Skyler pulls a hard plastic bottle out of his satchel bag or whatever and takes some drinks from it.“Alright, last song for now…”He thumbs through his phone as he looks through the catalog for a minute before making his decision. He coughs a few times away from the microphone before queueing the system, and it begins rolling.You haven’t heard this song before.I watch the work of my kin bold and boyfulToying somewhere between love and abuseCalling to join them the wretched and joyfulShaking the wings of their terrible youthsFreshly disowned in some frozen devotionNo more alone or myself could I beLooks like a strain to the arms it were openNo shortage of sordid, no protest from meWith her sweetened breath, and her tongue so meanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneWith her straw-blonde hair, her arms hard and leanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneFeeling more human and hooked on her flesh ILay my heart down with the rest at her feetFresh from the fields, all feeder and fertileIt's bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweetWith her sweetened breath, and her tongue so meanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneWith her straw-blonde hair, her arms hard and leanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneAnd lease this confusion, I'll wander the concreteWonder if better now having survivedJarring of judgement and reasons defeatThe sweet heat of her breath in my mouth I'm aliveWith her sweetened breath, and her tongue so meanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneWith her straw-blonde hair, her arms hard and leanShe's the angel of small death and the codeine sceneIt sounded nice although you’re not really sure what it means.. Wendy has her face buried in her hands probably because if she didn’t she’d be trying to eat Skyler’s face.Skyler seems pleased with himself.Should you clap? You’re not sure.>Clap>Spaghetti harder>Other
You are Michelle St. Claire. Skyler’s been singing a lot of songs at Wendy to make her uncomfortable.It seems to be working pretty well.You wonder how badly Wendy and Skyler will make fun of you when you start.Your stomach feels tight.Liquid: 30,544.9Income: ~2200/wk + bonusesExpenses: 5500/mo leaseCaptive money: 10k security depositTwitter: https://twitter.com/WetworkIdols @WetworkIdolsArchive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Wetwork%20Idols%20Quest>SKILL POINT UNSPENT>FIVE DAYS>DO YOU LIKE HURTING PEOPLE?>JACKETGoogle Docs reports that we have 20 pages of writing that has never been comitted to an actual archive, so here it is reproduced in probably-full: http://pastebin.com/4eR7j886 . I advise reading it.Since it’s been a long while, a refresher on how your skill point works. You can spend it on anything that isn’t literally “Everything and Anything,” or something similar. For those in the know of ORE, no hard or wiggle dice can be purchased with this point. Michelle has an average score of 2 in most of her skills, with the rest being 1s.
>>37866302You might want to add a link to the moe archives for the Giant Size versions archives, seeing as none of them are on suptg.
>>37866787Will get done, eventually. We have all weekend.
>>37866302>Google Docs reports that we have 20 pages of writing that has never been comitted to an actual archive, so here it is reproduced in probably-full: http://pastebin.com/4eR7j886FYI there's the foolz archive in addition to suptg. If you can fish the thread numbers out of your history its easy to link or throw in the OP/pastebin somewhere
>>37867105They all should be filed under/as Giant Size Wetwork Idols Quest #2. This is like the 3rd or 4th or 5th try to get a completed thread.I'll have a post up, I was hoping for more than one vote but that's how it goes when I no show for like 2 months.
>>37867515Oh i should actually vote huh.I was too busy reading the pastebin, because it has my dialogue in it from the conversation with karan <3I don't know one roll system at all so i can't speak to purchases but it would be a lot more helpful to have a list of things we can buy or will use regularly in the line of duty. instead of 'buy anything, really guys!' have 'upgrade guns, upgrade social, etc'I'm all in favor of growing up a little and dropping spaghetti less so count that as a vote for whatever skill that counts as /buying whichever negative quality off.>ClapIts just another form of spaghetti after all, since it will probably PO wendy to ironically applaud skyler's performance, since its only polite.Doubly so if he actualy lhas a good singing voice tho!
I need to stop playing my mobage crack and start writing.Goddamn this shit's addictive. Post for real forthwith.
