>>37799863
>Search that abandoned classroom, it's a regular enough spot of yours that he might have thought to hide there so he could be found later.
we can check the roof after this

>>37799863
>>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.
...old training spot? What are you talking about Brine, we never had a previous training spot.

>>37799863
>Look on the roof, it's kind of obvious but many people might not think to look there.
>Search that abandoned classroom, it's a regular enough spot of yours that he might have thought to hide there so he could be found later.
>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.
In that order

>>37799863
>>What do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJWrDCeOa0

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>>37799863
>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.

>Going near the old spot
Nice try Brine

>>37799863
>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.

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>>37799944
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>37799863
>>>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.

What old training spot?

>>37799863
>>Search the caves in the desert around the Academy, it makes the most sense whether Taral was taken there or went of his own accord.

>>37799863
>Search that abandoned classroom, it's a regular enough spot of yours that he might have thought to hide there so he could be found later.
Let's start small.

>>37799863
Votes are in

>>37799897
>>37799944
>>37799952
>>37799971
>>37799984

You decide to search the caves just outside the Academy, realistically it makes the most sense as he would be able to stay out there as long as necessary if he chose to hide himself. Similarly if he was taken the chances of his captor being able to hide in the Academy are nominal. You begin to dedicate your time to searching the area for signs of Taral.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>37800118

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>37800118

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>37800118

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>37800118

>>37800118
ROLL

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>37800145
Fuck

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>37800118
>1
>Oh... Hello there Dragon

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>37800129
You rolled a 1d1 anon

>>37800170
Ha

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>>37800170

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>37800170
What the fuck are you doing anon? Go sit in the retard corner.

>>37800192
soo can we use a FP to negate it?

>>37800170
Well there goes a Force Point...

>>37800136

>Rolled 61

>Would you like to burn a Force Point?

>Yes
Or
>No

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>>37800200
>>37800214
I'm not that much of an asshole, I won't make you guys do anything for that Nat 1, you can choose to burn a FP however if you want to increase the highest roll you have as noted above

>>37800170
I was wondering when we'd get another crack at the Krayt Dragon. Just didn't expect to be alone when it happened.

>>37800230
> No

Krayt dragon pls

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37800230
Damn this is a hard decision, on one hand, I don't want to fail, on the other, a 61 isn't bad enough to make me scream to use a FP.

Fuckit I'll let the Dice Gods decide my vote
1 = Y
2 = N

>>37800230
No

>>37800230
>No

>>37800230
>No

>>37800244
>>37800271
We wouldn't run across it on a 61

>>37800230
>No

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37800278
Same
Y = 1
N = 2

>>37800298
Which is why I'm voting for 'no'. I want to slay the dragon, anon.

>>37800317
So too do I anon, but we ain't nearly prepared for it, we need more training, and our friends need training too.

Unless we prepare the killing grounds with traps and stalk and bait it for days.

>>37800317
You can slay my dragon, Anon

>>37799944
I can't stop laughing at that fucking cat.

>>37800271
>>37800282
>>37800291
>>37800296
>>37800300
>>37800307

>No

After about an hour of searching you find a cave that appears to have recent signs of activity, a mostly devoured carcass and what appear to be signs of a fire have been discarded along the inside of the cave. Unless Taral managed to create opposable thumbs for himself you doubt he is the one who started the fire which leads you to believe he is with someone. At least they've been providing him food. Other then that however you see no clear signs of where they might have gone.

>What do you do?

>Keep searching, you must be close
Or
>Give up, if they're keeping him alive it's likely they'll try to contact you about him soon

>>37800419
>Give up, if they're keeping him alive it's likely they'll try to contact you about him soon

Or he'll make himself known.

>>37800419
>>Keep searching, you must be close
Search the roof and the abandoned classroom

>>37800419
>>Keep searching, you must be close
Try something with the force now that we know we're close

>>37800419
> Keep searching.

