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>>37902779
Inquire shotas about /ss/.

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For as long as you can remember, you have known that the Emperor has a plan for you. You're not exactly sure how to describe it. It's just something you've always been aware of. Like you could sense His will as it guided you and the course of your life.

You can feel it.

Your actions are His will made manifest. You are to be His sword and His hand.

You are to change the galaxy under His watchful eye.

So, even now, in the face of what is almost certainly the most... unusual... situation you've faced in your young life, you are confident that what you are doing is right.

YOU are Bellatrix Curis, and you are...

>A novice, studying/training to become a Sister of Battle at the Schola Progenium. (No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)

>A Sister of Battle, with no actual combat experience as of yet. (Early choice of love interest; xenos contact: One [1] Eldar captive; potential forbiden love)

>An Inquisitorial Acolyte- a Sister of Battle- chosen by the Inquisitor to be part of her retinue as soon as you finished your education at the Schola. (Possible/optional early choice of love interest; xenos contact: moderate, with a decent portion of it being 'peaceful'; some potential for forbidden love to bloom)

>A Battle-Sister, part of a small scouting party that is now stuck in a bunker on a horrible death world with a party of Eldar of about the same size. Peace talks progressed remarkably well, and- given the sheer numbers of Orks, 'Nids, and natives of the planet, as well as the injuries sustained by various members of both parties- you'll all be there for awhile. (Early love-interest, but it's not so lovey-dovey in the beginning; xenos contact: high, with only the aforementioned Eldar being peaceful; forbidden love is almost certain)

>>37902813
>>A novice, studying/training to become a Sister of Battle at the Schola Progenium. (No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)

>>37902813
>An Inquisitorial Acolyte- a Sister of Battle- chosen by the Inquisitor to be part of her retinue as soon as you finished your education at the Schola. (Possible/optional early choice of love interest; xenos contact: moderate, with a decent portion of it being 'peaceful'; some potential for forbidden love to bloom)

'peaceful', hoping for some somehow chill stuff.

>>37902813
>>A Battle-Sister, part of a small scouting party that is now stuck in a bunker on a horrible death world with a party of Eldar of about the same size. Peace talks progressed remarkably well, and- given the sheer numbers of Orks, 'Nids, and natives of the planet, as well as the injuries sustained by various members of both parties- you'll all be there for awhile. (Early love-interest, but it's not so lovey-dovey in the beginning; xenos contact: high, with only the aforementioned Eldar being peaceful; forbidden love is almost certain)

>>37902813
>A Battle-Sister, part of a small scouting party that is now stuck in a bunker on a horrible death world with a party of Eldar of about the same size. Peace talks progressed remarkably well, and- given the sheer numbers of Orks, 'Nids, and natives of the planet, as well as the injuries sustained by various members of both parties- you'll all be there for awhile. (Early love-interest, but it's not so lovey-dovey in the beginning; xenos contact: high, with only the aforementioned Eldar being peaceful; forbidden love is almost certain)
Touch xeno butt.

>>37902813
>A novice, studying/training to become a Sister of Battle at the Schola Progenium. (No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)

>>37902813
>A novice, studying/training to become a Sister of Battle at the Schola Progenium. (No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)

>>37902813
>An Inquisitorial Acolyte- a Sister of Battle- chosen by the Inquisitor to be part of her retinue as soon as you finished your education at the Schola. (Possible/optional early choice of love interest; xenos contact: moderate, with a decent portion of it being 'peaceful'; some potential for forbidden love to bloom)

>>37902813
>A novice, studying/training to become a Sister of Battle at the Schola Progenium. (No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)

>>37902813
>>An Inquisitorial Acolyte

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>>37902813
>No initial love interest; no xenos contact for the forseeable future)
>(Early choice of love interest; xenos contact: One [1] Eldar captive; potential forbiden love)
>(Possible/optional early choice of love interest; xenos contact: moderate, with a decent portion of it being 'peaceful'; some potential for forbidden love to bloom)
>(Early love-interest, but it's not so lovey-dovey in the beginning; xenos contact: high, with only the aforementioned Eldar being peaceful; forbidden love is almost certain)

>>37903199
Obviously the Emperor want us to forge a marriage alliance with the Eldar.

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>>37903199
I know. I was looking forward to it until I saw the ass-end of every option.

>>37903199
>>37903242
Well hey, at least you were warned of inevitable waifushit before getting invested.

>>37902813
>An Inquisitorial Acolyte- a Sister of Battle- chosen by the Inquisitor to be part of her retinue as soon as you finished your education at the Schola.

>>37903199
Did you miss the QM field while reading, anon?

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>>37903242
>>37903199

>>37903283
It's fine if anon doesn't find that fun, as long as they don't shitpost about it incessantly.

>>37902900
>>37903012
>>37903038
>>37903127
>A young lady at the Schola

>>37902913
>>37903113
>>37903172
>>37903265
>An Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37902963
>>37903010
Resisting your urge to purge the xenos

Okay.

Tie-break time. Five minutes to vote.
Options are:

>Novice at the Schola
>Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37903327
>Novice at the Schola

>>37903327
>>Novice at the Schola

>>37903327
>Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37903327
>Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37903327
>Novice at the Schola

>>37903327
>Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37903327
>Novice at the Schola

>>37903327
>Novice at the Schola

>>37903327
Novice at the Schola

>>37902813
>you have known that the Emperor has a plan for you
It better be a damn good plan big E, we are in serious shit Empire-wise, and you had almost nine thousand years to plan.

>>37903401
He's planning for us to be violated by chaos.

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>>37903338
>>37903346
>>37903372
>>37903380
>>37903391

>>37903338
>>37903346
>>37903367
>>37903372
>>37903380
>>37903391
>Novice at the Schola

>>37903354
>>37903365
>>37903371
Inquisitorial Acolyte

I can't say I'm not surprised, but, hey- anon wants what anon wants!

