Remind me how many actions we get with confidence now? ...5?

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>38408477
>> Make Tea
>> Have breakfast
>> Meditate/Enter Mental Palace
>> Go talk to your captain (Wish her a happy birthday)
>> Go talk to Kisuke

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>38408477
>Make Tea
> Go talk to your captain (Wish her a happy birthday)
With some tea of course.

>>38408537
Yep 5.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>make tea
>>mystery box
>>Mental Palace
>> Go talk to your captain (Wish her a happy birthday)
>> Go talk to Kisuke

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>38408477
>Meditate/Enter Mental Palace
> Go talk to your captain (Wish her a happy birthday)
> Go talk to Kaname
> Go talk to Kisuke
> Go talk to Rose
Talk to everyone!

>tfw when no gunning for the Mystery Box immediately

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>38408631
Shit didn't notice it down there at the bottom.

>>38408604
Switching Kaname for mystery box

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>>38408631
It is pretty confusing.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>38408477
>>> Make Tea
>> Read some books
>> Mystery Box
>> Have breakfast
>> Go talk to your captain (Wish her a happy birthday)

Right, going to check on some chili, then doing a vote count and writing.

>>38408477
>> Read some books
>> Mystery Box

>>38408537
Honestly I don't like it, it makes our actions seem to disjointed.

So this is what I have.
>>Make Tea
>> Mystery Box
>> Wish Captain Happy Birthday
>> Go talk to Kisuke
>> Read Books

Is this what you guys want?

>>38409064
Yes

>>38409040
Yeah, I take your point. It's a little jarring to get a sentence update for each vote.

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Hey look, it's time for ImproAizen Quest

>>38409064
I can dig it.

>>38409064
sounds about right,

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>>38409075
Actually that's largely because I had to use the tablet and the internet was crappy. Now that the computer works kind of I can actually further the story.

You get up from bed and walk to the kitchen. You put a kettle on and make some of the good tea you just got. After some minutes of cooking you feel it course through your veins and it feels amazing. You feel ready to take on the rest of the day and whatever the commander general thinks he can throw at you.
>> +5 to all rolls today.

>>MYSTERY BOX
You get changed take a brief shower and spruce up a bit, putting on some cologne that apparently was given to you along with several other presents from soul reapers for what you did. You look at some of the books and then smile"I have the perfect gift for you taicho." taking a book out of your collection. (VOTE ON WHICH BOOK) "I bet you don't have a book like this." You say and begin walking over to your captains office where the light is on. Which means she slept their last night. Again. She does this waaaayy tooo often. You walk through the office and knock on the door. You hear a brief commotion as your captain comes to the door with messy hair and a tired look. "Sosuke, what time is it?" She asks. "

Captain it's about 0600" You say causing her to shake her head. "I guess I passed out trying to do more work on the soul pill. I even managed to modify the soul pill, but I think it will take some time before it can get massively manufactured." She says rubbing her eyes. You smile and look at her "I know you are going to be busy tomorrow so I brought you my present for you. Happy birthday Kirio." You say. She smiles and hugs you as you pass her the book. "Could you make me some of that good tea?" She asks. "Always." You say pulling out a can.

1/2

>>38410523
where is aizen sheet?

>>38410523
I'm thinking use reishi creation to reproduce a book about sciency kidoey stuff. I forget what we had in our collection though.

>tablet
Ah, fair, keep up the good work then

>>38410523
You make some tea for the captain and she smiles as she prepares it for you. "Thanks Sosuke, today is going to be a big enough pain without all the work I need to do. Tomorrow is going to be crazy. I am going to need to spend my entire birthday at the spa if I want to stay sane." She says causing you to let out a little chuckle as you serve some to her. You sit down and she smiles. "So I heard that the debrief went well. Apparently Capain Ukitake thought that your briefing was well done." She says. "So I am sure you want to know about the captain selection meeting in a few hours, would you like some advice?" She asks pouring a second cup for you and her.

>> What do I need to say to the captain commander
>> Is there any recommendations you have for me on the tests
>> Should I bring up any 'hidden' skills I may have?
>> Who is going to be on the council?
>> What was your tests like?
>> How long is it going to last if there are three others taking?
>> How does this work? It seems like it could be dangerous.
>> Write in

>>38410618
Coming right up after I am done cooking in addition to this.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>38410722
>>> What do I need to say to the captain commander
>> Is there any recommendations you have for me on the tests
>> Should I bring up any 'hidden' skills I may have?
>> Who is going to be on the council?
>> How does this work? It seems like it could be dangerous

>>38410722
>Should I bring up any 'hidden' skills I may have?
>Who is going to be on the council?
>What was your tests like?
>How long is it going to last if there are three others taking?
No asking direct advice, we aer Aizen and will can do it under our own steam.

>>38410722
>> What do I need to say to the captain commander
>> Is there any recommendations you have for me on the tests
>> Who is going to be on the council?
>> What was your tests like?
>> How long is it going to last if there are three others taking?
>> How does this work? It seems like it could be dangerous.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>38410789
Fergit mah rohl

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>38410789
This. Aizen is still crafty and runs under his own power.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>38410722
>> Is there any recommendations you have for me on the tests
>> Who is going to be on the council?
>> What was your tests like?
>> How long is it going to last if there are three others taking?
>> How does this work? It seems like it could be dangerous.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>38410722
>> Is there any recommendations you have for me on the tests
>> Who is going to be on the council?
>> Should I bring up any 'hidden' skills I may have?
>> How long is it going to last if there are three others taking?
>>write in
"You won't need to spend your entire birthday at the spa if you get a few hours with me."

>>38410923
Good ol' flirty Aizen.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>All our delicately laid plans come to naught
>We are caught and tried for our 'crimes'
>They imprison us forever
>But take us out daily to massage everyone because HOLEEEEYYY SHEEEEIIT are we good at them

>>38411004

>Someone goes to investigate the Central 46
>realize that they all speak with the same voice
>Everyone stands, revealing themselves to be Aizen.
>Investigator runs to tell his captain.
>Captain is Aizen
>Runs away
>Looks in the mirror
>is Aizen
>just as planned

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Rolled 57, 57 = 114 (2d100)

>>38411004
Exile is possible this chapter if fuck up. Unless of course it's Aizen getting exiled by Aizen who is actually Aizen disguised as Gin

"Captain, I have a few questions before I do my rounds." You say and she nods. "First off I am worried about who is going to be on this council test, and how long it may be." You ask her and she gets up. "That information would be confidential." She says getting up causing a paper which was under her arm to gently glide to you on accident, which has a schedule and list of examiners- which include captain unohana, captain shihohen, captain yammamoto, captain ukitaki, captain kuchki and captain mugaruma. It also has a time block listed of 2 hours for each of the four. You being in the first slot.

