The loadmaster's eyes slide towards the sleeping man with short-cropped hair, and then back to you, smoldering with suspicion.

You grin at him. “Can't blame me for trying.”

You disembark the C-5 with the rest of the crew, and take a moment to stretch while standing on the tarmac. The concrete and asphalt of Yokota airbase sprawls out on either side of you far as the eye can see in the... you check your watch and do some math. It's only 0530, local time, and the sun's not quite up yet.

You dust at your dress uniform, which seems remarkably unrumpled, considering your transit. You're supposed to have a JSDF counterpart meeting you here to drive you to Yokosuka, but he's nowhere to be seen – yet. It might be a good chance to talk to your charges and make sure everyone's on their best goddamned behavior.

Especially Sammy.

Goddamned Sammy.

>wait for the welcoming committee
>go wake up the walking nightmare
>see to your charges

>>37535216
>see to your charges

Time to meat the meat for the grinder

>>37535216
HYPE AS FUCK NIGGA

>go wake up the walking nightmare

>>37535216
>go wake up the walking nightmare
best get it the fuck over with

>>37535216
>see to your charges

>>37535216
>enjoy a strudel with your noodle

>>37535216
>go wake up the walking nightmare
Jesus that op picture is brutal.. we're that's not going to happen right?

>>37535216
>go wake up the walking nightmare
'ere we go

>>37535216

>go wake up "The Renegade World Trade Grenade" walking nightmare.

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>>37535306
>Jesus that op picture is brutal.. we're that's not going to happen right?

>>37535306
Have you watched the most recent episode? Hell yeah that shit happens.

>>37535349
It's a show? I thought this shit was just plane fags mind.

>>37535189
Dafuq? Planefag? Haven't seen you in a while.

Haha, time for death and destruction.

>>37535216
>See to your charges

>>37535397
It's a game, it's a fandom, and now it is a show, yes. Show's new this season.

>>37535397

Just fucking avoid it. Read this because it's PF and it's bound to be funny as fuck, but the show/game/what the fuck ever else is terrible.

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>>37535397
It's a F2P browser game actually, it just is popular enough to get an anime.

http://pastebin.com/AiGEeTPL

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>>37535306
Oh anon

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>>37535397
Kantia Collection

First a web game, now its sprouted into something like Strike Witches. A large multi-media project.

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>>37535216
>see to your charges

I didn't expect this so soon. Did today's episode inspire you, planefag?

>>37535472
and nothing valuable was lost

>>37535495

I got wood

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You find yourself having to choose between dealing with Sammy after she's been cooped up on a plane for a trillion hours, and having to wake up Corporal Hate.

It's going to be one of those goddamned days, and the sun hasn't even insert-rising-sun-pun-here oh, fuck it. You trot back up the ramp and into the C-5s cavernous cargo bay, and over to the shitty little seat where Corporal Hate is sleeping. Settling your hat back onto your head, you dust off the scrambled eggs, for what little good it's worth, and take a deep breath.

“FUCK!” The shouted expletive is the only warning you get before the horde is upon you. The sound of their excited little yips and thundering pawpatter echoes around the cavernous fuselage of the C-5 before thirty goddamned Corgis cannonball directly into Corporal Hate's lap, swarming over him with much barking, pawing and licking.

“GORARMFUCKSHITDCXZ,” the Corporal seems to shout, rising from his seat, his bloodshot eyes red and raging, hands ready to kill. You feel a faint breeze which you attribute to the air molecules near him getting the fuck out of the way. Seeing this, the corgis finally settle down on their haunches, panting happily at the only man you've ever met that can handle the little bastards.

You glance over at the loadmaster and his crew, who are looking at the prematurely-opened door of their very large dog carrier and then looking back at Corporal Hate. They wisely decide to leave the area, leaving you to retrieve the thirty leashes from inside it and hand them to the Corporal.

He eyeballs you with bloodshot eyes as you hand them over. “I hate you,” he says, with real feeling.

You smile at him. “Means I did something right!”

>May as well see to Sammy, before someone gets owned.
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.
>You're a rear admiral now, fuck that noise, go get food.

I don't get it. What are you doing that's special and different from Kancolle already?

>>37535499
That entire episode was tripping death flags so hard.

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>>37535595
>I don't get it. What are you doing that's special and different from Kancolle already?

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>>37535189
>>37535216
Oh jesus christ a new ride. Take us places Mr. Bones.

>>37535585
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.

uguuu~

>>37535595
lol

Having fun over on /k/?

>>37535621
I can go play Kancolle and swear to myself if I want. What's your gimmick?

>>37535585
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.

>>37535595
>muh Waterworld

>>37535585
>Hornet

If she regales us with tales of the Doolittle raid, this will make me moist.

>>37535643
SUP FISHMAN, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

>>37535585
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.

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>>37535631

>He's already waifuing, albeit ironically

>>37535652
I don't understand.

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>>37535585
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.

>>37535595
You're clearly not familiar with planefag, anon.

>>37535585
>>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.


So if we get Jap Ship girls, who do we D?

>>37535643
The gimmick is that someone somewhere will get hilariously upset about 'muh shipgirls' and 'muh mindcanon' and try to shit post in these threads for a little while, until they eventually stop.

Also: it will make shipsluts Super Interesting

>>37535678
Someone will spoonfeed

>>37535671
>FISHMAN
I don't know what you're talking about. Is there some in joke I'm missing?

