You are a Magical Girl, and you've just managed to obtain your fifth Golden Weapon by grabbing its owner in midair and then wrenching the both of you into a screaming, suicidal power dive. One that smashed you and your main objective through ten floors of solid reinforced concrete, with the eleventh finally arresting your fall (and being reduced to a shattered, cratered ruin underneath you). This bad idea of yours had its downsides, of course, such as how every bone in your body feels like they've been broken in several different places, and how your mouth can't seem to stop filling up with your own blood, leaking down your lips and chin with your every breath - but hey, it worked. It knocked Ahriman unconscious, rendering her senseless enough and harmless enough for you to remove the Golden Staff from her possession. It also had the added bonus of not killing Ahriman outright, putting you a step closer to keeping your promise to your best friend.And that should have been that, as far as you were concerned. Sure, there were loose ends to tie up - like the remnants of Ahriman's Rubricae stillfighting it out with Mami, Wendy and Tiny Pete up top - but with your main objective secured and your secondary objective unconscious at your feet, this operation should've been done and over with. You'll worry about the wings and your costume later - you just want to get out of this fucking nightmare and go home. Back to the comfortable confines of your own apartment. Back to the seclusion of your own room and a bottle of Kong, and maybe some painkillers just to spice it up some.Back to Midori.
>>37948915But fate, it seemed, had other ideas. Instead of looking at everything you've been put through and all that you've done and simply just allowing you to get your bruised and battered self home - it instead sends its sneering, laughing refusal in the form of your Equerry. Your Equerry, who seems to have been emotionally compromised to the point that she's dangerously close to Witching Out, and has to put herself in some sort of Terminator-like trance to keep herself together. The good thing about that, evidently, is she's not turning into an eldritchian nightmare anytime soon.The bad thing about it is somehow, it's making her think you're someone you're not, and now she wants to kill you."Akemi Homura." She'd said then. Not growled, not snarled in the usual, venomous way that Sayaka normally says your name. No emotion whatsoever except a cold fury. "Prepare to defend yourself."And so, with your body feeling like it's moments away from giving out - your wings a dead weight against your back, limp and lifeless - and blood continuing to leak down the corners of your mouth, you watch as grim finality shines in the eyes of your approaching Equerry. Her blade gleaming with unholy light as she brings it up in a slow salute. Pressing the flat against her forehead while kissing the hilt. A knightly salute, made in saintly reverence.This is what fate looks like when it's fucking with you....No. This is what fate looks like when it's fucking you in the ass.What do you do?Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
>>37948940>>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>>37948940>[x]Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.We've already won, the longer we're here the worse off we'll be
>>37948940>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>>37948940>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.Don't do it Sayaka, we're so close to keeping our promise, you saved Kyoko's gem, come on!
>>37948940>[x]Stop time. Take soul gem away and purify it. And lick it for good measure
>>37948940>Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.>Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance
>>37948940[X] "My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."
>>37948940>Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.Any ideas Braids?
>>37948940>Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>>37948940>[X]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.
>>37948940>[x]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.Since I have to go to work, might as well start things off interestingly.
>>37948940[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness."My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."
>>37948940>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.>"My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."
GOTTA GO FAST CHIAKI
>>37948940>[x]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.Maybe they have good ideas!
>>37948940[Ask the stooges, on how to be a better dildo]
>>37948940>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.>>"My name, Equerry, is Chiaki Matsuda."Adding - [X]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistanceto vote
>>37949208>Trusting a golden weapon.
>>37949244Ahriman told us to not trust them.>Trusting Ahriman
>>37949244>Weaponing a golden trust
>>37948940>[x]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.Appeal to her dildo nature. Full drill sergeant! "EQUERRY! Why in the ever-living FUCK are you brandishing a weapon at your WARMASTER? If you want to run me through that's FINE, but you'll do it at headquarters, during a spar, and NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MISSION, you WEEPING AMATEUR!"Get Mami to yell at her too if that don't work.Finally, if she keeps coming, rely on Kirika, with the logic "Your cute disciple needs help, and now you OWE ME. Cut to disable, leaving the red gem around her neck intact."
>>37949310>Goldening a trust weapon
>>37949311We CANNOT use Kirika, not while she has Kyoko.
>>37949336>Grusting a wolden teapon
>>37948940+1 for all the Drill Sergeant Homu votes
>>37949353If there is one moment in all of this quest Kirika will help us non-lethally takedown a non-Oriko person, it is here and now, IMHO.
>>37948940>[x]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.
>>37949404It's not worth the risk.It's a small miracle that her soul gem is intact, lets not start fucking with the prophecy that we kill her, too.
So. Just a thought, but Ahriman is gone dead fish, right?That should hopefully mean that radio/whatever interference is gone, right?SOMEBODY GET YUMA ON THE HORN AND GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE.
wait wait wait does yuma have the juice the extract Oriko?Because if not, she can take oriko instead of us and we can get in Pete and teleport out with him.
>>37949510It's worth asking. But the energy swirling around Sayaka may be just as baffling to a teleporter as Ahriman's magical stuff. Might want to teleport Oriko out first as priority since she's just a regular non magical person. For Sayaka, we may want to wait until she's calmed down or has the sense to relinquish Kyouko first, else she might start raging in the middle of the Officio.
>>37948940[x]Stop time. Ask Pinky for help.Why not just make a bad situation worse?
>>37948940>Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.>Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.BOTH
>>37948940>[X]Get your Golden Desert Eagle. Ask the Three Stooges for assistance.>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.
>>37948940>[X]Try to talk her out of it. Sayaka's a dildo through and through - you can reach her somehow with your own dildoness.>[X]Go immediately on the offensive. Take her out without doing permanent harm. You're not dying now, not while looking like this and being sober.
Did someone forget to call the vote?
"Voting period is over" posters, why hast thou forsaken us?!?
>>37949764We already know she will just tell us to kill her.
>>37948940>>37949803>>37949826I just got here, okay.
>>37949803I was asleep until a bit ago, Hat's busy, and Attarou has finally been sealed by the legendary sword Ergheiz.I'll do this anyway so we don't get any more votes an hour after the period's ended. Sorry, guys! Thought it was obvious by the time I got up.>>37949843Dammit Attarou
>>37949843>>37949848Like buses. You wait ages for one then two come along at once
>>37949853Y-you were waiting for me!? Oh, Sempai...!
