Is this what freeform forum RP is normally like?www.rpnation.com/threads/academy-de-feast-reboot.93892/page-30#post-2671931>' FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!! LET IT ALL OUT LET YOUR RAGE THE SADNESS THE DARKNESS LET IT ALL OUT LET HIM SEE WHO YOU TRULY ARE LET THEM ALL SEE YOUR POWER!!! YOU HAVE POWER THEN PROBABLY ANYONE HERE SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!! AND I WILL BE HERE THE FULL WAY. Remember when your parents died, remember seeing your brother's plane on the news go missing, remember when Toru died!!!!!!! REMEMBER YOU ARE KAI HATRED FULLBRING!!!!' Iak tells Kai all these things making Kai want to let it all out as his chest begins to fade slowly a circle appeared on his chest. Kai held his head in pain as he screams, in pain as a green sphere filled with aura surrounds Kai. His screams can't be heard in such a sphere as he is trapped there, with no way out or in. ' I do want to protect my friends and if the only way I can do it is by joining you then I will!' Kai says talking to Iak. ' Let it FREEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHA I will guide you threw this!!!!' Iak says with a smirk on his face. The sphere burst as magic spills out and something stands in place of Kai. Wind blows roughly as the sphere broke and the being standing in Kai's place has an emotionless facial expression as it stands there it's tail slams on the ground.The character's name is actually "Kai Hatred Fullbring."
Apart from extremely rare exceptions where a forum goes to great lengths to vet players before letting them join, yes, that's what you can expect.
www.rpnation.com/threads/academy-de-feast-reboot.93895/page-2#post-2664208Name:Kai Hatred FullbringAge:17Species:Wizard/Angel/HumanAngel:Kai has to much hatred and anger balled within him that his angel form was corrupted and formed into, what you know as fallen angelBio:Kai's life was always a promising life, his mother an angel, and his father a wizard/human. His mother and father loved him dearly as he treated him like a prince when he was 10 and under. On his 17th birthday Kai's mother told him the angel side of him, when his father told him the human/wizard side of him. Kai was shocked and amazed of his newly found powers, as he trained sense. 5 days after his birthday Kai was walking from training back to his home, only to see his mother and father being killed by demons. In rage Kai's magic finally appeared as he killed the demons with his holy magic.Magic: Dark FireWeakness: Cute girls at times Seeing his friends in dangerStrength:Loves to fight, and train.Personality:Kai likes making new friends, but hates people who try to harm them. His only focus is to get stronger then ever. He will fight for his friends till the day he drops. Kai would put his life in his own friends hands if they where in danger. No matter how big the fight Kai will keep fighting till he dies.
>>38260137>Species:>WizardI don't know whether I find this stupid or an interesting concept for a world.On the other hand, that's basically how D&D handles it with sorcerers, right?
>>38260472And how the Dresden Files handles it.
>>38260472For what it's worth, in Touhou, "magician" is a type of youkai. The only two known magician youkai are Alice and Patchouli. Marisa still counts as a human.
>>38260472not really its more that some people are just born sorcerers they are still the same race as there parentsalthough most sorcerers get there power from draconic ancestry
>>38260137>>38259793Freeform does trend to that. It has its reputation for a reason.If one doesn't carefully vet the community, this is the tripe that can be expected to result. All the blithe baselessness of children playing on the playground, with the pretension and awkward form of an "emotional" teenager.
im so glad the freeform I go to is ball-bustingly confusing now.we don't get shit like this.
>>38261536Untempered, shoddily-handled freeform does descend into playground arguments and poorly-written tripe like this. But there IS good freeform out there. It's just really hard to find.
>>38261653It ultimately comes down to finding those precious few people who value the story being made over their own character.Though, simply being able to separate one's own ego from the characters is often sufficient.
https://www.rpnation.com/threads/academy-de-feast-reboot.93892/page-33Platonic /ss/ between an Anubis monstergirl and a shota merboy is taking place in the latest pages of this very freeform RP.
>>38260472It's how Tolkien handled it.
>>38261817Amusingly, yes. "Species: Human/Angel/Wizard" describes Gandalf pretty well.
>>38262029What's the point of courting the shota if you're not going to break his ass in with an eggplant
>>38261801Colette, why are you linking us to your freeform rps? No one else is going to fap to them.
>>38262077because thats not as romantic
>>38260472>>38261346>>38261445Tolkien aside, the idea of wizards as being an inherently magical race is nothing new - hell, it might actually be more common than the book-learnin' type wizards. But they're very rarely treated as an outright separate species to humans; a wizard is just a human with magic.Like, in D&D, you don't call the child of a regular person and a sorcerer a "half-sorcerer." They're a sorcerer if they start shooting fire out of their hands and they're not if they're don't.
>>38259793I know there was a quest that used this picture for one of it's characters. I can't remember which. It was another royal guard quest I think.
>>38259793I do freeform because I know I can do better and I believe I can change them.
>>38260472He's Wizard-human actually, which is different.
>>38262323thats why some people stay in abusive relationships anon
>>38260137>Species: WizardDammit, the wizards are up to their shenanigans again.
>>38262453But Anon they love me! They can't help but enjoy my characters, now I'm in too deep and leaving will upset people which is one of my least favourite things to do.
>>38262570No, never do that. Never. Do not put the happiness of others above your own.TFW I just stayed in a game because if I left my two best friends would stay even though they really only came for me out of obligation to the other players, or leave thus leaving the other players GMless and down a player
>>38259793Needs more NUH UH MY CHARACTER HAS LASER PROOF ARMOR
>>38259793Strangely enough, the main freeforming site I perused, didn't have this shit.It had a couple drama queens starting arguments of immense autism leading into drama blowups, but not THIS shit.
>>38262218the DCU has "homo magi" as a subrace of humans
>>38260137>killed the demons with his holy magic.>holy magic>Magic:>Dark>Fire
>>38264409He discarded it later as not edgy enough.
>>38259793and there I was thinking all the images people posted here were parodies
>>38260472It's actually the default for most mythology. Wizards are almost never fully human. The idea of over, pyrotechnic magic being something anyone can learn is a relatively new thing, and it's really more a result of D&D and pulp fantasy than anything else. Even today, most media that isn't written by obviously D&D-influenced fantasy authors presents magic as something intrinsic and fundamental to the person casting, rather than something you pick up. Harry Potter, Charmed, Nasuverse shit, fucking Eragon, WoD, 99% of 'modern fantasy' novels and TV, Marvel Comics (DC does this as well, but the Vertigo imprint breaks the rules occasionally), etc etc etc. Most of popular culture presents magic as something you either have an intrinsic aptitude for, or you don't. Things like HP and Nasu even have their wizards different from humans on a genetic level - magical 'genetics' making them somehow more than human.
>>38259793If the forums are not moderated well enough or have open doors then it will only end in chaos. I'm happy with my current 3-year old forum game but I won't share it with you for multiple reasons. However, if you ever find a good forum to have freeforms or are invited to one (invite-only policy is the best policy so somebody is always responsible for other player's actions) then you would be wise no never ever publicly name the forum unless you want to have it reduced to a pile of shit.
>>38264134I am ashamed that I assumed you meant gay wizards.
