(2/2)

You must’ve been in that car for hours. Or, hell, maybe he took you somewhere else before circling back here.

Swearing groggily, you check your wallet, then your pants, and find a fresh roll of pristine dollar bills. One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred… eight hundred? That’s a little more than you were promised, if you recall correctly. You hope he hasn’t taken that out of his overall payment, and it’s the Moon Knight equivalent of a tip or something.

You make to move out of the alley and feel an unfamiliar shape against your leg. Fearing the worst, you reach into your pocket, and find that your phone has been… well, it’s either been replaced, or Moon Knight has magical fairy dust that transforms cheap ass shit into cutting-edge expensotech. It’s completely white, save for the screen, and looks almost thin enough to cut apples with. The background is a solid white sphere against a starry night.

You’re not sure that it’s even an actual phone. Like, you don’t think this is something you can buy.

Checking through it, you find that all your contacts have been moved over from your old piece of shit, and there’s a whole bunch of documents and apps that you have no idea how to use.

Christ.

You’re Moon Boy now, aren’t you?

You are not going to be Moon Boy.

>Hunger Level: 4
>Current Funds: $1,660

>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.
>[ ] Head home man you tired.
>[ ] Write in.

>>37905712
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.

>>37905712

>>37905712
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.

>>37905712
>Moon Boy
>Not Lunar Lad
You had one job Crusty

>>37905712
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.

>>37905712
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.

How do we find out if this phone has tracking device or something on it?

>>37905797
Should have been Lunar Lizard.

>>37905729
>>37905712

I'm 5729.

Also call Laura and give her an update.

>>37905712
>Check through the stuff on your phone.
>Head home man you tired.
>accept the fact that you are now lunar lizard

>>37905819
>Lunar Lizard.

Fuck yeah.

>[x] Check through the stuff on your phone. Hope this one has antipsychic hijack technology
>[x] Call the Blonde Phantom, give them the details
The Mooner?

>>37905645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJWrDCeOa0

>>37905712
Bahahahaha nice.

But shit, we ain't using that phone for anything. Its going to be sat in our pocket until a job offer comes up. Everything normal is going to be on another disposable phone, which ain't going to be bugged to buggery and back. When we get a new phone anyway.

>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.

Send Laura a text telling her whats gone off so we are not hunted down for being late.

>>37905712
>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.

>>37905816
>>37905967
Could we have Peter check it for bugs? Or Laura she's bugged things before.

>>37905712
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head home man you tired.

I don't see what bitching can accomplish

>>37906071

Seconded.

>>37905712
>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head home man you tired.

>>37905712
>Check our phone for messages
>Call the agency to say we aren't dead yet
>Head the fuck home to bed

>>37905712
>Double check that your kidneys are where you left them, just to be safe.
>Head to the agency to bitch at them
>Call Laura so she doesn't think you're dead.
>Check through the stuff on your phone.

Well time for new burner phone.
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.

Tell people on your phone list to change numbers, after we get a new number, and burner. We don't want him picking off our allies.

>>37905712
>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.
Text/Call Laura, inform her we'll head by the agency and thus be (even more) late

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>>37905712
>>[ ] Check through the stuff on your phone.
>>[ ] Head to the Agency to bitch at them.
We're going to have to update the business card.

>>37906232
Why would he pick off our allies? Most of our allies are the good guys or the best of the bad guys, I mean the two actual ""gangs"" we are allied with consist of a group of kleptos and a group of conventional drug addicts who for the most part just extort petty cash to continue there drug usage, and are RELATIVELY harmless in comparison to everyone else. As much as I'd like to say so, we aren't that high on the food chain, hell, all the stuff we made front page on was usually us third partying or fighting a party that is a far greater threat.

Also, if its a tracking device (if it has GPRS, it is for sure), leave it hidden/for safe keeping in agency. We don't want him to know where we live.

DON'T BRING IT HOME!

>>37906258
When the hell'd we get a business card? That's pretty sweet.

>>37906258
Who will answer if I call that number?

At the very least, you’re Lunar Lad.

Or Lunar Lizard.

…How has your life gotten to the point where ‘lizard’ is an acceptable part of your potential superhero moniker?

You don’t know the answer to that question, but you have other questions that maybe the Blonde Phantom Detective Agency can figure out – like, for example, “why did I just meet Moon Knight?” and “why didn’t anyone figure out that the guy calling himself Mr. Moon was possibly a moon themed supersomebody?” and “when do I get a raise?” You figure these things should be easy as pie, seeing as they’re detectives an’ all.

Your anger cools somewhat as you make your way across the nighttime city. You pass the time by fiddling around with the features of your (Moon Knight’s?) new phone. It has lots and lots of cool stuff on it, like GPS and other shit, and, apparently, an internet service. You don’t recognize the provider at all – you’re betting the provider isn’t a real company and has two customers, you and ‘Mr. Kamar’. Still, having Google is pretty sweet. Proprietor

There’s also a map function with a whole fuckton of points marked by solid white circles. You touch over one of them, and an infobox pops up.

>PROPRIETOR: LELAND OWLSLEY
>FUNCTION: SAFEHOUSE
>FLOORS: TWO
>EXITS: THREE
>WINDOWS: SIX (THREE FIRST FLOOR, THREE SECOND FLOOR)

Holy shit.