>>37948964 >>37948976 >>37948981 >>37949085You decide to try and talk Sayaka out of it. Right now, in the state you're in, you're in no shape to fight. You doubt you can even shoot your own Desert Eagle without it bucking out of your hands and into your face in no less than two shots. ...Running's no good either, unless you plan on limping or crawling away. Flying would've been nice, except your wings seem to be content in just lying slack against your bare back, useless and limp and good for nothing else.So you stand your ground, and try to talk your way out of a hole you've dug yourself into."Akemi Homura?" You repeat the name, just as Sayaka had uttered it, while twisting your features to convey what you hoped look like irritated confusion. You allow a moment to pass before frowning fully. "...Who the fuck is that? My name, if you've forgotten, Equerry..."You let another moment pass, while turning to the side to spit blood on the broken floor. The black glob of liquid hitting the concrete with an acidic hiss. Turning back to the Eversor, you finish your sentence, forcing yourself to stand up straight despite your own knees feeling like they've just been blown out by your own gun. Your back feeling like it's the victim of early-onset osteoarthritis, while being made out of needles.."...is Chiaki Matsuda."Sayaka stops in her tracks here, her glowing crimson eyes narrowing. "No. Your name...your true name is Akemi Homura. I know. I remember. I've never..." She pauses to take a breath here, and you hear the echo of a pounding surf in her exhalation. The sharp scent of seawater momentarily distracting you from the coppery stench of your own blood. "...I've never forgotten."[1/2]
>>37949906She points her sword at you, the transparent blade shining with a murderous light. "I looked for you, traitor. As Madoka suffered in your heresy - I hunted for you, day and night. And always your hordes of Witches and cultists blocked my way. Always they died so that you might live."Her grip tightens on the sword's handle with a creak of glove-silk, before slowly drawing the weapon to the side, point towards the floor. Continuing her inexorable, implacable advance towards you again. "I've never stopped searching for you, Homura. Not through all these long years. Now my search is over, and I can finally settle things between us."And here - as the soul gem of your best friend begins to flash in time with your own racing heartbeat, the bauble hanging from your Equerry's neck from a chain like an oversized pendant - you take a step back as Sayaka raises her sword in a double-handed grip, seeking to cleave you from head to groin with an overhead chop. An executioner's blow."I get to save the world from you - like the fucking hero I'm supposed to be."Talking, obviously, didn't work.How do you react?Charge in with what strength you have left and steal Kyoko's soul gem to hold it hostage. If she won't listen to you, she'll listen to Kyoko.Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
>>37949918>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
>>37949918[x]Ask her how heroic it looks to beat up a cripple
>>37949918>Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
>>37949918>this is going to fucking hurt
>>37949918[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?![X] Pulse Yuma to see if she can get teleport locks on Oriko and the others to begin evacAt best we can use the two Golden Weapons together to dull the pain.
>>37949918>Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!> Tell Sayaka WE'RE TRYING TO KILL HOMURA AKA THE TRANSCENDENT ONE
>>37949954DO YOU FEEL LIKE A HERO YET
>>37949918>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?It's gonna be a fight either way. Time for FIGHTOMANCY.
>>37949946It's scary how well that song fits right now
>>37949918>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!
>>37949918[x] I KNOW what I have done to her! I have been trying to undo what I did so many lifetimes ago. What else would I do, when she haunts me to this day
>>37949918>[x]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!>[x]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?thoughts should be fast enough to not get killed during a quick conversation. If nothing else, we can have one of them take control of our body, seemed to work well with other weapons.
>>37949918>[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?>[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!asking the stooges is definitely a bad idea but it seems worth the risk, also time for my favorite type of diplomacy>>37949859It's not like we were waiting for you especifically or anything baka
>>37949918>>[X]Charge in with what strength you have left and steal Kyoko's soul gem to hold it hostage. If she won't listen to you, she'll listen to Kyoko.
>>37949918>[X]Get your gun out and ask the stooges. What the fuck do you do here?!We can't hold Kyoko hostage against her, we do need to make sure her gem is not damaged during this.Sayaka is going through the same thing Chiaki did, or it seems like it.
>>37949998>implying Decu didn't write the scene while thinking of that song
>>37949918[x]tell her to fucking put away kyoko's soul gem before it gets broken by her own recklessness[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?
>>37949918Tell her you shot Homu in the face.
>>37949918>[X]Channel BraidsIf she remembers the devil maybe she remembers her girlfriend.
>>37949946I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHY IS THE REASON i'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE
>>37950015It's not even that. All the plotlines came together to fit.
>>37949918"Killing me won't do anything, Sayaka. That bitch won't be hurt by it either way. Not to mention that you would be wasting Kaneda's sacrifice."
>>37950057>implying he hasn't been aiming for this
>>37950063Perhaps, Mr. Skeleton. Perhaps.
>>37950048But Yuma is Raiden. And I don't think we're Armstrong. How are we supposed to win this?
>>37950058"Killing me won't do anything, Sayaka. That bitch won't be hurt by it either way. Not to mention that you would be wasting Kaneda's sacrifice."
>>37949918[X]Prepare to fight back. ...This is going to fucking hurt, isn't it?"You're in the Akashic Realm, you dumb bitch. This place is playing with your head. Believe me, I know. I've got the same shit going on and we need to get out of here before it gets worse.Get Kyoko out of here, and if you still want to kill me when I get back... we'll go from there."
>>37949918>[x] And what then Sayaka? What will you do after you kill me off?
>>37949918>[X] Call Yuma.
>>37950063I'll believe you if you can resist this delicious glass of milk.
>>37949918>Listen you bitch cleanse your damn soul gem, cleanse Kyouko's too for good measure and let's get out of here already. If you still want a piece of me then whatever, so long as the rest of the team is safe and we're out of this hellhole.
>>37950113The joke's on you, I take calcium supplements every day!
>>37949918>Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.I know this is a very dangerous idea, but what options do we have to stay alive? Talking doesn´t work, we are psichycally exhausted, and the the stooges can´t communicate with Sayaka... nor that she is going to listen
>>37950164Are you blind?>>37950119
>>37949918>[X]Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ask Pinky for help.I can't see any other option that even has the potential to work, so we might as well go for broke.
>>37950171Sorry. When my comment appeared, the voting period was already over
>>37950186>>37950164Except Pinky has no reason to help or save Kyouko. In fact, she's much more likely to just eat her Soul Gem to spite Sayaka as much as to mess with Chiaki.
>>37950200THISDo not trust Pinky.
We are so fucked, it's hilarious. If only we could just teleport Sayaka back with everyone else, or something.
>>37950194That's why ya update before ya vote, ya dingus.
Kind of a long shot here, but would Tiny Pete blaring out Sayaka's favorite Ruri Kirishima song/songs at an ungodly volume would help? Music elicits strong reactions in Alzheimer's patients. Perhaps it could help jog Sayaka out of her funk. Not saying that it'll magically save us from a grueling fight, but it might help reawaken a part of our Equerry, seeing as how she felt so strongly about it.
>>37950256This is an incredibly stupid idea and I wish we'd gone through with it.
>>37950256Oh my God! I was going to propose putting classisc music, but then I thought anons would laugh at me for the idea. And actually, someone else thinks the same!
>>37950256It can't be helped. We'll have to sing it ourselves.
>>37950256This is the stupidest idea, yet I'm drawn to it. The idea of a giant terminator with every single gun possible blaring idol shit is magnificent.
>>37950275I would've proposed a dance-off too, but we don't have an ace in the hole to blindside her with and she's probably too focused on MURDERDEATHKILL to be bamboozled by it.
>>37950256At the very least it would remind her we aren't exactly the same Homura, because that is most definitely not a Homura plan.
>>37950256>>37950275>>37950282>>37950302In a brighter, happier quest that would probably work.But I don't think Mr. Decu's despair train will be braked so easily.
>>37950317Dance-off sounds like it would work about as well as the rap battle in HQR
>>37950316Disclaimer: I don't think it'll save us, but it might provide a crack in her facade that we could try to pry open with other Equerry memory stuff.
>>37950256>>37950275>>37950282>>37950302>>37950316>>37950320This entire thing is beautiful.Let's get Mother 1 on this shit.
>>37950350>Mother 1I thought this too but didn't think of how it could work!I guess it'd be >>37950256>SING A MELODY>SIMPLE AS CAN BE
>>37950336If nothing else, it'll throw her off and maybe make her hesitate. If only because she thinks we're fucking with her and not taking it seriously.
