>>37761567
>>Julie

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37761567
1: Sparky
2: Julie

Dice Gods, GO!

>>37761567
>>Julie

What about Niko and Rin?

Also did Melissa use her P-san Coupon?

>>37761567
>Julie
Save the fireworks for the finale.

>>37761567
>>Sparky

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37761567
Same as last time, time to see where the dice go!

>>37761567
>Sparky

>>37761567
>Sparky

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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37761567
Welp, it looks like we've got a tie here, so rolling for tiebreaker!

1. Sparky
2. Julie

>>37761954
Is it just me, or do they all kinda look like Chaika?

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>>37761954
You are SPARKY, an idol and demolition specialist for Clover Entertainment!

Currently, you were in your friendly neighborhood Radioshack, buying some components for your... "hobby". If building stuff designed to blow other stuff to little itty bits was considered a hobby.

It totally was.

Still, your mood was a bit hampered by the knowledge that Fatman was back in town. Ever since you've come across his handiwork during the stadium concert, memories of him and what he did to your teacher have hung at the back of your mind. You had thought he left Delta City forever, but apparently you were wrong.

You never did like the guy. He was more interested in blowing people up, rather than in the bombs themselves. Plus he kept trying to hit on you and it was just soooo damn creepy. You didn't really think a live pipe bomb being sent to you in pink wrapping counted as a suitable Valentine's Day gift.

You're suddenly jolted back to reality when your phone rings. You give a look and wince when you recognize Fatman's number.

>Just ignore it. He's probably just trying to creep on you again.
>Answer and see what he wants.
>Other

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>37762113
>>Answer and see what he wants.

>>37762113
>>Answer and see what he wants.

>>37762113
>Other
See if Himewari can trace the call.

>>37762113
>>Just ignore it. He's probably just trying to creep on you again.

>>37762113
>Answer and see what he wants.
Get Stillman's number while we're talking.

>>37762113
>Answer and see what he wants.

>>37762113
>Just ignore it. He's probably just trying to creep on you again.

>>37762197
>. Plus he kept trying to hit on you and it was just soooo damn creepy.

I think she would have benefited from P-san thanksgiving. I'm sure there is a bomb disposal expert among his family.

Either it will be a love hate relationship or something extremely corny.

"I will disarm the bomb that is your heart!"

>>37762322

But what is Mr. Degroot was p-san's family friend?

>>37762113
>Answer and see what he wants.
How did he get our number?

>>37762431
Family friend? Doubt it...well maybe though considering how big P-san's family is. I really think that he might have a newphew or two that might like Sparky's explosive personality.

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>>37762113
Well, might as well see what the creeper wants. You reluctantly open up your phone and hit the answer key.

"What do you want, Fatty?" You grunt, making your displeasure at his call obvious in your voice.

"Oh Sparky, is that any way to greet an old friend?"

"We're not friends, Fatty." You snarl. "Now why the hell are you back in Delta City?"

"Well, to settle our little contest, of course." Fatman chuckles. "I still haven't forgotten how our teacher chose YOU as his successor!"

"That's more because you're a crazy asshole and less because I'm better than you, which I still am." You retort. "Besides, what are you even going to do? Blow up a few more convenience stores and get the cops after you again?"

"Oh no, we're going to have a new, PROPER contest, with no interruptions!" Fatman's fake cheer finally gives away to frustration. "Turn on your video function."

Frowning, you do so, to see Rin tied to a chair, a bomb vest wrapped around her shirt.

"As you see, I have your friend here as my hostage!" Fatman cackles.

However, Rin just seemed more annoyed than scared, as if this were just a minor inconvenience rather than a life threatening situation.

"Sparky, can you please hurry up and defeat this guy? I'm going to miss practice tonight." Rin sighs.

"Hey! Hostages aren't supposed to talk!" Fatman barks.

"Well, then you should've just gagged me or something." Rin says simply.

"I-b-b-b-" Fatman sputters before returning his attention to you. "Meet me at the old training grounds in one hour! You know where it is! And come alone!"

And the line is cut.

Goddamnit. No finesse, as always.

>Better get some assistance from Producer.
>Eh, you can handle him on your own.
>Other

>>37763046
>Other
Call our teacher
Stillman needs to know.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>37763046
>>Better get some assistance from Producer.

>>37763046
>>Better get some assistance from Producer.

>>37763046
>>Eh, you can handle him on your own.

>>37763046
>>Better get some assistance from Producer.
If the idols' lives are at stake you better believe he's getting involved.

>>37763046
>>Eh, you can handle him on your own.

>>37763046
>>Better get some assistance from Producer.
>Other

Let Producer know, Fat-man should ave not touched his girls.

