>>38494843
>Write in
Obtain toast.

This is not optional.

>>38494843
>Try to intercept Kanari before she arrives (this might be difficult)

>>38494843
>Try to intercept Kanari before she arrives (this might be difficult)

>>38494843
>Try to intercept Kanari before she arrives (this might be difficult)

Writing

Give me an Endurance test. 1d20+3, best of 3.

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>38495350

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>38495350

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>38495350
Here's hoping my phone can into dice.

>>38495560
FFFFF#FFFFFFFFF
I'm a take that as a warning, thanks. Thumb typing dice is a fucking pain anyways.

So are we seriously going to try and defend MIkage as Koyomi?

>>38495922
will Mikage even come up as someone to be defended? Besides, we have bigger fish to fry today.

Before you talk to Koito Kino at school today, you need to talk to the genesis of his current concerns and troubles. Your best friend Kanari. Koito is worried about his sister, her recent behavior, and the strange feeling that everyone is keeping something from him...which they are.

He called you this morning to express these concerns, and that he would confide these personal troubles in you made your heart skip a beat. Could it be that after all these years he is finally letting the walls of his usually tightly kept emotions down?

Speeding out of your room, you run log and hard through familiar streets trying to intersect with the most direct line from the Jupiter Cafe to your school. Before too long, you find your best friend shooting down the street. Her long brown ponytail whipping behind her.

You’re pushing your limit, and she’s going to fast. You might be able to run up along side her for a second or call out to her.

>Run up alongside her to get her attention
>Call out to her, “KANARI-CHAN!”
>You’ve run enough, stop and call her cellphone
>Follow her to campus and catch her at the shoe locker
>Write in

>>38496019
>Run up alongside her to get her attention

>>38496019
>Call out to her, “KANARI-CHAN!”

>>38496019
>Call out to her

Silly rabbit, subtlety is for other people.

>>38496019
>Call out to her, “KANARI-CHAN!”
We aren't Mikage, catching up would be hard.

>>38496019
>Call out to her, “KANARI-CHAN!”
if this fails
>Run up alongside her to get her attention
if THIS fails,
>Follow her to campus and catch her at the shoe locker

Rolled 17 (1d20)

writing

>>38496019
>Call out to her, “KANARI-CHAN!”True bunny powers are in lungs.
Running is for suckers.

Coming to a stop, you watch as Kanari pulls away from you. Soon she’ll turn the corner and be lost to you. Taking a deep breath you use your perfect weapon. Even strained after your extended run, your lungs and diaphragm are incredibly powerful. So you use them.

“KANARI-CHAN!” you below out to the charging athletic girl, “WAIT UP!”

You’ve been told that the pitch of your voice was impossible to miss, probably only going silent when it hits a high enough note to only be heard by dogs. Its a cruel joke, but probably accurate. Still, it wasn’t that high today. Kanari comes to a sudden stop and turns to look over her shoulder as your hands find your knees. She sees you panting to catch your breath.

“Koyomi-chan?” she says confused.

Running seems to have bled the frustration from her face, but you see trace amounts. She quickly walks back over to you and offers you a shoulder. Groaning, you take her arm.

“Why are you all the way out here?” she asks as you resume your path to school at a more sedate pace.

>broach the subject of Koito’s concern
>ask how her mom’s spinning her departure to Koito
>Ask if she’s okay
>Just try to finish breathing first
>Write in

>>38496492
>Just try to finish breathing first
Then
>Ask if she’s okay

>>38496492
>Just try to finish breathing first
I've always been a sucker for the anemia option.

>>38496492
>broach the subject of Koito’s concern
While gasping for air.

>>38496492
>Just try to finish breathing first

>>38496492
>broach the subject of Koito’s concern
>ask how her mom’s spinning her departure to Koito
>Ask if she’s okay

Writing

>>38496492
>ask how her mom’s spinning her departure to Koito
>Ask if she’s okay
>broach the subject of Koito’s concern

Would it be a smart idea to segway "I think Koito should know why his Mom is going away for a very long time" into this?

delay, dinner

Holding up a finger you continue to gulp for breath as she keeps you moving at a calm gait. She accepts your plea for pause and sighs.

“What am I going to do with you,” she sighs and casts a joke, “Maybe your sister is right, we should really get you to run every morning,”

That catches you by surprise.

“EHHH?” you cannot help you response, “but I don’t want to run every morning,”

Kanari smirks, and then laughs are your suddenly worried and upset state. Its refreshing to hear her laugh.

“Anyway, what’re you doing over here, running, Koyomi-chan?”

“E-heheheh,” you laugh to yourself nervously.

>Deflect, take her temperature cleverly with your smarticals
>Be upfront, Koito called you
>Unload on her about Mikage
>Write in

>>38497906
>Be upfront, Koito called you

>>38497906
>Be upfront, Koito called you

>>38497906
>Unload on her about Mikage
I should say that as the young Sailor Moon and successor to the essence of the original, whining is our great tradition.

>>38497906
>Deflect, take her temperature cleverly with your smarticals
Watching her try to do this discreetly will be funny.

>>38497906
>Unload on her about Mikage

Well now, looks like we need to pull a Final Destination.

