>>38445212
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

>>38445212
>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?

>>38445212
>>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?

>>Other(?)
Can we launch one of those flares mom used? Or are these reserved for arachne emergencies?

>>38445254
>Can we launch one of those flares mom used?
We don't have one.

>>38445212
>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?

>>38445269
Maybe there are some in the village? Or perhaps somebody here knows enough magic to emulate the effect of one?

>>38445300
>Maybe there are some in the village?
Thern the harpies will probably know on their own when the time to use one is, wouldn't they?

>>38445212

>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?

Make sure everyone knows about her as well, and/or get her to go guard Elle or Ezzy.

Don't need her getting shot/stabbed by someone who genuinely thought she was an enemy.

>>38445212
>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?
> Other
Find Lia, ask if there's a protocol for uppity wolves?

>>38445212
>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?
Maybe they've got some freaky kind of wolf synergy, a whole wolf hivemind per say... Or probably not but you never know!

You know what they say about wolves, and how sly and tricksterish they ar... oh wait crap thats foxes nevermind...

Bother the wolf!

Writing!

>>38445212
>These are wolves. Sheszka is a wolf. Maybe she can tell you something?
>Other(?)
Find Lia, ask if the Harpies have ever had to deal with something like this before.

I still think we should just wade into the midst of the wolves and start throwing punches.

Also some day, in the distant future REQM and Lamb should have some kind of a write off, or something... however that would work...

Fuck I left my trip on again!?

>>38445429
It would work with me losing.

Turning off the trip now.

>>38445481

What's the problem with the trip?

Is there limited uses per day or something?

>>38445536
4chan is really against people who use namefagging and trips unneccesarily, unless you roll a nat 20 or nat 100 a few times with said trip name.

>>38445481
Don't feel too bad lamb I've left mothia guy on before when I jumped to other quests. I was accused.of bringing lewdness

>>38445536
It's considered bad form on 4chan to have names or trips when not needed for various reasons many of which are not that good.

>>38445578

Weren't you?

>>38445562
>>38445599

Ah, that's understandable. Thanks.

>>38445578
I know. I was amused to see you in one of Papa Hap's threads the other day.

>>38445602
>>38445659

How could I be accused of lewd in the same thread that lewdhazard is in? Thats just not fair

I've been thinking by the way (probably a bad thing), but industrial grade silk does open up quite a few options for us, especially if we take advantage of the many benefits of siege engineering. Us mastering things such as the rope and pully system would put us at a massive advantage, plus it would allow us to do stupid things like construct ballistas, construction equipment (lel we can just use magic), and trebuchets to effectively instill terror and kick ass without having to even use a drop of magic. Also silk makes for a nice fire and arrow resistant layer and can be used for relatively tough armor if woven right. (the huns abused the hell out of silk as a form of under armor).

Alternatively, seeing as we have things like sleeping dusts, paralysis dusts, and healing dusts, we have most of the components for modern surgical set up. The others being sterile equipment and actual knowledge of human anatomy (we definitely don't know the last thing in depth enough to take advantage of it, plus lel magic also deals with most issues surgery would be needed for).

>>38445821
You just reminded me, somehow. Should we get shape-shifting of some kind? assuming it's possible, it may be practical to fit through smaller doors without redesigning the building

>>38446004
Why don't we just paint ourselves red and become the koolaid man.

>>38446004
We have shape shifting: it's called "break down these walls why aren't you making these spider sized you racists?"

>>38446033
anon we are already red.

>>38446045
Well, its decided then, we bash through walls shouting "OH YEAH" and make everyone think we are insane because nobody gets the reference...

However, anyone who is laughing clearly went through the same circumstances as us and we should probably confront. (literally nobody knows we have memories of a past life and we don't know if anyone else does either, we'd be considered insane if we brought it up anyway)

>>38446004
>should we
Probably. It's useful.
>will we
Probably not. It's not aligned with our power set.

You gnaw at a finger as you pore over what you know.

It doesn't take you very long.

There's a pile of wolves in the woods, of indeterminate number.
There's a pile of adventurers on the wall, accompanied by a smaller pile of Harpies.
You could count those, but you;re not going to because it really doesn't matter.

The arachne had that flare for dealing with people in the forest, didn't they?
The necromancer at the ruins.
Do the harpies have the same? Or is this something else, because it's wolves?
This is a pain. You're half tempted to try and find Lia in all this mess.

Of course, there's no guarantee that she's anywhere near the ground at the present moment.
Informant number two, then.

"Sheszka?"
Ears perk up in response to your voice, and the young wolf turns to you with a careful sort of expression on her face.
"Do not worry, yes? This has nothing to do with you."

Her shoulders slump with relief, and you take the opportunity to comb her hair back from her eyes.
You have no idea how she does it, to be honest. Your own drives you nuts, and Sheszka has more.

No, that doesn't matter right now. Wolf invasion.
"Can you tell me anything about the wolves? Why would they cross the river? I thought they fought the other packs, yes?"
She nods, her hair flopping right back into her face.

"Maybe- Maybe they think the harpies are weak? Or they were chased?"
"Driven out from wherever... Wolves fight over land, yes? For food?"
"Mmm. And to show strength. And because they don't like other packs. And sometimes because-"
She keeps going listing grudges and arguments and gods know what else.

All in all, not that much information.
You need something solid.

>She can talk to the wolves, right?
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.
>Other (?)

>>38446106
Maybe the demi god of convenience will have pity on Lyra?

>>38446004
>Should we get shape-shifting of some kind?
I see no reason to, I don't think we need nor should get a power to remove any possible inconvenience we might face.
I rather just work around such obstacles by other means, like anyone else would, and stay a glorious giant spider.

>>38446004
No shapeshifting. Fuck that.
What would be the POINT of being a giant spider if we can be small whenever we like?

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.

>>38446128
>She can talk to the wolves, right?

>>38446128
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.

>Look for the biggest one there. That's probably the alpha.

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"MEAT!"
"WHEN DO YOU WANT IT!?"
"WITHIN TEN MINUTES OF ORDERING IT THANKS!"

>>38446128
>>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.
>Head out and talk.
They wouldn't get the purpose of a flag anyway.