>>37763046
>Better get some assistance from Producer.
Get the call traced.

>>37763046
You sigh and dial up the Producer. He had to know.

"Hey, Producer-"

"I'm aware of the situation. I saw everything through Rin's Harbinger." Producer says sternly. "Himawari's already tracing the call. There's the likelihood that he's not even at the meeting point. Are you sure you want to go? It's a pretty obvious trap."

"Yeah, well, he might suspect something if I don't show up." You shrug. "Besides, it's not much of a trap if I know what's coming?"

"Well, it's your choice." Producer says.

>We'll wait for Himawari to trace.
>I'll head to the meeting point first.
>Other

>>37763460
>We'll wait for Himawari to trace.

>>37763460
>I'll head to the meeting point first.
Can you drop off my rig for me?

>>37763460
>>I'll head to the meeting point first.

>>37763460
>I'll head to the meeting point first.
>"Want me to save you a piece of him?"

>>37763460
>I'll head to the meeting point first.

>>37763460
>>I'll head to the meeting point first.

>>37763460
>>I'll head to the meeting point first.

>>37763460
>Other
"I'll head in first. You bring the rest of the girls stay in back up mode for me. And bring me my gear too."

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>>37763460
"I'll head to the meeting point first." You say. "I'll keep him busy while you and Himawari track him down. Maybe he'll be dumb and be transmitting from the same place."

"We can only hope." Producer chuckles. "I can have NEMO airdrop your gear. You want me to send Rochelle, Morgan, and K-Zwolf for some support? They'll stay back unless you need them."

>Yeah, I can use the extra help.
>No thanks, I can handle it.
>Other

>>37763754
>Yeah, I can use the extra help.

>>37763754
>Yeah, I can use the extra help.
Like hell we're gonna give this asshole a fair fight.

>>37763754
>>No thanks, I can handle it.

>>37763754
>Yeah, I can use the extra help.
>Other
Call our mentor, see if we can't get some help from him.

>>37763754
>>No thanks, I can handle it.
This is our task alone. We can call them in for backup.

>>37763754
>>Yeah, I can use the extra help.
>"Want me to send him to you?"

>>37763754
>Yeah, I can use the extra help.

>>37763046
I love how Rin is so calm and snarking at Fatman.

>>37763754
>>Yeah, I can use the extra help.

So what kind of things do you think our idols endorse or guest star in?

>Cole is a guest judge in a show akin to Iron Chef or goes touring around Delta City talking about local foods.
>Rochelle and Morgan are doing gun reviews and everything else related to guns
>Sparky does celebrity endorcements of demolition equipment
>Julie and Melissa have their own brand of protein powder, and energy bars
>Niko has her own cereal brand, and endorses various instrument brands
>Rin has an entire fashion line or set of perfume after her

>>37763754
>Yeah, I can use the extra help.

Sorry about the posting delay! Getting held up by some business!

>>37764013
>>Julie and Melissa have their own brand of protein powder, and energy bars
I imagine Julie endorsing the local police force though they have to censor her 'ok' on excessive violence.

Melissa, I imagine with people with disabilities or handicaps.

>>37764013
Now I'm imagining Rochelle and Morgan having their own Top Gear-esque show for guns. Maybe get Julie as well, she'd make a good Clarkson.

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>>37763754
"Yeah, I can use the extra help." You say.

"Got it. They're on the way."

You hitch a bus ride to your old stomping grounds, an abandoned factory complex on the edge of the city that was an holdover from Old Detroit. The renovation crews just never seemed to come out this far. However, it was prefect for people like you and your teacher, since it was quiet, out of the way, and nobody would miss some old, dilapidated buildings if they happened to suddenly explode or fall over.

NEMO meets you on the outskirts of the complex in the nick of time, and you pick up all of your gear that you would need. Arming yourself to the teeth seemed like a sound idea, with somebody like Fatman involved.

NEMO also saw fit to gift you with your fellow idols Rochelle and Morgan, who greet you with a nod.

"All right, me and Morgan will take a position just outside of the complex." Rochelle says. "But there's a lot of obstacles and shit in the way so we may not have good line of sight on you at all times. If you're ever in trouble, ping us. K-Zwolf will stick near you in stealth mode for more rapid response."

"Thanks." You nod and look at the abandoned complex. It somehow seemed pretty menacing, despite being familiar.

>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.
>Nah, he doesn't need to know.
>Other

>>37765100
>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.
Stillman ho!

>>37765100
>>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.

>>37765100
>>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.

>>37765100
>>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.

>>37765100
>>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.

>>37765097
I can imagine that though I imagine them wear sport bras, short shorts and those targeting sunglasses.