When you reach the Agency, it takes a good while for anyone to open the door, and when they do they’re wiping sleep from their eyes. It’s the gothed up Asian chick, Nico, wearing a thin blanket over her shoulders and looking in dire need of a coffee. She gives you a long, uncertain stare.

“Um…” Her voice is a tired croak. “…are you, like, dropping off something?”

“…Not exactly. Is the Phantom in?”

She shakes her head drowsily.

“Nah, she went home, like, two hours ago.”

Dammit.

>[ ] Just leave.
>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
>[ ] Why's she still there?
>[ ] Write in.

>>37906319
>[ ] Why's she still there?

maybe finagle the conversation to the subject of the rumored Oni...

>>37906319
>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
Give her this phone, courtesy of the Moon Knight
>>[ ] Why's she still there?

>>37906319
>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
>[ ] Why's she still there?

"Kamar means moon in Arabic, and John better mean "guy who gets paid a lot" in English now. Also, why the fuck are you still here? You're not 18, right?"

>>37906232
>We don't want him picking off our allies.
I find this unlikely. Moon knight might be crazy, but he thinks of himself as a good guy. He's not going to go after innocent people.

The only people we know that Moon Knight might go after would be Laura and maybe the Hellions. (But, petty theft is probably beneath him.) On the bright side he has a soft spot for bad people that are trying to be good people. We could probably talk him into sparing Laura.

>>37906319
>[ ] Why's she still there?
>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .

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>people think we can avoid Moon Knight if we ditch the phone.

if he wants to find us, then he'll find us phone or not. might as well enjoy the swag phone.

>>37906319
>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
>>[ ] Why's she still there?

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>>37906385

True.

>>37906352
Listen, I get the paranoia over the phone, but at the same time it's fucking Moon Knight. Dude probably knows where we live, where we sleep, where we shop, knows the extent of our powers, etc. Having the phone just makes it slightly easier for him to track us, which is not necessarily a bad thing given the shit we end up dealing with.

>>37906319
>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
>>[ ] Why's she still there?

>>37906364
Hellions and Corsairs mind you

>>37906319
>>37906385

We need to have Peter check out our phone soonish, make sure we're not being tracked, and also just have him tell us how to use the damn thing.

Not that I particularly mind playing Lunar Lizard every once in a while, Moon Knight actually seems pretty chill, but I'm not gonna be COMPLETELY used, might as well make the token effort.

>>37906319
>Leave the phone at agency, have them check for bugs and tracking.

>>37906282
1)He is crazy vigilante.
2)Most mutants have ability to harm someone, and they have used it at some point. We don't know the judgment process in his head. Our allies are "disposable scumbags" at best.

>>37906364
Innocent- Name one of us that has not done at least massive property damage.
People- we are mutants. We are not even people, in eyes of many.

>>37906385
At least not giving him our "home" address. We are invisible, we can avoid him longer than most.

>>37906319
>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message
"So Kamar is Moon Knight, and I just had a pleasant evening in his limo drugged to the gills while he interrogated me."
>>[ ] Why's she still there?

>>37906417
he DOES know these things, he told us them blatently, they are 90% of the reason he drugged us. He didn't want us to be able to use our powers on him in any capacity, especially since we have a known dislike of the ""capes"" as we call them, seeing as we bash them to everyone and have repeatedly used DOCTOR DOOM as an ironic gesture of how we feel about these people. That they are a group of pretentious douchebags who act superior because their mommy or pappy had some fucked up gene set that they passed on or because they got exposed to some form of mutagen.

>>37906469
>Name one of us that has not done at least massive property damage.
Layla

>>37906469
We really really can't.

He's Marvel's Batman.

>>37906494
I'd say the orphanage is kind of her fault.

>>37906469
Dude knows where we live, I guarantee you. You are deluding yourself into thinking ditching the phone is going to help keep tabs off us with him, given the resources and crazy Moon Knight plays with. Better to keep the damn thing as an enemy you know situation then to toss it

>>37906490
We don't have a known dislike of the capes.
We just have superpowers, don't wear a mask or have some sort of ideology we're trying to push.

>>37906362
I like this one.

>>37906513
it was the demon formerly know as the feather from Boleth's wing.

that's our story and we're sticking to it.

>>37906513
She wasn't anywhere near there when it happened.

>>37906494
Burned down an orphanage.

>>37906543
That's what she wants you to think.

>>37906319

>>37906457
>>37906469

I agree with Peter checking out the phone, but I'd like to keep it

>>37906457
>>37906469

we've ditched one home already, we'll do it again if we have to.

and trying to shake Moony might piss him off....

>>37906533
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28005288/#p28015376

>>37906525
We've shown dislike for how they constantly leave their mess for others to clean up, like with Laylas parents and with how the whole scar is a good sign of it, or how we have all these mutants getting kidnapped and they all would have fucking drowned if it wasn't for us, or how Captain America is a coward, and how SHIELD and its allies all immediately turn on there own for being a mutant with mild abilities.

>>37906494
And Gabby... and Noriko... and Chat

>>37906588
Moony believes in magic and deities
the Bugle not so much

>>37906591

Proof for any of that supposed disdain you think JJ holds for them?

JJ loves Captain America.

>>37906591
Cap is JJ's idol.

Seriously, the guy does not feel this strongly about those subjects as you seem to do.

