Wow, still no butts.

>>37931438
Damn son

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"Let's practice double battles!"

Robin, who's occupying your body, nods in agreement. You never noticed how your hair bobs so much.

You wince. When you try to look at things from a certain angle, you get this dull pain around your useless right eyeball. Robin must have been hiding that too.

You steel your resolve. You'll fix it. Don't fall into another spiral of self loathing. If you're going to work with Devon Corp and advertise their stuff, you'll need to be upbeat, or at least not reclusive in a bubble of self-loathing.

You put on a confident smile.

Vance and Jeanine come over. "Hey, if you two are going to practice double battles, we can help"

"A-are you sure?" Robin asks using your voice. You love her to death, but she's making you look so weird. When she presses her legs and arms together like that in her own body it's cute. With your body, you're just squishing your boobs at Jeanine and look like you're faking it.

Jeanine seems a little weirded out too, but she laughs it off. "You'd be doing us a favor. I'm not really a battler, but Triton and Creed have been itching to get some action." She's talking about her Wartortle and Scyther.

"My Pokemon have been needing a good workout too," Vance says. Machoke and I have been training together, but the rest need to battle too."

Clair and Eddie are chatting. You only hear her part of the conversation. "How are you so dumb? This is amazing! There's something wrong with your brain." Eddie doesn't look all that offended, but he pauses, confused. "I didn't tell you to stop talking."

(continued)

>>37931510
pls no ship eddieXclair

>>37931510
NEW OTP

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>>37931510
HAHA, TIME FOR NIGHTMARES

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>>37931510
You turn your attention back to Vance, Jeanine, and Robin(Kat). You all plan to do some quick training with all your Pokemon, focusing on coordination and teamwork. You toss out Devon to start. You and he are the most in sync, so it should be easy. Robin tosses out her Eevee.

Vance and Jeanine toss out Machoke and Triton. You both take get some distance over a wide clearing.

"So how are we going to train?" Vance shouts.

>A battle! It might be unfair against Vance and Jeanine though
>Come up with some games (I have a few ideas, but write-in's welcome)
>A battle with a handicap for Vance and Jeanine's side
>Something else

>>37931553
As long as they leave the party and don't stick around, I can accept it. Eddie is the most grating character.

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>>37931613
>This should be easy

>>37931613
>A battle with a handicap for Vance and Jeanine's side
Unless someone has game ideas.

Eddie a shit, we saw Clair first

>>37931613
>A battle with a handicap for Vance and Jeanine's side
We and Robin fight with each other's Pokemon

>>37931613
>>A battle with a handicap for Vance and Jeanine's side

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>>37931630

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>>37931604
>>37931630
Shit, that would hurt so much.
I kinda want that.

>>37931553
Yeah, I know what you feel.
I like Clair and want her to stay, but Eddie is better in small doses, not as someone who's there every thread.

>>37931613
>A battle with a handicap for Vance and Jeanine's side

>>37931613
Robin(Kat)+Vance VS Jeanine+Kat(Robin)

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>>37931679
Kat was born in the darkness. Moulded by it.

>>37931604
This one even have the Eyepatch on the correct eye, unlike the others.

>>37931698
By the time she saw the light, she was already a-
Wait sec, that's not right.

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>>37931707
Yeah I figured I'd do one, and then I was like...
>Fuck that autistic nigger who keeps whining about the eye.

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>>37931738
Out of nightmares though, sadly

>>37931782
That's a relief

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>>37931782
Kat has a plan!

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>>37931826
I cant wait until Kat and/or Robin fail to uphold their positive facade.

Meanwhile, in captchaland...

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More caketcha... I don't like this Skynet shit. Next year it will be faces.

>>37931738
Keep up the good work anon.

>>37931731
>By the time she saw the light, she was already a-
Big girl?

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Last one for this thread.

>>37931962
Good job anon, I like the font.

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Devon and Eevee eye and and Robin with suspicion.

"It's me, Devon," you try to clarify. He makes a funny concerned noise and puts a paw on your knee. Eevee is having as hard a time understanding with Robin. It takes awhile, but you think they're starting to get it.

"It's only temporary," Robin assures her Eevee as she picks her up.

You shout over to Vance and Jeanine. "How about a battle, but you two get a handicap?"

They talk amongst themselves. Jeanine shouts back. "That works. What sort of handicap?"

You're glad that didn't hurt their pride. You go over your options.

You and Robin could agree not to use supereffective moves. You could also use each others Pokemon, that might be easier for them to deal with.

You glance over the field while you think, sending another dull ache through your head. You have to be slow and careful with what directions you look in without moving your whole head, and avoid glancing at certain angles.

You swallow your guilt. Keep things fun and happy.

>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon
>You and Robin will agree not to use super-effective moves
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't
>All of the above
>Something else

>>37931940
For Robin.

>>37932013
>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

Looks like we're still body swapping magic realm.

>>37931934
Fug, just noticed I fucked up the second line.

It didnt finalize the edit after I copied it.

What did I write there...?