"What was your test like?" You ask. And she looks at you with a deathly look as she sits down. "I had to demonstrate my most powerful Kido technique, my most powerful attack with my shikai and bankai and I had to demonstrate all mastery of combat to the captain commander. He felt I would make a good captain." She says then starting to look happy. "Be warned, you will need to give them everything you got do not hold back. Be Strong Sosuke." She says. You nod at that. "If that's the case, any 'hidden' skills I should be" Your captain shakes her head. "If anyone knows that you can do that, it would immediately reveal too much." She says and you nod. "Thank you captain, I am sure you have much to do today. If there is anything you need let me know." You say and before you can leave she wraps her arms around you. "I need you to do good today. I need you to do better than anyone there." She says. "It shall be." You say.

You walk towards Kisuke Urahara's Apartment which is near the maggots nest.

Roll 2d100

Rolled 70, 12 = 82 (2d100)

>>38411544

Rolled 82, 29 = 111 (2d100)

>>38411544

Rolled 51, 70 = 121 (2d100)

>>38411544
Go Aizen!

>>38411544
May my sacrifices see us through.

Rolled 9, 58 = 67 (2d100)

>>38411544

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>38411620
huh looks like i din't roll.

Rolled 61, 35 = 96 (2d100)

>>38411544

Rolled 71, 69 = 140 (2d100)

>>38411544

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As you approach the apartment you sense someone watching you. Multiple Someones. One is not as strong as you, so it doesn't worry you. One of them feels like Soi Fon. The other, seems strange, it doesn't even seem- Shinigami. Shit. You feel it pulse. You are not eve sure what the hell it is, besides not Shinigami or Hollow It doesn't seem to notice that you notice it.

Your response? You only have time for one (Unless you unsheathe your zanpakto then you can do it.)

>> Call out to Soi Fon, see if she senses it too.
>> Go get Urahara. Tell him about it.
>> Confront it
>> Ignore it go talk to Kisuke
>> Fire some kido right next to it to scare it off.

>>38411950
And by do it, you can do up to three.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>38411950
>> Call out to Soi Fon, see if she senses it too.
>> Confront it
>> Fire some kido right next to it to scare it off.

Soi fon bring science guy

>>38411950
> Call out to Soi Fon, see if she senses it too.

>>38411950
>Confront it
Let's just Aizen this. It'll be more impressive to our commanders too

>>38411950
>>> Go get Urahara. Tell him about it.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>38411950
>Confront it

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>38411950
>> Call out to Soi Fon, see if she senses it too.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>38411950
>> Confront it
Aizen has to Aizen

Char Sheet for ya all!
http://pastebin.com/d4yKXgte

>> Confront it

You are Sosuke Aizen.
You turn towards the strange reiatsu. You rush towards it. It now realizes not only that you sense it, but it starts to retreat. You catch a glimpse as it moves fast. It looks like a Quincy darting back.

>> Pursue it
>> Report it
>> Go back to Kisuke's

>>38412622
>> Report it
Via hell butterfly
>> Go back to Kisuke's

>>38412622
Oh snap!
You guys have 30 xp currently!

>>38412622
>Pursue THE FUCK OUT OF IT

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>38412622
>> Pursue it

>>38412622
>> Pursue it

>>38412622
hey anons should we try to buy the 30xp [???]?

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

Pursue it
SPECIAL EVENT UNLOCKED: CONTACT

He retreats. You follow. He darts around, and goes further towards the rukongi as the dawn light appears over the horizon. After he gets towards what is clearly the worst part of the rukongi, he looks at you then sees a bunch of rough looking types sleeping. He smiles, kicks them awake shoots arrows of light randomly from a crossbow and takes off towards the sky. Causing them to awaken. He then smiles back at you as the rough types look extremely pissed off.

He then fires again.

Your move, but only choose two.

>> Dodge it, ignore the ruffians, continue pursuit on foot
>> Shoot his ass down with kido tell the ruffians that he woke them up
>> Fly up and knock him down
>> Tell one of the nearby people to inform the nearby shinigami of what is going on
>> Write in

>>38412979
>>> Dodge it, ignore the ruffians, continue pursuit on foot
>> Tell one of the nearby people to inform the nearby shinigami of what is going on

>>38412979
>> Fly up and knock him down
Aizen don't take no shit

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>38412979
>> Dodge it, ignore the ruffians, continue pursuit on foot
>> Shoot his ass down with kido tell the ruffians that he woke them up

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>38412979
>>> Dodge it, ignore the ruffians, continue pursuit on foot
>>> Fly up and knock him down

>>38412979
>Use an illusion to make him think he's upside down such that he changes direction and ends up coming back to you.
>Use illusions to make the ruffians fight things that aren't you, or indeed really there

Alright it seems we have a lot of people wanting to dodge. Roll. Beat a 77.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>38413170

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>38413170

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>38413170

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>38413170
did i dew gud

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>38413170
Gotta go fast

>>38413204
Praise the Dew! And do it!

>>38413201
woot
>>38413204
mother fucking double woot

>>38413204
you did good son. You did real good.

>>38413204
That'll do, pig, that'll do.

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>>38413204
Yes.

99+5+5= 109
SPEC CRIT

NEW OPTIONS UNLOCKED

>> Negate the energy attack entirely
>> Reverse the energy bolt fired back at the quincy
>> Dodge into clone speed shunpo

>>38413314
>> Negate the energy attack entirely

You guys also do not have to do one of the new options if you do not wish and just stick with the dodge.

>>38413314
Shit, I dunno. All those sound good.

>>38413314
>Any chance we can speed past it and dropkick the motherfucker?

>>38413419
Sure! Write in's are encouraged, if others vote, also it will activate the write in bonuses.

>>38413314

>>38413419
This seems good to me, do it.

>>38413444
Make it so trip fag with trips.

