>>37955478
Your name is William and you’ve just finished clearing a farmstead of the bandits that had taken it over, were starting to loot it, were in the process of beating up the farmer and were scaring the farmer’s daughter for some reason. Now that all of the bandits have been dealt with in an appropriate manner, bullets solve nearly everything related to bandits in you experience, you’ve put your weapon on safe even as Morrigan hauls up the farmer from his overturned chair and begins to cut the bonds holding him to it.

“So why are you guys here?” the farmer asks after Morrigan gets him upright, “I was sure that nobody was going to come.”

Morrigan pauses as she cuts the last of the ropes tying him to the chair, even as Nem and Cath start to head out of the room.

“A woman ran into our building,” says Morrigan, “She told us this place was in trouble before she died.”

“She…she died?” asks the farmer, his face going pale.

Morrigan nods to the farmer. “Yeah…” she says, “We couldn’t do anything for her, she barely made it inside.”

The farmer seems to be in a bit of shock, rubbing at what you recognize as rope-burn on his wrists. He’s also bleeding from several places, nothing serious but they could use tending. You could also follow Cath and Nem outside to go check on the bodies.

>Help the farmer.
>Go help Cath and Nem.
>Just stay here with Morrigan.
>Other.

>>37955478
Maybe three more major members, but definetly not more than 10.
>>37955480
>>Help the farmer.

>>37955480
>Help the farmer.

If it's okay with Morrigan.

>>37955480
> Help the farmer.

This is what we can be good at. This is how we can be useful.

>>37955480
>>37955538
I posted on twitter. I'm okay with a few more Main characters. But.. while I like Harem protag I think the cast is a bit bloated.

>>37955480
>Help the farmer.
We help people.

>>37955480
>Go help Cath and Nem.

>>37955478
Like five-ish, excluding Billy? Morrigan, Cath, Nem, Mary... so like one, maybe two more. It just seems too hard to meaningfully develop a character beyond the five already established, even if most of anything Billy had to deal with has been resolved to our knowledge.

>>37955480
>Help the farmer.

Knowing that medical supplies are low/rare, I wonder if medical herbs and the like are highly sought after as an alternative

>>37955480
>>Help the farmer.
The Boy Scout in me can't resist helping someone in need.

Rolled 8, 18 = 26 (2d20)

Alright. Looks like we're helping the farmer and keeping MMS a tight little family run operation.

Kinda.

Anyway, give me a d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37955720
nat1

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37955720

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37955720

>>37955480
>Help the farmer

For the size question I'd say one or two more is perfect.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37955720
Dammit

>>37955726
>>37955732
Damnit

>>37955726
>>37955732
>>37955734
Aaaaannnddd ouch.

Medical does not like you.

Writing.

>>37955480
>Help the farmer.

>>37955478
I agree with just about everyone, 2 or 3 new main characters max to fill out some weak points (maybe a driver as one of em, who knows). If the encounters eventually get large, just add nameless "squad bravo" till it works.

>>37955732
God damn man. Stop making Will useless

>>37955732
We can't help anyone. All we can do is hurt people...

>>37955732
We read an entire medical textbook and I still roll a one. God damn it all.

>>37955732
Why the hell is it everytime we need to roll a skill besides killing shit we do horribly?

Please anon don't roll again tonight the dicegods curse ye!

>>37955823
If it becomes a trend we'll have to take the angel of mercy approach. We help people by killing them quickly and painlessly. We can't fix them... we tried once.

>>37955823
I don't think we read the whole thing. We're going to have to really give it a good reading though

>>37955778
>>37955823
It takes time to learn how to heal, mend, and build things. A lot more time than it takes to cut, rend, and destroy them.

It's somewhat apt in my opinion. It's like the dice favor good storytelling (ie, no mysterious perfecting of skills from reading them in a book earlier in the day).

>>37955823
I read an entire book on judicial processes and I'm not a goddamn judge. This is horseshit.

>>37955874
Yeah no worries I'm just a drama queen. I'm not actually wanting to turn Will into a psychopath.

>>37955874
Could at least provide a bonus. Will has to at least absorbed a few facts. like how to disinfect wounds. Or at least not outright kill someone on accident. though it would be hilarious if he suddenly knew how to do heart bypass surgery while chugging a sixpack.

Since this isn't a critfail and just autofail Will should just have no idea how to help and not make it worse.

>>37956012
Yep. I do appreciate that

>>37956012
That or too many bandages too tight. Wasting supplies and making the man look like a mummy. It stings. Terrible bedside manner.

>>37956051
>Terrible bedside manner.

Well that's a given.

>>37955970
Absorbing and implementing skills from a book are two VERY different things. It's one thing to read a first-aid manual. It's another thing to be able to look at a situation and KNOW what needs to be done in which order and how to do it efficiently.
Hell, I'm not even up to date on my first-aid training anymore. Eventually, the dice will favor TLC and first-aid. They just need to be persuaded. Possibly with headpats and belly-rubs.

>>37955898
Will's not exactly stable at the moment either.

Need a 1d12.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>37956139
>>37956139

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>37956139

>>37956145
Hahaha.

You'll like this.

>>37956145
Go me.
>>37956167
OH NO

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>>37956167
>I show up.
>Hey guys how the thread go...

We killed another person by doing a medical roll...

Guys it's quickly becoming apparent that we need to use our medical skills on our enemies, they are not helping our friends.

>>37956236
Or Morrigan gives us a head pat for being a good little helper.