>>38265312We all hoped for it. It would also prove that it is the taint of woman which restricts wizardhood, not sex.
>>38265331The true question is: does having a "love pillow" of your waifu count?
>>38265354No, it doesn't.Question answered.Trust me.I'm a wizard.With cool magic stuff powers.And stuff.
>>38264409Fire is pretty holy.
>Remember when your parents died, remember seeing your brother's plane on the news go missing, remember when Toru died!!!!!!!>remember seeing your brother's plane on the news go missingRemember MH370.
>>38265549I like to imagine his brother wasn't on the plane, the plane his brother happened to own just got lost in the woods coming home from school.
>>38260137>Wizard>Ever having sex/children>Being a good fatherSuspension of disbelief lost.
>>38264409Plague 7: hail and fire.Plague 9: darkness. Anything can be holy if your chosen deity has the right portfolio.
>>38266159If the wizard was trained in an academy, then it would be resonable to assume that a mid level wizard in his late 30's could make a decent father. It's only the guild masters and archmagi that would be anti-social autists.
>>38259793>Name: H Henderson (goes by "Old Man Henderson").>Age: He isn't quite sure, probably around 67.Type of Creature: Mostly human, probably.>Appearance: a cross of old Hawaiian fashion, and really whatever he finds in his closet. >Personality: Due to a combination of Schizophrenia, Bipolar disorder, dementia, drug abuse, and several other factors. Hendersons personality tends to zig and zag around the borders of sane, but always in the realm of fun.>Bio: After lying about his age to be drafted into the Vietnam war at 12, Henderson has found himself in a variety of strange situations, mostly brought about by his tendency to keep escalating any situation he is put in.>Powers: Fairly Skilled with firearms, and one hell of a fighter in CQC. More strange and random knowledge than you could find in an entire encyclopedia. Practically immune to any drugs and toxins. Strange, almost supernatural luck.>Extras: Even he dosent know a lot about his past.
>>38259793I was gonna say it'd be funny if we hijacked this shit and ran it into the ground. But after reading some of it I don't know what we could do to make it worse.
>>38267559Yes, we know.
>>38267736I'm just confused. I though old man Henderson was purely /tg/ thing. Did someone from here make this?
>>38267622some faggot would just tattle and ruin the plan just like last time we tried to pull that shit
>>38267786Henderson's tale is spread far and wide.That someone would steal it is not surprising, though the fact that he's being played relatively straight is... startling. To say nothing that the others let it fly without immediate alarm.
>>38267902The place doesn't seem to have a lot of quality control.They'd probably accept anything short of Macho Man Randy Savage.
>>38267849>Last timeNot that I'm suprised we've done this before, but when did this happen? Did we get anything out of it?
>>38267969Hell, call him Randall Poffo and you could still probably get that through.
>>38259793What the fuck does "Academy de feast" even mean?
>>38260137Am i the only one who thinks that this would make a really great base for character development?You know, someone starting out as a collection of assorted edges, and slowly, during the story having all the edges dulled, and realizing that being an A-bomb of rage is actually rather a curse than a power. And later finding out that it *actually* is a curse and subsequently going on an epic quest to lose the edginess curse.
>>38269455The edges have to start from somewhere, though, before you can have the "edges losing their edge" arc.The angry, bitter young delinquent sitting in a jailcell has to start bitter and angry before he goes on an adventure and become a champion of humanity and savior of his bloodline.
>>38269551Well the character described there was basically all edge.Come on his name is "Kai Hatred Fullbring".The thing with his parents dying would actually work too.The demons that killed them were the source for the edge/rage curse, but kai wouldn't know that.And he should only be able to fulfill his quest for curse removal, if he is able to not murder the fuck out of the villain who did it. So in order to remove the curse of insatiable range he would have to overcome himself.Basically like hulk.
>Absolutely love forum RPs>Weave epic storylines>Spend days agonising over important plot posts>Drop mind-blowing plot twists>The sheer joy of seeing other characters develop and grow>The excitement of logging on and seeing a new post>The crushing realisation that you're the only player who really cares>Watching a interesting game wither and die because the fucking players don't bother to post>;_;
>>38260137I think one of the biggest sins committed here is that the "muh revengence" and "muh dead parents" were so horribly shoehorned inIt doesn't add anything to the character aside from giving them an excuse to be a brooding, edgy faggot
>>38269657Remember, though: according to his profile, his friends are his life, and he would do absolutely anything - even fall to darkness and become das uber edgelord - if it were done in the name of his friends.How the fuck does he have friends, anyway, and why would he value them so highly?
>>38269455It can absolutely be a good concept when looked at from that angle.The problem is that >>38260137 Clearly isn't going for that, instead his edginess is just an excuse for him to have bullshit power beyond already being a half-angel/half-wizard. His anger will never be addressed as a curse because the writer doesn't believe it is, to them It's just "hey look guys, my character is super angry all the time, isn't that cool?"And, hell, even that would be fine if he just went full Angron and was just a berserker with no really feelings for others. But instead he's just a generic anime hero guy who can go super sayien because "He's angry".
>>38269765The edge gives him an out to alwaways fall to darkness and become even more powerful. If he were on the straight and narrow, he wouldn't see the opportunities to become stronger, not without a minimum of effort. The "fall to the dark side" is the easiest route to a power spike, and it's never written as a bad thing by shitty RPers.
>>38269697Are you me anon?This is exactly what made me stop Forum RPing.
>>38269741This is the point! He has friends because he wasn't always Sir Edgegar McEdgypants. He got cursed by the same demons that killed his parents and he never realized it because he thought what he felt was the righteous anger over the death of his parents.>>38269765Yeah i never said otherwise.Also:>he's just a generic [anime] hero guy who can go super sayien because "He's angry".Soooo basically like the Hulk?
>>38269834In my experience, there are two kinds of (forum) freeform RP:>The thread inhabited by shitters that goes on forever>The exclusive high-quality thread inhabited by trusted friends/players that dies out almost immediatelyI'm a victim of the latter more often than I'd like.
>>38269876>Soooo basically like the Hulk?Yeah, but the hulk's power isn't (supposed) to be a good thing. It's something Banner either learns to control or break away completely from. Pretty much anytime the Hulk comes out in his own comics it ends up being a bad thing for everyone enemy or otherwise, and it certainly hasn't made Banner's life easier.This is just using "angry mode" as a crutch.
>>38269697>>38269834>>38269879/tg/ needs its own roleplay forum.
>>38269879It's worse when the latter kind of thread constantly gets delayed by players who won't post because 'not in the mood', because 'irl issues', because 'my cat is on fire', etc. etc., and it drags on for months.And the guy in charge of the thread just caters to those players and lets them get away with it instead of making strict posting deadlines because muh friendships.
>>38269741How the fuck does he have friends, anyway, and why would he value them so highly?Because, having his entire motivation just be "I fight for my friends" is much easier than giving him a fully fleshed out pathos.
>>38270101Shit>How the fuck does he have friends, anyway, and why would he value them so highly?Because, having his entire motivation just be "I fight for my friends" is much easier than giving him a fully fleshed out pathos.I forgot the Green text.
