>>37699284
>Talk to the port workers

>>37699321
I'll second this to get the show moving, 'cus DAYUM it's empty in here.

Shame I'm gonna head to sleep within the hour

>>37699284
>>Talk to the port workers

You decide to stick around the port, walking up to the closest group of resting workers and casually taking a seat.

No one comments on you joining the group, other than a few casual glances.

You let them continue on with their conversation for a time being. They all seem incredibly relaxed, a freedom you don't see much in PTO space hangs about the whole place.

After a while of listening to them talking about nothing, you clear your throat, cutting in to the conversation with...

>Write in

>>37699443
"Where does a gal have to go to get laid here?"

>>37699443
>"Do you know any bar space travelers can have fun ?"

"You people know anywhere a gal can have fun around here?" You ask.

One off the natives, a fat purple creature, leans forward. "Sure, I'll show you over to the New Mix. It's the towns best bar!"

You shrug, standing to follow the fat man through the streets. His breath huffing every so often with the effort of keeping ahead of you and ocassionally glancing at a time readout.

He gestures grandly at a surprisingly elegant building for a bar. The one's your used to are dingy, cold hole in the walls, but this one seems to be a proper club and everything.

You take a step in the door, turning on the fat creature.

>That will be all
>Write in

>>37699550
>Come on in and grab a drink! On me.

Drunk infodump is go.

>>37699561
this

fuck, for how many votes this got, thread is dead

You give it a grin, "Come on in and grab a drink.It'll be on me."

The fat thing looks unsure, looking at it's timer again, before following you inside.

The inside is mostly dark, with purpe lights shining up from the floor, a quiet techno beat thumping in the background.

You ask the native what's good to drink. "Uhhh, Moric Cider is pretty good, got a nice blend to it."

"Two of those then." You order the barkeep, as you loom well over the counter top, as well as anything else in the building.

The barkeep scribbles down a tab for you, before sliding the bottles to you. The Metomoran downs his in one go, desperately looking at his timer as he does.

You sip yours, curiously watching, as the last drops empty out from his. He promptly slams the bottle down, gasping for air. Then with a quiet belch, and a shining light, the fat man becomes two skinny muscular ones of the same height, but clearly different individuals, split apart.

"Just in time." One laughs.

"Yeah..." The other finishes, "Two drinks for the price of one. Thanks lady."

You shut your jaw, pretending it hadn't dropped at the act.

>Write in

>>37699675
"And suddenly, you have my attention. Explain."

>>37699675
"Nice power you got there. So, anything around here worth paying a visit?"

>>37699711
this

You lean down, squinting at the two of them. "And suddenly you have my full attention. Explain!" You bark suddenly.

The one on the left jumps upright, standing practically at attention, the one on the right jumping back, cowering behind the corner of the bar.

"Uh- this I mean... that is to say... do your people not do this?" The one closest to you stammers. "All the races we've come in contact with have mastered the art of fusion."

You cock your head at that last word. "Fusion? Never heard of it. Go on, I'm waiting."

The one speaking looks helplessly to his friend, gulping loudly as you let your power flare a little. "It's- it's a long held sacred tradition... the fusing of two minds and bodies into one, I'm not sure you could handle such an sacred-"


"You were using it to make cargo movement easier." You cut him off, placing a hand on top of his head, "Don't lie to me."

He gulps one last time. "I- uhhh, please don't break my butt." He shields his face, trying to shake himself free of your grip to no avail.

>Write in

>>37699847
"You leave me little recourse. Tell me everything or I'll destroy you and see what the next guy has to say. And so on...

>>37699847
"Tell me everything you know about 'fusion' or say goodbye to your butt."

>>37699847
Tell me or you'll be missing your ass in a few seconds.

You smile, exposing your fangs now as you lift the native in the air, "Tell me everything about this 'fusion' or you'll be missing an ass in a few seconds."

You can pracitcally smell the fresh wave of fear roll off him now, as he freezes, his friend and the barkeep both running for the door.

You shake the native in your grip again, "Talk!"

"Fu-fusion is a complic-c-cated process where two souls combine, they have to be of equal power and near equal height before they can do so. And there's a long c-complicated throught process you have to achieve, which I haven't even mastered, it's why our fused form is so big!"

You shake him again, "Tell me how!" You bark.

The native is crying now, "I don't know! Really! All I know is that pulling it off properly is a power multiplier. Quite a significant one too. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

>What do?

>>37699847
>>37699886
Seconded

Damn you run to early chuckles

>>37700021
Fine, Tell me where someone who has mastered fusion might be. And clean yourself up.

>>37700021
Welp lets see if Teito or Risel is near by. Well match their power lebel md practise this fusion. Power is power.

>>37700021
"Reeeallly... 'significant' huh? Consider your ass out of jeopardy for now, and tell me where I can find someone who can do this properly."

>>37700021
"Tell you what? You tell me where I find whoever know how to pull it off and I'll be on my way. I'll even pay you another drink

You slam a fist into the bartop, "Tell me where I can find someone competent and you get off the hook!"

The alien pales to a light blue, "I, uh, the, uh, the Grand Library, it's about a ten minute walk away."

