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>>37473592

"Of course. We must service our own helicopter fleet." Petrov nods. "I am not sure if our parts will be compatible with yours, but I'm sure our technicians-"

"Whoa, wait a minute there!" Bullseye stomps forward. "YOUR technicians? Nuh uh, buddy. Friends or not, no Ivan is coming near our bird!"

"Now, I assure you, Comrade, our technicians are some of the most highly trained in all of the Soviet Union and possibly the world. If there is anybody that can repair your helicopter, it will be them." Petrov says calmly.

"The problem is," Hoskins steps forward, backing up Bullseye, "we're not comfortable with you guys peekin' around the insides of our craft!"

"Captain," Petrov turns to you with an apologetic look on his face, "my men are highly trained and can be trusted. We aren't here to steal your secrets or anything like that, only to ensure your helicopter is repaired as quickly as possible."

Well, it WAS a tempting offer. You kind of wanted to get in the air and back to base as soon as possible, and you weren't sure how good a job your aircrew could do alone. However, their concerns were completely legitimate. The Ghost Hawk and XF-19 were still considered top secret, and you were pretty sure a LOT of people would be unhappy if the learned you let foreign techs get a look at their innards.

>Accept Petrov's offer.
>Refuse Petrov's offer.
>Other

>>37473605
>>Refuse Petrov's offer.
Sorry just can't.

That wheel chair rat dead yet?

>>37473605
>Accept Petrov's offer
We got the MoH, so bitches can suck it

>>37473605
>>Other

Airmen take the lead for repairs, Ivans stay back and offer support only as requested, for non-vital work.

>>37473605
>>Accept Petrov's offer.
Unless Pierce have MacGyver skill, we are pretty much stranded here if we refuse.

>>37473605
>Accept Petrov's offer.

>>37473605
>>Accept Petrov's offer.

>>37473605
Seconding >>37473694

>>37473605
>>Refuse Petrov's offer.

>>37473605
>>37473694
this, they can help out, but they can't go digging inside of it unless told to

>>37473664
Go. Stay go.

>>37473694
this is good

>>37473765
I'll change to >>37473694

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If Konstantina also in this base, we might need to keep eyes on Rex.
Spoilered because metagaming.

...also, i made this. NSFW.

>>37473889
You do the Lord's work, son.

>>37473889
You've done it again!

>>37473889
oh dammit

>>37473889
Well then!

>>37473605

In favor of >>37473694

Hey, that is far tamer than what i intended before.

>>37474165
okay now I want to see whatever you intended before

>>37473605
>Refuse Petrov's offer.
Refuse Petrov's offer, make Hoskins, Bullseye, and Red do the repairs. Yell at them when their repairs inevitably fail or cause further damage.

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To add to the art pile and to show those who haven't seen it yet, here's a redalert!Raikov.

>>37474224
this makes me want to use a weather control device on ALL OF THAT!

>>37474224
nice work, that second conscript is having the time of his life

>>37474224

>Red Alert with Witches

ALL OF MY MONEY

>>37474165
Well? Don't just leave us hanging.
Spoiler if you must, but you've gotta tell us.

>>37474224
>That tactical vodka deploying zeppelin
10/10

>>37473605

>>37473694
This is good

>>37474224
>Vodka Kirov
YES

DRUNK KIROV BEST KIROV

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>>37474224
Nice.

Obligatory hell march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqwFhX6Cqg

>>37474218
>>37474277
can we say.. "making sister for Laika". With Ahegao. And double V-sign.

>>37474224
Now i want to see Tesla Trooper on Strikers '89 verse.

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>>37473605
"How about this." You sigh. "My airmen will handle the actual repairs. Your guys can provide the parts and everything, but they can't approach the actual craft unless my guys give the go ahead. Is that acceptable?"

"A bit complicated, but yes, that can work." Petrov nods. "Now, the base commander has heard of your exploits, and is actually rather eager to meet you all. I'm authorized to give you a guided tour of Strana Mechty while you stay here."

"Wow, that's pretty generous." You blink.