>>37956167
I'm not sure if I should be relieved or scared right now...

>>37956261
Bring me a defibrillator! I will show our enemies the light of heaven!

>>37956261
Will doesn't know the Hippocratic oath either.

>>37956261
D-did Billy just kill three guys with a roll of gauze?

>>37956093
Probably. I got most of my first aid training in the hard way doing it myself most often after fucking up riding my bicycle. Let me tell you I won't forget the faces I got when I half limped into a CVS pharmacy bleeding from the bigass fucking road rash my arm was. I got lucky it was just alot of very shallow scrapes but it was alot of superficial bleeding. Manager kept whining I was bleeding on the floor though.

His employees convinced him not to call the cops for "assault" after I beaned him with the disinfectant bottle and helped clean up though. By then I was out of "shit shit shit oh god thats alot of bleeding shit" panicmode and paid for it all.

Thinking about I did not have a typical childhood... though it taught me many interesting things. Like how despite being bulky most disinfectant bottles are surprisingly aerodynamic.

>>37956173
Just don't kill him please we did so much to save him!

>>37956316
>despite being bulky most disinfectant bottles are surprisingly aerodynamic.

This made my afternoon. Thank you anon.

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>>37955480
The farmer is bleeding, bruised and has rope-burns on his arms. That just means you need to…to…

You blank. You completely and utterly blank on how you’re actually supposed to help him according to the book you just read. Part of it’s adrenaline, part of it is the fact that you did just read it an hour or two ago and part of it is your natural inability to communicate directly. By the time you even start to remember what you’re supposed to be doing, you realize you don’t have most of it or actually know what it looks like. Bandages you have. Iodine? Analgesic cream? You have no idea what that is. You should probably learn and find some before you actually try to fix somebody.

“My daughter,” the farmer says suddenly to Morrigan, standing up in a lurching fashion, “Did you find her? Is she ok? Oh god please she’s...”

“She’s fine old man,” says Morrigan, sticking out a hand so the man doesn’t fall over, “Worst she’s got is a few scuff marks on her dress, I’ve hurt myself worse taking a bath. They didn’t lay a hand on her.”

The farmers face calms down when Morrigan says this, his hand on his chest.

“Thank…thank you so much,” he says, eyes tearing up, “I’ve gotta go she her now.”

(1/3)

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>>37956432
Morrigan nods and steps back, the farmer rushing down the hall as fast as he can.

Morrigan sighs, pulling a cigarette from her pack and lighting it.

“It’s a shitty place where you’re thankful you daughter didn’t get raped,” she says, probably to you though she’s not looking, “That someone came to rescue you.” She blows out a cloud of smoke, then actually does turn towards you. “Come on Billy,” she says, taking another puff from her cigarette, “Let’s go see what Nem and Cath found. You nod, following Morrigan downstairs.

Nem and Cath meet you outside, Nem looking a bit down while Cath looks just the same as ever.

“Find anything good?” asks Morrigan as the two approach.

“No,” says Nem, holding out a bit of ammo to each of you, again just enough to make up for the rounds you’ve expended, “Just a bit of ammo, no weapons worth taking back.”

Cath shakes her head yes, then holds out a small pouch looking thing to Morrigan.

“What the…” she says, taking it and opening it up, examining the interior. “Where the hell did they get an intact IFAK from?”

Cath just shrugs.

“Well, it’s a good thing to have,” says Morrigan, “But I’m pretty sure you don’t want it?”

Cath shakes her head no.

“I know you don’t want it, right Nem?”

“Hell no,” says the little blond, “I like cutting and breaking, not fixing.”

“And I’ve got all the skill of a fumble fingered drunk,” says Morrigan, before she turns and tosses the pack to you, “That means you get it Billy, you were reading that book earlier anyway.”

>Obtained: Tier 1 Medkit. +2 on Medical rolls.

>>37956447
“Anyway, we should see if…” Morrigan starts, before the farmer and his daughter come up to you.

“I just wanted to thank you all again,” says the farmer, “And I wanted to ask if you could take us back to Fort Riley, I don’t think me and Susie here are going to stay, not after this.”

“Well…,” says Morrigan, “We’re not exactly a babysitting service but…”

“I know, I know,” says the farmer, “We can pay you, I was going to anyway as thanks for saving our hides. But an escort back would be much appreciated.”

“Sounds good,” says Morrigan with a sudden grin, taking the man’s hand and pumping it, “Don’t take too long though, we should get headed out soon.”

“Right, thank you again,” says the farmer, his daughter nodding along with him.

It only takes about forty five minutes for the pair to get ready, a wad of bills appearing from somewhere in the farmers house as they pack a wagon full of what they consider important and hook up some horses to it.

“Alright,” says Morrigan as they’re finally ready, “Who’s going in the wagon with them?”

>Get in the wagon.
>Walk back.
>Other?

>>37955478
Just got here, I think you should keep the main cast smaller but I think it would be cool to have a bunch of mooks as our fellow MMS members that you could use to liven up the world.

Like Will over hears some people talking about him and how he really did a good job saving someone or something.

The main cast is the top squad and sometimes we work with the newer ones on jobs. Would also let you add one off chars here and there to make it more fun for you to write.

>>37956461
>Walk back.
Spend time with the squad.

>>37956461
>>Get in the wagon.

>>37956461
>Walk back

>>37956461
>Walk back.

>>37956447
why

>>37956461
>Get in the wagon.
We still are the least physical of the bunch. Plus with are new Medi gear, we may have a bandage or something in there for their small wounds.