Respond to this post with the number of your choice as listed below. Just the number. No comment, line breaks, punctuation, dice, or green text

1 Be Upfront
2 Whiiiiiiine

4 minutes on the clock to respond for your vote to count.

>>38498158
2

>>38498158
>1 Be Upfront

>>38498158
1

>>38498191
just the number

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>>38497906
>Unload on her about Mikage
It is the responsibility of the younger sibling to complain about the older sibling just as it is the responsibility of the older sibling to operate so far outside the understanding of the younger sibling that they don't even know.

>>38498158
2

>>38498158
2

>>38498158
2

>>38498158
2

Called at the four minute mark. Counting

>>38498158
2

Unloading

“I wanted to complain to you about Mikage-neechan,” you puff your cheeks out.

Even if you did come here to get a handle on her before you talked to Koito, you gotta get some things off of your chest. Kanari is your best friend, so its her duty to bear the brunt of your whining. Kanari, not being Mikage’s biggest fan, can do that for you.

Both your complaints about her and your concern for her.

“What did she do now?” she rolls her eyes and huffs.

You go quiet and right youself, no longer learning on her for support.

“She was really reserved last night…” you admit, “And really sad. I woke up on the couch while she was sitting there stroking my hair and she was looking off like she was completely lost. And this was after having us all so worried at the hospital for days...and…”

You can’t finish the sentence, Kanari understands. How terrified you were when she was snarling at you. Clad in the black of what Usa referred to reverently as the ‘Dark Lady’, your sister’s feral state frightened and worried you.

“To learn that she’s been running around and busting her ass on so many different fronts...between helping Sugimoto-san and being the beast…” you’re a bit angry about all that, “I’m worried she’s burnt herself out and is going to just go back to locking herself away in her room,”

Kanari rolls her eyes.

“What, you aren’t mad at her?”

“I’m mad that she went full twilight on Kairi-chan almost in front of me at the hospital,” you huff, “and I’m worried that she can still do that. I hit her with my healing magic and she is still going Alucardy on people,”

“I’ve been wondering why she’s darting around in the dark too,” Kanari crosses her arms and shakes her head, “thinking about it since she woke up, actually. Do you think she knew she might go berserk? Could explain why she’s been trying to keep her distance,”

>>38498826

You are momentarily taken aback.

"You-you're being weird about this,"

"What, just because I don't like the way your sister has been acting doesn't mean I can't pull my head out of my own ass every once in a while,"

You nod at her reasoning and resuming your rolling complaint.

“I’m happy she came out of her room...but its like I hardly know her,” you hang your head, “And now Usa and mom are both leaving for who knows how long...and I don’t want her to shut me out again. This is all so confusing,”

“Yeah,” Kanari pats you on the back as you round a corner and see the school building come into sight, “Family can be complicated,”

Its still too early for the final bell, but the front gate is closed. Damn.


-two choice to make-

>Speaking of family…
>focus on being mad at Mikage
>focus on being worried for Mikage
>Write in


&

>Report to the hall monitor and accept your tardy
>Try to figure out another way in (Int test)
>Try to jump or climb the wall, sneakily
>write in

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>>38498853
>focus on being worried for Mikage

>Report to the hall monitor and accept your tardy
WE RESPONSIMABLE IMOUTO NOW!

>>38498853
>>focus on being worried for Mikage
We are not the right bunny for angry.

>>Try to jump or climb the wall, sneakily
Fuck the rules. We magical girl.

>>38498853
>focus on being worried for Mikage

>Report to the hall monitor and accept your tardy

>>38498853
>Speaking of family..

>Try to figure out another way in (Int test)
Nothing could go wrong

>>38498853
>Speaking of family...
This is the 'talk about Koito' option right?

>Try to jump the wall, sneakily

>>38498853
>focus on being mad at Mikage
>Try to jump or climb the wall, sneakily

>>38498853
>Speaking of family…
>Try to jump or climb the wall, sneakily

>>38498853
>Speaking of family…
I believe we showed up to speak about her family problems... or are we leaving that until after school?

>Try to jump the wall, sneakily

>>38498853
>focus on being worried for Mikage
>Try to figure out another way in (Int test)

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I have survived my battle with Thor to visit my own little sister and new niece, and subsequent rematch on the way home.

Image extra relevant due to Hulk bobblehead on my dashboard.

>>38499069
What?

Counting the Vote

Counting away.

>>38499086
They decided to name the big winter storm Thor.
I've been driving in it today for many hours.

And now I'm here to play a littlest bunny.

>>38499126
Ahhh Gotcha.

So, about family and jumping the wall takes it.

Writing momentarily

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Though I need you guys to give me dice+2d20

The first one is for Kanari and Koyomi working in tandem to cross the wall, the second is doing it quiet like.

Rolled 8, 12 = 20 (2d20)

>>38499155

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Rolled 20, 12 = 32 (2d20)

>>38499183

Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d20)

>>38499183

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>>38499217
Well, at least they work well together.

Rolled 19, 17 = 36 (2d20)

>>38499183

>>38499211
I thank you for your mis-linking.

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>>38499217
Well, considering what we are trying to do...

