>>38377779
Fuck the MC.

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Apparently the board of academy directors doesn’t consider saving the goddamn country as a decent enough excuse for a year of truancy, but whatever. You’ll play the cards you’ve been dealt. You’ll keep your head down, take life one day at a time and most importantly support your bro every step of the way.

This may be more difficult than it sounds. What with five extra, superhuman teenage girls now clinging to your best friend like flies circling a jar of honey…

It is now seven thirty in the morning. You have some time to kill before you head off. What will you do?

>Introduce your bro.
>Check and see what the Internet is saying about you and your friends.
>Make extra lunches.
>Just head out early.

>>38377824
>Check and see what the Internet is saying about you and your friends.
Worth a look

>>38377824
>Check and see what the Internet is saying about you and your friends.

Is this... A netori quest, perhaps?

>>38377824
>Make extra lunches
Need dat sweet beef and cheddar sandwich. (or weeb shit if we're weebs)
>introduce your bro
First job of every bro is to introduce your favorite bro to other bros.

>>38377856
No. We genderswap the MC.

>>38377871
Sounds good.

>>38377824
>Make extra lunches.
We're the wingman, it's our job to make sure our friend doesn't starve. Sure, the harem might try to feed him, but wacky hijinks will ensure that he doesn't actually get any food. Two of them won't know how to cook and will wind up making something unpalatable, two will make something really good and wind up fighting over which of them gets to feed him, and the fifth one will not understand this thing humans call "lunch".

>>38377824
>>Check and see what the Internet is saying about you and your friends.

>>38377824
We're a bro, so we should check on our bro, the MC. He's probably suffocating in unwanted cleavage right now or having his arms ripped out of their sockets in a tug of war.

>>38377824
>Make extra lunches
The wingman must be well versed in lunchmeats.

>>38377936
I vote to NTR all the bitches by fucking the MC.

>>38377856
>>38377871
>>38377879
No need for that. The plot will inevitably determine that there is a single girl who falls deeply in love for us and we have perfect life together.

>>38377824
>>Make extra lunches

Writing now.

Forgot to mention, voting lasts for ten minutes.

>>38377923
>>38377945
>>38377977
Nah. We grab some yakisoba-pan or whatever from the school cafeteria and get an extra for our bro. We don't make box lunches for dudes.

>>38378004
Do you not want to be the Tomoda of this tale?

>>38378000
>counting all of these samefags

>>38378016
But Tomoda is no lancer.

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>>38378004
I dont know what your implying, but it takes a petty man to deny his bro a home cooked meal.

>>38378047
He probably has 5 home cooked meals of varying edibility. We need to give him his daily intake of MSG.

>>38378047
Kanji is best bro.
I'd have a bromance with him, even though I'm not gar.

>>38378099
What if he's allergic?

>>38378143
Pretty sure we should know what our bro is allergic to.

>>38378143
You implying that we DON'T know our completely heterosexual life partner's preferences for food?

Or, indeed, anything and everything at all?

yfw in our quest to become the broest of bros we inadvertently become a yandere

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>>38378221
It's guy love, between guys, there's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Not the best example, but close.

>>38378267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
I love that song.

You decide to make some extra lunches for you and your bro. To be honest, your bro is a much better cook than you, capable of melting the mouths of the most jaded of food critics, but over the course of your long journey you managed to pick up a few tips and tricks from him. Besides, your bro will probably need the food come noon.

His harem is devoted to him, as most harems are, and often try to feed your bro the stuff they make. This wouldn’t be too bad in itself, if it weren’t for the fact that their cooking skills are…

Well, half of them aren’t exactly bad at the art of cuisine but as for the other three…

Let’s just say you managed to defeat a particularly tenacious boss by forcefully feeding their cooking until the poor bastard vomited up all his internal organs. That was a fate you wouldn’t want to wish on anybody, ever.

>>38378022
Same fags? For making fucking lunch? Bro how high are you?

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You opt to make something nutritious and generally edible for the both of you. This results in the form of two traditional bentos with rice, yakitori sticks and boiled vegetables. After checking that everything has been cooked to adequacy, you shove the boxes inside your schoolbag, wave goodbye to your parents and finally set off.

The sky is clear and blue today. It is an appealing change from the previous blood-red canvas with demons circling its midst. You whistle a jaunty tune as you step off towards the direction of your bro’s house. This is how things used to be, before the two of you left this city behind and set off and your quest. You and bro would walk to school every morning, chatting about anime, sports or just whatever happened to cross your mind. Hopefully, now that the country has returned to peace, this tradition of yours will resume again.

As you reach the front doorstep of your bro’s home, you notice someone standing there. Or rather, some girl. It is a member of your bro’s harem, who is…

>Your mutual childhood friend
>The cute and haughty ojou-sama
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
>The stoic and domineering transfer student
>Your bro’s distant cousin.

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend

>>38378341
>Let’s just say you managed to defeat a particularly tenacious boss by forcefully feeding their cooking until the poor bastard vomited up all his internal organs.
>not just letting him inhale the aroma of their cooking while standing 50 meters away wearing gas masks
Wouldn't the point at which you can force-feed them probably be far past the point at which you can call them 'defeated'?

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend

>>38378360
>Your bro’s distant cousin.

>>38378360
>>Your bro’s distant cousin.

>>38378360
Why isn't
>Dark Lord Azazel's former Most Trusted Lieutenant
an option?

Oh well.

>Your mutual childhood friend
it is.

>>38378392
It was probably one of those giant monster types where part of their attack routine is to open their mouth to roar or suck in air for an attack or something like that.

>>38378360
>Your cute imouto

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend

>>38378360
>Your mutual childhood friend
We gonna set them up. She's been in love with him forever. That make us, like, double bros.

>>38378463
That's not how it works, dude. He doesn't need to be set up with people; he's already got them all. He needs to be un-set up with people.

This isn't even getting into the question of whether they're good for each other.

>>38378424
>Why isn't
>>Dark Lord Azazel's former Most Trusted Lieutenant
>an option?

