You scramble onto your feet - or at least attempt to, your body feeling more sluggish than it had ever been in your life, each muscle numb yet burning with lactic fire. Making even the simple act of crawling forward a trial in itself, one that had tears pricking at the corners of your eyes at the absolute resolve-crushing pain of it. It felt like dying. It felt like dying while being burned alive.But you manage it after a moment, your fingers somehow gaining purchase on the smooth floor in a series of ear-splitting whines, somehow leaving long furrows in the tempered plate glass. You ignore this as you stagger forward, forcing your entire body to move towards the screaming Seer and the dead Culexus in her arms.No. No, it can't be. She can't be dead. Yuma can't be dead.But you felt her die, as plain as day, just before reality came crashing back in a burning flood. Her farewell a pulse of open-armed acceptance.Her soul burning away as the rest of her body collapsed into slack, powdery ash.Chitose Yuma. A girl younger than you, cursed to depend on a confining leather suit to live, to function. Malal's prodigy. One of the few survivors of the last world-ending catastrophe that had threatened to destroy life as you know it. The Emperor's Champion of the Walpurgisnacht Crusade.Now dead. Now gone. As lifeless as the skull that marked her helmet.No happy endings. Not even for someone who clearly and desperately deserved it.
>>38191475Something bars your staggering gait forward. You try and push past it, snarling something particularly tasteless in its face, but all you hear yourself say is hoarse, unintelligible mumbling. Your attempts at shoving whatever it was aside feeling more like weak, feeble nudging."Chiaki. CHIAKI!" You hear a familiar voice hiss in a desperate whisper, and it takes you a moment to recognize Sayaka's voice. It takes you another moment that the thing blocking your way is your Equerry. You blink once, twice, and finally the blur that she'd been resolves into something recognizable. "Relax. Just fucking relax, alright? Everyone got out. Everyone's safe. Even Oriko. We're getting her and Kyoko to sick bay right now. But I need you to stay calm and just fucking relax, alright? Just fucking relax--"Haruka screams again, loud and long, the sound so full and ripe with anguish it had no right coming from something human. A keening wail that sounded much too similar to the screaming that continuously echoed in your ears in the Akashic Realm. The song of the hopelessly lost. The dirge of the forever damned.Your breath sawing in and out of your body in ragged gasps, you finally get enough air to snarl a single word to your Equerry. A single word to tell her that she is lying to your fucking face, with the evidence of it sobbing brokenly a few feet from you, grasping the corpse of someone who simply wanted to do the right thing.Sayaka doesn't budge. "Fine, it's bullshit. But I can't let you through, Chiaki. Please. Kyuubey wants me to get you to a Silent Room immediately." You hear her take a shuddering breath, feel her shoulders give a slight shudder. "J-just....just fucking cooperate, Chiaki. Please. I'm fucking begging you here."...A Silent Room? Your eyes grow wide at this. WHY?! You're not...you don't fucking need to be in the Silent Room, you're the fucking Warmaster! They can't do this, the fucking mutant cat bastard can't do this--[1/2]
BEST TIME OF THE DAY!
>>38191521"I can and I will." Kyuubey's voice, cold, colder than you've ever heard it before, suddenly thunders into your mind - and you turn to look at Kyuubey at his desk, his perfectly-round crimson eyes staring into yours. "Matsuda. Please allow acting Warmaster Miki Sayaka--"You freeze at this. ACTING WARMASTER?!"...Yes. Acting Warmaster." Kyuubey replies after a moment, before continuing on his frosty tirade. "Please allow acting Warmaster Miki Sayaka to escort you to a Silent Room, where your debriefing will take place. Upon the completion of that debriefing, deliberations will be made." A pause. "For everyone's sake, Matsuda, just cooperate. I do not wish to have to call the entire Eversor Rank just to subdue you."Fucking--no. No, this isn't fucking real, this is insane! YOU'RE WARMASTER! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO GO TO A SILENT ROOM, YOU'RE FINE--A click, and a beep, and the wall behind Kyuubey's desk switches from displaying scrolling news feeds to a live camera feed - one that you immediately recognize as his own office. Mami. Wendy. Even Midori, who's trying her best to calm Haruka down, the girl still clinging to the fallen Culexus' corpse. Sayaka. And...And...You look down at yourself. At your hands. And then at the wings on your back....No. NO. FUCK."Go with Miki Sayaka, Matsuda. Please." Kyuubey says again. "Stay there until we can figure out just what happened here."How do you respond?Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>>38191530>Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?Yuma's death hasn't completely sunk it yet.Time to go there and grieve.
>>38191530>[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>>38191530>Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.And a glass of Booze for your soulgem
>>38191530[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.Why it always end like this?
>>38191530>Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.For fuck's sake, indeed.... If we can drop the staff in a way that puts it in contact with her corpse, we should also do that.
>>38191530>[X]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.Damn it all.
>[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>>38191530>[X]Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.
>>38191530>Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>You look down at yourself. At your hands. And then at the wings on your back....what's with our hands?[X]Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.I have a real bad feeling about heading to a silent room right now.
[x]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?"Just so you know, A silent room might not be enough to keep this crap down. We better bring - fuck."
>>38191530>>[X]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.That white thing will allow us to press F to pay our respects to Yuma, or he will be turned into a swiss cheese!
>>38191530>Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?
>>38191530>Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.
>>38191530[x]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?And when you are alone:[x]Cry[x]Cry a lot[x]then cry some more
>>38191530>[X]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>>38191530>Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.What's with our hands?
>>38191611[X]I am GOING to the vault.I am GOING to divest myself of these golden weapons.When I get back, I want to know what the fuck just happened.
>>38191530>[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.getting into an isolated space seems like a good idea in case something is still holding on to us from way over there. Antagonizing Kyubey doesn't seem like a good idea anyway, we still need his resources.
>[X]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.>>[x]Press F to pay respects
>>38191530>[x] Demanifest costume
>>38191646The problem is that it also might just as well leave us defenceless in the face of warp-blasted spawn.
>>38191530>[X]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?If Haruka sees us now she will totally flip her shit. So yeah let's just go.
>>38191530[X]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?Going near Haruka as she is right now seems like a bad idea.So does refusing to cooperate.
>>38191530>Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.This is worse then ntr.
>>38191530[x]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?No need to go and agitate Haruka.
>>38191530>[X]Allow yourself to be escorted to your Silent Room. It's...probably the best thing to do right now. It's only temporary anyway, right?
>>38191530[X]Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.Also blow up KB. It's been a while.
>>38191530[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.Maybe paying our respects will show Haruka we're not like the Matsuda she saw in her vision?
>>38191530>Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.Go rogue.
>>38191530>Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.We didn't betray you, you betrayed us.
>>38191706Do you realize that this is no longer the time for chucklefucjery like that? That they can and will mobilize the entire Eversor Rank to take us down, and that Mami and Sayaka will be right there to put us down?
This is the work of Mami.
What happened? What's with that double no and fuck? I don't think I get it.
Where's the closing sign at?
>>38191530>[X]Refuse. You are still Warmaster here, you're not a fucking prisoner. You'll stay here until shit gets figured out.The other options sound like really bad news.>>38191741Relax, we've probably still got TTO's magic. Or maybe we can summon her.
>>38191741We are a demon right now. The Angel Slayer Reborn. We can take them on.
>>38191749Probably that the 'we now look like the magical girl devil' thing didn't vanish after we left the Aka-whatever realm.
>>38191774>Relax, we've probably still got TTO's magic. Or maybe we can summon her.TTO surfacing again is pretty much a guaranteed BAD END.
>>38191530[x]Press F to pay respects
>>38191772>>38191774>>38191775Or just teleport them to la la land or Disney world or something.
[x]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.
>>38191794She already IS here, i mean common we did have to retake control of our body from her to complete the mission.
>>38191530It has been 25 minutes, I think the voting period has finished already ? ...
>>38191775>You look down at yourself. At your hands. And then at the winigs on your back.It didn't.>>38191800>Didney WorllI approve.
The point is, we need to both assert authority and make ourselves look less like a threat.The best way to do that is act sensibly: Job one is to put the golden weapons back, achieving both objectives, demonstrating that despite the wings and the grief, we are still in charge of ourself.
>>38191794For Kyubey maybe. As long as we get our waifus, it's a good end.
>>38191811>we were TTO the entire time, we just forgot, again
[X]Concede, but with a condition. They can at least let you say goodbye to Yuma, for fuck's sake.DEAR KYUUBEYWHATEVER MATSUDA HAS BECOME, IT PROBABLY ISN'T AS BAD AS THE WITCH THAT'S ABOUT TO POP INTO EXISTENCE RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FUCKING LAP WHEN HARUKA FUCKING *SNAPS*PRIORITIES, MOTHERFUCKER. GET ON IT.
>>38191811Chiaki didn't "retake" control, she was given it back. If TTO wanted to, she could've taken over Chiaki and fucked of wherever. She is not our ally.
>>38191820Pretty sure TTO doesn't give a shit about waifus.
>>38191816Busy day at work and I'm on a new phone so I can't do banners today. Sorry
>>38191844Well, not OUR worse waifus, anyways
>>38191844TTO care about the only waifu worth pursuing
I think it's finally safe to say that Yuma did something wrong. Not everything, not even most things. But when something goes wrong, all you can do is not be the sap left holding the bag. All you had to do was get rid of the bag, Chitose.
We should pick up the staff and see who is in it
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>>38191874AWWWWW, WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX
>>38191844>>38191836>The Nameless One>Couldn't even save Madoka/Malal >Not even in the final timeline >NTR'd by NECO when the later won the MalalbowlMore like "The Nameless Cuck" amirite?
>>38191893One thing is for sure.Fuck this job, it's not like we even wanted it in the first place.
>>38191862How could you?>>38191880That would probably lead to Chiaki vaporizing the 9ths eversor squads.LET'S DO IT, ALL HAIL THE ANGEL SLAYER REBORN
>>38191794>TTO surfacing again is pretty much a guaranteed BAD END.I think you missed something vital. TTO and Homusatan probably arent the same person. Just like Pinky and Godoka arent the same person.When we went TTO a few threads back she acted differently than Homusatan did when she actually visited us.
>>38191955Why can't we just transform into Q for once? It would be a nice change of pace.
>>38191934I don´t think vaporizing everything is going to make things better. Just my impression, thought
>>38191955I never said that they were the same. My point is that TTO doesn't care about Chiaki or anyone related to her. She views herself as above humanity and will likely leave to follow her own goals if she gets the chance.