>>37956505
Why what?

>>37956461
Holy shit we got a present! Fuck yes. Good mood.

>>37956461
>Walk back.

>>37956519
>roll 1 on Medicine roll
>Obtain medkit immediately after

It's like the dice gods are mocking us.

>>37956558
They are mocking us. just roll with the pity gift

It might save a squadmates life sometime

Alright, calling and writing for walking back.


I told you you'd like it!

>>37956461
dropped your trip OP

>Get in the wagon.

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>>37956461
You think about possibly riding in the wagon, but it looks awfully full of things that the farmer and his daughter packed and that means somebody else should ride. You only got to ride when it was important for you to do so anyway. By the time you’ve thought of this, Nem’s hand has shot up anyway.

“Ooh, Ooh, dibs,” she says, almost bouncing on her toes, “Pick me.”

“Fine, fine, up you go,” says Morrigan, gesturing with her hand, “You’re our eyes though.”

“Yeah because four or five feet of height is going to make all the difference,” says Nem as she climbs up.

“It might,” says Morrigan, even as the farmer climbs up onto the seat, taking the long rope like things into his hands and making a noise, starting the wagon on its way, “So don’t slack off.”

“Yeah, yeah,” says Nem, perched on top of the highest stable thing on the wagon, which looks like a box of some kind.

The journey back to Fort Riley is much different than the journey there, as you aren’t going at much over a walking pace. About halfway through the ride, you hear a cough from the wagon and turn your head. It’s the farmer’s daughter who had been chatting with Nem. Apparently she’s done and has turned her attentions to you.

“Hi,” she says a little strangely, her cheeks turning red for some reason, “I just wanted to thank you all for saving me like you did. My name’s Susie, what’s yours?”

Strange…you aren’t used to people giving you their name unless you need to know it.

>Tell the girl.
>Don’t tell the girl, you need to focus.
>Other.

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.

Dammit Will stop being so negative social score! I WILL DRAG YOU INTO THE POSITIVES KICKING AND SCREAMING IF I MUST!

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.
Billy.

>>37956924
>>Tell the girl.

>>37956924
>>Tell the girl.
You will answer the question when you are asked Boy!

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.
Will

But you are still anti-social as a rock so you are probably going to keep it to "My name is Will." or just "Will" and then look off into the distance.

>>37956924
>Tell the girl.

>>37956924
>>Tell the girl.

Looks like we're being violently social!

At least for Will.

Writing.

quick while guide is writing tap into you inner /k/ and post gun pics.

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>>37957358
This is a little much for William right now.

>>37957414
Too much plastic.

>>37957414
Is that tub filled with letters that just say "I want one"?

>>37957414
Personally I want Will to get his hands on a Winchester SALVO rifle.

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>>37957358

>>37957434
bitch gtfo with that shitty AK, 74 or newer if you must

>>37957414
That thing looks like its literally made of plastic though I'm probably wrong I'm no /k/ommando.

I'd settle for a more robust and reliable gun not prone to jamming even if not cared for over long periods. Never know if shits gonna hit the fan sometime and we end up spending days in a combat zone.

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>>37957358
But all I have is weightlifting WebMs!

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>>37956924
While you aren’t used to people telling you their names, you are used to answering their questions. So even if this one is a little different than “Why haven’t you fixed the roof yet?” or “Why the hell did my gun jam?” it’s still a question and you should still probably answer.

“William,” you reply.

“It’s nice to meet you William,” says the girl, smiling at you, “I’m actually really glad I got to meet you, otherwise…” she shudders a little bit then continues talking. “I mean, it’s not like I wouldn’t want to meet you under normal circumstances, it’s just that I was so surprised when you all showed up, those guys were so scary! They had guns! I mean, how do you even do something like that…”

The rest of the journey back continues much like that. The girl talks a lot, occasionally asks you a question and you respond with yes or no unless it’s something you don’t know, then you said as much. You aren’t sure why, but by the time you make it back to Fort Riley, the girl seems slightly sad as you all stop at the MMS building, the wagon continuing on further into the fort.

“Bye Will!” says the girl, “Thanks so much for talking to me! Maybe we’ll see each other again!”

She waves her hand at you as they disappear through the market, so you raise your hand in response just before they disappear.

“Look at Will!” says Nem, “Breaking hearts like a real Merc already.”

You simply cock your head at Nem’s statement, you don’t think you broke any hearts today, most of your shots were to the head. Well maybe that second target…you did shoot him in the chest.

>>37957484
The only polymer on it is the stock, the grip and the fore-end.

Also thinking plastic = unreliable jamomatic is fucking retarded, that bullshit myth was debunked in Vietnam, it was the propellant and training causing issues, the guns were fucking fine so stop propagating that bullshit.

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>>37957526
As you enter the building, Mary looks up at you from her desk, her clothes different from the ones she had on before.

“How’d it go?” she asks, her voice concerned.

“Better than could really be expected,” says Morrigan, pulling out a wad of money that seems bigger than the last and handing it to Mary, “We managed to save the other two, twelve dead bandits. Mostly junk on the bandits again, got paid to bring them back.”

“That’s good…,” says Mary, even as she begins to count out the money again, once more handing it out evenly, “I was worried about you seeing as…”

“We’re fine,” says Morrigan, taking her pile, “Guy paid us a little extra really, didn’t even get a scratch on us.”

“As long as it ended well,” says Mary, holding out your portion of the money once more, which you take.