>>37535691
I'm aware he did some Strike Witches quest. I read a few threads of it and didn't think it did anything that a normal fanfiction didn't.

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>>37535691
I want to see those little plane Kamikaze so hard.

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>>37535643
>I can go play Kancolle and swear to myself if I want. What's your gimmick?

Fair 'nuff. They are as follows:

1. Hijinks.
2. Suffering.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

Or go read the other kanocelle quest on the board right now and compare them real quick.

>>37535711
I only have a cursory knowledge of the shipgirls and even I know what this is referencing.

Shotago when?

>>37535585
>May as well see to Sammy, before someone gets owned.

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>>37535716
>SWQ
>didn't think it did anything that a normal fanfiction didn't.
You only read the first few threads, didn't you?
Oh boy, you're in for a ride.

>>37535585
>You don't have enough sleep for that shit. Just go find Hornet, see how she's doing.

>>37535585
>>May as well see to Sammy, before someone gets owned.

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>>37535595
Why. Because we can anon. Because we can.
We can take this festering pile of shit, and make something enjoyable out if it.

Also it'll make people mad and that's usually fun.
It's WW2. Maybe a dozen of the significant shipgirls make it out of the war?

Remember.
waifu the feelthyhornet, er, waifu Hornet. Yeah.

>>37535704
Is there some reason there's a tripfag here?

>>37535730
Well, one's about a girl and that's immediately more interesting. Where are your girls?

>>37535760
I skipped around and wasn't too impressed.

>>37535730
>compare the other shipslut quest

Now that's just mean.

>>37535776
Isn't that already a part of Kancolle? All the girls who sank know they sunk. Sometimes they talk about it. Are you sure you're familiar with Kancolle?

>>37535785
Holy shit man how new are you?

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>>37535643
The neckbeards. They appear.

>>37535671
You forgot the image bro. If you're going to call him out on his shitposting over waifus, do it right.

>>37535785
>Is there some reason there's a tripfag here?
Because we can, anon.

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>>37535472
I still think this tells everything about EP3

>>37535785

Back to reddit and fanfiction you go!

>>37535785
>Is there some reason there's a tripfag here?

You are so kawaii to me right now

>>37535814
I've been on /tg/ for six years.

>>37535785
hownew.ru?

>>37535867
... Jesus Christ, you don't sound like it.

Where were you two years ago?

>>37535785
>Well, one's about a girl and that's immediately more interesting. Where are your girls?

literally next post bro, keep it cool

>>37535881
Not reading OP's stuff?

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>>37535867
Bullshit. Either that or this is your very first quest thread ever.

>>37535867
If you haven't been here since '07, when /tg/ was good, then get out.

>>37535785
>Well, one's about a girl and that's immediately more interesting. Where are your girls?

Sad lonely virgin confirmed

>>37535907
No, I just never got into SWQ and am, apparently, not part of this subculture.

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With Corporal Hate occupied with glaring dirks and daggers at the corgihorde as he clips their leashes on one-by-one, you decide to find Hornet. The - girl, you suppose - has been worrying you lately. Bad enough how the other one is; you don't want both of them becoming silent recluses.

You find her on the flight deck, still in the jumpseat behind the pilots, who are still scribbling industriously in their clipboards. They salute you politely before returning to their work.

Hornet is staring off into space, across the cockpit at nothing. Her raven-dark bangs hang loosely on her dusky cheeks, her slate-grey eyes focused on nothing. And in her hands, being turned around again and again, thoughtlessly, is the black arrow.

>Give her a talking-to. No more of this shit. She needs to be focused.
>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.
>Remind her that you're always available to talk, and leave it at that.

>>37535942
Why can't I be interested in girls?

>>37535958
>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

>>37535983
Because, if as it truly appears, they're all you base your quest participation on, you have problems.

>>37535958
>>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.
We should be nice!

>>37535958
>Give her a talking-to. No more of this shit. She needs to be focused.

>>37535983
Because that's fuckin gay anon.
What are you? Some kind of homo faggot?
A la-la prancing man?

>>37535958
>Give her a talking-to. No more of this shit. She needs to be focused.
This is an angst-free ship!

>>37535472
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

KI SA RA GI.

>>37535983
>not interested in girls

What kind of faggot are you?

>>37535958
>Give her a talking-to. No more of this shit. She needs to be focused.

>>37535983
at least give it time for some waifus to appear, that way you can threaten to leave the quest if you don't get spoonfed exactly what you want

>>37535958
>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

>>37535958
>Give her a talking-to. No more of this shit. She needs to be focused.

>>37536011
I can't like quests with more girls better than quests with less girls?

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>>37535948

holy shit someone on /tg/ that doesn't give a fuck who I am and isn't kissing my ass

what are the fucking odds

this is a good thing

>Remind her that you're always available to talk, and leave it at that.

In order to lead the ships, you must understand them. Become one with them, if you will.

>>37535958
You wanna grab lunch?

>>37536038
BLASTED IN HER BOOTY AND SUNK IS SHE!
KI SA RA GI.

>>37535958
>>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

>Remind her that you're always available to talk, and leave it at that.

>>37536079
NAGATO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS

KI SA RA GI!

>>37536057
You can always go to ghost QTG if you want to wank to people hating you.

>>37536079
IF BRINGING HER BACK UP BE SOMETHING YOU WISH.
KI SA RA GI.