>>37950329Rap battle was fun in HQR, netted us our Science guy until he died.Now rap battle in Boo's breaker...That's another story.
>>37950327True. We're probably gonna have to at least tire her out before anything like that will have any effect. And it doesn't look like she's going to stop the tape train anytime soon.
>>37950379The rap battle lost us plantbro
>>37950385Plantbro came back bigger and better. Also brained Lucifer at FTL speed.
What was Sayaka's special song that we played that one time?
>>37950403Braids knew it, if we want to aim for that. We don't have a piano, but I'm sure we can hum a tune or something.
>>37950416M-maybe we could "find" a piano in this chaotic world of craziness.
>>37950367>So it has come to this, Sayaka. Warmaster against Equerry, the Nameless One versus Her Knight.>Very well then. TINY PETE! COME TO MY SIDE!>Start playback of Kirishima Ruri's most popular songs, to serve as background to our glorious conflict! Come Miki Sayaka, let me tell you exactly why your favorite Idol sucks!
>>37950416Let's ask Braids for advice!inb4 she tells us to kiss her
>>37950367I don't think she's going to hesitate. She doesn't have any preamble or theatrics to interrupt. The best outcome of this music thing is that something in the back of her head will start whispering "something here isn't right." The worst outcome is that she'll get even more furious at us and do something we will all regret.Music angle might be worth exploring, but it shouldn't be our clutch move.
>>37950385Oh the first rap battle. Yeah, that was a stupid idea. The second rap battle was a far better choice.Rest in piece, Afro-no-Funigami. Gravity smeared pieces.
>>37950416We really should get a nice piano once we get back. Not like we have anything else worth spending our Warmaster salary on.
I predict that if we succeed in calming Sayaka down Mami will shoot her
>>37950483Agreed. Play for Ramentits and FishBitch.
>>37950430>Implying we don't have one up our shield.
>>37950500HOLY SHIT I BET YOU'RE RIGHT
>>37950490Oh god no
>>37950448But that's not safe for work, Braids. Or for our continued survival, but that's not looking too good right now, anyway.
>>37950562This is seriously the best pairing. Sayaka has just the right balance of bust and lithe muscular figure; imagine that pressed up against delicate, noodly little Homu.... unf.
>>37950590Best is Mami Homu.
>>37950590Wrong. Madoka Homura is best.
>>37950649You're right, anon.Worst girls should stay together.
>>37950668>cat>good tastePick one and only one.
>>37950668I agree with your sentiment but disagree with your choices.
>>37950668Ahh, thats why NECO is so alone- theres nobody so bad we can pair her up with.
HOMU IS NOT A SLUT
>>37950742Yes there is: your waifu
>>37950761CHIAKA IS LOVE
>>37950742throw her at some slutswhere are the sluts
>>37950794[insert reaction image here]We're nearly at the image limit (it's 150 on /tg/, right?). So let's give Decu a few more slots.
>>37950803Enishi ate them
>>37950818Aaaaaand then I realized my mistake. Fuck me.
>>37950818If we post enough images, Decu won't be able to post chikuwa. He'll have to continue the thread forever!
>>37949955 >>37949979 >>37950004 >>37950014She's really going to do this, then? You can't help but laugh weakly here, your own blood stringing from your teeth as you stare up at the blade about to put you out of your misery. She's actually going to try and kill you while you're in this kind of shape? What the fuck is so heroic about that?What the fuck is so heroic about killing someone who can't even fight back?No snarled retort. No sneering riposte. Not even a denial or an offended huff. Sayaka - the Sayaka you've grown to depend upon as your Equerry - would have called you a hypocrite at least.Nothing but stark, guarded silence as she brings her sword down with the force of a god splitting the earth in two. All just to murder you where you stand.It would've done the job, with how much force she put into that strike. That and then some. And you probably wouldn't have suffered much. You were tempted to, to be perfectly honest - a part of you wanted to just be done with all this bullshit. Fortunately - or unfortunately - a bigger part of you wanted to live, and had forced your entire body to throw itself to the side just in time to avoid the oncoming blade. Choosing a hard fall into some jagged tiles and rock shards instead of a terminal case of splitting headache. Ignoring the fresh cuts you're accumulating on your bare shoulders, arms and face as you scramble back up to your feet, wounds that will form your new collection of scars if you somehow manage to live through this.And you will. You're not dying here. Not like this. Not after everything.And certainly not while looking like a two-bit hussy during shore leave.[1/2]
>>37950920+ Alright, stooges, time for twenty questions, + You pulse to the gun in your hand as you force yourself to keep moving, keeping one eye on Sayaka as she easily pulls her sword out of the gaping canyon she'd just carved into the concrete floor. The transparent blade cutting through the rock like butter. + Any of you went through this before? What's she talking about? And more importantly, how the fuck do I get her from murderous bitch mode to just normal stick-up-her-ass bitch mode? +Silence. Total silence. No other voice in your head speaking except your own frantic, panicked thoughts, and for a moment you wonder if they had ever been there in the first place. If it hadn't been just you talking to yourself.Then--+ Matsuda-san! + A breathy voice, just as panicked as yours, finally speaks up. It's Braids! + I'm sorry! The other two, they've been trying to stop me from talking to you! They think you're the Transcendent One, that you've killed the Nameless One somehow and swallowed her soul to walk in her flesh! +W-what? But you're not--+ Yes, I know! That's what I told them how silly that sounds! They still didn't listen, so I pushed their mirrors over and they can't talk for the moment! It's just me for now! +...Right. Okay. At least you have someone. Not as good, but definitely not bad either. Anyway, what do you do? How do you get out of this? What's going on with Sayaka?+ ...Thanks for the vote of confidence, Matsuda-san. + There's a brief note of irritation here, before it's washed away by urgency. + A-anyway, um! If I'm guessing correctly, Sayaka-chan is...well, she's probably remembering her memories as The First Knight, now! The Knight who swore to always stand by the Blessed Lady's side, to protect her from the darkness of the world - and the first to realize the Shieldmaiden's treachery! + You hear her swallow here. + T-that's us, Matsuda-san, if you didn't get it-- +[2/3]
>>37950742NECO already won the Malalbowl.We're you not aware? Infuriating anons was all part of Malal's plan.
>>37950938>won>wasn't brushed off for The Plan and left to stew as an unsatisfied and lonely war widowt-top nya
>>37950934Yes, yes, you know all about that Shieldmaiden bullshit, you can't help but pulse back with your own irritation. What do you need to do to get Sayaka back? The real Sayaka, not this...super-dildo on fucking steroids!+...I can argue that this is the real Sayaka now, Matsuda-san, as she was always meant to be, + Braids breathlessly pulses back. + But...but if I know Sayaka-san, there are two ways to bring her back. +Alright, what are those, then?+ The first one is to give her a strong enough shock that she has no choice but to shut down. Just pretend that you're surrendering, a-and that you want her to be your second for your, um, honorable discharge. + Her voice hesitating at the polite euphemism for suicide. + Then, when she's about to cut your head off, use the gun to shoot off her sword hand. That should do it. +...And what's the second one?Braids pauses here, but you can hear her gasp for breath. She probably isn't used to talking this much this fast. + Music, + She finally says. + It's the only other constant of Sayaka-san I can think of. Music'll bring her back, but it has to be something she hates. +...Music? Fucking music? What, you have to sing her back into being normal? This isn't some fucking third-rate anime--+ LISTEN TO ME! + Braids shouts into your mind, nearly making you trip as you scramble to avoid another beheading cut. + Stop telling people that their advice is stupid! You asked me, I'm telling you! If you don't like it, then you can just f-fuh...fuuh... + She stumbles over the curse, before managing to spit something else out with equal venom. + THEN YOU CAN JUST ASK SOMEONE ELSE! +And just like that, you feel her presence leave you. Your Desert Eagle once more reduced to a simple gun, albeit one that's very good at putting holes in people.What do you do?Do the thing where you shoot off Sayaka's sword hand.Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.There must be some other way!
