>>37842101
>>You sneak to the rear and start the fire, with my shield I will serve as a wall and they will not escape.

Hello Brine

>Valka rejoin you
>rejoin

DRINK!

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>>37842125

>>37842101
>You sneak to the rear and start the fire, with my shield I will serve as a wall and they will not escape.
tell her to come back after she sets the fire im sure she wants to fight too

>>37842101
>Hell with it let's just go in and give them what for.

>Valka rejoin

DRINK!

>>37842168
Beat you too it buddy.

>>37842101
>>Hell with it let's just go in and give them what for.

>>37842188
It's okay a few more shots and I wont notice them anymore.

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>>37842101
>You sneak to the rear and start the fire, with my shield I will serve as a wall and they will not escape.

Welcome back Brine.

Very slow today on tg/ I like it I can relax and eat oreos.

>>37842101
>You sneak to the rear and start the fire, with my shield I will serve as a wall and they will not escape.

Hey there Brine.

>>37842125
>>37842162
>>37842211

"You sneak to the rear and start the fire, with my shield I will serve as a wall and they will not escape. Once you're done rejoin me, I'll need the help."

You say with a cruel grin.

Valka nods and makes her way to the back of the farmhouse and quietly as an orc with a greataxe can reasonably manage. You can hear very faintly the sound of flint and tinder striking against one another and it is not long before you hear the faint crackling of flame. The farmhouse has two stories with the bottom floor having the door next to which you stand, and three windows, one flanking to the right of the door, and two on the western wall. You instruct Valka to stay close to the windows in case any of them try to jump out that way.

Minutes pass and the small fire has begun to envelop the northern wall at the back of the house and you can hear frantic cries in Lao Xian. A rush of half a dozen men storm down the stairs with one unspeakably large man with a massive hammer whose head is carved to resemble a boar rushing them from behind. When you see them you ready your shield and block the lone entrance. Several of the bandits shout in surprise.

The large man who you can only surmise is Po, gives a curt order then starts rushing you as he brings his hammer backward. It seems he means to break through the shield and you with his maul.

>What do you do?

>Stand fast. I am of the White Men, my limbs are as iron and my shield has stood against worse then this coward.
>Dive to the right, if I time it right his own momentum will be used against him and he might stumble to the ground
>Step forward and slam your shield against his face before he can swing, the idiot will fall before he can even attempt to strike
>Try to smash his swinging arm away with your shield and swing your axe for the killing blow at his exposed head

>>37842323
I agree, it's nice and lazy so I don't have to try and man mode these posts out.

>>37842401
Hello comrade

>>37842404
>>Try to smash his swinging arm away with your shield and swing your axe for the killing blow at his exposed head

This looks hard let's do it.

>>37842404
>Step forward and slam your shield against his face before he can swing, the idiot will fall before he can even attempt to strike

>>37842404
>Try to smash his swinging arm away with your shield and swing your axe for the killing blow at his exposed head
PARRY THE WORLD

>>37842404
>Step forward and slam your shield against his face before he can swing, the idiot will fall before he can even attempt to strike

>>37842404
>Step forward and slam your shield against his face before he can swing, the idiot will fall before he can even attempt to strike

>>37842436
>>37842469
>>37842537

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 7

Rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12 (3d10)

>>37842578

Rolled 7, 5, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>37842578

Rolled 3, 4, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>37842578

>>37842626
Good man.

>>37842626
gj anon

>>37842626

Your surge forward in a streak of motion and your shield slams against the massive man's face with a sickening crack. He falls backward letting go of the massive hammer and grasping at his face in pain. One of his underlings however has chosen to charge at you while your attention is diverted, bringing his blade to bare with a lunge. You hear the sound of glass shattering as some of the other bandits attempt to breath through the windows on the western wall.

>What do you do?

>Swing your shield around and smash it against his face
>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe
>Side step his lunge and kick his feet out from under him
>Hook his blade and pull it wide with the crook of your axe then bash your helmeted head against his face

>>37842764
>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe

>him neck

DRINK!

>>37842764
>> at him neck

>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe

>>37842764
>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe

>>37842764
>>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe

>>37842796
>>37842800
He's thinking in a Lao Xia accent.

>>37842764
>>Hook his blade and pull it wide with the crook of your axe then bash your helmeted head against his face
Vicking headbutt

Hello Brine

>>37842825
>>37842796
>>37842800
>>37842764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqMie92LuZY

>>37842764
>Bring your shield in close to catch the blade then swing at him neck with your axe

Guys! Who gave the idea to burn all the loot?

>>37842796
>>37842800
>>37842806
>>37842810
>>37842908

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 6

Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9 (3d10)

>>37842961

Rolled 6, 6, 2 = 14 (3d10)

>>37842961

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>>37842976
Yay

>>37842976
Damn, we turned him into a blood geyser apparently.

>>37842976
Nicely done!

>>37842976
Don't delete a critical success you fucker.