“Yeah,” you sigh as the two of you fall in step away from the shut gate and toward a set of bushes a few meters away, “Speaking of family...Koito called me this morning,”

“Ugh,” Kanari groans as she crouches and folds her hands together to boost you up, “You know he cornered me this morning,”

“Yeah. He was worried about you and-” you set a hand on her shoulder and step into her cupped hands.

“And he wanted to know what the rest of us are keeping from him,” she spits as she boosts you onto the wall.

She lifts you effortlessly and you scramble the rest of the way to balance on the wall. Turning around on all fours, you reach down and offer a hand to the girl. She takes it and you brace to the wall as you kicks off and pulls herself up.

“Ah, heavy!” you strain, “Well, are you going to talk to your mom about what the two of you will tell him,”

“We were going to figure that out before dinner... its our last chance to, especially with her leaving tomorrow,” she reaches the top of the wall and sits, sadly looking out over the the way you came., “Lets head in,”

She is about to pitch herself back onto the campus grounds, then you’d jump down for her to catch you, but someone clearing their throat catches both of your attention.

“Ahem,” turning you find a short girl with an auburn bob cut waiting for you.

The armband on her arm denotes her a hall monitor of the student disciplinary committee. Her name is Yuuko, and she’s in your class.

“Damn,” Kanari sighs, “If this morning wasn't depressing enough,”

>We’re not done yet! Cheese it!
>You’ve been caught, accept your fate
>Appeal to Yuuko’s empathy and kindness.
>Start crying
>Write in

>>38500393
>>Appeal to Yuuko’s empathy and kindness
Almost had it though.

>>38500393
>Appeal to Yuuko’s empathy and kindness.

>>38500393
[X] cheese it
Follow the rabbit-shaped blur.

>We’re not done yet! Cheese it!

>>38500393
I must channel the hair-brained bunny schemes.
..

>Start crying
It worked for mom right?
Right?
Wait it didn't?
Ah fu-

>>38500393
>We’re not done yet! Cheese it!
What would big sister do?

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>>38500393
>We’re not done yet! Cheese it!
You've caught me red-handed officer....IF YOU CAN CATCH ME!!! *Zoidberg noises*

>>38500526
>What would big sister do?
Not get caught.

Or tell a very convincing lie.

>>38500575
woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop

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>>38500587
Oooh I like this train of thought, if you can incorporate this bit Arty.
So convincing that unless you knew otherwise you could swear it was the truth.

>>38500494
I've heard that startling them is bad

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>>38500648
Funny story. I've actually done that to a professor before.

Counting and writing

Standing upright on top of the wall, you will not admit defeat.

“We’re not done yet!” you declare at the top of your lungs.

Even if you were complaining about her beforehand, you can’t help but wonder what your big sister would do in your shoes. She would probably not get caught like this...so you can’t get caught right now either.

“CHEESE IT!”

Breaking out into a run down the length of the wall, you know you can outrun this rap. Nothing can stop you on your mad run to make it to class on time!

Minutes later, you and Kanari both find yourself standing outside of your classroom. Waiting in the hall for half an hour before being allowed into class. Yuuko had shown up to class hot on your heels and ratted the two of you out. On top of it, because you tried to shake her authority she gave you additional disciplinary notices.

“So,” she whispers, “What did you say to Koito when he called?”

“That I’d talk to him today about it,” you sigh quietly, “I have no idea what I’m going to tell him,”

“Well, don’t out me and my mom. Okay,” Kanari shakes her head, “So...about Mikage running around behind our backs and helping out,”

“Not this again,” you whine, “Come on, there’s no way,”

“I’m serious. Dead serious,” she whispers back at you, “With how many other disguises she wears, why not,”

“I just don’t believe Mikage-neechan could be Eclipse,” you tell her earnestly.

Later, you and Kanari are let back into class. To your surprise, Koito is there. A while later, you aren’t paying close attention, lunch rolls around. Kanari gives you a worried look, Koito looks over to you expectantly.

>Have lunch with Koito
>Have lunch with Kanari
>Explore your classmates, be chatty
>write in

>>38501602
>>Have lunch with Koito

>>38501602
>Have lunch with Koito
>Have lunch with Kanari

I feel kind of bad about not telling sis about Eclipse, now.

>>38501602
>Have lunch with Kanari
Eclipse can't be Mikage. That's just crazy. Really need to drive that point home.

>>38501602
>Have lunch with Koito
Going in cold with no plan at all! There is no way this can go wrong!

>>38501602
>Lunch
TIME TO EAT! YAY!
Nothing like the simple joy of eating to put aside those worries!

And it solves all conversation too! If you just make noises with a full mouth in response to questions, you can't give anything away!

>>38501602
>Have lunch with Kanari

Prepare yourselves for another Final Destination.

Start refreshing.

Final Destination. 4 minutes on the clock. Respond to this post with ONLY THE NUMBER OF YOUR CHOICE
No punctuation, line break, dice, greentext, or comment.

Clock starts now. 4 minues

1 Koito
2 Kanari

>>38502043
1

>>38502043
2

>>38502043
1

>>38502043
2

>>38502043
1

Time at 22:59:18

Counting

Now for another question.