>>38446128
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.
Bring along a translator (shezka) in case they don't know forest.

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.
and then
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.

>>38446182
The flag is for ourselves.
Flags are cool.

>>38446128
>She can talk to the wolves, right?

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.

>>38446128
>>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.
Having Shezka with us as a subordinate shows we are quite dominant, and we can hopefully work out what the hells going on, if they were pushed out we can identify by what, possibly work out a way to deal with all of this without a great many deaths, and then kick whatever is responsible for this's ass. If its just a raid we can show our strength via harpy bombing squads and resolve it like that.

>>38446128
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.
Maybe we can resolve this peacefully if we can talk to them.

Failing that, maybe we can challenge the Alpha for dominance and resolve this with only a single death.

Let's be frank, if it came to it, we ~could~ just kill most of them and drive the rest off. We're kind of stupidly over powered.

So we just need to hope they accept one of the better options before we're reduced to that.

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.
>Get a flag or something. Head out and talk.

Walk out by ourself, waving a white flag and yelling.

DIPLOMACY

>>38446128
>Maybe some of them speak the forest language. Start yelling.

>>38446128
This is gonna end with us as their alpha, isn't it?
>Grab a flag

Looks close.
We'll start with yelling, and escalate as necessary.

Writing!

>>38446128
>>She can talk to the wolves, right?

>>38446376
escalating is always necessary if the Mothia has taught us anything

>>38446351
What's a queen without an army?

>>38446435
A really pissed off spider.

TAKE YOUR BETS.

Are the wolves
A. being chased
B. being outcompeted
or C. trying to conquer

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Reqm said on the ask that reincarnation stuff had slipped into a thread somewhere.
Anyone got any guesses? i took a shot, but nothing stuck out for me.

Have a harpy.

>>38446618
B. being outcompeted

>>38446618
D. Looking for a lost wolf.

I think finding Sheszka mom just before we leave would be neat

>>38446647
it's probably affecting all our decisionmaking and shit.

>>38446618
>A. being chased
From what we've seen,they've yet to attack and they are currently either sizing us up (possible) or they are waiting on our move first, if its the latter its likely they are not confident they can best us, which is usually a situation they flat out avoid as completely insane.

>>38446647
I think Nin might be reincarnated too, and just better at pretending.
There are a lot of parralels between her and Lyra in how they differ from the norml members of their species.

>>38446618
E. They heard about this cool new pack that had an arachne for an alpha and are looking to join up

>>38446683
I don't know if Nin differs -that- much from other members of her species. Sure she's rather mature for her age but that sort of thing is pretty normal for moths from what I understand.

>>38446647
fate and prophecy are a thing, right?
Maybe we left a very confused wendigo behind.

>>38446735
The only way we'll find out is by dropping references nobody will get and fishing for a reaction. Especially if we ever drop anything about vehicles or tech that flat out doesn't exist here.

I'm still waiting for Lyra to hear a rumor of s strange wizard that made a very sweet tasting drink that fizzles by its self and go halfway across a continent chasing down the soda wizard

>>38446774
I would chase:
A soda wizard

A chocolate wizard

A coffee wizard

A videogames wizard

>>38446799
>A coffee wizard

A Coffee Moth thank you very much

>>38446820
>Coffee Moth
YOU FOOL. DON'T GIVE THE QM IDEAS!

>>38446862

I just want Nin to meet Dr. Love is that so much to ask?

>>38446735
She was said to differ a lot from other moths, actually. Being much more adventerous.
The trip to the ruins was her idea too.

A big difference drawn between Lyra and her sisters, even Aria, is that Lyra lacks the instincts that would normally have made her flee the storm wolf in the beginning.

Then she seems to be the only one of our young friends who gets all the jokes and references Lyra makes they are too young to know about, sure she could have gotten all that from books, but she isn't really 'that' old and I'm not sure the moths would have that many books that inform about topics like that.

>>38446799
Coffee or some probably significantly less appetizing version of it is probably a thing, granted there are probably dozens of stimulant plants that can substitute it.

Also yeah what >>38446900 said, we should try to find some point to bring it up subtly. However, I suspect much of the rest of our group is relatively ""normal"" for example, other than deciding to follow us around, Jin seems pretty normal. Also shezka has given no sign shes anything but normal, and that lamia just thinks were weird.

>>38446900

REQM has come out and said that Lyra is the only reincarnate.

Fuckin' Drop it.

>>38446962
he has? Well shit.

>>38446900
>Then she seems to be the only one of our young friends who gets all the jokes and references Lyra makes they are too young to know about

Tier 1 Moths only live 20 years, so I'd guess it's normal how she's ahead in the department compared to everybody else.

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>>38446799
>Soda wizard
The greatest of all wizards, clearly.

>>38446962
First of all don't be so hostile for absolutely no good reason, and second, no he never did.

>>38446984
You bastard, this picture popped up when the thread autoupdated just as I was taking a drink from my soda

>>38446900

and Ezzy is lazy as shit for a lamia, she's basically a NEET.

Being weird isn't a unique thing to reincarnates.

>>38446984
Ok, anon, look. Spiders can be cute. They can be cool. They can even, in certain situations and combinations like Lyra, be sexy.

But please. Please. Please. Never show a picture like that again.

Oh god I feel sick.

>>38447009
The point isn't that Nin is unusual for a moth, the point is she is unusual a very similar way Lyra is.

>>38447025
We need constant updates on bust size changes.

>>38446900
She's also got a huge ladyboner for Lyra already.

>>38446962
I'm gonna call bullshit on that claim until you provide that qoute, because the only thing he has ever said in regards to reincarnation is that it happens a t birth, and he confirmed Lyra(rather Sara) was murdered.

>>38446754
Being reincarnated with our memories is like knowing thousands of stupid in-jokes that no one but us will ever get.

I still like to think that Lyra thinks up stupid anime jokes whenever something even remotely similar to any anime she's watched happens. Not actually saying them out loud of course, far to conscientious to do that.

>>38446994

In the very first few threads he basically said "I have no interests nor any plans to have anyone besides Lyra be a reincarnate."