>Mission reward $400. Will’s cut, $80. Total Money, $90.

“Yep,” says Morrigan, shrugging out of her gear and handing it to Cath, “I think me and Nem are going to go down to Doc’s to celebrate.

“Don’t get too rowdy,” says Mary, her face immediately losing a bit of its cheer.

“Yeah yeah,” says Morrigan, waving her hand, “You’re going to worry yourself sick one of these days.”

As the byplay goes on, Cath turns once more to you with her hand out.

>Help Cath with the gear again.
>Go with Nem and Morrigan.
>Stay here with Mary, read some more.
>Other.

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957556
>Go with Nem and Morrigan.
Where the hell are they going?

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957556
>Help Cath with the gear again.
then we can go to the market and later pick up Nem and Morrigan when they are drunk

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957580
Who?

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957580
They said where they are going anon...

>>37957556
>Go with Nem and Morrigan.

We have to act as Morrigan's conscience. Keep her from getting into bar fights and all that. Plus we really don't know Nem that well, no real significant interactions.

>>37957556
>>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957556

>Help Cath with the gear again.

>Help Cath with the gear again.

>>37957556
>Go with Nem and Morrigan.

>>37957556
>Help Cath with the gear again.

Alright, looks like you're going to help Cath again.

Writing.

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Back to posting awesome guns that we need to get Will.

>>37957809
Brilliant.

Gentlemen behold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXLRYf9EV2Y

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>>37957809
have a m305

>>37957942
Yeah this little shit >>37957496
actually has a larger payload.

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>>37957556
You shake your head at Cath and instead hold out your hand. You see her face move a little bit, a small almost smile on her face as she hands you Nems gear, hefting Morrigan’s as the two leave for Doc’s.

The two of you head the opposite direction, back towards the armory. This time as you and Cath set down the gear, she stands next to you. As you start to clean Morrigan’s rifle, she cleans Nem’s shotgun. Finishing near the same time you hand yours to her to check and she does the same. You’re a little surprised, you don’t usually check others work, but you do so anyway. Cath does good work it seems, so you have nothing to fix. The same goes for yours and Cath’s weapons, all cleared and cleaned without issue and mutually checked.

As you turn to the armor, you look at Cath, unsure as to what to do.

“Watch,” she says to you, her quiet voice once more surprising you as she turns to check over the armor.

You watch carefully, observing as Cath cleans any trace of dirt or blood of the important pieces of the gear. As she finishes it, she hands you the piece, which you examine closely.

As you hand it back, Cath nods and sets it in the correct spot, then hands you a set of armor.

“Me?” you ask her, to which she nods.

You nod in return, then begin to clean the armor, which you recognize as yours. As you do so, Cath cleans the other two sets of armor. By the time you finish, Cath has done the other two and holds out her hand to examine your work.

Judging by her reactions, small as they are, you did an ok job, though she points out a few spots that need brushing up. When you do finally finish, Cath hangs up the last of the gear and then heads out the door to the lobby.

“Are you going after them?” Mary asks as you and Cath appear.

Cath nods, then turns to you.
>Go with Cath to Docs.
>Stay here with Mary.
>Go wander by yourself.
>Other.

>>37958051
>>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37958051
>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37958051
>>Go with Cath to Docs.
Let see what shenanigans they are up to.

>>37958051
>>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37958051
>Stay here with Mary.
Gotta read up more on First Aid.

>>37958051
>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37958051
>>Go with Cath to Docs.
Let's see how that crazy(ier) lady confuses us this time!

>>37958051
>>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37957979
Chemical payload, though the 14.5mm blows it out of the water with energy delivered, good job knowing nothing about ballistics anon.

>>37958051
>Go with Cath to Docs.

>>37957979
Thats not how terminal ballistics work...

Alright, looks like we're going to Doc's again!

Writing.

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So I think stealth weaponry should be a priority for Will. What do you guys think?

>>37958051
>Go with Cath to Docs.

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>>37958263

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>>37958051
You nod to Cath and she turns back to Mary, who sighs.

“Keep those two in check,” she says as you follow Cath out the door.

The route back to Doc’s is familiar enough, Fort Riley isn’t all that big and it’s really the only place you’ve been besides the market and the Army post. You follow Cath inside as she opens the door, not pointing at the sign this time though you remember to note it anyway. Inside is dark like before, the dim lighting not having changed much from yesterday.

As you walk through the middle towards the bar again, you don’t hear the sounds of fighting like before, instead you just hear the gentle murmur of conversation and the clink of glasses. A few of the people glance at you as you walk by, but nothing like what you got last time. Reaching the bar, you discover both Nem and Morrigan on stools, drinking a brownish liquid from a bottle between the two of them.

“Finally decided to join us?” says Morrigan as you approach, taking a swig from the glass.

Cath nods, taking a seat next to Morrigan, so you take a seat next to her as Morrigan pours herself another drink.

Doc moves down the bar when you sit, his deep voice seeming to boom in the small space.

“Usual for you Cath?” he asks, to which she nods. Doc immediately reaches under the bar and pulls out a different bottle, this one clear and pours a glass for Cath, who nods again in thanks.

“Anything for you?” he asks, turning towards you, even as you begin to feel someone’s eyes on you.
>Two part answer, pick one for each.
A.
>Ask for some water.
>Ask for some milk.
>Ask for some of what Nem and Morrigan are having.
>Ask for some of what Cath is having.
>Other.

