>>38050504
woot false dendrite quest, valentines day party edition! And/Or Friday the 13th spooky edition

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After Gabrielle's inside the house, I lock the door behind her and lead her into the living room where we al just were before she arrived.

"Hey Allison?" I say, turning to my sister, "I suggest you ask first."
"...ask what?" Allison replies, smiling nervously.
"Honestly..."

Rolling my eyes, I walk over to Gabrielle.

"Hey, my sister thinks you're super adorable and wants to hug you," I say.
"Huh?" Gabrielle blinks a few times. "Uh, okay?"

Shary drops to the floor with a loud thud as Allison pulls Gabrielle into a tight hug. It looks like Allison appreciates Gabrielle's cuteness just as much as I do...

"Oh my gooooood!!" Allison giggles. "Charlotte, I am SO jealous that you have such a cute sister!"
"That's kind of insulting to me, you know..." I mumble.
"Don't worry, Cecile!" Charlotte laughs. "I think you're plenty cute!"
"Not as cute as Gabrielle, though," Allison chimes in.
"Of course not!"

Real nice, you two.

"...so Gabrielle!" Allison says as she finally lets go of her, "Are you the same as your sister and Cecile?"
"Huh?" Gabrielle hurries over to where she dropped Shary and picks him back up. "You're asking me if I'm gay like them? No, thankfully..." she says, shaking her head. "I think Daddy would be pretty depressed if -both- of his daughters were gay."
"Er, that's not what I meant," she laughs nervously.


>go ahead and let allison ask her
>try and change the subject to something else

>>38050575
>go ahead and let allison ask her

>>38050575
>>go ahead and let allison ask her

>>38050575
>Go ahead and let allison ask her

Having powers isn't secret, especially seeing they show up like a damn blip on the RADAR, the actual content is the mystery, so no reason not to ask or let her ask, especially since allison should probably learn about this stuff anyway, as if shes going to be around it she might as well have a rundown.

CALL THERESA, DONT PUSH HER FURTHER INTO DISPAIR BY INVITING EVERYONE BUT HER!!!

>>38050648
if Mina comes so will Theresa, I think we said they both could come.

>>38050648
Actually, on second thought, it would not be above the OP to fuck us over for this, we should invite Theresa, definitely. Archelon knows his shit, he wouldn't neglect details like that unless he intended to throw them at us later.

>>38050575
>go ahead and let allison ask her

>>38050575
shoot theresa a quick text "piza prty @ min 2 celebr8 rekin t ice bitch, com ovr if u wnt 2. also srysrysrysrysry mis u so mch sry im dumb ;'("

>>38050575

>Invite Theresa while they are chatting about super powers.

I want to see Theresa/Gabrielle spaghetti so bad.

>>38050575
>go ahead and let allison ask her

>>38050764
Dammit, CC, get back in the quest.

>>38050575
>Invite Theresa while they are chatting about super powers.

Man I really don't want this friendship to dissolve.

>writing

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"I mean that Cecile and Charlotte both have superpowers," Allison says.

Gabrielle stares at her in disbelief.

"...umm, did I just say something that I shouldn't have?" Allison asks. "Because if I did-"
"...no," Gabrielle sighs, "I'm just surprised that you actually knew about that. I would've thought that Cecile would keep that a secret from you."
"It seems that they're the type of sisters who don't keep secrets from each other," Charlotte says, shaking her head.

I guess she's still sore about the lewd comments that Allison made earlier.

"That's right!" Allison giggles. "Me and Cecile share EVERYTHING!"


>[1/?]

>>38051779
>supernatural fanfic proofreading flashbacks intensify.

>>38051779
>Me and Cecile share EVERYTHING!
E-even girlfriends?

>>38051779
>"Me and Cecile share EVERYTHING!"
Though it's not REALLY a voluntary thing

>>38051779
>[2/2]

"Not -everything-," I say, shaking my head. "Just... more things than I probably should."

And Allison DEFINITELY shares more than anyone in the entire freaking world should.

"Umm, okay," Gabrielle shrugs.
"So back to my question," Allison continues, "do you have superpowers too?"
"Yeah, I have a Branch too."
"Now I'm starting to feel all left out!" Allison giggles. "Can you talk to animals like Charlotte? Or shots lasers like Cecile?"
"Uh-uh," she shakes her head. "Mine's better."
"That's entirely subjective," Charlotte chimes in.


>join in this conversation
>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>>call invite theresa over too
Huh, I thought she's a package deal thing with Mina.

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>>call invite theresa over too
I kinda want her to text so it wouldn't be too obvious, but that might piss her off even more.

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

I'd like to amend this to "Call Mina to let Theresa know she can come too"

I thought arch said something about Mina only going to Theresa because she had no one else, so we should leave it up to Mina's discretion because they may be sick of each other by now.

>>38052073
>>call invite theresa over too
Do not leave friends out. Even if the offer won't change anything.

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

>>38052073
>call invite theresa over too

>writing

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While Allison grills Gabrielle about what her "superpower" is, I leaver those two and Charlotte in favor of the kitchen where it's nice and quiet. After all, I can't really do important phonecall stuff with all that nagging in the background.

And now that I'm in here, I can't use that as an excuse not to call Theresa. Sucking in all of my dread about doing this, I pull my phone out of my pocket and call her up.

Ringing...

...more ringing...

...yet more ringing...

...and then nothing.

"Hello?" I call out, thinking that maybe she answered the phone but the signal's weak. "Theresa?"
"...yeah," Theresa replies.

Great, it did go through after all.


>[1/?]

>>38052073
>shots Lasers

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>>38052771
>[2/2]

"Umm, hey," I say.
"Hi," Theresa replies. "I read your text, if that's why you're calling."
"Yeah..."
"So, umm, I'm happy you're not dead. By-"
"Wait!" I shout.

Dammit, I need to just say it.

"We're having pizza at my house and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come over!" I say.

There, I said it!