>>37906591
JJ loves Cap, and the dude's about done with the red tape. I am not getting this cape hate

>>37906600
Noriko wrecked every car on an entire damn block in an electric hellstorm, she also stole drugs from creeper and did god knows what else while high. Chat assisted peter in finding us and by extension in the whole building assploding.

>>37906319
>>[ ] Ask Nico to convey a message .
Phantom might want to be careful with anonymous clients. Kamar means Moon and all that...
>>[ ] Why's she still there?

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>>37906591
Bro, you wanna talk about how you feel about capes?

>>37906661
>>37906630
>>37906625
>>37906613
okay, maybe I fucked up with the captain america one, I'll go trawling for why I thought that he dislikes capes.

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JJ should teach Laura how to french kiss when he gets back, have night end on a happier note.

>>37906601
Moony is a freking lunatic.
>>37906625
Dr.Doom is JJ idol. Captain is just relatable personality, as we both run and hide at sight of danger.
>>37906600
Gaby- Theft via teleportation. Noriko Electrecuted city block.

We dont dislike capes. But we don't trust them.

>>37906640
>while high
Jack doesn't really get you 'high' in the euphoric sense, at least not that I recall. It just balances out your brain chemistry so you have more control of your powers. It's the withdrawals you have to worry about

>>37906699
Moony is crazy but he is rich so therefore is just "eccentric"

>>37906705
>Jack doesn't really get you 'high' in the euphoric sense, at least not that I recall

Only for humans, it does.

Though I remember Noriko explaining the "feel good" experience it gives you to JJ.

>>37906719
Well he can eccentriclly help a bunch of poor muties.

>>37906696

JJ needs to pull a Spider-Man on Laura and kiss her upside down. The trick will be finding a ceiling low enough for him to adhere to and still reach her.

>>37906734
I think it was explained the 'feel good' sensation was not really chemical, it was psychological. As in 'damn it feels good to lose control over my powers'

>>37906768
*not to lose
gah, I'm tired

>>37906768
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27347899/#p27354113

>>37906601
Actually, he's rather skeptical and thinks that he might be hallucinating the Khonshu stuff.

>>37906804
what about the other "hims" ?

>[X] Ask Nico to convey a message.
>[X] Ask why Nico’s still there.

You glance down at your watch.

>Present Time: 22:55 PM

Yeah… you guess everyone’s pretty much either asleep or relaxing right about now. Or, in Remy's case, probably doing something illegal with a deck of cards. So why’s Nico still here?

“Alright, then... mind delivering a message for me?” She nods in response. “Cool. Basically, Mr. Kamar is Moon Knight and he drugged me and stuff. That’s the message.”

You expect some kind of surprise, maybe a “whoa!?” or a “what!?” or something, but it doesn’t happen. Nico just stares at you in dim, barely-awake confusion. You sigh.

“You’re not from New York, are you?” You ask.

She shakes her head.

“And you’re probably not a cape fan, either.”

“…Yeah, not really.”

You’re already turning out to be a world class detective, you are. You decide to change the subject.

“Well, anyway, why’re you even here?” You nod by her toward the old, peeling staircase leading up into the rest of the building. “It’s a bit late, isn’t it?”

She bites her lip, looking mildly ashamed.

“I… I just kinda had an argument with my friends, and I walked out of our place, and there wasn’t really anywhere else to go, so…”

You frown deeply.

“You don’t know anyone else in the city?”

“Not exactly.” She shrugs, smiling a little sheepishly. “We’re kinda new here.”

Yeah, that you can tell.

>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.
>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.
>[ ] Write in.

>>37906846
>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.
"Hope it works out, thanks."

>>37906846
>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.
Don't want to worry Laura too much.

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.

>>37906846
>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.
being alone sucks

>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
she probably doesn't but on the off chance she wants somebody to talk to...

>>37906846
>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.

>>37906846
>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.

>>37906846
>Ask if she needs some company.

if no then

>Say goodbye, leave.

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.

>>37906846
>>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.

>>37906846
>>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.

>>37906846
>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.

>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
Even if she doesn't open up, it's nice knowing someone else cares enough to ask.

>>37906975

Yeah. Peter did the same to us, so we gotta pass it on.

>>37906846
>>[ ] Say goodnight, leave.

>>37906846
>>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
>>[ ] Tell her she should probably just go home.

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
is that a plot hook I smell?

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
>[ ] Teller her she should probably just go home.

"Need any company? If not, just go home."

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.

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>>37906846
Ask to borrow her phone. Call Laura with it. She'll know what to do with Moon Knights phone.

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>>37905712
>We are Moon Boy
>We have a shiny Moon Gadget

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>last thread we drugged by a crazy person
>this thread we woke up in an alley with $800, a new phone, both kidneys, and untouched asshole

that's a win if I've ever seen one

>>37906314
Call and find out.

>>37907053
No no, keep Moonie's phone.
We've a habit of getting drugged and kidnapped, having it along could save our asses.

>>37907053
What's worse; having the Kingpin wanting you dead, or having the Moon Knight wanting you dead? Not an argument or anything, just curious.

>>37907168
Depends how much Kingpin wants you dead.

>>37907053
It might be overly cautious but we might not want to talk shit about Moon Knight on a phone he might be listening in on.

>>37906846
>[ ] Ask if she needs some company.
Not like we're gonna be forced to fuck her or anything. We'll just call Laura and say we're fine.