>>38447040

Aria isn't that different from Lyra, hell, if Lyra wasn't a vessel for our collective stupidity SHE even AS a Reincarnate would have run from the wolf that shot fucking LIGHTNING at her.

It's a fucking stupid base for your theory of Nin being a reincarnate because she is an adventurous child instead of the meek frail things the rest of her race are known as.

Nin get off the fucking board, we know you're not a reincarnate.

>>38447077
A crush like that isn't really unusual for a girl in Nins appaerent age, so I wouldn't see that as any indication.

>>38447093

Dear God if Lyra had ever visit 4chan she would be making as many Lewdmoth jokes as we do

In the very first thread, re:qm said that he'll
"think on it" but it "probably won't happen".

>>38447142
So in other words he neither confirmed nor denied it (although still dubius) and people flat out saying no are being condescending douchebags about it.

>>38447131
She was a 27 year old antisocial IT nerd. Do you honestly think she didn't visit 4chan?

>>38447162
In other words he said no in as polite terms as he can without shutting himself out if he comes up with something really cool later.

He also mentioned that if it DID happen, it wouldn't happen until after we left the forest.

Stop being such a douchebag about your personal theories.

>>38447142

Fairly certain the reason we were Reincarnated to begin with was a combination REQM being faithful to the core inspiration, and a way for us to use meta knowledge.

>>38447102
>if Lyra wasn't a vessel for our collective stupidity SHE even AS a Reincarnate would have run from the wolf that shot fucking LIGHTNING at her

How would you know? We have no indication about that at all.
And REQm directly made a connection before between us being reincarnated and our tendency to pick fights with things normal arachne would run away from in our age.
Its in the ask.fm.

>>38447176
Now I will wait patiently for Lyra to slip up and call Nin Lewdmoth outloud

>>38447188
I wasn't the one who even brought it up or was pitching it. I'm just saying people shouldn't be putting down possible theories so quickly. Prick.

>>38447210
And I'm saying the people pushing it are going actively against what the QM said for the purposes of their dumbass theory, you douche.

>>38447203

A shut in IT videogame nerd reborn fighting a lightning-shooting wolf while in the body equivalent of a toddler.

You DO know how fucking retarded that sounds when you don't take into account /tg/'s natural inclination towards aggression and powergaming right?

>>38447235
>And I'm saying the people pushing it
Someone mentioning his personal idea after someone directly asked, is not "pushing it" and you are being a irrate faggot about someone having a theory you don't like for no reason at all.

>>38447268
You're still pushing it, it seems.
and "going directly against what the QM said" isn't really no reason at all, jackass.

>>38446984
I shall now permanently switch to clear plastic closeable containers for drinks

>>38447245
>A shut in
Stop saying that, Lyra was not a shut in. She explicitly had a very healtyh circle of friends.
And yes, IN STORY Lyra isn't controlled by 7tg/ so IN STORY Lyra DID do exactly that.

>>38447176
>I'm covered in animal people and bear blood.
>My abdomen hurts.
>I wish I could be shitposting right now.
>Oh fuck not another bear please stop

>>38447283
I'm not even that guy who emntioned it, but that doesn't change that your irrational hostility against someones simply stated opinion is moronic and makes you look like a shitposting jackass.

>>38447283
You realize you are referring to MULTIPLE different anons as the same person right?

>>38447332
I'm not even the guy who first opposed it, but that doesn't change the fact that your irrational hostility against anyone who brings up QM quotes is moronic and makes you look like a shitposting jackass.

>>38447339
>telling this to a group of anons who oppose your dumb idea
The irony

>>38447300
She had a small circle of friends that met on Thursdays. Most of the rest of the week was spent on the computer, avoiding the outside world. She's a shut in.

You fold your arms over your chest, glaring out into the night.

You want sleep. You want food and a bath and a warm bed and noone interrupting you at godsforsaken hours of the morning. You don't have time for this. For sieges or wolves or anything, really.

The adrenaline that woke you and built the wall is flagging, warring with common exhaustion and general spidery ornery-ness.
Time to take matters into your own chitin armoured hands.
"I am going to do something, yes?"
Lann stiffens at your voice, shoulders flinching as she anticipates whatever it is she thinks you're about to do.

You take a deep breath as she starts to swear.

"HELLO!"

Your voice cuts across the clearing, smashing everything into silence at the sudden sound. Adventurers and wolves alike freeze, turning to face you.
You wait a moment for an answer, but it seems none are forthcoming.

"CAN ANYONE UNDERSTAND ME?"

"How in the hells is she that bloody loud?"
"Maybe the spider bits have more lungs?"
"Pretty sure it's just fulla food."

You'll just pretend you didn't hear that.

>>38447348
Except no one had been hostile except you, and no one has sofar brought up a QM quote, only "REQM said this" is not a quote.

>>38447300

>IN STORY Lyra isn't controlled by 7tg/ so IN STORY Lyra DID do exactly that.

...what? You do know this basically makes any argument about "Out of Character" actions completely and utterly fucking pointless right?

>/tg/ decides Lyra needs to murder all of her family
>Lyra does it, because in story Lyra isn't controlled by /tg/ so she does exactly that.

>>38447382
Eyes, glowing in the torchlight, begin to cluster near the centre of the pack.
A lone wolf steps forth- in an actual wolf form, though you imagine most wolves aren't nearly so large as-
No, wait. They probably are, aren't they?

The forest might be warping your perceptions a little. What will you do if the elflands has bears, but they're only a few feet tall or something?

You push your scatterbrained thoughts to the back of your mind, and focus your attention on the wolf.
It steps properly into the firelight, though still distant from your walls, and shifts- Fur and paws and pelt giving way to a tall man, heavily scarred and muscled. His arms and legs are coated in a pitch black fur, opposite your own companion's. His ears stand tall, though one is torn, holes gaping in the shape.

>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Grab a few adventurers. And a harpy. It isn't your town.
>Keep on yelling at him. It's sort of working, right?
>Other (?)

>>38447245
Just went back to check the archives.The first indication of the wolf shooting lightning was when Lyra was established anitmagic.