>>37800419
>>Give up, if they're keeping him alive it's likely they'll try to contact you about him soon

>>37800419
>Keep searching, you must be close

>>37800419
>>Keep searching, you must be close

>>37800419
>Keep searching, you must be close

>>37800419
>Keep searching, you must be close

>>37800419
>Keep searching, you must be close

>>37800438
>>37800449
>>37800459
>>37800498
>>37800501
>>37800509
>>37800511
>>37800515

You choose the keep searching for Taral and his captor.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>37800611
Come on! Gimme 100!

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>37800611
Let's do this

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>37800611

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>37800611

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>37800611
rolling
>>37800626
Nice!

>>37800626
oh shit son you do us proud

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>>37800626

>>37800626
Shieet, I'm proud

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>37800611

>>37800626
a-anon...

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>>37800626

>Rolled 98

Another forty-five minutes or so pass before you stumble across something. You hear voices, one of them you recognize as Taral's in a cave you are approaching.

>What do you do?

>Charge in and try to catch them off guard
>Announce yourself and walk in calmly
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said
We have Force Hearing. Let's use it.

>>37800823
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>Announce yourself and walk in calmly

Like a boss.

>>37800823
>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>>37800823
>>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said
Force hearing practice anyone?

>>37800823
>Use Force Hearing before announcing yourself and walking in calmly

>>37800823
>>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said
Like the other anon said, if we can use Force Hearing for a boost, do so. Good training

>>37800877
Seconding this

>>37800837
>>37800843
>>37800852
>>37800855
>>37800860
>>37800868
>>37800874
>>37800913

>Try to sneak in and listen in on what is being said

>Roll 1d100 to sneak

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>37801014

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>37801014
Trying for a repeat
Failing miserably

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>37801014

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>37801014

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>>37801061
nice try. Wrong dice

>>37801061
You aren't amusing, faggot.

>>37801061
>Rolled 1 (1d1)
Stop trying to fool people anon, we can see what dice you roll.

>>37801065
Looks like this is the highest roll with that cheeky anon trying to be sneaky.

>>37801061

kill yourself

>>37801065

>Rolled 87

You crouch low and move as soundlessly as possible toward the entrance of the cave and you seem to go unnoticed. You can make out snippets of the conversation but nothing to give you the full scope of what is being said.

>What do you do?

>Use your force hearing
>Stride in calmly
>Rush inside and demand to know what is going on

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing
>>Stride in calmly

>>37801231
>>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
>>Use your force hearing
Which we should have done first anyways.

>>37801231
>>37801246
this

>>37801231


>Use your force hearing

I think if recent events have shown us anything, it's that we need to cool our jets a bit. Rushing in has earned us some pretty negative attention lately.

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
>>Use your force hearing

>>37801231
Oi you quit muckin about already.
>Use Force hearing

>>37801231
>Use your force hearing
It has always been one of our most useful abilities outside of combat.

I hate to cross Star Trek into Star Wars, but I think the one-hundred and ninetieth Ferengi Rule of Acquisition holds true. "Hear all, trust nothing."

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>>37801349
Rules of Acquisition are always relevant.

>>37801242
>>37801243
>>37801250
>>37801256
>>37801261
>>37801279
>>37801284
>>37801288

You focus and let the power of the Force run through you as you amplify your hearing.

"-but I can't tell you."

"It seems you can't tell me much of anything, especially not anything important like who you are, why you're here, or anything that's actually useful other then you've captured me to protect Xanth."

Taral mutters.

"I'm sorry... if I tell you I know you'll tell him, and if he knows anything about me he's going to ask a lot of questions and probably be really mad. I'm not even really supposed to be here. But if the Masters find you before Xanth does he'll be in a lot of trouble, so I have to keep you here until he finds us."

"You don't think he'll have questions and be really mad when he finds you've captured me?"

Taral snaps.

"W-well... I mean he will but those questions I can just keep quiet about, but if he knows... well he could ask those questions to other people and then the wrong people might notice. I'm just doing it to keep him safe."

The conversation seems to end there and they both fall silent.

>What do you do?

>Rush in
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly
>Throw a rock or something to get the mystery person's attention and bring them out so you can get the drop on them

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

With maximum amounts of swagger. and a shit eating grin.

