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"Why do you want to kill everyone, anyway?" you ask Cell. "Have you even thought about what you'll do if you win and kill everything?"

He chuckles. "Kaguya, I am perfect now, a god, once I've stripped this planet of life, I'll go out into the universe and find more worlds to terrorize. I'll live forever, rampaging across the cosmos and sowing fear and destruction in exotic new worlds, keeping myself amused until the end of time. Perhaps I'll even occasionally come across fighters who can last for a minute or two. So, when I win, I'll just have fun in other ways, because now that I've achieved perfection, everything else seems so insignificant, even Doctor Gero's goals of world conquest. At this point, all I care about is enjoying myself, and destroying you all should be rather enjoyable indeed."

"I suggest you don't look down on us," you tell him. "After all, I was able to outsmart you many times when you had the power to kill me with the flick of a finger."

"Trivial mistakes made in a lesser form," Cell says dismissively. "In the end, you were still unable to stop me. And now, perfect as I am, I will not make such slipups."

"Well, Cell, get excited, cause shit's gonna get weird, and you're gonna lose," you tell him before turning away. "See you in a few days."

With that, you take to the sky, leaving Cell and his ring behind for the next few days, and knowing that, when you return, you may not be leaving again.

>A. Go home

>B. Go to the Lookout and head for the Pendulum Room

>C. Go to Capsule Corp

>D. Go to Satan Castle

>E. Something else

First for Cellmania hype. Even if it is still a few threads away.

>>38451249
A and give our parents a big hug. We're not going to be around much the next 8 days.

>>38451249
>B. Go to the Lookout and head for the Pendulum Room
Cellmania's running wild brother

>>38451249
>A. Go home
I wonder how 16 is doing

>>38451301
I prefer Axelmania.

>>38451249
>A. Go home
Time to see our parents and 16

Didn't we only spend one year in the hypersonic lion tamer?

>>38451147
Shouldn't we be twelve now that we've spent a solid year in the Hype Ebonics Rhyme Slammer?

>>38451419
Yeah, but, according to your birth certificate you've only been alive for eleven years.

>>38451461
Ah. Okay.

>>38451461
Can we get that on the first post from now on then? Like 11(12 actual)
Cause that's still a year of life we used up

>>38451419
Physically we are twelve, but birth certificate says 11

>>38451249
>A. Go home

If we go and have grand space adventures later, any chance of the Para Para Brothers showing up?

>>38451461
I guess that's important so we can go to school normally, so we don't have an excuse to skip it.

>>38451587
>And now I welcome the sweet release of death...

>>38451587
Yes, let them show up. Let the gang see an ad for the Para Para Brothers Rap Show. They're rappers, with no ambitions other than performing.

>>38451665
the purest form of rapper

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You decide to head home before doing anything else. After all, to you, it's been a year since you've seen your parents, and you've missed them.

Arriving at your farm, you are immediately greeted by Icarus, who waddles up to you and begins the customary licking of your face. Wagging his tail and letting out happy cries, he nuzzles your hand as you pet him.

Nearby movement draws your attention, and you glance over to see Android Sixteen approaching. He offers a surprisingly kind smile for a machine as he stops in front of you, gently patting Icarus on the head.

"Greetings, Kaguya," he says. "Welcome home. I am sure your parents will be pleased to see you. My sensors indicate that the two of them are currently inside. I recommend going to see them at once."

>A. Go inside and see your parents

>B. Ask Sixteen what he thinks of the farm

>C. Ask Sixteen if he'd like to stay here permanently

>D. Something else

>>38451825
>A
B later.

>>38451825
>A. Go inside and see your parents
>B. Ask Sixteen what he thinks of the farm

>>38451825
>A. Go inside and see your parents

>>38451825

>A. Go inside and see your parents

>B. Ask Sixteen what he thinks of the farm

>C. Ask Sixteen if he'd like to stay here permanently

>D. Ask Sixteen if he'd like to be upgraded by the egg heads at capsule corp.

>>38451825
>A. Go inside and see your parents
the others can be held for later

>>38451825
>D. Something else
I think we need to speak. Do you still intend to kill Goku?

>>38451825
>A. Go inside and see your parents

>>38451825
>>A. Go inside and see your parents
>B. Ask Sixteen what he thinks of the farm

>>38451881
This

>>38451825
A.

B and then C on the way inside.

>>38451825
B then A. Staying permanently can be discussed post Cell Games.

>>38451825
>C. Ask Sixteen if he'd like to stay here permanently

>>38452048
> Android 16.
>After the Cell Games.

Don't play with my feels like that, Anon...

>>38451910
Oh yeah, this does need to be addressed, the sooner the better.

>>38451910
2nd

>>38452153
We will keep him alive.

>>38451910
Ooh, this. If he still does, we need to let Bulma mess with his innards.

>>38452204
I don't think we can keep ourselves alive let alone anyone else.

>>38451910
>Yes, it is part of my programming that I cannot override.

>So if you kill him then you should be able to write that order as fulfilled, right?

>Then what if Goku comes back to life after that? Would you still need to kill him again, or would once be enough to fulfill your programming?