>>38447386
You immediately called me a douche for pointing out that the QM said it probably won't happen, my first entry into this conversation, and then went on to have the most absolutely stilted and against-what-was-written interperetation ever for the sake of your personal theory and starting arguments.

So, no, you've been very hostile. And read the fucking thread, the first thread.
>I'll give it some thought. It probably wouldn't happen till after you've left the nest.


In short, stop being an overly hostile jackass when a neutral party comes in with the quote you want just because it disagrees with you, mr. whiny fucking baby.

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>>Bring your wolf in case his forest tongue isn't as good as yours.

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?

If they try to ambush us we call in magma, we are a giant spider

>>38447405
>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?

>>38447399
Are you saying fighting the wolf was OOC for Lyra?
What? Lyra had no really established character back then, we established her character over time, if she murdered her family now, it would go against her characterization sofar.
Back then absolutely nothing was established about Lyra that made fighting the wolf OOC.

>>38447405
>>Grab a few adventurers. And a harpy. It isn't your town.
Eh, lets get a group of people with some level of authority who can go and actually say shit with authority, Jins mother definitely has say and probably can take care of herself, as can that old guy in the guild, and we can bring shezka because why not.

>>38447405
>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Bring your wolf in case his forest tongue isn't as good as yours.

>>38447405

>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Grab a few adventurers. And a harpy. It isn't your town.

We want to talk to you but have no idea who is supposed to be doing it. so one moment.

>>38447405
>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
> And a harpy. It isn't your town.

>>38447405
>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Other (?)
Start brainstorming ways to quickly and conveniently cook a large number of very small bears as you're heading down.

>>38447405
>>Grab a few adventurers. And a harpy. It isn't your town.

>>38447405
>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Other (?)
Take Sheszka And Hapry with us, Nin stays back so she can take flight from the wall if the need arises.

>>38447455

No, I'm a different anon that the one you were talking to.

I'm just saying that your entire post there was fucking stupid.

And Lyra "did" have some amount of character to her, I faintly recall her having distant family problems, her circle of friends was very tight-knit but still had some apparent distance between them, and someone apparently didn't like her enough to push her in front of a train.

>>38447424
>You immediately called me a douche for pointing out that the QM said it probably won't happen
Okay, first of all, there are several people in this conversation. Second of all no one called the quote provider a douche, they called the people who had been hostile about it before douchebags, I quote
> and people flat out saying no are being condescending douchebags about it
Because yes, they had been condescending douchebags about it with lines like
>Fuckin' Drop it.
Is being a condescending douchebag.

So your hostility is completly unwarranted, as is your claim anyone was hostile aginst you until you started being.

>>38447536
First of all, there are several people in the conversation.

My first entry into it was direct quotes from the QM after you guys asked for them.

And then you called anyone who disagreed with you, me included, a douchebag.

You fuckin' started it, you cunt.

>>38447530
>And Lyra "did" have some amount of character to her
Nothing of which made her fighting the wolf OOC.
So comparing it to killing our family is rather silyl comparison.

>>38447560
>And then you called anyone who disagreed with you, me included, a douchebag.
Except I didn't,a nd the anon who wrote said quote, specifically called out the people that flat out said no, because they they had been condescending douchebags about it.
I don't see how and why you retroactively apply this to anyone who disagreed with me, even though that was never who was adressed.

So you are just insulted because you wanted to be, becaus no one had adressed you.

>>38447405
>>This is the part where you go down and talk, maybe?
>Other (?)
Ask Sheszka if she recognizes it

>>38447560
Can't we just all acknowledge ourselves as douchebags, hold hands, and make peace or something? Also something something reincarnation.

>>38447598
>being told no is being a cunt
>even though the facts back the no

Fuck you, ya whining baby. I woulda told you flat out no if I wasn't busy sandbagging you to begin with, and I only got into the conversation to drop the quote you guys were acting like didn't exist.

And then you had the fucking gall to interperet that in the opposite manner of what it meant for the sake of having more argument and more bitching.

Ya fuckin' douchebag.

>>38447603
yes.

>>38447568

For a stereotypical IT Videogame nerd with like-minded friends going camping could be considered OOC.

Fighting a wolf shooting lightning and planning to eat you and the bird when escape is easy is another thing entirely.

Heading down!

Writing!

>>38447621
>And then you had the fucking gall to interperet that in the opposite manner of what it meant for the sake of having more argument and more bitching.
First of all, I didn't. Second of all, you didn't actually quote REQM and the actual quote went quite a bit different as a later anon actually provided it.
And it did not actually say reincarnation will not be athing or that Lyra is the only reincarnate in the story.
It said he hadn't decided on it yet.
And that was months ago.

So, you are just being a faggot about this for no particular reason except to shitpost.

>>38447405
>What will you do if the elflands has bears, but they're only a few feet tall or something?
>>38447512
>Start brainstorming ways to quickly and conveniently cook a large number of very small bears as you're heading down.

I am now imagining ewoks skewered on a stick, roasting over a fire, like some form of bear shish-kebab.

>>38447627
Lets not forget that the value of your life is significantly decreased when we've just discovered that the hindu probably had it right and reincarnation is a thing.

>>38447655
>Heading down!
"Are you the leader of this village?"
"No, I'm a giant spider. Yes."

>>38447670
I got here by directly quoting the QM, ya dipshit.

Stop shitposting just because you were wrong.

>>38447687

I want to know what exactly happened to have her be reborn as a Giant Spider.

>>38447670
It -did- say we weren't going to meet any for quite some time, however. And we're still living in the nest. We haven't even left it yet.

>>38447627
To be fair, we're a stereotypical videogame nerd given every stereotypical videogame nerd's wet dream.

Our life is as close to a videogame as feasibly possible, we get to adventure and sword-and-sorcery as much as we like, and actually earn money doing it.

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Everyone calm down. Pet a local harpy.
Chill.

>>38447720
Apparently reincarnation is just a thing. It's remembering it that's makes Lyra stand out.

According to QM, it's like a one in a million fluke and everyone just forgets their past lives.

>>38447720
>Presumably being a monster is lower in the scale than being human, so we probably shitposted one to many times on the internet.

>>38447800
it being a thing doesn't mean there's no system to it.

Did we die simultaneously with a spider?