>>38270101>>38270128This actually makes some amount of sense and is a common shitter hallmark. The player who constantly falls back on the "I fight for my friends" excuse for anything hasn't attempted any sort of self-characterization.
>>38270089Or worse, when the Moderator themselves just fucking disappear off the face of the planet and leave the entire thing unable to move.
>>38270089Another bad thread trend is the player who involves themselves in a lot of core plotlines in the thread, then disappears, killing the entire thread in the process because they can't write around him.
>>38267969>They'd probably accept anything short of Macho Man Randy Savage.https://www.rpnation.com/threads/fantasy-highschool.95227/page-6
>>38270179>Not fighting for your friends
>>38268295https://www.rpnation.com/threads/fantasy-highschool.95227/page-6Last week's attempt to get characters passed. All were accepted. Page 54 is when the group started posting.
>>38270255It's fine to have a character who's loyal to his comrades, hell, his loyalty can even be his defining trait. But it shouldn't be his only motivation unless he's given a specific reason as to why he would be so loyal to said person/group. It can't just be "Muh friends"
>>38270255>not glassing cunts for ye mates
I actually found some of my old freeform rp characters. Is it bad that they were all naruto related?
>>38270268>>38270240I'm actually having trouble which ones are fake or not. I'm pretty sure AMAZO, Thomas, and Colin are ours and I think Kira is ours too, but I'm not sure.
These always make me hurt a bit, inside. >Be autistic 14-year-old>Join a freeform rp once>Make up magic knight-type character>Some other guy comes out of nowhere and starts a 3-page long argument about how my dude is "unrealistic" because nobody could POSSIBLY dedicate time to swordfighting AND magic use>Check out his character>Cyrus genericfurryname>300 Years old half-god half-Cthulhu>Just rebelled against his parents>Can generate black holes>Mfw
>>38270268>Macho Man get's completely ignoredWhat kind of shit show is this?
>>38270045This would either be the best or the worst thing ever.
>>38270563I wish I could say that I regret the time I spent rping naruto, but I got a best friend from it and honestly, I don't even hate the characters we made.
>>38270607I was Kira, but unfortunately Macho Man and I never got to fully participate.
>>38267786Yeah, it was someone from here. The same guy made Diavolo from Jojo as well.>>38267849>>38270240He's in this RP.
>>38259793Yes. Those parodies aren't as far from the real thing as one would hope.Still, if one manages to cope with the constant wangst and edge inherent in freeform, it becomes a form of high-comedy akin to that awkward period of 40k in between Rogue Trader and the modern grimdark.
>>38267559If you're going to play him, at least do it right!
>>38270651I had a similar thing happen when I first started, except I remember that it somehow became an argument about Japan's place in world war 2 and the various tragedies they committed, as well as the ethicallity of weapons of mass destruction as a deterrent. That was a weird fucking bleach RP.
I like doing non-lewd free form RP with a friend over on Steam. A lot less hassle than to get a group and a DM together.
>>38270938I'm confused. Is werewolf-god it's own race? Ois is he a god that happens to be a werewolf?Neither would surprise me at this point.
>>38270685My vote is the best. Get some decent mods (eg the sad anons who want proper games) and I think it would work.
>>38270982>Ois*Or isFuck I can't type.
>>38271101You know. I don't think this person is actually Japanese.
>>3827106710/10 would fap again
>>38271101this is too much less than three.
>>38271015Age 740...Bitten when she wast attending high school...So I guess the game takes place at least in 2640?
You knew it was coming
>>38271318>I checkedThis is gold.
>>38270938>born 11245 in south Carolina yo an upper class family and spent his childhood on a ranchMy brain hurts.
>>38270942It is IIRC. One of /tg/'s own, in fact. Does anyone have the 14,000 year own Italian vegan vampire?
>>38271436Maybe he is from Vinland?
>>38271538It's just a human warrior with a player who has a REALLY high opinion of himself.>Agility of elves and worgen>Strength of draenei and dwarves
>>38271538>The first thing anyone notices about him are his eyes, a brilliant sort of green (...)>Eyes are covered up by goggles
>>38271538This guy's not that bad. Still a huge sue, but wa better than >>38271132 or >>38271067
>>38259793>kai hatred fulljoy
>>38269551Jotaro never lost his edginess though. Nor did his edges really have a beginning.
I did freeform RPG when I was young, and was one of the few who actually took things seriously. I managed, through savvy and tactics, to avoid the sues at all costs. For a time.The moment that caused me to quit was when I was in a one on one fight with the enemy leader(the greatest of sues). I shot him with a rocket launcher, at a range where even if he dodged he'd still get hit, and what was his response?Lolno, I just walk it off and pin you to the ground. So I kicked him in the nuts. (He was very clear about his character being male.) My nuts are made of steel, seriously, stop cheating, your character isn't this powerful, do this again and I'm gonna report you to the mods. At this point left, but not before (via private messaging) getting his account suspended.
>>38272018He's like Cyclops from X-Men. He needs goggles to contain the sheer awesomeness because whenever he walks the street without them, he has several dozen women spontaneously latch onto him. There is a 30% chance each of them becomes impregnated by doing so.
>>38271468He's from over 9000 years in the future, and from south carolina.
>>38272529Jotaro's not really edgy, he's just kind of an asshole.
>>38260137> no Kai, you are the demons.
>>38270938>his mother was murderI'm surprised he didn't use this as an excuse to make him part grim reaper too.
>>38270179One of the worst shitter hallmarks is those fuckers who leave their character history blank because they think it makes them seem mysterious.
>>38267559>>38270240>>38270607>>38270715>>38270741Guys I have an idea. When I get done with Sir Bearington, we find a new RP. I go old man in disguise and when the moment is right, I reveal I'm the Emperor. Death to sues, right?
>>38274835There's actually someone there who seems familiar with 40k loreAside from the technical lore rape, they weren't all that suishThen again, that just be because I'm comparing him to >>38259793
>>38271318>Shes not pregnet>I checked
>>38274940Oh. But I think that would derail anything. Next to rping as a pyrovore or evesor I can't think of anything else.
>>38261811Topkek, all too true
>>38275056Its ok she's not pregnet.
>>38274579>Backstory: Unknownor>Character has amnesia and can't remember their pastAlways shit like that.
>>38271352What's... what's so special about the showers, Cyborg?
>>38274835>>38274835Do it, but don't tell us until the RP's so off track that it flies off of the Henderson Scale. Otherwise someone will snitch and ruin the fun.Alternatively, fix a shitty RP by making a plot, and by making yourself a villain.
>>38275317Okay. But this is an idea in the making. I may or may not do this.
>>38275262>mfw Cyborg wants the D.
What would be the consequences of using this as a rp character?
>>38275412Unless krill somehow migrate to land, you're gonna starve.
>>38275555Look at the eyes. That is the look of a predator.
>>38275360>Edgelord teleports behind you>"psh... nothing personnel... kid">Goes for deathblow>Suddenly gets obliterated by mind bullets>I was actually the God Emperor of mankind all along. I was just using my psychic powers to make myself look like an edgy highschooler.It's so retarded. You have to do it.
>>38275739It's going down on my list. But how do I do it in a way that makes it awesome?
