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“Hello Risa.” He says again, and his voice is the same pitch as the smell of someone’s life leaving them after committing suicide on television. “How have you been?”

“Bad!” You say, after your brain remembers it has to do thinking parts with the guy, and not just recoil in revulsion at his beauty.

“Is that so.” He says, and even though it isn’t really a lead in to a question, you answer.

“Yes! Everything is bad! You are bad! And I’m bad! And the shrine is bad!” You shout. “Because no one shares! Sharing is how you show the world that you—“

“I would rather not listen to you quote Sesame Street.” He says, and you want to tear out your teeth and stab yourself in the eyes at his every word.

“Fine then, ya git, things are same as always then. You here to kill me?” You ask.

He tilts his head slightly and you feel something like gravity warp some of your bones. “Do you want me to kill you, Risa?”

You see he is sort of fuzzy, like his picture ain’t too good. He seems to still be fresh off the world between worlds, and may be sort of out of sync. If you want to talk to him, or give him a kick in the shins, then now might be the best time. “Not really, not too fond of getting my tails lightbrung again, I thank you kindly.”

You notice the grass around the shine is starting to vanish into something like powder, the base elements of the material being annihilated by his every step. You note the trees, in Akira’s direction, he likes being in the woods, seem to think they are too cool for his shit, but they do their own thing It’s their life.

[] Ask him something(What?)
[] Attack!
[] Run to Azzy! She will hide us under her bed!
[] Other, please specify
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Almost forgot the intro crap!

>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

>>38199384
>[] Ask him something(Why are you here is this time and place and not I dunno fighting or being anywhere else? And why are you wrecking my place? I like my place it smells like me and snicker doodles.

>>38199384
"So it's time for the end already huh? I mean I can't imagine the guys upstairs are just gonna let you walk around here without attempting to stop you, and you already told me what fight between you and your brother would mean for... pretty much the entire planet."

>>38199384
[] Ask him something(What?)
So have you looked outside the universe for a moment and looked at that time devourer? It's kind of worrying, since it wants to eat the universe and stuff.

>>38199384

> Ask him something
> "We square on the whole, me gettin' gud thing?"
> "Also, any chance we can take this conversation elsewhere? If you kill Jager's petunias she might go Nazi and kill the entire world."

>>38199384
>>38199573
>>38199602

seconded

Writing now

Luci just needs a JO crystal and a couple of bros

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“So this is the end huh? That’s all she wrote? Going off on the last trip in the TaRDiS? Tears, Sarah Jane?” You ask, you really need to get a whole perspective check.

“What do you mean?” He asks and, god, it’s like when you’re in a concert and your eyes vibrate with one of the sounds and everything is just the worst!

“Well, I mean with what you told me about you and your brother’s fighting each other and what it’s going to do to the world I reckon we got twenty minutes until they lay the hurt on the shrine. Though I might appreciate it if we took this talk somewhere else. You kill Jager’s plants and she might go all Nazi and kill the planet before you get a chance to.” One time she caught you in the garden chewing on some of her flowers and she spritzed you with a spray bottle full of water and hit you with a wooden spoon. It was very traumatizing, and I took pictures that I keep in my collection.

“Ah, so she remembered some of her life then.” He notes.

“That’s right, giving her a bad end like that. It was pure nonsense bullshit it was.” You grumble.

“In a way your end was just as cruel. Happy endings seldom make people great, humans are like iron. They can only show their true value after being burned and beaten extensively.” He says.

“Yer a beating iron.” You grumble

“Regardless, the shrine is not in immediate danger from my family.” He explains calmly.

“Because Natsuki?” You ask glancing back at the sturdy wood building where you guess Natsuki is probably gently massaging her cheeks to maintain their absolute softness.

“Because they do not know I am here.” He continues.

“Whubba what now?” You wonder.

He sighs, and you know the feeling of eating your own baby because you are so hungry. “My method of entrance into this world has at least allowed me a moment of respite, it was very discrete.” He explains.
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“I don’t know what that means.” You say. It means he is hidden you goof. “Oh, sneaky like.”

“Yes, thank you,” he pauses and you can tell he is uncertain what to say here, but he just goes with, “voice in Risa’s head.” De nada. “Being able to choose when to strike is just as useful as being powerful. While I suspect they can sense something is amiss, I do not think they will know it is me for a little while, unless I am seen through more conventional means.”

“So you here to off me for not being good enough then?” You ask.

“You have a rather unhealthy preoccupation with death you know.” He notes. “I would rather have a bit of a rest before I consider storming the castle, as it were.”

“So you broke through the barrier between worlds and came tapping on my window even though you knew your family would object? You liiiiiike me.” You say and you almost reach out for him to wrap your arm around him, but your atoms still feel like chunky salsa, so you refrain. “I suppose that’s good then, I got some stuff I want to take care of, and I need more time to do it anyway.”

“I did not give you ample time?” He wonders.

“Sod off mate, yer being a right cunt right now.” You frown crossing your arms.

Seems Lucy is here, but he isn’t fully ready to storm the gates of Heaven just yet. You suppose that’s good. Still, time tables and all that, so what shall we take care of?

[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
[] Talk to lucy about something else. (What?)
[] Some other plot point part of you has forgotten you want to work towards (What?)
[] Other, please specify
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>>38200655
>[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
what spices should we use

>>38200655
[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
[] Talk to lucy about something else. (What?)
"So have you taken a quick peek outside the universe reacently?"

>>38200655

> Sufficiently vague prompt that means we are missing something
Alternately
> Hellwyrm

>>38200655
>[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
>[] Talk to lucy about something else. (have you looked up recently mate?

>>38200655
>[X] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
Also see what he knows about the Time Devourer and the Royal Realm. Like it seems as if Squad Zero is playing with his leftovers (the Soul King) which are still pretty bad?

>>38200655

> Talk to lucy about something else
> "Oi mate, case we ain't square on the power curve. Found a replacement. You just gotta look up."

>>38200655
>>[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
Alright, time to eat an assload of things.

>>38200735
I mean we can talk to Kuebiko for more god stuff, namely Izanami, Jager is still a mess, and that's about all I can think of, especially since Mendel decided to just give up on Japan.

>>38200808
>Implying we're not feeding it to Caede

>>38200841

We probably need a vote on that one. I'm pro, but some people are against, and Caede probably won't be right next to us if we don't plan for her to be there.

>>38200914
Well I would say that if she doesn't get this then we feed her Beezlebub, as then we have a Lady of Hell on our side.

>>38200997

I very much doubt Azure will ever let us dethrone one of the major powers of his setting like Beelz. And if we somehow did, it would actually take a tool kit that's up to the task. Beelz has hellfire and a good chunk of us is angel parts. We'd need someone savvy in hell lore, demons, and with a powerful resistance to hellfire to make any headway in that operation. Basically, we'd need a supercharged Caede to topple a Beelz.

>>38201058
So that means we need to strap her to a chair and stuff her proboscis full of things!

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>>38201146
So lewd!

>>38201146
Will those things be Cicadas?

>>38200655
>[] Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive

Should we mention that some elements of heaven seem to be working with the Hellwyrm? Seems a bit unangelic to be dealing with such entities like that. Usually, Angels don't seem the type to act like fictional shady government organizations and work with sworn enemies in exchange for pardons.

>>38201169
How is that lewd? She eats with that!

>>38201169
What, ain't the proboscis the buggy eating part? Or does she have secret mandibles?

Point is, let's cram something powerfully dark and terrible into her gluttony parts.

Wait...does that also sound lewd?

>>38201199
If she must eat cicadas to git gud, so be it.

>>38201146

HW is premium fare. I guarantee that if we don't stuff her with that when we have the opportunity, she'll never be as strong by end of story, no matter what we do.

Then again, all of my power of friendship was taken out back and shot in previous. It makes it hard to really care one way or the other.