>>38191974That... hat. I can't believe Picard never called him out on that hat.
>>38191886it's not a box, it's a bag. And you already know what's in the bag. GODS DAMMIT CHITOSE YUMA, COULDN'T STOP STICKING YOUR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG COULDJA? NOW GET IN THE BAG. GET INTO THE FUCKING BAG.
>>38191996And it still isn't funny.
>>38192018Au contraire. It's a box. It's most certainly a box.After all, an "urn" is almost always a small, tasteful box that contains someone's... ashes.
>>3819198 I believe that Q pointed out that his garb is "from one of the low points of human history".Hell, if Picard had pointed it out, Q could have sentenced humanity based purely on the outfit.
>>38191975Maybe there's no making things better either way, and it's more fun than being a watch-wearing dildo.I've got a bad feeling about cooperating with QB here.
>>38192058You always should, it's fucking QB
>>38192058I'm pretty sure that there's not a winning option here.
>>38192041an Urn is more like a canister than a box, at least the ones I've seen.
>>38192058Ugh so you just now realized that coming out of hell as a portrait of a demon was a bad idea?
>TFW this thread.
>>38191934You know that doing that is going to kill Kyouko, as well as killing Sayaka, right?
>>38192102It feels more derp than usual. Must be the slut suit and new powers
>>38192102You have to be hurt before you can be healed
>>38192105With our powers, we can probably teleport them to a time out
>>38192102I see your reaction image and I raise you by one.
>>38192065QB has shown that he is generally right, and that his decisions are made for the betterment of all of the Magical Girls under his employ. While the players generally just make Chiaki look like a spastic idiot.
>>38192054Inquisition costume? God damn Q was a cheeky motherfucker, wasn't he?
>>38192136Well, yeah, but... It's Kyubey! We are already programmed to not trust that little marshmellow cat! We can't be helped!
>>38192132Those are powers we only have access to when we give someone who doesn't give a shit about mortals the steering wheel to our body. Why the fuck would we teleport them to a time out if TTO is in control and it wants to eliminate Sayaka, Mami, and Kyouko as potential problems given their actions in previous timelines?
What are the most dangerous words in the universe? "I can fix this"
>>38192136and yet he made us warmaster.and now he's making sayaka acting warmaster
>>38192136The players might be less fucking retarded if the bad decisions people made would actually stick.
>>38192163Look at him and laugh.
>>38192096I was more concerned with Midori's reaction to our wings and lewd dress.>>38192105Surely there's a way to save Kyouko if we do that. Maybe Sayaka too, with idol music.>>38192136We've known for a while that eventually our goals and QB's aren't going to align forever. Maybe that point is now.
>>38192161Kyuubey is not a clever incubator.
>>38192173oh shit that's a *good* one, saved
>>38192163>if the bad decisions people made would actually stick.No, that's not true. Stupidity can't be fixed. It can only be mitigated.
>>38192136>Making bitch warmaster.>for the betterment of all of the Magical Girls under his employ.
>>38192180Wait, if this is after rebellion, then isn't the incubators under the control of Technology?
>>38192192Ok maybe fixed is a strong word. All im saying is if shit like GET FUCKED, actually resulted in the death of Midori then maybe players wouldn't do stuff like that anymore.
>>38192210Damn auto correct, I meant TTO
>>38192217>then maybe players wouldn't do stuff like that anymoreNo, that wouldn't work either. All that would do is cause the invested players to scream more loudly each time the stupid and lolsorandumb players pressed the Big Red Button because they think it's funny or it would "be more interesting".
>>38192210>>38192225If it was just plain old after Rebellion, we'd have human Madoka instead of Pinkie/Godoka/Malal. Something's fucky with this timeline.>>38192217Unless it seems like a good idea at the time
>>38192217>/tg/>Capable of learning.
>>38192254Rebellion was one of the past timelines. Homura just kept shunting the timelines. I doubt she would let go of controlling the incubators.
>>38192194Considering that he can't know if TTO will take control of our meatbody and soulgem again in the middle of his office, and whatever we did caused the death of his last Culexus (regardless of what actually happened, that's how it looks like right now), putting Chiaki in a Silent Room and making Sayaka (the Equerry, the person who is supposed to take command if the Warmaster is compromised) is the reasonable thing to do.Did you forget that WE asked to make Sayaka our Equerry so that she could take command if we were to do something really stupid or be compromised?Given our actions in the Akashic Realm, QB's decision makes perfect sense.
>>38192217Oh shit, we should have said that just now.
>>38192217>Midori dyingI wish. I wish terrible decisions had real consequences instead of just barely-an-acquaintance #2 dying. But Decu won't let Midori die.
>>38192254>Charging a walking murder machine incarnate, when diplomacy had worked every single other time was, the good idea at the time.>Picking up the sword that had utterly driven EVERYONE that wielded it insane before the operation that would reder us not insane when we could have shot all of the bears instead, like was planned, was the good idea at the time.>HANDING OUR LIFE over to the enemy that we had come to kill was the good idea at the time.Honestly at this point nothing more would please me than seeing /tg/ murder most if not all of its waifus, because it was a good idea at the time.
>>38192173>>38192157>>38192134>>38192124>>38192102The proper reaction is this. poor Yuma, she had a hard life
>>38192297But the people making the choices that would lead to character deaths are also the ones that are going to be least affected by it.How is that in any way karmic or fitting?
>>38192350With no more waifus to murder for drama they would go the fuck away. If the troll has no more lulz to extract from a thing it will move on from the thing.
>>38192295>barely-an-acquaintance>Has her own redemption subplot>is directly responsible for Chiaki having bouts of amnesia>Shows up in multiple flashbacks where she plays a major role>BARELY>AN>ACQUAINTANCEHoly shit ur dum. I would like to tell you to shut your whoremouth, but christ anon, u just plain dum.
>>38192374>So much of an insignificant character this anon doesn't remember her and replaced her with someone else.
>Chiaki right now
>>38192412Not helping your case there.
>>38192420Nah its this.
>>38192412You're thinking only of Mirai. The reforming of the Soul Gem meant that not only could Malal and Madokami not help more, but that the information that Malal and Madokami had imparted to Mirai's soul, that we were supposed to get access to, was lost.So it wasn't just Mirai, the barely known acquaintance we lost, it was Malal as well.
>>38192297At least one of those could end up being a good decision, and it has been so far. We got to use devil magic on Ahriman from it.Going all flesh of fallen angels in SIberia could have been bad. Especially with Kharn around to encourage Chiaki's bloodlust.All we have to do is remember not to tell any Homus to get fucked, and not bring any incubators into timestop.>>38192411>rebellion story>kyubey's plan backfires even farther>now he's the devil's punching bag
>>38192439>Implying Malal was ever going to live.
By my count, at the end of the voting period at 10:03, the votes were:Allow6Concede 11Refuse 4
>>38191555 >>38191558 >>38191575 >>38191581You look at Sayaka, then at Haruka - before finally looking back at Kyuubey. Staring back at the mutant cat bastard as hard as you can, matching the perfectly-round crimson eyes glare for glare.Fine, you manage to say, your voice a raspy, raw-throated snarl. Fine, you'll go. You'll let yourself get escorted to a fucking Silent Room, like a fucking prisoner, if that's what it takes for things to settle down. But you're not going without at least saying goodbye to Yuma. You deserve at least that much."No." Haruka manages to stop crying long enough to look up at you, her face an anguished mask of tears and fury. "No, you don't deserve ANYTHING. You don't deserve SHIT."Midori, who'd been trying her best to calm Haruka along with Mami - the green-haired girl already in tears herself - looks up at you with a pleading look, before turning back to the distraught, disheveled seer. "Amane-san, p-please, this isn't Sempai's fault. She didn't want this to happen--""THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!" Haruka shrieks, her voice completely and utterly robbed of all its elegance and refinement. "I KEPT TELLING YOU! I KEPT TELLING EVERYONE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!" She thrusts an ash-dusted arm at your direction, her eyes wild, her lips flecked with froth. "YOU ARE HARBORING THE DEVIL HERSELF! THE DEATH THAT COMES ON SWIFT WINGS! YUMA WAS THE FIRST, AND YOU'LL ALL BE NEXT--"[1/2]
>>38192447She wasn't going to have a body, no, but a part of her was supposed to go into Mirai's soul gem.
>>38192456Wow what a cunt
>>38192466>but a part of her was supposed to go into Mirai's soul gem.>Mirai's soul gemYou mean the one that shattered back in the Siberia Arc?
>>38192456A sharp sound cuts Haruka off, one loud enough to quell all other sound in the room. A crack of flesh hitting flesh, delivered with enough conviction to forcibly turn the hysterical Seer's face to the side. The point of impact - Haruka's cheek - already reddening, a welt already developing there."How..." The Prognosticator slowly turns back to face Midori, her eyes blazing. "How dare you touch m--""I know you're grieving," You hear Midori say as she straightens up from her crouch to stand over Haruka. Her own kind of fury - an awkward but honest kind - radiating off her in waves. "And I know how it feels to lose someone important. I'll sit here and listen to anything you have to say, but..." She takes a deep breath here, her shoulders shaking briefly at the inhalation. "...I won't let you say those things about sempai. Do you understand?""..." Haruka glares up at your Callidus for what seems like an eternity, before turning away, burying her face into Yuma's chestplate. Continuing to muffle her cries there.Midori..."I don't really think it's the time, Chiaki. Come on." Sayaka tugs at your wrist in a gentle reminder, her voice low, quiet.. "The faster we get this all squared away, the faster we can get things back to normal. And I'll make sure you get to say goodbye to Yuma personally. I promise."Yeah. Yeah, maybe...maybe this isn't the time.Just as you allow yourself to be dragged away--"Matsuda. One moment, please." Kyuubey calls, and the both of you stop in your tracks. You turn towards the Incubator, eyes narrowed.What? You're going to your fucking Silent Room like a good little prisoner, what else does he fucking want?[2/3]
>>38192478And the one that was reformed by Madokami's power, but then had to be adjusted to accommodate Midori instead when she died.
New here. What the fuck is going on?
>>38192456>"THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!" Haruka shrieks, her voice completely and utterly robbed of all its elegance and refinement. "I KEPT TELLING YOU! I KEPT TELLING EVERYONE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!" She thrusts an ash-dusted arm at your direction, her eyes wild, her lips flecked with froth. "YOU ARE HARBORING THE DEVIL HERSELF! THE DEATH THAT COMES ON SWIFT WINGS! YUMA WAS THE FIRST, AND YOU'LL ALL BE NEXT--"urge to kill.... rising.
