>>37859446
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>>37859446
>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here

>>37859446
>>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here
let's get this train wreck rolling

>>37859446
>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here

>>37859446
>>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here

>>37859459
SMUUUTBINS WHEEEN

>>37859446

>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here

>>37859446
What's our equipment? Our axe? Might be a good idea to take K'zala's ice dagger along against the halfgiant faggot.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37859446
>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here
Seeing if the dice gods are merciful.

>>37859484
Sometime.

>>37859489
>What's our equipment? Our axe?
It's all on your character sheet.

>Might be a good idea to take K'zala's ice dagger along against the halfgiant faggot.
No-one asked for K'zala to join this attack, so her and her dagger are still back at your camp.

>>37859446
>Send Za'ria to lure Dra'koz here

>>37859505
>Chain Shirt, Chitin Vambraces, Chitin Greaves, Hide Boots, Leather Leggings
Have we really not found any better armor than this? Or could it be that Chitin is simply BASED?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37859559
its made from the abyss faggot.

>>37859559
Chitin isn't amazing, it's alright. All the armor you've found has come from raiding tombs, so it's not great quality stuff in general.

Pretty sure part of the reason you're seizing an iron mine is to start producing better stuff.

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mfw I still haven't caught up, but there's a new thread to do things in anyway

>>37859581
the elf is teaching both our orc smiths right?
I found it a bit weird that he would only teach one, when having both learn is better, and especially when one of the tow could help out faster.

>>37859603
Where in the story are you right now? I could give you a summary or something.

>>37859603
just read warlords post, and you should be fine.
threads usually last a couple hours, which is more than enough to catch up on.

>>37859581
>>37859559

Makes sense, I think he was more commenting on how out of all the stuff we took that steel vembraces or greaves weren't also taken, not a big deal or anything. Now for the battle!

>>37859605
You gave the elf smith to Y'zoa. Or'kaz won't go near Y'zoa for obvious reasons.

>>37859623
No thanks, I want to read it myself. I'm right before the elf raid, but I got last thread.

>>37859625
yup, it's time to bs my way through and make snap decisions based on current info. I'll try to catch up as Warlord writes.

>>37859656
>it's time to bs my way through and make snap decisions based on current info.
please don't

>>37859641
can we fix this once we come back?
To have him teach our other orc, with a timetable or something.

>>37859666
>please don't
Okay, Inka

>>37859667
Why bother?

Alright, looks like you're pressing on with the plan.

Writing.

>>37859704
Wait, at least have the orcs tell us about what Spirit Vultures are like, how to fight them, and if we can likely turn a couple away from the battle or on our side.

>>37859656
Word of advice. Don't use your own pre-conceptions on what orcs are like to make your decision. This world is pretty distinct, so if you're thinking 40k orks, LOTR orcs, WOW orcs or generic fantasy orcs you're fucking wrong.

>>37859740
Spirit Vultures are basically bigass vultures, large enough to carry an orcish rider. The name comes from the fact that they can hurt incorporeal creatures, and seem to have a particular taste for ectoplasm. They aren't any more intelligent than animals, which means that Ashuris' domination magic won't work on them, but as I said last thread, it would potentially work on the riders.

>>37859784
So we'll be having Ashuris dominate whatever riders she can and turning them against the others once they arrive. In fact we'll probably have her start doing that as soon as they come withing range since it isn't obvious that it's happening.

>>37859693
Well first lets look at their stats.
Or'kaz
Smithing: 3
Slave extremely good leather worker
A hulking but lethargic orc that was once an exceptional smith
Y'zoa
Smithing 1(or 2?)
knows how how to make good bone weapons(forgot what else, its hard to find this info)

>>37859869
>>37859693
Shit, while looking for the info i forgot to reply.
I meant to say that he is a better black smith, and could be used to help out the whole clan, and improving both is better than holding on to some grudge from a lazy git.

Za'ria comes to join you by the edge of the camp, looking down the mountainside.

“Will Dra'koz really come here if you ask him to. I thought he sent you here because he hated you?” you grunt, Za'ria giving a shrug.

“He does hate me... Let's just say it's complicated. He has been getting more paranoid lately, so who knows, if I'm not back in a few hours, I'm probably dead.”

You look over at the older female, who looks as unfazed as ever. Which means either walking to her impending death doesn't bother her in the slightest, or she's lying to you about something.

“This should go without saying, but if you betray me...” you growl.

“No-one wants to see Dra'koz die more than me. Getting out of the mountains would be nice too. I hate mountains,” Za'ria sighs, rubbing at the scar around her wrist as she walks away, starting off down the mountain path.

You move into position, and you wait.

...and you wait.

...and you wait.

It has been many hours, and still no sign of Dra'koz. Perhaps Za'ria really did die, perhaps she betrayed you, perhaps Dra'koz is just dragging his feet about coming up here.

>Wait it out.
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp
>Back out, it's not worth the risk

>>37859948
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp

>>37859948
>>Wait it out.

>>37859948
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp
As long as we send enough that they don't get caught

>>37859948
Send Or'kug

>>37859948
>wait it out.

Also, talk to the big guy. Ask him Zaria's deal and whether or not he thinks she'd be a traitor.

>>37859948
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp
sneaky git.

>>37859988
Few * enough

>>37859948
>>Wait it out.