Writing!

>>37903327
>Inquisitorial Acolyte

>>37903461
A few of those novice votes were samefagged but okay.

>>37903415
As expected of the Emperor.

>>37903446
Wait what's wrong with >>37903338, >>37903372 or >>37903380?
Maybe I'm blind.

>>37903477
>Half of those novice votes were samefagged but okay.
FTFY

>>37903507
Even so novice have more votes than acolyte anyway.

>>37903477
>>37903507
I was suspicious of them, too.
I don't know of a way to prove that they were samefagged, however, nor do I know of a way to disprove it.

If there's a method that prevents samefagging, please, let me know. We'll do another, samefag -proof re-vote.

Until then, however, innocence is presumed.

>>37903560
Well the five minute vote at is base it's assume that you will post exactly what the QM Has put

I can vote
>Hello
Hello
>>Hello
>>>Hello

Easily. The five minutes is only for duplicate posts so
>Hello
>Hello

Granted that won't ensure samefagging doesn't happen. After that they'll either start resetting their IP to vote again and again. Or they'll just use multiple devices.

Does it matter? I don't really care that much which one we start as, even if academy-student seems a surprisingly common MC trait in 40k quests.

Ooooohh, SoB quest. Do we get to purge things in the name of our god?

>>37902813
>No initial love interest
Not even that one Commissarial Cadet, captain of the Space Rugby team, and talented fencer with the ass you could bounce a quarter off of (thank Emprah the male uniform includes leather pants)?

>>37903760
Well there is that one street urchin who smells like bacon...

>>37903760
Please anon, this is an EQM quest. Things will be sapphic as hell if romance occurs.

>>37903760
this is forbidden love quest
QM promised hot xenos on nun yuri action

>>37903794
But... Do we get to shoot stuff with a bolter?

>>37903760
Tau Girl, Ork Girl, Eldar Girl, Gene stealer girl. Forbidden Yuri quest.

>>37903806
If we don't op dropped the ball.

>>37903806
Probably? Although since we're apparently starting at the academy, maybe not for quite a while.
Just saying, judging by Esper Quest, anyone without /u/-tolerance are probably better writing the quest off.

>>37903806
Seems like it'd be great training, give the novice a bolter to fire at the range, and watch them break their arms firing it.

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>>37903791
>>37903794
>implying I was describing a guy

>>37903906
Well, we haven't even met our protagonist yet, so who can say what tastes she'll have?

So judging by the OP we're going to be Leliana.

>>37903882
You know what I mean. Nuns in armor purging stuff is the way to go.

>>37903942
What, like the Dragon Age character?

>>37903979
The maker has brought you here. He has told me to follow you! Have I ever told you I like the way you wear your hair?

>>37904063
Oh god no.

>>37903836
>>37903806
IS THIS SOME TUMBLR SHIT?

You're a novice at the Schola Progenium, in training to become a battle-sister of the Adepta Sororitas, and, at the moment, you're busily donning one of the Schola's sets of Sororitas power-armor.

You're doing this, of course, under the careful scrutiny of Sister Superior Praetia, your primary instructor, whose cold, gray eyes seem to strike fearful obedience into even the other Drill Abbots.

You finish reasonably quickly, having practiced wearing the midnight black armor many times over the past year or two of your training.

Praetia gives you a quick once-over before nodding and gesturing to the door that leads to the armory. “Arm yourself, Cadet,” she says, even as she strides over to the door and performs the brief ritual necessary to open it.

You salute, bringing your right fist up to your heart, as the heavy-looking metal door slides open with the familiar 'KSSHHH' sound such doors always seem to make, then make your way into the armory.

Your boots clank loudly on the cold, hard floor, and, as you look about the room, your gaze lingers on the rack of flamers.

Flamers, it must be said, are pretty great.

A familiar tut-tut-tut-ing emanates from behind you, where, presumably, Sister Superior Praetia has noticed where you're looking. “You know as well as I do what happened last time you trained with a flamer, Curis. And the Tech-priests remember even better.”

You swallow the lump forming in your throat with an appreciable 'gulp,' then tear your gaze from the glorious promethium-throwing weapons.

You decide to pick your usual loadout, if only because it's the only thing you're really all that good with.

You select...

>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!
>The standard-issue Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter with a Sarissa, and a boltpistol for backup.

>>37904132
>>The standard-issue Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter with a Sarissa, and a boltpistol for backup.

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904132
>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!

>>37904132
>>The standard-issue Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter with a Sarissa, and a boltpistol for backup.

>>37904132
>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!
Close combat is best combat.

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!
We gonna get a jet pack.

>>37904132
>The standard-issue Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter with a Sarissa, and a boltpistol for backup.

Purge at 500 bolts a minute!

>>37904132
>>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!
You don't often see a gunslinger option in quests.

>>37904132
>>>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904125
>>>/pol/

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904132
>>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!
Obviously she can't be a Seraphim until she's proved herself but it would be cute to have such aspirations.

>>37904150
>>37904179
>>37904204
Standard issue

>>37904159
>>37904200
>>37904222
>>37904252
>>37904285
>Dual boltpistols

>>37904176
>>37904187
>>37904218
>>37904255
Gun and Sword

Okay, writing!

>>37904329
>>37904330
Your votes came after I had already counted, but I guess it's not close anymore.

>>37904132
>A chainsword and a boltpistol. Close quarters /and/ short range. It's a classic!

>>37904340
Ahaha~
We're gonna look like someone who watched too many movies~

>>37904330
I'd prefer we go for a Dominion spot. Dat armor with a Meltagun.

>>37904132
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904340
>A pair of boltpistols. Dual pistols are the way to go, and you're quite the gunslinger!

