>>38112439

I smirk and walk over to a regret filled morning, staring at the unmoving sun as I enjoy the frozen moment of time I inhabit currently.

Now of course, the question lies in where I will find my new tool. hmm, I close my eyes and see the world before me. Somewhere, there has to be a suitable canvas of a life, waiting for me to splash the colors of excitement upon it.

Choose Start *This will influence the choice of which Character you will be playing*

[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*
[] Swamp Bumpkin *What do you think? These Yokels could be made interesting, you say? Oh I'm not so sure about that, But I suppose I could try*
[] Mysterious east *Oh what a mysterious place, I don't think I've ever payed much attention to this part of the world, across the sea from my usual romping grounds, Oh I just want to open it up like a box and see what's inside!*

>>38112447
[] Mysterious east *Oh what a mysterious place, I don't think I've ever payed much attention to this part of the world, across the sea from my usual romping grounds, Oh I just want to open it up like a box and see what's inside!*

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller
Gotta get with the times

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some
livening up, don't you>*

Welcome back Headmaster.

>>38112447
[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*

>>38112447
>[] Mysterious east *Oh what a mysterious place, I don't think I've ever payed much attention to this part of the world, across the sea from my usual romping grounds, Oh I just want to open it up like a box and see what's inside!*

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*

>>38112447
>[] Swamp Bumpkin *What do you think? These Yokels could be made interesting, you say? Oh I'm not so sure about that, But I suppose I could try*

>>38112439

>[X] Swamp Bumpkin *What do you think? These Yokels could be made interesting, you say? Oh I'm not so sure about that, But I suppose I could try*

>>38112439
>[]City Dweller
Let's make this the Korra to Raz's Last Airbender.

>>38112447
>[] Swamp Bumpkin

>>38112447
>[] Swamp Bumpkin *What do you think? These Yokels could be made interesting, you say? Oh I'm not so sure about that, But I suppose I could try*

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*

>>38112447
>[] Mysterious east *Oh what a mysterious place, I don't think I've ever payed much attention to this part of the world, across the sea from my usual romping grounds, Oh I just want to open it up like a box and see what's inside!*

>>38112447
>[] City Dweller *Oh these cities they build and live in harmony with humans and monsters respectively, so dull, they could use some livening up, don't you>*

>>38112447
>[] Mysterious east *Oh what a mysterious place, I don't think I've ever payed much attention to this part of the world, across the sea from my usual romping grounds, Oh I just want to open it up like a box and see what's inside!*

A location catches my eye.

a city of stone and metal, with all those strange pillars of wood in standing in it, lit by the technological and magical prowess, it's inhabitants so varied like a bag of snacks at a pub, oh it's simply wonderful. Mechanical roars and other kinds of noise fills my ears and heart as I focus on it more and more, the stench of smoke filling my nostrils as I grow closer and closer to it.

I step through my sight and find myself standing a top a great spire, staring down at the frozen streets and buildings.

I leave the moment and enter the now, the noise and life of the city returning to the city as I enter the world truly.

I pull my hat up and smile, so much has changed since I last came to one of these.

Mortals, truly wonderful creatures they are.

No, focus, need to find my canvas, my tool, my entertainment for the night.

I smile and reach my influence through the city, searching for a sight that could draw my attention.

Centil City, the name ring through my mind as a variety of images enter my mind, voices whispering to me as I see my selection before me

I see
[] A thing? where is this....a butchers? What is that thing, with no arms or legs for that matter, what is it, WHAT IS IT?
[] Oh a ruffian with troll blood in his veins, Mam Da', a rather uncultured little bastard isn't he
[] Oh a bat, I like bats, what's this things name now? Cre'da? Krida, that's it, she seems to be a creature of faith as well....
[] A dead thing, it looks human, but no longer is it, surrounded by grave dirt and the pain of death, I think I'll pay him a visit, this Thomas Mack
[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

>>38112994
>[] A thing? Where is this... A butchers? What is that thing, with no arms or legs for that matter, what is it, WHAT IS IT?
I actually just want to know what it is, really.

Also... CREEEEEEEEEE'EEEEEEEEEEEDa

>>38112994
>A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

And away we go.

>>38112994
>[] Oh a ruffian with troll blood in his veins, Mam Da', a rather uncultured little bastard isn't he

>>38112994
>[] A thing? where is this....a butchers? What is that thing, with no arms or legs for that matter, what is it, WHAT IS IT?

>>38112994
>[] A thing? where is this....a butchers? What is that thing, with no arms or legs for that matter, what is it, WHAT IS IT?

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
Crazy little girl are best.

>dead thing

>>38112994
[] A dead thing, it looks human, but no longer is it, surrounded by grave dirt and the pain of death, I think I'll pay him a visit, this Thomas Mack

>>38112994
>[] Oh a bat, I like bats, what's this things name now? Cre'da? Krida, that's it, she seems to be a creature of faith as well....

>>38112994
>[] A dead thing, it looks human, but no longer is it, surrounded by grave dirt and the pain of death, I think I'll pay him a visit, this Thomas Mack

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
Should be interesting....

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

>>38112994
>it's inhabitants so varied like a bag of snacks at a pub
...is Chargen person Raz? I thought it was Hat at first.

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
I'm guessing this is the blank slate option?

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

>>38112994
[] A dead thing, it looks human, but no longer is it, surrounded by grave dirt and the pain of death, I think I'll pay him a visit, this Thomas Mack

>>38112994
>[] Oh a ruffian with troll blood in his veins, Mam Da', a rather uncultured little bastard isn't he

>>38113139
More like Demon corruption option if>>38113127
is right.

I was wondering how headmaster would do a male mc, guess we'll never know.

>>38112994
>[] Oh a bat, I like bats, what's this things name now? Cre'da? Krida, that's it, she seems to be a creature of faith as well....

>>38112994
>[] Oh a bat, I like bats, what's this things name now? Cre'da? Krida, that's it, she seems to be a creature of faith as well....

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
Fuun

>>38113039
Changing this vote to
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
I still wanna know what the limbless thing would have been though

>>38113229
Probably an abomination like based cultist.

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
Corruption a best.

>[] A dead thing, it looks human, but no longer is it, surrounded by grave dirt and the pain of death, I think I'll pay him a visit, this Thomas Mack

So since we're going with another demon character, how long till we break the game, and wreck the world, AGAIN?

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that
Well Layla is the best so far so lets go with that.

>>38113269
Keep in mind HM has said ixnay on the emonday owerspay this time. At least not as much as last YMQ.

>>38112994
>[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

A human girl....A human girl. I stare at her sleeping form, rising slowly and rhythmically as I stare into her room from a top my perch up high.

