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Woo! Finally not coming in late!

REMEMBER
NO TIMESKIPS

ALSO LET'S WORK ON A DAMN TECHNIQUE FOR ONCE

You lift into the air, hovering over to Videl and landing in front of her, ignoring the gasps and shocked looks from people in the crowd.

"You fought really well," you tell her. "You're a lot stronger than most of the people here. If you ever want a rematch, I'm up for it any time."

She drops her look of shock, and lets a smile work its way onto her face. "Alright, but next time you're going down!"

You chuckle. "You remind me of my one friend, I think you and her would get along."

"Maybe, but I bet she's not as tough as me," Videl says confidently.

You decide not to burst her bubble on that one, and instead look to her father.

"Okay, there needs to be a Jr. World Martial Arts Tournament, because that fight was awesome!" you tell him.

You hear some whispers of agreement in the crowd, and Mr. Satan nods.

"I like it! A chance to see some of the great future warriors before they make their appearance in the World Martial Arts Tournament!" he says. "Not bad, kid."

You look back to Videl. "By the way, I'm Kaguya."

She raises an eyebrow. "Isn't that a girl's name?"

You should have seen that coming.

>A. Tell her it's not

>B. Ask if anyone else wants to challenge you

>C. Ask Mr. Satan what else there is to do here

>D. Go home

>E. Go to the Lookout

>F. Something else

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's not

>>37959632
>F. Something else
"Long story about my name, that I don't want to get into detail right now"

>>37959632
>>A. Tell her it's not
>F. Something else
Ask if she wants to learn how to fly.

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's no
>E. Go to the Lookout

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's not
>B. Ask if anyone else wants to challenge you

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's not
>>37959668
Is also good

>>37959632
>>A. Tell her it's not
>B. Ask if anyone else wants to challenge you
>C. Ask Mr. Satan what else there is to do here
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>>37959677
Haven't we done enough to Gohan!?

>>37959632
>>A. Tell her it's no
>>E. Go to the Lookout

>>37959632
A. Tell her it's not.
F. Teach her to fly.

If Mr. Satan objects to the latter, say that it makes it easier and safer for Videl to come play with us and our friends

>>37959726
If anything we might be saving her from getting a beating from Spopovich later on.

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's not
>F. Something else
Teach Satan and Videl how to fly. It only took like one afternoon and we are here anyways.

>>37959632
>A. Tell her it's not.
"You know the last person who asked me that now literally hasn't been born because of me."

>>37959779
That isn't true at all. We haven't done anything to prevent Trunks birth.

>>37959810
I think we kinda did, even if it was just accidentally by existing.

>>37959877
No trunks is a thing in our future. The only way we could really prevent it would be to kill vegeta and make sure he isn't brought back before he would have fathered trunks.

>>37959930
Is he? THe Trunks we know is from canon and I believe the QM said canon is out the window already.

>>37959965
DRALO said that in the alt-future that we played Gohan gives Trunks our sword.

>>37959986
Yeah, but by its very definition of an alt-future, its non-canon

>>37959986

I wonder if the Trunks we know is the Trunks from the alt-future that we played? He seemed really confused as all hell to see the battle unfolding the way it did. Seemed to be closer to the Trunks that traveled back in time in the canon DBZ verse.

>>37960044
DRALO has said he is the one from canon.

>>37959986
The alt-future we played is not the alt-future this Trunks is from. He's from a cannon or near cannon one.

>>37960067
Considering we died, I hope its only near canon

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>>37960067
Yes, but we have as of yet not done anything to stop that Trunks from being born. Since he was born in a future where we existed, then us simply existing does not mean that he cannot be born as this anon says: .>>37959877


>>37960044
It definitely was canon DBZ verse Trunks. HQ Future Trunks probably took a wrong turn or something.

>>37960084
We never EXISTED in that Trunk's timeline. We're a wild card to him.

>>37960067
> cannon

>>37960084
It WAS canon.

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>>37959712
"No, it's not," you tell her.

"I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name," she replies.

"It is!" someone from the crowd shouts.

You glance in their direction, and whoever it was that just shouted has the good sense not to comment further.

"So, Videl, want to learn how to fly?" you ask.

"Wait, you can teach me to fly?" she asks in return.

"Absolutely not!" Mr. Satan roars. "I already told you, kid, we don't do that kind of stuff here!"

"Well, Videl being able to fly makes it easier and safer for her to come play with me and my friends," you tell him.

"And who says she'll be doing that?" Hercule asks in return. "The answer is no! No flying here! I told you that already!"

You turn away from him. "Anybody else want to face me?"

"Well, I must admit, you're an interesting fighter," a new voice comments.

Looking in the direction it came from, you see a man with long blonde hair approaching, carrying a bouquet of roses for some reason.

"Not many people here could beat Videl, and even fewer would have the energy to keep fighting afterwards," he says. "So, I suppose it's time we find out if you're really as good as you act, or if you're just an arrogant kid."

The crowd stares at this newcomer in surprise, leading you to believe that this guy is pretty important here.

>A. Ask who he is

>B. Get back in the ring

>C. Say you'll fight him

>D. Something else

>>37960268
>A. Ask who he is
>B. Get back in the ring
>C. Say you'll fight him

>>37960268
>A. Ask who he is
>>B. Get back in the ring
Time to kick ass again

>>37960268
>>A. Ask who he is
>>B. Get back in the ring
>>C. Say you'll fight him

>>37960268
>A. Ask who he is
>C. Say you'll fight him
>B. Get back in the ring

>>37960268
>>B. Get back in the ring
>A. Ask who he is
>C. Say you'll fight him

>>37960268
>>A. Ask who he is
>B. Get back in the ring
>C. Say you'll fight him

>>37960268
>A
>B
>C
Any idea who this is?

