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>>38048802
>Find Yukari and abscond.
HE RETURNS!

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>>38048802
>Stay and help put out the “fire”.

HAHA Time for super senta---tanks!

>>38048802
>>Find Yukari and abscond.
GET DA FUK OUT

also haha we posted our threads within a minute of each other

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>>38048802
>Stay and help put out the “fire”.

Fluffy Spy will extract herself, I have no doubt.

Also, welcome back, we missed you BJ.

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>>38048802
>Find Yukari and abscond.

>>38048802
>Find Yukari and abscond.

>>38048802
>>Stay and help put out the “fire”.
REJOICE, AS BLACKJACK HAS RETURNED.

...now time to get Maus to back on his ass.

>>38048908
Truly, the tonkfags are blessed this day.

>>38048952
Early MF is early


How goes our drawfaggings?

>>38048802
>>Find Yukari and abscond.
Time to de-ass the area!

>>38048988
got something for ACQ at least.

>>38048999
>Yayifications.gif

Also I hope Merc is still alive after Shipsluts ep 6.

>>38048802
>Find Yukari and abscond.
And here I thought GuPQ ded fo' reals.

>Other.
Weeelll... we could be technically helping Anzio if we personally "relocate" their tanks away from the "danger zone" if ya catch my drift?

>>38048802
>>Stay and help put out the “fire”.

Only three more hours until the next post!

>>38048802
>Stay and help put out the “fire”.

Go Go Oorai Rangers!

Also good to have you back BJ.

>>38049098
Gif in >>38048852 related

>>38049039
Such suffering
Much wow

>>38048802
>Stay and help put out the “fire”.

Yay! Blackjack's back! What happened to ya? We missed ya!

>>38049115

Holiday shopping season.

>>38048802
>Stay and help put out the “fire”.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/sreydt43f0yv4dt/Girls+Und+Panzer+Quest+Ebook.rar

Here's a thing is anyone wants a refresher.

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>>38049130
>Holiday shopping season

I may not be in the world of sales but I know how that feels...

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So, plans, ideas, upgrades, and field modifications, where to begin... anyone interested in rockets? Or should I just dump pics?

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>>38049265
>Modifications
Man I wish we could set up jumping treads for at least one light tank...

>>38049265
Rockets sounds good. I have need of them.

>>38049265
>Rockets
Where's the rockets/fuel gif when you need it...

>>38049299
Volleyball team practically does that already. A jumping Hetzer on the other hand...
>>38049323
Glad you agree. Electronically fired by the gunner, they can be used for smoke cover, indirect bombardment, direct fire on targets, or just harassment fire. I think we could wrangle the 4.5 M16 type.
>>38049376
Hold that thought...

Is this gonna be classic BJ where the posts are an hour apart?

>>38049376
But the Pershing didn't have an external fuel tank option, right?

>>38049403
>>38049265
>>38049323

Also....

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TIn95f1okw

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>>38049376
Ask and ye shall receive.
>>38049417
God, that brings back memories of Metal Slug at the Arcade.

>>38049415
Come on man, you know I'm speaking of adding a tank-mounted expy of the Ruhrstahl X-4, right?

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>>38049451
>TFW I'm playing Metal Slug XX right now

>>38048802
>[x] Find Yukari and abscond.

>>38049452
....[shoot your pistol to ceiling intensifies]

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>38049265
>anyone interested in rockets?
Always. In senshado context though, they'd be pretty much a one-off, so it depends on what effect you want to pull off, I guess?

At the very least, it's an option to be considered against Pravda. For Anzio, I feel that it's a lot of effort considering their strength relative to ours.

>>38049514
dat roll

have we used any smoke rounds in this quest? Has anyone yet?

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>>38049539
Who needs smoke rounds when you can have PAINT ROUNDS!!!

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1eFePf6mWM

Also posting image because reasons.

It would be a pretty easy matter to just find Yukari or, knowing Miho's loader, let her find you. A nice clean getaway before they'd even notice you were gone. “Dammit.” You say, as your conscience gets the better of you.

“We need to help.” You say, fully unfolding the handkerchief and wrapping it around your face- a skill you'd picked up fighting a few battles in California's Central Valley during a drought. “Practically our fault anyway...” You say, low enough that only Miho hears. “If we bail now...”

“It'll look like sabotage...” She says. “It would still be best if we got Yukari out of here...”

You look at her with a nod. “I'll go help- you get her out of here- maybe we can salvage a bit of honor out of this...”

With that, Miho ducks into the crowd, looking for her loader, leaving you to help.

>Find and escort girls from the smoke.
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
>Other.

>>38049555
>>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

>>38049555
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
Preferably with our shirt open for maximum manliness.

>>38048802
The fuck have you been, nigger?

>>38049555
>>Find and escort girls from the smoke.
>>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
I see no reason we can't do both

>>38049555
>Find and escort girls from the smoke.
Welp, time to go CSAR on this bitch!

[Request for immediate dust-off intensifies]

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>>38049514
For Anzio, it's true that it would be a bit iffy. the tankette swarm would just outmaneuver it.
>>38049539
We discussed getting something for the Type 89, but no.
>MFW FURY flashbacks.
>>38049555
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
>Find and escort girls from the smoke.
We're just that kind of guy. the kind who runs towards danger. Make sure we've got something wrapped around our mouth and nose. Let's minimize smoke inhalation, shall we?

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>>38049555
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

Big sexy firefighter time!

