>>38149059
"If it comes to it are you ok with me being your super battery?"

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>38149059
>Shut up and stand back
>Other
Call Claire, Mia and Rosa, see if they can help.

Goddamnit Chuckles, one of these days you won't start at midnight and I'll be able to play through an entire thread, but it won't be this day, I'm fucking off to sleep.

>>38149059
Call for reinforcements.

>>38149085
>Involving them with Supergay.

Hell naw. Besides, Clair might be into it and that worries me more.

>>38149059
Ask about how she knows the guy.

I shut my mouth and get as far from the door as I can, pulling out my phone. I dial Claire first. "What is it? I got training-"

"My thing's more important." I cut in, "Avery and I are being hunted down by some weirdo with fire powers. And I think he wants to rape me."

"Sounds like a fun afternoon." She laughs, "Alright, where are you and how long do you think you have?"

"Avery's factory, and I have no clue. Hurry!"

"Danny, I got super speed, I think I can handle it. Peace." The call cuts. She is way to calm about this.

I try calling Rosa a few times, but it just goes straight to message bank. "Don't tell me she turned her god damn phone off!" I growl, kicking a rusted section of railing to the floor below, as I hear a rushing sound outside.

"He's here!" Avery shouts, "Stay the fuck down, he melted through the fence in a second."

A loud pounding sounds out overhead, then a crashing of steel, as Claire lands on the railing next to me, having kicked out part of the roof. "Sup nerds? It's super powers time!

With that, a wash of flame blows out the windows on the far wall, setting fire to all the furniture barricading the doorway next to it.

"Huh. Alright, a fire guy, I can handle that." She tells us, popping her knuckles.

"I don't think that's a good idea." Avery hisses, "On account of the fact that he can melt bullets!"

Claire waves a hand at her, "Ahhhh, bullets are for pussies, I can handle this."

>Claire, get him
>Tell her to wait for Avery to take the shot.
>Other

>>38149311
>Give in and accept that Dicksperado is the OTP

>>38149311
>Tell her to wait for Avery to take the shot.

>>38149311
>Tell her to wait for Avery to take the shot.

>>38149311
>>Other
"Claire, just pick us up and super-speed us home already."

>>38149311
>>Tell her to wait for Avery to take the shot.

No need to get burned, if we have other options.

Also we should moon him for distraction.

>>38149311
>>Tell her to wait for Avery to take the shot.
If that fails THEN you can pound him into the dirt.

>>38149311
>>38149363
This.

I step in front of her, "Woah... maybe we wait for Avery to take the shot first, before you charge the guy who melts steel?"

Claire twists her mouth in dissapointment, "Fiiiiine. Guess I'll just sit here with my dick in my hand then."

"I resent that statement." Avery mutters under her breath, bracing the rifle against her shoulder, as the factory starts to heat up.

"Miss Ri~iiiivets!" Dicksperado calls through the blown out window. "Be a dear and send that boy out here for me... I wouldn't want to dirty myself by stepping inside your abode."

'CRACKOW' Avery fires out the window, the bullet smashing into the ground outside and tearing up a section of concrete

"Well, that's a shame, I was hoping you'd reconsidered being civil. Toby, Choffrey, step out of the way my dears."

An even bigger fireball blows out the door this time a huge section of the white hot steel wall coming with it, flaming furniture scattering about the factory, smashing the small living area Avery had set up.

"Oh, you PRICK!" Avery growls, deadlocked on the hole in the wall

His two henchmen dart in first, but are each downed with another CRACK, shortly followed by their boss.

The word Juicy flops about freely on his rainbow banana hammock, as he stares up at us. The silence is broken by Claire snorting. "This is the guy who wants your butthole? But he seems so hetero."

"Not the time Claire." Avery and I hiss in unison, before another CRACK.

The bullet melts before it hits him, but the boiling hot metal isn't thrown away from him this time, splashing in his eyes and blinding him. "Shit! Thought that'd take him out. Claire, get him."

Below he screams, throwing fireballs willy nilly about him, white hot heat carving the factory apart, as his aura of heat dims.

>Get Claire to take you and Avery and run
>Sic 'em Claire

>>38149311
Can we add Dicksperado to harem?

He is awesome.

>>38149537
>Sic 'em Claire
Claire, try to get above him and throw metal things at him, so they melt and damage him even more.

>>38149537
>>Get Claire to take you and Avery and run
"Rosa wasn't answering her phone, may need to check up on that."

>>38149537
>Sic 'em Claire

>>38149537
Flashbacks to the hard gay angel from Macademi Wasshoi...

Anyway, let's just drop a catwalk on him or something.

>>38149537
Have Claire whack him with huge cement block or something. Also ask him why he wants us so much.

Also call Mia, we might need something to hold him down.

>>38149537
>Get Claire to take you and Avery and run

"Claire, reckon you can hit him other shit?" She nods, already leaping off the railing, she lands in a crouch, dodging a fireball and leaping for Avery's TV.

She grabs it under one arm, before discus throwing it straight at Dicksperado's face. It fizzles and sparks, the glass cracking from the heat as it flies towards him, before crashing into his side, sending him flying through a wall.

He growls loudly outside, as smoke starts to condense at the ceiling, only pouring out through the narrow hole Claire punched through the roof, as Avery and I start to wheeze.

She beckons me over, as Claire chases Dicksperado outside, as Avery has me pile onto the mattress with her, before shoving it off the platform.

My gut drops, as we sail down, Avery wrestling to keep the mattress beneath us. All the air rushes out of me, as we land, but I don't think I broke anything, as part of the roof caves in.

"Man.. fuck you guys. This was house." Avery grunts, staggering to a crouching position and taking aim at Discksperado through a hole in the wall.

I follow her line of sight, to see Claire desperately dodging fireballs, as she tries to rip a street light out of the ground.

He builds up a fireball and tosses it back into the factory, as I tackle Avery to the floor to dodge it.

"FUCK!" She screams as I roll off her, "Hothothothot." I look down to see her kicking off a flaming shoe and sock, with gritted teeth, she dives her hand into the flame, mouth opening in a silent scream as she peels the sock off her foot and tosses it.

Out in the street, Claire tries to smash her new street lamp into the Dickspearado, only for the steel to melt around him, the top part going sailing past him with momentum, crashing through yet more of the factory wall.

Avery grabs her weapons, before clawing herself up to lean on me, avoiding standing on her burned foot. "Get. Me. CLOSER!" Her words hiss, sounding more like an animals growl than human speech.

(cont)

>>38149853
I pull her arm over my shoulders and help her hop forward, dragging her through the hole Dicksperado left in the wall, as Claire tries to hurl the remainder of chain link fence at him.

He bats it aside, before blasting a continuous wave of flame at Claire, striking all over her body, before she can react. "NO!" I yell, as I hear her screaming.

Avery just hurls herself off me, leaping the last few metres at Dicksperado, skin searing as she nears.

I look past them, spotting Claire rolling on the ground and screaming, her clothes blackened.

I run around the two combatants, as Avery leaps atop the fire wielder, pressing the barrel of her handgun to his skull, and with another CRACK, he falls, with her still wrapped around his neck.

The air instantly starts cooling, as I rush to Claire, rolling her out of the flaming wreck of her clothes.