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>>38201217
>>38201208
It's as lewd as brushing someone else's teeth for them! Or hand feeding them while they go "ah" and stuff!

>>38201241
Can we fall back on the notion that Risa is a nuturing fig- BWAHAHS, couldn't keep a straight face. As we know from experience, Risa seems to have a non lewd thing for forcing others to chow down. What's it been called before? She's an Agressive feeder? Just look at everything we shunted into our Wolfu. And how we kept thinking about feeding Ryouchi souls before we decided he sucked even when we knew it would do nothing for 'im

>>38200655
>Hellwyrm information gathering. May as well try and be productive
>>38201058
If we cant get strong enough to kill the fly fucker then what does lucy even want us for?

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“So. Time Devourer. Look up!” You shout dramatically.

He tilts his head curiously, but you don’t really do it right. “Hold on, what do you mean I didn’t do it right? I said what Akira said.” But you ain’t Akira, so yeah. You shapeshift a third eye into your forehead and look expectantly at your brain. Nope, still not right. The third eye bites you and you shake your head. “Well, what about squad zero? They are feeding on the rotten leftovers of the soul king you know.”

“I don’t particularly see why that should concern me. They are sealed away, and after my final act is complete they can be erased with a thought.” He explains.

“So you wouldn’t have my back?” You ask.

He smiles, and your skin crawls. Quite literally, the exposed inside parts staining the garden a bit. “I would certainly wish you the best of luck, if you so desire to choose that path.”

Figures.

“Hellwyrm too? He is working with angels some now.” You point out.

“If they get in my way I will deal with them, but not before then.” He says.

Helpful!

“Well don’t let Jager see you.” You say unhappy.

“Oh? That is all?” He asks.

You furrow your brow. You feel like you forgot something, but it is just out of reach, so you let it go and shrug. “Yeah, have a good one.” You say, and blink once and he vanishes. I feel like there might be some implications to this, but I am uncertain what.
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>>38201255
So what you're saying is that Risa won't realize it's lewd.

"Let me go, Risa! Why am I tied down!"
"Uh uh my adorable little pinchy face. No questions until after your supper,"
"I AM NOT ADORA-wait, supper?"
Risa hefts corpse into view.
"Uh oh, the dragon is coming in for a landing in his cave, but rocks are in the way! Say ah, Caede,"

I think we should really keep the hellworm for ourselves. We need to be stronger than we are. We have to be able to fight archangels. If that means caede stays weaker then so be it.

>>38201369
>You feel like you forgot something, but it is just out of reach
Damnit, what the fuck is it?

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You decide to play with some Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots for a while with your plant, the adorable soft pink hair of Gertrude swaying playfully in the summer wind. Your robot dies, and you scream in sorrow. “No! Taylor Balboa! You were only six weeks away from retirement! You had a wife, 2.5 children, and a very happy dog!” You try to put the head back on and look at Plantdoka with tears in your eyes. “Murderer! You m-monster!” You say sadly.

You hear a knock at your door and blink. You look down at old red, and gently set it down before opening the door. Standing there is a woman in small tight clothing. Her form seems glued on, like someone used magic sticky tape, and looking past the illusion you see the rancid bloated insect form of a succubus. She hands you a slip of paper, and you try very, very hard to not touch her skin. She’s icky. You notice weirdly shapes things in what you remember as being open orifices, and you decide not to ask how Asmodeus persuaded this thing to deliver her messages.

You look at the paper and see the name of a building. The note says the Wyrm is hanging out there, and that he seems to not be with any of the angels at the moment. You have a location, but you have no idea what is in there. How do we proceed?

[] Continue to rock and Sock Robots.
[] Leave your robot to die, go check out the building
[] Go demand affection from Caede
[] Other, please specify
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>>38201369

Let's not forget things. Kind of just pisses me off.

>>38201369
Alright, let's not try to be cryptic when telling him about that stuff, because Risa obviously isn't too good at that anymore.

>>38201403
We might be able to snag a few angels bringing HW down, angels we'll get a bit more out of.

>>38201422

Well, since we already clearly missed the most important thing imaginable...
> Go back and deal with the thing the QM feels is important

>>38201422
>demand affection from Caede
Assemble a posse as well, I imagine.

>>38201422
Alright! Get the crew together and let's go murder! With all of us there we should not have a horrible time dealing with him.

>>38201422
Let's get the gang together, make a day of it?

>>38201332
He wants you for your body
>>38201373
Risa is most adorbs! But her innocently lewding lewd stuff is one of the 18 paths of lewd.

>>38201438
I dont think they will. Azure said way long ago that eating the hellwyrm would finally make us qualify as gud.

>>38201468
I guess we should figure out what that's supposed to be. Like I think all our allies are doing okay, and more importantly are of no interest to Lucifer.

So I don't know, I kind of feel like AE has already started fucking with us for not going over this quest with a fine-toothed comb, which really doesn't bode well for the future.

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>>38201425
Chill out dude.
>>38201468
I am sorry, but Risa's grief over her dead robot is too great to do this action.
>>38201527
You chill out too.

>>38201422
Time to go hunting dragons.

>>38201535

Best to just not mention it in the future.

>>38201535
Its too late Azure, the autists have rallied!

>>38201527
I mean I guess it could be Izanami being free, but I can't imagine that being something Lucifer is incapable of noticing, or something he cared about. When he's about to become God with a capital G, some provincial creator deity is of little concern.

>>38201535
>>38201568
>>38201574
I'm confused. What did I miss?

>>38201574

Surely the counter autists will save us all! Surely they can yell at the autists until they stop being autistic. Gods speed you incredible bastard!

>>38201574
You should also consider chilling out.

Dragon dragon, rock the dragon, Risa Ball Z it is!
>>38201589
Risa forgot something and it made two people upset.

>>38201589
The complaining has begun.
>>38201602
No you fool! The a concentration of autists that large will just feed on itself and escalate out of control.
Run while you can asure its too late for us!

>>38201589

It doesn't matter now. We've passed it up and there's no going back. Onward to dragon slaying. Let's just hope that it's not too terribly less important than what we should have remembered.

>>38201649
At least complaining is posting something as opposed to just an empty thread.

>>38201672
Hmm

>>38201672

Honestly, I'll take the merciful silence. Crickets are fun.

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“I say we go kill a dragon. Then maybe snacks.” You say. “Or force feeding, but I am uncertain why it is making part of my brain blush.” You smack your head and feel some of the parts wiggle around. Your brain is worms.

You see Plantbro mark on a chalkboard that they won and you fire a bala at it, scattering the proof of your defeat to the wind. “I guess this match was a draw.” You say and Chris narrows her gaze at you, and you look to the side while whistling.

He takes a few steps forward and stares up at you in a way that makes you think they are saying “Hey, onee-chan, the fuck eh? You tryin’ to pull one over on me? You wanna end up like your little robot, huh? I’ll box yer ears in.” In their heart they are saying it, since plants don’t talk. Well, I mean, they don’t have a heart really so maybe their, like, down place? I dunno.

“You won.” You say and Hank puts her hand on his hips and puffs out her tiny chest with pride.

“Now, let’s go talk to Caede!” You say and try to run out into the shrine. The plant pulls on your long violet hair and points at you and you realize what you forgot. “Oh yeah, my clothes got exploded too.” No wonder you lost, the robot saw your nudity and felt disgust towards your squishy meat frame.

You spin to get dressed, then run after Caede. You find her in her room, reading and you pounce on her, like she were a laser pointer. “Caede! Caede! Hellwyrm Caede!” You say rolling around with her.

“Let go of me! Get off you schizophrenic purple freak! Stop! Hey! Where are you touching? What’zzzzzz your problem?!” Her lisp buzzes out.
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>>38201729
After twenty minutes of deliberation, I disagree with your earlier statement.

