>>38231156
>A. Get into a defensive stance
>C. Tell Seventeen to run
>D. Tell Cell to leave now
"Remind me to call an exterminator next time. Sup cicada man, what brings you here?"

>>38231156
>>B. Launch yourself at Cell
Pest control, now

>>38231156
>B. Launch yourself at Cell
No time for jokes or talk. We're here to stop him.

>>38231156
>A. Get into a defensive stance
>C. Tell Seventeen to run
>D. Tell Cell to leave now

A and tell 17 to be alert because Cell can teleport and lock people in place with his mind.

>>38231156
>>B. Launch yourself at Cell

>>38231156
>B. Launch yourself at Cell

>>38231156
>>B. Launch yourself at Cell
"Namek keep an eye on 17"

E.take a defensive stance NEAR Seventeen.

Don't launch yourselfs at him, he literal hates us and isn't going to screw around with killing us if we give him the chance by rushing in.

>>38231218
Oh and he can stop time.

>>38231251
This

>>38231156
>>E. Something else

Energy blast

No need to go close range right out.

>>38231251
Well as near as we can get without 17 trying to punch us

>>38231307
Or just fucking bear hug him if cell starts to do his time freeze fuckery.

>>38231251
This.

>>38231321
then he'd drink us.

>>38231156
>>A. Get into a defensive stance
>C. Tell Seventeen to run
run you dumb black haired fool!

>>38231264
We don't know that, we think it is teleportation.

>>38231183
>A. Get into a defensive stance
>C. Tell Seventeen to r̶u̶n̶ go fuck himself
this guy is getting annoying

>>38231321
*Cell.

>>38231353
Actually I believe that he can't do that while you are frozen, because you wouldn't budge.

>>38231408
Just wait until he evolves

>>38231251
this this this this

>>38231251

Smart man. Seconding.

Does our Cell look any different than canon? What with more parents and all.

>>38231156
Ohshit.

Krillin, Tien, cell's here.

Where's Yamcha, Billy, Kazuma, and Haya?

I expect they're at the lookout, dealing with Videl's constant questioning.

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>>38231183
You drop into a defensive stance beside Seventeen, trying to fight back your fear as you stare up at Cell. Piccolo does the same at Seventeen's other side.

"Remind me to call in an exterminator next time," you comment. "Sup, cicada man? What brings you here?"

Cell continues to keep his eyes firmly locked on Seventeen, chuckling joyously to himself as he lifts into the air and slowly lowers himself to the ground.

"Finally, the day I have so long waited for is at hand," Cell says, staring at the cyborg. "Seventeen, it is a pleasure to finally meet you. Kaguya, Piccolo, thank you for bringing him to me. It pleases me greatly. Now, stand aside, and I will spare your lives."

"Hey, we were having a fight here," Seventeen tells him. "You're interrupting."

"I'm terribly sorry," Cell tells him, chuckling. "But you and I have business that takes priority over this fight."

"Look, get lost before I make you get lost," Seventeen tells him.

Cell laughs, locking his elbows at his sides and letting out a yell. His voice soon changes, sounding as if thousands are joined together in a wail of agony. His aura, you discover to your horror, is made up of countless writhing souls, howling in despair as Cell uses them as fuel for his own power.

A power that, you realize, is greater than anything you or Piccolo possess.

>A. Attack

>B. Remain in a defensive position

>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell

>D. Taihouki

>E. Retreat

>F. Something else

>>38231652
It hasn't been stated, but I bet he has an orange mane from Kaguya, and two false eyes on the top of his head from Guldo.

>>38231659
Billy, Kazuma, and Haya went with Gohan to do the Freiza battle in the Pendulum room, so they can be at least as strong as him

>>38231682
>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell
kamehameha

Any chance we could rope Cell into waiting as he did in canon for the tournament, but before becoming perfect?

>>38231682
>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell

>>38231682
>>D. Taihouki

You just need to hold him off long enough for either 17 to run off or backup to arrive.

>>38231682
>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZLBF-UhsM

>>38231682
>A. Attack

>>38231682
>>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell

>>38231682
>Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at 17

Fuck that guy

>>38231682
>B. Remain in a defensive position
"17 if you have shields anything like 18's then put them up!"

>>38231691
Kaguya isn't ginger...

>>38231682
Charge our most powerful attacks. Then kill 17.

>>38231719

Not very likely at all. His drive to become perfect is extremely high in his imperfect forms. Cell only does the tournament thing because he wants to show off how perfect he is, and wants worthy opponents (that he can probably beat because PERFECTION) to feed his ego.

>>38231727
Bad idea, he can "teleport" away from it.
>>38231682
B and warn 17 he can teleport and paralyze people with his mind.