>>38413419
Why the fuck not?
Or we could pull the whole block with one finger tip thing.

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>>38413444
Aww Yiss.

>>38413513
you rolled to dodge, not to block. If it was to block you could have done just that.

>>38413314
>dodge into clone speed shunpo

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Write in Bonus!

You ignore the ruffians around you. You dart into the sky passing by a bolt that was fired at you at speeds far greater than the slow almost oafishly moving quincy. At least compared to you when you fly. You zoom past him and he didn't even notice. Huh. Time to show off.

As the Quincy begins his attack you smash him into the ground below with a swift kick. There is a large cloud of dust as you pursue him to the ground. You then look upon him.

>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all
>> Attack the Quincy (Write in what)
>> Call for back up
>> Interrogate the quincy
>> Write in

>>38413937
>> Interrogate the quincy
>> Write in
Somewhere where no one can see us

>>38413937
>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all

>>38413937
>>38413969
What this guy said. The quincy already know way too much about us.
By the way, is Soi Fon still following us Taman?

>>38413937
>>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all
>> Interrogate the quincy

>>38414003
Roll if you want to know.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>38414028

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>38414028
Okey diddley okio

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>38414028
Let's not reveal the Kubo

>>38414079
You sense that she is still following you. But she seems more concerned than normal.

>>38413937
>capture quincy
>send to kisuke
>watch bach get 30 kinds off assmad out of this deal.

>>38414120
Well shit. Can't exactly interrogate him quietly without her getting suspicious. Gonna root for just killing the quincy.

>>38414120
>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all
To make her at ease

>>38414120
>>38413937
>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all

>>38414204
>>38414123
>>38414228
But this has a solid chance to reveal shit we did in hueco mundo.

Alright. I say we attempt to kill the quincy, and if he doesn't put up much resistance, create an illusion for Soi Fon that shows us fighting the quincy, with us defeating him fairly easily, but not like we just killed the motherfucker while he lays on the ground.

>>38413937
>> Capture the Quincy, bring him to Kisuke- he is a warden after all
>> Call for back up

>>38414286
I second this, but instead of an illusion of us fighting the quincy, replace that with the reality of us going balls deep into Yoruichi, her going full ahegao and offering us every hole her body has to offer.

>>38414658
Scruffy seconds.

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You quickly do a binding kido. And use part of his fancy outfit to gag his mouth. "C'mon on Quincy were going on a little trip." You say grabbing him by the neck and flying towards the maggots nest. You then land right next to Kisuke's door.

And Knock. "Who is it~!" Kisuke says in a jolly tone. Huh. "Kisuke it's me." You say. "Oh Sosuke I was just" He opens the door and looks at the quincy on the ground then at you. "Umm Sosuke, I don't know what you heard about me, but I am not into that sort of thing." He says in a humorous tone.

>> Kisuke, this quincy was doing reconnaissance, I caught him, we need a place to put him
>> Kisuke I was going to come here to hang out, but this quincy had to ruin it for me
>> So Soi Fon was following me and I was about to make some smooth remark, and this guy had to interrupt the moment
>> Kisuke, this guy was causing trouble in the roukongai and I am fairly certain his sorry ass is a quincy.
>> Write in

>>38414915
>> So Soi Fon was following me and I was about to make some smooth remark, and this guy had to interrupt the moment

>>38414915
>Kisuke I was going to come here to hang out, but this quincy had to ruin it for me
>Turn around and invite Soi Fon in whilst we're at it

>>38414943
>>38414915

>Kisuke I was going to come here to hang out, but this quincy had to ruin it for me
>Turn around and invite Soi Fon in whilst we're at it

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>38414915
>So Soi Fon was following me and I was about to make some smooth remark, and this guy had to interrupt the moment
>Kisuke, this guy was causing trouble in the roukongai and I am fairly certain his sorry ass is a quincy.

>>38414972
I like this write in option. Going to wait a little longer.

>>38415040
Does she want another massage or are we going to use her as teaching aid to help Kisuke?

>>38414915
>> Kisuke, this guy was causing trouble in the roukongai and I am fairly certain his sorry ass is a quincy.
>> So Soi Fon was following me and I was about to make some smooth remark, and this guy had to interrupt the moment

>>38415135
Also supporting the writein on this>>38414998

>>38415086
You know what, that is very polite to ask and care about the story.

YOU CAN
>> Use her as a teaching aid
>> Use her to help interrogate the quincy
>> Give her a massage
>> Use her to corroborate your story
>> Be friends.

>>38415176
>> Use her to help interrogate the quincy
>> Give her a massage
>> Use her to corroborate your story
>> Be friends.

>>38415176
>> Give her a massage
>> Use her as a teaching aid
They kinda go together

>>38415176
>> Use her to help interrogate the quincy
>> Give her a massage
Probably us the massage as a thank you for helping with the interrogation

>>38415176
Can we do all five?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>38415176
>> Use her as a teaching aid
>> Use her to help interrogate the quincy
>> Give her a massage
>> Use her to corroborate your story
>> Be friends.
ALL THE OPTIONS!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>38415299
You can do better than that anon.

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"So Soi Fon was following me and I was about to say some smooth remark, and this guy." You kick him briefly, " Had to come and ruin the moment. He Just had to go and cause some trouble in the roukongai, and I am almost certain he is a quincy."

"Soi Fon care to stop and help me with this?" You ask and soi fon flash steps right next to you "What he says is true. While I am not very well versed on these 'Quincy' but he was very quick and good with ranged weaponry." She says. Urahara gives a troubled look. "But don't worry Kisuke, I will still uphold our arrangement, just as soon as we find a place to hold and interrogate this guy." You say to him. "Well Sosuke, I think I know one place to do that. We may need the Captain's permission though." He says.

"You already have it." Yourichi says appearing behind the three of you. "Also nice work Sosuke. You fly like a natural." She says. "I want you to know any intelligence you three get out of him. I will pass it on to the captain commander. Sosuke,Kisuke- the meeting is still starts at nine. You have two hours. Kisuke, yours is at eleven." She says. Kisuke looks at you and nod. "Then we will have to move fast. I know one place where we can store him. There is one confined cell in the maggot's nest. The prisoner there will most likely be fairly entertained that we brought along a quincy." He says. "If he doesn't try to do anything disturbing." He follows up.

