>>38419756
>I also know the fusion technique!

>>38419771
>I also know the fusion technique!

>>38419756
>I also know the fusion technique!

>>38419756
>I also know the fusion technique!

>>38419756
>There are some who can destroy planets with a twitch of their finger.

>>38419756
>Just hurry up with the lesson smartass.

>>38419756
You acknowledged the bullshit that is Tien having alien ancestry

That kind of rustles me

Anyway

>Just hurry up with the lesson smartass

>>38419756
>we met people with interesting tricks out there. Maybe I'll show you one later

You're not going to let Diol get away with that piece of jackassery. "Oh yeah? Well I also know the fusion dance! How about that!"

His third eye snaps open at that, the mirth leaving his eyes. "You went to planet Metamore?" He demands, stepping in closer. "You talked to those freaks? Those murderers!" An aura of white energy billows out of his skin as he steps closer, his power level ticking higher.

"Yes. We stopped by there a small while back. The people were strange, but unintimidating." You tell him.

He shakes his head, bald scalp gleaming in the sunlight. With a gesture, he points up at the structure above. "Tell that to the colonists that died in that ship." He growls.

You step forward, refusing to give ground, "Colonists? HFIL are you talking about?"

"Bastards fused together and boarded the ship. Slaughtered everyone onboard. Then to add insult, they set the ship to crash back onto the planet surface here. And now you expect me to hand out a lesson to someone who's been learning from them?"

>Write in

>>38419868
In case you haven't noticed I am not from here, not from this part of space, this galaxy even. I don't know the locals and I know nothing of your, or their history. So I learned a technique from a strange planet recently, this is the exact same situation. I don't know your people and I don't know the people of Metamore, so don't group me in with them.

>>38419868
"Uh, no? Dude, I have no idea what's going on, I'm just wandering around looking for techniques to learn. Sorry if one of the guys I learned from offended you, but they seemed kinda miffed I learned it so quickly and showed them up anyways."

>>38419868
"If it's any condolence I mostly threatened it out of them"

>>38419868
"I'm sorry about your colonists. I just came to this sector of the galaxy and they were the first planet I came across. I didn't know."

>>38419868
"Honestly, all I got was a lesson for a really stupid looking dance. The fusion part is so easy it's ridiculous. Hell, I could probably teach it to you right now."

>>38419868
>...Fuck
>if it makes you feel better, I threatened them to learn. Pretty sure one of them peed their pants

>and one of the members of my crew has done way worse. As in "kill and destroy"worse

>>38419868
>...Fuck
>if it makes you feel better, I threatened them to learn. Pretty sure one of them peed their pants

>>38419868
>Those Metamoreans were weak, and your colonists were weak.

>>38419868
Go Oozaru destroy everything.

>>38419868
>In case you haven't noticed I am not from here, not from this part of space, this galaxy even. I don't know the locals and I know nothing of your, or their history. So I learned a technique from a strange planet recently, this is the exact same situation. I don't know your people and I don't know the people of Metamore, so don't group me in with them.
and
>Those Metamoreans were weak, and your colonists were weak.

They seriously got their asses wooped by those guys?

Who taught Goku how to read minds?

>>38420002
muffin button

By which I mean no one, who just sort of... became a telepath because reasons

>>38419991
>They seriously got their asses wooped by those guys?
Of course they did. The Metamoreans Fused together and would have had a power level at least equal to ours, if not more. Or did you not read that part?

>>38419991
Because 1 power level 1,000 metamorean + 1 power level 1,000 metamorean= 1 power level 20,000 metamorean. The fusion dance is a massive multiplier on top of the addition.

>>38420023
Most of them can't do it right.

>captcha: novis

>>38420002

King Kai

>>38419991

The average power level of a Metamorian was about 2000, and that's just a regular civilian without any combat training. If we assume that combat training makes a military dude have a PL of about 4000-6000 or so since an army dude could probably kick a civilian's ass without any issue, and add in fusion which combines and then more than doubles the PL of the people fusing, then it becomes more reasonable that they could overwhelm a ship full of tri-clops.

"Look, if it helps, I'm not on their side, they were just the first planet we found in the sector. If it makes you feel better, I mostly threatened the information out of them. Couple of them soiled their trousers. Plus my latest ward blasted half their capital city apart when we met him on the planet. It was pretty funny actually."


Diol's third eye narrows staring intently at your face for a while. "Alright, fine. You're telling the truth. I'm.... sorry. The Metamorans are just a touchy subject around here. You don't want to go offhandedly mentioning them in public. Got it?" You nod, and he inhales deeply through his nose. "Very well. The Four Witches Technique."

With a flash of white energy, two new limbs sprout out of his shoulder blades,and he hunches over, showing them off.

"Alright, you've shown off. How do I do it?" You ask.

He rolls his tongue in his mouth, picking his words. "It's hard to describe, like... explaining how thoughts cross your mind. It's instinctual to Triclops'. But you want to.... channel your ki to your shoulder blades.... while imagining clenching a phantom fist, high above your head." He snaps his lower fingers. "Visualise, channel ki, then push it up through yourself, and out."

Still not entirely clear on what the hell that means, you spread your legs in a wide stance, letting your mild purple aura flare around you, as you focus your power.

>Roll 1d1000

>>38420080
Couldn't even kill those things off while they were doing the dance. If these Triclops were in charge, I bet the Mahoshojo race would still be alive.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>38420108
Rollin

Rolled 642 (1d1000)

>>38420108

Rolled 196 (1d1000)

>>38420108

Rolled 816 (1d1000)

>>38420108
>>38420117
Fucked up my roll, going again

Rolled 157 (1d1000)

>>38420108
Dammit, missed a zero.
>>38420132
I'll delete my old post as soon as the timer is up.

>>38420117
>>38420126
O great savior of 69!

>>38420132
1d1000 dude. Dice have been glitching out recently tho. Not showing up and stuff.