Humans....so weak and frail, and let they can make something wonderful if you push them hard enough. I think I found my tool, oh yes oh yes I have, I think I'll drop in to have a nice little chat with her later or soon, can never quite tell.

Amelia Vision
.....
*Amelia....Ameeeeliaaaaaah....Oh come on, get up, and smell the morning dew*

"GAH!"

I jolt awake, my heavy blankets thrown off of me as I look around my room, covered in a cold sweat. Was that a dream of some sort? I groan and look around, it's seems to be early morning right now. I sigh and rub my forehead, my long brown locks shifting along my back as I do so. Why do I still feel so cold?

I sigh and fall back down on my bed.

"MI'LADY?!" I hear a worried voice yell "Are you alright?"

Oh.

What do I say?
[] just a bad dream
[] I need a shower...
[] Nothing, I'm fine
[] *Stay silent*
[] Marcus? is that you?
[] go away
[] write in

>[] just a bad dream

>>38113297
And yet' we're heading right for it again. We're going to metagmae up another Raz. Honestly he should take demons and demon kin off chargen completely cause they break the game played halfway competently.


>>38113319
>[] just a bad dream
>[] I need a shower...

>>38113319
>just a bad dream
> I need a shower...

>>38113319
>[] Just a bad dream...
>[] I do need a shower though.

HM, I really want to know that the limbless thing would have been.

>>38112994
[] A human girl with long and luscious brown hair, Amelia Crawlby. Her family has ruled this town for quite a while, She seems to be a rather innocent and kind girl, lets see if I can change that

Please become a succubus, please become a succubus, please please please.

>>38113319
>[] I need a shower...
>[] Nothing, I'm fine

>>38113319
>[] Nothing, I'm fine
>[] I need a shower...

>>38113319
>[] Nothing, I'm fine
>[] I need a shower...

>>38113346
>Playing Headmaster's quest for lewds.
Hah check this guy out.

>>38113319
>[] *Stay silent*

>>38113319
>[] just a bad dream
>[] I need a shower...

>>38113341
We might not be a demon you know, I don't intend to vote for that if we get the choice

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>>38113373
He's obviously never seen any of HM's quests

>>38113319
>[] just a bad dream
>[] I need a shower...

>>38113428
Exactly. Now that we know how badly demon powers break the game, I for one am gonna void them like Nurgle's Rot.

>>38113373
>>38113434
To be fair, there was that one lewd in Assassin School Quest. And Layla does tend to take the "[] Uuuuuuuuuuuh" option whenever it's presented to her...

>>38113481
>And Layla does tend to take the "[] Uuuuuuuuuuuh" option whenever it's presented to her...
Because it has never not been a good choice.

Well, Layla might disagree after that time in the shower with "Maria.

>>38113428
Here's hoping then. But if that was Raz narrating we already screwed the pooch bigtime.

>>38113434
Probably not.

>>38113481
And said options are rare. For the most part lewds even when heavily voted for are at best ftb or nonexistent. Except for that one time.

"It's nothing Marcus" I groan as I stare at my heavily painted ceiling, which has imagery from various myths and legends on it, mostly the nicer ones, but father thought it'd be funny to put the nightmarish ones right above my bed, where only I could see them.

"Are you sure, I could always the doctor to come in and" He says

"I'm fine, Marcus" I say sharply as I get out of bed "so stop worrying about me, I'm perfectly fine"

"I'm sorry Mi'lady" He says sadly "Is there anything you do need?"

"Oh don't worry, you don't have to appologize to me, Brave knight" I say mockingly as I get out of bed "And tell the servants to start a shower".

Marcus laughs loudly,

"As you wish, Miss royal pain" He says giggling as he leaves.

Marcus, My trusted body guard and one of the nicest people I know. I stretch and walk towards the door, opening it up as I step into the hall and sleepily walk down it, ignoring all the creepy looking paintings and sculptures as I go.

"Amelia" I hear a feminine voice over running water "Your shower is ready"

I nod as she opens the door for me and closes it.

Most of the bath's artwork is covered by steam, however there's a large window allowing me to see out towards the city. I take off my pale lavender sleeping gown and walk under the warm water, and clean myself thoroughly.

I feel something touch the back of my neck.

I shriek and turn around, falling to the floor and see...Nothing?

"Mi lady?!" I hear Marcus shout again

"I'm fine" I say "Just slipped"

Marcus remains silent.

What's going on today?

I get dressed with the help of one of the maids and get into my light blue dress with the large grey bow on the back. I walk out of the room and see marcus waiting for me, in suit of armor, as always

He nods at me.
I smile back
cont

>>38113692

How do I start my day
[] Breakfast
[] A walk in the gardens
[] Practicing lady like skills
[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*
[] Check to see what the instant image box has on
[] Studying
[] sneak out into town and away from marcus *1d20*
[] look at art work
[] write in

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>>38113319
>[] just a bad dream
>[] I need a shower...
I like these two options, it raises the likely hood of us turning into something while showering/ being molested by mysterious plot hook man and having to run away from our confused family into the streets while also naked.
Naked loli's, hrmhrmhrm

>>38113709
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*

>>38113709
>[] Studying

I just voted for the girl cause HM does good female MCs with personalities.

Also holy hell HM another quest!? How do you do it? I tried running a quest once and the pressure killed my creativity by the ninth thread. If anyone is the Modern Monster its you.

>>38113709
>[] Practicing lady like skills

>>38113709
>[] Breakfast
>[] A walk in the gardens
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*
>[] look at art work

>>38113739
>Mfw the hatted narrator in the beginning was actually HM....

>>38113739
I really like writing

>>38113709
>[] A walk in the gardens

>>38113709
>[] Breakfast
>[] A walk in the gardens
>[] Practicing lady like skills

>>38113721
Now you're just doing it on purpose.

>>38113739
YMQ died to do insane power glut and so this is replacing it.

>>38113709
>[] Practicing lady-like skills

C'mon guys, let's make a manipulator MC!

>>38113773
Please can you just tell me what the limbless thing would have been had we chosen it?

>>38113739
HM carefully sacrifices letters as he types. He is paying tribute to a greater being.
>>38113709
>[] look at art work

>>38113709
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*
I hope we get a str based sword instead of fucking dex weps for once.....

>>38113709
>[] Breakfast
>[] Check to see what the instant image box has on
Lets not start out as violent guize, we pure now. Corruption comes later.

>>38113784
A fitting death for a quest with a gluttony demon mc, doubly so considering the circumstances of her becoming a demon, don't you think?

>>38113797
Raz's last sword as fuckhueg bigger than she was.

>>38113797
YMQ had a fucking Guts sword.