>>37842976
WTF why'd you delete it

We can hope that it still counts

>>37842976
Why has this been deleted?
Whatever, I'm still counting it

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>>37843046
thank you based Brine

>>37843046

I didn't even see it....how good was the rool?

>>37843071
>Rolled 9, 6, 9 = 24 (3d10)
A Crit Success

>>37843071
9 6 9 a critical pass.

>>37843046
Thank you, also why would someone do that, sense of no-fun? An evil roomate when he stepped out perhaps?

>>37842979
There was still a pass but all the same glad the crit counted

>>37843096
A dick who wants us to fail.

People like that also delete critical failures in hopes of compounding the failure by angering the DM

>>37843096
Probably because there was a 6 next to a 9. Inappropriate for a Christian image board such as this.

>>37842976

>Rolled 9, 6, 9
>3 Pass
>Critical Success

With movements as fluid as the sea itself you pull your shield in with ease, the tip of the blade is caught in your shield and with a single deft swing you lash out with your axe against the bandit's neck. Steel parts flesh like soft butter and the bandit's head parts from his shoulders with a spurt of blood decorating your shield, armor and face. You let out a roar, the sound of a warrior who finds home in the battlefield and you turn to face your next victim.

Two bandits with spears glower at you, weapons at the ready. They seem to be defending Po as he recovers and trundles over to his hammer. You hear two screams cut short as they climb through the window to find Valka's axe waiting for them on the outside of the farmhouse.

>What do you do?

>Roar again and charge them, trying to catch the blades of the spears in your shield and drive them backward
>Run past them and swing your axe at Po, he cannot be allowed to recover, you may not be so lucky next time.
>Shout for Valka to come in through the window, you will do better if you can flank what is left of the bandits.
>Wait, you cannot afford to be the first to attack when you are outnumbered and calling to Valka may put her in danger

>>37843263
>Roar again and charge them, trying to catch the blades of the spears in your shield and drive them backward

>>37843263
>Run past them and swing your axe at Po, he cannot be allowed to recover, you may not be so lucky next time.

>>37843263
>Wait, you cannot afford to be the first to attack when you are outnumbered and calling to Valka may put her in danger

>>37843263
>Roar again and charge them, trying to catch the blades of the spears in your shield and drive them backward
>Shout for Valka to come in through the window, you will do better if you can flank what is left of the bandits.

Get within the range of the spear and they be fucked. While we distract the shit out of them with our axe to their head then Valka comes in through the window and bashes their heads in as well. Flawless plan..

>>37843263
>Roar again and charge them, trying to catch the blades of the spears in your shield and drive them backward

Combo, keep it up.

>>37843263
>Force Push them away and charge Po.

>>37843263
>>Shout for Valka to come in through the window, you will do better if you can flank what is left of the bandits.

>>37843263
>Roar again and charge them, trying to catch the blades of the spears in your shield and drive them backward

When battling against many one cannot afford to wait and surrender the initiative

You must be ceaseless, indomitable, and unbreakable. Like a storm upon the sea.

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>>37843418
Would it be better if we shouted a Thu'um Brine? Kidding

>>37843418
Yol'Toor'Shul?

>>37843263
Close in, spears rely on their range.

>>37843453
No, no We want Fus'Ro or maybe the full Fus'Ro'Dah. We already set the building on fire after all.

>>37843285
>>37843329
>>37843340
>>37843352
>>37843362

You let loose a brutal roar of fury and charge the two bandits shield raised. While doing this you raise your voice and speak.

"VALKA, ENTER THROUGH THE WINDOW I HAVE THEM DISTRACTED."

You count on the fact that they might not understand your tongue well enough to grasp what you're saying.

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 7

Rolled 1, 1, 10 = 12 (3d10)

>>37843541
Dovah guide my cock!

Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6 (3d10)

>>37843541
weeeeeeeelp

Rolled 9, 3, 5 = 17 (3d10)

>>37843541
rolling for luck!

Hah! We stop the spears with our manly chest! They never suspected such a tactic!
>>37843551
>>37843561
>>37843568

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>>37843561
>>37843568

>>37843263
>Wait, don't shout for Valla

She'll be done soon, all we have to do is hold our ground.

Rolled 9, 3, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>37843551
>>37843561
Are kebabs a thing in the White Wastes?

>>37843652
They will be shortly

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>>37843652
Yes, first roll of the thread.

Glad to see I caught you, mate. Rarely awake this time of morning.

>>37843692
You're still to late for the roll to count m8

>>37843607
I for one hope that orc hag catches a spear in the neck.

>>37843725
Bugger.

>>37843551

While you shout your words to Valka your attention is taken from your shield and it drops slightly. One of the bandits takes this opportunity to jab your shoulder with his spear and a slow hiss of pain escapes your lips. The other bandit is not so lucky and his spear is caught in the hard wood of your shield. With pain serving as a momentary steroid you shove your shield forward and send the second bandit stumbling backward as blood oozes from the wound in your right shoulder. The wound it not nearly so bad as it could have been, your chain mail caught the spear before it could truly impale your shoulder however the skin was broken and it aches terribly.