Rolled 41 (1d1000)

>>38420108
HAHAHAHA, TIME FOR FAILURE

>>38420118
>642
>>38420123
>196
>>38420126
>816
>>38420141
157
>>38420172
>41

Welp, that's an average of 370.4...
Unless it uses the first three and then it's almost pleasant at 551.3

Letting the energy flow through you instinctually, you focus your ki for a solid minute and with an elongated scream of releasing energy, you flex, standing straight upright, as you feel a tight stretching sensation in your shoulder muscles, pushing against your armour, before shooting through it, pieces of it falling to the ground around your feet, as an unfamiliar weight rests on your shoulders.

Nearly losing your balance you look downwards, staring at the new arms resting by your sides, unblemished by scars.

You flex them, stretching them up over your head, you pop their knuckles.

Diol, eyes wide, practically picks his jaw up off the ground, "Damn. I guess it's true what they say about Saiyans then, huh?"

"What's that then?" You ask, testing out the limberness of the new limbs.

"That you can train a monkey in a day." He laughs, "And if you get enough of them in a room, eventually they'll write Space-Shakespeare."

You ignore the jibe, testing the new limbs out by rushing at a tree, slamming your upper right fist into it.

The tree turns to splinters at the lightest of touches, shocking even you, as the top half goes sailing off into the river, sinking into the water.

"Huh. These things pack a punch." You mutter to yourself, before noticing how unbalanced your shoulders feel.

Looking up, you find that the arm you struck with has disappeared entirely, leaving only a hole in you shoulder that it ever existed, the other one hanging limply by your side.

"Ha. That's a new one. Never heard of that." Diol laughs. "Usually the new arms just work like regular limbs. Maybe for your race they just provide one good hit."

You resist the urge to smack him with the remaining limb, thinking

>What do?

>>38420245
>Smack him with the remaining limb.

>>38420240
its best of three

>>38420245
Try to fire a ki blast from the remaining phantom arm. Maybe the blast will be amplified, like the punch was amplified.

>>38420245
>Try to fire a ki blast from the remaining phantom arm.

>>38420293
Yeah I second this.

>>38420245

>Looks like you own a round in the best bar you know, big boy

>>38420245
>Teach this to the others. Who knows, we may make a respectable minion out of raditz yet....

>>38420267
I could have sworn it was average...all the better for us I suppose.

>>38420245
>>38420293
Hmm yep.

>>38420340
>Raditz
>Respectable
Pick one

Curious, you turn away from the Triclops, levelling the remaining new limb at the cliff face.

"HA!" You yell, focusing a short burst of ki through the limb.

The blast that comes out is many times larger than it had any right to be, considering the energy you poured into it. Larger than you are tall, it smashes into the cliffside, powderising the cliff face several metres inwards, forming a smooth cave in the rock face, as your sense of balance rights itself.

It wasn't quite as powerful as your Kabuya Kannon, but damn did it leave a mark. You'll have to remember this in your next fight, even if it does take a minute or so to unleash the arms.

Diol whistles, "Damn impressive. That looks like more than I can throw out in a single blast right there." He rubs his chin, "It's an interesting discovery we've made here. No other visitors have ever bothered to learn the technique, so we didn't know what happened when another race learned it."

He walks up behind you, prodding your shoulder through the hole in your armour. "Ya might wanna do something about this though. Your exposing even more of your unsightly body for the universe to see." He tells you with a grin.

>"Thanks for the lesson, I'm out." go find...
>"Unsightly? Do I need to smack you around again?"
>Other

>>38420417
>>"Unsightly? Do I need to smack you around again?"
"I've still got two more arms, boy."

>>38420417
>"Thanks for the lesson, I'm out." go find...
People who appreciate this apparently unsightly body!

>>38420417
>"Unsightly? Do I need to smack you around again?"
"I still got two more arms here. How quickly can I remake the extra arms, anyway?"

>>38420417
Any chance for learning any more techniques, or tips for using the arms faster?

Also can I do the same thing with other body parts?

>>38420417
>Cover, then teasingly stroke at exposed areas.
>"Hmmm? Is it unsightly, now?"
>Run your tail across his abs.

>Flick his nose with tail.
>"Come on, a bet's a bet, remember?"

>>38420502
Ooh, ooh!
>Furl the tail around his beefy upper arm!

>>38420417
>"Unsightly? Do I need to smack you around again?"

>>38420502
Ha, this.

>>38420476

The guy is more a brawler who only know this trick.

We should try experimentating back at the ship

You furrow your brow, "Unsightly, eh? Do I need to smack you around again? Because I still have two more arms to go, and I defeated you not an hour ago."

He smirks backing up a few steps. "No.. I'm quite alright without that happening. You just hate fun, don't you?" He asks.

You shrug. "I have fun. It mostly involves cities burning to the ground and devouring my victims, but I do have it."

He bellows a laugh at that. "Good response. If only you'd bothered to have fun on Metamore." He claps a hand on your shoulder. "Now I believe I owe you a round. Best bar on the planet."

>Sure do. C'mon
>Not right now, I need to find...
>Touch me again and you lose the hand
>Other

>>38420576
>>Sure do. C'mon

>>38420576
>Sure do. C'mon

FRIENDSHIP!

>>38420576
>Not right now, I need to find...
RADITZ, he's probably being a disappointment...

>>38420576
>>Sure do. C'mon

>>38420576
>Sure do. C'mon

>>38420576
>>Sure do. C'mon

>>38420592
Disappointment implies we have any expectations

>>38420626
>>38420592

I expect Raditz do not get into trouble, but not do anything incredibly useful.

It makes me wonder what the two aliens we kidnapped are up to.

>>38420626
Depressingly true.

Our current par for saiyan men is either insane or weak. We are not doing well.

>>38420665
We can train him up, there is nothing stopping him from becoming a powerful and competent warrior with us as his trainer and commander.

>>38420665
Really besides Goku and Bardock that par holds true for almost every saiyan. Your either hella weak or extremely strong and insane.

>>38420665
He had that momentary power-up. Could be a great technique there. And he'll probably get powerful quite quickly.

>>38420676
In which case, we should probably start throwing him into life or death situations. Both figuratively and literally. Hell, we managed to get him to damage a table and knock us over before, maybe we can repeat that by bringing up Frieza killing our species again.

(I would be incredibly amused if Raditz went Super Saiyan)

>>38420576
>Sure do. C'mon

>>38420691
One think about the Super-Saiyan technique is that it requires self-control.