Julie will star in Cops.

>>37765100
>Maybe you should tell Teach about this.

>>37765100

Tell teach.

Edwin Stillman Tavish DeGroot must be seen in his full angry scotsman glory.

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>>37765375
>Edwin Stillman Tavish DeGroot

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>>37765100
Well, before you go in, might as well give your teacher a call. You somewhat reluctantly dial his number.

"Sparky?" You hear your old teacher grunt. You could swear you could smell the alcohol on his breath seeping through your phone, but you knew that couldn't be possible. "What er you calling for?"

"Teach, it's Fatman. He's back." You say grimly.

The line goes deathly silent for what feels like a very long time.

"Where is he?" He says, grimly, actually sounding sober for once.

"Teach, I don't think-"

"WHERE IS HE?!" He bellows.

Crap. He was riled up, which could either be very good, or very very bad.

>Tell him where you are. You could use some more support.
>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.
>Other

>>37765479
>Tell him where you are. You could use some more support.
StillGroot's getting upset!

>>37765479
>>Tell him where you are. You could use some more support.
i want my angry Scotsman

>>37765479
>>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.

>>37765479
>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.

>>37765479

Tell him where you are.

When he's done, they'll have to put him back together... IN HELL.

>>37765479
>>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.


Angry Scotsman vs P-san who will win?

>>37765479
>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.
Take it easy, teach.

>>37765479
>Tell him to stay put and support you from afar.

>>37765479
"NOPE. NO WAY." You bellow. "I now how you get when you're angry, and when you're drunk AND angry! You're not taking one step out of that house of yours!"

"Hmph. ye certainly grew some stones!" Teach grunts, sounding a bit impressed. "Fine, I'll let ye handle it, then. Just be sure you knock him on his ass fer me!"

"Got it, Teach." You grin. "Though I might call in case I get stuck on something. You okay with that?"

"Better be worth my time." Teach chuckles. "Now go what you need to do!"

Well, that was easier than you had thought.

"WHAT METHOD OF ENTRY SHALL WE TAKE?" K-Zwolf buzzes as it takes position next to, masked from your sight due to its active camo.

>We'll go in from the front. Let him know we've come.
>We'll try to sneak in and take him by surprise.
>Other

>>37765829
>We'll go in from the front. Let him know we've come.
He'll only take damage from headshots after all.

>>37765829
>Other
Sparky goes through the front.
The others come through the back

>>37765829
>We'll try to sneak in and take him by surprise.

Don't give him time to hit his >trigger.

>>37765869
This

>>37765829
>>37765869
this

>>37765829
This! Seconding.
>>37765869

>>37765829
>>37765869
This

>>37765854
You ever see DSP's attempt at this bossfight? Oh God, it was hilarious.

>>37765829
>Sparky goes in through the convenient hole in the ceiling that she made

>>37765912
I've already watched his failing at the Souls Series, but I kept putting off his Metal Gear Fuckups.
I even have the MGS2 one bookm arked.

>>37765829
>>We'll go in from the front. Let him know we've come.

>>37765941
If you ever want to lose your faith in humanity, look no further!
I'm also amazed that he has actual fanboys who defend him as viciously as waifu warriors.

>>37765829
"I'll go through the front. You try to sneak in through the back." You say.

"ROGER." K-Zwolf rumbles.

You take a deep breath and walk through the front gate, which was a twisted wreck of rusted steel that this point. Not like you ever had to worry about anybody breaking in, since there was nothing worth stealing or breaking here. You then enter a grimy courtyard, with dirt, dried grass, and cargo containers scattered about.

"Okay, I'm here!" You yell spinning around and holding your arms out. "Why don't you come out and we can settle this?"

"Oho, not just yet!" You hear Fatman's voice cackle from hidden speakers. "Let's see if you're still as quick footed as I remember!"

Suddenly, you hear a loud WHUMPING sound...

>roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37766044

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37766044

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37766044
Don't forget the coolant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhJjbimL5E

>>37766057
I'll take it

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37766044

>>37766057
Great job!

>>37766044
Thankfully, that sound gave you just enough time to react to what was happening. It was the unmistakable sound of grenade launchers. You sprint away from your position and dive behind one of the cargo containers as a trio of grenades drop down on the ground, exploding with loud BANGS. You look up to the roofs and could see three automated grenade launchers, with heat and motion sensors pointed down at the courtyard. Even more, they were arranged in a way that you couldn't had from all three of them at once.

Up ahead, you could see that the door to the main factory complex was wide open. You could probably sprint you way inside, where the grenades wouldn't be able to reach you, but then again, there might be another trap lying in wait.