>>37950962Best end, really.
>>37950966>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Don't wanna hit angry Saya, she scary yo.
>>37950934I need to know one thing. If I get her out of the Akashic Realm, will this fix itself, or do I have to try and beat some sense into her?
>>37950966>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
>>37950966> Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Flame of Despair is a remix of Symposum Magarum. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>37950966>>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
>>37950966>Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Ok, quick, who remembers what music she hates, because I don't.
>>37950966>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
>>37950966[x] TAKE A MELODY, SIMPLE AS CAN BEsomeone else started it earlier but oh well
>>37950966>Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
>>37950966[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
>>37950966[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.[x]Pulse Yuma to begin extracting the team, starting with Oriko.Because this one at least leaves open a chance for the other option.
>>37950966[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Wait...>Music'll bring her back, but it has to be something she hates.Its not the idol music. Use the classical music.
>>37950966>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Well, can't believe that became an option. No time to wait and consider the other options right?
>>37950966>Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgDqGrcblASING A MELODYSIMPLE AS CAN BEGIVE IT SOME WORDS ANDSWEET HARMONYRAISE YOUR VOICESALL DAY LONG NOWLOVE GROWS STRONG NOWSING A MELODY OF LOVEOH LOVE
>>37950999Man, what was that band that whathisface was a part of? The heavy metal one?Please tell me Pete has a Noise Marine mode.
>>37950962Isn't it sad NECO?
>>37951006It's either classical or death metal.
Refresh my memory - do we actually KNOW what music sayaka hates?
>>37951049No, but we know a song that makes her cry.
>>37950966>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.>>37951006Stupid fish music for the stupid fish Sayaka.
>>37951049Didn't Kyouko mention her music tastes during the concert mission? It all coincides with Kamijou's musical endeavors.
>>37951049I'm pretty sure she hates Kyosuke's heavy metal.
>>37951031>Man, what was that band that whathisface was a part of? The heavy metal one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaMEDajv_9o
>>37950966Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.
>>37951060Yeah, but in a good way
>>37951044>classical or death metalSPOOL UP "ELEVEN RAPES A SECOND"
>>37951090That is not the filename I have it saved under.
>>37950966Fucking hell, Braids is a trouper.>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.We must channel our inner idol and become as annoying as possible. Let's hope this works somehow.
>>37951110>Murderface becomes the idolshit
>>37950966>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Oh please let this work please please please
She has no styleShe has no graceThis bitch has a goofy faceShe can summon standsWhen she needs toAnd split your skull openJust for youDestroys herselfJust like a buffoonThis crazy cuntJust hates this tune
>[X]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Sayaka really loved our piano play so that's right out.Time for some detroit metal city?Tiny Pete may just have some appropriate 'mood music' ready.
>>37950966[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.If that fails.There's always a third option.
>>37951130There she goes, there she goes again. Look everyone she bitched once again. Isn't she just the worst girl around. Oh my god.
>>37950966[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.Sure, she has the JUSTICE right now, but does this version of Sayaka have the BEATS to back it up ?!
>>37950966>[x]Do the thing where you use music to bring her back.got the feeling that she would expect treachery. And come on, seppuku? Nah.
[X] "Just so you know, Sayaka, I am never going to forgive you for this.Death would probably hurt less."Then launch into Kamijou's Greatest Hits CD.
>>37950966[x] MUSIC TIME!
>>37950966I don't even have an appropriate voting banner for this one
>[x] Do the thing where we use music to bring her backI swear if we sing the madoka magoca theme song to bring her back I will fucking scream
>>37951215refuge in audacity
>>37951110but sayaka likes idols>>37951229
>>37951270Fortunately we should make a very bad idol
Oh my fucking God! Yesterday, when Sayaka entered Super-murder-bitch-mode, I was thinking if music was an option to bring her to her senses, and this morning I spend like two hours thinking what music was good to calm her down (and finally deciding that Adeste Fideles interpreted by Enya was a good option). And now, it´s actually happening!. I am gigling like an idiot right now!
>...What? What the hell was that? That was just him screaming 'RAPE' over and over again!>"Yes!" Ruri squeals, clapping. "But eleven times, in one second! Even I can't do that!">...Well. Er. You guess that's something to be proud about, then.>You glance towards Sayaka, and you can't help but feel sorry for the blue-haired Eversor. If there was really confirmation that there was something between her and Kyosuke, this was it. But...not like how you thought? Something like that?>You reach up and carefully, gently, place your hand on her shoulder. She stiffens at this, whirling to see who it is - finally giving you a half-hearted glare with slightly-reddened eyes. >"I'm not crying." Sayaka grumbles at you, sniffing.>That includes trying to reach for a different dream entirely.We must try Twelve Rapes per second!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw
Since we lost our old uniform, what are we going to wear around casually now? Do we even own any other clothes?
>>37951326This might be just silly enough to work
>>37951347Just the warmaster's coat, I think.
>>37951347The date clothes, which look rather like our normal uniform.I'm hoping we'll be able to figure something out when we get back.
>>37951347Chiaki can probably mail-order some casual clothes on the net.
>>37951347>Not wanting to wear bestdress casually.
>>37951326Welp, we have our "song"......
>>37951361And the jacket kyoko got us
>>37951379What "song" do you mean?
>>37951369It's important because it's something which is presumably specific to OUR Sayaka. Should give her something to navigate by in the chaos of the Akashic.
>>37951382I'm still sad about the ponytail.
>>37951326>TwelveFuck I was off by one. But yeah. Yeah.And remember who's gonna be playing this
>>37951415Wait, no, I was right. ELEVEN. YEAH. THIS IS IT
>inb4 Chiaki starts singing "I was waiting for this moment"
>>37951396150 threads later, I'm still mad side braid didn't win.
>>37951441It is hard to be an ominous latin choir by yourself
>>37951456It's hard to do a lot of music by yourself.Maybe we'll pull a boombox out of the shield.
>>37951456Nothing is impossible with enough damned souls forced into being backup singers
>>37951456According to the counter we have 57 anons to be a chorus
>>37951396inb4 every time we transform our hair grows out now>Mami and Midori having a field day playing with Chiaki's hair
>>37951455Side braid was the second best option in my opinion. I wouldn't mind trying it out the next time Chiaki gets a hair extension. >>37951456>implying the souls of the damned in the Akashic Realm won't start singing along with her
>>37951491We'll just do a niconico chorus style thing... right?
>>37951482>>37951477>>37951474>>37951456In any event I think the 'local lesbian ruins everything' song is pretty much the Worst Thing we could use to convince sayaka that we are not the devildyke in question
For something completely out of left field https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f66kEastC58
>>37951519Yes, that's the joke behind the original post.
>sing something Sayaka hatesBut what DOES she hate? She seemed to be okay with everything from the brutalest of metals to the most diabetes inducing pop idol songs.
