>>37678930
>Ask the captain for details now.
>"What are the I.D.s of the individuals we are tasked with retrieving?"

>>37678974
Seconding.

>>37678930
>>37678974
i'll support this
also fuck yeah time for commandos!

>>37678930
Yay I finally made a thread live for once! Pity its 5am and I'm heading to bed now...

>>37678974
this, also ask about any support we'll have, and any intel on the target area and opposition we'll face

>>37678930
I'll back >>37678974
Also FUCK YEAH! COMMANDO TIME!

>>37678930
Welcome back you magnificent bastard!

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>>37679097
Thank you, thank you.

3 minutes left on voting.

>>37678930
>Ask the captain for details now.

What are the ID's of the people we're supposed to retrieve and is there any expected resistance and if so what kind

>>37678974
My addition
>"Enemy troop composition? Possible extraction points after recovery?"

>>37678930
>>Accept the mission readily, you can ask Advisor for details later.


Ours isn't to ask why ours is but to do and die.

>>37678974
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>>37679172
Voting is closed!

Writing!

>>37679172
Wrong, that's the regular clone troopers jobs, not ours.

>>37679172
Yeah, no that's for the foot soldiers we're commando's we need intel

>>37679172
We had a biiiiiiiiit more budget put into us then that.

I was half tempted to ask for a bag to cover Jokers face but thats probably best left between the squad. Seriously if how things have been so far I fully understand the squad's going to need a sense of humor to live through this and not be insane.

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>>37679371
I see the fans liked my picture, happy to contribute to the cause.

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"Enemy troop composition? Possible extraction points after recovery?", you proceed to ask for Intel because a seperatist core ship, even the outskirts of one, is bound to be littered with droids. On an even more important note, knowing where the extraction points are always prove to be vital for a successful search and rescue mission. The helmetless, but still armoured, Captain eyes you up and down for a short moment before he proceeds with Intel.

"Expect heavy resistance, Sierra. Several platoons of SBDs, Assault battle droids, Droidekas and even the occassional rolling Hailfire droids are in the nearby vicinity of the facility where the two individuals tagged for extraction are hiding.", the Captain pulls out a hand-held holoprojector and an image of the facility next to the core ship flashes up in an image above the projector, "After securing the individuals, you will make your way through the exit in the back of the facility. The frequency of enemy patrol is scarce in that sector. Move away from the core ship and follow your advisors instructions to reach the extration point."

"What are the I.D.s of the individuals we are tasked with retrieving, sir?", you promt for more Intel as it might help you and your squad in how to plan ahead on how to deal with them if they are in a state of panic upon discovery.

"General Zen Malcov and his padawan, Yna Ti, are both stuck inside the facility after successfully completing their own mission at the site. The general has been wounded and Commander Ti has request Sierra Squad for extraction. You will comply with her orders, commando."

>Ask the Captain for more Intel (Like what?).
>Commence the operation.

>>37679456
>Commence the operation.
well nice to know she trusts us let's save us a pair of yedi!

>>37679456
>Ask the Captain for more Intel (Like what?).

Details on the Jedi and their mission, it could help know what to expect.

>>37679456
>Commence the operation
Clearly a time sensitive mission, then. Let's get stuck in already.

>>37679456
Operation: Waifu rescue is a go!
Kidding of course

>>37679456
>Commence the operation.
Time to meet our old friend.

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>>37679501
Jedis are always best waifus.

>>37679456
>"I see we left an impression, met her during the last mission. She's making it a habit of helping her it seems."

This is going to be pretty stealth based. we can't afford to draw all that fire power on us until after we've found them

>>37679482
I support this one.

>>37679456
>Commence the operation.

>>37679480
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>>37679631
Voting closed!

Writing!

>>37679456
Just got here and the moment you said 2 individuals I thought "Wouldn't it be funny if Yna and her master screwed up again".

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>>37679456
"Understood, sir.", and with that the captain and you salute each other before he leaves to join a small crowd of other clones that are still working tirelessly as liaisons and tacticians, dealing with with intelligence and communications for the entire Grand army of the Republic. Without these men, every single small squad of Commandos to large companies of clone troopers would fight blindly out on the battlefield and the seperatists would have a higher chance at victory, no matter how phyrric it may be. "Sierra, form up on me. You heard the captain; This is a search-and-rescue operation. It will be a stealth based mission. Keep communications to a minimum unless you have clear sight of hostile patrols or other noteable factors that could risk the mission. Understood?", you explain to your squad which is answered with a unified, "Sir, yes, sir!" from your loyal squad.

Advisor is quick to get a gunship for you that will fly you close to the core ship, but still outside of enemy sensors. From there you will have to sneak your way through the enemy ranks to reach the facility. Your advisor will also patch you through to general Malcov if need for questions/intel from him arises. Once you're onboard the gunship, you're notified that it will take about five minutes before you reach the LZ. The ship takes off and Sierra squad stands in it, holding onto the straps.

"Do you think Yna will give us a kiss for rescuing her?", Joker suddenly blurts out and is greeted with one of Ones usual moody comments, but he's still holding back considering how close Joker was to losing it a few hours ago, "Kiss? You? I bet she'd kiss a womp rat before considering kissing you, Joker."

"I don't know, Ones; I think my chances are pretty good. What do you think, Mute?", but his question is answered with a low grunt from Mute, signalling that he either doesn't care very much for the subject or he isn't listening right now.

CONT.

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>>37679939
Joker turns to you instead, "What do you think, Chief? Are my chances high with the Jedi commander?", his tone is more playful than it is serious.