>>38447823
That's not how it works at all, idjit.

We obviously died and there were open spider, moth, and bird slots, but no open human slots.

It's a first come first serve based reincarnserver.

>>38447826
some dick spider pushed his buddy in front of a train at the exact same moment we were pushed in front of it...

>>38447851
>but no open human slots
Can people in this setting reincarnate into something besides monster races?

>>38447800
Anecdotal evidence points to it having to do with being murdered.

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>>38447887
No.

>>38447906
To test this we should clearly murder people until some random monster child curses us out.

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>>38447823

>Being a monster is being lower than being a human, or elf, or other Class-based races.

You are a funny and pathetic man.

>>38447932
Anon that would not only be ethically horrible, it would also be REALLY BORING.

And take a really long time.

You know how 1/4 chances actually mean "you'll roll it after you try like 15 times"?

Well, one in a million is similar.

>>38447959
We'll roll it after trying 15 times?

I'll take those odds.

>>38447933
It goes off of Buddhist reincarnation or something, where being a bug is lower than being a human. Fortunately, there was a mixup and our soul ended up in a world where spiders are, like, mang.

>>38447887
Maybe it's part of the system that you must reincarnate into a different race. Maybe a different world too.

Part of the point being to live a different way of life, gain new experiences.

A dead centaur might get the option of human, spider or merfolk, but no centaur.

>>38447823
It seems more like an upgrade than a downgrade, especially if you are born as a higher tier monster.

>>38447932
How about we murder monsters until some random people child curses us out?

>>38447959
Well, clearly we need to industrialize the murder process, and maybe the monster breeding process... think about it, were talking proving life after death here, this is a big deal!

>>38447974
Actually the proposed math is something like after 60 million times.

>>38447989
Eh, fuck that.
Let's leave it a myyyyystery.

>>38447978

I do not agree with that.

Bugs are Master Race after all, despite the lack of a liver.

Granted, if RE: Lizard quest lore is canon, any animal, humans included, can be reincarnated, and a reincarnated iguana isn't that much better off than a regular lizard, a bit more life experience but has NONE of the technical knowledge that it didn't observe at some point, and it will understand none of it.

>>38447986
>>38447989
Small problem, we were not reborn in the same world and possibly time period

>>38447989
Oh hell no. Industrializing monster breeding was the basis of everything wrong and stupid in the LN this quest was based off of. Let's not go there.

>>38447989
We just need to find a large group of people that the rest of the populace hates. Or find a way to make everyone hate them.

>>38447983
Hell, we are already 25-man raid boss tier, and we're only going to get stronger. I don't think humans live long enough to get to our level.

>>38448055
take solace in the fact they are probably joking.

but for reals we would never go there.

>>38448061
>We just need to find a large group of people that the rest of the populace hates
Lizards.

>>38447994
The odds are far steeper than that. The odds of someone remembering their past is like millions to one.

Then you have to factor in the odds of them reincarnating into this world, when we know being reborn into other worlds is a thing.

Then it's the odds of them being born on another continent. Or just in some random town we're likely to never visit.

>>38447823
>Dank memes will let you be reborn as the little spider girl
>4chan depopulated within a month as a wave of suicides sweeps across the world
I'd guess everybody would be happy?

>>38448076
maybe 25-man for the scrubs.

I imagine adventurers can send like, two scoops of tophs and legolases at us if need be.

>>38448055
What LN are you talking about? This is purely original.

>>38448104
Yeah, no it isn't, OP is working off of a chinese/korean/whatever LN. Also it was apparently terrible so don't bother looking for it.

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>>38448104

wait, since reincarnation works with other animals maybe if we just murder enough things we'll get something that hates us, like some random rabbit that just got suddenly wrecked.

>>38448119
>>38448130
I don't think you understand me.

It doesn't exist.

>>38448104
If most people don't get your joke, and the ones that do don't laugh at it, your joke was shit.

>>38448119
No.

This. Is. A. Totally. Original. Setting.

The 'LN' you speak of Does. Not. Exist.

>>38448164
Nah.
Everyone knows reincarnation goes to the next world to prevent metagaming.

>>38448119
>>38448104
>>38448130
Has anyone been following it recently?

Some of the more interesting shit was the mc evolving into an apparently extinct species, and his blessings starting to pass to people following him.
Like, when they evolved, they got special magical weapons straight from a god and shit.

>>38448164
The thousands of bears we or our sister will undoubtedly slaughter

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>>38448104
>>38448119
>>38448125

>>38448119
>>38448125
>>38448130

Its a very old joke in this quest to pretend the original LN doesn't exist. So , now you know.

>>38448164
I don't think smaller animals would really be able to remember anything like that, anyway.

>>38448202
I will admit I had forgotten.

>>38448202
I'm busy sandbagging it while other people ridicule it, anon.

You only push the joke if it catches with your current audience. And I'm onto new hotness these days, like this stick and cup.

>>38448216
In RE lizard quest the PC remembered that birds are assholes... If people inherintly act like were assholes maybe they were reincarnated.

>>38448245
It's just a scientific fact.

Kill those birds.

>>38448202
went over my head.

>>38448100
It depends on if we are defending something, and if our opponent uses magic.

We have earth control bullshit on top of fire control and resistance/immunity bullshit on top of the demigod of protection bullshit on top of basic mana control which is bullshit on a whole other level.

Magic users are going to have a hard time against us, especially since the effectiveness of our external mana control actually increases the more powerful the source of magic is. Even normal adventurers with magic gear would probably panic and retreat if we shouted something to the tune of "Keep fighting and I'll disenchant ALL of your magic gear! This is not an idle threat!" Shit's expensive.

>>38448130
BURN THE EVIDENCE

>>38448312
>Evidence: burned
Move along folks, nothing to see here.

>>38448312
>>38448371
Guess you don't know about archive.moe.

>>38448308
True enough, but I think we are vulnerable to anything resembling a mirror match.

I mean, it's fully possible to have earthmoving abilities without magic. we do it all the time. Some shit involving spirits or whatever.

>>38448475
The notmagic stuff like earth moving is explicitly unique to monsters. Well, unless there is a Blue Mage class.