>>37951474You, I like you
>>37951534Country. It's the most American music, her nippon pride won't be able to tolerate it.
>>37951527This is not the worst suggestion, considering how much Chiaki loves the booty.
>>37951478Just her hair?
>>37951566I didn't say Midory and Wendy.We're a god now, consorts are the in thing.>>37951511>Midori pulling back the obscenely long hair to find Wendy nestled inside
>>37950966Oh geez, Braids trying to tell us to get fucked is just too adorable.
>>37951597Her expression has to be EXACTLY the same.
>>37950966Both. Both is good.
>>37951549Yeah, the cacophony of voices somehow sounds pleasing.Although... I suspect the male to female ratio will be quite a bit different.
>"You can reach Sayaka through music! You can bring her back, I'm sure!!"oh gods why is this being considered a good optiondid no-one actually even watch the anime
>>37951692If she was a witch, I wouldn't even consider it.
>>37951692We must trust the Sakayamancer.
>>37951692Do you think the other option is any better?
>>37951692>meta knowledge of dubius canonicity Chiaki wouldn't even know about in the first placevs>the girl that was in a close relationship with an iteration of the subject in question telling you something about the aforementioned subjectI'll go with Braids.
>>37951692To be fair, we did contact a past Sayaka via music using Braid's songWe could do it again here
>>37951733I don't know about better, but reversing the jetstream sam polarity on her is certainly valid
>>37951733Sure. Shoot her arm off, exfiltrate with her and Ahriman, and deal with them afterwards. Perhaps with music then.>>37951749The thing is, in universe, you're dealing with Sayaka using a method that's supposed to work on the First Knight.Chiaki wants OUR Sayaka back. And our Sayaka responds best to violence.
>>37951768I don't even...what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBfypZyxJO0
>>37951781Braids wasn't making out with the First Knight, she just knows about her from the other homus.
>>37951805And that method's still supposed to be based on information for the First Knight, yo.
>use musicMusic is what sent her on the witch path the first time...
Dubious canonity?Anon, we're the fucking Devil. Metal Battles are practically mandatory.
>>37951864Classical music, not 10 rapes a second.
>>37951864No, I think music COMES with the witch, not CAUSES the witch
>>37951895>start singing Beethoven>Sayaka witches out>start singing Breaking the Law>Sayaka rocks out.the choice is clear.
>>37951901At Big Shell the music might have caused... something witchy, but that was a different special case
>>37950980 >>37950988 >>37950999 >>37951004"Get back here, traitor." Sayaka calls out to you in a voice as cold as frost, as cold as the blade-born death it promised. "Get back here and suffer for your treachery. You only prolong the inevitable by running." Her steps, unhurried and deliberate, echo throughout the devastated floor with a bell-toll's finality. "No one runs from justice."No, but you can probably run long enough to think of something stupid to get justice off your tracks, you grumble to yourself as you bring out your teleport beacon from your inventory, slapping it back onto your wrist. And what you've thought up might be stupid enough to work.But if it doesn't, well...it'd be a hell of a way to die.+ Ashford? + You send out a pulse skyward, keeping your gun aimed at Sayaka's slowly approaching form, the stalking knight holding her broadsword en garde as she continues to walk closer. + Ashford? Can you hear me? How's the situation up there? ++ Warmaster? + Rea's pulsed reply is a rather faint one - either by inexperience with this kind of communication or simply because of distance, you're not sure. + Warmaster, we've been trying to get in touch with you for nearly an hour now. Where are you? What about the main objective? Are you--"+ Never mind that now, + You pulse hurriedly as you fire off a couple of shots at your pursuer, hoping to at least dissuade her from coming closer - but Sayaka instead swats each shot away with the near-invisible blade of her sword, each round slapped hard enough that you swore they burst into fragments at the impact. + Is it possible for you to get to my position? How's the fighting over there? +[1/2]
>>37951894>Metal Battles are practically mandatory.I've been waiting for this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGmPGcM2JDk
>>37951957A moment's silence, before Rea returns, her pulse completely calm, placid. Completely at odds to what she's talking about.+ Nothing we can't handle, Warmaster. The loadout you chose for Tiny Pete was surprisingly and devastatingly effective for the threat you summoned us for. The first few minutes alone we eliminated half of the enemy hostiles. There's little less than a quarter left to take care of, with Miss Tomoe and Miss Cooldown mopping up the rest. + It's hear that you detect a faint hint of displeasure from the Magical Girl-turned-pilot. + They even told me to stand down and let them finish off the others. ...Miss Tomoe in particular seems really eager to work off some stress.+...Hnh. Well, That's something, at least. That means you can use Rea for what you have in mind, then.+ ...What are you planning, Warmaster? + Rea asks suddenly. + And where is Miss Sayaka? Miss Mami told me that she'd be joining the skirmish earlier, but she never showed up...+You shake your head here, just before scrambling away before the Eversor in question gets a bit too close for comfort. Her blade chopping off a bit more of your hair as you desperately duck to avoid getting the rest of you cleaved away. + Later, later! One more thing, does Tiny Pete have some sort of music system? And does he have any idol music in his playlist?! +Another pause, and then, a hesitating reply. +...Yes, Warmaster, he has one. Misaka seems to have inloaded it along with his targeting programs. + A sigh. + ...And upon checking, yes, Tiny Pete does have idol music in his playlist. A couple of Kirishima Ruri's recent albums, which I've always felt are her weakest ones to date, she's being influenced too much by western music in these...+Hah. That works perfectly.[2/3]
>>37951966How do you respond?Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it....Forget it. I'll handle this myself. Keep overwatch on Mami and Wendy, keep them safe.
>>37951978>>37951957>It's happeningTHIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
>>37952000[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.IT. IS. TIIIIIIIIIIIME!
>>37952000[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952000[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.like you even have to ask
>>37952000>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzuRnKnO7E
>>37952000>Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952000>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37951978[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952000>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952000>[x]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it."Just let me ask you one last question, Sayaka.""What-""Is your body l@dy?"
>>37952000>[X]...Forget it. I'll handle this myself. Keep overwatch on Mami and Wendy, keep them safe.We shall sing a song instead!
>>37952000> Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it....did decu skip a post or is that choice the 3?
>>37952000>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.it's to late to back out now
>>37952000>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.I-I don't like that we have to choose. It makes me worried. Does the other option mean Tiny Pete will still come to us minus Rea?
>>37952000>Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.We remind her that blueberry is our number one princess in the whole world.
>>37952000[X] YOU CAN'T STOP THE METALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC6CPwu0I44
>>37952000[X] Bring TIny Pete here. LET´S ROCK
>>37952000>>[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952000>Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.>idol musicDammit Chiaki not what music you hate what seyiku hates.
Isn't Ruri idolmusic that Sayaka likes? I can't recall. Neither can Chiaki probably, so I'm at peace.
>>37952108Sayaka is a giant fan, but recently she had her idol image shattered and this is supposedly the weakest album Ruri made so it SHOULD get some sort of reaction. Even if it's the bad memory of the Ruri escort mission it might shake her more recent memories loos.
>>37952108Sayaka loves Ruri Kirishima and her music.However, hearing those "weak" albums may be akin to edition wars for anal DnD fans and Superior Spider-Man to the same type of comic fans.
>>37952000[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.[X[Also if you could make him dance along to it, that would be great
>>37952159>she had her idol image shatteredWhat? I thought she liked being an idol.