>>37866252You clap for Skyler because that’s what people do for other people when they perform, you guess.Though his eyelids are heavy from the heroin and only about half open, you can tell that he goes from self-satisfaction to radiant smugness. He crosses his arms and stares at Wendy who’s peeking through her hands since hearing you clap. She jumps up quickly and grabs you by the forearm to prevent you from clapping and says while holding on,“Holy shit knock it off you two fucking inbred mountain hillbillies and I swear to god Skyler if you don’t stop looking like a smug asshole I’m going to cut your face off and wear it like a mask.”Skyler considers this, albeit slowly, and does his best not to slur as he continues beaming, “I’ve always wanted to die happy.”Wendy makes a lot of loud, frustrated noises and stamps her feet a few times but the carpet muffles most of it. Wendy storms out and slams the door behind her in a final act of Wendy.Skyler says, “I like karaoke night.”He points at your bourbon and soda, dripping with sweat on a coaster, and says, “Hey, you going to drink that?”“But Wendy sa-”“Pfft. Wendy says a lot of things. That fiery Latina blood. If she meant even a tenth of what she said I’d be several handbags by now. So, really, you going to have that?”“But...what about Wendy?”“She does this almost every week. She’s going to go inhale a bottle of like fourteen percent ABV wine and she’ll pretend not to stagger back in and then we get on with it.”“For being high as fuck you’re pretty lucid.”“Thanks. I consider myself a professional. Can I have your drink?”>Yes>Maybe>No>Spaghetti harder>Vote OPFOR for World's Slowest QM
>>37869315No! Down it in one movement
>>37869315>>Maybe>take a shot/chug depending on what it is.Cough.Give the rest to skylar saying 'Sure, but fuck you i'm singing doing this sober.'
>>37872411>'Sure, but fuck you i'm singing doing this sober.'Could you clarify whether that's going in dry or going in wet
>>37872411>>37872504Whoops. Forgot my trip.
>>37872517er.wet, but meeting skylar half way.UNtypoed, it was supposed to read'Sure, but fuck you i'm not doing this singing sober.'
>>37869315>Maybehe can have it if we don't like it, but we should at least start drinking it
>>37869315“No! It’s mine!”You claw at the glass, your fingers slipping a few times, and quickly bring it to your lips and fill your mouth with a large sip. It immediately starts burning your mouth and tongue and you try to swallow, coughing and nearly choking as it burns your throat going down.You wheeze a few times trying to catch your breath as your insides suddenly feel very warm. Skyler crosses his arms and looks at you patronizingly saying,“You don’t really know what bourbon is, do you?”“Shut up. You sound like Wendy.”“That’s because Wendy’s also right a lot of the time.”“Do you want the drink or not?”“Yes.”He makes grabby hands and you shove the glass towards him. He smells it quickly before bringing it to his lips and finishing the entire glass in three large gulps.“Too bad you didn’t like it. Bourbon tastes like sunshine.”“If you say so…”“So...how long does it usually take Wendy to booze up?”Skyler shrugs and sits back down on the seat he was in earlier, “Depends on how cheesed she is. Probably a lot this week but I don’t know, it’s been two or three months since she’s had a friend.”“But she said she’s only been working for three months.”“I know what I said.”“I think that’s kind of sad?”Skyler shrugs again, “Probably best to not let her know you know. She’s already being weird about you, don’t make it worse for us.”“I guess…”Your words trail off as you end up staring at the laces of your shoes. They’re so white.“I’m so not singing sober.”“That sounds like a you problem and not a me problem. But if you order more buy me a handle of something.”“But Wendy said that you get nothing.”“That sounds like another you problem.”“But...you know…”You pantomime mainlining, and then drinking, and then dying.“The nephritic implants probably won’t let it get that far.”“Probably?”>[1/2]
>>37873020“I could be proven wrong. I was assured that if I died it probably wouldn’t be from overdosing or eating from both sides of the buffet, though.”“That’s...nice…”>Conversate( awkwardly?)>Spaghetti harder>Get more drunk>Other
>>37873032>>Get more drunklets try a whiskey this time and sip it instead of trying to chug it
I'm passing out, to return when I wake up assuming I have a thread to return to.
>>37873706I'll try and keep it alive, I should be able to keep it alive long enough for america to wake up and take over for me
>>37873712Cool beans. Catch you on the flipside.
bedtime bump, gonna need another anon to take over please.
>>37878214Good night and thanks, Anon.Back in the saddle now everyone.