You could always try destroying the launchers first. But then that would take a lot of time that you might not have.

>Make a run for it.
>Stand and fight.
>Other

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37766297
>>Stand and fight.

>>37766297
>Stand and fight.
Fatman's all about the theatrics. He wouldn't SERIOUSLY try to blow Rin up until we're right in front of her.

>>37766297
>Other
call Himawari see if she can hack them.

>>37766297
>Make a run for it.

>>37766297
>>Make a run for it.

>>37766297
>>Stand and fight.

>>37766297
>Other
Call Fatman out. He wants a challenge. Come out and fight.

Oh god....How do you think P-san and Jenner will explain to their kid that they have nephews/nieces?

>>37766445
wouldn't you mean sisters?

That some are married to their newphews?

>>37766467
No, just think in the future, our idols will have kids. Cole, Julie, or Melissa could have kids.

P-san's kid could potentially become an aunt/uncle at a very young age.

>>37766297
>>Stand and fight.

>>37766513
And? That's a pretty standard situation with stepsiblings and shit, don't see how adoption is any different

>>37766513
Or even be an uncle/aunt since birth. All my younger siblings are, so it's something that happens.

Rolled 20, 6, 6 = 32 (3d20)

>>37766297
Well, no sense just running like a scared cat. You were going to take these things out on your own terms! Thankfully, you just happened to have a grenade launcher of your own, as well as a freaking rocket launcher...

>roll 2d20

Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)

>>37766546
Come on!

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)

>>37766546

Rolled 9, 15 = 24 (2d20)

>>37766546
>dat 20
Bollocks. Here's hoping for some magic!

>>37766546
This'll hurt

Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>37766546

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)

>>37766546

Rolled 12, 18 = 30 (2d20)

>>37766546
GO!

>>37766546
Hey Merc, you do know that rolling with a trip on actually subtly influences the rollers seed generator?

>>37766572
Well shit.

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>>37766606

>>37766667
Yep, a while back anons did statistical analysis of a QM's posts when rolling dice and regular anon posts rolling dice, there were some interesting results, I'll see if I can find the archive of the thread.

>>37766546
You break cover and fire off a grenade from your rifle. You see the grenade arc through the air and hit one of the automated launchers, detonating it like a firework. Unfortunately, you don't have a lot of time to revel in your victory, as one of the other launchers gets a bead on you and fires. The grenade slams into your chest like a baseball, knocking you back. Realizing that you only had seconds to act, you immediately drop to the ground right as the grenade explodes. The concussion hits you like a brick wall, but thankfully you manage to avoid the worst of the blast and your armor absorbs the rest.

Didn't mean it didn't hurt like hell, though.

You spit out a mouthful of blood and slowly get back up to your feet as the grenade turrets begin trying to aim at you again.

>Keep fighting.
>Make a run for it.
>Request some help from Morgan.
>Other

>>37766732
>Request some help from Morgan

>>37766732
>>Keep fighting.

>>37766732
>>Request some help from Morgan.

>>37766732
>Keep fighting.

>>37766732
>>Keep fighting

Morgan''s our trump card.

>>37766732
>Keep fighting

Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)

>>37766732
You scowl as you load a fresh grenade into your launcher. You were going to have some serious words with Fatty when you got to him. SERIOUS WORDS.

And a rough beating, too.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37766951
Rolling

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37766951

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37766951

>>37766963
>>37766965
>>37766973
Perfectly average.

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>>37766951
You fire off your grenade launcher again, hitting the second launcher and exploding it. The third one fires, exploding a few feet away from you and showering you with dirt and shrapnel. You grimace and whip out your rocket launcher, taking careful aim. The targeting system chimes with a positive lock and you fire, your missile lancing right into the launcher and annihilating it.

"Oh, so it looks like you're packing some firepower as well!" Fatman giggles. "Good, good! That will make things more interesting!"

"K-Zwolf, Rochelle, PLEASE tell me you've found a way inside."

"Well, we found the backdoor." Rochelle says. "The problem is that it's wired, and I'm not sure if I can disarm it safely."

>Just trigger it from a safe distance and get in. Fatty doesn't intend to play nice.
>Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it.
>Okay, fall back for now then.
>Other

>>37767226
>>Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it.

>>37767226
>>Just trigger it from a safe distance and get in. Fatty doesn't intend to play nice.

>>37767226
>Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it.

>>37767226
>>Okay, fall back for now then.

>>37767226
>>Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it.

>>37767226
>>Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it.

>>37767226
"Turn on your feed. Let me have a look at it." You say as you limp your way towards the front doors of the factory.