"What makes you think Four-Five would know? He's not exactly a ladies man.", Ones cuts in before you can respond, to which both Joker and Ones chuckle wholeheartedly at.

>"Cut the chatter; We're almost there, Sierra." - It's crucial that they remain cool and focused right now.
>Ignore the question. Let them have fun, but don't involve yourself in it. You need to stay focused.
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

>>37679960
>"Copaani mirshmure'cye, vod?"
In Mando'a
"Are you looking for a smack in the face, mate?"

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

They've earned a bit of entertainment with what they've been through.

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

What is a bit off fun between brothers?

>>37679960
>>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

Ah squad banter, always good.

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

The bants

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.
after that
>"Cut the chatter; We're almost there, Sierra." - It's crucial that they remain cool and focused right now.
we have a mission to do

>>37680013
This.

Sierra Squad needs a bit of banter from time to time, but we have work to do.

>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

Make rib him bout he'd likely have no chance to keep with her later if she REALLY did like that kiss. These guys deserve a lighter moment.

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>>37679960
>"I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire." - Might as well entertain them a little bit. They've earned it.

>>37679960
>Ignore

I bet she has a thing for scars. Mute has got that on lock.

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>>37680130
Voting Closed!

Writing.

>>37680167

inb4 she's right behind you

>>37680324
"Well that's one extracted then."

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>>37679939
A smirk shines up beneath your helmet, "I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire.", and Ones pats Joker on the shoulder, continuing on your point, "He's got a point, mate; While you were busy climbing and hacking computers, the Jedi was busy flirting with our commander."

"Lies. It's like I don't even know you anymore, brother.", Joker tries his hardest to sound hurt, but you catch the lightness in his tone far too easily, "May the best clone win her heart, Chief."

While Joker and Ones continue with the current running gag, you hear the confirmation of greenlight from the pilot, "Alright, cut the chatter and get in gear, Sierra. Prepare to grappel down and stay frosty.", and your team kicks into attention. Joker makes sure his weapon is fully loaded and operational, Ones is checking his backpack for all the new grenades and charges he got during your stay at Commands HQ, and Mute is attaching the sniper barrel and optics to his rifle. Everyone is ready for the mission that awaits you.

"Sierra Squad, LZ is down below. Commence grappling and good luck, Commandos.", you all hear the pilots voice through your comms before the entire team grapples down from the flying republic aircraft. The hard sand is a a familiar feeling underneath your boots, but different from the ground Command's HQ has been situated at. You find yourself in yet another twisting canyon, but this one looks a bit wider than the last one and in the close distance you can clearly see the large seperatist core ship rising up in the horizon above the rock walls. If you hadn't known better, you and your squad would have remained where the LZ was when a group of droids came patrolling into the area just a couple of seconds after the ship has left, but like the commandos you are, you've already retreated behind cover.

CONT.

>>37678930
Luker here. Did Mute ever get his eye fixed?

Also, a thread? ago, there was some confusion about bionics. OP did good about that. Having cybernetics is actually makes people discriminate against you for some reason in Star Wars. Being a clone AND having cybernetics? You're not gonna have a good time.

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>>37680436
"Approximately 450 meters. Tagged targets remain undetected.", Mute explains after checking his holo-projector closely. "Who knows how many droids there are between them and us.", Ones follows up in a whisper.

>Silently take out every droid you can on your way towards the facility. Will raise the risk of discovery, but the mission will be completed faster.
>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680446
>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680445
>Did Mute ever get his eye fixed?

Mute hasn't left your side since the Hive Spire, so that's a no.

>>37680446
>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680446
>Silently take out every droid you can on your way towards the facility. Will raise the risk of discovery, but the mission will be completed faster.

>>37680446
>>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680446
Since extraction is on the opposite end of the core ship, not taking these guys out shouldn't hurt too much.

>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680446
>Sneaky time.

This is a recovery op and much as I don't want to waste time getting bogged down now is going to send it all down the shitter if we're caught.

If Yna is anywhere still as good as she was with us she'll keep herself and her master hidden until pickup. She's a good girl I think.

>>37680446
>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

>>37680468
What a fucking trooper.

After this we are ordering him to get a cybernetic one or something.

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>>37680436
>A smirk shines up beneath your helmet, "I don't know, Joker. I think she was eyeing me more than you while we were in the spire.", and Ones pats Joker on the shoulder, continuing on your point, "He's got a point, mate; While you were busy climbing and hacking computers, the Jedi was busy flirting with our commander."

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>>37680579
That's a save.

>>37680446
>>Silently take out every droid you can on your way towards the facility. Will raise the risk of discovery, but the mission will be completed faster.

>>37680446
>Sneak your way through the canyon, wait till patrols have walked/rolled past you before moving onwards. Low risk of discovery, but mission will take longer than the alternative.

It's a rescue mission, surprise is by our side, let's not blow our cover so early

>>37680463
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>>37680484
Voting Closed!

Roll 1d10! Three first rolls will count!

First DC is 4, second DC is 6!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>37680625

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>37680625
Fuck Clankers

>>37680630
Goddamnit

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>37680625

>>37680630
first roll eight off to a great start here khorne is with us.

>>37680630
And there it goes

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>37680625

>>37680602
What I love of your quests (aside from being daily) is that they always bring up a point in which I can edit something to look funny. Keep being that awesoe, I have no intentions on stopping any soon after "Remove Droid Kebab" and this one.