".........no thanks," Theresa replies.
"But-"
"I'm sure your girlfriend's over there and I don't really feel like hanging out with her."


>what do I say now?

>>38052955
Awww, you don't want to say hi to Gabrielle or see Allison?

>>38052955
Okay... I just thought I'd offer, sorry...

>>38052955
>If she really feels that way, but can we please meet face to face some time?

>>38052955
>Alright, maybe some other time though?

>>38052955
We called Mina over too, she'll be disappointed if you decline.

>>38052955
I invited Mina, too! She's a maybe and if she does come then you can try to hang out with her?

>>38052955
I will drive Cecile to suicide. Just give me time Theresa.

Hang up the phone.

>>38053008
>>38053025
I don't know if that's actually a draw for her, they're spending time togeterh out of necessity rather than choice aren't they?

>>38052955
>what do I say now?
"Alright. Maybe another time."

>>38052955
'I invited Mina as well, and don't worry. Charlotte will be on her best behavior tonight. Besides, Allison will ride herd over this. Lastly, I can give you a full detailed rundown on what I encountered as well.'

>>38052955
>Yeah, but Mina's here too, and so is charolette's really cute sister

>>38053138
I don't think CC wants to talk about her sister riding anything.

>>38052955
W-well then, if you dont want to hang out now, maybe I can come over and watch more chinese cartoons with you.. i-if that was alright with you I mean? please dont hate me forever.

>>38052955
"Come on. I'm sure Gabrielle's dying to meet that really hot guy in the cool mask who saved her a few days ago."

>writing

>>38052955
But Charlotte's little sister would love to meet her dashing hero again.

>>38052955
>"I thought I'd offer, sorry. Have a good one"

She's clearly pissed & mistrustful. Take it nice and slow

>>38053182
plz no bully the super depressed superhero

>>38053168
You know what I meant.
>>38053190
Good point, Saying that she has her first fan is here too might help.

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>>38050504
I want to marry Nicolette!

>>38053622
again wrong thread anon. You need to do FD waifus.

>>38053622
...is that a new one?

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"I called Mina too," I say. "If she actually shows up, maybe you two could hang out?"
"She crashed overnight in my room and spent most of the day here with me," Theresa replies. "That was awkward enough without me following her over to your house too."
"...oh. Yeah."

I guess mentioning that Gabrielle's here too won't help, then.

"Alright, I was just checking," I sigh. "Maybe some other time, then."
"Maybe."

I feel really disappointed when Theresa hangs up the phone. I was hoping that maybe this would've been a chance for things to stop being so shitty between us, but I guess that's going to take longer than I would've liked to fix.

Ugh.


>[1/?]

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>>38053718
>I feel really disappointed when Theresa hangs up the phone. I was hoping that maybe this would've been a chance for things to stop being so shitty between us, but I guess that's going to take longer than I would've liked to fix.
hang in there CC, things will never get better if you don't keep trying to rebuild that bridge. And who knows, maybe one day you'll build one so long it'll crash through her window, then she'll HAVE to stop avoiding you!

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>>38053718
>[2/2]

"......what?"

I return to the living room only to find Allison standing in the corner pouting while Gabrielle sits on the couch next to Charlotte.

"Ceciiiiile!" Allison moans. "Gabrielle won't tell me what her superpower is!"
"That's because it's none of her business," Gabrielle replies, sticking her tongue out at my sister.
"Okay?" I shrug.
"You know what it is, right?" she asks. "Why don't you tell me!"


>sorry, that's not my secret to tell
>tell her

>>38053866
>>sorry, that's not my secret to tell
I'll tell you MY secrets, but not hers

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell
Knowing what her power is can be a big deal. Ask Charlotte or Gabrielle, not me.

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell

>>38053866
"Her superpower is... to be a moe blob!"

>>38053866
>sorry, that's not my secret to tell
It'd be cool to give Alison the basic idea of superpower archetypes and all that nonsense so it doesn't seem like we're not telling her because we're spiteful.

>>38053866
It's the power of adorableness. She's weaponized it somehow.

>>38053866
>other.
Her superpower is adorableness.

>>38053866
>tell her
Her super power is being super adorable. See, you are already under her sway.

>>38053866
Her power is irisistability, just try not cuddle her, I DARE you.

>writing

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>>38054126
>Hahahahaha now I've been jumped by both of the Gauthier sisters...

>>38053866
>WEHUMP

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>>38054195

>>38054196
why u do this

>>38054126
My heart can't take much more!

"Okay," I shrug.
"H- hey!" Gabrielle stammers. "Don't tell her, that's supposed to be a secret!" she shouts as she jumps off the couch and starts running towards me.
"But it's pretty obvious to everyone what it is," I reply nonchalantly.

WHUMP

"Don't tell herrrrr!!" Gabrielle tackles me to the floor.

Hahahahaha now I've been jumped by both of the Gauthier sisters...


>[1/?]

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>>38054244
because /fdq/ loves bullying turtles

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>>38054269

>>38054280
as expected of tits

>>38054254
What was wrong with the first one?

>>38054318
We hump.

>>38054318
>WEHUMP

>>38054318
>New post: WHUMP
>Old post: WEHUMP
>WE HUMP
should've kept it

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>>38054299

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>>38054280

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>>38054254

"Gabrielle," Charlotte calls out, "I'm sure she's just joking so if you could get off of her-"
"Don't tell her!" Gabrielle shouts, ignoring her sister.

She's pretty strong for someone as small as she is.

"Why not?" I ask, dragging this out for as long as I can.
"Because!" Gabrielle moans. "I'm not s'posta tell other people unless I REALLY have to!"
"Seriously, it's totally obvious what your power is," I say, using all my strength to push Gabrielle off of me and stand back up.
"...if it's this big a deal then you really don't have to tell me, Cecile..."

Allison's looking pretty guilty right about now.


>[2/?]

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>>38054339
>Reposting my image.