>>38049555
>>Find and escort girls from the smoke.

>>38049585
apparently, Retail.

>>38049555
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.
>Other.
Take shirt off and offer it as a breathing mask to the other girls. Manly fire fighting time.

>>38049555
45 minutes? You beat me, god dammit!

>Find and escort girls from the smoke.

>>38049555
>Find and escort girls from the smoke.
There's another purpose to this.
We can lead them away from Miho who's trying to find Fluffy. Less straying eyes that'll unravel her infiltration.

>>38049668
We could also achieve the same effect by shirtlessly extinguishing the flames. There's no way the Spaghettinas could resist ogling at our Manliness.

To split the discussion into combat and non-combat sections...

Military: Does using mounted machine-guns rather than shellfire against the Tankette rush still sound good to you all? I got Research for some field modifications I could post.

Civilian: I assume that our trip to the US later will have us walk out of L.A. International, so what do you all want to show Miho of the Sunshine State? As a son of a son of Orange county, raised in the cult of the Mouse, I say DisneyLand is mandatory.

>>38049732
It's enough to make them faint even!
Turns out it was due to smoke inhalation due to sticking around too much to ogle.

>>38049750
>Military
Nah, keep the MG for rangefinding. I figure between Hana and Sasaki, the team has some pretty decent marksmen with big guns.

>Civilian
San Diego beach, duh.

Either that or the observatory.

>>38049788
>Not mentioning Rose.

>>38049555
>Grab a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

>>38049817
>Calling the Ballistic Goddess "decent"

>>38049833
Point.

>>38049788
Well, I bring that up since in canon, the swarm is hard to hit, and when they do get hit, the crew just rights the vehicle and keeps going. MGs with smart bullets could be able to knock them out and be able to keep up with their maneuvering, depending on the operator.

If that still doesn't sound good, I'd just say we have everyone double-tap and confirm kills, with any judging issues brushed off with 'they righted the tank, how's that legal?' and 'we didn't see the white flag.'

>>38049906
>MGs with smart bullets
uhh???

>>38049906
>smart bullets
Are we talking EXACTO, or...?

Also, my point still stands. Miho needs to see Griffith Observatory.

>>38049906
>smart bullets
Unless they were around during WWII, I'm pretty sure the rules forbid them.

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>>38049919
>>38049951
>>38049934
>MFW mental image of GuP girls using Colonial Marine Smartguns.

I means the same tech in our shells that says whether or not the round would have penetrated for the purpose of determining KOs.

>>38049934
I'd down with that.

>>38049966
Ahh, point.

Though the chips in those bullets might count it as a bounce-off instead of a hit, so meh.

>>38049988
I guess I'm just trying to bend over backwards to try and get Erwin an MG to compensate for lack of a turret. although I wonder what Miho'd take it?

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>>38049988
Then use more. Light 'em up like its Christmas on the 4th of July.

'murica.

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>>38050023
>Giving the Hippo an MG
Nah, I figure Erwin would find that a waste. You know how her soulmate is.

>>38050057
Homuhomu pls. Needs more one shot, one kill.

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>>38050057
pic related

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>>38049555
>Find and escort girls from the smoke.

SMOKE IS NO MATCH FOR GUTS

AMERICA-KUN IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

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Don't mind me, just posting best side-character

>>38050103
That's the spirit! We'll bring belt-fed justice to that pastaboo swarm!

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>>38050089
one shot, one kill? Defensive ambushes? Rommel's defense of France?
>pic related.
>>38050162
That's not Nonna. Although Hunting panther is fav Panther
>>38050178
Thanks!

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>>38050178
>>38050057
Well if you're gonna go that route, you're gonna need a bigger gun.
>captcha is a bunch of pizza pics
WTF

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>>38050229
I heard you were talking about Nonna.

So I give you an ALEX!

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>>38050238
These enough big guns with enough dakka for ya'll?
>>38050264
aaaaand Saved.

>Giru panz quest is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88

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>>38050238
It's the only cute girls gif I have that involves the reckless expendature of ammo.

Also, adorable side characters.

Friendly reminder that Ribbon Warriors is gay as fuck, and hilarious.

>>38050289
You all mind if I dump a bit of something I threw together over 45mins when I saw BJ's twitter post? It's related.

>>38050297
>Posting pepperoni
I'd let her cater to my gastronomical needs, IYKWIM

>>38050324
If it's related, do you really need to ask?

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>>38050321
I haven't stopped reading that, or writing up a list of Tankathalon legal vehicles.
>Explain how Saunders got B-29s?

>>38050321
So true.
I'm still more interested in the Maginot side manga though.

>>38050324
di it fgt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-wS5xviDvs

Pershing march

Listen to an aria of the general’s voice
Hear how the V-8 motor growls in my chest
I have slept too long, I have been scarred by rust
But I finally get to behold morning light’s white frost

I carry on massive firepower, explosive arrows and lead.
I have seen many battles, I'm ready for a new war!
I bring a state of emergency, and establish the law of war,
an armored dawn approaches, IN THE FRONT I COME!

Pershing marschen goes, and death follows it.
In deep red tracks, Pershing rolls again
Fate shows itself in shrapnel, smoke and dust
Who can stop me, when Pershing marches forward

LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT
LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT (x2)

Panzarmarsch (x4)

Feel the ground rupture during camouflaged violence,
I'm here to earn my catering and my pay.
I leave tracks in the mud, out of viscera and blood
And you stand in front of me, your prognosis is not good

I have come to help you to brush off your grin
With 42-tonne American discipline
And if a Panzer shell beats my armor so I break in half
I become armor over my hardened grave!