You nod, tossing him to the ground, he slides away through the dark, squeaking on the linoleum floor as he slides away. "Tell no one." You order, "And feel free to take another drink. For your troubles of course."

You're out a back door in a second, standing in an alleyway, you quickly take to the air, landing on the building top. You can pick out this 'Grand Library' in a second, a huge castle like building, with bookish types flooding in and out.

Clipping on your scouter, you notice Risel's already inside. But are unable to sense Teito, her power must be dimmed so low that she fits in the crowd.

>What do?

>>37700297
Walk in like a normal person see what Risel is up too.

>>37700297
Grab Risel. Look for fusion instruction. Bubbly sweet Kabu is go.

>>37700297
>>37700307
This

>>37700297
>>37700307
Agreed.

Also why you have to run this so early chuckles?! I love you but I have class in an hour man.

>>37700428
It's going on midnight for me which is almost as bad.

>>37700428
Heh I don't have class for..4 hours! So I'll only have to leave in 3!

>>37700428
I am off of work today so I can stay for the duration!

You quickly jump back down to the alley, emerging at a walking pace, you pick your way through the light crowd towards the library.

Dipping into a corner again, you track down Risel with your scouter, finding her on the third floor, legs curled up under her, sitting in a dome chair that wraps over her head and sides, engrossed in some book or another.

She happens to glance up, spotting you, "Oh, Kabu!" She breams, turning the book to you, "Did you know these people harvest moss for their cider? Fascinating isn't it?"

You resist the urge to spit, as Risel pulls the book back to read, "They're a strange species, that's for sure. They've culturally dominated a lot of the planets in the nearby systems, passing down some dancing... technique? The book doesn't explain it well." She shrugs flipping the page again, "Awwww, look at this thing! It's sooooo cute!"

She's showing you a picture of what seems to be a local species of dog, pure snowy white and the size of one of your pod ships.

>Write in

>>37700481
Lovely. We'll look at them later. But now is time for.. trai- Learning! We're going to learn the local technique! First we must find a teacher!

Those are things she likes probably.

>>37700481
Their "dance" is a technique that fuses two people together. I already figured it out. Also yes that ball of meat is rather cute. have you seen Teito? Want all of us to be there when we find the master so we can learn the fusion dance thing.

>>37700481
>>37700509
Seconding this guy, also tell her we'll look into getting clifford later.

>>37700481
>>37700509
Seconded

You grunt a little," Lovely. We'll be sure to go look at those later, but for now, we should tr- learn, I mean, about some of the local techniques. We should find a teacher."

Risel looks up at you confused at that, "But... you always say that I shouldn't bother to learn other techniques, that the Saiyan arts are the best.

You shrug again, "I've reconsidered it, and perhaps we could use some adaptation now and again."

Risel frowns a little at that, but stands, tucking the book away on a shelf. "I suppose we could ask the librarian guy? He seems to know a lot."

You gesture for her to lead the way, as she points to the ground floor. Eventually, after weaving through a winding couple of hallways, she points to an old looking Native, wrinkles set deep into his skin.

"Ah the outsider girl!" He greets Risel with a smile. "Good to see you again, and I see you brought a friend. Is there something I can help with?"

"Um... yes." Risel starts, "We were hoping to learn about your culture's techniques?"

The old man laughs, "Ah, the Fusion Dance is it?" He turns, running an eye up and down you, "And what makes you two so worthy of our secret technique?" He asks

>Write in

>>37700707
Because you had two dock workers using it to move crates. Furthermore you sue it to to culturally dominate other planets. I doubt it's so much a secret as a technique you hand out when someone jumps through the hoops you want them to jump through. I'm Saiyan teach me and I wont wreck your planet.

>>37700707

"I saw two guys use it to move stuff around, and they admitted they didn't even do it properly. Don't you think we at least will respect the technique ?"

>>37700707
>>37700737
>>37700740
Either or.

>>37700707
I've got two reasons right here.

*raise fists*

>>37700707
Go through all the thoughts in your head of crushing him where he stands, obliterating the library to show our power, ect, ect.

Grit your teeth and stare him dead in the face, "Because we love eachother."

>>37700707

I'll second this one: >>37700740

Unless those dock workers are some great heroes on the down-swing, it might be fairly common knowledge.

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>>37700857
No anon, they're heros Because they're Dock Workers.
Neva Forget

You stare down at him, "It's no secret technique, I saw two dock workers abusing it, poorly I might add, just to make their job a little easier."

The old Metamoran laughs at that, "Ah, you figured it our before hand then? Yes, yes, it's common knowledge among our people. I was just checking to see if you'd react violently. If you had... well, I wouldn't have taught you. No matter what." His eyes twinkle with mirth, before he spins on the spot. "Very well, follow me to the gardens."

He stops on the way, calling to an assistant, "Matthias, be a good boy and come help me demonstrate something." A younger looking bookish alien with lighter skin runs out with you.

"So how does it work?" Risel asks, "I'm still not even sure what it is."

The old man laughs, "It might be easier if we just show you, my girl. Matthias?"