>>37535495
>week ago planefag says some shit about MAYBE doing a short Kancolle quest
>planefag, the dude remembered for taking silly nippon shit and manning it up, making shit more awesome and serious
>3rd ep airs and we actually get a death
>fucking hours latter planefag shows up with a kancolle quest
>SHIPSLUT SLAUGHTER
I don't think the episode has anything to do with it really.

>>37535958
>>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

>>37536040
I... think you misunderstand what he said.

>>37536057
Personally, while I like your writing as funny and whimsical, I find your ability to finish a project, despite swearing to do so, extremely lacking.

I'm saying you're not a man of your word.

Back to work, maggot!

All with me now! "Where there's a whip, there's a way!"

>>37536117
SO SINK TO THE SEA FLOOR AND BE AN ABYSSAL WITH NO TITS!

KI SA RA GI!
KI SA RA GI!
KI SA RA GI, A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>>37536057
Well doesn't your shit just smell of roses, you giant greek boy lover.

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>>37536146
>Personally, while I like your writing as funny and whimsical, I find your ability to finish a project, despite swearing to do so, extremely lacking.

Anyone who's worried this is going to kill SWQ will have that delusion lanced in very, very short order.

Take that as you will.

>>37536122
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP N CRY IN YOUR TISH!
KI SA RA GI.
KI SA RA GI!
KI SA RA GI!
KI SA RA GI!
KI SAAAAA RA GIIIII! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>37535958
>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

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>>37536151

I don't even watch or play shipsluts and this made me laugh

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>>37535958
>>Let it slide. Some wounds never heal – you should know.

Haha! Someone we loved died horrifically!

Sweet fuck we are not ready for the inevitable feels.

>>37536146
Dude, you do realize he's been running SWQ since, like, fucking October at the least, right?

>>37536131
I'm a big Kancolle fag and I think that's a perfectly fine direction to take Kancolle. It can be pretty dark if you want it to be, without making it something other than Kancolle.

At the end of the day, Kancolle is about girls who are ships and they are very cute. If those girls happen to be in a bitter, sorrowful conflict...well that's a bit sad, but it's still perfectly Kancolle!

>>37536266
Not that it's gonna stop the HARDCORE fans from bitching and moaning every time one of the girls gets a papercut or something...

>>37536318
Um...no? Everyone knows the Kanmusu can sink. It's okay! It's fine! You'll just have to build another.

>>37535958
>Remind her that you're always available to talk, and leave it at that.

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2 fuel, 4 ammo, 11 steel!

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>>37536266
>>37536318
>read up on kancolle shit few weeks ago
>Some of the ships that survived to the post war nuclear tests have flashbacks about "that flash"
Shit nigga.

>>37536397
Good. Fuck Japan. Japan a shit.

>>37536196
I don't expect anything anymore or try to worry about anything.

Way easier to avoid disappointment.

Instead, you're always surprised when something comes up!

I was, back then, more invested in AWiY, anyway.

>>37536390
I'm glad they confirmed that scrapping a Kanmusu just means they recycle her rigging.

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>>37536390
I don't play Kancolle, what am I looking at.

>>37536397
The navel base from the anime is near Hiroshima.

>>37536397
Nagato is the one who references them the most including referencing it during her wedding, is kinda creepy

>>37536459
the recycling of an unwanted shipgril.

>>37536146
>I... think you misunderstand what he said.


>The Joke


--------------


>Your Head

>>37536459
Zubat-tier shipgirl who has a maymay about her getting dismantled for materials everytime she shows up.
The pic is an example of someone demonstrating a more disturbing interpretation of "dismantling".

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>>37536318
But characters sinking is not something people object to, and darker themes appear in a lot of the side material. For example one of the Crane LNs has the Kanmusu respawning after they die and remembering everything, from the real life ships life to all their previous lives in a human body.
>>37536459
2 fuel, 4 ammo, and 11 steel is the amount of resources you get for scrapping Naka, who is a rather common drop in the game.

>>37536423
What about all the American ships and the one German ship there?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=uss_hornet_%28cv-8%29

Found Hornet.

>>37536459
>I don't play Kancolle, what am I looking at.
Scrapping a unit. Because Kancolle rarely clarifies anything, it was thought you actually reduced the girl to scrap.

It turns out you just remove her weapons and armor.

>>37535958
>>Remind her that you're always available to talk, and leave it at that.
>>37535595
Is this the guy that tried to fuck up the SW89 thread yesterday?

The Arrow is a long, lethal-looking shaft of heavy ebony, fletched with crowfeathers. A chiseled obsidian arrowhead glints wickedly at the tip, the volcanic glass razor-sharp. Hornet has never nocked it, and never will... you hope. You sincerely hope.

You take a step towards her, your hand already rising to clasp her shoulder companionably – and then you halt. What are you going to say? That all wounds heal, in time? That someday, the loss won't hurt as much?

It's horseshit, and you know it. You know it better than most, after Los Angeles.

“Hornet,” you say softly. She doesn't react. “Hornet!” Her pretty grey eyes snap up to yours, and the black arrow vanishes into thin air with guilty dispatch.

“A-Admiral,” she stammers, caught off-guard. “I'm sorry-”

You silence her with a raised palm. “No need. Just come with me and get some fresh air, okay?”