Pershing marschen goes, and death follows it.
In deep red tracks, Pershing rolls again
Fate shows itself in shrapnel, smoke and dust
Who can stop me, when Pershing marches forward

Pershing marschen goes, and death follows it.
In deep red tracks, Pershing rolls again
Fate shows itself in shrapnel, smoke and dust
Who can stop me, when Pershing marches forward

Panzarmarsch (x4)

>Yes, I know it's not perfect. On the other hand, why is it only Sweden that's doing WWII songs/music?

>>38050321
>>38050360
>>38050371
Im still waiting on that eventual duel with that smug bitch from the Anzio match

And also lewds. Never enough ribbon warrior lewds
Like falling asleep in each others arms

http://youtu.be/x2YlbiyiuMc?list=PLGnGDsafeiIxwXW3f_dmyLAg0RFncVY5H

man it's been ages since I broke out my tonks playlist

>>38050360
I've been doing similar, with small details on each tank (crew size, weapons, armour, top speed, nationality, and weight)

Shall I post it for your convenience?

>>38050360
>Explain how Saunders got B-29s?
Because Saunders.

>>38050371
Side manga? please elaborate. >>38050414
>>38050414
Hey! I found that song recently, myself.

>>38050428

Because OMFG I JUST CAME.

>>38050438
Go back to writing.

>>38050436
>side manga

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/girls-und-panzer-gekitou-maginot-sen-desu-r14547

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>>38050360
Because Kasen.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>38050436
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/girls-und-panzer-gekitou-maginot-sen-desu-r14547

Set right after Ooarai's practice match with Darjeeling, but before the 1st tourney match methinks.

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>>38050427
Sure, I'm game. Mine's ostly trolling wikipedia for armored cars and tanks under 10(ish) tons.
>>38050438
1. You want a klenex box there BJ?
2. I just made the QM orgasm. How should I feel?
>>38050471
thanks anon!

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>>38050285
Not quite there yet.

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>>38050541
I raise you 40k Orks.

>>38050541
>>38050505
Scholar, I found these just for you...
>http://forum.evageeks.org/post/621524/Girls-und-Panzer/#621524

>>38050505
>2. I just made the QM orgasm. How should I feel?
Dirty.

>>38050505
>>38050427
>>38050360
So how long until we decide to take part in these illegal matches, and in what tank?

>>38050567
Your image does not meet the dakka tier of Heavy Arms Kai by a longshot.

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>>38050569
you know how to make a guy feel loved anon.
>>38050592
At some point, and give me a sec for some candidates.

>>38050592
I entertained thoughts of loaning another kind of Jap light tank to Saemonza and Oryou just so they can HONORABU duel chuuni ribbon-hime and her horse.

>>38050592
In an M1 Combat car of course.

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>>38050629
Eh, just helping out a fellow GuP-dam fan.

Looking around, you fail to immediately spot any fire extinguishers that haven't already been grabbed by Anzio students in an attempt to find and put out the fire. You won't be going after the flames directly, but there's still a steady stream of mechanics and tankers emerging from tanks engulfed in the bright orange smoke.

You duck inside, squinting as your eyes begin to water from the smoke- you recognize the smell, it isn't the oily smell of an engine fire, or the acrid smoke of chemicals. Its the sweet, bitter smoke of burning sugar, saltpeter and colorant- a homemade smokebomb that any pair of ten year olds with insufficient supervision and free access to a kitchen and the internet can make.

Yep. Definately Yukari. However, your thoughts are interrupted by a yell coming from the hull of a tankette- a caughing, choking yell that you immediately run to. “Here!” As the girl reaches the ground you untie your handkerchief and give it to her so she can get a freshish breath.

>”Is there anyone else?”
>Escort her to fresh air.
>”Did you see where the smoke is coming from?”
>Other.

>>38050678
>>”Is there anyone else?”
>>Escort her to fresh air.
Also
>State the nature of your medical emergency.

>>38050678
>Escort her to fresh air.
>”Is there anyone else?”
Ask while escorting.

>>38050678
>>”Is there anyone else?”

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>>38050631
I've been kicking around a few character ideas that might go with that. All involve characters with NG:E levels of mental stability, comedic or otherwise.
>>38050678
>”Is there anyone else?”
>Escort her to fresh air.
we are giving Fluffy a stern talking to after this. pic related

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>>38050678
>”Is there anyone else?”

if no, then

>”Did you see where the smoke is coming from?”

eliminate evidence. create plausible deniablity.

>>38050735
>stern talking to Yukari
>not including ruffling her hair

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Any of you guys know where I can get a direct dl for all the OVAs? My old link conked out on me and I can't get the seventh OVA.

>>38050678
>”Is there anyone else?”

>Its the sweet, bitter smoke of burning sugar...
Here's to hoping that none of the other Anzio students notice that particular bit in their panic, given that most of them have some culinary knowledge borne from learning from making mistakes in the kitchen.

>>38050763
Ruffling is for when she's been a good girl.
Good girls don't start fires.
Do the math.

>>38050767
Sorry, I just wait for virus-free sites to post them. I don't pirate stuff.Unless its FURY. WHY IS IT NOT ON DVD/NETFLIX?