Free of the flame, her screaming stops, her skin charred and blackened without clothing, but her eyes open.

Through clenched teeth, she smiles up at me. "I'll live. Probably." With a grimace, she lifts a blackened arm, as it makes a cracking noise. "Heh... at least I didn't burn my hair. Huh? It's gonna take more than that pussy to kill a Miller."

"When I wake up..." I hear behind us, as Avery crawls up beside Claire, bearing her own burn marks, "Remind me that I hate you two."

With that she passes out, unconscious on the floor. Claire just grins, and before I can stop her, she reaches out an arm, her skin cracking and popping. She hisses in pain, as Avery's burn marks shut themselves, returning to normal.

"Danny..."

"What?" I ask, feeling my eyes stinging."

"You owe me your asshole for this. Clarence Round Two." She winks, before her head hits the pavement as well, eyes shut, but at least she'd breathing.

With a groaning of steel, the factory fully collapses in on itself, fire leaping upwards, as I hear fire engines approaching.

>What do?

>>38149973
Well... Fuck. No cash, no tools, girlfriend flambè...

Call Mia to get her ass over here with the hovercar.

>>38149973

Get Claire to carry Avery and let's get back home.

>>38150026
Claire's unconscious.

>>38149973
>Call Mia to get over here with the hovercar and take us and the girls to the hospital

>>38149999
>No cash
Where does it say that? There is nothing mentioning the briefcase getting destroyed in those posts at all.

>>38150069
The factory collapsed and is likely on fire. We didn't grab it on the way out.

>>38150035
Oh damn. Well, carry them one at a time to semi safety then. Surely all that exercise is good for something.

>>38150082
>We didn't grab it on the way out.
That wasn't mentioned nor was the briefcase of cash, the entire reason all this happened.

>>38149973
Pull people away, get briefcase. Possibly other stuff if there is time (Avery's guns, and explosives, so they don't blow up). Also shoes and clothes, if we have time left.
Girls>money>Weapons>Clothes('n stuff)

well this is a tad unclear

>Carry them away, then try to salvage
>Call mia, get to the hospital
>Other

>>38150194
>Call mia, get to the hospital

>>38150194
>Carry them away, then try to salvage

We can go to hospital after we get our money. We need it.

>>38150194
>Call mia, get to the hospital
I'd rather not risk their lives over salvage.

>>38150194
>Other
>Carry them away, call mia, get to the hospital and while she's on her way salvage.

Claire can heal if we hold her hands and shit, right?

-not a vote-
Avery got healed, and Claire has super healing. As long as Avery's bomb stash doesn't go off they be fine. Just drag them out of the range of falling debris 'n stuff.

Maybe give Claire extra smooch to recharge powers, but they be fine.

We risked our life's for the money. Not getting it would be stupid.

We can call an ambulance(/Mia), and salvage while they get here?

Its just running in and out, and it will be a while till they get here.

Can we do both?

>>38150425
indeed, ideally we should call Mia and carry the girls away, and see if Claire heals with our attentions

I pull my phone out, averting my eyes from Claire's withered flesh, as I dial Mia. "Hey Danny, where were you today?" She greets me, sounding unusually sunny. "I got home but no one's here..."

"Uh.. yeah. See, I skipped class, then went to fence some stuff Claire and I salvaged. It didn't end so well... now we're at Avery's factory, which got burnt down, and Claire's burnt to hell." She gasps at that, "Reckon you can come pick us up in a hovercar or something? Please?"

"I'll be right th-" The phone cuts before she finishes talking. To give myself something to do while I wait for Mia to get here, I pull my shirt up over my mouth and nose, before wading into the remains of the factory.

I dance around white hot steel and burning wood, before I notice a charred leather briefcase, which miraculously survived, I tug it out, along with a few surviving boxes of bullets, dumping them near the unconscious girls as Mia pulls up.

She yelps wordlessly, as she sees Claire, unashamed to cry, as tears flow down her cheeks when she checks the charred girl, running over to hug me.

"I know..." Is all I can manage, patting her on the head. "But we need to get her to the hospital. Help me move her?"

She nods, wiping her face, before helping me gently lift Claire into the back row of seats.

We repeat the process with Avery in another row, before I toss the salvage in the front seat, offering to drive with Mia like this.

I cut over rooftops, heading for the hospital, we pull up, easing Claire and Avery to the ground, before Mia dissappears the car.

>Try and heal Claire with handholding
>Take them in, proper medical care ASAP, try to heal them later

>>38150450
>Try and heal Claire with handholding
If no immediate results,
>Take them in, proper medical care ASAP, try to heal them later

>>38150450
>>Try and heal Claire with handholding

She got burned, its not like we will set her bones incorrectly or something. Can't hurt to try.

>>38150450
>Try and heal Claire with handholding
May as well try while we're on the way.

>>38150450
>Take them in, proper medical care ASAP, try to heal them while waiting for a doctor in the ER.

>>38150450
>Try and heal Claire with handholding
Better try it now before they see what condition she's in.

>>38150527
We gonna get in trouble as unregistered supers for that. Do before, or when out of sight.

I reach down and gently pick Claire's hands up, willing her to get better, to go back to normal. But nothing happens.

Her blackened and charred skin remains the same, her breath stays steady, if shallow. "Why...? Why isn't it working?" I ask, feeling a lump in my throat.

Mia squats down next to me. "Maybe...it's because her skins all messed up? Maybe you need to make contact with live cells for it to transfer or something?" She leans her head on my shoulder. "I'm so sorry Danny... I didn't know...I could have helped."

I shake my head, "It's not your fault. It happened so fast I couldn't reach you in time."

Mia sniffs, but nods slowly. "I'm sure she'll pull through in record time. She does heal fast, even on her own, right?"

I nod slowly, leaning down to scoop her up into a bridal carry, while Mia struggles to carry Avery in, teetering under the larger girls weight.

"We need help!" I call as we enter through the ER doors. "My friend she's all burnt up!"

I'm quickly swarmed by doctors and nurses, as Claire is whipped out of my arms, pulled onto a guernsey and carted away for intensive care, doctors asking me questions. Avery is put into non intensive care, as the nurses tell us she should only be out a little while.

A doctor starts asking me questions about the incident, "All I know is that she was on fire for a few seconds before she was put out, okay?"

He nods, scribbling something down and leaving me and Mia in the waiting room, Mia leaning against my shoulder, hugging me tight, reassuring me that Claire will be fine.

I nod dimly, as stare at the entrance to IC.

I can't sit still for long though, I'm pacing back and forth, looking for something to do.

>Ask if I can see Avery
>Take Mia somewhere (write in) take her mind off it
>Call Rosa about (write in)

>>38150700
>Ask if I can see Avery

http://strawpoll.me/3671477
it's time to fight it out

>>38150700
>Ask if I can see Avery

>>38150700
> Contact Mr.Miller.
> Call Rosa, in case we need money for medical procedures or something.
>Call our parents.

>>38150700
>Ask if I can see Avery
Let's check up on our dickgirl.

>>38150700
>Ask if I can see Avery
>Call Rosa about (write in)
Doesn't Rosa have some sort of Ranged healing?

>>38150700
>Call Rosa to let her know what happened
She's as much Claire's girlfriend as ours.