A completely dead thread unless it's almost immediately after a vote isn't fun at all.

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“We’re going to kill the Hellwyrm, and then do other stuff.” You say.

“You can’t!” She objects, or tries to, but you lift her shirt and blow a raspberry and she squirms laughing.

“We are going to kill the wyrm, then do stuff to the body! Best plan!” You say.

She pushes off of you and scoots across the tatami floor to the side of the room. She wipes at her stomach and glares. “You’re acting bipolar.” Just one of your many mental issues. “Why are you going after that monster?!”

“Because you’re cute!” You say as if that makes all the difference.

Well, we can at least go scout the place out. Should we go with people?

[] Yes, let’s all go spy on the dragon
[] You should go solo look at the dragon!
[] Other, please specify
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>>38202158
>You should go solo look at the dragon!
We do have the best stealth. Plant and rape can jump in once the fight kicks off. Wyrmie can probably sense ceades demon bits anyway.

>>38202158
>[X] You should go solo look at the dragon!
Remember what happened at the college.

We have absolute stealth, our party does not. Especially since Jager hasn't made cloaking fields yet.

Let's try and learn from our mistakes yes?

>>38202158
>[] Yes, let’s all go spy on the dragon

>>38202158
[] Yes, let’s all go murder the dragon
Yeeeah, we should bring as many people as possible. Like Jaeger, Sin-Fin, FUEGO!, werewolf, healer, Caeda, Plant, Monster, Scrub and maybe Azzy if she feels like taking dealing with this huge bother in her life.

>>38202196
Learning is for nerds apparently. Dont see why we need three people to gawk at him anyway.

>>38202158
>Yes, Let's all go spy on the dragon

>>38202158
>You should go solo look at the dragon!
Recon first. Come on people, get it together.

>>38202256

I'm a little tired of careful plans and trying to figure shit out. It usually just ends in everything going tits up. My moneys on stabbing his bitch ass until he gives us his lunch money and if that doesn't work, Azure can go ahead and kill everyone off, another grand rewind being optional.

>>38202158
>[] You should go solo look at the dragon!

>>38202158
>[X] You should go solo look at the dragon!
God damnit you imbeciles, what is even your reasoning? Are you just that desperate for a fight scene you're willing to be retarded?

>>38202307
Lets stealth in, stab the fuck out of him in a sneaky sneaky opening salvo, and let the other two join in after.

We should bring measuring tape and measure the Hellwyrm & Caede's mouth.

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>>38202199
Well, that is rather unkind of you to say, and were I not a gentleman I would say something just as untoward back!

Friendly reminder the dragon, the creature probably stronger than you, will probably be able to smell/sense energy in some way. So, you know, recon, planning, stuff like that might be a maybe good idea. Just maybe
>>38202307
Also rather unkind!

>>38202307
Going to see whats up alone, jumping him and having our friends isn't exactly a master plan but its still better than bringing in everybody.

>>38202307
Well you can just fuck right off you nihilistic jackass.

The problem is we've never once tried to make a careful plan or trying to figure shit out. Your strategy is what we always default to, and that's why so many bad things keep happening. It's why we had two game overs.

So shut the fuck up and stay that way.

>>38202339
>and having our friends jump in when the explosions start

>>38202332
Same person probably.

>>38202358
Except they can't do that without the Hellwyrm detecting them. We observe, then retreat, and THEN jump him with our allies.

>>38202158
[X] You should go solo look at the dragon!
Use our stealth, and out it to use instead of making it worthless by bringing non-stealth people.

>>38202158
>[X] You should go solo look at the dragon!

>>38202398
I mean we go in while they stay at a safe distance, then we hit him hard as we can and they sondio in .

>>38202398

If we're lucky, the dragon will begin loudly shouting his weakness and pointing at his big, glowing weak points.

>>38202430
The problem is that we have no idea what a safe distance even is for this guy.

>>38202456
Then I guess we will just have to make a big explosion.
The only problem I have with rejoining our friends is that he will probably notice them when we move in to attack and we loose the element of surprise.

Oh shit I think I had a brainwave. What if we drop our friends off in our world and when we start the fight we open a portal and they all come rushing out.

>>38202543
Huh, that... Could work?

>>38202576
>>38202543

We can't do that. After all of the conversations we had that apparently amounted to breaking Genesis, it now only has one portal, which we already set to our shrine.

>>38202600
Balls. And I so rarely have a good idea as well.

>>38202638

Giving them the signal would also be kind of hard. I mean, how would they know when to jump out and gank him across a dimensional barrier?

>>38202684
Presumably because we would open a big portal in front of them.

>>38202727

Well, you'd have to ask Azure whether using a Garganta into that folded space would be possible. It would be nice if "we" didn't have to go back to our shrine to access our own pocket dimension.

>>38202332

Really had hoped that Hellbreaker, our legendary weapon, would have equalized the battlefield, or is that the only reason we even have this somewhat tentative chance?

>>38203036
That is what is giving you the chance. It, third release, etc. He is probably the strongest enemy you have ever properly faced!

>>38203113
Ugh. Why aren't we eating Izanagi first?

>>38203113
Good. We are going to eat this sonbitch and finally get good.

>>38203148
No we're not. We're gonna feed it to Caede.

>>38203144
Because she is sin-fins friend.

>>38203164
No. We need to get good more than caede does.

>>38203113

I thought you've been telling us this entire time that we aren't supposed to be facing him properly. Is there no way to sucker punch him?

>>38203164
>Lucifer is here -now-
>Better give the HW away
We needed to hit Amon-tier. We're barely Thor-tier.

>>38203214
Dude, seriously? Why the hell do you think you are doing recon first? Just-- I don't-- come on anon.

>>38203214
Thats what we are doing. Or have the opportunity to be doing.
>>38203230
I told you to run azure. Its too late now.

>>38203168
That's Izanami, not Izanagi.

>>38203226
Yes, because that'll make her about on the level we are now. And that will help us fight Squad Zero who is the best example of Risa fuel we're ever gonna et.

>>38203264
Or we could eat the dragon and be double strong and fight squad zero ourselves.

>>38203296
That's exactly the kind of stupidity that blew our first chance at squad zero.

>>38203230

Goddamnit Azure, calm the fuck down. You were basically saying "this will be a proper fight". I found this odd. You could have left it at "that's why we're doing recon", no badgering "seriously"'s or "come on"'s needed.

>>38203340
No we need to get good. Azure said eating the hellwyrm would get us good and we have eaten a lot of stuff since then so you add that shit on top.
>>38203354
It is pretty obvious we are doing recon dude.

>>38203354
I didn't say that at all, and while I am sorry you read it that way, I do not need to "calm the fuck down". Don't put words in my mouth. Take a chill pill dude, and learn how to use quotes.

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You consider your options and wiggle your toes in thought. You overdo it with your right big foe and the tendon gets too tight or something and you fall over holding your foot. “So this is it,” you think, your eyes watering, “this is how I die.” You do not die, moving the toe back to its proper place taking care of most of the pain, but that gives you an idea. “All I have to do is find his big toe wiggling moment! Maybe he has some sort of weakness, like the heel of Achilles! If only there were some nifty word for that sort of weakness, like Greek foot, or point of weakness.” You say. There is a word its—

“Really? You think something like that has a weak point.” Caede asks skeptical of your brilliant strategy.

“I just have to look for the glowy spots, or find where a naked spot between his scales rests on his left breast.” You have been reading a lot more. I am very proud. “Besides, no one ever got in trouble for looking.”

“You ever read the story of peeping tom?” Caede buzzes.

“I don’t read.” You say. But—“Now, I depart!”

You rush out of the shrine, your wings shimmering behind you in a gloriously beautiful violet light, and kick off the ground. As you careen into the city you look at the note and try to use your internal map system to find it. You slam into a few random buildings, you were probably distracted at the time by something very important like your tails swishing, or a very fine bum you see, but you finally make it to the building indicated on the note.
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I like sassy Azure.