>>38275767Become a average high-schooler with amnesia and strange, yet powerful, psychic and magical powers. The reveal is you wiped your own memories for fun, so your betrayal of all your new friends is all the more horrific and so you'd actually have a challenge.
>>38275412Mary Sue. Too perfect.
>>38272593Look, Neo-Vikings probably invaded at some point.It's entirely reasonable for New Vinland to include the sunken megacities of Surcarnolnia, after they've been purged of the Unterwasserhunds that trawl the region, of course.Damn Hyper-Nazis and their weird obsession with making underwater everything.
>>38275837>God dammit; and it's rush hour, too.>This is just gonna destroy my commute..>I should have just taken the cross-town, today.
>>38271101HOLY FUCK I PLAYED ON A GARRYSMOD MEDIEVAL RP SERVER (it was shit) WITH THIS FAGGOTThey always played weird children characters while me and some friends (with server owner authorisation) played a crew of goblins whose entire purpose was pissing off the various mary sues and killing Inphy (that was the char name) over and over againSo much butthurt. It was brilliant.
>>38275412>WorpionIs this Impossible Creatures
>>38275917BullshitThere is no possible way someone that horrible actually exists
>>38275837>Failed the job interview now I have to deal with this shit.>Fuck it I'll become a hero.
>>38275837>>38275897I love it, the businessman just has that exasperated demeanor that says the giant crab is a semi-regular nuisance like how northern regions are with blizzards.
>>38275827I like it.>>38275837How is that a sue? >>38275938Yes it is. And my picture is another idea I could use.
>>38275952I'm absolutely not kidding. Garrysmod "serious" roleplay servers is where this shit comes from. This might have actually been from the Introductions section of the server forum, now I think about it.
>>38276024screencaps or it didn't happen
>>38275827>>38275975We're gonna out Sue the Sues.
>>38276105But wouldn't that be wrong? Still not seeing how a whalporion is a sue. If things get to suish I might have to bring out my picture and see where things take me.
>>38275827This could actually be a really cool idea for a villian.The evil overlord suddenly disappears, erasing his ow memories because he got bored of his ld life.Turns out forgetting who he was didn't make him any less of an asshole.Slowly becomes more powerful as his memories start to come back and begins to plot against the heroes as he starts to recall who they are.
>>38276157>Damn it looks like I'll be eating octopus for a while.>I hate octopus.>Thank god I didn't get my car fixed yet.
>>38276066Can't find any screencaps sadly, the website in question was http://mercenarylegends.com and this was 2013-2014Bonus content: Turns out the previous owner of the domain had some uh, interesting stuff toohttp://web.archive.org/web/20040727101954/http://mercenarylegends.com/
>>38276168No idea how Whalporion is a sue. I guess because he's powerful? But that's more on account of him being an ungodly hellbeast than anything.
>>38276248I like it.
>>38276239Ok, I believe you
>>38275412Someone would get whale cock. Or you'd forefill someone's vore fetish.
>>38276157>How does this shit keep happening?>I moved to Kansas *just* so I wouldn't have to put up with giant seafood attacks!>[SIGH]>Honey? Yeah, it's me.. Call the Golden Emperor Buffet. Tell them we have a load of calamari, if they're interested... Okay, love you too.
>>38276330I have mixed feelings about you.
>>38276368I just state the truth I see.I have ended doing so many other people's fetishes.
>>38276445No Anon. I don't know if I should be creeped out or be angry at you for taking something as wholesome as a whaleporion murdering edgelords, and sues to going magical realm.
>>38276489People who make sues like that often have weird fetishes. I don't even want to talk about what happened when I made a telekinetic bear.
>>38276573It ended in this didn't it?
>>38276573Tell us the story Anon. We can take it.
>>38270988I'd be up for it. It couldn't be half as bad as some of the shit I've seen today.
>>38276600Things got far more awkward then I had anticipated. He was just supposed to be an starter villain to get the thread rolling.>>38276640Basically I ended up not jobbing taking a Hawkwoman expy hostage and her player basically wanted the communist bear D.
>>38276716Well did you?
>>38276716Oh my. Sounds crazy.
>>38276780Rape is not my fetish. Yet it seems like its all I do.>>38276792I just wanted a fun little super hero thread. Filled 1970's over the top silver age shit.
>>38276905Anon, sometimes things don't go as planned.
>>38264409Fire is the holy light of purification.
>>38269741>How the fuck does he have friends, anyway, and why would he value them so highly?When damn near everything makes you mad, you come to treasure the things that don't.
>>38276924They never do.My campy town-guardsmen is now a drunken wreck of a man trying drown out the memories of all his friends he watched die. He has survived two party wipes.
>>38277043This what he needs.
>>38265300>aos. I'm happy with my current 3-year old forum game but I won't share it with you for multiple reasons.Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>38276716Now when you say Hawkwoman are we talking Shiera, Shayera or Kendra?
I feel like this thread is slowly becoming freeform roleplay general.
>>38259793I recognize that birdshota!>>38262270Yep, Bloodline Protector Quest by EGO. First part was great, then EGO fucked everything up and made shit all retarded. Birdshota got a banging musclegirl wife and then his son turned out to be a huge faggot.
>>38277246Mostly that she had a wings and a mace, her background. I don't think any of them were military experiments or had personalities limited to token resistance.
Freeform roleplay sure can get bad, but do you want to know what can be just as bad? Modded Minecraft roleplay, especially in a large sized server. There is a story behind this, if anyone wants to hear it.
>>38277420It's close enough to being /tg/ related
>CTRL-F "Edgardo" >0 of 0 You poor, poor faggots, allow me to show you the way.
>>38260472Isn't that technically how Harry Potter handles it too?>>38262218>subspecies of mankind that occasionally "awakens" to it's potentialSo basically, wizards are fantasy X-Men?
>>38277444>inb4 "it's fake, get a life"
>>38277444You only posted the first half, tripper.
>>38275917Care to go further in depth about this anon? Surely there was at least one story worth sharing.
>>38259793If you want a good freeform, try /TG/'s own Mages Guild, it isn't full of powerlevel fags, and everyone there is pretty great, even if it gets trolled sometimes, it is always pretty fun
>>38270685It would be nothing but a sea ebin maymays like Sir Bearington and Old Man Henderson and people playing their /tg/ waifu like Xeno or Cultist-Chan.It would be hell.
>>38277678I don't care if this is the fakest shit in the world.This is the kind of golden age animu bullshit I live for.
>>38259793Google tells me that this Bird shota is supposed to be Azmodeus, but I'm not sure if I believe it.Anyone know for certain?
>>38278242You and me both, anon.You and me both.