So does anyone besides me want to call out satan on his unwillingness to actually learn how to fly and shoot energy? What does he think that it doesn't take effort to learn to do so.

>>37960350
When we can talk to him one on one sure

>>37960350

We should talk to him about it in private once he warms up to us.

He probably doesn't like Ki/flying because he was severely injured in a fight with Mercenary Tao, who also killed his master in the same fight. Mercenary Tao is the brother of the Crane School, which is one of the only known Earth Martial Arts schools to have unlocked the secret of flying via Ki.

>>37960350
We are not pulling what we did to Gohan with him anon, if read the last thread it's because Mercenary Tao killed his master and seriously injured Hercule.

>>37960350
Calling him out now won't change his mind or anyone else's, and is pointlessly antagonistic. Instead, invite the people here to come learn how to energy on their own time.

>>37960392

Bleh, I meant that Mercenary Tao is the brother of the Crane School's master. Crane School techniques include flying and Dodon Ray.

>>37960268
A, B, C, and apologize to Mr. Satan.

Get back into being a good boy.

DODON RAY STUDENTS INDISCRIMINATELY
TRAUMATIZE HERCULE FURTHER
WE A BAD BOY NOW

>>37960547
Please leave.

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"Who are you?" you ask as you hop back into the ring.

"I am Caroni, Mr. Satan's number one student!" the man declares, leaping into the air, throwing the roses, and chopping them to pieces.

"Well, I'll fight you," you tell him.

"Hmm, brave or stupid? Let's find out," he says, chuckling. "I can beat you with a single attack, my friend!"

"Is Caroni going to use....?" you hear someone in the crowd asks.

"He can't use it on him, he's just a kid!" someone protests.

"Maybe the kid can take it," someone else says.

"Nah, he's tough, but this is Caroni, poor little guy doesn't have a chance!" someone else replies.

Mr. Satan watches his pupil nervously while Videl stares up, watching intently.

"That's right, one attack! But, as this is the first chance we've had to fight or what not, I'll be gentle," he promises. "Now, get ready for my Beautiful Flying Rose Attack!"

The man leaps high into the air, impressive for someone who doesn't seem to understand how to use energy. You assume he'll make his attack while descending.

>A. Dodge his attack

>B. Block his attack

>C. Power back up to normal strength and use your energy to knock him from the ring

>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down

>E. Something else

>>37960268
>long blonde hair
>A. Ask who he is
"Are you a super saiyan too? Man, Vegeta's gonna be mad."

>>37960562
>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down

>>37960562
>>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down

>>37960350
Kind of, but in an eight year old way, doing it because it doesn't make sense to us (since we don't know his past IC) and we're still a bit too young to understand tact.

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>>37960431
I hope if we go to the otherworld, we can meet Master Mutatio.

>>37960562
>E. Shoryuken!
He wants to attack from above, let's show him why that's a bad idea.

>>37960562
>E. Power up and take the attack.

>>37960562
>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down
Lets do it gently, don't want anyone getting hurt more than they need to

>>37960562
>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down

>>37960562
>>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down

>>37960562
E. SHORYUKEN!

>>37960562
D via Shoryuken sounds good. Make a comment about leaving himself open to attack.

>>37960562
>>D. Power back up to normal strength and knock him from the ring as he comes back down
And low and behold that when he mentions the only reason why videl matched him was that he reduced his strength until he was the same level as her's.

Maybe we should have blocked his attack, would have been interesting seeing their reactions.

>>37960562
>E: Power up and block the attack
Then
>D
Mr Satan's a lost cause. But we might be able to inspire some of his students.

>>37960350
To be fair for us and our friends it didn't.

>>37960696

Remember, we went here not only with the intent of scoping out potential superhumans, but also to see if Mr. Satan has any worthwhile martial arts techniques or wisdom to impart. He's a blowhard and has a huge ego, but he is legitimately strong for a regular dude and may have some insights that we can use.

>>37960689
Bad idea, I stand by my idea of going to Goku route and saying he left an opening that just screamed attack me.

>>37960700
Teenage Videl learned to fly minutes after she learned what energy is.

>>37960733
Second, lets mimic what Goku did as after knocking out Recoome

>>37960732
Hence why we shouldn't be hostile and call him stupid for not using energy. But when one of his people puts on this kind of an show, we need to shut him down hard.

I get worried that, if we start winning too easily, people will turn on us like at the end of that one One Punch Man arc with the Sea King

>>37960798
that was on purpose though, he didnt want people looking respect for the rest of the hero's and the system that protects them

>>37960798
So Videl becomes our Licenseless Rider?

>>37960837
Oh no I meant the part where the one dude in the crowd started talking shit, not him taking the hit for everyone.

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You let yourself go back to your normal strength as your opponent finishes his ascent and begins plummeting towards you, appearing to be planning on ramming you.

You stand your ground, despite several of the nearby students yelling at you to move or give up.

"Kid, are you nuts?!" Mr. Satan yells. "What are you doing?!"

"Get out of there!" Videl urges you.

Caroni descends rapidly, and as he reaches you, you curl your right hand into a fist, casually reaching up and tapping him in the chest.

He lets out a rather unmanly scream as he flies backwards through the air and out of the ring, crashing on his back just beyond the crowd.

For once, everyone, even Mr. Satan and Videl are completely silent, save Caroni, who groans in pain from his spot on the ground.