>Rooftop
>Here in the Classroom
>Picnic tables
>school shop/cafeteria
>Write in

>>38502225
>Rooftop

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>>38502225
>Rooftop
It is the best place for a picnic.

>>38502225
>Rooftop
That's the protagonist lunch spot.

>>38502225
>>school shop/cafeteria
Closer to the food.

Picking up your lunch box and holding it demurely in front of you, you walk over to Koito with a clear intent. This conversation needs to be private, and a private lunch with Koito could be your chance to make sure you’re the one he turns to for comfort when or if his mother and Kanari-chan tell him the truth.

“Lets have lunch on the roof together, Koi-chan!” you say clearly and with the uptick of a smile.

Some of the ambient conversation around the classroom stops. You feel eyes on you. Sparing a glance back, many of the girls in your class are looking at you. No doubt this will be a point of rumored discussion, look at you making a first move boldly.

“Ah, sure,” he says and collects his lunch, “I brought a thermos for you, thought I would get it to you this morning, but you wound up being late,”

As the two of you stride out of class together, Kanari shooting you a look of some stress while wishing you luck, a stray thought catches you.

“How did you get to class before us anyway,” she wonders, “Didn’t you leave home after Kanari-chan?”

“Yeah, the gate to the high school was open for the repairs,” he shrugs, “I cut across the shared athletic field,”

Hmmm...Koito is clever. You’ll have to be really careful with this conversation. That in mind, you worry that he might be mad at you later when the truth does come out. Or worse...he may start getting doughy eyed around your big sis. Its bad enough he nips like a puppy at Kairi-chan’s heels...and Mikage-neechan said Gai was off limits.

Not that you’ll seriously back down if you so desire it.

“That was really smart. Wish I had thought of that,” you let your shoulders fall as you reach the stairs.

>>38503209

“Yeah, I saw your little run along the outer wall,” he cracks a smile, “You two were doing pretty well,”

“Yeah, but I didn’t think that Yuuko would just tell the teacher,” you sigh, “And I got Kanari in more trouble on top of it,”

Getting to the roof, the two of you sit on the the bench. Looking over the athletic field at the school’s famed statues of your mother and sisters alternate identities through the rooftop fence, you open your bento and are delighted to find a wrapped sandwich and rice balls. Koito begins enjoying his own lunch and pours you a cap full from the thermos. Its still warm.

“Well, I guess you talked to her about our conversation this morning,” he resigns himself and removes his own thermos and takes a drink, “Tell me how it is, hazelnut mocha blend,”

“Yeah, I did,” you take a sip, “EEEEE, its so smooth and delicious!,”

>Write in

>>38503232
Wonder when they're going to get a statue up of the Fourth Sailor Moon. It's not fair that the other three have one and she doesn't.

>>38503232
"About what you asked about, it's not my secret to tell. You'll find out soon enough."

>>38503232
Let him know that they're planning to tell him soon, and we can't give him details.

>>38503232
Ok, he's clever, he rightfully figures we told his sister about his call, and we can't actually tell him anything but we don't want to lie and have him be mad at us.

Somehow I think he'd be clever enough to get too much out of us if we try to simply evade.
Go with honesty?
"Look, Koito, I can't tell you what's going on, they want to tell you themselves, and I don't want to lie to you and have you be mad at me later."

Writing

Giddily draining your cap, because it tastes like coffee touched nutella, you kick your legs and look out at the statues. Briefly you wonder when you’ll get a statue and then look back over to Koito.

“This is a difficult for her, Koi-chan,” you say with an air of melancholy, “and its not my secret to tell...okay...but they do want to talk to you about it,”

He sighs, stands, and leans forward against the chain link fence. Fingers threaded through the metal diamonds, he looks toward the statues.

“So you know what’s up,” he asks.

“Yeah,” you admit and set your cap down, “I’m not going to lie to you about it, Koi-chan. I don’t want you to be mad at me when this is all done. You saw how torn up Kanari-chan was last week,”

He turns to face you again, your hands resting in your lap. You can see the sadness and frustration on his face.

“This is uncharacteristically calm and insightful of you,” he observes and sighs.

“I can be insightful. There’s nothing uncharacteristic about that!” you puff your cheeks and snatch the left behind thermos and pour yourself another cap.

Koito would normally snap back at that kind of statement, but he still seems choked by this matter...and if your women’s intuition is as good as you think it is...possibly something else. Good god he’s even cute when he’s sad.

The rooftop is empty save for the two of you.

>Noms for the nom gods
>What else is bothering you, Koito-chan?
>Reassure him, carefully.
>He’s vulnerable. If ever there was a time to make a move, its now.
>Write in

>>38504052
>What else is bothering you, Koito-chan?

>>38504052
>He’s vulnerable. If ever there was a time to make a move, its now.
Serious time is over, boy. Let the luvmeister comfort you.

>>38504052
>What else is bothering you, Koito-chan?
>Reassure him, carefully.

We were just worrying about our big sister shutting us out again, so we do understand what he's feeling, at least a little.

>>38504052
>He’s vulnerable. If ever there was a time to make a move, its now.

>>38504052
He like insightful does he, we'll dazzle him with our amazing insightitude!

>Reassure him, carefully.
>What else is bothering you, Koito-chan?

