OH shit it begins!

Before we start, I'm wondering with how hard mode this saga is, if Cell Saga was school, will the Buu saga be like summer vacation, or more like college?

>>38473874
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

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You drop into a defensive stance.

Cell raises an eyebrow. "Are you feeling okay, Kaguya? You should know that you can't stop this attack."

"Want to see a magic trick?" you ask.

He chuckles, lowering his hand. "By all means, entertain me."

You dig deep into the reserve power your possess, every last drop of energy needed to keep you conscious. A purple aura surrounds your body, your eyes change to the color purple, and your power level shoots through the roof.

"Impressive," Cell comments. "Though I can sense that your energy is rapidly depleting, so if you intend to do something, do it now."

Focusing on Cell's energy signature, you teleport in front of him, slamming your fist into his gut. This time, the attack actually manages to hurt Cell, as he hunches over, spit flying from his mouth as you step back, kicking him in the jaw and causing him to stagger back.

When he lowers his head, and you see his face, you can see a large grin plastered onto it.

"Yes, magnificent!" Cell exclaims delightfully. "This is what I was searching for, a level of power that will require me to test my own. Yes, I think I made the right decision by sparing your life. Why, if I give you a few days to prepare, you might actually provide me with a challenge."

He chuckles. "Although, I hope when the time comes, you can maintain a significant level of power for more than a few seconds."

>A. Attack him head on

>B. Sky Breaker

>C. Power down

>D. Defend

>E. Kamehameha

>F. Something else

>>38473938
The Buu saga can either be incredibly easy or nightmarishly difficult depending on the circumstances.

>>38473947
>B. Sky Breaker
"Ho, you said none of my attacks will hurt you, is that right? Then I guess you wont mind backing that up by standing still there and testing your strength on this"

>>38473938

I accidentally a word. Meant to say if Cell Saga = high school.

>>38473947
>B. Sky Breaker

>>38473947
>B. Sky Breaker

>>38473981
Here's hoping it's the latter so I don't get bored.

>>38473947
>B. Sky Breaker
>F. IT Sky Breaker

>>38473981
Hope it's nightmarishly, otherwise it will be boring and anti climatic if ends to soon.

>>38473947
>B. Omega wave

>>38474023
This, let's try not to wreck the lookout this time.

>>38473947
>B. Sky Breaker

>>38474036
You still got Battle of Gods and Revival of F

>>38474091
Can we please have plenty of fun with the Great SaiyaSentai?

>>38474091
True, but the majin buu saga had it's moments, plus it provides Kaguya and Vegeta more character development towards each other.

>>38474116
We spent ages between Frieza and the Androids doing movies, filler, and other fun things. We'll probably do the same after Cell.
In the afterlife

>>38473981
Going to be aiming for a cakewalk, kill Babidi early on then seal Buu in some extradimensional vault and hang out with Dabura in the demon realm.
Maybe train up Pui Pui and Yakon to be less embarassing after they've been de-Majin'd.

>>38474141
And I am looking forward to the Majin Vegeta fight, good eye opener for Kaguya on how Vegeta really feels about him after 6 years.

>>38474207
Actually shouldn't it be the opposite? Where Kaguya calls him out on his shit for all these years? Vegeta's reasons for hating Kaguya are pretty apparent but Kaguya has never really gone into the reasons for why he treats him like crap.

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>>38473982
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>>38474083
You extend your hands to your sides and gather a colossal amount of energy, charging it into the single most powerful attack that you can manage.

The Lookout shakes beneath you, and Cell stares in curiosity, standing his ground as you continue to gather energy.

"Kaguya, don't do it!" Piccolo shouts. "You'll destroy us all!"

"Come on, boy, let's see what you're made of!" Cell taunts, opening his arms in invitation to your attack, not seeming to be the least bit frightened.

As the Lookout trembles, you finish gathering your energy, and bring your hands together, extending your palms towards Cell, and unleashing a monumentally large wave of energy at your opponent, vaporizing everything in its path as it rushes towards Cell, who lets out a yell of surprise as the blast strikes him in an explosion that annihilates the Lookout, even sending you tumbling backwards through the air as your consciousness begins to fade.

>A. Eat a Senzu Bean

>B. Pass out

>C. Something else

>>38474306
>A. Eat a Senzu Bean

>>38474207
Vegeta never hated Goku, he just hated that Goku was stronger than him. He still thought of Goku as a trusted ally.
Vegeta intends to murder us.

>>38474306
>A. Eat a Senzu Bean
unlimited beans. no reason not to

>>38474207
>>38474141
I do really want to write a Majin Vegeta fight for this.

>>38474116
Of course!

>>38474306
>A. Eat a Senzu Bean
>C. Something else
Laugh at Cell if he survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4q5sVfFw8c

>>38474306
>A. Eat a Senzu Bean

We can spam Sky Breaker any time we want to push ourselves against Perfect Cell in order to get strong enough to fight him come the Cell Games. So if he regenerates lets do that.

>>38474306
>A
Infinite beans is great. We need to rig up a bean-hat like they have for beer.

>>38474384
We should also see about entrusting the bag to Korin or giving him a stock pile of beans. I mean they might be a sacred item or some shit and it doesn't hurt to be mindful of the cat guy who lives in the apartment downstairs.