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

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>>37801542
>shit eating grin

>>37801509
>>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly
We're so cool and hip.

>>37801509
>>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly
Smile while we're at it.

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>>37801509
>>Throw a rock or something to get the mystery person's attention and bring them out so you can get the drop on them

>>37801509
Taral is a Tuk'Ata. If they are anything like terran canines, he'll have incredibly sharp senses of smell and hearing. He may have already picked up our scent and know we're here. MAybe heard us coming when we entered the cave 45 minutes ago (perhaps that's why he's kept her talking so far) So we just whisper slightly, let him hear us giving quiet instructions to keep her talking. To explain what questions it is she doesn't want to answer, who she is worried about us asking.

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

Was getting found part of your plan?

>>37801509
>Stride in calmly and ask how it is they're keeping you safe exactly

>>37801625
Can we try this?

It's a lot quieter today.

>>37801532
>>37801533
>>37801535
>>37801538
>>37801539
>>37801542
>>37801545
>>37801548
>>37801561
>>37801564
>>37801576
>>37801591

You stride into the cave with a slightly smug smile on your face and speak with a strange calm.

"Now how is it you're keeping me safe exactly? Was getting found part of your plan?"

The small robbed figure jumps up with a loud exclamation and backs up slightly.

"Y-You found us? Already? Wait crap my voice."

The figure says, her voice plainly feminine.

"I-I have no idea what you're talking about. Um I kept Taral safe for you... You can take him now and talk about the trial and stuff. Anyways I should be leaving."

The figure says with a nervous chuckle.

>What do you do?

>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>Fine. Go. But this is only because you protected Taral. Next time I find you, you're answering my questions.
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?
>Taral, what do you know about this person?

>>37801774
True. Post-trial mellowness. I like it.

>>37801807
>>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

>>37801807
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?

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>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
Bitch you aint going no where.

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>Taral, what do you know about this person?
She the one who smelled like me?

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>sup Taral. Looks like you found my stalker for me. You get steak tonight.

>>37801807
>>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?
>>Taral, what do you know about this person?

Does this mean we can be Darth CIA?

>>37801807
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?

>>37801807
>>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

captcha: taral

>>37801807
>>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
Backed up by gently force-lifting her her on a nearby rock.

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

>>37801807
>>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?

>>37801872
So Taral's going to trip her when she runs for it and captcha her?

>>37801807
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?

>>37801807
>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>How old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here?
>>37801853
>I support Taral getting steak tonight

>>37801954
After we talk to him so he get our story straight for the inevitable interrogation.

>>37801807
>>Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now.
>Taral, what do you know about this person?

>>37801807
"Hey sis."
What, she's female and either related to us or worked in the mines, which is unlikley. Even if I'm wrong, we'll get an amusing reaction.

>>37801807
Votes are in.
After I respond to this I'm going to be going out for a bit.
I will be monitoring this on mobile and will respond as much as possible, but don't expect it to be lighting fast.

>>37802027
nigger

>>37802027
Will you return from the land of mobile soon Brine sempai?

>>37802027
no worries Brine, this anons going to rack out anyway, been awake for far too long and my timezone hates me.

>>37801828
>>37801834
>>37801835
>>37801836
>>37801845
>>37801852
>>37801853
>>37801854
>>37801868
>>37801872
>>37801877
>>37801882
>>37801883
>>37801884
>>37801896
>>37801954
>>37801981

"Oh no, I'm afraid we're going to have a nice long conversation riiiiight now. First of all, how old are you? You're short and you sound like a girl, why are you even here? Taral, what do you know about this person?"

You say as you approach the figure.

"Nothing. The only thing I know is that she's the same person who has been following you and she still smells like you."

He says with a grumble.

"W-what!? I s-smell like you? O-oh gosh."

She says her voice trailing off.

"I don't have to tell you anything... you wouldn't hurt a little girl would you?"

She asks with renewed vigor with a smidge of doubt tacked on at the end.

>What do you say?