You are forced to turn and regard the bandit who wounded you as his success has emboldened him. He jabs at you with the spear aiming for you neck. You hear Valka shamble in through the window and she is immediately accosted by one of the bandits.

>What do you do?

>Throw the spear aside with your shield and finish him like the first bandit
>Dodge right and smash the back of his head with your shield
>Duck low and swing up with your axe, cutting him from goin to neck
>Dodge left and bury your axe in his head for his hubris

>>37843892
>>Throw the spear aside with your shield and finish him like the first bandit

>>37843892
>Duck low and swing up with your axe, cutting him from goin to neck

>>37843892
>Duck low and swing up with your axe, cutting him from goin to neck

>>37843892
>>Dodge right and smash the back of his head with your shield

>>37843892
>>Throw the spear aside with your shield and finish him like the first bandit

>>37843892
>>Dodge left and bury your axe in his head for his hubris

>>37843892
>Throw the spear aside with your shield and finish him like the first bandit

>>37843892
>Duck low and swing up with your axe, cutting him from goin to neck

>>37843925
>>37843983
>>37844068

>Roll 3d10

>DC: 7

Rolled 2, 2, 10 = 14 (3d10)

>>37844117

Rolled 3, 6, 3 = 12 (3d10)

>>37844117

Rolled 9, 3, 8 = 20 (3d10)

>>37844145
>>37844135
uuuhhhh
>>37844117

Rolled 6, 8, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>37844117

>>37844163
Thank you anon.

>>37844163
Verily

You have saved the day.>>37844163
Good job.

>>37844163
Good man.

>>37844163

>2 Pass
>Success

You raise your shield and swing outward, throwing the bandit's spear aside and leaving him open for your attack. Your steel sings as it leaves through the air and the bandit's neck is slashed open by the blade of your axe. He quickly and noisily chokes on his own blood, dropping to the ground. The bandit who you pushed aside has begun clamoring to his feet and you can now see that Po has his hammer back and looks furious. There are now two bandits remaining and Po who looks down at you with death in his eyes. Valka is clashing with the second bandit. The fire has begun to engulf the back wall of the farmhouse and you can hear the house groaning in resistance and gravity works upon it.

>What do you do?

>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down
>Rush Po, he's the real threat here and he's who the bounty is for. Kill him and it ends.
>Run out of the house, it's not worth having it collapse upon us.

>>37844344
>Rush Po, he's the real threat here and he's who the bounty is for. Kill him and it ends.

>>37844344
>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down

>>37844344
>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down

>>37844344
>>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down
then
>Run out of the house, it's not worth having it collapse upon us.

>>37844344
>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down

>>37844344
>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down
then
>Run out of the house, it's not worth having it collapse upon us.
the roof the roof the roof is on fire!

>>37844344

I thought for later.....do we take trophies? like ears and such? If not us maybe Valka

>>37844344
>>Finish off the recovering bandit, he will be a nuisance if you don't end him while he's down

>>37844410
>>37844395

Nah guys, we have to finish this sods quick and loot what we can before the building burns to the ground

>>37844458
Better safe than sorry, don't think we can survive a burning roof in the face

>>37844490
>engulf the back wall

the roof the roof the roof is still not on fire

>>37844376
>>37844380
>>37844395
>>37844403
>>37844410

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 5

Rolled 2, 7, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>37844525

Rolled 4, 9, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>37844525
we critfail this watch and see.

Rolled 8, 4, 6 = 18 (3d10)

>>37844525

Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d10)

>>37844525

>>37844557

>2 Pass
>Success

You rush toward the scrambling bandit and kick him back down to the ground. He screams but the noise is cut abruptly short and you slam your booted foot down onto the bandit's throat. His airway collapses and you hear his struggling for breath as you remove your foot. He struggles and thrashes quickly losing energy. You hear what you can only assume is loud swearing coming from Valka in Orcish as she finally finishes off the last of the bandits. Now the two of you stand in the building with Po and the groans of protest from the building have become louder.

With no apparent concern for his well being Po charges you with a loud snarl heaving his hammer upward for an overhead strike.

>What do you do?

>Make a break for the entrance of the building, it's likely to come down at any minute now.
>Smash his face once more with your shield, send him sprawling to the ground where his kind belong
>Side step and slash at the tendons of his legs, leave him crippled inside this burning building
>Show him the iron will of the White Men, bring your shield to bare and whether his pathetic blow

>>37844737
>>Smash his face once more with your shield, send him sprawling to the ground where his kind belong

>>37844737
>Lure him out of the building by retreating and taunting.
We need his head

>>37844737
>Smash his face once more with your shield, send him sprawling to the ground where his kind belong

>>37844737
>>Side step and slash at the tendons of his legs, leave him crippled inside this burning building

Extra crispy bacon anyone?