>>37859948
>Send only Or'kug to scout out the Skyhunter camp

>>37859948
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp

>>37859998
Not a bad idea, to be honest, with a Stealth of 5 he'd be the best candidate, and should be back by the time it's time for ambush as well, if it all works out.
>>37859948
Either the above or waiting, along with a bit of scouting of our surroundings, make sure we aren't being surrounded right now.

>>37859948
>Send out some scouts to spy on the Skyhunter Camp
Maybe have some of the Skyhunter orcs scout the around the area

>>37859948
Why didn't we ask her what she'd tell him? Maybe she's just not very good with coming up with shit, so she got discovered. Should've told him the mine opened into ruins/found some rare magic metal bullshit to get his attention or something, but even then I'm not sure of he himself would come out here.

>>37859948
>>>Wait it out.

If we send Or'kug, we should also send Koz'rak.
Stealth bonus+familiarity of terrain.

Okay, scouting wins, but I'm seeing some other choices cropping up.

So
>Send Scouts
>Send Or'kug
>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak

and also do you wish to send some scouts to check out the surrounding area?
>Yes
>No

>>37860190
Do stealth Bonuses stack, one has +5, the other has +2

>>37860204
>Send Or'kug

>>37860204
>Send Or'kug
>Check the Surrounding Area

>>37860204
>Send Or'kug
>Yes

>>37860219
No.

>>37860204
>send Or'kug and Koz'rak
>yes

>>37860204
>Send scouts
>Yes
I don't trust her, a gut feeling.

>>37860204
>send Or'kug and Koz'rak
Depends on how we have to roll for it though.
>Yes
Just like 4 orcs, to make sure they aren't being cheeky cunts.
Hopefully some Skyhunters who know the terrain can assist.

>>37860204
>>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak
Or'kug doesn't know the area

don't scout the area

>>37860240
Do they jump to the upper limit or do they average out?

>>37860204
>>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak
>Yes

>>37860204
Send Or'kug

No

>>37860260
They both roll separately, however the higher one rolls above the DC, the more he can assist the one who rolled lower.

>>37860204
>Send Or'kug and Koz'rak
>Yes

Or'kug and Koz'rak going to check the camp wins.

As does sending orcs out into the surrounding area.

>Roll 3d20

Rolled 15, 18, 6 = 39 (3d20)

>>37860360
Lady luck

Rolled 7, 9, 11 = 27 (3d20)

>>37860360
help us gods

Rolled 13, 5, 9 = 27 (3d20)

>>37860360

Rolled 12, 10, 16 = 38 (3d20)

>>37860360
Ho boy...

Rolled 15, 3, 2 = 20 (3d20)

>>37860366
>>37860374
>>37860382
That's either 20, 20, and 11+x, or 17, 23, and 11+x
>>37860385
If only you had been a bit faster, or the anon before you was slower.

>>37860406
20, 20 would be pretty good, anyway

Rolled 2, 20, 7 = 29 (3d20)

>>37860360
and then we died

>>37860428
Well you are in the mountains, rocks falling here wouldn't be all that unusual.

>>37860440
I'm slightly more concerned with dragons falling on us

see this is why i didnt want to send unnamed npcs on a scouting mission. they have no stat bonuses and an 11 is pretty mediocre. I really hope they don't get spotted by Drakoz.

Are dragons sufficiently magical for Zul'orok Zhar to take issue with their subjugation of an orc clan, or is his ire reserved only for explicitly abyssal or divine agents?

>>37860454
We did say we'd send some Skyhunters out though, since they know the area, I assume that gives some bonus.
Also, it seems logical that they'd go to the directions that the giantfaggot isn't coming from, since we sent Or'kug and Koz'rak that way.

You are Or'kug. With the assistance of Koz'rak and his knowledge of the terrain, finding your way to a secluded point overlooking the Skyhunter camp was simple enough.

The first thing you spot is Dra'koz, he's hard to miss. A towering mass of green muscle and steel plate, leaning on a heavy greatsword. Around him are his honorguard of halfbreeds, looking small next to their chieftain, but still towering over the rest of the clan.

You spot Za'ria nearby as well, and you think it's safe to say from her current condition that the plan has failed. The female is tied to a stake, most likely held up solely by the ropes binding her, her hanging low and face concealed by her hair.

Dra'koz is busy speaking with some human, a female, tall and skinny, the bare skin of her arms and face daubed in dark warpaint, her hair woven with feathers, dressed in simple leather armor. While she looks attractive enough, there is something about her wide-eyed stare that speaks of madness. She finishes up her conversation with the Skyhunter chieftain, hopping up onto a spirit vulture sat patiently by her side, which takes off into the sky and north-east.

Dra'koz amasses his honorguard, his vulture riders and halfbreeds gathering around him. He strides over to the bound Za'ria, speaking to her. You see her head rise slightly, an exchange between the pair that you can't make out. Whatever it was, Dra'koz clearly did not like it, as he gives the female a sharp backhand across the face with his mailed hand, turning away and striding towards the pass, his honorguard falling into step alongside him as the vulture riders take to the sky.

It looks like they're coming to you after all. It's time to head back.

(cont)

>>37860621
You are Ur'shal, and Or'kug and Koz'rak have returned.