>>38452153
Don't worry, we'll sacrifice ourselves instead

>>38452238
>implying we won't be grinding Perfect Cell in the PR
>implying 13 won't give us a chance to grind

>>38452263
A-are you considering murdering Goku?

Anon pls no

>>38452263
I've always wondered that but Goku can't be revived via wish anymore... Unless Yamcha goes to Namek...

But we've already used them for the year. He'd miss Cellomania.

>>38452287
I honestly want this to happen. We haven't died yet so Shenron can easily bring us back, and plus our death will be the trigger for Gohan, and possibly Goku and Nappa as well to go SSJ2. Plus, the rage boosts for all of our Superhuman friends/allies.

>>>38451910
We did go to namak. We got denda.

>>38452377
Shenron already bought Goku back once, though.

>>38452355
We martyr now.

>>38452389
If Dende tweaked the design of the dragon slightly enough to where it's essentially an OC Dragon donut steel, and changed the name, but left everything else intact, would it be able to bring Goku back again?

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"What do you think of the farm?" you ask Sixteen.

"It is lovely," Sixteen comments. "The soil is optimal, the crops have been grown with great care, the cabbages are some of the most remarkable I have ever seen, and Icarus is a wonderful companion out here."

Icarus wags his tail at the compliment.

With that new bit of knowledge, you step inside, finding your parents sitting in front of the television, where reporters are speculating on the upcoming Cell Games, making commentary on Cell's announcement of the games, and of the exchange of words you and he shared just minutes ago.

"...claims that he will be able to defeat Cell," a reporter says. "His teacher, the World Martial Arts Champion, Hercule, had this to say."

"Yeah, Kaguya's one of my finest students," Hercule says. "Most of you are probably aware that he won the Junior Division of the World Martial Arts Tournament, but he's even beaten some of my best adult students. He's a natural," Hercule says on camera outside Satan Castle.

"And do you believe he can defeat Cell?" a reporter asks.

"Cell's smoke and mirrors might scare most fighters, but Kaguya's no stranger to dealing with those kinds of weirdos," Hercule responds. "I'm sure y'all remember the tapes of the Saiyan Invasion, and all of the weird tricks the Saiyans tried. You may notice that the planet's still here, haha! Yeah, I think that Kaguya can handle Cell. And if he can't, well then, the champ will just have to step in and do it for him!"


"In other news, the royal army has been deployed in response to Cell's attacks, and are expected to engage him shortly. Stay tuned for live coverage of the battle," the reporter says back in the studio.

"Those poor people, they're going to die," your mom says.

"It'll be okay," your dad tells her. "Cell will get what's coming to him."

>A. Clear your throat

>B. Say hello

>C. Hug them

>D. Something else

>>38452423
He'd have to make a new model for the dragon from scratch I think.

>>38452445
>>A. Clear your throat

>>38452445
>C. Hug them

>D. See if we can go save the army

>>38452445
>C. Hug them
>D. Hugs for everyone

>>38452445
>D leave try to stop the army.

>>38452445
>C. Hug them
>D. "Hercule's nice, but I wonder how he'd explain the troops."

Did we teach anyone else IT during the year of training? If not why the hell not?

>>38452445
>A. Clear your throat
>B. Say hello
>D. Something else
"Long time no see"

>>38452445
>>C. Hug them

>>38452445
>D. Resolve to unlocking the Superhuman potential of the army after this whole debacle is finished

>>38452445
>A. Clear your throat
>B. Say hello
>C. Hug them

>>38452445
D.
>*shaky voice* "Hi mom, dad; I'm back."

>D. Something else
"Mom. Dad. I want my coffin to be black, with white pillows inside. Don't worry about the m
costs, the expensiveness of the material won't matter much, since a much smaller one is sufficient. Considering not much will remain after me when I am buried"

>>38452445
>D."I just spent a year locked with Goku and the others. I'll never complain about anything ever again."

>>38452445
>D. Something else
we should probably explain the hyper lime chamber and why we are a year older to them, the will almost certainly notice

>>38452568
Can I second this? Except change "Goku and the others" to "Martial Arts and Health enthusiasts"?

>>38452568
Goku wasn't even there

>>38452445

>B. Say hello

>>38452650
you're right listen to this guy
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>>38452445
>C

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Here, have a present.

>>38452568
Mom, dad, I am glad now that we don't live together with uncle Frank, and aunt Annie, and their families, and their friends, and four of my brothers and sisters, and with my three eyed cousin and his little mate

>>38452707
ok, thats amazing

>>38452707
Seems like even the japs think gold Frieza looks retarded.

>>38452707
Oh god, what category did he win in?

>>38452707
I don't speak moon but is this the Golden Frieza for best on-screen bitch tears?

>>38452794
Saltiest Saiyan

>>38452794
Sad deaths

>>38452794
Best supporting actor it seems. Or best death scene.

>>38452794
saltiness

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You clear your throat, and your parents immediately turn around in response to the sound.

"Hello mom, dad, I'm back," you say.

Your parents immediately rush to you, and the three of you join in a nice warm hug.