>>38420676

He probably has some mental blocks or other shit he has to overcome. He certainly has the genes. Goku turned out pretty good, but only because he had a lot of connections and because he became a martial arts autist because of it.

Wait, this is pre fighting goku Raditz, does this mean we fucked up the timeline?

>>38420731
Yes and yes.

>>38420731
Probably. But if we can inject less stupidity into it, it's fine by me.

>>38420731
Yes?

(I can see us finding Goku first ending hilariously for everyone involved)

>>38420731
Kind of? Unless we head off to Earth eventually. Raditz was currently searching for Goku, so we're kind of on the right track... Just adding to it, maybe.

"You sure do. C'mon." He leads the way out of the small clearing, growing impatient as he leads the way on foot.

"We don't like to rush on our planet." He insists, wandering down a lush walkway, surrounded by plant life, holding an arm out and allowing a small bird to land on his arm, chirping as it jumps up to peck in his ear. "We've formed a mutually beneficial relationship with these birds over the millenia," he explains, we kill their predators, they help us clean if we're unclean in public.

The bird picks a stray bit of rubble out of his ear, tossing it to the ground, a remainder from when you blasted Diol into a wall.

He points to a small building, built out of wood this time, a dark reddish light hanging over the door, distinct against the pink light of the planet.

Inside it's mostly empty and surprsingly airy, several windows thrown open. "Zole!" Diol calls, waving to the barkeep. "A round for me and my new friend. Let's say.... the Triple Scryer." The three eyed woman behind the counter ducks, passing each of you a bottle. "Cheers!" Diol laughs, clinking his drink to yours.

You sniff it. It smells.... yellow.

Tentatively, you sip it. Then you spit it out. Kais above, it's awful!

"What is this swill!" You demand.

Diol shrugs, "Selig onions fermented in Firel milk. A delicacy on our planet. Very good for the system."

"It's foul!" You inform him, "I can't drink this!"

He just shrugs, downing his drink and calling for another.

>Drink it
>Order a real drink damn it

>>38420748
Yeah but now he won't meet Vageta because raditz never guided them to earth cause they think he's dead.

>>38420749
"What you think you can out drink me!"
Proceed to drink it till we die or passout

>>38420762
I consider this to be a good thing. Also...

>>38420749
>Drink it

GRIT THOSE TEETH AND DRINK IT!

>>38420762
I'm sure he will still rock up because *plot*

>>38420775
Second

>>38420749
>>Drink it

>>38420785
If we did meet up with Vegeta and Nappa, who should we personally try going for? The dickbutt Prince, or Nappa, a well known and respected Saiyan General?

>>38420749
Contact someone to pick you up, and administer first aid

Then drink it.

Don't do weird alien drugs without medic present.

>>38420802
Honestly the more Sayins the better. If we could turn both of them it would only benefit us in the future.

>>38420749
Are we honestly going to let a non-saiyan out-drink us? We really should stop complaining, as well. Anger had it's place, but we're not a petulant child.

"To put mutual health and the death of tyrants."

>>38420802
Ghost Nappa

>>38420819
I was thinking more along the lines of who'd we personally invite into our bed. The girls can take the other one... Unless you mean we get both for ourselves?

>>38420841
Oh. I think Nappa is just too stupid to warrant our attention. One of the girls can have him. Vageta is an arrogant douche but he is an elite.

>>38420802
Nappa so we can make fun of his bald head and kiss it all over

>>38420749
>Drink it
Anything he can do, we can do!

>>38420841
> who'd we personally invite into our bed.

Risel and Teito

>>38420802
Pretty sure our character knows Nappa is about as bright as a box of rocks. I think we've said as much when leaving messages for him or some such but that was awhile ago.

>>38420841
Clearly we should keep the girls and Vegeta.

I just hope we've got the highest power level once he arrives.

>>38420841
>who'd we personally invite into our bed.
Risel and Teito obviously

>>38420853
>>38420868
>>38420878

Nappa is a Saiyan General, I doubt he's actually stupid when it comes to managing supply lines, troops, and other such things. He just can't keep his cool in a 1v1 fight due to getting cocky.

>>38420898
Fair point.

"Like HFIL I'm going to let some three eyed freak out drink me!" You sneer. "You down the bitter liquid in one long gulp, wincing as it hits your stomach, feeling your acids bubbling in a strange way. "Barkeep! ANOTHER!" You call.


You awaken in the street, an ache in your temples, with Raditz standing over you, the sky darkened behind him. "Uurrrrgchhh." You groan, sitting upright, feeling your stomach doing backflips. Diol is passed out a few metres away as well, legs propped up in the air by a bush that he presumably fell over backwards.

"Miss Kabuya? Are you awake?" Raditz asks.

You hold up a finger, leaning over to vomit into a bush. "Good Kais." You groan between expulsions. "What the hell do they put in their onions?"

"I don't know, but the barkeep said you tried to show off by growing a second tail by the time I got there. It was not graceful."

You don't want to think about the implications of that statement, setting about repressing the memory, as Diol grunts awake as well. "Ahhh, I feel great." He laughs, patting his stomach. "Nothing like a nice drunken episode to refresh your system."

A species of freaks. How utterly unsurprising

You float yourself upright, clutching your temples.

>Write in

>>38420898
>>38420906

On the other hand, he's what, fifteen years out of practice in anything but direct fight ?

Monkeys love onions tho

>>38420942
>>Write in

>"Well, there is something I'll never do again"

>"Thanks for the fun, Dio. Honnestly."

>>38420943
Against foes amazingly weaker than him. He has that kind of mind set on Earth because that's all he has been doing for the last fifteen years... Fighting complete mooks.

>>38420962

Yup. Rusty, complacent and cocky

Ah, great. Now the scat fetishists are gonna insist on the saiyan girls all growing second tails the next time they're all in bed together

>>38420942
Lets regroup on our ship. Diol, you're a warrior, I have a proposition for you. What do you say to testing your mettle by coming with us? We can burn whole cities to the ground, learn new techniques, reform the Sayin race... you'd ah... not be directly participating in that part of course, and conquer the universe.