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>>37680630
Good.

Writing.

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>>37680630
Again?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

>>37680630
And the legend of the Khornate Kommandos continue. Seriously if we keep rolling like this we're gonna end up doing a cross over into 40k land at some point.

>>37680714
why is 8 khorn's number again?

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>>37680663
Make a Khornate Commando using this and color it red and brass.

>>37680667
It's archive mate.

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>>37680630
>>37680714

>>37680741
Didn't use that one to keep the head on the direction I wanted, but the result should satisfy you

>>37680875
kek, we truly are the blessed of Khorne

>>37680875
great i love it.

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>>37680436
From one rock to another, Sierra squad proves to be quite versed in the arts of stealth as they make their way through the twisting and turning canyon, avoiding every single droid patrol that passes them by. With every rock they hide behind, they get a few meters closer to the core ship. Small bands of battle droids soon turn into larger squads lead by SBDs and Droidekas rolling about and then into large companies of droids that are stationed in designated areas, making it difficult for Sierra Squad to pass by, but they eventually always find a way through without being detected. Ever since the stealth mission began, the members of Sierra hasn't said a word. Even Joker has remained dead silent throughout it all.

After evading a passing hailfire droid, you finally reach the facility located near the core ship. There are droids patrolling close to it, but none of them are trying to get into the structure so the two Jedi must have successfully remained undetected. Now comes the more tricky part; There are patrols walking around the entire front perimeter of the building, leaving little room to get to it without being detected halfway there. From where you are hiding right now, you can only access the front and the side of the building. The less guarded back is out of your reach. Some SBDs, assault battle droids, regular battle droids and the occassional droideka make up the patrols moving about outside the building.

>Come up with a plan on how to get inside the facility undetected. (How?)
>Make a run for it; Stealth is no longer needed when you're this close.
>Ask your squad members for advice.

>>37680875
You inglorious bastard. Saved for a future thread!

>>37680955
>Come up with a plan on how to get inside the facility undetected. (How?)
prehaps we can plant some explosives a distance away from the entrance to create a distraction so we can sneak in among the confusion.

We are going to need some kind of distraction to give us an opening.

>>37680955
>Squad huddle. they've had some decent ideas before.

Maybe they'll have a good idea for a distraction. Mines just rigging a bomb to go off but that'd likely just put the door guards on alert while other patrols converge on the bomb. or even recall outer patrols to it.

>>37680994
This is probably our best bet.

Another way could be to stealthy grab a battle droid, hack it, and make it do stupid shit for confusion, but I have no idea if we can actually do that.

>>37680955

ion blast a single isolated droid away from the entrance. see how the fortress reacts. maybe it'll open an alternate entrance for maintenance droids or something.

>>37681076
I like the idea of hacking a droid to act as a diversion.

>>37680994
>>37681007
>>37681067
>>37681076
>>37681087
>>37681115

So

>Use an explosive charge to distract the patrols
>Try to silently take down a patrol, but capture the last droid and hack it to do something to distract the other droids.

Vote.

>>37681193
>Try to silently take down a patrol, but capture the last droid and hack it to do something to distract the other droids.

Time for Joker to make us up a droid puppet

>>37681193
>>Try to silently take down a patrol, but capture the last droid and hack it to do something to distract the other droids.

I hope this works.

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>>37680955
I live to serve, have a second version with the head looking a bit more up so he's not facing the ground.

>>37681193
>Try to silently take down a patrol, but capture the last droid and hack it to do something to distract the other droids.

I'm voting for it to start singing prayers to the blood god in front the other clankers.

>>37681193
>Use an explosive charge to distract the patrols
the other one is creative but sometimes the simpler option is better.

>>37681193
>Use an explosive charge to distract the patrols
Simple is better

>>37681213
>>37681224
>>37681232
3 votes for hacking.

>>37681253
>>37681276
2 votes for explosive charge.

Writing.

>>37681193
>Hacking McHacky

It'll go alot smoother if we can pull this off instead of making them think an assault is coming and draw back all those platoons we bypassed.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

Fear not mortals! For I, the glorious herald of the emperor (or khorne, not sure which yet), hath arrived!

>>37681406
Lies

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>37681406
Kek, what a wimp!

>>37681406
Good job blowing a crap roll out of the way.

Just be glad you didn't roll anal circumference like that other guy last thread

>>37681427
ESPECIALLY YOU!

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>37681427
HAHA

>>37681440
STOP ROLLING

QM MIGHT COUNT IT

>>37681440
I'm glad we are getting these out of the way before the actual roll.

>>37681437
I...erm... may or may not have rolled the 15 and 92 anal circumference rolls in that last thread.

>>37681452
yeah, same

Rolled 13 (1d20)

see me roll a 20

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>37681463
Rolling for your anal circumference mate

>>37681406
>>37681423
>>37681440
Thank fuck these don't count......

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>37681518
I know right?

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>>37680955
You have to distract the droids patrolling about the area, but there's not many ways to do so; You could set a charge to pull their attention elsewhere, but then they might redraw the patrols you passed on your way here, making your job even harder. You could throw a rock against a nearby wall, but it might not attract enough attention to be a certain plan. In the end the only plan you can think of is still a longshot and might just fail all the same, but you trust your brother is up to the task.

"Joker", you call out to the engineer and hacker of your squad through the comm in a whisper, "Do you think you could successfully hack a battle droid if we got you one still functioning?" - the question prompts further silence from Joker. He seems to be deep in thought, which is a rare sight to see.