>>38231682
>D. Taihouki
NO MORE TIME NO MORE CHANCE
THIS BUG AND US ARE GONNA FUCKEN DANCE

>>38231682
>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell

>>38231682
>>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell
Well shit

>>38231682
To hell with it, slice Seventeen to hell while Cell is screaming for 6 hours.
I know we can do this because of that desctructo disk sword or whatever that was mentioned in the previous thread.

>>38231760
We could offer 18 if she's gone into hiding.

>>38231682
>A.

>>38231682
Aren't C and D the same thing?
>Taihouki isn't even our most powerful attack anymore.
>Fuck this shit, time to delete it and learn Quick Attack or some shit.

>>38231682
>>D. Taihouki

>>38231682
Aw. Shit.

Defensive on 17, charge up either a Dodon ray or a Kienzan. It's a shame we don't have any "Defensive screen" abilities, like a Ki mine or a Ki net or a Ki smokescreen or anything.

He'll completely ignore the Taihouki, and it's very likely he'll timestop to get around the Kamehameha.

>>38231682
>C. Throw the most powerful attack that you can muster at Cell
We are doomed

>>38231763
Dude, that knocks us out.

>>38231751
this this this this

>>38231763
No no no, Until we can bypass the timestop ability, no Taihouki, it's suicide

>>38231790
It is, C is just the most powerful attack you can manage without knocking yourself out.

>>38231682
Destructo anything on 17 while he's not paying attention.

>>38231682
>F. Something else
"You damned monster, how many people's lives did you steal!?"

>>38231807
He can stop time for as long as he can hold his breath.

Can't we just...oh wait I just realized, if we blow 17 to hell then it would piss Cell off. It might work in the long run, however he would be fucking pissed to high hell.

>>38231682
>A. Attack
Don't blow your load in the first seconds. The longer we can keep him occupied, the better chance we have of keeping 17 safe until backup arrives.

>>38231862
He doesn't need to breath

>>38231862
That's enough to dodge the Taihouki

>>38231862
Frieza could breath in space so, might be quite a long time.

>>38231762
Adding to this prepare to use the Spirit Bits. Funnel him into a certain spot for Piccolo and 17 to blast.

>>38231797
Cell's significantly beyond both us and Piccolo. I sincerely don't see anything but our best even phasing him, or much for other useful options before he bitchslaps us into unconsciousness anyway.

Captcha: Faill

Oh good.

>>38231682
>F. Feint using a powerful attack while preparing to unleash the Taihouki immediately after Cell ports.

>>38231875
We might be strong but not strong enough to simply obliterate 17. We can probably just hit him so hard that he'll be easier target for Cell

Guys, what if we go to Namek and use their dragon balls to reduce cell to his larval form.

>>38231763
Amending my shit rhyming to
>>38231908
I really should have thought of that to begin with.

>>38231908

THIS.

>>38231966
We can't alter strong people, if that could be the case we would have reduced the arriving Saiyans to babies

>>38231966

We don't have instant transmission and only we have the coordinates. Even if we win this fight that'd take us a week by ship bare minimums.

>>38231948
That to, hmm...fuck we need to hold him off somehow...maybe if we feinted letting him have 17 then slice away at the tail while he's downing him? Nothing we have can phase him. I guess we can just use enough ki dakka to make a smoke screen with the dirt, tell 17 to go underwater and take it slowly from there. I can't think of much else at the moment...

>>38231751
This

Prepare a Solarbang to slam on him if he breaks through

>>38232067
Except King Kai left a massive clue for us. He basically indicated Yamcha can get their on his own but will have to stop by and get pointed in the right direction from King Kai. We gotta talk to him about whatever the fuck that meant.

As if we don't already know.

>>38232069
There's no planning and stratagems available to us that aren't completely voided by Cell's viciously overpowered Timestops.

I'm pretty sure we're going to die here.

>>38232069
Destructo Sword 17 right through the chest then us and Piccolo scrap him. Cell absorbs us and Piccolo in rage but at least he can't become Perfect Cell.

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"Well now, let's begin, shall we?" he says, sounding as if several voices are speaking together as he slowly steps towards you.

"You damned monster!" you shout. "How many people's lives did you steal?"

"Steal?" Cell asks as he continues to slowly walk towards you. "I've given them purpose. They've become a part of something far greater than they ever could have otherwise."

"Seventeen, if you have a shield like Eighteen did, you need to put it up now!" you warn the cyborg.

"What? No way, I'm not afraid of this thing," he tells you.

Seventeen won't listen to you, so it's up to you to stop Cell from absorbing the foolish cyborg.