>>38054358
Shouldn't you gave saved that picture for Theresa?

>>38054362
>implying I didn't save that from /fit/ like 2 months ago

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>>38054393

>>38054358
What's she from that's adorable.

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>>38054358

"Eh, it's no skin off my back," I laugh while trying my best to pull away from Gabrielle's deathgrip.
"Noooooooo!!!" the little girl shouts.

And then I find myself on the floor again.

"IF you tell her what my power is," Gabrielle mumbles, "I'll... I'll..."
"Gabrielle! Cecile!" Charlotte shouts. "Could you please-"
"Gabrielle's power..." I choke out while the little girl tries her best to crush my lungs,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"...is to be super adorable!" I shout.

Time seems to go to a complete standstill, and the room becomes completely silent.

My work is done.


>[3/?]

>>38054398
http://imcute.yt/fit/thread/29655506/#29655585

fight me

>>38054441
http://oneslime.net/
Ill rek u in slime volleyball m8

>>38054406
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei.

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>>38054437

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>>38054437
>better version of gif

>>38054458
Thanks.

>>38054460
Who's that a pic of?

>>38054468
Moot.

>>38054468
A man long dead.

>>38054476
Who?

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>>38054487

>>38054487
The maid

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>>38054437
>Gabrielle right now

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>>38054437
>My work is done.
I can picture this being Gabby now.

>>38054437
>[4/4]

The silence is broken by both Allison and Charlotte's bursting out in laughter, and I feel the tight pressure around my ribs lighten up... but then a pair if hands goes right under my armpits and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

"CECILE YOU STUPID JERK I'MMA GET YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF ME!!!" Gabrielle shouts, her eyes watering over while hitting me with the worst tickle assault I've ever suffered through in my entire life. And soon, the house is filled with our sisters' laughter, my own involuntary torture laughter and Gabrielle's angry shouting.

And the sound of the doorbell.


>get up and answer it
>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

>>38054555
>get up and answer it

Not sure how our elated expression and intermittent laughing bouts will go over though.

>>38054555
>>get up and answer it
It's Theresa

>>38054555
>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

>>38054555
>get up and answer it

get stabbed

>>38054555
>get up and answer it

>>38054555
>get up and answer the door
It's doritoman.

>>38054555
>>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

>>38054555
>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

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How come this thread didn't open with Over-chan saying things?

Is she temporarily calmed because we killed someone?

Or is she just embarassed that we have 3 kills to her 0?

>>38054555
>>get up and answer it

>>38054555
>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

>writing

>>38054555
>accept my punishment, someone else can answer the door

>>38054650
Threads dont always start with overshine complaining, it has always been this way, new reader. Overshine is also a he you swine.

>>38054800
>Over-chan
>male
No, guys are gross.

>>38054800
Pretty sure Overshine is a Chick.. because its apart of Cecile.

>>38054800
>>38054869
>>38054872
God damn it I didn't want to start this conversation
Guys stop pls

I always assumed that the voice in our head was masculine rather than feminine (or at least the word choice and style suggested masculine rather than feminine). Archelon, can we get a confirm or deny on the implied gender of Overshine?

>>38054892
But we haven't driven everyone away yet! Sure we chased some people off with horrible depression by destroying friendship... but I think we could get a few more with petty arguments about stupid shit.

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>>38054916
I'll get the sissy tripfags from the Steam Friends Thread, they'll drive most people away. You fetch something that'll get rid of the sissy tripfags.

>>38054914
I had taken it that Overshine is nether male nor female, just a force of nature. Or something beyond that concept of gender.

>>38054800
I asumed all split personas would be the same sex as the person they're a part of.

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>>38054800
So Cecile has a guy inside of her.

>>38054934
Great job with the censor bars, there

>>38054940
Overshine is the sun

Somehow, I manage to wriggle free of Gabrielle's ticklehold. Wasting no time in putting some distance between the two of us, I hurry towards the door.

CLICK

I open the door and am met with a HUGE stack of pizzas. The delivery guy's holding like four pizza boxes along with three more smaller ones on top of those...

Whoops, caught myself drooling for a bit there.

"Uh... where should I put these?" the delivery guy asks.

Considering that I can't even see his face since the stack he's holding is so tall, that's a decent question.

"Just put it on the floor here and I'll bring them inside," I reply.
"Alright, thanks," he says, breathing a sigh of relief as he's finally allowed to free himself of his heavy burden. "That'll be $70.45..."
"Seventy-" I gasp.
"...this wasn't a prank delivery, was it?"


>[1/?]

>>38054942
Prety sure the personalities are randomized with what you get like the branches. Like we could have gotten whatever personality teresa r charlote got instead of "FOOL, MURDER THE VINE YOU WEED, ROMANCE AND LOVE ARE A WASTE OF PRECIOUS REMOVING TIME". atleast thats what I think Arch said is how it works.

>>38055050
The fuck?

In my country, you can order 6 pizzas + 3 drinks + 3 garlic bread for $60, our currency is weaker than the US's, and our wages for deliverymen are higher.

That said you could walk over and pick up the bloody food yourself for about $45.

>>38055091
Well lots of it is the CEO's parasite fee.

>>38055091
Here four large and three medium pizzas would be roughly $200

>>38055091
Depends entirely on what you get, how much you get and where you get it from.

In this case, the extra stuff Charlotte got was more than the pizzas themselves cost.

>>38055126
Are your large pizzas roughly 30-40 centimeters across, with your mediums 20-30?
Or are your pizzas just larger?

>>38055091
Depends on if it's from a chain or an "actual" pizza place, toppings, what the extra stuff actually is, etc.

>>38055139
40 for large and 30 for medium sounds about right

>>38055168
Huh. I have no idea how a Large run run over $10 and a medium over $6, maybe money just works differently in your country.

>>38055186
Everything's expensive in Norway, though our wages more than make up for it.