>>37844737
>>37844779
This.

>>37844737
>Side step and slash at the tendons of his legs, leave him crippled inside this burning building

>>37844766
Nah we only need his hammer anon.

Rolled 10, 10, 5 = 25 (3d10)

>>37844737
>>Show him the iron will of the White Men, bring your shield to bare and whether his pathetic blow

>>37844819
waste of a Xanth caliber roll.

>>37844819
anon why

>>37844737
>>Make a break for the entrance of the building, it's likely to come down at any minute now.
Then we face him outside in a fair fight

>>37844840
>fair fight

Since when were sellswords faggy do gooders?

>>37844737
>Make a break for the entrance of the building, it's likely to come down at any minute now.

>>37844737
>Make a break for the entrance of the building, it's likely to come down at any minute now.

We need his head

>Bring your shield to bare
DRINK

>>37844737
Slash his tendons!

>>37844874
Well, Vikings definitely weren't. Strong guest culture, but it was totes cool to throw sand in their eyes or whatever. Fookin' Marquis of Fantellair and his little list of where people aren't allowed to hot him.

>>37844766
We only need his hammer. Doubt something that solid will be lost in the blaze.

> Sidestep and slash, leave him to burn.

Literally kill/maim/burn in one go. Just the way I like it.

>>37844779
>>37844796
>>37844909
>>37844950
>>37844795

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 7

Rolled 2, 5, 7 = 14 (3d10)

>>37844980

Rolled 3, 10, 7 = 20 (3d10)

>>37844980

Rolled 5, 8, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>37844980

Rolled 6, 6, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>37844980

Rolled 3, 7, 7 = 17 (3d10)

>>37844980

>>37844995
gj anon

Rolled 7, 1, 7 = 15 (3d10)

>>37844980

Just curious, for this quest do we get something like force points? Viking Points?

>>37845035
Nope.
I considered this but to emphasize the more low fantasy nature of the setting there won't be a system like that.
It's all up to the dice kids.

>>37845051
Are you sure it's not because you couldn't come up with a good name for it?

>>37845051
Fair enough.
I generally like fate points in low Fantasy based off your divine favour.

>>37845035
Maybe we could unlock it later with some mystic. Ancestor Points

>>37844995

>2 Pass
>Success

In a single bound you side-step the massive man's swing and the hammer smashes into the ground with the terrible cracking of wood. While he recovers you lash out at the back of his legs, severing the tendons on the back of his legs. He shouts in terrible pain and falls forward as he can no longer control his legs.

"We need to move!"

Valka shouts as she makes a break for the door.

>What do you do?

>Search his body quickly, see if you can grab anything valuable other then his hammer
>Grab his hammer and book it
>Grab his hammer and attempt to drag Po's body out of the house so you can search it more thoroughly

>>37845121
Possible

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it
this would be some good proof of our kill

>>37845177
>>Grab his hammer and book it

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it
We need proof, but other than that being burnt alive sucks ass

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it
A fitting prize, it may be a unique weapon.

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it

Then we can hunt some small game and cook it over the burning building.
Then we can loot whatever we can find in the ashes.

>>37845177
>>Grab his hammer and book it

>>37845235
Well we do need it for the bounty.

>>37845177
>Grab his hammer and book it
After we use it for proof it could sell for a good amount as well

>>37845177
>>Grab his hammer and attempt to drag Po's body out of the house so you can search it more thoroughly

LOOOOOOOOT, we are vikings after all

>>37845177
>>Grab his hammer and attempt to drag Po's body out of the house so you can search it more thoroughly

>>37845226
This, death without proof is a bad way to begin our career.

>>37845207
>>37845210
>>37845219
>>37845226
>>37845227
>>37845235
>>37845249
>>37845258
>>37845294

You quickly holster your axe and heft the massive maul up and onto your shoulder before turning tail and making a break for the door. You get outside, breathing heavily and a few minutes later the terrible groan of the house turns into a creaking tear as it is no longer able to support itself and collapses into a massive pile of firewood. You can hear Po's screams from within as fire engulfs the wood that has crushed him. This lasts for some time before he finally falls silent. Valka heaves a heavy sigh and looks up to you.

"Not too bad Blondie, not to bad. So, should we head back and claim our prize?"

She asks.

>What do you say?

>Yes, there's nothing here for us anymore.
>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth
>Let's try to put the fire out now that Po is dead, we might be able to salvage something.

>>37845555
>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>>37845555
>>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>>37845555
>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>Blondie
Heh we're the pretty one. I like this Orc chick.

>>37845555
>Inspect Po's Hammer to see if it's special.
>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>>37845555
> Let's try putting out the fire..

>>37845555
How did I get the first 'too' right but not the second son of a whore.

>>37845555

let's get lewd while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself

>>37845555
>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>>37845555
>Yes, there's nothing here for us anymore.