Because that's the perfect interest for the Bro. Pair the sidekicks.

>>38378360
>>The stoic and domineering transfer student

>>38378508
It's because he's indecisive. We have to support one of them so that he'll finally chose.

>>38378360
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38378360
>your mutual childhood friend

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>>38378515
...Good God. Fire up the engines, because it's time to start shipping!

I hope we get our own chick.
We are bros for god sake, bros don't NTR other bros.
Azazel becomes our waifu, and he is a she

>>38378673
More Like Azazel's Daughter.

>>38378702
Even better, Catherine style.

>>38378529
His indecision is probably due to the stereotypical not wanting to hurt his relationship with the rest of his harem. He's scared of losing them, or some shit like that.

What we need to do is enable him to end the romantic aspect of his relationships with his harem, while still remaining on good terms with them. At that point, he will be able to choose which one(s) he wants to remain as his lover.

And, again, we're not sure yet if our Childhood Friend is good for him. So pushing two of them together just now is probably not a good idea.

>>38378702
Obviosuly the daughter, I mean we have to become the villain to protect our bro from the government when they attempt to martyr him after their post Dark Lord policies fail.

>>38378585
With a boss with a name like Lord Azazel, she must clearly be some kind of slutty succubus type. Literal, perhaps. Too libidinous and explicitly rather than ambiguously bisexual for the harem. She goes to the Bro to pair the spares and because if she were in the harem she'd collapse the wave-state of "who winds up with the MC" pretty quickly (possibly into an orgy).

So while the MC totally "won" with "all the girls" he's basically blue-balled by the need to abstain from giving in to keep the harem intact. Meanwhile Bro is having all kinds of wild and kinky sex with his reformed waifu.

Because being a haremfag should be suffering.

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“Yoo-hoo, Kazuya-kun!”

White-silvery hair braided into a single ponytail. A gentle, carefree and motherly smile. It felt good to see that smile. Even after training her elemental powers to beyond master levels and taking part in a bloody and vicious war, your childhood friend Hatoko Kushikawa hadn’t changed one bit. Her personality was like the sun, radiant and brilliant.

The three of you often played together as kids, and hung out a lot as adolescents. You sat together in classes, ate lunches on school rooftops and compared grades after exams. When the time came for you and your bro to set out on your journey, Hatoko tagged along with gusto. If there was any woman in the world who understood your bro the most, it was probably Hatoko.

“Looking good, Hatoko.” You grin, walking up to her . “Ready for the first day of school?”

“You bet!” Hatoko replies. “It’s been so long since we’ve got to something mundane, so I’m very excited.”

“True that. We’ve all been looking forward to this for a long time.” You say. You glance at your bro’s house. It’s a mundane two-story unit, with a small garden and white walls. Nobody would guess that your party’s leader, the most powerful sixteen-year old in Japan, lives here. “So, whatcha doing here?”

“I’m waiting for Ta-kun, of course.” Hatoko smiles, “We haven’t walked to school together in some time, so I thought today would be a good chance.” She says.

You privately think that there was a snowball’s chance in hell that this walk would only involve the three of you and nobody else. But oh well, wishes sometimes do come true, right?

“But Ta-kun hasn’t come out yet.” Hatoko says, looking a little concerned. She pouts. “Is he sleeping in today? Mou…he shouldn’t be. It’s the first day of the new school year. He was so excited when I talked to him over the phone…”

“…”

What will you do?

>Wait a bit longer.
>Knock on the door.
>Enter the house using a spare key.

>>38378785
Azazel is a dude, dude.

It's right there in the OP.

>>38378802
Harem members. I just don't understand them.

>Enter the house using a spare key.

>>38378803
>With a boss with a name like Lord Azazel

Lrn 2 Red.

>>38378802
>Knock on the door.
>Enter the house using a spare key.
no need to be rude.

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.
Bros do this, like, all the time. I do with mine, is just ''I'm here, guy, you awake?''

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.
He probably forgot to set his alarm in his excitement. I'll go wake him up.

>>38378802
>Knock on the door.

>>38378803
No, he means that the girl worked for Lord Azazel, not WAS Lord Azazel. She's the villainous second in command, paired with the deuteragonist because the she'd mess up the harem dynamic if she fell for the protagonist.

>>38378802
>White-silvery hair braided into a single ponytail. A gentle, carefree and motherly smile. It felt good to see that smile. Even after training her elemental powers to beyond master levels and taking part in a bloody and vicious war, your childhood friend Hatoko Kushikawa hadn’t changed one bit. Her personality was like the sun, radiant and brilliant.
WAT. I still have bad memories from getting a concussion. This bitch fought in a WAR and she's unchanged? This really is an animu setting.
>>Wait a bit longer.
>>Knock on the door.
"Wake the fuck up, bro! Your ho wants to talk!" (Not really, of course.)

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.
And guard the entrance as she wakes him.

>>38378802
Spare key. Say that we're coming in.

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.

>>38378802
>enter the house via the mc's second floor bedroom window.

>>38378927
Don't forget to wear your lucky pair of panties as a mask, to make sure bro knows it's us

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.
Probably got tied down to the bed by the Stalker girl again

>>38378802
>>38378927
>enter the house via the mc's second floor bedroom window.

I support this man!

>>38379000
He knows the real deal!!

>>38378802
>>Enter the house using a spare key.

>>38378927
Thirded

>>38378927
Can't do that with another guest with us.

Besides, that's only done when we know the MC is in his room on the second floor, otherwise we will just be entering an empty room. I kinda feel like he won't be there this time, and everything will be awkward.

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key

>>38378802
>Enter the house using a spare key.

This might be fun. Posting and watching.

>>38378802
>>38378927
Fourthed.

>>38378289
guy love is purest love

>>38378802
>Hatoko Kushikawa
We're not all just chuuni's and the whole fight against Azazel never happened, right?

“Let’s go inside and wake him up.” You say, grinning.