>>38055050
FUCk THIS ARCHELON, I COULD TAKE ALL THE SHIT STORMS AND WAIFUWARS
I COULD TAKE ENDING UP WITH WORST GIRL IN PGQ
BUT $70 FOR PIZZA!?!?!?!
FUCK THIS I'M OUT!

>>38055050

"Sorry about that!" Charlotte calls out as she races for the door. "I've got the money right here!"

Thank God she does...

After Charlotte pays the delivery man, she picks up the entire stack by herself and lays everything out on the dining room table. Four pizzas of varying types, fifty chicken wings, some weird cinnamon stick things, and a massive amount of breadsticks.

"Wow," Allison says, whistling as she looks over the bounty of food that my wonderful girlfriend paid for. "Thanks, Charlotte."
"It's nothing," Charlotte replies, shaking her head. "I owe you a lot more for causing you to be uprooted from your home for the past day..."
"That was actually -my- fault," I mumble.


>[2/?]

>>38055186
A large from Pizza Hut is $15.

>>38055186
>>38055232
only $10 with as many toppings as I want if I get off my ass and Carry out where I live

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>>38055213
Its our own fault for orrdering pizza for so many people, but if you serioustly cant deal with the cnsequences that come with ordering pizza maybe you should have tried to vote fore something cheaper like chinese garbage, but then everyone would hate us. dont start crying because you didnt get the takeout you wanted, but do what you want.

this was saterical for those who wont catch on right away

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>>38055222
>fifty chicken wings

>>38055269
Charlotte best girl! I bet Irene wouldn't give us fifty chicken wings.

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>>38055222
>Four pizzas of varying types, fifty chicken wings, some weird cinnamon stick things, and a massive amount of breadsticks.
woman with an appetite after my own heart

>>38055222
odd, pseudo-relevant question but, did we ever ask Gabrielle if Shary ate food? If so, would he want to eat pizza?

>>38055313
You did not ask her that.

>>38055331
Shary ate the pizza last time though.

>>38055265
>>38055269
Don't forget that Charlotte's got animal powers and has to recharge, and we're pretty drained and need to carbo-load for the marathon tonight.

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>>38053622
>fifty chicken wings
That is a lot of wings.

>>38055222
Brehs...
This is like 18000~ kcals right here, divided between 5 people that's 3600~ kcals per person, far more than the TDEE of even a very active young woman of average weight.

>>38055222

"No it wasn't," Charlotte says, shaking her head. "And it's over now so let's not dwell on it, okay?"
"Yeah, I guess," I mumble.

She's right. Now isn't the time for feeling sorry about myself, now is the time to stuff my face full of the food that Charlotte bought for us all! And I'm not worried about gaining weight from overeating since I plan on burning all those calories off tonight...


>[3/4]

>>38055306
But who is better, Irine who can keep eating and eating or charlote who can keep paying for it all.

the correct answer is Char and Irine getting together so char can keep feeding Irine with her limitless food bought with the crazy dosh because she enjoys watching her eat and eat and eat

>>38055351
Three of the eaters here also have superpowers.

>>38055356
>since I plan on burning all those calories off tonight...
Huh, are we going jogging?

>>38055356
>[4/4]

I race to the kitchen and grab enough plates for all of us. It looks like Charlotte's going for the wings first, so that leaves the pizza open and-

Dammit, there's the doorbell.

"I'll get it," Allison says, patting me on the back as she makes for the door. "so you go ahead and stuff your face!"

Ha ha.


>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door
>let her do it, I'm really hungry and tired of waiting

>>38055398
>>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door
time for awkward

>>38055398
>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door

>>38055398
>let her do it, I'm really hungry and tired of waiting

>>38055397
Yes anon, sideways jogging with charlote. A rather advanced and exausting, but very satisfying and rewarding form of exercise.

>>38055398
>let her do it, I'm really hungry and tired of waiting

It's probably gonna be Kevin, showing up wearing an apron and nothing else.

>>38055415
>Implying it's not Mina

>>38055398
>>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door
taking all bets on whether its Mina or Teresa, odds are 2:5

>>38055398
>let her do it, I'm really hungry and tired of waiting

>>38055422
>Kevin shows up, wearing Mina and nothing else

>>38055398
>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door
Shouldnt there be a synapse if its Mina? something to consider.

>>38055398
>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door

>>38055430
CC has shitty synapse range.

>>38055398
>>you stuff YOUR face while I get the door
We are super door lady today!

>>38055430
We didn't Synapse when Gabrielle arrived

>>38055398
Wait, cant Charlotes sister se through walls? ask her if its some kind of pervert or criminal at the door.

>>38055423
>taking all bets on whether its Mina or Teresa, odds are 2:5
It's Mina.

Theresa will have snuck along invisibly since she sort of wants to see us but is still too stubborn to do it openly. It'll take until we realize the breadsticks have started to go missing for us to figure it out.

>>38055446
its bigger than our house, we would feel it if they were at the door.

>>38055453
A narative oversight from the big guy up in his toewr.

>>38055474
>>A narative oversight from the big guy up in his toewr.
Then why isn't this a narative oversight as well?

>>38055493
better safe than opening the door to some murderer. is it worth the risk?

>writing

>>38055522
It better not be some crazed pervert...

>>38055534
We're already playing as a crazed pervert

>>38055539
Then we better not open the door for our unknown guest's sake. You never know what goes on in a crazed pervert's head.

>>38055558
> You never know what goes on in a crazed pervert's head.
But if you never learn what goes on in a crazed pervert's head,
Then you'll never understand yourself

>>38055558
Voices telling you to remove some weeds and to stop being such a crazed pervert mostly.

>>38055522
>55522
Guess its gonna be A Full House

>>38055580
A full house would be some combination of 1 1 1 13 13

"No," I say as I rush past her, "You stuff YOUR face while I get the door."
"...alright, if you insist," Allison replies.

Thought I felt a Synapse there... that'd mean that this is either Mina or Theresa at the door since I know Irene and Archibald have no idea where I live.