“So what's happening?” you grunt, as the pair run into the camp, looking harried.

“Dra'koz is on his way. It looks like he took Za'ria prisoner, so he might know about our ambush. Get ready,” Koz'rak growls.

“I think the situation may be worse than that,” Or'kug mutters, pointing to the north.

You all turn, seeing two of the scouts you sent out sprinting back into the camp, breathing heavily, one of them clutching a bloody arm.

“Chieftain, humans, a whole fucking load of them coming up the path, and more coming in on vultures.”

You growl, it looks like things aren't going to go as smoothly as you'd hoped. Do you wish to make any alterations to the plan before the enemy arrive?

>No, stick to the plan.
>Yes (Write-in)

>>37860632
Send a runner for reinforcements?

>>37860632
Could we bunker down and let them try to take us?

Send a runner for reinforcements?

>>37860632
>>No, stick to the plan.

>>37860648
>>37860649
It's a day and a half back to your camp from here.

>>37860632
Yup, I think its about time to go all out, get a guy to get reinforcements, time to march on those blasted humans!
>Get Reinforcements and prepare for battle

>>37860632
What's ETA for Dra'koz and humans?

>>37860632
I knew we should have brought more people, but anons were all 'it's only a handful of dudes to kill'

I guess we'll need to stick to the plan for now

>>37860679
Twenty minutes or so.

>>37860632
Set up a real defensive perimeter. This is no longer a fucking ambush. Its an assault. Pallisades. Barricades. Anything. Get shit ready to light on fire and throw down the mountain if they're charging up at us. Everyone ready and on fucking deck.

>>37860684
Yup, not enough time to get reinforcements, we should be able to stick to the plan, so long as humans can't resist magic any better than orcs can.
>Stick to the plan

>>37860632
>Yes (Write-in)
Bug Out. The element of surprise is lost.

>>37860684
how many did we bring, i thought we brought 40.

>>37860712
which was not the maximum number we could have

>>37860712
You have fourty of your own, plus twenty of the Skyhunters from the mining camp. Plus you, Dru'ak, Or'kug, Koz'rak, Ya'zada, Ashuris and the Skyhunter Lo'zol.

>>37860684
Well, it did seem strange that we didn't have to roll for tricking Dra'koz.
>>37860632
Ashuris can go ahead and make a rockslide on those humans coming up north, and collapse any pathways they might have to us.
Assuming Dra'koz doesn't know that he knows of the ambush, we should let him think we're doing it, and attack sooner than would be advisable, right as he steps in range, collapsing the pitfalls and everything.
It should help to take out the big guy, as it'd kill morale on their part, but might enrage the honor guard.
I told you we should have brought more magic users.
>>37860712
>>37860732
40 was the max, but we brought 20 with us from camp.

>>37860632
How does the path that humans taking look, can we cause rockslide that will kill them or block the passage with ogre magic?

>>37860632
>Yes
Set up a defensive perimeter. it's no longer an ambush if they know we are here.

>>37860743
what about the lot that we originally sent with Or'kug?

>>37860758
Yeah, that was 15

>>37860700
Seconding this. See if we can't set up defenses and a choke point.
If we have to, we might need to pull back into the mines and defend from there.
Maybe burn the piles of rotten meat and whatever we can find that burns hard. Cover the sky with as much black smoke as we can.

>>37860632
Fortify around the camp.
Rally the slaves to fight for us, Promise a good meal and sleep for their aid.
Pray to our gods

>>37860758
>>37860770
You're right. My bad. Add 15 more guys to that.

>>37860758
There were 20 with Or'kug, we brought 20 from the clan when we came here.
>>37860748
>>37860752
Maybe we don't even need a rockslide or complete collapse of their path, if she can just have them be bottle necked somehow so the orcs can get to slaughtering.
She should do that before they get here though, because once they do, Ash will have to start mind-controlling them.
Hopefully Slaggyr isn't doing the same to them, otherwise I think a dragon may be better at that than an ogre witch with level 1 Dominate.
>>37860793
Oh, I guess I'm wrong on the headcount, then.

>>37860793
It should be the fourty guys we initially sent plus the 20 skyhunters at the mine plus the 20 ur brought personally. Thats eighty peeps.

>>37860621
How many vulture riders Dra'koz have?

>>37860827
Ten.

>>37860632
I think we should go with fortifying the camp but I fear they might just win by attrition.
How about we try to break through by attacking the enemy chieftain and thus breaking from the encirclement?
They left their fortifications so we should at least have some "advantage" and their forces are spread around the camp. It will take time for the reinforcements to arrive.
But then again I like crazy plans.

>>37860632
>No, stick to the plan.
The humans are trouble but we can have our extra orcs hold them, not to mention the chief is the main danger.

>>37860818
Once Ash is finished Dominating who she can, she should start lava'ing up the honor guard and the other big hitters.
If we weren't knee-deep in shit, I'd say keep the females alive, but this is the time to go all out, only start going for non-lethal takedowns on them once we took out the big guys and their numbers have dwindles significantly.
I knew sneaking into the camp and killing Drra'koz ourselevs would have been safer, he managed to get together this force because we waited this long.
I guess we should've send Or'kug and Koz'rak right after the chick left, for such occasions.