You put your right foot back, cupping your hands at your side and gathering energy, as much of it as you possibly can.

"Ka.....me...." you begin.

Cell doesn't stop, still slowly strolling towards you.

"Ha....me...."

Cell continues his approach, right in front of you now.

"HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" you yell, thrusting your hands towards him.

A colossal beam of light blue energy explodes from your palms, consuming Cell in a brilliant flash. But, you do not relent. You can still sense him within the beam, and so you pour every last bit of energy that you can muster into it, falling to your knees in exhaustion and struggling to catch your breath once it's done.

Looking up, you find Cell entirely unscathed, smirking down at you, his tail wriggling behind him.

"Is that all?" he asks mockingly. "How disappointing."

>A. Tell Piccolo and Seventeen to flee

>B. Attack Cell

>C. Try to defend yourself

>D. Something else

>>38232175
>C. Try to defend yourself
>A. Tell Piccolo and Seventeen to flee
"Get out of here now while I hold him off!!"

>>38232175
>C. Try to defend yourself
Stay tactical. Its the only way we are getting out of this alive.

>>38232175
>D
>SOLAR FLARE
>TAIHOUKI

>>38232175
>distructo-disc 17,
cell has to take it or his dinner gets rekt
Also, 6 days till Xenoverse, my hype knows no bounds

>>38232175
>>C. Try to defend yourself

>>38232175
A and C, and when he gets close Destructo Sword his face.

>>38232175
>D. Something else
(directed at 17)Well bigmouth, if you got something you better pull it now!

>>38232175
>>D. Something else

Solar Flare

Clones

Clones fire Taihouki

QUICK, SPAM SOLAR FLARE!

>>38232175
>C. Try to defend yourself

>>38232175
>B. Attack Cell
Kaguya! Remember the basics of CQC

>>38232175
>"You damned monster!" you shout. "How many people's lives did you steal?"
>no "How many breads have you eaten?"
Fucking dropped
(Just poking fun about all the whiners, Dralo)

>>38232175
>C. Try to defend yourself

>D. Something else
"Sorry to disappoint I could figure out the trick to getting stronger by killing people to weak to defend themselves."

>>38232175
>>A. Tell Piccolo and Seventeen to flee
run guys, run far away!

>>38232175
>>C. Try to defend yourself
Solar FLare after image spam.

>>38232222
Xenoverse and DW 8 Empires comes out on the same day.

My hype is maximum.

>>38232228
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>>38232217
We are exhausted right now, do you really think Kaguya has the time to recover to do those things?

Guys, C only works if he attacks us. The moment we let up, he goes after 17.

>>38231875
>Blow up 17
>Cell hella mad, kills us, Tien holds him off for a bit while other people charge attacks / get a plan, everyone but us manages to escape
>Game of fucking global chase as people play keep-away with Cell, trying to keep him away from 18 or any more cities.
>Vegeta and Trunks exit the Hyper-salty grime chamber
>Vegeta lets Cell absorb 18 because Vegetas gonna vegete.
>Semiperfect Cell proceeds to wreck face, unknown who survives and who dies, but pretty damn likely that Goku and Gohan are alive since they're in the Typer-sonic mime shamer
>Survivors are like "GOBBA GO NEW NAMEK GOBBA GEP DEM DRAGONBALLS"
>Semiperfect Cell follows
>Namek saga #2 as survivors try to get the balls.
>Goku and Gohan come out of the Hipsterchronic Lime Shaker
>Proceed to go to New Namek, robust Semiperfect Cell in the face, he spits out 18, kill Cell
>Use the wish to bring back Kaguya
>While discussing who to bring back with the other 2 wishes, Semiperfect Cell reforms, somehow stammers out a "Bring 17 back to life on Earth and teleport me to him" while holding his breath
>CELL GAMES

>>38232175
>D
"Sorry, left my bug spray at home."

>>38232175
>C. Try to defend yourself
>A. Tell Piccolo and Seventeen to flee
>D. Something else
Try to at least use some of the remaining energy to strengthen our defense

>>38232277
Same here anon. I am fit to burst with hype.

That said, man I hope we don't die here, I don't want to miss out on Broly. I've been waiting for that shit since we found out what Kaguya is.

>>38232280
Lets be honest, Cell is going to be perfect no matter what we do. All we can try to do is survive and hopefully get a power boost.

GG Well Played

>>38232175
>A. Tell Piccolo and Seventeen to flee
>B. Try to defend yourself
"Fly, you fools."

>>38232279
Solar Flare shouldn't be too energy intensive iirc, and we need to go hard because we're going to die anyway. I don't see how people think we'll survive by even just hanging around in front of Cell.