At least, I hope they don't.

"You made it after all!" I say, smiling nervously as I open the door for Mina.
"...yeah," Mina mumbles. "It's better than getting yelled at by my parents or hiding out in Theresa's room, of all places..."
"Uh, I'd bet," I nod. "Well umm, the food's already here so feel free to eat to your heart's content."
"Thanks."


>talk to mina about _____ as we walk to the kitchen
>cecile hungry

>>38055624
>cecile hungry

>>38055624
>>talk to mina about _____ as we walk to the kitchen
Just ask how she's doing, leave the hardcore stuff for when it's just the two of them.

>>38055624
>talk to mina about _____ as we walk to the kitchen
"Thank you for coming."

>>38055643
Going wth this.

>>38055624
>>talk to mina about _____ as we walk to the kitchen
hows teresa, hows YOU and teresa, has she said anything about me? also FUCK, I'm sory Mina please lets eat pizza and be friends again. also I invited teresa but she said no. watch any gay anime together whie at her house?

>>38055624
Ask how we get everyone to stop being mad at us. We just want to be tomodachi again.

>>38055624
>>38055643
I'll go with this one as well

>>38055714
What do digital pets have to do with any of this?

>writing

>>38055769
You're thinking of Tamagotchi. "Tomodachi" just means "friends" in Japanese.

>>38055803
You say tomodachi, I say tamagotchi. Let's call the whole thing off.

>>38055832
"Hello anon, lets be offs."

"So, umm..." I clear my throat as we walk, "you doing alright?" I ask.
"As alright as it gets in a situation like this," Mina mumbles. "After all of that, I never thought that I'd end up having to hide out in Theresa's room overnight."
"...yeah..."

Oh man...

"You two didn't end up fighting, did you?" I ask.
"No," Mina shakes her head. "And at least she tried her best not to make things any weirder than they already were," Mina says. "Aside from offering to let me sleep on the bed where we used t-" she catches herself. "...never mind that, okay?"
"Sorry for prying," I say, looking down at the floor.

Of course that would be a touchy subject.


>[1/?]

>>38055856
"So its official, I'm a murderer!"
cue confetti

>>38055871
for the second time, anon. she was there the first time or have you already forgotten the butt loving bandito lio?

>>38055886
Well that was self defense, this time she actually went and hunted them down.

>>38055871
Overchan's secondary power is spontaneous confetti whenever murder is celebrated.

>>38055886
to be fair, Mina and Teresa showed up after we killed Leo

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>>38055856

I don't even want to think about those two doing... THAT but now it's in my head and aaaaagh. I end up strewing in the shame and awkwardness for the rest of the walk to the dining room...

"Hmgh!?" Gabrielle nearly chokes on a slice of pizza when she sees who I just walked into the room with. After actually taking the time to chew and swallow it, she races over to us. "Mina, I didn't know you were coming!" she says as she gives her a big hug.
"Hey..." Mina replies with a faint smile as she hugs her back.
"Charlotte got us a LOT of food so you can have whatever you want, okay?" she cays excitedly. What kind of pizza so you want, I'll make a plate for you!"

I feel a bit of relief when I see that Gabrielle's raising her mood a lot. Charlotte might've said that she doesn't take to most people but she definitely likes Mina a ton.


>[2/?]

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>>38055871
"Yay, tiny party hats!"

>>38055932
>What kind of pizza so you want, I'll make a plate for you!
Gabrielle's adorable.
She's nicer to Mina and Theresa than we are.

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>>38055932
>[3/3]

Mina finds herself the new center of attention, with Allison showering her with tons of almost-sisterly affection and Charlotte being extra friendly as well. Not to mention Gabrielle doing her best to fix her up a plate of food before all the "good pieces" are gone, as she puts it.

After a while, we all get our share of food (with plenty left to spare) and end up back in the living room, lounging about while we eat.

"Thanks so much for all this food, Charlotte!" Allison says as she happily tears into a slice of pizza. "Do you treat Cecile like this all the time?"
"Well..." Charlotte starts laughing.
"C'mon," I groan. "I'm not THAT bad."

Though I have to admit that she does end up treating me to meals pretty much whenever I spend any prolonged amount of time with her.

"It's okay," Gabrielle shakes her head, "we're rich and Daddy says there's no point in having money if you're not gonna use it to make the people you love happy. And Charlotte loves Cecile, so..."
"Gabrielle..." Charlotte starts blushing.


>talk about relationship stuff
>talk about school stuff
>talk about superpower stuff
>[OTHER]

>>38056071
Ask if Mina has been in any more contact with that Asian chick

>>38056071
>talk about school stuff
Would be weird going back after all the shit that's happened.

>>38056071
>talk about relationship stuff
Where Kevin?
Tease Gabby about kaitou husbando
Ask Mina if she's talked to Sun-Mi

>writing

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"Speaking of girlfriends," I say, "Mina?"
"Hm?" Mina turns to me with a slice of pizza crammed in her mouth.
"That girl we met the other day, did you ever call her?"
"Oh?" Allison starts with that evil smile again. "You're getting random girls' numbers, Mina?"

Rolling her eyes, Mina finishes off her pizza and gets up from her seat.

"It ain't like that," Mina grumbles. "Cecile met a girl the other day and that girl happens to like me I guess and then she gave me her number. That's all."
"So Cecile's playing cupid?" Allison giggles.
"I dunno about all that, but I -do- hope things go well with that... so fess up, Mina. Did you call her or not?"

All eyes are on her.


>[1/?]

>>38056251
>So Cecile's playing cupid?
There's a branch for that, isn't there?

>>38056291
There's got to be

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>>38056251

"Knew I shouldn't have come over here..." Mina grumbles.
"C'mon, Mina," Charlotte laughs. "Your friends want to know how your love life is going!"

Mina finally slumps over in defeat as she trudges along to the dining room to get more food.