It's something, at least.
"I suppose we should go down, yes?"

It seems that somewhere along the yelling, one of the officers has come over.
"Are you planning on actually-"
"Yes."

"Hn. Will you be able to speak with him?"
"I am not sure, yes? I will take Sheszka with me."
He looks towards your hand, gesturing to the white-furred wolf next to you.
"Fair enough."

"Should I take someone else down with me? For the village?"
"I think most of the villagers will choose to stick to the walls."
"Alright then."

"Do you need a ladder, or?"
You chuckle all the way down the side of the wall, barely reeling it in once you reach the ground.
You can hear people muttering about spiders even from here.
It's your elf ears, undoubtedly.

You take a cautious stride towards the wolf leader, keeping your spear over your shoulder, and generally trying to look non-threatening.
Being a skull-wearing, magma-lit giant red spider, the effect is dubious, but noone flees or outright attacks.

Your shadow stretch before you, creeping out as you walk till it reaches the wolf, and the end of the circle.
You stop there- Room to see each other, out of reach. A safe sort of distance.

Sheszka is at your side, her hair, ears and tail on end as she stares down the attacker.
Jin is sitting comfortably behind you- though you can feel her feet on your shell. She's ready to take flight.
Nin you left atop the wall, because she is soft and kind of slow flying.

You drop a warm hand onto your wolf's shoulder, and she calms by inches. Not all the way, but enough that you think she can speak without gritting her teeth and growling.
"Do you recognize him?"
She's quiet a moment before she speaks.
"Yes, Alpha. His pack was far from ours. We fought once. Noone won."

You tilt your head towards her, and she settles, standing at rest. You take another step forwards.

>Hello.
>What are you here for?
>I am Lyra, yes.
>Other (?)

>>38448593
>blue mage class
MAXIMUM PANIC

>>38448596
>Hello.

>>38448596
>>Hello. I am Lyra, yes.
>>What are you here for?
This is one of those 'all the options' votes here.

>>38448596
>Hello.
>What are you here for?

>>38448596
>Hello.
>What are you here for?
>I am Lyra, yes.
>>38448596
>"Do you need a ladder, or?"
>You chuckle all the way down the side of the wall, barely reeling it in once you reach the ground.
>You can hear people muttering about spiders even from here.
>It's your elf ears, undoubtedly.
Smug spider Lyra is the best.

>>38448596
>I am Lyra, yes.
They know what we are hear to discuss, lets figure out the deal. From what we've gotten from Shezka they weren't the big power last she saw, its quite possible they were pushed out, and can probably then be resettled relatively easily, food in exchange for labor or something.

>>38448596
>This is harpy territory. why are you here?

>>38448616

>Lyra is anti-magic.
>Lyra is a tank
>Lyra is an elementalist of Earth and Fire and the combination of those two things

magic requires concentration, make the earth constantly shift to fuck with their footing, and when they actually DO get a spell off, Lyra is anti-magic.

>>38448596

>Hello.
>What are you here for?

>>38448596
>Hello. I am Lyra, yes.
>What are you here for?

>>38448596
>Hello.
>I am Lyra, yes.
Greetings and then introductions. Hopefully he's not one of those no nonsense types who think courtesy is a form of weakness or some other bullshit.

>>38448596
>Hello.
>I am Lyra, yes.
>What are you here for?

>>38448596

>Hello.
>What are you here for?

Need to make sure Shez knows she doesn't need to get her hackles up for us.

>>38448596
This is very good, worst comes to worst we punch the alpha wolf in the face and put on our scary face.

>>38448697
>implying any of that matters to a blue mage
THEY HAVE OUR POWERS MAN

ALL OF THEM

>>38448596
>>Other (?)
"Hello. I am Lyra, yes. This is Sheszka, and this is Jin."

>>38448616
Please.

>All I need to do is survive one of your blows! Then your magic is mine!
>Lyra punches straight through his ribcage.

>>38448596
>>Hello. I am Lyra, yes.
>>What are you here for?

>>38448759
Hopefully they don't have phoenix downs/autopotion/white mage support/elixiga

>>38448810
>Haha! Now I have mastered the power of spider... punch?
>That was not magic, yes?

>>38448837
Spider-based hydraulic musculature system in upper body confirmed.

>>38448837
Don't knock the Spider Punch skill, it's quite powerful, yes.

Greetings!
Introductions!
Now tell me why you're here or I'll knock your skull off!

Writing!

>>38448745
Only if they survive them first.

>>38448596
>I am Lyra, yes

>all these people dissing the allmighty power of blue mages

Strongest class, every game.

>>38448910
>Blue Mages are strongest class in game.
>Is playing game without Giant Spider class.

You fucking sicken me.

>>38448982
sorry anon, but giant spiders are
trash mobs
in most games

>>38448982
If blue mages are in the same game as Giant Spiders, they wouldn't be the strongest class anyway.

>>38449000
They certainly are not in DF, fuckers eat cave dragons.

>>38448885
>>38448759
To be fair, I doubt any Blue Mage would be stupid enough to start with trying to learn a 3rd tier spider's abilities. They'd probably start with buffs to defense. Also, you are assuming that it's the type of Blue Mage that learns by being attacked. There's also the rarer Lore/Lancet type, that learns skills by using a scan-like spell.

>>38449022
>>38449000
>>38448982
I need that ancient katana shitposting replaced with giant spiders, stat

>>38449043
And yet, we farm them for silk.
Which is really useful because then everyone wears silk robes and is immune to kobolds.

>>38449048
Yeah, blue mages are the strongest because they can go and get piles of whatever powers they want from anybody. They're grinding in its purest form.

>>38449048
There is that.

But standard adventure party logic applies here. Geek the mage first. If said mage is currently scanning us, GEEK HIM HARDER.

>>38449048
>>38449093
Or just cheat him out of learning anything with spear lightning.

>>38449119
better point

>>38449093
Well first round, obviously, he uses some obscure ability to make himself resistant or immune to physical damage.

Blue mages: Not even once. They're literally "nuh uh, I have the counter to that"- the class.
well, either that or instantly dead.
There's no middle ground.

>>38449136
It's kinda hard to be immune to several hundred pounds of spider a la lightning lance.