"If you would come along, we can start right away!" Petrov smiles.

"Sir." Tarin slides in from out of the shadows. "Perhaps we should leave a guard detail here? Just in case."

>Nah, I think Bullseye and Hoskins can handle it.
>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
>Other

>>37474351
Shit man, I'm sweating from that alone.

>>37474358
>>Yeah, we should leave some guards.

Red and Rex. They seem the most likely to cause complications.

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>>37474224
>>37474327
>>37474351
>>37474358
Fuck that. MERC SOVIET TERROR DRONES WHEN?!

>>37474358
>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Rex, Ghost and Euclid

>>37474351
>can we say.. "making sister for Laika". With Ahegao. And double V-sign.
you've got to draw this now

>>37474358
>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Tarin. That should be enough.

>>37474384
NOPE! NOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!

>>37474358
>>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Rex, Red and Ghost, maybe one of the jap witches to.

>>37474358
>>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Tarin and Red

I want rex along

>>37474358
>Nah, I think Bullseye and Hoskins can handle it.

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>>37474327
>pic

>>37474358
>>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Red and Nung.
I don't trust leaving Rex outside our sight for some metagaming reason...

>>37474358
>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
>Red and Rex

>>37474358
>>37474358
>Yeah, we should leave some guards
Tarin, Red, you stay here.

>>37474358
>Leave some guards
>Let Merc Decide

"You guys are way more uptight than the Americans my father met. Those Americans were wonderful comrades.">>37474351

>>37474420
In universe they probably arn't robots but cyber/power armor for martians.

>>37474441
What for? Abandon him to Konnie's tender mercies?

>>37474358
>>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
Red, Tarin

>>37474358
>Leave some guards

One of the jap witches, and mebbe Tarin.

Besides, Tarin can turn invisible and scut the base, and the reds will not know if she is or isn't there.

>>37474358
>Yeah, we should leave some guards. (specify)
>Tarin, one other
I don't like the idea of leaving Red up to her own devices right now. She seems to be a bit jumpy

>>37474484
I hope she thinks he's actually Frank for a while and due to listening to wacky outlandish story telling on the radio, thinks that Rex is Frank suffering from a convenient bout of amnesia.

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>>37474358
Okay, Red, Rex, and Tarin seem to be the most commonly suggested, so let's narrow it down!

>Red
>Rex
>Tarin
>A combination of the three (specify).

>>37474610
>Tarin

>>37474610
>Rex
>Tarin

Rex for obvious reasons.
Tarin because STEALTH AWAY

>>37474610
>Rex
>Tarin

>>37474610
>Red and Rex

>>37474610
>Tarin

>>37474610
>Red
>Rex

>>37474610
>Red and Tarin

Keep Rex with us, we need to make anons more upset when witches inevitably are drawn to him like moths to flame.

>>37474610
>Red
>Rex

More I thought about it, this is better.

>>37474610
Tarin

>>37474610
Red and tarin.

>>37474604
I wanna hear how Petrov explain about twins to Konnie.
"So sometimes Comrade Stork brings a two identical babies..."

>>37474610
>>Red
>>Tarin

>>37474610
>>Red
>>Rex

>>37474610
>Red
Keep Rex it'll be funny

>>37474610
>rex
>Tarin

>>37474610
>>Red
>>Tarin

>>37474610

>Rex
>Rex

>>37474771
Wait how many Rex's do we have?

>>37474804
Once the Rex is mass produced...

Hey, if you all want to leave Rex on guard duty, you'd better leave Ghost and Euclid with him too.

Who know if Konnie decide to hunt instead of waiting?

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>>37474610
"Red, Rex, how about the two of you stay here?" You say.

"Awwwww, I gotta babysit?" Red pouts.

"It beats not risking you picking any fights with anybody on the base." You point out coolly.

"Such little faith in me, Cap! That hurts my feelings!" Red says in mock sadness. "Fine, I'll stay and babysit the clowns."

"I guess they can use an extra hand in fixing up the Ghost Hawk." Rex nods.