>>38474326
Good thing both Gohan and Kaguya are going to end up growing up out of their child phase when the Cell Games saga ends. Probably then Kaguya and Vegeta might stop bumping heads with each other as often.

So we killed our past version of friends again

We probably should be pretty reserved about the beans though. God knows we don't want Cell getting his hands on any if we have more than we can keep track of lying around.

>>38474413
Korin's seems as safe a place as any to keep the beanbag. We need to keep huge bean stashes all over though, just in case.

Yeah we should bring plenty of beans with us to the Cell games but leave the bag in a safe location away from world destroying explosions and manic midget clones.

>>38474306
>>A. Eat a Senzu Bean

>>38474488
I wonder if we can be allowed to grow a plant and give it to Capsule Corp. Having Essence of Senzu Bean capsules like the new game has would be cool. They'd also become a powerhouse in the pharmaceutical sector over night. A literal cure all. Humanity shall thrive.

>>38474306
>>A. Eat a Senzu Bean

>>38474306
>A. Eat a Senzu Bean
bless whoever came up with the infinite senzu bean idea

>>38474323
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>>38474361
>>38474377
>>38474384
You quickly grab a Senzu Bean and weakly bring it to your mouth chewing it up and swallowing.

Your strength returns at once, and you fly to a cloud of smoke at the location where Cell was just moments ago, waiting for it to clear. Soon enough, it does, and you see the results of your attack.

Cell's left arm, leg, and much of his middle are gone, and he stares in shock at the wounds that you've given him.

"N-no, this can't be happening!" Cell shouts in disbelief. "You can't have done this! Do you hear me? There's no way I can be beaten by a mere human."

He clenches his eyes shut and his right fist, then screams into the sky. "THERE'S NO WAY!"

>A. Laugh

>B. Go back into Rampage Drive

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Something else

>>38474562
I don't think that's possible, it would be like making Capsule Corp Dragon Balls for every household.

>>38474475
GG us, we just ruined yet another parallel universe

>>38474475
If you tell pendulum room people they're in the pendulum room, how would they react?

>>38474610
>A. Laugh
>C. Kamehameha

>>38474610
>B. Go back into Rampage Drive
FINISH THE FIGHT

>>38474610
>C. Kamehameha

>>38474610

>A. Laugh

>B. Go back into Rampage Drive

"I mean I know you're going to heal yourself but the look on your face is priceless."

>>38474610
>D. Something else
"Oh come on, don't act like you can't just regenerate"

>>38474610
>C. Kamehameha

>>38474610
>>B. Go back into Rampage Drive

>>38474610
>Go back into Rampage Drive
destroy everything

>>38474562
I think they need sacred soil to grow. So, if we get access to the sacred world of the Kais, we could start a plantation.

For those voting Kamehameha that just makes him Timestop and gank us from behind. We want to draw more out of this fight than that. Remember we get nothing by finishing this cell off quickly. He's not real after all.

>>38474610

Too much ham, Cell. Don't oversell it, now.

>>38474610
>A. Laugh
>C. Kamehameha
>D. Something else
"I know you can regenerate, so stop acting like that hurt"

>>38474610
>C
Beam duel!

>>38474695
I think we should provoke him to do timestop. We better test our resistance here, than have it fail in realzies

>>38474610
>C. Kamehameha
>D. Something else
Be prepared to IT if he timestops behind us

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>>38474636
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>>38474783
"Oh, come on, I know you can just regenerate," you tell him. "So stop acting like that hurt."

Cell stops screaming and chuckles. "Oh, come now, Kaguya, where's your sense of drama?"

His injuries heal in seconds, and he stares at you in amusement.

"That was a nice little attack, but if that's the best you can do, then you're even more outclassed than I thought," Cell tells you.

He cups his hands at his side, beginning to gather energy. "Now, let me show you a real attack."

Knowing what he's about to do, you cup your own hands at your side and begin gathering energy.

Cell looks at you in surprise. "You can't be serious. Do you have a death wish, Kaguya?"

"Ka......me......" you begin.

"Well, if you truly wish to die, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait a few days," he tells you.

"Ha.....me...." you continue.

Cell chuckles, lowering his hands. "Oh, alright, give me everything you've got, boy."

"HAAA!!!" you scream, thrusting your hands towards Cell and unleashing a massive beam of blue energy.

Cell swats the attack away effortlessly, then appears behind you and slams his elbow into the back of your head, knocking you out cold.

You find yourself back in the Pendulum Room, and see Kazuma waiting for his turn.

>A. Ask where he plans to go

>B. Ask if he wants to go with you

>C. Ask if anything new happened

>D. Ask if you can go again

>E. Something else

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>>38474696

>Implying a being who's now "Perfect" wouldn't have a great ego plus ham the size of BRIAN BLESSED.

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go
>C. Ask if anything new happened
>B. Ask if he wants to go with you

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go
>C. Ask if anything new happened

>>38475087
>C. Ask if anything new happened?
>A. Ask where he plans to go

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go
>C. Ask if anything new happened
"I now know I can hurt Cell, but at the same time the jerk can heal as if he infused with senzu bean cells"

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go
>E. Something else
"How big is the line after, you?"