>Hurt is strong word, I prefer 'strategically wound'.
>No, I won't but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers
>Taral, you can break bones with a bite, right?
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

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>>37802046
Nigger paying rent > quests

>>37802086
Maybe like an hour or so, I'll keep you guys on the up and up

>>37802099
Godspeed sir

>>37802210
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802210
>sure would!

>>37802210
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802210
>>Hurt is strong word, I prefer 'strategically wound'.
>>No, I won't but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers

>>37802210
>>No, I won't but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802210
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802210
>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802210
>>Hurt is strong word, I prefer 'strategically wound'.
>I don't want to, but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers

>>37802210
>Hurt is strong word, I prefer 'strategically wound'.
>No, I won't but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers

>>37802210
>>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?
>No, I won't but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers

>>37802210
Being a nigger at all < Every other alternative

>>37802210
"you're sure you want to make that bet? I know your probably family, a cousin or even a sister, so you better tell me everything. I don't want to hurt lost family I just met but we both know I will if you don't speak up"

>>37802210
Votings done

>>37802473
I'm driving so it will be a minute

>>37802618
take your time dude, we can wait for you to safely get back, don't post and drive

>>37802618
Don't text and drive.

>>37802210
>>Alright, you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you weren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?

>>37802907
Bit late there chum

>>37802225
>>37802235
>>37802268
>>37802273
>>37802287

"No, but you aren't going anywhere until I get some answers. Now you smell like me and you're a woman, which means you aren't from the mines. How long have you known you were my sister?"

You ask, your tone stern and commanding.

"What!? I'm not... I mean... I'm..."

She pauses, searching for an answer that will not come. She deflates then continues.

"I'm your half sister."

She mumbles.

> What do you say?

>How did you find me?
>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?
> Why are you here?

>>37803215
>>How did you find me?
>>Half? Explain.
> Why are you here?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
> Why are you here?

Was the scary boss lady in your message a certain council member, or do I have to look forward to another visitor in the immediate future?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?

>>37803215
>How did you find me?
>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?

>>37803215
> Why are you here?
>Half? Explain.

>>37803215
>> Why are you here?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
>Why are you here?

You better be at a safe location Brine. I don't want to lose a QM to texting-and-driving.

>>37803215
>>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?
No one else is curious about this?

>>37803215
All of them?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?
> Why are you here?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
> Why are you here?

>>37803259
Include this question
>
To
>Half? Explain. And was the scary boss lady in your message a certain council member? Or do I have to look forward to another visitor?

>>37803215
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?
Twenty internets says our father banged some random chick and sent us to the mines so his Sith wife wouldn't have actual evidence of his infidelity.

And that our Sith "mother" wouldn't have made a big deal out of it if our father wasn't a prick about it.

>>37803215

>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?

>>37803215
>Half? Explain.
>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?

captcha: Confidently.

>>37803298
I am don't worry I'm not stupid

>>37803365
Ten bucks says our dad is Darth Languish's former husband.

>>37803372
oh and these guys have a point >>37803331 >>37803298

I think it's pretty clear now that Languish is actually our mom, and Loric's and our sister's too, obviously.

I also think that, at this point, her modus operandi is to produce the toughest, strongest, etc., etc., sith warriors, which is why she kept Tharon being Loric's body guard a secret. If she tattled, then a superior specimen would have likely been put to death.

>>37803387
I was thinking the same

>>37803416
Maybe, but lets not jump to conclusions.
Languish could be our half-sisters mum, and our's is someone else.

>>37803416
Isn't this what I posted as my shadowruns like four or five threads ago? Also don't forget that Loric lives on. "In this arm! Brooooooother.~"

>>37803215
>>Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery?
let's get some back story

>>37803416
Logistics seem to argue against it though, unless Languish had back to back pregnancies, which can be pretty damaging to a mother's health.

>>37803387
Probably safe money.

>>37803416
>>37803448
Suddenly from
>Languish is a MILF
To
>Languish is still a MILF, but with Incestuous undertone.
Conclusion: Not giving a fuck to the whispers coming from my boner. Following Brain's advice to stay focused on role-playing and not going full weeabo-tard. BRAIN IS ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

>>37803614
I'm just not gonna assume anything about anyone till we find out.
Maybe Vessa is out mother who knows?