>>37907194
I don't think he cares about us talking shit about him, I think he just cares we cooperate with him and provide assistance, I'm pretty sure he knows hes not well liked, especially since he FUCKING GASSES people he hires.

We should be moon cricket.

>Carlos.png

>>37907119
I never said to get rid of the phone. I just don't think we should use it for talking about Moon Knight. Or anything important really.

>>37907168
Kingpin is not as bad, he does not keep perusing you if you leave him alone for a long time. Very much a logic driven man.

>>37907192
We whispered Spidey's fat jokes in his ear while he slept

>>37907239
Why not just surpass moon cricket or moon lizard and go straight to our final form, Moon Moon, the sidekick Moon deserves.

>>37907258
Then he'll probably feed your family to you or something.

>>37906846
>Ask if she needs some company.

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>>37907239
We should go for
Sailor moon (get sailor uniform)
Lunatic
Crescent Moon Lizard?

>>37907280
I think he'll find Joyce much more capable of caving his skull in than we are.

Also now I'm imagining Kingpin as Cartman.

>[X] Ask if she needs some company.

You look her over.

She’s probably Laura’s age, isn’t she? Maybe a year or so older, but no more than that. You’ve no idea why the Blonde Phantom is even employing her and her friends (that said, you’ve no idea why she’s employing you. You wouldn’t employ you), though, considering the number of winks she managed to squeeze into the term ‘intern’ when referring to them, you’re more or less certain that there’s some kind of outlier circumstances at work.

Maybe they’re friends of friends. Or they’re homeless kids, like you.

For a second, you even consider asking Nico if she’s a mutant, but your caution wins out, and you decide to drop that particular line of thought.

“You need some company?”

Her eyes widen in surprise, and she looks awake for the first time since she opened the door.

“No… it’s cool, I’m…” She blushes a little. “…I mean, no offense, or anything, but it’s fine. I’ve done this before. Thanks for asking, though.”

“No prob.” You reply, feeling a little chuffed up. You’re JJ and you’re helping. “Well, I better get going…”

You say your goodbyes and head off toward the Scar. On the way, it occurs to you that the Tabbycat would still be open at this hour, and you could probably pop in.

>Your Relationship with NICO MINORU has increased!

>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
>[ ] Write in.

>“It’s not… it’s not a joke. This isn’t a joke.” Her knuckles are shaking. “Because stupid Captain America and friends were too slow I have to live in some big stupid place with loads of stupid kids and stupid old people in charge. And if that wasn’t enough, it’s haunted!”
FINALLY FUCKING FOUND THE QUOTE, although its more so layla that dislikes suits than we do.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

>Our card
>1 212 is the area code for most of the borough of Manhattan
I'm five seconds from calling.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
We've had enough shit today, lets just get home to our mutant misfit family and go home.

>>37907359
>>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.
And yet my paranioa-senses are tingling.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

Lets go to a crime den, while having device vigilante gave us. This cant go wrong.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
We've been drugged, let's sleep it off.

>>37907359
>>[ ] Yeah, good idea, that.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
enough drama for one day

>>37907372
>its more so layla that dislikes suits than we do
Its entierly Layla that dislikes capes, JJ doesn't seem to care about them, but he does like Cap

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
Priority's. The club is not going anywhere.

>>37907359
>Yeah, good idea, that

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>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.
We've been gone for hours Laura might be getting worried.
>[ ] Write in.
Don't walk, fly. It's faster.

>>37907463
Eh, regardless, thats where I got the misconception from, and thats proof I'm not just venting here and all you other anons can suck it!

>>37907489
O yea, regardless of choice we should fly, when possible. Gotta stretch our wings.

Unless we are still dazed from drugs.

>>37907359
>>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

Should we set our phone to silent? It would be pretty awkward if we were stealthing and it starts to play 'ticket to the moon' or something.

>>37907359
>[ ] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

>>37907678
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjNizZE9WK8

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfso3CiHwN8

>>37907678
Set it to vibrate, we have such a good sense of touch and hearing we would be aware near instantly.

>>37907772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhujM7T1_fQ

>>37907812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80

>>37907359
>fuck that noise time for snuggles

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>>37907678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5U8kVYS88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqSulR9Fymg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09G25bxf1Bk

>>37907915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hKSYgOGtos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

>>37907772
>>37907812
>>37907915
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw
best moon song

>>37907961
>>37907962
>>37907983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK0yv9ME-h8

>>37907983
>>37907962
>>37907961
>>37907915
>>37907812
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU

I added Creedence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising to the HMQ playlist

most fitting option for Moony imo

Mr. Spector probably has all these songs and the sailor moon ost on his stark pod or whatever

>[X] Nah, you should be getting back. You can do it tomorrow.

Nah, screw it.

You have to do it at some point, but not tonight. Tonight you’ve been drugged and possibly manhandled by a superhero, and your phone has been stolen (to be replaced by a better one, true, but still). The intrinsic rights of man state, if you recall correctly, that you don’t have to do anything else tonight itself stumble home and get into your tent and go to sleep forever.

And that is exactly what intend on doing.

It’s past midnight when you make your way back to the Scar, the ruins clustered together in eerie silence, like immense clumps of shadow. No fires, no lights. None around your general stretch of the Scar, anyhow. Somebody’s gotta be awake, somewhere – you can’t imagine that guy rooming with Guthrie, the guy with the weird light around his head and the mad eyes, doing anything like sleeping.