>>38475087
>A. Ask where he plans to go

>>38475087
We should ask that everyone lets us tag along even if they don't want us fighting Cell while they take him on if only so we can try and improve our resistance to his psychic abilities since those are usually AoE.

>>38475294
Agreed

>>38475139
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>>38475284
"Where do you plan to go?" you ask.

"Well, I was thinking, if this room can take us to the past, maybe it can take us to possible futures," Kazuma explains. "So, I'm going to go take a look at how the Cell Games might go."

"Has anything new happened?" you ask.

"Well, Videl showed up with another tape," Kazuma tells you. "And a VCR, turns out there it a television on the Lookout."

"How big is the line after you?" you ask.

"After me is Yamcha, then Haya," Kazuma answers.

>A. Ask if you can come with him

>B. Go find Videl

>C. Go get in line

>D. Something else

>>38475294
>since those are usually AoE

What?

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl
>D. Something else
"I have a bad feeling"

>>38475479
>A. Ask if you can come with him
Won't interfere if you don't want to
>D. Something else
What's on the tape?
>>38475504
I think he means his timestop affects an area, not a traget

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl
>D. Something else
"Guess I am after Haya then"

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl
>D. Something else
this is like a bad amusement park ride.

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl
>D. "Tell me how the future attempt goes."

>>38475535
I know what he means, I wonder what's giving him that idea.

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl

>>38475479
>B. Go find Videl

>>38475504
Whenever Cell uses Time Stop or his mind hold he usually uses it on everyone present. I'm sure he can choose who he freezes with his normal telekinesis but he usually defaults to using it on the group just to make sure no one bothers him. It's how you've written it every time. Timestop isn't single target obviously.

>>38475551
So wait, our resistance gives immunity only to us, and no one around us?

>>38475505
>>38475535
>>38475536
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>>38475547
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>>38475561
"I guess I'm after Haya, then," you tell Kazuma, walking out of the chamber and passing your friends in the hall.

Making your way outside, you find a small television set up, with a VCR connected to it. Videl stands beside it, tape in hand, waving as you approach.

"What's on the tape?" you ask.

"Well, Cell's shown up on the news again," she tells you. "Well, not the news, but television. I thought you guys might want to see it."

>A. Watch the tape

>B. Go get in line

>C. Go to Capsule Corp

>D. Something else

>>38475479
>>B. Go find Videl

>>38475647
>A. Watch the tape

>>38475615
Yes....

>>38475647
>>A. Watch the tape

>>38475647
>A. Watch the tape

>>38475647
>A. Watch the tape
>>38475675
gr8

>>38475647
>A. Watch the tape
>D. Something else
"So how did your dad cope with you flying?"

>>38475615
I thought that was obvious.

>>38475799
I probably thought it was the same as Za Waurdo

>>38475479
>A
>B
>C
In that order. When we can, lets fight Semi Perfect + Vegeta. We can actually have a stand up fight with him.

>>38475647
Don't we have another day in the hype ebonics rhyme chamber

>>38475666
>>38475685
>>38475690
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>>38475741
You wait as Videl puts in the tape, taking a seat in front of the television. As you and your friends sit, the tape begins to play, showing an overweight, balding man screaming at someone.

He quiets down at the sound of a loud crash, as a section of the ceiling crushes the person he was screaming at, and Cell descends into view.

"Ah, thanks for having me today, Doctor," Cell says, making himself comfortable atop the collapsed roof that just crushed someone.

"Wait, aren't you that Cell fella?" the balding man asks.

"Yes I am, Dil, and again, I'm so glad you've decided to have me on your show," Cell tells him, smiling.

"Alright, well, Cell, you show all the signs of being an insane sociopathic monster, but it's not too late!" Dr. Dil tells him. "A new day is just around the corner!"

"You're right, thanks Doctor," Cell tells him before raising his hand and vaporizing him with a ki blast. "And you show all the signs of being dead, and there's not much I can do about that one. Now, for our next guest, we'll have..."

Cell glances around, presumably at the audience, then points to a random person. "You, sir! Come on up!"

A second later, Cell fires an energy blast off camera, which is followed by a bunch of screaming.

"Well, it looks like that's it for tonight, folks," Cell says calmly into the camera. "I'd say join us next week, but given the state of your former host, and this studio, I doubt that will be happening. So, have a lovely evening."

>A. Ask what you just watched

>B. Ask if there's more

>C. Go get in line

>D. Go to Capsule Corp

>E. Go home

>F. Something else

>>38475948
>A. Ask what you just watched
>B. Ask if there's more
>F. Something else
Start raising your power level a bit unconsciously out of anger

>>38475917
Yeah we should use it. Once we beat the cell games we should see about using Shenron to give everyone two years of youth back (because hey why not?) and power up the time chamber so that people can go in more often. This is of course assuming Dende buffs the dragon up.

>>38475948
>A. Ask what you just watched
>>B. Ask if there's more

>>38475948
>>A. Ask what you just watched
>C. Go get in line

>>38475948
>A. Ask what you just watched

>>38475948
>A. Ask what you just watched
>B. Ask if there's more

>>38475647
>>38475741
Seconded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwnFhFbJ9es
GENTLEMEN BEHOLD! DUMPLING!

>>38475948
>B. Ask if there's more
"Does he get better or remains predictable?"