>>38232318

Honestly my main concern is him somehow going beyond perfect.

We can stall now but that's all just stalling.

>>38232235
this is like every shitty idea at once. Let's do the attack that makes us weaker and slower and then do the attack that knocks us out.

>>38232345
Because he doesn't conisder us a threat, giving us a chance to survive, beaten to a pulp, but alive non the less

>>38232358

The clones are knocked out after firing an all or nothing at a disoriented cell who can't block.

Though thinking about it, an afterimage might solve the same problem.

We need to warn King Kai to warn everybody else

And to tell our ma and pa we love em

>>38232352
>You're not dealing with the average Perfect Cell anymore...
>Oh Kami damnit just kill me already.

>>38232379
His tail is wagging and we passed up our chance to stand aside, we're about to be a Kaguyashake.

>>38232330
>There are some things on this world which Kaguya has yet to be tested.

Hmm thinking on it, we are 0 for, what, 5? 0 for 5 on fighting Gero's creations in this timeline and the others. We need to find him in Hell and use him as a hackysack for a day or twelve.

>>38232405
Not really, if any he might do what he did to piccolo to us and blast a hole in our chest which we have a small chance of survival

>>38232412
>Reminder that we're still wearing his hat

Fuck you it's canon

>>38232403
I really hope he gets as snarky as us once he goes Perfect.

>>38232427
Piccolo's a regenerating Namek and we're a human kid.

I had a thought, does Cell literally suck out souls? If so then we should just off ourselves to warn King Kai rather than being sucked in.

>>38232455

No we're not. We're the LEGENDARY SUPER-HUMAN!

>>38232455
Yamcha had one from the Ginyu's attack and he survived long enough for us to arrive, so theres a chance kaguya can to

>>38232447
I really hope he doesn't go perfect his biggest weakness is the attitudes and egos associated with each form.

And by Kami's Green Dick I don't want to deal with Perfect Cell

If we went about this smarter, we could have simply went up behind 17 looking like a surrender, then spam disk on her till there's not much left. After that, off ourselves so he can't take our power.

>>38232477
>And by Kami's Green Dick I don't want to deal with Perfect Cell
I vote we say something like this once we hit highschool

>>38232474
And one from Android 20's attack. Yamcha and holes through the chest seem to be a reoccuring theme but give the guy credit, he knows how to survive them somehow.

>>38232522
>Her
17's a guy.

>>38232576

Yamcha is a genetic super-human, and has a lot of redundant organs and backup biological processes just in case.

The only thing that seems like it might work right now is all three of us hitting him from range.

>>38232605
Is Yamcha actually a krogan?

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"Sorry, I forgot my bug spray at home," you tell him. "And I also never learned the trick to getting stronger by killing people too weak to protect themselves."

You push yourself to your feet, standing, exhausted before an amused Cell, who stares at you, smirking, his tail continuing to writhe behind him.

"Piccolo, Seventeen, fly you fools! I'll hold him off!" you tell your friends.

Cell laughs, punching you in the gut and causing you to hunch over, blood flying from your mouth as you gasp for air.

The creature's tail wraps around your throat, lifting you into the air in front of him.

"Too easy, Kaguya," he comments.

Piccolo lets out a yell and launches himself at Cell, throwing a punch that Cell easily blocks. Cell blasts Piccolo away with a quick energy blast, and turns his attention back to you.

"I could absorb you now," he tells you as you gasp for air. "But all that I need of you is already within me, which means that you no longer serve any purpose. You are nothing but refuse, and it's time for you to be discarded."

You raise your hands in front of your face, gasping out. "S-solar fla-"

Cell punches you in the gut once again, then throws you high into the air with his tail, cupping his hands at his side.

"KAMEHAMEHA!!" he shouts, firing a bright blue beam of energy up at you.

The blast consumes you, filling you with unbelievable agony as you feel your flesh smoke and burn, and your vision becomes dark.

>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

>B. Close your eyes and embrace the end

>>38232576
All that experience with dying probably gave him some understanding of how to avoid doing so.

>>38231156
E. Quickly vaporize 17.

Seriously.

>>38232623
>>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
even if we die, we die standing!

>>38232623
A
WE CAN NO SELL YOUR SHIT TOO YOU FUCKING BUG FACED FREAK

>>38232623
>>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
Fuck you Cell!

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

>>38232623
>A.

>>38232623
>>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
We got a rematch with Super Salt and we need to teach a girl to fly. We got too much on our schedule to die now.

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
PUSH THROUGH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
Tri beam in 3...2...1...

>>38232623
>A
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUU

>>38232623
>A.

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
choked like a bitch, killed like a bitch, THIS WILL NOT STAND!

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
We shall overcome death itself. Hold out.