B.
>Look around.
>Ignore it, stay at the bar.
>Other.

>>37958562
>Ask for some water.
>Look around.

>>37958562
>Ask for some of what Nem and Morrigan are having.
>Ignore it, stay at the bar.

>>37958562
A.
>Ask for some milk.
B.
>Look around.

>>37958562
>>Ask for some water.
>Look around.

>>37958562
>Ask for some milk.
>Look around.

Milk is fucking delicious and healthy.

>>37958562
>Ask for some of what Cath is having.
Cath seems more stable than the others, she must like good things!

>>37958562
>>Ask for some water.
>>Look around.

>>37958562
>Ask for some of what Cath is having.
>Look around.

>>37958562
>Ask for some water.
>Look around.

>>37958562
>>Ask for some milk.
>>Look around.

>>37958562

>>Ask for some water.

>>Ignore it, stay at the bar.

>>37958562
>>Ask for some of what Cath is having.

>>37958562
>Ask for some water
>Look around

Like we know what booze is. I can't pass up a chance for humor

>>37958562
>Ask for some of what Cath is having
>Look around

>>37957526
>don’t think you broke any hearts today, most of your shots were to the head.
Shit like this makes me love you guide

>>37958562
>Ask for some of what Cath is having
>Look around

And then will was smashed.

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>>37958276

Alright, looks like you're asking for some water and looking around!

Writing!

Probably a good choice.

>>37958774
Is someone going to be drawing first?

>>37958774
I dono. It might have been hilarious to see someone try to explain to will why he feels fuzzy, sleepy, and that everyone is wonderful.

Y-you could go to bed with the icicle it's so cold.. it just wants to be warm.. you'll warm it up! Why doesn't anyone love icicles..

>>37958798
Not quite.

>>37958833
Oh...oh icicles and warming.

Hahaha.

Strangely appropriate.

>>37958854
is this the old bar tender joke.

>>37958874
Injoke from awhile ago in this one. Wait until you see Morrigan and the redhead go at it again. Oughta be hilarious and explain a few things.

>>37958921
Shit next time we drink whatever Cath or Morrigan are having. It'll be amusing as hell to watch them prevent will from being taken advantage of.

>>37959001
Actually it would also be amusing if Guide called for a roll to see how we handle booze and rolled a 20 and be completely unaffected by it.

"I don't understand what so special about these drinks."

>>37959001
even funnier when the players divide on who wants to be taken advantage of and who don't.

>>37959049
If it's Revy I'm putty in her hands.

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>>37959063
Morrigan is basically Revy with blonde hair.

>>37959063
Noo Noo.. it'll be Koko. Valmet couldn't bear her doing anything alone so it becomes a threesome.

>>37959077
Morrigan is better than Revy, entirely different character.

>>37959077
I'm aware. She's my favorite based on physical attributes. Shame haven't spent any time interacting with her.

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>>37958562
“Do you have water?” you ask Doc, who nods and turns, pulling out a small glass as he reaches for a tap that is behind the bar.

“Here you go little man,” he says, “Though you best not be only having water all the time, makes a man a bit cranky you hear?”

You nod at Doc as you take a sip of the water.

“Good man,” he says, “You don’t look like much of a drinker though, if you get hungry for some meat, you come see me ok? I’ll hook you up real good.”

You nod to Doc, who goes down to the other end of the bar as someone calls out.

“Yeah Billy,” says Nem, giggling even as that feeling continues on the back of your neck, “Doc likes nice paying customers, make sure you buy a drink every now and then! Besides, you should learn how to drink with the rest of us!”

“Ok,” you say, turning your head about, looking around the bar for whatever is bugging you. You look twice, not seeing whoever it is before you finally notice.

Back in one of the corners is a woman. You aren’t sure how you missed her before, she’s wearing an outfit that has a lot of white on it along with her light colored hair. But somehow the lighting back in that corner is extra dim, giving her face a shadowed look that allows her to blend in.

As she notices you looking at her, you see her mouth curl upwards into a smile. Her hand lifts up towards you, then she crooks a finger, inviting you to come towards her.

>Go to the lady.
>Stay at the bar.
>Ask someone if they know the lady.
>Other.

>>37959001
I think drunk Will would just ask even more questions which will eventually annoy anyone looking for a cheap lay. He'd kill the mood immediately after the crazier lady makes some kind of flirty remark with a question like "Yeah it's nice to see you, but why would my gun be -in- my pants? It's right here at my hip."

>>37959100
Goddamint Firefox.

This is me.

>>37959100
>Go to the lady.

>>37959100
>>Ask someone if they know the lady.
im in the nope department for this one.

>>37959100
>>Ask someone if they know the lady.
If they don't, then
>>Go to the lady.

>>37959100
Ask our friends if they know the lady

>>37959100
>>Ask someone if they know the lady.
>Go to the lady

>>37959100
>Ask someone if they know the lady.

>>37959100
>Go to the lady.
Gotta say hi

>>37959100
>>Ask someone if they know the lady.

>>37959100
>Go to the lady.

>>37959100
Oh good lord she'd love Will.

>>37959100
>>Ask someone if they know the lady.

I need ta go to sleep, but if another choice comes to go to her, that is what I would vote.

>>37959100
>Ask someone if they know the lady.

No mystery woman I will not play thy harlot games! until i know the safeword

>>37959100
>Go to the lady.

Alright, looks like we're asking if anyone knows the lady, then possibly going over to her.

Writing!

>>37959197
I know, that's why I picked her.