The boy startles, looking from you to the old man, "R-right, yes."

The two stand side to side, a few steps apart, before suddenly striking a dramatic pose, arms to the side, before side stepping towards each other, swinging a knee inwards and their arms out again, before arching inwards, bringing their extended fingertips together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_JZGChymQ

With a flash of light, the two merge into one, his skintone a cross of the two originals, neither young nor old now. "You see, now we are one, I am Liettas."

"Liettas?" You ask, unimpressed with the name.

"Exactly correct." The fused metamoran nods. "This form lasts for thirty minutes before you split apart, needing an hour before you can fuse again. Taking too much damge or using too much energy will also deplete the form, so be wary of that." He coughs, looking at you, then Risel. "Now you."

Risel looks to you, nervously swinging her arms out to the side, and unclipping her scouter.

>Try it out, Roll a d20
>This is stupid, I don't need this trick
>Find Teito, she and Risel can learn it together.

>>37700992
>Try it out, Roll a d20

>>37700992
>Try it out, Roll a d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37700992
>Try it out, Roll a d20
"Eh, why not. I always though you could do with a bit of my seriousness."

>>37700992

>Find Teito, she and Risel can learn it together.

Then it's our turn. Just to make sure all parties involved know what's up.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37700992
Uh.. if we roll while voting>>37701022
Here's my roll

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37700992
>Try it out, Roll a d20

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37701024
>>37700992

>>37701050
About what's expected. Saiyans are notoriously bad at this.

>>37701068
Risel isn't very saiyan though. So that might help.

Sighing at the stupidity of the pose, you strike it, "Now think of two mighty rivers, coursing down a mountainside, parralel but seperate." The fused native instructs, "And as you flow through the motions, imagine they intersect, flowing into one larger river, even stronger than before."

You roll your eyes, barely even thinking about it, you run through the motions , the old man and boy performed, tapping your fingers together with Risel's.

You feel an electric current down your spine, as something pulls you towards Risel, dragging you into her. Something blinds you for a few seconds, before you blink, feeling something pressing agasint your mind as you look out through your eyes, your limbs feeling leaden and weak.

It sounds like Risel is talking to you, but her words are muffled, as if through thick glass.

Loking down, you find the vest, pants and covering over your breasts, but your form is stick thin, starved looking, your arms little more than bone and your stomach almost concave.

"What in the HFIL have you done?" You rasp at the old man, failing to raise a threatening fist. Your voice is strange, higher pitched underneath the rasping.

The old man just laughs. "Looks like one of you didn't follow the instructions properly, didn't let their ki flow. I can guess which one of you it was."

>What do?

>>37701191
Wait quietly for this form to wear off.

>>37701191
When will this wear off? Wiat for it too wear off then get Teito to try it.

>>37701191
Who did what wrong?

Is there any way to cancel out a fusion like this at will?

>>37701191
I've got it. Before we fuse.. we think motherly thoughts and have Risel do the same.

>>37701326
When we fuse with Tieto we think of combat violence? Or looking pretty?

With an annoyed growl, you slowly sag to the ground, waiting for it to wear off, your knees and elbow joints crack loudly as you ease to the floor.

"Ebbing flow of energy, remember that, try again." The fused alien reminds you. "Come find me when you get it." The alien wanders off into the library again.

Eventually, with a sensation like having an arm torn out, you and Risel seperate, leaving both of you panting on the floor, feeling exhausted.

"That was terrible!" Risel groans, sitting upright and knuckling her eyes, as you flex some strenght back into your fingers.


>Try again, roll d20
>Find Teito
>Other

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>37701480
>Try again, roll d20

>>37701480
Agreed. Should we find Teito or keep at it? Normally I'd just order you to keep at it, but I don't think doing that would help this time.

>>37701480
>Try again, roll d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>37701480
>>37701513
Also.. think the same thoughts. Motherly shit she's good at that. Try to match her power level..

>>37701521
>Writes in shit we should probably do
>Gets 20.

Fuck Yes.

>>37701521
Well fuck do this

"We should give it one more go." You tell her, striking the pose, dimming your power down to a level near hers.

You take a deep breath, emptying your mind, all but for the thoughts of a river, and the affection you hold for Risel. "Focus on our bond." You tell her, swinging your arms out. "Fuuuu-

"-Sion" Risel echoes you.

"HA!"

With another flash of light, and with a gentler tugging this time, you feel yourself and Risel slide into one another, feeling your conciousness meld with hers, feeling her passive gentle nature clash with your own violent one.

Then you blink, staring out of new eyes, you look down, your body changed. You feel lighter, your proportions changed, and even the colour and length of your tail, all subtly different, but feeling correct.

"We did it!" You hear Risel cheer, a sunny sensation pushing into your brain, You and Risel open your mouth together, "Now, we are the mighty warrior queen, Kabel!" With an urge from Risel, the two of you jump in the air, punching with excitement, laughing with a genuineness you haven't felt in years.

"See Kabu? We're the best!" Risel laughs in your mind.

"Yes, dear. We are good." You chuckle back.

You stretch the new body a little, running it through it's paces, your new strength and speed almost shocking, as you zip into the sky, racing no one but yourself, before landing again.