>>38113709
>Breakfast
>A walk in the gardens
>Practicing lady like skills

>>38113816
Yeah, just tweaked I couldn't but my plan for power leveling Elizabat, Ned and Raz into effect. Plus it was fun.

>>38113709
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *shooting stuff*

I'd like to go for gunslinging.

>>38113709
>Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*
no better way to wake up then with a good spare.

>>38113709
>[] Breakfast
>[] Practicing lady like skills
>[] Check to see what the instant image box has on

>>38113709
>[] Check to see what the instant image box has on
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*

This doesn't seem very modern.

>>38113709
>[] Breakfast
>[] Practicing Very unlady like skills *Sword fighting*

>>38114016
It's more modern than the original Young Monster Quest. Think of it more like Legend of Korra than actual contemporary society, I guess.

"Little thorn in my side" Marcus sings happily behind his helmet as we walk down the halls together, various maids bowing to me, both human and monsters, which is actually a bit funny to see them in those dresses, looking all embarrass.

"What is it?" I ask

"Well you should get some breakfast don't you think?" He says

"I'm not hungry right now though" I moan as we walk down a stair case "Besides my aunts and uncles are still here, and they creep me out"

"Well you'll have to learn to just deal with people like that" Marcus sighs as we walk on the blue carpet towards the dining hall, Images of birds and boars dotting the hall as we go down it.

Marcus opens the door and I walk in. My dad's talking with one of my cousins about something. The room is covered in gold and has a large image box in the wall, as well as a family portrait of me and my father behind my father. There's a nice view of the gardens through the windows as well.

I sit at my seat and begin eating, ignoring the fact several of my relatives are glaring at me. I try to shrink down into my seat.

"You're late" I hear my father say calmly, I turn and see his brown muttonchops on the side of his sharp and harsh looking face.

"I had a bad dream" I mumble avoiding his gaze. A few of my cousins talk amongst themselves.

"A nightmare is no reason to be late" He says turning away from me "Now, about your fishing company Daniel"

No one else looks at me for the rest of the meal.

I leave as soon as I can, and walk into the garden so I don't have to hear about my relatives talk about me.

I wall a bit, closing my eyes and enjoying the bird songs, bees buzzing, and the scent of dirt and flowers as I go.

I hear a noise and look around. I can't see anything besides bushes covered in flowers and thorns, and a statue of a bat winged creature staring down at me, it's eyes filled with hunger. I back away from it. Why does dad have to like this kind of stuff?
cont

>>38114100
> a statue of a bat winged creature staring down at me, it's eyes filled with hunger

Is dad a Raz Cultist?

>>38114100
>and a statue of a bat winged creature staring down at me, it's eyes filled with hunger. I back away from it. Why does dad have to like this kind of stuff?
uh oh.....
Is Dad a Raz cultist or Ned?

>>38114147
>>38114162
It'd be cool if he was/is one

>>38114100
"Amelia!" I hear a soft voice like honey that could smother me "Where are you, are you forgetting you have to practice your court manners today".

Oh no. My message box rings and I open it up, seeing a familiar helmet with a blue rose on either side of it...Marcus.

"Training?" the words read on it.

I look around, what do I do..

*Oh what will you do I wonder I wonder*

"Ah!' I gasp looking around as a chill goes down my spine, Urrgh, why? Okay maybe I ate something bad or something, yeah that has to be it right.
I swear I hear something in the bushes behind me.

What do I do?
[] Go try and be a proper lady
[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"
[] Hello?
[] See what that noise is 1d20
[] write in

>>38114147
>>38114162
Raz didn't have bat wings. And Raz cultists are apparently not very well liked.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>38114186
See what that noise is.
>First roll of the new quest!

>>38114186
>[] Go try and be a proper lady

>>38114186
>Go try and be a proper lady

Ignore the noise. Ignore the noise. IIgnore the noise.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>38114186
>See what that noise is 1d20
&
>Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"
at least as a knight we can punch people we don't like instead of pretending to like them.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38114186
>[] See what that noise is 1d20
>[] Go try and be a proper lady

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>38114186
>[] See what that noise is 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>38114186
>[] See what that noise is 1d20
>[] Go try and be a proper lady

>>38114188
Smoke wings are hard to model right and being influential gives you a lot of leeway with people as long as you don't rub it in their faces.

>>38114186
>[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"

>>38114186
>[] See what that noise is 1d20
>[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>38114186
>[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"
>[] Hello?
>[] See what that noise is 1d20

>>38114186
>[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"
that sounds like more fun than the other thing

>>38114229
>>38114294
>>38114307
>>38114341
>>38114342
>Always playing a tomboy female mc in headmaster's quests.

Hell if it wasn't for his writing trying to make them as different as possible we'd be playing all three quests with the same character.

>>38114404
what were his other quest?

>>38114186
>[] Go to marcus and train to be a "knight"

>>38114428
Assassin School Quest and Unfortunate Magical Girl Quest.

>>38114428
Assassin school quest
Layla- Axe crazy murderous tomboy with some magic and a penchant for poisons.
Unfortunate Magical Girl quest
Elizabeth- Tomboy Magical girl with a good heart and narcolepsy.

>>38114404
I don't *quite* want to be a tomboy, I'd rather we just hated practicing court manners/ aren't a pretentious little cunt.

>>38114488
This is chargen though so...........

>>38114488
To be fair, I would really, REALLY like to see a quest where the MC is a manipulative little bastard who excels at APPEARING perfectly normal on the outside, while actually playing everyone around them like goddamned puppets.

>>38114478
Layla is not a tomboy.

I look around, oh Miss Jasmine can wait. I clench my fist and try to be brave as I slowly follow the rustling noise to a little remote part of the garden, with a little gazebo in the center and a little stream running around it, statues of troll blooded ladies carrying off human men on each corner of the garden.

I see to familiar figures walk into the gazebo. Uncle Lucius and Uncle Grigs.

"Shame, real shame"Grigs sighs "But it has to be done"

"Yes, she's too weak to inherit the house anyways" Lucius says leaning against one of the pillars "But it has to be done, it just has to be done, I mean we're doing her a favor really, stop her life before someone else takes control of it"

"Stop putting it like that, there's no good to come of this" Grigs says "and though it pains me to say it, for the good of the Crawlby family, She must be done away with"

"Oh please, it's like cutting a diseased branch brother" Lucius says as I feel my legs shake and cold fill my body as I realize what they're talking about....b..but they were my favorite uncles. Tears begin to fill my eyes as Lucius grabs the hilt of his sword as he walks closer to Grigs.