>>37860632
Aside from sending Ash and few orcs to deal with humans i think we should stick to the plan.
Dra'koz got only 20 orcs so assume he's hoping to pincer us.

>>37860899
By "a whole fucking load of them coming up the path, and more coming in on vultures" I assume that's more than a single witch and 20 orcs can handle.
However, because of our individual superiority, if we take out the orcs, we should be able to clean up the non-dominated humans by setting up defenses in the main, we have a bit better positioning against fodder, they're just keep pouring towards us if I imagine it right.

>>37860632
>No, stick to the plan.

>>37860955
If we do take out the chieftain first, we can always go rally his village.

Okay, let's put this to a vote.

>Stick to the plan.
>Dig in and fortify your position.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>Send some Orcs and Ashuris to hold the path the humans are taking while you deal with the orcs.

>>37860995
>Stick to the plan.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>>Stick to the plan.
we're committed. bad things happen with last minute changes

>>37860995
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>>Stick to the plan.
>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
we stick to it, but ash slows them down.

>>37860995
>>Dig in and fortify your position.
>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
I don't trust the plan without the element of surprise. It's always harder to kill an entrenched enemy then an open one.

>>37860995
dig in and fortify your position
have ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking

>>37860995
>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>Stick to the plan.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
20 minutes is not a long enough time, we have to wipe out the chieftain fast.

>>37860995
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>>Stick to the plan.
and
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>Dig in
>Landslide
>Fuck ALL the shit up.

>>37860995
>>Dig in and fortify your position.
>>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
>>Send some Orcs and Ashuris to hold the path the humans are taking while you deal with the orcs.
But have them keep close to us, at least Ash, so she can assist of need be.

>>37860995
>Stick to the plan.

>>37860995
>Dig in and fortify your position.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.
Ashuris, best utility spellcaster.

>>37860995
>Stick to the plan.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
>Dig in and fortify your position.
>Have Ashuris landslide the route the humans are taking.

>>37860995
Will the humans and rocs arrive at the same time? Also, this just came to my mind, but would it be possible to do like a trap spider with Ashuris's magic, having orcs sitting in covered pits to burst out from?
Also, would it be Skor'oz Zik's thing for us to survive this, or is this not harsh enogh? More Zol'gor tor and Kul'zog Zor since it's a battle?

Stick to the plan. ALWAYS STICK TO THE PLAN!

>>37861146
>Also, this just came to my mind, but would it be possible to do like a trap spider with Ashuris's magic, having orcs sitting in covered pits to burst out from?

It is possible for her to do such things, but it would take more time than you have right now.

Looks like it's a combination of sticking to the plan and having Ashuris drop a landslide on the path the humans are taking.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37861178

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>37861083
best to assume after the land slide they won't be to much resistance from that side.
Out side of the vultures. And we already have people set up to attack the vultures by that path.(?)
So it be best to stick to the plan and hit them hard and fast before humans can team up with them and over whelm us.
>>37861178

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37861178

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37861178
GO

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37861178

>>37861178
Ogretits magicalgirl to the rescue!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37861178
Lets do this

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37861178
Lady luck #2

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>37861178

>>37861188
thank god warlord dosent believe in crit fail

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37861178
>>Roll 1d20

>>37861191
>>37861189
>>37861188
whoo yeah 18.

>>37861208
eh even with 1 cancelling the 18, we got 16.

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>>37861191

>>37861178
Would her magic allow her to shoot earth spike ot try and impale vultures mid air?
Or would that be to much for ash?

>>37861191
Orge tits keeps proving she is best girl.

>>37861178
Are sending a runner for reinforcements?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37861178
May Zol'gor Tor and Kul'zog Zor help us.
It's pretty strange how both of their names are _l'_og _or isn't it?
>>37861191
nice
>>37861205
She does seem to like you, but you were late.
>>37861220
>1 cancelling the 18
If Lordy DID do crits, why would an 18 cancel out a 1?

>>37861238
Her forte is mostly restricted to things on the ground, I believe.

>>37861250
no

>>37861220
It doesn't.

We got an 18.

>>37861238
Depends how low down they are.

>>37861251
I thought crit fail meant that the 1 cancelled out the highest number, making you go with the middle roll.

>>37861238
I think that would be too much. But maybe we could get her to cause a billowing cloud of dust to explode out of the ground. Not very damaging, but probably unpleasant to fly through, and poor visibility can only help us.

>>37861178
Thoughts, boss? Can Ash's lanslide also make a big dust screen?

>>37861250
the fight would be over by than.

>>37861208
Critfail with best of three is kind of a silly sytem anyways.
You're looking at every 8th roll being one, which can easily result in regular bouts of absolute incompetence.

>>37861250
No reason to, it's a 3 day journey from here to the camp and back.
>>37861238
That seems way too excessive for her.
>>37861158
No problem, meant it more for the future, so we know that it's a possibility.
I assume when the full coven is together it's less power=a+b+c and more power=[(a+b+c)/3]^3 or something?
>>37861279
That's not how crit fails work, crit fails are crit fails because they ignore all other noncrit rolls and make you go with the crit itself, and have special consequences.

>>37861279
Nah crit fails ususally imply
>You failed that roll, badly I might add.
>You fucked up.
>You fucked up so bad, prepare that anus.
In most quests. But usually write in's help.