>>38192374I think he was referring to the bear chick from Midori's old officio. She died at the end of the Siberia arc to get Midori out of the barrier.
>>38192495The happening is going on.
>>38192484"The Golden Weapons in your possession, Matsuda." Kyuubey's voice is as emotionless as it is cold. "Remove them from your Inventory and place them on the floor before you leave. The sword, the Desert Eagle, and the staff."...So. It's come to this, then.How do you respond?Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."
Why doesn't Chiaki just... Retire?
>>38192499Everything she's said is absolutely correct, though. And it was all our fault, in the end.
>>38192507>[X]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.
>>38192507>Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."
>>38192507>Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>>38192490That would be Midori's soul gem. Midori's soul, Midori's soul gem. That's how it works.
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.They come to us, anyway.
>>38192507>[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.We don't even know what is up with the staff yet.
>>38192507[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.It is better this way.
>>38192507>[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.I am 99% sure Mami would steal them.
>>38192512Can't retire when you got a world to save.
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.>Throw all three into the air, shrug and comment on the fact that you still have several working condition MiG-31s in your inventory
>>38192507>Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."Fuckin mutant cat bastard
>>38192507>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>>38192507[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>>38192507>[X]Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.In the end we're to blame for this, so I can't be mad.Can we at least get our coat or something so we're not putting on a show for the magical lesbians?
>>38192534Fuck the world, the world is a bitch, it can handle itself
>>38192507So apparently we have triggered QB by transforming into Homusatans. Wonder in what past life we raped him like this, and more importantly why does he remember now?
>>38192507>[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.They'll come to us when we need them.
>>38192504>>38192510Ima start voting for things and it would be good if I know what was in character and what wasnt
>>38192507>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell."Do you really want more Ahrimans running around?"
>>38192524It only became Midori's soul gem when Mirai was moved out.
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Good luck finding someone to move them.
>>38192507>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.So who does he trust to handle these weapons if they did this to his Warmaster? If they have to be surrendered, at least put them into containment.
>>38192554Go read the rest of the threads you numpty.
>[x]Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."This first then >[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Let's go full on edgy here
>>38192456>>"THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!" Haruka shrieks, her voice completely and utterly robbed of all its elegance and refinement. "I KEPT TELLING YOU! I KEPT TELLING EVERYONE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN!" She thrusts an ash-dusted arm at your direction, her eyes wild, her lips flecked with froth. "YOU ARE HARBORING THE DEVIL HERSELF! THE DEATH THAT COMES ON SWIFT WINGS! YUMA WAS THE FIRST, AND YOU'LL ALL BE NEXT--"Please, please, PLEASE make it so we can teach a lesson to this bitch sometime in the future!>>38192507[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.It's not like dropping them is going to work, anyways. They will find a way to us. They always find a way.
>>38192507>[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.they are not stupid enough to try and do something to them. And if we really need them, the weapons will come to us anyway.
>>38192554You'd be just about the only person to worry about that, anon. Just go with what seems like a good idea at the time.We're playing a serial amnesiac, after all.
>>38192536>>38192525>>38192519Hey guys, look! I found the Tard-Squad! The kind of people that need labels on blenders to not stick their hands into it.
>>38192554Always act within character. Which may include retarded decisions.
>>38192507>[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.
>>38192561Then our Midori is actually Mirai remade to resemble the original, because SOUL GEMS ARE SOULS
>>38192507[x]Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."We can't trust anyone with them
>>38192507>[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>>38192585>because SOUL GEMS ARE SOULSAnd Madokami and Malal were treating the gems as containers. That has more weight than what you're saying.
>>38192571>Please, please, PLEASE make it so we can teach a lesson to this bitch sometime in the future!Teach her what lesson?She's right, everything she's said is the truth, and she already knows that we're going to shoot her in the future.
>>38192507>Smile coldly. "Everyone here knows how dangerous I am. My leaving them here doesn't make a fucking difference."They are a bigger threat to you on the floor then with me.
>>38192507Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
>>38192507>Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.Even if QB doesn't agree with the ownership part, there's still the matter of them being extremely dangerous to handle by anyone who isn't us. That, and it is known that they can teleport to us at any moment without warning. Posturing isn't going to help anyone here.
>All of these refusals.Well at the very least the story is definitely moving along this thread.
What is Haruka doing out of containment anyway? Isn't she supposed to be locked up? Did I miss something with her?
>>38192507[x]ObeyFriendly Reminder that everything is KEIKAKU DOORI
>>38192643Agreed. Why hasnt Pinky come down and raped her to death because she is vulnerable?
>>38192507>Smile Coldly>Obey"I'm not willing to let another human touch these god-forsaken things. Put them away yourself, or watch me do it."
>>38192507> refuse Yeah time to get out of here.
>>38192507[X]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.
>>38192639/tg/ really loves its terrible decisions.Brace yourself for QB ordering Sayaka to knock us out in order to secure the golden weapons.
>[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.
Have we remembered Madoka yet?
>>38192507>[X]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Let's not piss off the one who can have us executed in a heartbeat.
>>38192672Nah im bracing myself for /tg/ to try and kill QB right now, because that is the "good idea" that is inevitable gonna pop up from all of this.
>>38192639We saw how not obeying ended up not being a good idea, and the players immediately continue to refuse to follow orders.
>>38192507[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.Coobs may have invested in getting me that operation, but these are Chiaki's burden, not his officio's tools.
In our cell, we should request an xbox with a copy of steins gate, to entertain ourselves.
>>38192672It wouldn't be /tg/ otherwise anon.
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want
>>38192672Which in the end just gets us in the cage.Fucking surrender monkeys.
>>38192706/tg/ being retards, you don't say! I love you guys
>>38192507>[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Lets not turn this mindrape into a murder
>>38192672Let's use Kirika's sword if Sayaka tries. The staff is too risky for now.>>38192693You mean Pinkie.
why are we under arrest?
>>38192507>Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.
>>38192756Because we murdered Yuma?
Fuck`s sake.The weapons cause corruption and insanity.We came back looking like satan, complete with horrific soul gem contamination.QB is trying to see how far gone we are and take precautions.And the everloving edgelords are in town.Fuck.
>>38192756Because Coobie is afraid his warmaster turned into Satan
>>38192756REASONS!no fucking idea at all other than we triggered QB
>>38192672It's not like we are openly rebelling, we are offering to put them away ourselves.
>>38192756Because we came out of hell looking like a demon.
>>38192753No use the staff. Let Yuma talk some common sense into these guys
>>38192780We should have.
>>38192767This.Because golden weapon users have an extremely strong fixation on the weapons, guess what refusal to hand them over means.Time to get a new Warmaster.
>>38192507>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.WHATCOULDGOWRONG ?
>>38192795Because people decided to press the "get fucked" button.
>>38192763When the fuck did we murder Yuma?
>>38192507Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.Make sure Haruka doesn't make a dash for the Staff. We had to pry it from one grieving lover already today and I don't want to prove her prophecy right.
>>38192767Just relax, we are not going anything REALLY stupid. Like Ahriman our soulgem
>>38192767>implying we're all not edgelords at heart
>>38192810What get fucked button did we press, did i miss something in between us removing Ahriman from Oriko?
>>38192811We didn't, Yuma was a dumb shit and was planning to die from the beginning of the operation.
I do pray that decu's angle on the vote is that the golden weapons are nuclear kryptonite AIDS - ESPECIALLY the staff, which is an unknown quantity at this point - and that they need to be handled per protocol; i.e. delivered directly to the vault, not dumped on the floor. Preferably by the only person known to be capable of handling them without ill effect. Stress that it'd be a bad, bad idea for anyone to touch that staff at all, and confirm that Kyuuby understands dumping it here means it's gonna be on his office floor, surrounded by sealing circles and shit, for the indeterminate future. I know everyone's all pissed about Kyuuby being Kyuubey (i.e. not the most emotionally astute guy around) but he IS responding sanely - he doesn't know WHAT is up with Chiaki at the moment, so this is a combination of quarantine and interrogation to make sure nothing nasty hitched a ride home in our soul gem or something. If you wanna stick it to him, start quoting his own regulations at him chapter and verse.
Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want
>>38192507>place them on the floorYou do know remember happens to people who touch them, Koobs? And you just want them lying in the middle of the office until you can bus Kharn back here?
>>38192795Because the people made their choices, and now it's time to pay for giving your sworn archenemy your -literal soul- to play with.
>>38192767Those weapons are way too dangerous to let them touch the hands of anyone but ourselves!Handing them over willingly may be the choice that could end up coming back to bite us in the ass when people put their hands on them and turn into psycho murderers of Chaos.
>>38192767We just came out from a mission where we had to rescue someone that came in contact with a Golden Weapon. And now we're being ordered to leave the Golden Weapons when WE are the only ones that can handle them with any sort of safety.
>>38192507>[X]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. You're not trusting anyone else with them. If they're worried, you'll put them in your vault yourself, on the way to your cell.Fuck the police !
>>38192507[x]Obey. Better to just cooperate for now with whatever the fuck they want.-Because seriously, we've been trying to be the responsible dildo. And Sayaka has proven that no matter how dildo we go, we will NEVER reach peak dildo.
>>38192507> Place them on the floor, they get stuck there and we have and excuse to get out of the bad end /tg/ walked into.
>>38192851Actually, Kyuubey can handle them without ill effect. He has done so before in the past.
>>38192507>[x]Refuse. They're yours, and rightly so. My….pretties Say it in Gollum voice.
>>38192851>WE are the only ones that can handle them with any sort of safety.We are the only Magical Girl that can handle them safely.QB can handle them just fine and they don't affect him because he's not a human.So your entire argument is nothing but bullshit.
>>38192836This is the most sane decision I've read. I'm not even sure I'm on /tg/ anymore.
>>38192876He handled the desert eagle once before anyone knew it caused insanity. Isn't the vote closed already? Where's the banner?
>>38192836Good for Coobie doesn't necessarily mean good for Chiaki.>>38192894One wonders if we're even a magical girl anymore. First we were a witch thing like Kharn, now we're a devil.
>>38192810You didn't understand what happened at all, anon.Yuma planned to die. Those final words Chiaki heard before she and Oriko were teleported back to Earth were from Yuma.
>>38192849Gee, what'd happen if Haruka made a dive for the Golden Staff?