Brine knows.

>>37803614
Good man. Besides She seems to be the kind to kill someone after she's gotten what she wants out of them.

>>37803614
>You're no son of mine, young man
>But that just means it's okay to do *this*
>Ara Ara~

>>37803594
You realize she didn't necessarily have to give birth, right? We could all be test tube babbies, made from her eggs and a collection of sperm samples.

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>>37803689
We seriously missed our chance for this to happen with Loric then.

>>37803722
Loric didn't get the "recessive" genes, he got all the "bitch" genes.

>>37803847
Bitch is recessive.

>>37803594
You realize that her sphere of influence puts her at the head of all genetic testing, right? We could easily just be part of a huge experiment to see what combination of genes and upbringing creates the strongest sith.

>>37803872
Are you sure about this
I've encountered enough bitchy people to start considering if it might be a dominant

What do we do if she's a Jedi?

I vote run her off the planet,because our other options, (A. Kill her B. Tolerate her presence and C. Become buddies) have some serious issues.

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>>37803722

>>37804166
We already know she can force jump, though.

>>37804179
>not double-bladed lightkatana's

>>37804205
Lightkatana's are for hipsters, not edgy people.

>>37803416
It's kinda bs cheating that she had a bodyguard follow her son to the academy too, I wouldn't surprise she's keeping it quiet because she doesn't want to get bitched at for breaking a rule. She must have cared about Loric or else she wouldn't have had a bodyguard follow him in the first place.

>>37804202
What's that supposed to mean? We gonna make her jump off the planet?

>>37804231
Which means we're either another experiment of hers or she's really going to screw us over once we're out of the academy. If she cared for him enough to bodyguard him.

>>37804229
I was thinking lightwhips were, seeing as they're so fucking retarded that no one with half a brain would use one.

>>37804296
No lightwhips will be for hipsters once they get safe to use. Hipsters aren't brave enough to risk getting harmed with their own weapon.

>>37804273
I'm paranoid she's just deceiving us and stringing us along before she brutally fucks us. Metaphorically of course, though the literal version would also probably end in our death.

>>37804296
How about dualwealding double lightwips, with extra light spikes for maximum edginess

>>37804231
In fairness they were both being trained to be sith, I mean bodyguard dude just turned out to be able to use the force so they sent him along as well for good measure.

>>37804337
Yeah that has occurred to me as well. We might have to pull a poof and disappear.

>>37804337
>cute half sister
>brutally fucks us
I hope so.

>2015
>Not using a light-gun with a light-bayonet
>Not putting light-powder in it to propel a light-bullet into your enemies

Its like you people don't know cutting edge technology,

>>37804356
Too convenient,I don't trust that bitch for shit.

>>37804370
I was talking about Languish, though I don't trust our sister either, I think she's a Jedi Padawan. Probably won't kill us, but her even being here is like a nuke waiting to ruin our shit.

>>37804410
Yeah, if she is a Padawan, she needs to go back to Jedi School. There's too much that can go wrong with her being here.
Need to tell her to wait until we graduate, then we can do the silly "Turn to the Light Side! There's good in you!" shit with her.

>>37804410
Yeah its real convenient that the son of someone in the dark council happened to hang out with someone who turned out to be force sensitive. I mean, thats one of the least likely places ever right?

Do you guys actually intend on staying in the Sith order once we've finished our apprenticeship stage, or are you more or less wanting to keep the title while remaining a rogue element, doing your own thing on your own time?

I'll be home soon kids then your questions will be answered

>>37804460
he didn't "happen to know" Tharon, Languish hired his ass. She must have picked out Tharon specifically to go with Loric, thinking Languish hired him for any other reason than to get shipped off to the academy with her son is dumb. And since she cared so much about Loric to break what is most certainly a big rule here in the academy, she must give a bit of a shit. And if she cared at all, she's gonna screw us if we trust her.

>>37804545
We go wherever the dice roll anon

>>37804545
I want to remain a Sith, giving a fuck about the Empire or the War is a whole other story.