>>37904406
I guess that would explain the flamer lust as well. Well, not really, all Sisters are hot for the hotness.

>>37904391
Or someone who focused training on one style of weapon, thereby becoming much more proficient with that style than she would have been if she'd trained with multiple sorts of weapons.

Though, yes, you're a bit over-the-top with your 'gun-fu'.

>>37904437
>Though, yes, you're a bit over-the-top with your 'gun-fu'.
>
GunKATA
YOU FUCK

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>>37904453
Fuck, dude. Calm down.

>>37904453
>what is this 'pun' you speak of?

Relax, anon.
The point is that you're a badass. Hell, I'll even change the official Talent from 'Gun-fu' to 'Gun Kata'

>>37904494
Man, you're a nice QM. Sorry for acting so angry

>>37904453
>not wanting gunfu and gunkata
Wow, sure is plebeian here.

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>>37904437
>Though, yes, you're a bit over-the-top with your 'gun-fu'.
So this guy?

>>37904453
Calm your autism, nigger

>ib4 thats it i'm done with this quest.
>ib4 other anons not caring

>>37904506
It's fine, and I try.
Now, let me write, okay?
And play nice, lest you ruin the happy-go-lucky mood purging heretics will generate!

>>37904132
>No option for a Flamer.

What is this heresy.

>>37904551
Do you /really/ want to end up being a servitor so early in the quest?

>>37904551
Apparently we got to trigger happy with it last time. They're still sore about it as well.

>>37904551
Apparently we suck at the flamer, anon!
This way we can eventually have a flamer waifu though. Which may not be any consolation to you, but hey.

>>37904551
Don't worry, we will dual wield Multi-meltas later.

>>37904551
One must practice with dual bolt pistols before one can wield dual hand flamers/inferno pistols!

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>>37904579
>dual wield Multi-meltas
>not dual wield twin-linked multi-meltas
get out

>>37904644
Forgive anon his pleb-ness.

>>37904644
>not dual wield Plasma pistols

>>37904541
I swear there better be some sapphic romance in this quest. Possibly with a cute xeno girl.

>>37904720
Don't worry I'm sure she'll be a Banshee in the sack.

>>37904720
I doubt you'll need to worry anon, let's enjoy schooling for now.

You remove a boltpistol and its holster from the rack, fastening it to your belt on your right hip, orienting it so you can draw it with your left hand.

You can practically feel Praetia rolling her eyes. “I don't even have anything to say- nothing that hasn't been said a dozen times before, at least.”

You tuck as many spare magazines away as you can, taking a moment to blow a raspberry at your Instructor, one of the many who question your choice in armament. She smiles wryly, hefting a heavy bolter, and says, “I see you've matured, then, Cadet.”

You give a good old-fashioned 'Hmph,' and adjust your personal boltpistol's holster. “By the grace of the Emperor,” you reply, causing the Sister Superior to snort and almost drop her oversized weapon.

>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”
>“What are we gonna shoot?”
>“Are we running a drill or something?”
>“You're not using this as a pretense to get rid of me, are you?”
>Something else? (Write-in!)

>>37904798
>>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”

>>37904798
>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”
>“Are we running a drill or something?”

>>37904798
>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”

>>37904798
>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”

>>37902779
>>37902813
So, the Emperor is drawing his last breath and what shall we do ?
Explore the depth of the forbidden loves.
Slaanesh won.

>>37904798
>“What are we gonna shoot? What are we gonna shoot? What are we gonna shoot?”

Gonna shoot, gonna shoot, gonna shoot.

>>37904798
>“What are we gonna shoot?”

>>37904798
>"Wah"
>pomf
>“What are we gonna shoot?”

>>37904798
>“Anyways, what are we gearing up for?”

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>>37904720

I always wondered how Sappho would react to her name becoming a term for a particular kind of sex.

Same question goes for Leopold von Sacher-Masoch

Speaking of which, is the MC set to be a conventional Sister of Battle, or could she become a Sister Hospitalier, Dialogus or Famulous ?

>>37904904
Maybe we can still affect her career-path (or at least get a vote on which she's on).

>>37904904
You're already almost a Sister of Battle. Your roommate/best friend/responsible younger-sister type is a Hospitaler, though.
I can't really see the others being very fun to play, either.

>>37904822
>>37904844
>>37904850
>>3790489
>>37904833
>What're we doin'?

>>37904855
>>37904863
>>37904876
Blam? Blam. Blam!

Alright, writing!

>>37904976
>Maybe we can still affect her career-path (or at least get a vote on which she's on).
ayy

>>37905216
lmao

>>37904720
How about tension both sexually and actually with a Slaaneshi herald who's into playing modified antique double-necked guitars and booze?

This'll only go up to fade-to-purples, right?

“Anyways,” you say, “what're we gearing up for?”

She shrugs- which, considering she's wearing power armor and carrying a heavy bolter, is pretty impressive- and, while nicking a few grenades, says, “Fellow came around, flashed an Inquisitorial Rosette, and asked that you- and your instructor- get battle-ready and report to him at the landing pad ASAP.”

You blink.

…

You haven't doen anything heretical, have you? You think on it for a moment.

…

Those tech-priests couldn't have been /that/ mad about that servitor... could they?

…

And, surely, an inquisitor would look into the incident and see that the stupid thing had wandered into a live-fire (literally) drill!

You notice Praetia's smirk, she notices you noticing her smirk, and she says, “I doubt it's because you've done anything wrong, Curis. More likely that they saw you using two boltpistols and thought, 'Someone should tell that poor girl to use a bolter, like a proper Sister'.”

You cross your arms and pout, and she snickers.

After a moment, you ask, “Is it really an Inquisitor?”