So... Cell just killed the DBZ equivalent of Dr. Phil... Is this meant to just show that he needs to be killed, cause we were gonna do that anyway.

Check the time stamp of the show/video, we probably need to see if he did this the same time we met with him at the ring.

>>38476015
He just did Dragon World a favor.

>>38475948
>A. Ask what you just watched
>B. Ask if there's more

so, I just realized something.

We just turned the Senzu Beans into the DBZ equivalent of the can of Spinach from the old Popeye cartoons. I don't know if I should be amused or horrified.

>>38475479
Oh cool, new thread, what's happened so fa---
>"Well, I was thinking, if this room can take us to the past, maybe it can take us to possible futures,"
Motherfucker stole my idea.

>>38476098
we give them more respect than the show did.

>>38475948
>>A. Ask what you just watched
>>B. Ask if there's more

>>38476027
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>>38475983
"What did we just watch?" you ask.

"The Doctor Dil show," Videl tells you.

"Well, is there more?" you ask.

She nods. "Just wait."

"Does he get better, or stay this predictable?" you ask.

"Well....." she says as the screen changes, showing Cell in front of a camera once again, standing beside the corpse of a colored woman.

He laughs maniacally as he throws energy blasts past the camera, presumably into the audience.

"You get an energy blast!" he shouts. "You get an energy blast! Everybody gets an energy blast!"

After another explosion, the tape goes to static.

"He must REALLY be bored," Krillin comments.

>A. Go get in line

>B. Go home

>C. Go to Capsule Corp

>D. Something else

>>38476120
But we have INFINITE SENZU BEANS. What is there to respect?

>>38476145
>A. Go get in line
Cell just killed Oprah, didn't he?

...does he HAVE to die?

>>38476145
>D. Something else
Go find Nappa, tell him the two of you are going back into the HBTC.

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>>38476145
>he killed Oprah
Does the audience actually have to pay taxes on the free energy blasts?

>>38476145
>C. Go to Capsule Corp
Might as well see what the hell Bulma is up to.

>>38476145
time chamber round 2

>D

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>>38476098
Holy crap

>>38476183
this

>>38476183
Time to learn uncle Nappa's techniques and learn how to tank Cell's attacks?

>>38476107
Thanks for the idea, anon, I was sort of using Kazuma to get people to use it, since I thought it was cool.

>>38476145
>D. Go back to Cell and strike up a friendship he seems like a pretty cool guy. But seriously, let's go back in the Hypoglycemic Mime Chamber.

>>38476145
>A. Go get in line
>D. "He shouldn't have given us a week if it was going to make him this bored."

>>38476145
"He stays predictable. So this is what "perfection" gets you, huh?
>B. Go home
did we had the "Do you still want to kill Goku" talk with 16?

>>38476183
Second, it's a faster way to catch up with Cell and Nappa will be able to push us further with just the two of us training there.

>>38476202
How much does an energy blast cost?

>>38476236
it it works, we should use it to see ourselfs as an adult , and train with us

>>38476145
>D. Go to the Cell Games arena and get this monster a goddamn hobby so he stops habitually mass-murdering to pass the time

>>38476295
5 points of ki

>>38476236
Really? Does that mean we can look into the future, see Buu, and have an excuse to train till then? Or we can just see all the possibilities where things can go wrong and get paranoia for the rest of our lives?
I like the future idea, I just feel like there are too many gamebreaking lies in it

>>38476183
Do it, we have to master the rampage drive to the point it slowly drains our energy, and a year is plenty of time to learn some extra stuff.

>>38476326
But the average human only has a power level of 5. Clearly Cell is intended to kill them through the IRS.

>>38476236
It was just an idea that I saw as a logical extension of the Pendulum Room's function that I threw out for shits and giggles, but no one else seemed to have liked it at the time.

Needless to say, my thought process was that just because it could show us a possible future, doesn't mean that it would or could show us THE definitive future, or else that could be too gamebreaking.

>>38476349
It would really have to be stuff you could focus on, like an upcoming event

Damnit Cell, we're not supposed to disregard human life and death until the Buu saga. Now we have to be filled with righteous anger for the rest of the arc!

Do we want to see about getting 16 the hook up at Capsule Corp before we go to the time chamber with Nappa (or whoever we convince to go with us?)

>>38476397
Tell krillin or Yamcha for IT taxi

>>38476390
That should be good enough. This is where stuff gets to a new kind of weird then. I am looking forward to it!

>>38476166
Well, I mean, no, but if he lives, everyone else dies

>>38476390
Can we predict the lottery and become fabulously wealthy?

>>38476489
Bro we won the junior division at the world martial arts tournament, we dosh.

>>38476476
>Could we conceivably pull a Goku and wish for Cell to be reborn as a good guy?

>>38476509
That's Kaguya's education/college fund anon, he is going to need it when he decides to become a robot engineer when 16 dies

>>38476489
I should also stress that these are POSSIBLE futures, you guessing correct lottery numbers might not work out

>>38476509
But why not become even richer?
>>38476476
Could we theoretically wish for Cell to be sealed away in the Dead Zone or some similar shit, or would his being Super Buu-tier mean he could possibly dimensional rift to escape?