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It is a decaying structure, though the support beams and framework seems solid, overrun with weeds and plant matter. You hear a strange slurping sound echoing off the walls, and you cautiously pick your way through the building with your stealth maxed. You slither over the walls, and down the tunnels, then find in the middle of the building something like a panic room lined with steel and with the thick door torn open. You see Hellwyrm, the creature who punched Azzy in the face like some sort of jerk butt sniffer, he is mean!

He is eating a mountain of things you have never seen before off the table with his hands, not really caring at the mess he makes. Behind him is a large mountain of treasure with shiny rocks, and pretty baubles all lines up nice and pretty like. He sniffs the air and looks at you and you panic. He sniffs, narrows his gaze, then shrugs his burly shoulders and continues eating. He fiddles with a blood red gem cracked with fragments of hellfire every few moments. He gorges, juices from the meat dripping onto his toned naked frame, then when he finishes he stands up and stretches. He walks over to his pile of treasure, his gem still gripped tight in his hands, and then he falls into the pile of rare metals and gems to sleep. You sniff his plates, nothing left the bastard, then your ears are filled with the loud sound of him snoring.

Seems he likes that gem, if you took it he would probably hunt it down. That’s a thing. You don’t really think he is going to get up for a while, but you also don’t think attacking him when you are in this sort of situation is really worth it. You look around the room and realize he will need some prodding to find out some of his weaknesses. What should you do?

[] Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body
[] Touch his stuff, see what he has in there ~
[] Look around the building for places for traps maybe
[] Other, please specify
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>>38203410
God damnit how can someone have so little trust for the QM.

Do you really think that if we feed Hellwyrm to Caede, it'll mean a bad end for the quest because Lucifer will deem us a failure? That's stupid. You're being stupid.

>>38203488
>[] Look around the building for places for traps maybe
[] Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body

>>38203488
>[X] Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body
I'm not really sure what kind of traps we're capable of setting, to be honest.

>>38203488

> Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body

>>38203497
No I think getting good means being able to make shapes at arch angels tier because who else would lucy want us fighting. Besides if we got good then technically we wouldn't need to keep power grinding in the first place because we are good. Not that we would stop but come on.

>>38203488
> Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body

>>38203488
>Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body
>Look around the building for places for traps maybe
Pentagrams. I bet there are some god damn pentagram traps.

>>38203488
>[] Look at his sleeping form in detail. Try to find a weak point in his body
>[] Look around the building for places for traps maybe
leave an upper decker...somehow

>>38203567

I don't think we're going to be able to do anything to Azzy after this, let alone any of her pure cousins who weren't fucked up by god's wrath. Kind of makes me wonder what the point is.

>>38203588
Those don't work on cats though.. what would be the point? So long as they're aren't any open boxes we'll be fine.

>>38203610
Dude, the point of getting good in the first place is to be able to fight things like that. They are not invincible, nothing is invincible. Amon is only an eighty.
>>38203629
Ah but we are only part cat so we still have to be wary.

>>38203567
But there are still other opponents we can fight that will also bring us up to "gud". Stuff only we can really eat. The total net gain of power vastly increases in our favor with Caede on her side, because that would give her the strength to really contribute to brutally ganging up on people.

It's simple math dude, you're still letting fear and greed cloud your mind.

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How does Risa take her tea? besides with the blood of her enemies

>>38203669
No. It is a waste of resources. A couple of seventies will get rocked by a ninety. We need to focus on getting as strong as possible. Its too late to try to spread the power around.

>>38203663

Do you think HW is going to be enough of a tipping point? We'd need something like five hundred more SPXP to not feel like a lemming compared to the ubermensch that surround us. I very much doubt there is that much candy in the giant pinata, and Azure has already told us that we aren't getting any special doodads if we eat him ourselves.

>>38203730
Then we get the raw spxp to boost ourselves. the hellwyrm nearly killed azzy, and azure said eating the hellwyrm would make us count as strong enough for whatever lucys plan is and that was before we ate half of japan.

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>>38203695
Like a proper English lady!

That is a nice butt it is

>>38203695
Is a vestigial tail sticking out?

>>38203729
...Pretty much every victory we had shows that you're not only wrong, you're a moron.

At the time we fought them, Fenrir and Cain were both significantly more powerful than us, but we were able to overwhelm him with superior numbers. Hell, it's how we were able to become a Vasto Lorde in the first place.

>>38203802

He also more or less told us the power was wasted on us as compared to Caede. We're incompatible, and everything that would be awesome for us to have is pretty much sealed behind locked doors or poison. A boosted Caede might help us get behind some of those.

>>38203729
Are you the QM? Because I'm pretty sure he has in no way implied that it's too late for that, or that we should completely dedicate ourselves to being a solo fighter. If anything, that kind of thinking is precisely why we stalled in the first place.

>>38203879
not the anon you're talking to

It's not that Risa's incompatible, it's that Caede gets the synergy bonus.

Also it's because she's weaker right now. It's like how if you're trying to level 2 pokemon and you give both of them a huge chunk of xp, the weaker one will get more levels.

Personally I don't really care what we do with the HW body and will likely not even participate in the vote.

>>38203851
That was then now the power gap is too large. do you think us and thor go go kill flyguy right now?
>>38203879
>>38203881
At the end of the day my thinking is that you fuckers just wont vote to bring caede or if we do bring her you will bitch and moan if she gets fucked up. Of course you will bitch and moan if we or anyone gets fucked up so the point is moot. Regardless it looks like I will be outvoted anyway so I will just stay quiet for now.

>>38203881

We stalled because were consistently being beaten over the head by powers we could not immediately reconcile with in-character, facing character defeats left and right and our allies becoming increasingly alien and untrustworthy. People got tired, then depressed, then angry, and the thread couldn't hold together against the overwhelming, but still justified paranoia that everything was just going to keep getting worse.

>>38203977
>the paranoia is bad
>but we fucking need it

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>Give Cain and Fenrir to Jager! Her being stronger will help us in every fight!
>Give Caede the Hellworm! Her being stronger will help us in every fight!

I'm still going to vote to give it to her, but I'm not so deluded as to think this will magically solve all our problems. It'll probably help in one or two fights and then Caede will get sick of us or people will just forget she exists.

>>38204045
I concur.

Though I want Caede to be useful in the endgame.

>>38203924
>He didn't powerlevel his starter way the fuck up and kill everything

just teach Jager and the others surf and we're golden

>>38204120
I don't want Jagerbombs to be the HM slave.

>>38204045
I'd bet my left hand that Caede getting a powerup would result in badshit™. Only reason she tolerates Risa's bullshit is because she can't really do shit to Risa. Hellwormified Caede is as strong or stronger than we are in 3rd release currently if I remember correctly.

Should be fun to deal with.

Anywhoo, who wants to feed HW's treasure pile to Inventory? I bet they'd like it.

>>38204204
she can be our ass slave

what duties are an ass slave supposed to perform?

>>38204224
they... uh....

Oh, I know, they deal with politics for us. They're called ass slaves because they do all of our bullshitting for us.

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>>38204224
Assistance

>>38204207
But why would AE say Caede would get a lot more out of it in that case?

You're assuming he is being actively antagonistic here.

>>38204207

See, the fact that I can't tell you that you are certifiably wrong here is part of the reason this thread has failed so often in the past. If you are reading this Azure, this is what you don't want to do if you want to keep this thread functional. The allies, the characters your players like to associate with, are the absolute worst thing to turn against them, because we thereafter become less willing to invest in the only part of your story with which you can derive meaning. If we don't trust them, care for them, all you have left is a poorly written psychopath who isn't even good at murdering things.