>>37931989
Komika Text, bold, stroke varies from 2-4 depending on image resolution, gradient uses hair color highlight and shade as extremes, then finally a 1-3 pixel white inner glow with 60% opacity on Color Dodge.

>>37932013
>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

>>37932013
>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon

>>37932013
>>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

>>37932013
>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

>>37932013
>You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon

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>>37931962
[Thanks for these by the way. I have a big folder saved with these and those manga edits. Makes me day!]

>>37932055
Hopefully it won't last.
It's only fun for so long, and we're not playing Freaky Friday Quest.

>>37932013
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

>>37932092
Let me fix this one >>37931934

>>37932059
>Fug, just noticed I fucked up the second line.
I just figured it was repetition for emphasis

>>37932107
It'll probably pass by the morning.

>>37932013
>Vance and Jeanine can switch, while you and Robin can't

>>37932107
maybe after this training session it will wear off, then we can go gets are pokes healed, go to a casino, talk to the agent, and then challenge the gym.

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>>37932130
going through 2-3 threads of being body swapped.

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>>37932125
No I just fucked up lol.

>>37932092
>>37931934

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You lay out the rules. You and Robin will use each other's Pokemon, and Vance and Jeanine can switch at will while your side can't.

Vance laughs. "I hope you're not getting too cocky. You two might be good trainers, but Jeanine and I have been working on a few things."

You get ready and glance over at Robin, careful not to make any movements that trigger the dull pain. "Are you ready?"

She gulps. "Y-yeah!" She seems pretty shocked to see herself act so confident.

You can do this. You've seen Eevee in action. You scratch her ear the way you've seen Robin do it. She likes it, but she's still just a little weary of you.

The match begins!

Vance and Jeanine waste no time. Machoke starts closing the distance fast, while Jeanine's Wartortle looks like it's pumping up it's defense using Withdraw.

Robin's been training hard. You bet Eevee has a lot of moves you haven't seen in action.


>Use Sand Attack on Machoke
>Use Sand Attack on Triton
>Use swift on both
>Use Charm on Machoke
>Double Edge! Take the offense!
>Something else


http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/133.shtml

>>37932384
>>Use Charm on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Charm on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Sand Attack on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Charm on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Charm on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Sand Attack on Machoke

>>37932384
>Use Sand Attack on Machoke
What gender is Eevee again?

>>37932486
Never mind, I confused charm with attract.

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Robin seems to be focusing on the battle. She seems alive in your body now. "Sunny day!" She commands with a new found confidence.

Damn, now you're looking pretty cool.

Machoke closes the distance on Devon, but you have Eevee jump out in front. "Charm!"

You see Machone lose a lot of his steam as he weakly performs a Low Sweep on Devon.

Vance cups his out. "Pretty clever! We'll just have to step it up! Machoke, Focus Energy!"

Machoke begins to psyche himself up.

Robin doesn't slow down. "Devon! Don't let him! Flamethrower!"

A blast of water from Jeanine's Wartortle stops the flames and hits Devon. Jeanine compliments him.

You don't slow down either. Wartortle is a worry, but Machoke has a type advantage over both your Pokemon. "Sand Attack!" Eevee whips up sand in Machoke's eyes, obscuring his vision.

You're starting to learn just how much of a hindrance bad vision can be.

>Now's your chance, bypass Machoke and gang up on Wartortle
>Take out Machoke, now!
>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up
>Something else

>>37932486
Male

>>37932707
>Take out Machoke, now!

>>37932707
>Now's your chance, bypass Machoke and gang up on Wartortle

>>37932707
>>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up

>>37932707
>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up

>>37932707
>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up

>>37932707
>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up

>>37932707
>Now's your chance, bypass Machoke and gang up on Wartortle

can someone give me a recap of what's happened? I stopped reading when Gobble died and couldn't catch up. The pastebin is outdated and hasn't been updated, so that's out. What happened after the pastebin ends?

Also, is someone blind? There was a reference to vision in another thread, which confused me

>>37932707
>Start firing out Trump Card, let it's power build up

>>37932884
its in the archive newfriend

>>37932884
We beat up regirock.
Robin got shot in the eye 'cause we fucked up playing a flute.
Turns out hallucinogens and psychics means bodyswapping episode.

>>37932884
Very barebones summary, probably missing a lot of major important stuff:
We went into some Ancient Ruins, Kat fucked up and triggered a trap, Robin got an arrow in her right eye, it was pretty messed up, through PokeMagic and FRIENDSHP we saved her life, but her eye is still fucked up. Defeated the Ghost gym, "won" against an E4 member, and now last thread got bodyswapped with various party members. Currently the only ones still Bodyswapped are Kat and Robin.

>>37932884
After Gobble self-rezzed, we went into some ancient desert ruins to help a group of nomads, we beat up a lvl 100 Regirock and fucked up playing a flute that triggered an arrow trap, which hit Robin in the eye. /tg/ fucking exploded in rage because waifus for a bit and then Gobble let us save Robin. We still gotta fix her eye, but hey character growth amirite?

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You have Eevee start firing out Trump Card, intercepting Triton's attempts to hit Devon with water attacks. Eevee is pretty quick! Each time he uses it, Trump Card makes a bigger and bigger impact.