"Got it." Rochelle says and you see a small holographic overlay pop up in front of you. You can see things from Rochelle's point of view, and you can see a really nasty wire trap rigged on the back door, which would trigger if you opened it too far wide.

"Can we just cut the wire?" Rochelle asks.

"That's not going to work." You shake your head. "Too simple. He would have thought of that."

"Any ideas, then?" Rochelle asks.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37767463

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37767463

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>37767463

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37767463

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37767463

>>37767469
Goddammit, this is really not Sparky's day. Can we star power that?

>>37767469

fuck

>>37767469
welp time to burn a SP

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>>37767469
I have no words

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>>37767469
Well, that's certainly not good! Would you like to use a STAR POWER on that?

You currently have 2 points.

>Y
>N

>>37767540
>Y

>>37767540
>Y

>>37767540
>>Y

>>37767540
>Y
I don't think we have much of a choice here.

>>37767540
>Y
Because critfailing bomb disposal is never good.

>>37767540
>Y

>>37767540
>Y

>>37767540
>>N
Let's spice things up a bit.

>>37767540

Y

The joke is that Sparky tells the rest of them to just blow it up from a distance.

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>>37767540
>STAR POWER POINT USED!
>1 point remaining!

"Okay, most likely he's got an electric current set running through that wire, so that when you cut it, it'll trigger the bomb." You say as you vaguely recall how Fatman constructed his bombs. "If you got a couple of batteries..."

And in just a couple of minutes, you walk Rochelle through rigging a couple of batteries to the wire before cutting it. You hold your breath as K-Zwolf carefully cuts the wire, and you sigh in relief when nothing happens.

"Thank god that worked." You chuckle.

"Wait, you mean you didn't know if it was going to work or not?!" Rochelle asks incredulously.

"Yeah, well, bomb defusal is not an exact science." You concede.

"Wonderful." Rochelle sighs. "Anyways, we're moving in. We'll keep you updated."

"And watch out for more traps."

"Yeah, I know."

You continue on into the factory building itself.

"HAHAHAHA! NOW ONTO THE NEXT CHALLENGE!" Fatman cackles.

And then you hear it. The loud THUMPING of something very large walking towards you. That's when you see an ED-209 battle robot stomp in. Where the hell did he get that? And WHAT THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO DO WITH BOMB MAKING!?

"Are you sure you're just testing my bombmaking, or are you just trying to straight up kill me?" You shout as you dash for cover.

"What's the difference?" Fatman giggles.

Oh my god you were going to KILL this fat fuck when you got to him.

>Rocket Launcher time!
>Have Morgan assist.
>Try to evade it.
>Other

>>37767798
>>Rocket Launcher time!

>>37767798
>>Try to evade it.
Hopefully, it's a crappy early model filled with bugs.

>>37767798
>Rocket Launcher time!
>Have Morgan assist.

>>37767798

RAWKITS

>>37767798
>Rocket Launcher time!
Someone ordered a ROCKET fired with IMPOSSIBLE ACCURACY in BULLET TIME? (Oh yeah!)

>>37767798
>Rocket Launcher time!
Boom for the boom god!

>>37767798
>Rocket Launcher time!

RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

>>37767798
>>Rocket Launcher time!

>>37767798
>Rocket Launcher Time!
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR

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Needs more Broducer.

>>37767953
But our producer doesn't know how to cook.

>>37767798
Okay, it was ROCKET LAUNCHER TIME. You see the ED-209 slowly trundle its way towards you. They weren't exactly known for their mobility.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>37768010

>>37768014
Ha

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37768010

Oh well, let's see what we can do.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37768010

>>37768014
sigh...

first roll of this thread I do and its a fucking 1, sorry for wasting another SP...

>>37768014
>>37768020
>>37768027
But the snow never happen.

>>37768014
There goes all our SP.

>>37768014
This is not Sparky's day, at all.

>>37768029
Grave shame and dishonor.

>>37768029
>>37768036
Or, or we can just not use SP.

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>>37768014

>>37768050
and get Sparky killed?

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>>37768014
Man, what a round of bad luck!

Would you like to STAR POWER that?

You only have 1 point left!

>Y
>N

>>37768073
>>N

>>37768073
>Y

>>37768073

>>37768073
>Y

>>37768097
uhh...

>>37768073
>N

>>37768073
>Y
sigh, its fucking Falynn all over again...

>>37768073
>Y

>>37768073
>Y

>>37768097
shit I thought i did it correcty

Wheres a drawfag when you need them?

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>>37768073
>STAR POWER POINT USED
>0 points remain

You crack off a rocket from your launcher and watch it whistle away into the air. The missile hits the ED-209 straight on, blowing it into countless pieces.