>>37804410
>>37804452
The hell she's a padawan, how would she ever get to Korriban, let alone survive here more than a day. This place is like dark side central, every single animal and plant here is saturated by it and loves to kill light side stuff. If she's anything to due with jedi I'll eat my socks

>>37804632
To do with, oops. Don't hate me, it's late

>>37804545
Doesn't being a sith mean do whatever the fuck you want and occasionally go fuck up jedi anyway?
>>37804568
They were childhood friends or at least knew each other since childhood. She certainly sent him as a bodyguard but that seemed to be a happy coincidence more than anything. Plus it couldn't have been that much of a rule seeing as the only reason she didn't bring it up at the trial was because she thought he couldn't have been up to much if he got killed. She said it herself.

>>37804632
>If she's anything to due with jedi I'll eat my socks
I totally expect a timestamped video of you eating your socks.

>>37804683
>>37804632
Do we get a Force Point if anon eats his socks?

>>37804632
I'm just demonstrating healthy Sith paranoia. If she found out she had a Sith brother, she may well have felt compelled to make the trek. If she was Sith I'd expect her to be at least slightly more hardcore.

>>37804677
She was misleading us, lies are the bread and butter of the Dark Council. Or hell, she was telling us the truth about being interested in our progress, she's gonna watch us, and help us, and when we finally become a Darth she's gonna murder us. Tell us some cold shit like "That was for my son." when she does too. I'd do shit like that if I was an insane Sith Lord. I'd rather have nothing to do with her.

>>37804719
>>37804683
Don't tempt Brine please?

Please?

>>37804747
Or she was just telling the truth about everything because why bother lying to us? She could have carted us off right there and then to kill us in the most horrible ways she could imagine but she didn't. She probably could have stabbed us in front of everyone and said we made a go for her and she would have gotten away with it.

>>37804829
Who are we to contemplate the motives of a dark god of the force? I don't know, it sure would feed her emotions if she allows herself to grow to care about us in order to gain more power from our brutal murder at her hands.

>>37804877
Or maybe she wasn't too pushed because she is a crazy sith lady?

THEORY: Loric, our sister, and I are all test-tube babies, each given different environments to grow in. Our sister was given to the Jedi, but is genetically engineered to basically betray them without her knowledge. She found out about this and is trying to stop it.

>>37805196
Theory: Brine gave us the sister because we rolled for it and sperged like idiots and she has been shoe horned into the story.

>>37805196
That's crazy, but I can imagine an insane Sith scientist doing it.

Trying to find the answer to the question "What lifestyle creates the most powerful Sith?".

If that's the case there's probably 500 of our siblings floating around, 2 for each scenario, both genders.

>>37805196

So which one of us got the dominant genes?

>>37804677
>Doesn't being a sith mean do whatever the fuck you want and occasionally go fuck up jedi anyway?
No, the Sith here are part of a highly organized Empire. There is a heirarchy, and even if we don't try to advance we have a place in it...and our strong Force connection basically forces (tee hee) to get involved in the game.

>>37804545
>Do you guys actually intend on staying in the Sith order once we've finished our apprenticeship stage, or are you more or less wanting to keep the title while remaining a rogue element, doing your own thing on your own time?
I believe it bas already been confirmed that would be an excellent way to get hunted down and murdered. We need to be much stronger before we can get away with something like that.

>>37805254
The character herself was present before the sister roll.

>>37805254
Sounds about right.

Theory: People are going to try and waifu her immediately cause lolincest

>>37805277
We won't say *no* to our superiors then, but we don't need to have the imperial insignia on our underwear.

>>37805277
Isnt the game basically kill a few jedi and do whatever you want in the down time?

>>37805354
>Implying this will be anything like the game.
We're not full Sith, after the academy we'd be apprenticed to a Sith, Sith Lord, or Darth. They'd be telling us what to do until we got full fledged.

>>37805333
Oh, of course. I certainly don't give a fuck about the Empire. We do have a part to play though, at least for now.