>>37951957>>37951978>>37952000=3=Muu~!Sayaka! I'm your friend, muu~!You gotta believe me muu~!!pls do a baleef in me!!! =3=
[X]Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete can manage it.
>>37952221Dan you are my waifu
>>37952202>dancingAHAHAHA OH GOD
>>37952221I love you, Dan.
>>37952221>Sayaka's face when
>>37952306Rea, get AWAY from that soap box. You aren't fooling anyone.
Now the question - can Decu keep a measure of real fear, suspense and doubt as to the plan's chances, and still capitalize on the incongrous humor of a huge terminator bot blasting shitty pop-idol music?I THINK HE CAN
>>37952340I thought we generally kept her eyes, or at least half of them, visible. Tall cameraman?
>>37952306hnnnnng, Rea is adorable
>>37952340>Losing transparency ONE JOB ANON
>>37952419Well I'm sorry my work comp only has MSpaint.
>>37952221Of only it goes half this good!!
>>37952468This has to work, just because there's no the Transcendent One would ever be this goofy.
Just remember the end game anons. Just remember the end game.
>>37952620Everyone dead or dying?
>>37952620Harem end.SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, PANTIES FOR THE PANTY WALL
>>37952620Collecting all the dragonballs?
>>37952658I'm pretty sure if we solved the central conflict with a wish the universe would collapse under the irony
>>37952620Catch all the Pokemon?
>>37952620Having Midori and Wendy do the Fusion Dance to become the goddess of Ass AND Titties?
>>37952701>the goddess of Ass AND Titties?So basically Mami.
>>37952701>Midori and Wendy's child
>>37952719Gee Chiaki, why do you get to have two Mami-sans?
>>37952717I like how you dont even bother having her say it at this point
>>37952717See? Dan Kim gets it.
>>37952620Is it this? Because if it is, I don't approve.
>>37952779Pinky is not Godoka. I am not cool with that shit.
>>37952842Technically speaking, they are the same person (same body, different mind)
>>37952779Best end. Even better than the harem end.
>>37952435>>37952419>>37952340Not either of those guys, but found an online editor that got the job done.
>>37952620The end game isn't real. The ride never ends.
>>379529072027 according to the calculations!
>>37952880What that mean?
>>37952919Hal when are you going to do more drawings of that cat
>>37952945Disassociative Identity Disorder.
>>37952945Dissociative Identity DisorderMultiple Personalities for the layman
>>37952888Whoops, widened if for no good raisin. 880 x 800? Pig Disgusting.
>>37952974>>37952978thanks, guys. I am from Spain and sometimes expressions in english confuse me
>>37952954But I did...Sorry, SWQ art kept me busy for the last few weeks.
>>37953127Ooops. Wrong file.
>>37953127>>37953146>SWQ > MGNQOh. I see how it is.
>>37953146>SWQ above MGNQYou and your cheating heart, Hal.
>>37952014 >>37952015 >>37952018 >>37952024 + Just get to my location as fast as you can, and get ready to play one of the tracks - any track - at full volume on my signal. As loud as Tiny Pete's systems can manage it. + You pulse your instructions to your robot buddy's pilot just as you give your teleportation beacon another slap, forcing it to activate. + Confirm if you understand instructions and have a lock on my position. +Another pause, before Rea replies. + Confirmed, Warmaster. On both counts. + You sense the diminutive Vindicare's hesitation once again, but it's quickly buried underneath what seems like her trust in you - her trust in you knowing what you're doing. + ETA ten seconds. Please be warned, I'll be coming in hot. +You snap your attention back to Sayaka long enough to avoid another disemboweling cut, and you spit curses as you force your bruised, battered body to roll to the implacable knight's flank, scrambling to your feet frantically and then sending a few rounds at her direction once you're clear. Your shots - aimed to make debilitating wounds on any magical recipient - are once again swatted away like flies, made insignificant by a transparent blade burning with holy light."Stop jumping around." The blue-haired Eversor growls now, her frustration now clear upon her face. "Either try to kill me or receive your punishment, either one will be preferable to your clumsy, pathetic attempts at dodging." She scrapes the tip of her blade against the cement floor as if to make a point, creating a long, inch-deep furrow that briefly glows red before cooling into a charcoal-black scar. It's been working so far, hasn't it? You shout back as you continue to circle around her, matching her slow pace while keeping your distance. But since she's got that big of a fucking hard-on for killing you, then she probably wouldn't mind if you asked her something, yeah?[1/2]
>>37953227"...Ask. But do not think you will delay your death by baiting me into conversation." Sayaka narrows her eyes at you. "I will still kill you, answer or no."Fine. Fucking jackass. You shake your head here, before glaring at her. Say she does manage to kill you. What next for her, then? If you're dead, what else is there for the big fucking Hero of Justice?Sayaka's answer is clear, concise, and completly untainted of doubt."I continue to keep watch on this world, to keep it safe from the next demon looking to rule over it." The Eversor glances down at the greatsword in her hand, a small smile on her face. When she looks up at you, the smile is stil there, but a bit more sharper. "Only in death does duty end. And duty...Duty is its own reward."...Jesus. That's...that's another fucking kind of dildo. Super-dildo. Mega-dildo. Hyper fucking dildo.You didn't think there was a level of dildo beyond yours, actually. And now you know that isn't the case at all.Just as you open your mouth to speak - it's here that something huge, heavy and BRISTLING with weaponry smashes through the ceiling with a loud, deafening, bestial roar. The stink of jet fuel and prometheum thick in the air as Tiny Pete makes its entrance on loud, overburdened, over-revved jump pack engines.And just as Sayaka whirls to meet this new foe that you leap up and charge in her direction - avoiding the reflexive beheading cut by mere millimeters as you rush Sayaka's legs. You feel a whoof of expelled air as your shoulder smacks against her abdomen, driving all wind from her lungs, stunning her long enough to get her down on the ground."TRAITOR--" The Eversor wheezes, but you shove your elbow against her neck while driving your knee against her sword hand. Keeping her down long enough for you yourself to scream at the approaching giant for help.[2/3]
>>37953256It's a miracle that Rea found it in herself to obey without asking why. Seeing you in your unfamiliar getup should have at least raised some questions, but the Vindicare moved without another word, making the armored titan stomp over to where you'd pinned Sayaka down - and added its own crushing weight to yours. Keeping the now-trashing Eversor in place with the Terminator's huge, thickly-armored hands. "Now?" Tiny Pete's tusked helm, with its eyeslits glowing with hellfire, turns towards you in an almost quizzical gesture. The voice speaking from its vox-speakers Rea's own, a complete contrast from the hulking behemoth. A giant monster talking with the voice of a child. You scramble out of the tangle of limbs, retreat a safe distance away, before clamping your hands over your ears.And then, you nod.And for what seems like the third time today, the skyscraper is shaken to its foundations.Not by an explosion, or a gigantic goat-dildo manifesting and then landing hard enough to crash through a couple dozen floors - but by a cannon-loud blast of Japanese synth-idol pop.Briefly eclipsed by another sound that would erupt half a minute later - a roar of unearthly pain too ripe, too tormented to ever come from something human.A sound you'd be laughing at the memory of for months to come."FUCKING STOP THAT FUCKING GARBAGE, MURDERFAAAAAAAACE!"
>>37953276>"FUCKING STOP THAT FUCKING GARBAGE, MURDERFAAAAAAAACE!"And she's back.Thank fuck.
>>37953276Wohoo we are alive.