>>38259793>>38260137This is too much for me, I can't stop laughing
>>38277440Alright, so, I got recommended to this server by a friend over Skype, since he knew that I roleplayed, but wasn't quite into it himself. All that I knew going in was that there were a few main mods, all focused around magic, which I've describe here for the benefit of those that don't play modded Minecraft. Please note that these are the big mods, but there were plenty of smaller ones in there too.Botania is all about plant based magic, and making or using the power of the Earth and plants in some way to achieve your goals. Ars Magica is the conventional write spell, make spell, cast spell affair, and although the spell customization is nice it makes a primordial sin by needing you to grind for levels to get more modifiers to make spells with and not have a mana bar that runs out five seconds into doing something. Blood Magic is just exactly what it sounds like, sacrificing mobs or your own health at a giant altar to create mystical objects that can be pretty neat, and finally there was Thaumcraft, a mob based around research and generally attempting to be artificer of the year. Right at the list, I saw something odd, however. There was a mentioned of a mod that adds pony models, and another that COULD let you play as an orc, elf, dwarf, etc. but it most often used for playing furries. I knew that I was in for a rough ride, but curiosity drove me forward.So, I logged on to the server, and what do I immediately see in the chat? Someone attempting to offer the soul of another player to demons while typing in all caps, and immediately getting beaten back 'BUT NOT DEFEATED!!!' by three other people, all of which were styling themselves as powerful mages. As I learned rather fast, almost everyone went for Ars Magica and Blood Magic, since those two were the most powerful out of the gate and the easiest to learn, as you could just watch some basic Youtube tutorials and be powerful. Plus, most people wanted to be powerful wizards or edgelords, so it fit.
>>38278150I think t would start that way, but over time could end up being really cool.
>>38278477Botania had a niche user-base, but not one of more than two or three people due to it taking a long time, and nobody used Thaumcraft or its assorted addons due to it needing you to do some in game research minigame to unlock shit.And so, after listening in for a bit, I trekked off into the wilderness, picking a character name and beginning the journey of Jack Fair, asshole Thaumaturge. Without talking to anybody at all for a good while, I found a place far away from spawn and locked myself down in an underground base, not talking to anyone until I had completed every bit of research, and prepared for every situation. Of course, I did a fair amount of Blood Magic and Ars Magica as well, but not nearly as much. Once I came out to socialize, oh boy did the fun ever start.Wandering around to see if I could find something someone's base to stir some shit, I ran into some fuck who had an anthro dragon skin, complete with wings and tail. Instantly, he derided Jack for being a human, also instantly knowing his name without prior interacting with him at all. Deciding that this was a good time to assuage his ego to get what I could, Jack played beta for a while, acted all submissive and used some high honorifics, and asked if he could help. Draco, as he called himself, declared that he was on his way to the high wizard meeting, and that Jack could accompany him if he wished. Swapping from his thaumaturge's robes to basic bitch Ars Magica robes, Jack agreed, and so the two ran to this fuck-huge tower that looked like someone had vomitted iron and gold blocks over the landscape and attempted to sculpt a usable building out of it. Walking into the chamber, I noticed something immediately: everyone that was fighting earlier when I joined the server were there. The sacrifice-ee, the sacrifice, and the people who performed the rescue all acting like friends and that nothing happened. All but Draco were pissed about me being there, though.
>>38278242You know if it was done in a way that kept the meta context, I think that shit might make a pretty baller LN.
>>38278964I just want to see the final battle between Edgardo and Xero. The man who learned how to cheat the rules versus the man to whom the rules never even applied. That shit would be so hype Trigger would have to check to make sure they weren't being plagiarized.
>>38270045Why would you voluntarily play with anyone from /tg/?
>>38278964I think the best way to do it would be to copy the text directly, and portray it in a narrative form. At the beginning of the book we can have the classic black page with white text and something like "This is a true story reader, all of this really happened" or something to that effect.
>>38278964I fully support this anon's opinion.
>>38261801Is it just me, or would her breasts and genitals be exposed?
>>38279052I do agree that novelization is the way to go.But a few things like an awkwardly shaped tavern so it could have ten corners off to the side so every broody bastard could have there own corner away from others and Edgardo walks straight up to the barkeep being cheery would would be amazing to see.Especially if it had a moment of narration were the player talks about how it must be 8th dimensional.
>>38279161 I believe so. I think it might actually be from some kind of hentai manga.
>>38279191I like the idea of having still images with the text to the side. Like an image of Goldnharl laughing in the face of assorted weapons and next to the image the text >Goldnharl weathered the tide, taking kunai and fireballs and shadow spears without so much as flinching. Next panel a close up of Goldnharl with appropriate expression >Because fuck you Magnify zoom. >He's Goldnharl So like a still image for each line of text, with the text verbatim next to the image.
>>38277420>but do you want to know what can be just as bad?Literally any form of roleplay in existence.
>>38278850So, they all seemed to hate the idea that a dirty common wizard was there, and they all proceeded to type their entire fucking life's story, including how awesome they are and how they defeated entire armies and similar, all of which obviously happened completely off screen and how any defeats they may have suffered in the server's histories were just as planned for the even bigger goal, all the standard Mary Sue wizard stuff. The hilarious thing, though? Thanks to the Minecraft message text size limit, all of them were typing at the same time, so there was around five different back stories being said piecemeal at the same time, so it gave the impression of five wizards shouting over each other about how awesome they were to the new person. Needless to say, I didn't really pay much attention, and instead took to creating a recall point here for later with Ars Magica so I could teleport back while they weren't paying attention.Eventually, Draco told them all that I was his servant, and they all decided that it was okay that I was there, although I had to stand in the corner if I wanted to stay. I complied, and watched as they all quietly reached over and started verbally jerking off everyone else. Eventually, the meeting winded down to a close and they all said their goodbyes. All left but the one who owned the tower, and Draco insisted that I come back with him so I could live serving him like a nice little servant should. I said that I wouldn't, he threatened my life, I still said no, he threatened my life again while reminding me OOC that the server had four day long bans on death to simulate one recovering in bed after nearly dying, and I said no one last time. He then pulled out his spellbook, and launched a damage spell that would have one hit me, if not for the barrier that appeared to soak the hit when my thaumic runic shielding activated and me rapidly swapping to the end game thaumic armour, pictured, made from the void between worlds itself.
>>38279238That does work too. Hell it might work even better then what I was proposing.Do we have a drawfag in this thread?
>>38279251You're doing great. Keep going.
>>38279238I lost it anon
>>38278964>>38279052>>38279191>>38279238All your ideas suck, the obvious answer is this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0We need to get plague to do it.
>>38270045Just play in the quests. That's essentially what they are.
>>38270938>215 lbs pure muscelNo bones, then. Okay.
>>38270938>Rivals I have a list...Should we know or be worried?
>>38279388And I thought the story was gay.
>>38270938I like to imagine that his pet is like "A Guy Named Squid".
>>38279388This needs to be a thing.
>>38279251It would have been a much longer battle if he bothered to enchant his armour, but as it was it ended rather rapidly when I pulled out the same staff as is in the picture, affixed the primal focus, and shat out about fifty seeking prismatic spheres of exploding fuck you directly in his direction. In retrospect, I went a bit overboard as after he was dead after the first few, the rest went out into the focus, seeking out things that weren't me and permanently buggering up the landscape in the surrounding area with blast craters. And so, with Draco silenced for a few merciful days, Jack Fair went back to his base to make the ultimate tool of thievery: the dislocation focus. Long story short, the server had this plots that you could get that protected people from opening chests, doors, breaking blocks, etc. in your house. The dislocation bypassed that by letting you temporarily removing the block from existence, storing it in your staff or wand, and then placing it down later. The best part? It didn't show up on blocklogging either, so it was untraceable. The next evening, I walked up to that big tower when the shitty wizard that owned it was away, placed down a sign outside, and wrote 'Hope you like my changes -Draco' on it, dislocated it, opened up a portal through the wall, stepped inside, dislocated the sign back into existence in the storeroom, and dislocated every chest out of there. In character, this was because Jack Fair needed more resources to complete his infusion room's infrastructure so that he didn't have to cart jars of essentia around any more. Plus, he could finally afford to make the next focus that I needed for my master plan: warding, which made any block that it was used on straight up unbreakable. I promptly warded my base, and constructed special warded door so nobody could get in that way either, and finally did a layer of astral barriers from Ars Magica so nobody could even teleport in.Then, the owner of the tower logged in.