"Sorry, but you really shouldn't leave yourself open," you tell him. Though, you suppose most people wouldn't be able to do much more against an attack like that than get out of the way.

There is silence for a few more seconds before Mr. Satan bursts into laughter.

"Hahaha, that's right, Caroni, leaving your guard down like that is a real amateur move!" he loudly declares. "Well done, Kaguya! That's what I'm talking about!"

>A. Ask if anyone else wants to fight you

>B. Ask Mr. Satan if he wants to fight you

>C. Ask what else there is to do here

>D. Something else

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here
Time to view the sights more

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here

>>37960863
>>A. Ask if anyone else wants to fight you

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here
"I'm sure there will be plenty of time for sparring later on. Can you show me some of the other ways you train here Mr. Satan?"

>>37960863
>>B. Ask Mr. Satan if he wants to fight you

>>37960863
C, ask for the rest of the grand tour.

>>37960863
>>A. Ask if anyone else wants to fight you

>>37960863
>C. Ask what else there is to do here
"Maybe sparring isn't a good use of time."

>>37960863
>>C. Ask what else there is to do here

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"I'm sure I'll have plenty of time to spar later, so can you show me some of the other ways you train here, Mr. Satan?" you ask.

He nods. "You're right, it's time to really start your training, come with me."

He pauses, glaring at the assembled crowd. "And what are you slackers gawkin' at? Get back to work! You won't become great fighters by just standing around!"

The crowd quickly scatters, rushing to get back to training as Mr. Satan commanded. All except Videl, who stays where she is and stares at the two of you.

"You too, Videl, you gotta train hard if you wanna be as strong as your dad one day," her father says.

After a moment, she nods. "Yes, daddy."

As Videl departs, Mr. Satan leads you down another hallway into a large room. Various pits, platforms, trampolines, and what look like guns are spread throughout, as well as stairs slides, targets, and so on.

"This is the Satan Castle obstacle course!" he tells you.

>A. Ask to run it

>B. Ask what it's for

>C. Ask what else there is

>D. Something else

>>37961096
>A. Ask to run it
whats the fastest time?

>>37961096
>A. Ask to run it
Actual running, no flying

>>37961096
>A. Ask to run it
GOTTA GO FAST

>>37961096
>>A. Ask to run it

>>37961096
>B. Ask what it's for
>A. Ask to run it

>>37961096
>A. Ask to run it
A brief flash is seen
"I messed up on the Monkey bars can I run it again?"

>>37961096
>>A. Ask to run it

>>37961096
>A
We actually have to run though. No flying. And if thing start shooting at us, we need to dodge the bullets in an appropriately Matrix-ey fashion.

>>37961191
So back flips, cartwheels, and leaning back and flailing our arms?

>>37961327
Flips and jumps off the walls are acceptable as well as long as we don't stick to them.

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"What's the fastest time?" you ask.

"Well, it was set by yours truly, one minute and seventeen seconds," he tells you. "After that, my fastest student finished it in three minutes and ten seconds!"

"Can I run it?" you ask.

"Sure! Who knows, maybe you'll beat the student record!" he says. "I'll time you, kid."

You go to the starting point of the obstacle course and wait for Mr. Satan to let your start.

"Alright, on your mark! Get set! Go!" he shouts.

You spring into action at once, running in a straight line and leaping over a pit, landing on a trampoline that bounces you onto a platform above. running forward, you go down a slide and leap over another pit, then another, then onto another trampoline, from which you propel yourself into the air, where you grab onto some monkey bars, using them to get to another platform.

You hear a sound, and several small objects begin rapidly flying towards you from the guns on the wall. You duck under the first volley, and leap to the next platform, then the next, all the while evading the projectiles.

Soon, you come to another slide, which curves to a straight path, which you follow to the end of the course, running up to a stunned Mr. Satan, who stares at you in utter disbelief.

"How did I do?" you ask.

"T-twenty seconds," he says in shock.

>A. Ask what else there is

>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time

>C. Something else

>>37961389
>>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time

>>37961389
>>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time
My friends would have fun with this.

>>37961389
>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time

>>37961389
>>C. Something else
do you think you could build a longer harder one?

>>37961389
>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time
"The wind got in my eyes slowing me down"

>>37961389
>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time

>>37961389
>B
This time make no effort to dodge the bullets. Just let them bounce off of us.

>>37961429
(same fagging)
not just harder but one that somehow using quick thinking as well as dexterity and strength.

At some point we're going to have to let Mr. Satan know that Videl is stronger than him, assuming she doesn't do that first.

And we can't compromise about flying. Energy blasts are one thing; in a fight that doesn't have lives on the line and isn't training for serious fights we shouldn’t use them because it's more fun to do hand to hand than to be walking artillery. But flying is just awesome, and makes hand to hand more interesting.

Also, fights where the combatants can fly are fun to watch, which is an angle Mr. Satan might be able to accept. He's a showman, after all.

>>37961389
>B. Ask if you can go again, you think you can do it faster this time
If I don't waste time dodging the bullets and just let 'em bounce off, I might shave a second or two off.

>>37961389
Eh, guess I slipped a bit. Oh well, I'll do better next time.
>A. Ask what else there is

>>37961483
>Energy blasts are one thing; in a fight that doesn't have lives on the line and isn't training for serious fights we shouldn’t use them because it's more fun to do hand to hand than to be walking artillery.
Beam struggles aren't fun? Where are you from?

A and while walking to it ask why he is so opposed to flying and energy?

>>37961389
Let's catch the bullets with one hand

>>37961494
Bonus points if by the time we're done we've caught a bullet between our teeth.