She nods, still looking a bit bashful, and rises to follow you down the narrow stairway to the cargo bay, and then down the ramp to the tarmac. Corporal Hate is waiting for you, his thirty corgis circling him warily, wrapping his legs up in a neat tangle of leather leashes. He gives Hornet a passing glance, then averts his eyes, able to read her expression fine.

>>37536768

Standing next to Corporal Hate is the other worrisome member of your unit – the silent one. The collar of her duster is turned up high, and her face is turned away from you. Beneath her coat you can hear the slight creak of gun leather – she goes nowhere without arms, now.

You can't really blame her.

“Look,” mutters Hate. “There's the welcoming committee.” Sure enough, a man in JSDF flag-rank uniform is stalking across the tarmac towards you.

“Where's Sammy?” you ask, not relishing the task of bringing her to heel.

Hate shrugs. “I gave her a few boats to keep track of. She loves the damn things.”

You're about to object, when you surrender with a sigh. It's honestly the best thing anyone can do – just keep her occupied. Sammy's a sweetheart when she's got something to do, but when she gets bored... things happen.

“Wait,” you ask with sudden alarm. “Where's Wee Willie Worthless?”

Hate shrugs, and shows you the leashes with a wicked grin. “Sorry, Sir. You kind of made sure my hands were too full to do anything about that.”

>What-the-fuck-ever, formalities need to be handled first.
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

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>planefag
No fucking way
NO. FUCKING. WAY.

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536803
>> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536803
>FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED
>>37536830
Dude, where you've been this fall?

>>37536830
SWQ has been back for months, bro.

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

Oh man, oh boy, oh man

You had one job, and that was nakaquest, and you failed it

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

Poor Willie D.

>>37536803
>FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED
Well this just reeks of shenanigans.

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536803
>> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

Goddamn, we're going to need three of us just to keep tabs on people.

>>37536803
>>What-the-fuck-ever, formalities need to be handled first.

>>37536859
>>37536852
I gave up on 4chan or else I would fail a qualification exam.

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536803
> FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

This should be good.

Who's fuck up chan?

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>>37536803
>FUCKUP-CHAN MUST NOT BE ALLOWED OUT OF OUR SIGHT, SHE'S JINXED

>>37536966
Jackie Chan. He's always screaming bad day. Gotta make sure he's not near ladders and babies.

>>37536901
>moot escaped this hell hole before you did
;_;

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>>37536587
>It turns out you just remove her weapons and armor.

I think that's actually worse, anon.

>>37536803
>Fuckup-chan

Wait, is this William D. Porter? WE HAVE FUCKING PORTER IN OUR FLEET?

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE FUCKING STEN GUNS.

>>37537063
I'm sad now.

>>37537158
Is that the ship that almost killed Roosevelt when he was headed to Tehran?

>>37537158
... Is it too late to abandon our posting?

>>37537200
Yeah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_William_D._Porter_%28DD-579%29

>>37537200
The one and the same.

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>>37537220
Inb4 a USS Young.

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You turn away from Corporal Hate and bolt back up the boarding ramp like greased lightning, terror filling your heart. Wee Willie Worthless's inadvertent talent for destruction is a force to be reckoned with, and one you've learned not to underestimate. You've barely made the cargo bay again when your nose detects the all too familiar scent of smoke and ahead – the flickering light of a fire.

And you know for a fact this plane was carrying a fresh load of Standard Missiles for the 7th Fleet.

You rip a nearby fire extinguisher off the wall so hard that the mounting straps rip right out with it, screws and all, and gallop sidelong towards the scene; the fastest way to move with your bad leg still on the (alleged) mend. Reaching the source of the fire, you play out the extinguisher on the unfortunate victim until the flames are smothered, and all that's left is a small girl curled into the fetal position, weeping miserably. The extinguisher has coated her chestnut-brown hair, lovingly woven into a braid, with a dusting of white residue, and the still-smoking pool of some sort of hydraulic fluid or oil or some shit is soaking into her singed uniform.

“Willie,” you ask her, “how the fuck!?”

“I J-J-JUST T-T-T-RIED TO TIE MY SHOOOOOES,” she wails, and begins crying again. Glancing aside, you can see the dent in the nearby shipping crate where her skull made contact with it when she probably leaned over too far.

“Jesus,” you say, rubbing your face. This only makes the girl cry even harder. You want to feel sorry for her, but her constant fuckups have run you ragged lately – and of course, Sammy hasn't been any fucking help, either.

“You're the new guy, I take it?”

You turn around to find the JSDF Admiral looking you in the eye – and good Christ, he looks worse than you do.

>Confirm, with tears.
>Explain the situation. It's not as bad as it looks.
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

When will Enterprise-sama grace us with her heroic presence?

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>>37537158
>>37537200
>>37537218
>>37537220
>>37537224
Well, on to shenanigans then.

>>37537200
>>37537224
I think we're fully entitled to say "Fuck this." and go AWOL.

>>37537249
>Cuddle Willie she needs it.

>>37537249
>>Explain the situation. It's not as bad as it looks.
>>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

>>37537249
IT'S FUCKING PORTER. RUN AND KEEP RUNNING.

>>37537249
>>Explain the situation. It's not as bad as it looks.

>>37537249
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.
Find out what the future holds.

>>37537249
>Confirm, with tears.
TTK understands. He probably has a Naka or a Tenryuu or two.

>>37537249
>>Confirm, with tears.