"Hm, there's a first time for everything, sir.", he responds, giving you a somewhat uncertain green light for whatever plan you have in mind with his usual thumbs-up. You nod, looking for the support of your other two brothers. They nod with certainty at you when you look over. Then it's settled; Sierra Squad moves back a few stones until they reach an outlying patrol. It's a group of one SBD, two assault battle droids with their missile launchers and three battle droids. It's the smallest and not the most lethal group that's still relatively close to the facility so you don't have to sneak any further back into the canyon for safer squads to take out.

>How do you, as a team, take them out without grabbing attention from any nearby patrols and still capture one battle droid functional and disarmed?

>>37681616
Niiiiiiiiiiice haha

>>37681636
Do SBDs have ion resistance or no? Because the SBD would be the best droid to grab (but the hardest to actually capture), the assault droids would be the most destructive and would draw a ton of attention, but the regular droids would be easiest... huh... Are SBDs ion resistant?

>>37681636
Except for the part where we need a functional clanker this oughta be textbook. Sniper attachments. Mute and Ones take the shots on SBDs to deal with those

You and Joker take out the regular droids Joker tackling the last one. He ought to have an idea how to silence it while he hacks it.

Can't risk an ion nailing the entire lot this time around. Hope we're good at this...

>>37681636
Alright, damn this is a hard one.

Obviously the SBD and the Assault droids must go down first if we engage them...

I'd rather throw a rock to one of them and hide to try to make him go apart from the squad, then ion grenade the fuck out of the rest.

>>37681636
Ion bolt the SBD and Joker goes to hack it. Ones and Mute take a Assault BD each with Vibroblades. Chief as the CQB specialist takes the other three with his vibroblades.

>>37681705
>Are SBDs ion resistant?

No, they've been taken out by Ion grenades and Ion rounds alike before.

>>37681715
We should keep an assault droid alive, they have explosive munitions and as such will make a HELL of a distraction if they suddenly ""malfunction""

are ion rounds/grenades loud? are there any other groups of hostiles within earshot?

Right we got our game plan but we're divided on target gonna take it off whiskey. Who we bagging gents remember the harder it is the better the bang (But higher the DC likely)

>SBD
>Assault Droid
>Standard Battle Droid

>>37681773
If we get an assault one the explosion will also make it just as if the "blow something from the distance to distract them". It will draw the droids we had passed back to the door

>>37681815
Grenades are always loud, Ion rounds are somewhat loud, but certainly not as loud as regular blaster rounds.

There are currently no group of hostiles close to you, but that can change soon.

>>37681843
Sooo by that logic we want to use ion rounds and sniper shots. Snipers quiet right?

>>37681922
even louder than regular shots we have no silencers

>>37681922
It's not that they're silent, it's that there's ussually no witnesses alive left to hear them.

>>37681922
Sniper uses blaster rounds and it doesn't have a silencer.

>>37681705
>>37681708
>>37681715
>>37681744
>>37681773
>>37681815
>>37681824
>>37681826

A majority needs to agree on which droid to try and hack and what droids you want to take out and how so.

I'll give you a few more minutes as I made it somewhat difficult for you guys.

>>37681984
let's go for the super battle droid.

>>37681843

right. ion rounds only it is. everybody switch to sniper mode and attack them from 4 different angles. SBD's are the only droids that don't rely on the Droid Control Central (or whatever it was called, I'm talking about when they all shut down during that movie that doesn't exist) and makes its own decisions. probably the easiest to hack.

>>37681984
Assault. Max possible collateral and still easy enough to take on.

SBD would be fucking nightmare. they're hell strong durable and can survive with multiple parts taken off and steal fight.

the mooks ain't even worth it if we want a distraction beyond making him dance like a chicken.

>>37682032
Actually wait thats a fair point. can we even hack a regular droid if they're run from a central server? SBD might be the only option in that case... fluff checks/QM call?

>>37680723
Every chaos god has a sacred number. 8 is Khorne's.

>>37681984
Yeah I wanna go for the super battle droid

>>37682080
They aren't run from a central server, they stopped doing it after it was proven to be a hillariously bad idea.

>>37682032
Yeah uhm, they no longer shut down if the control center goes boom, they've given them a bit more of independence after Naboo. But I'm seconding your plan.

>>37682115
I guess after the clusterfuck that was naboo they would do that huh.

>>37681984
Lets isolate a super battle droid and literally disarm him before we hack it. We can isolate it with a distraction. Oh! and then it can "escort"us to the cell block after joker reattaches it's limbs.

>>37682156
that would make it useless to us, besides, if its coding is compromised it might show an error message somewhere and cause problems.

>>37682156
Oh hell naw we're just using this to draw attention be it by acting retarded or randomly shooting his fellow droid. after that we sneak in and go find a damn jedi pair.

>>37682127

you're right, they apparently changed that. still, fluff does state that B2's have higher capacity for independent function than B1's by default. which means we can program an SBD to do more hilarious things than a standard-issue droid.

>>37682009
>>37682032
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Alright, so from what I can gather is that the majority of you want to go after the SBD for hacking purposes and kill off the other droids with Ion rounds.

Writing.

>>37682228
If we pull this off Jokers gonna have field day with this. We're giving him full permission to prank a CIS base with its own droid.

This is the sort of crap legends are made out of.

>>37682318

new tertiary objective: make it funny enough to get a laugh out of Mute.

are we a bad enough dude?

>>37682318
My god, think about all the possibilities, having it run in declaring that "THE JEDI ARE COMING OH GOD PANIC!".