>>38192507Ah damn, forgot again. If the voting period is 10 minutes then the last vote would be this one.>>38192693
>>38192507> Do it and remind Sayaka that we chose to save her when she went batshit.
>>38192938I still dont get how Yuma died. I mean what the fuck killed her? One second we make to slice off Ahriman from Oriko and the next we are covered in blood and a dead Yuma.
Don't have banners, so=== VOTING PERIOD IS OVER ===>>38192779 was the last post before the 15 minute cutoff.
>>38192950I wish I was at home so I could post trollbro.png right now. I really, really wish I was.
>>38192954Ahriman saw her impending doom, and did a self-destruct attack. Yuma saw what was happening and intervened. That expenditure of anti magic was too much for her between all the teleports and stuff, and she died.
>>38192938>>38192954Yuma died because of 2 factors:1. 6 teleports instead of her limit of 5 (teleports can't be staggered; she can teleport safely only 5 persons, Kyouko's gem still counts, and Tiny Pete/Rea don't count because Tiny Pete had his own teleporter).2. Ahriman self-destructed her soul in a last-ditch effort to kill Chiaki, Kirika, and Oriko. Yuma took the magic blast that was meant for us.QB was helping Yuma magically. With his help, she could have handled 6 teleports or the Ahriman explosion, but not both.
>>38192950Well, if Yuma is indeed inside the staff, she can always use it as a dildo, no?
>>38192998Ok that still doesnt explain why the fuck we are covered in blood. Or why everyone looked at us like we had murdered Yuma ourselves in cold blood.
>>38193006Doesn't that mean the QB knows we didn't kill Yuma ?
>>38193006Then what if we shipped Oriko back in Tiny Pete along with Rea?
>>38193023First in last out. No good.
>>38193023Ahriman would have done the soul detonation outside of the Akashic realm, which is what Kirika was warning us about.
>>38193023In New Game+, remember to give Kyouko's gem to Rea.
>>38193003Refuse won, 20 to 17 by my count.
>>38193008Oh wow hmm.well for the best I get the feeling they want to retire us.
>>38193070>Decu actually gets to end MGNQ.
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRwRlicEmwIT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>38192938It wouldn't be this bad if that was all. It's likely our transformation from what Oriko did to our gem that's causing the shitstorm. We as Chiaki might not know any significance to our appearance except that it looks like TTO, but chances are there are people who know the Blessed Lady-related legends and religion who will recognize Chiaki as the Devil now. Like Ahriman wanted.We're going to have to stay out of sight for awhile or there will be Officios that will attempt to use this to their advantage.
>>38193108All because we surrendered.
MGNQ doomsaying is always the best part of this quest. I love hearing how every choice made is the one that fucked everything up forever.
>>38193056Also in NQ+: don't hand over your Soul Gem.
>>38193103From thread 257:What about the wings? You wince slightly as you hear how suddenly defensive of them you sound. They're cool. Wendy said so...." Sayaka narrows her eyes, before shaking her head once more. "Nothing. Just feels weird seeing you with those things, that's all." Something in her voice tells you that she's keeping something back, as if deciding better than to speak her mind. "A-anyway. Let's get the fuck out of here, yeah? We've got the main objective secured, that means we can go home, right?"Remember this? Sayaka knows something about the TTO, so is possible that more people knows something. Also, during the TTO interview, she herself admitted to have agents in the officios
>>38193070If Murderface's timeline is any indication, that would end in Chiaki single-handedly wiping out the 9th. That was just with plain old golden weapon corruption too; now we've got devil magic.>>38193103Uh-oh. At least we won't ruin our reputation for slaughter by turning into a watch-wearing dildo.
>>38193149Nah, the wings are cool, let's keep them.Let's also fuck Midori in that first meeting with Wendy. On the table. Yeah, NG+ will be good ideas only.
>>38193140I think a big part of it is the abysmal disconnect between pacing and scheduling. The threads are just so slow for how often they run and it makes people freak out.If you read it in the archives, none of it looks that bad. Every time I take a break from the quest and come back, I'll get to a part and be all "Oh, I vaguely remember that this date is around the time people were freaking about how STUPID BAD SHIT happened" but I'll read it and it's just like "People were freaking out this much over that?"
>>38193140WE TRIED TO WARN YOU EACH STEP OF THE WAY
>>38193173That sounds like it can only lead to a rad threesome.Yeaaaah good ideaaas
>>38193140I'm a little more fond and confused at people who vote for the "happening" choices just for the sake of "happenings"', yet once something bad results from it they immediately vote for something that'll reverse or mitigate the consequences of voting for said choice.
>>38193188Another incredible idea is to kill that civvie that was spying on us in the idol mission. She's nothing but trouble. In fact, we should take her skull and put it on a spike at the officio entrance.
>>38193203Is regret a foreign concept to you?
>>38193216That doesn't sound like it'll lead to a threesomeI don't appreciate your non-threesome attitude anon
>>38193219Nothing can change the nature of a man.
>>38193219No, but repeating the same fucking mistake twenty times over and over again is.
>>38193219It's more how pavlov's vote doesn't exist. anon never learns.
>>38193232That sounds like a personal problem.
>>38193235Is fun a foreign concept to you?
>>38193219Retardation? No, not really.
>>38193219Its not even that, the troll that vote for the first choice get sated by it being written out and lulzing at people being retarded over it.
>>38193232What if "take her skull and put it on a spike" is a euphemism?
>>38193232Well, I don't appreciate your continued ownership of your skull.It would look better in the Warmaster's office than in your head.
>>38193246Is collateral damage a foreign concept to you?
>>38193257Agreed with this anon
I started a meme.
>>38192767>implying you can stop Zweihart and her cabal of edge lords
>>38193257>>38193280While I don't agree with your decorating choices, I respect them. My skull IS fabulous basically no matter where you put it.
You know guys, we're missing out on a golden opportunity for trolling.Kyubey is acting illogical and pissing himself in fear that we'll go murderhobo on everyone, and we're being the logical dildo.[x] That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Sayaka, I declare myself acting incubator.
>>38193286I'm not even voting you dildo.
>>38193286>herThere are no girls on the internet. Everyone's a guy, or at the very least, an honorary inductee into male-dom. Zwiehart got her membership card and her strapon in the mail months ago.
>>38193308>Chika Matsuda: The only magical girl to make an Incubator laugh
>>38193315You could have stooped this.
>>38193334I could have, I most certainly could have. BUT AT WHAT COST?
>>38193308How is it stupid when he can handle the Golden Weapons safely, and he has a hazmat team able to safely handle them?Did you forget that besides QB himself being able to handle the GW's without being corrupted, that he had an entire science team go over the Golden Desert Eagle and Muramasa without them going berserk, so he has ways to handle them without us?Or are you just a fucking retard?
>>38192522 >>38192523 >>38192531You shake your head. "No," You tell Kyuubey, and by extension, the entire room. "I'm not going to do that."Beside you, you hear Sayaka let out a small sigh. "Chiaki." She hisses your name again - your real name - and it's here that you realize that she'd been doing so all along. Not 'Murderface', not 'you fucking dildo' - but Chiaki. You would've smiled at this if things weren't so fucked up at the moment. "Please just fucking play along." The blue-haired Eversor pleads between gritted teeth. "Please don't make me fucking call in the entire rank to put down their Warmaster. For the love of fucking Christ, just drop the fucking things--"You shake your head at her, before turning to face Kyuubey again. "They're mine," You say loudly, willing yourself to sound as even and as calm as you possibly can, even if every cell in your body is screaming at you to take action. "And I don't trust anyone else with them. More on that, I'm not willing to let another human touch these godforsaken things, either. So I'm going to put all of them back in the vault on the way to my cell." At this, you turn to leave the Incubator's Office, your wings unfurling with your movement. "Either take them from me to put them away yourself, or watch me do it."Silence. Stark, numbing silence, one only interrupted by your own heels as you continue to make your way towards the door. Sayaka cursing underneath her breath before following you a moment later, the Eversor quickly catching up with you in a couple of strides.Just before you could reach the double doors itself, it's here that Kyuubey speaks. "Fine. Miki Sayaka, please ensure that Matsuda leaves all of the Golden Weapons in the Vault. Confiscate her keycard to it right after, and then escort her to Silent Room Regalia."[1/2]
>>38193342We would have picked the other option that ruins everything forever.
>>38193353You're missing the point. Kyubey is panicking and being emotional, we're being logical. This is just a way to show how we've essentially swapped roles and we're out incubatoring the incubator.
>>38193363"Understood, Incubator." You hear Sayaka murmur, a rustle of cloth indicating a perfect salute. It's then that you feel her hand on your shoulder. "Come on, Murderface. Let's get you out of here--""SEMPAI!"A shouted call, followed by the sound of running footsteps, and you turn just in time to have your face buried in a soft, warm chest encased in a tear-stained hoodie. Arms, just as soft and just as warm as the marshmallowy hell you're being slowly smothered with, wraps around you in an embrace.You feel your wings bristling as you frantically pat Midori's arm. Alright, alright, you get it, you get the concept, you're tapping out! You can't breathe!A moment later, and your Callidus finally lets you go - and when she does, you see that she's trying her hardest not to break down in front of you. She'd already been shedding tears earlier, you've pointed that out already - but it seems that there's so much more being held back, probably because of what's happening at the moment.Not every day the person you love turns into a monster and gets sent to monster bitch jail, you think."S-sempai..." Midori's voic is a broken, creaky thing. "Y-you're still my sempai, right? You...you still remember me? You haven't forgotten me? Please tell me you haven't forgotten me, I don't care about the wings, I don't care about the claws, please tell me you're still you...""Hanegawa." Sayaka's tone is mildly admonishing. "You can visit Murderface when she's safe inside her Silent Room. You can talk to her all you want then. We just--""I was talking to sempai." Midori cuts her off, stunning the Eversor into silence. She turns towards you again, expectant.How do you respond?Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore.
>>38193409>Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore.Please don't lie to the waifu.
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.
>>38193370Oh please, I'm not talking about the vote, I'm talking about something that would have altered this entire chain of events. What though? mystery~
>>38193409>[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.We'll tell her about the other stuff privately.
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.>>38193400i am very unsure how you're seeing his actions as panicking.
>>38193409Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier."I'm just cosplaying as a fucking slut at the moment. It'll go away."
>>38193409[X]Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore."But for right now, I'm still the same dildo she said goodbye to earlier."
