>>37601784
Reminder that the VN will never be finished and will be abandoned halfways through.

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>>37601826

It isn't until you actually reach the restaurant that Citrine gave you directions for that you actually bother to look at the list of what she wanted you to get for her. Four large orders of grilled chicken breast, marinated in... you're not sure what this is, but it must be good if Citrine wants to get it. Three sides of steamed vegetables, a couple of pound cakes for dessert... wow, this is definitely a lot. You're pretty glad that you have someone else here to help you carry all of this back to the apartment.

You're also thankful that Citrine didn't specify that she wanted to eat rabbit... not that you were particularly fond of it before, but after what happened today you very much doubt that you'll ever be able to eat that particular type of meat again.

Before leaving the restaurant, you decide amongst yourselves what each of you will be carrying- you and Takamaru split the main and side dishes amongst yourselves, while Luciana insists in helping carry the desert. While it's not like you can't carry that as well, Luciana came along to help so you're going to let her.

"Umm," Carina speaks up. "Can I carry some of the desserts too?" she asks.
"That's okay," Luciana shakes her head. "I can take care of this on my own."
"Aww..."


>ask luciana to let her carry one of them
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

But play it up like a large ham, asking her for a massive favor.

>>37601894
>>37601936
Seconded. Carina your mission, if you choose to accept it...

>>37601894
>>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

>>37601867
I believe in you bro!
I'll even give you $100 for your kikestarter.

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead
You're the only one we can trust this duty too! Without you Carina, we shan't ever make it back!

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead

Yay for catching an early thread in a long while and having to go to sleep soon.

>>37601894
>after what happened today you very much doubt that you'll ever be able to eat that particular type of meat again.

Ascended Turkey when?

>>37601936
Thirded

>>37602057
>implying a turkey would ever live NEARLY long enough

>>37601894
>ask luciana to let her carry one of them

>>37601894
>ask carina to take door-opening duty instead
It's the most important job

>>37602057
It's kind of a wonder vegetarianism isn't more of a thing in this world, but I guess ascended animals are rare enough.

That or, like IRL, most people just don't give a damn.

>>37601894
>>37601936
This

>>37602162
ascended are pretty rare so I doubt most people care.

>>37602057
When Serbia is removed.

>>37601894
>ask Carina to take door-opening duty instead

It's actually a legitimately useful role

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Why does she wear the mask?

>>37602274
To organize kidnappings? I dunno man.

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>>37602274
>tfw Reinhold has just the right color scheme to ask the kidnapping leader why he wears the mask

NOOOOOOOO i'm 9 threads behind current ;_;

Was hoping to catch up by now, but guess it'll be the next one

>>37602478
"Dr. Pavel, I'm Princess Guard."

>>37602548
If you ignore the comments you could finish while this thread is still active.

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Here's the more-or-less finished version of the first day's route splits, for those who didn't see it on twitter.


>writing

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>>37602677
dear god this will soon reach F/SN levels

>>37602677
only, what, 93 more to go?

>>37602677
How far into day 2 do you have mapped out?

i need to see these to get to karel route asap when the vn comes out

>>37602732
I think we are on day 66 right now.

>>37602732
I think that's a decent estimate of total in-game time, but there's been over a month of timeskips you'd have to subtract when looking only at playable days.

>>37602677

That is gonna get so crazy do fast.....VN confirmed for never done.

>>37602677
>first day
>thread 249
I'm not following this quest, I'm just a random guy passing by, but ... What the fuck?

>>37602817
For posterity. This is day 90-something.

>>37602817
The runner of the quest is gonna to make a VN based on the quest. He is in the planning stage of said VN and just showing us the work so far.

>>37602784
Plus you have to account for how the days aren't all the same length and that the different routes will multiply the total length like crazy.

Turtles be crazy.

>>37602817
Like, four months have passed. That's a route chart for the first day that happened a long, looong time ago.

>>37602772
>How far into day 2 do you have mapped out?
I just started on that one and will be working on it throughout the voting periods of this thread.

>i need to see these to get to karel route asap when the vn comes out
I have no intention of showing these publicly past like the sixth day, if that

>>37602967
Thanks for telling me all the choices I have to pick to win the Nicobowl.

>>37602892
Didn't Arch say only Luci had a specific route lock point, while the other girls would be based on hitting enough flags or something? Not sure if that reduces or increases the workload.

>>37602967
Will there be a f/sn-like flowchart.pdf included when it's released?