It could run into the central security hub and start break dancing.

it could go into the central computer and upload twi'lek pornography directly to the system

It could waste all of the drone bandwidth bitcoin mining.

The possibilities are endless.

Looks like either Sith apprentice quest is getting bombed by qtg or they're having an all out samefag waifu war right now.

>>37682423
Right I'm clueless. I know about sith apprentice but what the fucks qtg?

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>>37682409
>it could go into the central computer and upload twi'lek pornography directly to the system
>upload pornograph central computer
It's happening even if all of us die

>>37682423
well that was bound to happen sometime with the subject matter they are dealing with on multiple fronts

>>37682436
Quest thread general

>>37682409
A few other ideas.

Have it recreate 2001 a space oddesey (I'm sorry dave, I can't let you do this"

Or strap a bunch of explosives to it and have it ALLAH HU AHKBAR something important.

>>37682436
Quest thread General.
They shadow post directly into an archive because mods keep deleting their threads and banning the posters for being raging faggots.

>>37682436
Quest Thread General. But don't the mods delete those threads every time they show up?

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>>37682423
>Meanwhile we plan on fucking with the Clankers while doing our job at the same time
>Feels good man

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>>37682229
Oh shit, mid-way through writing I realise that you all need to roll 1d10 as well for this encounter.

Go ahead and roll. Three first rolls count!

DC is 7!

>>37682471
You can't kill a ghost

>>37682446
Slow your roll there. I want this to be useful.

First cause mass distraction to get us inside. THEN it follows the secondary parameters joker put in without our permission to go to central data cores and start uploading random rude insults and dirty song lyrics. Their upper command will not only be suffering information confusion but be insulted at the same time!

>>37682446

Inb4 all the patrols suddenly start inserting there flash drives into each others data ports or some other bizzare R34

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>37682490
remove clanker

Rolled 10 (1d10)

HOLD THE FUCK UP PEOPLE

make it gay gungan porn instead

then immediately become a sith lord because that's just concentrated pure evil

Rolled 6 (1d10)

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

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>>37682490
And I forgot my trips like a newfag.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

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>>37682512
nat10 it has to happen now

Rolled 5 (1d10)

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>>37682510
Welp its not an 8 but i'll fucking take it this is too vital->>37682512
DA FUCKING?! WHA HERESY IS TH->>37682515

Oh course the 8s too late to count. God damn which chaos gods got 9 or 10 then?

>>37682510
>>37682512
Jolly good rolls.

Back to writing.

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>>37682546
Tzeentch is 9 none of them have 10

>>37682510
>>37682515

Looks like plan upload porno into the CIS network is a go.

>>37682572
I knew it. the chaos gods are fighting over who gets Sierra Squad.

>>37682619
And clearly slaneesh is involved if the plan that just nat 10'd involved hardcore gay gungan pornography.

>>37682423
Wanted to get into Sith Quest but the community and the fact that the descriptions of the next three threads on suptg are 'threesomes lol' really put me off.

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>>37682515
It's official now, Khorne's with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4_l764TChY

>>37682654
Its kind of suffering its own success.

Plus I think the waifufags are trying to take over since they can't get a foot hold on Orc Warlord.

>>37682665
and saved it's gr8 m8.

>>37682678
It's truly grim now that moot has left......He can't hold back the horde now....

>>37682654
QTG has been hijacking quest archives for a while now. It'll die down eventually, or questers will just have to archive upon creation.

>>37682736
No man those archive descriptions weren't making fun. They were serious in thinking it was the best thing ever.

>>37682678
what their is like one waifufag in orc warlord quest the dude that worships muscletits

>>37682760
their has not been any threesomes

can you guys take the waifu discussion to QTG? we're at 177 posts already.

>>37682765
Eh it was mostly early on and kind of faded off as it became obvious there was zero fucking chance of trying to waifu it. Then they found sith quest and it just grew like a cancer just about.

I think muscletits is the last one holding out hope beyond hope so hard he could keep the warp at bay with it if he put that power to good use.

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>>37682760
Thank god I archive these threads early after I get a feel for how the mission be.

>>37682800
It doesn't matter that much, if we autosage so what, its not the end of the world, we can always start another quest thread or thread .5 or something.

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>>37681636
After presenting the tactical plan you deviced through a simulation on your HUD to your squad, they all get into positions behind the rock. Joker has entered a sprinter stance, focusing solely on the SBD while the rest of the squad attach the Ion barrels and clips onto your rifles. This will have to be done quickly, precisely and without a single miss. A split-second wasted could mean that any of them has a chance to start shooting back, causing loud enough commotion to pull even more unwanted attention. With Ones down on one knee, you standing behind him and Mute on the other side of the stone, next to a fully ready Joker, you give the command for operation "Hacking" to start.

"Mark.", and three Ion rounds fly off, hitting a droid each and before they hit the dust, another barrage of Ion rounds have been unleashed, destroying the last two. In this time, Joker has leapt forward and sprinted straight up to the SBD who were trying to find a target to start shooting at. He tackles the droid right in the chest, sending it to the ground. Before the droid can fire with its wrist-mounted blaster, Joker stabs his vibroblade into it, destroying the blaster. He immediately gets to work while the rest of you secure the perimeter, drag the destroyed droids off to the side to hide them, and then you keep a watch out for any incoming droid patrols.