"Solarbeam!" Robin commands. Devon stops in his tracks. confused. "Oh, sorry! Umm, Thunderfang!"

Devon charges passed Machoke and bites Triton with electric fangs.

Vance takes on a fighting stance. "You can't ignore us! Machoke, Cross Chop!"

Machoke rushes at Eevee and strikes. Eevee is barely able to dodge in time and take advantage of the sand in his eyes.

>Help Robin fight Triton
>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up
>Fight offensively against Machoke, you and Eevee can take him!
>Something else

>>37933063
>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up

>>37932884
Kat ripped out Robins eye with stupidity. We're currently prepping to whore Kat out to show business to pay for the mistake.

>>37933063
>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up

>>37933063
>Fight offensively against Machoke, you and Eevee can take him!

>>37933063
>Help Robin fight Triton
2v1 whenever possible.

>>37933063
>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up

>>37933063
use charm and sand attack again on Machoke

>>37933063
>Fight offensively against Machoke, you and Eevee can take him!

>>37933063
>>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up

>>37933063
>Fight defensively against Machoke until Devon can back you up

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Eevee may be quick, but you've seen Machoke's offensive power. You can't afford to ignore him.

As soon as Machoke seems to adjust to the Sand Attack, you have her use Charm. When he closes in for another attack, you have her use Sand Attack again. machoke chases her around the field. Sometimes he lands a glancing blow, but he can't get a solid hit in. Eevee pelts away with increasingly powerful Trump Cards.

Devon and Triton dance around each other. Devon has more experience, and Robin makes the better calls, but Triton is surprisingly tough. They seem about evenly matched, if only because Robin is now a bit unsure about what moves Devon knows. You'd bet Robin will win with a little more time. They're battle starts taking them farther and farther away from you and Vance as they dodge, leap and counter.

"Machoke! Return!" Vance pulls him back. "Sneasel, show them your speed!"

Sneasel displays it's claws in confidence as it prepares to fight little Eevee.

>Stall against Sneasel too. Same strategy!
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!
>Fight offensively, but keep Trump Card in reserve
>Try to back Robin up. Avoid Sneasel for now
>Something else

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933461
>Fight offensively, but keep Trump Card in reserve

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt

One shot!

>>37933461
>>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933461
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!
yeap.

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"Fury Swipes!"

Sneasel eager strikes out with a series of small slashes at Eevee. He enjoys every second as she winces back.

"Eevee! Now's your chance! Use Trump Card!"

Eevee stands on all fours and uses Trump Card once more. It hits Sneasel dead on and explodes! He immediately hits the ground, no longer able to fight! It's a humiliating one-shot defeat.

"Good job Eevee! You did it!" You leap up, feeling light. You glance over to Robin's battle with Jeanine. It looks like Devon is just about to finish Triton off. "Alright. Let's go help out before Vance throws out anoth-"

You see Sneasel struggle to get up out of the small crater he made when he hit the ground. "Sneasel, maybe you shouldn't push yourself," Vance says. Wow, Vance is learning too.

Sneasel looks mad. Really, really mad. He slowly approaches Eevee with the grin of someone he's clearly lost it. As he gets closer, you can see something hidden in his claw. It's a Thunder Stone!"

Oh no. "Eevee! Look out!"

Eevee sees it too. She panics and runs for the trees. Sneasel chases, ignoring his injuries.

Damnit! You remember your training session with Vance back in Greydon where you used the Thunderstone as a prop. He seemed to really want to get it then. Now you think you know why.

You and Vance try to retrieve them with your Pokeballs, but they skitter behind the trees and avoid the beams.

"What do we do?" Vance panics. You glance back at Robin in our body, and Jeanine in distance, causing another ache in your skull. They're just far enough where it would be clear what you're shouting.

>Chase after them! Tell Vance to alert the others
>Come with me! We'll find them. Hurry!
>Tell Vance to chase them, you'll get the others
>Something else

>>37933915
>Chase after them! Tell Vance to alert the others

>>37933915
First the eye, now we're going to let Eevee get forcefully evolved.

Robin will hate us

>>37933915
>>Come with me! We'll find them. Hurry!
Vance your pokemon is a shit.

>>37933915
>Trump Card is charged up now, lay on the hurt!

>>37933915
That's pretty fucked up
>Come with me! We'll find them. Hurry!

>>37933915
>>Chase after them! Tell Vance to alert the others


>>37933976
To be fair the evee evolving is Vance's and Sneasel's fault.

>>37933915
>Tell Vance to chase them, you'll get the others

>>37933915
>Chase after them! Tell Vance to alert the others

>>37933915
>Come with me! We'll find them. Hurry!

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"Get the others," you shout as you dash after them. Every second counts.

You keep seeing them or the brushes they push aside as they get deeper into the dense woods. You're full of anger and fear as you catch a glimpse of them go across a short clearing. You try to retrieve Eevee and hit the rock she dodges behind as Sneasel swips the stone at her.