>>38420942
"Thanks for the technique, Diol. What about the other guys that were at that arena? Especially the kid?"

>>38420979
and I will say no

>>38420973
Which can be easily changed. We beat the crap out of Nappa like we do Raditz, and eventually he'll become the Saiyan General we all knew and loved. Vegeta on the other hand, is kind of in the same boat... Just a bigger ego.

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>>38420942
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS RADITZ....

>>38420960
His name is Diol.
>>38420942
Lets find out if Teito learned that technique, and try to train with that kid I'd he's still around.

>>38420989
oh sweet baby goku, thanks

>>38420979
>Kabuya Mows the Space-Lawn

>>38421019

Yeah, Dial, that's what I said

>>38420960
>>38421002
>>38421019
I now can't stop imagining him being a bald four armed three eyed Dio.....Excuse me while i go look for my sides

alright, well this is a tad unclear sooooo

>Invite Diol onto the team
>Regroup at the ship
>Ask to train with that kid from the arena
>Other

>>38421090
>Regroup at the ship

>>38421090
>Invite Diol onto the team

>>38421090
>>Invite Diol onto the team

>>38421090
>>Ask to train with that kid from the arena

Guys we could learn more techniques!

>>38421090
> Find out if Teito has learned the solar flare
> Find that kid
> Offer an invitation to Diol

>>38421090
>Regroup at the ship

alrighty regroup at the ship and invite him onto the team

>>38420898
Saiyan tactics consisted of send people turn into monkeys smash all the things.

>>38421090
>Ask to train with that kid from the arena

>>38421256
Actually that was PTO tactics. We never saw real Saiyan military tactics at work.

Rubbing your temples and trying to maintain a modicum of your dignity, you clear your throat. "Lets regroup on our ship. Diol, you seem a proud warrior, so I have a proposition for you. What do you say to testing your mettle by coming with us?"

He looks surprised at that. "Huh. Going out into the stars eh? Hadn't ever thought of it.... Triclops aren't really a spacefaring people... not since the mass exodus and the colony attempts. But sure, why not." He walks over, clapping Raditz on the shoulder. "Howdy, names Diol."

The boy's scouter blinks offline for a second, then comes back on, causing him to gulp, presumably at the Triclops power level. "R-Raditz- sir."

The Triclops waves off the title, as you lead the way back to the ship. Surpringly, Risel and Teito are already back; Risel sifting through her reader again, typing away, while Teito sorts through her new store of mechanical items, monkey wrench in hand and installing something on the engines.

"Girls, I'm back!" You greet, your hangover mercifully fading quickly. Even the Shamoians bow from the deck as you lead them inside. "Girls this is Diol. A local warrior, who I've decided to invite along. He knows a couple of local techniques that I want you two to pick up as well."

They nod dutifully, smiling and greeting the new addition to the team, each checking his power level, even higher than yours and gaping.

"W-welcome aboard." Risel adds, before they split up, the girls returning to their work, Raditz raiding the fridge and the Shamoians showing Diol to a spare bedroom.

>Ask Risel if she learnt anything about the Solar Flare
>Ask Raditz if he turned up any information.
>Ask Teito what she was installing

>>38421374
>Ask Raditz if he's turned up any information

>>38421374
>Ask Raditz if he turned up any information.

>>38421374
>Ask Risel if she learnt anything about the Solar Flare
>Ask Raditz if he turned up any information.
>Ask Teito what she was installing
All the things. Or if we can only have one, ask Raditz. Time to learn techniques on the way to wherever we are going.

>>38421374

>So, kids, how was your day?

>Also, where are the other guys?

You follow Raditz to the fridge, reaching in past him and snagging a dehydrated leg of Klorfor. "So, find anything out about this brother of yours?" You prompt him.

He shakes his head, his mane of hair rustling about him. "Nothing, I'm afraid. All anyone wants to talk about once you take the topic off this planet is the Metamorans and the colonists they sent out a couple hundred years ago. Apparently they settled down on some backwater planet and got accustomed to life their, so they cut contact entirely. Apparently the locals believed they were the same race. Started calling them the Three Eyed Clan. They even interbred with them."

"Interbreeding? Disgusting." You chew you lip, "Hrrrm. Doesn't seem to help us though."

Raditz shakes his head. "All I want is to find Kakarot and teach him to be a Saiyan. He was a weak child, Kais knows if he was even able to dominate whatever backwood he was sent too."

>Write in

>>38421601
Well. Clearly we should drag another weak saiyan off whatever backwater hell hole they've found themselves on.

>>38421601
Guess we'll just have to search for the most backwater planets we can find.

>>38421601
>if he was even able to dominate whatever backwood he was sent too.
"Well, if he had bad luck, he might have landed on a planet where the average power level is 2000 or more. Or the locals have a way of amplifying their power. That seems to be a regular thing in this sector."

Then let's go talk with Risel.

>>38421601
>Three Eyed Clan
Oh the delicious irony of finding your goal and then discarding it.

What's an in character excuse to going and finding this backwater?

>>38421601
I'm sure he'll be fine by the time we reach him. Resilience seems to run in the family. Did you hear any other interesting things while you were out?

>>38421665
>"You said your brother was in the space boonies right? And this three eyed clan was also backwoods? Might as well start there."

>>38421601

>"Hey, most weak child were sent to weak places. Saiyan may be cruel and violent, but even the elite didn't like to waste people like that. Plus, if the one they sent lost to the local, it would have made them look weak."

>>38421601
There we go then. Voting this >>38421692

>>38421601
>BUCKLE UP, EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO TAU.

>>38421731
Tau?

Doesn't Diol have like, stuff he'd like to take care off before going on a space journey?

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>>38421747
He knows somethin'.

>>38421767
of course he probably does, not to mention we still haven't learned the Solar Flare from this planet.

It's players being retarded again.

>>38421797

Not to mention there is still the little dudes we have to wait or find.

>>38421601

Let's talk to Risel once we finish to speak with Raditz

>>38421797
>>38421822
To be fair, OP hasn't said we've taken off, just that we regrouped. From here we can let our group know what the go is and go learn Solar Flair.
Or not.