>>37953276Best. Thread. Ever.
>>37953276And that's it for this thread! Sorry, I was planning on finishing the arc this thread but it's already morning here, hahaha! Let's try to have another thread tomorrow night to finish things off!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!No writeups tonight it seems like, so questions answered before I go to bed!
>>37953331Thanks for running, Decu!
>>37953276>"FUCKING STOP THAT FUCKING GARBAGE, MURDERFAAAAAAAACE!"MFW so relieved that it worked.
>>37953331>another thread tomorrow nightI feel blessed.Thanks for running Decu!
>>37953342Thank you, Dan! Hahaha!
>>37953276I just cheered out loud during a lecture on the Holocaust.I have no regrets.
And once again, we are left wanting for more!When will the suffering end? Will the season actually ever be finished? Will this 'making silly questions at the end of the episode' trope ever get old?The answers... In the next thread.
>>37953331>Let's try to have another thread tomorrow night to finish things off!And thus, MGNQ became a daily occurrence, until the QM ran out of steam and collapsed at the gym, crushed under his own gains.
>>37953331Clearly this needs to happen.
>>37953331Who will be the next write/drawfag to be lewded?
>>37953331Well that ended beautifully. Good show, m8.
>>37953331About how disappointed are you that we chose not to fight?
>>37953276>Briefly eclipsed by another sound that would erupt half a minute later - a roar of unearthly pain too ripe, too tormented to ever come from something human.>A sound you'd be laughing at the memory of for months to come.>"FUCKING STOP THAT FUCKING GARBAGE, MURDERFAAAAAAAACE!"Decu.... there are some moments you just don't tarnish by pressing onward. They have to have time to shine, on their own; a warm, happy thing.This is one of those moments. WELL DONE, NOW GO TO SLEEP.
>next week>murderface is murdered by sayaka for having terrible, terrible taste in music
>>37953376This.I want Sayaka singing rules of nature
>>37953331Are the wings going to cause us big problems back in the real world? How red will Midori turn when she sees our lewd dress?
>>37953331This thread was amazing. Thank you for running.
>>37953387Not as disappointed as he was that we didn't let mumi kill kyoko
>>37953331Thanks for running Deculture
>>37953331"Another thread tomorrow night". Well, yes, please.Also, thanks for keeping your promise to continue today
>>37953363Hahaha, thank you!>>37953377No idea! Maybe Wendy???>>37953384Hah, thanks!>>37953387Not really disappointed, hahaha! Maybe a slight bit!>>37953394Hahaha, I'll keep it in mind!>>37953422>>37953411Thank you for reading!>>37953407No, that would've gotten her even madder!
>>37953331Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archive, and what a glorious thread it has been.>Have golden staff>Oriko in a state of semi saved>Kyoko's soulgem is intact>Sayaka not cray anymore>Chiaki, mostly alive.The power of bad music!
So what was the time limit on resurrecting someone with their soul gem after they die?
>>37953489Bad music saved us. Who would have thought?
>>37953489>No, that would've gotten her even madder!Witch Out without recovery mad, or "no words, just killing" mad?
>>37953331ecu, I have a question. Let´s assume that we manage to defeat one of the big bad girls (either Pinky or The Trascendent One). What prevent the other one to take over the Universe immediatley?Also, TTO knows about Pinky, but does Pinky knows about TTO?Thanks for running!
>>37953508WOOHOO MISSION COMPLETE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSBBsUld8zM
>>37953536>What prevent the other one to take over the Universe immediatley?The fact that if she tries we would go after her too?
Decu bailed on us for bedland already, so you're stuck with me today.>>37953525Could be hours, could be days, depending on their own mental and spiritual fortitude. Effectively it's 'how long can they take being completely alone in a big fat void'.>>37953536Presumably TTO would just flip shit if we killed her Madoka, and Madoka would try to take us to yandere heaven. So...we'd have to play it by ear, but we'd probably have to deal with both -somehow-.
>>37953619meguca brides a cute
>>37953331https://soundcloud.com/magic-sword/kill-them-all-1?in=magic-sword/sets/magic-sword-volume-1The First Knight's theme.
hello hi, i'm here too>>37953525>>37953619To add to this one, someone like Kyouko could probably last at least a week. She'll be fine, barring any unforeseen problems.
>>37953670That's not Murmaider.
>>37953727Yeah, I expect Kyouko's got a pretty good shelf life in her. You don't make it as long as she does with someone as bitchy as she has without that kind of guts.
>>37953619Oh neat, Cooldown. Long time no see. I think. I'm bad with time. Anyway:1. Reading your write-ups... who's this "Eve" Wendy talks to; the young girl who's simply 'tough'? A meguca? An expy character, and if who, who's she based on? The list of people Wendy gets along with has to be short; I'm curious about her now. "I haven't worked out her character beyond that cameo" is a legitimate answer, of course.2. How about V? I swear to god I recognize the character from somewhere but I can't even begin to place it. She's not... *that* V, is she? Or, god forbid... /v/?3. What's Santa Destroy like, just to walk through it? Is it Roanapur-on-the-West-Coast or more like if-every-stereotype-Japanese-people-fear-about-the-US-was-true?
>>37953619RIP my heart.
>>37953777No, it's Magic Sword's Kill Them All which is better, because fucking Magic Sword.
>>37953727>Kyouko in an isolation cube is like that one scene from rocketman.
>>37953781Max is something like two weeks for the 'ardest of the 'ard, if I'm remembering correctly. And then you can extend it for months if you keep the gem submerged in an appropriate anaesthetic.
We'd better lick Kyouko's soul gem if we get the chance.
>>37953845The point is, we aren't going to have any issues getting her a new meat suit as soon as we're out.Now, how long does it actually take to get reacquainted with the meat suit? I imagine she'll probably be bedridden for at least a day or two.
>>37953276>Get a break at work>Catch up on what's happened since I last checked the thread during my lunch break>See that the music plan actually worked>As I start reading the last few lines of the post, Misterioso comes up in the shuffled Madoka playlist I've been listening toAw, yeah!
>>37953907Odds are we'll need to go to the hospital too because of all this battle damage and whatever.You know what that means.
>>37953930>You know what that means.CRIPPLE JOUSTING!
>>37953805Eh, it's some edgy synth shit. Not nearly noblebright enough if that's the way you want to go.Murmaider and Murmaider 2 still actually fit.
>>37953907Regenerating a whole body takes a whole lot magic, so she'll probably be out of commission for a little while, yeah. I can't say exactly how long, though, since I don't think it's actually come up yet.
>>37953930>>37953955>>37953965>>37953971Chiaki should probably be hospitalized too.Cripple jousting!
>>379537831. Originally Eve was supposed to be a major character and kind of a morality pet/imouto, but it never really went anywhere - she's based on Ib from the RPG Maker horror game...Ib, the joke being that everyone that appeared in Witch aside from Annie/Alice herself was from an RPG Maker horror game. She's since been picked up by Steph as the protagonist for Five Red Petals.2. V, Viola, was originally based on the protagonist for Witch's House/Majo no Ie if you're a weeb, but she's strayed really far from the source material by now. She was also supposed to be Wendy's partner/a lot more important, but she sort of got shuffled aside in favor of Amber. Poor thing.3. Depends on where you go? It's mostly the latter, with a heavy mix of Los Angeles. I wouldn't say it's identical to the Santa Destroy from No More Heroes (it's actually populated, for one) but it's fairly close. It has its high-end districts (where you'd find Nicole's penthouse, the Eighth and its buildings, and most probably the Cooldown Estate and the Helms Center, Wendy's primary hangouts from ages 1-13), its low-end districts (which are basically your violent slums), its own notable China and Japantown-like areas, and basically all of them are occasionally plagued with random, explosive violence because a lot of the people in Santa Destroy are unwell and an unusual number of them are assassins, meguca, gangsters, or some combination thereof.