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~Official PGQ Vagina Tightness Tiers~

>Tight
Ariane Migualt (Fucking magic)
Carina
Chiara Gardenia di Marconetti, Princess
Elena Camellia di Marconetti, Princess
Inaba
Karel Alysse Granache, Princess
Marianne Primevere Granache, Princess
Racquel Rosette Granache
Valerie Rosaria Granache

>Small
Luciana Violetta di Marconetti
Melanie
Michiko Gilbeaut
Nicolette Anserine Migualt
Sylvie Roseline Granache
Unnamed Devil Child
Unnamed Female Knight (Granache)

>Average
Henriette Gilbeaut
Josephine Girardot (Perricone)
Liese (Baker)
Mira(karias), Princess (Krassato)
Pauline (Dancer instructor)
Rana(sarima)

>Spread
Agnes Eschenwald
Akemi, Queen (Kinsen)
Alicia
Angelique Granache, Princess
Benedetta di Marconetti, Princess
Citrine Lanzmann
Lisette di Marconetti, Queen
Margot (Maid)

>Cavernous
Emeraude
Spinelle

>>37602996
I sincerely hope not, the fun is finding all that out for yourself.

>>37602989
>Not going for Nico-Meido harem route

>>37602996
Pre-order bonus

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>>37603013
You are a bad man.
She hasn't been used nearly enough.

>>37603019
But Anon, that's what we're doing right now!

>>37602996
Players can make those themselves. It's just a matter of looking at the files.

>>37603019
How many here will have their first route be forever alone route due to incompetence?

>>37603076
I hope he actually does a proper route for a single Rein who just still saves Carina and goes on to be the best single dad in town.

>>37603076
Hey, even /tg/ got a gf. And none of us is dumber than all of us.

>>37603076
>How many here will have their first route be forever alone route due to incompetence?
Nah, I'd either go routeless or aim for Marianne's route in my first playthrough.

>>37603110
I was hoping the " forever alone" route would be the "nobody else understands" route.

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>>37603116
>And none of us is dumber than all of us.
Don't be so sure.

>>37603076
I'll either get bad end nicolette or bad end melanie while trying to juggle their approval scores into getting the menage a trois.

I haven't been in one of these threads since the return home and remaking the broken sword.

Anyone wanna give me the cliffnotes on, say...that past nine months?

>>37603207
Check the OP links carefully.

>>37603207
There is a summary pdf in the OP.

Ok so there should be like the main meido route, but also a lot of events with other maids here and there and if you score well enough you end up with a meido harem.

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>>37603110

>>37603250
That just sounds silly.

>>37603250
Melon has more characterization than the rest of the maids put together and half the playerbase still has trouble remembering her name and the other half just cared enough to learn her name because threesome.

>>37603207
The most important stuff, as far as I remember:
>Karel's secret is out
>Rein killed some dragons in his home town and brought home an orphan loli
>Our sword may be talking to us
>Met Adrien in home town and dragged him back to the castle
>Turns out Adrien was Raoul all along
>Inaba, the bunny, Ascended into human form
>Rein and Citrine officially adopted by Agnes
>Luci is still lewd

>>37603309
I think a lot of people gave up on her entirely when they realized she was full out of the running (when we didn't go with her after PEACHES and missed a flag).

>>37603309
Hey I like Melon, I just like Mari a lot more.

>>37603326
Also we trolled Spinelle hard.

>>37603309
Well I was thinking less that there would be this and that maid we interact with, as we just befriended the maids in general enough that they decided to share.

>>37603286
Yes, and?

>>37603372
>Implying

>>37603358
Y-you meant, uh.

You meant, "homonyms"..Arch.

S-sorry.

>>37603358
>just enjoy the delicious aroma of the foods that you are carrying

>>37603403
What are you, gay?

>>37603403
You meant "homme aux nems".

>>37603403
No that'd be a synonym, duty as in job.
Homonym is for words that sound the same but had different meanings.

>>37603358
>>just enjoy the delicious aroma of the foods that you are carrying

>>37603468
>"A doo..." she looks confused
"Duty", as in a job. "Doody" as in, a steaming load.

>>37603468
It may have meant homonym, if she thought we were saying "doody".

>>37603358
>just enjoy the delicious aroma of the foods that you are carrying

I'm straight out of ideas for banter. Let's just get home.

and try not to stare too too much at luci

>>37603358
"Thank you, Lucie. See how smart my girlfriend is, Carina?"

Embarass her as retaliation for the boobing last thread.

>>37603358
>just enjoy the delicious aroma of the foods that you are carrying
And stare at Luci's ass

>>37603484
>>37603486
or she's never heard the word before, coming from a poor fishing village populated almost entirely by criminal scum.