“Is that even allowed?” Hatoko’s expression turns into one of shock. Strangely, she doesn’t seem too opposed to the idea. Well, she wouldn’t be. Every member of your bro’s harem dreamed of waking the guy up in the morning. “How are we going to get inside, then?”

“It’s cool.” You reassure her. “Bro keeps a spare key in a potted plant pot. Remember? He only told us two.”

As Hatoko cries, “You’re right!” you stride forward and begin digging around some pots laid side-by-side on the front doorstep. After coating your hands with mulch, dirt and a small centipede, you finally retrieve a brass key from the bottom of the pot. You step towards the steel door.

Turns out, you didn’t really need the key in the first place. Because the door is actually unlocked
.
Your blood goes cold.

“Shit.” You hiss.
“What’s wrong, Kazuya-kun?” Hatoko asks.

“The front door is unlocked!” You growl, and Hatoko gasps. Both of you instantly know the ramifications of that sentence. Your bro would never leave his house unlocked. Not after that house invasion back in Shibuya. And yet reality has proven you wrong.

A myriad of hypothetical situations run through your mind. Demon assassins? You sent them all back to Makai. Government agents, wanting the source of your bro’s power? Possible, but your bro is tough enough to fend him off. A creepy fangirl, like the ones that had popped like mushrooms after your party saved the world? God, that would be a bloody disaster! Your bro is way too nice to fend someone like that off!

“What should we do?” Hatoko asks, her voice now serious. You see the traces of a lightning strike gathering in her palm. As the second-in-command of the party, it is your job to take control whenever your bro isn’t around.

Now, the two of you should…

>Go in quiet through the front entrance.
>Go in loud through the front entrance.
>Head through the back door.
>Head through the second floor window.
>Custom option.

>>38379364
I'm afraid for the lives of the other girls. Hatoko is fucking scary.

>>38379397
Run, nigga. Run to his room.

>>38379397
>Custom
>Head through the second floor window quietly.
Yeah!

>>38379397
>Go in quiet through the front entrance.
>Equip that trapfinder gear we have.

>>38379397
>Head through the second floor window.

>>38379397
>Go in quiet through the front entrance.

>>38379397
>>Head through the second floor window.

>>38379397
>Go in loud through the front entrance.

>>38379397
>Head through the second floor window.

>>38379397
>Go in quiet through the front entrance.

>>38379397
>Head through the second floor window.

>>38379397
>Head through the second floor window.

>>38379397
>She heads in through the back door.
>You head in through the second floor window.
>If either of you encounter anything hostile, shout.
>If either of you hear the other shout, exit ASAP from the way you entered and loop round to the other respective entrance to provide support.
>If neither of you encounter anything, link up in the living room.
Gotta go full planning mode.

>>38379528
Backing

>>38379397

Supporting >>38379528

>>38379397
>>38379528
Supporting this plan.

>>38379397
seconding this >>38379528

>>38379397
>>38379528
Backing

>>38379397
Supporting:
>>38379528

Seems like putting that custom option was a good idea...
Writing.

>>38379528
Good idea, backing it.

>>38379397
>>38379528
Now this is a good plan, second

>>38379528
good plan, backing

>>38379684
As a side note, the result of both of us meeting enemies simultaneously would be both of us shouting at the same time, leading to both us of exiting the house, whereupon we will end up meeting outside.

I didn't include it explicitly in the plan because I thought it was a logical conclusion, but in hindsight, it probably deserves mentioning.

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“Hatoko, here’s the plan.” You say. “You head through the back door. I’ll climb up to the second floor window and try to get through there. If any of us find anybody hostile, shout for the other ASAP. If there's more than one enemy, fight!”

“What if we don’t find any enemies?” Hatoko asks.

“Then we’ll link up in the living room. Hopefully with bro with us.” You give her a reassuring pat on the back. “It’s probably nothing and I’m just being paranoid. Now go!”

Hatoko nods and dashes toward the back entrance, her skirt flapping in the breeze. In her haste, she’ll probably tear the back door to splinters. But the cost of that is nothing compared to your bro’s safety. Besides, he’ll just use his powers to piece it back together afterwards.

Taking a deep breath, you dash towards the wall and leap up it. That was your power: superhuman strength, agility and defences. It wasn’t as flashy as the various abilities and skills displayed by the rest of your party, but it by god it was enough to crush the bones of Azazel's generals.

Crouching on the windowsill, you reach up to the second floor window and yank it off its hinges. Then you gently place it on the ground and jump into the room. It is a spare room, one of many in your bro’s house. The air is dusty, the walls are bare and the floor is empty, save for some boxes scattered around

But you don’t care about any of that. You rush to the door and fling it aside. Then you stride into the second floor corridor. Your face a mask of tension, you pound down the wooden boards towards your bro’s room.

Once you get their though, you skid to a half and groan. Because it isn’t a demon assassin, government agent or rabid fangirl who broke into your bro’s room. It’s another member of his harem. You’re not sure if that’s better or worse.

Said member is…
>The cute and haughty ojou-sama
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
>The stoic and domineering transfer student
>Your bro’s distant cousin.

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
Bro to the rescue

>>38380011
>>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

So is this just borrowing elements from Joker-Quest, or is the this an amusing what-if?

Either way, I'm having fun.

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
We should have known this would happen to him

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
dis gon b gud

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
It's asking me to be done...

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush

The hivemind is in full effect. We know what we want to see.

>>38380241
I didn't choose any of the options but the stalker seems like the only one out of the ones listed that would break into the MC's house like that.

>>38380267
I dunno, they all seem like they might have a reason to bust into his house, all dominant-like.

Does our bro like submissive or dominant girls?

>>38380321
Dunno him, but i like bro girls.

>>38380267
Who knows what antics could have happened the night before. For all we know the cousin could have dropped by and stayed the night, and decides that obviously she has to get into his bed.

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>>38380360
Gender-bent bro is a go then.

>>38380011
>The disturbingly provocative stalker with a crush
Kurumi pls

>>38380434
You bet.

>>38380011
>Your bro’s distant cousin.