>>38421797
He's just a random fighter who fights for drinking money, and one of our girls went off to learn the Solar Flare. Then she's gonna flash us...with a Solar Flare...while mooning us...which will change us into an Oozaru.

>>38421855
>and one of our girls went off to learn the Solar Flare
She's back here, and we haven't even asked if she successfully learned it or not.

"Well hopefully he's a resilient one, like you. Til then we'll just have to keep searching backwoods planets for him."

Raditz nods, "Yeah. Thanks Kabu."

You wave it off. "We could always use more Saiyans onboard. The more the merrier, as the Klorfors used to say." You grin, biting into the leg. "Talk later boy."

You start to walk over to Risel, only for Diol to cut in. "I have a few things to take care of before we strike out. Don't leave the planet without me alright?" With that he runs off down the exit ramp, as the two Shamoians are climbing up, the younger one carrying Teito's grease streaked armour and pauldrons.

You collapse onto the couch next to Risel, sighing as the last of your hangover fades now you've got food in your system.

"Hey Kabu!" Risel greets cheefully, typing away at her keyboard. "What's up?"

>Write in

>>38421892
Welp I can grow extra limbs that provide a serious boost in power for one attack each. How about you? Learn that Solar Flare technique?

>>38421892
>On this planet, if you go kill things that kill birds, they'll wash your clothes.

>>38421892
>Groom Risel's hair some.

>>38422033
Second

fuck it, threads slowed down so going with all three

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>>38422051
All three you say?

>>38422051
Sorry man. Can only post when the lecturer is zoning out or checking his notes.

>>38422051
>>38422113
Similar boat, in a not very similar sense at all. Baking flapjacks is intensive work.

You shift yourself so that Risel lies backwards onto your lap slightly, running your fingers through her hair and grooming her locks a little, brushing them into presentability. "Did you know that if you kill a bird's predators on this planet they'll clean you up in public?"

Risel's eyes sparkle, "Awwww, cute! I'm going to note that down! She tabs out to another program, fingers a blur as she writes.

"I also learned how to grow extra limbs. Each one provides a huge boost in power, but only allows for one attack each." You tell her, gently teasing a knot out of her hair.

"Fascinating." Another blur of her fingertips. "I discovered the secret of the Solar Flare myself. An entirely non offensive move, but I think it could prove quite useful in escaping enemies that are stronger than us! I've just been writing up notes on it now, but if you want I can try to teach it to you?"

>Yes, now
>Check on Teito fist
>Other

>>38422170
>>Check on Teito fist
I'll check on Teito first, she should learn it as well. And Radditz I suppose.

>>38422170
>Yes, now

>>38422170
>Check on Teito fist
She should learn as well.

Playing Xenoverse. Space monkeying while Space monkeying.

>>38422170
>Check on Teito fist
So Risel can teach it to both of us at once.

>>38422170
Let's teach ewryone at same time later on.
>>Check on Teito fist

>>38422197
This. And the Solar Flare definitely seems like a Raditz kind of technique.

>>38422215
is that any good? im tempted by it, but the combat looks a little too Battle of Z-y and the price is fucking ridiculous in spider land

>>38422170
We should teach everyone at once. Check on Teito, then bring her and Raditiz to learn.

>>38422215
How is it?

>>38422241
He'd have to rename it though. Monday morning?

>>38422261
Thats pretty good as a name, that or "Hang over"

>>38422261

>Not calling it Sunday Fair

>>38422261
>Monday morning?
YES.

>>38422246
It's my favorite DBZ game but I don't really play fighters or anything, I just have fun.

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>>38422170
>Check on Teito fist
>Teito fist
>fist
Well that bodes well.

>>38422296
$70 down here, so expensive for something that could possibly suck. It looks fun though and yeah... I think I'll pirate it first to try it out.

>>38422246
>>38422261
I played the battle of Z demo and hated it wouldn't pick up the game.

Xenoverse so far is the best Z game I've ever played. The combat still feels solid even with group battles.

Quick time isn't in the game. If a move does something it does it.

Beams hit the stronger one wins no smashing the sticks like a retard. You smash someone away in a fight and chase after them at high speed? You do that. No PRESS CIRCLE! TRIANGLE! Shit.

Health is as it always was.

KI can be spent on special attacks

Stamina is now what controls your guard/teleport out of the combo that's fucking your day/guard break.

For 70$ though.. Eh I'd say play it torrented first or bother a friend who has it.

Might be able to stream a bit or something from my PS4 if you're interested.

>>38422348
A stream would be cool, just to get an idea.

You hold a finger up, telling her to wait. "Hang on I'll go check on Teito." You quickly fly out the ramp, reaching Teito, still tinkering with the engine, floating upside down in the air.

"Hey Kabu." She grunts, twisting something in place. "We taking off or something? Cos this can be continued any time."

"No, I thought Risel and I could share techniques we learned on the planet and..." You pause, watching as she flips several switches about, "What are you doing up there?"

She grins, smiling down at you. "I'm hooking up my new project to the engine core." She flips rightside up and gives you a thumbs up, attempting to wipe a grease stain of her cheek and only succeeding in getting it all the way down to her chin. "I made a weapons system for the ship. Haven't tested it out yet, but I think it might be able to take down any vessel of equal or lesser size... providing we can hit them."

>Seems a cowardly weapon, when we could fight ourselves!
>Other

>>38422348
isnt the health bar really tiny in this one? i'm used to the multiple health bars from boudakai, tenkaichi and raging blast

>>38422463
Excellent, I look forward to hearing more about it later, for now come learn this new technique.

>>38422487
Second

>>38422463
How much power it takes, and can it overheat, or explode when hit?

Also how strong is it? No point in puting up weaker than our ki blasts.

>>38422477
Health bar.. is a stat. You make a custom character and level that shit. I've seen people with tiny ones and I've seen massive ones. Some bosses have HEUG across the screen and filled twice.

>>38422463
>is it powered by the ship or our ki?

>>38422463
>Other
Assuming it works, useful. Now, get in the training room, we're learning new techniques. Now to find the boy...

>>38422463
>Other
"Sounds useful. But first, gotta learn this technique."

>>38422463
>Cool, get Raditz and come to the training room.