>>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

>>37537249
>Confirm, with tears.
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

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>>37537249
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

>>37537249
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

It begins.

>>37537249
>>Confirm, with tears.

>>37537249
>Confirm, with tears.
>Explain the situation. It's not as bad as it looks.

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>>37537249
> This is exactly as bad as it looks.
Then
>Commiserate with a fellow tortured soul, he knows what fresh hell we've been through.

Or, even better:
> TO THE BAR- Proceed to get shitfaced and trade shipgirl stories with our counterpart.
I'm waiting for pic related.

>>37537186
I'm explicably aroused.

>>37537388

Voting fucking over, this happens.

>>37537249
Why have we not lashed Porter to our back with duct tape already? It keeps her from shooting her fellow shipgirls.

>>37537445
>Lashed Porter to our Dick

>>37537249
>Explain the situation. It's not as bad as it looks.
>Ask him why he looks like he's been run over by a truck.

Oh Willie.

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>>37537445
We'd be dead in hours.

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>>37537388
>>37537412
I'm excited.

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The haggard-looking man has that faint beard and intense, almost mildly insane stare you associate with the kickass old samurai movies – everything you'd hoped for from a JSDF Admiral. The bloodshot eyes and obvious lack of sleep, not so much.

You look down at Willie, who's weeping softly as she tries to melt into a puddle of failure and flow down a drain so nobody can witness her shame, and then back to your counterpart.

“Yeah, so,” you mutter, “this is, uh, pretty much as bad as it looks.”

Willie begins crawling away, slowly, as if you won't notice, her racking sobs growing even worse.

The Admiral gives you a wild-eyed look that says all sorts of things you don't want to consider. “You poor son of a bitch,” he says, shaking his head. “You poor poor son of a bitch.”

“Yeah,” you say, rubbing your head. “I guess you've got it even worse-”

“No,” he says, slicing a hand through the air. “No. It's how you think it can't get much worse, right now.”

You blink. “But-”

“It will,” he growls as he turns away from you and walks towards the gangplank again. “Oh, Christ, it will.”

>>37537476
If Willie is lashed to our dick then she'll cause us to trip, hit our head, and suffer a coma.

>>37537476
>It turns out she's a healthy carrier of Megarrhea, an advanced, hyperinfectious form of Gonorrhea.

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>>37537534
>every_fleet_admiral.jpg

>>37537565
If we die the suffering ends.

>>37537590
No. This becomes Abyssal admiral quest. We have to work with surprisingly competent emotionless ship girls.

>>37537565
>It turns out she's an healthy carrier of THE BEAST.

Yeah, the HW:Cataclysm Beast. No, don't ask how it happened. It did.

>>37537590
No, that's when Hornet!MC begins.

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>>37537534
You're making me feel pretty bad for Willie.

>>37537590
It NEVER ends

>>37537220
The funny part is after the Porter got transfered to the Pacific they shaped up to be a reliable AA ship with minimal mishaps, even getting 4 battle stars before being sunk via kamikaze attack.

>>37537631
So, immortality assured then?

>>37537624
Fuck Wille, Talk to Hornet!

>>37537644
>inb4 Willie takes 2411 levels in badass and becomes our Goddess of Anti-Air.

>>37537678
So.. NTR Hornet?

So is Steamboat Wille the Maruyu of the fleet?

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>>37537648
In a way, yes.

>>37537644

A kamikaze fighter that MISSED. Seriously, when a kamikaze fighter misses you and hits the ocean, and somehow manages to hold together long enough for the detonation to happen UNDER you, you know your luck is utter shit.

>>37537721
Looks like it.

>>37537703
Never! if we meet Enterprise maybe? But not for Wille.

>>37537743
It was terrible luck but not caused by anything the ship/crew actually did.

the equivalent would be a ship eating a lone torpedo that just so happens to somehow set off the main armaments powder magazine.

>>37537792
No love for the Intrepid?

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The next hour passes mostly uneventfully. You eventually have to bodily drag Willie Dee to the waiting van, and manage to get her in the middle-middle seat, between Hornet and the Silent Girl. Corporal Hate sits in back, amidst his horde of corgis, his eyes boring fire into the rear-view mirror. The JSDF Admiral, still unintroduced, hops into the driver's seat, and you all manage to get to Yokosuka unmurdered.

Sammy was provided with “special transportation.” You're not sure what that means, but you did see a Pave Hawk taking off before you pulled onto the highway.

Your arrival at Yokosuka is muted, given the ungodly hour. Base security gives you scrutiny, and gives even more scrutiny to the not-so-subtle air escort of shadowing helicopters. You carry precious cargo – Willie Dee included.

There's many enemies, and too few warships of any sort.

Corporal Hate departs for the kennels with his horde, a sour cloud squatting over him as he wrestles the headstrong little dogs that pull him every which way with ferocious force and insatiable curiosity. Hornet slips off somewhere, and the Silent Girl slinks towards the dorms like an extra in a spaghetti western, led by a nervous-looking JSDF seaman. Within a few minutes, you're sitting in the Admiral's office; a shot of Scotch in your hand before your ass hits the chair. There's a broad window behind you that shows the piers, and you can just see the first rays of the rising sun peeking over the ocean horizon.

The Admiral refills your Scotch, which you made vanish rather fast. He doesn't bother with a glass for himself, taking a slug right out of the bottle before smacking it down.

He sighs.

“So.”