>>38204302
I know I said I would stay quiet but maybe its because she would still get a lot more out of it?
>>38204335
Dude she is literally a demon from hell who has said multiple times in the past that she doesn't like us

>>38204302
Because Caede getting a lot out of it is not the same thing as Risa getting a lot out of it. He never once said that Caede eating it is intrinsically more valuable to Risa than Risa eating it herself. He's never said the opposite either.

I'm not assuming AE is being actively antagonistic and I would not consider Caede turning on us after a substantial powerboost to be actively antagonistic on the part of the QM. It just looks like one of those things that would happen as a result of actions, because Azure is nothing if not faithful to the character of his characters.

Caede really doesn't have anything that ties her to Risa. She doesn't even like Risa all that much. It probably wouldn't be an instant turning on us, and maybe it won't happen if we somehow manage to spin things right, but to completely write off the possibility is foolish. I'd say it's more likely than not if our relationship with her stays the same in all ways save for the power level change.

>>38204371

Tell me I'm wrong when I say that the thread Caede goes rogue in and tries to murder us isn't going to be the thread that erupts into a shit storm.

Don't you just wish those two anons would fuck already?

>>38204421

Well, I am wrong in this case. Stupid double negatives, but seriously, it will be bad. Historical precedence proves this with Jager (like five times now) and SinFin(at least twice).

>>38204458

I'd like a vote thrown down on the "To Feed or Not to Feed" question. That way we can get it out of our system.

>>38204421
Anon, in case you havent noticed shit storms have become rather frequent around here and in my eyes have started to loose meaning. Instead of deal with a bad situation the go to response is to bitch when things go wrong and learn absolutely nothing from it.

>>38204501
Be fair. We never learned anything from anything.

EVERYONE, CHILL.

Don't run off the Azure-nyan

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You decide to check out his body, but not because you are curious about boys or anything. Really. You wiggle over the table and float above his body, then you trail a careful eye over every inch of his body. He is muscular, that much is without question, every centimeter of his body covered in thick corded muscles. He has been eating well it seems, and you wonder what his workout schedule is like. On closer inspection you see small scars here and there, and you assume they transfer over to the thick hard scales of his body. You think there are more on his midsection than on his back, and guess that spot may be a little weaker than the rest of him. “Hrm, so his tail changes over too. His tail and a wiggly sad looking man?” You ask. That isn’t a tail, and you should really talk to Jager when you get home about it. You narrow your gaze, suddenly suspicious of the sad looking elbow skin part and raise your hand, your claws sharpening and turning into something like hooks. Risa, don’t you do it.

You look up at your brain part, decide that you are a Risa Cat, and no one tells Risa Cats what not to do, and rake your claws against the part. The loose skin easily catches on your hooked claws and you feel something like an egg inside catch on your claws too. He roars and leaps up, and you dream walk to the other side of the room as a gout of hell flame burns through the area you just were. The ray melts stone, steel, and ground all the same, and you look out impressed at his action. He looks around the room angrily, then down at his body and rubs himself.

“So that is his weak-point.” You say, narrowing your eyes. “Some sort of parasite that—“ No Risa, no. Go measure the flame trail.
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>>38204533

It's in-character!

>>38204593
In hindsight, it's our fault for not specifying for Risa to stay away from his genitals.

>>38204634
Oh shut your mouth this is an ambush.

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You go outside as he tries to make himself feel better, and get a good reading of just how long he can make his fire breath shoot out. You suspect it will be the same distance in his dragon form, and while long, it isn’t unmanageable. “His tail is his weak—“ Risa I will straight up fight you, chick.

You feel sad, then hear muffled cries from the building. You follow the wyrm, and see he has captured a large number of women. They are chained up and in thin silk gowns, and with a glare he silences them. They stop sobbing, and he goes back towards his pile of treasure. Before he lays down he gives the room a very thorough once over, just making sure the evil parasite attackers won’t be after him again. As he lays down you smell the remains of some powerful grace on his ribs. Seems he took a hit there recently.

You don’t hear snoring, so you don’t think he is asleep yet.

It’s getting a bit dangerous.

You leave the area and think you have a pretty good read on his physical abilities. You are soaring through the sky back towards the shrine when you see a young boy you are familiar with; it’s Gabriel. You wonder if you should stop in and say hello, but last time it didn’t end so well.

[] See the angel! You guys have so much to talk about! Like Lucifer and stuff!
[] Go see Jager about the third elbow thing filled with eggs. She will know what to do
[] Go find your plant and get council about a posse to form to fight the wyrm
[] Other, please specify
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>>38204536
I am nothing like a cat girl!

>>38204654
>Go find your plant and get council about a posse to form to fight the wyrm
Time to wreck some draconic asshole. Wreck it right in his ribs.

>>38204654
>[] Go find your plant and get council about a posse to form to fight the wyrm
The plant will obviously know about elbow eggs. It's like a root or something, yeah?

>>38204654
>[] Go find your plant and get council about a posse to form to fight the wyrm

>>38204654
>[] Go find your plant and get council about a posse to form to fight the wyrm

>>38204654

> See the angel! You guys have so much to talk about!
Not sure if we should mention Lucy. Mentioning that they are allowing the dragon to steal, imprison, and presumably rape women, on the other hand...

>>38204713
Yeah they're essentially tupil bulbs except these are dragon bulbs. You plant them in the ground and then you grow a hellwyrm.

>>38204673
Really? We've got confirmation that at least one purple cat girl goes doki doki for Jager.

And we're aware that you do as well. Clearly irrefutable proof.

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>>38204673
Prove it. I dare you to not pounce on this bird~

>>38204728
They don't rape women, they just capture them. Dragons are weird, but we're not allowed to say that because we are trying to be "P.C." or what ever, but no, yeah, dragons are weird.

>>38204654
>[] Go see Jager about the third elbow thing filled with eggs. She will know what to do

Jager loves kids!

>>38204742
Nonsense! Who would want her to delicately trace around their ears while they nap. Maybe while wrapped in a towel. And with a nice saucer of milk.
>>38204780
Y--you can't tempt me! It isn't even bouncing! I mean, I would never be interested in such a thing!

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>>38204857
>>38204780

>>38204728
Why? If they decide not to tolerate the Hellwyrm's bullshit, then no one eats him.

Also what if we disguise ourselves as one of the Hellwyrm's damsels, then have our allies storm in, and therefore allow us to just completely blindside him with a Hellbreaker?

>>38204809

Sorry, a bit of spillover from your other thing, especially given recent requests that have been made. Kind of wish we had a Smut Anon equivalent on this side. We'd be making bank with the SPXP.

>>38204887
That doesn't prove anything! The tufty part is fluffy enough anyone would want to attack it!

Looks like plant is winning?
>>38204915
All of my smut writers fled for lewder pastures I think. Sleep well, abs of my dreams

>>38204898

Nah. That's too logical. Obviously we need to get Hiroshi to dress as a damsel, going on an elaborate fetch quest to find all the proper items.

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>>38204673
Hey, this sport of laundry catch is so much fun~
Wanna join~nya?

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>>38205130

>>38204673
I was saying Nyan. I was using it like Desu, or Oro, or Datebayo.

I am the cat-nyan. Risa Cats need cat voices in their head, telling her to knock fragile glasses off of tables.

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You ignore the angel, he is probably just going to beat you up and take your Doctor Who CCG deck anyway. The winds favor you, and you make it to your shrine in record time. Also you fly very fast, shut up I like my narration better. You go into the building, then find your plant drawing a happy flower with a nice little bush on the side, so lovely. No such thing as messing up. You explain the situation to it, gaining valuable input by the heavy implications she makes. You finally conclude with your plan. “So I pretend to be a damsel, let him put me in distress, then I attack him when he least expects it!” You say slamming your fist into your hand. “Then everyone attacks him from long range and we try to nuke him super hard!”

