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Quest Quest; The Tale of the B(...) 01/21/15(Wed)17:32:26 No.37533810

Quest Quest; The Tale of the Bradbard Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:32:26 No.37533810 Archived

EPISODE 4

LAST TIME(s) ON QUEST QUEST
>You are Garetendo, a bard that specializes in songs about people named Brad!
>You and your party (An orc, an elf, and a skeleton) find out about an ancient staff called the "Appello" that can change the name of anyone!
>You set out to a town where you believe it to be, using a ship as transit
>After exiting the ship and traveling through the forest, you met some goblins!
>After a brief attack, they ended up killing your newest party member, a small leech
>Following the trail of blood from the goblins, you head deeper into the forest

AND NOW YOU'RE UP TO DATE

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:33:24 No.37533834

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:33:24 No.37533834

>Episode 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37363412/
>Episode 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37377232/
>Episode 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37465789/

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:37:27 No.37533907

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:37:27 No.37533907

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You and your party storm through the forest, following the trail of blood left by the goblin. You see it lead to a clearing...

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:40:18 No.37533968

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:40:18 No.37533968

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And you see the trail leads right through Old Zigburg, the town mentioned in the tome of the Appellomancer!

WHAT DO?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:41:15 No.37533998

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:41:15 No.37533998

>>37533968
"And Caesar’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:42:11 No.37534021

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:42:11 No.37534021

>>37533968
Follow the trail, keep a watch out for ambush, or noodlers.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:42:16 No.37534022

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:42:16 No.37534022

>>37533968
>Draw a dick on the sign

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:43:17 No.37534032

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:43:17 No.37534032

>>37533968
Seconding drawing a dick on the sign.

And then quickly move on following the trail.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:46:48 No.37534089

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:46:48 No.37534089

>>37533968
Question: when he will multiclass into bradbardbarian?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:51:44 No.37534169

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:51:44 No.37534169

>>37534022
>>37534032
Draw a dick on the sign, third vote.
Also yeah, then move on with the trail.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:53:37 No.37534204

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:53:37 No.37534204

>>37533968
Fourth for phallic vandalism
>>37534089
Hopefully never, the bradbard is an esteemed and incorruptible profession.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:54:43 No.37534232

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:54:43 No.37534232

>>37534089
after we level up

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:58:05 No.37534292

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:58:05 No.37534292

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>>37534022
>>37534032
>>37534169
>>37534204
You try to lighten the mood a bit with a little mischievous graffiti.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:58:24 No.37534302

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:58:24 No.37534302

>>37534204
Ok how about a bradbardbeardian? That's another esteemed job.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)17:59:42 No.37534331

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)17:59:42 No.37534331

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>>37534292
Your party, however, seems to be not as cultured as you are.

YOU'RE DYING OUT THERE, KID. WHAT NOW?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:00:11 No.37534346

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:00:11 No.37534346

>>37534292
now continue following the trail. Your excellent sense of humor is wasted on these inbreds.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:01:24 No.37534371

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:01:24 No.37534371

>>37534331
Pffft, philistines, no appreciation for the finer arts. Follow the blood trail, then.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:02:37 No.37534395

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:02:37 No.37534395

>>37534331
Follow the blood trail

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:04:33 No.37534435

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:04:33 No.37534435

>>37534331
Scoff slightly, but proceed along with the blood trail.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:07:25 No.37534492

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:07:25 No.37534492

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>>37534331
Continue along the trail.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:10:51 No.37534553

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:10:51 No.37534553

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>>37534492
>>37534435
>>37534395
>>37534371
>>37534346
You continue through the town, but something catches your eye. You notice that each of the houses has someone peeking out, nervously watching you.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:12:15 No.37534584

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:12:15 No.37534584

>>37534553
Walk up and do a jig.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:16:07 No.37534660

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:16:07 No.37534660

>>37534553
>Smile and wave

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:23:54 No.37534830

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:23:54 No.37534830

>>37534553
>Go see he mayor

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:35:01 No.37535050

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:35:01 No.37535050

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>>37534584
You walk up the steps of the house belonging to the worried looking man and preform a jig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvYjbJtISjw

It's quite a good jig, actually

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:35:46 No.37535066

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:35:46 No.37535066

OP? Are you deceased?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:36:38 No.37535081

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:36:38 No.37535081

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>>37535050
He stares at you, a mix of horror, disgust, and relief.
>"Y-Yar nat one o' them, are ya'?"
He whispers anxiously.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:36:50 No.37535086

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:36:50 No.37535086

>>37535066
Apparently not.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:37:09 No.37535093

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:37:09 No.37535093

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>37535050
Rolling to resist san loss

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:37:57 No.37535110

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:37:57 No.37535110

>>37535081
"No, of course we aren't."

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:38:05 No.37535114

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:38:05 No.37535114

>>37535081
He's seen others with your sweet-ass moves? We must know if that is so!

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:38:26 No.37535125

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:38:26 No.37535125

>>37535081
"Don't ask stupid questions like that because now I need to ask what you mean by "them" and that's really fucking annoying."

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:38:51 No.37535134

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:38:51 No.37535134

>>37535081
One of who exactly? If you mean goblins no.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:39:05 No.37535138

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:39:05 No.37535138

>>37535081
>"Hell yes we're on of them."
>JIG HARDER.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:39:20 No.37535145

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:39:20 No.37535145

>>37535081
"No, we're a friendly bradbard!"