"She's our niece, she doesn't deserve to be referred to as such" Grigs says "Heartless bastard"

"Oh I'm sorry for speaking ill of the soon to be dead" Lucius laughs "besides, you're agreeing to do this with me anyways, so you're just as heartless as I brother"

"Only because it has to be done" Grigs says "now begone from my sight, before we're caught"

"Good, I need to prepare anyways" Lucius says walking away as Grigs leans over the railings, and covers his eyes with his hand, his chest heaving back and forth.

*....I'm sorry you had to see that Amelia*

I clutch my head, everything feels wrong, my stomach feels bad, I want to go lie down and the voice won't leave me alone.
cont

>>38114428
>>38114478
Oh and the predessecor for this quest Youn Monsteer Quest.

Razusael- Female looking Gluttony demon With a love of swords and hitting things with them.

When we bring Raz up it's because she's basically the Satan of this world now. Really powerful and could easily eat the world if she really wanted too.

>>38114546
Yeah she is, instead of using her fists she uses knives. Her fighting is just more lethal than normal tomboy fair.

tg always has to be the girl.
Why tg

>>38114548
Nah, she's less Satan and more Stomachulhu.

I know how to spell Cthulhu.

>>38114582
There is nothing tomboyish about her.

>>38114548
>Satan
More like Cthulu. Satan actively tries to subvert shit. Raz just chills in her alternate dimension and has a cult of people who worship her and are seen as nutjobs. And then there's the whole "looking at her can drive people insane" thing.

>>38114582
Layla had below average strength and stamina, she is not a tomboy in the slightest, and never was.

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>>38114592
>He doesn't want to be the girl.

>>38114547
"Mi'lady?" I hear a friendly voice call to me "Your father told me to come looking for you, said he'd like to speak to you later"

"Marcus!" I cry as I run up and hug him.

"Amelia?" he asks sounding confused "What's wrong"

"Nothing" I say holding onto him.

"Well do you want to train for a bit, I mean your father could wait for awhile couldn't he?" He says.

"Dad won't like it" I say forcing a smile

"Oh I know he won't but you seem a bit down" He says handing me a wooden sword, pitted and scratched "but training always cheers you up"

I smile as marcus looks down on me, his eyes soft and friendly as always.

I nod.
Marcus takes of his helmet, revealing his red hair and unshaven beard as he pulls out a wooden sword.

"Have at thee" He says smiling, holding the sword out


What do I do?
[] Act like nothing is wrong, and train 1d20
[] Blubber to marcus what you saw
[] Try and train 1d20
[]ask Marcus something
[] Pretend to be a knight 1d20
[]write in

>>38114592
Because we enjoy your pain. No, really, we do. It's a communal medical condition, it's called Schadenfreude. Look it up.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38114676
>[] Pretend to be a knight 1d20

>>38114594
Fair point. she could still eat the world at will.

>>38114602
>>38114628
Very athletic, short haired, small bustline, looks like a tomboy and lord knows she act more like a guy than a girl. As for stats Elizabeth (umgq) is statted up as a tomboy and her stats in endurance and strength is average.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>38114676
>[] Pretend to be a knight 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>38114676
>[] Act like nothing is wrong, and train.
>[] ask Marcus something "If you knew you were going to be attacked by a more skilled opponent, how would you prepare?"

>>38114699
>Very athletic
Layla wasn't athletic at all. She was below average in physical abilities, she is above average now because of magic.
And Layla doesn't have short hair, she has long hair.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>38114676
>[] Act like nothing is wrong, and train 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>38114676
>[] Act like nothing is wrong, and train 1d20
>"Marcus... What do my family think of me?"

>>38114722
this

>>38114697
I'm with this guy
Also afterwards >[] Blubber to marcus what you saw

>>38114697
Well okay mi lord!

>>38114676
>[] Try and train 1d20

>>38114699
>Very athletic, short haired, small bustline, looks like a tomboy and lord knows she act more like a guy than a girl.
Nothing of this is true, except the small bustline.

>>38114676
seconding
>[] ask Marcus something "If you knew you were going to be attacked by a more skilled opponent, how would you prepare?"

I clench the piece of wood in hand, and try to smile again as some feeling returns to the world, it may not be real but it makes me feel safe, and secure.

"Foul honor less wretch, your betrayal of the queen shall be repaid today" I say puffing out my chest and cheeks as I hold my sword slightly to the side.

Marcus smiles, and quickly fakes a really scary looking snarl as he walks towards me,

"Simple fool, can you not see the greater plan of it all?" he asks trying to sound sinister.

"You betrayed the order!" I shout running towards him, somehow not tripping on my dress as I go "YOU MURDERED INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN, YOU TALK ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD, BUT ALL BRING IS RUIN!"

I smack the wooden sword before he can react, he stabs at me and push the blade away with mine and stab his wrist. Marcus fakes a scream and slashes wildly at me, lightly hitting my arm, I groan in mock pain.

"Look where all your honor and Morales have gotten you" He sneers as he swipes at me again hitting my wrist, causing me to drop my fake sword "All of your work comes to this, nothing, that's all you'll be in the end when I am through with you".

I duck down and grab my sword, and jab upwards, to his neck.

"You ego is your down fall brute" I say as I swipe my blade from his neck.

He clutches it and falls to his knees, gurgling as he falls to the ground with a thud. He laughs and stands back up, smiling happily. He looks at me, and his smile falls

"Amelia?" He asks "What's wrong?"

"Nothing" I say

"Something's wrong" He says "What is it Amelia, tell me"

"Marcus, if you knew you'd be attacked by a more skilled foe, how would you prepare?"

He sighs.

"I'd let them think they'd win, now why are you asking me this?" He asks glaring at me.

What do I say
[] no reason
[] I should really get to my studies
[] I think I'd like to see father
[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens
[]Go wander the castle/ gardens
[] I'm scared Marcus
[] write in

>>38115030
>[] I think I'd like to see father
>[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens

>>38115030
>[] I'm scared Marcus
>[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens

>>38115030
>[] I'm scared Marcus.

Time to manipulate him into protecting us with his life! Yes he's already our loyal bodyguard but you've gotta start somewhere!

>>38115030
>[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens

>>38115030
>[] I'm scared Marcus
>[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens
Halp.

>>38115030
>[] I'm scared Marcus

>>38115030
>I'm scared Marcus

>>38115030
[] ....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens

>>38115030
>[] I'm scared Marcus
>[] I should really get to my studies

>>38115030
...do I have any cousins? Female cousins?

>>38115192
On that note, do we have any siblings..

>>38115255
Oh God. Of course, we forgot the most important thing to any future manipulator! HM, we need a family tree and relation web. Who likes us? Who hates us? Who can we convince to kill the ones who hate us?

>>38115030
>....Uhm you see I saw something in the gardens

RIP Markus. We hardly knew thee.