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>>38050505
>Mine's ostly trolling wikipedia for armored cars and tanks under 10(ish) tons.

That's what I did, too.

>>38050592
Soon, and the Hungarian 38m Toldi. Like Oorai, its not affiliated with the big nations.

>>38050849
>Mk VI
Somehow I want the Leopons to drive a late-war variant of that bitch.

>>38050678
>"Is there anyone else"
>"Do you see where the smoke is coming from"


Well hey its back!

OK, guy wanted to know what Russells and co. woudl take to Tankathalon? Here's a quick 5 American list

M22 Locust jacked GIFTED by Saunders
M15 CGMC
M3 GMC
T48 57mm GMC, because biggest gun.
>>38050849
I notice a distinct lack of Bren/Universal carrier on that list. you can stick just about any weapon on the thing: MGs, AT rifles, Anti-tank guns, even bloody Rockets!
My 'work' was mostly how to flesh the 'system' out. I mean, if it's unoffical, who's checking the weight? Why not just text someone 'hey, You got a Greyhound, I've got a 234, wanna go a round'? Of course, this is with the consent of both parties

>>38050767
>My old link conked out on me
Was it the /ak/ wiki? Seems fine on my end.

http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer

>>38050994
Nah, it was something else entirely.

Thanks for the link anyway. This subbed by commies or what?

>>38050849
Hungary went with Germany if I remember correctly. Why not the Romanian TD's?

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>>38050984
I was focusing on senshado legal tanks (well, legal-ish). My headcannon is that Tankathelon is mostly practiced with vehicals that could be used in Senshado, but would get squashed. Rather than trash them, Tankathelon came into existence to make use of those surplus tanks.

A bit like getting together with friends on WoT to have a teir 1-2 match for lulz.

>>38051094
Those are in the posted list here >>38050849

I have no objection to the Romanians (Hell, I work with a guy from Romania), but I can pronounce Toldi.

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Reminder for our eventual end-game tank.

>>38051212
funny, on ACQ someone talks about end-game purchase.....

My only regret is Isherman is not Senshado legal.

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>>38050162
Did someone say best girl?

The age old question: would you help her fix her tracks?

add one ball of tin foil for a lightning gun?

>>38050984
Hellcat of course.

>>38051101
I do see where you're coming from. My approach was to expand the criteria of 'stuff that senshado doesn't work with' to halftracks and armored cars. They need love too. They played an important roll during the war, don't they get their fun with little high school girls?
An example: A kid in Germany finds in a barn, a 251 and a Pak 40. He fixes it up with his siblings and wants to use it. Tanking as it stands an't gonna let him in, so he's going to find a place that will.
>>38051137
That's fair. I'm a bit biased towards TD's and big guns.
>>38051212
That reminds my of that T-60 Katyusha variant.
>>38051272
Anyday. Just after the match is over.

>>38051272
Of course, as would any civilized gentleman.

And GuPQ is not the call of nature.

>>38051272
But that's not Akebi you silly boy.

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>>38051272
man all these old pictures I haven't used in ages

>>38051286
17.7 tons. Need a story reason for that to fly, and an opponent to accept that match.

>>38051272
All day errday bruh.

>>38051319
Ah. Wasn't sure exactly what you were looking for. All I saw was "Tankathalon"

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>>38051288
Armoured cars, zooming around a battlefield. I can see an auto racing club going very strange with that.

Nishizumi Hood being the standard battle tactic.

>>38051316
Sherman-chan is an M, confirmed.

>>38051348
just FYI, the rules of Tankathelon.

1) all tanks must be under 10 tons
2) opponents must agree to a match
3) don't tell the ITL about this, they might get grumpy.
4) that concludes the rules.

>>38051396
Don't forget rules 5 and six.

>5. You do not talk about Fig--Tankathlon.
>6. There is no Rule Six.

>>38051354
Think every Popular car racing movie, but with WWII light and recon vehicles, and plenty of ammo.

Suddenly Mario cart seems tame and reasonable.

>>38051396
now my thing is: Who's enforcing those rules? Is it a clandestine version of ITL, or just grassroots/Social media/mutual consent? there be story lines in that path.
>>38051434
see?

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>>38051316

>>38051434
>"If it's your first Tankathlon... you have to tank."

>>38051448
Somewhere, on Saunders, they're filming a Dukes of Hazard knock-off.

With armoured cars.

>>38051481
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>38051481
I need this in my life.

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>>38051481
Eh, needs more overlords.

>>38051478
>>38051448
So does that mean, ribbon-hime is Brad Pitt?

>>38051481
Why wait for that? We can pull off a scene from "The Italian Job" right here on this boat, right now!

That is to say, it'll probably take 5 or so threads in BJ time.

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>>38051481
and they all have played way too much Mario Kart.
>>38051522
Given how big a fan I am of Fury, I do see the parallels.
also, I raise you a Maus. They're in War Thunder now.

>>38051604
Well, that and fight club Scholar.

>>38051604
>and they all have played way too much Mario Kart.

And watched too much Initial D?

BLACKJACK IS BACK HOLY SHIT! On the holiday sales season, as a walmart worker I can agree that it is hell.
>>38050678
>”Is there anyone else?”
>Escort her to fresh air.

>>38051604
I weep for German gunner on that movie though.
RNG fucked them really bad.

>>38051725
Heck yes. that, and the whole 'this is war, not some game',
>>38051753
Hey, he got some pretty good shots and kills. Ain't his fault the loader picked up an HE shell rather than an AP, and couldn't get another round loaded before Fury killed 'em. Probably a stock crew, no skills.