>> Let's keep him there until we get done. We will rotate the interrogation- then we continue on with our normal plan for the day.
>> Tell me about this isolated inmate
>> Captain Shihohen, please inform the appropriate officials that there might be other dangerous quincy, and if spotted they should be dealt with extreme prejudice.
>> Soi Fon, you saw how the quincy were please inform the captain of their capacity while Kisuke and I go interrogate the prisoner if you would be so kind.
>> Write in

>>38415642
>> Let's keep him there until we get done. We will rotate the interrogation- then we continue on with our normal plan for the day.
>> Tell me about this isolated inmate

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>38415642
>Soi Fon, you saw how the quincy were please inform the captain of their capacity while Kisuke and I go interrogate the prisoner if you would be so kind.

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

Also I haven't had to switch to my tablet this entire time! Sorry it is taking me so long while doing this, I was watching a b movie with my brother. And his dog. His very rowdy pitbull puppy dog. Well not so much rowdy as much as puppy. But yeah.

Anyways Almost forgot

You guys need to roll. And I need to roll.

>>38415642

>> Let's keep him there until we get done. We will rotate the interrogation- then we continue on with our normal plan for the day.
>> Tell me about this isolated inmate
>> Captain Shihohen, please inform the appropriate officials that there might be other dangerous quincy, and if spotted they should be dealt with extreme prejudice.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>38415642
>> Let's keep him there until we get done. We will rotate the interrogation- then we continue on with our normal plan for the day.
>> Tell me about this isolated inmate
>> Captain Shihohen, please inform the appropriate officials that there might be other dangerous quincy, and if spotted they should be dealt with extreme prejudice.
Rollan

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>38415713
Rollan

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>38415713

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>38415713

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>>38415748
CRIT CHAIN ACTIVATED
93 +10 = 103 in charm
SPECIAL CRIT!
1 NACHO GAINED

"Let's keep him there until we get done. We will rotate the interrogation then we continue with our normal plan for the day." You say to Kisuke who smiles. "Sounds like a plan. I will prepare my things." He says.

You then look at Yourichi. "Captain Shihoen, I would greatly appreciate it and look at it as a personal favor if you would please inform the appropriate officials that there may be other dangerous quincy and if spotted they should be dealt with extreme prejudice." You say and she looks at you. "Normally a captain doesn't take orders from lower ranking shinigami- however you worded that exactly how you needed to. However as my friend you could of just asked Sosuke, I am going to do it anyways." She then holds you on the shoulder and takes off.

Soi Fon says. "I'll tag along with you two to this. I would normally go with the captain, but something tells me I should stick with the two of you on this. I can also fill the interrogation gaps." She says. She seems fairly smart. "I need to ask the both of you to leave your zanpakto behind. They are not permitted in the Maggot's Nest" He says. "Also the person we are going to be placing him with- can modify them. Do not show weakness in front of him." He says.

>> DECIDE. LEAVE BOTH ZANPAKTO, ONE OR NONE.

"Who is this inmate?" You ask as the three of you as you approach the entrance.

"Mayuri Kurotsutchi." He says.

>>38416108
one

>>38416134
you have to list which one.

>>38416108
Who are we leaving them with? The maggot's nest staff or someone else?

>>38416158
You are leaving them at the secure site. Nobody will be able to mess with it.

one. Suigetsu. Jikan Kiba fits in our sleeve. Granted doing two would be less of a dick move.

>>38416185
Hmm...

I'd like to put forward we only take Jikan Kiba, since I feel like the ability to avoid mistakes will be more important than fixing them.

>>38416108
>both
Because if someone can detect the fact we have one with us it'd get very bad very fast and we're more than brutal enough with just kido in a fight.

Of course, we can't hand both to the secure location so finding some excuse to leave Jikan Kiba elsewhere is necessary

>>38416502
I have to concur with this idea. Granted we have to put it somewhere, but still that's better than nothing.

>>38416108

I assume Mayuri has been buffed for this quest, so let us leave both, as to not get our shit wrecked. But we will need to either use an illusion to hide Kiba from normal eyes, or or find some place else to hide it.

Rolled 19, 95 = 114 (2d100)

You leave both your zanpakto, well you leave suigetsu after creating a complex ilusion with it then putting Jikan Kiba in a safe location disguised then putting Suigetsu next to it. You then take all the weapons from the quincy after searching him for anything that could help him You walk with Kisuke and Soi Fon to the Maggot's Nest with captured Quincy. Before getting inside you both throw a a random outfit over him which makes him fit in with the prisoners. You then recheck the quincy, finding that he had smuggled some strange vials of liquid reishi, but Kisuke takes all of them. "These look fun to study." He notes

Once you get inside you see several shinigami showing various mental ailments. Some of them seem, angry. Others seem confused. This is a precarious situation. "Just stick near me, and do not show any weakness." He says calmly.

Roll 2d100.

Rolled 100, 38 = 138 (2d100)

>>38416625

Rolled 20, 16 = 36 (2d100)

>>38416625

>>38416637
Damn gurrrlll

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>>38416637
WELCOME BACK TO IMPROVAIZEN!

Rolled 79, 30 = 109 (2d100)

>>38416625
Wub

Rolled 68, 44 = 112 (2d100)

trying to keep the crit chain going.

We never did decide what we wanted to spend our 30 exp on.I'm personally in favor of the 30 exp mystery box.

>>38416780
Though then again, we'll have more nachos at the end of this thread, so we probably shouldn't make decisions yet.

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100 +5 +10 115 SPECIAL CRIT
CRIT CHAIN at X 3!
1 NACHO GAIN!

You remain calm. You move in a confident yet intimidating way that scares off most of the people in the area.

You follow Urahara through some halls and down a set of stairs that seems to go on forever. You and Soi Fon drag the quincy down to a lone cell where a man in strange make-up with blue hair lays on a bed. "Urahara Kisuke, have you brought me new friends?" He asks. "In a way. I will be staying down here to interrogate a Quincy. But during the brief time period when I am gone, he will be in that cell with you under the watchful eye of Soi Fon here before Third Seat Aizen gets back." He says. The man sits up. "A Quincy you say? Interesting. I wonder what you intend to do with him and what matter of interrogation you plan." He says. "Oh I don't intend to do anything too painful." Kisuke says.