>>37873032“I want whisky.”Skyler gives you very a much a “I don’t care,” look and maybe you feel silly for fishing. Wendy would’ve said would said something.You order a new drink and decide to fulfill Skyler’s request. He’s probably right, if Wendy was going to kill him or you she probably would’ve done it by now.Skyler seems to be content to be high in silence, not that your fingers tapping against the screen offer much for noise anyways. You set down the tablet somewhere out of the way after you hit the confirmation screen and then just...sort of wait.>Conversate with Skyler and/or Karan>Spaghetti harder>Examine your shoelaces in great and silent detail>Other
>>37880566>Examine your shoelaces in great and silent detailThis is nice, being out on the town with friends and all.
>>37880566You look at your shoelaces in great and, most importantly, silent detail.This is nice, being out on the town with friends.Yep.You rock your feet back and forth. Sure is nice.The couch isn’t as nice as the one you just bought. At least you’re good at waiting. You did a lot of waiting in your time. You can tell when Wendy’s back because she tries to shoulder the door open when it slides instead. You can hear her grunt as she tries another time before realizing what she has to do to get inside. She shuts the door gently behind herself and announces loudly,“TADAIMA.”Skyler buries his face in his hands and says around them, “Oh not this fucking shit again...”“Shut up, Wendy, you’re fucking drunk.”“Say it, motherfucker. I know you know it so fucking say it.”“Get fucked. I told you never again.”Wendy flips him off and sits down on the large chair she was in earlier. She looks at you and says,“Your turn, slut. Don’t try to be funny like Skyler.”>Panic>Spaghetti>Run away>Try to convince Wendy she wants to sing instead>Other
>>37883600These goddamn trips.
>>37883600Panic and sing badly
>>37883600You try to be cool but you’re freaking out because now you have to sing and you know you can’t and your throat still sort of hurts from the drink and your hands are shaking taing your phone out of your pocket but neither of them notice or care enough to say anything and they just let you sit there trembling as you try to keep the phone still long enough for you to read the instructions and only after a minute or two of you just hitting buttons and scrolling through menus does one of them say,“Should we just pick for you?”You try to look calm because the best way to be calm is look calm and pretend to be calm and say,>Yes>No>Panic more>Spaghetti harder>Other>OPFOR spent 88 minutes waiting and 2 minutes writing because he’s a hack
>>37885917“...Yes.”Skyler and Wendy silently consult amongst themselves, although it doesn’t last long. Skyler announce in less than thirty seconds after a few quick whispers,“The song is going to start in twenty seconds. Lyrics are on the screen and there’ll be a meter to track your pitch with. Try to keep it in the green, it’ll show if you need to raise or lower it. Try not to hurt our ears.”You exhale and try not to be worried as you stand up facing the screen. A bass starts playing and words come across the screen. You try your best.Yeah...Uh huhSo seductiveWendy and Skyler start laughing almost immediately. You try to ignore them.I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollipopGo 'head girl, don't you stopKeep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)I'll take you to the candy shopBoy one taste of what I gotI'll have you spending all you gotKeep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)You can have it your way, how do you want itYou gon' back that thing up or should i push up on itTemperature rising, okay lets go to the next levelDance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettleI'll break it down for you now, baby it's simpleIf you be a nympho, I'll be a nymphoIn the hotel or in the back of the rentalOn the beach or in the park, it's whatever you intoGot the magic stick, I'm the love doctorHave your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotchaWanna show me how you work it baby, no problemGet on top then get to bouncing round like a low riderI'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shitAfter you work up a sweat you can play with the stickI'm trying to explain baby the best way I canI melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)>[1/2]
>>37888662Girl what we do (what we do)And where we do (and where we do)The things we do (things we do)Are just between me and you (oh yeah)Give it to me baby, nice and slowClimb on top, ride like you in the rodeoYou ain't never heard a sound like this beforeCause I ain't never put it down like this beforeSoon as I come through the door she get to pulling on my zipperIt's like it's a race who can get undressed quickerIsn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongsHad me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm goneI touch the right spot at the right timeLights on or lights off, she like it from behindSo seductive, you should see the way she windHer hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grindAs Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stoppingDripping wet with sweat man its on and poppingAll my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its onAnd we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is goneThey didn’t stop laughing, and both of them are wheezing and obviously in pain.What’s so funny?>Let’s roll some dice. 3d+1d (4d10 total) for a situational modifier of being told how best not to fuck it up, your goal is to make at least two of those dice roll matching numbers.>[2/2]
Rolled 5, 3, 4 = 12 (3d10)>>37888694
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>37888694
Rolled 3, 4, 6, 4 = 17 (4d10)>>37888694
Rolled 9, 7, 1, 9 = 26 (4d10)>>37888694Am i the only one who can roll 4d10?