>>37953972Well, we had an entire arm regenerated, and it didn't seem to slow us down too much.
>>37953619>>37953822I need more.
>>37954241We could always ask Decu for a meguca brides series for Valentine's Day.
>>37954278I like this idea.
>>37953930Lets face it, if these wings stick around outside the Akashic Realm, battle damage is the least of our worries.
>>37954014>she's based on Ib from the RPG Maker horror gamesonofabitch I haven't played that one (yet). No wonder!>on the protagonist for Witch's HouseTO GOOGLE>3. Depends on where you go? Snorted coffee up my nose. Pic related. Thank you for the details!
>>37954329We could fly with Mami and Wendy just fine, but do they have enough lift to carry Midori?
Please, Wendy, answer me: Midori will train in some moment to improve her abilities?. I mean, it´s no secret that she is the weakest of the inner circle of Chiaki, and considering the shitstorm that comes, she will need to improve
>>37954435She's actually pretty good, remember? It's just that she's not really the type to kill people.
>>37954014>Ib>ViolaNow I regret not reading your write-ups.
>>37954435Ideally there'll be a larger timeskip down the line a little ways where she could potentially drastically improve.More immediately, Chiaki could go out of her way to train her, or maybe ask someone else to do it.If handled carefully assigning Wendy to train her would potentially be a very good move - they're the same class and use similar weaponry.And dreamygrrl and Green Green may end up doing a little bit of that on their own, anyway.Just typing that, I feel like as much of a tool as Wendy must.
>>37954366>enough liftCheck out *this* European. The proper question is, do you have enough THRUST?
>>37954435I think the main issue with Midori is that her powerset doesn't really seem to mesh real well with the type of dangerous situations that we find ourselves in. She's good at the sneaky stuff and all that, but she doesn't seem to have much of the firepower or muscle needed to take care of herself once the fight begins in earnest.
>>37954523Wendy and Midori finding out about dreamygrrl and Green Green is going to be nothing short of spectacular. Definitely need to witness that.
>>37954523>Just typing that, I feel like as much of a tool as Wendy must.pfft
>>37954519If that's why you regret reading them, I wouldn't worry too much - neither ended up having a major part in the end.>>37954511She's not much of a fighter and she was really poorly-trained by the Tenth, but her ability is good and she knows how to use it. She's a case with potential.That pacifism could be an issue, though.>>37954563I'm looking forward to it, but it's sort of waiting on the plot to advance so they can actually hang out again.Dreamy being conspicuously out of commission for a bit basically gives her identity away, though.
>>37954435To be fair... Midori has actually won more fights than Wendy.
>>37954606>That pacifism could be an issue, though.While that might be true from a combat-oriented perspective, it's a testament to her relative innocence, and probably makes for a good influence on Chiaki.
>>37954658Yeah, I think it could be a good thing if she continues to have the stones to back it up. Strictly from the perspective of training her to fight better, though, it's something to worry about.
>>37954683Also it could be a bit of a problem when we walk out of hell with skeletal devil wings.
Why is Archival a slut for Tim's steamies?
>>37954725If she has a problem with that she was never really our waifu in the first place>>37954742stop saying steamies
>>37954757steamy steamy steamies
>>37953489>No idea! Maybe Wendy???You ALWAYS lewd Wendy. How about Archival or Halley?
>>37954658>>37954683Training her to be good enough that she can beat down opponents without killing them would be good. Tough, but good.
>>37954817If all else fails, she could probably commission some sort of heavy-hitting but non-lethal weapon, like stun-gun on a glove or stick-shocker rounds.
>>37954053Way repetitive, not actually properly melodic enough. You will also notice that both Decretum and Symposium Magarum are fairly complicated :^)I mean, I probably shouldn't make fun of you since the case is clearly that you misunderstand the quest's nature and take it seriousl, ,even after the way this thread had ended. Still, I'm sure if you asked Decu for Sayaka's theme, he'll say either Rules of Nature or Murmaider.Cut the ellipses out as well, it makes you come across as underage.
>>37954241As much as I like the slutty version, I think this one actually looks pretty nice.
>>37954886>Cut the ellipses out as well, it makes you come across as underage.Says the guy that used one of the worst emotes in existence.
>>37954817Although what kind of regimen could we use that could make her powerset compliment ass-kicking when it's pretty heavily used for avoiding the need for ass-kicking?
>>37954886You misspelled The Only Thing I Know for Real.
I figure that the only reason Madoka hasn't taken back all her God Powers from Homura? She doesn't want them back. She never wanted the responsibility, just to save everyone.
>>37954929Something that would help her disable enemies enough for her to just illusion them and move on would work, really. She wouldn't exactly be blowing through crowds Dynasty Warriors style, but if all she needs to do is get one good crippling hit in and three seconds to toss out her Callidus Bullshit...
>>37954886Murmaider is a weird way to spell Sorario Days.
>>37954929Yes, but when the shit goes down? When your abilities to avoid combat fail and you are in a combat? It´s time for Rules of nature
>>37954983It's certainly a problem that'll require a creative solution. Minor powers = extremely efficient cosmetic illusions that can withstand most forms of scrutiny, Major power = large area perception filter that require a lot of magic to break. Midori did manage to disable Chiaki while she was being affected by it. Perhaps she has a certain flexibility to her powers that we haven't fully explored yet.
>>37954886See, it's not my fault or problem if you have shit taste in music or lack the basic understanding of the subjectivity of melody and receptivity, but that's cool, I am more than happy to educate you. Here, have some real music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3cZ3M4hAohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmatItacEvM&list=PL870B033A79CA830Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Sq3QMxEJohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrGhZmpoIDchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzz_Bm0uaWshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_aFSNB8E5Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0aBncEcCHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKS2P1BNGy8
>>37955073My understanding is that Midori creates illusions that are based on what the person wants to or expects to see. It's -really- good for standard Callidus work, especially against people that aren't expecting it.It probably wouldn't hold up well against another Callidus, or someone paranoid and with the magic to break it unless she got some intensive training in its use, too - what she has now is mostly what she was able to figure out on her own, with her Officio just sort of throwing her out to do whatever instead of helping her develop it.I really want to see Midori with a functioning role other than moeblob, I like her.
>>37954886Here, have some more:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilvKyeA3T6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNBjGiceNO8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzchqiv-lEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckLnFS52AJMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc54ppjI1p8
>>37955158True, and Chiaki was rendered practically comatose in the first few threads of MGNQ when she was affected by Midori's illusion. Even when she wanted to wake up, she couldn't and she wasn't even able to distinguish her dream from being awake. While Midori might not be able to go full Professor X, this may indicate that she could possibly develop powers that affect a person's brain or mental state.I doubt that she could fire mind bullets or create psychic arm-blades, but being able to put people to sleep or make their brain *think* that they are asleep (causing paralysis or severe lack of coordination and grace) is a pretty useful ability in a fight.
>>37955158Yeah, I want to see Midori kicking ass too. She is going to be relevant in the events to come, probably