>>38232623
>>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

>>38232623
>>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

I refuse to stand down stand a side or let some bug kill me.

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>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

>>38232674
>tribeam
Seconding. Now seems the time.

>>38232642
Second.
FOR THE EMPRAH! I SHALL NOT FALTER IN FRONT OF THE IMPERIUM!

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
Holy fuck if we survive this we'll probably be covered in third degree burns

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!

damn dirty bug. Now is the time to solar flare taihouki

>>38232718
Ehh nothing a Senzu wont fix.

>>38232716
Do not give Cell ideas, just play possum

>>38232716
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

>>38232623
A

LOLKAGUYAWINS.jpg

>>38232718
I do believe that is the quickest we've ever lost a fight. Guess fighting 18 wouldn't have hurt that much after all. Oh well.

>>38232716
...Dammit I didn't even think of that.
If only we had Vance motha fukin stubbs and his four guardsmen of the apocalypse. Or at least his balls of steel/bald head.

>>38232623
>A. Hold on! You will not be killed like this!
Do whatever it takes to hold Cell's attention. Every second counts, try to keep hope alive so vegeta and trunks can save the day.

>>38232743
Replace serve with train and yeah, if you manage to get wished back then just tell them to hold it while you're training in hell.

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>>38232746
>MFW Kaguya was John Cena the entire time.

>>38232674
If we can do it, lets fucking do it.
Lets see cell shrug this one off.

>>38232623
Embrace the end and train with Olibu and the other old super humans in Otherworld.

>>38232795

They show up and get curb stomped, due to power level difference.

SSJ does not mean shit.

>>38232825
I think he means Tien saves the day.

Then Nappa and Yamcha appear to save Kaguya and Piccolo

>>38232841
b-but... muh hyperbolic time chamber...

>>38232823
>I-..it..was....me, cell
>it was m..me this whole time

>>38232674
Wait can we do this?

Fuck it time to die like a big dick guy


Thirded

>>38232881
No Kaguya doesn't know the tri beam

>>38232881
If we could we aren't in a position to at the moment. We haven't learned or attempted the Tri-beam before.

If we survive and return to consciousness, we need Piccolo to get as far away as possible.

>"H-hey Cell... I've got one more thing to say to you."
>"Kaio-Ken."

>>38232674
I think this is the perfect opportunity to make use of that Taihouki

>>38232914
No, we are not killing ourselves to just find out that it doesn't affect Cell

>>38232881
I meant there is a quantum Tien around. By the principles of the quantum Tien, he will show up at the most opportune moment and foil the plans of an opponent he has no business fighting.

>>38232907
>>38232904
It's not like it would be the first time someone has used a new technique under duress. We're about to go down, I think we can handle that much as a parting shot.

>>38232914
No suicide when it won't matter. Living to fight another day should take priority now.

>>38232914
Replace that with this
"Hey cell."
"I killed 18."

>>38232914
Kaio-what?

>>38232966
maybe we explode and take cell with us. do we know exactly what would happen beyond "we die" ?

>>38232972
Might make sense, 18 isn't here and all you can do is hope that the others get the memo.

>>38233000
Good call. It literally never works, but it always gets you cred with the fans. We can at least slow the asshole down, right?

>>38232874
I swear to god if we somehow get say this at some point

I will die from laughter

>>38232945
I wonder what would happen if we shoot a Dodon Ray right into his eye right now when he isn't expecting it.

>>38232945
I'd just as soon try and live to see the rest of the arc than use a tri beam while Cell has plot armor at 100%. He is in fact more dangerous now than he will be for the final fight.

>>38233000
checked

>>38233000
Alright lets be real here for a second. There is no way DRALO is going let Cell not become perfect to have him the ultimate boss. I just want Kaguya alive to be at the Cell games.

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Cell's power is overwhelming, far beyond your own, or any level of strength you have ever encountered.

You think back to the most difficult battles you have fought. Your battle against Raditz, the battle against Frieza, and even that first battle against Eighteen. Never before have you been so utterly defeated so quickly. You never stood a chance against this creature.

But, you refuse to die like this. You might not be able to kill this damned monster right now, but there is no way in Hell that you will allow him to take your life like this, to dispose of you like a piece of trash.

It takes every ounce of willpower and strength that you have, fighting through some of the worst pain you have ever experienced, and terrible exhaustion that makes you want to just lie back and let death come, but you survive.

You plummet into the water below, struggling to swim towards the island where Cell is preparing to absorb Seventeen. You manage to pull yourself onto land, struggling to stay conscious as you look ahead and see Cell holding Piccolo by his collar.