>“Yep. He suspects that some of the PDF here are heretics.”
>“Yeah. Said he wanted to see you in action.”
>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”
>“No idea, but he seemed like an Inquisitor to me. Y'know what I mean?”
>“No, I'm just screwin' with ya. We're just gonna go kill some of those bear-lookin' things. They've been causing all sorts of problems, and nobody else is willing to handle it.”

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>>37905272
would rather a khornate for a well balanced breakfast

>>37905366
Fade-to-purples?

If you're asking about lewds, the lewdest we'll probably get is stuff like kissing, hand-holding, and, in the case of an eldar waifu, ear-scratching.

If you're not asking about lewds, I've no idea what you speak of.

>>37905461
What about fade to puppies?

>>37905413
>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

>>37905413
>“No idea, but he seemed like an Inquisitor to me. Y'know what I mean?”

>>37905413
>>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

>>37905413
>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

>>37905366
EQM is too innocent for smut. Or real lewdness.

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>>37905482
bad end

>>37905413
>>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

>>37905413
>“No, I'm just screwin' with ya. We're just gonna go kill some of those bear-lookin' things. They've been causing all sorts of problems, and nobody else is willing to handle it.”
It's just like my RPGs!

>>37905413
>>“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

>>37905482
>>37905502
>>37905510
>>37905532
>>37905549
>Yep. Didn't ask questions, though.

>>37905490
Just a hunch!

>>37905536
Nah. Just some bears!

Okay, writing!

>>37905413
>“Yep. He suspects that some of the PDF here are heretics.”

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>>37904852
>>37905438
Why not an entire Daemonette harem with representatives from ALL the Chaos Gods?

>>37905461
>ear-scratching.
Eldar Waifu confirmed for best waifu

>>37905438
But I hardly ever see any Slaaneshi girls/stuff in quests these days.

>>37905835
The Khorne sister in the middle and the one with heavy bolter are far more attractive than any of the daemonettes in this picture >>37905780

While I could kinda see Xenos, I doubt any fraternization with demons will occur in this quest.

>>37905780
No, chaos is still shit, even in the yuriverse.

>>37905881
So are Xenos.

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>>37905881
Which is why you convert it with the purity of Sapphic affection!

>>37905780
The only good Daemonette is a purged Daemonette.

>>37905945
Sierra? Rowan? That's.. she's straight.

>>37905780
>Daemonette
>Not Slaanesh

It just doesn't really fit outside of fapfiction. Slaanesh is all about the hedonism, so sexy ladies and succubi are a logical extension.

But beyond stereotypical jokes (PMS rage, mindgames, maternal instincts) there's no reason or purpose for there to be daemonettes of the other chaos gods. They wouldn't solve a purpose other than someone trying to shoehorn sexy ladies in as many places as possible. (Not that I'm against that at times, but you can't go pretending that it's good writing.) The ONLY reason a daemon would exist in a form that we would find sexy is if it was part of its purpose - although I can see some traction in the idea that tzeentch might employ such things as part of some cunning plan to corrupt - but it still grossly impinges on Slaanesh. Which is basically what Tzeentch always does. First he steals our colours, and now he's stealing our women...

There's not even a good reason for daemons of any gender really, given that as far as I'm aware they don't breed in the standard sense.

>>37906032
>It just doesn't really fit outside of fapfiction. Slaanesh is all about the hedonism, so sexy ladies and succubi are a logical extension.

people believe in sexy daemons, there are sexy daemons

>>37906165
I believe in a sexy Emperess.

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>>37906180
This is a good belief to have Anon!

“It really is. He wouldn't say what this was about, though. You'll understand if I didn't inquire any further.”

You take a deep breath, then let it out. “... Did he seem angry or upset or anything?”

She shakes her head as she leads you down the halls of the Schola. “Nope.”

Hmm. “And he didn't say anything like, 'FETCH ME THAT FILTHY HERETIC, BELLATRIX CURIS,' or anything, right?”

She laughs. “Nope.”

You scratch your chin, not realizing that you've become so accustomed to wearing powered armor that you don't even think about it anymore.

After a few moments, Praetia half-turns to look at you. “Now that I think on it... he didn't ask for you by name.”

…

What.

Fortunately, your instructor recognizes the look of befuddlement on your face, and explains, “It was almost like a riddle, y'know?” She furrows her brow. “Something about 'the girl with two arms- one her own, and one belonging to the Emperor,' and...”
She trails off, then gestures to the boltpistols on your hips. “One's yours, and one's the Schola's- and, therefore, the Emperor's.” She shrugs. “Anyways, he pretty much gave a spot-on description of you, Curis.”

…

You... you don't know what to think about that.

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>>37906180
That's heresy But I like it.

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You offer a quick prayer to the Emperor, and you feel as if a wave of calmness is flowing through you, washing away your doubt and fear.

You are a faithful servant of the Emperor! You have nothing to fear from His most holy Inquisition.

Before long, you're stepping out onto the landing pad, where a large- not fat, just tall and broad- man wearing a very fancy hat stands, with his hands held behind his back and his true intentions probably hidden behind that smile on his face.

Behind him, a shuttle- an Aquila lander- sits, precisely in the center of the landing pad itself.

>Say hi.
>Compliment his hat.
>Tell him that the servitor got in your way! You were already firing!
>Ask why he wanted you here.
>Tell him that writing weird poems about young women is pretty creepy. And not much use. Mostly because you... don't swing that way.

>>37906359
>Compliment his hat.
Where's the 'salute and remain quiet' option like a good novice?

>>37906359
>Ask why he wanted you here.

>>37906359
>stay silent and wait until he addresses you

>>37906165
Yes, but they'd be Slaanesh's sexy daemons.

I wouldn't use "people believe in angry massacre daemons" as a way to argue that Slaanesh has angry massacre daemons.

>>37906359
>>Compliment his hat.

>>37906359

>Politely salute

>>37906359
>Ask why he wanted you here.
I hope this quest will have less crossovers and PoV-switches and more actual direction than Esper Quest.