>>38150820
I don't think sparkles heal.

>>38150845
I don't think that she is..

Seeing Avery wins it

I walk up to the information desk, asking if I can se Avery. The nurse dithers, as I'm not an emergency contact, before realising Avery has none, letting Mia and I through, taking the salvage with us.

We find Avery lying in bed, sharing a room with three old men, her section curtained off, her eyes closed, looking peaceful.

When the nurse leaves, they shoot open, glaring at me. "For the love of Christ, tell me you got that briefcase out of there." I lift it into her view, and she sighs in relief.

"How are you feeling." Mia asks gently.

"Better than I should." Avery snaps, before pointing a finger at me. "You. Why am I not fucked up? I tackled a fire elemental, I should have second degree burns at the least."

I swallow around that lump, "Claire... took your injuries on herself. Healed you, but got more burned for it."

Avery grimaces. "Fuck. Alright. She's good in my books. Til the next time she tries to rape me. You, however, can fuck off, once I have my money. So unlock it."

I stare at her dumbly. "I don't know the combo."

Avery squints. "Neither do I. Fuck. And by the look of it, we aren't getting that thing open by hand. That's leather over steel, look."

I inspect it closer, and a leather corner peels away, revealing cool, hard metal underneath. "That fucker, tried to gyp me and rape you." She hisses. "Either way, you can fuck off. Little one can stay. I like her. Not you. You got what little I have in the world crisped."

Mia looks between Avery and me, as I try to word a response.

>Write in

>>38150988
Tell Avery to go fuck herself, she keeps getting us into these situations and now she wants to act like it's our fault.

>>38150988
Fuck off

Your contact pulled this bullshit

>>38151017
>>38151023
well, we were the ones who asked her to fence the tools for us in the first place

>>38151057
So?

She was getting a cut of the profits

>>38151057
She needs to fence better then since it apparently attracted a nutjob who spews fire and likes raping people.

Seriously, a rainbow banana hammock?!

>>38151057
Eh. It was also her choice to contract it out to this nut. And she's the one who said run. She's probably the person who chose to run back to the factory. She's lashing out because she lost her shit but she chose the wrong target.

That or chuckles has convinced himself she has a legitimate grievance.

>>38151057
That doesn't mean it's our fault when she fucks up.

>>38150988
"Claire nearly died for us, and the first thing you asked about was the *briefcase*? You don't need to tell me to fuck off. I don't need a 'friend' who'd put whatever's in this damn thing over me life, my friends' lives, and her own life anyway."

>>38150988
Offer her to stay with us, while she finds a place, and maybe offer her our secret hideouts?

Also remind her that it was her contact.

Say sorry about her house, but we could not do anything about it.

>>38150988
"Look, it was your contact that burned us, in more ways than one. I'll help you find another place, but you have to accept that this was still partially your responsibility."

>>38150988
>>38151159
That covers it. Seconded.

IF she goes on some halfassed bitch fit about how it isn't her fault or some shit just walk off.

>>38151164
Pretty much

Need to know when to fold it with the crazies

>>38150988
"Assuming there's actual money in this thing, you'll get whatever's left after I pay medical bills: since your cut seems to be the only thing you give a damn about."

"Oh fuck off!" I hiss back, "Claire nearly died saving our asses, and THEN she healed you, and the first thing you ask about is the BRIEFCASE!?" I can feel myself practically spitting now, as Mia. "It was your pyscho contact who tore the place up, and now you blame me? Fuck YOU! I don't need a 'friend' who'd put this money over Claire's life, my life, or even her own!"

Avery lies back, staring at the roof, before glancing at me sideways. "I asked about the money, because I assumed she was in here too." Her words are quiet. "I was planning on giving her my half of the money to help fix her up. Because she saved us."

Mia eases the suitcase out of my hands, holding my hand tight, as I bite back some more words.

"I know that that guy was my fault. Okay? But on the other hand.... I... alright. I lashed out." She brushes her hair out of her face. "Look. I'm.... sorry. It's just that I'm not used to dealing with people that aren't hardened mercenary assholes." She sits back up, swinging her darker than normal legs over the side of the bed.

"You keep the money. All of it. I need some space." She stands, brushing past Mia and I, leaving, without any of the nurses noticing.

Mia watches her go, "Danny... should we say something? She was sorry.... I think."

>What do

Wait what?

Why are we are we being attacked by a butt bandit?

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>>38151269

>>38151224
Welp.. she gets it. Now that the air has been cleared I suppose we can offer her a place to stay? Or at least to help her find a place?

She should keep some of the funds because as far as I know she's got nothing.

>>38151269
Because reality is run by arseholes.

>>38151224
She's right, though. Need money to get good medical treatment, so asking about the money is more important than asking about current conditions of other people you know are already in the hospital.
They're already getting treatment, so what's more important is knowing whether you have the money to get better treatment, or pay for the current treatment.

>>38151224
Seconding >>38151287

>>38151224
"You can keep an eye on her, right? She needs time to think, and me being there's gonna make that harder."

"Call me if she does anything self-destructive, or if you get into trouble."

>>38151224
Go after her. Tell her that the apology's accepted, we can put her up at our place while she looks for another home. And we'll keep Claire from raping her this time.

>>38151224
Offer her a place to stay.

>>38151224
Tell Mia to say to Avery that she can stay at our place, and that you would like to see her after she has calmed down.

Give her some space.

We overreacted too (Chuckles!), and she has gone taught a lot.

>>38151347
>"once I have my money"
>blowing up at US at all
We absolutely didn't overreact. We were angry, sure, but that was perfectly justified at the time.

>>38151347
I'm with >>38151369

It was justifiable anger. Now the appropriate thing to do is apologize. Probably give her some time to calm down... but we'll let her know the bridge isn't burnt yet. Even if Claire is. Goddammit Claire.

>>38151369
We kind of have acted like an asshole to her for a while, though.
And then there's the abandoning her at the first sign of real trouble when we assaulted the merc base.

>>38151398
Anons are idiots no way around that.

Abandoning her at the Merc base was shit but she didn't seem to mind. We might have made things worse off but it probably fucked chuckles plans for a combat type encounter.

>>38151398
Why were we even THERE? We can't shoot straight or win a stand-up fight, so we had absolutely no business attacking a mercenary group.

well, clear up time

>Send Mia to explain
>Go after her
>Give her space entirely

>>38151398
We had no reason to be there, staying would have been extremely dangerous and not particularily useful.

>>38151423
And that's the problem. We went there after saying that we would help her, and then completely flaked on her when she was under fire.

If we had said from the outset, "Hey, I'll help you carry the napalm but then I'm out", it would have gone over a lot better.

That's not including acting like a douche as we try to get her to strip, or actually throwing her to Claire for actual rape.

>>38151454
>Send Mia to explain

>>38151419
What we could had done? Shoot ourselves in the leg and fainted?

We are really incompetent at fighting. We would be a hindrance, or cannon fodder at best.

>>38151454
>Give her space entirely

>>38151454
>Send Mia to explain

>>38151454
>Go after her

>>38151454
>Go after her

>>38151454
>Send Mia to explain

>>38151465
We never threw her to Claire, we actually stopped Claire from raping her.