>>38476516
Ive thought about asking this for a while. Hope we can

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>>38476145
>Cell is killing talk show hosts
Please, PLEASE, let him do Alex Jones.

>I'm telling you, Cell is just an agent of the New World Order! The elite are staging this "Tournament" so that when their pawn defeats Cell, we'll all roll over and accept their rule!

>>38476516
>Cell is reborn as Goten

>>38476537
we have like 4 people who know the evil containment wave, yet no one has brought it up.

>>38476562
I can do a list of the talkshow hosts he killed, if you like. Videl only taped two.

>>38476562
>implying cell would blow him up and not just listen to his trash, just to continue pissing off the rest f the world.

>>38476580
I've bought up the mafuba in a previous thread once, but everyone ignored it.

If Cell is part Robot, , and derives from the same tech as the droids, could Bulma research them and hack Cell ?

>>38476587
Please do.

>>38476317
Would getting Cell a decent hobby stop him from going on regular massacring sprees until the the Cell Games?

>>38476613
What hobby would be fitting the the perfect lifeform?

inb4 video games

>>38476601
>Cell bursts in during recording
Hello, Alex, I've been listening to your show, and I'd like to clear up a few misconceptions. First order of business: where, exactly, is this "New World Order"? If they're as powerful as you say, I'd like to fight them.

>>38476587
Careful bro. Dragon/pol/ becomes dangerously close to confirmed if Axel Stones is confirmed.

That said dragon/pol/ is probably in full on HAPPENING mode.

>>38476183
And possibly tell Krillin or Yamcha to take 16 to Bulma's for an upgrade if he plans to fight Cell.

>>38476609
Cell knows nothing about it, it would be perfect for him

>>38476610
I think that he is organic, so you can't really hack him

>>38476145
>>A. Go get in line

>>38476489
I'm pretty sure we can just ask the Briefs to give us shares in the company considering the number of contributions (see Space Ships and alien fruits) we give them. I'm pretty sure they'll give us the hook up, or we can just become a CC scientist as a part time job or something. Capsule Corps Extra Terrestrial Tactical Division Headed by Kaguya and Vegeta.

>>38476612
Doctor Dil

Doprah

Juan Stuart

Phil O'Neill

Wren Deck

David Colorman

Fellen Destingy

>>38476643
model kits

>>38476660
upgrades and to get that whole
'killing Goku" out of his head

>>38476685
>Juan Stuart
That motherfucker must die now.

>>38476708
He does that be himself, which is why we must save him from Cell.

>>38476685
>Juan Stuart
But not Carlos Colbert?
>TFW Cell is too intimidated but the awesome power of AMERICA

>>38476643
Samefagging quests on /tg/

>>38476685
Yet Bill Maher lives

>>38476647
oh god dragon/pol/ would be the single most amazing thing ever.
god damn.
>just nonstop shitposting about remove cell and how the jews created him

>>38476685
>destingy
my fucking sides

>>38476741
>Going anywhere near Ethan Colbert in a threatening way

Cell has enough taste and rationale not to do that.

>>38476765
>GOD IS NAMEKIAN
GOD IS NAMEKIAN
>GOD IS NAMEKIAN
GOD IS NAMEKIAN

HUMANFAGS BTFO

>>38476685
No DBZ equivalent of Stephen Colbert, so not all humor is lost.

Still, we might have to intervene and tell him to stop it, otherwise half of Earth will die before the Games even begin.

>>38476758
>cell becomes an /x/fag trying to roam around the universe and find shit to fight
i could see it.

Could we ask Bulma to make us a poisoned senzu bean? We offer it to cell like Goku did. I doubt we can kill it by this longshot, but maybe we can slow his regeneration

>>38476800
>implying namekians arn't reptillians
>implying reptillians arn't jews
>implying piccolo didn't do 9/11

>>38476853
KI ATTACKS CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!

>>38476870
>implying

>>38476765
>Dragon/pol/ become super humans

>>38476950
you know, the worst part is this could be an actual thing.

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>>38476285
Looking over to Nappa, you ask if he wants to go into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with you for another year.

"Hmm...maybe," he tells you. "But it seems like we'll get stronger faster using the Pendulum Room at this point."

"And do you really want to be locked in that place for another year?" Krillin asks.

"Besides, you can only enter twice in a lifetime," Piccolo reminds you. "There's a chance that you may need to use it later."

>A. You want to go in

>B. Get in line

>C. Capsule Corp

>D. Home

>E. Something else

>>38476984
>B. Get in line

>>38476811
"Damn it I scoured every sea on the planet and nothing. Where the hell is this Cthulhu guy?!

>>38476984
>B. Get in line

>>38476984
>>B. Get in line

We should practice some team tactics. It will help us a bit more with him.

>>38476984
>E. Find Cell a hobby

>>38476984
>>A. You want to go in

we still have 6 days before we have to fight, and we get a years training in 1 day.

>>38476984
>Hmm...maybe," he tells you. "But it seems like we'll get stronger faster using the Pendulum Room at this point."
whelp thats a damn big hint
time to hit dat room
>B. Get in line

>>38476984
>A. You want to go in
>E. Something else
"Cell is bigger pain than you think"

Alright Dralo, can you answer a question that's been bugging me for quite a while?