>Wait for him to speak
>Ask question? Specify.

>>37537806
The equivalent is taking a single 5 incher from an aircraft carrier and having your oxygen torpedoes detonate.

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>>37537845

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak

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>>37537845

>>37537828
>Intrepid
Can't find any Ship Girl version of her so no.

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak

>>37537844
Struggle with your irritable bowel syndrome before talking to take your mind off the growing cramps in your stomach.

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak.

Let him get it out at his own pace. We already know this guy has seen some SHIT.

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>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak

>>37537844
"What in the fuck is going on."

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak.

>>37537844
Ask: "Explain the situation"

>>37537978
I second this.

>>37537978
This

>>37537743
Didn't all the crew survived the sinking?

Isn't that Lucky in itself?

>>37538056
They were forced to live with the shame of having served on the William D. Porter.

>>37537844
>"How fucked am I and how much of my budget will I need to spend on scotch?"

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>>37538056
By some definitions, yes.

We have been cowed by the horror of "it gets worse"

>>37538056
The CREW was lucky. The SHIP was not.

Someone should calculate the average time it takes for planefag to type so we can get a rough eta on the next part.

>>37538159
Whenever it (our tears) pleases him the most.

>>37537845
Which ship was that?

>>37538081

And all her previous crew were ARRESTED when they got back to port after all the mishaps that were their fault while escorting the Iowa and President Roosevelt to that secret meeting.

>>37538159
How nice of you to volunteer!

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>>37538208

>>37537844
>Wait for him to speak

>>37538208
HIJMS Choukai got hit by USS White Plains (CVE-66).

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“This is fucking weird,” you say aloud.

The man across from you seems to deflate, slumping over the desk. “Oh Jesus, I'm glad you said it.” With his forehead on the table, he pulls his hat off and rubs his short hair with a sigh. “What the hell is this shit?”

You lean back in your chair with a sigh. “We were kind of hoping you could tell us more about that. Y'all have been summoning these things for a lot longer than us.”

He sighs, straightens up, and finds you holding out your glass for a refill. He chuckles, and complies, matching you drink for drink. “Yeah, I got the whole briefing. They told me to let you down easy, but...” you tense up, expecting him to mention the Battle of the Bay, but he just shrugs. “You're the one man in the US Navy that nobody can bullshit, on this stuff.”

“I wouldn't say that-”

“You *saw,*” he says with a quiet intensity in his voice and eyes that stops your objections cold. “We can make up all the bullshit we want for the press and the politicians, but once you... see those things...”

You both sit in silence. You watch his eyes, and wonder if yours unfocus when those scenes replay before your eyes – the dark cloud, the abyssals, the choking smoke-

“The truth is, we don't have a fucking clue,” the Admiral says. “No more than you do. No more than they. We've summoned them with everything from Shinto rites to meetings of surviving crewmen from veterans associations. And sometimes-”

“-they just show up,” you reply. “Like the girl in the coat.”

>>37538206
>>37538225
It takes on average 17 minutes (mean) for planefag to make 1 post, double that if he makes two consecutive posts(obviously).

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>>37538346

He humphs. “Yeah, I wondered why I didn't see any mention of her in the briefing. When did she show up?”

“Not a week ago,” you reply. “She hasn't spoken a single word yet. We were going to keep her in reserve, but she showed up at the loading ramp of our plane before take-off and wouldn't take no for an answer.”

“Huu,” the Admiral replies. “What's she got up her stack?”

“A 410-millimeter shell converted into a bomb, last I checked,” you reply quietly.

The Admiral takes a second to absorb that, before a haunted look enters his eyes. “What the fuck were you Yanks thinking, bringing her HERE!?”

You shrug. “She wants to be where the fight is. She wants to sortie. She's been sitting at her berth for a long time. Who are we to refuse her, at last?”

He absorbs that, and seems to deflate again. The heavy, damp atmosphere weighs heavily on you both, the wheezing air conditioner doing little to lighten the mood.

>Ask question?
>Just look out the window at the rising sun over the docks. Atmosphere, read it, etc.

>>37538393
>Ask question?
So who the hell is she?

>>37538393
Ask: "Does this girl match with any warship in our records?"

>>37538435

>>37538393
>A 410-millimeter shell converted into a bomb, last I checked

A- Arizona!?

>>37538393
>410mm shells converted into bombs...

Oh fuck.

She rides again.

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>>37538435
>>37538454

Oh, you guys know who she is. She was taken out by a 410mm armor-piercing naval shell converted into a bomb. It detonated her forward magazines.

And she's been sitting at her berth ever since that day...

... waiting.

>>37538393
>Just look out the window at the rising sun over the docks. Atmosphere, read it, etc.

>>37538435
Why the hell would they know? She didn't show up in japan.

>>37538393
Atmosphere, reading, etc

>>37538454
I like that, but isn't that a little too meta?

>>37538480

Are you seriously suggesting that we brought the Arizona over here, spoiling for a fight? Oh, goddammit, we better find her before she hunts down and starts a brawl with the carriers who were at Pearl Harbor...

>>37538480
SHE"S THE FUCKING ARIZONA?

>>37538521
Anon, that is the Arizona.

>>37538393
>Just look out the window at the rising sun over the docks. Atmosphere, read it, etc.

ARIZONA IS BACK FOR VENGEANCE BITCHES

>>37538523
>>37538521
>>37538486
>>37538483
>>37538474
>>37538473

One and the same. USS Arizona.