We don't have Insight to roll, do we?

Writing

Or not...hold guys, prepping a FINAL DESTINATION

>>38504052
>What else is bothering you, Koito-chan?

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FINAL DESTINATION

Reply to this post with only the number of your selection. No comments, no dice, no green text, no line breaks.

1 Reassurance and inquiry
2 Make your move, luvmeister

>>38504463
2

>>38504463
1

>>38504463
2

>>38504463
2

>>38504463
1

>>38504463
2

>>38504463
1

Vote called as of 23:53:29 eastern standard time

Counting it up

Rabbits, man. Rabbits

>>38504607
Gotta love em.

I was hoping to use insightfulness to impress and then mack on him.

>>38504338

>>38504107
>>38504175
>>38504201

>>38504109
>>38504200

Um.. Isn't that three votes to ask him what's wrong vs two for making a move?

>>38504684

>>38504107
Asking the question

>>38504175
>>38504201
Asking the question and providing reassurance

>>38504109
>>38504200
Making a move

Setting the cap down, you find your resolve. You came up here to help Koito and Kanari...but you can’t help but leap at this opportunity. Its selfish, and maybe a bit immature, but your heart aches to comfort his uncertainty and pain. So you will. You will distract the hurt in his heart with the beat of your own.

“I guess you can be insightful, sometimes,” he muses.

Standing, you cross the distance between you and lean against the chain link fence beside him.

“Koito-chan,” you offer.

“Hmmm?”

You spin in front of him, leaning over him thanks to your slight advantage in height, and slip your fingers through the fence with one hand to steady yourself. He is surprised, you’ve put him off balance. Good. There between the fence and you, alone on the roof.

“I understand you’re hurting now...and may hurt later...so let me help you with those burdens,” you say with an earnest want as you meet his shocked gaze with soft wanting, “Please Koi-chan...lets trust my insight,”

“C-Chiba-san!?” he’s confused.

>Go for the hand
>Heartfelt confession
>Chu~
>Tight hug
>Write in

>>38504995
>>Go for the hand
Also, miss

>>38504995
>>Tight hug

>>38504995
>Go for the hand

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>>38504995
>Go for the hand

>>38504995
>Tight hug

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>>38504995
>Write in
Cockroach block. It is most romantic confession.

Combo?
Hug the hand tightly.

>>38505153
Ummmm.....that's almost too funny to pass up. Gonna have to go with that.

>>38505095
Here. Changing my vote to
>>38505153
that.

For fucksake guys, really?
That doesn't make any sense for this character.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Writing...

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>>38505327
Koyomi is hyper-active childish and starry-eyed. It makes 100% sense

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>>38505356
>>38505049
Can I change my hug vote to a hand one and make it a final destination?

Actually,

give me dice+1d20+7

Best of 3, 1s and 20s wild.

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>38505440
Pray to your dice gods!

>>38505439
Pretty sure hand won, though?

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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>38505440

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>38505440
please tell me we aren't doing that stupid write in.

>>38505475
Apparently now something amazing gonna happen thanks to you

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>>38505475
It's not stupid, it's hilarious and, depending on how Arty writes it, totally in character.

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>>38505509
>what I'm hearing

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>>38505589
>What I'M hearing

>>38505439
That explains exactly what my face looks like catching up.

>>38505659
Isn't this the kind of thing you thrive on?

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At this rate I'm going to have to question science.
Because there is conflict in bunny-town.

>>38505680
I'm more a fan of watching characters manipulate each other. Catty remarks. Drama.

This is.. I'm not sure what this is.

>>38505741
There's a fatal flaw in your argument. What about China?

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>>38505765
There's an ancient forbidden word for it. Torn from the dark lore of forbidden law, it is known by some as...Shenanigans.

>>38505772
They deny having bunnies or conflict.

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>>38505813
This image made me forget what I was looking for in response, so you can have this one instead.

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>>38505930
Wow I'm that bad huh. Man, as bad as animal abusers....

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>>38505861
I thank you for your hugs, and head for bed.

>>38505995
What? no no, just while rummaging through unsorted images that one made me forget what I was looking for.

>>38505995
You should be ashamed clearly. I never knew it.. but you were the worst of us.

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>>38505995
Here, have some puppies.
Puppies make everything better.
Seriously though, I need to get to sleep.
G'night folks.Thanks for thread, Art!

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>>38506051
Eh. I have my moments. It doesn't help that I haven't played DnD with my normal group in a while. You know the tale of Los Tiburon? We make that shit look tame. And I haven't had a chance to play EDH in like 3 weeks because everyone around here plays Tiny Leaders like fucking plebs so I haven't had a chance to play my Zedruu shenanigans deck in forever, those I have a bunch of pent up shenanigans. I couldn't help myself.

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>>38506127
Better than Los Tiburon, you say? Can it be story time?

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>>38506179
Jesus, where do you want me to start, the time the fucking ranger seduced The Raven Queen, the time I, the sword-mage, dueled a vampire lord to the death on a rain-slick prescience that may or may not have hung out over a pool of bubbling darkness, wearing nothing but clown shoes and an eye patch and wielding an over-large candy-cane, or when our border-line autistic wizard (IC no OOC) challenged Orcus to a rock-off and won.