"All right, shall we continue, then?" Petrov says cheerfully. "Strana Mechty is a large facility, and there's so much to see! We have a number of recreational facilities, and we have a top of the line medical suite, which I'm sure would be a big help to some of your members!"

You see Petrov's eyes slide over to Laika, who is begin carried by Janice in the absence of a wheelchair. It was quick and subtle, and you had almost missed it.

"Or I can bring you to see the base commander directly! He is rather eager to meet you!"

>Let's check out those recreational facilities.
>Let's check out that medical suite.
>Let's go see the base commander, then.
>Other

>>37474971
>Let's check out those recreational facilities.

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then.

>>37474971
>>Let's check out that medical suite.

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then.

>>37474971
>>Let's check out that medical suite.
>>37475002
>>37475027
>>37475029
I love tg

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then.
Business first, don't wanna be in Putinistan any longer than we need to be.

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then.

>>37475042
>whining about samefagging this quickly

>>37474971
>Let's go see the base commander, then.

>>37474971
>>Let's check out those recreational facilities.

>>37474971
>Let's check out that medical suite.

>>37475079
...Samefagging?

>>37475079
Anon's just noting how the first 3 votes are all 3 options, not samefagging

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>>37475079
>samefagging

>not one vote for everything almost immediately

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>>37475079
>samefagging

>>37475098
Chances are they don't have any spare prostheses, but let's see what the hell they have.

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>>37475079
>Three completely different votes
>samefagging

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>>37475079
>samefagging?

>>37474971
>>Let's go see the base commander, then.
I want to see Kostantina and Natalya

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>>37475079

>>37474971
Let's go see the base commander

Is it me or does anyone find it kind of funny PJ89 gets more fan art then SW89 or SWQ?

>>37475359
Everybody is too busy wanting to kill planefag than drawfag for him

>>37475359
It's Merc in general. He tends to get arts.

>>37475359
Pretty sure SW89 has about the same number of fanart, but the fact they're both in the same universe and time period makes it kinda hard to tell if it's SW89, PJ89, or a crossover.

>>37475418
Really, I just mostly see Decu art of SW89 or the fact that Merc actually uses his fanart more the Ghost does.

>>37475526

it's probably the second, I'm bad when it comes to using fanart in the quest. That's something I really, really need to work on. Just saying I appreciate every piece isn't much when I never use them.

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>>37474971
"Okay, let's go see the base commander then." You say.

"Excellent!" Petrov nods and leads your little procession through. "I would ask that you refrain from bringing weapons onto the base, as we don't want any misunderstandings, though we will allow you to bring personal sidearms as a gesture of goodwill."

"You're too generous." You nod.

"They're being awfully nice." Janice whispers to you. "A little too nice. It seems they're trying awfully hard to impress us."

"Yeah, I've been getting that impression, too." You whisper back. "Why's that? We're technically the enemy."

"Siberia is a long way off from Moscow. Perhaps they have differing ambitions?"

"Well, we'll find out."

"And did you see how he looked at Laika like that?" Janice asks. A bit concerned.

"You caught it too? Yeah, it was odd. You think they know who she is?" You ask.

"I hope not. That might cause complications." Janice frowns.

"Well, I never saw him before, and I've never been to this base before, so I don't think they're connected to my project." Laika points out.

Still, it was a bit concerning-

(cont)

>>37475526
You also have to consider the couple dozen or so pieces Decu made for SW 89, plus the half-dozen other or so made by Shitscribbler, MF, and others.
Actually, I don't think the number of PJ-specific fanart has even hit twenty, probably 15 at the most.

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>>37475586
"We are here!" Petrov's voice interrupts your thoughts as you arrive a large office door. He slowly opens it to reveal a large office, and one man sitting behind an equally large desk.

Upon looking at the commander, you could immediately tell that the guy was a spook, not a soldier. Indeed, you could see he was dressed in a suit, not a regular uniform, and the logo of the KGB graced several pictures and plaques in the office.

"Captain Pierce, this is the commander of Strana Mechty, Colonel Vladimir Putin." Petrov says.