Not anyone you know all too well, though. When you make your way down into the station, the stove is long dead, and only thin, barely-perceptible ghosts of smoke cling to the stain of old wood where you guys usually set up your fire. You strobe your vision through an alternating awareness of heat and sound, and you count the clumps of life.

Six. Everyone’s here.

Yawning, you crawl into your tent. Laura is curled up beside your sleeping bag, her chest rising and falling in slow, shallow movements. The way she sleeps reminds you of a cat.

As you lower yourself down, one of her eyes flicks open, a sudden explosion of bright, verdant green against the mottled greys and browns of your tent. She stares at you for a moment, silently observant, before letting her eye fall shut once more.

Your chest suddenly feels tight.

>[ ] Go to sleep.
>[ ] Kiss her.
>[ ] Write in.

>>37908041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpu4f5q7wck

>>37908063
>>[ ] Kiss her.

>>37908063
>>[ ] Kiss her.

>>37908063
>[ ] Kiss her

>>37908063
>[ ] Kiss her.
>[ ] "I'll tell you about it in the morning."

>>37908063
>>[ ] Kiss her.
>>[ ] Then Cuddle.

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>>37908063
>[ ] Kiss her.
smooch and cuddle

>>37908063
>Kiss her.

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>>37908143

>>37908063
>>[ ] Write in.
Hold her. After this day we need a hug.

>>37908107
>>37908143
Combo, if she is not angry.

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>>37908177

>>37908041
Man, I forget how much I love that song.

For me, though, Moon Knight makes me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k

So many issues I can imagine with this as the soundtrack.

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>>37908257
>Hotline Miami
My god yes

Loved to play Tony and his fists of fury

>>37908257
QM suggestions get auto added to the playlist

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>>37908232
>>37908143
Perverts all of you
Moar please

>>37908063
>>[ ] Kiss the girl.

>>37908681
Considering excess liquid excretion is usually associated with disease, these sorts of depictions are rather unsettling to me.

>[X] Kiss her.

You fold around her, nuzzling up close, her back arched against your chest. She flinches slightly, the muscles tightening throughout her body, but it’s only passing. You rest your head beside hers, the smell of her hair filling your nostrils, embracing you, tightening around you. There are goosebumps under her skin, where your hand lies upon her shoulder. You trace your fingers down her arm and feel them move with you.

“…Are you mad?” You whisper, a little unnerved by her silence. You were expecting her to ask her how it’d gone, or why you were so late.

She remains quiet for a good while.

“No.” She says, finally. The wait was pretty telling, though.

“You sure?”

“I am not angry with y”– Her voice trails off into a desperately quiet squeal as you place a kiss upon the nape of her neck. Her smell flows through you, the taste of her flesh blooming over your lips – the rushing of her blood, the prickling of her skin, the intricacies of her texture.

You continue, placing hiss after kiss upon her flesh, moving around her neck. She gasps, squirming against you, as you trail your way up beyond her chin, your lips brushing at hers. You drink her in for a moment, the brilliance of her eyes, her stare, the shallow, excited rhythm of her breath. Then you kiss her, all but falling into it, her taste enveloping you.

When you pull away, she’s breathing heavily, her shoulders quaking very slightly. Her eyes look distant, almost dazed. You feel yourself swell with want, and love, and lust, and no small amount of pride.

>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>[ ] Keep going.

>>37908839

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
Not with kids in the room.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

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>>37908257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8xtFqDyfI
>>37908839
>[x] That’s enough, sleepytime.
Let's not distract her with sex, we'll have the chat tomorrow

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

She and JJ can bump uglies later.

>>37908839
>>[ ] Keep going.

at least tell Laura you love her....

>>37908839
>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

It's a tough choice but JJ should put away the lizard peen and get some rest.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime
Don't forget to hold hands, though.

>>37908839
sleep now, sex later.

>>37908839
>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
With a "I love you, good night"
should be fine.

>>37908839
>>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
>[ ] Maintain snuggles.

>>37909004
>>37908839
This

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.
JJ such a tease
And the whole "good night, tell you about it in the morning"

>>37909004
>>37909048

Seconded

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

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When will Laura ever discover JJ's elf ears are ...sensitive?

>>37909111
Yes, when she initiates this same thing back at us at a later date.

So is the plan to wind Laura up enough that she rapes JJ?

>>37908839
>[ ] That’s enough, sleepytime.

JJ unlocks a new power: blueballing

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>>37909203
>Laura starts planning Operation: Coitus

>>37909231
>ear nibbling ensues

>(1/2)

>[X] That’s enough, sleepytime.

There are a lot of things you want to do right now.

It’s not really the time or the place, though, so you nuzzle back down beside her, letting her enjoy the glow leftover by your kiss. Sliding your hand down her arm, you fold one of your big dumb scaly hands around hers, and place one, final peck atop the crown of her head before closing your eyes.

“Night.” You whisper. And the next part is kinda difficult, clinging to the sides of your throat in its insistence not to be spoken. But it comes out anyway, quiet and almost slurred, lower even than a murmur. “I love you.”