As you look on in horror, Cell shoots a large beam of energy through the Namekian's chest, then tosses him into the water behind you before turning his attention back to Seventeen.

>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!

>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen

>C. Stay where you are, you have to if you want to survive this

>D. Something else

>>38233055
he would dodge it because stopping time blizzard pls nerf

>>38233093
>C. Stay where you are, you have to if you want to survive this

>>38233093
>>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
Humanity the power to strive.

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
we have to save Kami

>>38233061
We killed Frieza before he was at his peak and supposed to die in canon. This is an entirely different story not written by Toriyama, so the plot armor is all in your head.

>>38233093
>>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!

17 is gone. Lets cut our losses.

>>38233093
>C. Stay where you are, you have to if you want to survive this
Piccolo recovers with water

>>38233093
>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen
Taihouki

>>38233093
>a
We're no use against Cell

>>38233093
>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen
He's a namekian and that's just a flesh wound.

Can we trick cell into using the Taihouki? That would give us all the time in the world

>>38233128
Cell is going to have plot armor til he hits Perfect. The same thing happened to Freeza when we tried to stop him from transforming.

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
Hide him him then help 17, cutting the tail

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
Kaguya your better get a damn medel for this

>>38233093
>A
"I don't want to lose you again, Kami."

>>38233093
B

Use what energy we have left to prepare a Destructo Disc.

>>38233093
>A

He wins this round, lets try to get our green bro.

>>38233128
No the plot armor is quite real. Frieza was in his final form so his plot armor was removed since it was the climax. The only characters that haven't had plot armor are the ones that either don't appear in the main series (movie villians, one shot demon etc) or characters meant to be taken out without it being a whole arc (Mecha Frieza, King Cold).

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
Time prove that Kaguya is tougher than a saiyan

>>38233150
wait, that's just crazy enough to work. Does he know what it does?

>>38233093

>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!

Fuck whoever wants us to try to save 17 at this point. We gotta save Piccolo, and we're barely in any shape to fight. At most, I'll expect 16 to return to give Cell a thorough ass-kicking. Hopefully though, 16 remains with 18 so he'll be at full strength to defend her until Ultra Super Salty Vegeta arrives to give Imperfect Cell a good thrashing.

Doesn't water heal mr pickle? If so then go help seventeen because you're going to do from you're wounds, and you'll drown if you try to save the pickle. Might as well die being badass.

>>38233093
Drag Piccolo out of water
Use Taihouki on cell before he absorbs 17 and scream to him before losing consciousness "Escape you buffoon"

>>38233093
Damn... I guess we should save Piccolo. At least 16 got 18 out...

r-right?

>>38233093
>>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen
Giving up is ooc

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!
Don't let Cell notice us either

>>38233093
>D. Something else

Destroy Seventeen Taihouki

>>38233150
what would we even say

>>38233220
He better have taken her across the planet and not just a few islands away.

>>38233214
It's not about choosing 17 over Piccolo, it's about denying cell the transformation.
I voted on saving piccolo first, and help 17 second, but I can understand why someone wants to jump at 17 first

>>38233228
This is good idea

>>38233262
"hey bitch bet you won't use your strongest attack on me, big green fag"

>>38233093
>>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!

>>38233093
>A. You have to save Piccolo! Fight through the pain and exhaustion, and get him out before he drowns!

>>38233093
>B

>>38233296
Does Cell know that 18 is still alive? If not we can piss him off into doing so by claiming that you killed 18 and pray that 17 gets the memo.

>>38233262
Stand up and ask if that's all he's got. If you really have Vegeta and Frieza's cells you'd want to defeat me in the most humiliating way possible, using my own attack against me, since that is the only way you'll be able to.

>>38233277

This will only be asking Cell to finish the job of killing the two of us. Also I'm not sure how likely Dralo would allow us in our really weakened state to even harm/help 17 in any form so he can't be absorbed.

>>38233262
Oi Cell, you can't even finish me properly? Is that what my genes brought to you? I am disappointed. Show me something better than this silly Kamehameha imitation

>>38233296
voting for this.

>>38233354
taihouki

And how would he not know what it does? Surely he might have tried it at some point. On the other hand I know jackshit about these threads and dbz in general...

>>38233354
Taihouki is our only chance if we want to attack Cell, because it allows us to hurt stronger opponents. But we get knocked out,
So we should absolutely save Piccolo first.

Bravado and taunting is just going to get us killed with nothing to show for it.

>>38233296
>Cell proceeds to Destructo Disc us

We need to play off his Vegeta and Frieza traits of wanting to humiliate us, by killing us with our own attack.

>>38233284
Shit we might not even have enough energy left to do it but dammit I refuse to believe we are stuck on the tracks and we can't do anything!