"What... you brought a ROCKET LAUNCHER with you!?" Fatman yells incredulously.

"Says the guy who brought a fucking WARBOT." You retort. "Like, who the fuck does that?!"

"Fine, FINE! We'll settle this once and for all!" Fatman sputters. "The roof! Now!"

You see a ladder lower down. With no other choice, you start climbing up. Eventually, you reach the roof of the factory. A flat concrete pad with a number of AC units and vents being the only things providing any sort of cover. Across from the roof, you could see Fatman standing there smugly, with a tied up and bored look Rin right behind him.

"SO YOU FINALLY SHOW YOURSELF!" Fatman cackles.

"Well, yeah, you're the one who called me here!"

"You really don't have any idea what you're doing, do you?" Rin narrows her eyes.

"Sh-shut up!" Fatman blubbers. "This is the trigger for the bomb vest! It will also go off if my heart stops!"

"Okay, so what do you want?" You sigh.

"One final duel between us!" Fatman grins. "You win, and I let your friend go. If I win, you'll have to be by my side forever!"

Ugh. UGH.

>All right, let's dance, then.
>Morgan? Taser round, please.
>Other

>>37768073

This isn't bad luck, IT'S THE FUTURE WE CHOSE

>Y

>>37768262
>>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768262
>>All right, let's dance, then.

>>37768262
>>All right, let's dance, then.

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.
Not even worth having a duel

>>37768264
You're late and unfunny.

>>37768262
>All right, let's dance, then.

>>37768262
>>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768262

OH GOD, NO, NOTTO DISU SHITTU AGAIN

>>MORGAN, TASE HIM TO NEAR-DEATH

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768262
>All right, let's dance, then.

I'd vote for the taser round, but won't that stop his heart momentarily, which would set off the bomb vest?

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.
If you shoot him in the face it'll hurt!

>>37768262
>>All right, let's dance, then.

Anyone else wants to introduce Sparky to one of P-san relatives?

Preferably one from a demo unit.

>>37768262
>>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768262
>>All right, let's dance, then.

>>37768297
>but won't that stop his heart momentarily
no? Tasers don't stop your heart, they just electrocute you, if they stopped your heart you would need CPR every single time you tasered someone

if they stopped your heart, cops wouldn't use them, they would just shoot you because odds are you would be just as likely to die

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please

>>37768262
>>All right, let's dance, then.

I want this thread to go on a little longer.

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.
not even worth our time

>>37768315

I was under the impression that a taser basically disrupts muscles (like the heart) in a way that simulates the start of a heart attack. It varies from making the heart pump erratically to plain stopping during the actual electrical discharge.

That's not even going into the possibility of him actually having a full-blown cardiac arrest, which I'd worry is likely with this idiot.

If that's not correct, my apologies, but there's a reason why cops are becoming less taser-happy and just as often wrestle them down nowadays, oldschool.

>>37768407
a taser shot isn't high enough amperage to damage the heart unless you have heart conditions or a weak heart, otherwise its just voltage shocking muscles

they are safer than you might think

>>37768407
>but there's a reason why cops are becoming less taser-happy and just as often wrestle them down nowadays, oldschool.
Yeah, because dipshits and cunts in murika sue the cops for doing their job and tasing their retarded asses when they resist.

>>37768424
Fatman might have a weak heart though, also he likes Sparky...so she might break his heart.

>>37768424

Sure doesn't seem so, considering the warnings that even the manufacturers are plastering all over their tasers...

>>37768262
>Morgan? Taser round, please.

>>37768442
you hit someone with 50k volts and then pump 5k volts into them every second, of course it has warnings all over it, they essentially lock up your body

>>37768442
that's more to cover their own asses than anything else, tasers are far more safe than people think and will be a trusted part of a policeman's arsenal for a long time

>>37768453
>they essentially lock up your body

I guess I'm concerned that in his idiocy, Fatman's deadman switch will trigger when he either reacts badly to the taser round, or just plain malfunctions.

Eh, I'm fine with the taser I guess, just surprised everyone is so quick to tase him and take him lightly. Stupidity can be unpredictable.

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>>37768262
Christ, this guy wasn't even worth your time. Honestly. Plus he was dumb enough to do this whole little charade on the roof. Like, seriously, why?

"Morgan, taser round, please."

"Gladly." Your Russian friend says a bit happily. Must've started getting bored.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37768506

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37768506

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37768506

DICE PLS

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>37768506

>>37768523
aaand you shutout my 17... fuck this thread

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>>37768523
god damn it Morgan

>>37768536
Morgan has made like 1 good shot this entire quest.