Damn it! Where did he get that from? You try to remember if you got ti from him when you were training with it or not. Maybe he snatched it out of the bags while you were all swimming.

Why didn't Vance spend more time getting Sneasel to behave? Why did you let Vance even keep it? It's all your fault. Why do you keep hurting Robin?

You leap between branches. Robin's light, but not as strong so you have to be careful when forcing yourself passed a bush.

You're just about keep an even pace with them, neither gaining or losing distance. Things could change in an instant though. You just need to get a little close so you can get a clear shot at Eevee with her Pokeball.

>Run at a full burst. You'll be exhausted after, but you might close the distance
>Through out of one Robin's Pokemon to help (Specify)
>Keep this pace. Sneasel is hurt, he can't go on much longer
>Try to hit Sneasel with a rock, take him out (will trigger roll)
>Something else

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>>37933915
Fucking snealsel is a dick. Some one Vance need to show him he is not living his life correctly.

>>37934407
>Try to hit Sneasel with a rock, take him out (will trigger roll)
Peg that little fuck

>>37934448
What's that from what gif amuses me greatly.

>>37934407
>Run at a full burst. You'll be exhausted after, but you might close the distance

>>37934407
>Through out of one Robin's Pokemon to help (Specify)
Have Joltik web both of them up

>>37934407
>Run at a full burst. You'll be exhausted after, but you might close the distance


>>37934477
Hataraku Maō-sama!. only used it because for some damn reason I dont have a gif of Simon decking Rossiu.

>>37934407
>Through out of one Robin's Pokemon to help (Specify)
Vulpix

>>37934407
>>Through out of one Robin's Pokemon to help (Specify)

>>37934506
This guy seems reasonable, lets try Joltik

>>37934506
Why both? Just Sneezel man. Hell we should just keep trying to return Evee.

>>37934407
>>Try to hit Sneasel with a rock, take him out (will trigger roll)
Sneasel is the epitome of dickass thief. He needs to be rocked.

>>37934506
I'm not sure if Joltik would actually listen. also, we have no reason to web up Eevee.

>>37934407
>Try to hit Sneasel with a rock, take him out (will trigger roll)

>>37934571
It's harder to hit one moving target, instead, just blanket the area

>>37934594
So target Sneasel with Joltik. Webbing Eevee does leave the chance that it would miss Sneasel, but Joltik is all about status effecting paralyzing and field alteration.

Stopping Sneasel is priority, and we're not in the right body, and our vision sucks. Throwing a rock isn't going to go right at all.

>>37934477
>>37934582
>>37934626

>trying to peg an agile Pokemon like Sneasel with Robin's weak ass arms and shit depth perception.

If this wins and Gobble and give a malus to the roll I will laugh my ass off.

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[Seems a bit close. This situation could easily go tits up, so let's do a quote-only vote. Narrowing it down to two to avoid splitting the vote.]

>Throw a rock
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934407
>Run at a full burst. You'll be exhausted after, but you might close the distance

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw a rock

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
Things going tits up sounds a lot more appealing than it actually is. Foul English language and its tricky ways!

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>>Throw a rock

>>37934655
We do also have a Dratini that knows Thunderwave.

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>>37934762
>>37934782
>>37934738

>>37934838

>>37934762
Sorry misquoted you.

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

I'm just waiting for the reckoning that's gonna happen once all of this gets sorted out for better or worse. Vance is going to be pissed in way that shatters boulders.

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

>>37934710
>Throw out Joltik

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You toss out Joltik.

"Web Sneasel! Hurry!"

Joltikfires a web at Sneasel. To everyone's surprise, Sneasel manages to claw it out of the air. Joltik stops chasing and jumps on your back, not understanding the urgency of the situation.

"Don't stop! Keep him from reaching Eevee!" You point out a series of spots and Joltik fires webs in neat precision. You just have to point and he lets them loose without words. Must have been something Robin's been practicing.

You web in front of Sneasel, cutting him off and slowing him down. He tries to claw the webs, but each time you follow up with more. You give Eevee the distance he needs to avoid getting touched with the stone and slow Sneasel considerably, but fail to stop him entirely.

Eventually you all reach a small clearing. Eevee stands against a rock, shaking with fear as Sneasel slowly walks towards her. He's wounded, half-covered in webs, but determined to make he pay for the audacity to one-shot him. He's much slower now compared to the high-speed chase, but he's still much closer to Eevee than you are and he's obscuring your line of sight to Eevee a little.

>Pin him down with another web
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out
>Encourage Eevee to snap out of it and attack
>Encourage Eevee to evolve into Sylveon
>Try to retrieve her. Take the shot
>Play the flute, calm him down
>Tackle Sneasel
>Something else

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out
Fuck you Sneasel

>>37935292
It reminds me of Kat to be honest.

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out

use Thunderbolt

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>>37935266
>>Try to retrieve her. Take the shot
[I meant to say him. Try to retrieve Eevee, who is male.