>>38151454
>Go after her
Mia's not really great at talking to people.

Neither are we to be honest, but we're probably marginally better.

>>38151465
Anons are idiots. They agree to help then go "WAIT LETS LEAVE." See this guy. >>38151468
That thought should have been Before agreeing.

Poker thing was anons being retarded and samefagging. Hey she wants to stop lets.

NO FAg DONT STOP STRIP POKER IS GAY TO STOP FAg WUT R U FAg?

We beat Claire off of her with a stick though.

>>38151513
And Avery is?

Mia can get a simple concept across. Point is, Avery seems to want some space (from us, in all likelihood) and chasing after her isn't respecting that.

>>38151454
>Send Mia to explain

sending mia wins

>>38151530
There is difference between help, and being canon fodder.

We had no chance to explain to her that we cant shoot guns worth a shit. Also we got massively railroaded into that.

We meant in help as in driving the car for driveby shooting, or carrying ammo boxes, not as in going in close combat against guys with guns. We went in way to far without any planning.

>>38151465
>>38151530
I don't think we ever actually agreed to help.

I hug Mia tight. "I think things would only get worse if I go after her. Do you think you can keep an eye on her? Maybe tell her I'll help find a new place to stay?"

She nods into my chest. "I'll look out for her. You watch Claire." She stands on her tip toes to kiss me, "Love you." She whispers, before chasing off, after Avery.

I rub the spot she kissed, before heading back to the waiting room, finding Mr Miller there, arguing with the nurse behind the counter.

"-t's wrong with her? How in the fark she get burnt?" He demands, "And why the hell am I not allowed to see my baby girl!"

"Sir! I am going to have to ask you to calm down, or I will be forced to call security." The nurse tells him, sternly.

Mr Miller's hands glow a dull red beneath the counter. "You think you can stop me?" He whispers.

"Sir! This is your last warning!" She tells him, reaching for a button on counter.

Then Mr Miller freezes, seeing my face in the reflection of the bullet proof glass over the counter.

He rounds on me, anger turning to fear as he grabs me by the shoulders, the glow gone thankfully. "What in the fark happened kid?"

>Write in

>>38151667
We were trying to salvage some shit we found out in one of the defunct parts of the city, but the guy we got in touch with was some flaming fucktard who apparently thought I was too cute to let go. Claire took offense to that...he's dead. Not cleanly, either.

>>38151667
We got attacked by fire dude. Claire got burned, and looks kinda bad, but she live, and probably make a full recovery.

Calm down, lets go outside, and I explain the rest. "Insert recap of what happened here". -"That's what happened Mr. miller."

>>38151667
"Some supervillain with fire powers attacked us, wanting to rape me, the crazy fuck. Claire fought him off, but she got burned real bad. She's in critical, but she's stable. Her healing should kick in, though."

>>38151667
this>>38151743
but add in that she got injured fighting him and helping another friend.

>>38151667
"Got attacked. The guy's dead now though."

>>38151667
"Fucking super villain rapist happened. She got burned protecting me. We got that bastard though."

>>38151743
>>38151764
No, he doesn't need to know what we were doing, just that we got jumped by some crazy rapist with fire powers and that Claire took him out while sustaining injuries.

I try to lead him to the side, giving him a recap. "I got jumped by some supervillain with fire powers. He wanted to rape me, but Claire fought him off for me. She... got burnt pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. The guy who attacked us is dead. And it wasn't clean."

He nods, "God damn right. Fucker thinks he can just go around touchin kids n killin people." He spits on the floor, earning a withering glare from a nurse, which he ignores.

"Listen Speltin... you head on home. I seen plenny a kids who been shellshocked after a bad fight. And you look just like em. Go get some sleep." He claps me on the shoulder. "And.... thanks for bringin' 'er in."

He half shoves me towards the doors, before collapsing back into a seat and wiping a faint tear from his cheek.

>What do?

>>38151863
"Nah, man. She got hurt for me...least I can do is be there when she wakes up."

>>38151863
Go home and get some sleep

I'm a bastard. But.. if we just needed fully healed flesh... was the inside of her mouth okay?We could stick a finger in there.. or something.. I mean it's too late now...

>>38151863
"All the same, Mr. Miller, I'll sleep here. Claire's always stayed by me when I got put in hospital, least I can do is the same for her. I'll just text my folks to let them know I'll be out."

>>38151863
Call Mia, make sure Avery has a cell phone. We'll get Mia to unlock it for us with magic unlocking bullshit.
>>38151910
She might need to be conscious, anon.

>>38151863
Do we still have that case? He can just superpower the locks off, and we can get our medical bill dosh.

>>38151863
Sit with Mr. Miller.

Hell Get him to open the case. We can play for Claire's medical shit with it.

>>38151932
>>38151942
Hey so I got jumped! By the way I just happen to have a case full of money.. How'd I get it... WEeeeeelll.

>>38151932
Mr. Miller tends to be easily angerable. Might not be the best idea.

>>38151929
>>38151932
>>38151942
We can get Rosa or one of Mike's robots to break the lock.

If we ask Mr. Miller to open the case, he's going to want to know where it and the money came from. And he just spent an evening telling us how his crime sprees to get money cost him his wife and put him on a villain reservation with no job prospects and a shit life for his daughter.

It's a really fucking stupid idea, don't you think things through at all?

>>38151976
It wasn't crime, it was perfectly legitimate. A public service, actually!

>>38151976
It's a somewhat different situation, as we were selling abandoned equipment, but he might think it's a bit shaddy put he might think it's just a thing.

Have the case be drawn away by Mia. It might be trapped. Miller is good and all but if he think that we are to blame for his daughter getting hurt, we are dead as hell.

>>38152024
It might turn out better then that, it's just an iffy thing.

alright, staying is the obvious choice, buuuuuuut

>Ask Mr Miller about the case
>Leave it for later

>>38152083
>Leave it for later

>>38152083
If we ask him about the case Expand the explanation first. Stating that you had been collecting tools from an abandoned site or whatever it was we where doing.

>>38152083
>>Leave it for later

>>38152083
>Leave it for later

>>38152083
>Leave it for later

I shake my head, sitting next to him. "All the same, Mr Miller... I'll sleep here. Claire's spent weeks next to me in a hospital bed, least I can do is the same thing. I'll just let my folks know I'll be out."

He looks at me out of the corner of his eye, before giving a short approving nod. "Yer a good Daniel. Git some sleep."

It's the first time he's used my first name in... ever. It feels weird. On the other hand, he has a point, I used all my adrenaline up getting here. I need a sleep.

I tuck my chin down, and zone out, for who knows how long, only to be lightly tapped awake.

I blink, shaking my head, Rosa stands over me, smiling apologetically and holing a coffee out for me. "Hey... I'm so sorry, I had my phone turned off, Daddy wanted more engagement interviews today, if I'd known, I would have been there in a second."

I gratefully sip it, noticing that Mr Miller's gone. Rosa takes the seat next to me, curling her head up and kissing me on the forehead.

"She gonna be okay?" She asks, voice soft with worry.

I nod. "Course. Last thing she said was she wasn't gonna let some pussy fire guy kill her.... Well, one of the last things anyways." I add, remembering her demands for Clarence.