>>38449175
Sorry, you can only hurt the blue mage with EMOTIONAL type damage for the next five rounds.

>>38449190
How do you learn defensive buffs when you need to be hit by attacks to learn them?

>>38449224
Either you swap their position so the buff hits them, or you're a scanning/eating type blue mage.

Depending on if you're in a tactics RPG or a normal one.

>>38449224
See
>>38449048

>>38449224
Because you party your blue mage with a beast master so that the beast master forces the monster to use buffs on the blue mage?

>Never playing FFTA
>Pleb

>>38449190
To be fair, that's one of Nin's specialties.

The only thing that could possibly be more threatening to us than a blue mage is an onion knight.
>>38449288
it's true!

>>38449136
>Face an enemy resistant to damage.
>"Are you resistant to crushing?"
>"Yes, of course. You can not defeat me."
>"That is sad for you then. You will just have to starve to death, yes."
>"Whu-Ahaaaaaah"
>The ground opens up and he falls into a deep pit.
>The pit closes without a trace.

>>38449312
Hopefully he's never encountered blink dogs in the past.

>>38449312
You fool, you used earth control on him, so now he can use it to get back out!

>>38449346
fuck.

>>38449346
Not with liberal application of magma.
Surely he cannot learn magma control while trying to escape the pit.

>>38449404
This is a blue mage we're talking about.
They reverse engineer your shit faster than a racist looking cockroach.

>>38449346
>you used earth control on him
Nope. Just opened a hole. Used no supernatural abilities on him directly.

>>38449250
>>38449257
>>38449271
Right, so, unless they're a specific subset of Blue Mage, they're just as screwed as everyone else when you set them on fire because they're basically limited to whatever buffs they can get other Adventurers to cast on them, which are naturally greatly inferior to inherent immunities or buffs you can only cast on yourself, and their defenses are in fact still strictly inferior to an inherently tanky class that just has his party cast the buffs on them.
I'm glad we had this talk.

>>38449190
>Lyra uses Tell Me About Your Mother!
>It's super effective

>>38449416
So we pick him up and we spank him, with our NOT magical hands.
I highly doubt he can get out of that one.

>>38449416

I get it! Also, I think REQM might need a new thread.

>>38449416
Are you telling me that that crab was a blue mage?

>>38449478
It depends, is he being emotionally damaged?

>>38449450
When it closed back on him, not quite crushing him. That got him directly with the earth control.

>>38449459
Well, there's always the chance he can use Self Destruct out of spite.

>>38449492

So...simply make it so he's in a bubble with all the earth around him?

>>38449459
Yep. If they're the weakest variant of blue mage, we're not too worried.

If they're ANY OTHER VARIANT, or have beastmasters, or any fuckery like that maximum panic.

>>38449483

We've lasted for a while on more than 350, and we just passed 250. No needs to worry yet.

>>38449487
He is either being damaged or aroused.
It is very likely.

>>38449515
It depends.
Does that effect him?
Is he now under a "trapped" status effect?
Because if he can't get out, you might have used a power on him.

>>38449540
Well, you want to fill out his emotional damage track so he doesn't fight any more.
I choose not to fill out his arousal track.

>>38449548
>Is he now under a "trapped" status effect?

Not in any sort of magic effect sense. No more so than locking him in a mundane jail cell via mundane means.

>>38449611
Did you use a magical ability to trap him?
If so, you may be dealing with earthbender the blue mage.

>>38449640
It doesn't even need to be magical, anon.
You get blue mages copying shit like "bee sting".

>>38449667

I like to think Blue Mages have to copy the skill "Breathe" to live.

>>38449731
Thankfully, they have nine months to pick it up from their first encounter.

>>38449611
I don't think you understand how bullshit Blue Mages are. It doesn't have to be remotely magical, it just has to be a skill that can be used. Blue Mages have been known to learn shit like Missile, which literally just firing a mundane, explosive missile at a target. Or Goblin Punch, which is just an abnormally strong punch.

>>38449761
Does learning an ability make one immune to it? Can we just bite him?
See if he learns arachne bite or if his insides dissolve first.

>>38449500
Well, yes, just as there is always the chance his offensive abilities greatly outclass ours.

My point is that due to the very nature of Blue Mages they are not going to have nearly as many varied and intruiging defensive skills, because there are no convenient and weird RPG mechanics they can tajke advantage of to get "attacked" with super rare and effective immunity buffs.

They're defensive abilities are not going to outclass a dedicated tank with party support of roughly equivalent level adventurers, so it's less a case of "Blue Mages are all hax and cannot be defeated!!1!" and more of "If he's strong enough to tank your high level attacks in spite of being caster, he's likely going to slaughter you regardless of what type of mage he is."

>>38449517
And if they are cannibal goblins that gain the abilities of everything they eat, get a free pass on anything horrible they do, come out of battles they themselves proclaimed as tough with zero losses in spite of fighting against hundreds of enemies with a force largely consistent of goblins and hobgoblins and are called Admiral TurboSue than we should also have maximum panic because REQM has clearly gone insane and this quest turned to shit.

So how about we stop hyping intentionally unbalanced game mechanics just because we have nothing else to shitpost about right now, m'kay?

>>38449788
No, they tend to rely on bullshit powers they culled from monsters to make them resistant to shit.
>>38449793
blue mages are fuckin' hax yo. Admiral turbosue is a perfect illustration of this.

>>38449761

Curious if they have the ability to learn the Tonberry's death attack

>>38449788
Nah, he dead if we do that. Well, unless he has some sort of super strong cure poison spell.

>>38449850
I can't recall, as I never used blue mages
fuck you you fat chef looking piece of shit, I don't care how OP you are

>>38449850
If you mean their normal stab, nah, it's just a regular attack. They can learn Karma though, which deals damage based on how many things the targets have slain.

>>38449839
No.
Admiral turbosue is a perfect illustration of that when the author wants something to be overpowered, he can just decide that it is and, oh so very unsurprisingly, it will be.

Blue Mages are often INTENDED to be hax because the games they are in either encourage or require massive amounts of minmaxing or do not give two shits about balance or interesting challenges.