>>38051795
If I recall correctly the cannons had rings near the muzzle, each ring is one AT kill.

>>38051795
The Tiger gunner is excusable, they shooting while driving.

I mean those PAK gunners.
Especially on that town square.

>>38051818
It could have been just a tank from earlier in the war, retired for training new crews, and the SS just stuck some kids in it and told them to go kill any american tanks they saw.
>>38051828
Bible was just faster on the trigger. That and cold-bore shot.

As she breaths through the handkerchief, you lead the girl- maybe a year or two younger than you- towards the hanger doors, which some enterprising senshadoken have begun opening to let out the smoke. As she makes it out into fresh air, she takes a few caughing breaths. “T-thank you!”

You nod as she hands back your hankie. “Is there anyone left in there?”

She isn't quite able to respond, but she nods and points back into the hanger. You take that to be a yes, so you tie your handkerchief back around your face and dive back into the slowly thinning smoke. You're wondering just how long the smokebomb will burn- but that depends on how big Yukari made it- you and Patrick had made a huge one that had burned for nearly half an hour.

>Keep looking for people.
>We need to find the smoke bomb and get it outside to burn off.
>We've done enough- find Miho and Yukari and let Anzio clean up.
>Other.

>>38051828
Fury is, in my opinion, an okay action movie. But if you're looking for something historically accurate best to move on. The climax with the confrontation with an SS Panzergrenadier battalion was pretty meh.

>>38051862
True but I was talking about the PAK crews not the early war Tiger I from Bovington Tank Museum.

>>38051913
>Keep looking for people.

>We need to find the smoke bomb and get it outside to burn off.

Gotta get rid of the problem

>>38051913
>Keep looking for people.

>>38051913
>>We've done enough- find Miho and Yukari and let Anzio clean up.

>>38051922
>an okay action movie. But if you're looking for something historically accurate best to move on
Precisely, though i gonna rate higher for tank scenes.
Last part is not that unbelievable, just kinda meh in tension.

>>38051913
>Keep looking for people.
So that others may l-
Wait.
We're not Pierce.
Eh, keep looking for people anyway.

>>38051913
>>Keep looking for people.

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>>38051913
>We need to find the smoke bomb and get it outside to burn off.

but look around for anyone. Call out for anyone who can't see.

DO NOT shout Yukari's name.

>>38051913
>Keep looking for people.
We don't have anything to protect our hands, if we found it it might burn us.
>>38051953
Agreed. An actual mechanized assault, that was sweet. I enjoyed the characters the best, surprisingly. True, they're nothing too original, but what is done with them? It's like of the the late 40's-early 50's WWII movies, but with all the patriotism replaced with, well, actual War and what war does to a man.

>>38051953
I found it hard to believe that the battalion kept throwing themselves at one IMMOBILE tank, they only had one box of panzerfausts and no Raketenpanzerbusches (Panzerschrecks) with them. They had so many options, heck they could have just went around.

>>38052038
>SS
>Rational
Fanatics, my friend. Fanatics.

>>38052038
They actually had more than one box. Remember that they were carrying them over their shoulders while marching.

>>38051913
>Keep looking for people.
We'd have a hard time talking our way out of the situation if we're caught red handed with incriminating evidence.

>>38052032
Look up Generation War on netflix, it's pretty good but it like all series has its faults.
Additionally a movie about the 1st Leibstandarte is in production right now, it going to be called "My Honor Was Loyalty".

Though hands down I firmly believe the best WW2 movie, series, etc. is Band of Brothers

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>>38051456
she's a good girl, she's just misunderstood

>>38052038
They are SS, i won't rule out fanaticism.
But on that panzerfaust.... yeah, bad continuity.

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>>38052125
I've heard good things about Generation War.
That Leibstandarte movie I'll look up.
Band of Brothers: I enjoy watching.
The Pacific: I prefer, but I do not 'enjoy' it in the slightest.
>>38052167
yep. We just need to show her how strong Miho and Russells really are.

>>38052199
>bad continuity
>teleporting Tiger turret
Yeah, the positioning of the Tiger and Fury during the duel could have been tweaked to be slightly clearer. perhaps a few more overhead shots to establish the motions.

>>38052199
>>38052211
Yeah, I wouldn't rule it out either. Either of you two heard of the 33rd Waffen-Grenadier-der-SS Division?

>>38052254
>googles
>last unit to surrender during the battle of Berlin
>defended the Fuhrer Bunker.
yep. that's SS for you. Fury does blend much of actual WWII events into its story.

>>38052308
Yeah, and the kicker?

They were French volunteers.

>>38052332
All foreign volunteers (to my knowledge) for the Reich were sent to the SS.

Am I alone in wanting Miho and Russells to watch Fury while stateside?

>>38052368
Not at first, Himmler kept whining and eventually all foreign volunteers fell under SS command. But several units were Wehrmacht Heer. The only one I can remember off of the top of my head is the Blue Division (Spanish volunteers).
And no you aren't alone in that want.

>>38052368
Sounds like a plan.
>Miho and Russells eventually argue about the merits of mixed experience crews

>>38052368
All, but the Spanish. The Blue Division wasn't SS.

>>38052254
Ever heard of the Battle for Castle Itter?

>American troops and 1 tank, along with Wehrmact soldiers, and Austrian resistance fighters free French Prisoners who later fight a small force of SS.