>>38193409[x]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.
>>38193409>[x]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.But also add that things have changed
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.If the rat bastard was being logical he would be more worried about Sayaka.
>>38193409>>[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.We may have turned into a demonic fashion victim of murderdeathjustice, but we are still Murderface, goddamnit!
>>38193400Except we're not.If anything, he's being emotional by giving us even this chance. Logic would have dictated having us neutralized as soon as we came back from the Akashic Realm.By all the actions we've taken so far, we've shown that we're compromised, and any other Incubator would have has us retired.So, if we're going to be more Incubator than QB, we have to order that Chiaki Matsuda be terminated. You can't go through with it because the entire idea is stupid.
>>38193409>[X]"Don't worry, I'm still Chiaki. If I wasn't, there would've been more death resulting from all this."
>>38193409>[x]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier. You just have more wings and waifus now.
>>38193409>[x]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.
>>38193409>Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore.
Have people forget that QB is the enemy?
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.We are who we choose to be....
>>38193409[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.Chiaki Matsuda did not get bitched out by Braids just to be wishy-washy about things now.
Are we literally a dildo? This quest is strange.
>>38193409>[X]Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore.No need to lie.
>>38193409> I am batman!
>>38193409[x]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.Right now we are. Whoever took over passed the baton back. We are no one else but Chiaki Matsuda making stupid Chiaki Matsuda choices, why second guess ourselves ?
>>38193517We have the voice for this.
>>38193409>[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.We -are- the same, we just have extra baggage in the back of our mind now.
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.Nah this is all bullshit, don't worry about me.
>>38193409>MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>38193525Actually, let me add "No, my name is Murder Mayumi." to that.
>>38193409>Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.100% genuine Dildo, accept no substitutes.
>>38193440Not "panic," just a much higher alert state than we have, becuase we're party to information he doesn't have - i.e. that we're not, in point of fact, gibbering lunatics about to murder everyone.Kyuuby, now, he's looking at someone who just came back from Soviet Mordor with ELDRITCH SOUL-EATING DEMON WINGS, probably with their own background track of ominous latin chanting. So. Yeah.
>>38193363>Be honest. Shake your head no. You're...not really sure. Not anymore.
>>38193409>[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier.
>>38193440>>38193464We appear in his office with a burnt out culexus and dressed as the devil, and the first thing he does is strip us of rank, imprison us, and force us to drop the GWs with no regard of putting them away safely or the fact that there is an very emotional Harkua nearby that wouldn't think twice about grabbing one to kill us.He's not thinking things through, he's just going full damage control.I'd say that's panicking as far as incubators go.
>>38193409>I am fine, stay away from Sayaka, she is the one you should be worried about.
>>38193409[X]Reassure her immediately. Of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to eariler.
>>38193558Let's do it.>>38193578This is bad news and we're walking right into it.
>>38193578Judging a book by its cover.
>>38193578You would be panicking too if your last living psyker literally just went to the Warp's equivalent of hell.
>>38193558Yes, let's do something like this.
Anyone else ready to ally with pinky or based Homuhomu did nothing wrong, to fight the incubators?
>>38193578Considering that he can take the GW's himself and have a hazmat team out them away, his decisions are fine and you're wrong.
>>38193464>No, Kyuubey. I've been corrupted. I'm too dangerous to be allowed to live. I HAVE TO ELIMINATE MYSELF-Imagining the blank look on Kyuubey's face going even blanker in complete and utter bafflement is amazing
>>38193578His actions are fully logical and understandable. The warmaster is but one MG despite her rank and he needs to consider everyone else in the building as well.
>>38193627I was born ready.
>>38193558No, that's a really stupid thing to say to a person, when they not only know we lose our memories and can become someone else st the drop of a hat, but even had saw that actually happen to us back in Siberia when we became some other person when we lost our memories there after the operation.
>>38193409>>38193363Don't worry, MAIANGEL ... I'll always be YOURDEVIL
>>38193464>any other Incubator would have has us retired.AHAHAHHA, no.Did you even read any of the writeups and how the other incubators act? Most of them would keep us.8ball? He's had worse.Foobs? He'll still have faith.6th: About fucking time we got some sort of animal traits!
>>38193409bitches dig the wings
>Everyone assume Kyuubs can handle the Golden Weapons just fineHe may have done this well enough in the past, but let's not discount the chance that as we collect more and grow in power, they might become more dangerous for other living beings to be near.We might not be able to easily rely on assumptions like "these horrific corrupting weapons are totally safe in X situation"
>>38193664>KyoukoGoddammit... ate my unicode white and black stars. MOOOOT-- oh, w-wait.
>>38193669Seriously, fuck QB.
>>38193664Bless your soul, Dan.
>>38193669That's 3 out of 19. Not a very good representative sample.
>>38193649... that would pretty much exactly be his face, yes. When Chiaki manages to both make a Responsible Decision but somehow, simultaniously, make that responsible decision a massively retarded one.
>>38193644Right, of course. Good thing his hazmat team had that operation done in Siberia to protect them from the golden weapons.OH WAIT
>>38193736Now you're just splitting hairs.You said "Any other incubator." The fact that three won't means that no, not every incubator would.
>>38193748what hazmat team. you are ignoring that he can handle the weapons directly.
>>38193786A little late, don´t you think?
>>38193748His hazmat team here was able to test the Golden DEagle and Muramasa without undergoing the operation just fine.Magical Girls need the operation to wield the Golden Weapons, but that doesn't mean that it's needed for a bunch of regular humans handling the things with a pair of pliers.
>>38193778A little late, don´t you think?
>>38193786Wait, fuck. Meant to quote >>38193631 sorry.
>>38193822Letting normies handle golden weapons sure went well with Killgore.
>>38193822Good thing we've never had problems with civilians getting a hold of GWs and going batshit insane, right?
>>38193854And it did nothing to QB's science team because they didn't try to use the weapons directly.
I just realized how eagerly we all latched onto even the slimmest excuse to talk about anything but the despair, fear, misery, grief and agony filling the air in that room right now. Mabye, just maybe, if we don't talk about it, Yuma won't really be DEAD.Right?.... right
>>38193883No, it's just the midorifags.
>>38193882If I recall correctly, all of the testing was done by machines, not people.
>>38193883I don't know how to tell you this anon...
>>38193875The correct pronunciation is "ser meguca es sufrir".Trust me, I am spanish
>>38193875>that broken spanish
>>38193874We've never had problems with civilians getting ahold of our weapons, no.Maybe if one of our Golden Weapons was taken by one the human workers in our employ you'd have a point.
>>38193882Well it's not like if they weren't expendable. Or a boss fight having yet to happen.
>>38193906Way toooooooooooo laye
>>38193918>We've never had problems with civilians getting ahold of our weapons, no.Who is KillgoreWho is Oriko
>>38193918Kilgore says HAARBBLGARRGHBLWHARRBLE!
>>38193904>>38193914Hey, man, I don't speak mexican Spanish, and I'm not the one that made it.
>>38193914Spanish is just broken Latin anyway, so it doesn't matter.
>>38193904Tu traducción es correcta.(Translation: Your translation is correct)
>>38193883noOn the other hand, denying Ahriman's magic use might mean we have some culexus powers. Or TTO does and we borrowed them.
>All those votes to reassure waifu after the edge-lord debacleFaith in humanity status: Restored.
>>38193949Well, technically it has it roots in the Latin language (like italian or portuguese), so it is not broken Latin
>>38193949Says someone in the most broken and mixed language in the world.
>>38193936>>38193939Kilgore took the Bangles from You, not us. And she was traveling around the world, and wasn't part of our Officio.Oriko got the Staff from Ahriman, who stayed inside of it and had her followers keep possession of it.How the fuck is that in any way equivalent to dropping the Golden Weapon in QB's office in reach of QB?That's like saying that dropping weapons in a president's office where he can call security to safely handle the weapons is the same as getting them taken off of our drugged out body, or having a weapon given to someone when we never had possession of the weapon in the first place.
>>38193980Denying magic you say
>>38194014I think you mean "adaptive and vibrant"
>>38193882>>38193898Ah, here it is, thread 15."Very well." Kyuubey nods as it sits down on its haunches, tail flicking from side to side - managing to avoid Misaka's multiple grasping attempts, before the arms dealer finally stomps off in annoyance, clearly fuming. "Through intensive analysis, I've come to some very interesting conclusions. This may be a bit long-winded, but please bear with me."You'll bear with it, all right. Just as you're bearing with the uncomfortably frilly underwear you're wearing under the heavy starched skirts. Did maids really wear black frilly panties WITH garter belts?Kyuubey makes a small noise, akin to clearing its throat, before it starts. "As they are, the golden weapons seem to be unremarkable. Both of them can be disassembled into their component parts easily, and snap together just as easily without issues. Identified chemically, they are made up of the same material as their non-golden counterparts. Perfectly identical, down to the very last molecule. Nothing extraordinary - except, of course, when you use them."Kyuubey places a forepaw on the floor, a circle of light etching itself on the marble, and it's then that the Golden Desert Eagle manifests in that circle itself, complete with a white snakeskin holster."Think of it like a...secret weapon in a videogame. Everything else is normal about it, except for a few parameters. It hits harder, it reloads faster, and it doesn't seem to jam no matter what we do. The same with the sword - it cuts with a molecule-thin edge, and it doesn't seem to dull no matter what we cut with it." Kyuubey looks at you. "We used machinery to do these tests, of course, so there's no risk of corruption."
>>38193996Where's the Kirby US box art version?
>>38194025He's saying that anyone who disagrees with one of his votes is a retard. Or he doesn't understand the difference between "edgelord" and "not being overly passive in every situation".
>>38194025>Refuse>Not being the edgelord choice
>>38194029No, I menat "shitty and illogical".
>>38194046What else would you expect from a Midorifag?
>>38193996>attempt to reassure her>while lying out our teeth >while she can clearly see were messed up as fuck at the moment Anon you're terrible at this "relationship" thing. I however, welcome our new Wendy overlords
>>38194051The edgelord choice was the one that said to start smiling and talking about how we could just kill everyone even without the weapons.Stop talking out of your ass.
>>38194031Right here, bub
>>38194054Fucking vikings shat all over it.
>>38194021This discussion should've been ended right after Decu's update, but, since you persist, let me spell it out for you. Does dropping three high-powered, lethal magical girl weapons on the floor - IN EASY REACH OF HARUKA, WHO HAS JUST MADE IT CLEAR THAT SHE HOLDS US RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING HER ONLY FRIEND, WHO'S EMPTY SHELL SHE IS CURRENTLY WEEPING OVER - sound like a good fucking idea?