>>38422522
well if you wanna stream on ps4 ill check it out

telling her to head to the training room it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCfOSoVeCps

"Cool and useful. Good work Teito, now head on up to the training room." She snaps to a salute for a second, before running off with a grin. "And take Raditz with you!" You call after her.

You float upwards and slam the hatch she'd left open shut and follow her up, before heading back up to the ship, meeting your three students, looking expectantly at you.

"What should we learn first?" Teito asks. "Risel says she has some blinding thing. But you know how to give us a power boost!" Her words get more excited as she talks about the Four Witches technique, while Raditz looks to Risel thoughtfully.

>Four Witches
>Solar Flare

Either way, roll 1d1000- 150

>>38422696
Seems like some sever problems and grinding issues. Choosing who your master is might restrict moves. Decent world, interesting take on it, grindy as heck for some stuff due to random drops.

Right I've tried posting this like four times. 4chan thinks it's spam.

Twitch.tv

//shadowduder54

Put the //shadowduder54 at the end of the twitch tv and the shit should work.


I can make a new guy or play as old ones or whatever.

Rolled 450 + 150 (1d1000 + 150)

>>38422798
>Four Witches

Rolled 353 + 150 (1d1000 + 150)

>>38422798
>Solar Flare

Rolled 506 + 150 (1d1000 + 150)

>>38422798
>Solar Flare
You'll get more mileage out of this one

>>38422798
>Four Witches

Rolled 241 + 150 (1d1000 + 150)

>>38422798
>Four Witches

Rolled 548 - 150 (1d1000 - 150)

>>38422798

>>38422868
>>38422798
Oops, meant >Solar Flare

Rolled 634 + 150 (1d1000 + 150)

>>38422798
"I'll teach anyone the Four Witches technique who had learned the Solar Flare. I'll be fairly useful if we get into a fight we can't win, to reposition, or to get a free hit in."
I don't think subtraction works, chuckles.

Rolled 669 (1d1000)

>>38422798
>Four Witches

>>38422798
>Four Witches

>>38422807
Choosing your master doesn't restrict moves you grind em' for a bit get their shit move on. You can drop/take them back up at any time

>>38422892
iirc you have to put +-150, because it only recognizes the + as an operation and the - as a value.

Rolled 103 - 150 (1d1000 - 150)

>>38422798

four witches with a best score of 350

oh boy

Rolled 433 - 150 (1d1000 - 150)

>>38422798
>Solar Flare

>>38423045
Well our waifus have arms coming out of their anal passages now, I guess.

>>38422246
TFS is doing a playthrough if you want an example. they have two videos up so far, following the adventures of 'Dumplin'.

You strut in front of them. "Now it's not hard kids. I mastered it on my first attempt. All you have to do it... focus ki in your shoulder blades, clear your mind and push it outwards, imagining a limb is there. Got it?"

They all nod nervously and start to gather their power, yelling as their auras start to flare in small wisps of energy.

Then a clusterfuck resounds through the room. Risel, upon trying to release her energy, instead fires it out of her hands, blasting straight down through the floor, which also launches her upwards, slamming her into the roof.

Teito's attempt causes her to launch a colossal blast from her mouth, which slams into the gravity field generator, exploding it in a massive short out. The unexpected loss of gravity sends you stumbling, face first into single the patchy ghost like arm that phases in and out of sight just over Raditz' shoulder.

You collide jaw first with the arm as it curls upright, on the perfect trajectory to punch you in the mouth.

The blow sends you sailing backwards into the other direction, hitting the wall cruelly and bouncing off onto the cold steel wall.

"Ouchie." Risel grunts, as she collapses back to the floor, having fallen off the roof.

"That was.... terrible." Teito adds. "The gravity fields shot to hell.... sorry about that..." She adds, curling the tip of her tail between her fingertips, a habit she picked up to subconsciously express embarrassment.

>What do?

>>38422246

The last DBZ fighting game I played was Budokai 3. I generally suck at fighting games and avoid them like the plague.

It is an extremely solid game. Story mode is legit fun, and it's full of little things that make it great. On a mission to fight Nappa, he freaked out because I was a Frieza race dude. When I got perfect cell as my mentor, he told me to think of him as a distant relative because he had Frieza's cells in him. When I did a mission and got max ranking, he told me that "I'd totally hug you, if that was a thing I did." My inner fanboy was enraptured the entire time.

It's solid, but grindy if you want certain special items.

>>38423390
We might've lost gravity, but it looks like someone picked up a nifty new move.

Mouth blasts aren't a thing she did before, did she?

>>38423390
Get parts and repair.

Also get stronger gravity fields for training.

>>38422832
You stop streaming because you suck?

>>38423390
*sigh* Looks like we're staying a while longer for repairs. Let's hold off on the Four Witches for now and try the Solar Flare.

>>38423390
>grouch about this
>compliment Raditz on the best punch he's ever thrown.
> let's eat snd get started on repairs

>>38423506
Well I won't deny that I suck. However! I stopped streaming because some one bitched about no demo. So I sent them a share play dealy. Let's them play the game.

>>38423510
Oops, forgot the quotations.

>>38423390
>Raditz, you're in the lead.

>>38423511
>during repairs we upgrade gravity field to get to train in beyond 100x gravity.

>>38423390
"Raditiz, you're in the lead. That was an interesting technique, though, Risel, although it did just cost us our gravity generator."

>>38422215
>playing filthy unwashed space monkey peasant
>not glorious freezy pop master race

>>38423390

Seconding >>38423740 >>38423511
>>38423617

>>38423772
I have a Freeza guy that I switched to for a bit. Apparently Share play works at the main menu but not anywhere else. So the actual "Playing" to be shared is blocked.

>>38423824
thanks sony

>>38423851
http://ps4daily.com/2015/02/xenoverse-remote-play/

Namco Bandai actually.

>>38423851
Well Chuckles should you ever purchase the game I'd be happy to fuck up trying to kill Freeza with you.

You sigh in irritation, "Well.. guess we're stuck here until we get this fixed." You turn to Raditz, "Oh and good work, that was the best punch you've ever thrown boy."