>What do?

>>37701642
Go see the native.

>>37701642
Go see the native then find Teito, lord knows what trouble she's in.

>>37701642
Find Teito show off!

>>37701642

Can we use the scouter to scan ourselves?

You head inside, looking around for the fused native, only to nearly stumble over the bookish boy the librarian fused with.

"We uh... wore off. Librarian's that way." He points up a flight of stairs, "Second on the left."

You follow his directions to a small office, finding the old man laughing with a young female?.... you think, it has male proportions, but has the chest covering of a female.

"I'll be going then." the younger native bids goodbye, "She looks serious."

The old Librarian stokes his chin,"Oh, you actually did it properly?" Was expecting that to take a few weeks. Or you to give up." He shrugs. "Oh well, good on you for picking up a new little trick. Make sure to remember proper ki flow and eat your vegetables, that'll be all."

He waves you out the door dismissively, not even getting out of his chair.

You cross your arms, standing in the doorway.

>What do?

>>37701954
Find Teito. See how long it takes her to figure out who we are.

>>37701954
How long does it last? Check our power level with the scouter. Find Teito, Show off.

>>37701954
Find Teito, having this planet be not destroyed might be useful for when we find other saiyans. Besides not really worth the effort and we've got places to be PTO to kill. Also find Teito.

>>37701954
It's a pretty commonplace thing for them. Might be akin to riding a bicycle or rubbing your stomach while patting your head.

Go find Teito and surprise her with this new amalgamation. See what our current power level is with our scouter while we try to go find her.

>>37701976

It lasts about 30 minutes. It might be shorter if we expend too much energy or if we get hit too hard while fused.

>>37701954
>>What do?

Let's find Teito.

>>37701954
Find Teito.
>>37701998
Actually it may be better to destroy it so the Technique dies. We'll be the only ones that know it.

>>37701954
Show him proper Ki flow by making a ball of it fall right through his desk leaving a burning hole. Fuck that guy and his chair.

>>37702055
These guys will speedbump the PTo and be a thorn in their ass. Worth the day of not killing.

>>37702072
Will they though?

>>37701954
Killing is fun and makes our new technique rare. Win win

>>37702055

I'm not sure if you noticed the part where they culturally subjucate other planets by teaching them the technique, but I feel like I should point out we'd have to burn down the entire system before we'd get any results on that part. And that's assuming we want to go full Frieza over something where one guy who knows the dance might escape and, well, become our sworn nemesis or some such.

tl;dr: Don't be a Frieza.

>>37702058
Fuck no. We just saw that these people have a way of amplifying their power.
We have other things we need to do here.

>>37702094
We never slaughter anything anymore. We're barely Saiyans. Where is your Pride?

>>37702109
Saving it for the next PTO planet. The are going to hate our monkey asses shortly.

>>37701954
Find Teito, don't start a fight

>>37702109

I'm not saying never to murder anything ever again, I'm saying not to go full Frieza and commit systematic genocide because you fear some race's technique might one day be used against you. Because that worked out just so well for him in the end, didn't it?

>>37702072

It's also possible for more than two people to fuse at once, according to Toriyama. Since these people invented the technique, it's quite possible that there's a sect of people who are skilled enough to do so. 5-10 of these people fusing in such a manner would be a serious threat.

Same thing if they have some warriors who have power levels greater than ours and they fuse. PLs of 10000+ are fairly rare, but not impossible as evidenced by some of the higher-ranking PTO goons.

>>37702055
Let's be honest, anyone much stronger than we are by now would probably be too full of themselves to even bother learning it, and have no allies they could trust to use it with.

>>37702140
Worked out pretty well so far.

>>37702133
You say that but I've got the strangest feeling we're going to go all hugs and cuddles.

You decide to leave the old man be, pocketing your scouter and heading out to the city again, hunting Teito down.

You search around for her all over, drawing more looks now that you're wearing the customary Metomoran clothes.

Eventually you spot her, looking through what seems to be a convenience store window. You enter, Risel sounding worried in your head, but you sneak up behind her.

She's looking at the local variety of beauty goods by the looks of it. "Moss balm, Moss cream, moss- Kais, is there anything not made from moss?" She curses under her breath, unaware of your presence.

>What do?

>>37701191
>wait thirty minutes and try again, cursing the world for this frail experience.
>Don't get violent mad, because no one masters a new technique on the first time.

...decrepit fusion fail is check. Next up will we fail enough for Fat Risel Kabu fusion? Rabu? Kisul?

>>37702166
"Who knows, you might look good with green hair."

>>37702166
>BEHOLD THE ART OF FUSION, TEITO!

>>37702166
>"I think you'd look great with any of it."

Goose her.

>>37702166
"Hey Teito! Look at what we learned!"

>>37702166
Hi Teito guess who?

>>37702203
Goose?

>>37702260
Snag in a grope at her ass.

>>37702260
Touch the butt.

Before you can talk, Risel jumps in, "Teito, LOOK WHAT WE LEARNED!"

She spins, trying to hide a tube of gloss behind her back and looking up and away, "Oh- hey Ris- El...?" She looks back down at you. "What the HFIL?"