>>38279388You know that is amazing. Although I pictured the bar looking significantly more mundane and the player just over reacting to it. With a floor plan kinda like this._____L | L | L | L|
>>38279702I imagined it being like a bathroom with stalls but no doors so as to maximize the number of corners.
>>38279725>>38279702You know that came significantly more triangular in the message box. I didn't think 4chan auto corrected the spaces at the beginnings of paragraphs.But that works too.
>>38279388You do good work noble drawfriend.
>>38279867Oh I didn't draw shit, I just found it through Google.
>>38279909Whelp thanks anyway.Did you find anymore content for this?
>>38279960Not much really, there was an old archived thread about a drawfag trying to turn it into a comic or something. Everything was 404'ed though so I can't really decipher whether it was good or not.
This reminds me of the time a fa/tg/uy raided some RP forumhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=priapus
>>38279612Don't leave me hanging you bastard. Finish this!
So freeform can create some truly horrible things?
>>38279612Oh boy, was he ever pissed about the entire contents of his storeroom being gone, especially considering that there were a whole bunch of named equipment in there that was supposed to be legendary. Vowing vengeance against Draco, he plotted to kill him when he next got on, and got two of the wizard group on it. Over global, I saw one of the pony players, who had been very quiet up to now, asking for help. Apparently, some of the more normal Mary Sue players that weren't part of any group that I've met at that point went to town on the ponyfags, who were apparently going for town roleplaying on local chat only rather than being powerful mages all day every day, so they couldn't quite fight back against people spamming spells that bypass regular armor entirely.Feeling a bit bad for them, I decided to help the poor fuckers, and after getting the coordinates and getting shouted at by the people who were raiding them for helping 'such colossal shitlords,' I made it there. Three people versus one thaumaturge, and the three lost quickly. It ended rather fast since there is a focus thanks to the aforementioned primal focus, and another one that lets you summon swarms of bats that drain health to heal you with, set your opponent on fire, and explode. The pony players, both IC and OOC were grateful, and Jack Fair was kind, offering to help them remain safe. Receiving praise from some blue horse princess, he offered them a temporary home, under his shadow while he taught them the secrets of thaumaturgy to defend themselves. Accepting, they created a village above Jack's base, and I taught them the ways of Thaumaturgy and molded them into my own little warriors. Officially, they all listened to their leader. Unofficially, that leader listened to me.They slowly armed up as they all roleplayed beating their plowshares into swords, learning thaumaturgy, and establishing a home defense force. Draco's ban then expired.>>38280097Sorry, sick today so I'm super slow.
>>38280164If you've never been there you have no idea.I have meet some of them in real life. It was a mistake.
>>38280164No more than any other game of pretend.
>>38270045>Questfags>Those mage guild retardsNo, no it absolutely does not. You guys only get to seem above that shit because you have the benefit of being anonymous. Nobody can see your dirty laundry.
>>38270916I love how her being part Vampire is on the same level as being mixed-race."I'm Russian/Japanese, if you're curious. Oh, also Vampire."
>>38280272>Draco's ban then expired.SwedenYes
>>38280542Never ceases to amaze me how much of a problem /tg/ has with people roleplaying.
>>38280780/tg/ always commits the same bullshit it complains aboutlike the dwarf fortress minecraft serverwhat an utter shitshow that was
>>38280272I'm not quite sure what happened in between Draco and the wizard group due to them using local chat, but apparently Draco's house got wrecked by explosions while he was there, and killed one of the wizard vengeance cabal before he had to flee. Now, it was war and the wizard group was tearing themselves apart, all the while I built up a stockpile of thaumic doom's day weapons large enough to scare the USSR.See, there is something called Tainted Land in Thaumcraft, which is very rare, but it is essentially magical cancer as a biome that spreads over the nearby landscape, corrupts life to be hostile to all non-tainted shit, and is generally horrible. Through an endgame research, you can make bottles of it that create a patch on breaking. The second weapon was infused fire, which was added by one of the addons. Infused fire spreads rapidly over the landscape, transforming almost any blocks it comes into contact with into its related elemental flavoured equivalent. For example, Ignis Imbued Flame, yes, fire imbued flame, converts a wide variety of things into sand and sandstone, and the aqua imbued flame turns things into ice and snow. However, all of stopped by water, thankfully, and as I should have mentioned earlier, the ocean generation is amped up to actually have some moderately sized continents, so one phial being dropped wouldn't be the end of the world. Say, remember that recall point I set earlier? Jack Fair, asshole thaumaturge, showed back up, stole everything again, and finally dropped a couple bottles of tainted land there. When the shit wizard next woke up, he saw that his house was over-run by tainted land, and after freaking out in the chat, I offered to clean it up for him, since I knew how. He accepted, but didn't appear to recognize me as the weak mage from that one meeting, so I cleaned it up with some ethereal blooms, before offering to help hunt down Draco. To that end, I got to visit the homes of many other 'allied' players.
>>38280910>To that end, I got to visit the homes of many other 'allied' players.You're a monster.
>>38280780Nigger, I've seen what counts as roleplaying among your misbegotten kind.
Ahhh Free Form RP. Though it is where I started my love of roleplaying fantasy characers I can confirm it is exactly as bad as it seems. Like for instance one of my favorite ones run by some pretty cool admins was a place that was pretty much Renaissance Era with Celtic overtones so there were fey courts and all that neat stuff and people did a pretty good job of playing characters that were a part of the world or far off travelers sitting here for a spell on their way to being lostAnd then a Silver Dragon otherkin who literally wanted to fuck every single character regardless of gender, species, or marital status showed up. Then an Undead Werewolf Antipaladin who whined 'no one ever gives him a chance to show how good he is' when he does Chaotic Evil shit all the timeAnd finally the person who came with their own 'homebrew' race that were pretty much Dragon Elves that had almost no more females (because evil vampires killed half the species...for some reason) so they could all Mpreg instead. Sadly, the Admins were far too nice and one couldn't run a story to save his life so it fell apart.
>>38281002why do you show me these dark things
>playing a NWN persistent world>full of furry races>"Well, whatever, at least they have some really cool lizardfolk">play that>queen of the land, played by a DM, is an anthro dragon futa with two dicks>mfw I somehow managed to play in this environment for months before realizing how insane everything wasI must have critfailed my san roll and blocked everything out or something.
>>38281033Rules are needed to restrain shit players.Limiting racial choices is the biggest one.
>>38280910It's like 3.5 casters in minecraft form.
>>38281051Because you must know the face of the enemy.