Whenever we go into the pendulum room and affect or change events, are we interacting with and changing another reality, or is ti all just a simulation of sorts? Because I just cannot help but feel that we really did kill everyone and vaporize the lookout in a separate universe.

>>38476984
>B. Get in line

Practice controlling energy while we wait just so we have something to do. If not that meditate on cell's time stooping ability.

>>38477020
Give him the largest rubic cube we can find.

>>38477039
Just a simulation of sorts, don't worry about it.

>>38476984
>>B. Get in line
Meditate while waiting.

>>38477039
He's answered before that it is just a simulation.

>>38476950
>Briefly unite to destroy world banking and straight human male guilt before devolving into senseless infighting between Dragontarians and National Dragonists

>>38477039
several times in fact.
we really need to stop killing literally everybody off.

Guys
What if we Capsulize the Pendulum Room like we did with the gravechamber and took it into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?

>>38477053
Thanks, I don't feel nearly as bad about our actions now.

>>38476984
>A. You want to go in
"That's if there is even a second chance for me to use it"

>>38476984
>>B. Get in line

>>38477068
anon plz
plz anon
anon thats retarded.

>>38476984
>A. You want to go in

>>38476984

>>38476984
B or C

>>38476984
>E. Something else
"Well since I'm waiting in line, Videl is there anything else you want to learn in the mean time?"

>>38477146
Ooh, ooh, can we teach her the Kamehameha?

>>38477225
So does that make this the start of DBZ: Human Quest - Videl side story?

>>38477039
If it's all a simulation, how do we gain power level from it?

I assume that changes to our body don't carry over 'cause lethal injuries don't, but then how do we get more strong from just a simulation?

>>38477146
Seems like a good enough idea, supporting

When we get our turn how about we go into a future where perfect cell absorbed someone strong? After all if we get to be just as strong as he is now, we can't quite kill him because regeneration

>>38477282
thats a pretty good point there actually.

>>38477282
He freaks out and asks how we got out of him

>>38477282
I just want us to go to a time for once where we can literally tag ourselves out of a battle and take over.

Seriously, that's a joke that I'm surprised DRALO hasn't done yet.

>>38477356
Possible future of the Cell Games, us vs Cell, we tag ourselves in?

>>38477356
I'm waiting for him to do a fight scene where another slightly older Kaguya comes in out of nowhere.

>>38477282

Ideally, we should fight an opponent who's almost our power, but has a shitton more endurance and durability. If we only get stronger when we're pushed to our limits, a long and grueling endurance fight might be just the ticket. All of these Perfect Cell encounters are nice for measuring our progress, but he's so far out of our league that he'll probably just kill us right away or stuff without us being able to train real well.

>>38477455
In before our life up to this point isn't Gohan just simulating that (for once) he had a childhood friend.

>>38477455
>>38477356
Two extra Kaguyas show up in a timeline
>Hey guys, wanna kick Cell's ass?
>Hell yeah, Motherfucker.

What happens if we go into the pendulum room and tell Cell or anyone for that matter that they are a simulation? Does it just immediately end or perhaps we get to watch them have a existential crisis?

>>38476685
>Juan Stuart
I want to befriend Cell now.

We should probably do training against Semiperfect Cell + Vegeta, that should be a closer fight and a better way for us to gauge our growth (in the sense that if we get to the point where we can walk in and one-shot him, we can probably progress forward to Perfect Cell).

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>>38477563
>Tell Cell he's a simulation
>He laughs
>Says he's the perfect simulation
>Kills us

>>38476984
>>B. Get in line

>>38477641
I agree. Once we can beat semi perfect vegeta cell we can focus on Perfect Cell. He'll be more likely to use his other powers too.

>>38477563
Honestly for a little while I thought Dralo would cut us off from fully exploiting the pendulum room by having Cell's perfect mind realize he was in a simulation (Did vegeta know about the room?) and specifically not fight us so we couldn't power up. But I guess Cell is optional superboss tier so he's letting us really grind out some levels.

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"Well, I'm going to go get in line for the Pendulum Room, then," you announce. "Videl, anything you want to learn in the meantime?"

"I want to learn how to be as strong as you guys," Videl answers, following you into the building as you go to get in line.

Kazuma is exiting the room as you arrive, and Yamcha steps right in, giving you a thumbs up as he disappears.

Haya glances back at you and Videl. "Hey. You planning on using the room, too, Videl?"

"I'm still not really sure what it does," Videl tells her honestly.

"Basically your spirit goes to a different time and place," Haya tells her. "So you can train by fighting strong opponents, without worrying about actually getting hurt or dying."

"Oh, well, maybe, then," Videl says.

>A. Ask Haya where she'll be going

>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber

>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

>D. Something else

>>38477742
>A. Ask Haya where she'll be going

>>38477742
>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

>>38477742
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own
>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber
"You can watch the fight with Raditz"

>>38477742
>>A. Ask Haya where she'll be going

>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

>>38477742
>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own
>D. Teach Cell the Turtle Destruction Wave

>>38477742
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own
>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber

>>38477742
I'd love to train videl but nigga we ain't got time.

>A. Ask Haya where she'll be going
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own
>D. Get in dat fuggen circle

>>38477742
>>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

>>38477797
Derp
>D. Teach Cell the Turtle Destruction Wave
That's supposed to be "Teach Videl"

>>38477742
>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber
>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

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Considering Freeza is in Hell, what would Heaven be like?