>>37603531
Why? we were the victors in that scenario

>captcha redho

Well, that's rude.

>>37603558
Well in that case it would be neither synonym nor homonym.

>>37603558
Literally quoted directly from the post.
>"A doo..." she looks confused
>"A doo..."
>"A doo"

I cut out the extra bits for added clarity.

>>37603558
Were they a superstitious, cowardly lot?

>>37603606
Superstitions must be weird in a world filled with actual magic and demons.

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"You know what?" you say, turning to the little girl.
"Huh?" Carina replies.
"Instead of helping us carry this food, how bout you take a different important duty for us?"
"A doo..." she looks confused.

Oh. Homonyms.

"He means an important thing that you can do to help," Luciana says, backing you up.
"Really!?" Carina gasps, her eyes sparkling with wonder.
"Yup," you nod. "It's gonna be really hard for the three of us to get in and out of places with our hands full like this," you say, looking down at the bundle of food in your hands, "so if you could walk ahead of us when we get to doors and open them up for us..."

Realizing that what you're asking of her actually is a useful thing that she can do to help out and that you're not just patronizing her, Carina nods her head vigorously.

"Yeah, I can do that!" she says happily as she hurries to the door to the restaurant and holds it open so that the rest of you can leave.
"Thanks, Carina," you say to the little girl as you pass through the doorway and onto the street.


>talk about ____ as you walk
>just enjoy the delicious aroma of the foods that you are carrying

>>37603649
What if they have stories of massive metal hunks flying in the sky above them, watching?


probing

in the butt

>writing

>>37603677
Talk about hand holding.

>>37603649
I imagine most "superstitions" are just exaggerations.

Like how Reinhold was worried about vampire assassins coming in the night the first day.

Good times. Goood times.

They're just biding their time.

>>37603706
I mean, I think vampires are a thing in this setting.

>>37603677
Hah, I don't think you had to bother with a rewrite, but ok.

>>37603649
One of the first things Reinhold told Marianne was if he had to worry about vampire assassins.

Granted, it later turned out that vampires exist in PGQ but I don't think Reinhold know much about them. He's probably still half-convinced that Gregory is one of them.

>>37603721
I'm sure they are, but if Arch's worldbuilding is anything to go by, they're probably darkness elementals that are sensitive to light or something.

Reinhold's former knowledge of monsters probably was mostly folklore and superstitions.

>>37603734
Same and it'll look great in the archives with seemingly zero votes between post and >writing

>>37603788
All superstitions tend to be based on some kind of fact. A likely origin of the troll under the bridge is that they were insane European peasants in the middle ages, talking to themselves while they were sheltering there.

>>37603793
I don't think deleted posts on 4chan are actually removed in the archives. Or it varies depend on which archive?

>>37603793
I think archive viewers are all used to it by now. Unless they're reading on moe, where mistakes are preserved for eternity.

>>37602057
you know, if the assassins were after this country's nobility, i'd totally say their boss is an awakened turkey seeking revenge

>>37603788
Didn't he say they were the result of a spell gone wrong?

>>37603867
I forgot he'd even answered what they were.

>>37603793
To be fair there wasn't many votes anyway

I didn't know what to say

>>37603788
They're apparently humans under the effect of a botched "curse". They're technically alive but their healing factor is kind of wonky against sunlight and such.

>>37603825
I dislike that truism because it seems to downplay the importance of imagination. I prefer the idea that a troll is just a variation on a good story.

>>37603859
>an awakened turkey seeking revenge
ANATOLE YOU FUCKER

>>37603835
>>37603850
The one I use don't, didn't know how the others do it. I just imagine the confusion when they read through ctrl-f'ing "archelon" and sees the two posts so close together.

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>>37603788
Darkness elementals? Cursed abominations that should be destroyed.

>>37603920
Spelling mistakes have been PURGED since thread ~40.

I like carina.

>>37603931
It hurts my brain when Darkness is an element in a setting.

>>37603952
In a few years she'll be stacked, with scars, put on Marconetti's red uniform along with some religious symbol to wear around her neck to please Agnes. Reinhold will give her additional daddy issues.

Then she'll help Reinhold II fight Angels.

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>>37604079

>>37603706
>>37603721
>>37603744
I completely forgot about that line. Ah sweet nostalgia.

>>37603788
Vampires and werewolves(beasts?) are both normal (?) people that end up getting cursed into becoming a vampire or werecreature. Vampires are weak to sunlight in this due to the fact that they cannot shrug of UV Rays at all, and it burns them faster than a ginger at the beach.

>>37604092
I was the one who wrote it.