>>38281147I agree, thus was the problem with the Admins being all "Well this town is sort of a magical crossroads through the fey realm so lots of things can show up" There's a point when you should just slap people and say "no your character is dumb because it will not make believe play with everyone elses make believe characters go make another one"I mean seriously, how the fuck does something undead become a werewolf anyway?
>>38281236Maybe it was a werewolf that became undead?
>>38281210STOPFOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR
>>38280780/tg/ is awful, this much is fact
>>38281002Yet it's STILL not as bad as those Modern Fantasy threads /tg/ used to have. Or worse yet, motherfucking Harem Knights
>>38281302tgchan was even worse
>>38281264You'd think that but no, he showed up as a simple Undead Deathknight Antipaladin and found the one local lycanthrope character and BEGGED to be bitten. Guy had a huge boner for wolves. Possibly literally since the lycanthrope virus could spread that way too.So then he became a Werewolf Undead Deathknight Antipaladin. Seriously though, I like this guy because he gave me hope that my characters weren't shit.
>>38281337Nothing is worse than Harem Knights. Not even Warhammer High
>>38281342>Possibly literally since the lycanthrope virus could spread that way too.Nope. Not even surprised at this point.
>>38281210I was in that as the Dustomancer, I watched it slowly slide downhill from the normal, silly debate into utter freeform madness.I wept dusty tears.
>>38280780It may surprise you to learn that /tg/ does not stand for roleplaying. In fact there's a decent portion of the board who only cares about wargames or card games or something similar.
>>38270916>Secret Russian Magic
>>38270045Didn't people make a forum named 'Tiji' to roleplay in?
>>38281236>undead become a werewolf anyway?Why are you assuming lycanthropy is a natural biological action as opposed to magic?
>>38281448>"Is take 3 potato and 2 bottle of vodka, put together and you have 1 bottle of vodka and drunk Russian">"Is very good at parties, no?"
>>38281367The worst was the dragon otherkin though. He literally wanted to fuck anything and got a short ban (one of the few) for when he creeped out the local Ranger who ran the stables by strongly suggesting he'd give her "Dragon Gold" for sexually servicing the horses there
>>38281428And I bet people would give you shit if you tried to play a card game here too.
>>38281420>DustomancerDustforce was a wonderful game
>>38281420If you look through the archives, you can see the exact point where you completely lost hope.
>>38281543Wait, was there an apprentice blood mage in that thread?I think I remember that one.
>>38281420They tended to start as genre jokes and grentext crazy stuff, and devolved to Freeform Forum stupidity, namefag in character arguing, or just outright sexy talking with elf ears.
>>38281188Hey, at least 3.5 casters can't automate the alchemical production of potentially world-ending imbued fire that any chuckle fuck can use so easily.>>38280910I made a mistake in my previous post. Aer imbued fire is what turns things into desert, ignis imbued fire turns things into the nether/hell equivalent. In horse related news, I continued to influence them some, and they were all getting rather eager to expand their claim. Since blue horse princess was associated with the night, I let her in on the possibility of a blood magic ritual as well as a hidden Ars Magica spell modifier that would let one set the time to night whenever one wants, as well as how to get it. This seemed to pique her interest, and she went off to do something as the rest of them started to actually build attachments to my fortress, in which everyone started to live. It had defensive fortifications, traps, rooms for individual people, and it went full super magic fort. It was slightly unsettling seeing horses tiny babble at each other about eldritch devices, infusion crafting, alchemy, golemancy, infusion, and the like.With the locations of many of our enemies, I prepared us for war, and planted a couple devices on each continent on a three day timer, which would set loose various imbued fires in a couple days on a few different continents. The way Draco tried to blame it all on me was hilarious, since everyone knew that I couldn't have done the stealing, since the other wizard hadn't 'trusted' me on the claim, so I couldn't have done anything on his claim. With the weapons in place, I waited. The reason for a timer was simple. I knew that the map had backups older than two days purged, to save hard drive space, so, with those embedded everywhere, even roll backing the map wouldn't fix it. The horses actually managed to impress me with their contribution to our 'fuck over the world' effort.
>>38281543Ah, I think I was actually Frank the Dustomancer if I remember right, whenever I use that name I always allude to just being a janitor and not knowing anything about magic. I'm not sure who that other one is.>>38281582Yeah, some people just have to ruin a good thing.
>>38281508No they would give you shit for poor deck composition.
>>38281586>Hey, at least 3.5 casters can't automate the alchemical production of potentially world-ending imbued fire that any chuckle fuck can use so easily.I might not be able to think of one off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's a way to do that in 3.5e.
>>38281420It didn't slide downhill. It was full of crap like Dustomancer to begin with.
>>38281586If you're still there, keep it coming.
>>38281498Wow. I'd say fuck that guy, but that's clearly what he wants.
>>38281631I know guys like you.Someone makes a mundane, silly character that takes the piss out of everyone's half-dragon demon warlock, then the snowflakes go bonkers.
>>38281586>>38280910>>38280272>>38279612>>38279251>>38278850>>38278477If you're still here, I'm lurking. I love me some minecraft mods on public servers so I find this greatly entertaining.
>>38281613Hence why I said so easily. I completely automated the process, including generating the materials and the alchemy itself, so we had chests upon chests worth.>>38281586By abusing that an autonomous activator you can create a fake player that can continually activate, say, the blood magic ritual that sets the time to midnight, for no cost. The timer got roughly synced to the world ending fire timer, and the day rolled around as everyone was still chasing Draco fruitlessly, who was trying to find where I lived to fuck me over. Then, during the night while everyone was off, the fires sparked in the chunkloaded chunks, and spread from the depths to the surface and turned everything, buildings included, into sand which then collapsed, ice and snow, dirt, nether materials, etc. Although our island was effected as well, we kept comprehensive biological samples of everything to rebuild later, and our warding made the fortress completely immune to the effects of imbued fire. Hell, even dirt and grass we could just replicate, and since we could just call meteors with ores in them down from orbit with blood magic, we didn't even need to leave for mining.The eternal night had the leader horse grab a different skin, take a different name, and be some evil version of the original leader horse and, thanks to my corruption, the rest of the horses went along with it. She and I gloated in the global chat since we all knew that nobody could stop us at that point, we soon found a siege at our door step. A siege that couldn't get in and couldn't starve us out either thanks to our infinite food supplies and ability to create whatever we want, but a siege none the less. Sucked for them, as they started bombarding the walls with magic nukes, but the warded blocks soaked them with no issue.Now, I never saw an admin on the server EVER, leading me to believe that it was just a part of a server network that nobody gave a shit about, but the map was rolled back the next day.
>>38281955Why didn't anyone else use ward their base?
>>38282034I think it was said that warding was from Thaumcraft, and no one else used it.
>>38281955>The eternal night had the leader horse grab a different skin, take a different name, and be some evil version of the original leader horseI absolutely LOVE how you act like you don't know exactly what you're talking about.
>>38277678It was hard to read in the beginning, but then it became glorious.
>>38282104Not all of us watch girl cartoons.
>>38282205Whatever you gotta tell yourself to get to sleep at night, anon.