>>37861276
Would convection from the lava lead to a signficant enough change in air currents to fuck over the Spirit Vultures?

>>37861318
>But usually write ins help
Not with best of 3 1d20 crit fails they don't.

>>37861303
I've seen that happen in a few quests. Just strings of nat 1s the entire thread.

>>37861332
>that spooky mansion thread
Poor Shax.
Good thing crits in Chief's quests mean critical amounts of fun!
>that time we conquered a huge elven base by crit failing a "don''t get drunk" roll
I still miss it, the ending did not do it justice, I think.

>>37861331
write in usually help regardless really.
It may not change much of the out come but usually they do.
Instead of your whole army being wiped out. And you being let for dead by yourself.
You would be left with lieutenant and five shit infantry men.
But yeah like I said usually. Not always.

>>37861327
Perhaps.

>>37861371
Chief handled ending a quest no one wanted to end very well imo.

“Do you think Za'ria would have told him the plan?” you ask, looking over to Lo'zol.

“I fucking hate Za'ria, but if there's one thing I can agree on with her, it's that Dra'koz has to die. Even if she told him there's an ambush, she would have lied about something,” Lo'zol grunts.

“Fine, stick to the plan,” you nod, your warriors moving into position.

You catch Ashuris by the arm as she heads for her spot.

“I need you to slow down the humans, can you drop a landslide on the path they're taking?”

The ogress rolls her eyes. “Of course.”

You settle into your hiding place to wait, and shortly afterwards hear the rumbling sound of your slave at work. Hopefully that will delay the humans, at least the ones on foot, so you can focus on bigger problems.

You hear a shout ring out from your warriors, Dra'koz has arrived, now to see how well you can spring this trap.

>Roll 2d20

Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>37861398
I did not like the obsession with lesbianism and godhood very appropriate. The final battle didn't feel very climactic. I do not like that Shax literally brought about a biblical mass extinction very much either.
I wanted to instead keep conquering thrones and get all the water, light, and fire ones, but no one liked my idea.
You're right in that he handled it pretty well considering the circumstances though.
I just wish he'd at least update his smutquest, now that he doesn't have time to run his /tg/ one.
>>37861449
Gods be with us.

Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)

Dice
gods please
>>37861449

Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)

>>37861449

Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d20)

>>37861449

Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)

>>37861449
THE SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)

>>37861449

>>37861332
That's not even what I'm talking about.

Ultimately, the point of a best of three system is to reduce variance.
Obviously the GM has to adjust DCs so there's still a chance to fail challenging tasks, if he takes best of three, but such a system also ensures that odds are for example pretty good that a roll ends up higher than 10.

Rolls that miss a fair DC by a large margin become much, much rarer, which can easily be used to simulate that your characters actually know what the fuck they are doing, even if they happen to fail from time to time, and it means that times they fuck up royally are actually as rare as they should be.

Including critfails in that means you're sudenly facing an average of 15.5 with sudden swings to a critfail roughly every 8th roll.
Unless your system specifically accountsd for this percularity somehow, you're looking at bouts of incompetence hitting frequently in a system that was chosen to reduce variance.

Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)

>>37861449
HAHA TPK time!

>>37861477
ALRIGHT
Now, someone roll something good for the first roll please.
>>37861487
>>37861488
HOLY SHIT WHAT
COME ON PEOPLE
A 14, AND TRIPLE 20s!!!!!
Lordy, are we getting something special for this?

>>37861477
>>37861487
>>37861488
All three dice rolled a nat 20 for Ashuris. Guess she fucking delayed those humans like a champ.

>>37861488
>>37861487
>>37861477
fucking wow..
bad first roll than BAM 20's.

>>37861477
>>37861398
How did it end anyway?

>>37861477
>>37861487
>>37861488
What the shit. triple 20.

>>37861511
wouldn't be surprised if she timed it perfectly to collapse on top of em. Getting rid of most of them, and making it impossible for them to get over than in the next hour or two.

>>37861507
We just created a new hoomie burial ground.

>>37861515
Smut. Shax finally lost her virginity and got the preggers.

>>37861488
>>37861487
>>37861477
orge tits just keeps proving she was worth it, here is hoping warlord does something special for triple crits for her.

>>37861541
who was the unlucky guy?

>>37861449
Can we have her try to dominate them as well? That was discussed a significant amount, Lordy.
Come on, you know you want that triple 20 mind control, sudden full human army under our control deliciousness.

Okay Ylugri. Now, I'm an orc. And I understand we have our differences. But I have to say, you're one pretty swell God all things considered.

Hey Warlord, will our half-orc half-ogre children get points if they worship ylugri and orcish gods?

>>37861569
>unlucky
Turns out Sea Mother is futa

>>37861477
>>37861487
>>37861488
Warlord i love you, but if you do something epic with this triple 20 i'll love you more.

>>37861592
Sigh.

>>37861580
nah only considered orcs, its also why the curse doesn't work on them.
>>37861449
I'm guessing orge tits is gonna get a boon and maybe a blessing for a triple crit?

>>37861592
well, that was a meh ending, i like futa, but for some reason i figured it would be something else, i don't know why i feel dissatisfied with futa

>>37861608
>>37861630
You do realize I'm joking, right?