>>38115305
Too good for this world.

I'm hoping he ends up as our revanent bodyguard. Still all nice and stuff, but occasionally massive bouts of ANGER AND VENGEANCE, FURY SHALL RAIN UPON OUR FOES and stuff.

>>38115367
Actually, in my old campaign, there was a city of necromancers where the dead would willingly be brought back to serve and empower the living. The higher houses could literally have tea served by revenants. Depending on how helpful they were to the house, they'd also be allowed to sit down to said tea and speak their mind.

Obviously I came from there, and my undead companion was a polite-as-fuck kitten loving beast of a skeleton warrior.

"Marcus" I say feeling tears well up in my eyes again "I'm scared"

"Why?" He asks smiling "I mean you can tell me, I swear I won't tell a soul until the day that I die"

"I" I say feeling a chill fill my body once again as I look and see the statue of my grandfather glaring at me, looking disappointed...what did I do wrong, I thought I was being good "I heard something here before you found me"

Marcus looks at the statue and smirks.

"I thought you were old enough to realize these old lunks of rock weren't real" He chuckles "guess I was wrong"

"No it wasn't a statue, I saw something that I really wish I shouldn't have seen" I say

"You know the workers would feel horrible if they knew they were scaring you" He says smiling "Though I will admit some of them do scare me as well, sometimes"

"IT ISN'T MONSTERS OR STATUES" I SHOUT.

His eyes suddenly begin to burn with some kind of light. My legs begin to shake again as he crouches down and puts his hands on my shoulders, staring me in the eyes, his usually kind blue eyes filled with anger.

"What is it then?" He asks

"Uncle Lucius and Grigs were talking alone" I say

He stares at me, breathing heavily.

"And they were talking about getting rid of me" I say tears rolling down my face "I thought they loved me, why would they want to kill me"

He smiles and stands up, grabbing his helmet and putting it one his head, and pulling his sword from his sheath as he walks off.

"Marcus?" I ask as he walks away.

*This is getting good*

What do I do?
[] cry
[] stop marcus
[] run and tell dad
[] Hide 1d20
[] go to your room
[] Study *history or manners*
[] write in

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus
So kawaii

>>38115557
>[] stop marcus
>Scheme with him

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>38115557
Excellent. He moves according to our will. Now we must take refuge in case he fails us.
>[] Hide

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus
What is going on!?!?!?!?

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus

>>38115557
>[] stop marcus

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus
>Scheme with him

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>38115557
[] Hide 1d20

>>38115557
>stop marcus
be a knight, face your fears

The fuck? Why's everyone trying to stop Marcus?

The
>*This is getting good*
was the chargen Hat guy, not Marcus. He's not overcome with some kind of bloodlust or something.

>>38115557
>[] cry
>[] stop marcus
"W-wait! We need...be careful. Tell dad. Get it squared away...we need proof."

>>38115557
[] stop marcus

I finnaly managed to catch the quest. I was surprized to see this here since i only read the archives of the old onenormally missing it.

>Cry
>Stop marcus

Good luck getting away with killing two royal family members and not being immediately executed on site.

>>38115712
I know, I'm trying to stop him because I think that's what our somewhat bewildered and scared protagonist would do.

>>38115712
Because I don't want Marcus to go murder those two and then get executed for killing royalty. He is not disposable.

>>38115749
Basically this

>>38115712
See this guy >>38115744

We're a cute little girl who's scared and doesn't want our violent bodyguard doing anything rash.

>>38115777
Wait, we're a cute little girl? Dammit, I thought we were a budding manipulative bitch.

>>38115557
>cry
>stop marcus

>>38115810
>budding manipulative bitch.
aka cute little girl anon.

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>>38115810
>>38115777
Whats the difference anon?

>>38115828
Well, yeah, admittedly there's not that much difference. But why do we care about our peons?

>>38115810
Either way, as a manipulative girl we wouldn't want our faithful bodyguard to go kill men in cold blood and get caught and tried for the crime.

You clearly aren't good at being manipulative for longterm gain.

>>38115850
Because he's currently our only peon and we don't want him dead?

Also because he's, like, top peon. Hardly even a peon anymore. Marcus is cool.

>>38115850
he's our only peon and our body guard, if any other get the same idea he can't protect us from jail or the grave.

>>38115879
>>38115898
Hmm. So you're saying that we should care for him and upgrade him to lackey?

Also yeah. I tend to let the small details like "preservation of resources" bother me that much. Probably why I don't already rule the world.

>>38115942
It's also why you have no friends or peons.

I watch him walk off down the stone path as my vision begins as I begin to heave and sob, tears streaming down my face and onto the grey bow around my neck. My blue dress covered in dust. I bite my lip...Marcus is angry again, he's going to mess up and do something without think it through. I wipe my tears from my eyes and Run up to him, sniffling as I do so.

*Wait, why are you going to stop him?*

I stumble over as I do so, and fall to the ground, I stand up and feel a pain in my knee. I look down and see red, I feel clench my fists and look up, to see the Dark blue cloak of Marcus blowing in the wind as he reaches a hand down, I grab it and he pulls me up, before he begins to walk away. I don't let go of his hand. The metals cold and rough, but I don't let go.

"Amelia, stop" he says pulling on it slightly

"Noooo" I cry

He stares at me and pulls again.

"Let go" He says coldly as leaves fly past him on the wind "Now"

"No" I say "you're going to cause trouble if I let you go, I know you will"

"No, I'll be doing my job" He says harshly "Just go to your room, I'll be fine"

"No you won't" I say wrapping my arms around him "I'm not letting you go, that's an order"

He snorts.

"An order?" He says giggling "oh you really are noble aren't you, always were a nice girl weren't you, then what would deal with this?"

"Huh?" I say

"Well, go on" He says

What do I say
[] we tell father
[] I don't know
[] *let go*
[] We confront them
[] write in

>>38115942
Exactly while he's our only bodyguard and blade trainer we need him alive. Plus he's loyal, that isn't easy to come by at all.


>>38115963
[] we tell father
>Failing that we set a trap, fight on our terms.

>>38115963
>[] We confront them

>>38115963
>[] *let go*
>[] sowwy

>>38115963
>[] Why would they want to kill me? Because they don't think I'm worthy. We turn this back on them and they'll see that I am worthy. They'll all see! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>38115963
"We wait. Let them strike. Shadow me as quietly as possible, I'll go about my normal day. Stay near when you normally leave, strike as they gloat. If you kill them in defense of me, noone can question it. Be very quite, and stay distant until they strike."

Is anyone else worried as fuck about how his eyes flashed orange like that? Humans in this setting don't have magic. Just what the hell is he?