"Captain Pierce." Putin says, his Russian accent much thicker than Petrov's, indicating he was less familiar with English. "It is a great pleasure to see you."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, too." You force a smile and shake his hand.

"I am sure you have many questions." He says.

>So what is the KGB doing all the way out here?
>Why exactly did you decide to help us?
>You're Sirius, aren't you?
>Other

>>37475610
>>Why exactly did you decide to help us?
>>You're Sirius, aren't you?

>>37475526
TBH, Merc do seems have more drawfag on his quests than Ghost.
There are at least 4 drawfags on ACQ alone.

>>37475610
>So what is the KGB doing all the way out here?

>>37475610
>Why exactly did you decide to help us?

>>37475610
>>Why exactly did you decide to help us?

>>37475610
>You're Sirius, aren't you?
>Why exactly did you decide to help us?

>>37475610
>Why exactly did you decide to help us?

>>37475610
>>You're Sirius, aren't you?
>>37475603
I think we barely rich a dozen of Decu art.

>>37475610
>>Why exactly did you decide to help us?
Best to stay out of things that don't concern us.

>>37475610
>>You're Sirius, aren't you?
>Why exactly did you decide to help us?

>>37475739
He gave us 4 pieces of Merlin art, 2 pieces of Mav art, 3 pieces of Katya art, 1 piece of Ice art, 1 piece of Merlin/Ice art, 1 piece of Slider art, 1 piece of Sharktwins art, 1 piece of Bridgitte art, and there are probably a few others I'm missing.

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>>37475885
Oh must have miscounted, my bad.

>>37475610
"Why exactly did you decide to help us?" You ask. "We're technically enemies, after all."

"As Petrov must have told you, it is a mistake to think there are only two sides to every war." Putin gives you a sly smile. "What if I told you that you are not the first group of Americans to step foot in this base?"

"We're not?" You blink.

"Quite some time ago, Frank Bishop himself walked these halls, by my invitation, of course." Putin smiles smugly. "Of course, that is a highly guarded secret."

"What would he be doing here of all places?" Janice asks.

"Because he needed to see the truth with his own two eyes." Putin sighs. "That what I'm doing here is for the good of not just Russia, but humanity as a whole."

"What are you talking about?" You're starting to get confused now.

"To put it bluntly, we have reason to believe that the Martians have infiltrated the highest levels of leadership within the Soviet Union." Putin says.

The room goes cold and silent. Everybody remembered the Martian War and all the death and destruction it had caused.

(cont)

>>37476274
"You're lying!" Euclid bursts out. "The colonies demilitarized and the Martians on Mars are extinct!"

"And what hard proof do we have of that?" Putin retorts and turns back to you. "Think about it. Stalin suddenly declares war on the world, and opens up fronts almost everywhere at once, draining the resources of every major militarized power? And the UN's first line of defense against Martian orbital attacks just happens to be located in Russia? If that is not a prelude to a Martian invasion, I do not know what is."

You turn to Petrov, who confirms Putin's words with a solemn nod.

"I have been doing my best behind the scenes to limit Stalin and the Politburo's damage." Putin continues. "By hiding the most elite units of our army in Siberia, as well as the construction of this base, designed to upgrade our witches to a powerful force."

"Upgrade?" You raise an eyebrow. "As in new strikers?"

"No... new witches." Putin smiles. "Would you like to see Lazarus?"

>Okay, show me Lazarus.
>What a second, you still haven't explained everything...
>Other

>>37476294
>Okay, show me Lazarus.

>>37476294
>>Okay, show me Lazarus.

>>37476294
>>Okay, show me Lazarus.

>>37476294
>Okay, show me Lazarus.

>>37476294
>>What a second, you still haven't explained everything...
Might as well.

>>37476294
>>What a second, you still haven't explained everything...
>Other
You can explain on the way

>>37476294
>What a second, you still haven't explained everything...
EXPOSITION HO!

>>37476294
>Show us Lazarus, but explain more about the Martian plot.

There's gotta be more to it than that.