"I just spent a year locked with Martial Arts and Health enthusiasts, I will never complain about anything again," you inform them as you take a step back.

"A year? Son, are you feeling okay?" your father asks.

"You were only gone for a day," your mom tells you.

You, of course, take a few minutes to explain the concept of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to your parents, and how, despite it only being a day for them, it was a year for you.

"A year?" your mom asks in disbelief. "You spent a YEAR locked in a room, doing nothing but training?"

"That explains why you look like you haven't had a haircut in...well, a year," your father comments.

"A year of training in a day..." your mother says in amazement. "You must have gotten a lot stronger! Do you think you can beat Cell?"

>A. (Lie) Yes, you're strong enough to beat Cell

>B. You honestly don't know

>C. (Brutal Honesty) If you were to fight Cell right now, you would die

>D. Something else

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know
Lets not break mom's heart yet

>>38452856
>D. (Truth) Yes, you're strong enough to beat Cell, but you'll need to train hard over the next 8 days

>>38452856
>Not on my own, but with the others, hopefully.

>>38452856
B, but I still have 8 more days to train.

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know
>D. Something else
"At the moment, I am a bit weaker than him, but at the same time with these 8 extra days, I might be able to close the gap"

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know
He's still stronger than us, but we have like a week, and we have the fruit, and we've killed people who were stronger than us before.

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know
>D. But no matter what, you won't let your parents down

>>38452856
>D. Something else
"Eeh, you might not want to cancel my insurance yet"

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know

>>38452856
>B
Let's not lie, but we don't need to terrorize them.

>>38452856
C.
But not in a way that sounds so defeatist.

>>38452856
>B. You honestly don't know
He's still stronger than me but we all got stronger. Working together, I think we can take him.

>>38452921
If Kaguya dies and his parents get some life insurance money from it, but he later comes back to life, does that constitute fraud?

>>38452856
B.

>>38452962
>Update
It didn't for Krillen.

>>38452962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07jssnBSIw

Yes

>>38452962
That's a pretty good question. Technically if there is no passage in the contract stating that the money has to be returned in case of resurrection, then it is not a fraud.
Also if they show the corpse to the company they are entitled to believe them

>>38452962

If you do it more than three times, the insurance company hires Inevitables to sort out the situation.

>>38453049
I imagine Dragonball has the inevitable of "All difficult obstacles must first be overcome by yelling really loud for a long time", so if you overcome a difficult obstacle without yelling really loud for a long time, some Biblical-lookin' motherfucker shows up and screams at you until you disintegrate.

>>38453087
Well it never worked for Gohan in highschool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKwyoQUxYd8

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"I honestly don't know," you admit. "Right now, he's still a bit stronger than me. But, all of us got stronger in the chamber, and if we work together, I think we can win. Besides, I have eight days left to train. Don't worry, I won't let you guys down."

"Don't worry about letting us down," your father tells you. "We're proud of you."

Your mother nods. "Worry about coming back to us safely."

She puts her hands on her hips. "So, why aren't you training young man? I don't want to hear that you think you can win! I want to hear that you can squash that bug in an instant! Now get out there and work until you're strong enough to make Cell sorry for everything he's done!"

She points at the door. "Go! Go! Go!"

>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room

>B. Go see what your friends are up to

>C. Go to Capsule Corp

>D. Go to Kame House

>E. Something else

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room
Better listen to our mother.

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room
Welp time to train

>>38453176
A

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room

>>38453176
Based Parents.

C.

See what Bulma's doing.

>>38453176
I seriously think Kaguya's mom would give Chi Chi a run for her money

>>38453176
>A. Go to the Lookout and use the Pendulum Room
We have battled invaders, tyrants, androids, monsters and immortals but we need to get out of here before mom kicks our ass.

>>38453244
She is a lot more mellow here on the count of Kaguya beating Freeza, which meant that Goku wasn't out there in space for a whole year. And the fact that Gohan has friends his own age.

>>38453244
She already stared her down.

Kaguya's mom is Chi Chi's Vegeta or visa versa

>>38453302
Chi Chi is mom's Vegeta because she is way more salty.

>>38453176
>A
Get our friends, take on Second Form cell.

>>38453176
A.
I assume damn near everyone is going to be lining up outside the thing, we're gonna need to put the Pendulum room in a capsule and bring it into the hyperbolic time chamber at this rate.

Grind against Semiperfect+Vegeta cell until we can #rek him with Rampage drive + Sky breaker, then grind until we can #rek him with Flashbang + Blink + Destructo Saber + Kamehameha while he's incapacitated, then grind until we can #rek him in a beam struggle, then grind until we can #rek him in a straight out melee when he has all his tricks.

Then, pendulum Perfect Cell, see if we can make any progress whatsoever.

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You decide that it's probably best to do as your mother says, and rush out the door, exploding into the sky and heading for the Lookout at breakneck speed.

You can sense that most of the others are still there, though Goku and Gohan have gone home, as has Videl, Tien, and Chiaotzu. Yamcha, Nappa, Piccolo, Kazuma, Billy, Haya, and Krillin are all still there, however, and you can probably guess what they're doing.