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>>37861569
best husbando you could ask for

>>37861515
Shax and Meido became twin goddess, sword became Shax's husbando can't remember the elf name but she became an ara-ara pirate of some kind. Sea Mom got the flood she wanted but Shax saved everyone by asking for Giant Turtles where everyone could live.

You burst out from your hiding place, your warriors quickly encircling the Skyhunter chieftain and his honorguard. It looks like your lieutenants didn't exaggerate Dra'koz's size, standing as tall as Ashuris, and packed with far more muscle than your ogress by a large margin. He is dressed in heavy steel armor, plates of it covering his body. His honorguard are dressed in a mixture of leather and heavy chain, still of higher quality than anything your clan have acquired.

You look to the sky, but the vultures up above seem to be engaged in a pitched battle with each other, ignoring your warriors entirely. One plummets to the ground as one of its comrades rams a spear into its chest mid-flight, sending the unfortunate rider tumbling down the mountainside, shredded as he falls. You see Ashuris stood on a ledge, hand raised to the sky, sweating profusely as she mutters to herself. Looks like you don't have to worry about the enemy's flying forces for the time being.

Just as well, because Dra'koz and his honorguard are weathering your ground forces' attacks with ease. The hulking chieftain brings his sword down in an arc, cleaving one of your warriors from shoulder to belly, ripping his sword loose from the gory mess as he brings it around to lop the head from the shoulders of another. The sheer weight and force of the honorguard and chieftain are preventing your warriors from driving them towards the pit traps.

“Lo'zol, traitor, I'll have you skinned alive and served up to Slaagyr's cannibals for this. Where are you, Stonetusk chieftain? Come out and face me if you have the balls,” the massive Dra'koz roars, spittle flying, already drenched in blood.

It seems you are being called out, Ur'shal, what now?

>Seek out Dra'koz
>Ignore him and keep fighting his forces
>Additional Planning? (Write-in)

>>37861639
This is /tg/. Does it really sound that unbelievable?

>>37861574
>That was discussed a significant amount
Well, this is true.
I think the chance for this on any one roll is something like 1 out of 80000

>>37861741
>seek out Dra'koz

If our duel saves even one of my clan from death today, i'll gladly fight you in single combat.

>>37861741
>>Seek out Dra'koz

>>37861741
>>Seek out Dra'koz
we do this as fast and hard as we can

>>37861741
>Seek out Dra'koz
Oh we are gonna fuck him up.

>>37861741
>Ignore him and keep fighting his forces

>>37861741
Jump the fucker

>>37861741
>>Seek out Dra'koz

>>37861741
>Ignore him and keep fighting his forces

>>37861741
>>Seek out Dra'koz

Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)

>>37861741
>Seek out Dra'koz

>>37861741
>Seek out Dra'koz

>>37861779
>single combat
Are you a fucking idiot?
He'd crush us.

Even fi we do seek him out, everyone else that can reach is going to help dogpile him.

>>37861741
>Seek out Dra'koz
this fucker will do too much damage if left alone.

>>37861741
So how tall is this guy?

>>37861828
that's why we aim for the back of his legs and cripple him so we can take our time killing him

>>37861828
Its called lying anon. I fully expect Or'kug to backstab the fucker while he's focused on us.

>>37861842
9ft 11in

>>37861842
10ft and built like a brick shithouse.

>>37861842
Taller than us.

>>37861741
so i'm guessing her landslide did good?

>>37861842
>standing as tall as Ashuris
Ashuris is 9'11"
For comparison, Ur is 7'5”

>>37861884
Well, you aren't being swarmed by humans right now, so presumably so.

>>37861896
so what were your thoughts on her get triple crits?

Stab him in the back of his knees when he is busy yelling our name, follow up with taunts and even more stabbings.
Stupid git dun' know how to be ded cunnin'

>>37861910
Looks like we finally found where all the good rolls from your fight with the Gaunts went, I guess.

>>37861928
Can we jump on him from somewhere above?

Looks like it's time to go face Dra'koz.

>Roll 3d20

Rolled 14, 15, 16 = 45 (3d20)

>>37861962
FUCK YEAH

Rolled 13, 7, 4 = 24 (3d20)

>>37861962

Rolled 7, 10, 2 = 19 (3d20)

>>37861962

Rolled 6, 12, 10 = 28 (3d20)

>>37861962

>>37861962

Rolled 4, 2, 8 = 14 (3d20)

>>37861962
Oh great.
Let's hope for another 20 from me

Rolled 20, 1, 20 = 41 (3d20)

>>37861962
Time to get choppy

Rolled 2, 5, 8 = 15 (3d20)

>>37861962

Rolled 20, 6, 7 = 33 (3d20)

>>37861962
Bonsai

>>37861966
DATS RIGHT BITCHES! LOOK AT THAT SHIT! I HAVE TO GO NOW! BUT I DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! FUCK YEAH! WIN US THAT FUCKING MINE GUYS! STONETUSK 4 LYFE!

>>37861988
>>37861990
LAAAAAATE

>>37861988

Oh boy.

>>37861985
fuck, guess I ran out of luck
>>37861966
Not too bad, hopefully enough
I doubt it, facing him alone was stupid
>>37861988
Anon...

>>37861988
I cut off two of his limbs and hit myself in the face once, not that bad I guess.

Shame bout being late, tho

>>37861990
How is the art of growing miniature trees going to help here?