>>37959248
What's a safeword?

>>37959100
>Ask someone if they know the lady.

>>37959100
>Ask someone if they know the lady.

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>>37959100
Dammit, guide this isn't harem protag quest!

>>37959371
Is that a picture for ants?

Honestly Will doesn't have anything to worry about he's the exact person she wouldn't do horrible things to.

>>37959371
No it's not.

But it's still fun.

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>>37959371
On chrome: S + Right-Click.
On anything else: Suck it, you don't get shit.

>>37959371
I kind of like this better then HPQ, the girls are attractive.

>>37959382
Who is she and why would/wouldn't she do things to Will?

>>37959371
Exactly, this is Merc Quest, we have an entirely different harem.

>>37959453
Long story short. She's a horrible sadist who is looking for an innocent person to just do sweet and loving innocent things with. Aka Bake will cookies snuggle - Go out back and boil someone alive. - Will shouldn't see that he's too young and pure! He doesn't even know what S-E-X is.

>>37959453
She's a mega-sadist, who ironically wants a wholesome/vanilla relationship with someone containing untapped potential and endearing naivety.

>>37959526
bake Will cookies*

>>37959526
>>37959535
So Will is like...her weird catnip or something?

>>37959453
She's a sadist who's fetish is to have Sex in the missionary position and take care of some one naive and sweet.

>>37959556
She.. I guess? If Catnip instead of making her lusty and rabid.. makes her sugary sweet and motherly.

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>>37959526
>>37959535
>>37959580

So she's 11/10 waifu-material, in a quest not about waifu's? I'm not ready, anon.

>>37959623
>in a quest not about waifu's
No anon, this quest is all about waifus, fighting alongside waifus, cleaning guns and gear with waifus, going drinking with waifus, buying blankets with waifus, and then at long last, cuddling with waifus.

>>37959623
11/10 is a little high. Yandere are tricky to handle.

>>37959654
Waifus are coworkers at a mercenary company, right?

>>37959654
I thought it was about trying to subtly push William into being a human being again and seeing who tries to forcibly rip his pants off?

And along the way feels when the cast finally pries out of Will where he came from and what happened to him. Dudes fucked up.

>>37959623
For Will? Yes 11/10.

Granted. Morrigan and Cath are probably 10/10 if we spend time to get to know them.

Nem might be sister material.

>>37959706
Yes.

>>37959706
indeed

>>37959714
>I thought it was about trying to subtly push William into being a human being again and seeing who tries to forcibly rip his pants off?
It is, and its going to require all of MMS together to break Will out of his shell and help him become a human again in bed

>>37959714
My guess though is that they've all been through similar horrible shit.

>Guide makes a quest to get away from harems and waifus
>Makes all girl company and keeps introducing female cast members

Guide you liar. This is Waifu Quest: Mercenary Edition. And now I'll feel terrible if any die because I get attached to Secondary characters for some odd reason.

>>37959769
>Secondary
You're kidding? Cath, Morrigan, Mary, and Nem are all primary.

>>37959769
Nothing wrong with that anon.

I also never said I was trying to get away from waifu's/romance. I didn't even say that about harems.

You all just assumed that because of what I posted at the beginning.
Still writing, family took some time, sorry.

>>37959769
They're not going to die anon, because we're here for them, though plenty of people around MMS will be dying, but not our waifus.

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>>37959815
>I didn't even say that about harems

>>37959793
Farm Girl, Lady in the corner, Redhead, and other people aren't though

>>37959769
Pretty sure the girls at MMS are considered main heroines.

>>37959815
>>37959769
Though I don't urge you to try and do all these things either.

Especially harems.

>>37959833
See above.

>>37959855
Fair enough.

>>37959855
>try
Please, we'll succeed through no fault of our own.

Though probably because it will take all of the MMS girls taking Will to bed together to get him to open up.

The only girl I really like so far is Morrigan and No one else seems to like my waifu.

>>37959888
I really don't feel like we know any characters well enough yet for me to make a decision.

>>37959888
I like her too anon, but these things take time, and she's done nothing but run away to drink or smoke.

>>37959916
What decision is there to make apart from "how do we arrange our beds so we can all sleep together?"

>>37959855
He gives a minor fair point though. We've seen alot of tits but no beef except for Doc and a few that have fallen off the face of the earth (sarge guy)

When do we run into named male characters that are interesting?

And far as harems go I'm not even gonna try and aim for a shipping. Just roll with what seems natural for Will at the time. We totally ignored shoulderboobs.

Though if I'm hoping for any its either Morrigan or Cath. Morrigan because the crazies fuck like beasts and Cath because tall amazon ride never ends! Seriously Cath is fucking ripped. She'd hump poor Will into exhaustion and coma.

>>37959950
I'm working on it, to be fair you've been here all of two days and not done a whole lot.

>>37959950
>We totally ignored shoulderboobs.
No we didn't...

Besides, Cath and Will are messed up enough that they would need Mary to help them do the act.

>>37959996
I like the way you think anon. Cath and Mary are my favorites

>>37959996
>No we didn't

Well shit I need to go re-read that because I thought we did.

>>37960072
They're the only two we've interacted with...

>>37960072
Nem and Morrigan will watch on, and after Cath, Mary and WIll are done, they'll join in to really educate them.

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>>37959100
You quirk your head at the lady, unsure as to what to do before you turn back to the others from MMS.

“Who’s that?” you ask, drawing the attention of all three of your compatriots.