Her head jerks toward you, and you open your eyes, finding yourself looking straight into her brilliant greens. She stares in something very much like disbelief, or shock, or bewilderment. Eventually, in a single, hurried motion, she presses herself closer, burying her face in your shoulder. You feel big, hot tears spreading through your shirt.

You stroke her back as the two of you fall off to sleep.

>(2/2)

You awaken to the smell of chicken. Your stomach rumbles mournfully.

Forcing your eyes open, you take a moment to absorb all the things your brain is telling you. For example, it says you actually met Moon Knight last night, and even managed to get a ride in his extremely sweet car. It says he drugged you with something in the air and dumped you down in an alley with a new phone and a wad of cash. It tells you all this is real, and that you’re going to have to do something about it eventually, but at the moment you’re not really all too inclined to believe your brain.

If your brain was any good, you wouldn’t be homeless, right?

Laura lies against you, her breath warming your chest. She’s awake – you can tell by the way her eyelids move – but she’s dozing. You lift your arm up to glance at your watch, and she complains in a low, muffled tone, wrapping her arms a little tighter around your midsection.

>Present Time: 10:22 AM
>Hunger Level: 6

You consider moving. You consider going to get some of that tasty tasty chicken. As if prescient somehow to urgings of your stomach, Laura spreads her weight a little further over you, moving her head up your chest, just under your collarbone.

>[ ] Uhhhhhh….
>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.
>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP.
>[ ] Write in.

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>>37909650

>>37909719
>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP.

"Let's get breakfast first, then we can snuggle all day."

>>37909719
>[ ] Uhhhhhh….

>>37909719
>>[ ] Uhhhhhh….
>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
Whisper "But..chicken..."

>>37909719
[] We will PICK HER UP AND TAKE HER TO FOOD IF WE HAVE TOO

>>37909650
>dropping a premature L-bomb on Laura
Whelp, this is going to go south rapidly now.

>>37909719
>[ ] Write in.
"While i really like cuddling, can we eat first? I am starving"

>>37909719
>>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.

>>37909781

In what way was that premature?

>>37909719
>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.

>>37909719
>[ ] Goddammit you need to eat and she should be up anyway GET UP.

>>37909719
>[X] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.
As much as JJ wants to stay, we got work to do.

>>37909719
>>[ ] Uhhhhhh….
>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
JJ a sap for Lauradorable..

>>37909807
it isn't only problem is that we just raised a million death flags

>>37909719
>[ ] Try to leave without disturbing Laura too much.

>>37909719
>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.

>>37909807
We've been actually dating for less than a week and Laura still has issues with her emotional conditioning and a privately funded PMC trying to recapture and brainwash her into being their super assassin? I'm not saying there's no history or build up here, just that now that we've made our move we're kind of rushing her a bit.

>>37909860
Considering the girl is nigh on unkillable by mundane means, we are more likely to die than her.

>>37909719
>>>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.

>>37909860
>is that we just raised a million death flags

Fuck off. Crusty isn't cliche.

>>37909879

Laura is really fucking close to being Devoted to JJ, and vice versa.

>>37909879
Yes, but before that we were in a totally-not-relationship for a good month or so. It was all rather unofficial, but not out of the blue.

Why didn't we invest in Frog tongue!
>airborne delivery of fresh chicken right to hobodoor

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>>37909781

>>37909896
i think they were trying to say we rose our own death flag

JJG Jrs when?

>>37909719
>[ ] Uhhhhhh….
>[ ] You guess you’re staying here a while.
>Oh, darn the luck.

>>37909781
Laura's been holding a torch for JJ for like what? 40-60 threads?

her husbando just told her he loved her.

the alt universe anons in X-23 quest are overjoyed as fuck

>>37910181
When JJ's penis stops being barbed and full of unstable semen

>>37910023
10/10 Kek'd

>>37910023
or lvl 4 optical blasts to draw stuff to our mouth.

Quite a horrifying thing to be subjected to if JJ's spasming out

>>37910023
Yeah, that's what we'd be using it for.
Totally not Laura, nope.

>>37910204
How many points do we need for that?

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>>37910181
well, next Saturday is Valentine's day.......

supposed ladies and gentlemen of HMQ, I humbly submit that Laura should get the green peen next thread if the next thread falls on Valentine's day.

>>37910280
That's more of a plot point than an optional power buy. That said, Laura's genetics probably have a 20% chance of being able to mostly handle our mess anyway.

>>37910194
That would imply Laura is the OC and JJ was on the random roll list.
Can you Imagine? A world with an Ultimate/Ultimatum crackbitch lizard?

>>37910300
I second this motion.

>>37910300
A-at least somebody will get laid then
;-;

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>>37910268
or just use it romantically

>[X] You guess you’re staying here a while.

Well, it’s not like you need food to live or anything.

You settle down and let yourself drift across the precipice of sleep. In the half-formed flow of dreams that passes under you, you feel as though every movement Laura makes against you is colossal, made of lightyears of aching starry black. You feel as though you’re floating together over the atmosphere of some strange, iridescent world, its continents cut from silver and seas the colour of clear skies. Everything – the suns, the moons, the universe in total – stretches out above you, immense and cold, breathtaking in its enormity.

“Did…” Laura’s voice calls you back from the dreamshell. Your eyes blink open, and you see that she’s resting her chin on your chest, her hair falling like a torrent of night across your shirt. A small, difficult expression hangs around her cheekbones, and her eyes remain angled straight down, refusing to look straight into yours. “…Did you mean what you said last night?”