>>37906380
B-because you're a sassy gal...!
Alternatively, because the QM didn't think of it.

>>37906359
>Compliment his hat

>>37906359
>Shuffle behind sister superior

>>37906359
>Tell him that the servitor got in your way! You were already firing!

>>37906412
Supporting.

>>37906359
>Compliment his hat.
>Sure wish I had a hat. There's this neat new Chapeau in the cataslates that can deflect high-velocity objects while being comfy to wear!

>we went with dual pistols
Come the fuck on.

>>37906414
I don't intend to do any PoV switching. 'Cause, unlike in Esper Quest, I feel it's pretty much fine if you've no idea what's going on.
Y'know. 'Cause grimdark.

>>37906380
>>37906403
>>37906418
>>37906462
>Hat chat

>>37906381
>>37906414
Why are we here?

>>37906386
>>37906412
>>37906437
>>37906426
>Don't speak until spoken to

Okay, writing!

>>37906478
Don't blame me, I went for a proper Bolter.

>>37906478

We full seraph nao.

(jump pack when?)

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>>37906589

Voting for hats.

You give him a proper salute, with your right arm across your breast, your left arm behind your back, and your heels brought together smartly.

Beside you, Sister Superior Praetia does the same, albeit with her left hand cradling her heavy bolter against her shoulder.

The Inquisitor nods curtly. “At ease,” he says, giving a dismissive wave of the hand.

You relax, as does Praetia. You also take the opportunity to compliment his hat.

“Thank you,” he says, “I'm rather fond of it.” He pauses. “To be quite honest, I'm rather fond of hats in general. I'm afraid it's something of a vice.”

… Inquisitors have vices?

Huh.

It's only human, you suppose, and even Inquisitors have to have hobbies, right?

“But enough of that,” he says, “Tell me, my child- do you know why it is that you are here?”

You blink.

“... Because a member of the Inquisition requested my presence?”

He chuckles. “That's true enough, I suppose. Do you know why I requested your presence?”

… Not really, no.

You tell him as much.

He nods, as if he had only asked the question to see if you might have had something on your conscience that you might let slip, and says, “You see, this is...”

>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”
>“About that servitor you incinerated.”
>“An invitation. To join the retinue of a colleague of mine.”
>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

>>37907201
>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”

Let the heresy commence~

>>37907201
>>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

>>37907201
>>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”

>>37907201
>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”

>>37907201
>“About that servitor you incinerated.”
Uh-oh!

>>37907201
>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”
I was so close to picking servitor.

>>37907201
>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”
Here we go!

>>37907294
Same. Will we ever get to purge enemy's with righteous fire again?

>>37907201
>>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

superior answer

>>37907201
>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

>>37907201
>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”

>>37907227
>>37907266
>>37907272
>>37907392
Prophecy

>>37907235
>>37907294
>>37907323
>>37907325
>>37907390
>Pop Quiz!

>>37907279
He knows!

Okay! Writing!

>>37907201
>“A test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

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>“A matter of prophecy. An Eldar prophecy, to be more specific. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?”

“...a test, if you will. Of your faith, and of your loyalty. It is not optional.”

For several moments, the world seems to go silent. As if nobody on the entire planet is sure how one is meant to respond to a statement like that.

You blink. “Um... okay, I guess?” You scratch your head. “What kind of test are we talking about, here?”

“One of your faith and your loyalty,” he says, his voice even and his tone the same as it was before- this is only worth mentioning because it didn't send a chill down your spine the first time.

He looks up at Praetia. “Sister Superior, your presence is no longer required. Consider yourself dismissed.”

She glances worriedly at you, but she still salutes. “As you wish,” she says, turning on her heel and leaving you alone with the Inquisitor.

He gestures towards the shuttle. “Come.”

You offer a silent prayer to the Emperor as you enter the Aquila, and you feel an odd sense of foreboding. Almost as if what comes next is unfortunate, but meant to be.

“Make yourself comfortable,” the Inquisitor says, and you feel a sudden prick in your neck. He chuckles. “It'll be a long flight.”

You begin to fall, but everything goes dark before you even reach the metal floor of the shuttle's passenger bay.

I hate to leave it like this, but I've got to go and eat dinner. We'll pick up where we left off when I get back!

>>37907960
>I hate to leave it like this, but I've got to go and eat dinner. We'll pick up where we left off when I get back!

Why did you have to mention food? You just made me realize I haven't eaten since Thursday.

>>37908035
Are you a hobo anon?

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>>37908035
here! you can pretend you're eating over the internet!

>>37907960
Thanks for your effort so far op!
Bump

>>37908222
What is that so I know where to get it in the future?

>>37908297
thats greased death, anon

>>37908297
can you get to Scotland?

>>37908056
Nah. I've only ever been homeless for three days in my life, and none of those have been in this calendar year.
I just don't get hungry and don't consider feeding myself.

>>37908222
Looks like my kind of hangover cure.

>>37908319
I... Maybe.

>>37908319
Now you say 'get to', is it important to be in one piece and without a criminal record? How cold is the water in the Atlantic anyway?

>>37908362
>>37908389
dudes' just get some shaved lamb from your local gyro place then pick up some tandoori chicken and some naan bread at your local indian place

>>37909389
>Indian place
>Gryo place

I live in rural Georgia. There is a German place. That's it.

Has this been archived yet?

>>37910013
fuck, sorry man

>>37910013
German's have food?

>>37909389
Mate if it's not a pizza, my podunk village doesn't have it.

>>37910087
Sausages and bread.

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>>37910087
supposedly yes

OP dead?

>>37911056
More importantly, do we still get an eldar waifu?

>>37911353
If OP ever returns, maybe we can find out.

>>37911353
Even MOAR importantly, do we get to purge things with fire?