>>37892814>double 9'sdamn nice work anon
>>37892846Oh hell yeah i didn't even notice.And people doubted michelle used to be into singing and theatre shit.
>>37892908I don't know if Candy Shop and whatever Michelle thinks (says) she did are 1 to 1.She did, though, fucking crush the shit out of Candy Shop.
>>37892994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-6fEj17MK4Dont' stop me now!
>>37893018Now I'm going to listen to it. Goddamn Freddy was a handsome fucker back in the day. I've been on a steady diet of eurobeat/HIGH NRG because I'm reading a book about the GT40 and P330 at LeMans in the 60s.Post forthwith.
>>37893177Also, i hope my roll opens a really horrendous door into the idol business when skylar and wendy realize that... hey, crap, shit, we just might have idol material on our hands right here.
>>37893339nah fuck that, Wendy is already an amazing singer and potential idol material, we ain't.
>>37888694>9,9>2x9>I was getting ready to use the 2x4 as a 2x4Skyler starts choking and rolls off the couch which only makes Wendy laugh harder until she realizes that he’s been drinking and that this could kill the Skyler. She quickly rolls him over and eventually Skyler stops choking and simply resumes wheezing, pounding his fist against the carpet.“I’m fine, I’m fine. You’ve been telling me for days how bad she is though and, eff-why-eye, she just fucking crushed it somehow. It’s not like the bitch can rap but come on. You undersold the shit out of me.”For her part Wendy wipes tears out of the corner of her eyes and says, “I had no idea.”Skyler sits up, having more or less caught his breath, and says, “That’s probably the nicest thing she’s said to you all week. Take it and run.”Wendy looks at him harshly but doesn’t say anything.Skyler continues, “If you want to quit while you’re ahead for now and make Wendy do some you’ve earned it.”Wendy tries to protest, “You can’t just fucking volunteer m-”“Yes I can, because she just did that. Shut up.”Wendy sulks and looks a little seethed but you feel good about yourself and don’t care what she thinks….right now at least.>Go again>Make Wendy do it>Spaghetti harder>Vomit in excitement>Other
>>37893946>Make Wendy do it
>>37893946ALL THREE!>Go again>Make Wendy do it>Spaghetti harderYou seee....>>Other"Wendy, we're going to sing a duet."Prove that we can negotiate team-mate tier dickery. Also >>37893353 ? Make her step up and show it.
>>37894104>>Make Wendy do itHaha. Oh man i want to see her reaction to this. She's either going to hate us or.. something else.
>>37894229Pardon. I meant the duet, not her soloing.
I wish I had a time machine to go back in time with to 1964 and watch blue and white 40s scare the piss out of 330s.Feels real bad. stopped reading, started writing, post forthwith.
>>37895337gulf colours best colours
>>37893177>I've been on a steady diet of eurobeat/HIGH NRGcheck out savant's new album.
>>37895393got a link?
>>37895404man i just youtube that shit.
>>37895360Gulf Oil came later although I agree as far as livery goes, that's pretty much the only one you need to know. 1964 started with the GTs and Daytonas rolling the US of A blue n whites>>37895393Hand it over
>>37895451>Hand it overThats my line, about your post!A trade, perhaps?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk396g_TtDU&list=PLRnR2ULVI7YkNuoHCE_VQrlUC1WiTx55k&index=1
>>37895568This first track isn't either of those things! I hope you're not yanking my chain.
>>37895635This album is just like your posting.You've got to wait for itAlso i made a mistake of linking a track i hadn't listened to yet. Try Apocalypse out instead!
>>37895679You clever bastard.I don't exactly know what genre this files under at the store, but whatever it is I like it.