>>38477742
>>B. Ask Videl if she wants to come with you in the chamber
>>C. Tell Videl about Superhuman potential and how she can unlock her own

>>38477915
For strong people, it's a great arena/colosseum type arrangement. That's where Olibu is.

For non-fighters, it's a peaceful afterlife sort of deal.

>>38477828
We should teach Cell it anyways.

>>38477940
No fountains that spout out Senzu beans?

>>38477941
But Cell already knows it.

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"Where are you going to be going?" you ask Haya.

"To your little talk with Cell from earlier," she tells you. "I'll practice fighting Cell in his own ring."

"Videl, do you want to come with me when I go in?" you ask.

"She won't be able to do anything but watch," Haya points out. "It's probably better to give her something to train while you're in there."

You take a few minutes to explain how Superhuman potential works to Videl, going through the main issue, which is overcoming all self-imposed limitations and coming to accept that, with the right amount of work, you can do anything.

"Wait, so if I start thinking I can become as strong as you, I'll just start becoming that strong?" Videl asks skeptically.

Haya chuckles as she steps into the Pendulum Room, passing Yamcha as he leaves.

>A. Ask Yamcha for help

>B. Ask Yamcha what he did

>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

>D. Something else

1 hour 20 minutes left on my xenoverse download.

>>38478003
>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

>>38477971
>TFW we now know what we're doing with the infinite senzu bag

>>38478003
>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

>>38478016
Godspeed, anon

>>38478003
>>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

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>>38478016
>tfw level 68 sayian

Feels good man.

>>38478003
>A. Ask Yamcha for help
>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it
>D. Something else
"it goes by more faster if you spar against a super human"

>>38478003
>>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
We can't really comment on the process; we hit the genetic jackpot.

>>38478003
>>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
>>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

>>38478003
Tell a terrible pun. Ask King Kai if he knows any opponent stronger than cell that we could train against in the chamber.
Spend the next several days having the crap beaten out of us by Beerus.

>>38478041
I just got done with a grueling against Future Perfect Celland I'm not even level 30 yet. Am I too underlevelled for the story missions I'm doing right now?

>>38478003
>A. Ask Yamcha for help

>B. Ask Yamcha what he did

>>38478041

Any chance of Kaguya being pulled aside to help train a time patroler before the final arc starts? That could be interesting just fucking around Toki Toki town.

>>38478064

Or Whis, since Beerus is currently napping and Whis takes Beerus' naptimes very seriously. But he might be the type of person that's too high up the ladder for King Kai to have on speed-dial.

>>38478073
You're about where I was right then. Super Armor is a bitch, but you can remove it with Solar Flare.

>>38477971
When our Senzu bag is destroyed, its spirit will go to the afterlife, and will take part in the Grand Kai's tournament.

>>38478003
>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it
Pretty much, but it'll still take a while.

>>38478099
I meant in the pendulum room actually.

>>38478073
Nah, I think you're okay. You'll know when it's too much.

>>38478097
Possibly

>>38478073
Probably. I recommend being 45-50 for Majin Boo at the least. I went through it at 54 without any problem at all a bit too easy really. Kami's soul + Ginyu Force pose = free regen is a fun combo though there are probably better Regen strats out there.

>>38478073
Get to 50+ for a very FUN bossfight later, or just get some spammy shit.

>>38478144
I'm a Namekian, if my health gets too low I just run the fuck away and let my health regen naturally for a bit.

I do have to say though, I find the Galick Gun to be fun to use with the right Z-Soul equipped.

>>38478104
Best way to break super armor is spam Ki blasts until they get staggered from a shot, then get some quick hits in (Galick Gun is good for this if you are a Ki-focused build). Once you get them to below 50% HP they usually lose their Super Armor and you can blow them up like any other person in XV.

>>38478003
>>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
>>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it

>>38478144
I beat the game at 53, was fun

>>38478003
>>B. Ask Yamcha what he did
>>C. Tell Videl that's pretty much it
>>D. Ask king kai if he knows someone stronger than cell we can train against.

So did anyone else have trouble fighting Vegeta during the low levels of parallel quests?

As for XV stuff, I made a Saiyan first mainly cause I wanted the first to be a beam spammer (SSJ + final Flash is OP) so I could just grind all the gear out of the way first, then make a Human second as a brawler and just kill everything with pure muscle.

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"That's pretty much it," you tell Videl, glancing at Yamcha. "What did you do?"

"I went back and fought Cell after he absorbed Vegeta," Yamcha tells you.

"Yamcha, how did you become a Superhuman?" Videl asks.

"Well, I trained hard for a long time, got a good bit stronger, then kind of realized that I could just keep getting stronger as long as I pushed myself," Yamcha tells her. "There wasn't really a limit to how strong I could get."

"Really?" Videl asks.

He nods. "Yep. Of course, training with Kaguya helped me a lot. Gave a good example of what I could accomplish, and a good sparring partner."

Videl turns towards you, hands on her hips. "Okay then, once all this Cell business is done with, we're going to start training together!"

