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"So..." Anita says. She sits across from Tali, idly rolling her own ceer artifact across the table. "You're a spy from the other school, hmm?"

"Shh!" Tali looks around. They're alone. The girl insisted that they eat dinner together to has out some details. "No one is supposed to know that. You can't just say it out loud."

"Oh don't be such a worry-wart~ We're completely alone here. I just think it's interesting that you've made it so far. All it would take is someone with any form of true sight and they would see right through your disguise. While it is impressive that you can manifest something as intricate as this all day and night it's still magic and magic can be broken."

"Well I didn't think that there was anything that COULD break through it."

"Well there's not much. My visor just happens to be one of the few things. If I were anyone else you would have been in some big trouble, mister."

"Seriously, you really can't tell anyone."

"I won't~ Remember, you can get something I desire as well. And I can help you. We'll be like partners!"

Ugh. I do not like this. I do not like this one bit.

>>37646737
Better than her ratting you out. do you want to be a meaty salsa dip for their chips?

>>37646737
Be nice! Anita is a good girl!

>>37646737
..You don't seem to be apologising enough mentally considering that you just realised that you've been cheating on us.

In any case, she showed you her tits, she's trustworthy in my book mind.

Discover what she wants.

>>37646737
Come on knife ears. It's a solid alliance, and she practically has you blackmailed.

>>37646737
You haven't liked any of our plans.
Here you have a partner willing to help you out drop right into your lap, and here you are complaining!
I mean, come on, you got tits out of the deal, didn't you?

>>37646737
Touch orbs. I wanna talk to competent orb bro and tell him he ain't shit just 'cause he has his life together.

>>37646737

Well, you either have to roll with the punches and agree to this partnership or find a way to really become a girl so that your cover won't be broken.

That last suggestion is not in any way, shape, or form a manifestation of our leftover hurt/spite over your escapades with that other orb.

>>37646666
>I found the Orb of Whispers to be more... Competent?

Just keep digging that hole. Not like we are on a floating island or anything.

That aside. Does she know any methods to enhance the durability of the disguise?

Threadly reminder that the eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>37646825
>find a way to really become a girl so that your cover won't be broken.
...Yes.

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>>37646824
This.

>>37646737
Let us talk to competent orb bro. Get his (their?) thoughts on the matter.

And establish our place as superior orb.

>>37646737
She's dangerous and untrustworthy, but we have no means to dispose of her. We'll have to cooperate for now.

>>37646833

I'm just saying that while polymorph spells that do that don't have many practical uses, this is probably one instance where you'd have to seriously consider doing that.

>>37646863
I'm agreeing with you.

>>37646737
This is an opportunity for us, Tali. She's got talents, and she's willing to work with us. We scrath her back, she scratches our back.

More importantly, tell us about the loot you got.

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>>37646666
>I found the Orb of Whispers to be more... Competent?

We try Tali we're just trying to help you. Well fuck you too Tali from now on I'll just yell incoherently into your fucking brain

>>37646737
You can always just betray her later.

>>37646900
>from now on I'll just yell incoherently into your fucking brain

Business as usual then?

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>>37646833
>>37646863
>Tali becomes a girl for real
OH YES

>>37646666
...In what way? What did the other orb actually act like, specifically? What were the rooms that it helped you with? Did it say anything else?

>>37646737
Tali, we can read your journal entries, too.

I'm sorely tempted to get angry and call you a lot of things, but we've been called upon to help you through thick and thin, and we're going to continue doing that despite any irreverence you might have for our appointed duty.

>>37646936

No instead of screaming about tits we'll scream about all the terrible things we'll do to his Anus and it still won't be rape, stupid knife-ears

>>37646737
What happened to your bling?

Also, could you make us and the red orb touch a bit?

what if red orb is a parallel quest Larro is running elsewhere

>>37646737

Other orb is more competent. We are more fun at parties.

Choose wisely.

>>37647012
In a bizarro /tg/ where people are respectful and give decent advice to people who need it?

>>37647018
>Other orb is more competent.
In some situations.

Our insanity might actually gave him an edge when common sense doesn't work.

>>37647054
That's a lie told to make you feel better.

>>37647018
Allegedly. The only sign that we've seen of said competence is that Tali went through a path with a lot of treasure on it. We handled our own challenges quite well, despite our new charge picking the worst possible suggestions at the most crucial times.

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>>37647018
> tali's fw he chooses the blue orb over red.

> "He chose... poorly."

>>37647062
We got past the button, the red orb didn't.

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Guys, please. I'm seriously super super sorry. I didn't mean to cheat on you or anything. You'll still my best friends and allies in this school.

I need you.

So we'll just pretend that never happened, okay?

And please don't read my journal. It's private.

>>37646793
>>37646812
Ugh... I think I've seen more breasts this week than I have my entire life. This is not a good work environment...

>>37646884
>>37646967
Most of the loot I got was taken by the club and sold for funds. I got 100 Alm out of the deal which is not bad at all. I also got to keep the stuff. It's a pretty neat artifact with an usual mana crystal in the center. So long as I cast with it the amount of mana I spend is decreased by quite a bit.

>>37646955
It tended to just sort of tell me exactly what I needed to do to achieve optimal results.

>>37646862
>>37646831
>>37646809
I know she wants artifacts. The only ones I have right now are you guys and my staff so I probably don't have anything she would need.

But yeah... I guess we're working together for now, like it or not.

"Do you mind if I touch my orb to yours for a bit?"

"Ah, no. I kinda like this one the way it is. Maybe if they swap again."

>>37646825
Yeah, nah.. Conversion magic is not something I really want to mess around with. At least not when it deals with my own body.

"Soooo" Anita says. "What's your game plan? I mean, what do you do to find out these secrets and get the details on these super awesome artifacts?"

>>37647108
We hear your thoughts, mate. We hear your journal as you write it

>>37647108
A... Plan?

Can you repeat the question?

>>37647108
>don't read my journal. It's private.
WE ARE YOUR THOUGHTS, TALI
WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

>>37647108
>"Soooo" Anita says. "What's your game plan? I mean, what do you do to find out these secrets and get the details on these super awesome artifacts?"