>>37538393
>>37538480
>“What the fuck were you Yanks thinking, bringing her HERE!?”
Oh jesus it all makes sense now. Karma's a bitch.

>>37538393
Look out the window

>>37538393
>>Just look out the window at the rising sun over the docks. Atmosphere, read it, etc.
After a suitably dramatic length of time, propose a toast. "Here's hoping we make it through this in one piece."

>>37538521
>You eventually have to bodily drag Willie Dee to the waiting van, and manage to get her in the middle-middle seat, between Hornet and the Silent Girl.
>the Silent Girl.
Pretty sure we know right where she is, bro.

>>37538393
"So what's the plan? What's your roster like?"

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>>37538480

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>>37538561
>Bring the USS Arizona to Japan
...fuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>37538561
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1876843?pool_id=9415

Found her on the database.

>>37538612
Priceless!

>>37538480
>>37538483
Hey! I'm new to the world of wwII naval ships!
>>37538561
And holy shit, at least I know this one.

LOW AND SLOW A SHIT
TARGETING PODS A BEST

>>37538612
Funny story, but the Chinese never reimbursed the guy that bought that carrier on their behalf.

>>37536578
>CV-8
>old as dirt
At least we won't have to explain away all those Nimitz-class carriers with the full names of dudes.

>>37538393
Shouldn't we ask what he has and prepare to have her work seperately/warn her that we're working together?

>>37538612
>Dat Brazil
I didn't even know we HAD aircraft carriers! Thought our military was far too shitty to have one

>>37538706
Figures.

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>>37538480
>>37538521
>>37538523
>>37538532
Just wait until she sees one of the Jap carriers that launched the attack at Pearl, you know, the one that killed so many of her sisters as they sat helplessly, screaming.

I imagine it'll go something like pic related.

>>37538735
Don't worry, Brazil's carrier is pretty shitty and generally stuck in port. You guys bought it from the French.

>>37538735

You don't. You have a few helicopter carriers, though!

>>37538755
We need one of Wille D Porter.

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>>37538755
>Sir? No sir, painting me red won't make me go three times faster.

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>>37538755
>No, painting me red won't make me go three times faster

>>37538775
They've got a Clemenceu-class. That's a full blown CV.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_aircraft_carrier_S%C3%A3o_Paulo_%28A12%29

>>37538775
They have the Sao Paulo, ex-Foch class. It operates some Skyhawks when it isn't rotting at the pier.

>>37538775
If they count, that comic needs to be updated to include 'straya then. The first of the Canberras is in commission now.

>>37538773
>>37538775
The main reason Brazl's military is so badly equipped and underpowered is because the government refuses to give them a decent budget.
They are actually afraid the Military will stage another coup.

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>>37538763
Mogami and the army dogs in the game seem to hold no ill will towards each other, despite this happening

>Mogami confirmed her status for all Imperial Navy sailors. She fired a spread of six “Long Lance” torpedoes that proved to be one of the most devastating of the entire war: they sank the Japanese Army landing ship Ryujo Maru, the Army transports Sakura Maru, Tatsuno Maru and Horai Maru

>>37538829
It's not Foch-class, it was formerly known as the Foch. It's a Celmenceau class.

>>37538842
It has no fixed wing craft though. It might get F-35s we don't know yet.

>>37538829
It might get Gripens maybe.

>>37538937
It won't.

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>>37538723
>>37538580

“You think it's going to cause pr-”

“No shit, Sherlock,” he snaps back, taking another slug from the bottle and rudely wiping his mouth with his sleeve. “Come ON. You know what we've got, you've seen the roster. Akagi's here, and Kaga, and the – the whole goddamned Pearl Harbor attack force, basically. You – why – UGH.” He sighs. “Who's the angry-looking guy with the boats in tow, anyhow?”

“That,” you reply, “is Corporal Hate.”

He hoists an eyebrow. “Hate?” Recognition slowly crosses his face. “Wait, is he the one who-”

“Yeah,” you reply.

“I thought he-”

“He did,” you reply. “The last torpedo he nailed went off close enough to dent the ship's hull, and he ate a faceful of shrapnel, to say nothing of the blast.”

“He looks pretty good for a half-dead man. How did he pull that off?”

You smile at the Admiral. “The truth is, we don't have a fucking clue,” you say, recycling his own words. “He sure does, but he's not... forthcoming.”

The Admiral squints at you. “He told you, didn't he?”

You smile back at him. “He'll tell you, too – once he knows you well enough.”

He sighs, and nods. He swivels his chair to look out the wide windows, and you both enjoy the sunrise together in companionable and increasingly-sloshed silence. Even after years in the service and at sea, the beauty of a sunrise over glassy, still waters never ceases to please you.

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>>37537256
>>37537792

>Enterprise

>>37538937
It's designed to operating them. And the ship itself is inactive service, which is more than half the other balls in that panel can say.

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>>37538821
>they have a full-blown fucking carrier with fixed-wing planes

i shot my fukkin mouth off

>>37538561
You sadistic fucker.

>>37538966
Still trying to figure out who the hell Corporal Hate is.

>>37539004
Don't worry, not even the Bazilian knew it existed.

>>37539038
Not even a Bazillion Brazillians could figure it out.

>>37539037
Sounds like he was a torpedo-killing badass... with a love of dogs.