>>38052368
It's not going to be out for a while stateside in the gupverse, Frozen is still in theaters.

>>38052506
Yeah, the attacking force was from the 17th Waffen-SS Panzergrenadier Division Götz von Berlichingen

For any reader that doesn't know Waffen-SS Divisions were sometimes given additional titles.

>>38052408
>>38052429
Historical correction noted.
>>38052408
Just thought of something: Bring Grandpa. Korea had some shit going on there.
>>38052423
I'm more thinking Miho's internal debate on Wardaddy's actions on the SS and Norman. EX: The guy who hanged the kids getting drilled. Miho's going to have some complicated feelings on that.
Honestly, I can't think of a bigger wedge to drive between Miho and her family that to have Miho associate them with a a group and ideology that was willing to kill their own rather than surrender in the face of total defeat. The whole 'so what if children die if it means victory' mentality of Shiho now gets linked to the SS. Let's see Maho try and explain that to her lil sister.
>>38052566
I thought that was in Japan, Frozen had been out for a while Stateside.

>>38052506
>>38052584
This is why I think history is more exciting than fiction. That sounds like the plot/premise of an amazing movie/game!

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>>38052598
This breaks the Miho.

Time to bring out the emergency hugs and headpats.

>>38052623
Lemme point you a candidate for a comedy movie....
http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html

>>38052623
Yeah, I once heard or read, don't remember which, "People like fiction because it makes some semblance of sense, reality often does not."

Read the book A Higher Calling, it is pretty good, its about the Franz Stigler and Charlie Brown Incident.

>>38052661
Ah the Willie D, a ship that pumped Luck to max Endurance for her crew.

>>38052661
Ah. Poor ol' Willie D, the laughingstock of the US Navy.


Man, I gotta catch up to Deme's shipsluts quest.

>>38052661
Ah yes...poor Willie D.....

>>38052690
>>38052695
>>38052699
And to think one of her sister has stopped Kurita's fleet on Samar... life is strange.

>>38052598
I meant in theaters, frozen is from early (iirc) 2013, Fury is from 2014

>>38052722
What strange pranks Fate plays!

Also, if you have a skipper who doesn't care even if his clothes are blown off in action, you got a good ship goin'.

>>38052646
I think Miho'll make it through. handholding, Hugs, and stroking of hair, plus gruff input from Gramps should keep her from flatlining.
Fury isn't a movie you watch for 'fun'. It's time and money well spent, but I still don't feel quite right, particularly the final battle.
>>38052661
I've got that article printed out and FRAMED.
>>38052672
case in point, >>38052690, >>38052695, >>38052699. When I read Planefag's rendition of KanColle, I thought that he was exaggerating... then I reread the article.
>>38052731
Ah well, guess it'll be up to BlackJack if Fury's doable or not then.

>>38052722
You mean the Sammie B right?
Can't wait for Fap Angel to bring her up Shipsluts Quest.

>>38052768
>Ah well, guess it'll be up to BlackJack if Fury's doable or not then.
Make it they got leaked footage from Saunders who in this verse provide some of the Shermans.

>>38052774
>Sammie B in Shipsluts quest

If she isn't a dual gun-totting, hot-blooded, cigar chomping kanmosou I'll call bullshit.

>>38052814
After watching it the first time, I did want to do a tank-spective where Fury is one of Saunder's Easy 8's. Now there's a complicated personality and situation I'd love to explore. If I had the writing ability

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>>38052167
I don't even know if this girl is named but she's in Kuro

>>38052909
I think that's the commander of the Pz. III crew Miho saved with her hair down.

>>38052909
The Panther tank commander?

>>38052948
>>38052932
Danbooru says she's the commander of the tank that kicks her driver http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1819466

You dive back into the smoke- as the hanger doors are open its starting to thin out, but your eyes still sting and, even with the cloth over your mouth, your lungs still itch and burn with the smoke. You cough a bit, trying to clear your lungs. “Anyone around? Anybody need help?” You call, hoping its heard over the commotion and fire alarms.

“O-over here!” You hear a voice call. A familiar voice.

You make your way towards the voice, hushing yourself as Yukari resolves through the smoke. “Yukari? What are you doing?!” You know exactly what she's doing, but you can't think of anything else that wouldn't hurt her feelings.

>”You need to get out of here before they find you!”
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!
>Other.

>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”

>>38052990
>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!
Turn the saboteur into a medevac trooper!

>>38052980
That would make her one of the Tiger II's then.
>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!
clean up the mess you made young fluffy.

>>38052990
>>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
>>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!

>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
Welp, the jig is up. Clean up the mess and get outta here.

>>38052980
>commander of the tank that kicks her driver
Then yes it was a Panther commander.
http://bato.to/read/_/216449/girls-und-panzer-motto-love-love-sakusen-desu_ch9_by_ak-scanlations/5

>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”

>>38053049
AH. looks like I'm 0 for 2.

>>38052980
well she's pretty damn cute

>>38052990
>"You are going to be sucking my dick *so much* to make up for this, Yukari."

>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!

>>38053144
What about Miho though?

>>38053186
http://pastebin.com/rvqrEXvA

one day I'll finish this. tonight maybe

>>38053186
Hers too.

>>38053213
phrasing.
>>38053206
Still love that. Why don't you write full time again?

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>>38052990
>>38052990
I vote for these things >>38053029 except with more lying about what she's doing here.

inb4 Anzio somehow thinks we're dating both Yukari and Miho.