>>38506256
Bear in mind this was like 3 consecutive sessions
Duel of the Candy Cane
Raven Queen Sexy-Tiems
Orcus Rockoff.

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>>38506280
So it's more like 1 story in three parts?

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>>38506298
No no, they were all epic tales in their own right, and that was just one campaign. Then there was Oceans 13 Inner Sea edition, the time our Cleric-Rogue falcon punched an advanced lightning elemental Behir to death, oh man, who can forget Beron the Riding Pug, then there was the time where it was like "No party, you are the secret police", and then there was the time where I had to start a list of feats that my fighter was no longer allowed to take. The list goes on and on.

“Trust it!” you declare as you loosen your grip on the fence and plant both of your hands on either side beside him.

If this were in the corner, you could use your feet as well and perfectly cut off his avenues of possible escape. You’ll have to trust this. You’ve put your heart on the line, so now it is up to Koito. Letting the soft warmth of your stare transition into an intensity and expectancy to of your feelings.

You stare into his eyes, intently, for a few moments. Koito looks at you blankly like a deer caught in headlights. At least you are confident that he has forgotten his worry and melancholy at this morning’s early business.

He makes no move, but you hold steady.

You hold.

...and hold.

What kind of teenage boy is he? Its obvious he at least likes you, so why isn’t he jumping at the opportunity. You hum and puff your cheeks out in frustration.

It occurs to you that perhaps you’ve come on too strong. Chainlink chimes as you release it on either side and step back to the bench. Picking up the Koito’s personal thermos, you pour him a cap full and return to your usual demeanor. With a warm smile you offer him the warm drink. Still no response. More than that, he’s staring at where you were instead of where you are.

>>38506426

Oh...it would appear that your declaration may have stunned the poor boy. With an upset sigh, you resolve to wait this out. Taking the thermos he brought for you, you down your poured cap and then drink down the container proper before starting on the rice balls and sandwich your mother left for you.

After a moment, he snaps out of this stupor. His face is consumed with redness and embarrassment as he regards you with sudden...sight is the best way to think of describing it. Like he’s looking at you openly for the first time.

You’ve seen him looking at you before, but never this wide eyed. Never this absolutely aware.

“Y-You...too tall klutz,” he stutters the familiar tease in disbelief, “What was that about?”

His blush and stammering are all you need, for the time being, so you smile.

It assuages your own worries, at least for now.

Eclipsed Moon Quest Episode 72
End

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>>38506426
I think I'm gonna count this as a success.

>>38506446
Thanks for running.

Night all

>>38506533
Good night Artemis, thanks for thread.

Are we back to pink bunny next time?

>>38506373
You might have to start your own thread for this.

>>38506595
Meh, I'll tell you guys the tale of the candy-cane duel for now, writing it up.

>>38506691
Sounds sweet. Can't speak for the rest, but I'll keep lurking about. It's only 11pm here anyhow.

Next thread returns us to Pink bunny.

Also. How were the scholastic adventures of Koyomi Chiba?

The Koyomi bowl kickoff.

The girl has made a strong opening bid for the contender she's known the longest. Her best friend's brother.

Let's go to the board and see what he's got

Tsundere, a classic, let's see how it holds up against the declarative nature of this last exchange
Great Cook, a sure fire path to a bunny heart. Through her stomach.

We'll pull stats on his competition later.

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Here's Duel of the Candy Cane
>Be Me
>Be playing 4e
>Playing an elven sword-mage cause lol speshul snoflak
> Generally a psychotic angry fucker
>”I AM ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT ______!”
>Blank being whatever the fuck the party was fighting at the time
>Basically an actual full-blown murder-hobo
>Party is hunting a vampire
> Been evading us for fucking weeks
>Every time we show up just a little too late
>Is always a cheeky cunt about it every time
>”Well party, it looks like you showed up too late to save the orphanage I burned down as part of my grand scheme.”
>Bitch I don't give a fuck about the orphanage I just wanna punch you in your dickass-vampire face
>”TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
>Repeat for three weeks in game and like twelve fucking sessions
>Finally manage to corner the smarmy bastard in his castle in the fucking Shadowdark.
>”Let's get real, Imma kill everything in this castle”
>LOLNO
>Party rogue fails to find the sleeping gas trap that puts everyone to sleep
>Wake up chained in the dungeon
>FUCK
>Swarm of rats starting to gnaw on us
>DOUBLEFUCK
>DM rolls to see what parts of our bodies their chewing on.
>”Well let's see, Wizard they're chewing on your legs giving you a penalty to movement”
>Annoying but workable
>”Druid they're chewing on your torso area, giving you con damage”
>LOLAMBEARCOMRADES
>”Rogue they're chewing on your fingers, giving you a penalty to escape artist checks”
>SONOFABITCH
>”And MAG they're chewing on your...oh...they're chewing on your eye, giving you a minus to attack rolls”
>TRIPLEFUCK
>Fortunately for the party lol guess who took levels in escape artist
>Use my call weapon ability
>Full-blade sized candy-cane appears in my hands
>Wat
>Turns out the vampire transformed all of our gear into candy to force feed to a bunch of orphans for some fucking reason
>What the actual fuck DM
>Well fuck you I can work with this