And man, thinking back, I am so glad he decided to call the first thread "Royal Guard Quest". I never would've even looked at "Princess Guard Quest". Weird to think that one change would've meant never getting on this ride 249 threads and counting.

>>37604174
>I never would've even looked at "Princess Guard Quest".
Point at him and laugh, people.

>>37604162
I don't think much was ever said about Werewolves. I think ascended wolves had something special going on but I can't remember it.

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>>37603931

>>37603744
>He's probably still half-convinced that Gregory is one of them.
Are you not?
Nicolette's element is blood

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Along the way back to Citrine's apartment, you enjoy the aroma of marinated chicken that's wafting from the bundle that you're carrying. Hell, your mouth is watering just from thinking about eating it. And while you're imagining the feast that awaits you, something catches your eye.

A certain swaying motion.

Of a certain bodypart.

Of a certain girl who is currently pretending not to be your girlfriend.

"......" you pull your eyes from her derriere just in time to notice her flash a quick smirk at you. Of course she was doing that on purpose.


>[1/?]

>>37604299
i am so glad i started this last thread

>>37603867
So every time Arch makes a spelling mistake, a new vampire is born?

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>>37604299
I honestly have no idea how she is even going to make it to 18 without getting knocked up if she keeps this up.

>>37604371
16 is legal and common there yo.

And if it's with Reinhold, she wouldn't mind. Plus, royalty has good birth control, I'd imagine.

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>>37604079
>Then she'll help Reinhold II fight Angels

Get on the fucking dragon, Reinhold.

Then Elena comes in later with pic related's demeanor.

>>37604371
She studied Giancarlo and his escapades and learned how to do it discretely.

>>37604371
Contraceptive magic

>>37604299
Lewdciana is best ciana

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>>37604422

>>37604371
I guess she is lucky magical contraception exists.

>>37604399
But she is 15 and no one batted an eye when they were trying to set her up with aquaman.

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>>37604399
>>37604424
>>37604446
Not even magic can work 100% of the time.

>>37604438
Still can't believe everyone voted to let her come to Agnes's house then told her to wait in the fucking carriage.

>>37604470
Why not?

And failing that, magic abortions.

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>>37604446
For royalty, that's tame. And nobody really expected it to go through.

>>37604364
kek

>>37604422
Elena is too old for Citrine's child.

>redhead
>hits a lot
>shitty temper
Unless there's a Not!Germany somewhere in the setting Chiara will have to do.

>>37604493
>le hapsburg face

>>37604446
Are you going to be the one to tell Wizard King that he can't wed his daughter to Axe King?
Or tell Axe King he can't marry Wizard King's daughter?
They're kings for goodness' sake, they'll marry each other if they wish it so.

>>37604493
Fucking von Habsburg's man.

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>>37604528

So we're all agreed right?
Carina is Dante
Elena is Virgil

And they overcome their rivalry through sweet yuri action

>>37604561
>sweet yuri action
Anon, that's your solution to everything!

>>37604470
Well it's not like Luci didn't want a billion kids anyway.
She probably wouln't be too distraught.

>>37604623
Maybe that's why I never lose

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>>37604257
>>37603931
I miss that quest...

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>>37604493
There was a ton of inbreeding if you want to go back further, those inbred levels are pretty deceptive.

>>37604636
She doesn't want them before she's become a 20-something hardened adventurer.

>37603013
You forgot best bracelet.

>>37604680
I didn't even finish it after all those shitstorms.
What ended up happening?

>>37604682
Yeah, I'm not the best with European history much before 1453.

>>37604493
Institutionalized royal inbreeding's a complete gamble.
Sometimes you end up with Charles II, sometimes you end up with Cleopatra.

>>37604752

>Ask her if we need to discuss the letter, right now. If she says no.
>Leave it for later.

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>>37604716
Worst day of my life.

>>37604752
>ask luciana about the letter now

There only needed to be one option here, so it don't matter too much.

>>37604752
>Other
Write a VN.

>>37604752
>ask luciana about the letter now

But in a somewhat private place. If it concerns grandma, too, then bring her as well.

>>37604682
We're all inbreds at some level.

Ever wonder who's your closest relative in a random group of strangers?

>>37604741
>Cleopatra
... who was famous for compensating her somehow plain looks with buttloads of charisma.

>>37604752
>ask luciana about the letter now
Well gee if you ask so nicely arch.

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>>37604788
He'll always live on in my heart.

>>37604752
I've got an idea, let's
>ask luciana about the letter now

>>37604786
Supporting this

>>37604752
>Only one option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw

>>37604848
The Marble Emperor will rise again, just you wait bro.