>>38380434
I'd drill her if you know what I mean

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You knew this presence. The scent of gunpowder and black roses. You had faced her many times over the course of last year, clashing sword with gun on the streets of Tokyo. Those were memories you would never forget.

Tokisaki Kurumi. Manipulating the forces of time and shadows, the bearer of the angel Zafkiel proved herself to be a deadly force on the battlefield. Once a lieutenant of Azazel, your party’s goals had come to align with hers, after which she defected from the demons and joined your side. The fact that your bro once beat the shit out of her helped. She was by the far the least bashful and most pro-sex out of all the harem members. And she wasted no opportunity demonstrating this to your bro.

Showing him her panties, teasing him in shops, antagonizing other members of the harem, snuggling up with him in tents…the list when on and on.

When you had been enemies, Kurumi had oft announced her intention to literally eat your bro up. Now, that goal had become metaphorical. As you fling the door open, you see a prime example of it.

Kurumi is lying on your bro’s front, who is in turn lying on his bed. And of course your bro has a first-class view of Kurumi’s supple cleavage, and of course Kurumi is whispering silky words to him in that sexy voice of hers while slowly caressing his cheek. Both of them are awake, and appear to not have noticed you.

“…”

>“What the hell are you two doing?”
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”
>“Am I interrupting something?”
>Custom option.

>>38380520
You genius, let's enter in the competition!

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>"Bro, we'll be late for school."

>>38380672
Oh my god, our bro is a cute, mute protag.

>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”

>>38380672
>''You're slipping, Kurumi.''

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”

>>38380672
Well there's the ex-lieutenant character. Guess that's out of our options now.

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>“Good morning, bro. We're late."

>>38380798
backing

>>38380672
>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”

>>38380792
There can be more ex lieutenants.
Maybe she'll have a sister.
>bros hooking up with sis(ses?)

>>38380672
>>38380458
Called it

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”

>>38380672
How's this one's culinary talent? This is important.

>>38380672
>“You're slipping, Kurumi.”
>“Good morning, bro. Get off him, Tokisaki.”

Just realized something. As the wingman, tradition states that when the Protag inevitably settles down with one of the girls, the girl we're closest too will hook up with us.

Or if that's not the case (tenchi solution happens), then whoever is cheering on childhood friend from the sidelines (usually the 'normalest' girl's wing-girl) ends up with us.

>>38381051
Usually that's the tomboy-type isn't it? I'm gonna enjoy this quest.

>>38381051
What if we end up with bro?

>>38381051
Or.

We could die before that happens.

But then be shown to not actually be dead later in the epilogue, having taken up the role of stopping threats before they come to light so as to protect the everyday life of our bro.

>>38381139
>>38381138
Not an option if we're sticking to the tropes. Alternatively, there's a tumblr thing going around about some anime that actually explored that about a dating game...

>>38381139
No, anon! Bad! That is not Bro behavior that is homosex.

Captcha:
keeki, apparently Captcha wants cake.

>>38381160
True, I forgot that. But that happens BEFORE the big bad is dead. We're in the epilogue now. So not a thing.

>>38381051
What if instead of all that, we become a literal wingman and hook up with pigeons?

>>38381211
What if we've only got the Good End so far, and are now on the extra chapter that unlocks the True End (similar to, for instance, Persona 4)?

>>38381199
But what if cute homosex?

>>38381219
Are you proposing that we turn this into a gender-swapped Hatoful Boyfriend? Because I am down for that.

>>38381211
I'd say we're pretty much past the epilogue at this point.
We could hope season 2 starts soon.

>>38381259
Still unlikely to happen... unless this is a mind fuck game... but this feels more like To-Love-Ru or Rosario+Vampire I and II, where things can get a little fucked up, but ultimately it's comedy and fun times.

Depending on how okay the harem is with sharing it could be Highschool DxD where the competition isn't who will end up with the protag (everyone's totally cool with everyone else being in on it) but instead it's about who will shack up FIRST.

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>>38381281
This made me laugh more than it should have.

>>38381211
Hey, it's true this is the epilogue stage, but we're starting out way before the scene where everyone's converged and the viewer gets to see how happy and concluded everyone is. We might still have some ending to earn.

>>38381354
>Depending on how okay the harem is with sharing it could be Highschool DxD where the competition isn't who will end up with the protag (everyone's totally cool with everyone else being in on it) but instead it's about who will shack up FIRST.
If it's this our job becomes to keep protag alive and possibly to help drill through his thick fucking skull if he's not gotten up with one or more of the girls yet.

If the To-Love-Ru or Rosario+Vampire situation, things become way the fuck more complicated in the second season, things will be darker probably, and we might need to be prepared to stone cold stab a bitch and hide the body without Protag knowing. He's our bro. He's got to be the shining heroic example to the world. We're the cleaner.

>>38381348
>>38381354
Possibly, we're in the lull where everything seems resolved, and life looks like it's going back to normal... before we look back on the story so far and realize the apparent holes here and there, suggesting Azazel himself was merely a pawn.

And then shit hits the fan.

I'm really surprised we have so many genre savvy people here... also a surprising number of people who are totally down with just being the Bro even if it means no waifu.

>>38381420
Yeah, we should help bro get with all the harem chicks.

All this meta talk makes me wonder what the name of this anime is. A generic harem anime like this is usually adapted from an LN with an overly long name, right?

>We've Just Defeated The Dark Lord and Now My Best Friend Has A Harem!?

>>38381469
But he had a harem before.

> My Bro's Harem Can't Be This Cute!?

>>38381449
Its our job to support the bro. However I am totally for getting a waifu if the chance presents itself. Just currently there is none.

>>38381469
That title implies we're the MC. We are not.

>>38381460
So is end goal to get the harem okay with sharing?

And potentially to romance tomboy/plainest girl's winggirl?

Your bro is the first to notice. “Kazuya!” he cries out, his eye wide and face red.

Kurumi follows up. “Ara ara, good morning to you Narukami-san.” She smiles, with the voice of an angel. An angel who killed over ten thousand men and frequently created clones of herself to fuck with people’s heads. “Today is a fine day, isn’t it?”