"I -did- call her, okay?" Mina says. "But nobody picked up. It was probably just a fake number."
"Aww," I pout. "She was really pretty too, you would've made a cute couple."
"Yeah, yeah," she sighs. "Unlike you, I don't like blabbing my business to anyone who'll listen."

I guess I did get kind of, um... -candid- with her about what me and Charlotte did together.


>[2/?]

>>38056332
test

>>38056332
In Cecile's defense she asked to be told when it happened.

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>>38056332
>But nobody picked up

>>38056332
Did you only call the one time, she could have just been away from the phone

>>38056361
But then she would've called back

>>38056332
It ain't easy bein' Mina.

>>38056368
maybe she couldn't, maybe Ice Bitch found her while hunting for Leo's killer and ICED her

>>38056332

Bit by bit, the pizza is chipped away, as well as about half of the wings and ALL of the bread and cinnamon sticks. I guess someone really liked those. While we eat, I ease up on the teasing since I'm pretty sure that Mina's still pissed at me... I was half-expecting Allison to turn it back on me but I guess Gabrielle's presence keeps her from getting too lewd.

Thank you, Gabrielle.

"It's getting kind of dark out," Allison says as she looks out the window. "Gabrielle, would you like a ride back to wherever it is that you're staying?"
"Nah," she shakes her head. "I'll just ride the cab with Charlotte and Mina like before."
"Actually," Charlotte smiles nervously, "I'm spending the night here tonight so um..."
"...oh," she sighs. "I guess it's just you and me then, Mina."
"You really don't have to-"
"I have the money for a cab and this way we don't have to bother Cecile's sister," she replies.
"If you insist then I guess I don't really have much of a choice, she shrugs.


>[3/?]

>>38056398
Maybe we want eveyrbody but us and Charlotte out of the house for a while, Gabby!
Don't you know lesbians are prone to explode if they don't get it on every few hours?

>>38056457
replkies

>>38056457
Hugs, tell Mina it's great to see her again.

>>38056457
Thanks for coming over, it really ment a lot too me. I'm sure Sun-Mi will call you back, Mina.

>>38056457
>any last things to say to the two of them before they leave?
Everybodys gonna get hugged

>>38056398
>[4/4]

"So you're taking a cab..." Allison sighs. "In that case, I'm gonna go take care of my laundry."
"Right now?" I stare at her.
"Well I don't want to interrupt anything," she giggles.

OH GOD.

Winking at me, Allison hurries off to get her clothes from out of her room, I guess... but at least her being gone means that I won't have to worry about her making any more gross jokes.

"Okay, the cab should be here in five minutes!" Gabrielle announces.
"Wow, that fast?" Mina asks. "I guess I ought to take care of this right now then..."

Mina picks up a backpack that she left by the couch and hands Charlotte... THE BOOK!?

"Th- that's-" I point at it.
"Yeah, I haven't had the chance to get it to her until now," Mina replies. "would've given it to her once I got here but Allison's been around the whole time..."
"Yes, I'd rather keep her out of this," Charlotte laughs nervously. "Thanks, Mina."

Charlotte flips through the book to make sure it's legit, then hands it to Gabrielle.

"You know what to do with this, right?" Charlotte asks.
"Eh?" Mina stares at her. "What's Gabrielle-"

Out of nowhere, Shary's mouth opens up and he swallows the book whole. I have no freaking idea what's going on here anyone.

"Y- you-" Mina points at her.
"Shary has it for safekeeping," Gabrielle replies. "Then I'll give it to Daddy's friend once I get back and then it'll make its way to Daddy himself."
"Uh, okay," I nod.

I guess that makes sense?


>any last things to say to the two of them before they leave?

>>38056457
What's wrong with it?

>>38056513
To Mina "let's talk later"

>writing

>>38056291
Lilly Shipwright
That which binds pink hearts together

Primary: The branch holder greatly increases their physical strength and endurance by wearing a seifuku, and can expertly operate ropes and bindings of all kinds.

Secondary: The affected can navigate the shortest path between two women that they are familiar with - Physically, as in how to walk from one to the other, Socially, as in how to bring their day-to-day activities into alignment, and Emotionally, as in how to make them like each-other.

Full bloom: The affected can designate one enclosed space as the "Shipwright's Closet". The room must be barely large enough to hold two people. Any two women who are metaphorically "close" may be teleported to this closet. Though the branch holder can opt to teleport herself to this closet along with another, the closet is only openable from the outside, leading to the two women being "stuck in the closet" together.

>>38056568
>oversleep
I AM THE MOON

>>38056568
>oversleep

>>38056593
>I guess there isn't

>>38056593
>>actually, I wanted to oil up first

I hear a horn beeping outside the house, has it been five minutes already?

"Looks like that's our ride," Gabrielle says. "Have fun with your sleepover, Charlotte."
"Eheh, thanks," Charlotte replies with a nervous smile.

She tries to head to the door, but I catch her before she can. There's no way in hell I'm letting her leave this house without a goodbye hug, and that's just what I give her.

"See you later," Gabrielle," I say as I let go of the cutie.
"...yeah, byebye," Gabrielle mumbles.

She's blushing a little bit, I guess I caught her off-guard with that one?

"And now it's your turn," I say , pulling Mina close and giving her a hug of her own. "It's nice to see you around, and I'm really sorry about last night," I say to her.
"Yeah, whatever," Mina sighs. "Just don't do it again..."

With an unenthusiastic wave goodbye, Mina follows Gabrielle out of the house and into the taxi.

"...crap..." I mutter under my breath as I watch the taxi zoom off.
"What's wrong?" Charlotte asks.
"I forgot to ask them to take some of that extra pizza with them," I sigh. "It's just gonna spoil if I leave it here."
"Eh, we can take care of that tomorrow," Charlotte says as she takes my hand and pulls me back inside the house.

"Now that everyone's gone..." she says, smiling at me, "there's nothing keeping us from heading upstairs, right?"