>>37604864
You're right there is only one option.

>>37604752
>Reach in and take out the letter. Read it yourself.

>>37604880
>not quite yet

>>37604752
Oh yeah, I'm >>37604797 and just want to say make sure that it's okay for Marius and Citrine to hear this.

>>37604299
>[2/2]

"Carina?" you call out as you reach Citrine's apartment building.
"Oh yeah!" Carina says, running out in front of the rest of you and holding the door open so that the three of you can get inside without having to worry about dropping the food that you're carrying.

Carina does the same once you're all inside the building, making sure to keep ahead of you and hold open all of the doors along the way to Citrine's front door. Naturally, she's the one who knocks on the door for the rest of you.

"Oh, you're back already?" Marius says, answering the door. "And that's a lot more food than I thought she'd have you get..."
"Well Reinhold here eats enough for three just by himself," Luciana replies.
"I can't deny this," you shrug.
"Well come on in so we can get to that," Marius laughs as he steps aside so that you and the others can enter the apartment.

Stopping at the kitchen, you, Takamaru and Luciana all place the bundles of food that you were carrying onto the kitchen table while Citrine fetches plates for everyone.

"Make sure you wash your hands before you eat," Citrine says to the four of you.


>ask luciana about the letter now
>not quite yet

>>37604752
>>37604786
This

>>37604848
"The city is fallen and I am still alive."

The Roman Empire did not die with a whimper under Romulus Augustus, but with a roar of defiance from Constantine Palaeologus.

>>37604864
Normally I'd bitch at you for the railroad comment.. but the song is too catchy.

Sorry about that.

>>37604903
>Ask Luciana if we can pull out the letter and read it (this exact phrasing).

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>>37604927

>>37604903
>not quite yet

No need to bring it up yet, and it probably won't make for good lunch conversation.

>>37604903

>>37604823
Changing this to:
>not quite yet
But same reason goes.

>>37604927
>>37604886
Seconding either of these.>>37604903

>>37604923
Why should we forgive you?

>>37604927
With our teeth?

>>37604827
>... who was famous for compensating her somehow plain looks with buttloads of charisma.
No she isn't. She's famous for being stunningly gorgeous and fucking Richard Burton.
What happened and what's remembered aren't always the same.

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>>37605010

>>37605010
The chin would get in the way.

>>37605010
I don't know why we don't do more lewd things with Luci.

>>37604903
ah yiss motherfucker : >>37604927

>>37604903
>not quite yet

>>37605072
I mean, we still have Spinelle ptsd. But it looks like it's been getting better.

>>37605072
There's a significant block of people who are very fearful of doing anything that doesn't seem bland and unobjectionable.

>>37604903
>not quite yet

>>37605092

I will admit, as little as I like Luciana she probably takes one of the best approaches to getting Reinhold over his traumas out of the main cast.

She's getting him so worked up that one day he'll just snap and just get over it due to wanting to hit that.

I can just imagine Melanie or Marianne making it worse because they'd be nicer about it.

>>37605092
True Rein is getting bolder but he seems fine with cuddling and making out and Luci clearly enjoys it.

>>37605168
>one day he'll just snap and just get over it due to wanting to hit that.
>just get over it
hurr

fucking posting errors

>writing

>>37605187
I swear, Rana would have gotten us bad-ended by now.

>>37605168
I don't think frustrating somebody to the point of "snapping" impulsively is the correct approach to resolving any sort of mental trauma, but this is animeland and I've seen stranger character progression than that.

>>37605310
But it would have been fun~

>>37605310
I get the feeling that once she learned of Reins past she would show some understanding, she would still be the most lewd but maybe a bit more tactful.

>>37605310
Reinhold would have just killed her while deliriously thinking he was both killing a Spinelle looalike and avenging Volker. And the quest would have continued, it's not like she's a major character anyway.

>>37605370
Tantric Sexual Healing?

>>37605379
I don't think Reinhold could take Rana out in a fight though.

>>37605386
oh baby

>>37605386
I think arch said she would consider it but decide against it.

>>37605448
It's beneath her.

>>37605469
Reinhold will be, too.

>>37605469
like rein would be

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>>37605482
>>37605498

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Following Luciana to the sink, it crosses your mind to ask her about the letter...

...that's currently nestled in between her breasts...

...but now probably isn't the time for such things so you opt to hold off until later to talk to her about it. Instead, you wash your hands just as you were instructed to and give Luciana a quick kiss on the cheek before heading to the table.

"Huh?" you look around. "Where's Grandma?"
"She's still in the other room," Citrine replies. "Resting her feet and all that... but since the food's here and all, would you or Marius mind helping her into the kitchen?"