Again you start to talk, but Risel jumps in. "Kabu and I learned a technique that lets us fuse our brains and bodies, isn't it neato?"

Teito scratches her neck, walking a small circle around you. "Woah.... it's weird, your a mix of both of you... even your tails are new lengths." She runs a finger up it, sending an electric twitch up your spine.

With that, you feel as if a gentle suction is lifted off your right side, another flash of light and you're alone in your head again, Risel by your side.

"Awww." Risel whines, "Oh well, it's good to be back home." She giggles, stretching her own limbs out again.

Teito nods, "Right, let's uhhh, go outside, right? Away from here, maybe?" She starts shepherding Risel away.

You join them on the street, rolling your neck and getting back into the swing of your own step again.

>Write in

>>37702405
Damn I've got to go to class.

Offer to help her with Cosmetics, also teach Tito the fusion thing.

Fusion smut Chuckles, two brains one orgasm. Possibly Teito/Risel doming Kabu with their combined strength.

>>37702140

Pretty sure we destroyed a city and ate its population just because.

Though I'd be glad it didn't happen again

>>37702405

>Ask if she found anything she liked
>Go discretely buy two nice things as gifts for the girls. They deserve it.

>>37702405
Go get something to eat.

Also this: >>37702496

>>37702455
These guys were useful and helped us get stronger. Reason enough to be merciful and leave in peace.

>>37702405
Helping with cosmetics, then teach Teito fusion in private. We should practice with all combination to make sure we have it dowwn for any situation. We can also check the powerlevel of each combination.

>>37702405
Seconding training, gifts, helping tieto get pretty.

Also smut bin later.

>>37702405
Help Teito with cosmetics, then teach her the fusion technique.

We should learn about the other planets in this region.

>>37702405
See if we can't do triple fusion after we help Tieto master the technique.

>>37702643
Neat

You give Teito a grin, "My dear, would you like a hand picking something out?"

Teito frowns, "No!" She yelps, a little too sharply..

"Okay, you two go find something to eat. "I'll catch up with you shortly." You wave them away, before ducking back into the store.

You buy an electronic reader with a net connection for Risel, now all she needs is a stable connection and she can read anywhere she wants, along with some of the least mossy cosmetics you can find for Teito. You toss them together in a bag, paying for them, before scouting the girls out to a small cafe, where you already hear them ravenously eating from the street.

You laugh, turning your scouter off and walk in, hiding the bag behind your back, you walk up and present each of them with their presents.

Risel claps and thanks you, taking hers eagerly, where Teito just blushes a darker shade, mumbling her own thanks, before setting back into her food with more determination.

You order several meals for yourself as well, rapidly devouring seven Metomorans worth of food with space to spare.

Leaning back to digest, you turn to Teito. "Get ready to practice soon, we'll show you how to do the Fusion Da-"

Teito's head snaps skyward, her scouter being the only one left on, is picking something up.

"Uhhhh, Kabu? I think my scouters found a Saiyan pod." She's fumbling with the zoom button, closing her uncovered eye. "Yep, that's definitely Saiyan, coming right at the planet surface, no signs of slowing."

You can see it now too, flames building around it as it streaks through the atmosphere.

>What do?

>>37702519
>Reason enough to be merciful and leave in peace.
There's also the fact that they're effectively hiding their power levels, and we know enough that they could beat us down.

>>37702752
>pay bill & Investigate, but keep power levels down.

If Broly is already that big...then Freiza just became a thing of the past.

Like within the past few days.

>>37702752
...maybe it's friendly?

>>37702752
Well will the pod smash open if it doesn't stop? If yes save poor unfortunate asshole. If not meet him after he crash. Either way pay the tab and head out. Also if we don't save it keep our pl low for now.

>>37702752
Check it out. Try to see the powerlevel of who ever is inside.

>>37702752

Get a read on the power level of whoever is inside that pod.

>>37702752
Pay our tab, see if we can get a power level reading on the pods occupant.

>>37702778
well to be fair, we have been using a lot of hyperspace, who knows how much time has passed

>>37702752
This >>37702778 >>37702803

You slip away, trying to dip your power as low as possible to pay the tab, before leading the girls out of the restaurant and towards the park Teito projects it will land.

You clip your own scouter on, trying to seek out the pilot inside.

It takes a few minutes to get a proper lock on it, thanks to the old models ability to freeze up, but eventually you get a lock on it.

"Power Level is..... 1300?" What the HFIL kind of Saiyan is this?" You ask the other two.

Theu shrug, before the pod slams into the planetside with a whistling noise. Several Metamorans run screaming away from it, as the pod throws up dirt from it's impact crater.

Peering up out of the bushes, you see what is undoubtedly a Saiyan, clad in brown arm and a flowing mane of jet black hair protruding down his back, sneering around him.

"Run worms, run! Your new ruler has arrived." He cackles, "Double Sunday!" He flicks a hand at a building, blasting a purple energy wave through it.

>What do?

>>37703021
Bum rush him, beat his ass raw, tear off his tail, and steal his shit.