>I guess there isn't
>actually, I wanted to _____ first

>>38056602
>I guess there isn't
Do we even need to say it? Let's just grab Char by the wrist and pull her upstairs

>>38056612
Yeah, gotta jump her

>>38056602
>>I guess there isn't
That sounds so… enthusiastic.

>>38056597
Put some catnip in oil for a few months. Then do that. Die of exhaustion.

>>38056602
>Put our arm around her shoulder, when we get next to the bed stick one leg around her, fall back into the bed pulling her with us and proceed to power bottom her while Theresa watches.

>>38056602
>I guess there isn't

>>38056602
>actually, I wanted to _____ first
Hey Charlotte does this catnip smell like catnip to you? ... Race you upstairs! ^_^

>>38056602
>Tie her to our bed, feed her catnip then make her wait as we cover ourself in oil.

>>38056602
>that feel when archelon-senpai did not notice you

>>38056602
>>actually, I wanted to _____ first
screw your brains out in the living room

>>38056602
>>I guess there isn't

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"Eheh..." I take Charlotte's hand and lead her up the stairs, "...I guess there isn't."
"Oh-" Charlotte stops. "We should probably at least put the leftovers in the fridge before-"
"Allison can take care of that," I reply, pulling her much more forcefully than before. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet after propositioning me like five times back when we were staying at that church..."
"I'm not," she shakes her head, "but it's just-"

I don't listen to her, instead pulling her along with me all the way up the stairs and into my room. I might feel kind of bad about this if not for the fact that she's far stronger than me and could easily pull free of my grip at any time.


>[1/?]

>>38056602
>Get the toys.

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>>38056628
>spoiler
Happy Valentine's Day! We got you this.

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>>38056683

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>>38056683
>Valentine's Day lewds

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>>38056683
Look what I brought from Gelbooru

>>38056706
Is having insanely long legs a branch?

>>38056683
>[2/2]

Once we're in my room, I close and lock the door behind us before walking over to the windowsill and closing my blinds.

"Umm, Cecile?" Charlotte calls out. "You're no about to-"
"The catnip?" I ask. "Nah, it's more fun when I'm the aggressive one..."

Charlotte lets out a surprised little squeak as I take her by the wrist and pull her over to my bed and pretty much throw her onto it. After admiring that nice jiggle that her breasts do as she bounces on the mattress, I throw off my shirt and climb onto the bed myself...

Yeah, it's a lot more fun when I'm the one taking the lead.

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>>38056719

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>>38056719
Excuse me turtle but u gettin a bit lewd

>>38056735
Arch considers Rana to be pure, so y'know, this turtle isn't exactly a nun.

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>>38056749
Someone say Rana?

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As expected, the first person to call once the cleanup of the murder scene was a certain boss-type lady... and though Irene definitely loves her sister, those feelings are in no way reciprocated.

"So you died TWICE in this one mission!?" Katrine shouts over the phone.
"Yeah," Irene sighs, "but the bodies were taken care of and we were facing a Qliphoth member here, y'know?"
"What I -know- is that you relied on outside help in order to do so and now this makes TWO members of the Qliphoth who have been dispatched by David Gauthier's people!"
"Not so much, Katrine... Cecile isn't working for him-"
"No, but she's the lesbian lover of that asshole's daughter, is she not?"
"...yeah..."
"So she's practically fucking FAMILY!" she shouts. "I don't know why the hell you're so... what if this screws with our nonaggression pact, huh? What if their LEADER happens to get word of this and decides to fuck with ALL of us? You and I both know that nothing good would ever come from that."
"Yeah, I know..."

Just like always, the only thing Irene can do while her sister berates her is apologize.


>[1/?]

>>38056749
>Implying nuns aren't lewd.

Someone didn't go to catholic school.

>>38056784
Being Irene is suffering

>>38056788
Wait, is Irene a nun?
Does the Tree of Life have nun death squads?

>>38056798
Good thing she's always so upbeat
She cries when nobody's around to see

>>38056806
Nuns do not come back from the dead, she's more of those lolis that mormons have as church mascots. Whenever one disappears they just get another one.

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>>38056784
>[2/2]

"And you've had NO luck on the book front, have you?" Katrine asks.
"No, not really," Irene mumbles. "This incident with Jessica Monell kind of took precedence, and-"
"So worthless..."
"Sorry."
"What the hell ever," she sighs. "Get Archibald checked out by the medics and then get right back on the job, you got it?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Don't give me that sarcasm, I'm in no mood for it."
"I'm not being-" she stops herself. "Never mind, I'm sorry."

After years upon years of dealing with her sister, Irene's found that the best way to deal with her foul mood is to capitulate.

"Just..." Katrine sighs, "quit screwing up and do your job right."
"Will do," Irene replies.
"I have more important things to deal with right now than putting up with your shit, so I'm hanging up now. Bye."
"I love you too."

>>38056784
>what if this screws with our nonaggression pact, huh?
Oh shit, Katrine's got an excuse to kill one of David Gauthier's people, since we killed one of the Tree of Life's people!

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>>38056835
>"I love you too."

>>38056838
no, not the nonaggression pact with Gauther anon. the nonaggression pact with Qliphoth the Branch run supervillan organization

>>38056784
>>38056835
>Shitty drama of irrelevant people over lewds
What even the fuck?

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>>38056835

>>38056857
I'm loving it either way. An upbeat girl desperately searching for love while she gets abused at every corner is erotic too.

>>38056857
>expecting lewds from turtle

>>38056872
>Implying he isn't busy writing up smut that he keeps for himself.