>>37476294
>What a second, you still haven't explained everything...

>"No... new witches."
Yeah, turst Putin, what could go wrong. Christ.

>>37476361
Putin's a guud goy

>>37476294
>Okay, show me Lazarus.
>Other
And you can explain to me along the way.

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I hate to be the guy
but
VDNI JANICE WHEN

>>37476745
Never, the only ports and docking she'll have is with Pierce's spear.

>>37476745
VDNI's for Steelwing pilots, Witches need not apply.

>>37476745
forwhatpurpose.flv

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>>37476774
>>37476775
>>37476778
>Falling for the joke hook, line, and STRIKER
>IWasSettingUpForAPun.gif

>>37476819
What kind of pun requires two separate posts of setup? Why didn't you just deliver the pun in the previous post?

>>37476819
>I was being retarded on purpose!

>>37476819
ohboyherewego.gif

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>>37476874
>>37476917
Well, you can say that my pun
>pic related
was a POST-SCRIPT.
>YEEEAAAAHHHHHH

>>37476876
Indeed I was, figured I'd mess up the thread, with all the tension of Strana Mechty and all.

Also, I think Drunk Kirov got to me.

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>>37476294
"How about you explain on the way?" You ask.

"Gladly." Putin sits up from his desk and strides forward. Petrov loyally steps aside to allow Putin to exit. You and your witches follow him, though you are wary of the heavy Spetsnaz escort as well. Thankfully, they keep their distance, lurking several meters behind the group, but still making their presence known.

"You see, as an agent of the KGB, it is not only my duty to protect the Motherland from external threats, but from those within as well." Putin says as he walks down the sterile white halls of the base. "During my work as a simple agent, I noticed... inconsistencies. Elite units being shuffled into backwater deployments. Founding new units through aggressive recruiting and conscription while disbanding older units. Today, you'll hardly find a man in the Soviet military that's fought in the Martian War, or is directly affiliated with one. It is slow and subtle, but Stalin has effectively been brainwashing his own army to follow him and only him. Those whose loyalty he cannot rely on, he sends to die. Tell me, how did Alaska fare for us?"

You remember that front. So many people from both sides died for a rather unimportant slab of ice. No offense to Alaska, but it just wasn't quite as strategically important as say, New York or Hawaii.

"As I understand, you practically lost your entire Pacific fleet." You say.

"Just as he planned." Putin says. "And further drawing out the war and bleeding his enemies."

"Okay, so what's the deal with Lazarus?" You ask.

"Lazarus is a machine capable of both fabricating advanced cybernetic prosthesis as well as the surgically implanting them onto the host body."

"So you're saying you can make an army of cyborgs?" Nungesser asks.

"Hardly. Lazarus has limited production capability, so we save it for special cases, such as witches." Putin brings you to an observation room, where he hits a button.

(cont)

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>>37476972
Security shutters then slide open and the lights darken to reveal an operating room. Down below, you could see an unconscious witch on an operating table. In addition to a team of doctors, you could see a bundle of robotic arms dangling from the ceiling digging into her flesh. You notice that her arm and leg were jet black. Obviously not natural.

"Oh my god!" Janice gasps and covers Laika's eyes. "What happened to her?"

"A victim of 'friendly' fire." Putin scowls. "Hit by one of our own S-300 missiles when the radar crew misidentified her. She lost her left arm and leg, and suffer massive internal injuries and burns over the rest of her body. It's honestly a miracle she survived long enough to be brought here."

"And what are they doing to her?" You ask, pointing to both the human and robotic surgeons. "Are they fixing her?"

"Not only that. Improving her." Putin grins. "Our heal witches are not as numerous as those in the West, and they aren't nearly as skilled either. Lazarus is our best resource for both quickly healing injured witches as well as increasing their capability."

"How, exactly?"

"As you can see, we have given her artificial limbs, and will be replacing most of her damaged organs with synthetic copies. We will even be rebuilding her ribcage and reinforcing it with carbon fiber and composite materials. The end result is a witch who will be faster, stronger, and will be more efficient with both magic use and striker integration. A witch that will be needed in the coming conflict."