"How's it going, Joker?", you ask over the comm, to which he responds with a short grunt, "I just need to patch this into that and if I activate it now I should--", and suddenly the SBD forces Joker off and rises from the ground. Mute immediately trains his rifle at it, but Joker holds out his hand in a sign of pause, "No, I succeeded. Alright, Chief; What do you want this clanker to do for us?"

>What do you want it do to and how do you want it to do it?

>>37682873

gay gungan porn

gay gungan porn everywhere

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>>37682915
Second it's happening!

>>37682873
Go and shoot up the central control room while we evac the Jedi.

Make it mess with the systems first, plant a bug for information or a virus or something.

>>37682873
Lets flood the central server with junk info and possibly mass download explicit material into it to fuck up the network temporarily. Should slow all droids if not deactivate them as the network struggles with the massive data load. We could also possible manipulate troop movements to act abnormally, perform lewd acts, or simply self terminate.

>>37682873
Repair that blaster first, try to mount some more weapons onto it.

>>37682873
make it give us intel on any nearby droids. Hack the CIS server for any useful military information. and THEN the gay gungan porn.

>>37682873
can we have it lead the other droids on a wild goose chase of a non existant enemy?

>>37682873
>Actual distraction: It tries to move and order the patrolling droids outside the compound away or create wider gaps in formation

>Joker personal bonus because he can't fucking resist the voices:After completing this task it goes into the base and its uploads all kinds of bizzare random ass things to cause mass confusion and possibly crash separatist servers. With any luck it should put some disarray into the enemy or at least confuse them.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

rolling for gungan pornstar anal circumference

>>37682873
Guys whatever we do it has to be quick, because our VIP's are in danger.

Either make it fuck up the Central Computer or something else, because anything else we don't have time for

>>37682974
fucking dice gods my sides are gone now!

>>37682974
ouch...

>>37682974

and now it's gay gungan guro! my favorite thing that involves gungans!

>>37682972
This

>>37682873
Make it do a Galactic dance off against his buddies anyone?

>>37682972
This

>>37682972
this is perfect.

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>>37682972
Only if that random material is literal zetabytes of pornography, so when the separatist tech people finally clean all the junk data off, they literally claw there eyes out in horror, lets go full /b/ on them.

>>37682972
This is beautiful we gotta do it

>>37682972
This. God this will be such a fuck you to the CIS.

>>37682949
>or simply self terminate
Just fuck up their targeting protocols.

They'll shoot everything they see, which is mostly bugs and other droids. It's a simple hack so it's more likely to actually work.

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>>37683091

Alright, I get the ghist of it.

Writing.

>>37683091
I'd rather the activate protocol #34 command.

>>37683091
That would involve this SBD managing to have extremely high clearance to give orders at that level. the data bomb is something more likely in its range of ability and clearance.

Much as I'd love to have a chance to we would need direct access to their mainframe control cores.

>>37683119
Can you tell us if Joker approves of our little plan to put in his brain since theres no way chiefs professionalism will allow him to order all this?

Also, here's the music I listen to while writing your updates, guys. Just for shits and giggles.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7bmXywWus8

>>37683176
I can assure you that once Chief realises what Joker has done, you'll know it.

Back to writing.

>>37683217
MY NIGGA, I LOVE THE GALACTIC DANCE OFF MUSIC, IT'S WEIRDLY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

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>>37682873
Start throwing lariats at the patrolling droids in front of the entrance and get them to chase our new clanker buddy down, away from our point of entry.

>>37683217
i have been listening to this shit constantly when it was first linked a few threads back and i love it you bastards.

So, wait. Are we using a SBD to DDoS the entire separatist dispatch?

>>37683317

Likely only the local node, at a minimum affecting surrounding patrols.

>>37683317
yes and it's gonna be great.

>>37683217

kinda off-topic, but the existence of this song makes me wonder why there aren't huge amounts of Palpatine posters Kim Jong style.

>>37683271
Dude, star wars versions of popular songs are the best, the lyrics are funny as fuck and the dance names are lulzy

>>37683317
No WE'RE using it to distract the droids and infiltrate the enemy base and complete our mission.

Joker on the other hand.... well he just can't resist a chance this good.

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>>37683317
And it is going to be glorious!

Imagine, you are commanding multiple droid platoons and trying to win a losing battle for your planet. Suddenly the feeds all cut out, instead of the droid squad view you were looking at, there is now two gungans on holofeed. One of them approaches the other and pulls off his shirt and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK MY EYES IT BURNS!. By the time feeds are restored, you are a shivering heap on the floor, sobbing quietly to yourself, you have already clawed your own eyes out, and have attempted to deafen yourself with a vibroshiv, yet the moans and screams kept coming and coming. You will never be the same.

>>37683217
Why the fuck am I enjoying this so much

>>37683559
don't question it.

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>>37682873
"Give it orders to warn the patrols close to the facility that a strike team of Jedi are incoming and they need every droid around to form a defensive line.", You order Joker before you return to checking the perimeter for any incoming patrols. Time passes by and every time you throw a glance back at the subdued SBD, Joker is still working at it. You never learned much regarding engineering or slicing, so you can't make assumptions on when he'll be done or how long it should take. Then after a couple of minutes, Joker backs away from the SBD.

"I'm done, Chief.", he calls out quite proudly and right then the SBD marches off towards the core ship and the facility structure next to it. Sierra squad follows suit by sneaking from stone to stone like before. You watch as the SBD warns the patrols and the area soon clears up a lot more than how it was before. You and your team takes this chance and rushes off towards the building. The door is locked, so you kick it open quite easily, only to find a lightsaber directed to your throat. A young woman who looks extremely exhausted is holding it. However, when she sees who you are she launches herself in to hug you. You and your squad moves into the building and closes the door a bit after entering. Yna Ti is still hugging you and she's shaking in your embrace. She must have been afraid. "Lucky.", you hear Joker off on the side.