>>37845555
>Let's try to put the fire out now that Po is dead, we might be able to salvage something.
The fire will draw attention, if we could get this over with faster, better

Quads checked

>>37845555
>>Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth

>>37845659
Fuck off

>>37845659
There are far too many lewd threads of late.
If its gonna happen, let it happen naturally. Not here for smut and i would rather you did not drag it there.

>>37845593
>>37845603
>>37845613
>>37845616
>>37845670

"Let's hunt a bit and eat while we wait for the fire to extinguish itself, I'd like to search through the building and see if we can find anything of worth."

You say.

"I figured that everything worth collecting would burn in the fire, but I guess that it's worth a go. I'm not much of a hunter but I'll help however I can."

>Roll 1d100 to hunt

- - - - - - -
Sorry about the delay, I had to step out for a moment because my neighbors are a couple of loud fucks and the police got involved. We good now.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>37846276
bandits keep coins, coins don't tend to burn.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>37846276

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>37846276

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>37846276
Come-on Food that isn't Squirrel!

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>37846276

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>37846276

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>37846294
>>37846297
uuhhh
>>37846276

>>37846309
bless you anon

>>37846309
Thank you anon

>>37845640
It's okay Brine, I don't even know which to use at all. I just go with "to" for everything.

>>37846368
"too" has similar meaning to "also"

>>37846309

Though the terrain and the foliage may be different to hunt is to breathe for you, and in this strange land that remains a fact. You manage to track and hunt with ease a large male deer, with a single arrow ending the creature's life and painlessly as possible.

You and Valka heave the creature over near the smoldering ruins and she builds another more constructive fire as you go to work skinning and cutting the deer into edible sections. You cook the meat and eat a delicious meal until you are left with the better part of a carcass and the building is at last is seared shambles.

The two of you begin searching the ruins of the building.

>Roll 1d100 to search

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>37846482

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>37846482

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>37846482

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>37846482

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>37846482
Here goes nuthin'...

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>37846482

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>37846482

>>37846502
Good roll.

>>37846502
khorne is pleased.
Captcha: tudye
The deer shall be beside his throne amongst his own throne of Antlers

>>37846494
The taste of ash is so good.

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So, since we have an orc travelling companion, it seems as good a time as any to ask and firm this up. For point of reference, what do our orcs look like in this world, if not Valka herself? Are we talking Warcraft orcs like this?
Another picture in the link (NSFW for exposed breasts):
http://i.imgur.com/odcm4Sh.jpg

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>>37846805
Or are we talking similar to Lineage 2 orcs?

Or perhaps something else entirely?

>>37846805
Read 'The World of Arvahn'. It says

> with the tan and sandy skin of their ancestors having originated from this place.

Basically they're Arabs.

>>37846502

>Roll 88

The two of you move charred lumber and roasted bodies in the search of treasures. You manage to find a collections of ten gold coins split among the bandits, however what truly catches your attention is a trap door that seems to have been covered by a small gaudy rug when you were initially inside the farmhouse. It is bolted with surprisingly well made locks, the metal of which appears surprisingly new. The key to the locks however is nowhere to be found. The wood of the trap door is weakened but not completely charred. It may be possible to break open the door with enough force, but it will be no easy task.


>What do you do?

>Leave for now, you can come back maybe with a locksmith and open the door then
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)
>Discuss it with Valka

>>37846838
I gathered that much, but all we have is the skin tone. Just pretend the pictures have brown skin.

>>37846856
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

>>37846856
>>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)
NO TRUE WARRIOR CAN BE DEFEATED BY A DOOR!

>>37846856
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

>>37846856
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

>>37846856
> SUBMIT DOOR...

>>37846856
>>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

>>37846856
> SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS

Here's to hoping we don't go 'boom', or something.

>>37846805
That's too flabby to be a warcraft orc.

>>37846856
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

>>37846856
>>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS. (Try to break it open)

If it's one thing we've learned so far is that violence can solve problems! Just look at the bandits!

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>>37846821
Sumfin like this, perhaps?

>>37846856
>SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS.
Let's try out our brand new maul.

>>37846917
The hell kind of boots are those?

>>37846901
Compared to other races, orcs are one of the bulkier races, even - especially - among the women.

>>37846941
It's all muscle. Half the female Orc jokes in game are even based around how built and manly they are.

"Darn, I need to get my chest waxed again!"
"I feel very feminine, and I'll beat the crap out of ANYONE who disagrees!"
"What's estrogen? Can you eat it?"

>>37846805
>Her skin is forest green meaning she likely was born in Junta or Caelden.

From thread 2

>>37846838
>>37846863

While the first Orcs had brown sandy skin since then they've moved around the world quite a lot, they're almost as common as humans. Their skin tone tends to vary depending on where they came from, but unlike humans their skin tones tend toward the natural colors of their environment. Valka's skin is actually forest green indicating that she's likely from Caelden or Junta. Though they are rare there are Orcs from the wastes who have pale white skin.