"Sosuke, if I were you I would start heading to your meeting." Kisuke says and you nod. "You know how to get back here right?" He asks and you also nod. But something seems off about this situation. You're not sure what though.

>> Go back to your apartment, prep for the meeting.
>> RESEARCH ROLL
>> Go back get your zanpakto and head to the meeting
>> Get some food
>> Ask Soi Fon if she wants lunch when you get back.
>> Go let your friends know about the situation
>> Briefly Interrogate the Quincy
>> Mystery Box + 1d100
>> Write in

Oh. Also nacho roulette is now available if you wish!

>>38416920
Finally this is the last choice of the night! We then come back tomorrow.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>38416920
rev up dem mystery boxes!

Rolled 99, 80, 74 = 253 (3d100)

>>38416988
More like rev up dem fail boxes with that.

>> Research
>> Mystery Box
>> Ask Soi Fon if she want's lunch
>> Go back get zanpakto prep for meeting at apartment
>> Go to meeting

Rolled 16, 77, 96 = 189 (3d100)

>>38416920
Box and research

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>38416920
>The box! THE BOX!

Also, if we can do more than one,
>> Go let your friends know about the situation

Rolled 100, 79, 38 = 217 (3d100)

>>38417042
Seconded

>>38417077
You always can

Also it looks like the crit chain will continue. By god we may get a crit chain over four before the night is done.

>>38417042
>>38417046
>>38417106
With our +5 from tea...

Truly a Kubo to surpass Metal Gear.

Nobody expects the crit-quisition.

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CRIT CHAIN EXTENDED
100 + 10 +5 =115. Confidence Rating Extended, SPEC CRIT now RARE CRIT

99 + 10 + 10 + 5= 124 TRULY RARE CRIT

96 + 10 + 5 = RARE CRIT

3 Nachos Gained!

[???] = 30xp unlocked!
Kubo Points are now available!
2 Kubo Points Gained!
Kubo Points are used to boost your crits even further or add an additional roll to your dice for results! Kubo points are earned whenever you gain a 99 or 100! Certain skills require Kubo points- so don't burn them all!

You quickly recall your dealings with the Quincy, and how they are able to manipulate Reishiin various forms use it for spells and trickery. Like the kind in the vials in Kisuke's Pockets, which you realize as soon as Kisuke is beginning to ungag the quincy-- which you quickly knock unconscious. Causing all three of the nearby shinigami to look at you. "The Vials in your pocket could be weaponized by him some how. I am just not sure yet." Kisuke then shrugs. "Take them with you then.

You then also quickly grab one of the emblems off the quincy while the others are not looking. "Soi Fon you want some lunch when I come back?" You ask and Soi fon gives a nod. She looks in a less pleasant mood, but probably because she is getting her interrogation face on. Or so you hope. "I would like some sushi if wouldn't be troublesome." She says and you nod. "I actually wouln't mind some either." Kurotsuchi says in a tone that your not sure if is genuine or him messing with you.

You then depart out, grab your zanpaktos and prep at the apartment for the meeting by getting showered and by putting on your nicest shihaksho. It only takes a few moments but then you take out the quincy's weird emblem. "Alright. I am putting you into the orb for analysis later." You say aloud and absorb it into the orb effortlessly. After a short leisurely walk you arrive outside the barracks of squad one. Twenty minutes early. You then pull out your book and finally begin to read.

So how kubo points work with confidence is basically an additional upgrade in level of success. I also will put up the extended critical scale up because I am pretty sure people will want to know what and how it alters the end results.

I need to get some sleep.

So, things we can go for...

Finishing(?) our shikai:[???] 40 XP, 3 Nachos, one [Kubo Point]

Mystery Boxes
[???] 50xp 5 Nachos one [???] point(Will have to wait a little for this one, but considering that this is one of the first skills that outright requires kubo points, it may be worth it.)

[???] 100xp (Intriguing, definitely on the list.)

>>38417569
Gonna let you know right now- one of those things is extremely fucking powerful and broken. And if you use it too often you will be fucking exiled with all your buddies.

Additionally, you guys have enough to do the 50xp 5 nacho 1 kubo point mystery box, if you extend the crit chain right.

Also you may be skill locked for a little bit after chapter XX.

>>38417648
Sounds like we should save up for the most expensive one.

So 5 exp to upgrade shapeshifting yes?
If so I vote for upgrading it to level 5
Also fix flight text in pastebin unless we can get even better at it

bump

Bump

Rolled 26 (1d100)

I sacrifice this roll to Kubo!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>38422622
Third time lucky amirite?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>38422622
>>38422860
KUBO DENIES YOU

Kubo is in the rain.
We get started in a few

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Dog also got really strange desire to sniff everything.

Anyways, welcome back to Improvaizen.

You are Sosuke Aizen. You are waiting outside of the captain's meeting room reading a book on reishi creation and advanced kido techniques.

You slowly watch a few captains, all of the ones listed, file into the office. You are then called for.

You can only pick one!
>> Knock, report, and enter. Observe protocol.
>> Enter the room they just called for you after all.
>> Leave the book there, knock report and enter.
>> Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '
>> Write in

>>38423954
>> Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '

>>38423954
>Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '
Temptation for a 'appear behind them' write in...

>>38423954
>> Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '

>>38423982
Scruffy 2nds

>>38423954
>> Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '

>>38423982
>>38424008
>>38424065
>>38424139
Oh.Hello hivemind....Nice to see you again

>>38423954
>Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '
Let Keikaku rain supreme

>>38423954
>> Put the book in your pocket, knock, report and enter. '

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You put a book mark in the book and put into your pocket. You then walk up to the door and knock twice. Loudly. "Aizen Sosuke Reporting, sir." You say. "Enter" You hear the old man say.

As you enter there are two captains present besides the captain general, Captain Shihohen and Captain Ukitake. So for you it's the three captain examination. "Aizen Sosuke. You are here to be administered the Captain's Proficiency Test. You will be required to perform Bankai in front of the three of us within two hours. You will also be noted for any other combat proficiency you are able to demonstrate. While this is not required, it is preferred." The Captain General says in a formal yet pleasant tone.