You swallow. Your heart stumbles, a taut, almost cornered sensation winding through your chest.

“…Yeah.” You say, nodding slowly.

She blinks rapidly, her eyes moving from one side of your chest to the other. Eventually, she just hides her face in your shirt. She stays like that for a good minute, her breath forming a growing patch of dampness. When she finally speaks, her voice come out in an awkward, low mumble.

“I… is it… can I not say that?” You feel her swallow heavily. You didn’t really think she did stuff like that. “For… for a while?”

Smiling, you stroke the back of her head. She tightens up for a moment, her shoulders bunching, before she lets herself fall slack.

“That’s fine.”

You didn’t exactly expect that to be easy for her. It wasn’t easy for you.

She breathes out a long, relieved sigh.

>Anything else you want to talk to her about before getting up?

>>37910491
Talk about Moon Knight, I guess.

>>37910491
>I've got new phone and laser eyes

>>37905645
>Khepri Avenue
Subtle Worm reference, Crusty.

>>37910491
"I love you too."

>>37910491
Maybe mention swank new phone?

>>37910491

Tell her about Moon Knight and how you/they'll probably have to do shit with him, but also how he could be an ally in wrecking the Jack trade.

>>37910491
Nah, we need to do the talk about the loonie knight with the gang too.

>>37910491
>>Anything else you want to talk to her about before getting up?
What happened last night

Then get up and try to eat some chicken like a normal person.

>>37910491
>Moon Knight
Then eat.

>>37910542
It was a Moon Knight reference, actually.

Khepri is an Egyptian solar deity, Khonsu is an Egyptian lunar deity.

>>37910542
Khepri is that egyptian guy with scarab for a head

>>37910491
Ask her if she ever thought of getting married or if she wants kids

Wait, would the phone duplicate in Layla's hands? can we ddos major internet sites and make our own Layla squad?

>>37910645
lets not do that

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>>37910645

>>37910491
Announce that we are now the Lunar Lizard.
>>37910645
No thanks.

>>37910645
>>37910549
Please read again

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>>37910656

Maybe. I'd rather get Layla trained and equipped with weapons & armor first, 'cause she's basically a one-girl-army.

>>37910645
GIF related.

>>37910645
>Can't say 'i love you'

AYY BBY U WANT SUM FUCK?
HOW MANY KIDS U GOT IN THAT COOCH MAMA?

>>37910656
>Layla squad
>Not Lizard Squad
I can't even look at you anymore. Hiding post.

>>37910491
I got drugged, payed, and may have become the sidekick to one of the scariest people I've ever met
He even gave me a phone

>>37910661
>>37910666
>>37910672
>>37910677
>>37910685
>>37910687
We don't have to make smart decisions all the time, JJ needs to do stupid stuff too. You can't just adhere to the collective on everything, fight the system.

>>37910491
>>37910672

If we're the Lunar Lizard, could we make her Lunar Lad?

>>37910677
>“I… is it… can I not say that?” You feel her swallow heavily. You didn't really think she did stuff like that. “For… for a while?”

sounds like an indirect "I love you" to me.

maybe you read again

>>37910723
Lets just make her Moon Moon.

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>>37910717

>>37910723
>not Lunar Lady

>>37910723
Lunar Lad is JJ's D.

>>37910717
we do plenty of stupid things, but that doesnt mean were gonna shit our pants in an attempt to "fight the system"

>>37910685
You'd use a 13 year old orphan as a child soldier?

>>37910717
>JJ needs to do stupid stuff too.

He doesn't need to do stupid shit.

Plus that's not stupid, that's socially awkward.

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>>37910717

>>37910762
>You'd use a 13 year old orphan as a child soldier?

She's an oppressed minority that many in this nation hate.

She's gonna have to learn to fight at some point.

>>37910645
Irrefutable proof that /tg/ isn't good with girls.

>>37910750
That would make more sense

ANNOUNCING our LEGENDARY CRIMEFIGHTING HEROES, the LUNAR LIZARD, and partner, the LUNAR LADY! With the help of the enigmatic MOON KNIGHT, they fight to free their beloved SCAR of the JACK MENACE!

>>37910645
I knew it was a joke anon....

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>>37910717

Laura's an accident waiting to happen.
I think it's time anons learn to reconsider and choose the best path possible - the only path possible.

kimura best girl

>>37910687
i'd berry my dick so hard
whoever pulled it out
would be recognized as Thor, Champion of Asgard
>>37910809
She's her own minority anon
>you could create a botnet with the computing power of NASA with no financial investment
My dick could not be literally any more hard.

>>37910886
Violently fucking Kimura would be pretty great.

>>37910889
I was wondering, does she feel pain from all of her duplicates? if the answer is no than they are far more useful than if yes, as she could use them as honeypots and/or target baiting. (She still could be just demanifesting them against melee attackers but still). You know, she walks them around areas we know the enemy are watching, gets ""kidnapped"" by them, then suddenly de manifests with information, would work exactly once but would fucking work.

>>37910962
or she could abuse the hivemind by reading 50 books at same time.

>>37911031
Worst migraine ever.

>>37910962
>, does she feel pain from all of her duplicates?

Read previous threads or look for relevant phrases & answers on 4plebs.

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>>37910595
Oh... My bad.