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:39:42 No.37535149

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:39:42 No.37535149

>>37535081
Them cock-bleeding goblins ?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:46:16 No.37535271

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:46:16 No.37535271

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>>37535110
>>37535125
>>37535134
>>37535145
>>37535149
>"Y-yes, the goblins. Them and their leader came in but days ago. They destroyed our shops, kicked our shins, ate our pets and..."
He catches his breath
>"They stole our towns sacred orb!"

THATS NEW! WHAT DO?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:47:34 No.37535300

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:47:34 No.37535300

>>37535271
This orb... is it perchance...round-ish?
>"yes"
Nah, haven't seen it.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:48:10 No.37535313

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:48:10 No.37535313

>>37535271
"What a coincidence, they also stole MY FRIEND'S LIFE!"
Go and find those thieving and murdering boggarts. Ask if this guy has seen them.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:49:13 No.37535334

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:49:13 No.37535334

>>37535271
Tell us more of these goblins, friend. We are here to mete justice on them.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:50:05 No.37535354

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:50:05 No.37535354

>>37535271
>AFTER THE GOBLINS!

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:51:26 No.37535386

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:51:26 No.37535386

>>37535271
>>37535354
Oh and have b'read negotiate with Mr.EXPO on a price for our services

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:55:06 No.37535473

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:55:06 No.37535473

>>37535271
Say we are on a vengence quest against the goblins, can we come in and have somewhere to rest?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:57:16 No.37535526

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:57:16 No.37535526

>>37535386
yes please

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)18:59:26 No.37535578

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)18:59:26 No.37535578

>>37535386
Yes, monetary compensation and board.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:00:04 No.37535596

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:00:04 No.37535596

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>>37535313
>>37535334
>>37535354
>"They came in. Their leader ordered us to hand over our sacred orb, the key to an ancient crypt. When we refused, he sent his goblins to rough up the town and our people. Finally, in order to save the town from more harm, I handed him the orb."
The man shakes his head.
>"It was all I could do. With the orb, he ran off into the forest. I believe they're holed up in a sort of fortress over there."
He points into the woods, the direction the blood trail leads.

>"Should you find the orb, do us a favor and keep it. This is the third band of ruffians this month to beat our people up and steal it."

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:01:52 No.37535632

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:01:52 No.37535632

>>37535596
>>37535386
>>37535526
>>37535578

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:02:15 No.37535642

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:02:15 No.37535642

>>37535596
I think we are supposed to assemble the Appello, starting by this orb?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:04:51 No.37535700

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:04:51 No.37535700

>>37535632
They seem to have lost much already. I would feel bad if I were to impose on them. Maybe just board?

Or we could crash in the fort, for the night.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:07:56 No.37535756

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:07:56 No.37535756

>>37535596
Seconding >>37535632

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:11:12 No.37535838

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:11:12 No.37535838

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Hey guys, OP here. Some shit just came up and I gotta take care of it, so I think that's it for today.

Really fuckin sorry gents. Don't worry though, tomorrow should be A+ for a game. Check the twitter for any updates.

You're all golden

~~dont hate me~~

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:12:42 No.37535865

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:12:42 No.37535865

>>37535838
Don't worry OP. Ur a good person. Have a nice day.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:12:42 No.37535866

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:12:42 No.37535866

>>37535838
Np mang, see you tomorrow!

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:12:45 No.37535868

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:12:45 No.37535868

>>37535838
Shit happens we get it np OP

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:13:51 No.37535893

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:13:51 No.37535893

>>37535838
...moot?

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:16:15 No.37535947

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:16:15 No.37535947

>>37535838
I love you. I couldn't hate you in a million years.

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)19:45:05 No.37536603

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)19:45:05 No.37536603

>>37535838
aye bby grl don cri now

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)20:15:31 No.37537197

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)20:15:31 No.37537197

>>37535838
If this thread's still up, feel free to just continue from here. /tg/'s pretty slow after all. We won't hate you ~~much~~.

~~But seriously, this quest is gold. Stay cool, OP.~~

Anonymous
01/21/15(Wed)21:38:16 No.37538877

Anonymous 01/21/15(Wed)21:38:16 No.37538877

Desperate bump to keep the thread alive. 24 hours isn't so far away is it?

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)00:56:34 No.37542720

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)00:56:34 No.37542720

keepin it away from page 10 as hard as i can

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)00:58:32 No.37542745

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)00:58:32 No.37542745

You know, if filthy trapwaifufags hadn't been so obsessed with peeking at a dick and getting us punched we might have been able to save leechbrad

Our first party member killed was due to waifufags. Remember that.

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)01:16:11 No.37542993

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)01:16:11 No.37542993

>>37542745
Yup, never forget.

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)08:55:40 No.37546864

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)08:55:40 No.37546864

bump

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)09:04:48 No.37546930

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)09:04:48 No.37546930

>>37542745
>Our first party member killed was due to waifufags.
Pretty disrespectful to use Leech Brad's death as a soapbox, anon. And you know what got him killed? Throwing him at the goblins.

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)10:26:42 No.37547616

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)10:26:42 No.37547616

>>37542745
Yeah, it was like everyone forgot about the goblins.

Anonymous
01/22/15(Thu)12:05:01 No.37548733

Anonymous 01/22/15(Thu)12:05:01 No.37548733

>>37535838
Narrator dis stoppin is terrbl
I hate u but bard game so good.