>do it yourself
>let marius do it

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>>>/diy/

>>37605533
>go help grandma

we are a good grandchild

>>37605587
top fucking kek

This seems like a weird spot for a vote, tbh.

>what the fuck soup-based captcha

>>37605533
>do it yourself

>>37605533
>"Huh?" you look around. "Where's Grandma?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fksDF2TsUc

>do it yourself

>writing

>>37605517
We can make you lewd, Anon. It's a simple fix, really.

>>37605788
THINGS SHALL GET LEWD NOW

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>>37605801

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>>37605876
It's simple to be lewd. Why with a few changes. This

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>Granache attacked
>Luci dies
>open letter
>permission for Rein and Luci to marry from Celestino

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>>37606006
Becomes lewd.

>>37605533
I guess the vote for >>37604927 failed but we definitely have to do it the next time the letter comes up

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>>37606041

>>37606049
Best to do that when we are alone.

>>37606008
Thank god. We dodged a bullet and now we can NTR Emilio.

>>37606008
>pizzathehutttheearlyyears.gif

How people see little girls
>before 4chan >>37606006
>after 4chan >>37606041

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"I got it," you say as you hurry off to fetch your grandmother.

You enter the living room and find Agnes lounging on the couch with an extremely restful look on her face. IT seems that she really likes that couch.

"Grandma?" you call out. "We're back with the food."
"Oh, Reinhold," Agnes's eyes snap open. "Sorry, I was about to doze off there... this is one of the most comfortable couches I've ever sat in. Citrine's really done a great job in picking out the furniture in this place..."
"That nice, huh?"
"Yup!" she says, smiling at you warmly. "I'm half-tempted to just claim this as my bedroom for the length of my stay here," she laughs.
"I'm not sure that Citrine would appreciate that," you reply with a nervous smile.
"Yes, you're right," she says as you help her up. "And Citrine herself is likely to do just what I joked about once her pregnancy is far enough along..."


>[1/?]

>>37606236
Does Agnes know that the lil'one is gonna be another Reinhold?

>>37606282
Probably wanna phrase that better so as not to give her the wrong idea.
Or don't, it might be funny.

>>37606236
>[2/2]

Once Agnes is up on her feet, you walk her into the kitchen.

"Hey, Grandma," Citrine calls out once she sees the two of you, "I already made up a plate for you. ...we don't have much in the area of a dining room though, so I hope you're alright with eating in the kitchen."
"Oh, that's just fine with me," Agnes replies with a warm smile. "There's no need to try and put up airs just because I'm here."
"Thanks," Citrine replies, breathing a sigh of relief. "We turned what would have been the dining room into an extension to Marius's atelier, and..."
"Really, it's okay," she shakes her head. "I don't mind at all!"

It doesn't look like Luciana does either... she's already sitting at the kitchen table with her plate in front of her.


>comment about this not being where a princess would be eating
>just get your own plate and take a seat
>[OTHER]

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat
Priorities man.

I wonder what Luci thinks of a more lewd Rein

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat
Cant think of anything funny to say

>>37606524
>>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat
>[KISS CHEEK] and also make sure Carina's got her knives and forks and all that

>>37606567
>oh god, finally!

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606524
>[OTHER]
>comment about this not being where a princess would be siting
and guide her to our lap

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>incoming five part, Archelon, foodporn post
>I'm already hungry enough as is
Why do I do this to myself?

>>37606524
>just get your own plate and take a seat

>>37606616
you should go read a redwall book while hungry

>>37606616
I called up the place around the corner for take out and got a full rack of ribs. Problems can be mitigated with the proper application of money and effort.

>>37606587
It's not gonna happen but I really want to see this.

>>37606632
But it's early morning in Euroville...

>>37606524
"Wait, no, this isn't right. Sorry, we have to do the day over again, I forgot my corny breakfast joke, and I'm totally not ready for lunch right now."

>>37606667
Okay take your smart phone or laptop or tablet or what have you and head to an Ihop.

>>37606715
Ihop?

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>>37606715
The nearest IHOP is in Kuwait!

>>37606738
>>37606742

You poor bastards...

Ha ha! Finally caught up after falling behind after the month break in arch running.

>>37606769
Welcome back into the fold.

fucking connection errors


>writing

How are we gonna ensure that our kids never get together with Monique's kids?

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maybe this will post now too?

>>37606862
Monique can't have kids with a sword.

>>37606869
Never underestimate swords.

>>37606738
International House of Pancakes.

>>37606869
You can be sure he's gonna try his hardest.