"I can shout the hospital bill. I know Claire's dad isn't well off." She whispers, taking the coffee from my hand and sipping it.

>Write in

>>38152398
"We might have gotten into some money. We got this briefcase out of the fight, but it's locked. Think you can break the lock?"

>>38152398
"You're too good to us, Rosa. Better than we deserve. We can handle it this time, I hope..."

>>38152398
"Where is he anyway?"

>>38152398
"We might have gotten into some money. We got this briefcase out of the fight, but it's locked. Think you can break the lock?"

Also Call our parents and stuff.

I can't help but smile at that. "You're too good too us Rosa, seriously. but listen, we might have come into some money on out own. We got this briefcase out of the fight, but it's locked. Think you can bust it open?"

"They don't call me Big Arms Rosa for nothing." She jokes weakly, "Literally. No one calls me that, pass the case, I'll take it outside."

I reach under my chair and give it to her, following her out into the gardens.

Rosa cracks her knuckles. "Okay, you bitch, time to... break you open.. Sorry, I was trying to psych myself up like Claire does."

She grips it by the end with the join, and flexes, trying to rip it apart. The metal groans, but holds. "I... can... do it!" Rosa growls, her face going red. "Just... gimme.... a sec!"

She stoops over, holding it against her stomach, wheezing with effort, when the briefcase joint shatters open, Rosa flying off it and landing on her back.

"Ouchie." She grumbles, rubbing her head, as the money spills over the grass, laying in neat bundles. "Wow... this is.... I mean it's not the most I've seen.. but it's alot."

I nod, stooping to gather it up in the remains of the briefcase, shoving some in mine and Rosa's pockets as well.

"I think we should probably stick away from fencing from now on." Rosa adds, as we tuck the last of it away.

I agree, heading back inside, Rosa hugging me around the waist, until a nurse comes up to me. "Speltin, Daniel?"

"That's me."

"You're an emergency contact, Ms Miller's regained consciousness. She asked to see you first."

I nod, swallowing, as Rosa gives me on the cheek, I follow the nurse to a small, private room, before she leaves me alone with Claire.

She waves weakly from her bed, still black, cracked, but her eyes are bright and awake. "You know... I seem to remember I was there for you when you woke up at the hospital." She smiles.

"I wasn't in surgery, in my defence." I point out, taking the seat next to her bed. "How is it?"

"Sunshine and rainbows." She laughs

>>38152863
"Well don't worry. With the money I got from that briefcase, I can cover the bill." I promise, as a pale fluid starts leaking out of her arm.

"What's this 'I' shit?" She asks, "I was there too, in the creepy murder mall. Some of that's mine."

I can't help but smile at that. "I'm just glad you're okay. Fuck knows what I'd do with out you."

"I'm guessing fuck your sister a lot more. And Rosa. And Mia. And Marie. Probably get your ass kicked a lot too." She shifts on the mattress. "You might be glad, but the doctors are curious about why I'm fine. They've been asking questions. I pretend I don't know anything. Fuck those guys."

>Write in

>>38152914
Maybe we can say that it's probably leftover medical nanites from that time we were kidnapped and held at some megacorp pharmaceutical testing facility.
Either that, or weird leftover healing magic from some other supers incident.

>>38152914
"Seriously. But don't sell yourself short, either. If it weren't for you I'd probably never have patched things up with my sister, I'd have never met Rosa, Mia, or Marie, and I'd probably be dead and my family would be even more of a mess."

"Get some rest. I'll see if I can't keep the doctors off you a while."

>>38152914
Lets keep with the "Hell if I know" story, and say that the flames might had some regenerative properties or something, and get out of there(as soon as possible). They charge for the bed by hours.

Also tell Claire that she has cookie points with Avery, as long as she doesn't get rape-y.

>>38152914
"Yeah. Get some rest."

>>38152914
kiss Claire when we leave.

"Hey, come on. I wouldn't even know Rosa, or Mia if it weren't for you. And Eri would still be bullying me probably, and Marie would just be some lady I had to talk to." I lean over and kiss her on her cracked lips, "Keep up the stupid act, keep them guessing and get some rest. Okay?"

She nods, closing her eyes. "Night faggot. Go home and get some sleep. But first, make sure you stick your dick in something. That's an order, you look like you need some stress relief."

I look down, only now noticing that my hands have been shaking since I entered the room. I clasp them over hers, reassuringly one last time, before I step out., finding Mr Miller in the hallway. "She's going to sleep." I inform him.

He nods, "I'll be quiet."

I head back to the emergency room, Rosa watching shitty sitcoms on the overhead TV, tinned laughter ringing through the room as she cringes.

>What do?

>>38153316
go to Marie since we haven't seen her in awhile

both to unwind and give us some mental healing.

>>38153316
Find Mia, Avery, and stash the money/decide the housing situation.

>>38153316
Sit down, Text Mia.

>>38153373
>>38153316
Seconded

But give Rosa an update as well.

>>38153316
Call up Marie, tell her that we were caught in a supers fight, and if we could come over to talk about it, and have some "stress relief".
Text Mia that Claire's doing okay so far.
Ask Rosa if she's okay with going to Marie's.

Go to Marie's, talk about what happened, have a threesome with her and Rosa.

>>38152914
>Pretend like she's dying and doesn't have much time left.

>>38153436
That is just being an ass. No.

>>38153502
>"Your healing abilities gave you cancer. Ass cancer. Your butt's killing you."

>>38153528
If we tried to pull that on her I think our butt would be the only one suffering for it.

>>38153545
yes plz

>>38153436
>inb4 she is, and didn't want us to see it happen.

>>38153436
Hell no.

well its a tie between

>maria and rosa
and
>find mia and avery

>>38153703
Maria? Ooh, is she from Mexico? Love those tan beauties. Especially their accent!

>>38153703
>find mia and avery

>>38153703
>find mia and avery

>>38153703
>maria and rosa

Let's talk to Avery tomorrow, not now.

>>38153703
>find mia and avery

>>38153703
Maria and Rosa.

So is Mia getting the futa right now?

>>38153725
quiet you

>>38153703
>Marie and Rosa

>>38153703
Do all?
find Mia and Avery,give Rosa info, then call up Maria?

>>38153738
Avery has no home. We should help her find a place to sleep.

>>38153703
>>maria and rosa

>>38153703
>find mia and avery

>>38153703
Maria and Rosa.

Subby Christmas Cake and switchy magical girl is something I need in my life.

>>38153703
>maria and rosa

>>38153750
This. We should find Avery a safehouse, at least. What about the secret base we never used?

>>38153703
>>find mia and avery

>>38153703
>find mia and avery
Find Avery a place to crash first.
Then we go to Marie's place. But we can still call her to ask if it's alright if we come over later, right?

>>38153562
Stop being a Homo Anon-Kun

>>38153851
NO

>>38153703
>Marie and Rosa
I want some professional therapy help, and giving Marie something she's been very much wanting and hasn't had for a week.

well with another fucking tie, im gonna go with mia and avery first because of >>38153791
and>>38153750

>>38153703
>find mia and avery

>>38153851
It's not gay if Danny's a girl when it happens.

Don't you know anything, anon.

I grab Rosa from behind, making her nearly leap out of her chair. "I think she's gonna be okay." I whisper in her ear.