He nods, his perpetual scowl lessening a few degrees, as Teito steps forward. "Thanks to my little shopping spree, we don't even have to leave... I can restore it to it's condition with the parts I have on board. We just won't have any onboard gravity if we head into space."

Risel giggles, nudging Teito in the ribs, bouncing a few times on the spot and winking at her significantly. Teito rolls her eyes, "I'm sure you would like that, yes. But it's not your decision Ris." She steps forward, looking closer into the tangle of wires, the technology beyong even you.

Teito scratches her grease slick cheek again staring into the chips and circuitry. "Actually... I think I can even get this thing running over capacity.... up to 500 times Vegetan gravity. But..." She trails off.

"What?" You ask, stepping over to the smoldering tech.

Teito looks down, drawing a circle on the floor with the tip of her boot. "If we do that, then the engine won't have any energy left to divert to my weapons system. I spent weeks perfecting it."

>Keep the weapons
>More gravity
>Other?

>>38424070
>So we'll just divert the energy to the weapons system when it's time to use them.

>>38424070
>More gravity
MORE MEANS MORE!

WORST CASE SCENARIO WE'LL GET OUT AND SHOOT!

>>38424070
>Keep the weapons

>>38424070
ask her if she can come up with an easy way to quickly divert power when necessary

>>38424070
Ask about this
>>38424114

>>38424070
"How quickly can we divert power from one to another, and how difficult would it be to make a better reactor to power both?"

>>38424070
"Can't we just, you know? Have both? Use the power for whichever makes more sense at the time?"

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is this an acceptable art for Kabu?
or are we going with Plagues third saiyan women with the dumblr haircut?

if not post qt saiyan girls to pick the best one

>>38424190
We could draw 80s hairstyles from a hat?

>>38424070
Can you make a switch?

Power both, and just turn off the unnecessary one, when using other.

>>38424070
>GRAVITY BEAMS, those weaklings won't know what hit them! Teito, see if you can make something that increases another ship's internal gravity temporarily!

>>38424070
>Other?
Buys the extra parts so we can have both.

>>38424070
Think you can whip up something so we can change whether we want to direct power to weapons OR the enhanced gravity system?

>>38424190
Possibly, although I'm not sure if it fits.

The third saiyan has a different personality compared to Kabuya, just to remind you. Also, the hair was ironically better in it's first version, despite being kinda shit. She's /a/'s waifu anyways.

>>38424259
This could also be a great idea for later.

>>38424304
I thought /co/ helped with the third one.

>>38424357
Actually, you're right, it was /co/. I think he had block pretty bad, or he wouldn't have asked for it.

>>38424070

>Keep the weapon

>But we'll buy the parts for gravity, and some kind of additional generator

You stop to consider. "Could you... make a switch or something? Only have one working at a time, make it easy to go between high gravity and weapons, but put one in rest mode when the others on?"

She stops messing with the wires, scratching her skull. "It... might be doable. It might also fry the whole system if we try to do it." She pauses, glancing at your frown, then breaking out into a laugh. "Heh, sorry, little joke. It should do fine. It'll just take a lot more work to do." She makes shooing gestures. "So if you could all leave me to my work, that would be appreciated." She quickly dashes out, grabbing a crate of parts and tools and lugging them into the training room.

You flip over the back of the couch and lean back into it, Risel jumping over and cuddling into your side, Raditz stalks off to his room.

Risel nuzzles her head against your ribs. "Sorry we couldn't pick it up Kabu. And that we busted everything." She reaches out for the reader, laying her head back in your lap and starting to type.

Behind you, Diol waves as he enters, heading for the room he was allotted earlier, a small pack slung over his shoulder.

The Shamoians grunt from the small laundry area, desperately scrubbing at Teito's still dirty armour.

>What do

>>38424534
"That had better be spotless before take-off or else you'll both be fed to the birds!"

>>38424534
Ask Teito if you should go get parts for her.

Because we don't want to get stranded, because we ran out of spare parts.

Also check out market for cool space tech.

Maybe get like hyper strength nipple clamps, whip or new dress?

How much space money we have/can quickly get?

>>38424534
>Go out drinking again?

>>38424534
Ask Risel about the Solar Flare, and if she had come across any indications that the Metamoreans were a violent race before we had come here.

>>38424683
We'll get spare parts from testing out her weapons, it's the saiyan method.

>>38424534
>Humm happily at the prospect of 500x gravity training.

>>38424702
And we test the weapons by having them shoot us! It's the Saiyan way!

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>>38424702
Fine. But the other part still stands.
We still need to visit alien sex shop.

Anal probes all around!

>>38424799
>space monkey tail

>>38424683
>Hyper strength nipple clamps.
Gotta train those weak tails. and the perky saiyan nipples

>>38424683
>>38424799
It's probably aphrodisiac eyedrops or something.

>>38424865
We should use hot wax to epilate our tail for training.

>>38424959
HEY GUYS, SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE A RAT AMONG US

>>38424959
>Hairless tail
What the fuck are you some kind of freak?

well this is also unclear as fuck, so

>Go out shopping
>Get drunk again
>Ask about Solar Flare an metamorans
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>Ask about Solar Flare an metamorans
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>>Go out shopping

Alien sex shop!

>>38425072
>Get drunk and try to learn the hidden technique: Lunar Flare

>>38425072
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>Get Diol to help us train our tail.

>>38425072
>Quiet time with Risel
Best time

>>38425072
>Ask about Solar Flare an metamorans

>>38425072
>Ask about Solar Flare an metamorans
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>Quiet time with Risel

>>38425072
>Fusion this choice!
>Shopping at an alien sex shop with Risel!

You stretch out, leaning over the back of the couch, scratching Risel's scalp as she works.

She cranes her head into it, making a small noise as you gently massage her head.

"So... this Solar Flare thing. How's it work? I won't try it out, but tell me the general idea to it."

She clucks her tongue, thinking, the rhythmic tapping of her keyboard never breaking. "Welllll, you hold your hands to either side of your face, bend at the knees and focus your energy to the point just between your eye. But you don't want it to be fuelled by anger, you want to be not thinking offensively... or that's what they said anyways.. I don't know, it seemed weird to me too."