>>37539037
>Still trying to figure out who the hell Corporal Hate is.

He's actually an ordinary human.

>>37539004
Don't worry I didn't know Aircraft Carriers existed outside of Japan, England, and America existed.

>>37539068
Bullshit. Hes the Ghost.

>>37539082
>existed outside of Japan, England, and America existed.
what are you trying to say?

>>37539068
So he isn't based on some crazy fucker that did something like toss depth charges in the path of torpedoes at close range or something equally insane?

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At length, you see a figure silhouetted against the rising sun – a young girl in a hoodie, with her sleeves rolled up. She seems to be going for a jog down the docks.

“Huh,” the Admiral says thoughtfully, rubbing his bearded chin. “Fubuki seems to be making an extra effort.”

“Fubuki-class?”

“No, Fubuki herself, the lead ship,” he corrects you. He smiles a bit as he watches her through the glass. “She's our resident Willie Dee, you might say.”

“Total fuckup?”

“A-yep!” he says with a sigh. “But she's getting better. At least she tries her ass off.”

>>37539138
More than likely he used a .50 on the side of a ship to shoot torpedoes.

>>37539138

Don't worry. Those stories will be told Soon.

>>37538821
Sweet Mother of Fuck, that Aircraft Carrier is even shittier than I imagined.
It's from 1960, but the Navy wants to have it operational until 2039.

It can't stay at sea longer than three months and it spent more than a year being repaired because it caught fire right after they modernized it.

Fuck, it's acquisition was obviously a political move to make our navy seem less crappy than it actually is.
Fucking Brazil.

>>37539004
Planefag, that piece of shit barely qualifies as a ship, and our we barely have any planes to launch from it.
Most people here in Brazil have no idea we even have that thing. Fuck, most brazilians have no idea we even have a navy beyond some vague, subconscious acknowledgement that we must have SOMETHING to patrol our coastline.

And the same can be said of our Air Force, beyond some vague feeling of pride because Embraer sometimes sells some planes to other countries.

>>37539177
I remember a story about a guy on one of the Atlantic convoys who shot a torpedo with his rifle.

>>37539133
I'm ignorant and kind of sort of know only WW2 carriers and even that is limited.

>>37539161
Fubuki is not a fuck up!'

....

Okay maybe she is but at least she doesn't say poi or nanodesu at the end of every sentence.

>>37539221
Blonde is worst girl, followed by Naka.

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You squint at her through the predawn haze. “So... it's like a shakedown cruise, or something?”

“What do your girls eat?” he asks you abruptly.

“Food,” you reply. “Hornet wolfs down burgers like nobody's business; I needed to get a government credit card just for her.”

“Ours too,” he replies. “Don't try to make sense of it. You can't. It's...” he shrugs, and turns his attention back to Fubuki, who's starting to flag a little, her exercise having taken its toll. Still, she looks happy to be out and about, with the blood flowing through her veins and the clean, cool sea air on her face. You envy her, just a little – looking forward to a future that has a place in it for her, with none of the burdens of command on her shoulders.

Maybe they're not all messed up, you let yourself hope. Maybe they don't all remember sinking into the abyss with the voices of their doomed crews ringing inside their compartments.

Maybe, just maybe, there's a chance.

>>37539221
>Okay maybe she is but at least she doesn't say poi or nanodesu at the end of every sentence.
You leave Yuudachi and Inazuma out of this.

>>37539177
Probably the smaller NATO cartridge. .50's disintegrate if you shoot them into at least 3 foot depths.

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>>37539218
Aye. We're set in a modern setting, so I'd have to assume Cpl. Hate was doing this.

>>37539259
>wait till they introduce Tenryuu and Tatsuta.

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>>37539259
>insulting the Nightmare of Solomon with a firepower stat similar to heavy cruisers and the Idol with a low Kai2 remodel level.

>>37539264
>Maybe, just maybe, there's a chance.
You poor bastard. You still think there is hope?

>>37539221
>not liking poi or nanodesu
what kind of abyss are you?

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You watch the girl reach the end of the docks, and look up in wonder at the sight of the sun rising over the ocean's edge, spreading its brilliant orange light over the glassy, still sea. Both Admirals and the destroyer girl watch in silence for a minute; and you feel that you're all absorbing this moment of beauty and silence, trying to save it for later, when such moments will be rare indeed.

But as beautiful as the scene is, a tiny corner of your mind gives thanks for the glassy sea because it makes for better sonar reception – and as that thought flits across your mind, you see something rippling in the water near Fubuki.

It looks a lot like a small periscope.

>Wait
>ACT

>>37539316
Of course, anon. I hope they sink.

>>37539264
>Maybe they don't all remember sinking into the abyss with the voices of their doomed crews ringing inside their compartments

WILLIE IS THE MOST WELL ADJUSTED OF THE LOT. FUCK.

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>>37539161
>filename
It's okay planefag, I won't judge you.

Much.

>>37539345
>ACT

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WE SHOULD CAPTURE AN ABYSSAL. FOR SCIENCE.

>>37539345
>>Wait

>>37539345
>ACT

>>37539345
>ACT
>ask the admiral if friendly submarines are in the area.

>>37539345
>>Wait

dis gun b gud

>>37539345
>>ACT
PILO--er--ADMIRAL!

>>37539345
>>ACT

>>37539345
>ACT
Head off the shenanigans