When you land, you discover that you're only partially right, as you find Yamcha, Nappa, Kazuma, and Billy sparring one another on the outside. You can sense Haya and Krillin within the building, and make your way inside, walking to the Pendulum Room, outside of which you find Haya waiting.

"Hey," she greets as you approach. "Saw you on TV, you seemed awfully confident."

>A. You're not

>B. Ask if she's in line

>C. Ask if she wants to spar

>D. Ask if she wants to train with you in the Pendulum Room

>E. Something else

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line
>E. Something else
"Guess I'll mediate for awhile"

>>38453558
>A. You're not

>>38453558
>A. You're not

>B. Ask if she's in line

>C. Ask if she wants to spar

"Fake it till you make it and all that."

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line

>C. Ask if she wants to spar

>D. Ask if she wants to train with you in the Pendulum Room

>E. Try not to notice that she's hit puberty, and won the fight.

>>38453558
It's part of being Superhuman, gotta believe you can do anything. Then B.

>>38453558
A then D

>>38453300

Plus, Kaguya has also been studying hard with Gohan. Gohan's probably way ahead of his studies in this timeline than where he was in the canon one.

>>38453176
So many things to explore, so little time.

I hope that, after Cell is gone, we can visit the hall of the former guardians on the lookout, visit the shrine of Olibu, go spend time studying with Gohan, go chill out with Master Roshi and the dragonball team, go see if we can help out the scientists at Capsule Corp in any way, go have innaspace adventures, or maybe just chill out and tell Mom and Dad we love them.

>>38453558
>C. Ask if she wants to spar
We can leapfrog her up above us by having her try to match Rampage Drive, then rematch and catch up.

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line
>E. Something else
"Well unless your not, Im going in unless anyone else wants to take a break from sparring and come along"

>>38453558
>D. Ask if she wants to train with you in the Pendulum Room

How many Senzus do we have on us currently DRALO?

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line

>>38453591
How about no.

>>38453558
>E. Something else
"It is better if the people of Earth feel safe, even if they are not. Massive panic is the last thing we need tight now"

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line
>E. Something else
"I will be once I catch up to Cell's level of strength"

>>38453645
∞

>>38453678
To be fair, the Haya hitting puberty thing was mentioned by DRALO, not that I'm supporting.

>>38453710
Do we have the bag on us? I wasn't sure about that.

>>38453558
>B. Ask if she's in line
>E. Something else
"Well he has my cells, so of course it was going to be flashy"

>>38453752

I'm a little dissapointed that it didn't turn into a pose-off, to be honest. Gero must have only included the minimum amount of Kaguya/Ginyu force cells in him.

>>38452992
I thought that was only fraud because Krillin took out a policy on himself under a fake alias, collected it under said alias, and then admitted to doing so?

I mean, unless the insurance company has a specific clause that negates a claim due to revival by a magical omnipotent wish-granting dragon god, then I don't see why our parents wouldn't be able to legally still claim an insurance policy on us in the case of our probable death and subsequent resurrection by said magical omnipotent wish-granting dragon god.

Umm... Cell isn't going to be absorbing everyone he beats, is he? This could go terribly wrong terribly quickly, otherwise...

>>38453894
He's perfect now, so no.

>>38453894
He might if he feels like it, it's buu turning people into candy that might defeat kaguya when he accidentally eats someone

So at the level of power inflation that we have going on right now, I guess that Super Buu will be around Beerus or Whis level of power if we get that far?

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You shrug. "You know what they say, fake til you make it. Besides, it helps if the people of Earth feel safe, even if they aren't. Massive panic is the last thing we need right now."

"I guess," Haya replies. "Though lying to people isn't something I'm big on."

"Are you in line for the room?" you ask.

She nods, leaning back against the wall. "Yeah, Krillin went in a few minutes ago. He should be out soon."

"Do you want to spar, or go with me in the Pendulum Room?" you ask.

"I plan to train in the room by myself, but I'm up for a sparring match if you are," she says. "You know I'm always happy to kick your butt."

>A. Say that you can go outside and spar right now

>B. Later

>C. Wait

>D. Meditate

>E. Something else

>>38453972
>D. Meditate
Find Kaguya's spirit animal

>>38453990
It's a penguin, isn't it?

It's always a damn penguin.

>>38453972
>E. Something else
So how does it feel being one year older than you were yesterday?

>>38453999
Either that or a dragon the same size as icarus

>>38453972
>A. Say that you can go outside and spar right now

>>38453972
>>A. Say that you can go outside and spar right now

>>38453972
>A. Say that you can go outside and spar right now

>>38453558
"It was a show. I want to make sure the people of Earth don't panic any more than they already are. Plus I don't want to make Cell think I'm afraid of him"

>>38453821
>Cell uses Multiform x4
>Poses
>Kaguya uses Multiform x8
>Poses
>Cell produces 8 Cell Jrs as backup and Multiforms x8, performs synchronised dance routine
>Kaguya taps into his movehax to get Blue, Yellow, and Red auras. Multiforms x16, puts on a colorful acrobatics laser show
>Cell Multiforms x64, writes "ISN'T THAT A GIRL'S NAME" into the sky with danmaku
>Kaguya Multiforms x256, creates a larger posing Kaguya made up of multiple smaller posing Kaguyas
>Cell Multiforms x1024, proceeds to re-enact his x4 pose in gigantic, while controlling Frieza discs to make posing replicas of every character whose cells he contains
>Kaguya just got served!
>Or did he? Can Kaguya break through his limits and perform the LEGENDARY SUPER POSE?
>A. You can do it! Keep posing!
>B. Give up
>C. Write in

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>A

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>A

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>A. You can do it! Keep posing!