He'll have the baddest case of blue balls on the continent.

>>37606862
Monique's married to a sword, and you can't really impregnate swords

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>>37606885
>International
>US and Canada only

>>37606864
That one's just the initial runthrough, I might end up changing some stuff there.

>>37606864
>>37606907
Wait so Mari wanted us to dance?

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>>37606898
>implying he won't set Sue Ranker free
Believe in Monique!

>>37606925
No, she wanted to watch Reinhold suffer at the hands of Pauline.

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>>37606901
It may have an inaccurate name, but it's still the name.

>>37606901
The United States of America
Bahrain
Canada
Guatemala
Kuwait
Mexico
Philippines
Puerto Rico
Saudi Arabia
United Arab Emirates
The Virgin Islands

International.

>>37606907
And here I thought you were gonna do everything in one rush, without any correction. Silly me.

>>37606864
>tfw reliving all these moments agonizing over Marianne's judgement

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>>37606947
It's not an inaccurate name, if it's more than one country, it's international.

>>37606964
Yeah, US and Canada and US's bitches only.

>>37606964
That's like 4-5 real countries and a bunch of Narnias.

>>37606984
I love Mari but making her feel bad about Rein being a orphan was great.

>>37606990
Naaw. If you want to know which nations are the U.S.'s bitch you have to look at where Mcdonalds is located.

>>37607010
Guilt is like a more delicious sadness.

>>37607010
And she appreciates a man with backbone, so we're good. She likes that we disciplined here there.

there is no way to phrase that well I swear to god

>>37607010
I wish we had more opportunity's to play the orphan sympathy card.

>>37607028
McDonald's is fucking weird.
In a load of country's, it's considered the reserve of the middle class, where successful types and their families go and stuff their faces while thinking to themselves "Look at me! I'm just like a real American!"

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>>37607038
I feel like these incidents don't make us gain points, they just make her feel worse about herself.

I think that Marianne route would have needed tactful initiatives and many moments of bonding.

>>37607028
McDick's is in more than half the world's countries. Are you trying to imply that Glorious Mother Russia is America's bitch? Because if you are, Lenin's ghost will be coming for you, you filthy capitalist.

>>37607088

Nah we just needed to get her more animal shaped cakes.

>>37607099
No, remember, no cakes. We need drawings.

>>37607099
Well. that can't hurt, right?

>>37607085
The really weird thing is that McDick's is actual food in other countries.

>>37607092
Lenin's ghost is too busy eating chicken nuggets. Come back later.

>>37607110
I wonder if that sketch of Nico we did for that bet will play into her route?

>>37607146
If we had played our cards right we could have gotten her to pose naked.

And Gerhard would have covered our asses because he's a bro like that.

>>37607170
>h-hey, it's better than wearing a dress, right?

>>37607088
I always assume the Mari route will take the longest because they're both coming from a distrust of intimacy.
Despite being the shameless Nicofag that I am, I still think watching Rein and Mari put all the baggage from their abuses behind them and help each other to trust being with somebody again will be the most satisfying end to the VN.

She's the true route for a reason, y'know,

Too hungry to think of anything clever to say. you pull out a chair next to Luciana and sit down, letting out a long sigh as you do so. Thankfully, she prepared a plate for you so you don't have to waste any time on that.

...and then Carina plops down right in between you and Agnes.

"The food smells really yummy..." Carina says, her mouth watering. "IS it okay to eat now?"
"Not yet," Agnes replies. "The Eschenwald family isn't really much for most of those stuffy formal rules, but it's important for any young lady to understand that you're not to eat before everyone at the table has been served."
"'Kay," she nods.

It looks like Agnes has already jumped into the role of Carina's caretaker.


>[1/?]

>>37607170
Nico gets embarrassed by her flatness

Rein says he's more of a leg man and how hers are flawless

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So I was reading through the ask.fm and came across this question and answer

>What is their favorite thing in terms of eligibility for being a husbando?
>Marianne: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
>Sylvie: He's nice and funny and cute and gets along with her father
>Nicolette: He's willing to treat her just like anyone else, and is someone who she can potentially take the "girly" role with.
>Melanie: He's just the type of person who she'd enjoy looking after.
>Luciana: He compliments her interests and pursuits pretty well in general, and pushes back -just- enough for it to be fun.
>Rana: He's easy on the eyes and able to handle himself in a fight.
>Karel: He's the only person who she can really be herself around without things getting all weird and uncomfortable.

Doesn't this basically mean Rein is the ideal husbando for everyone? Especially Karel.

>>37607246
For Karel, I guess Emilio's a work in progress.