>>37961536
Not when you are millions of times stronger than someone, or even hundreds.

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>>37960392
So we won't do it, otherwise it's a repeat of what we did to Gohan except to a grown man.

>>37961536
Not to watch.

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"Can I go again?" you ask. "If I don't waste time dodging the shots and just let 'em bounce off, I might shave a second or two off."

"S-sure kid," Mr. Satan tells you.

You run the course again, and Mr. Satan is still wearing the same incredulous look of disbelief when you return.

"How'd I do?" you ask.

"Ten seconds...." Mr. Satan says.

"I think my friends would have fun with this," you tell him.

"Y-your friends?" he asks. "You mean those little flying kids who were with you in the city, they're martial artists too?"

>A. Yes, and they're really good

>B. Yes, but they usually prefer to train themselves

>C. No, but they train with you sometimes

>D. Something else

>>37961578
Unless we bring our selves down to their level we can flick them out of the ring.
>>37961635
I think it's fun to watch. Especially if it's tense as hell and you don't know who's going to win.

>>37961652
>C. No, but they train with you sometimes

>>37961652
>>A. Yes, and they're really good

>>37961652
>D. Yep. I've been training them myself.

>>37961652
>D. Something else
Kinda I'm still working with them.

>>37961670
What are you talking about? Our friends are martial artists.

>>37961652
>D. Yep. I've been training them myself.

>>37961652
I'm helping them train. If you don't mind me asking, why are you so,opposed to flying and the use of energy?

>>37961652
>A. Yes, and they're really good

>>37961652
>>A. Yes, and they're really good

>>37961683
Second

>>37961652
>D. Something else
"Kinda of, they are getting there though"

>>37961652
>A

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"Yep, and they're really good, I've been helping them train myself," you tell him.

"Y-you have?" he asks. "Wow, th-they must be strong, then."

Mr. Satan turns around, hunching over and appearing to rub his hands together before turning back to you.

"Tell you what, kid, if you're vouching for them, they must be good fighters! So I'd like for you to invite them to train here on my behalf!" he tells you. "How does that sound? All of you could train under the great Mr. Satan!"

>A. You'll ask them

>B. Go home

>C. Go to the Lookout

>D. Something else

>>37961847
>A. You'll ask them

>>37961847
>>B. Go home
>A. You'll ask them

>>37961847
>A. You'll ask them
>D. Sense for them and go.

>>37961847
>>D. Something else
Your not going to claim your training made us as strong as we are are you?

>>37961847
>A
>B

So when are we going to give Mr Satan the talk about ki and things? It'd probably be easier now while everyone else isn't around. Gotta get through his hard head.

>>37961847
>A. You'll ask them
>D. Something else
"Anything left of the grand tour?"

>>37961847
>>A. You'll ask them
>D. Something else

"If you don't mind me asking, you seem to know about energy but are really against it. Why?"

>>37961847
>D. Something else
"I don't think they'd be interested. Really, I was just here to see how you and your students fought and trained."

"Videl shows real promise. I think she realizes I was holding back after how easily I beat that blonde guy."

why are we dealing with Mr Satan in the first place.

>>37961932
Vouching for this

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>>37961950
Why not? We have a few years to prepare and I like him.

>>37961932
This, lets get it out of the way. Ask it innocently not accusingly if that's not already implied.

>>37961950
He is fun and he is the one that saved the world in the kid buu arc

>>37961950
Because he is Mr. Satan, and if we buddy up with him we can use his PR for Spirit Bombs.
>>37961847
A and ask about his feelings on energy.

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"I'll ask him," you say. "But, I don't think they'd be interested."

"What? Who wouldn't be interested in training under the great Mr. Satan?" he asks, clearly offended.

"Well, really, I was just here to see how your students fought and trained," you tell him.

"What? Are you from some kind of rival dojo? Because there's no place like Satan Castle!" he declares.

"That's not it. And, if you don't mind me asking, you seem to know about energy but are really against it, why?" you say.

"Energy, you mean that light show stuff you and the Saiyans were using?" he asks. "Throwing around bombs and using laser weapons isn't martial arts! And that's what this school is about, martial arts! I don't know how you fly, but that's also not martial arts! And what is this school about?"

You try to decide how to answer, but he speaks before you can.

"Martial arts! We don't rely on weapons or tricks! Just our own two hands and feet!" he tells you. "You have promise, kid, but you need to learn to stop relying on tricks, and learn to rely on your own strength instead!"

"You know, Videl shows a lot of promise," you tell him.

He stops his ranting, and nods. "Yep, she takes after her old man. She might even be stronger than me one day."

"I think she realizes I was holding back after how easily I beat that blonde guy," you tell him.

He laughs. "Holding back? I saw that match, Videl almost had you! And Caroni was just careless, underestimating you because you're a kid. Now, if that had been me, you wouldn't have stood a chance!"

>A. Ask if he wants to face you

>B. Tell him he's wrong

>C. Something else

>>37962130
>A. Ask if he wants to face you
I promise, no flying or beams

>>37962130
>>A. Ask if he wants to face you

>>37962130
Huh, I wonder if we could learn anything from him, he might not use energy, but he is a martial artist.

>>37962130
>A. Ask if he wants to face you
>C. Something else
"Wanna bet?"

>>37962130
>>A. Ask if he wants to face you

>>37962130
>C. Something else
"If that's what you want to believe."

We don't have to prove everything to him on our first meeting. Take it slow.