"Thank Christ." She sighs.

"I'm gonna call Mia, let her know. Plus I kinda feel obligated to set Avery up somewhere for the night. Her factory did kinda burn down, at least partially because of us."

She nods, waiting quietly as I call Mia. "Hey... I think she's getting better. I talked her out of stealing from a liquor store... and then she just kinda vented to me for a while, stuff about her mum. She's sleeping on a park bench at the moment."

Rosa pokes me in the ribs, "If she wants, I can probably put her up at my place?"

I nod in acknowledgement, "Will she talk to me?"

Mia gently wakes her, telling her it's me. The phone is handled roughly, before Avery's voice grunts through it. "Hey. I'm an asshole, you're an asshole. Can we move past this? Pretend it never happened?"

"For now." I tell her. "But listen, I don't feel right about letting you sleep on the streets, we should find you a place to stay."

Her voice softens "That... sounds nice, actually. I haven't had a meal that wasn't cooked in a napalm pot in three days. Where ya thinking? Cos I have no idea."

>Write in

>>38154016
Rosa place for now and find her own place later

>>38154016
My place "It'll feel empty without Claire"

>>38154016
>A place with a shower that has 10 showerheads!

>captcha: rinsm

>>38154016
Our place, I guess.

>>38154016
"Rosa's offered and I'm offering."

>>38154016
Well you can come to my house, or Rosas place. Depends if you want to put up with me, my family, and Claire, when she gets out, or with rich snobby people at Rosas.
Or there is a district with running electricity and stuff, if you want to be alone, but it kinda sucks.

>>38154016
"I can put you up at my place, or you can go with Rosa."
I can hope that she stays at Danny's, but Rosa's place honestly has much better food.

Does Danni have a futa mode? Also, is Avery a futa, or a shemale?

>>38154150
Danni? If Mia wants to, sure. Avery is futa/herm. Both parts.

>>38154016
"Well, there's my place. Rosa also can help you out. You remember Rosa Mishone, right?"

>>38154016
"Mine, or Rosa's, she might have a bed or something, I don't know, she just offered."

"Well.... I'm offering my place, and Rosa is too. Pick which one you want."

Avery hums as she considers it. "Rosas' house is probably way nicer to stay at... but everyone's staying at yours aren't they?"

I shrug, "Well, Claire and Mia are, Rosa still stays at her place."

"Uhhhhh... I'll give em both a shot. Yours tonight, Rosa's tomorrow." She settles on. "Thanks, I mean, for helping out, after all... that thing that didn't happen."

"No problem dude, it's what I do. Apparently."

>I'll come home and set you up there.
>"Mia can let you in and help you settle in" then....
>Other

>>38154316
>I'll come home and set you up there.
Last thing we want is for Avery to encounter mom without us there to smooth things over.

>>38154316
>I'll come home and set you up there.

Claire's a bro, she won't mind.

>>38154316
>"Mia can let you in and help you settle in" then....
Time to go do Marie things.

>>38154316
>I'll come home and set you up there.

>>38154316
>I'll come home and set you up there.

>>38154316
>"Mia can let you in and help you settle in" then....
Call up dad, let him know that a friend of ours is staying over because her place got trashed by a supers fight.
Then call up Marie, ask her if it's alright if we come over to talk and such, we have some recent trauma to go over.

>>38154316
>>"Mia can let you in and help you settle in" then....
to Marie's place

>>38154316
>>I'll come home and set you up there.

>>38154316
>>I'll come home and set you up there.

Its rude to not introduce person staying over to parents.

>>38154316
>I'll come home and set you up there.

"I'll come home and help set you up. Oh and... watch out for my Mum. Kinda crazy, even if she can't help it."

She grunts and hands the phone back to Mia, who asks a few more questions about Claire before she hangs up.

Once I put my phone away, Rosa lifts me in a hug so tight I can almost feel my ribs grating against one another. "Ow...." I hiss, once she sets me back down, as she carries me out the doors.

"Sorry, I just missed you today... and then all this happened. I just don't wanna take you guys for granted." She links her hand in mine, "I'm thinking..... I might just tell Daddy that I'm not going to go to any more interviews."

"What does that mean then?" I ask, having a very good clue where this is going.

She leans into me as we walk. "It means.... I don't want anyone but you, Claire and Mia. Oh and Marie too, if you want. Even if he picks someone else, I'm gonna tell him no. I'm a modern woman, I choose who I want, not him."

"Is that a good idea?" I press.

"Who cares what's a good idea. You guys are what I want!"

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>>38154603
we should get Rosa pregnant
>little pink hair babies that shoot out little love hearts when Daddy plays with them

>>38154603
Kiss her

>>38154603
"i also want you, Clarie, Mia, and Marie too, see how much of a match we are."

>>38154603
"Give the lady what she wants, I guess."

>>38154603
"Okay, try to avoid too much trouble though."

>>38154603
Kiss her.
Tell her that she's what we want, too. But we also want what's best for her in the long run, as well.
We spent two days hearing the regrets and failures of our mom and Mr. Miller. Let's not burn bridges we don't have to.

>>38154603
I do love you, but I am afraid your father wont approve. What he wants is a business heir, and someone who can keep you safe. And also avoid scandals. I just don't know if we can give him that.

I want both you and your parents to be happy. We should think of something. (joke-"Maybe send Claire to business school?")

>>38154742
>Claire's raw aggression makes her the perfect stock broker Wolf of Wall street type
>"Listen here fuck face, he's why YOU need to invest in Mishone Corp TODAY!"

>>38154784
Fund it.

>>38154742
Danny should consider going to a business college. He doesn't have any other marketable skills.

>>38154784
She's so successful that at some point she performs a hostile takeover of the company and puts Rosa and Danny in the rape dungeon.

>>38154784
I like it

>>38154603
"Also, Av has a dick, and it makes me feel weird things because I think you've corrupted me with your deviancy."

>>38154804
That is true.

>>38154804
The fucking bum should go get a job or do some odd work. Lazy ass Git

I lean forward, running my free hand around the back of her neck and bring her in for a kiss. "I love you too... but please... just try not to burn that bridge until it has to be? Maybe I can still prove myself to him?"

Rosa sighs, "I guess.... it's just that I'm sick of having to pretend to like these guys. Most of them aren't bad people.. they're just... really stuck up. And none of them make me laugh. You do."

I shrug, "I'm a funny loser, I know."

She snorts, "Not to mention you're humble."

"Well... duh. I'm really just the best guy around." I snicker, feeling my gut unclench a little, the worry loosening.

"Oh! We're already back." Rosa nods at my house, windows shining in the dark. We meet Mia and Avery, who are leaning against the fence, before I let everyone in.

"Thanks again dude." Avery mumbles.

"Avery, stop thanking me and get in." I tell her, pushing the door open.

She smiles, stepping through and looking about. The TV blares the usual tripe, as the sounds of cooking come from the kitchen, the smell of Dad's curry practically setting Avery drooling on the floor.

"I'm home!" I call, "With more mouths."

>Tell everyone what happened over dinner.
>Have a private dinner with the girls upstairs
>Other

>>38154916
>>38154804

House husbando all the ladies gonna be out making his money while he stays at home teaching his kids how to hide and control their powers.