>>38282034Warding is late game Thaumcraft, needing stuff like nether stars and infusion crafting, so it is rather tough to create. Plus, the research minigame, as I said, turned everyone off of Thaumcraft.>>38282104I picked up on a fair amount with all of them roleplaying it, but since most fatguys I wouldn't know, I decided to put it in the most basic form possible.>>38281955By the evening, the two sets of devices triggered again, eternal night and hellfire happened world-wide again, and the horsefags and I were still sitting and having fun in our base, roleplaying while everything was thrown at our walls and failed. Ars Magica teleportation? A bust due to our astral barrier layer. Laputa shards from Botania? Warded blocks stopped that dead. Blood magic bound tools were stopped just as well, although those did manage to knock the occasional torch around our outer walls off, so more credit to them for trying those. At least those managed to register. Hell, even when they started leveling spells that abuse glitched mechanics like forcing into the base with a nether portal, they rapidly found that we actually locked down the nether too, by completely filling an area in the nether 200x200 blocks and warding the outer layers so nothing could touch it. I'm really thankful that we had the worldshaper's looking glass and infinite netherrack from our nethermind, otherwise it would have taken forever.They eventually went back to the few islands that survived and flourished as well as the underwater bases. Too bad for them that the world-border was there to prevent them from going further. It was probably the best the general RP ever got on that server. People being afraid of a force beyond their kin descending on them while still trying to act as they are powerful while desperately concealing their location is an interesting way to play, even if the only reason that they were still playing was because they paid to have titles on their names.
>>38281302>>38281337>>38281356I feel like I'm the only person who didn't think Harem Knights was completely terrible. I only read the threads when it was on its last legs, but it looked like a silly RP precursor to the Weekend Smut threads with an over-arching plot. Plus, I'm a sucker for Army of Darkness-style modern humans in fantasy stories.Granted, I didn't read much of it, so I might be wrong here, but it didn't look that awful. However bad it was, though, it didn't merit mobs of shitposters deciding that they could arbitrate what is and is not "Traditional Games". No, fuck you. You don't decide that. I probably wouldn't have even fucking CARED about the Harem Knights drama bullshit if the rampant shitposters hadn't pulled that card.
>>38282297So, we decided that it was time to go on the offensive once more, sending forth some invisible scouts with that minimap mod that records the areas you go over to systematically go over the world and locate living places. Names, places with lights, plants, etc, were the indicators. Hell, most underwater bases had a door leading out to the water that light shined through, so those were easy to spot. Those we silently breached and taint-bombed so they got to live out their choice of underwater horror movie. I don't think that most survived, although a couple definitely did. The islands all DEFINITELY perished, though, considering that their ends were far easier to confirm. Infused fire timer bombs leave a very specific scar on the map. After that, we unleashed the aqua infused fire on the nether, correcting our oversight of leaving that semi-habitable by turning everything there into ice and snow. Well, except our barricaded zone. That stood as majestic as ever.One really memorable time from this period is when one of the ponyfags pretended to betray us to lure some out of hiding for a deal, only to later follow the victim to an undiscovered underground hold where some survivors lived to taint bomb as well.Eventually, however, we got bored of this, now that there was really nothing left for us to do, nothing left to challenge us, we decided to do one last plot line. We located the end portal, which is immune to infused fire in the same way that bedrock is, and made up some story about us finally all being able to go to another world if we were to kill all of the Ars Magica bosses in succession around the portal created upon the dragon's defeat. This was the version of Ars Magica where the boss rituals didn't quite work so it just added spawn egg recipes, mind you. With one final fight that was easy given the amount of us there with our level of power, we roleplayed the portal changing as people yelled at us in global chat about it not working like that.
>>38282711Do you still have the IP?
>>38282711And with that, we all kind of just left the server, but not before referencing the fact that horseland was about to get fucked by a small group of near immortal thaumaturges looking for a world that they haven't trashed yet to rule, intent on keeping this one mostly intact. I still keep in contact with a few of the players, given that they are actually pretty cool, but after that we all left the server to rot, and I think that it died soon after, with the fucked world that reverting to backups wouldn't fix issue and all.All this does make me wish that I still had the pack for the server, though, it would be fun to run a modern version of it with good players. Maybe I should try and put it together, although I have not the hardware to host it.>>38282805Sorry mate, I don't. I wish it was still up to have fun on, now that it has been long enough that I'm probably forgotten. It DEFINITELY wasn't a standard IP though, it was one of the name IPs.
>>38282871Hey, the mods still exist. I never realized that lategame Thaumcraft was that broken, though.we should totally start an RP server again, then open it to pubbies and stomp them when they turn into sues
>>38283044Late game Thaumcraft is at its most broken when you grab some of the addons and think very carefully about what you want to do with it. It might not be as blatantly powerful as Ars or Blood Magic, but if you work at it just a little bit, you get into the dumb stuff.Also, I would definitely be in for the reconstruction of the pack, although I think the thread may 404 soon.
>>38283171Make another if it does.I'm already coming up with characters, punishments for Sues, and subtle rewards for good RP from randoms.Mystcraft is a must, so that we can send people to the shadow realm.
>>38283193Alas, I must pass out soon, but even better is 'cubing' someone. Create a cube with a 3x3 interior, ward the entire thing up, and put a thin strip of warded glass around the middle so you can see in, and finally a layer of astral barriers to prevent teleporting out. Unless they have some way of killing themselves with self damage on them, they are trapped. Also, the easiest way to get someone with this is a Witchery summoning ritual, if the server has it. Another good way is Ars Magica, as long as you leave the astral barrier partially constructed to tele them in before sealing it up tight. A builder's wand ensures rapid sealing, by the way.
>>38283193So is free form General gonna be a thing now? Or should we even bother giving this a name?
>>38282623Yeah no, it was godawful self-insert egowanking fanfiction. Shit, just read some of the 1d4chan page if you wanna take a trip down Cringe Alley>Sir Artorias, Knight Sergeant: A warrior of renown, he attributes his success to the enchantments in his gear and the aid of his four waifus, Bethany, Karrigan, Melena, and Prescilla. Also known as Artorias the Abysswalker. > Sir GearHeart, The Wanderer: Is a strong and weathered man, to say the least. He has seen more than his fair share of hardships, and each one seems to only make him tougher. How he manages to keep a positive attitude, I am not sure. However, he will never abandon his life policy; treat others as they treat you.>Lilly, The Good Succubus: Sir GearHeart's Waifu, a succubus who is trying to put aside her old ways and live a life of good. She tries real hard, most of the time she comes out Neutral Sexy as apposed to Lawful Good.>Harbinger, The Mortician:A rather detached librarian, necromancer, and medic. Vivisected an elf in the battle. Has two elven waifus, Eryana and Aryana, and Helbrey, a salamander. He got his name when he ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of several undead while battling a lich. Is also immortal now, apparently. Fae magic is weird shit.
>page 8We're dying here. Someone should make a new thread.
>>38283285No, fuck off. Go to gaiaonline if you want to freeform, or some other godawful forum. Keep that cancer off of /tg/.
>>38283429>being this autistiche means a general talking about freeform, not a thread where people roleplay, you fucking mongoloid.
>>38270875What was his name?Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau?
>>38270938>true age: unknown>has a defined birthdate>fears: nothing>proceeds to list a fear