>>37805354
Not really. This is a galactic empire ruled by an ultra-competitive magocracy, so I imagine it's a bit more complicated than that.

>>37805441
>>37805442
Doesn't seem like it would be too much of a bother either way. I mean what are our notable skills? Killing shit. So they will be telling us to go kill shit, something we have been shown to enjoy greatly.

>>37805516
That's not how you become Emperor, anon

>>37805516
We also will have to be subtle if we get put In a court, diplomatic to other factions(traders, Hutts, Mandalorians) and smart. Sith are lords and leaders. We're basically a mage squire.

I am return.
Give me a moment and we shall continue.

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>>37805546
Who wants to be emperor anyway?
>>37805607
Someone bring us along for apprenticeship is probably looking more for a beat stick than a diplomat anyway.

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>>37805612
Excellent. The Brine is back. Here have a busty Jawa

>>37805648
S-sause?

>>37805662
Diversify your skill-set anon, or prepare to be fucked by a scenario that you can't slice and dice and beat your way out of.

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>>37805698
<mfw
Btw, working Languish's headdress is giving me a headache. I'll come back to it later. I also saved that shit-eating grin pic of post >>37801561 so I can photoshop it and have Xanth sport that grin (that grin is used for conversational and casual purposes, the Guts grin is for when he's in combat)

>>37805851
Alas, I know not Anon

>>37805901
Or focus so hard on your skill set that you can slice your way out of every situation.

>>37803237
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"Half? Explain. How did you find me? Why are you here? Do you know why the hell I was sold into slavery? And was the 'scary lady' you mentioned a certain Dark Council member or should I be expecting another visitor soon?"

Questions flood forth from your mouth in a torrent and the young woman shrinks away.

"It's... I..."

She grasps again but realizes the futility of her attempts.

"Okay... I should start from the beginning. My name is Allandra Worldbreaker. Like I said... I'm your younger half-sister. I'd only heard about you a few times before now... my... our father didn't like to talk about it and my mother would scold me if I asked. From what I know... my parents, our father and my mother married 'politically', it was good for both of them but they didn't love each other. Our father... he fell in love with another woman. I don't know anything about her, but they had a baby. That was you. Father tried to hide you but my mother found out... she had you sold into slavery so nobody could find out what happened. Our older sister is the one who told me about you... she might know more, but if she finds out that I'm here she'll be furious. One of my friends is here at the academy, she told me about this really strong apprentice and when I read your name I knew it had to be you. Um... I was mostly here just because I was curious... I managed to give my sister the slip in a space station and because of who our parents are I got onto a ship out here no problem, but I... stayed curious I guess, you were always in danger and I was worried you would die so I stayed. As for the scary lady I mentioned... that would be my... our sister. She's probably been searching everywhere for me and she'll find out I was headed here soon enough. She might already be on her way.... I'm sorry."
(cont.)

>>37806344
Ddaaaww.

>>37806344
So we're a literal bastard, of a political marriage at that.

>>37806344
Now I feel like rewriting the "Stand Up For Bastards" speech from King Leer for this.

>>37806344
Rodrik is our step brother Calling it now

>>37806344

The young woman, still hidden by her clothing seems to be tearing up now. Taral looks up at you and makes his way to your side looking at the girl. You take a moment, attempting to process everything you've just been told, your mind swimming with questions.

>What do you say?

>Did my father care about me at all?
>Who is my father? Is he important?
>I have another sister? How old is she?
>I... this is a lot to take in...
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806344
Welp. Let's kill them.

>>37806447
>I have another sister? How old is she?

>>37806447
>>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>I... this is a lot to take in...
>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.

Give her a minute and then.

>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
>Did my father care about me at all?
>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>I... this is a lot to take in...
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>I have another sister? How old is she?
>I... this is a lot to take in...
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806470
This right here.

Also a write in.

Are either of our parents sith?

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
I'm pretty convinced she's lying though

>>37806447
>I have another sister? How old is she?
Half sister hm.....
but seriously
>Who is my father? Is he important?
>Did my father care about me at all?
Slavery harden us, kinda.