My bad. Have a butt]

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out
>Try to retrieve her. Take the shot

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out

>>37935266
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out

>>37935266
>Play the flute, calm him down
W-we can make up for the last flute, right?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>Play the flute, calm him down
the music was in your heart, not your hands

>>37935266
>Encourage Eevee to evolve into Sylveon
As much as I want this to happen, just like on the boat with the Gyarados, evolving in an emergency situation isn't the best time to make that choice.
Plus, Robin should make that choice, or at least be here to see it.
>have Joltik attack him. Knock him out
Finish this fucker.

>>37935266
>Have joltik attack
If nothing else we might get him to focus on us.

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>Kat will never catch a Shuckle

why go on living?

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You don't want to give Sneasel an opportunity to do anything. You can't take a chance.

"Thunderbolt!"

Joltik leaps off your body and delivers a powerful electrical blast in Sneasels back, knocking him off his feet and out. The Thunder Stone slides across the ground and stops at Eevee's feet. He backs away a bit, then regains his senses and comes running over to you.

You feel a little funny. You think the effect of the body swap with Robin is wearing off.

Eevee snuggles into you as you see everyone else catch up. Your eye hurts.

Vance runs up and grabs the Thunder Stone. Sneasel isn't able to move, but he's still concious. Without saying anything, he crushes the stone into dust in one hand while keeping eye contact.

Robin runs over and hugs Eevee. "I'm so glad you're alright." A tear streams down her face. "I was so worried. What happened?"

Vance didn't have time to explain the whole situation. You and he fill the Robin and Jeanine in on the details.

Robin pauses for a second now too as she feels the effects wearing off, but she shakes it off and gets to her feet. She storms over to Sneasel and picks him up by the scruff with one hand and pulls her other hand back. She's going to slap him. You've never seen her so angry.

Sneasel looks up at her. He's clearly hurt and unable to move. He was already pushing it with this whole chase, and Thunderbolt was a powerful blow.

>Talk her out of it. She'll regret it
>Do nothing
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel
>Encourage her. Sneasel deserves it
>Something else

>>37935900
>Do nothing

>>37935900
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

>>37935900
>Do nothing

>>37935900
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

>>37935900
>Hug her out of it. She'll regret it

>>37935900
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

>>37935900
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

Vance needs to take responsibility

>>37935900
>Get Vance to retrieve Sneasel
The big guy already gave him one hell of an ultimatum. Anything else would just detract from it, like the Godfather III.

>>37935900
>Do nothing
He does deserve it, but I wanna see if she'll actually go through with it on her own.

>>37935900
>Talk her out of it. She'll regret it

>>37935900
>Encourage her. Sneasel deserves it

>>37935900
>Talk her out of it.
He needs to be punished, but this is just kicking him while he's down.

>>37935900
>>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

>>37935900
>Get vance to retrieve Sneasel

>>37935900
>Talk her out of it. She'll regret it

>>37935900

seconding >>37935952

Violence is not the answer...

Enough of this shit.

>Encourage her. Sneasel deserves it

later we have it put down..

>>37935952
Have Vance retrieve Sneasel then hug our waifu who is ourself.

>>37935900
>Do nothing

>>37935952
this

>>37935900
>Talk her out of it. She'll regret it

Also consider getting destroying the Water Stone in our inventory to keep this sort of shit from happening again.

Suggest that Robin use the Fire Stone on her Vulpix, if she's up for it; otherwise have it destroyed as well.

>>37935952
>>37935900
This.

>>37936310

could we sell them rather than straight up destroy them? As I recall, our fortune has been steadily decreasing of late.... alternatively the money from the sales could go to our friends or just straight up spent on a fun day out or shopping spree or something...

>>37936310
destroy? why not sell? that shit is rare and we could use the cash for robin's eye

>>37936310
>even considering having her use that Fire stone or destroying it
>not remembering that stone is the only reason we even met her
We should keep that thing and treasure it for bringing us and our waifu together.

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Robin pulls her hand back and Sneasel winces. She hesitates.

"Vance! Pokeball!"

He stops watching and takes the ball out. Sneasel vanishes in a flash of light. Robin doesn't react, but her knees give out. Your head spins again, much harder. You feel like your in the middle of a storm made of darkness instead of rain, and suddenly you're in your own body again.

Robin looks up at you from her own body. Her anger gone as she holds Eevee again. "I'm sorry." She says to nobody in particular.

You run over and hug her closely. You both take the time to adjust and sit still. Eevee eventually headbutts her for her attention.

Jeanine puts a hand on Robin's shoulder. "I think it's time."

You all watch as Eevee proudly steps back and begins evolving. You hold Robin and watch as the familiar light show turns Eevee into Sylveon.

Everyone takes time congratulating Sylveon. Robin hugs her evolved Pokemon, but looks shaken by the whole thing.

You start walking back.

Vance stares at his Pokeball. It's not hard to tell what's on his mind

>Tell Vance he should give Sneasel away or release him
>Tell Vance he needs to discipline Sneasel, hard
>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
>Tell him it's not his fault
>Something else

>>37936491
>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it

>>37936491
>Tell Vance he needs to discipline Sneasel, hard

>>37936491
>>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it

>>37936491
>Tell Vance he needs to discipline Sneasel, hard

>>37936491
>Tell Vance if he can't keep Sneasel under control he should give him away or release him

>>37936491
>Tell Vance he should give Sneasel away or release him
>Tell him it's not his fault
It's not his fault Sneasel's a dick, but it's clearly not a team player and shouldn't be part of the group.