You run your tongue over one of your fangs, stretching out a little more. "Listen.... did you find out any history on the Metamorans while we were there? Any stuff about them being agressively warlike?"

You feel her shrug, your head bent over the back of the couch. "No more than any other races really, much less than Saiyans. They defended the sector space they claimed as their own, but mostly they just stock to cultural imperialism rather than... actual imperialism." She finishes a little weakly.

The tapping on her keyboard ceases, and you hear it being placed on the table.

Risel curls up slightly, rolling onto her side, head tucked into stomach now. "Mmm. Comfy. Can I nap on you Kabu?"

>Sure, I could use a rest too.
>Actually, I have too...

>>38425568
>Sure, I could use a rest too.

>>38425568
Do you want to go shopping instead?

We should get some training tools, and maybe some knick knacks. Hair braids maybe?

>>38425568
>Sure, I could use a rest too.
To be awoken by crushing gravity fluctuations.

>>38425568
>Actually, I have too...
Train! And bring Diol with you. And Raditz. Diol most likely has more knowledge of ki-stuff and could help training up that power boost thing of Raditz's.

Return to Risel after training.

>>38425568
>Sure, I could use a rest too.
Resting when you get a chance is important.

>>38425568
>Sure, I could use a rest too.

>>38425568
>Sure, I could use a rest too

>>38425568
>>Sure, I could use a rest too.
>We'll go shopping again tomorrow

>>38425568
Tell the Shamoians that the birds outside can help with cleaning armor and the like, then get some rest.

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You nod. "Sure dear. I could use a rest too."

You grab a pillow, tuck it under your neck and relax. You bark an order at the Shamoians to dim the lights in the main cabin and they hurry to oblige.

With a sigh, you lean back, Risel's head warm on your lap. At some point, in the darkness of the room, you awaken just enough to feel another head resting on the remaining part of your leg. By the weight of the head and texture of the hair, you know it's Teito, likely exhausted from working on the ship all day.

You submerge yourself back in the dark depths of sleep, enjoying a chance to sleep so comfortably.

You jolt awake to a hand shaking you roughly.

Blinking, your head jolts up and around. You can hear Teito back at work and Risel typing in another room, but Raditz and Diol stand in front of you. "I've been talking to our native friend here." Raditz informs you, nodding to Diol.

He clears his throat. "Uh yes. I hear you know of the so called "Three Eyed Clan"? Well, they colonised a small planet, a couple light years away. Small thing, mostly blue. Average power level there was around 3-5. Our people were giants among them until they interbred."

Raditz nods snapping his fingers. "Don't you think this all sounds familiar? His planet and the planet Kakarot was sent to? Small, weak natives and mostly blue in uncharted space. What did you say it's name was?"

Diol scratches his head, just above his third eye. "Something along the lines of.... Ee-Arth?"

>End of Episode 9

>>38426144
Nice thread, Chuckles.

>>38426144
Haha! Time for Earth.

>>38426144
Thanks for running Chuckles.

Thanks for the thread!

>>38426144
Thanks for running, Chuckles.

>>38426194
>>38426430
>>38426356
thanks for playing

feel free to waifu war or post saiyan girls or make fun of raditz or whatever it is you do once i go to bed, ill archive this shit then sleep

>>38426494
Gonna consider xenoverse?

>>38426515
Risel a best waifu. The end.

>>38426515
Chuckles, Raditiz is Saiyan-Wally, isn't he?

>>38426515
I'll feel free to be amused by the size of Goku's justice when we go there and act as usual.

His head injury made him a Saint, a Buddha, and a genius of training and hard work.

Put him within a few feet of someone or something stronger...and he'll close the gap quickly because its FUN for him.

>>38426564
presumably if its light years away and we light speed travel there, we'll be getting there around the canon time raditz arrived

imagine pre raditz goku trying to fucking fight someone as strong as vegeta

>>38426604
>we show up after cells awoken
>goku, having never met raditz, vegeta or frieza gets curb stomped completely
>no trunks to come fix everything
>just kabu, risel teito and raditz vs the adroids and cell

>>38426604
It depends on how we treat the world when we land.

They lack space travel, and we give no shits being so much stronger than everything.

...and we may be bad at restraint.

>>38426604

Or everything happening as it did. Bu instead of Raditz getting skewered, one of the group speeds in and bats away Piccolo's attack.

>>38426673
hell with the training we're giving raditz, he might even be able to tank the hit from piccolo

>>38426641
Actually, if we train at 500g, we might have Namek-on-Earth.

>>38426726
Umm we are going to be training on 500 vg, that is 5000g,

>>38426726
inb4 edgy anons vote to kill goku and piccolo
then popo steps in and wrecks our shit

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so, how likely is it that we'll be defeated by the world's greatest martial artist?

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so are the girls gonna keep the monkey dick to themselves or soil the purity of the Saiyan race?

>>38427000
Well he is a great looking man. Vadel half saiyan when?

>>38427053
No idea yet. Too early to tell.

>>38427000
Zero. He never loses to people who use magic tricks or smoke and mirrors to win.

>>38426641
Well without the data from the Nappa/Vegeta fight the Androids won't be as powerful, and Cell wouldn't even have the cells of the Frieza race.

guys.... we could kill chi chi

We should totally fight Suppaman(/Sourman) when we get to earth. He can even go super sayan.

>>38427211
I figured if we really wanted Goku for ourself or one of the girls we'd challenge her to a fight. If she was mad enough she'd accept and then we'd floor her and drag goku off to space.

>>38427297
>goku just goes for bulma instead

so guys we'll turn super saiyan when Frieza kills Risel right?

>>38427456
That won't happen. You're a bad person. Stop. No. Can't hear you.

>>38427534
what about when teito?

>>38426950
Yeah, I can't wait to meet Po-po.

>>38427534
what about when Risel leaves kabu for yamcha?

>>38427568
THEY WILL ALL BE FINE EVERYONE IS FINE FOREVER THE END.

>>38427689
We kill Yamcha. It was a horrible accident. A feral "tREe" mauled him.

>>38427771
But do you not remember anon? There are anons playing this game who have revealed suffering to be their fetish?

Guys, what about Devilman? He took out King Cold in a thing like it was nothing!