Our secret plan is to wander around incoherently until we stumble on something. It has served us well so far.

>>37647054
>In some situations.

Probably has some highly advanced magical filter. It filters out the less sane choices we offer.

Probably like the built in moderation. The problem with that is you never know when it will skip some needed info.

We give him pure unfiltered information.

He just has to be man enough to filter it himself and smart enough to choose wisely.

>>37647108
Mention to her that if we can figure out how to tame a demon we could get the most powerful artifact in the school

>>37647108
Tali stop thinking about boobs. (Now you can't stop thinking about them.

Tell her we plan to get friendly with the people in the academy and try to get to secrets that way. We've already joined a few clubs for that purpose.

>>37647108
>It tended to just sort of tell me exactly what I needed to do to achieve optimal results.
Yeah, boring.

>>37647108
>"Soooo" Anita says. "What's your game plan? I mean, what do you do to find out these secrets and get the details on these super awesome artifacts?"

...Well if you want to not work with her you could throw your morals away for an hour or two and find a way to give her Vasli's book.

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>>37647108
>And please don't read my journal. It's private.

[laughing voices]

>So we'll just pretend that never happened, okay?

[continued laughter]

In any case, accept her plan. Ask details, though.

SERIOUSLY. ASK ABOUT DETAILS.

>>37647108
Talk to people. Gain their trust. Explore. Point out weird shit to your new friends, and they will just tell you the secrets.

Also, you can exchange favors for secrets, like you did with Vaisi.

>>37647108
It's actually really simple.

We're already in the science club. We can get our hands on all the blueprints and runes there.

Now, you know that each club has to handle their own funding. That's where the anime club comes in. We'll turn it into a small place where people can come in to relax, share secrets, and buy school supplies. Eventually we upgrade our own funding to cover all the clubs.

That way, we get our hands on all the money that goes through the school. If anyone needs something, they go through us - be they students or teachers. And they'll need to report everything to us.

Basically, we control the money, we control everything. Meaning that people will give us their secrets and artifacts willingly in exchange for some other favor.

>>37647108
Tell her to touch her orb to sempeye. He's a cool artifact and he might enjoy the company, even if it is skank orb.

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>>37647154
>she's asking us for a plan

Well fuck.

>>37647108
>And please don't read my journal. It's private.
Our purpose is to aid you. We have to understand how you think in order to do that.

>Most of the loot I got was taken by the club and sold for funds.
We're not part of the dungeoneering club, are we? Do they take artifacts from every student who explores the dungeons?

>It tended to just sort of tell me exactly what I needed to do to achieve optimal results.
So it did nothing but provide information? Did it display any self-awareness? Did it find any of the puzzles difficult, or work through the solution before providing you with an answer?

>>37647108
>It tended to just sort of tell me exactly what I needed to do to achieve optimal results.

Ah so it's the tiny but generally above average think thank while we have taken the infinite number of monkeys and typewriters apporch.

We'll give you Shakespeare one of these days Tali

As for an actual plans step one is to entrench ourselves, make friends and allies then we can start stealing with impunity.

Also tell there's a secret passage in the girls Bath we could tell her about, but it needs an artifact Key.

>>37647245
Lets start calling her a she.

Red is totally a slutty female orb color.

>>37647108
>"What's your game plan?...

Get really good at shampooing hair. After that everything should just fall into place.

>>37647280
What should her name be?
Let's see... red orb... Rosa?
Any better ideas?

>>37647108
>asking us for details on our plans
That is suspicious info-digging. I'm not sure we can trust her with too much information. If she decides to sell us out at some point, it'll be worse for us if she explains to the teachers why our behavior is "suspicious".

>>37647309
Rosa is fine

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>>37647108
Yo, lady, Tali got told to come here illusioned to look like a girl and to listen to us.

Do we look like an orb with a plan to you?
Also red orb is a slut.

>>37647309

Red Bean

>>37647108

And yet we solved her a puzzle that had her stuck for over five hours in like, two minutes.

>>37647309
Anita's little helper. Since we're a blue Christmas ball.
Rosa's fine.

>>37647108
>"Soooo" Anita says. "What's your game plan?

Uhh, not die and be nice to people? And not go crazy. That's a biggie.

>>37647350
>Anita's little helper
Then should we call it MacIntosh?

>>37647345
>And yet we solved her a puzzle that had her stuck for over five hours in like, two minutes.

So red is the practical everyday orb we are the adventure/murderhobo/dungeneer edition

I can dig it

>>37647108
You're funny kid. Really. No such thing as too much boobs. Well okay there IS but I doubt you're going to randomly find an artifact left by some genuine pervert that enlarges said boobs.

MOVING ON Plans.. Uhh. well shit we didn't think that far ahead did we? Wait wait wait waiiiiit why the hell's she digging this deep? Blabbermouth kinda spilt almost damn near everything already. He literally would NOT shutup. Ever. Nah lets not clue her in to anything clever yet.

I'll tell you HER plan though. she's a full blown raven kleptomaniac who wants to steal anything not nailed down if its got magic in it. Seriously if you had magic underpants she'd forcefully strip you! Hmmm maybe thats one way to get you laid...

>>37647108
Our game plan so far has just been to make friends and talk to them to see what kind of people they are and what kind of things they do. Also we go looking for neat things in the corridors. Like that crazy girl with no arms who's been locked up.

>>37647373
Nah, the red orb spits out intelligent advice, we can't name it that.

>>37647383
It makes sense if you think about it. The Red Pill lets you go about your everyday life as if nothing bad is happening, but the Blue Pill lets you see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

And lemme tell you Tali, we go in deep and hard.
>>37647229
This is a good plan. Anything that lets us become Lords of Capital is the way to go.

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>>37647397
So our plan is to get Tali to wear magic underpants?

Where do we get the underpants?

>>37647456
Fuwa has artifact panties called "The little death"

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>>37647431
What this guy said.

>>37647456
Didn't someone at the academy have those? Artifact magic undies?

>>37647456

Nightly panty raids obviously. We steal them before Anita can.