You wonder what to say at first. Chew out Kurumi? Kick her out? Drag your bro away? Then you shrug and decide with. “Mornin’, bro. You’re slipping, Kurumi.”

“My, what do you mean?” she says, her torso still spread across your bro’s chest.

“Yeah, you left the door unlocked.” You jerk your thumb towards the direction of the first floor. To which Kurumi lets out a small ‘oops!’ and raises a hand to her mouth. Other than that tiny outburst, she isn’t fazed in the slightest, and is still smiling confidently.

“Oh my, I knew I had forgotten something. But you see, I so much in a hurry to greet Tatsuya-kun this morning that I didn’t have time for such petty matters. Besides, you shouldn’t worry about that. It’s not like Tatsuya-kun was in any danger, mm?”

You decide not to comment on that. In a sense, she was right. Now that she had been ‘pacified’, Kurumi Tokisaki wasn’t really a danger to your bro’s physical wellbeing. As for the mental ramifications and the reactions of the other harem members…

>>38381469
That title makes it seem like we are the protag of this series instead of bro.

>>38381512
probably want to bring up that we're not worried about HER hurting him, so much as the other harem members doing so.

Possibly suggest if she REALLY wants to be with him that bad maybe she should work on getting the other girls to the point they're willing to share.

>>38381460
We're in the real world here. Unless someone decides to become the President of Japan and rewrite the marriage laws or they get married off-planet, harems don't work.

>>38381499
>>38381532
We're the MC in this viewpoint though (the quest) while our friend is the MC in-story.

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Sighing, you walk over to the two of them. “Kurumi, get off him.”

She pretends to consider this for a moment. “Hmm, must I? I think I’d rather spend some more time with Tatsuya-kun.”

“Don’t make me do it for you.” You say, a little bit of teeth sifting into your voice. “Plus we’re going to be late.”

“We’re late? Oh crap!” Your bro yells. “Kurumi, we need to go now! I really don’t want to be late for the first day of school!”

Kurumi shrugs. “If fate truly dictates it…” She begins to lift her body up.

For a moment, things are appearing to go smoothly for you. Then fate takes a look at you, as it has done so many happens in the past, sees your intentions and promptly decides to shat all over them.

Why?
Because Hatoko decides to walk in this very moment. “Kazuya-kun, have you found…”

Her voice screeches to a halt the moment she catches eye of Kurumi in the room. A pause follows.

Shenanigans ensue.

“Tat…Tatsuya-kun?” She stutters. “Tokisaki-san?”

“Hatoko! This..this isn’t what it looks like!” Your bro chokes out.

Kurumi doesn’t help. At all. Which is characteristic of her. “Good morning to you too, Hatoko-san." she smirks. "Did you come here to wake up Tatsuya-kun too?”

"You...you...

>Resolve the situation aggressively.
>Resolve the situation passively.
>Stand back and let things happen.
>Toss both girls out.
>Custom option.

>>38381460
Not sure how you got that conclusion from my post. Still, I acknowledge that you are entitled to your own opinion.

>>38381469
I've actually wondered for a while whether there's a show with the premise 'We just saved the world. Now what?' Are there any?

>>>Toss both girls out.>>38381559

>>38381549
You don't need to marry someone to be with them. You can have as many girlfriends/lovers as you want.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.
>Custom

Pick both girls up with our super strength. Place them outside the room. Discuss how our Bro needs to get this shit settled and we are still late for school.

>>38381549
That's what 'mistresses' are for. Technically polyamory works provided you're willing for the state not to care. As long as you don't try to get the tax benefits, and none of the women involved mind, they REALLY aren't going to go out of their way to fuck with you.

>>38381560
>Resolve the situation passively.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.
We don't have time for this. Again.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.

>>38381560
>Custom option.
see >>38381546
Also I vote for letting things happen provided Tatsuya and the girls aren't going to end up hurt or late for school, otherwise break it up.

>>38381560
>>38381603
This. I have no idea just how this'll go with us basically shoving cliches out of the way but it's gonna be glorious.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.
Bro you so owe me for this.

>>38381644
We are already pressed for time and they could take all day to not resolve this shit.

>>38381560
>>Toss both girls out.
BITCHES LEAVE.

Also not a mute protag? Dammit...

>>38381609
>none of the women involved mind
Why do you think they're fighting in the first place?

>>38381731
Right, then we toss both girls out and we discuss this with Tatsuya. Seriously ask him where he wants to go with this.

>>38381781
Didn't say it'd be easy or even possible. Just saying that the actual marriage thing isn't an issue if resolved right.

>>38381584
It would be a really boring show anon.

>>38381609
Polyamory works, but only if all partners recognize and accept the situation. The harem members need to be on good terms with each other, or at least agree to tolerate each other for our bro's sake, but they are still treating this as a competition, which is why it can't work out as it is.

So we either need to make them all get along or get our bro to prune his harem until the remainder can get along. Which is likely to be a size of one.

I wonder if we are more popular in character polls than bro.

Probably not

>>38381807
It would probably be a sort of comedic slice of life, but with superheroes or High Fantasy characters.

>>38381560
>Toss both girls out.

>>38381862
Polls are filled with people bickering over "best girl" we are directly below bro in standing and the only non-fought over placed character.

>>38381862
Depends on our audience. If this has been a generic harem anime, chances are the people who watch this are in it for the girls so we're not that high in the rankings.

>>38381862
We're less popular in character polls, but the fanart and fanfiction based on us is of better quality. At least, when it's not about us fucking our bro. Come on, internet, it's quite clear Tatsuya's straight. We wish he wasn't, it would have solved so many problems, but none of them involve our desire to bone him.

>>38381809
True enough. We need to address bro with this.

>>38381603
Supporting.

>>38381918
>there are radio dramas of our and Tatsuya's seiyuus reading fan letters
>90% are basically yaoi fanfics

so will our protag actually pick a girl or is this one of the ones that will just keep dragging them along endlessly?