So how about we stop retardedly obsessing over the fact that if you want to make something overpowered it is ridiculously easy to do so and that if you are even slightly interested in not breaking your entire game or story it is ridiculously easy not to let blue mages devolve into that sort of shit?

>>38449957
Anon, the reason mention of blue mages is PANIC is because they're acknowledged to be bullshit overpowered.

>>38449971
>>38449957
And still, nobody fears the onion knight.

Just you wait 99 levels, then we'll see.

You fold your arms in another misguided attempt to not look threatening.
And then you smile, teeth and all, and undo all of your hard work.

"Good evening, yes. I am Lyra."
No response. Tough crowd.
"Sheszka, can you translate for me?"
"I do not have that magic."
"What?"

"The- The magic. The moving magic? Where you move. But you aren't moving?"
"Teleport?"
"Yes."
"No. Translate. Just... say what I am saying, yes? But in wolf language. Please."
"Oh."
"Thank you."
"Everything you just said?"
"Just the first bit."

She barks and growls a bit.
No response.

You are running out of patience.

You can't keep your irritation off your face. The fang smile was an accident, but the near snarling as you spit out questions certainly isn't.
"Why are you not speaking, yes? Why are your here. This is the harpy's land. Why did you cross the river?"

You get a reaction with that, at least.
He glares, lips pulling back to reveal his own fangs.
That isn't scary. He isn't even venomous. Stupid wolf.

"Weak."
"Did you learn to talk just now, or are you wasting my time?"
He studiously ignores you, talking in stilted forest speech. You are going to break his face.

>>38449989
"The birds do not fight. Why should we not take what we can? It is our way."
"Are you asking that, or just stating it?"

He glares again, and you match him- outmatch him- with a six eyed return.

There's a sensation of wind behind you, the barest sound of feathers- And when you turn, Lia has taken a spot on your skull opposite her daughter.
The older harpy looks supremely displeased, brows knitted across her forehead, eyes silver in the firelight. She speaks, her tone clipped and angry to match her expression.

"No. This is our land. By the pact, by wing and claw. Leave, or we will force you to."
"With Humans? Birds?"
"I am arachne, yes."

"One. You are one spider."
"One is enough."

He growls, hunching forwards as more wolves take it as a cue. Sleek shapes emerge from the woods, slinking just outside the circle of firelight. Prowling.

>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
>Warn him again.
>Walk back to the wall, then. They can have a war if they want one.
>Other (?)

>>38449989
don't get so mad lyra. he's not done anything really annoying yet this conversation.

>>38450009
>>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
Do eet.
Though I'm unsure if we are making light pillars or making ourselves more light.

>>38449971
I assume by "acknowledged" you mean "some random guys on the internet said so, I agree with them and they often were in the gaes I played" because that is literally the only interpretation that doesn't have you be a total douch trying to establish some retarded and arbitrary ranking systems in a quest's setting that you have literally no control over.

>>38450009
>>Other (?)
Show of strength

can we summon a little lava?

>>38450009
>>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
>>Warn him again.
One last chance, before we destroy his clan.

>>38450009
>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

>>38450009
>Raise lightning spear over head
>You
>Shall
>Not
>PASS!

>>38450009

> Warn him again
> Begin summoning lava

>>38449989
>>38450009
Well, looks like there has been a breakdown in diplomacy.

That escalated quickly.

>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

Summon a moat of lava. Fuck this shit.

>>38450009

>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

I'm almost tempted to do so by creating a magma moat, but I don't think that'd go over well with the villagers.

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>>38450009
>>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
Time for our special technique
>>STERN GLARE

>>38450009

Challenge him? It might work the fastest, and cause the least deaths.

>>38450043
Why are you freaking out so bad over people being scared of blue mages?
As has been said, they're "nuh uh, I have the counter to that" the class.
Hell, the conversation would have been done already if you didn't have some kind of stick up your ass.

>>38450009
>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
>Initiate Stern Look

>>38450009
>>Warn him again
>Other
Make a moat of lava around him.

>>38450009
>>38450056
supportan

>>38450009
>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
>Warn him again
"The Merciful Giant Spider gives three warnings. That was two. This is three."

>>38450009
>>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

>>38450073
I see you there Nin.

>>38450009
>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

>>38450009
>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.

>>38450009

challenge him,we win he leaves and less people die.

>>38450067
STERN GLARE
SHINING LIGHT
PLAY THEME SONG

>>38450059
I can't see why they would be that displeased about it.

>>38450009

>Make some more light. No sneaking, dogs.
>Warn him again.

Long trench of lava. If he's not an idiot and/or gives any amount of a shit for his people, it'll give him pause.

If he still insists, well... what did we do to the last Alpha wolf we fought?

>>38450009
>Warn him again.
"You can leave in peace, or you will die here."

If he doesn't back down -he won't- attack and kill him quickly. If we put down the Alpha right away, that should cow many of the others. We could avoid a lot of bloodshed. I'd rather not kill them all if we can help it.

>>38450056
>>38450009

I'll second this, along with:
> "You want to talk about strength? Alright, then let's see who has the right to call themselves strongest!"

>>38450080
There was no conversation.
There were 30 minutes of douchebags circlejerking themselves over how awesome blue mages were because they can not stop shitposting.

>>38450087
>Just him

Make a moat of lava between the village and the trees where the wolves are hiding.

>>38450133
Stop trying to start shitpost arguments, anon. I have reason to believe you've been doing it all thread, and are in fact the root of all evil, the opposer, satan.

>>38450009
>>38450056
>>38450125
This sounds fun. Let's go with this.

captcha:ryact
Oh them wolve'll be reacting alright.

Let there be light!
And angry spiders!
Gimme 2d100!

>>38450009
LAVA MOAT LAVA MOAT

Rolled 61, 60 = 121 (2d100)

>>38450184

Rolled 81, 72 = 153 (2d100)

>>38450184

Rolled 46, 33 = 79 (2d100)

>>38450184

Rolled 33, 12 = 45 (2d100)

>>38450184

Angry spiders

Rolled 99, 79 = 178 (2d100)

>>38450184

>>38450184
Are we going with the river of lava? There is a lot of support for it.