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>>38507094
>Manage to slaughter our way through the castle. One of the zombies was wearing an eye-patch.
>Hi there, I'm taking your eye-patch
>ONLY IF YOU CAN BEAT ME IN COMBAT MORTAL
>Boss zombie with levels in fucking duelist
>Go back and forth with him trading witty insults and jabs
>”You have blind spots, but you probably can't see them!”
>YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE
>End up stabbing him through his other eye with a well rolled called shot
>HAHAHA WHO CAN SEE THE BLIND SPOTS NOW BITCH
>Claim victory eye-patch
>Continue slaughtering our way through the castle
>Suddenly caltrops
>Thisshithasgottostop.jpg
>Shit shit, shoes, ummm THERE”
>Fashion clown shoes out of bright yellow cloth stained by years of undead greasings and some armor plates from dead zombies
>Walk out into the middle of a court-yard sounding like a whole drumset
>Suddenly dick-ass vampire up on a precipice
>”It seems you are too late to stop the inevitable tide of darkness
>BLAH BLAH SUPRISE TELEPORT STRIKE BITCH
>Him using all his dickass vampire powers
>Mind controls the druid to make it fucking rain
>Can't see the son of a bitch any more
>Continues making smarmy dick-ass comments
>Suddenly, hear him near me.
>”Fuck it, I swing at him with a called-shot heart”
>”Roll it”
>20
> “....again.”
>20
>”....again.”
>FUCKING. TWENTY
>Ok roll your concealment
>Shit fuck doom on me
>70% miss chance
>Roll percentile
>71
>OH SHIT YEAH
>He insta-dead in the middle of one of his smarmy ass comments when I fucking stack him through the heart with a candy-cane the size of Guts's sword.
And that's how I dueled a Master Vampire with a candy-cane while in my birthday suit wearing only an eye-patch and clown shoes

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>>38507019
Loads of silly fun! Especially the last bit, I honestly wasn't sure what you were going to do with that but you managed to impress me again.

>>38507136
Har, kickass.

>>38507019
Hey, I enjoyed it. I never expected that write in to go anywhere, but wow.

I think I like playing as Koyomi more than playing as Mikage

>>38509075
Lighthearted fun does that.

>>38509075
main goal: fight evil by moonlight. Secondary: win love by daylight, all of it. Lady pimp go

>>38507187
I try. Not that I think I'm any good, but I try.

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>>38506446
Ah, young love that isn't also porn.
Excellent.

I wonder what else Koito was sad about?

Could it have been a dinner between friends at his family's cafe!

>>38510583
Maybe its because he knows something is wrong with his family and everyone has been holding out on him.

>>38511097
So, in short. The girl he's Tsun for just made a move on him that blindsided him. The Senpai he pines for was baiting a reaction from him last night with another guy, and his mom and sis are about to drop the Senshi bomb on him.

...it is not a good day to be Koito.

But that 20 we rolled must be good for something

>>38511724
>The Senpai he pines for was baiting a reaction from him last night with another guy

Wait, was that koito we baited or yoshi?

>>38511930
Not us, Kairi. On her date with Gai.

>>38512093
I dont even remember when that was, even though I remember her setting up the not-date

>>38512284
It would have been in game yesterday.

>>38512093
I thought it was poignantly NOT a date.

It was totally a date.

Kairi is coming back out of her shell and she is a manipulative girl. Just like how she tried to ply us and force our hand by holding herself hostage.

She may be in the lead for waifu, and she may be dependent on our power as though it were a drug, and she may have absolute faith and trust in us...

but should we have the same in her?

>>38512627
>should we trust the person who has demonstrated that they would die for us?
Gee, let me think...

I'm amused by the way Koyomi is developing. She's not just mini-Usagi anymore, she is - relatively - a lady of action to Usagi's crybaby. Even if that action is just running away.

>>38512927
And given that we're a Sailor Moon story...

when the final push to the end happens...

Everyone dies, but it'll be okay

>>38513046
No no, we nipped that in the bud.

right?

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>>38513727

>>38513727
Well, if the Moms are off world, then they can't be here to be possessed

>>38513965
EVEN IN DEATH, WE SERVE

>>38512991
She is a lady of many actions.

Lasering things in the face. Healing things. Thinking of how to win. Running away. Pursuing potential love.

Koyomi is kinda scary, even if she is a little bit dense.

Going to admit this now about over the wall.

Accepting your fate would have gotten Koyomi in not so much trouble. It would have been a demerit but no hall time.

Cheese it did make things worse and lead to her having to stand in the hall for her trouble.

>>38517151
Considering you were going for shenanigans, it was the best option.

>>38517151
We could have just surged the stealth roll too. It turned out ok though.

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>>38517183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEfV05tJz8

>>38517151
I figured. Usagi would have cried and got away with it most likely.

running wasnt exactly "love and justice". But it WAS funny and that and her oddly brave and agressive pursuit of Koito did much to define Kanari as her own character in my head, rather than her being just mini Usagi

>>38520785
Koyomi. Fuck.

I need more sleep.

>>38520785
>define Koyomi

>>38520810
Or less. Go read quests, anon. Go read more quests.