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>>38381972

>>38381986
>yfw there's 45 posters in this thread.

>>38381862
>>38381972
Suddenly our ranking in the character polls shoot through the roof.

>>38382067
It's an anime quest with nice header art, a somewhat unique premise, and a good writer at the helm. Of course it has a crapton of posters, though they'll probably even off if this continues beyond the first thread.

Speaking of, OP, do you have a twitter?

>>38381972
Most of them have surprisingly good quality and characterization.

More and more fans tune in purely to hear the ridiculous levels of awkwardness.

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>>38377779
Guys I just got here and am responding to the top

we need to steal the MC from his harem for the ultimate butthurt

>>38377779
Important question...

There were 13 people in total.
Protag
Us
11 others.

Are all 11 others part of the harem or do they fill other roles in the party structure?

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I was dubious of this at first, but now I can only applaud

You did it, Twilight Thorn. You really did it

>>38382205
Six of them are girls, according to >>38377824
>What with five extra, superhuman teenage girls
and >>38378341
>Well, half of them aren’t exactly bad at the art of cuisine but as for the other three...

Other than that, no idea.

>>38382160
They would kill us slowly and painfully

I'm against suicide

It is there and then that you decide you do seriously do not have time to put with this shit. Today was supposed to be a special occasion. For many students around the world, the first day of school meant weeks of homework, bullying, depression and terrible cafeteria food. For you, your bro and your friends, it meant that life had finally returned to normal. It meant that you could walk down the street without being savaged by a horde of corrupted Bengal Tigers, or without having to stop every fifteen minutes to rescue civilians. It was a symbol of peace and just about everything you had worked for.

You shove power to your legs, and move blindingly fast towards Kurumi. Before she has time to react, you grab her by the torso, lift her up and toss her all the way across the room and out the door. Hatoko is next. She’s your childhood friend, so you show her more respect by gently shoving her backwards into the hallway.
Lastly, you slam the door shut and lock it tight. You lean against it. This should stop them from breaking down the door. You defense is sturdier than that of a wall of diamonds.

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Your bro is gasping for breath, and has managed to sit up. “Thanks, Kazuya.” He mutters.

“No problem bro.” You say. It’s just the two of you in the room, with your bro dressed in shorts and a small T-shirt. This is a completely heterosexual situation, and you’ll punch anyone in the face who dares to imply otherwise. “Feeling alright?”

“I’ve had better days, but I’ll be fine.” Your bro says, dragging his school uniform out of a closet. You turn away slightly as he gets dressed. “Wasn’t expecting Kurumi to wake me up though.”

“You know,” you begin. “You really should tell her to stop.”

“But she’s my friend!” Your bro protests. “I don’t have an issue with her waking me up in the morning, but she shouldn’t do…that.”

Yeah, maybe you don’t have an issue, you think. But four other girls definitely would. “Seriously bro, we really need to talk about your safety here. Get some better locks on your doors, for one.”

“Uh, we’re kinda late so that’ll have to wait?” Your bro says, rubbing his head while looking embarrassed. “I didn’t get much sleep last night and I’m kinda hungry right now.”

“Why were you staying up late?” You question.

“I was watching anime and thinking about things.”

Can’t argue with that.

You check your watch. Class starts at 8:30, and it’s now 8:00. There’s no way for your bro to have a proper meal at home and be on time for school. He’ll have to eat something on the way.

>Give him one of your bentos.
>Tell him to have a slice of toast now and snacks at school.
>Stop by the local MgRonalds
>Custom.

>>38382315
Can we get a full list of powers or at least party roles for everybody? We're obviously the TANK

But what was Tatsuya? And what about Hatoko? (Kurumi is obviously the Hexer)

>>38382160
Like I said, genderbend the MC. Being the only one with a D, we'll get all the girls. This plan is flawless.

>>38382353
>>>Give him one of your bentos.
Got your back, bro

>>38382353
>Stop by the local MgRonalds

OP, stop your typos. It's WcDonalds

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.
And this is why we're the wingman. We got you covered, bro. You'll have to buy lunch at school, though.

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.
It'll help for later as well when the other girls try to give him their bentos.

>>38382353
>>Stop by the local MgRonalds
Lets hope there aren't any NEW girls there.

>>38382353
>>Give him one of your bentos.
Figured something like this'd come up. The girls are going to try and force feed you at lunch. God speed bro.

>>38382392
Hes the mc, it would end up with us also turned into a chick and the harem turning into boys

Haven't you watch one of these shows?

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.
Cause we all know his harem are bringing something for him at lunch

Poor bro

>>38382315
>Gently shoving her backwards into the hallway

How gently are we talking? I imagine that a lapse in judgement could crush her body like an eggshell. Come to think of it, are we able to shut our powers on and off, or are we just perpetually SUPAH STRONK and have to watch that shit constantly?

>>38382353
>Tell him to have a slice of toast now and snacks at school.
Toast. In. Mouth. Running.

>>38382365
Hatoko's pretty versatile and probably switches around a lot considering her power allows her to manipulate the elements.

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.

>>38382353
>>Stop by the local MgRonalds

How much do you bet at least one past foe work there?

Either an arrogant guy who's pissed off or a suprisingly chill one

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.

Geeze bro, sometimes I wonder if you would have saved the world without my help.

Captcha: BROcn, its Bro and Bacon. The best of both worlds.

>>38382353
>Toss him the Bento, he can eat it during break and then the girls will have him something.

Also, the moment we get some time alone with him we need to corner him on this. It's not healthy for him to leave it up in the air like this, and it's not fair to the girls for him to lead them on like this. If he wants to be romantic, or not, with one or more of them, he needs to be upfront about it. If they're really his friends, and really are serious about loving him, they'll understand.

Except maybe Kurumi... she'd probably keep up her antics just to bug him.

>>38382353
>>Tell him to have a slice of toast now and snacks at school.

Let's trope it up.

>>38382508
But wouldn't you say that like broken?