"You're saying that witches won't be enough to defend against the Martians?" You raise an eyebrow.

"The Martian War was over forty years ago. The Martians have had plenty of time to figure out ways to counter witches." Putin explains. "Our only option is to improve them."

>That's pretty amazing.
>I dunno, it just seems wrong.
>Other

>>37476989
>Other
Neat.

>>37476989
>That's pretty amazing.

>>37476989
>I dunno, it just seems wrong.

>>37476989
>I dunno, it just seems wrong.
>But also
>That's pretty amazing.

>>37476989
>That's pretty amazing.

>>37476989
>>37477022
This

>>37476989
>>That's pretty amazing

Yes! Caught up to PJ Witches today!

>>37476989
>>37477022
this

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>>37476989
>Other
>Implying technology alone won the war
>Implying we can't win the inevitable FINAL BOSS FIGHT with HARD WORK AND GUTS!!!!
>NORIKO TAKAYA INTENSIFIES

>>37477054


About-

hahaha. nevermind.

>>37476989
>That's pretty amazing.
>Do they consent?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFMcdYq9SY

Japanese total cyborg witches when

>>37477068
ghost pls

>>37476989
>>37477022
This

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>>37477068

>>37476989
>Other
>What about the side effects?

It's cool that they're up and running again instead of just dead, but what's their daily civilian life gonna be like? Also will magnets remove their inhibitions?

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>>37477068
>STMC when
Also
>HHOOMMIIINNNGGG LLLAAAAZZZZZEEERRRR
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQj2dQj0iO8

>>37477068
Damn it ghost!

>>37477068
Goddammit ghost of all the times

>>37476989
>Other
That is incredible, but sicking as well. They don't seem to be much left to make them human now. Just what are the effects the cybernetics do to them?

>>37477172
That Polish witch POW who was "upgraded" and then sent home alongside Fronk, Young, and Churchill at the end of Fronk's trip to Strana Mechty wasn't abnormal in any way.

>>37476989
>On paper, I could see the logic in that, but seeing it in person... I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way.

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>>37477068
I swear to the Hakurei Gods Ghost, if anybody in VF-3 becomes trapped in space for 12,000 years...

>>37477339

....hmm. lemme... uh. edit. this. then.

yes. edit.

hahahaha!

>>37477263
Does the MC know of that? I always thought that witches can make magic with their flesh and blood bodies. If they go full cyborg, will they lose it? (as per shadowrun essence loss concept)

>>37477366
DAMN IT GHOST! You are NOT helping!

>>37477366
ghost pls

Dont make us post the ghostdiva lewds.

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>>37476989
"It's amazing, I'll give you that, but I do have reservations about it." You frown. "I mean, there have to be major side effects, right?"

"Nothing that's not unusual for regular amputees or patients just out of major surgery." Putin shrugs. "The cybernetic parts we put in are designed to me more durable than what they replace, so there is no worry of post operation damage or injuries. And since the cybernetics are not biological, we have no worries about the patient's immune system rejecting the replacements."

"It's sick! Twisted!" Euclid spits.

"Oh? Pity. I believe you could seriously benefit from an augmented arm." Putin shrugs."You would be able to handle bow draw strengths several magnitudes of what you can handle now."

"No way!" Euclid shouts. "I'd-"

"Euclid, that's enough." Jetstream grunts. "I apologize for my subordinate's outburst. It's just that we don't quite agree with this."

"Oh? Interesting coming from the Japanese. Perhaps you'd like to come clean with what Unit 731 did during-"

"Comrade Putin, I believe this isn't the time for that." Petrov interrupts and turns to you. "I'm sorry, but Colonel Putin can get quite confrontational when provoked."

"No worries." You turn to Jetstream and Euclid. "Try to keep it down. We're guests here, after all."

"Yes, sir." Jetstream bows apologetically and at the same time reaches out and forces Euclid's head down in a bow as well.

"I don't know about you, but that sounds rather cool." Nungesser whistles. "I am almost tempted myself!"