>>38116005
You aren't that young

>>38115963
>[] we tell father
>Hug his leg
how old are we?

>>38115963
>[] we tell father

>>38115963
[] *let go*

>>38116024
Between 13 and 14

>>38116048
What is our family tree? Father and unattached uncles?

>>38115873
>>38115879

r-right but just because we can be manipulative doesn't mean we don't care right? we do care about people right guize? Right!?

Also I kinda like marcus, he's a cool guy and don't want him dead or imprisoned.

>>38116048
Gotcha. How tall are we roughly?

>>38115963
>We confront them, on our terms. We take there assassination plot, make a mockery of it, and then give them an abridged taste of the justice system (cut out all the minutiae with the trials and lawyers and hearings and go straight to the execution.)

>>38116018
Probably a half monster.

>>38116073
Care is such a funny word... I mean, of course we care about him! But... Do we care about what he provides for us? Or for his wellbeing in and of itself..?

>>38116068
Do we have any adult daughters we could marry off to keep our generals loyal?

>>38115963
[] We confront them
and failing that
[] we tell father

>>38115963
>[] We confront them

>>38116068
Father, Thadeus Crawlby
Mother, dead during child birth
Six uncles and seven aunts
A fuck ton of cousins
>>38116076
5ft 2in

>>38116122
Confronting them first is a bad idea, gives them time to prepare before our father confronts them. We talk to father first and he'll see their initial reactions to our claims.

>>38116087
You know who had glowing orange eyes and cold-blooded rage? Maj. And just about everyone related to Raz in some way, really. Pretty sure the cultists had glowing eyes.

>>38116104
a Lot of column A,
Decent bit of column B
He's a nice guy, and loyal, so we aren't going to leave him in the lurch if we can help it.

>>38115963
I like this. Seconding
>>38116083
and
>[] we tell father

>>38116167
Where did it say his eyes glowed?

>>38116191
here >>38115557
>His eyes suddenly begin to burn with some kind of light.

>>38116151
Well shit. Are we sure they're talking about us, then?

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>>38116151
>Crawlby

This can only be a good thing.

>>38116230
It depends on whether or not our uncles and aunts share the name Crawlby or whether they don't. I'm pretty certain they're talking about us though.

>>38115963
>[] We confront them

>>38116212
Are we sure that wasn't just him getting angry. I mean in real life extreme anger can makes people believe eyes are turning red among other things.

>>38115963
Ask the voice in your head for advice.

"Confront them?" I say smiling

"I was going to do that before you stopped me" He says trying to gently pry my arms off of him.

"You were going to kill them" I say "and we could force them to confess"

"and how would we do that?" he asks "They aren't honor bound knights, revealing their crime to them will do little but make it worse'

I look at my feet.

"We tell father" I say "I mean he'll listen to us, he'd have to right?"

Marcus stands there for a moment and sheathes his sword. and sighs, taking off his helmet.

"Always were a clever little thing weren't you" He says smiling kindly and softly again.

"But he may not believe us" I say "I mean he never listens to me anyways"

"He'd listen about this" Marcus says

"How do you know?" I ask

"I...don't" Marcus sighs.

What do I do?
[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves
[] Tell dad and hope Marcus is right
[] confront them during lunch
[] Let Marcus confront them
[] write in

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves

>>38116362
>[] Let Marcus confront them

>>38116362
[] Let Marcus confront them

>>38116362
>[] Tell dad and hope Marcus is right
In secret.

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves
We stick a bunch of pillows in our bed and waif for them to try to stab us in our sleep and we take pictures.

This is "modern" times, we're rich. There's a camera around here somewhere.

Marcus can stay near us so that if they try to attack us after the picture, he can beat em up.

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves

>>38116419
We don't even know how they intend to kill us, its quite possible they may stage a robbery gone bad, a kidnapping gone bad, a disappearance, or a poisoning (most likely) either we confront them on our terms or we tell dad.

I vote we
>confront them now.

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves

>>38116362
>[] Let Marcus confront them

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves

>>38116362
>[] Tell dad and hope Marcus is right

>>38116362
>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves
Better than rushing in by ourselves

>>38116362
>>[]Make a plan to make them confess to dad themselves

"Wait" I say smiling as a plan forms in my mind "we make them confess to my dad themselves"

"Okay Amelia, they'd probably kill themselves before they'd do that" Marcus says.

"No, we make them act" I say "and catch them in it"

"No" Marcus says "I will not put your life in danger just to catch your uncles"

"I wouldn't be in danger" I say smiling as I let go of Marcus "see I'll pretend to be sick and bedridden from it, and that will make them come and try to make it look like I died from a sickness, but I won't be in my bed".

"Where'd you learn to think like that?" Marcus asks

"Miss Jasmine made me read some books on history and legends" I say smiling "the tale of the crooked goblin"

"Huh, guess I should read more then" Marcus chuckles "Okay, but if things go wrong"

"I know" I say looking at my black shoes with the blue bands on them.

*impressive*

Soon

I groan as I stumble up the stairs and fall on them, a nearby troll blooded maid shouting and grabbing me as I close my eyes half of the way through.

"Little mistress?" She says sounding scared.

Soon

"What's wrong with my daughter" I here my father say through the door as I lay under my covers, covered in all kinds of salves in creams

"We don't know yet mi'lord" The other voice says, sounding like a crow "she just collapsed as she was walking up the stairs, it doesn't seem to be magical, but you said she went in the gardens earlier?"

"Yes I did, why does that matter here?" Dad asks

"Well she may have had an allergic reaction to something inside" The other voice says "But do not worry to much, she should be better in a few days"

"Should?" My dad says harshly "SHOULD!"

"WILL, I meant will be better in a few days" the other voice says laughing nervously "yes I meant that"

"Good, because if she doesn't, it's own your neck" Dad says walking away.

I shift in my bed, the salves really making me feel slimy and weird.
cont

>>38116744
A few minutes later Marcus walks in and close the blue curtains with images of thorns sewn in gold on the edges.

He isn't wearing his armor, instead wearing a plain white shirt and pants.

"So I'm going to be sitting in this chair pretending to be asleep then?" He asks pointing at the dark wood chair.

I shake my head and groan in a hoarse voice "go get my father"

He looks at me, slightly confused as he does so and walks out.

My father walks in, his dark brown hair no longer slicked back, but wild and messy, he's wearing his coat and scarf.

"What is it Amelia" He asks softly as he sits down on the edge of my bed.

"Can you stay in here with me" I ask weakly

"Amelia I have impor" He begins before he shakes his head "Yes I can Amelia"

"Can you wear Marcus' armor as well?" I ask

"Why would I?" He asks

"It'd make me feel safe" I say

"You have Marcus for that" He says

"But its his" I say

"My mother's birthday Mi'lord" Marcus says "I was going to ask for the rest of the day off before...this"

Dad glares at Marcus.