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>>37911448
you got your priorities straight anon

So its getting hard for me to care about this quest other than vague promises of future love interests. Has EsperQM done anything else good? I assume there was an Esper quest at some point.

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>>37911056
OP has been executed by the most holy Inquisition for heresy.

>>37911501
Really? I wouldn't say it's an amazing start or anything but we're only a couple updates in, anon. I'd call your standards unreasonably high, but with that LI comment I'm just confused.

>>37911501
No idea actually, I just saw SoB quest and figured "Nice".

Alright, I'm back.
Sorry about the delay!

Writing!

>>37912219
cool, hope you had a nice dinner

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>>37912219
YAY! Purging time!

You awaken to the sounds of distant gunfire, a retreating shuttle, and something that sounds, for lack of a better word, pretty.

…

That last one... it sounds like someone singing softly, but also ranting and swearing like a sailor in the same breath.

…

You open your eyes to see... light brown. Sand? Just were the hell are you? What the hell happened?

You blink a few times, trying to clear the fog from your mind.

The voice from before pipes up again. It sounds female, you think, and it's speaking Low Gothic.“... 'Trust the Mon-keigh,' he said. 'What would he possibly stand to gain from betraying you,' he said.”

Something nudges you gently, as if trying to roll you over onto your back. “Come on. Wake up, you big, dumb, heavy Mon-keigh...”

…

Wait.

Isn't that...?

Yes, you're positive- Mon-keigh is what the Eldar call humans.

Whatever it is that happened, you're in the vicinity of Xenos, now.

Your muscles tense up in response to the realization.

What do you even do in this sort of situation?

>Pray for wisdom and guidance.
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.
>Try to talk to the alien. It seems to speak Low Gothic, for some reason.
>Play dead. It works with animals, right?
>Something else? (Write-in!)

>>37912778

>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.

Die, vile xeno

our waifu will respect us more if we show some spirit

>>37912778

>Pray for wisdom and guidance.

EMPRAH

>>37912778
>Pray for wisdom and guidance.

>>37912778
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.

>>37912778
>>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.

>>37912778
>Pray for wisdom and guidance.
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.
The reasonable move. We don't have an itchy trigger-finger I hope.

>>37912778
>Try to talk to the alien. It seems to speak Low Gothic, for some reason.

>>37912778
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.
>>37912854
Anon, we're a Sister of Battle, we dual wield bolt pistols, and we are sexually aroused by flamers.
We have an itchy trigger finger.

>>37912778
>Try to talk to the alien. It seems to speak Low Gothic, for some reason.

>Do you even venerate the immortal emperor?

>>37912778
>Try to talk to the alien. It seems to speak Low Gothic, for some reason.

>>37912778
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.
"Thou my fate looks grim I shall have no fear for the Emperor will guide my hand to deliver righteous retribution upon his enemy's"

>>37912958
Well, maybe not THAT itchy. Right?

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>>37913003

>>37912778
>Roll over, draw a weapon, and wing it from there.
The best way to pray is with two pistols in hand.

>>37912818
>>37912831
>>37912843
>>37912958
>>37912983
>>37912854
>>37913056
>The Xenos will have to work for her food today!

>>37912822
>>37912830
>>37912854
The Emperor Protects

>>37912855
>>37912974
>>37912980
... it seems like it's trying to communicate!

Okay, writing!

>>37913098
>food
>she's going to 'eat' us
how lewd

>>37913098
>The Xenos will have to work for her food today!
Hah she wants to eat us.

"YOU WONT EAT ME FOUL XENO! BANG BANG BANG!"

Eldar with a catty grin interpenetrate that meaning differently.

>>37913163
>>37913164
Propaganda is a large part of any Imperial's life, don't ya know?

Why are the Eldar speaking Low Gothic at each other?

>>37913226
it's obviously just the Inquisitor and some of his acolytes disguised as Eldar to test our faith and loyalty to the Imperium.

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>>37913259

>>37913290
Huh. Almost missed it. Clever midget behind the guy with the glasses. Those pants make him look tall.

>>37913290
Man, that inquisitor guy isn't much of a looker apaprently. No wonder he joined the inquisition.

>>37913003
>not wanting to be Zero levels of bloodthirsty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNU1Jrh-iKg&t=03m57s

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>>37913360
>>37913327

there's a reason he's an inquisitor

>>37913396
only if also have Zero levels of lewd

You take a moment to steel yourself, then push yourself off the ground with your left arm, drawing your pistol with your right in the same motion.

The meeting of the ground and your back makes a surprisingly solid THUMPing sound, one that indicates that the sandy-looking soil isn't as loose and sandy as it appears.

It's also rather jarring, the impact, and it throws off your aim. So, when you pull the trigger, the barking of the round going off is accompanied by the startled yelp of the eldar you nearly shot in the face.

…

The alien is on its bum, a bit farther away than its voice sounded earlier- which means it probably was so startled that it fell over. It has its dainty little hands clasped over its pointy ears, and its eyes are screwed tightly shut.

…

It's kinda cute.

…

Can aliens be cute?

Well, clearly, they can, because this one is.

Is it heresy to think an eldar is cute?

…

It opens one eye, then the other. It looks up at you and blinks.

“... Did you... did you... miss?”

>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”
>“... Maybe.”
>“Did you wet yourself?”
>(Change the subject) “Where the hell are we?”
>Something else? (Write-in!)

>>37913563
> Nope *fire again*

>>37913563
>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”

>>37913563

>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”

>>37913563
>>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”

>>37913563
>>“... Maybe.”
Let's see where this goes.

>>37913563
>“... Maybe.”

>>37913563
>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”
>(Change the subject) “Where the hell are we?”

>>37913563
>“... Maybe.”

>>37913396
Why does she have a flower in her eye? Seriously, what could possibly be the reason?