You’re not really sure what else to say now – you might not need to say anything, but words having been exchanged now, and any subsequent silence is like a vast, cold expanse, eating into you. So you say this:

“I’m Lunar Lizard now, by the way.”

“…What?”

You tell Laura about Moon Knight – who he is, what he does, how your encounter with him went. You neglect to mention that you spent most of your conversation with the white-clad avenger (lower case, you’re pretty certain he’s not an Avenger avenger) quaking in your boots and drooling all over one side of your coat, because, let’s be honest, nobody needs to know about that.

“Do you believe he is a threat?” She asks, her tone slipping back toward the flat, uninflected quiet of your first meeting. You guess this is what she knows.

“I’m… I’m not sure.” You’re really not. “He is technically a superhero. I think he wants to kind of help.”

“But we shouldn’t trust him.” Laura states, all but finishing your sentence. You weren’t going to say it aloud, but you were thinking it. “I understand.”

You stay wrapped up together a little while before, with great reluctance, acknowledging that at some point you will need to get up and go out. Pushing aside the a fabric of your tent, you flinch slightly at the bright morning rays slicing in from outside. The station is quiet save for the low bubbling of the stove the sound of Noriko chopping her way through a pair of tomatoes. She glances up at the two of you as you emerge from your tent, and you definitely see an eyebrow angle its way upwards. She doesn’t say anything about it, though.

“Morning.” She grunts.

“Y-yeah.” You cough artificially. “Morning.”

>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.
>[ ] Ask her to keep this quiet in general.
>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>[ ] Write in.

>>37911173
>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911155
Worm is cool though anon.

I've only read like ten chapters but it's cool.

>>37911173
>Ask how things went with YXM.

Honestly, I see no reason why dual membership with us and YXM would be an entirely bad idea, I mean YXM are stupid sometimes but they have a set of rules that preclude them doing anything ESPECIALLY stupid that we'd have to oppose them for.

>>37911173
Ask how things went with the YXM

>>37911173
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

Then

>[ ] Go to Tabbycat & ask if Laura wants to come with.

>>37911173

>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.

>>37911173
>>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.
>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
Lets minimise how insufferable Layla will inevitably be.

>>37911173
>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>>[x] Don’t tell Layla.
>>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>EAT!

>>37911235

Because they have a dumb name.

>>37911173
>Don’t tell Layla.
> Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
> You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.

>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
exchange war stories old tovarich
maybe over some tea
Why do we NEED to go to the Tabbycat, again?

>>37911173
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
Chat and eat then head out to The Tabbycat

>>37911270
That jerk Moon Moon has a pretty crap name too but we're considering working with him too.

>>37911173
>[ ] Don’t tell Layla.
>[ ] Food. With knives and forks.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>[ ] You’ve gotta go Tabbycat now.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
Also: food

>>37911262

Seconded, especially the eating part.

>>37911277

To get a lead on Silvermane, or get in his good graces by helping find his granddaughter.

>>37911292

Nah man. He's a knight. Knights are cool.

>>37911173
>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911304
Whatever, I'm still referring to him as Moon Moon from here on out.

>>37911173
>>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
>>[ ] Eat.

>>37911211
Makes sense that you didn't see it then. Since Kephri doesn't show up until waaay later. Be wary of the time skip.

>>37911292
The difference is that he's paying us and he's not naming himself after a terrorist organization.

>>37911304
Oh, right, that thing. Maybe the Blonde Phantom has some intel on that.

>>37911390
Yeah right, if YXM is a terrorist sympathiser than we are pretty much the osama bin laden of New York City living in an underground cave... wait...

>>37911173
>>[x] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.

>>37911173
>[ ] Write in.
>[ ] Ask Noriko how things went with the YXM.
Eat something.

Do we have a plan for what we'll do at the Tabbycat?

>>37911627

Say that we've heard his granddaughter is missing and that we want to help them out.

>>37911627
Ask Ms.Hardy the details of Mr.Silvermanes daughters kidnapping and go from there?

>>37911627
play piano, drink overpriced alcohol, find mobsters, etc?

>>37911627
"Soo... how about that Silvermane guy? I hear some kind of crime boss or something."

>>37911627
sit down, look inconspicuous, and listen

>>37911698
>look inconspicuous

I'm sure she has people on the look out for certain persons, JJ being one of them.

>(1/2)

>[X] YXM
>[X] Eat.

“…Don’t tell Layla.” You say, after a moment of thought.

“Hah.” Noriko guffaws quietly, dropping a bunch of awkwardly chopped tomatoes into the bubbling water. “Roger that. Though, I don’t see you fooling anyone for long…”

Beside you, Laura blinks, watching the exchange with a look of detached curiosity. You guess Layla doesn’t really worry her. You remember when they were most definitely not each other’s favourite people – when Layla first turned up, Laura just about tolerated her presence, and Layla did everything she could do make that harder.

Nowadays Layla just doesn’t seem able to phase Laura.

“Thanks. Mind putting an extra chicken breast on?” You think, and immediately correct yourself. “Or two? Or four or five?”

She glances up at you, her brow rising in amusement.

“Man, you eat a shit ton, don’t you?” Chuckling, she reaches for another packet of poultry goodness. “How’d you ever survive out here?”

Well, you weren’t always like this, were you?

“It’s a mystery.” You say, and leave it at that.