>>37703021
"Aren't you a little young to be the ruler of a planet kid?"

If he get's uppity spank him.

>>37703021
"Hey, we got first dibs!"
Beat him like the weakling that he is.
"And no, girls, he's not good enough for you."

>>37703021
Oh god.

It's Raditz.

Fly up and laugh at him. LAUGH

>>37703021

Surely Raditz isn't dumb enough to try and raze the planet without at least scanning the inhabitants, right?

I mean, surely, with his power level as low as it is in the grand scheme of things, he's not-- who am I kidding? Of course he is. I'd advocate beating his skull in but that would just make him grow stronger and eventually upset canon when Raditz will end up roughly twice as strong when he goes to look for Goku.

>>37703021
Blow his scouter
>laugh at him, intercept attacks
>these people are alright, they treated us nicely.
>Tank his attack, neutralize it with our own aura and ask if he even lifts.

>>37703021
Ha! Raditz.
Tell him you and your group have dibs and smack him around if he gets whiny.

>>37703021
>>37703131

Seconded.

>>37703113
He must have skipped leg day.

No true Saiyan skips leg day.

>>37703086
...
at a time we were about as strong as Raditz. How about we not do that? How about a headlock greeting?

>>37703245
Three to one, an Raditz is... Raditz.

>>37703104
Wouldn't we just star him away? I mean, we need to leave if the PTO is spreading out here.

>>37703131
Sale poster here. Of course we won't beat him up enough that he gets a power boost from it, just enough so he's cowed or a quick well aimed strike to knock him unconscious.

As a note: tempting as it may be, Kabu's worry for how few sayans there are will likely prevent her from outright killing him. He's not enough of a nutjob for it to be necessairy. She'll likely let him off with a warning or something.

>>37703263
Raditz is
> son of the sayian who warned us about Freiza
> brother to the sayian who'll become the strongest
> potential.

You fly up out of the bushes and drift closer. "Cute little attacks you have there boy." You chuckle. He's probably a few years older than the girls, but the look that crosses his face when he sees you is priceless.

"Who the HFIL are you?!" He demands, "And how dare you speak to I, RADITZ, that way!?"

You laugh again, "Choose your words wisely /Raditz/ we're Saiyan women. And we outclass you."

"We'll see about that, uppity bitch!" He growls raising a hand. You notice he doesn't even have his emerald green scouter turned on.

This is going to be fun.

You rush forward, just as he screams, "Saturday Crush!" A pink beam streams over your shoulder, but Teito bats it aside with a quick slap, sending it ricocheting into another building, which topples in a firey explosion.

You uppercut the boy in the gut, quickly following it by flipping and driving you boot into the top of his skull, driving him into the dirt, his body carving a tunnel into the cratered ground.

You laugh as you land again, waiting a minute or so for the boy to claw himself out of the ground, the look of fury tempered by no small dose of fear now as the girls join you, floating around him in a ring.

>What do?

>>37703314

Ask him what he's doing here. Is here for business, or is he just faffing about in his spare time?

>>37703314
"Raditz, turn on your scouter. Because honestly? This is kind of boring, and you're messing up our planet. I mean, really? 1300? You know that most of the peons here can break that, right?"

>>37703314
Grab him by his tail, tell him to behave and look at us through his scouter. "I am a Sayian Elite, Whelp."
Spank the boy (Raditz is like 18-20 now anyway) and tell him to fill us in on his story.

>>37703314
"Let's make this interesting, I'll beat you with just my tail."

>>37703314
Raditz, Right? I'm one of the few Saiyans left who actively fought to defend our homeworld. You don't stand a chance against me, or the girls I trained. SO tell me why are you here and why are you messing up this place. You interrupted my dinner you little shit.

>>37703450
Our tail is still our weak point, though.

>>37703314

"What brings you out here, boy?"

>>37703314
Destroy his scouter.

You land in front of him, cocksure grin plastered across your face. "Raditz, right? You don't stand a chance against me, nor the girls I've trained, so why don't you just go ahead and tell me why you're here." You lean forward and press the power button on his scouter for him.

His eyes bug out, as he jumps backward, quickly trying to get away from you, only for Teito to fly down behind him, causing the boy to bounce off him, falling forward to the ground, landing on his hands and knees in the muddy ground.

"You-you-you're s-s-strong!" He gasps, "Almost as strong as-"

"Tell us why you're here!" Teito boots him forward, sending him sprawling at your feet now, his tail coming unwrapped from his waist.

"I.... I was told to capture the most populated planet in this system... an order from Lord Cooler." He covers his head, pressing his face into the dirt.

"Cooler again?" Risel mutters, "What does he want with Saiyans so bad?"

Teito shrugs, "Probably pissing off Frieza, cos he can."

You stare at the boy, pressed into the mud now, visibly shaking.

>Write in

>>37703627
Almost as strong as who? Also you do realize there are entities here besides us three who could pulp you. Sounds like you got sent out as a disposable scout. Does that scooter of your have the ability to record or transmit?

>>37703662
Seconded. Basically all of these are the points I wanted to make.