Your plant points with a raised brow that you have never had to be a damsel in distress before, do you even know how? “I am clearly a chaste maiden! Such things shall come easily to me! As easy as bees take to a certain yank actor I try not to love.” That movie isn’t out yet. “Shut up! It’s a great plan! Ferneru, it is your duty to find people who will fight the dragon like it owes them money, I shall do my best to be the best sort of damsel!” You say with a nod.

The plant tries to object but you place a finger over her lips. “Shhh, no tears. We shall be apart for but a moment my darling! Risa away!” You say running to your room.
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Okay, we got this. We are so totally a maiden, like, the most maiden damsel that has ever damseled you look over your clothes, and decide how best to look like a damsel and—is this really necessary? “I like playing dress up.” You conclude. Oh. Okay then.

How should you rock the maiden damsel that also looks like someone the dragon would want to snatch up?

[] School girl outfit, torn and stitched in places with, like, torn black fishnets maybe?
[] A partially see through white one piece dress that is all fluttery and flappy!
[] Some other outfit, because dress up is fun! (Write in)
[] It doesn’t matter, get to the dragon part already!
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>>38205481
Princess dress. Dragons dig princesses.

But this is Japanland, so dress up like a Japland princess.

Shiba can probably help with that.

>>38205481
>A partially see through white one piece dress that is all fluttery and flappy!
Gotta go traditional.

>>38205481

> We could always ask Ryoko...
Though I'm much more tempted to say
> It doesn't matter, get to the dragon part already!

>>38205481
>Princess dress

Making sure to say it now since I might have to bounce and miss the fight: We should nail him with a hellbreaker before we 3rd release because it will drain our hp&juice to 0 and then 3rd release will restore both of those to full.

>>38205481
>[] Some other outfit, because dress up is fun! (Write in)
cosplay as Jager

>>38205481
>[X] A partially see through white one piece dress that is all fluttery and flappy!
Also make ourselves blonde.

>>38205481
>A partially see through white one piece dress that is all fluttery and flappy! Also, jewelry! we'll be the prettiest, prettiest, British princess!

>>38205481
>[] A partially see through white one piece dress that is all fluttery and flappy!

>>38205555

That's actually not a bad idea.

>>38205555
Since our specialty is Blitz Attacker, I feel like we should unleash the Hellbreaker before he has a chance to fully raise his guard, and then try and just kill him to death in Third Release as fast as we can.

The problem of course, being that Ryoko, Sin-Fin, and sort of Jager need a long time to warm up, also every strong enemy has at least two stages.

>>38205723
I'm thinking open with Hellbreaker+Toothy Grin(since the debuff applied is the same regardless of whether we use it in 2nd or 3rd R, I think) and then activate 3rd R and go to town. Save the 2 FBs we have, one of them to negate critfails at critical moments, and the other to hit him with a WB+HB towards the end of the fight.

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So flappy fluttery pretty princess white one piece risa?

One day mini skirt, one day it will be your time to shine. But it does not seem to be this day.

important reminder: That little bow Jager has is criminal

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You grab the pretty white dress, then do a spin and change clothes. Why do you get dressed like that? You know we need the ratings. Anyway, you feel sort of weird as a breeze blows through your legs, and lament your lacking of pants, but you are going to be a pretty princess and pretty princesses don’t wear pants unless they are pretending to be princes because they want to marry the daughter of the tyrant empire of the western sands, but it turns out she was undead and the desert empire’s so called “slaves” were the corpses of the family reanimated through necromancy, and that to take the black gem from the dark tower of Iskashiil would make her die, and they share a—“I think we should continue this some other time.”

You put on open toed shoes, then put on some rings and a necklace. You look at yourself in the mirror and do a few twirls, the thin fabric hugging your skin where it settles and sending a cooling sensation through your skin. Damn you look good! “I do, I admit it.” You go into the city, smelling Plant Bro getting people together, and lament your lack of pockets, why do you not have pockets?

You find yourself outside the empty construction zone and realize, perhaps slightly later than you should, that you have no idea how to get his attention. You close your eyes in thought, swishing your bottom to make your dress go this way and that, and cross your arms. It is hard getting kidnapped, you think, and wonder just what sort of people get kidnapped. Finally you hear a whimper and smile widely. “Oh my! I think I just heard a woman whimpering over there! My human instincts tell me to go in there and make sure she is okay, because humans are fragile and likely to be damaged if they do not help each other out! Also, I am announcing what I am doing because I am nervous! Yes, nervous.” That’s the thing with the butts right?
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You nod and walk in, doing your best to smell like a regular human with their hair and skin and stuff, gross. You walk through the area, making lazy loops around the prison cell. Finally you are certain the wyrm knows you are there, so you walk in and feign shock. “My God, who isn’t a gnomish time lord thing! Are you girls alright?” You ask wandering over to them.

“P..please. Before he comes back, please.” One of the women asks.

“Don’t worry! I’ll save you all because like you other fellow humans, I possess empathy, and the ability to not laugh at the suffering of others.” You say fiddling with the cuffs. “This should be easy enough, I think it has a trick to it, just let me—“ You never get to say what you want to do, because suddenly the Hellwyrm is on you.

He shoves something in your mouth to gag you, then shoves you into the wall. Manacles clamp around your wrists, and a metal leash attached to a thick scary chain leads from your neck to the wall. He lets you go and you fall to the ground, showing just enough thigh to keep our audience, but not so much that we would belong in a different game. “I am captured!” You say sniffing the air, and noting a mass of beings just outside his range.

“Another pretty thing for me to hoard.” He says, and you notice the dangly thing is there, just mocking you with its sad wiggliness.

The other women look away, and you hear him say something about foolish women, and humans, and how his hoard is expanding and it sort of expands and contracts too with his speech. You narrow your gaze at it and feel your claws lengthen into hooks once more as it moves here and there in a regular pattern.

[] RISA NO!
[] No one tells Risa cats no!
[] Other, please specify
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>>38206763
>[] RISA NO!

>>38206763
Do we hit him now or do we wait and let everyone hit him at once?

>>38206763
>[] Other, please specify
Appreciate that he called you pretty, I can't remember the last time we were complimented.

doushio

>>38206763
>[] No one tells Risa cats no!
I believe this is the dick-hook option?

>>38206858
That is the dick hook option, yes

>>38206763
>[] RISA NO!

>>38206809
I don't know, will his guard be lower than it is now?

have we ever mutilated someone's genitals in quest?

I don't recall that happen yet...

>Remembering that Risa's claws are angel steel and that stuff is really painful to demons

>>38206937
I'm torn.. I can't decide if I want to claw his dick or not.. it's a really really hard choice.

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>>38206763
> RISA NO!
Quick, Narrator! get the water bottle and trigger her "cow in fear of the spray bottle" sensor to pull her back in line! we need this plan to succeed!

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>>38206959
>hard choice

>>38206763
>[] No one tells Risa cats no!

carve a smiley face on his dick

>>38206937
Rape god.

>>38206763
[] No one tells Risa cats no!
I'm sorry.. I couldn't resist.

>>38206944
>Remembering that HW is a dragon

>>38207009
I don't think he counts... he was effectively a penis hydra wasn't he?

>>38207038
He's helly enough for it to not matter. He's hellier than most demons.

>>38207057
Hey man, a dick is a dick at the end of the day.

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>>38206803
>>38206884
>>38206973
RISA NO
>>38207021
>>38206983
>>38206858
Yes! Yeeeeeesss!
>>38206837
Feel pretty

To attack the junk or not attack the junk, that is the question

>>38207125

Surprised Risa didn't blow her cover when she somehow talked through being gagged with what I am guessing was a mouth she spawned elsewhere on her flesh.

>>38207125
Both sides have their share of valid options.

Attacking him now might catch him flatfooted, and will make sure he's fixated on killing us first. The problem is that he's probably gonna go all out from the start, and the question is if we can outlast him.