>>38194085As citizen of Spain, I always laugh at that image
>>38193669>Foobs? He'll still have faith.Have you not been keeping up on PM? He ordered Odette's retirement for much less
>>38194059>>38194046>Being diplomatic is the same thing as being overly passiveAnd then you guys wonder why anyone would call you retards.
>>38194101They're not in easy reach, she's on the other side of the room, and there's Mami and Wendy between them and her.
>>38194021Jesus fucking Christ, you don't get it.The point, that you made >>38193822 was that>His hazmat team here was able to test the Golden DEagle and Muramasa without undergoing the operation just fine.Which A, didn't exist (see >>38194030, it was all machines)and B, the point that CIVILIANS AREN'T SAFE FROM THEM, hence bringing up Kilgore and Oriko.
>>38194154>It's diplomatic to just agree to everything you're told to do.
>>38194115Have you?He immediately regretted the decision, and tried to retract the order as soon as he could, but Fennel went AWOL.
>>38194158>leaving golden weapons near MamiWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>38194189It'll be fine, FlatbroShe's got one already
>>38194158>implying anyone would pay her any note>implying she'd have to move on them immediatelyThe vital thing here is that Chiaki putting the weapons in the vault directly is guaranteed to be safe - they're in the vault. Dumping them on QBs floor leaves a window of oppertunity open while he whistles up his hazmat team and their pliers and their gizmos or whatever the fuck.
Everyone is so mad
>>38194174No need to reiterate, man. As I spelled out for you, you already do look like a retard to me.
>>38194218It never fucking fails to amaze me how people can get this salty over things even well after the update cleanly and easily demonstrates the full context of the chosen vote.
>>38194165So all you proved was that QB has machines to move the weapons, so that they can be moved safely without us, and as shown in >>38194030, he moves them around by teleporting them with magic circles, meaning that as soon as they're on the ground he teleports the weapons to the Vault.So there would have been no threat to civilians anyway.
>>38194215Large participation from the audience, lots of friction between voters, rampant shadow runs and loads of plot important stuff going on. I'd be honestly more flabbergasted if everyone was civil.
>>38194236Because pic related.
>>38193444You look up at Midori and nod. Yeah, of course. You're still you. The same dildo she said goodbye to earlier before the op started. You're just cosplaying as a fucking slut at the moment - it'll go away on its own soon enough.Despite being close enough to tears that they're already dripping down her cheeks - just an errant hiccup would most likely make her break down - Midori manages a shaky, breathy giggle here. "S-sempai, please don't...i-it doesn't really look that bad, you know?" She shakes her head, before gesturing to the bone-white pinions folded up against your back. "T-they...they look really pretty. And the stockings kinda have a neat design on them..."Yeah? Well, you're not really seeing it. But yeah, you'll get back to your old costume soon enough. You're not going to be stuck like this forever. Definitely not. You'll kill as many people as you need to in order to make that a reality."..." Midori smiles once more, and you can't help but feel bad for lying to her like this. Still, she seems like she's feeling better. That's the important thing right now."Alright. Hate to be the dildo here, but I really have to take Murderface to her Silent Room, Hanegawa." Sayaka says as she gently ushers you forward, her voice apologetic. Midori blinks, before hastily bowing - profusely apologizing for her outburst earlier. Sayaka waves her apologies off as she pushes you through the doors."I'll visit every day!" Midori shouts back after you. "I'll...I'll bring everything you need over there, sempai! I promise--"The doors to Kyuubey's office slide shut, cutting off the rest of Midori's farewell. Leaving you and Sayaka outside in the empty hall, the night sky peeking through the windows. ...Huh. So that trip to the Akashic Realm took the entire day, huh?[1/2]
>>38194272"Looks like it." Sayaka murmurs, reaching up behind her neck to fiddle with her collar there - and you see her unclasp something metallic before pulling her cape right off. Leaving her with her shoulders bare, free to display the scars that she'd earned as an Eversor.She shakes the garment briefly - and the blood and grime and dirt coating the white cloth simply vanishes. You make to ask what she's doing, somewhat entranced by the fact that you'd never seen her take it off in person - but you're stopped by her draping the warm, soft garment over your shoulders, letting it drape down and over your wings. And your dress. Hiding them from view."Second time I'm letting you use my fucking cape," Sayaka murmurs underneath her breath, securing the clasp around your neck in a somewhat loose fit. It's secure, however. "Don't get spoiled. I just don't want the others to see you before we have an explanation for all of this."You'll try your best not to get spoiled, you tell her, grateful for the gesture. You pull the cape closer to yourself as you head for the elevators, side by side. Heading to your new 'apartment'."I...I never got to thank you properly for what you did back there." The blue-haired Eversor says after a moment. "You know. When I fucked up."...Yeah, she didn't. She was too busy calling you names, then. Calling you a fucking casual."And you could've told Kyuubey about it, too, just earlier. When this is all happening." Sayaka shakes her head. "If you did, I'd...probably be in the same shit as you, Murderface. So...thanks. I owe you."How do you respond?It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?Stay silent. You're her prisoner, remember? You don't need to talk to your captors.
>>38194272Sayaka, you know we aren´t evil or something like that
>>38194295>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>[X]It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.Gotta lighten the mood, geez.
>>38194295>[x]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295[x]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?Kyou-bro is more important right now.
>>38194295>[X]It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.>[X]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.
>>38194295>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?Important questions need to be asked.
>>38194295>[x]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?Sayaka, PLEASE, make that stupid furball understand that we are not the Devil, evil, or any shit that he thinks we are
>>38194295[X]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
If coobs is keeping all of this under wraps, what will any passer-bus think when they see Sayaka escorting a scantily-clad and cloaked Chiaki somewhere?
>>38194295>Nevermind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>[X]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?>[X]Also, you said that you were held down by something. May I ask what that was?
>>38194295>[X]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?Would really like to have our chair though...
>>38194295>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?>>38194357"Official business, nothing to see here"
>>38194295>>It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.>>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?"When all this is over and nothing but a bad dream, we need to get falling down drunk, the three of us. Remember the good times. The times when things were much less bullshit-laden than now."
>>38194295Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>[X] ...Wow, I didn't even consider that. I really AM getting soft.>[X] Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295[x]It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.Lighten the mood first. Then[x]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194295>Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?>Try licking the soulgem. You know, for science.
>>38194406Never fucking change /tg/
>>38194357"I lost a bet with Kyouko/Midori/Wendy/Mami, she took my clothes."
>>38194295>[x] No no, see, this way the acting warmaster is a person you have something on, instead of someone insufferably perfect like Mami. Give you more leverage, see.>[x] What, you were just joking. Jeez, she needs to lighten up. After all you've done for her too.
>>38194357"Pancakes with whiskey. Yes, it happened again."
>>38194380>"official business" becomes a euphemism for workplace relations in workplace areas.
Well, at least this trip isn't a total loss. We may have lost an innocent who did nothing wrong, but at least we'll still get some Sayaka points.
>Take my payment with my chair, booze, and pancakesI'm calling this now. Chiaki will be watching anime on her tablet, slugging down Kong as she reclines in her SUPER COMFY CHAIR underneath a heated fleece blanket. Sayaka knocks on the door. "WARMASTER, YOU'RE CLEARED FOR DUTY AGAIN.""NOOOO," Chiaki yells back through the door. "AAAAH THE WINGS ARE COMING OUT AGAIN I CAN FEEL THEM I FEEL SO EVIL-""BITCH THEY HAVE A CAMERA BUILT INTO THE ROOM I CAN FUCKING SEE YOU-""NOOOO YOU CAN'T SEE SHIIIIT" Chiaki responds as she slides underneath the blanket.
>>38194504Uhhhh, that surely compensates
>>38194528>Chiaki will be watching animeLost me there.
>>38194295[X]It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.[X]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194528"GOD DAMMIT CUNT, WE NEED YOU TO KICK SOME ASS SO GET YER ASS OUT HERE NOW!""NOOOO, MY GIRLFRIEND'S A CUXELUS SO YOU CAN'T SEE US!"
>>38194295>[x]It's fine. I'll take my payment in booze, smuggled in with my chair. And pancakes.>[x]Never mind that. Kyoko going to be alright?
>>38194528DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE!!!Seriously, we need this.
>>38194528Yes, this needs to be a reality!
>>38194554He meant an idol concert, live.
>>38194504>MGNQ: Turning your coworkers to ashes for those sweet Sayaka points.
>>38194595That's even worse.I subconsciously wish Chiaki would get into the idol "guarding" business again, especially now that she has badass, soul-fueled wings. She would be an incredible MG-centric metal band mascot.
I guess we really wanted that threesome after all.
>>38194528Replace " fleece blanket" with "Midori".
>>38194596We'll need them to add Sayaka to the harem end.
>>38194528This needs to be drawn. It will be the best thing since the invention of pizza.
>>38194626>HomumascotChiaki would die of shame.
>>38194626I wonder if we will ever meet Iori ever again
>>38194554>Implying she wouldn't watch DBZ abridged or Black LagoonWhat DOES she watch, then? Daytime soaps?M'LORD? M'LADY?
>>38194657You mean before or after she contracts just to be relevant again?
>>38194659Nothing. Murderface ain't got time for this shit when there are faggots with golden dildoes still running around, un-kneecapped.
>>38194659She watches M'Dori
>>38194657Lori a shit.
>>38194674Someone will have to lick her soul gem. It's only fair.
All this talk about relationship points has made me wonder... Will Chiaki ever get some booty? After all the shit she has been through, she really needs someone to bed her and make her forget everything for a moment.
>>38194710That's not how you spell "lorry".
>>38194626>MG-centric metal bandGet Kalafina on the horn and tell them they're rich.
>>38194659Super sentai shows. Guilty pleasure.
>>38194718She has. Twice or so with the green haired succubus.
>>38194718She fucked Midori a couple of times
>>38194659>M'LORD? M'LADY?What was the name of that show in Max Payne that was about this?"You, mother, are no lady"
>>38194718>"I'll visit every day!" Midori shouts back after you. "I'll...I'll bring everything you need over there, sempai! I promise--"Soon.
>>38194741that's not hard
>>38194732Karmen Rider Giam
>>38194718She got some with Midori right before decu started using the "The fall of Shiaki MAtsuda" images around thread 200 or so.