We have to fucking try we're damn near dead either way. Fuck

>>38233296

He's probably going to absorb 17, then go and finish us off with his strongest Kamehameha ever.

>>38233093

>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen
Taihouki time

>>38233262
"Kamehameha is pleb tier crap. Imitate a move only I can do."

We don't have the energy to do anything, but save piccolo the idiots that are saying Taihouki are just trolling and shitposting.

>>38233093
>>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen

>>38233453
kay/mu/ga

>>38233296
I wouldn't be surprised if he fell for this. I mean, the guy spat out his entire origin story when he had us trapped. For someone who has all that DNA, including one belonging to an intergalactic conqueror, he sure as hell lacks in the genre savvy department.

>>38233454
If we try to save pickle face then we would fucking drown, what aspect of that do you not understand, we are near fucking dead.

>>38233454
>WAAAAH PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH ME ARE ALL TROLLS AND SHITPosters1
Go fuck yourself.

>>38233093
>B. Force yourself to stand, and go help Seventeen

>>38233454
For fucks sake, can we please state a new rule that you must go under a nickname before contributing.

>>38233454
I'm not doing either we're damn near on deaths door
We according to my knowledge have no Senzus
Seventeen right there he's not going anywhere it's too late he's getting Drank
We might as well fucking try

>>38233508
It is because of the DNA of said intergalactic conquer that he does shit like that. He's just as over confident as Frieza was.

>>38233553
Seriously?
How new are you?

>>38233553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Maybe you should stop.

>>38233553
then we might as well be on fucking reddit

>>38233573
He's namefagging, what does that tell you?

>>38233573
>>38233582
I mean when it comes to voting in this specific thread.

>>38233597
My point still stands. You should stop.

>>38233597
I think it is a horrible idea.

>>38233621
Me too

>>38233597
maybe you should go on a fucking regular forum if you like knowing who people are, newfriend.

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>>38233121
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>>38233317
You're in no condition to attack Cell, or defend Seventeen, or do anything really.

But, you can't just let Piccolo die.

Pushing yourself back into the water, you swim as fast as your wounded and weary body can manage. You spot Piccolo straight ahead and push yourself towards him with all of your might, grabbing the badly wounded Namekian and swimming back towards land.

Pushing yourself back onto the shore and heaving Piccolo up along with you, you see something that makes things seem even more bleak.

Cell stands just ahead, his tail hanging in front of him, and a pair of legs kicking wildly from the stinger. Cell laughs as Seventeen is quickly sucked into his tail, soon disappearing into the mad creature's body.

>A. Try to flee with Piccolo

>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave

>C. Something else

>>38233656
>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave

>>38233656
>A. Try to flee with Piccolo

>>38233656
>>A. Try to flee with Piccolo
He needs time to transform we need to go now.

>>38233597
>>38233621
>>38233638
You've already admitted you know jack shit about dbz, now you're trying to show off how new you are to 4chan

>>38233597
>>38233621
>>38233638
No wait I agree, this couldn't possibly go wrong.

>>38233656
>>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave
Surpress energy levels now!

>>38233656
>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave
Yamcha get here quick

>>38233656
>A. Try to flee with Piccolo
Good job guys.

>>38233656
>C. Something else
Taihouki or Destructo disk

>>38233685
If you're going to impersonate me then at least fuck off about it, you twat.

>>38233656
>>A. Try to flee with Piccolo
gotta go fast

>>38233691
This, but not enough that our friends can't find us

>>38233656
>>A. Try to flee with Piccolo
Stay low to the water

I don't know which one to go for. I don't think we have the energy or speed to flee but I think Cell would realize the two bodies he sent falling to the bottom of the ocean appeared back on land.

>>38233709
oh and hide Piccolo before that

>>38233656
>B
And do absolutely nothing to get his attention.

>>38233712
No, I'm the real mr sensible because I'm a fucking idiot

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>>38233685
>>38233684
>>38233621
>>38233638
>>38233643
>>38233614
>>38233594
>>38233583
>>38233582
>>38233573

>>38233656
>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave
Possum time

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>>38233712

>>38233656
>>A. Try to flee with Piccolo

>>38233656
>B
Trying to flee is begging for death.

>>38233747
I can confirm, I am also Mr. Sensible.

>>38233747
You clearly are not.

>>38233656
Attack while he transforms, maybe he's weaker while it happens.

>>38233656
>B. You'll never escape if you try to run, just lie on the ground where you are and wait for him to leave
Recover, if we even can

>>38233780
You too?

>>38233755
Nice try, me

>>38233807
>>38233805
Can you please stop spamming the fucking board.

>>38233807
Is this the start of a epic new meme?