>>37861966
Shit. Reroll guys?

>>37862024
Dra'koz could use a little pairing back.

Rolled 18, 1, 12 = 31 (3d20)

>>37862033
No

>>37862009
Where the hell does it say we're facing him alone?
Why would fighting him mean we tell everyone else to back off?
I mean Ur'shal isn't that reatarded, is he?

>>37861962
>>37861966
Would write-ins help?
If we can get Ash to distract by bursting some lava near him, that'd be great, but if we can just use throwing knives to blind him in one of his eyes would be cool as well.
Try to throw one of his honored guard on him?
Get someone else to go up as if meeting him while we attack from the side?
Hopefully our axe's high tier enchantments kick in, I refuse to believe it's just a general reinforcement/sharper enchantment.

>>37862077
Ashuris is a tad busy mindfucking the vulture riders and keeping you from getting swarmed from the sky.

>>37862072
>Ur'shal isn't that retarded, is he?
Maybe not Ur'shal, but /tg/ definitely is.

>>37862092
Understandable.

>>37862072
He probably isn't.
/tg/ probably is.

>>37861966
With bonuses, this seems pretty solid.

>>37862092
How many did she manage to mindfuck?
Is she still working on the rest?
Is she killing the riders or the vultures? Might be cool to try to keep the mounts alive, they'll soon be ours after all.

Just don't come at him from the front, announcing your presence and challenging him to a duel.
Please.

>>37862150
It's hard not to come at him from the front to be fair, since his honorguard are in the way of approaching from his back or sides.

>>37862150
Where is your orcish pride? Disgusting.

>>37861741
We should probably insult him when we deliver the finishing blow.
>I won't have the servant of a dragon talk to me about balls.
Or something, emphasize how he's literally the boyslut of a young dragon who shit his pants at the first sign of trouble with him, and how our balls would shame his.

>>37862166
Welp.

>>37862103
>>37862123
/tg/ didn't vote to challenge him toa one on one duel, though.
Except maybe one or two idiots.

/tg/ voted to go fight the guy.
Nothing about telling everyone else to back off or to charge in so hard noone on our side is there to help.

I mean, sure, Ur is going to face the brunt of his assault, but a 1v1 goes beyond what was voted for.

>>37862187
Where is your faith in Zol'gor Tor?

>>37862193
"I see now... you're more giant then orc; bending knee to anything bigger then yourself. You were NEVER one of us! A TRUE orc never bends knee to ANYTHING!!"

A surprise stab from a clan mate in a position of opportunity is all it takes. Nothing much.

Or maybe a lucky block when we're being pushed.

Just small little actions. No one is asking to throw our men at him like cannon fodder.

>>37862273
Our axe should be able to withstand his attack, at least.
This is why I said not to give away that amazing shield that confuses the enemy.

You push your way forward through the mass of orcs towards Dra'koz. The towering chieftain roars, gutting another of your warriors, and you surge forward, axe in hand, to meet him.

Not quick enough unfortunately. He brings his sword up to meet your axe, steel clashing against steel, the force of Dra'koz's blow sending a jolt of pain up your arms. It's all you can do to keep your footing as the massive halfbreed looms over you.

“So you're Ur'shal. I was told about you. Slaagyr's agent thought you were hot shit, but you just look like another scrawny little bitch to me,” Dra'koz sneers, pushing your axe aside.

You duck under his backswing as he brings his sword around for another strike, slamming the blade of your axe into his side, but even with the enchantments on your axe, the hit was too awkward, too light, and it sparks off the heavy plates of his steel.

You take a step back, Dra'koz going to follow you before having to parry a stab with a spear from one of your clanmates.

(cont)

>>37861850
nigger you just went full viper never go full viper

>>37862310
“He told me you've got a lot of women too. When you're dead I'll be sure to show them all what they've been missing out on. I'll make them all scream one way or another,” he leers, swatting aside your clanmate with a sickening crunch as he catches him in the ribs with the flat of his blade.

“You talk big, Dra'koz, for a man who offered up his balls to a dragon,” you smirk.

Dra'koz roars, lunging at you again. You just barely catch the blow on your axe, damn near bringing you to your knees from the force of it.

You aren't sure how many more of these sorts of attacks you can weather, but the arrogant halfbreed has made a mistake. So eager to strike at you, he is starting to draw away from his honorguard, and the protection they offer. They are trying to follow him, but some of your lieutenants are now in the front line and the tide is starting to turn, you see one of the ogre halfbreeds crash to the ground in a gory mess as Dru'ak caves his skull in with his maul, another losing an arm at the elbow to Ya'zada's axe.

>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
>Back off for now, let your warriors weather him down
>Other (write-in)

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
Big Ape see Big ape follow!

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862193
"for an orc so large i heard you let an ogre fuck all of your females, some problems down
there huh ?

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
we don't needlessly sacrifice our warriors

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
man this dude is a dumb motherfucker who bets once we get him away from his guards our mcstabby is gonna slit his throat

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
pull the boss

>>37862401
who's mcstabby?

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
Kite him into a pit trap.

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>>37862332
Just keep drawing him away, preferably to a place we can use some terrain feaures against him in, or just let the stabby guy stab him

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
more insults, more insults.

>Slaagyr's agent thought you were hot shit
They fear us... excellent.