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"God damn it!" a man shouts angrily, slamming a clenched fist onto his expensive desk. "You have NOTHING about this mystery person!?"
"No," his subordinate replies. "Not a shred of any kind of evidence."
"Don't you people have freak-detecting radar or something? Why the hell haven't you been using that!?"
"I have, but-" he stops himself midsentence.
"But you got your ASS handed to you by a bunch of little girls!" the man shouts, slamming his fist on the desk a second time.
"It wasn't my fault, the little one had a fucking MONSTER as her Branch!" he shouts. "And it wasn't organic so my Sleeping Hand couldn't do anything to-"
"Morrissey," he leans back in his chair, "how much am I paying you?"
"Eighty-"
"Eighty thousand, and a whole fucking lot of good it's done me so far," he sighs. "But I'll tell you what- I'll see if I can find another of you freaks to back you up, how about that?"

>>38056835
Question; If we remove Katrine, will she grow back?

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>>38056904
>Morrissey
Morrissey?

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>>38056904
>Implying eighty thousand is a lot.

>>38056913
That's eighty thousand that he could be spending on hookers and blow, you see.

>>38056904
To be fair, if your first instinct is ROBUST HE SUSPICIOUS IN MAINT WITH TOOLBOXEN then you're very likely to get your ass handed to you before you solve any mysteries.

"Hey little girl with a branch, we're looking for someone with a branch who attacked us. You willing to answer questions? We'll pay you if you answer honestly." will probably get you more answers than FAGGOT GET IN THE BAG U GONNA GET GUANTANAMO'D NIGGA

>>38056918
Why not just lure us out with the hookers and blow?

>>38056925
Theresa likes things more subtle than that, he'd need to lure her out with obscure anime conventions with cosplaying competitions that offer figma prizes.

Fortunately for Mina, her parents aren't home when the taxi drops her off. And since her brother's busy playing videogames in the living room, she's free to sneak upstairs to her room and collapse on her bed.

Too tired to play anything or read anything or practice with her Armored Heart or any of that, Mina just lies on her bed and closes her eyes...

...only to be jolted back awake by the loud ringing of her phone.

"What is it now, Cecile?" Mina groans as she answers the phone.
"Umm, I'm not Cecile," and unfamiliar voice replies.
"Huh?" Startled, Mina sits upright in her bed. "S- sorry, umm... who am I speaking to then?"
"Sun-Mi," she replies. "You called me the other day but my phone was dead and I'm kinda bad about checking my voicemail..."
"N- no, that's just fine!" Mina stammers.


>[1/?]

>>38056924
>if your first instinct is ROBUST HE SUSPICIOUS IN MAINT WITH TOOLBOXEN
How is that anybody's first instinct? That's not even in my top 6 instincts. I don't even know if I can instinct those words in that order.

>>38056934
>"Sun-Mi," she replies. "You called me the other day but my phone was dead and I'm kinda bad about checking my voicemail..."
called it

>>38056924
But that’s the only way we can find out who is good and bad! Dorito and these idiots think picking fights with random people of unknown power is the best way to gain information, and by that we know they are bad.

>>38056934
Initiate phone sex

>>38056918
You can't buy a hooker for just 80 grand.

>>38056934
It's happening!

>>38056944
You absolutely can, you'd just be getting heavily ripped off in the process.

>>38056943
Set ringer to vibrate.

>>38056955
Those aren't hooker, those are sluts.

>>38056966
By hooker, do you mean the rugby position? Because I'm pretty sure you could buy one of those for 80 grand as well.

>>38056934
>[2/2]

"Eheh..." Sun-Mi laughs, "...so whatcha doing right now?"
"Being annoyed?" Mina replies.
"Same as me, then. Funny how that works."
"Sorry to hear that..."
"Eh, I'm in a slightly less crappy mood now that I'm talking to you!" she replies.

Mina can't help but smile when she hears that.

"So, umm..." Sun-Mi trails off, "...you doing anything tomorrow?"
"I have school, but I'm probably gonna skip," Mina replies. "I'm not in the mood to put up with that right now."
"Oh," she laughs. "So I guess that means that you're not in the mood to put up with -me- then?"
"Well I can always make an exception but um I don't even know where you-"
"I can always give you my address, y'know."
"Y- yeah you can I suppose..."

Never has Mina been so thankful that there wasn't anyone around to see her act like a complete goof as she is right now.

"So -I- suppose that's a yes to us hanging out then?" Sun-Mi asks. "Though I'm sure a nice girl like you would have second thoughts about going to s strange girl's apartment and all.."
"No I don't have any second thoughts at all!" Mina shouts.
"Haha, I bet you have the cutest expression on your face right now!" she laughs.

>>38056974
You mean that "sport" for peasants?

>>38056987
Sun-Mi confirmed for next major antagonist?

>>38056987
[Chapter 2: How to Kill the Cold]
[END]

>>38056944
Typically hookers will charge you $50 per half hour, though expensive ones can go up to $1000 per half hour. Thus if you wanted to have a high-class hooker for 2 days, you could very well blow 80 grand.
Typically if you want a girl to spend the night with you, even if they're low class, you're gonna end up dumping at least $300 and probably closer to $1000. You can easily blow 80k on hookers.
You could quite literally buy a suit, rent a nice car, and shell out for expensive drinks for hotties in bars, and end up with more money than you would have if you rented hookers. They are NOT cheap.

Fortunately there's an alternative.
If you gay, you can get all the sex you want for free, and even BECOME the prostitute, so long as you're decently /fit/ and willing to take hormone supplements, earning you $1000 per day for doing what you enjoy.

>>38056999
>[Chapter 2: How to Kill the Cold]
Heh

>>38056987
Everyone's gettin' laid.

>>38056999
What's the next chapter gonna be called?
"All stories have an end"?

>>38057002
Until the cops bust you.

>>38056995
All sport is for peasants.

>>38057009
What about you, are you gettin' laid?

>>38057010
>"All stories have an end"?
Except Arch quests.

With this, the second chapter of False Dendrite comes to an end. It was an enjoyable for the most part, and I thank everyone who's made it such.

This quest is going to go on hold for a bit while I run through the rest of Princess Guard, upon which time chapter three will begin.


And now for an end-of-chapter question and answer thing.

>>38057012
Nigga pls.