>A. Okay

>B. It's better if she tries on her own

>C. Something else

>>38478198
yeah I heard Namekians get free regen. I've just been chilling with Frieza clan for now. Still haven't been able to find Frieza to learn death rays n shit even though I've already cleared Ginyu's training.

>>38478338
>A. Okay

>>38478338
>A. Okay
>C. Something else
smile at her "Sure"

>>38478338
>>A. Okay
Call up King Kai.

>>38478338
>A. Okay
>C. Any of us human fighter would work though.

>>38478338
>>A. Okay
That sounds like fun.

Now let's go fight Semi Perfect + Vegeta Cell

>>38478338
>A. Okay
Welp, we have another reason why we can't let Cell kick our butts to the after life now.

>>38478338
>A. Okay

>>38478338
>A. Okay

"If I don't make it see if Haya, Billy or Kazuma can help you though. Gohan might be able to help too."

>C. Ask if Yamcha won.

>>38478338
>A. Okay

>>38478338
>>A. Okay
"Sounds good, it probably won't take you long to get a hold of it. You've always been a quick learner."

>>38478398
Nah Kags needs a vacation man. Hanging with Olibu and King Kai should be fun. Admittedly if we survive we can just ask Yamcha to drop us off at King Kai's anyway since it's a place the living can go apparently.

>>38478449
>Letting mama Kaguya despair over the news of her son dying

>>38478338
>Okay

>Tell her that other people can also help her train. Gohan, Haya, Billy and Kazuma would totes be up for another training partner

>>38478367
This with
>>38478371
This

>>38478449
Well metagaming wise we have quite a few years of peace. I don't plan on dying to Cell.

>>38478126
Just wondering, is it possible for Kagua's mom to have another little Kaguya? I figure if Gohan has Goten we have have another Kaguya.

>>38478338
>A. Okay
>C. Something else
"I still owe you a rematch and you'd probably get mad at me again if held back"

>>38478492

Well, we still have Broly and Bojack if I remember right.

>>38478338
>>A. Okay
>>C. Something else
Get in line for the for the chamber

>>38478503
Nah, Nappa will cover Kaguya, by providing him a little sister after marrying an OC donut wife.

>>38478506
Bojack will only happen if king kai's planet is destroyed and broly happens before cell.

>>38478565
Broly won't be happening before Cell, due to Vegeta being gone

>>38478565
Well Broly won't happen if Vegeta isn't present, after all the saiyans arrive to earth when they locate Vegeta. And it won't be the same without him either if he isn't there to freak out on broly's power level.

>>38478565
There are 3 other planets that could also get blown up. Its a four point seal.

>>38478565
If Yamcha ITs Cell out, he should IT back with Gregory, Bubbles, King Kai, and King Kai's sweet ass car.
I can't figure out why Goku IT'd out in canon and didn't IT back, besides failing an INT check.

>>38478231
I beat the game around 50 just got level 70 today final flash and special beam cannon are awesome ultimate and big bang is amazing as well.

>>38478672

Swift action & free action shenanigans, etc.

>>38478672
Thats because Cell literally exploded the instant Goku IT him to King Kai's.
The anime just makes things seem longer.

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You smile at her. "Sure, sounds like fun, but any of us can teach you this stuff."

"Well, I want to be the best, so that means I need to learn from the best!" Videl insists.

"She's got a point," Yamcha says, chuckling and waving as he disappears down the hallway.

"Alright, well, it probably won't take you long to get a hold of it," you tell her. "You're a quick learner."

She smiles. "Thanks."

"Besides, I still owe you a rematch, and you'd probably get mad at me again if I held back," you tell her.

She smirks. "That's right. And next time you're going down!"

>A. Wait for Haya to finish

>B. Ask again if she wants to come with you

>C. Try to contact King Kai

>D. Something else

>>38478724
>>B. Ask again if she wants to come with you
>>C. Try to contact King Kai

>>38478724
>>A. Wait for Haya to finish
>>C. Try to contact King Kai

>>38478277
Yes. I bought a life recovery thing and it was easy though.

We're at bump limit.

New thread?

>>38478724
>A. Wait for Haya to finish
>C. Try to contact King Kai

No sense for her to come yet.

>>38478724
>>C. Try to contact King Kai

In Xenoverse, how do I get my mentors to teach me new moves?

>>38478724
Hey King Kai. Cell sure got a poor Reception at those talk shows.

So Android 18 walks into a bar. A dude walks up to her, and says "Hi, my name's James". She says "I'm 18.". And james says, "That's all I need to know, baby"

I bet Cell's a sucker for good puns too.

>>38478724
>A. Wait for Haya to finish

>>38478724
>B. Ask again if she wants to come with you

>>38478724
>A. Wait for Haya to finish
>C. Try to contact King Kai
>D. Something else
"Hey King Kai, whats the difference between Semi-Cell and Perfect Cell, even though Cell shrunk in size he became a bigger pest in a different way"

>>38478724
>>A. Wait for Haya to finish

45 minutes...

>>38478724
>>C. Try to contact King Kai

>>38478792

Play through PQs, talk to them afterwards. Take them along on PQs by selecting their character.

>>38478724
>D. Something else
"By the way this next part might seem like I might be talking to myself, but I am actually talking to the god of our universes quadrant, King Kai you better back me up on this by talking to her as well"