>>37962130
>B. Tell him he's wrong
>A. Ask if he wants to face you
Last time I yelled to hard at full strength I made a crater on accident. I was significantly weaker than I was now. Also Energy that "lightshow" I use as well as fighting is from the body. When you build it you can do incredible things. Things that are necessary to save Earth.

>>37962130
>A. Ask if he wants to face you
"If you want to see my true strength first hand, there's no time like the present."

>>37962130
>A. Ask if he wants to face you
"How about I show you."

>>37962177
So time to initiate our inner Yamcha?

If satan decides to call our stuff tricks after we beat him we should be disappointed in him. And act disappointed.

>>37962130
>A. Ask if he wants to face you

A sparring match.

Remember guys, we're not here to brag about using .0001% of our power like some sorta young Frieza asshole. We're here to see what the man has invented and what we can learn from him.

You know what? Hercule has a good point. The flying and beam stuff isn't really martial arts. At the least not in the way he defines it. Really it's more weapons we use to fight actual threats.

>>37962221
No we aren't. We don't have anything we need to learn from him at all.
>>37962240
Tell that to master roshi.

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>A. Ask if he wants to face you

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"How about I show you?" you ask.

He laughs even harder. "Kid, you're good, but you're no match for Mr. Satan!"

"Wanna bet?" you ask.

He stops laughing, staring down at you. "You're serious?"

"If you want to see my full strength first hand, there's no time like the present," you tell him.

"Fine, but no tricks!" he demands.

"I promise, no flying or beams," you tell him.

He smirks. "Well, alright then, If you think you're ready to take on the champ, we can step into the ring. But don't say I didn't warn you."

He chuckles. "And I'm sure you won't mind if I invite your fellow students to watch."

>A. Not a problem

>B. You'd rather he didn't

>C. Something else

>>37962221
I thought we were here so that MAYBE one of his better students would take the fucking hint that there's something holding the overwhelming majority of humanity back from its full potential.

We're not going to make any inroads here if all Hercule does is belittle us for having a kind of strength he doesn't believe in.

>>37962240
The way we use it sure. But Ki is very much a part of martial arts tradition. Convincing himself and others that its just a trick is the same thing as what eventually made humanity lose their unlimited potential.

We'll need patience with him if we want to get his help guys. He's the number one skeptic which means he's a hard sell, but once he is won over it will be easier to find and recruit talented people to bolster earth's defenses.

>>37962296
>>A. Not a problem
But you might want to have Videl skip this one, Don't want her mad at me for beating you.

>>37962296
>>B. You'd rather he didn't
"I want to keep this between us. If I win you listen to what I have to say without dismissing it as tricks, sound good?"

>>37962296
>>A. Not a problem


that moment we ask were is your god now.

>>37962317
Word of god he isn't going to get over it.

>>37962296
B, let's try to not embarrass him in front of the entire school

>>37962296
>A. Not a problem

>>37962296
>A. Not a problem

>>37962296
>A. Not a problem

We don't have to humiliate him but I don't want to leave ANY doubt who is stronger. None of that "letting him remain champ" shit that goes on in the series

>>37962296

>B. You'd rather he didn't

"Think about it if they see I got to fight you on my first day they'll get really jealous. Next thing you know they all want to fight you. Let's keep it private for now but I don't mind if you want to let them watch if you really want to."

>>37962296
>>A. Not a problem

>>37962348
Why so he can deny it and try to not admit it?

>>37962296
>A. Not a problem
"But if you lose you have to listen to what I say about my energy that you consider a "lightshow" without interrupting"

>>37962296

I'll second this: >>37962362

>>37962296
>C. Something else
"I'd suggest against it... aside from Videl. I think she already suspects the truth anyway."

>>37962296
>>A. Not a problem

>>37962342
Except that goes against his actual characterization, since he did eventually come to accept what Goku and the others were and was okay with Videl flying and shooting lasers.

>>37962362
>>37962382
These two

>>37962296
>>B. You'd rather he didn't

>>37962296
>B. You'd rather he didn't
Nah, leave it as a private event between us and probably Videl who is hiding somewhere taking a peek

>>37962296
>B. You'd rather he didn't

>>37962398
>come to accept what Goku and the others were and was okay with Videl flying and shooting lasers.
See this shows that he still thinks they are tricks.

Well apparently we are going to let him cover up his loss. I guess we aren't going to do what we actually came here for.

>>37962296
>B
If we humiliate him in front of his students, that'll be the end of it.

We need to convince him that energy isn't just flying and beams. It makes us stronger. He'll respond to that.

>>37962454
Pretty sure in the show he doesn't. He just doesn't admit it publicly to save face.

>>37962472
Little late friend. A already won out.

>>37962342
Word of god about Hercule's character does not matter here.

>>37962554
I was talking about how Dralo said he wouldn't get over the trauma that he got from being injured so badly by mercenary mao.

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"It's your call, but I'd rather you didn't," you tell him.

He chuckles. "Oh yeah? Why's that?"

"Well, think about it," you say. "If they see I got to fight you on my first day, they'll be really jealous. Next thing you know, they'll all really want to fight you. I'd suggest against it, aside from Videl, I think she suspects the truth anyway."

He laughs. "Oh yeah, Videl's gonna watch. She'll see the punk who says he was going easy on her get a world class ass-kicking from Mr. Satan!"

He shakes his head. "Fine, kid, if you're afraid of the whole school seeing you get your butt kicked, then we'll have a private match, just you me and Videl."

Before long, you're in a large room with a single ring in it. Videl stands just outside the ring, looking between you and her father, an intense look on her face as she observes what she clearly thinks will be an interesting fight.