>>38155036
>Tell everyone what happened over dinner.
In an effort to bring the family closer.

>>38155036
>Let mom know Avery's place got burned down by a super-powered rapist who was after us, so as thanks we're gonna put her up for a couple of days until she's back on her feet.

>>38155036
>Talk over what we should tell the parents. Skip the power tool bit, and anything that makes us look bad.
>>Tell everyone what happened over dinner.

Okay, now how are we getting in Avery's pants? Any ideas guys? I think we should do some Mia's magic, to make her more comfortable somehow. Problem is that we don't know what makes her uncomfortable.

Ask her and Mia if they want to do some fun drawing session, and do variation on the horny cat ear thing?

>>38155185
Let Clare keep making advances, eventually all the sex happening around will get to her and the thought of wet waiting holes for her to stuff will push her over the edge.

>>38155045
Most likely outcome, with Mia serving as nursemaid, since artists usually work from home anyway.

Clair: Sales and Marketing
Rosa: Heiress
Avery: Personal Security
Christmas Cake: Christmas Cake
Mia: Artist
Eri: Sunken Ship

>>38155185
Or we could try NOT mind-altering and fucking with the girl who has a bigger body count than our school.

>>38155185
Not now.

>>38155236
Do we even know if she's into girls? Part of her issue may be that even if she is a girl with a dick, she prefers dudes.

>>38155236
Claire comes off too strong, and makes her uncomfortable.

>>38155241
Why not? Sound like a good idea to me. Just warn her beforehand that extra body parts feel good.

>>38155257
Hopefully. RL hermaphrodites usually have big issues with their sexuality, and hormones.

>>38155257
I thought it was established during the strip poker game that she was uncomfortable with it because she wasn't attracted to guys.

Who knows, maybe Avery was the foreign girl that Eri hooked up with in Wheelclaire's universe.

>>38155238
You forgot

Dicksperado: OTP

>>38155292
>I thought it was established during the strip poker game that she was uncomfortable with it because she wasn't attracted to guys.

Going to need an actual quote for that, because I don't recall that being stated at all.

>>38155282
>Hopefully. RL hermaphrodites usually have big issues with their sexuality, and hormones.
Fortunately for her, we're Danny, and we love the dick. So much that when we can, we take two of them at a time.

>>38155292
The only thing that's established is that you just pulled that information out of your asshole.

>>38155345
>>38155313
Huh, just checked, and apparently there wasn't anything on why she was uncomfortable (aside from the whole being naked thing.)

I must have been hallucinating during that thread.

>>38155378
No more mushrooms before quests for you, anon.

>>38155238
Didn't we bang Marie already and doesn't that mean she doesn't count as Christmas cake anymore, thus meaning we need to find a new one?

>>38155282
Eh just need to let Claire in on the plan and tone it back some.

>>38155257
Heh, if I gotta put up with all the damn genderbending shit, Chuckles can at least give me some Futa on fem.

>>38155399
You meant futa on male?

>>38155419
No. I very much did not.

>>38155399
Fuck if I know. I thought it was just a nickname.

>>38155399
>doesn't that mean she doesn't count as Christmas cake anymore
She'll still be christmas cake unless we marry her, which we won't because we have to marry Rosa.

>>38155491
if we marry her she would then be a milf.

I turn to the others, getting a story straight. "I'm gonna tell them about Claire. Under no circumstances do we say anything that incriminates me, Claire or Avery. No mercenaries, no tools, no money. Got it?"

Everyone nods.

"Alright, then Avery, welcome to the hell that is the Speltin family dinner." I gesture to the dinner table, as Dad starts setting the table.

Eri waves as we sit, Avery taking Claire's usual seat. "Mike's called home, saying he's pulling an all nighter. Says his boss is riding him hard." She smirks, "I wonder if this yet more employee fraternisation."

"What?" Mum asks, sitting next to her.

"Nothing, just telling a joke." Eri smoothly replies.

I clear my throat, as Dad sits now as well. "Uhh, guys... Claire's in the hospital. She got attacked by some psycho with fire powers this afternoon, and they burned down the place where our friend Avery was staying too."

Eri's eyes shoot open, Mum clucks her tongue and even Dad folds his newspaper, paying attention.

"They think she's stable. But I don't know how long until she recovers..." I continue.

"I-" Mum starts sounding choked. "I- she can't- I..." she sniffs loudly. "Tell her... I said 'get well soon'. Okay?" She takes her bowl and leaves the table, heading for the study.

"How bad is it?" Eri presses.

"It... wasn't pretty." Avery adds for me. "But if she was able to regain consciousness, she must be a tough nut to crack."

Dad nods. "Indomitable spirit." With that, he disappears behind his paper again.

The mood of the meal is a lot more subdued, barring Avery, who can't help but shovel the home cooked meal in her mouth.

She thanks Dad for the meal, offering to help with the dishes, but he refuses her.

Instead she follows us upstairs, asking where she's gonna sleep. "Last I remember your bed hits capacity at three people." She points out

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>>38155527
No, she can't be a milf unless we knock her up, making her a mother.

Technically, she can be a milf, but still be christmas cake too.

>>38155541
...We need a bigger bed.

>>38155527
That's not how it works.

>>38155541
i have a couch; you can share the bed with them or take the couch.

>>38155541
>Danny takes the couch.

Gentleman time.

>>38155491
I thought xmas cake was an older virgin woman?

>>38155541
She can sleep on the couch, or I guess the couch in the work out room if she wants a room to her self.

Or we could pull the couch over to the bed and sleep on the bed sideways.

>>38155606
This.

Or we can offer her Eri's bed, if they both are interested.

Or we can sleep in pile of girls.

>>38155541
>Indomitable Spirit

Damn it, dad read the character sheet!

>>38155541
We can take the couch I guess.

>>38154804
It's been suggested that we start working part-time at a fast food joint. Should we get cracking on that now?

>>38155632
>I thought xmas cake was an older virgin woman?
Christmas Cake refers to a woman who is considered too old to be marriageable. If she gets married, she's no longer christmas cake because she obviously was marriagable.

>>38155541
"There's a bed, and a couch, and I suppose Eri's bed might have room."

>>38155541
>Sleep in Eri's room.

>>38155541
Don't worry, I'll either take the couch or Eri's place. Also, I'll tell Rosa and Mia what's up so you don't have any awkward moments laying with a couple of cute girls.

We can hook up Avery with Eri, or at least introduce them.

They might get along really good.

>>38155683
So then what you're saying is Chuckles never gave you xmas cake and that xmas cake is actually never attainable? This is going to ruin some people's day.

>>38155734
>Anyone else's cream filling in our Oreo

>>38155541
We'll take the couch tonight.

>>38154784
>Listen here, ya sackashit, cos I'm only gonna say it once! You. NEED! Mishone stock today, the market price is only going up from here, all the way to the tippy top.
>"I don't know Mrs Speltin... I might have to talk to my wife about it...
>"Oooooh, talk to your wife about it... Tell me Mr Willit, who wears the pants in your relationship, you or your wife?"
>"Both of us?"
>"You do, exactly, so you buy this stock, and if that bitch tries to argue, you can slap her in the face with all the fat dosh and mistresses you'll be able to afford with your Mishone Corp dividends, now do I have a buyer, or do I have a buyer?"
>"..... Put me down for 15k."
>Claire jumps up and starts air humping violently. "That's a very good decision Mr Willit, you have a good day, I'll put in contact with the accountant right now!"