>>37936491
>>Tell Vance he needs to discipline Sneasel, hard
If it doesn't learn
>Tell Vance he should give Sneasel away or release him

>>37936491
>>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
Pokemon center. Don't scream at a half dead rat.

>>37936491
>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
>Tell him it's not his fault

>>37936491
>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
Not only is it wounded, but give everyone time to calm down.

>>37936491
>>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
Sneasel isnt the only one around here who was a dick.

>>37936491
>He shouldn't do anything for now. Wait and think about it
It's not good to make important decisions before everyone has had some time to calm down.

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>>37936491
>Sylveon

Truly the best evolution.

>>37936559
>Tell him it's not his fault
But it is. Sneasel has been a problem since Vance got him, and Vance's been completely unable to keep his pokemon under control and have let him get away with far to much.

>>37936491
>Tell him it's not his fault
>Tell Vance he should give Sneasel away or release him.

Teamkilling fucktards are not allowed.

>>37936701
oh, just like Kat then

>all these people saying to get rid of sneasel
Someone else around here used to be a dick too, wonder why they didn't kick her out of the group?

>>37936764
None other have actively tried to hurt other group members for purely malicious reasons.

>>37936764
Cat never went as far as the pokemon did. Almost like she's a human versus being an animal.

>>37936787
Pokemon are just as intelligent as humans.

>>37936491
>>Tell Vance he needs to discipline Sneasel, hard

>>37936491
>Nothing yet. Calm down and think of a solution.

>>37936787
To be honest, I thought they were talking about Vlad at first.

>>37936776
Thats because we were using them to get a meal and steal from.
>>37936787
Oh yeah all our pokemon are just animals.

>>37936830
First thing we ever did was help Robin, all she did was pay us back. Sure, we were explotative, but we never harmed them intentionally.

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You put a hand on his shoulder. "Don't take it too hard."

He looks pretty down. "I guess I have a habit of being a bad teacher. I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to Pokemon."

"You're just unlucky. Ursaring listens to you now," you offer.

He considers that. "So I should work on it with Sneasel?"

"I think you should discipline him. Hard." You let your voice take an edge. "But I'm pretty upset with him right now. I think you are too. That's not a good time to do anything drastic, right? I'm not saying drastic action isn't off the table, but wait a bit."

His dark mood drops. "Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Kat."

You head back and get ready for bed. Clair and Eddie are still talking. You secure your bag and check the other stones. They're all accounted for.

>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day
>Stay up a bit and hang with Clair and Eddie
>Work on what you'll do to make an impression with the agent
>Something else

>>37936938
We never harmed them because you would have to be an idiot to harm your meal ticket.

>>37936949
>>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day
Cuddle with Robin and ask her for advise for what we should do to impress the agent.

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936949
>Work on what you'll do to make an impression with the agent
Maybe get eddie to help with that favour he ows us?

>>37936949
I wish we could have done lewd things while in swapped bodies, would have been interesting.

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936949
>Stay up a bit and hang with Clair and Eddie

must stop eddieXclair ship

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936949
>Something else
We still have the photos of the relics, have Jasmine/Clair read through them? Might offer some insight as to what good old buddy Hornbeam is planning to do.

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37936973
And it's still not half as bad as purposefully trying to permanently mar one of your companions.

>>37937028
I doubt it will go anywhere, I just hope Eddie doesn't tag along with us and we keep Clair in our group.

>>37937103
None of our companions knocked us half out either though did they?

>>37937106
He might be able to help us out with Devon Corp.

>>37937129
Actually Vance decked Kat hard once.

She's also almost killed Robin. She almost killed herself trying to "fix" that.

Claire also kind of tried to brain rape her. She wasn't prepared to face the edge though.

>>37937129
It's a fucking Pokemon battle, quit trying to defend him. If he can't handle losing a fucking battle and he's a dick why keep him around?

>>37936949
>Head to bed with Robin. Talk to her about what happened, since both of us need to stop hiding these things from each other.

Would could trade for the Sneasel.

I mean, it doesn't even have to be our trade, Sneasel could play to someone else's strengths.

I don't think Vance's directness fits Sneasel.

We could do Nibbles, but I think Robin could work with him well. She does have experience in that field, and her battle style actually fits.

>>37937129
There was that one time in the shower with Robin.

But seriously, Sneasel is a completely different, worse brand of asshole.

>>37937289
Actually Sneasel lines up with Kat perfectly. Robin wouldn't train him now that's for damn sure.

>>37937244
Sometimes being the most angst-filled thing on the planet can help.

>>37937244
Most of that happened after kat stopped being an asshole though.
>>37937256
Lots of people used to be dicks. Will probably always stay dicks if no one gives them a chance.

>>37937289
>trading nibbles
Bitch I will fight you.

>>37937327
Your grasping at straws now

>>37937357
Bring it!
Destiny is already awesome. And he's kinda an idiot so far.