>>37893946“Yes.”“...Yes to what? That wasn’t a yes or no question.”You smile broadly, like Skyler and Wendy just were, and say “We both are!”:DSkyler...makes some sort of face. Wendy is more vocal.“No. No no no no no. Fucking no. Absolutely not.”Skyler looks sympathetic for literally a moment before he looks at Wendy like a predator and says,“Should have kept your mouth shut. Now I’m voting yes.”Wendy begins fuming but (maybe because she’s drunk?) realizes that her only options are to either deal with it, or walk out the door and never come back.She writhes in place silently.Skyler says, “You don’t know dick, and you’re just going to sandbag it, so I’m going to pick.”He sounds very happy about this. He hums to himself as he rocks his shoulder side to side as he looks through his phone.“Ok. Michelle, you’ll be Mick. Wendy, you’ll be Merry.”“I don’t know who that is.”“I wasn’t talking to you.”O-okay.Wendy looks inward, seemingly concerned.Skyler says unsympathetically, “Bad night for the firewater.”Wendy flips him off again and he smiles and the music starts.Oh, a storm is threat'ningMy very life todayIf I don't get some shelterOh yeah, I'm gonna fade awayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayOoh, see the fire is sweepin'Our very street todayBurns like a red coal carpetMad bull lost your wayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayWar, children, it's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayRape, murder!It's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayRape, murder!It's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayRape, murder!It's just a shot awayIt's just a shot awayThe floods is threat'ningMy very life todayGimme, gimme shelterOr I'm gonna fade away>Chopped by moot but really you know Gimme fucking Shelter>Wendy rolls 3d+1d+1d-1d>Michelle rolls 2d+1d+1d
>>37895892Fucking Sam, you photogenic son of a bitch
Rolled 9, 7, 2, 9 = 27 (4d10)>>37895943rollan for michelle
Rolled 2, 6, 5, 4 = 17 (4d10)>>37895943Oh shit I forgot to roll my own dice. I thought I was doing good just remembering the trip.>in b4 no matches, 4x1, 4x10
>>37895976Nines again. ahahaha.
Rolled 7, 2, 3, 7 = 19 (4d10)>>37895943>Wendy rolls 3d+1d+1d-1dHere comes the drunk latina
Rolled 4, 6, 2, 7, 8, 5 = 32 (6d10)>>37895943rollan for wendy
>>37896075>>37896083That was for me to roll. I forgot, as I forget a lot of things.She got nothing, and one of you porkers rolled 6d anyways.
>>37896120Oh come on. mathcing 7's is still no matching nines'! It makes for a better story having her sing along but being outclassed and skylar laughing his ass off at the free show.
>>37896120It's better to just say "Roll XdY" and then expalin the rolls later instead of saying "Roll Xdy+Z+A-B*C/D"
>>37896186I like being verbose about your modifiers. We don't have much of a sheet here in Wetwork Idols, so filling out rolls in full: A) maintains transparency, B) allows me to correct mistakes that may have been made, or could have been made without being able to reference in thread, and C) provides the player the opportunity to correct any mistakes I may end up making anyways. Everyone wins once we're on the system.I rolled >>37895992 6 minutes before. I'll consider allowing the 7s. I'll be more clear next time/make sure to actually roll myself for when I'm rolling.
Rolled 6, 9, 2, 4 = 21 (4d10)>>378963264d10 for skylars laughter making everyone lose their shit becaues he is. and turning into a trio.
>>37895943>two by 2x9s>2x7 for WendyYou don’t know this song either and singing with Wendy is confusing but the screen makes it obvious. All you do is try to keep the needle in the green and sing the words in blue.Easy.Wendy sings the parts in red and she tries to do some really high notes and the needle says she didn’t really get it. Everything else sounded nice to you though.Skyler claps when you two finish and smiles broadly as Wendy scowls bitterly.“Now I know why she didn’t want you to come.”He leans over and cranes his neck so he can see Wendy and says, “And, honey, lay off the drank. I mean damn.”She scowls more deeply and stomps her feet but it’s obvious that she can’t or won’t do anything.Maybe that’s why she kills.Wendy kind of frightens you. She’s kind of like Karan. Although Wendy hasn’t asked you to kill anyone because they inconvenience her. And Karan might one day stop joking and start acting.Karan scares you too.You push that away and try to be proud of two good performances in a row. That’s two more than you expecting ten minutes ago.Skyler looks back at you and says, “Did you know your knees are shaking?”You shake your head no.“Sit down and take it easy then. Unless you want to go again?”>Again!>Sit down (and enjoy your whisky which you will sip and not gulp)>Spaghetti harder>Vomit in excitement>Other
>>37896774>Sit down (and enjoy your whisky which you will sip and not gulp)
>>37896793you are probably the smartest person in this thread. no sarcasm, no irony. you know what you want and how to get it. fucking gave me inspiration for the night. god bless, anon
>>37896774I swear, I forget something every post.As a consolation prize, I offer forth a new piece of the puzzle.
>>37896848No idea what that is meant to mean.