"We are expecting quite a bit." Captain Ukitake says. "Your Bankai has been the subject of a great deal of speculation since Captain Unohana has determined that you were capable." he says. Yourichi smiles at you. "We expect to see a full release. Additional if necessary we can move the location to somewhere safer." Captain Yourichi says causing the Commander General to nod.
Choose one only
>> Move the location __ Write in where
>> Do not change location.
Additionally pick one only!
>> Perform Bankai Only
>> Demonstrate your full potential
>> Did as your captain told you.

>>38424793
> Do not change location.
> Did as your captain told you.
I reckon we're more than capable of passing this with only a few of our tricks revealed

>>38424793
> Do not change location.
> Did as your captain told you.

>>38424793
>> Did as your captain told you.
>> Move the location __ Write in where
Let's move to the kido training area, I'd like to be able to demonstrate our magic skills without harm to a building.

>>38424793
>> Do not change location.
> Did as your captain told you.
I forget, what can our fake Bankai do?

>>38424957
people think it onlycreates mist

>>38424793
>> Move the location __ Write in where
Somewhere outside, or at least with a very high ceiling, so we can fly.
>> Did as your captain told you.
Bankai and the less unusual abilities. So, flight, shunpo, kido, zanjutsu, etc. No runes, no using Jikan Kiba unless asked directly, and under no circumstance reveal the existence of the fancy ball.

>>38424969
>>38424957
People think it only creates better/more mist that does things.

What does it really do? Does the phrase shit got real mean anything? Because it makes your illusions real or grounds reality.

>>38424998
We shouldn't be shapeshifting either.
Also, switching to kido training area takes my vote

>>38425068
>shapeshifting
Knew I was forgetting something

>>38424793
what this >>38424998 guy said is good for me seconding him

>>38425042
can we using Shikai change their sense of time passing? If so then we should move locations and tell them we will only release for a moment. Using the extra time with either Jikkan Kiba or sensory temporal manipulation obliterate our immediate surrounding area with them only seeing it as an immense black cloud that clears instantly.

>>38425154
we could use wordless hado or change what they see after it. For them it would appear that an instantaneous release destroys everything that was in the black cloud. Ideally we should have something friendly standing there completely unharmed as we are doing it. Keeps mystery while confirming that yes we should be a captain.

Alrighty!
So we have a decision, but we now have thing to finish.

Do we wish to keep the old bankai name
or
New Bankai Name?

>>38425290
old name

>>38425290
>Yume no umi de seiiki
>Kumotta hasu no kaika
>Shinjitsu wa sakkakudearu

>>38425290
Old name

>>38425290

Yume Bure-Do. (Dream Blade)

That's all I got, I'm shit at names.

>>38425402
what do each of those mean?

>>38425457
>sanctuary in a sea of dreams
>hazy lotus blooming
>truth is illusion

>>38425290
>>38425402
>>38425501
I like Yume no umi de seiiki.

>>38425290
Mitasa remasu

I did propose the suggestion a few threads ago "Obscuring Mists of a Thousand Sunrises" or something along those lines.

What about Tsukiakari no kyōki?

Gonna wait ten minutes and pick the one with the most votes. Then we roll on.

Shinatsuhiko no iki?
It even got reference to religion and all

>>38425731
well so far its 2 for old name and 2 for "Yume no umi de seiiki" so unless people are just waiting for something better, hell most of these suggestions don't have translations

>>38425917
Anon, you do know not eveyone on the internet can read japanese yes?

For all I know you're naming our bankai King of shit mountain.

>>38425959
Shinatsuhiko is a god that dispersed mists hanging over world at his birth
Kinda like our bankai is destroying illusions
Iki means breath or something

>>38425290
>Yume no umi de seiiki (sanctuary in a sea of dreams)
>Kumotta hasu no kaika (hazy lotus blooming)
>Shinjitsu wa sakkakudearu (truth is illusion)
>Yume Bure-Do (Dream Blade)
>Mitasa remasu
>Tsukiakari no kyōki
>Shinatsuhiko no iki (God's breath desperses the mists)

> Or stick with the old name

>>38426031
>Mitasa remasu
is a shortened version of Wish fulfilled.

What is old name anyway?

>>38425936
>>38426031
Alright this makes it easier since people now have a translation for everything. Goig to give a few more minutes but it looks like it will be five minutes.

>>38426072
I'm not actually sure
>>38426074
Cool

>>38426031
I think Tsukiakari no kyōki means madness/insanity of moonlight

>>38426074

>Shinatsuhiko no iki

Whatever
Voting for Shinatsuhiko no iki

>>38426310
Link when you vote, else OP can't tell wether you're a different person or not.

>>38426074
I like a few of these, but I'm keeping my vote on
>Yume no umi de seiiki

On the topic of how to impress the Captains... We can do Hados up to 99, and some strange kido.

>>38426893
my thoughts exactaly

>>38426893
Even Hadou 99 blows Lieutenants' ability out of the water.

>>38426893
what is hado 99 anyway?

>>38426992
its restraint.

>>38427065
That's bakudo 99. Highest hado shown in canon is 96. It cost old man genocide an arm.

>>38427065
Naw dawg, that is Bakudo 99.

>>38427065
You are thinking about bakudo not hado
Highest known canon hado is Ittō Kasō and it has number 96
And we only see it without incantation

Sorry it took so long! Doge issues!

>>38424998
"We may want to move somewhere better suited to my abilities." You say and Commander General Yammamoto nods, stands and parts the doorway which looks out on a very scenic zen garden. The three and you walk out into the zen garden.

You release your shikai without saying the command word. You then stand back "Bankano ikii Shinatsuhiko!!" You shout out and call out the 'mists' of your bankai. In reality you are just changing the weather and creating mists. You then manipulate it. You create the mists which you allow to do things which you explain as draining energy as well as creating fighters in the mist that battle for you.

The captains nod. "Your Bankai, while recently developed shows a strong bond between it and you." The Captain Commander says nodding. "Do you wish to demonstrate anything else, that could determine in which division to place you as captain?"

>> Demonstrate Kido Write in which one.
>> Demonstrate Flight
>> Demonstrate Shunpo
>> Demonstrate Zanjetsu
>> MYSTERY BOX

http://youtu.be/jFV5AwGid6E
I would love to see 99
Or even this one with full incantation

>>38427345
>MYSTERY BOX
And, well, all of the rest too.

(what's zanjetsu anyway?)