>>38382353
>Stop by the local MgRonalds

>>38382440
What? No, if we turn into a girl, we suddenly want the MC's dick. We already make food for him for fuck's sake.

>>38382353
>Give him one of your bentos.

>>38382551
Or it goes the To Love Ru path and the MC becomes a girl and we fall for her, before he has the chance to turn back.

>>38382551
To be fair we make food because we got his BACK. Anybody who wants to read more into it than that is an idiot.

We're probably not a bad catch ourselves, probably more skilled domestically than he is. We just don't have the spark for LEADERSHIP that he does. He leads, we set things up so the thing progresses as it should. The endeavor wouldn't exist without him, but the endeavor wouldn't succeed without us.

>>38382507
>step inside with bro
>see azazel behind the counter
>awkard silence
>customer in front orders a smile
>cue us and bro trying to hide our laughter while azazel's pissed off trying to look like he's genuinely smiling

>>38382620
Bro is a much better cook than us.

>>38382630
>Lord Azazel is a Part-Timer?!

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>>38382603
> to love ru

Nah man, Boku Girl. Hell, Takeru even looks like us.

>>38382647
He would be if he ever fucking FOCUSED on it. Guy's an organizational MESS.

>>38382739
>To be honest, your bro is a much better cook than you

>>38382739
>To be honest, your bro is a much better cook than you, capable of melting the mouths of the most jaded of food critics,

>>38382739
It's already been said he's better than us though

>>38382647
is the reason he is MC and we arent is that we have a bro complex, things like
>Bro is a much better cook than us.
we need to learn to be our own man and not always compare ourself to him

>>38382739
>>38378341
To be honest, your bro is a much better cook than you, capable of melting the mouths of the most jaded of food critics, but over the course of your long journey you managed to pick up a few tips and tricks from him.
He IS better than us. Probably because his parents had to move away and he always lived alone and cooked for himself and us whenever we took a visit.

>>38382794
Oh yes. This makes so much sense.

>>38382794
>>38382865
The irony is that he sees us the same way.

>>38382353
I see what you did there. Totally approve, loved that manga.

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You knew you prepared those bentos for a reason. Grinning, you take one out of the bag and grandly display it to your bro. His eyes light up like stars in the night sky.

“Want one?” you say.

Your bro eagerly nods and begins to dig in, savouring the fried chicken and rice with relish. It’s always nice to see a friend enjoying himself, and more so if he’s your best bro. The two of you exit his room and head downstairs, to find that Kurumi and Hatoko are currently in an argument.

Kurumi is winning.

“You…you can’t do that. It’s just not right!” Hatoko cries.

“Ara, why not?” Kurumi giggles, her smile wide.

“Because it’s indecent and wrong! Ta-kun doesn’t need that sort of thing in the morning. He needs to wake up peacefully!”

“Oh, is that so?” Kurumi’s smirk has turned downright evil. “Bold words coming from you, Hatoko-san. However, did you not do the same thing when we stayed in that hotel in Akihabara? I distinctly remember you trying to do enter his room and…”

“Nooo!” Hatoko screams and tries to silence Kurumi. She leaps out of the way, laughing shrilly.

“Hatoko-san, you are too easily teased. You’ll never get a man at that rate.”

“Alright, everyone, pack it in!” You yell, clapping your hands together. “We’re pressed enough for time as it is. Let’s move!”

The girls stop, but the looks they give each other (Hatoko with a glare, Kurumi with a malicious grin) clearly state that the duel isn’t over. Whatever. They can deal with it themselves. After your bro fetches his school belongings, the four of you exit his house and finally, finally start down the road towards your local academy.

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Before your journey, you and your bro had attended the A-1 Megiddo Academy of Supernatural Development. It was a school specializing in teaching magic classes alongside regular ones. Considered to be one of the best in Japan, you and your bro considered yourselves lucky to get in.

It had also been completely annihilated when the final battle broke out here in Megiddo City. Reduced to rubble, blown apart, disintegrated and some other phrases that would make an architect burst into tears. Your party didn’t have much choice; the battle had taken place in the courtyard. Restraint had been the last thing on your and your comrades’ minds as you faced down a pretty-boy bishonen bastard with flowing white hair and twelve demonic wings sprouting out of his back.

Luckily, in this world where magic and technology have merged near-seamlessly, the Megiddo City Construction Force was able to swiftly get to work and rebuild the area within record speed. At now you and your bro were attending it, again.

“Wow…” the four of you gasp, as you take in the scenery. The place had been upgraded a lot, possibly as a reward for the victory. The buildings had been given a fresh coat of paint, the gym had been refurbished with state of the art equipment and most importantly the students were finally given decent toilet paper!

Thank the Creation Gods for that.

“Man, it’s been a long time, hasn’t it A-1 Academy?” Your bro smiles, stepping forward and exhaling. “Hard to imagine there were times I didn’t want to come here at all. But now that the war is over…I am so glad to be standing here.”

True that, so much.

>Enter the building.
>Take another look around.
>Check the reactions of your friends.
>Custom option.

So, our goals right now in no particular order are
>Help our bro deal with his harem antics
>Get back to ordinary life
>Obtain waifu
Yes?

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>>38382883
>>38382865
>>38382795
This breaks the anon.

Fujoyurigoogles are now active! We need to pair up Hatoko and Kurumi, as they are obviously just tsun for one another.

I'm gonna get some lunch now, so be back in a bit.

>>38383240
Yes

>>38383224
>>Take another look around.
>>Check the reactions of your friends.

Observe self.

Oh, and we finally get a description of Azazel. How long before added to harem?

>>38383224
>Take another look around.
Just to make sure nothing is suspicious. Hopefully it goes easy today It won't

>>38383224
>Check the reactions of your friends.

>>38383224
>Check the reactions of your friends.
>Take another look around.
We're probably gonna end up spotting the other girls.

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>>38383224
Suddenly world building and the classic albino boy who everyone ships with the MC because albinos. They always steal the fangirls.

>Check the reactions of your friends.