"Alright, kid, let's see you back up that big mouth of yours!" Hercule tells you, getting into a fighting stance.

>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing

>B. Block his attacks

>C. Dodge his attacks

>D. Knock him from the wrong immediately

>E. Something else

>>37962618
>B. Block his attacks

>>37962618
>C. Dodge his attacks
Time for him to get some gains

>>37962618
>>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing

This will get the message across

>>37962618
>B
While putting no effort into it at all.

>>37962618
>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing
Stay at a high power though, maybe around 1 million-ish.

>>37962618
C, and tell him not to hold back at all.

>>37962618
>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing

Power up to full strength and let him wail at us, doing nothing

>>37962618
>D. Knock him from the wrong immediately
Need to get the message across.

>>37962618
>B. Block his attacks
Earn those power points Hercule!

>>37962618
>>B. Block his attacks

>>37962618
>>B. Block his attacks

>>37962618
>>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing

>>37962618
>>B. Block his attacks

>>37962618
>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing
>E. Something else
Explain how energy enhances your body making you stronger, tougher, and faster.

>>37962618
>D
What lets me fly and make "light shows" isn't tricks, and those aren't all it can do. I can do those things because I can control my energy. Doing that, yes I can shoot beams and fly, but I can also make myself very, VERY strong. Much stronger than you or anyone else here could ever be just by learning how to fight.

I get that you want your school to be just about martial arts, and that's fine. But you'll never be able to do martial arts well unless you learn how to use your energy. And if that energy lets you fly or use beams? Well that's just another benefit, one that you don't have to use. It's not a trick, it's a part of being human.

Learning how to use energy is the only way you'll ever be able to be as strong as you can possibly be.

>>37962618
>A. Stay where you are and do absolutely nothing

Worth noting, the mercenary Tao murdered Satan's martial arts master and beat up Satan. Should mark interaction with Tien amusing

>>37962618
>B

If we do a he can say he was holding his punches guys.

>>37962758
Hell if we do D he'll say he slipped.

>>37962787

I think we're going to have more of an impact on Videl than Mr. Satan. Either he's doing mental gymnastics to preserve his ego or to try to not become anything like the dude who murdered his master.

>>37962823
Im sure it's both really.

>>37962823
Anons are rushing things I fear. Oh well.

>>37962823
Hey, I like the idea of Videl being potentially relevant one day. This works too.

>>37962823
Does he use martial arts? Then he is like the man who killed his master.

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You stand your ground as Mr. Satan makes the first move, rushing across the ring at you at an impressive speed and leaping.

"Dynamite Kick!" he yells, throwing a strong kick your way.

Raising your left hand, you effortlessly block the kick, and Mr. Satan leaps back, smirking as he drops into an attack stance.

"Not bad, kid, but you're still not gonna stand a chance like this," he says.

He moves quickly, throwing a rapid series of punches which you effortlessly block and parry, causing him to step back, doing a flip over you and throwing a kick at the back of your head, which you turn and block.

He jumps down, attacking again with a combination of punches, kicks, and chops. His attacks are fast and aim at different areas, but you block them with absolutely no effort, even when he moves to attack from different angles.

He smirks, stepping back and waving his hands around, making what you suppose are meant to be growls.

"You see? You can't even fight back!" he says confidently. "You're good, but you've miles away from being able to face the champ! Now what do you say, have you had enough?"

>A. Yes

>B. Not even close

>C. Block his attacks

>D. Dodge his attacks

>E. Stand where you are and do absolutely nothing

>F. Knock him from the ring

>G. Something else

>>37962887
He doesn't use weapons or energy blasts.

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>>37962895
>B. Not even close

>>37962895
>>F. Knock him from the ring
yawn while we do it
>>37962909
Fucking Choice.

>>37962895
>>B. Not even close
>C. Block his attacks

>>37962909
Nice!

>>37962895
>G
Hit him without knocking him out of the ring.

I really want to say >>37962704

>>37962895
Catch his next kick and toss him from the ring.

>>37962895
>E. Stand where you are and do absolutely nothing

Let him wail on us, prove a point, then

>F. Knock him from the ring

>>37962895
>B. Not even close
>G. Something else
Power up to about a level a bit higher than his and begin the attack

>>37962895
>D. Dodge his attacks

>>37962895
>B. Not even close
"You haven't landed a single strike, Mr. Satan."

>>37962940
Second time to show him what we are made of

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>>37962909
And a joke or dream variant because I was struck with a strange mood.

>>37962895
>>B. Not even close
>>C. Block his attacks
"You can't even land a blow"

>>37962895
>F. Knock him from the ring
"I'm going to knock you out of the ring now." just so he can't bullshit his way out of it, not that he could anyway he's already gone on about always being ready and not underestimating your opponents.

>>37962909
D'aww. that's adorable. Great work anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za1TU0mpcu4

>B. Not even close
>G. Something else

"Not even close."

>Go on the offensive, throwing attacks that barely hit Mr. Satan but produces noticeable shockwaves that he can feel, but won't knock him off his feet.


>37962895

>>37962895
>>B. Not even close
>C. Block his attacks
>G. Something else
Explain how ki works. How it makes you stronger, faster, and tougher. How you can if you have control of it lower your self to the level of other people so they can fight you equally. Li

>>37962969

I wonder if Icarus is training the chickens like how Kaguya is training his friends? Or if the chickens view Icarus as some sort of farmhouse Godzilla?

>>37962909
Thank you. It's even better than I imagined.

>>37962895
I dunno guys, think he's weak enough that we can get away with the multiform technique?