>>37862437
Supportin. Be sure to insult his lineage.

>>37862433
ex-goatfeet chief

>>37862332
>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
sure hopefully we keep up the momentum.

>>37862465
But how in the fuck do they know we keep a lot of women?

I'm kinda scared they got a rat, like Juk'ruk.

>>37862332
>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard

So in a desire to get some discussion going while we wait for the result of this unanimous decision, any plans on what to do with what is probably
Inka's sister?

At least that's who I assume the cray cray fanatic human girl who apparently is Dra'koz liason with his human mooks and the orcs in the mine complained about taking orders from is.

>>37862534
Let's just stick her in a tent with Inka and see what happens.

>>37862332
>>>Continue to draw Dra'koz's attention to make him pull away from his honorguard
Maybe some more taunts?
>"I've heard you've got some women too. Don't worry, I'll be sure to show them what being with some who has balls is like."
>"Is that the best you can do? Or is the dragon cock lodged so far up your ass that it's restricting your movement? Oh, can't even talk intelligibly anymore, I guess maybe it was down your throat after all?"
How big are half giant dicks on average anyway? It'd be hilarious for this guy to be talking shit with nothing to back it up. If we're bigger than that, then:
>"I think Y'zagya zoka would like to have a word with you about what my women have been "missing out on", I've heard half giants average at X, but I hope you've got mroe than that. Not that it would make it harder for me to make them scream, but I'd at least have an opportunity to show off my technique as well."
>"I'm sure your magnificent performance has been way Y'zagya zoka made your woman barren."
I'm kind of against the idea of "I'll be sure to show them what they've been missing out on top of your corpse" because that's just sick.
And general failure of an orc, shame to the gods, etc.
>>37862512
the goats were in the camps, and they know we raided humans and captured ogresses and their slaves

>>37862512
Good question, we'll keep it in mind. This nigga let somethin' important slip. Incidentally, we shall dedicate this kill to Y'zagya Zoka.

>>37862534
If we capture her(unlikely cause she's on a flier) I'm saying let one of the Lieutenants keep her, last thing we need is a combat capable salve try and go Yandere on our harem.

>>37862534
put the D in Diplomacy while we reintroduce her to her sister if she is related to Inka. Otherwise see if we can cure her brainwashing with some brainwashing of our own.

>>37862534
Fuck her, of course.
I don't think she's Inka's sister though, I doubt they'd send one of her only 2 sisters out on the battlefield like this, kinda.
And that's only if she survives Ashuris's wonderful performance.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37862534
give the crazy magic girl to The Great Bra'kur

>Roll 2d20

>>37862557
>How big are half giant dicks on average anyway?
You've never seen one, so you have no way of knowing.

>>37862553
Yea- no. Is is like with the ogresses, you split up the crazy so there's less yelling and frustration at home.

>>37862553
While probably hilarios, I'm reasonably sure that's only going to encourage Inka's own mental issues.
For all that she's only a human slave we can get rid of if we want to, her mouthing off to Ashuris or our actual mates would be kind of annoying.

Rolled 4, 9 = 13 (2d20)

>>37862595

Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d20)

>>37862595

Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)

>>37862595

Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d20)

>>37862595
Pls

Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)

>>37862595
Go

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d20)

>>37862595
Rolling

Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)

>>37862595
time to fail

Rolled 19, 15 = 34 (2d20)

>>37862595
Ffffffffffffuuu-

Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d20)

>>37862595
*insert insult*

>>37862615
Tell me the 17 is us...

>>37862596
>not wanting to tame the crazy
>>37862612
>>37862614
>>37862615
At least Ur did well, I dislike the second dice though.
Can we reroll the second one only?

>>37862641
It is.

>>37862651
Can we reroll that second die?

>>37862649
You can, if you want to burn one of Or'kug's favor.

So, burn a favor for a reroll?

>Yes
>No

>>37862666
>Yes
I like him.

>>37862651
Thank Zul'orok Zhar

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37862666
>>Yes
I don't really want him dieing out here

>>37862666
>yes

>>37862666
Yes

>>37862666
>Yes

>>37862666
Yes

>>37862666
Aye

>>37862666
Absolutely yes.

>>37862666
depends, which of his bonuses apply? If it's the Stealth, then I say leave it, a 14 isn't bad, and he only has 3 favors with Zol'gor Tor.

>rerolling
Weak of faith, all of you

>>37862586
Eh.
I doubt she'll be on the battlefield myself, but given how prone to both madness and fanaticism Inka apparently was and that this apparently runs in the family, odds are one of her sisters could have turned into Slaagyr's most fanatic and therefor loyal servant.

Add that they are daughters of a powerful chieftain and therefor both command at least some respect with other humans and may have received some training (only if they seemed promising to their asshole father of course) or posessed some natural talent for leading.

It's not that unlikely that Slaagyr chose Inka's most capable sister as an intermediary for stuff like this.

>>37862721
>>37862719
>Not wanting the dagger in the throat out of no where
Plebians all of you.

>>37862666
>Yes

The guy has a lot and a good roll her migth regain it anyways.

Well that's pretty decisive. Reroll it is.

>Roll 1d20

>>37862742
>her migth
Meant:
>here might

>>37862736
>not wanting to gut this faggot personally

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37862763

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37862763
lets do this.