"Fine" he says smiling "I guess I can try to, if it'll make you sleep easier"

I smile and my dad slowly smiles back

That night.

I open my eyes and listen for a while...I can hear snoring. I slowly get out of bed and arrange my pillows and small knicknacks onto my bed to look a bit like me, using a mop for my hair. I look around and crawl under my bed, trying to avoid looking at the ceiling as I do so.

The door creaks open, light pours into the room.

"He's asleep" I hear Uncle Lucius whisper as he walks into the room.

What do I do?
[] Wait..
[] Dad!
[]Call Marcus
[] Cough weakly
[]write in

>>38116932
>[] Cough weakly

>>38116932
>cough weakly.

Why do I suspect they'll think to off the guard first...

>>38116932
>[x]Wait...
If we hear them come in, cough.

>>38116932
[] Wait..
then
[] Cough weakly

>>38116932
>[] Wait..

>>38116932
>[] Wait..

>>38116932
[] Wait..
[] Cough weakly
Don't want to cough right when they say.

>>38116932
>[] Wait..

>>38116932
[] Wait..

>>38116932
[] Wait..

I lay on the cold ground and watch the dress shoes Uncle Lucius always wear and the boots that Griggs wears walk into the room as the door creaks close behind them.

I can't see anything anymore. I stare into the darkness, My pajamas shirt rolled up slightly and my stomach on the cold hard stone ground.

The footsteps slowly near the bed, and stop on either side of the bed. I feel my legs begin to shake as I stop myself from pulling down my shirt as I swear I feel something crawling in my hair as I lay down.

I hear the sheets shift slightly as they push something down on the bed.

What do I do?
[] DAD!!!
[] MARCUS!!!
[] Wait
[] Try and pretend to be a ghost 1d20
[]write in

>>38117234
>[] DAD!!!
>[] MARCUS!!!

>>38117234
>[] DAD!!!
>[] MARCUS!!!

>>38117234
>DAD!!!
>MARCUS!!!

Outsmarted by a teenage girl, thats gotta be a massive hit to there ego.

>>38117234
>[] Wait
They can still get out of this... hold steady anons

>>38117234
Reach out, grab their ankle from under the bed. They'll freak out and make enough noise themselves.

>>38117275
They're in the middle of a room and have likely stabbed our bed with a knife. They've got nothing left that doesn't show negative intent, at a minimum they're suspicious as fuck and our father would believe us. Especially if we dragged him into this knowing he wouldn't and it happened.

>>38117234
>[] MARCUS!!!
Maximum Ruse mode

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>38117234
>[] Try and pretend to be a ghost 1d20
Make em panic

>>38117234
>[] MARCUS!!!
Just Marcus. Dad will wake up and they'll think hes Marcus and ours uncles will likely try and do away with him, cementing their guilt.

>>38117234
[] MARCUS!!!
[] DAD!!!

...and I guess >>38117347

>>38117347
Maximum Ghost.

>commence the evil cackling

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>>38117347
DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

CHANGING VOTE TO
>Try and pretend to be a ghost 1d20

JUST AS PLANNED!

Anyone else curious where the monster part happens?

>>38117347
I guess we spooky ghost now

>>38117347
>>38114697

We are the literal best at pretending to be shit
>Pretend to be a spoopy ghost

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>38117347
rolling anal circumference for uncles.

Are we playing the great*10^(bajillion) granddaughter of Doll Bitch?

She even has her own not-Huron.

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>>38117347
>>38117234
The dice gods demand it. Including this.

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>>38117347
>We somehow make an actual ghost come out and attack them

>>38117430
>93 whole anuses

>>38117347
You burst out of the closet like a banshee from hell, your uncles scream in terror, as does your father. You have your moment of enjoyment until a sudden thought strikes you. You forgot to open the door. At this point you realize you are also floating off the ground, in your attempt to spook them as a ghost you yourself became a ghost, your purpose being achieved, you dissipate into the afterlife.

You have died.

>>38117470
no no no, that's a 93 cm anal gape circumference.

>>38117527
*draws revolver*

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>>38117528
Hmm....

I smirk as I get a dumb idea. I begin to groan and mummer as my uncles press down on the bed, the bed springs up slightly and they look around.

"Sounds just like her" Grigs says sounding scared "Lucius I don't think we should go through with this"

"Oh don't be foolish, she died years ago" Lucius says "Now get back over here"

I hear something could touch wrap around my neck and hear breathing in my ear, very labored and pained breathing.

"My beautiful girl...my clever kind girl" something whispers to me as I feel my legs begin to tremble as fear fills my mind.

"DAD!" I Shout "MARCUS"

"DAMMIT" I hear Lucius shout as the bed groans and creaks as he presses harder down on it.

"Nrm" Dad says standing up with a great creaking noise "What's going on"

"That is not Marcus" Grigs says "oh I get it now, well we appear to have been mistaken dear brother, heehehAH HAH AahaHAHHAhahaHAH, outsmarted by the weakest link of the crawlby line Hahahaha, ahahahahahahahah, hilarious"

The light suddenly flicker on and I peek out to see my dad, standing nowhere near the switch, still wearing the armor.

"Lucius, Grigs" I hear my dad says "What are you doing with my daughter"

"......." Lucius goes silent as he falls to the ground and curls up into a ball.

"Nothing, she outfoxed us both it seems" Grigs says sitting on the floor "you can come out now Amelia"

"What are you talking about?" My dad says as he struggles against the armor and then looks down "Amelia?!"

"Hello Father" I say crawling out from under the bed and doing a proper lady like bow.

He rushes towards me and wraps me in his arms, running a hand through my hair.

"Oh thank that skies and seas you're alright" He says, sounding nothing like his usual self "GUARDS!! COME QUICKLY"

Lucius begins to cry and sob as Grigs sits calmly in the chair, his eyes closed with a smile on his face.

The guards rush in, welding rifle and shields, and those scary looking masks as the grab my uncles and drag them out.
cont

>>38117673

"Good bye, my darling niece" Grigs says smiling peacefully as he's dragged out of the room "I know it is worth nothing but I am sorry".

I hear someone clapping slowly

What do I say?
[] I forgive you
[] Goodbye uncle
[]Please don't fire Marcus
[] what's going to happen to them?
[] write in

>>38117611
a medium sized character would probably have to make a DC 20 check at most to get inside an anus with a circumference of 93. It's just under 30 cm (~ a foot) in diameter.

>>38117673
>those scary looking masks
what do the masks look like?