Meanwhile if we wait, our allies can soften him up a bit, and we Hellbreaker him at a critical moment. This might give Ryoko and Sin-Fin time to start putting real effort in.

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>>38207259
Risa is the best at being a damsel in distress. Also, I think I said it before, but Hellwyrm is more a thug.

Okay, going with what would be the most fun for me! Writing now!

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>>38207125
“Stop right there criminal scum, For criminal use of that bow and being awesome without a license, pay the court or serve your sentence an omake , Your stolen goods are now forfeit”

>[]pay fine (100 butt pics)
>[]omake
>[]resist arrest

>>38207371

I somewhat hope this plan revolves around using lefty while Risa pretends to be a damsel. She's literally being torn apart by the indecision. Her hand had a will of it's own, she swears!

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You are a strong will! You are the strongest. He looks at you like someone who has found a prize and you take a deep breath. Yeah, no, you’re okay! You got this, you don’t even need to worry about it. It’s like when Jager started leaving her jackets around for you to curl up on because they feel nice on your sleeping form. You take a second breath and feel your feeling stabilize. Yeah! You got this, it’s all good. Your hand makes a move for it, but you grab it and tuck it under your butt. It struggles, and you imagine lefty screaming in hate, but you are the dungeon master here! None shall break through your iron like grip of self-control!

He turns quickly, and it sort of flops against his leg and—“AH!” He screams, his eyes wide. And you already did it, didn’t you?

You leapt from your position and grabbed hold of the flopping probably an enemy? You aren’t sure. Your claws dig in deep, and you see red lines where fresh blood is trickling out of the thin cuts along his, er, be sure to wash your hands later okay? He slams his fist into your head and you fall into the ground a few feet, however that wasn’t that smart, as your claws hold true and you tear through his flesh and meat on your way down. He looks down at his maimed stuff and then to you, your gorey regenerating pile smiling widely. “You! Die!” He screams and his body glows with flame as he swings at you again.

“Hellbreaker.” You laugh, and suddenly the world is robbed of meaning as a wave of power robs even the atoms around you of the energy they used to hold together.

Good Job on the self control

Hollow Quest Redux 124 end! Okay, I think I am going to call it here. Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, lewd discussions, etc. for a little bit! How was it? Is Risa still best grill? Why is Caede so cute? The more questions asked that I have to answer the more I dump from my fan art folder! I generally go for the lewd ones!

>>38207685
thanks for running
yay genital mutilation
did it bend to the left?
has Cecil engaged in handholding while we weren't looking?
do you think of World of Lewdness when we make love?
>>38207426

>>38207685
So much for hitting him with a Toothy Grin at the start of the fight.

Oh well, I get that it's kinda unbalanced to do one right at the start of a fight at the end of a thread since it'd effectively be free debuffs.

Anyway, nice thread. I like sassy Azure who tells shitters to cheese off.

>>38207685
Risa is best girl. Jager is a close second.

Thanks for running

Caede isn't cute she said so.

Next WOL or HQR when?

>>38207685
It was the most fun I've had in one of these threads in a while, honestly. Hope it was fun for you as well.

>>38207685
Does this mean Risa's officially a rabbi now?

drawfags pls

>>38207685
Hellbreaker is aimed at his dick right?

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>>38207741
Thanks for playing

Risa doesn't know any better! It was its fault for flopping about so much!

Uncertain, but now it can maybe bend a few ways at the same time!

He had better not!

I do not think of World of Lewdness, Taylor. I mean Anonymous. FUCK!

Ah, well, if the quest continues as it did this time I might feel up for running some omakes at a later time.

>>38207685
>“Hellbreaker.” You laugh, and suddenly the world is robbed of meaning as a wave of power robs even the atoms around you of the energy they used to hold together.
Aww. I was expecting something over the top and purple prosey as all get out for its first use.

Maybe it'll be like that at the start of next thread?

>>38207773
Yes.

>>38207802
yes pls, slap us in the face with your big floppy throbbing purple prose

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>>38207748
Ah well, it worked narratively this way I hope!

Thanks for playing. I wasn't too sassy I hope, ha ha, but I think we had a better atmosphere this time maybe?
>>38207757
Risa is such a best grill, but she doesn't have the little bow

Thanks for playing

Caede is so cute when she says no!

WoL tomorrow in about 17 hours.

>>38207766
It was better I think! Ha ha, best not jinx it.
>>38207773
Can princesses be rabbis?
>>38207784
Well, it is right there.

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>>38207802
We will get something more descriptive next time, promise.
>>38207874
It doesn't make me a slut, okay?!

>>38207878

Not fond of sassy Azure. I asked for a clarification, and you acted like an ass because some other anon got your knickers in a twist. The grammar part especially, don't make me bring up WoL.

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>>38207878
we should mutilate genitals more often

maybe go to the elemental plane of dicks and blow stuff up, get a souvenir for Jager, maybe shellac one into a letter opener or a back massager

girls like penises right? maybe just a hat like pic instead, play it safe

>>38207915
naughty doctor Risa image when? I can't into art or having money

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>>38207953
AE breathing comes off as being an ass to you

if you are who I think you are then you are a fun vampire (a vampire that feeds on fun) and make the atmosphere a shitty autism minefield to traverse.

Sassycat AE is welcome to stay, even if he doesn't write omakes

>>38207915
So.. what did we forget? I'm too tired to check the archive.. was it something for Jager and Ryoko? Or.. was it for Azzy and short fin... or.. fuck it I'll re-read in the morning and kick myself.

>>38208023
I miss omakes. But I think Azure is directing his Omake time fun to the world of lewds.

>>38208025
It was mundane this time. After we incinerated ourselves by touching Lucifer, we forgot to put on a new pair of clothes.

And I guess dear sweet Petunia is comfortable with us playing around with her while stark naked.

Childlike innocence or secret depravity? You be the judge.

>>38207685
Archived because Azure can never remember to do it.

>>38208042
he has a crippling addiction to having fun

and maybe booze but he handles it well, only Robert Gronkowski surpasses him on my list of functioning alcoholics

>>38208081
babies have the instinct to suck on titties

I hereby submit the theory that babies are lewd

>>38208023

Not sure about tones or any of that, but if you're who I think you are, please don't go around poking the fucking bears. You stirring shit up by constantly screaming who is and isn't an autist just makes everything worse and lights more fires for Azure to put out. It doesn't help anything. Rather, it makes two autists in the place of one.

>>38208121
It's not lewd if you don't know any better. Risa is proof.

>>38208143

Really wish we could stop using trigger words tied to mental disorders. Pretty sure no ones autistic here.

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>>38208206
>Pretty sure no ones autistic here.

>>38208143
should I yell at you too and set up a conga line?

>>38208206
>Trigger words
What are you some kind of retard?

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>>38207953
My knickers ain't in a twist, they are about where they usually are.

I am sorry you thought I acted like an ass, but seriously you shouldn't ask me to find out if there is a way to sucker punch him, but figure that out through the character. We talked about this, I made several very public posts about it. Also misquoting destroys credibility, and can only do harm.

>>38208206
trigger triggers me

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>>38207973
Naughty Doctor Risa? Like this you mean?
>>38208025
Your clothes exploded. You were naked.
>>38208042
Well, WoL is sort of fun.
>>38208104
Thank you very much! I do forget!
>>38208121
I am not an alcoholic, I am a college student!

>>38208344

Someday you'll manage to rebuild the trust needed to tease your players without inciting a riot. Look forward to that day.

>>38208344
you're not a student with a drinking problem
you're a drinker with a student problem

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>>38208385
Ah well, I will just try to have fun.
>>38208427
Nonsense! I have both of those things fully under control!

>>38208297

I apologize if you thought I was acting like an ass. I really just wanted to double check that you were going to give us a tactical option for the HW fight. Maybe I minced your words, and I'm sorry for that.