>>38427345
>>> MYSTERY BOX

>>38427345
can we do more than one with confidence?

>>38427345
>>> MYSTERY BOX

>>38427345
>> MYSTERY BOX
>> Demonstrate Flight
>> Demonstrate Kido Write in which one.
>> Demonstrate Shunpo
Whatever is in box first
Then we fly up in the sky
Use hado 99
And shunpo the hell away from explosion
And then we go back in time and only show flight and box

>>38427345
>Demonstrate Kido
Bakudo 81, demonstrate its resilience with hado 73, then break it with hado 90.
>Demonstrate Flight

>>38427345
>Demonstrate Kido Write in which one.
Let's demonstrate Hado 95 withour incantation and a few secret kido.
>> MYSTERY BOX

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>38427368
Zanjutsu is swordplay

>>38427345
>Kido:Incantationless Black Coffin
>Mystery Box

>>38427459
You can do two in this one before I write.

>>38427345
>Kido: Incantationless Black Coffin
>Mystery Box
sounds good to me

>>38427368
Me misspelling Zanjutsu.

>>38427345
>> Demonstrate Kido 90 without incanting
>> MYSTERY BOX

Mysterybox!

"Captain. If I may, I am very well suited to the twelfth division so if I was to become captain I would prefer it there or another division where I would be able to start fresh." The two captains give an odd frightened look, and the Commander General looks unto you with his eyes open.

"Aizen Sosuke. We will not make any decisions on how you are moved, but do not make the mistake that I do not know how to place those in service." He says flaring reiatsu. It's intense. You now realize what you can now do to impress the others.

You flair your Reiatsu. Far more than you have ever before. You just let it go to such a degree that even Captain Ukitake and Yourichi seem genuienly surprised by the power. Then you let it go some more. The old man's eyes are now wide open. You sort of then begin to fly up with your Reiatsu. Which causes the two to look impressed, and the captain commander to now nod in understanding. You decide it's time to show off more.

"Bakudo 81- Danku" You say creating a barrier. You then land near it and unleash a trailing hado 90 destroying the barrier and some of the ground around it looks- well different, as if time and space had warped it a little. Causing applause from Ukitake and Youruichi. The General walks over to you. "Well done. You are much like your Captain Aizen Sosuke. She even made the same proposal." He says. "I will take what you asked into consideration, however you surely must realize that your captain will be here for quite some time before she is promoted." The Captain says. "I am sure you will give an assesment that you feel is best for the Gotei 13." You say and the captain nods. "You are dismissed Third Seat Aizen. Please inform Kisuke Urahara that we will be ready for him shortly." The Commander General says.

You look at the clock in the office. You spent a grand total of thirty minutes.

1/2

>>38428168
>Aboslutely wrekt that trial

>>38428168
>get exiled for ruining Old Man Genocide's eyebrow game

You realize how fortunate you are that you can still have time to get lunch and find Kisuke Urahara comfortably. As well as run some errands if you want. You go to get the best lunch in the soul society. And Tell your captain the good news.

You Fly over to the Squad Twelve barracks, where the captain is relaxing and cooking (Rare sight these days) for the troops. "Sosuke!" She says excitedly as She and Hiyori turn to look at you. Actually Hiyori seems pleased too. "So Sosuke you mess up your bankai infront of the commander general?" Hiyori asks. "Actually Hiyori, I did well enough that he drew to comparison to our own Captain." You say causing her to let out a surprised noise. Your captain blushes. "So I assume that means you only took thirty minutes and you came back here to inform me, get some lunch and let the next person know, and perhaps get him some lunch too." She says smiling. "Correct in every regard Ma'am." You say. She then turns over three small bags. "One has sushi, one has mexican, one has tempura. I figured you would be hungry so I am giving you an extra." She says. You nod. "Hurry to relieve the other if you can. The less time they spend deliberating the better." She says. You nod. "Oh Sosuke. Did you flare your reiatsu and shatter an unspoken Danku with a trailing incanted 90?" She says in an off hand matter. "Yes Ma'am." You say causing her to smile. "As did I. I could never ask for a finer Protege." She says. You smile and exit.

>> Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon
>> Gather up your reading material
>> Go examine the quincy item once more
>> Stop by Kaname's and let him in on how you did
>> Write in.

Each item done causes more time to be taken. You do not need to use confidence right now.

>>38428478
>> Gather up your reading material

>> Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon

>>38428478
>> Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon

>>38428387
Nope. You guys got damn near though.

>>38428478
>>> Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon
>>> Gather up your reading material

>>Take a Food Directly

>>38428478
>Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon
>Gather up your reading material

>>38428478
>>38428518
>>38428561
>>38428709
I'd suggest just quickly stopping by with Kaname and letting him know how it went.
Gotta be friendly after all.

>>38428478
is one of these meals for Kurotsuchi?

by the way we should get kiske and Kurotsuchi to join us for the creation of glorious science

>>38429039
Kurotsuchi's a loose cannon and a fun archenemy, I vote to leave him to his own devices

>>38428478
>Take food directly to Kisuke and Soi Fon

>>38428567
I...am actually disappointed that we were not exiled. It would have been exceptionally interesting.

>>38429683
Soon, when we end up banging half the female cast and the Old Man finds out that's when we bail.

Even though we didn't bang any of them, and we just give the best massages.

>>38429683
But it would have made it more difficult to see best cat

>>38429740
>implying best cat would not come and see us and/or defect

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You quickly gather up some reading materials and head directly back to Kisuke and Soi Fon. You also leave your zanpakto with your captain as you cannot take it to the maggot's nest.

You go directly there with the food you have gathered . You move quickly to the Maggot's nest and through it arriving at Kisuke and Soi Fon stand over the quincy as this Mayuri character seems to be observing the interrogation in a somewhat sadistic way.

"Lunch for you two." You say bringing them the food. "Or in this case brunch, I guess. One is tempura, the other is mexican the other is sushi." You say. Soi Fon walks over. "This guy has barely spoken a word I can understand. Kisuke can barely translate anything." Soi Fon says taking the tempura bag. You toss the bag of sushi to Kisuke.

"I guess I will take over." You say. Time for the fun to begin!

>> Interrogate with much physical violence
>> Interrogate using Kido and trickery
>> Good Cop Bad Cop with Soi Fon
>> Bad Cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon
>> Let Mayuri loose on him
>> Interrogate with the threat of giving him back to the quincy, even after giving you guys valuable information.