>>37913563
>Emperor guide my hand. *Blam*

>>37913563
>“Did you wet yourself?”
Nope, none of that blushing little girl bullshit. We're gonna be in command of this relationship, and cement it by mocking and belittling her at every opportunity.
>>37913657
Intoners are literally magical beings, dawg.

>>37913563
>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”
>(Change the subject) “Where the hell are we?”
I suppose.

>>37913595
Seconded.

>>37913563
Do not forsake our vows to the Emperor! Purge this Xeno!

>>37913657
>Why does she have a flower in her eye?
>flower
That "flower" is actually Adolf McSatan, destroyer of worlds

>>37913563
>"Explain yourself, Xenos! How did I get here?"

>>37913563
>“O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”

>>37913595
>>37913721
>>37913765
>>37913657
SCOURGE AND PURGE

>>37913605
>>37913622
>>37913623
>>37913651
>>37913695
>>37913862
>It was a warning shot, really!

>>37913629
>>37913650
>>37913654
... Maybe.

>>37913651
>>37913695
>>37913804
Ask it questions!

>>37913692
Give it some lip.

Okay, writing!

>>37913899
>all these fags wanna be a stuttering "cute" blob, rather than a sexy, xeno-purging alpha bitch who mocks her prey
Guys, we're an operator bondage nun. Why the fuck are you making us stutter like some Japanese schoolgirl?

>>37914162
Because you picked novice instead of adult inquisitorial acolyte.

>>37914162
luckily the xeno is as new to this as we are.
We can practice being in control by bullying her

You can feel your cheeks warming with embarrassment. “O-of course not. I-it was... a warning shot! Yeah. Yeah! A warning shot!”

The eldar gapes at you.

“You really did, didn't you? You-” she snickers. “You really missed!”

Your cheeks grow even warmer, and you level the pistol at her again. She puts her hands on her cheeks and gasps. “Oh no! Please, O' great Mon-keigh warrior, have mercy! I have sensitive ears!” She falls the rest of the way onto her back and laughs. She laughs so hard that she has to wipe tears from her eyes.

Not only is this alien laughing at you, but she's... pretty. Tall and slender, with pale skin and long, soft-looking dark hair...

…

You really want to shoot something right now.

Yet... you don't want to shoot /her/.

…

The Emperor smiles upon you, though, and a cry of “WUT DA ZOG?!” rings out from behind you.

The Eldar stops laughing, even as you turn and see one of the smaller variety of greenskins. You forget what they're called- gretchlings? Gremlins?

…

Oh, right- Gretchins.

The little bugger is standing atop a small hill, not even fifteen meters away.

>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.
>MAIM the greenskin, /then/ PURGE THE GREENSKIN. It's more fun that way.
>Demand that the greenskin take you to its leader. (Leave out the bit about purging its leader.)
>Mock the xenos witch. Ask if she can help you aim with her superior dainty eldar marksmanship abilities.
>Something else? (Write-in!)

>>37914341
>PURGE THE GREENSKIN

>>37914341
>>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.

>>37914270
Her marksmanship is 'Below Average', which puts her at a -10 on checks to get shooty. It's only a matter of time before you get your revenge.

>>37914341
>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.
>Mock her delicate hearing.

>>37914341
>Mock the xenos witch. Ask if she can help you aim with her superior dainty eldar marksmanship abilities.

>>37914341
>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.

>>37914341
>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.
>Ask the Xenos witch if she's going to roll around on the ground like a beast all day.

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>>37914212
>implying we can't be the Alpha Bitch anyways
I'm not saying we shouldn't be embarrassed by goofing up, I'm just saying we should hide our embarrassment by deflecting attention from our own mistakes and onto others' screw-ups.
>>37914341
See, you fools gave up the initiative and now SHE is mocking US. You just made us the bottom in this relationship. Pic. Fucking. Related.
>MAIM the greenskin, /then/ PURGE THE GREENSKIN. It's more fun that way.
Sadistic streak is go?

>>37914341
>MAIM the greenskin, /then/ PURGE THE GREENSKIN. It's more fun that way.
>Mock the xenos witch. Ask if she can help you aim with her superior dainty eldar marksmanship abilities.

>>37914442
We can take back initiative anon, calm down.

>>37914341
>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.
Then we purge this mocking xeno!

>>37914461
this

>>37914442
>>37914461
>Wasting ammo

>>37914515
Anon has a point, what are our supplies like?

>>37914442
Xenos, heretics and mutants shall be dealt with in the quickest and most efficient way possible. They are only worthy of the time it takes to do our duty to the Emperor and purge their asses from existence.

>>37914341
>>PURGE THE GREENSKIN.
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>37914535
You have as much ammunition as it takes
If we were gonna keep track of ammo, I'd have told you how many magazines you took in the beginning, y'know?

>>37914611
The Emperor provides!

>>37914515
>implying we'll use more than one round
Kneecap the little fuck, then wring its filthy xeno neck, watching the vile light leave its Emperor-forsaken eyes.
>>37914600
>not savoring the destruction of the enemies of He on Terra
Truly nothing is more satisfying than seeing His enemies subjugated and then destroyed, in a manner which mocks and denies their nature. This Greenskin is denied a death in battle in favor of being crippled and having the life slowly choked out of it like some worthless civilian. The Eldar whore can be our pet/plaything, shackled to the Emperors service and constantly reminded of her rightful place under the beautiful and perfect jackboot of Humanity when we force her to personally destroy any Soulstones we find.

>implying the filthy xeno dominating us isn't hotter

>>37914394
>>37914399
>>37914407
>>37914428
>>37914430
>>37914497
>>37914606
>PURGE

>>37914411
>>37914461
Facetiously ask for assistance

>>37914442
>>37914461
Sadism!