>>38454072
A

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>>38454072

God dammit Anon.

>>38453972
>A. Say that you can go outside and spar right now

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>>A. You can do it! Keep posing!

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"We can go outside and spar right now, if you want," you tell Haya.

She smirks. "Alright then, I hope you're ready for a butt kicking."

The two of you walk outside, and find that Yamcha is currently winning the four way sparring match, kicking Nappa off the side of the Lookout, and blasting Billy away with a Kamehameha.

Haya glances up at the fight. "Man, everyone really did get a lot stronger, but Yamcha's gotten really good. I never knew he could fight like this."

Kazuma deflects a Kamehameha Wave back at Yamcha, then rushes the man, engaging him in close quarters fighting until a Wolf Fang Fist sends him crashing to the ground.

Haya shrugs, turning to you. "Alright, Kaguya, are you ready?"

She drops into a fighting stance, a look of confidence on her face as she prepares to fight.

>A. Charge

>B. Use your teleportation technique

>C. Rampage Drive

>D. Dodon Ray

>E. Kamehaeha

>F. Defend

>G. Wolf Fang Fist

>E. Something else

>>38454300
>A. Charge

>>38454300
>F. Defend
Because I'm tired of us always charging in recklessly.

>>38454300
>D. Dodon Ray
Haya is very much a move forward and charge attacker, and is susceptible to the Dodon Ray.

plus, we seem to be using the Dodon Ray a lot less often lately, maybe we can catch her off guard with it.

>>38454300
A, then after image and firing an energy blast from behind the after image.

>>38454300
>F. Defend
>E. Something else
Remember all your training in meditation, use it to enhance your fighters mind

>>38454300
>F.

>>38454300
>F. Defend

>>38454300
>D. Dodon Ray

>>38454300
>F. Defend
So is rampage drive what we named that move that uses ALL our remaining power for a physical power boost? It sounds like an all or nothing kaioken x30 or something.

>>38454300
>F. Defend
>E. Something else
Counter attack when the chance provide itself

>>38454300
>F. Defend

>>38454300
>C. Rampage Drive
Why are we not doing this to help her boost herself? We fucking KNOW how our powerups work, and we've got all the senzus forever.

>>38454300
>A. Charge
Head on attacker meets head on attacker, and she's more experienced in that. Bad option.
>B. Use your teleportation technique
It'll only fool her once, and using it right at the start of the battle isn't the best idea. Get behind her when she uses her Shuryudan or another charged energy attack later, not now
>C. Rampage Drive
Haya knows exactly what she needs to do if we pop this as she's trained with us: Avoid us or defend until we run out of power. It's a good option, but Haya needs to be more tired before popping it
>D. Dodon Ray
It'll put her on the defensive, a solid option
>E. Kamehameha
She'll rush over to us instantly and kick us in the back of the head. Bad option.
>F. Defend
Also known as "Shuryudan counters me, please wreck my face"
>G. Wolf Fang Fist
We should win a melee exchange with this, solid option.

>>38454300
>C. Rampage Drive

>>38454471
We're not trying to beat her, dumbass. The whole point is to get as strong as possible in the remaining amount of time, and there's one technique we know that's good for that.

>>38454434
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>>38454341
You decide to start on the defensive, and drop into a defensive stance, waiting for Haya to make the first move.

She cocks her head to the side, apparently having expected you to make the first attack.

She shrugs and comes rushing at you, leaping into the air before reaching you, summersaulting above your head and firing a barrage of energy blasts down at you in the process. One of the blasts strikes you in the back, and another in the side of your face, but you manage to deflect the others.

Still, you're disoriented enough for Haya to catch you off guard with her next attack, a flying kick that knocks you off balance, followed by a palm strike that knocks you over.

She quickly leaps back into the air, holding a hand above her head and gathering energy.

>A. Throw an energy attack at her before she can strike

>B. Get up and dodge

>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack

>D. Dodon Ray

>E. Surrender

>F. Something else

>>38454636
>C.

>>38454636
>A. Throw an energy attack at her before she can strike

>>38454636
>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack

>>38454636
>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack

>>38454636
>>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack

>>38454636
>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack

>>38454636
>C. Use your teleport technique when she throws her attack
>F. Something else
Counter attack

>>38454636
A, and throw it at the ball of energy she is gathering.

>>38454646
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>>38454690
You stay where you are, waiting while she gathers the energy for her attack.

"Shuryūdan!" she yells, throwing the small ball she has created at you.