>>37846805
This is probably the closest approximation to a female Orc is Arvahn. They are very humanoid but their ears are long and sharper and they have tusks like WoW orcs. Valka is considered very attractive by Orc standards which you may come to see if you meet any other Orcs. I have a description of her typed out in the second thread.

>>37847074
Scale of 10, an 11 by orc standards would be, what, 7-8 by human standards?

>>37847074


She's dressed in simple armor, chain mail covered in furs and trinkets. Her hair is short, almost like a mans, but her sizeable bust and soft features make it obvious she is a woman. A massive battle axe hangs along her back, worn as your own weapons are from years of use yet ready at any moment to cleave a man in two. Her skin is forest green meaning she likely was born in Junta or Caelden.

>>37847124
It's less 'orcs are just uglier' and more 'the two species find different things attractive'.

Orc culture in this world is centered around combat, they see it as art in a sense and because both women and male orcs are both equally fit for combat they find combat prowess more attractive than anything. Valka is built like a brick shit house, in the good sense. She's tall and muscular but naturally so not like a body builder. She doesn't have soft features like the common human woman but she does have a handsomeness to her.

But if you want the simple version she's be about a 6 or an 7 if you're not into that kind of thing, 8 or 9 if you are.

>>37847197
Gotcha. That helps put things in context more. Now we just need a heated spar between Eirik and Valka so that both can better appreciate the worth in each other.

>>37846873
>>37846876
>>37846882
>>37846884
>>37846888
>>37846890
>>37846891
>>37846913
>>37846914

You heave Po's massive war hammer over to the trap door and heave it above your head.

"SUBMIT DOOR AND REVEAL THINE SECRETS."

You roar and swing downward with the massive maul.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>37847241
SMASH

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>37847241

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>37847241
I KICK DOWN THE DOOR

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>37847241

>>37847250
hehehehe

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>37847241
SMASH!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>37847241

>>37847258
to bad

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>37847241

>>37847197
So she's muscle girl? Nice.

>>37847250
Succeed or fail, we're gonna smash this door sexily.

>>37847250
We can just hit it again if this isnt enough.

Can we just ditch the orc before the waifuism gets too bad?

>>37847282
A large, exceedingly well-built yet still very attractive muscle girl with green skin, pointy ears and a battle axe, yes.

>>37847356
She's a traveling companion who finds a kindred spirit in Eirik. We're nowhere near waifu territory yet.

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>>37847356
It's going to happen anyways.Plus i like Valka

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>see brines link on twitter
>shitimlate.jpg
>realize it's SSQ and not SAQ
>SSQ, not SAQ
>no SAQ
>mfw

>>37847356
Nah. I like the Orc.

>>37847356
Honestly we might waifu her but right now battle sister is fine with me. Let the relationship build on its own,.

>>37847356
the waifuism will happen anyway. I personally prefer when anons just jump the first girl they meet instead of draging this everytime a female is introduced in the story.

>>37847407
Brine has been alternating

>>37847437
Thought he was gunna run SSQ yesterday, so I didn't bother to check twitter.

>>37847356
Nigga she is our battle-sister. We gonna smash beasts and bandits together. When we become a mercenary captain she will be our first lieutenant. And when we begin to doubt if we really should smash the shit out of that one castle she will steer us back upon the smashing path.

>>37847356
Fuck that, I say take the battle sister route not axe-wench.

>>37847258

>Rolled 83

The sound of wood tearing echoes out into the surrounding wilderness as the trap door shatters. Valka quickly shovels the larger broken pieces away to allow the two of you to get a better look inside. The stairs leading downward are dark aside from what the dipping sun is able to illuminate. You grab a nearby plank of wood that was not reduced to ash and light it with your tools.

>What do you do?

>Tell Valka to stay here and watch the entrance, you'll holler if you need her.
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way
>Tell Valka to explore, you would like to search up here a bit more and keep watch.

>>37847471
Nah, I was eating sushi with my gf and getting my car worked on, so no thread. Sorry to disappoint friend. Sith goodness continues tomorrow.

>>37847541
>>Tell Valka to stay here and watch the entrance, you'll holler if you need her.

>>37847541
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

>>37847541
>>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

Krayt Dragon lair?

>>37847541
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

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>>37847413
>>37847475
>>37847487
This. Nivah in Sith Apprentice was a mousey wallflower who had to be propped up by Xanth to become better, and she became attached to him.
Valka here is built just as wide and as large as Eirik, believes in much the same tenets of honor as Eirik, and - quite frankly - could legitimately kick Eirik's ass given the opportunity. She is Eirik's equal, and she will be treated as such.

>>37847541
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

>>37847541
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

We fight together, we loot together.

>>37847541
>>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

>>37847541
>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

>>37847581
Maybe that's a bit far.

>>37847581
Right. Shouldn't be the person you waifu be your equal? Or do they all have to be meek wallflowers?

>>37847541
>>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

>>37847541
>>Tell Valka you should both inspect whatever is down there together, you'll go through it faster that way

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>>37847577

>>37847581
I'd rather have a waifu who can kick my ass then a pansy skinny fuck

>>37847593
To treat a fellow warrior as an equal?