"Now, where were we?" Putin coughs. "Ah yes, Lazarus enhancements. Perhaps you'd like some, Captain? I heard you had experienced some rather severe injuries at the hands of one of our witches. This would be a good chance at preventing something like that from happening ever again. I made the same offer to Frank Bishop and he appeared to be highly interested."

"Huh..."

>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?
>Other

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>>37477366
Oh it's time now.

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>>37477366
>>37477388
>>37477392
That's it.

We're no longer facing the Martians.

>STMCs, STMCs everywhere
>SUDDENLY
>Buster Machine 1 and 2
>Merlin does the GUNBUSTER POSE
>SUPER INAZUMA KICK!!!! INTENSIFIES

>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
Thanks for the offer, though.

>>37477420
>>Other
>"Did he take you up on it?"

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

Lets hear it out first.

Considering that we're not really magical, lets see what he has.

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?
enhanced pelvis..?
..no, seriously. While we don't need it, i want to know what has in mind.

>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
Our human body is one the most unique thinks we can say we truly own.

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>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
>But about a certain two-leg amputee...

>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
Besides, we just spent way too much time in reserve, don't want to spend any more time not being Big Damn Heroes.

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?
Just ask out of curiosity. And no, Nun, Bullseye will never survive an augmented you during sex.

>>37477368
Fronk does, but Pierce doesn't.

>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now

Usually I'm totally on board with being a motherfucking cyborg but I'm just not sure right now

>>37477493
>And no, Nun, Bullseye will never survive an augmented you during sex.
So we only need to augment Bullseye too!

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

>>37477420
>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

>>37477420
>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.

>>37477420
>Other
If I get really messed up, I might take you up on it. By the way, have you two undergone any upgrades yourself?

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>>37477522
TEACUP RIDE

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
Giving Laika legs?

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?
Dildo dicks that Janice would love? Literally ribbed for her pleasure?

>>37477522
Stop, Mangafag, the WORLD will not survive that!

>>37477420
>>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

>>37477420
>>No, I'm good with the way I am right now.
Though I do know a little girl who could use a new pair of legs

So can we and should we get Laika some cyber legs?

>>37477420
>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?

>>37477658
Her choice.

>>37477420
>What kind of upgrades are we talking about...?
Can't hurt to have a look. Interesting that he presents Frank's opinion as that, though.

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>>37477658
Part of me says yes


But another says THINK NIGGA

So, who'd be the superior cybernetic cuteness? VDNI Merlin or Cyborg Laika?

>>37477547
>If I get really messed up, I might take you up on it. By the way, have you two undergone any upgrades yourself?
Oo, a question worth asking. Wonder if we can ask anyone that's undergone the procedures.

>>37477698
Laika of course.

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>>37477130
Damn you I spat my drink. That pic. I wonder if the artist has done a roman legion accompanied by an ED-2000

>>37477658
Then Laika becomes to heavy to piggyback with her cyberlegs.

>>37477658
I would want her to get some.

>>37477757
Nah, they just make them lightweight or detachable so she can take them off in the cockpit or when we want to carry her around.

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>>37477738
Welcome back to the 90's and Age of Empires, anon.
Pic related.

That witch hit by the S-300 sure as hell didn't ask for this.

>>37477698

This is a dangerous question anon.

>>37477769
Maybe get the guys at engineering to fit a storage area in the cockpit for the legs.

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>>37477420
"No, I'm good with the way I am right now." You shake your head. "I imagine Frank Bishop didn't take you up on your offer either?"

"Regrettably, he didn't." Putin shakes his head. "He was in a rather big hurry."

"I see." You nod. "Well, I sort of am, too. We have to get our two charges back to base as soon as possible. How are they, by the way?"

"Well, our doctors say John Murphy is only slightly malnourished and doesn't need any special care. Your witch Aila is stable but still in serious condition. We've given her a strong does of antibiotics."

"Is she safe to move?"

"She is, but the doctors don't recommend it." Petrov shakes his head.