>>37647456
Fuwa has magic underpants

Anyway Tali you are going to need to kill Anita, she knows too much and cannot be trusted. Make it look like an accident.

>>37647506
>>37647514
>>37647478
So while Tali is sleeping... we take over his body and go on a panty raid?

Sounds good to me.

>>37647514
Maybe we can eat her orb.

I distinctly remember being able to eat other advice giving orbs in a world filled with magic and gross monsters with all too many teeth once upon a time.

>>37647514
>Kill Anita

HAHAHA YOU THINK HE HAS THE STONES FOR THAT?! YOU ARE FUNNY GOOD VOICE!

But seriously that reminds me. If you get tangled up with her in a fight she's got some weird ass scarf of a bajillion respawns. Something about each time she dies like an idoit a thread ravels off it to restore her life...

Oh yeah last time she died we were there for it. She got molested by tentacle monsters. Painfully. The others kinda...uh. took notes on the things technique. they're kinky like that.

>>37647108
Start off with a simple answer, like >>37647414

If she's not satisfied with that, then ask for some info on her plans in exchange. Trade info for info. Intelligence is vital in the spy business.

>>37647108
Enough with the terrible plans! Let's give you something decent.

"Paperwork, doing a lot of listening, walking and talking to people. Normal, boring research. It really isn't that difficult. It's hard to create a plan when you don't have any access to information... which is sort of what this is."

Pretend to fumble a lie. "It's certainly not by using super-powerful spying magic" then laugh nervously

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Okay! I get it! You guys read my thoughts! No secrets! But that's exactly why we need to work together. We're connected almost intimately. We need to make this work.

"My plan..? My plan is...

>>37647229
>>37647397
>>37647602

"My plans mostly involve wandering around, making friends and connections, and exploring the place. It's worked pretty well so far. But what about you? What's your plan?"

"Well, I decided to join the Dungeon Diving Club to get artifacts, of course. It seemed like the most obvious way to get what I wanted. Also I brought along that whip I lent you.

>She takes it from Tali and holds it up.

"This thing is an artifact hunter's dream. It can sense artifacts nearby and their relative power. Also, if they're sentient, it can force them into submission. Yours seems to be rather resistant to it, though. In fact yours might be the one I was trying to call to a few nights ago. If so you have a pretty neat artifact hanging around your neck. Very stubborn."

"Uhm, thanks. So you use that to find artifacts? And hope to come across them at the dungeon?"

"Yep! But that's why I wanna work with you. You can lead me to artifacts and I have a bunch of stuff that might help you! Like that whip. You mentioned you needed it, right? Well you can borrow it for as long as you need. In return if you come across something cool send it my way. Sounds fair, right?"

>>37647664
>Submission

TO THE BOOOOOOK

>>37647108
So do you want to be the one to admit that you had no plan and that we're more focused on getting you laid and building ourselves an artifact harem or do you want to let us tell her?

>>37647664
Ahaha~ Red orb is trembling at the whip. It must be weak compared to us.

>>37647664
Take that whip, Tali. Say you'll give her artifacts, but in reality, you'll give her all the shitty ones.

Also, read that Rena book when you get the chance.

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>>37647664
Cast this spell, Tali. Right now.

>>37647664
Tali, tell her to tell the red orb that the blue orb says it's a pussy.

>>37647728
>doesn't even have anything as a fuel rune
Hahaha, look at this novice.

>>37647664
She can't have the thing we need the whip for. Sorry, owner-of-skank-orb, but we like Tali being not dead. Also I'm sure you also would prefer to not have a bajillion threads ripped out of your bullshit scarf.

So, like, yeah. We'll send you after the next few.

>>37647717
>It must be weak compared to us.

It's just not as kinky.

>>37647664
TOUCH US TO THE WHIP.

DOMINATE THE WHIP.

I just wanna see what happens, mostly.

>>37647664
"Right, but do you plan to take ALL the artifacts in this relationship? You've already demonstrated an issue with controlling... uh, difficult ones. I am actually worried with your amount of experience you had trouble with my orb."

"It may also be helpful to pool our knowledge to avoid trapfalls." C'mon sucker her into giving you more runes.

>>37647695
>vibrating red orb
'ssh baby it's okay.'

>>37647664
Use the whip to force the book that made Vaisi crazy into submission.

>>37647664
Ah, the great pussywhip.

Okay, give her a free tip as a sign of good will: some of the artifacts can corrupt their owners. One of them is in the school, and its user is extremely dangerous and gorgeous. Just so we don't end up having to deal with two psychos later on.

>>37647664
That sounds... reasonable.

There's no way we'll be giving her Vaisi's book though.

And guys, shouldn't we plan for the eventuality that Anita might betray us? It might happen that an artifact she really wants falls to our lap.

>>37647664
Okay, we'll share some magic items with her if they're safe to use, but ancient artifacts can get pretty dangerous. Some of them can damage the user's mind.

On another note, that red orb does not look like a happy orb. I think it's been traumatized by something. We should be careful with this whip.

...Maybe it'll react to Ninety-Nine Copper? We don't really know what happened to make her like that.

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>>37647717
Blue>Red

Blue power.

>>37647832
>And guys, shouldn't we plan for the eventuality that Anita might betray us? It might happen that an artifact she really wants falls to our lap.
Better start crafting a murder spell that rapid-fire murders over and over and over.

>>37647832
>shouldn't we plan for the eventuality that Anita might betray us?
Do we look like we know what we're doing?

>>37647813

I would bet that the book is far stronger than that whip. Maybe if we could enhance artifacts, probably with another artifact.

Hey Tali, ask her if she has ever heard of an artifact that will enhance other artifacts.

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>>37647664
Tali tell Red to stop being a bitch. That whip doesn't even look scary. I could choke it to death with my string.

Bitch-ass whip. Punk-ass bitch whip bitch. What you gonna do?

Yeah. That's what I thought. Bitch-ass whip nigga bitch.

Call it a bitch, Tali.

>>37647664
The part she doesn't mention is she already has a small arsenal of artifacts some of which are bullshit-tier in power. like that fucking scarf of infinite lives. She likes hogging the good stuff.