You wait as it approaches, focusing on Haya's ki signature, then appear right in front of her, slamming your fist into her gut. Moving back as she hunches over, you raise yourself above her, placing your right hand on the small of her back and firing off an energy blast that sends her plummeting towards the ground.

She recovers and manages to escape the blast, firing an energy wave onto the ground to rapidly push herself back into the air, stopping when she's a good distance above you.

You feel her energy flare, and soon, there are eight Hayas, moving to surround you, each one of them lifting their hands above their heads and gathering energy.

>A. Multiform

>B. Fire attacks at all of the Haya's

>C. Bring up your hands and legs to shield yourself from the blast

>D. Try to dodge

>E. Something else

>>38454876
>B. Fire attacks at all of the Haya's
scattershot bitches

>>38454876
>E. Something else
Flash bang them or Solar flare

>>38454876
>E. Whip out the D, she'll be so impressed and distracted we can knock her out in one attack.

>>38454876
>E. Flashbang

>>38454876
>>B. Fire attacks at all of the Haya's

>>38454876
>E. Challenge Haya to a multiform pose-off

>>38454876
Flashbang
Then >B

>>38454876
>E. Something else
Flash bang
then
>B. Fire attacks at all of the Haya's

>>38454876
>B. Fire attacks at all of the Haya's

Can we try to replicate the androids' shield?

In xenoverse it seems like everyone can do something similar

>>38454876
Move see we are on the same plane as them and then teleport behind one when the attacks are thrown.

>>38454959
Everyone can also do a fun hypnotic dance in Xenoverse. Does that mean we should be able to as well?

>>38454876
>B. Fire attacks at all of the Hayas

>>38454959

Xenoverse is kinda all over the place though. It's something the androids can do, and some wizards, but never a straight Ki fighter.

On that note, how would you guys feel about Chiaotzu training with Baba or Dende or some other "mystic" type? He's obviously never going to hit something up to standard in brute force but giving him some summons and magic might make him more useful.

>>38455010
You mean we don't already?

>opponent surrounds you and is charging attacks with multiform
>not moving so the attacks will collide with each other or hit the opponents opposite them when you dodge via teleportation
Come on /tg/ do you not understand why surrounding a single opponent when you have them out numbered and firing all your guns at once is a bad idea?

>>38455043
>Chiaotzu training with Baba or Dende or some other "mystic" type?
as long we we train with him, we need work on hiting the Superfecta of Ki, magic, psychic and science

>>38455104

There's Ki techniques we don't know yet and only so much time to train.

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As the Haya's prepare their attacks, you raise your right hand into the sky, capturing light and molding it into a ball which you proceed to throw above the Haya's and detonate.

Of course, as Haya is familiar with that trick, it really doesn't work on her, and the copies shield their eyes. You manage to blast most of them, but the remaining three throw their attacks, which detonate once they get close to you, not really damaging you, but disorienting you long enough for a newly reunited Haya to rush in and slam her foot into your head, sending you crashing to the ground rather painfully.

Haya lands in front of you, arms crossed. "Ready to give up, or does your butt need more kicking?"

>A. Get up and attack

>B. Use the teleporting trick

>C. Give up

>D. Take to the sky

>E. Retreat

>F. Something else

Hey Dralo, what do you think of Frieza's new transformation?

>>38455305
>>B. Use the teleporting trick

>>38455305
>>B. Use the teleporting trick

>>38455305
>F. Something else
Sweep her legs

>>38455305
>A. Get up and attack
>>B. Use the teleporting trick

>>38455305
>B. Use the teleporting trick
>A. Get up and attack
Remember some of the counter attacks Videl did on us when we fought her in the tournament

>>38455305
>A. Get up and attack

>>38455305
>B. Use the teleporting trick
>A. Get up and attack

>>38455305
Sweep the legs, then multiform in 4 and fire 2 Kamehames at here while the 3 one uses Spirit Bits to keep her pinned down, and the 4th one moves back a bit and gets ready to pop a Senzu the moment we are one again.

>>38455307
Indifferent, really. I don't think it's anything great, but I don't think it deserves the hate it's getting either.

>>38455305
B.
but do it twice. fake out.

>>38455391
>I don't think it's anything great, but I don't think it deserves the hate it's getting either.

On it's own it'd be mediocre. But it's a recolor after we got the recolor that was SSJ God. People were kind of hoping for something a little different, instead of the same fight from like 20 years ago with second player options.

>>38455327
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You quickly push yourself to your feet and teleport behind Haya. Sensing your energy, she begins to turn, and you teleport again, appearing beside her and kicking her in the side, knocking her off balance.

You capitalize on her lack of balance by firing a barrage of energy blasts at her. She flails in an effort to knock them out of the way, but only succeeds with two of them, the rest hitting her and knocking her over.

She leaps back to her feet, and you charge, picturing a wolf running beside you in your mind as you rush towards your friend, and hearing it howl as you attack.

"WOLF FANG FIST!" you shout, attacking with a series of punches and claw strikes.

Haya manages to block and parry most of them, but the double-palm strike you finish the attack with knocks her on her back. She quickly leaps back up and takes to the sky, gathering energy before Krillin clears his throat, catching your attention.