>>37703627
Ask this boy who else he might know of that survived. Do any other Saiyans work for Cooler? Are they hunting Saiyans to finish us off?

And stop shaking in your boots, kid. Our race can't afford us to kill him or him to tickle us.

>>37703627
>Almost as strong as who?
>You know, we are among the last of our kind, you could be useful even with your power level...if it weren't for your pathetic attitude. I swear, crazies and assholes are all that survive of the grungier sex.

>>37703715
HARVEST THE GENE SEED OF THIS INFERIOR SPECIMEN! YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SURVIVAL OF THE SPECIES AND... STUFF.

>>37703729
Rather we train him up before that. After all the stronger the parents the stronger the kid. Saiyan logic at work folks!

>>37703627
Pluck off his scouter and be ready to crush it. Ask him about other sayians, pet him on the head. "Thats a good boy. now Look at me when im talking to you."

>>37703627
"as strong as who? Who else did Cooler send to this region? And stand up, at least try to look like a Saiyan.
"See girls, this is why recon is important. Never know when someone without a huge power level is hiding it."

"Almost as strong as who boy?" You demand, stamping a foot next to his head.

"Ah! P-Prince Vegeta, please.... don't kill me!"

You pull his head up by his now muddied mane of hair, "Look around with your scouter Raditz, most of the peons on this planet would cream you if they had any idea about power levels."

His lip starts trembling as he scans the fleeing public, clocking in low 2000s on average.

"Starting to seem like you were a disposable scout boy, isn't it? Tell me, does that scouter of yours have the ability to transmit messages or record anything?"

He looks up as you let go of his head. "N-no....? That's only on the top of the line models, mines new, but service issue PTO."

You try one last question, "Did Cooler send anyone else to this region?"

He shakes his head, "N-no, just me as far as I know. The p-prince and N-Nappa were sent somewhere else. A direct order from Lor- from Frieza. I don't kn-know."

Teito growl, stepping forward now as well. "For a Saiyan, this one is even more useless than the last! A snivelling worm in the dirt!"

You look down at the boy, his tears dripping down his chin and into the mud, dirt caking in his mane of hair.

>What do?

>>37703881
"Even if he is useless, he is one of us."
"And if he's one of us, and he doesn't turn against us, he's one of our own."

>>37703881
Agreed Teito, but we are too few to kill one of our own for weakness. Get up boy, at least try to act like a Saiyan rather than a sniveling coward. At least we don't have to worry about him going berserk over fucking carrots like the last one.

>>37703881
"He might be, but he's still a sayian. You're the second we've met in a very long time boy. Pick yourself up Raditz. do you know what happened to planet vegeta?"

We should leave though...

oh man are we gonna make raditz respectable

>>37703881
"Leave. Lie, hide, and survive until you're stronger, and maybe at some point you'll be worth our time."

"Until then, speak of our meeting to nobody."

>>37703907
Seconded

Also, he knows about the Prince, that's important

>>37703965
Thats terrible. Just steal him. Not like cooler will notice he's missing if he treated him as disposable.

>>37703881
>Take him with us.
Let's be honest, the only way Raditz is going to survive is if we take him under our wing. Who knows, we might make a respectable warrior out of him yet.

>>37703989
Hell, Cooler will probably just assume he was killed.

>>37703881
Drag him back to our ship and get him cleaned up.
"I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, and your cowardly stupidity is something that was taught to you, and can be fixed."
Maybe we should make him apologize to the locals, and explain that he was coerced/dropped on the head by Cooler. The more we can present obstacles between us and Frieza/Cooler, the better.

>>37704011
Thats exactly what I was implying.
just blow the extra pod and make the boy go wash himself up on our ship.

>>37703881
for sure we should take him with us

>>37703881
He's a saiyan and he's not insane

We're keeping him

>>37703881
Motion for Teito to stop.

"You two had someone looking out for you and someone to grow with in strength. It is unlikely others did."

God damn it kid just stop crying. You're not helping yourself or us with that shit.

>>37704041
>>37704028

If we are going to make it like he's going to be killed, should we check if his scouter has any transmitting capability or if it's broadcasting? If we want people to assume that he's dead, we'd have to blow up his pod and maybe act it out in case there's some sort of communication log that it's broadcasting. That thing has some crazy reach too, considering that he was able to broadcast from Earth to whatever planet Nappa and Vegeta were on in the series.

"He may be useless, but even so there's too few of us Saiyans left to be arguing and killing each other. We may even make a respectable warrior out of him yet." You nudge him in the shoulder with your boot. "Get out of the dirt boy, try and at least act like a Saiyan, instead of a snivelling coward."

He looks up at you, incredulous. "You're going to.... let me live?"

You bend at the waist. "We're taking you with us. Like it or not." You inform him.

He stands, smiling like an idiot. "I.... I- thank you!"

You hold out a hand. "But first, Cooler needs to think you dead. Give me your pods' controller."

He pauses at that, before fumbling it out. pressing it into your hands.

A quiet beep, and the pod explodes in a fiery wreckage, steel raining down about you. "Now, we have to clean you up, I suppose. Follow me to the ship."