Its a nice offer Tali. just remember she'll leave you for dead in a heartbeat, this is mostly a working relationship and the fact she has you over the barrel. I'd say sorry for Blabbermouth but he's too busy giggling and muffling it.

That whips useful but judging from how the redball is acting it seems to...maybe suppress them? Who knows maybe the redballs even more useful if she bothered learning to work with it.

Just remember. KAW-KAW! She's more freaking klepto about ancient artifacts then a Blood Raven! Theres also one she really REALLY wants bad. Something about being insanely powerful, possibly world go boom levels of power?

That...might not be a good thing to let her have actually.

>>37647664
>come across something cool send it my way

Remember Tali only send her Ice related artifacts

Okay, before we do anything. Can we get the golem-girl to take a look at that whip?

Maybe we can manufacture our own, even stronger one. Then when Anita does turn on us, we can just whip it out and take over her artifacts in surprise.

>>37647910
We need a gold chain.

>>37647664
Say yes for now but secretly work towards framing Anita as a male spy herself.

Step one will be to steal the red orb so that she can't hax her way out of it.

Step two will be to lurk around and use illusions to make scary Thorn class elf girl think that Anita has a dick.

>>37647664
Psychology voice is sad he is late. But blizzard conditions are terrible. I am happy to see the other voices are keeping with making friends though.

Also, A crack dat a-whip

>>37647910
Down boy down! Even if we're immune to the thing I don't like mocking it incase the things self aware or something and takes it as a challenge and fucks with us the entire time.

Like it has a chance though. Punks about as forceful as you are Tali!

>>37647664

Psssst Hey Tali. I just wanted to say I know you are trying your hardest and you are doing a good job, you may be inexperienced but you're already getting the hang of it. Keep trying little buddy

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>>37648009
Well thank you.

>>37647910
Please don't bully...

"Right, but do you plan to take ALL the artifacts in this relationship? You've already demonstrated an issue with controlling... uh, difficult ones. I am actually worried with your amount of experience you had trouble with my orb."

"I'll admit I'm not the most experienced artifact hunter but... I can handle them well enough. Also the artifacts you currently have aren't that interesting to me right now so you're perfectly safe!"

"Thanks, I guess? It may also be helpful to pool our knowledge to avoid trapfalls."

"Like what?"

"Well I'll tell you what I know about artifacts. Like did you know that certain really powerful artifacts can corrupt the user's mind? The book I want to get does that. It's why I really can't give it to you."

"Ah, I see. Hmm... With the whip I never really had to worry about that..."

"I didn't either, until recently. Now if you wanna help perhaps you can give me a few runes? My knowledge of them is a bit lacking. Also! If you know anything about artifact enhancing artifacts I'd love to hear about it."

"All I know is that such things are really really rare. Now, let me see your spellbook."

>Tali hands over his book. Anita updates his list of runes.

"There you go~" She says as she hands back the book. "See? We got a nice thing going on here."

>A bell rings. Dinner is over and free period has begun.

Should I stay with Anita? Or go do something else?

>>37648037
VAISI
TAME THAT BOOK
ALSO THAT TONGUE

>>37648012
If only we had teeth, we could have a gold grill too.

>>37648037

99c Make sure she is taking hr mandate breaks.

Also how old was she again? Did we make sure her breaks are in compliance with all appropriate age laws?

>>37648037
Stick with her a bit.

Ask her about ways to free someone from an artifact's control.

>>37648037
Remind yourself to check up on those runes if you see any of them in a book or something later. She might be trying to subtly sabotage us by mislabeling a rune or two in case we use them against her. That card game might help.

>>37648037
Time to fulfill your destiny, Tali. Tame the book!

>>37648037
Stay with her and talk shop. What has she seen around the school? What are some interesting artifacts she already knows about that are out of her reach?

>>37648037
OOoooo thats alot of rune magic I can see this being usefu- THERES A RUNE FOR ICE CREAM!?! FUCK YES! Oh we have GOTTA get you to make a banana split sometime kid! Somebodys gotta culture you!

As for now...might be worth tailing her unless you have something important to do you decided on WITHOUT US since we got ball swapped and shit. Actually thats important. How the FUCK DID WE GET SWAPPED?

>>37648133
>How the FUCK DID WE GET SWAPPED?
Probably a magical accident.

>>37648037
Go find a teacher. Tell them your plan on getting the book from Vaisi. You need backup on this!

>>37648156
Do the teachers know about her magical whip?

>>37648037
Stick with her, get to know her better.

Maybe offer to introduce her to Maolin? She's our artifact expert, and we could use a hand in dealing with future artifacts and making ones. Maybe she can make new ones based on the ones we already have?

>>37648151
Maybe we should dig into that. Go to the science lab, see what's going on there. If something strange did happen that caused us to switch artifact-bodies, who knows what else.

Maybe the Book is in something else now as well?

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>>37648012
800 hours in MS paint

>>37648037
Eggscellent. Lay on the compliment and a smile along with starting to see the benefits of this working relationship.

Right now... I think it would actually be a TERRIBLE idea to tackle the book solo with minimal preparation. Talk to her that maybe she should think about that; the whip might not be able to overpower everything.

Ask her if there's a particular artifact around she's been eyeballing and help her with that Like fuwa's panties

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>>37648037
Here's a small thing I whipped up, could you run it by the girl who wouldn't mind helping you with runes?
The purpose of it is to provide you with a small amount of energy when in sunlight specifically, it should alleviate the burden of the permanent glamour slightly. The main downside is that it'd dim sunlight around you slightly. Sources of light not from the sun should be ignored.

Alternatively you can transfer it to a managem instead.

I'm not sure if the last "transfer to caster" is required, but better safe than sorry. Could even make it gentle transfer instead.

I guess the staff might also alleviate some of the mana cost to upkeep your glamour?

>>37648213
You asshole.

Using the JPEG format for that kind of picture is a crime. All those fucking artifacts.

>>37648037
You have had a long day. Perhaps go and spend the rest of it relaxing with your Petal friends?