"So you must be Sierra Squad.", you all hear a man's voice coming from the corner of the room you're in. There sits a wounded Jedi master, holding onto his side where he has a cut most likely done by a blade of some sort.

You have found Yna Ti and Zen Malcov.

>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.
>Get Yna off quickly to help Zen up from the floor.
>Let Yna continue to hug you for now while you order your men to get the Jedi master up.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

>>37683632
>>Get Yna off quickly to help Zen up from the floor.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

Chief aint heartless, even if it's not a Brother

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.
yes yes it's very nice to see you to now then let's get out of here before the droids know what is up.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

Gotta be professional and all but not rude.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

>>37683632
>Let Yna continue to hug you for now while you order your men to get the Jedi master up.

Did we get a restock of bacta? Because it sounds like he could use some bacta.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

>>37683632

>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up

>>37683632
>>>Get Yna off quickly to help Zen up from the floor.
CLONE

>>37683632
I think Joker committed a war crime.

>>37683632
>"Fine. 10 seconds Yna then we get moving. Once they figure out the diversion they'll be on us hard."

Much as I'm okay with headpats we need to move its only a matter of time until they realize the ruse!

Is this going to be a 1d10 grapple roll to get Yna off?

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

We're proffesionals, Job goes first, Waifus later.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>37683716

>roll 1
>accidentally cop a feel
>castration by lightsaber

>>37683632
Wait, a blade wound?

IT'S THAT BITCH FROM LAST THREAD!

BLOOD AND THUNDER!

but first

>Get Yna off quickly to help Zen up from the floor.

>>37683716
>roll a 10
>accidentally suplex her

>>37683632
>>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.
"One Commando squad delivered Generals"

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.
tactical headpats inbound.

>>37683632
>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

>>37683730
>namefagging
Really?

>headpats
She is a jedi, not one of your anime girls.

And we are a clone and a commando, not a tale/a/non protagonist.

>>37683710
The BEST war crime!

>>37683787
Nothing wrong with namefagging, I've been doing it quite a while now.

>>37683794
she is also just a young girl who has seen the horrors for the first time at first hand shit is hard on a person.

>>37683746
Shit your right. that fucking commando wannabe ran into them!

Wait she manages to hurt a jedi knight but a mere commando fights her to a stand still?

No wonder she was pissed at us. She can fight jedi and a mere clone commando, a mook in her eyes, BEAT her. If we had her trapped that fight was ours. And she knew it.

>>37683794
easy man. the girls been through a bit given how she looks. We'll let it slide. Once.

>>37683805
There's nothing wrong with namefagging when you have a reason for it, like being a QM. Otherwise you're just attention whoring.

>>37683827
Her weapon was pure cortosis or whatever its called, and according to Whiskey potentially could've deactivated a lightsaber, which results in being stabbed.

>>37683794

I wish someone would pat me once in a while. ;n;

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>>37683787
>Really?
meh, I don't see why not, it's not like people gonna start killing me for posting Khornate Commandos when we roll 8s.

>>37683827
She was specialized to fight jedi, after us humiliating her she will probably pack proper melee weapons for us next time.

>>37683632
>>Pat Yna on her head before you try to get her off, order your men to get Zen up.

>>37683863
She was limping, so the jedi is confirmed as a jobber

>>37683871
my sides

>>37683871
Well that was fast.

>>37683827
Yeah, I got the same feeling she's been through an ordeal I'll let this slide.

>>37683871
and here is the reason he is name faggin he is making good stuff for us at a great rate.

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>>37683881
17 votes or so? Damn.

Writing.

>>37683871
Nice!

>>37683928
You have to realize samefaggotry on this kind of thing is a very real threat.

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>>37683871
They will be missed....

>>37683928
Lurkers come out to vote whenever there is a girl involved. Its kind of a fact on /tg/. Ask for a battleplan however and you'll only get like maybe 4 people trying to come up with something.

>>37683928
I agree with this Anon >>37683945 at first it's not that bad but then it gets fucking ridiculous nip it in the bud

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>37683742
Rolling for copping a feel.

>>37683945
>>37683975
There are 31 unique ip's in the thread. Some how I doubt samefagging is going on.

>>37683991
aaand suddenly an involuntary sex change.

>>37683996
True dat. Sierra Quests antics are getting pretty good. I mean we're gonna fucking pull a 4chan on the separatists.

Well Joker is and we're going to make him piss himself a little and then tell him we'll fall over laughing after the missions done. Same goes for him.

>>37683945
Don't worry, when the time comes we'll kill her because of Order 66 and there will be nothing we can do to stop

>>37684059
Sad truth isn't it.

>>37684059
Well the emprah has been nice to us so far, hes blessed our threads and rolls... or maybe that was khorne, who knows... Does khorne like jedi? Probably not but still...

>>37684059
Do the chips get buggered up by the ion shots/grenades we use to kill the droids?

>>37684091
Only if we vote to kill her.

>>37684102
nope, they're biochips, we might not even know about them

>>37684093
Please. Khorne likes blood. Jedi don't even do that with how those sabers of theirs work its all cauterized and shit.

He favors us because on a whim we decided on close combat as our specialty and we've proven time and time again we are worthy of his favor.