Teito shoves him forward as you turn your back, leading to the ship. Risel runs to catch up with you, whispering under her breath. "I feel bad for him."

"He's a wretch." Is all you say back.

The space port is deserted by now, most of the city running away from the four of you on sight. The ship opens and Raditz gratefully ducks into the bathroom, having finally stopped his snivelling.

As he showers, Teito and Risel turn to you. "Well.... we found another Saiyan that's sane.... I guess." Teito mutters, "But what are we gonna do with an insect like that?"

Risel chips in a response. "I think we should make him feel welcome, if he likes us enough, he might actually adapt to a decent training regimen like us."

>Write in

>>37704148
"Tell him the power level of the Saiyan Broly."
"Tell him of the power level that was far into the millions that we encountered."
"If he is happy remaining a worm, then he won't receive anything from us... But if he wishes to match them, fight them on equal ground on power, then he'll join us. We can't take it easy on him however, if he doesn't adapt then he falls."

>>37704148

We'll see how he takes to training. We're not going to abuse him, but any respect he'll get from us will have to be earned.

>>37704148
Teito, you were once barely twice as strong as him not a few months ago. He's a young sayian, and we can train him, develop him into something substantial. Keep up that talk and ill leave him to you, and keep the prince to myself~"

>>37704148
"We'll put him through training. We won't pull our punches, but we won't abuse him. Any respect he gets, he has to earn.
"If he shows that he's willing to learn, you can let him feel welcome, Risel.
"As the instructor, I can't be too friendly."

>>37704148
"We'll see what can be made of him. For now, don't be too cozy with him, and don't be cruel. And don't lower yourself to his level: remember, we need to keep getting stronger ourselves."

>>37704203
Basically this, if he strives to be stronger he can come with us, but we will be putting him through his paces, we will make him stronger

Is Raditz older or younger than Vegeta?

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"We will see how he takes to the training. We won't abuse him. But if he wants respect, he will have to earn it." You tell them, "Teito, don't forget you were around his power level just a few months ago."

Teito pouts at that, but nods, taking a seat.

"And Risel, you can make him feel welcome IF he proves himself, got that?"

She nods, "Yes Kabu. I won't do anything until you say."

Raditz emerges eventually, clipping his armour back on. "I.... I wish to apologise for my behaviour... and the names I insulted you with."

You wave it off. "You might as well learn our real ones. I am Kabu, the girls are Risel and Teito."

Teito nods, while Risel does something she picked up a while back called a 'curtsee' dipping her knees with her back straight.

Raditz nods to each of you. "I.... can you really make me stronger, like you?"

You hold a hand out for him to grasp. "That remains to be seen, boy. But for now...." He takes the hand, trying his hardest to hold yours firmly, "welcome aboard."

>END OF EPISODE 7

>>37704553
Thanks for running chuckles.

>>37704553

Thanks for running, Chuckles. See you next thread.

ended a bit early, so I guess I can stick around for questions, comments and criticisms i suppose

>>37704553

Thnanks for the thread!

>>37704620
In earth years, how old are all the characters at the moment?

Goku, Broly, Risel and Teito 17-18

Raditz, is early twenties, same with vegeta

Kabu is mid to late twenties

nappa, paragus, frieza, cooler whoever the fuck else who knows? space years

>>37704620

Are there any decisions that the players made that you didn't expect?

Have those decisions drastically altered the course of the story?

>>37704699
not trying to fug broly

other than that, the guy from Friezas race was a potential party member before he got murdered, and ditching Tore for wormhole shenanigans

>>37704553

Do you prefer HELL or HFIL?

>>37704791
HFIL, because its dumber

>>37704736
>ditching Tore for wormhole shenanigans
We still need to find a huge pile of loot to give her as an apology for saying we'd help and then leaving her to hang.

Maybe we can find some planet to ransack. But I think we first need to learn the first rule of pirates and mercenaries: Pillage, THEN Burn.

>>37704791
What does HFIL mean?

>>37704848
Home For Infinite Losers
what the dub called hell

>>37704861
Amazing.

>>37704848

From the Saban dub of DBZ. The ogres who managed Hell had "HELL" printed on their shirts, but they weren't allowed to show it on TV. So they edited out the bottom line on the E and made it "HFIL", the "Home For Infinite Losers".

I kinda like it better than HELL, because it conjures up images of fat ogres in business suits meeting to revise Hell's image to make it more "synergistic" and "paradigm-setting" and "family-friendly".

can someone archive this?

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>>37704901

Pic related.

>>37704924

The adventures of our Saiyan trio plus one has now been archived.

>>37705106
oh yeah
thanks dawg

>>37704736
That wormhole shut christ I was in Class.

Still miffed about that.

>>37704620
who is best dbz husbando?

>>37705270
the prince of all manlets, duh

>>37705270
probably someone who doesnt die every other season

so no one

>>37705270
Hmm.
Gohan may be kind of wimp when there's noone around to beat him into shape, but at least he's not an irresponsible jackass or a straight up asshole and he doesn't die all the time, so I'm probably going to have to go with him.

Besides, I think we're early enough in th etimeline that we could stop his parents from raising him to be a wimp.