>>37648256
>All those fucking artifacts.
Have we discovered our reproductive cycle?

>>37648238
Wow a voice who is not an idiot with spell-craft

>>37648256
>All those fucking artifacts.
Isn't that the point?

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>>37648294

>>37648213
Those are not the jpg artifacts we're looking for.

>>37648238
This guy makes it look like he knows what he's talking about! Do this!

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>>37648213
Two minutes on ancient website

>>37648238
Yeah, this other voice is using fancy words, listen to him.

>>37648238
m8, you can't put two runes in one circle
That whole thing is broken.

>>37648238

You sound like a red orb voice. I'm watching you.

>>37648037
Tali you should go find an artifact called The Rod of Lordly Might for Anita. That should keep her... busy while we go about our business.

>>37648354
You can, look at the rune page.

>>37648368
With our luck, Tali would find The Rod of Lordly Moe.

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>>37648358
Yeah, he's obviously a spy.

I fixed it before the foul sabotage could happen.

>>37648354
If you were to read Tali's spell guide, you'd notice that it's one of the methods of binding runes. It saves space and ink as well.

>>37648358
I am only reasonable in the face of !!SCIENCE!!, otherwise I'm as much of a tease as the rest of you.

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>>37648358
>there are still red orb voices here

>>37647957
Yes. Get us a gold chain. We bling now.

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>>37648256
>>37648331
10000 Hours MS Paint

Your pain feeds my Lyfe [/spoilers]

>>37648404
Perfect we can drive them insane then send them back

>>37648389
Convert clothes to alcohol, however you may wish to reformat it if you seek to use my solar-powered setup.

Additionally, I would recommend removing "small" from AoE.

>>37648389
Furthermore, I won't recommend the square linking, you'd be better off pairing them off.

>>37648471
I dont remember adding small. I think it was AoE

>>37648418
We'll make Tali the most fabulous elf there is.

>>37648499
My own solar powered formula has small in both the AoE and the steal. I'd wager you don't care much for caution in your alcohol-fueled endeavours.

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>>37648404
Oh boy

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Tali, Tali we need to rob the library for more runes.

We need more runes.

Also here are a bunch of spells for you, but run the comfy one by someone experienced before trying to cast it because I'm uncertain whether Joy is a dangerous rune to use.

>>37648544
But that's AoE in the gathering of energy, not in the application of clothes to booze.

>>37648615
Make a steal icecream spell

>>37648629
Exactly, it'd speed up with small was removed from the energy gathering equation.

Although I'd still reformat it to a parallel mostly self-sustaining spell through priorities, and possibly some looping around for active self-triggering.

>>37648615
Why do they use gold as a trigger?

>>37648699
That's invoke.

>>37647728
Are we trying to make a clothing conversion spell here? I could go write one. It could be useful to get Lily off our backs if we run into her while we're somewhere we are not supposed to be, since being invisible doesn't really work on her.

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>>37648238
I'll definitely have someone way better at spellcrafting than me check this out.

>>37648389
And this one..?

>>37648438
>>37648331
>>37648213
>>37648574

What in the world..?

Anyway, I think I'll hold off on that book just for a bit. I need more than an hour of planning before I attempt to take on an artifact that forced her to kill people... What if it latches onto me or something?

>>37648084
"Hey, so I need to return something to a classmate. She's an expert in making golems and stuff so maybe you can join me?"

"Sure~"

>The two stand up and walk back to the school. A few members of Thorn spot Tali as he walks down the corridor and wave at him. It's clear his bravery has earned him a bit of a standing in the class.

"So if an artifact does take over someone what would be the best way to fix them?"

"Well... On their own most artifacts are harmless. If you can just remove the person from the artifact they should be out of the item's control. How well they'll do after they're freed, though..." She shrugs.

"I see... So I need some sort of containment."

"Anything will do so long as the artifact isn't crazy powerful and capable of moving on it's own."

"Have you noticed any artifacts like that?"

"I think the only artifact I've seen that's even somewhat capable of movement is The Sorter."

>>37648128
"Are there any other artifacts that you've noticed around? Any that you're interested in?"

"Oh, there's a bunch! This Aelor has a gourd that has some pretty neat conversion magic, an that elf fuwa is actually holding quite a few herself. There's this one I want that's supposed to be... Well, it's super comfy. If you could ever get them for me I'd love you forever!"

"I'll... See."

>Tali opens the door to the Science Club/Root Class room. Maolin is inside, a massive ceramic fist over her normal arm.

"Hello, Tali."

>Anita gasps.

1/2

>>37648037
I am all for staying with Anita. Tell her your orb informed you despite being inexperienced she's amassed a truly impressive collection. Say that as the compliment.

>>37648765
She's gonna get lewd on that robutt, isn't she?

>>37648814
Given that she's here to collect artifacts for a poorly-developed conquest scheme, she's likely to try and take and/or dominate the robutt. It's lucky we're holding the whip in this scenario.

>>37648845
I'm not sure if Maolin counts as an artifact. Although she's certainly magical, if you know what I mean.

>>37648765
Look like Anita is totally /u/ for Maolin

>>37648890
I'd say /g/ if anything.

>>37648845
Pretty sure Maolin does count as one, which is why she's researching them so hard.
>It's lucky we're holding the whip in this scenario.
Turns out the whip is just an ancient golem sex toy

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"Is... Is that The Price of Life..?" Anita says, practically panting as she moves closer to Maolin.

"I do have that within me." Maolina says. "It is my phylactery."

"I... I see. That's really cool... Can I... Can I see it? Please?"

"No."

"Come on~ I just wanna look at it~ The things that artifact can do..."

>Anita moves closer.

"Tali." Maolin says. "If your friend gets closer I will punch her in the stomach. I'm not sure how much damage this will cause."

"Anita, you really shouldn't..."

"I just want one little look..." Anita insists "Just one..."

She's moving closer...

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>>37648641
Here, Steal Ice Cream.
It pretty much does the exact same thing as steal target, though, just more specific.

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Maybe Anita can see this.

>>37648939

Grab anita's boobs and or ears.

Stop her.