>>38155541
Don't forget, we're under orders to get our dick wet. Me, I say Eri or Mia, but I like mousey girls and incest. Think there's going to be some emotional overload over Crispy when we have time to come down, and we need somebody who can handle that.

>>38155835
YES ALL MY YES

>>38155769
Xmas cake is attainable, it's just that once you put a ring on it, it ceases to be xmas cake.

Because xmas cake was originally a title denoting a failure to get married, so once the cake succeeds at getting married, she's no longer cake.

If a robot from r9k got a job, gf, and a social circle of good friends, they're no longer a robot, are they?

>>38155835
>"Mishone accounting, how can I help you?"
>"ERI! I scored another one! Put Mr. Willit down for 15k, then head for the supply closet. IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE!"
>"Awww, come on Claire...the others are starting to wonder where all that paper is going."
>"Not my fault you're a squirter, NOW MOVE IT MISSY!"

>>38155886
Like it depends on who you ask man.

>>38155935
So, we need a Future Speltin one-shot now.

Any other new business?

"Well, it's up to you, but you can sleep on the bed or the couch." I offer to her freely.

Avery chews her lip. "You took the couch for me last time, I'll sleep there tonight. I don't wanna be a burden for you guys."

I grin. "Neat. So... you going to bed now then... or....?"

She scratches her neck, "Nah... think I'll exercise. Clear my mind a little before bed. Your gym's in the basement right?" I nod, before she turns and tramps back down the stairs.

"What about you two?" I ask, entering my room and tossing a few blankets and a pillow on the couch.

"Well... I guess I have homework. But it's not due til after lunch tomorrow." Rosa says, raising an eyebrow.

"Mine's all done." Mia tells me. "I was gonna draw, but.." She leans in close to me. "I want to try it again. We've only had it once."

>What do?

>>38156039
Well if Mia wants to try it again, who are we to deny her.

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>>38155835
>>38155935
Yes.

>>38156039
>Lewd with Mia
>Rosa can only join after she finishes homework.

>>38156039
>"Mine's all done." Mia tells me. "I was gonna draw, but.." She leans in close to me. "I want to try it again. We've only had it once."
How about we try something for inspiration, eheheheheh

>>38155541
"When was the goddamn last time I was allowed to sleep in my own bed?"
Then go to the couch

>>38156030
Future Speltin one-shot confirmed for 'Whenever I feel like it.'

>>38156039
I want to get /fit/, but Mia being this forward is a good thing that we should encourage.
Let Mia and Rosa feel how much we appreciate them.

>>38155935
wouldnt Eri be Legal department though?

>>38156039
"Claire did say she wanted me to get laid tonight..."

>inb4 we get turned into an egg

>>38156112
Nah, her studies kinda fell by the wayside as Danny got more in shape (and sexually active). Also, Avery came out of her shell. (and into her womb)

>>38155935
So would danny be the secretary who gives all the higher ups blowjobs?

>>38156147
>Avery
>Womb
Good joke

>>38156039
Lewd the Mia.

>>38156160
Pretty much.

Also, not Avery's womb, Eri's womb.

>>38156162
Seconded.

I shrug at Rosa. "Go finish your homework, then you can join in."

She pouts a little fussily, "You know, you'd have homework if.... ah nevermind." She grabs it from her bag and slouches out of the room, as Mia reaches up to kiss me.

"Sorry Rosa." She calls a the door shuts, "But it does mean I get you to myself for a while."

She fumbles at my clothes, helping me strip and laying me down, before following suit, her light weight straddled over my torso.

She gently caresses her hands over the beginnings of pec muscles my exercise has granted, "I... Rosa and Claire always tell me about the crazy stuff you guys try out. Like p-positions and stuff. Can we try something different this time?"

I grin, leaning up and kissing her. "Oh? Like what?"

She blushes a little, "I-I don't know. You pick... I'm sure I'll like it as long as you do."

>Write in

>>38156347
"Well, there's this thing called the 'Charizard'..."

>>38156347
>Swap genders, then deepthroat him.

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>>38156347
Butter churner?

Or get creative with drawings.

>>38156347
>Bang her up against the wall

>>38156347
"I don't need to do anything special when I'm. With you"
Missionary

>>38156347
>Give mia a tail
>Touch fluffy tail while fucking her from behind.

>>38156347
Tie up the Mia. Light bondage. Make her give herself cat ears. Remedial Kink 101 for the repressed girl.

We could turn Mia into a midget, and replace our arms with cow heads, and give her good licking.

>>38156426
Yeah but, she WANTS us to do something special with her.

>>38156426
While I think this is lame, it brings up a good point: Is she asking because she's interested, or because she's afraid we'd get bored?

>>38156347
>Reverse Cowgirl! Ah-eey!

>>38155935
>"Speltin Art School, this is Mia Speltin speaking."
>"Mia! I just did like... 15 quaaludes, get the body paint ready, cos I'm CUMMING over!
>Mia hangs up the phone and goes back to teaching class.
>Pulls a bottle of green body paint out from her desk drawer

>>38156347
Could Mia give us powers with her drawings?

If so, she could give us magic orgasm-hands, then we give her an erotic massage while she orgasms over and over.

>>38156464
No.

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>>38156464
>>38156470
I... What the fuck, /tg/...

>>38156347
I second >>38156415

Bonus points if it's the wall to Eri's room.

>>38156347
The Unicycle

Literally the worst ever.

>>38156347
>Spoon her from behind while kissing her.

>18 replies to a post
>Highest choice has two votes

Damn, /d/, you guys really aren't good with having too many options.

>>38156514
Get out of here, we wanna ease her into things before trying some of the more risque stuff.

well, gonna trim the fat here

>face down, cat ears, light dom
>against the wall

>>38156574
>>against the wall
With cat ears and tail.

>>38156574
>Cat ears.
>Ask Mia to dom us.

>>38156594
>>Cat ears.
>>Ask Mia to dom us.
This.
If she decides to bang us against the wall, its a bonus.

>>38156574
>face down, cat ears, light dom

It's the only way. With her background, she needs to be eased into more risque stuff, not hurled shrieking into the Warp.

>>38156574
>against the wall

>>38156574
>>face down, cat ears, light dom

>>38156574
>>face down, cat ears, light dom
yesh

>>38156574
>BALLS TO THE WALL

>>38156574
>cow heads for ar-

I mean

>against the wall

>>38156574
>face down, cat ears, light dom

>>38156574
>face down, cat ears, light dom

>>38156610
>Mia
>Domming anyone

I think you may have confused which girl we're with.

>>38156651
The shy ones are freaks in the sheets, or haven't you heard?

>>38156574
>face down, cat ears, light dom

>>38156574
>face down, cat ears, light dom

light dom wins it, I'll write a last post, but I'll do the smut tomorrow in a pastebin because it is too god damn late

>>38156731
Dude your sleep schedule is fucked.

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>>38156731
>SmutBin
So you're not going to take responsibility for my erection?