>>38383224
>Take another look around.

Shadowruns GO!!

>>38383224
>Check the reactions of your friends.
>Enter the building.

>>38383224
>Take another look around.
>Check the reactions of your friends.

>>38383224
>>Take another look around.
>Check the reactions of your friends.

>>38383271
I feel a profound sense of disgust for this action.

The Codex Descartes does not support this action.

>>38383458
>Codex Descartes

Dare I ask what a metaphysical philosopher has to do with yuri shipping?

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>>38383458
Actually, in section 7-38, you can find supporting evidence for this action.
In a word: Threesome.
>>38383551
Pic related.

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>>38383458
There is no one better for MC than his Bro. None care more or would do more for him than we would. Were one of us a girl then we'd already be dating by now. How many men cook lunch boxes for their best friend? This guy love is reaching critical levels of homo-subtext what with how we slightly looked away when he changed into his school uniform.

And the scene with Kurumi and Hatoko was really cute.

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>>38383551

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>>38383551
>being this new

>>38383642
>>38383640
DEJA VU

>>38383642
>>38383640
>>38383667
THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX

>>38383625
Holy fucking shit Anon-Kun, stop being such a homo jeez.

>>38383224
>Enter the building.

>>38383667
Have we been in this place before?

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>>38383625
Have a reaction image.

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>>38383694
I can't just stop. I don't have many opportunities to reveal my inner shipper!

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>>38383551

>>38383640
>>38383642
STREET RACERS HAVE NO NEED FOR GIRLS

Ive been reading Boku Girl.
You know where I stand on this argument

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>>38383877
I doubt it'll happen. I hope there's a trap though.

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>>38383812
samflam was homoend and we all know it

>>38383992
I know, but the face was too perfect to pass up.

>>38383551
Shut up /u/ idiot

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I'm back and writing.
Pic related.

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>>38384006
Samflam is what made me into a fujoshit.

>>38383877
Mah brother

>>38383625
God fucking damn it this quest has me siding with the slashfans. Bro is endgame man.

>>38384128
Clearly we may have a BroCrush but lets wait for the rest of the main cast to be introduced first.

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>>38384128
Sometimes it's not bad. Like Tiger and Bunny, doesn't get much more homo than that or Samflam.

>>38383625
He really said that?

>>38384318
Samumenco lost all subtlety towards the end.

>>38384128
>>38384179

Yep, yep. Never start with the brocrush, but that ship will endure storms that would sink lesser ships. Brocrush is strongest with adversity.

Yeah, you have to agree with your bro. The place has really been spruced up. Before, it was a good school. Now, it was divine. The cherry blossom trees were a nice touch.

“Shall we go in?” Hatoko suggests, and you all nod. Kurumi steps forward and latches onto your bro’s arm with a contented cat-like grin. Hatoko frowns, and instantly goes to the other. Poor guy just looks perplexed.

The four of you take a step into the school grounds. That’s when everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

>>38384379
Well we could always hope the MC turns into a chick.

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At first, it starts off as a small rumbling, and you wonder if a minor earthquake has broken out. However, it gets louder and louder until you cannot ignore it anymore.

“Oh no.” You whisper.

Oh no, indeed.

The magnitude is intensifying. This is no natural disaster. This is much worse. Worse than an army of zombie ninjas, worse being tricked into walking into the girl’s locker rooms, worse than that fic you read on the Internet about you doing your party’s resident Dick-ass Thief up the ass.

You recognized these creatures. They were the ones that had swarmed the hospital once the thirteen members of the party had been released. They had stalked you in the first weeks of your rest, until you got your party’s haughty ojou-sama to file restraining orders against the more persistent ones. Even then, all of you had to go incognito and move to different houses.

Fangirls.

And to make matters worse, they are students at your school, which means you can’t harm them.

“Eeeeek! It’s Tatsuya-kun!”

“Tatsuya-kun, look this way!”

“Narukami-san, sign my uniform!”

“I want your babies!”

“I want to lick Clock-chan all over!”

“Hatoko-senpai is so cool!”

What the hell are these people smoking? You see some guys in the masses, and to your utmost horror they are the ones fawning over your bro. In any case, the situation is simply going critical. Your bro doesn’t know what to do. Neither does Hatoko, Kurumi or you for that matter.

The fangirls (and fanboys) have you surrounded on all sides, trapping you friends in a small circle. There are nearly two hundred of them. What now?

>Attack aggressively.
>Attack passively.
>Stand your ground.
>Break through and run!
>Custom

>>38384461
>>Break through and run!

Think we can clear the pack in one leap?

>>38384461
>Break through and run!
Grab all three of our party members and freight train our way to safety.

>>38384461
>Stand your ground.

>>38384461
>Stand your ground.

>>38384461
>Take the brunt of it all to allow your bro and the girls to escape.

>>38384461
>Custom
Take off your shirt.

>>38384461
>Stand your ground.

THE EMPRAH PROTECTS
KAZUYA ENDURES

>>38384461
>Break through and run!

Can we AkibaStrip them?

>>38384514
DAMN YOU!! Backing

>>38384461
>Stand your ground.
Stick our arms out and bear the brunt against the oncoming endless tide.

>>38384461
>Take the brunt of it all to allow your bro and the girls to escape.

Go on without me!

>>38384514
Clearly we need to distract them and allow our allies to escape!

>>38384461
>Attack aggressively
Light slaps light slaps.

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>>38384543
Here

>>38384514
This.

>>38384461
>>Stand your ground.
It's not like we can hurt them. Please, Plot-armour-Shinigami, send help !

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>>38384514
We just saved the world, so do you want to die by a group of ravenous fangirls?

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>>38384461
>That's it. Time for the patented Narukami stare, capable of many things. Just breaking the atmosphere and crowd will be enough.

There are times when Bro has no time for your shit. This is one of them.

>>38384514
this

>>38384514
I vote for this. Take it off, and lead the fans on a merry chase around campus. With our powers, we should be able to easily outrun them.

>>38384630
...you don't?