>>37648939
Touch us to her body.

BAD ANITA! BAD! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!

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>>37648939
>Anita wants to get inside Maolin
L-lewd

>>37648939
Don't worry, her scarf thing will just give her another life. Let her do it, Tali. You know you want to see it.

>>37648939
fuckin stop her tali dont be a puss

>>37648939
Show her your boobs!

>>37648939

Anita can rez. Lets see how this plays out.

>>37648939
Target violent rend clothes, fuel self(energy). Trigger invoke.

I assume you have the staff with you?

>>37648939
Uh, pull Anita back. She's being creepy and making our friend uncomfortable.

>>37648939
She still has 999 more lives left in reserve.

>>37648939
>>37648953
>Grab anita's boobs and or ears.

do it

>>37648953
>ears
That's her respawn ribbon.

>>37648939
Reach up behind her and grab her by the ears. "Anita. Personal space."

Rub the ears slowly.

>>37648939
Restrain her. Idly ask what it can do that could make Anita want it so badly.

>>37648939
Tell her that it's not nice to touch people without their permission. If she doesn't listen, grab her by the scarf and pull her away.

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>>37648939
Back, Anita! Back!

>>37648975
Ah sorry, that should be violent rend (target clothes).

>>37648939
Let her get punched

Anita, come on, restrain yourself, you just met the girl and you're asking to see her phylactery!

Tali, we need to get you on a workout regimen of some kind. Maybe you should join the Dungeon Diving club with Anita? They seem to have a few members who could help you with that, and I gave you a protective spell up there that could help a lot with the whole...dangerous dungeons thing.

>>37648939
Call Anita a pervert for wanting to see a golem's intimates even though they're not even dating yet.

>>37649049
>Tali, we need to get you on a workout regimen of some kind.
100 push ups
100 sit ups
100 squats
run 10 miles
Every single day

>>37648939
QUICK! Steal her artifacts while she's distracted!

If you can nick her visor, then you can invisible your way away and she can't do shit!

>>37648939
Use the whip, Tali!

>>37649020
But the android is the one that's going to be doing the fisting.

>>37648939
>>37649106
This

>>37648939
Quick! Use the comfy spell to make everyone comfy!

>>37649138
True, but how I'd that better?

>>37648939
Touch her with the orb.

We'll deliver a burst of mental static into her brain like a taser. It should snap her out of it.

>>37648939
TALI! I just realized. If we can borrow Anita's ribbon or get one like it, we could make 98 Ice Creams!

>>37649174
They can spin their wrists indefinitely and vibrate?

>>37649191
Holy shit, anon, you're a genius.

Tali, do this.

>>37649174
> I'd
is
Damn phone spellcheck

>>37649212
Ah... hmm. Well as long as they use the right settings and safety limiters I guess.

>>37649250
She also has like a thousandish respawns so they can afford to get kinky.

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>Tali reaches forward and grabs Anita's ear. He pulls her back as she lets out a yelp of pain.

"You're making Maolin uncomfortable."

"Ow ow ow ow..." Anita tries to pull away before she finally relaxes. "Okay... I'm calm."

>He lets go of her. She still seems on edge but she doesn't move towards Maolin.

"So, Maolin." Tali says. "As you can see, Anita here loves artifacts. You make them. I thought maybe you two could talk about them? Maybe work on some together? There are artifacts we may not know the full capabilities of."

"I am not really an expert," Maolin says, "But I can be of service. After all, you did help me. Speaking of which, may I have my scanner back?" Tali hands back the scanner. "Thank you. Yes, if there's anything you wish to know about the nature of an artifact I will look into it for you. 10 Alm for each reading, though. I need to make a living."

>Tali considers the artifacts he and Anita have on hand. Is there anything he needs to find out more about right now?

>>37649346
Find out if the red orb really is a little bitch

>>37649346
You should totally let Maolin examine us.

>>37649346
Find out more about US! Also, the whip. Also the red orb.

>>37649346
The whip.
Then maybe the orbs next.

>>37649346
Have Maolin examine us and red orb.

Hopefully we touch the red orb while this happens.

>>37649346
Do you really?

You dont even eat. Or sleep. You could literally "make a living" from the inside of a shipping crate, because it constitutes literally nothing other than living.

>>37649346
Let her check out the whip. We need to make sure it is of use against Vaisi's book.

>>37649346
I'd let Maolin inspect me, if you know what I mean.

>>37649346
Ask about us. Anita can ask about the red one. I'm guessing that the two orbs are part of the same set. Law and Chaos. Just like the god thing that made the Ceer, right?

And maybe ask Maolin if she knows how to deal with artifacts that corrupt their users and what's the best way to handle them.

>>37649391
Don't be rude! She probably has maintenance needs of some kind!

Tali, use invisibility to rob the library's forbidden secret knowledge section. You know it has to have one. This is a magic school.

>>37649346
Us and the whip.

>>37649346
Do you even have any Alm, you elf beggar?

>>37649346
Womb Dagger.

>>37649439
He would, from all the artifacts the dungeoneering club took.

>>37649439
He got a hundred for all those artifacts he found in the dungeon.

He's been ripped off, but whatever. Better than being poor.

>>37649456
Oh yes, totally this.

>>37649346
The whip, the whip!
Also Womb Dagger.

>>37649346
Ask her what that spell is, those red flames look wicked cool.

>>37649391
She still has a broken face, so she's probably poor as shit.

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So would this spell allow us to steal light and warmth from an area of effect and use them to charge the mana gem, or would it just make the mana gem glow and get warm?

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"Uhm... I do have a few. Anita, can I see your orb?"

>Anita hesitates but relinquishes the orb to Tali. He hands that, the whip, and his own orb to Maolin.

>She also takes 30 Alm.

>First she examines the whip.
>She pulls off her chest plate and grabs a nearby wire. She attaches one part of it to the whip and another she places deep inside of her chest. She stays still but Tali can hear soft murmuring coming from behind her mask.
>She pulls out the wire.

"This artifact is Ceer Level. It is designed to subjugate and control sentient artifacts should they get out of control. It requires someone wielding another sentient artifact that is around the same level as the one that the wielder is attempting to subjugate. It is worth approximately 1000 Alm."