>>38194626>Ruri changes her theme to metal and goth techno right after she stops cumming from the sigh of winged Murderface>the duo tours worldwide under QB's orders>Murderface is always portrayed as being tsundere for Ruri>Chiaki kneecaps all the involved artistsMake it happen.
>>38194751Exactly what I was referencing. "Lords and Ladies."
>>38194753You aren't neither. But it's still true that Chiaki got some booty
>>38194753Says the easiest one around.
>>38194741>>38194767Really?I guess I need to check out the archives, then. I haven't been following this constantly, so I had no idea.
>>38194741>fuckednot>got fuckedDecu was pretty clear, there.
>>38194767I misread that, now I'm imagining Chiaki in other stories.Chiaki as a baker in Yaketake JapanChiaki as a Ninja in NarutoChiaki as a Soldier in HellsingChiaki as a Shinigami in BleachChiaki as a Cure in PreCureChiaki as a Fleet Admiral or Pirate in One PieceChiaki as a Trainer in PokemonChiaki as a Pilot in Mobile Suit GundamChiaki as a Captain in Outlaw StarChiaki as a hero in training in Hero AcademyChiaki as a Survival Games club member in that show with the airsoft guns & lesbians, Subagabu
>>38194799threads 197 and 244
>>38194753Why would Midori be hard? They haven't done the futa thing yet
>>38194831>SabagebuFixed, and Chiaki already existed there with the name of "Momoka"
>>38194831>magical devil with actual guns replaces true devil with fake gunsOh the horror
>>38194831>Chiaki in Sabagebu!, she replaces the platypus
>>38194836Thank you for the heads up. Now I know what to read when this thread is complete!
>>38194831That's okay, I also mistyped that.
>>38194831Crisis on Infinite OfficiosMurderface: whatever happened to the girl with the golden gun?
>>38194831>Chiaki as a Trainer in Pokemon"Kyubee! I choose you!"Kyubee used Contract! Its super effective!
>>38194875>>38194878Does that mean we get an episode where Chiaki gets faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat and tries to solve her problem with fad diets & bulimia?
>>38194831Chiaki in SonoHana.Hmmm...
>>38194831>M. D. Matsuda
>>38194949So basically the episode where she becomes Midori?
>>38194890I think you should read EVERY thread. I now realize, thanks to you, that there are people who don't follow this quest on a threadly basis; and this explains lots of the retarded votes we see now and then. (Please fon't take this "retarded votes" thing personally, I don't know if you vote retarded stuff, just that you are a little uninformed on some things and maybe a lot of voters too)
>>38194325 >>38194336You shake your head. It's fine, you tell her. But if she's that eager to repay you, then you'll take your payment in booze, smuggled in with your favorite chair. And pancakes, of course.Sayaka frowns at this and opens her mouth, seemingly getting ready to quote directly from the Magical Girl Primer and how it's against the rules to do that for a Silent Room occupant - but she shakes her head instead, a smile curling her lips. "You know what? Fine. I'll smuggle them in myself. I'll let Midori handle the pancakes, though - I could never get the hang of making them."...If she's willing to do that for you, then why didn't she speak up for you earlier? Sayaka knows you're not what they think you are. What Kyuubey suspects you are."I know," Sayaka says wretchedly. "And I will. When Kyuubey starts his deliberations, I'll be the first one to speak in your defense." She shakes her head. "But we gotta do things by the book, Murderface. Did you see how fucking spooked the cat bastard was? And Haruka making a fucking scene didn't exactly fucking help any." Anotherh sigh, followed by a shrug of well-developed shoulders, the play of her muscles there almost hypnotizing to look at.. "We do this by the book. Only way to do it without stepping on too many toes and ruffling too many feathers. Trust me on this, Murderface, this is how it usually goes, and once they find out you're clear, you'll be back in your Office in no time."Hnh. Fine. You shake your head. What about Kyoko? Is she going to be alright?Sayaka nods. "Yeah. We got her to the Venenum just in time. Her Soul Gem's already being purified, and once that's done Kyuubey will personally make her a new body." She draws out something from her Inventory - it's Kyoko's eyepatch, somewhat scorched and caked with blood. "It should take a few days for her at the least. Gives me time to clean this up."[1/2]
>>38194949Chiaki would probably try to shoot away all the fat.In fact, can MGs even get fat?
>>38194831Chiaki is a Captain. Her Shikai is the shield that folds space and time. Her Bankai puts an area inside of her own personal closed space...while giving her the armory.Sayaka is her Vice Captain, her Zanpakuto spirit is her witch form. Has musical powers in shikai, and Bankai is just swords and wheels everywhere.
>>38194977You glance at the accessory, then back at Sayaka. She meets your gaze with an understanding one of her own."I'll tell her her best friend didn't go crazy," The Eversor grins. "She just grew some stupid fucking wings."Good. Good. That's all you wanted."You two." Sayaka laughs, here. "You two are so fucking different, yet you act like you're sisters or something. It's cute sometimes."The rest of the trip to your prison continues in silence, broken only by a slight detour to your vault.As Kyuubey instructed, Sayaka made sure to watch you replace all the Golden Weapons to their racks. Including the Staff.While doing this, however - you had a chance to do a bit of sleight-of-hand, to replace your Golden Desert Eagle with a gun of the same make, and stash it in your Shield.Did you take that chance to keep your Desert Eagle?YesNo
>>38194998>NoWe don't need it.
>>38194998>NoBy the book.
>>38194998>NoThe stooges can take a vacation too.
>>38194982See >>38194960We have our answer.
>>38194966>>38194890magicalgirlnoir.com is an archive of a good deal of the MGNQ threads with mostly Decu's posts there. It's a good place to get started, since it runs continuously until some of the more relatively recent threads. It's an easier read, and you don't even have to get to read Anon bickering!
>>38194998>[x]NoThey might notice that it is fake if they have access to the vault.
>>38194998>[x]NoTell the three stooges they're getting a vacation.
>>38194998>[X]YesWe might need to kneecap someone.
>>38194998>[x]NoLet's not fuck up for once.
>>38194998No. If we take the desrt eagle, it can bite us in the ass in the future if Kyuubey discover it
>>38194998>NoBy the book.And the three stooges need time to cool down, because two thirds of it don't trust us.Later, braids
>>38194998>[x]NoIt will come to us if we need it.
>>38195053We got plenty of other guns to kneecap people with.
>>38195031Yeah, probably will have to overcome Archive Panic at some point and read everything from start to finish. Can't postpone it anymore.>>38194998>>[X]NoDishonesty will not help us this time.
>>38194998>[X]NoWhy would we do that? I'm also a bit confused by saying things like we're lying to Midori - we ARE the same dildo we were before, just with some wings glued on and a bit of an identity crisis.Also > ruffling too many feathersDammit Sayaka
>>38194998[x]NoWe have so many other neat toys in our shield that I think we can go without the deagle for a little bit. Also by the book.
>>38194998>NoNo, Chiaki Matsuda, YOU are the dildos.
>>38194998>NoWe can hear all about how Braids was totally right and rubbing it in their faces later. For now, we have to make sure the cooby wooly doesn't have more reason to keep us in containment for any longer than he has to.
>>38194998>[X]NoFuck them, they abandoned us. Except Braids but she can go fuck her Sayaka daki.
>>38195031There's also the linked pdf and ebook, which lets you get some art and skip all the Anon too.I think it's updated to the latest thread, but the last time I read the pdf was back on the big shell, when I missed a thread.
>>38194998>[x]NoThey seem to find us by themselves.I don't think we need to smuggle it out when it'll wind up back with us anyways.
>>38194998[X]NoWe do this by the book, and the downtime will give us a chance to read the Puella Meguca's Uplifting Primer we keep forgetting.
>>38194998>[X]NoEither they catch us with it, all our gold gets stolen or nothing happens at all for both choices.
>>38194998>NoProfesional. By the book. MAXIMUM DILDO.
>>38195078But do we still have our shield? Assuming we do, it doesn't matter where we put the golden weapons.
>>38195099It's a few threads behind, but it'll be updated this weekend or a day or two afterwards.
>>38195079Don't have to archive binge! Just take it a little at a time. Need to unwind before sleep? Take a read for 20 min or so. Highly disappointed or bored with all the releases on Steam or on TV? Pick up your tablet and read, instead!It's shown that reading also improves your vocabulary, increases empathy, and ability to spell words correctly too!
>>38194799Oh, and she also fuck Midori in thread 233
>>38195079Don't overdo it. This shit's probably longer than all of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
>>38195121I think the shield dissapears when we step inside the silent room
>>38195143Does the naked cuddling in Siberia count? That was way earlier right?
>>38195129Your .rtf or whatever plain-text format you're using was screwed up for the first archive of the ebook, by the way. It's got the same file as in the second archive rather than the proper one for the first chunk of threads.
>>38194998>[x]NoThey can have a time-out same as us.
>>38195176There was no sex in it, only groping
>>38195136>>38195151No intention of binging. That would have a baaaaad effect on my sanity, and THEN I would be making really retarded votes.Will use my smartphone to read it little by little during the night, before sleeping.
>>38194921ugh, now I'm thinking about Quests and Crisis in the same instance.It could be a fun idea.It could also suck.
>>38195197WHOA!! You are alone, buddy!
>>38195207T-there's a difference?Guess I'm a virgin after all.
>>38195197Bro, you trolling or what? >.>
>>38195188Well shit, I'll have to fix that as well.Thanks for letting me know!
>>38195207We were merely examining her for lumps. And whether Chiaki had lumps, too. And whether those lumps were as big as hers or Mami's.
>>38195166I think we were in the silent room back when we were Girl A and exploded Coobie all over Sayaka with a gun from our shield.Homucifer doesn't seem to have one though. On the other hand, the silent room might not have any effect on TTO's devil magic.
>>38195258And you know, skinship is important for an apprentice and her master. Naked spooking is basically like saying hello.
>>38195276I think we were in a hospital room when we did that one.TTO magic could probably still do it, though.
>>38195276We pulled Risa out while in a silent room during the big shell mission. It's probably not an obstacle.
>>38194998 [X] No1) we can recall it anytime as long as we are the owner.2)If they do any tests they will know And if they find out we're untrustworthy forevermore.Shadowruns 1) This is the Bilbo moment.Shadowruns 2) There is something important the stooges can tell us nowShadowruns 3) Somebody is going to break in and steal the gun
I think yes won, guys.