We should spar with her sometime and find out.

>>37847652
>pansy skinny fuck

Child bearing hips are incredibly important. Speaking of which a battle waifu won't be much help while pregnant.

mfw shitposting anons are getting bootyblasted over waifus

mfw no face

>>37847704
Long long way off if it ever happens. Only reason Xanth got his fingers on Nivah and Cael'la so easily is one is dependent on him and the other seems to be pretty adventurous, in many senses of the word.

>>37847704
We'll have other compatriots by then. Hell depending on things we may have a fortress or homestead at that point.

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>>37847598
>Shouldn't be the person you waifu

See I'm already disinclined to your approach, why do we need to approach this seeking true love or some shit. Can't we be the glory-seeking barbarian with no ties to hold him down like we were generally doing?

For once I'd like a quest where we didn't have to manage a fucking harem by the end of it or pick flowers for that waifu you like. Let's kill shit, take names and pay whores PLEASE.

Don't mind me just sitting here not caring about waifu's and enjoying the quest for what it is without fucking every girl.

>>37847775
Amen

>>37847773
We'll worry about GLORY AND HONOR. If waifu happens, then it happens.

>>37847775
Thought I was the only one. I've been lurking this quietly munching popcorn. you guys are way funnier than TV right now.

>>37847568
>>37847577
>>37847579
>>37847581
>>37847582
>>37847584
>>37847586

"We should both inspect whatever's down there. It'll go faster that way."

You say and Valka nods in agreement. The two of you make your way down the stairs with you leading torch in hand. The dim light illuminates the inside of the basement softly and you see that the room is filled with crates of varying sizes. In one corner of the room you see a small trunk with a chair in front of it.

>What do you do?

>Check the crates, see what's inside
>Check the trunk
>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk
>Have Valka inspect the trunk which you check the crates

>>37847775
Huzzah.

>>37847775
Unless we pay for a whore in a tavern.

>>37847828
>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847828
>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk
>>37847773
I didn't say "WE NEED TRUE LOVE11!!"

But if you enjoy being upset you do that.

"CAN WE JUST OECNE NOT WAIFU!"
You can ask me. You can even have a number of people claim they don't care. But it always happens.

>>37847828
> Have Valka inspect the crates while you inspect the trunk.

>>37847828
>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847828
>>Check the trunk
Keep Valka with us in case of facehugger or mimic.

>>37847828
>>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847828
>>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847828
>>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk
Gold? Jewels? Elf? Krayt dragon?

>>37847828
>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847844
Why the fuck would we waste money when we can have a sparing match shift into greco roman wrestling with an Orcish Maiden?

Or hell we'll find an elf to rape at some point.

>>37847828
>>Have Valka check the crates while you inspect the trunk

>>37847828
>Have the crates inspect Valka while the trunk inspects us

Best to play it safe.

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>>37847874
>>37847908
I keep warning you guys about elves.
One day you'll get your wish and meet one.

>>37847908
We're don't know if we're wasting money, though. Whores could cost silver pieces. Remember, a gold piece is enough to decently feed and shelter a man for a week.

>>37847960
spending any money on it is wasting money

>>37847908
Because whores can't get enough of big Nordic dick, and wrestling with Valka doesn't guarantee powerful fucking at the end.

>>37847984
You're assuming Valka is free pussy, and Eirik doesn't see her like that. Hell, they just properly met today.

>>37847960
Any silver spent on a whore is silver wasted.

>>37847984
but we need to spend literal thousands on whores. anon, do not tell me you do not want the clap.

>>37847959
Yeah I know fae are no joke. Idiots never learn until our blood ends up boiling.

>>37848005
Whores can't get enough of any dick by definition. They tell you that because they want your silver. They're making a profit. Do you take street walkers literally when they tell you, you're the biggest and best they've ever had?

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>>37848009
Didn't realise we were playing a homosexual White Waste of Space.

>>37848036
>Let's Fuck the Orc if anyone.
>NAH MAN WHORES! LETS SPEND MONEY ON WHORES!
>That's a waste of Silver.. you can't get a bitch in bed otherwise?
>GAAY LOL GAAAY!

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>>37847984
>>37848009
>>37848035

Not true. For all we know we could be 'too becoup'.

>>37847960
Spend money? We will woe this foreign and strange woman with PURE AND UNCONTROLLED MASCULINITY that will make them QUIVER IN THEIR KNEES! Also barbarian poetry about the beauty of the waste White World on a cloud free day with no wind as the Urfarthar grands us his blessing.

>>37847959
Yeah I know, which is why I got it up there with the dragon. First time we will meet a Elf/Fae I can imagine Eirik running away screaming like a little girl and feel no shame in doing so.

>>37848098
>Screaming like a little girl
All the while trying to rationalize where his dick would fit in that... after the san check.

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>>37848075
Knew this would come in handy.