>>38053240
reasons and stuff

>>38053324
>Carpaccio starts taking notes for when she eventually asks Caesar and Anchovy out

>>38053324
too late me thinks

>>38053324
You people want to make Yukari's fantasies, as articulated by Sentinel, come true don't you? and I like that idea very much. just make sure Miho's ok with it, cool?
>>38053339
understandable.

>>38053324
They're pseudo-Italians, so they'd probably think it's normal.

>>38053403
Fair point.

>>38053403
>>38053375
>>38053366
>>38053324
It's not Anzio we need to worry about.

It's Saori!

>>38053403
Of course, the downside we some of the girls might begin approaching us....

>>38053443
>Saori taking notes on how to "outflank, outmaneuver, and penetrate your man" and "how to jumpstart a senshado harem in three easy steps"

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>>38053443

Maho would murder us.

Which would be a blessing compared to what Shiho would do.

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>>38053403
HA! I'm studying Renaissance Florence, and have read Giovanni and Lusanna. You are SO right.
>>38053443
>>38053469
*snrk*
>>38053470
I'm torn. Do I want to see that scene or not? I've watch too much Tsun-Tsun comedy lately.

>>38053470
>Which would be a blessing compared to what Shiho would do.
Tying Russel up for BF ubermesch project?

>>38053532
Or making him the new head of household, and requiring that he provide a heir for the family, immediately.

>>38053532
>HAHA! Shiho Nishizumi ties up young male senshado commanders for money!

>>38053532

I'm thinking a new leather jacket designed by Gein

>>38053618

"On one hand its very stylish, on the other hand I don't think my gunner and loader would approve..."

>>38052990
>”Where's the smoke bomb?”
>”Help me find people!” She can still redeem herself!
hope it's not too late to vote.

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>>38053618
>googles 'Gein'
>>38053651
0.0

>>38053655
Only if its a Write in, and better than everything else so people change votes, then BJ has to re-write everything.

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>>38052909
You'd a Yukari, right?

>>38053788
who wouldn't a Yukari?

>>38053788
yeah. Best friend anyone could ask for. GF... maybe, probably.

>>38053826
you realise you just said you'd friend with benefits Yukari, right?

“Russells!” She says- as she draws closer you see she's tide her own dainty white handkerchief around her face. “You're okay! I saw them capture you and-” She starts in a hushed down.

“We weren't captured!” You say, impatiently. “We were just talking with her...” You rub the bridge of your nose. “Did you do this?” You ask.

Yukari nods. “We needed a distraction to escape.”

“No we didn't.” You say. “We didn't need an escape...” You sigh. “Alright- we can fix this. Where's the smokebomb.”

Yukari seems to finally be getting the idea. “Oh... Its under the P.40.” She says, looking down and kicking her foot against the ground. “Oh jeez, I'm sorry Russells- I saw them grab you and Miho and thought-”

>”Don't worry- nobody's been hurt.”
>”We need to get you out of here...”
>”We need to get the smokebomb out of here...”
>Other.

>>38053837
>"We are getting the smokebomb out, then you are apologizing to Anchovy"

>>38053837
>”We need to get the smokebomb out of here...”
"You sneak out another way."

>>38053837
>>”Don't worry- nobody's been hurt.”
>>”We need to get the smokebomb out of here...”

>>38053837
seconding >>38053852
>>38053832
I wouldn't cheat on anyone with anyone, if that's what you're implying.

>>38053837
>Other.
"I told Miho to go find you, but since I got to you first, then we should just go meet up with her."

>”We need to get the smokebomb out of here...”
Still need to take the smokebomb out either way.

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>>38053837

this here >>38053868 is the path of wisdom.

>>38053868
this

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>>38053788
It's not even a question.

>>38053837
>”Don't worry- nobody's been hurt.”
>”We need to get the smokebomb out of here...”

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>>38053788
tfw you'll never make sweet love with Yukari in a tent in the wilderness

ooh there's an idea for lewds

>>38053954
Bah, tents!
I'd a Yukari in a snow shelter she dug herself!

>>38053954
You mean under a tent made of Zeltbahns?

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>>38053970

>>38053954
>>38053970
>>38053981
plebs. Not giving her a roll in the tank. Even Fury got that part right!
>>38053994
Ok, snow sex to keep warm I can get behind.

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>>38054016
>>38053994
I'd a Yukari and Erwin that is I'd spend the entire day with them talking about armor concepts and history

>>38054044
You too? I'd treat them to some fun times down at the firing range myself

>>38054088
Now that you think about it, what would Erwin like for small arms?


I'd wager she'd prefer a good old Kar-98k.

>>38054088
Now yer talkin'

>>38054114
I think she'd be more of a StG 44 gal

>>38054114
Just don't suggest Luger, i think.

>>38054114
MG34? StuG pintel and all that.
>>38054123
that too is valid.

>>38054131
Walther P38 then?

>>38054149
Mauser C96?
Now that I think about it, Erwin would be the girl to have a Texan-level stockpile of weapons in that house of History club's. Here's another good date: Re-enactments.

>>38054123
>>38054131
>>38054147
Yukari, in the meantime, would go loca with the FG, Type 99, or Bren.

>>38054188
Actually, Civil War Reenactments are good places to meet people. I've been both sides during the events.

>>38054205
Yeah, Yukari does seem like the over-prepared-for-anything type. the FG 42 sounds right, with enough attachments to make /k/ blush.