>She takes Tali's orb and connects with it as well.

"This is... Is.... Is.... Is...."

"Maolin..?"

"Is... Is beyond you, elf. Do not peer further."

1/2

>>37649676
Ey bb u wan sum fuk?

>>37649623
May want to convert the stolen light and warmth to energy or self(fuel)?

>>37649676
Maolin is calling you dumb, Tali.

>>37649676
Well that's reassuring... oh wait.

>>37649623
What's with the small-self (fuel) rune? Everything else seems okay.

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>>37649676
>Maolin's head droops and clay leaks out of her eye holes. Cracks form all along her ceramic body as energy courses through her.

"Maolin!"

>The table holding up the orb stops functioning. The orb drops to the ground and rolls away.

>>37649676
Okay what

>>37649676
Who are you?

Are you the same person we talked to when we looked at the orb with that artifact? Who claimed that they manipulated everything for a thousand years?

What do you want?

>>37649676
>>37649711
...sorry

>>37649711
What.

>>37649711

Huh.

Guys, which one of you fucked with her braincase.

>>37649711
I think... we may have broken her. Quick, hide the pieces!

>>37649711
Whoa, we didn't mean to do that.

>>37649711
Ah crap, where's the undo button?

She should be hardier than that though.

>>37649711
Cast a heal spell on her! She's awesome and has helped us!

>>37649711
Oh shit! We accidentally the sexy golem!

I feel like I should zalgotext in this situation but I cba to do it.

Someone else do the spooky words.

>>37649711
welp.
Looks like Anita is getting that artifact out of her after all!

>>37649711
On the up-side, this means we can get our 30 alm back!

>>37649711
FUCK
WE KILLED HER
WHY

NEVER AGAIN

>>37649711
Yeah, pure unrestrained chaos will do that to you

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>>37649711
Quick, Tali! Reload! RELOAD FROM LAST SAVE!

>>37649711
Does this count as ahegao?

>>37649776
S̵̸͖̖̯̹̱͓̲͖ͭ̾͒̏͌ͪ̊ͫ̑ͬ̽͊ͥ̕̕͞ṕ̨̐̆̀͋̉ͫ̽͌̐̎ͪ͒̚͡͠҉̣̹̹̜̠̟̟̤͎͓̺̙̻͍ͅỏ̶̄̏́͆̾ͫ͂́҉͚͙͕͖̩͕̞̤͉͇̪̲͇̱͉̖̟o̡̡̜̯͙̼̗̅̃͗̑̓ͣ̈̓͂̚̕͜k̅ͦ̔̈̾̀ͯ͊̕҉͕̤͈̟̞̱̲͙͍̩͞y̶͍͓̯̰̪̠̜̳͙̰̺̝̭̭̗̮̙̏ͤ̽ͬͪͅͅ ͈̱̲͕̲̯̥̙̖̤͕̮̦̎͑͂͌̍ͭͫͥ̌͌͐̕̕͜͜ẁ̸̟̬̠̤̥̻̬̬̭̼̟̰͕̭̺͖̭͌̊̃͘͠ò̱̙͉̘͙ͧ́͆͋̌̂ͦͥͭ̆͋ͧ͋̓͊ͧ̀̚͘͡r̡ͥ̌ͬ͋ͬ͠҉̨̩͔͙̫͔̜̭̮̘͙̹̭͎̤͈̕d̡̨̙̻̰͚ͨ͑ͦͫͦͭ͗̒͛̄͛ͪͧͤ̀̚͞͝ͅs̷̶̡̢̝̜̫̰̯̎͆̽̒ͥ̾̿ͭ͊̾ͫ̎̚.̝̞̩̜̗̀͒͂̐ͮ̓̈͌̌̄̓ͧ̎̍͘

>>37649676
>It requires someone wielding another sentient artifact that is around the same level as the one that the wielder is attempting to subjugate.
I guess that explains why the whip doesn't work on us.

The red orb is too much of a bitch to take us on.

>>37649711
Haha, either the Ceer or a god is messing with us. But you'll note they're too cowardly to listen to us. Pussies.

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>>37649676
>"Is... Is beyond you, elf. Do not peer further."
There is no need to be afraid....
Embrace us... Become one with infinity....

This may be a warning to stop trying to find out what we actually are. I say fuck that, full steam ahead.

>>37649711
[void damage]

Wonder if we can do spells/commands.

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>>37649837

>>37649711
What the fuck are we?

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>>37649711
We're the strongest!

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"I'm sorry!!!"

>Tali grabs the orb.

What do I dooooooo!?

>>37649748
What!?

>>37649766
Real life doesn't have an undo!

"Tali!" Anita shouts. "You gotta slap her phylactery!"

"W-what!?"

"It's the only way to reboot her!"

"What's a phylactery!?"

"It's a little tube thing! It should be somewhere inside of her! Quick!"

AAaaaaaah! S-should I!? Can't Anita do it!?

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>>37649833
>>37649811

>>37649833
>>37649837
Seriously. If people keep dying when we try, Larro is going to run out of characters for his quest really fast.

>>37649878
LIVES ARE AT STAKE TALI

DO WHAT YOU MUST

HER FATE LIES IN YOUR ELF HANDS

>>37649833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

>>37649878
D̵̮͙̤̣̰̭͔͙͜͠͝O̢̦̮͕̱͈̹̥̺͟͡ ͜͏̶͇̦̺̫̳̲͕̭̙̙̦̻̜̥́ͅŅ̨͙͓͚̤̗͙̞͙̀͘ͅǪ̴̝̹̙̺̳̥̜̦̰̞̩͇͎͍͡T̸͎̳̹̮̜̩̥̭͙̗͔̘͕̀͟͟͝ ̴̝͙͕̦̳̺͞Í̧̝̘͓͚͍͍̪̳͍͔̦͙͝N͢҉̨̘͙͍͕̼̯̱̙̹̤̳̹̰̭ͅͅͅT̷̩̲̭̤͕͉͉̮̤̣͙̯̤͉̘͉͔̬͟͜͝Ḛ̝̼̪͕̜͔͈̣̬̟̖͚͢͜Ŕ̬̩̜̹͖̹̫̝̗͍̜̦̝̻̞͡F̶̸͍̮̱̣͙̩̭͜͝͞E͙͉̝͖̱̦̭̝̕̕͟R̀̕҉̴͍̼̞̟̺̫͈͎̮̝̪͕͘E̶̛̜̙̞͙̹͓̻̮͎̯̳̣͍̣̖̫̜͕̹

>>37649878
Do it bitch
And keep anita from stealing it too

>>37649878
MAN THE FUCK UP TALI

GET INSIDE THE CLAY GIRL AND FIND HER LITTLE NUB OF LIFE!