>>37768511
Well thats an 11 with her trait, but still utterly mediocre.

>>37768546
you have not been following this quest haven't you?

She' been consistently decent.

>>37768585
She's been mediocre if we're being generous, being decent for a single thread or two our of 62 does not make her decent, it makes her atrocious.

>>37768599
she wasn't even here for all 62 treads or use her sniping skills.

>>37768611
and? how many threads has she been in and how many threads has she performed decently or better in?

>>37768617
quite a lot actually.

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>>37768506
You see Fatman flinch as he's hit with a taser round from Morgan's rifle. Unfortunately, it's not quite on target and instead hits his thick EOD armor.

"GAAAAAH!" Fatman roars. Even with his armor, it doesn't fully insulate him against the electrical discharge and he spasms and twitches violently.

Now was your chance!

>Get Rin to safety.
>Take down Fatman
>Other

>>37768631
yeah no thats not a number

>>37768634
>>Get Rin to safety.

>>37768634
>>Get Rin to safety.
throw the vest on him and run

>>37768634
>Get Rin to safety

>>37768634
> Get Rin to safety.

>>37768634
>>Get Rin to safety.
>>37768638
Taking down a weapon's truck
>Shooting a mercenary thief
>Defeating her cousins
>Defeating her uncle
>Defeating P-san's Newphew
those are the ones that come into mind.

>>37768262
>All right, let's dance, then.
Tasers are electric so it might cause any sensors to go of , not taking the chance.

>>37768726
a little late there anon

>>37768734
yeah forgot to turn the auto update on
>>37768634
>Get Rin to safety.

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>>37768634
You decide to take the chance to get Rin to safety while Fatman was incapacitated. You sprint past him and make a run for Rin.

"FINALLY." Rin rolls her eyes. "I hope you know how to get this thing off?"

"Um, maybe." You say a bit uncertainly. "Uhhhh, let me just check this thing real fast.

You kneel down to check on the vest. You know that the vest was definitely rigged to blow if you tried to take it off. Now, maybe you could try disarming it. However, the quicker way would be to just to jam all wireless signals, that way you could get her away and disarm the thing later. Hopefully.

>Try to disarm it now.
>Have K-Zwolf jam all signals.
>Other

>>37768755
>>Have K-Zwolf jam all signals.

>>37768755
>Try to disarm it now.
"Blow up on loss of signal" seems like the exact sort of thing you include with a deadman's switch

>>37768755
>Try to disarm it now.

>>37768755
>Try to disarm it now

>>37768755
>>Try to disarm it now.

>>37768755
>>Try to disarm it now.
DEADMAN SWITCH -> No Signal = BOOM

>>37768755
>>Try to disarm it now.

If we catastrophically fail to defuse the bomb, I would suggest we pull the bomb off Rin and try to shied her from the explosion with our body, I'm not sure Clover entertainment would recover if their 1# idol was disfigured or killed.

>>37768798
>as if Merc will kill his characters.

>>37768755
>Try to disarm it now.

Also might want to give Morgan a heads up to zap Fatman again or shoot him where it hurts if he recovers fast enough to be a threat.

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>>37768755
"Damn damn damn." You grumble as you dig through all the little wires and components making up the vest. "Crunch time, Sparky."

"Are... are you talking to yourself?" Rin asks.

"Yes, that's what happens when I get stressed!" You grunt.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37768861

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37768861

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>37768861

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>37768861

>>37768869
Huh, when /tg/ rolls when it counts, they sure make it count....

>>37768869
woot, I guess that makes up for rolling one of those 1's earlier

I say we bank it

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>>37768869
Well! Do you want to convert this crit to STAR POWER?

You currently have 0 points.

>Y
>N

>>37768884
N

>>37768884
>Y

>>37768884
Y
All the way to the Bank

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>>37768869
That's another "when it counts" roll, I swear /tg/

>>37768884
>Y
Our luck is awful

>>37768884
>N

I hope fatman will get his ass beat by P-san.

>>37768884
>Y

Bank it!

>>37768884
>Y

>>37768894 <me
While i'd realy like to see what would happen on the crit, We need the SP.

>>37768884
Now we know who the Admiral is for Merc's Kancolle quest...

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>>37768923
Honestly, I kinda want to see this guy as Admiral. He'd be an... amusing choice, at least.

>>37768932
....Nah, I prefer masochistic admiral or Macho admiral

Though I hope we star as Alice again.

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>>37768884
>STAR POWER GAINED
>You now have 1 point!

Fortunately, you manage to see though Fatman's design, and swiftly cute the correct blue wire to disable the bomb vest's trigger. You toss it away and take Rin's hand, dragging her to the edge of the roof.