As for misquoting, everything in the sentence in quotes was something I tried to make sure was indicated as approximation of what I thought you were saying, not quoting it. Those were speech quotations, and I believe I was using them correctly, you know aside from the whole "You must capitalize and punctuate within quotations" thing, but that's neither here nor there. Chat will be sloppy and confusing sometimes.

I would like to bury the hatchet on this one without too much more back and forth snark. Is that agreeable?

>>38208442
excited over Marvel getting the chance to fuck up Spider-man on the big screen?

>>38208486
Dude... who the fuck do you think you are? You are Anonymous... to bury the hatch you don't post about it. Simple as that. That's the point of anonymous. No one knows who you are from one post to the next and no one gives a fuck.

Christ you're an entitled shit.

>>38208600
He wants to be a name fag but knows we'd all block him if he picked one up.

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>>38208486
Here is the thing dude. You said that was what I said, the core of the message, when it wasn't. So you assigned a false statement to the quotes, thus spoke with a false authority on the subject, which is bad. If it was my actual intentions then yes, it would be a correct use, but since it wasn't it is essentially the same misuse of quotes as a misquote would be.

Sure, that's fine by me. Just next time ask if Risa knows any ways to sucker punch him instead of asking me. I really really really want to stay as far away from giving meta knowledge as I can.

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>>38208574
They made good Captain America movies, so they have a free pass for a while.

Hm, see through underwear, except where there is a spider web design might be a good underwear idea.

>>38208746
but they made shitty Thor movies

GOTG was fun though

also were you aware that Aquaman technically has two ongoing books atm?

>>38208705

You still have problems coping with that line of difference. I wasn't saying "tell us how to sucker punch him". I was asking if it was even possible, maybe asking if you could consider not writing us into an all out assault in later posts, expressing an interest as a player that hopefully you as a QM could consider. You were misquoting me, as much as I was misquoting you, misunderstanding my intentions, and thus we had this kerfuffle.

>>38208825
please get a trip

>>38208825
Either stop posting. Or get a trip so we can block you.

>>38208864
>>38208840
>>38208825

Oh no, it's this again. The battle of the mighty crusaders against the vicious trolls. Spare everyone another round of this please. It won't do anyone any good.

This was a fun thread.

Even with the sperg.

...I would like less sperg...but whatever.

>>38208895
could you get one too?

>>38208944
It's probably the same guy trying to deflect heat from his original shit post.

if this quest was a IRL game session and AE was a DM

these pithy little slap fights wouldn't be happening

and that one anon would have been kicked out months ago

>>38209020

I think someone might have had to reset Azure's nose after Ryouichi.

>>38209053
you can't samefag in real life

not without money or superpowers

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>>38208798
Eh, Thor was beefy enough for me to be okay with it. Plus Loki was fun.

GotG was super fun!

I was not, I am not huge into comics sadly. I read some, but not that much anymore.
>>38208825
I was dissecting the messages, but I ran out of room, and after one post it wouldn't be as fun so I stopped, but the short of it is next time please say it in a form of "Does Risa know..." or "Do we know..."

Also I thought you wanted to bury the hatchet, and I am not certain this action is what that phrase refers to.

>>38209129
He's full of shit and you really should just ignore him. He's shitposting.

Bury the hatchet to give himself some sense of moral high ground to go with his perceived slights and manufactured outrage.

>>38209129

Back and forth's are hard to stop, as evidenced by what you decided wasn't worth posting. Each side wants to make their point the last one, the perfectly inarguable moral high ground.

For my part, I'm done, and I'm sorry for the misunderstandings we've had that has made this thread less than what it could have been. Enjoy the rest of your evening. I really did enjoy the thread.

>>38209200
This is like what, the 4th or 5th time this little slap fight has happened?

2nd time over him not getting told how to "win" either IIRC.

somethings just don't have an FAQ

>>38209234
I don't understand why you keep doing this.

>>38209256
I think what it boils down to is he loves reading his own posts and he thinks he has some sort of wisdom to impart to Azure.

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>>38209200
Eh, if he really wants me to parse through the sentences to point out where I am coming from I can, I have some free time, but it probably won't come down to that.
>>38209234
Far less than it could have been, but it was contained until the end when it is just the anons who like to take bets if I will make it to bed or just fall over asleep where I sit or hope I post the secret lewd things.

I just want a thread where this shit doesn't happen, and I have been about as polite as I could have been for about a hundred threads and it didn't stop it, so now I am just trying to ignore it and have fun, but that shit is hard dude. Having a quest destruct button close at hand helps, because now I figure I can be a bit more laid back and just try to have fun again and if shit goes bad then oh well, we had a good run.

Next time, please, take everything with a grain of salt and chill a bit. It's what I'm trying to do.

>>38209360

Always I sit on the periphery
Chilled as the ice in my drink
knowing in chaos is no harmony
watching the way we think

I won't say there are no saints
Will you say there are no sinners
As posters lick their own taints
We complain toward no winners

So as we march to the end
I'll still be your friend
Chasing mad fools to bitter finishes.

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>>38209465
Almost have a sonnet going on I think!

I think you are trying to tell me you love me, and nothing you can say will make me think otherwise!

>>38209581
Think what you will
I'll write poems, still

>>38209865
Ha ha, thank you kindly, I enjoy it!

Bastidores probably would have hated Death Grips

>>38209879
To butts we give reverence
and blood spilled in glee
For death gives no severance
save to those who do flee

I'd wager a good man's heart
Against a terror's soul
that cats are so inclined to part
the self made whole

And with each offer dripping
we find another fear
Tomorrow for the whipping
against a deadman's ear

>>38209958
Charlotte, why must you haunt us still? If only we still had our fatebreakers when we killed the Soul King... we still probably wouldn't have brought you back.

>>38210022
Beware, for spiders are always there
even when dead, another is in the shadow
Weeding out the weak, threading fear
Always there to watch you wallow

>>38209581
Is Old Risa a thing we will still need to deal with in the future? Or could we possibly more directly ask Lucifer how he dealt with his Old One parts trying to usurp his existence in all planes and in his past/present/future?

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>>38210022
>Charlotte will never become an Arrancar
>Charlotte will never roll male on her gender roll

why go on living?

>>38210297
If there's ever alt universe shenanigans, imagine all of the unexplored territory we could see!

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>>38210290
It is certainly something you could talk with him about. As for if fighting with her... I don't know how I feel about that thread continuing. If I do decide to keep it up then I will make it abundantly clear that it is still a thing.

As of now let's say yeah, maybe Risa should be a bit worried about it still.

>>38210290
How do we know that didn't happen?

>>38210568
How do we know that Risa isn't actually Old Risa and Lucifer isn't Old Lucifer?!

Any chance we could grab HWs OTHER jewel, high tail it to our posse, blow a raspberry at the Wyrm as we leisurely walk arm in tail with our buds to Hueco Mundo? Once there we flare our go juice to stir up the wasp nest. Dragon boy can't leave without his treasure ensuring Beelz has to step in. (Assuming diplomacy fails the lizard) they fight we eat the loser (unless beelz loses then caede) then murder the winner. Either way caede absorbs the legions of collateral demon corpses.
Horrible plan, or worst plan?

>>38210660
Cloaking does extend to those we touch... Or did we not get that?

>>38210660
I think we need a place to hide in Hueco for that to work

>>38210686
The only person who could sense us would be Lillith. Unless she gave that to Beelz. But she doesn't seem like a "share anything other than what you asked her to make" sort.

>>38210686
Forest of menos

>>38210884
What's her deal anyway? I figure she's probably crazy strong.

>>38210649
I sort of assumed monolouge is risas old one self influencing her. But then I also assume that the time devourer is the four or five dimensional asshole of God's time space universe stomach.