>>37963019
Just ask yourself what kind of chickens requires a Dragon to watch over them? What the hell is trying to eat those damn chickens?

>>37962940
Time for offense

>>37962618
>B. Block his attacks

>>37963060
A fox?

>>37963078
Maybe a grey one.

>>37963047

That may just make him even more of a skeptic. Gotta ease him in to this whole Ki business.

>>37962895
>B. Not even close

>>37963060
Other dragons?

>>37963060

Who knows? Perhaps there's an epic saga of love and loss and sacrifice going on right on the farm every day, yet we are oblivious to it due to the huge amount of shit we have on our plate.

>>37963060
Considering this is DBZ, probably a dinosaur.

>>37962895
>E

>>37963096

Yeah. We'll have to overwhelm him physically if we want to have even the smallest chance of opening his mind or impressing him enough to listen to us.

>>37962895
>G
Power up slightly higher than his power level, and hit him.

>>37962895
>G
Hit him a couple of times, but not too hard.

>>37963060

Yakuza chickens?

...Why the hell did I say that, now I've got the image of Chickens dressed up like Yakuza in my head.

>>37963167
We are already above his power level.

>>37963219
I think they meant lower it to the point where punching him won't leave him in traction or kill him.

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"Not even close. You haven't landed a single hit, Mr. Satan," you tell him.

He chuckles. "Well then, the gloves are coming off!" he declares, yelling as he rushes towards you yet again.

You effortlessly block and parry every single attack he makes, not giving an inch of ground as he continues to furiously strike at you, his speed and strength impressive for a normal human, but no match for you.

He jumps back, then leaps at you once again.

"Dynamite Kick!" he shouts, and this time, you don't block, taking the kick directly to your face without so much as flinching.

Mr. Satan's eyes widen in shock, and you hear Videl gasp off to the side. Hercule quickly backs off, looking at you in concern.

"Are you okay, kid, I didn't think...I mean, I thought you'd block that," he tells you.

You smile, showing him that you're fine, then power down to a level of strength just below his own, throwing yourself at him and throwing a quick series of punches that he quickly moves to block. The sudden attack took him off guard, so he struggles at first, but soon he's managing to hold you off fairly well.

"Hmm, you've got good moves, kid," he tells you. "But don't think you're gonna win this!"

"I'm going to knock you out of the ring now," you tell him.

He laughs, leaping back. "Yeah right, it's you that's going out of the ring!"

He yells as he charges at you once again, throwing a punch that you effortlessly catch, tossing him over your shoulder and out of the ring.

>That's all for tonight

So, as I announced last night, I now have a twitter. Follow me @qmdralo for announcements regarding threads, and any questions you have when I'm not running.

Speaking of questions, I'll stick around and answer some for a bit.

Next thread will probably be Tuesday evening, but keep an eye on twitter in case things change.

>>37962895
>E. Stand where you are and do absolutely nothing
Lets see how he reacts to his attacks doing nothing.

>>37963250
Why? There's no need to do that at all. We can hold back our punches just fine.

>>37963264
How much salt?

Wow. and we failed to explain how Ki makes you stronger, tougher, and faster.

>>37963264
Does the world know about us or are we a complete unknown or are we even on the radar?

>>37963264
So whats Krillin up to?

>>37963264
Will Hercule be willing to listen to us now?

>>37963284
Enough for French fries, at least.

>>37963292
The fight with the Saiyans was broadcast on the news, but nobody really knows who the little boys that fought were.

>>37963295
Training

>>37963302
Probably not, it's Hercule.

>>37963284

Probably not too high, since it's only the three of them.

>>37963321
How far was the saiyan battle broadcasted and by that I mean was the entire battle broadcasted or just to the point of us killing nappa by accident?

>>37963302
I figure best way would be to teach Videl and have Hercule/Mr. Satan learn about Ki through her.

>>37963264
I'm enjoying this whole twitter thing. I only caught the thread because of it so thanks for getting it. I hope we can come to some sort of mutually beneficial agreement with Hercule after this.

>>37963321
So does Videl consider us a worthy rival after this?

>>37963341
Pretty much the whole thing.

>>37963347
Hopefully, and yeah, there was really no excuse for me not to make a twitter.

>>37963363
She did after your first match with her

>>37963321
Does Hercule know who Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, etc. are?

>>37963373
So everyone saw Vegeta reveal his giant monkey form?

>>37963373
So if we had explained how Ki makes you stronger, tougher, and faster during the fight would he had listened? That it wasn't all laser beams and tricks?

>>37963321

Is Videl curious as to how we're doing all this stuff yet?

>>37963344

Wasn't that how it worked in the series? Mr. Satan didn't seem okay with it until the tournament right before Buu started, though what he saw during the Cell Games probably convinced him that it was a real thing.

>>37963387
Yes

>>37963388
Yes

>>37963393
Probably not

>>37963400
Of course, wouldn't you be?

>>37963418
if we survive the Android Saga will there be anyone is space for us to fight and get stronger with?

>>37963418
Would he know about King Piccolo, if we mentioned one of our friends is piccolo.

>>37963264
So, have either of them actually realized that Kaguya's on an entirely different level than a regular human yet? I mean, I suspect Videl knew we were stronger than we let on, but I doubt Hercule does at all.

>>37963442
There's at least one guy. And Bojack if Dralo does that movie which could be fun since it's a Budokai + Danger room setting.

>>37963461
We have to kill King Kai with Cell for that

>>37963418

Did Mr. Satan gain any increases in power level from fighting us?