>>38195332Well I won't take it back now, skeletons are the most pure of creatures.
>>38195375Don't trust the skull.
Remember to drink more milk!
>page 10It's all ogre now anons.
>>38195330>Shadowruns 2) There is something important the stooges can tell us nowThis seems most likely.Or Haruka is going to show up and try to kill us, and this choice decided whether she gets shot with the desert eagle now or it's postponed until later in the quest.
>>38195354Go fuck yourself with a rake
>>38195354And this decision will be the subject of many shadowruns over the next few threads, including such gems as:>Mami took the GWs and betrayed us!>Haruka stole them and went batshit insane!>Misaka tried melting them down and giving Tiny Pete golden armor!>Wendy used the DEagle to masturbate!>Haruka found Yuma in the staff and used it to masturbate!>Kharn came back out of retirement and tried to make the 9th sluttier than Nero and the 14th!
>>38195455The handle of a rake is a perfectly workable if inconvenient dildo, as long as you make sure there are no splinters and lube properly.
>>38195455u mad bro
>>38195318Risa came to us, from outside the room. Seems to be a unique Risa-thing though. At least we know that's possible, provided Risa could communicate with us and break out of the vault. That would take time though.
>>38195476>Wendy used the DEagle to masturbate!I thought these were supposed to be shadowruns and not Wendy's daily routine in her dreams?
>>38195083It's like in games like KOTOR where you have dialogue options of "I won't cause trouble" and "[Lie] I won't cause trouble". The homudevil inside us made it clear that she thinks she's the one in charge, back when we first snapped out of it. So not only are we amnesiac, we've got a headmate vying for dominance.
>>38195476>Misaka tried melting them down and giving Tiny Pete golden armor!>Wendy used the DEagle to masturbate!>Haruka found Yuma in the staff and used it to masturbate!I fully expect the second and third while now deeply wishing for the first.
>>38195476>Misaka tried melting them down and giving Tiny Pete golden armor!If everyone else is using the GWs to masturbate, does this mean that Misaka is diving into their vaginas to retrieve the weapons?
>>38195541Decu said it was a one sided infatuation. Haruka probably only cared about Yuma cuz she was her only friend and protection in the Officio.
>>38195504I wasn't talking about the gardening implement. Do you read creepypasta?
>>38195622Didn't we tell one of them to nut up and confess to the other?
>>38195017 >>38195026 >>38195028You didn't. You don't need it right now. Besides, what Sayaka said makes sense - if you just keep your head low and do things by the book, then you'll be reinstated before you get a chance to miss paperwork.With the Golden Weapons safely locked inside your vault and your keycard in Sayaka's hands, you're then escorted to your new 'apartment' - Silent Room Regalia, where Kharn herself had been imprisoned days before she turned into the Betrayer. Days before Walpurgisnacht.All Silent Rooms, by design, are unwelcoming, sterile things of steel and cold, stale air. You've always hated being in one, and made that particular tidbit of information clear to Sayaka. The Eversor simply shrugged."It's only going to be a couple of days, Murderface." She says as she ushers you in. "Just let Kyuubey do his job and we'll do ours, and you'll be back as our Emperor Dildo soon enough." Right. Well...this is it, then. Is Sayaka going to be alright? As...Acting Warmaster, anyway.The Eversor blanches at that. "No thanks, Murderface. Keep the fucking hat and greatcoat and everything that comes with it. Eversor Rank Leader's enough for me. Equerry's a treat, but Warmaster?" She shakes her head, before stepping back across the Silent Room's threshold. "Not for all the money in the world."Heh. Alright, then. She remembers what she promised you?"Yeah. Leave it to me." It's here, then, that she starts to key in a series of numbers on the keypad set at the outer door of the Silent Room. "I'll make sure to visit you whenever I can, too. Kyoko's probably going to be here once she's up on her feet and never leave, so there's that."Hah. Yeah, you can see her doing just that."Alright. So long, Murderface." Sayaka's smile turns...well, hesitant. "Just...get some rest for tonight, alright?"You'll try, you tell her as the doors immediately slam close. The locks ratcheting with heavy metallic clicks.[1/2]
>>38195662But just as you make to glance around - to examine the surroundings of your new home, the fluorescent lighting above starts to flicker, then dim, then die. Leaving you in pitch darkness.And then......"Found you, good for nothing."
>>38195718I love you, Decu.
>let's leave the DEagle behind they said>almost unanimously too
>>38195722>>38195732>>38195734>>38195738>>38195744what is going on, can someone explain?
>>38195718Y HALLO THAR, OLD 'FRIEND' I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE AGAIN!
PULSE MIDORI THROUGH SOUL GEM NEVER LEAVE SAYAKA'S SIDE UNTIL YOU ARE OUT
>>38195718Yep, we're boned.I told you guys it was a bad idea.
>>38195718And that's it for today's thread! Sorry if typing is a bit slow, hahaha! That formally finishes the Prophet Arc! And with this, I'm taking a two-week vacation from MGNQ! The new arc, The Death of Chiaki Matsuda, will begin on the first weekend of March!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! No writeups for today, so questions answered before we fall off the board!
>>38195767wHE ARE BEING "VISITED" by a Clara doll
>>38195718All aboard the AiMobile.
>>38195800>"VISITED" by a Clara dollexplain?
>>38195799>two-week vacation from MGNQ!DECUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>38195799DEATH? WHAT DEATH?
>>38195799>The Death of Chiaki Matsudahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40
>>38195799>"Found you, good for nothing."You are the best and the finale for the Prophet Arc was worth -all of it-
>>38195799WHY, DECU!? WHY?
>>38195799>two weeks>at this pointYou can't do this to me Decu.
>>38195799Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived, now with even more cliffhanger!Commence screaming!
>>38195799NEXT EPISODE: CHIAKI MATSUDE DIES IN MAGMA.
>>38195799>The Death of Chiaki MatsudaOh shit.
>>38195818Have you read the previous threads? The clara dolls are like agents of TTO. We have benn visited in a dream by then, and they killedc Midori. Now, this shit is real, so we are going to be penetrated very hard
>>38195799>The Death of Chiaki MatsudaOn a scale from 0 to get fucked, how boned are we?
>>38195868SUper new here. NO idea what TTO is. no idea what is happening.
>>38195799>The Death of Chiaki MatsudaWow, spoilers pls
>>38195799>>38195855Truly a rite of passage before becoming God or Devil.
>>38195888You should read the ebook
>>38195871I would say that the readings are at 'all lube wouldn't be enough' level.
>>38195888Read the fucking archives. You have 2 weeks, even if it takes around a month.
>>38195799You unbelievable bastard!Never change, you magnificent soul
>>38195799Where will I get my quests now Decu? What will scratch that itch? You don't want me that itchy upon coming back, you really don't!
>>38195930Pinky please, clean your monitor. Then buy a modern one, 'cause guuurl.
>>38195920>http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index> more than 200 threadsnigga wut?
Alright! Really quickly, before we fall off the board.The reason why I'm taking two weeks off is not only because I want a break, but I also want to do some auditing on the writeups that has been written and published for the story.As you all know, I'm really happy with everyone doing writeups for MGNQ, and that never changes. But as I have been made aware, there are some stuff that I need to re-examine and re-fit instead of just declaring everything as canon. It's my fault, not the writefags, because I tend to get carried away, hahaha!So what is going to happen is this: writefaggotry is going to be put on hold for the moment. I'll be auditing everything myself and making sure that stuff that has already been published fits the tone and the universe I envisioned for MGNQ. Some stuff will be cut, some stuff will remain. But not 'cut' entirely like deleted or anything - they're still there, just declared noncanon. The authors are free to continue their writeups as they like!So there we go! Reactions, violent or otherwise, please send them to me!
>>38195962You heard us.
>>38195979>writeups delaying the main questREMOVE WRITEUPSREMOVE WRITEUPS
>>38195871"Industrial beltsander strapped to an oil rig"
>>38195979Why you bully?
>two weeks>erryone yellinIT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, JOHN. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A *LOT* WORSE.
>>38195979Let me clear up, what I declare noncanon can still be continued, they're just noncanon!Again, I'm sorry for this, but it's really just neglect on my part, and I want to try and clean up what's been written.
>>38195799Decu, what would have happened if Yuma visited Kharn in Walpurgisnacht?
>>38195979You're a wise person. Do this thing, and return to us the better for it.
>>38196021You would know!
>>38196021>Sorry, I'll have to extend the break by another two weeks! Hahaha!
>>38195799Decu, I assume that there will be a time when the first will make an apparition (considering the strong implications that one of the members posses 5 golden weapons)?
>>38195979>>38196023THIS JUST IN: WRITEFAGS FOUND DEAD EVERYWHERE IN MOONMANSION! LEADING CAUSE SEEMS TO BE MASS SUICIDE WITHIN MINUTES OF ANNOUNCEMENT!
>>38196023Will we get a list of what stays canon and what has become non-canon?Will we get excerpts from the Puella Magi's Uplifting Primer?Were the choices we made in this thread bad or the worst?
>>38194528You asked for it.
>>38196112This is why we love you, Dan.
>>38196112I wish this could be canon.
>>38195908This will be Chiaki's theme in the upcoming arc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdN1wx6UzxE
>>38196196Well, all that's happened is she is being called a good for nothing. Maybe this is the type of good for nothing she is.
>>38196023Are you just saying this to distract people while you figure out whether Dan or Archival is the father?
>>38194528End of MGNQ
>>38195990You do get that you the one at fault right?
>>38196239Sorry, meant Best End of MGNQ
>>38196021Get back to work nigga!
>>38196231I don't think you remember the intro to the Fall very well.
>>38196243I read no writeups, I write no writeupsREMOVE WRITEUPS remove writeups
>>38196264Your bitching caused decu to need to reexamine the writeups.
>>38196295Only reason he feels the need to check the write ups is all the bitching.You are the one at fault.But you know what? I think I may just try my hand at this whole writeup thing, just for you.
>>38196318I hate you.
>>38196327I love you.
>>38196349I despise you.
>>38196318I think the reason he feels the need to review the write-ups is that they're more than 500,000 words of story written by a ton of people who are not him, all working semi-autonomously, and the idea that he was previously willing to declare everything under that umbrella totally 100% canon forever was absurd to begin with.
>>38196327That my just be the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
>>38196417The question isn't who will let me, but who will stop me.
>>38196481Why is everyone here such a faggot?