>>37806447
>Who is your friend?
Best make sure we don't murder her.

>>37806447
>>Did my father care about me at all?
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.

>>37806489
Dear old dad is probably a Jedi and our other sister is a diplomat for the Republic.

>>37806447
>Who is my father? Is he important?
>I have another sister? How old is she?

>>37806344
> Heave a sigh and lean back at the nearest wall. "Well what a fucked up family we have here, and I'm the bastard. What's the name of my father and half-mother?"

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
>Who is my father? Is he important?

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>Who is my father? Is he important?
>I have another sister? How old is she?
>Did my father care about me at all?
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806515
You dumb.

>>37806447
Who is your friend here?

>>37806515
With a last name like worldbreaker that doesnt seem likely

>>37806525
>half-mother

That's not how it works. Although I kinda just want to say that so she can tell us that's not how it works.

>>37806515
>Worldbreaker
Yeah.
Classical Jedi-name
Same with Jedi-marriages
And Jedi selling kids into slavery

>>37806489
What jedi names their child worldbreaker?

>>37806515
Doubtful as fuck stop pressing for muh jedi muh republic. If anything he's a sith. Sith can't keep it in their pants anyways.

>Worldbreaker
That's metal as fuck

>>37806549
It's a last name. You're kinda born with it.

>>37806447
>I have a family?!


>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806447
>>Did my father care about me at all?
>>Who is my father? Is he important?
>>I have another sister? How old is she?
second round of the questioning blitz
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806515
>Jedi
>Married
Choose one

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

Do we give our lovely step-mother the Guts Grin now? Our father is apparently a weakling who can't control his wife and we had to suffer for it. Add +1000 to our rage meter we have a target for our anguish in the mine.

>>37806570
How many jedi do you think are named worldbreaker?

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>>37806570
Xanth "The Bastard" Worldbreaker

>>37806447
>>I have another sister? How old is she?
>>I... this is a lot to take in...
>>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.
>>Don't cry. I'm sorry I was just... worried and paranoid.

>>37806447
>Is there anything else you feel you should tell me.

>>37806544
Somehow Worldbreaker and Skywalker are nearly synonomous with their meaning. Skywalker would imply of their ability to break away from the world that binds them by ascending into the sky and walk among the stars.
Worldbreaker would instead destroy the world in order to be free of their limitations.
It's eerily similar to the light and dark themes of the Force.
>Skywalker: Being free from your limitations peacefully
>Worldbreaker: Being free from your limitations violently.

>>37806544
Worldbreaker is such an over the top name that she may very well be a Jedi badly pretending to be Sith.

LIES. ALL I SEE IS LIES.

>>37806661
Actualy Skywalker is a classical Sith-name if I remember correctly

>>37806549
>>37806640
Hey, Starkiller is a Jedi name, right?

>>37806447
Votes are in

>>37806344

What kind of name is Worldbreaker? Does she think we are stupid or something?

>>37806714
Yeah that guy trained and raised and named by dart Vader was such a sterling example of a jedi right?

>>37806736
Its a sith name numbnuts.

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>>37806742

>>37806736
What kind of names are Skywalker or Starkiller?

Starkiller being the original last name for Luke.

There was also a guy who's last name was fully Solo, in a setting where everyone clearly spoke English including the word solo.

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>>37806767

Whatever you say Mr Sheev.

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>>37806742
>Dart Vader

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>>37806799
I'm tired. I have to wait for dead rising 3 to update.

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>>37806610
>>37806515
Do you guys remember the timeline we're in in the Star Wars Universe? We are in the era of the Old Republic, where the Republic and Empire once were separate Political Beings that ruled their own half of the Galaxy. It's highly probable that this 'political' marriage was between that the republic and the empire.
In retrospect, this theory of mine is probably the most edgiest shadowrun thought out there.

>>37806824
It's, cool. I'm just having a bit of fun. You are right though. My thinking that we might be related to a Jedi is almost definitely wrong.

>>37806842
I doubt that, plenty of internal politics between the sith for two people to get married for.

Plus idk if a jedi would sell a kid into slavery.