>>37963442
Maybe, though that would go pretty heavily into donutsteal territory.

>>37963452
He would have heard of King Piccolo.

>>37963456
Videl is really wondering what's up with you, and she knows you're at least on the same level as her dad.

>>37963461
Bojack is happening if you get that far.

>>37963487
Not really. Nothing significant, at least.

If we fuck around with the timeline too much would any physical or personality aspects of our Trunks change as compared to canon trunks, due to the wibbly-wobbly nature of time travel and butterflies?

>>37963499
Dounutsteal?
Like OC bullshit or what.

>>37963519
Sure, you being around could effect his personality a lot.

>>37963521
Yeah

So would anyone oppose Kaguya adopting a kind of Bruce Lee approach when dealing with normal people. Cut through the mysticism but demonstrate rigorously that yes we are that bad ass and yes we can teach you how we got as bad ass as we are.

>>37963499

If King Cold managed to overcome Kaguya and his friends, would Dr. Gero and Android #19 have shown up to prevent him from destroying the Earth?

>>37963537
I was always assuming that if we ever go to space you'd blend your favorite parts of GT with a lot of steel donuts.

>>37963537
will we age normal or can we make it so we can live much longer than a normal human by challenging death to a one v one?

>>37963548
I don't think Gero had made 19 yet or made himself into a Cyborg. He may have had 13 -18 by that point though.

>>37963546
That doesn't sound like a bad idea. We will use ki and explain it if we start training them.

>>37963565
Nah, we just have to not accept the typical aging process and break through that limit.

>>37963618
So like Sean Connery or Christopher Lee?

>>37963548
Androids 19 and 20 weren't complete by the time King Cold arrived on Earth. Though, once his projects were complete, Gero would have most likely destroyed anyone who challenged his supremacy.

>>37963555
I didn't watch too much of the GT space arc beyond that planet with the robots, but I might use small elements from GT when you go to space.

>>37963565
You will age like a normal human.

>>37963618

Kind of odd how the secret to becoming a superhuman is to refuse to accept limits, yet to become a long-lived and strong superhuman you have to recognize that you do indeed have limits.

>>37963585

If we can somehow rope Mr.Satan into it and use Capsule Corp SCIENCE for additional credibility in our demonstrations that could help too.

"Be like a cloud. A cloud is formless, it rises above common limitations and refuses to be bound. A cloud can crash like thunder, and strike with lightning or it can drift upon a breeze in perfect harmony with the world. Be a cloud my friend."

>>37963649
What about stealing stuff from other sources? Like other manga or Western comics? Plenty of space critters to grab there.

>>37963689
I could try and would probably base some things off comics and cartoons, but we'll see.

>>37963656
It's kind of a paradox yeah. I wonder if an insane Super Human could be defeated by an equally strong (at the start) sane Super Human.

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>>37963713
well then we won't have that much time do we. Aside from the possible early death of us in the android saga and buu saga of course.

>>37963649
Para Para brothers?
>>37963689
>end up on Avatar planet while Aang is asleep and end the war

>>37963773
Maybe just for shits and giggles.

>>37963798
Kaguya becomes the universe's greatest dancer.

>>37963676
Really, I see it more as an "emotional content" sort of moment.

>>37963773
>Para Para brothers?
>Kagua and friends are invited to a concert, the Para Para brothers are the performers
>That's the entire extent of their involvement with the plot, and the brothers themselves have no aspirations beyond being the galaxy's best rap group
The less of GT we use, the better. Space adventures should be OC based on the bits and pieces we see from Namek and the movies.

>>37963773

Or end up in a system inhabited by gods, where a fierce war rages between the hell-planet of Apocalypse led by the terrible Darkside against the forces of Highpatriarch and the Novel Divines.

>>37963773
>Wind up on a planet that's mostly ocean.Hear about theses incredible fruits that give you great power but make water your greatest weakness. Wonder if has any relation to the tree of might.
>End up going through a One Piece x Toriko x DBZ cross over event. Wonder what in the actual fuck is going on.
>Find a portal to DBZAverse. Troll Vegeta without mercy.

>>37963835
>Kaguya vs Darkside
The entire multiverse is destroyed.

>>37963869
>Kaguya move sponges Omega Beams.
>Figures out the Anti Life Equation and gives it to Bulma because he can't be assed with it.

>>37963886

I think you mean Z Beams™ and Absolute Death Equation™.

>>37963773
>end up on world inhabited by anthropomorphic animals
>they are fighting a fat genius that traps animals in robots
>a blue animal claims to be the fastest thing alive

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Fund it.

>>37963967
I'm wary of kickstarting things.

>>37964060
kek

>>37964079
So is there a chance Goku's heart virus might infect Kaguya if he hangs around Goku for the 3 years?

>>37964079
Man I keep seeing gifs of Super 13 punching Goku in the dick. I really hope he doesn't end up doing the same to Kaguya. That would make the whole "girl's name thing even worse".

>>37963519
Just remember if Trunks gets conceived at a different time than in canon he could have differing physical characteristics and even become the opposing gender due to possibly having been conceived with a different sperm and/or egg.

Just saying, it would be fun to mess with Future Trunks when he returns by having our Trunks be born a girl.

>>37964098
It didn't effect Gohan or Piccolo, so I doubt it.

>>37964108
lel

>>37964098
This has been answered as "Very unlikely."

I think Dralo has mentioned not touching Cooler 2 before, has it ever been addressed as to why though? Just wondering.

And on a related note, what movies has Dralo confirmed to be incorporating or at least has plans to incorporate should the opportunity present itself?