Okay, looks like you're purging and making quips

>Roll thrice the d100!

This is an Easy shot, and your gunslinging skill is Excellent, so you have to roll... under 80.
You can do it! I believe in you!

>>37914705
>wasting time
Time is a gift from the Emperor.

>>37914705
>personally destroy any Soulstones we find.
>feeding a chaos god
found the cultist

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>37914791
YEAAAAAH

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>37914791
Alrighty

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>37914791

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>37914791
die, vile xenon

>>37914705
>destroying soulstones

It's like you don't want your pet to love you and praise the Emperor or something, anon.

>>37914806
>>37914831
>>37914837
>12

Nice shootin', Sister.
Writing!

when this is done, we should pin the Eldar to the ground and fondle her ears to establish dominance

... Orks and ork-related things have red blood, right? It's just the Tau who are weird in that regard, isn't it? Of the bipedal/humanoid/living races, I mean.

>>37914907
Nibble ears, fondle ass.

Also: New thread needed,

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>37914907
We don't stop. The safe words are praise to the Emperor?

>>37914974
Anon, before you waste more luck, turn off your dice.

>>37914988
It wasn't wasted. I was creating the Emperors safe word.

>>37914804
Would your average Sister know about the whole "Eldar whose Soulstones are destroyed get their souls nommed by Slaanesh" thing, or would she just know that they're sacred to the Eldar? Because I was just thinking along the lines of forcing someone to commit a religious taboo as a display of ones dominance.
>>37914860
Oh but she WILL love us. Stockholm Syndrome combined with good old fashioned brainwashing is a beautiful thing. We're gonna make us our own personal Eldar Patty Hearst. She runs around in a suit of flak armor (with helmet and face guard on because we don't want our pets best feature to be damaged after all), and when we capture Eldar we have her reveal herself and explain to them in detail the beauty of subjugation under Mankind, and that their present existence is an affront to He on Terra who has granted her this wonderful new life of service, but that they may gain new meaning if they will submit to His will and volunteer to undergo re-education.

>>37914705
Cruelty is unbecoming of a Sister of Battle. for it an action to close to chaos. Hate the enemy of the Emperor, it is his greatest gift to us after all, but do not mistake hate for what it is not. Hate to purge the xeno if purging fire, free it from it's cursed life and ending it's suffering. Hate to set the mutant free from it's corrupted Human so that it may move on never to envy the perfection of the Human form. Hate to give the heretic a final chance at redemption and show it the light of the one true way, that is our Emperor. We gonna hate-love everything to death!

>>37915079
>Would your average Sister know about the whole
Doubt it, seems like if anyone knew about it then it would be either Inquisitors, Grey Knights or Librarians. Or you know, people high up. We don't need to know, we just need to DO right now.

>>37915079
The bureaucracy of the Imperium is a fucking shit-show but I would think that ensuring your guys know not to do things that helps your ultimate enemy is something desirable.

>>37915120
the higher ups know what soulstones are, so they probably give standing orders not to destroy soulstones without explaining why.

>>37915150
>I would think that ensuring your guys know not to do things that helps your ultimate enemy is something desirable.
So is "not wasting your troops' lives by using World War I tactics (which were shit tactics even at the time, just a result of people still trying to fight like its the Napoleonic Wars early on bogging everything down) with military hardware that is far more advanced", but the Imperium doesn't bother with that. They desperately need to learn the concept of "Maneuver Warfare".

>>37915120
>Cruelty is unbecoming of a Sister of Battle
So is watching too many movies and deciding our combat style should be "Give the girl a gun and she thinks she's a Space Marine. Give her two and she thinks she's a Primarch!"
So is having impure thoughts about some Xeno whore.
Let's be honest, we're already not a very good Sister.

>>37915315
So let's not make our sister any less shiet if possible.

>>37915384
We're going to lewd the eldar.

>>37915079
>Eldar Patty Hearst. She runs around in a suit of flak armor (with helmet and face guard on because we don't want our pets best feature to be damaged after all), and when we capture Eldar we have her reveal herself and explain to them in detail the beauty of subjugation under Mankind, and that their present existence is an affront to He on Terra who has granted her this wonderful new life of service, but that they may gain new meaning if they will submit to His will and volunteer to undergo re-education.
If we ditch all the PERSONAL cruelty stuff, this could actually be pretty cool and allow us to remain loyal, if slightly Radical. Would also allow us to catch 'em all for cute Xeno girls.

>>37915430
>just cute xeno girls
>not fucking every cute xeno in sight regardless of state of penis

The poor little greenskin doesn't even have time to say anything further. It was opening its mouth when you leveled your boltpistol and turned its head into a chunky red mist.

You laugh, perhaps a little more than is healthy, as its headless body tumbles down the small slope.

Turning around, you note the surpised look on the eldar's face. “Oh, sorry, did I hurt your delicate little ears?”

She folds her arms across her chest and pouts, her cheeks reddening slightly.

You quirk an eyebrow. “Come on, then, witch. Do you enjoy rolling around in the mud like a beast, or are you just incapable of standing on those dainty little legs?”

She turns a more prominent shade of red as she stands up. “I'm perfectly capable- I'm more surprised that you're able to stand upright with those huge lumps of fat on your chest!”

You give her a Look, and, after several moments, she sighs. “You...” She looks at the gretchin, then at you, then at her feet. “That... really was a warning shot, wasn't it?”

>[Lie] “But of course!”
>[Lie] “No. I just wanted to see how well you squeal.”
>“... I was disoriented.”
>“I just hadn't realized that I was shooting at a stick figure.”
>Something else? (Write-in!)

>>37915481
>[Lie] “No. I just wanted to see how well you squeal.”
>"You have a cute squeal, by the way"

>>37915481
>[Lie] “But of course!”
>"Think it's time you told me how I ended up here."