But really, we all know quality can vary whether or not cash is involved.

>>37848147

For fuck's sake, and means +, not *. I hate this fucking image so much.

>>37848147
Plus, we're in as foreign a country as it gets. You HAVE to taste the local flavors at least once.

>>37848231
uwot

>>37848248
First line.

And means +

So when it states Woman = Time x Money
It's incorrect. It should say Woman = Time + Money.

>>37847844
>>37847851
>>37847855
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>>37847867
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>>37847874
>>37847907
>>37847914

"Check the crates, I'm going to take a look in this trunk over here."

You grumble. Valka nods and begins inspecting the crates while you kneel down and open the trunk. Within you see a large collection of items, most of them are papers and ledgers mostly written in Lao Xian or another language you cannot readily identify. You also find a small pouch which you quickly determine is filled with gold pieces, fifty total. Lastly you find a small medallion with an intricate carving upon it. The item seems to be carved of a dull green stone. You imagine that it would be worth a fair amount of money but you have a feeling that this item has it's own significance beyond monetary value. It reminds you of a symbol of status that a chieftain might wear from one of your tribes.

"Hm, we may have stumbled into something bigger then us Eirik. We've got weapons here. Lots of them. Plus rations, armor, all the works. With everything in here we're talking the kind of stuff that could equip a small army for battle."

Valka says as she sifts through the crates.

"Is it just me or do these crates remind you of someone?"

>What do you say?

>I'll withhold judgement for now, I'm sure there's more then one shady dealer in Lao Xia but we might want to bring this to someone's attention.
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?
>Whatever is going on here it's not what we came for. Grab anything you want and let's go.

>>37848268
I got what you meant, I don't think it's right
If you want the chance of X AND Y ocurring it's P(X)*P(Y)

>>37848231
Not if you are talking about calculating the probability of two statistically independent events occurring simultaneously.

>>37848273
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.

>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848273
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?
>Whatever is going on here it's not what we came for. Grab anything you want and let's go.

>>37848273
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848273
>>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848288

They weren't.

>>37848273
>I'll withhold judgement for now, I'm sure there's more then one shady dealer in Lao Xia but we might want to bring this to someone's attention.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848273
>>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848273
>I'll withhold judgement for now, I'm sure there's more then one shady dealer in Lao Xia but we might want to bring this to someone's attention.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?
>Loot the place to get a personal stash.

>>37848273
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver. BUT I'm sure there's more then one shady dealer in Lao Xia. We might want to bring this to someone's attention.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?

>>37848273
>>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?
>>Whatever is going on here it's not what we came for. Grab anything you want and let's go.

>>37848273
>With everything in here we're talking the kind of stuff that could equip a small army for battle

Time to start our own mercenary band.

(According to the pastebin that would actually net us a pretty good profit since we'd be able to operate out of the normal strictures of Lao Xian society).

But that's for another time. Let's grab the good stuff and bail, I'd rather not be stopped by someone in authority with treasonous letters on us or some such. We wouldn't get far as a foreigner with that flak on us.

>Whatever is going on here it's not what we came for. Grab anything you want and let's go.

>>37848273
as far as the people picking "it's not what we came for", revealing this stash is likely going to earn us some more business or at least a healthy bonus. I think it is in our best interest to tell someone about it.

>>37848273
>Yea. These crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver.
>Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?
>Whatever is going on here it's not what we came for. Grab anything you want and let's go.

>>37848458
We're a bunch of foreigners that don't speak the local language. I'm not against us making a bigger buck than just the bounty, but there is some risk in getting involved in something bigger than us. Especially if it has some sort of unofficial backing from the local powers.

>>37848545
At the very least we need to hold onto a few things like that amulet and some of the papers. We can ask a few questions about the symbol on it and maybe the language on the paper before we get involved. Don't want to take too long though.

>>37848291
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>>37848356
>>37848460

"Indeed, these crates look like the ones Oz tried to have us deliver. Take a look at these papers. One of these languages is Lao Xian, but I can't recognize the other. Do you know what it is?"

You ask offering it to Valka. She takes it and inspects it quickly before nodding.

"These are Karavashian letters. Every Orc is taught the basics of our mother tongue... but I'll admit I'm a bit rusty, it's usually the shamans who all know the language fluently. I can piece together some of it... It mentions preparations for something... a civil war? Hm. A lot of it is talking about specific locations and things I can't really understand, but it makes it pretty clear that they can't let the authorities know about this."

She says with a grunt as she hands the papers back to you.

>What do you say?

>I found this amulet, maybe it means something to someone.
>Let's take some of these papers and this ledger, it might reveal more information if we bring it to the right people.
>I think we should let the local authorities know about this, it could give us some good publicity
>Let's keep this between us, the last thing we need is to piss off the wrong people fresh off the boat

- - - - -
This will be the last vote, this thread has been going on for a while and I have other things to do before the day ends
Ask your questions and such while I'm still here.