>>38429873
>>Bad Cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon

>>38429873
>> Bad Cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>38429900
Scruffy 2nds and observes the double dubs.

>>38429910
>>38429900
>>38429924
>Most popular option
>one I put in as joke
Wut?

>>38429873

>> Interrogate using Kido and trickery

>>38429873
>"Could you tell me why are you here, please?"
If it won't work
>> Bad Cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon
We are crazy one right?

>>38429873
>> Bad Cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon

>>38429961
>>38429967
>>38429924
>>38429910
>>38429900

Alright! Bad Cop/ Crazy Cop it is.

Soi Fon Bad Cop
Sosuke Crazy Cop

or

Sosuke Bad Cop
Soi Fon Crazy Cop

>>38429873
>Bad cop, Crazy Cop with Soi Fon
There never was another option

>>38430067
Soi Fon Bad Cop
Sosuke Crazy Cop
She is still kinda sane right?

>>38430067
>Soi Fon Bad Cop
Sosuke Crazy Cop

So are we going to go in there and just straight up headbutt him or something? No words, only frothing rage?

>>38430067
>Soi Fon Bad Cop
>Sosuke Crazy Cop
We can use illusions to literally bring stuff of nightmares to the fore of his perception

>>38430110
Nah, completely calm and affable madness, and debating with mayuri about the possible uses of a live quincy in the advancement of science

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>>38430110
You know what for clarity I will let you choose but choose-- you know what fuck it I don't care we are going this route so choose whatever.

>> Roid Rage Crazy
>> Drunk Homless Man Crazy
>>Rabid Dog Crazy
>> Pet Raccoon Crazy
>> Call the Psych Ward he is playing tag with traffic crazy
>> You will most likely get exiled for this level of madness crazy

>>38430249
>Alice in Wonderland crazy

>>38430249
>> Pet Raccoon Crazy

>>38430249
>> Call the Psych Ward he is playing tag with traffic crazy

>>38430249
>> Call the Psych Ward he is playing tag with traffic crazy

>>38430249
>Three cuil's crazy

>>38430319
That would fall under Pet Raccoon/Drunk Homeless Man Crazy.

>>38430249
>Mayuri crazy

>>38430249
>> You will most likely get exiled for this level of madness crazy

Yes. Good.

>>38430249
>Pet Raccoon Crazy

>>38430357
That would be call the psych ward.

>>38430357
See
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0

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>>38430249
>> You will most likely get exiled for this level of madness crazy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So can we ask him a few questions that he refuses to answer and then get distracted by an illusion we create and then start muttering a kind of commentary of the ever stranger illusions we are making, occasionally interspersed with shouting the question at him again and then kinda culminating with the boat ride from willy wonka?

>>38430357
Why only three Cuils? We need to go at least to five Cuils or better. He needs to *know* what five Cuils feels like.

>>38430479
> Still would be call the psych ward.
>>38430602
We don't have our zanpakto. You cannot achieve that.

So far it seems like Call the psych ward is the winner. Writing.

>>38430602
I forgot how the scale ranked, I thought three was five.

>>38430602
Why have we all become the thread. 6 Cuils

>>38430249
>Pet Raccoon Crazy

>>38429938
In a loving and jovial way, fuck you. You know what happens when you give us crazy ideas.

Rolled 93, 59, 16, 6 = 174 (4d100)

Alright it is settled!

Kisuke takes off with his sushi, and gives a single roll to Mayuri. "Good prisoners and detainees get food. Quincy don't get any such luxury." He says. Mayuri then shrugs and begins chomping away at it noisily.

"Soi Fon are you aware of interrogation protocol 4?" You ask.
"Kisuke and I were at that all day. The quincy isn't going for it." She says. "Are you aware of Variant E?" You say. She shakes her head. "Only in text book. Nobody does that it's far too dangerous and it's always taught in classroom so in the field people expect it..."
"But not the quincy." You say. She nods "Fine, you be the mad man. I am more suited to being the violent one after a whole morning of this."

The two of you begin to approach.

>> WRITE IN WHAT SOSUKE DOES
>> It will be far more entertaining than what I had written.
>> Roll 3 d100
>> 1 is for if consensus is not achieved the other are for how effective you are.

Rolled 39, 23, 57 = 119 (3d100)

>>38431444
do >>38430559

>>38431494
You do not have Zanpakto- you cannot do illusions.

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Rolled 90, 54, 72 = 216 (3d100)

>>38431444
this

>>38431511
Oh, dangit.

Rolled 96, 41, 56 = 193 (3d100)

>>38431444

Rolled 79, 80, 62 = 221 (3d100)

hmmm oh
>>38431517
>>38431444
That would be entertaining. Maybe mix it with frothing pants of head crazy.

Maybe a little bit of hannibel lector mixed in.

Rolled 63, 14, 23 = 100 (3d100)

>>38431444
To start with the first thing we restrain him using hado. Then we start ranting about how the hollows keep taking the form of quincy and without warning shove a shiv into his shoulder. Twisting this we start ranting about the apparent entropy that life energy fluctuation can create and how the quincy are the root of the problem. Without warning yell about how the damn spaghetti started screaming as you took a bit. Interject with the question "Why are you here?' then before he can answer bind him back up and start ranting about the bullshit nature of Quincy. Then Bad cop comes in.

>>38431517
>>38431545
These have a consensus and would extend the crit chain by two, which would beat your previous recod and gain you about 3 nachos.

>>38431565
I can mix in
>>38431590
To make is more crazypants.

Can we just sit in front of him, so that noone but he can see the front of us (soi fon out or behind us) and then use shapeshifting to melt our face?

So he's sitting there watchin us stare at him and then all of a sudden our face just sags and then flows, melding around and so forth

>>38431714
If people agree and make the rolls for shapeshifting sure.

>>38431714
that'd be interesting to mix it into the interrogation.

What would we roll for that?

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>38431714
Then I'm voting for this

>>38431770
roll 3d100 for shape shifting

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>38431738
sure I'll roll for it to

Rolled 37, 53, 65 = 155 (3d100)

>>38431827

Rolled 84, 60, 14 = 158 (3d100)

>>38431827
oh

Rolled 89, 21, 4 = 114 (3d100)

>>38431827