"Better hurry, he's starting to recover." Morgan warns you. "I don't have line of sight for another shot."

"Don't worry." You grunt as you head for the edge. "Rochelle, you in position?"

"Ready and waiting." She assures you.

"Good. Catch!" You yell as you pick up Rin and toss her off the roof. Rin makes the cutest squeak as she drops to the ground, only to be caught by Rochelle in the neck of time.

"W-wait!" You hear Fatman sputter. "We still have a score to settle!"

>Okay, let's finish it, then.
>No, YOU have a score to settle. I don't give a shit.
>Other

>>37768956
>No, YOU have a score to settle. I don't give a shit.
>Blow his ass up anyway.

>>37768956
>Okay, let's finish it, then.

>>37768956
>>Okay, let's finish it, then.
Just shoot him in the face

>>37768961

Second this.

>>37768956
>>Okay, let's finish it, then.

>I have to meet with my boyfriend soon.

Let's mess with his head.

>>37768956
>Other
Damn right we do, nobody messe with my friends.

>>37768963
This. Shoot his stupid ass.

>>37768969
*messes
and we got to make him pay.
Death of a 1000 explosions?

>>37768956
>>Okay, let's finish it, then.

>>37768956
>Just shoot him
Pretty much like >>37768961 and >>37768963

>>37768963
>>37768980
>>37768990
Just shooting him would be far to quick and kind

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>>37768956
"Okay, let's finish this, then." You roll your eyes. Seriously, this was taking SO much time out of your perfectly good day.

>Just shoot him.
>Have Morgan shoot him.
>Give him a taste of his own medicine.
>Other

>>37769029
>>Give him a taste of his own medicine.


We bomber girl

>>37769029
>Just shoot him.

>>37769029
>Other
>Get into meelee
>plaster him with a buttton of c4
>blow him to kingdom come

>>37769029
>Give him a taste of his own medicine.

>>37769029
>>Just shoot him.
In the knee then
>Give him a taste of his own medicine.

>>37769029
>Call Teach
>WE'RE GOING TO BURY WHAT'S LEFT OF YA IN A SOUP CAN

>>37769029
>>Give him a taste of his own medicine.

>>37769029
>Give him a taste of his own medicine.

>>37769029
>Show him the true meaning of UNLIMITED EXPLOSIVES.

>>37769029
>call Teach
>attach a bomb to a cellphone
>throw it at the fatty

>>37769029

>>Give him a taste of his own medicine.
And record it to show teach.

>>37769029
>Just shoot him.

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>>37769029
"Here, Fatty, catch!" You say, picking up the discarded bomb vest and throwing it at Fatman, who instinctively catches it.

"W-hat?!" He blinks, confused.

"You know, while I was disarming the trigger, I figured out the control signal you were using and cloned it." You grin as you press a key on your phone. "I suppose it was nice seeing you, but we all gotta say our farewells someday, right?"

"You-"

Fatman never gets a chance to finish. You hit a key on your phone and the bomb vest explodes, instantly vaporizing your hated rival and leaving nothing but a charred hole in the roof.

Teach would be so proud of you.

With the threat over, NEMO comes down to pick you all up. However, on the ride home, you notice that Rin was looking a bit displeased.

"Something wrong, Rin?" You ask.

"I was hoping the Producer would come rescue me." She pouts.

You can't help but laugh.

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Don't forget PJ Witches on Sunday and Ace Combat on Friday!

>>37769169
thanks for the thread Merc

awww i wanted to roll for that.
anyway thank you for running

>>37769169
Thanks for the run. Rin's crush on the producer is so cute

>>37769169
Just caught the end of it. Rin is best hostage. Thanks, Merc!

>>37769169
Aww, Poor Rin. It was a nice end though.

BTW I'm curious since we went through Melissa and Sparky, did they have those coupon thing, Cole, Rochelle and Morgan had?

What did they use them for?

>>37769169
>Rin wants something she can never have

>>37769169

I thought i would bring this up now since the thread is over.

>did Melissa use her P-san Coupon?

Also add Sparky too.

Also Merc will we be doing something for Valentine's day?

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>>37769241
Possibly! As for the coupons...

Melissa asked for one of Producer's arms... as a back up, of course! Totally not for any other impractical reason!

Sparky made the Producer promise to let her blow up a building of her choice sometime in the future.

>>37769288
>Melissa asked for one of Producer's arms... as a back up, of course! Totally not for any other impractical reason!

Oh how lewd.

>>37769288
>colelearnshowtopleasurerin.jpg

>>37769288
Did Fatman like Sparky?

Also how did he capture Rin in the first place, I thought she had security detail?