>>37607246
Those were all specifically in reference to what they like about Reinhold.

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>>37607182
>>37607170
>Nico poses naked for Rein
>Mari finds out and is absolutely appalled
>She tries telling off Nico but she just gets a bit flustered and annoyed
>She tells Aquaman and he's like "So?"
>She tells Greg and he's all "Just as planned"
>nobody gives a fuck while Mari is in a huff about such an outrageous display of lewdness happening in her home

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>>37607280

>>37607196
I also like the idea of Mari playing hard to get once she trusts Rein, a more playful side of her I guess.

>>37607262
Arch, i remembered a question, is rein's level of childhood trauma preordained, or will we get to choose the magnitude of it?

>>37607258
>>37607258
>Emilio's a work in progress.

What the hell does Karel even like about him anyway?

Maybe we just haven't talked to him enough to get to know him but he just seems really uninteresting as a person.

I'm also a bit bitter that we're missing out on her. I know there's always the VN but it'll still never be the same.

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>>37607197
>[2/2]


Before long, everyone's sitting at the table with their own food in front of them.

"It's okay to eat now?" Carina asks.
"Yes it is," Agnes replies.
"Yay!"

Happily, Carina picks up a fork and mercilessly stabs a piece of chicken with it, then tears right into it. You find yourself struggling not to do the same yourself...


>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
>devour your foodstuffs, everyone here already knows how you eat
>try not to seem like too much of a glutton

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
gotta be a good role model

>>37607451
>>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
>>devour your foodstuffs, everyone here already knows how you eat

>>37607246
Sylvie, Nico and Rana could find boys (or girls) that fit these things everywhere.

Karel's thing is largely situational, and Reinhold's laid back attitude isn't that rare.

Marianne and Luciana's relationships with Reinhold are a bit rarer. Marianne isn't terribly approachable while Reinhold pretty much happens to be Luciana's ideal husbando, denseness and fear of intimacy aside.

>>37607428
Are you the same guy who thought only a gold digger could possibly be interested in the cute, nice shota with a passion for swords?

>>37607451
>try not to seem like too much of a glutton

>>37607451
Proper table manners lesson: cutlery usage

Also, some time we need to explain to Carina she's not gonna get hit any more

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
Inbetween bouts of
>devour your foodstuffs, everyone here already knows how you eat

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family

>>37607427
It's predetermined.

>>37607481
>Are you the same guy who thought only a gold digger could possibly be interested in the cute, nice shota with a passion for swords?

I don't know what you're talking about so no.

>>37607451
>>try not to seem like too much of a glutton

We are Marconetti nobility now, try not to emulate the local's lack of propriety. humph!

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
Joke with Luci about how between Karel and Elena, her Dad might need to get used to the idea of girl swordies.
This is historically the first and last joke anybody makes about Marconetti's Female Warrior Unit.
They kill BILLIONS

>>37607088
To be fair, that might be why Luci route is the best route for Questhold.

For VNhold, he can have any route he wants. But Questhold needs the simplest route possible.

We can't do tactful.

>>37607498
You're a dick. That's just mean and uncalled for, even if she was his mother figure.

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family

>>37607451
>pleasant dinner time conversation with the family

>>37607451
>pleasant dinnertime conversation with the family
>also moderate devouring

>>37607513
There's also something to be said about how that family has a thing for bodyguards.

>turns out Lucie's older siblings are all married to former bodyguards and Celestino's first wife was one too

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>>37607451
>DEVOUR

>>37607527
...what?

>>37607481
I wouldn't say Luci's initial connection to Reinhold was anymore profound than Sylvie, Nico and Rana's.
She doesn't have many options because any potential suitor has to be somebody her Dad approves of and Cel's a bit of an ass.
A lot of her early attraction towards Reinhold honestly felt like she was going after him because he was "suitable". Rather than Sylvie's total infatuation with Rein, Luci felt more as though she was looking to grab a good thing while it and she were still available because she didn't know how long it would be before her Dad set her up with somebody horrible.

>writing

>>37607627
Spinelle's just mad that she isn't being portrayed as the hero of PGVN.

>>37607627
He's saying you're evil because rape backstory and related trauma.

>>37607627
It's just autism. Ignore it.

>>37607645
You don't understand no one will ever love him like she does.

>>37607655
Go look up what autism is. I know this is 4chan, where "autism" is the new "faggot", but god damn, son.

>>37607680
>Go look up what autism is.
Sounds like a pretty autistic thing to do.

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>>37607693

>>37607680
Quiet Nigger. We're having a thread. Some guy randomly bitching because Reinholds awful past is set in stone is ridiculous.