"Sorry to interrupt, but Haya, I believe you said you wanted to use the Pendulum Room," he says.

"Yep," she tells him, nodding and lowering herself to the ground.

She glances over at you, smiling. "Not bad, Kaguya, we'll have to finish this later."

With that, she strolls inside.

>A. Follow

>B. Go home

>C. Go to Capsule Corp

>D. Go to Kame House

>E. Meditate until she's done

>F. Something else

>>38455547
>>A. Follow
Fight perfect Cell together.

>>38455547
>A. Follow

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done
We could use some down time.

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done

>>38455547
>F. Something else

Ask if she wants a partner. If not, then meditate.

>>38455547
>A. Follow

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done
Time to advance our immunity against time stop

>>38455580
This

>>38455547
>F. Something else
Go find Piccolo
>E. Meditate until she's done

>>38455580
Yeah, I'll back this too.

>>38455547
>E
She said she was going in alone.

>>38455547
>E. Meditate until she's done

Weren't we like, the most powerful human before? Superhuman? Wtf Happened?

>>38455663
You trained with your friends, made the superhuman, and they caught up.

>>38455663

As far as we know superhuman is our new limit.

>>38455701
That's fucking stupid.

>>38455719
We need to go superhuman 2

>>38455719
The whole point of super human is having no limits.

>>38455729
>What? Other characters are as strong as the MC? This is an outrage!

Go to bed, Toriyama.

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You follow Haya inside, asking her if she's sure she doesn't want a partner for this.

"Thanks, but, I want to test myself by fighting alone," she tells you. "I won't be too long."

She steps into the chamber, and you decide to meditate, taking a seat, crossing your legs, and clearing your mind. You bring yourself to a state of tranquility, which you enjoy for several minutes until Haya emerges, breathing a bit heavily.

"You're up," she tells you, making room for you to enter.

>A. Ask how it went

>B. Ask if she wants to come

>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>D. Enter the room and face Cell with Vegeta absorbed

>E. Something else

>>38455768
>>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455768
>>A. Ask how it went
>>B. Ask if she wants to come
>>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455729
how is that stupid? you're aware of how the superhuman thing works, aren't you? The higher the power level of your opponent, the faster you raise in power. If you're always the highest when your training, then your gains will be the slowest. Eventually they'll catch up. Not to mention the fact that we spent quite a bit of time in the humpty bumpty tile changer meditating instead of training, so they ended up actually surpassing us.

>>38455768
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell
Time to see the difference a year makes.

>>38455768
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell
Blitz rush on power levels!

>>38455768
>>A. Ask how it went
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455735

Roshi has other forms.

learn from him.

>>38455781
Which is stupid.

>>38455768
>>A. Ask how it went
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455745

Cell being stronger than us means we have a limit, at least relative to cell.

>>38455768
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455768
>D. Enter the room and face Cell with Vegeta absorbed

Remember, Perfect Cell likely won't try any psychic attacks on us since he won't be desperate. Semiperfect Cell might, since we can probably kill him and he'd want to absorb us.

>>38455768
A, then C, on the lookout.

>>38455806
Well if you don't like it you're probably not going to enjoy this quest, is kind of a key aspect.

>>38455806
You're the stupid one if you can't see the value of having allies as strong as we are. Even more so if you can't understand the high speed power leveling such a rotation of "top dog" allows for us.

>>38455828
Seconded.

D. Whatever makes our psychic resistance stronger.

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>>38455663

We've finally inspired and given them the will to wield their own destiny. We can finally rest, knowing we can be an hero and the Earth will have enough mighty warriors to defend itself.

>>38455768
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455860
>>38455838

It's stupid, end of story.

>>38455768
>A. Ask how it went
>B. Ask if she wants to come
>C. Enter the room and face Perfect Cell

>>38455892
Kaguya is still the most powerful all things considered.

>>38455892
I think your mad because Kaguya is no longer the Goku of the Z-fighters.

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>>38455806
>>38455892

If it's stupid, then why are you even here?

>>38455892
You're stupid, end of story.

>>38455911
Pretty much, yeah. There's a reason he's usually forced to take charge.

>>38455892
If anything it should have been only people that were born Super Human to have unlimited potential and the ones that had to have theirs awakened could have the benefits of unlimited potentail, but also grow weaker faster than a born Super Human. Similar to how half saiyans are stronger, but get weaker easily.

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>>38455892
Chill dude, we just need to train

>>38455917
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>>38455922

I'm mad because it's stupid. Now that you're baited as shit, let the DM continue writing. I'm enjoying this so far.

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>>38455949
You think its stupid? Too bad. Its not changing.

>>38456014
Edgy.

Can't we all just go back to enjoying the quest and getting mad at the occasional waifu spam?

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"How did it go?" you ask Haya.

She sighs. "Not as good as I would have liked. I still have some training to do."

"Do you want to come with me?" you ask.

She shakes her head. "No thanks. I'll be using the room again later, so you have your fun for now."

She soon vanishes down the hallway, and you step into the room, making your way to the circle in its center, and transporting yourself to a place you've already visited.