>>38520785
Now the question is, will Koyomi be as agressive with Gai and Yeon, or does she believe she'll stick to one guy.

Some day, you'll find out. This is what life is all about. You'll meet someone who is living just for you. One guy. Not two or three, that's the way it should be.

>>38520810
Sleep is for the week. And for bunnies. All for bunnies.

>>38515127
Yeah they're going off alone to be possessed when they're weak and not working together.

>>38523545
but they're going with canon fodder, I mean PIT soldiers

>>38520785
>Usagi would have cried and got away with it most likely.
Nah, she cried and still had to stand in the hall. While holding buckets.

They were probably filled with her tears.

>>38528538
Those buckets are later dehydrated to harvest their valuable salt.

>>38530119
Buy Bunny Brand Sad Salts!

>>38530626
Make your meal 70% sadder. Find it in your Grocer's Sadbox.

>>38530626
Good for baths. Rejuvenate your skin and help cry your worries away. Do not use for mummification, may raise subject from dead.

>>38531406
Sad Mummies make everyone sad.

>>38534912
And they are rough to clean up after.

>>38534912
So sad, but so dry. They'ce no tears to cry. This is what happens when you make bunnies weep.

>>38520785
Koyomi is fun and cute.

Curious to see if she winds up juggling dates.

>>38534912
Sad mummies and depression vampires, just what kind of monster mash are we running here?

>>38539179
I dunno, but we need more monsters in the mash.

We know that there is a spider-eater walking about. And some space cats. And some were something or other?

Werebunnies?

Bunnies!

>>38539179
A grave yard bash.

>>38520785
Koyomi a cutest and a best.

Mikage an old hag

>>38539267
Obsessive Spiders and Phantom Girls

>>38545929
Those are some dangerous things ahead and good for the mash.

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>>38541433
>>38548862
Whatever happened to the Transylvania Twist?

>>38549622
Now I'm thinking about vampires...like in the Side stories comic.

>>38549622
Those four still raise so many questions.

>>38555501
Unanswered crazy questions

>>38556752
>>38555501
Do you think there's a reason the cat is being oddly quiet about this?

>>38558726
Hasn't he already soft confirmed there are assorted supernaturals what exist? Fey Courts in UK etc

>>38558954
I thought it was that PIT UK mostly employed lawyers.

>>38558726
well, cats can't read spoiler text...so how would he know we know he's being quiet?

>>38559587
There were implications and spoiler text along with that.

There are questions?

>>38564086
Nope!
Hey by the way.

Are we the only vampire?

Silence.
That cat is up to something.
Good thing he can't read this and know that I'm onto him.

>>38567415
You are technically not an actual vampires.

And yes, Vampires exist.

>>38569631
this was me

>>38569651
Dracula has a castle on the Moon, where he hangs out with Elvis?

>>38570840
...no

There is Dracula Moon Palace.

There is a palace on the moon, or at least the remains of one. However, it has nothing to do with Dracula.

>>38571027
Fair enough.

I always figured Sailor Moon to be more of a werewolf type anyhow.

>>38571476
No werebunnies

>>38571663
Of course not. The werewolves would eat them.

>>38571894
>Mikage bunny girl and Koyomi bunny girl running away from giant girls wearing wolf ears on the moon.

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>>38571027
You mean Castlevania?

You're right though, it can't be on the moon. because the moon seems to always be behind it.

>>38575832
I meant there is no Dracula Moon Castle.

Somewhere is probably a Dracula Castle, but it's a variable thing of myth.

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>>38569055
Hell does this say?

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>>38578869

>>38578869
Maybe if we keep staring at it, it will reveal it's secrets.

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>>38582201
They never reveal their secrets. They just keep counter interrogating trying to figure out your own or your employers identity.

They'll never know who, and if they do thy keep asking it.

>>38572158
Werewolves! Pls no bully.

>>38582201
NEVER

>>38585535
Well... it doesn't have to be werewolves. Since the UK apparently has faerie lawyers, it wouldn't surprise me too much if Holo is kicking it in Scandinavia somewhere. Maybe as an economic adviser to the EU.

>>38591930
Holo the wise wolf was in a setting that was only like European Europe, I think.

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>>38591930
What if we're already met another were-creature?

>>38594689
Mother of god...

>>38594726
Dun dun duuuuun.

>>38594689
You have not already met a werebear

>>38598196
New goal, guys!

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>>38598196
So we could meet one then?

>>38600172
Maybe, since we are highly magical, we can try to make one?

>>38602671
That is more a job for our mad scientist shadow wizard opponent.

>>38602960
So, what are the resources of our bad guy right now, in terms of guys who are more than monsters of the week. And then soon to be monsters of the week.

Yet identified BBEG
Monster Scientist
Jewel Thief/Hiddenite
Amazonite
Guy who infected club girl/some kinda -ite

Incoming Monsters
Spiders
Shy Illusion Girl
Infected Momoko

>>38604199
To be fair
We don't know how infected momoko will manifest, it might split off to be a very bitchy shadow double than possession.

>>38605255
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Momoko.

>>38605556
As I said in EPQ once.
Momoko is the real devil, Masako is the one who gets blamed for her tendencies.