>>38117708
>[] I forgive you
>[]Please don't fire Marcus
>[] what's going to happen to them?

>>38117708
>[]Please don't fire Marcus
>[]I convinced him to go along with this plan.

>>38117708
>But you were my favourite uncles!
>[]Please don't fire Marcus
>[] what's going to happen to them?

>>38117708
>[] I forgive you
>[] Goodbye uncle you were my favorite

>[]Please don't fire Marcus
>[] what's going to happen to them?

>>38117708
"Don't kill them. They tried and failed, rather poorly. Let them rot in jail as examples of what happens when a Crawlby doesn't have the strength to back up their reach."

>>38117708
>[] I forgive you
>[]Please don't fire Marcus
>[] what's going to happen to them?
>You were my favorite uncle Grigs

>>38117708
>You plot in the open to assassinate royalty, you do so haphazardly without a plan, and yet you think I am the weakest link!? I think you need to make yourself better learned in the nature of chains. You will have plenty of time to observe them now.

>>38117708
>[] Goodbye uncle

>>38117815
Second

>>38117708
>[]Please don't fire Marcus

>>38117708
I like this. seconding >>38117815

>>38117708
>[] write in
Watch silently.

Fuck these guys. They tried to kill us.

>>38117907
Well, they WERE our favourite uncles...
Besides, you don't manipulate people by acting cold towards them.

>>38117954
You also don't manipulate people who, at best, are going to be in a dungeon for the rest of their lives. There's no fucking point.

>>38117976
You misunderstand. We're not doing it for them, we're doing it for the people around us.

>>38117976
Forgot to add, but surely you want them to feel extra guilty as they rot away if you're that hateful towards them?

Jeez, it's like you're a novice at this.

>>38117976
I like the favorite uncle bit because it helps illustrate that we'll cut down even those we love the most if they are betraying us.

>>38117999
You mean our dad who will likely see it as a sign of weakness and some guards who will probably think the same? This setting is fucked up and brutal.

>>38118023
The vote with the favorite uncle bit also includes saying that we forgive them and asking what will happen to them, which doesn't illustrate the point you're trying to make at all. That doesn't say "will even cut down those we love if they betray us", that says "naive little girl who got incredibly lucky and is too soft to be in charge of anything".

>>38118118
Me without my oglaf picture.
We'll forgive the fuck out of anyone, blade first.

"I forgive you" I say smiling.

Grigs tilts his head, his short brown hair shining in the light as he smiles, his goatee spreading as he does so.

"How unexpected" He says gets dragged out the door.

"You were always my favorite uncle, Grigs" I say as I feel tears begin to fill my eyes again "I just want you to know that"

He smiles weakly as he gets dragged out the door as two of guards pick up Lucius, who's shivering and blubbering, looking like he just saw a ghost.

"Bastards" My father says shaking his head "now can someone get me out of this tin can?!"

"What's going to happen to them?" I ask as some of the guards go over and begin to help my father get out of Marcus' Armor.

Dad looks at me for a while and stares into my eyes.

"Imprisonment" He says "I'd say execution, but then I'd lower myself to their level"

"Are the ever going to get out?" I ask

"....We'll see" He says smiling for a moment "What's taking so long with the armor anyways, hurry up dammit"

"Dad, please don't fire Marcus" I say "He knew about it to and left so you could see it, because I told him to"

"I wasn't planning on doing so, he's a great man and has served us well" He says "Though only because I have no doubt in my mind that he'd protect y"

I stare at my father in confusion as the color drains from his face. I rush over to him and realize the rest of the room is turning grey as well, the guards stopped moving and so have my uncles, there's no noise or movement, like it's just got frozen in a painting. I feel my legs begin to shake as I feel a cold feeling wash over me.

All the shadows in the room gather and mix together in a puddle, from which a burst of flame flies out of. as it vanishes, a man dressed in old fashion appears, wearing a hat as he stares at me, his eyes cold and inhuman.

I back away as he begins to clap his hands together slowly.

"Amelia Crawlby, I do have to say that was quite impressive, for a mortal" He says smiling
cont

>>38118154

I back into the wall as I stare at whatever this is

What do I say?
[] *Scream*
[] Who are you?
[] What happened?
[] Aaaaaaah
[] Write in

>>38118179
>[] *Scream*
Nonononon, we just survived our death. This ain't fair

>>38118179
[] Who are you?
[] What happened?
Nice hat.

>>38118179
>[] Who are you?
>[] What happened?
I really really really like your hat

>>38118179
>[] Stare, wide-eyed
>[] Blink a couple times. Long blinks to make sure our eyes are still working.

>>38118179
>[] Who are you?
>[] What happened?
>[] Aaaaaaah

>>38118179
>*Short scream*
Like, a scream of surprise
>What is going on?
>Damnit all, I literally JUST survived an assassination attempt!

>>38118244
Voting for this.

>>38118179
>[] What happened?
>[] Remain calm.

>>38118179
>[] Who are you?
>[] What happened?

>>38118179
>[] Write in
Do the thing that the lady from the etiquette class taught us for greeting people. I know we don't really like it, so we'll probably fuck it up, but it can't hurt to try. Probably.

>>38118179
>[] *Scream*
>[] Who are you?
>[] What happened?

>>38118179
Oh...you're the voice in my head, aren't you?

>>38118179
>[] Aaaaaaah
hatman plz
>[] Who are you?

"Who are you" I feel my lips move to say as I back away, but no sound comes out of my mouth.

The man tilts his head. and smile. I feel like mouse being watched by a cat, I don't like this feeling.

"I'm...a friend" He says slowly "yes I am, I've been watching you to see if you were a special one, and it seems that you are, at least among humans, as for my name, It matters not what I am or what my name is, just that I am a friend"

I look around and open my mouth again to speak.

"What happened?" He asks "Oh just decided to talk to you by in private, don't worry about it"

"Why did you come here anyways, did you cause all of this?" My lips move

He shakes his head.

"No I merely observed, as for why, I've already told you" He says turning around and I realize with jolt, that he has a spaded tail "Now I'll be off for now, oh though I have to warn you, hard times are ahead for you and all, I'll be around to, hell maybe even reward you if you entertain me.

The color suddenly returns as the man fades into the air.

"You" Dad finishes his sentence "what are you doing over there".

A chill and a burn fight for control of my senses, as my head begins to ache and my stomach tries to run out of my mouth.

"I don't feel so good" I groan as I crumple to the ground.

"AMELIA" My father shouts struggling against his armor to get to me as I groan on the floor, feeling sick.

And we'll end here for today, since I am getting tired
I'll archive this
and be around to answer questions and talk

>>38118445
Thanks for running. So are we a ghost type now?