“Who’s who?” asks Morrigan, turning around and looking about the bar, “If it’s that slut again…”

“No,” you say, then point back to the corner, where the lady is still sitting, smirking a little bit now, “Her.”

Morrigan peers back into the corner, then shakes her head and turns to chug from her glass again. “I dunno,” she says, her words starting to sound funny, “Don’t care either.”

“I don’t know her either,” says Nem, “I never tried to pick-pocke…I mean I’ve never seen her before.”

Cath just shakes her head at you and then turns back to her drink, which you notice she sips instead of chugs like Nem or Morrigan.

“Is it okay if…” you start to ask them.

“Yeah, yeah, do whatever you want,” says Morrigan, “We’re off duty, don’t ask me what to do all the time.”

You nod and then turn your head back towards the woman, who smiles at you once more and crooks her finger twice more.

You decide to…you decide to go see what the woman wants. It’s…a little different than normal. You probably didn’t have to go to her, but you made a choice. You aren’t really used to that.

>>37960082
I thought so too. we noticed it but we did nothing to react to it.

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>>37960104
You pick your way through the various tables, darkly lit areas and other patrons and finally make it to the corner with the strange lady. Up close she’s much the same, despite her features being on the pale side she seems to have…a dark air about her?

She smiles even more as you step up to her table, her eyes sparkling a little bit.

“Oh you’re almost perfect,” she says, her eyes looking over you, “You’ve got the instincts, the potential. That pistol might as well belong on your hip. You even took the time to do some recon on me.”

She smiles even more, then leans over the table a little bit, her strange clothes moving about.

“The question is,” she says as she watches your eyes, “Is if you want what I have?”

>…What?
>No.
>Remain silent.
>Yes.
>Other.

>>37959996
Just re-read it. We ignored it. Noticed it sure. But did and said nothing.

>>37960128
>>…What?

>>37960128
>…What?

>>37960128
>…What?
Willful ignorance is go! Heh. Willful.

>>37960128
What do you have?

>>37960128
>…What?

>>37960131
We didn't ignore anything, we just didn't act on it.

>>37960128
>…What?

>>37960128
>…What?
As if there is any other option for Will.

>>37960128
>>…What?

>>37960128
>…What?

>>37960128
>...wat?

In the most confused face possible. We have no idea what she's on about. Seriously I'm clueless. Whats that weird lady you have candy in your van? okaaaaaaaaaaay!~

We are so getting eaten alive.

>>37960128
>…What?

With a head tilt

>>37960128
>Yes.

>>37960128
>>…What?

>>37960128
>…What?

Yeah so, clearly Will has no idea what's going on.

Writing.

>>37960232
I was about to say he'd call out to the girls to see if they wanted Candy.. but then I remembered he's the quiet type who'd reason, "well I'll just pick up some extra for them."

>>37960295
And when they rescue us and ask what the hell will was thinking.

>"She had candy..."

>>37960232
>>37960295
>>37960362
What the fuck is "candy"?

>>37960362
More like when will finally gets free he's found in the corner of his room rocking back and forth.

"Will... what the hell happened?"

"She DIDNT have candy..."

>>37960286
>Implying will ever really knows what's going on
Guide you sly dog

>>37960380
Come on, Anon. Will HAS to remember candy, right?

Right Guide?

>>37960380
We're about to find out!

>>37960400
Any response and will still wouldn't have had any idea.

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>>37960411

>>37960400
He knows what's happening when they go on missions.

Point the gun, kill the targets. The targets are up to someone else to pick though.

>>37960411
He may remember the word. It doesn't really mean much to him though.

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>>37960411

>>37960128
>>…What?

>>37960411
>Cant remember parents voices
>expects him to remember what candy *is*

>>37960459
>He may remember the word. It doesn't really mean much to him though.
Aw. Poor will.

>>37960470
>>37960425
Why is everyone making that face?

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>>37960527

>captcha animu

top kek

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>>37960527
What face?

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>>37960527

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>>37960128
You blink at the lady, confused.

“What?” you say.

“Hmm?” she says, “What?”

“What are you offering?” you re-iterate, wondering what the lady is trying to sell or give you. Hopefully it doesn’t cost too much, you still don’t know all that much about money and you aren’t sure how often you’re going to get paid. They might even decide that you don’t need to keep it.

The ladies smile widens as you ask her the question, her eyes sparkling even more. You think you’ve seen the look before, but you can’t really remember where.

“It is you,” she says, sitting back upright and adjusting her clothes, the smile apparently permanent on her face, “You’re perfect. After so many disgusting little…” she stops, then re-focuses herself on you. “They don’t matter,” she says, standing and approaching you.

You track her movements, watching as she steps closer to you and then leans over just a bit her eyes latching onto yours once more.

She reaches out, her hand almost touching your face before she stops.

“So so perfect,” she says, her fingers only an inch from your cheek, “But still…you don’t know. You have no idea. I have no way to take you from them despite all that I would offer you.”

You quirk your head at her again slightly, “But you haven’t offered me anything,” you say, still rather confused.

The woman chuckles again, leaning closer to you.

“What would you say if I offered you a chance to come to my bed with me?” she asks you, her tone changing somehow.

>…I don’t sleep on beds.
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?
>Other.

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>>37960527

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?

>>37960737
>>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
>>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
>Why would I do that?
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
>>…I don’t sleep on beds.

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>>37960737
>>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>>Why would I do that?

>>37960737
>Other.
>Why would I do that? Would that not just be crowded and uncomfortable?