>>37937311
Swearing him off won't improve anything. It's not like Robin would be worse at training him so far.

Kat's already got abandonment issues, why do you like feeding them?

>>37936949
>>Head to bed with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day

>>37937374
Were we or were we not a huge asshole who manipulated, stole from and lied to people?
Have we or have we not mostly changed for the better?

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You crawl into the tent with Robin. Tomorrow's a long day. You have to impress the agent and figure out a way to make an impression.

You chat for a bit as you get ready. You joke about doing lewd things to her in each others bodies, and ask if she has any ideas for the agent.

"I know you'll think of something," she snuggles next to you. "Maybe play your flute."

She falls asleep. You do too. You avoid dreaming.

You wake up the next morning and Robin is gone. Probably eating whatever breakfast you smell. Clair is in the tent on the other side, waking up.

>Ask her advice on getting famous
>Go get breakfast
>Ask about her and Eddie
>Ask her thoughts on what to do with Sneasel
>Something else

>>37937419
>kinda of an idiot
Have we even used him in a fight yet? how do you know?

>>37937461
>Go get breakfast

>>37937461
>>Ask her advice on getting famous
>Go get breakfast

>>37937419
How would Kat training sneasel over Robin feed abandonment issues?

>>37937461
>Ask about her and Eddie
>Ask her thoughts on what to do with Sneasel

>Go get breakfast
me no think no breakfast

>>37937461
>Ask her thoughts on what to do with Sneasel

>>37937461
>Ask her advice on getting famous
>Ask about her and Eddie
>Ask her thoughts on what to do with Sneasel
It's her brother, maybe she can get a read on Sneasel?

>>37937461
>Ask her thoughts on what to do with Sneasel
>Ask about her and Eddie
>Go get breakfast

>>37937461
>Go get breakfast

>>37937461
>Ask about her and Eddie
>Ask her advice on getting famous

>>37937327
We already did, and he's just getting worse.
Before he was just a thief, stealing random shit. Now he tried to force Eevee to evolve into something it didn't want to.
He put actual thought into that, and had obvious malicious intent.
Kat may have been a thief, but she was never a malicious bitch hurting people purposefully when they didn't deserve it.

>>37937461
>Ask about her and Eddie

At the very least that was attempted rape, and intend to cause bodily mutilation.

>>37937465
>Have we even used him in a fight yet?
Yes, Strong Jaw, tends to charge head on.
Going back to #39, a fight with Eddie no less, Nibbles is Dragon Dancing, fast, strong, and direct. Which really fits Vance's combat style over our own.

>>37937496
I'm arguing three related points.
1. Sneasel might work out better with someone who is less direct.
2. Kat & Robin are both better at indirect combat.
3. Releasing a pokemon for being naughty natured might trigger flashbacks.

Robin would also probably be able to work through her issues more directly if she did try to integrate with Sneasel.

>>37937699
Did he win?

Please tell me folks aren't still considering trying to set up Eddie and Clair.

>>37937746
let them do what ever they want thats what I say.

>>37937699
We've bonded with Nibbles, he's been with us since he was newborn. To him we're his mother. We cannot just trade him away.

>>37937746
What do you mean "set up"?

>>37937699
Weighing in, we already gave Vance Cranidos, we're not giving him Nibbles as well.

>>37937746
I'm not trying to set up anyone, but I sure as hell am not going to keep them from hooking up.

>>37937775
Pushing Clair in the direction of it.
>>37937769
If she shoots for herself it's fine but I think suggesting it to her is a bad idea.

>>37937746
I only expect amusing interactions from them, not an actual relationship. I want Clair to stay with us.

>>37937819
Have you seen anyone suggest anything? All I have seen is people already trying to break them up.
Dont even know why people dislike eddie so much.

>>37937746
We aren't playing matchmaker by simply asking about him. But I do agree we should stay out of it this time.
Vance and Jeanine obviously needed the push, but we should stay out unless she asks for help or something.

>>37937837
She can't stay forever, she has a gym to run, and stuff.

>>37937837
>>37937864
>>37937879
Ah, my concerns are thoroughly dismissed. Sorry

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"So, you and Eddie spent a lot of time together~." You tease her. "What's that about?"

"Eddie is the most annoying person I've ever met!" She exclaims. "But everyone else is annoying because they never just say what's on their mind. Eddie just has an annoying personality!" She smiles as she describes it.

You're confused. "So...do you like him or...?"

"No! But he's fascinating." She comes back down to Earth. "I can't him entirely because of the things he says, not because he thinks one thing and says another. It's refreshing. I can't stand him for him! I thought I just disliked most people because of my powers. Now I know some people are just annoying on their own!" she sighs happily.

Clair is weird sometimes. You change the subject to how you can get noticed.

"I think you just put on a really noticeable personality. Be someone everyone loves to hate."

"Someone people hate?"

"Yeah. Get in people's faces, act rude, do what you want. Wear something really revealing and act like a huge punk. When people challenge you, crush them in a battle. Just when everyone really starts to hate you, show your soft, vulnerable side. People eat that up."