You find yourself outside on the Lookout, where everyone stares in horror at Perfect Cell.

"Well, I'm surprised to see you awake, Kaguya," he comments in amusement upon seeing you. "Did you enjoy your little nap?"

He holds his arms out, grinning. "What do you think? I'd say this form lives up to the term "perfect". Yes, it's everything I'd hoped for, and more."

>A. His power is incredible

>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup

>C. Power up to full strength

>D. Something else

>>38455949
>says they are mad
>lol I trolled u in same post

>>38455949
You're stupid tho.

>>38456077
>D. Suggest a pose-off

>>38456077
>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup
>C. Power up to full strength

>>38456077

>A. His power is incredible

>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup

>C. Power up to full strength

>>38456061
KORIN IS BEST CAT!!!

>>38456077
>C. Power up to full strength

>>38455949

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Stop that.

>>38456077
C

>>38456077
>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup
>C. Power up to full strength
Considering we blow up the Lookout last time, did that mean we killed our past version of our friends?

>>38456077
>A. His power is incredible
>>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup
>D. Pose

>>38456077
>C. Power up to full strength

>>38456114
B-But I was.

>>38456077
>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup
>C. Power up to full strength

>>38456148
Shame on you. You've lowered the standard of bait with that pitiful display.

>>38456077
>B. Ask if he wants to spar for a warmup

>C. Power up to full strength

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>>38456103
Korrin a shit. Post more bestcat.

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What do you say to a warmup?" you ask.

"A warmup? I really don't see how someone with a power level as low as yours could provide me with a warmup," he replies.

In response to his statement, you let out a yell, gathering your energy and powering up to full strength. The Lookout shakes and cracks beneath you, and Cell gives you a look of genuine surprise as your power climbs and climbs, finally stopping, as, with a final yell, you reach full power.

"Impressive," Cell comments. "I don't know how your power increased so drastically so quickly, but it doesn't really matter. Though, I suppose you should be able to keep me entertained for a minute or two, at least. So, consider yourself lucky, you will have your opportunity to give me a warmup."

He holds out his arms to either side, smirking. "So, go on and come at me with everything you have, and let's see how long you can last."

>A. Charge

>B. Rampage Drive

>C. Dodon Ray

>D. Destructo Disk

>E. Kamehameha

>F. Multiform

>G. Teleport attack

>H. Something else

>>38456327
>A. Charge
Save rampage drive for later

>>38456327
>H. Pose

>>38456327
A, but after image as we get close and fire a Destructo Disc from behind the after image.

>>38456327
>A. Charge
Save the drive for late game and teleport for mid

>>38456327
>A. Charge

>>38456346
This

>>38456327
>B. Rampage Drive

>>38456327
>A. Charge
Push it as much as we can

>>38456327
>A. Charge

>>38456327
>A. Charge
>H. Something else
"So how does it feel, having achieved your goal?"

>>38456327
>A. Charge

>>38456327
>H.
"You may have achieved your perfect form, but can you pose as perfectly as me?"
Then pose.

>>38456319
>Puar can shapeshift
>Korin can't
It checks out

>>38456327
>H. Pose off

We Jojo now

>>38456490
korin got the fluff though

>>38456525
And the Senzu

>>38456525
>shape shifting
>can be the fluff at wil
>>38456541
Yajirobe has the senzu. There is only one beandaddy.

>>38456584
And now Kaguya has the senzu.

>>38456337
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>>38456425
You rush Cell as fast as you can, using your teleportation trick mid-charge and appearing behind him, kicking him in the back before teleporting in front of him and punching him in the gut.

Cell grunts and slams his knee into your jaw, knocking you back. You backflip in the air and land in a crouch, rising to stand and face your smirking foe.

"Not bad," he comments. "Yes, this may be a suitable warmup after all."

"So, how does it feel, having achieved your goal?" you ask.

"Kaguya, I've become a god! How do you think it feels?" he asks. "Positively splendid."

"Well, you may have achieved your perfect form, but can you pose as perfectly as me?" you ask.

You gather two balls of light and throw them into the air above you, leaping and doing a summersault as they detonate in a brilliant flash.

Landing in a split, you leap up, throw a series of kicks with your right leg, then kneel, raising your hands above your head in a victory symbol.

Cell smirks holding his hands above his head and spinning them in circles. A pair of disks made of energy form, and he throws them right towards you. They veer off at the last moment, coming back around towards Cell, one above the other.

Cell leaps between them, hitting the ground in a roll and ending up in a crouch, then promptly standing up and catching the two disks on his index fingers as he comes back, flicking them forward and causing them to explode in a flash of light in front of him as he kicks his right leg into the air, holding it there as he brings his arms out to his sides and clenches his hands into fists.

>A. Charge

>B. Rampage Drive

>C. Dodon Ray

>D. Destructo Disk

>E. Kamehameha

>F. Multiform

>G. Teleport attack

>H. Something else

>>38456628
>>B. Rampage Drive
use the kill everything blast on his ass, super beam struggle.

>>38456628
>C. Dodon Ray

>>38456628
>D. Destructo Disk
shit he's good