>>38054241
Spike bayonet, ZF-4 Optic, bipod, built in compensator. Yeah its a neat rifle.

>>38054268
and it's got an easy conversion to semi or full auto through the bolt. now if only the magazine didn't stick out to the left side...

>>38054295
On semi it fires from a closed bolt, on auto it fires from an open one, just like the Johnson M1941 LMG used by the 1st Special Service Force. Funny enough both weapons are side fed with a magazine.

>>38054326
Convergent research. Great Minds think alike and all that.

>>38054345
Yep, you certainly live up to you name Scholar.

>>38054326
Maybe because back then, magazine spring is not that strong? Especially with 30+ rounds?

Or maybe leftover from belt-fed MG design which feed from side?

Dunno.
Maybe someone more knowledgeable could correct me?

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>>38054357
Oh stop it, you flatterer.
>>38054371
side fed mag left the center of gravity off-set, bad for a precision weapon, and it stuck out far enough that it would dig into the soldier who was trying to carry it close to his chest. no idea why it was made that way.

>>38054371
Also, it only took 10 or 20 round mags. I'd say your 'side fed LMG' theory is the most plausible, given 'universal weapon' design specifications.

>>38054371
Neither, both weapons were designed to fulfill niche roles.

The FG42 was envisioned as the Fallschirmjaegers standard rifle that he could use and jump with, the german parachuting method prevented large scattering of troops but the troopers could steer, no risers. Additionally their system meant the trooper had to jump only armed with a pistol, a knife, and maybe a MP40 or MP38, and a few grenades. The FG was designed to rectify this but by the time it was produced Hitler was convinced that the day of Paratroops had passed due to mass casualties at Crete.

The Johnson M1941 LMG if I recall correctly was designed to fulfill the same role as the BAR but the US Army was satisfied with their BARs and the USMC considered it but in the end denied it. It was only bought in quantity by the Dutch for the East Indies. But the deliveries weren't made in time and the US Army bought them and gave them to the Rangers and 1st SSF.

>>38054459
whoops that should read "... troopers couldn't steer, no risers."

>>38054471
yeah. The German parachutes were the older types, copied from Soviet designs if I remember correctly: You were floating face down, ass up. Not exactly conducive to carrying heavy weapons.

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>>38053954
would you fuck the smug right out of her?

>>38054552
gaijin smash.

>>38054552
nah. I'd pull a Patrick; If you can't beat em, join em and troll everyone else.

>>38054552
FUCKYEAH!!!

>>38054570
peorth go back to pooping

>>38054578
go run evaquest.

>>38054552
That's a lot of smug, there's no way....

>>38054570
Or perhaps I'm incorrect

>>38054540
I think they were a modification, the original soviet system had dudes climbing out of a Tupolev walking to the wingtip and jumping off.

I'm surprised no one brought up hatefuck until now.

Also Anzu a simple and misunderstood girl

>>38054597
>>38054578
Go poop on Asuka

>>38054615
No, pooping on someone is disgusting.

>>38054634
It's erotic

>>38054645
It's unhygienic.

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>>38054609
yeah. The Germans at least had aircraft made for them to jump out of like (semi)sane people. On the other hand, the Soviets were essentially inventing a whole new kind of warfare from scratch, so some crudeness is expected. Plus, you can make so many jokes from the image.
>>38054645
not to everyone anon.

>>38054612
Yukari needs a punishmentfuck.

Russ and Miho can spitroast her.

>>38054612
I completely understand her now, after having a taste of sweet potato chips.

I keep craving for that stuff now.

>>38054676
Does that mean Miho has a strap-on?

>>38054694
Yes. She can take the backdoor.

>>38054707
That's not how spitroasting works, anon.

>>38054723
One in the butt, one down the throat.

Don't want to ruin her purity just yet.

>>38054670
I don't remember where but I had read an article that stated that the US was planning a parachute drop behind the Imperial German Army in WW1, the plan was to kickoff in 1919 but the war ended and the plan was scrapped.

>>38054723
Besides, it's more likely Russels would end up between Yukari and Miho's strapon.

>>38054670
If you like the Fallschirmjager I think you'll like this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_von_Bl%C3%BCcher

>>38054757
Thanks. Reminds me of the Sullivan brothers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_brothers

>>38054812
Which one?

All Five

That's why family members are not permitted to serve in the same unit in the US military iirc.

You look around for Miho, or anyone really, before sighing to yourself, eliciting a short cough from inhaling a bit of the sugar-smoke. “Alright, first things first- we need to get rid of that smoke bomb.” You say, eliciting a nod from Yukari. “Then, we're gonna find Miho and we're going to apologize...”

Yukari's face falls with that- but she looks up and nods, determined. “Alright- its over here!”

You move slowly through the smoke, keeping an eye out for any straggling Anzio students. Eventually you make it to a medium tank- it seems similar in size to Miho's Panzer IV. As you stare up at it, Yukari explains to you helpfully. “P.40- heaviest tank produced by Italy during the war...” She says, excited. “They called it a heavy tank- though its lighter than a Sherman!”

“Great- where's the smoke coming from?” You ask, but she's already ducked down under the rear of the hull. A second later she slides out the largest smokebomb you've ever seen- it looks like she made it in a sheetcake tray! Its barely half-burned, too.

>Just get it outside.
>Try to extinguish it.
>Other.

>>38054854
>>Just get it outside.