You're pretty surprised hearing that from Clair. She shrugs.

You head out and grab breakfast. It's delicious as always. Eddie is there too, chowing down.

>Tell Eddie you forgive his IOU
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing
>Talk to him, try to sort out his issue with losing lately
>Something else

>>37937952
>>Tell Eddie you forgive his IOU
>Talk to him, try to sort out his issue with losing lately

>>37937952
>Talk to him, try to sort out his issue with losing lately

I also want to say can we please not take Clair's advise.

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing
Got to clear our head

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing

We can train after too?

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing

>>37937952
>Something else
See if this sumbitch can help us wow the corporate goons.

>>37937952
>Tell Eddie you forgive his IOU
Nigga needs to get back on his game
Have him tell you about the gym in the town he lost twice to

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing

>>37937952
>Tell Eddie you forgive his IOU
>Talk to him, try to sort out his issue with losing lately

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing

>>37937952
>Something else
Ask if he's had any contact with Devon Corp.

>>37937952
>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing
See if he'll do better against a pokemon that isn't a dinosaur.

>>37938007
>I also want to say can we please not take Clair's advise.
I don't know why we even asked her in the first place.

>>37937952
>>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing

>Challenge Eddie to another match, double or nothing
>Talk to him, try to sort out his issue with losing lately
there are some things you can only figure out in the heat of battle

If we challenge him we should do it directly before fighting the gym guy to show we are a hard mother.

>>37937773
It's Vance, we're so entwined in his life, it's not like we're going anywhere any time soon.
I'm pretty sure his parents still owe us a bunch of money.

It's not about ownership, it's cross training.
Nibbles can probably learn some interesting things from him, and we could teach Sneasel some decorum.

Or Robin could set up a trade. That's why it's a more open statement of intent. Sneasel needs someone to school him, and Vance is too blunt to figure it out at the moment.

>>37938044
>>37938004

why being so lame? This is a chance to get some good training in and get a funny reaction out of Eddie if we beat him again.

>>37938084
No we're keeping nibbles fuck off.

>>37938084
Nah.

>>37938116
Destiny is better, just saying.

>>37938084
No fuck off.

>>37938084
nah fuck you, Nibbles is our mini T-rex

>>37938007
But that basically described Kat perfectly, and it obviously worked on our large group of friends.

>>37938084
Nibbles stays with mama.

>>37938130
Is there any reason at all we cant use both?
Dan is better than destiny, does that mean we should trade her?

>>37938130
Why are you comparing Nibblles to Destiny?

>>37938130
So fucking what?
Are we just going to dump every pokemon that isn't as good as our mains?
Fuck you.

>>37938130
We sure as hell can't abandon Destiny now, in the middle of her post-evolution confusion.

>>37938084
Fuck you, Nibbles is our Stealth Rock Lead.

>>37938130
>>37938084
Nah, fuck off.

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>>37938139
Well, replace crushing the competition with overt sexuality and that's Kat right there. You all too pussywhipped faggots to really crush the competition anyway.

>>37938234
I should save this

>>37938240
No, but seriously fuck off.
We're not dumping Nibbles for some shitty nigger sneasel.

>>37938234
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>HART PAVEMENT STRIPING CORPORATION

I.... what?

>>37938292
do you even read the shit you are replying to anon

>>37938240
>implying Kat hasn't been wrecking people in battles lately
Fucking swept the Ghost gym and beat Emma.

>>37938375
Emma let us win.

How about we dont fucking trade any of our pokemon because fuck that.

Vance can work with Sneasel. Hell his ursaring almost hurt people under his care, this is just Sneasels version of that.

Shit will work out don't make stupid decisions

>>37938396
No she didn't.

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"Hey Eddie. You want to get rid of that favor you owe me, right?"

He nods as he eats.

"Then let's fight. If you win, I'll toss it out. If I win, you'll owe me two. We can talk about this whole thing while we fight."

He grins and quickly scarfs down the rest of his food. "You're on! You can't get lucky three times in a row."

"You can't get lucky, period," Clair quips.

He ignores her and gets ready to battle, brushing himself off.

Before you start, you have a question. "Hey Eddie, do you know anyone at Devon Corp?"

He pauses. "Yeah, my dad is some sort of scientist there. He doesn't talk much about it. Or much in general. Mom said I talk enough for both of us."

You flinch. You were thinking about forgiving that IOU. This might be important.

He takes a position and pulls his cap backwards. "So how are we going to battle? Three each?"

You see 5 Pokeballs on his belt.

>Three is good
>Just one on one
>How about two?
>All your Pokemon
>Something else

>>37938472
>Three each
TRIPLE BATTLE

>>37938472
>Three is good

>>37938472
>>Just one on one
Devon

We have to win this shit for Robin

>>37938472
>Three is good

>>37938472
>Three is good
Good for me so long it's not retarded gimmick shit like rotation battles.

>>37938472
>Three is good

>>37938472
>my dad is some sort of scientist there
Welp now we have to crush him for that IOU

>>37938472
>Just one on one

For Robins eye.