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?

>>37960737
Oh god we are her fetish and we don't even know it.

This is possibly one of the funniest accident harem protagonist quests I've witnessed. instead of actively wanting to get laid we're the one actively being wooed half the time. haha!

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?

>>37960737
>>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
Actually, we would sleep on a bed if we had one.

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?
>Other.
"But I already have one of my own. I even got my own blanket!"

>>37960881
This I like

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?
>I already have a bed.

>>37960737
>…I don’t sleep on beds.

>>37960737
>>37960881
I have two blankets!

>>37960857
Yeah, though before the end of this conversation I wonder how much of a anime cliché nose bleed Esdeath is going to have.

>>37960881
Oh, that is good anon that is good.

>>37960922
She's bleeding! Get the med kit! We can be helpful!

Alright, so the answer is clearly ALL the confusion.


>>37960880
>>37960881

You have one, but you voted not to sleep on it.

>>37960737
>Wouldn’t that be crowded?
>Why would I do that?

I'm getting the feeling that our naive, good, innocent nature is exactly what her fetish/interest is. Our confused answer is probably going to turn her on even MORE.

Maybe she wants to see us become a perfect, untainted soldier that she can gently snuggle in bed?

>>37960963
I thought we voted not to sleep in it because it was obviously someone else's bed?

>>37960979
That's exactly what her fetish is. See >>37959526

>>37960984
No its ours, we just voted to sleep on our comfy blanket pile

>>37960984
No, Cath made it pretty clear it was your room.

Will just hasn't slept in a bed for so long he really didn't even consider it, beds were for the other people at The Compound.

>>37960984
We think it's someone else's bed. We couldn't have one. We're not important enough.

>>37960997

Was that official, or just some wishful thinking on anon's part? Didn't realize it was.

>>37961034
If she's like her anime counterpart at all, it's official.

>>37961034
nope thats her personality

>>37961034
In the anime she's from. That is her fetish. She's after the MC of that show because he's innocent.

>>37961034
It's who she's based off of. Though how much they are the same will be up to Guide>

>>37961092
He seems to give a heavy basis and so far she's setting all her warning flags. She's literally getting horny from how naive Will is. If we don't figure out a way to extract him this girl is gonna literally kidnap him/roofie him/drag him screaming out of Doc's.

I'm almost scared.

>>37961034
>>37961047
Well, I for one hope she is like her counterpart.

>>37961125
Not me, I've been waiting for this.

>>37961125
She taking Will or Will being saved by the girls is my fetish. I am so happy.

>>37961125
I find it exciting.

>>37961125
>kidnap him/roofie him/drag him screaming out of Doc's.
You misunderstand. Will will be asked to go and he will simply say yes.

>>37961125
>>37961228
The girls will bust in to save him thinking he was kidnapped and he will be sitting with her having milk because she asked him to and he said yes.

>>37961262
It will be the most pleasant and comfy kidnapping to ever happen. By the time the girls come rescue him, they will find Billy being cuddled by her, drinking milk and reading books.
William will say he has to go and she will ask him when he is free.
Then she will kill the rest of our team so Billy has more free time to spend with her.

>>37961365
>spoiler
No bad anon.

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>>37960737
You blink at the woman, wondering where to even start with how strange her statement is. You decide to start with the beginning; you guess she probably doesn’t know that part.

“I don’t sleep on beds,” you say to her, causing her to blink, “They put one in my room, but I don’t think it’s mine, they’re probably going to move it soon once they remember. They gave me a blanket though and let me buy another one.”

The woman’s face is…strange looking now. You aren’t really sure how to describe it. She’s breathing deeper though, maybe she’s hot.

“But why would I want to sleep in a bed with you?” you ask her, “That would be crowded, wouldn’t it?”

The woman is breathing even heavier now, her hands clenching into fists repeatedly.

“You…you…” she says, suddenly closing her eyes and turning away from you, reaching out to grab a bottle from her table and chugging it in one go, the entire bottle disappearing until she sets it down, taking a big gasp of air as she leans over the table, her hair falling down around her head.

“You…you should go,” she says, “Go now.”

You blink again, still rather confused as to what’s going on with the women or what she’s saying.

>Go back to the bar.
>Ask her if she needs help.
>Ask her why you would sleep with her again.
>Other.

>>37961390
>Ask her if she needs help.

>>37961390
>>Ask her if she needs help.
>>Ask her why you would sleep with her again.

>>37961390
>Go back to the bar.

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>>37961365
>mfw spoiler.
I do want milk and cookies time with her to be a thing. Sounds funny.

>>37961390
>Ask her if she needs help.

>>37961390
>>Go back to the bar.
>>Ask her if she needs help.
oh god she is going to squee.

>>37961390
>Ask her if she needs help.
Oh god this is so funny but will end badly for poor Will.

>>37961390
I think we just accidentally made her orgasm... time to gtfo before she goes full crazy.

>Go back to the bar. Ask our team what the hell just happened.

>>37961390
>>Ask her if she needs help.
We help people!

We won't have to roll a d20 for this one, right?

>>37961365
okay I cave, who is this lady and whats up with her?

I lack knowledge about the animes.

>>37961390
>>Ask her if she needs help.
We've got a Med kit! We're prepared for this! We read a whole book!

>>37961390
>>Go back to the bar.
she said go, so lets go

>>37961427
>Oh god this is so funny but will end badly for poor Will.
bad end fetishists like you are the fucking worst.