>>38233805
>>38233807
so fellas what are we drinking tonight? orange juice? because we're clearly 12 years old?

>>38233656
>C. Dodon Ray to our head, the other world likely has stuff we can actually fight and possibly win against.

Time for sensibility

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>>38233825
one might even use the word dank

>>38233828
Mommy said that was too strong remember?

>>38233825
Original point was to make the namefag understand that it doesn't solve the problems he thinks it does, but looks like it devolved.

>>38233656
>B
I wish all the voices in my head would quiet down.

I think we should give up and play a one piece themed game

>>38233866
Pretty sure that was just a thinly veiled excuse for these guys to shit up the thread.

>>38233866
Well at least the dumbass lost his identity now.

>>38233866
Now it's just a bunch of assholes shitting up the thread.

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Fuck not only is this situation depressing but this other shit is annoying

>>38233866
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>>38233897
Hey look we learned to stop using a name

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At least Kame House is still in one piece right?

>>38233898
Meh. Predictable outcome really. We aren't going to have a single victory against anything made by Gero. The best we'll get is maybe saving the planet by sacrificing our self to stop Cell blowing up only for Super Cell 9000 to pop back down to earth.

>>38233898
Indeed. He may have been diving in knowing jackshit about the subject, but that's no excuse to fuck up the entire thread. (Captcha just made me click cakes...)

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>>38233948

What if dralo was really mr sensible was really john cena

Kaguya is actually Krillin 2.0

>>38233986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XZQKBN_rQ

>>38234009
Well yeah. Plot armor stays on until the climax. Until then this is just going to be an upscaled canon Cell saga.

>>38234014
god, the wwe games look like so much fun. and they have great character creation.

Is Professor Dickbag Mcshitpostington gone?

>>38233597
>>38233621
>>38233638
I agree with all of this. Also, is anyone injured?

>>38234077
I think he just learned his lesson

>>38234077
Half the thread would have to leave for that to happen anon, so probably not.

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>>38233800
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>>38233667
Trying to flee right now would be tantamount to suicide, and you know it. If you and Piccolo want to survive, you have to remain where you are, and pray that Cell leaves without slaughtering the two of you.

Cell's body glows, the spots covering his skin flashing as he lets out a shrill cry, the ground beneath him shaking and a brilliant light surrounding him as he transforms before your very eyes.

His feet gain a bootlike appearance, and his wings vanish altogether. He becomes far more muscular, and his beak turns into an actual mouth with pink lips. The two offshoots on his head now go straight into the air, and his tail becomes longer, as well as orange and black in color.

And, on top of it all, his power level climbs to a level that makes the strength he used to effortlessly toss you aside seem like nothing.

"Yes, I like this," he comments in a voice much deeper than before. "So invigorating, and this is with only one of the cyborgs. Once I find Eighteen, perfection will be mine."

"Well, you're never going to catch her!" Tien shouts from above.

Cell glances up, chuckling in disbelief. "An insect like you thinks that he can stop me? Really Tien, I'd thought you were smarter than this."

>A. Tell Tien to get out of here!

>B. Remain where you are

>C. Get up and try to help Tien fight Cell

>D. Something else

>>38234090
Oh for fucks sake he's back.

>>38234105
>>C. Get up and try to help Tien fight Cell

>>38233969
Man I just hoped we'd be able to recognize his threat and scrap the android fuck.

Now look at us. He can't achieve perfection.

>>38234105
>B. Remain where you are
Let Tien have his moment

>>38234105
>>B. Remain where you are
Damnit Tien I hope that huge power increase helps you.

>>38234105
>C. Get up and try to help Tien fight Cell

>>38234105
>>A. Tell Tien to get out of here!

>>38234014
what's the song at 4:40, it sounds so familiar. I know it's from newgrounds.

>>38234105
>B. Remain where you are
Time for him get a bit stronger

>>38234105
>C. Get up and try to help Tien fight Cell
"And I thought you were ugly before."

>>38234105
>B
Godspeed Tien

>>38234105
>>D. Something else
fucking run fucking fuck shit

>B. Remain where you are

>>38234105
>B. Remain where you are
Watch the outcome of Tien's training

>>38234114
He's going to, just lube up and get ready anon, Cell won't be denied.

>>38234105
>D. Something else
>Timeskip to the end of the Cell Games.

>>38234136
What the fuck.

>>38234105
I'd say now's a good time to sneaky-beaky away.

If we fight Cell, we get so severely ultra rekt it's not even gonna fit on the scale.

If we yell at Tien, Cell will notice us, and we will also get severely ultra rekt.

If we remain where we are, it has a chance, but we should at least try to swim to another island.