>>37684102
>>37684121
Funny, I remember we stunned half our squad with a ion nade last time, perhaps it has affected their chips

don't count with it though

>>37684144
on top of that all force users are basicly space wizards.

>>37684121
Eh, I'm pretty sure that enough electric ion pulses would do it, probably make us start drooling uncontrollably and gibbering though.

>>37684144
Please 40k out of star wars. It really doesn't have a place in this thread except as a joke about the constant eights we get.

>>37684189
Its a running joke at this point, and it will continue so live with it, just as Jokers antics and our hypothetical plots to assassinate every new person we meet will

>>37684227
I don't mind the joke I dislike how people are talking as if it should affect things we do.

>biochips
We could just ignore that stupid bullshit in favor of logical explanations.

>>37684227
>>Its a running joke at this point, and it will continue so live with it
Well meme'd bro. I too believe we should let our actions be controlled by the memening.

Oh no, we're still a fucking commando let's show some professionalism.

>>37684289
I don't think the QM will let us fuck it up too badly, besides, I'm going for professionalism anyway, as well as praising the emprah!

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"Get General Malcov up.", you call out your order and Mute and Ones march over to the Jedi master and pulls him up, letting him support himself on their shoulders. Yna is still holding onto you tightly. You have no idea what to do in a situation like this. Just force her right off? Let her hang on? No, both of those options could end with complications. The Jedi commander is obviously in a state of great distress right now and rejection will only deepen it, but she can't hang onto you when droids are most certainly on their way back by now. You can't run while carrying her. So, you resort to a few light pats on her head to try and calm her down before you slowly pull her arms off of you and hand her over to Joker.

"Advisor, do you copy? We have secured the general and the commander. Requesting immediate evac, on the double.", and he returns with a short "Copy that, Four-five." before you focus on the task at hand. The general seems to be clutching to his side, wounded no doubt, and Yna is holding onto Joker now, who seems to be enjoying the attention, even if it's the wrong kind of attention for a clone. In either case, you need to get these VIP's out of here quickly. With your men busy doing their duty, you move past them and with a strong kick you break the backdoor right open. There's only two battle droids right outside and with two Ion rounds, you've wasted them both.

"Sierra, form up on me! Evac's LZ is just around the corner.", and your squad pulls out from the building and follows you in tow as you advance forward towards another entrance into the twisting canyon. Along the way you face a couple of battle droids, but nothing you can't handle with some precise shooting with your Ion attachment. They're dropping like flies.

CONT.

>>37684331
What emprah? We work for the Chancellor, and don't go forgetting it.

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>>37684356
Then, out of the blue, a gunship comes flying in hot and lands a couple of clicks in front of the squad. You help Mute and Ones to get the general onboard and Joker tags along, still holding onto Yna who refuses to let go of Joker.

"Greenlight, pilot!", and the gunship takes off from your words and flies off in the general direction of commands HQ. ETA Five minutes.

>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)
>Ask Yna some questions (What to ask?)
>Remain quiet and leave the briefing for the Captain to take care of.

>>37684378
>>>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)
What his mission was
Whether he succeeded
Who took him down
Any intel that could help us if we get another mission before the day is out

>>37684378
>>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)
"What got the drop on you?"

>>37684378
>>37684412
this is good.

>>37684378

>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)
>Ask Yna some questions (What to ask?)


What happened and how did the Genreal get hurt?

>>37684378
>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)

General Malcov sir, that wound, was it caused by an armoured and cybernetically enhanced woman with a cortis blade by chance?

>>37684378
>Ask Zen
"I don't suppose an angry bitter woman with a black blade did that to you? She left before our dance was done and I had my guesses about that knife."

I want confirmation that damn cunt was behind it or not.

After that I guess ask if their mission was completed or if we need to finish it for him.

>>37684378
>Ask Zen Malcov questions (what to ask?)

What got him wounded? he's a jedi master, whatever got him had to be fucking nasty.

>>37684378
Do we have any medical aid?

>>37684462
I knew I forgot to add something; yes, you've applied some bacta to his wound.

>>37684462
Best we got is bacta kits meant to heal clones they'll do about piss all for him I think.

>>37684378
>Remain quiet and leave the briefing for the Captain to take care of.

>>37684447
>"I don't suppose an angry bitter woman with a black blade did that to you? She left before our dance was done and I had my guesses about that knife."
I forget how bad quest players are at dialog sometimes.

>>37684487
bacta is bacta it's Always good.

I'm not sure how useful bacta is against cortosis poisoning though...

>>37684378
>Ask Zen Malcov questions (What to ask?)
>Ask Yna some questions (What to ask?)
"Wouldn't a damn angry woman with a fancy armor and a wounded leg happen to have crossed you? We've got... an unfinished dance waiting for a result."

>>37684521
Better than nothing.

>>37684509
Maybe they should try for matter of factness. It's the main strength of people educated by computer.

>>37684431
Seconding this, it seems more clone like.

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Voting closed!

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>>37684648
For the glory of satan!

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>>37684648
Vode An

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>>37684648
Come on 88!

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>>37684659

ayy lmao.

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>>37684659
Pfft d100s are not our thing

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>>37684678

Writing.

>>37684678
Chief is one smooth talker.

>>37684648
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>>37684678
We ain't getting shit out of him it looks like.

Apparently our insane warp blessed dice powers only extend to martial prowess and glory in warfare.

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>>37684678
We cannot into social fu I guess.

Or our question gives him cancer.

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