>>37649878
>AAaaaaaah! S-should I!? Can't Anita do it!?
DO IT!

>>37649878
You broke her, you fix her
I bet touching her phylactery feels really good

>>37649878
Do it knife ears! She's been a bro to you and helping us, so FIST THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ANDROID GIRL!

>>37649878
YOU FUCKING LITTLE KNIFE EARS SHIT

DO IT, YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE

WE KILLED SOMEONE, DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO REVIVE THEM

>>37649878
find it and slap it sensually

>>37649878
SHOVE YOUR HANDS INTO THAT SOFT CHEST THIS INSTANT MISTER.

>>37649878
SLAP US AGAINST THE PHYLACTERY

IF YOU DO IT YOURSELF, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE AGAIN

>>37649878
Time for you to finally get a piece of you inside a girl, even if she is made of clay.

>>37649878
>"You gotta slap her phylactery! It's the only way to reboot her!"
...Who the fuck designed these things?

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>>37649878
DO IT!
DO EEEEEEEEEEET!!!

>>37649878
DO IT. Warning, brace yourself, it'll draw life from you.

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>>37649878
>a little tube thing
Rub it up and down. Trust me, she'll like it.

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>>37649929
A wizard.

>>37649878
Stroke the phylactery suggestively

>>37649950
This. Caress her instead.

>>37649878

do it.

fist the robot girl.

>>37649878
Look if Anita reaches in there she might steal the phylactery
You've gotta get in there and really give it to her

>>37649878
At least get her to help you find it!

>>37649878
HELP HER

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>>37649878
!!!!

>>37649878
DO IT YOU PUSSY

>>37650063
You know, from now on, I kinda want people to spell out their spells.

[ Rune Rune Rune ] --- [ Rune Rune ] -> [Rune] for example

Oh my god this quest is running today

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"Aaaaaah!"

>Tali runs over to Maolin and shoves his hand into her chest. The material is dense but it gives way to his invasive fist. Clay parts and soon he can feel a hard tube inside of her. As he tries to pull it out Maolin sits up.

>She looks at Tali. Tali stares at her.

"Wait." Anita says. "I think that was for non-sentient golems... Sentient ones reset themselves..."

>>37650165
"Sorry, she gave me the wrong advice."

>>37650063
>>37650165
Release tube, pull hand out, cast spell, apologize profusely.

>>37650165
Lower~

>>37650165
NICEEEEEEEEE~!
Good one, Tali. I'm giving you a 10/10 for touching your first real clay breasts.

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>>37650165

>>37650165
Caress the phylactery sensually. Remember to stare her straight in the eyes.

>>37650165
That bitch did it on purpose.
We'll show her! WE'LL SHOW HER!

>>37650165
She didn't tell you to stop, Tali.

>>37650192
Considering that Maolin heard what Anita said, this will likely go over well.

>>37650165
ANITA YOU PRICK.

Can we all agree that Anita is best master?

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>>37650165

Tali!

Tali!

Listen to me.

First rub your thumb in a circular fashion...

>>37650165
>Try not to blush
>Blush a lot
A-are you okay?

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>>37650165

>>37650165
Tali, you don't say sorry when talking about touching someone else's body. You say thank you.

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>>37650165
Just... Just start jacking off her phylactery.

This is already fucking weird. Make it maximum weird.

>>37650271
>>37650259
>>37650255
>>37650247
DO IT.

>>37650165
Immediately curse her out.
Also apologize to maolin for grope(?)ing her.
that's inappropriate.

>>37650165
DO NOT APOLOGIZE

GO ALL IN

>>37650289
The e should be dropped in that scenario.

>>37650165
Wow. Let go and apologize to Maolin. It should be obvious WHY you were doing that though, considering what Anita just said, so I don't expect a beating to occur or anything.

Okay, lesson learned, do not trust Anita.

>>37650165
New plan Tali. We will steal all Anita's artifacts.

>>37650165
Apologize for hurting her, thank her for the treat.

>>37650165
All or nothing, Tali,

>>37650358
>stab Antia with the womb dagger

>>37650165
Shit, there's a few of us lingering in Anita's orb. Gotta be.

>>37650391
>Saving Private Blue

>>37650385
don't you mean
>stab tali with womb dagger

>>37650399
Leave 'em. They're already in charge over there, by the looks of it.

>>37650391
That must mean there's some Red Orb faggots still in here as well. REVEAL YOURSELVES

>>37650165
Great, now we ruined her for marriage.

Promise to take responsibility.

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>>37650416

>>37650165
Maolin! You didn't die!
HURRAY!

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>Tali pulls out his hand. Maolin stands up and replaces her chest porcelain and dusts off herself a bit.
>Tali doesn't quite know what to say. Maolin breaks the silence by speaking up first.

"Tali." She says. Tali snaps to attention. "Whatever you hold... It has spells woven into it. Artifacts normally do. That's what makes them artifacts. But yours has been altered after it's creation. That is not an easy thing to do. I could not even begin to tell what was hidden inside. I think you should get rid of it. An item that's true purpose can not be discovered is nothing but dangerous."

"Ah. I... I'll keep that in mind."

"I mean it, Tali. For your own sake."

>Tali just nods.

That could have gone better... I think I should leave Maolin alone for a while. I'm not sure if what I did is some sort of golem taboo or whatever. And she's eying you guys.