>>37896858It'll be a delightful surprise further on up the road. OPFOR's got a whole roadmap in his mind.
>>37896858that is either killzone or fallout. and i'm not sure which i like better.
>>37897080either what is?
fug it's late. Going to bed, you guys know how we do.I think I'm going to be sort of busy tomorrow. Will post as able.
>>37897219sweet dreams OPFOR
bedtime bump, its 0200 here and I need sleep, can another anon please keep this thread alive?
You’re not very good with words and you wouldn’t want to ruin this feeling so soon so you just sit down.You’re not sure what you’re feeling as you smile around the room and reach for your new drink. You’re not sure what the difference is but there must obviously be a difference or otherwise why would they have two different names? That’s just how things work.You sip, not gulp, this time and only cough a little. It tastes like alcohol.You don’t think you get whisk(e?)y.“I don’t get it,” you announce pointing at your drink.“Bourbon tastes like sunshine. Whiskey is whiskey. If you keep drinking it it’ll make sense. Maybe.”He shrugs, then points at Wendy, “But then you might be like her. I guess it’s a personal choice. I don’t think getting whiskey is worth being Wendy.”He looks contemplative for a moment, “Heroin’s better.”You tug at your collar and just don’t say anything.So…>Conversate( awkwardly)>Spaghetti harder>Sit in silence and hope that Skyler and/or Wendy carry the conversation>Other
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>37903488>OtherYour turn skylar..?otherwise>Sit in silence and hope that Skyler and/or Wendy carry the conversation
>>37903488>>37896774One post I'll get everything right.Not this post, but one post.
>OPFOR finds a torrent of 225 Japanese SUPA YU-RO BI-TO SEB CDs>it's seededhttps://kickass.so/va-super-eurobeat-collection-vol-01-225-201cd-1990-2013-t7948621.htmlWe're living in a golden age of prosperity. Never before and never since has there been a better time to live.
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>37903629We will see
man, board is moving quickly today. barely a hour since that last post and we're already on pg. 8. Hopefully the thread doesn't fall off the board when I need to go outside and do stuff in a few hours. Post forthwith at the speed of Mr. Slowly.
>>37903488The silence is kind of uncomfortable and you do what you usually do when you’re uncomfortable, and that’s play with the claws.Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Snkit. Wendy says, “Oh my god fucking stop it. You’ve already shit all over everything, can’t you just let me have something nice?”Skyler makes some noises but you don’t know how to transcribe them. He seems entertained by it.“Should we bounce? I’m pretty sure she’s totally over this.”He points at Wendy. She looks pretty over it.You shrug.Wendy offers, “I want to get really fucked up and forget about tonight.”Skyler rubs his stubble and says, “We could all get super trashed at Michelle’s new place. You know the saying, it’s better together.”Wendy makes a loud ugh sound. “No.”“Fine, you awful witch. What is it you want?”“Loud music and free drinks and sex.”Skyler considers this, nodding and saying, “I like those things too.”You interrupt quickly, “You don’t mean like the two of you…”You point at the two of them in turn several times.“Gross. As if I want to put my dick in that burnt out cenam snatch.”Wendy leaps to her feet and starts bearing down on Skyler who’s obviously concerned that this is the straw that broke Wendy’s back and tries to disarm,“Kidding! Kidding!”He curls up into a ball just in time as Wendy beats on his rib cage a few times with balled up fists.He wheezes and says, “Asshole.”Wendy flips him off again. She likes doing that, you guess.“What about the Velfarre?”“Isn’t that too nice to take her?”“Maybe...we’d have to change. And I don’t know for sure if our RFIDs would get us past the bouncer without waiting in line, that’s just the word.”>[1/2]
>>37906722“We could go to one of the parties in the old auto factories. The ones with the smokestacks and everything.”“That’d probably be fine. If it’s really gross we can dip.”You sit patiently and wait for mother and father to include you in the conversation.“Is that fine, Michelle?”>Yes>What?>No>Maybe>Spaghetti harder>Other>[2/2]>Going AFK for probably a while until maybe 1900 PST or so. I'll have my phone and maybe check in once or twice to see if the thread's dead. I'll do Q&A through twitter since that's easier on a mobile and maybe someone can run my responses to the thread
>>37904071Why the fuck do I get this uncanny feeling that I saw that chick somewhere...and no I don't think it's porn
>>37906802umm sure, what could go wrong.(lets try not to think about that)