"Well, considering your physical condition, you don't seem to be in need of augmentation." Putin says and then turns to Laika. "But this little one does. How would you like to be able to walk normally, Laika Kaidanovsky?"

"Y-you know my name?!" Laika gasps.

"I am KGB. It is my business to know these things." Putin smiles. "Do not worry. Your secret is safe with me."

"You mean you can Laika legs?" Janice asks.

"Yes. Lazarus is more than capable of that, and they will be just as good, no, better than regular ones." Putin boasts. "Of course, that would mean she would have to stay behind for us to complete the procedure."

"Whoa, wait, you want us to leave Laika here with you?" You blink.

"W-w-w-what?!" Laika squeals in surprise.

"I assure you, Captain, our care for witches and amenities rival that of any Russian witch hold." Putin says. "Laika will be comfortable, and safe, here."

You turn to look at Laika, who is now clinging to Janice even tighter. Yeah, you understood why she wouldn't want to stay. Hell, YOU didn't want her to stay, but if it meant her getting legs...

>Laika doesn't need new legs.
>Laika needs new legs.
>How about we see your witches first?
>Other

>>37477698
Well, you'll have to contend with Lime, Cherry, and Bloodberry first anon.

>Saber Marionette J intensifies

>>37477789
>>Other
Maybe after all of this ended, Sir.

>>How about we see your witches first?

>>37477789
>How about we see your witches first?

>>37477789
>>Laika doesn't need new legs.

>scaring the daughteru

No, Putin. No.

>>37477789
>>How about we see your witches first?
>then Ask Laika.

>>37477789
>>How about we see your witches first?

>>37477789
>Other
"Your choice Laika, I'll support you whatever you choose."

>>37477789
>How about we see your witches first?

>>37477789
>Laika doesn't need new legs.
The daughteru doesn't want to stay, therefore she will not stay!

>>37477789
>Laika needs new legs.
>Other
But ONLY if us and Janice and Tarin can stay here with her.

>>37477789
>How about we see your witches first?
>Other
Ask Laika if she wants to get new legs. But we can't be here with her then.

Also, still ask Putin and Petrov if they got augmented.

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>>37477789
>How about we see your witches first?
I wonder if that witch that was in the operating room when Fronk came around is still here...

Also
>Witch Aila
Best Finnish Gunpla Witch?

>>37477789
>Other
"You wouldn't mind having Janice and I stay if Laika opted for the procedure would you?"

then
>How about we see your witches first?

>>37477789
This >>37477867

>>37477789
>>37477849
This and >>37477867

>>37477867
This

>>37477433
would you fucking stop holy shit

>>37477789
Seconding >>37477867

>>37477789
>>37477867
this

>>37477867
And how does Pierce get home? Laika has a plane that I think seats one, Janice has strikers, Pierce is just a dude

>>37477945
the ghost hawk can come back and pick us up or Putin can give us a ride.

>>37477945
Well the first options that come to mind are Bullseye and the crew come back and pick us up when its done, or they stay here with us, with the facilities here, Aila and Murphy will be fine and Aila will probably be in better condition to be moved then.

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>>37477912
He mad?
He mad.

>>37477867
This.

Hmm... on one hand, we need to get back to work.

On the other hand, hijinks with Konnie and Nutella.

...I'm torn, /tg/.

>>37478024
Well one of our patients isn't safe to be moved right now, and who knows how long the repairs to the Ghost Hawk will take with only the flight crew doing them?

>>37477789
>How about we see your witches first?

Uh, guys? There's still a war going on, we shouldn't sit here for days while people are out there dying. Save the legs for after the war.

>>37478024
>>37478048
Long enough for Hijinks, maybe not enough for Laika's Leg.
Unless the process is very fast, Laika's Leg must wait until we shave the Stalin's grand whisker.

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>>37478120
>Shave Stalin's grand whisker

I don't think that'll be easy, MF...

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>>37477789
"You wouldn't mind having Janice and I stay if Laika opted for the procedure, would you?" You ask.

"I'm sure we could make arrangements." Putin nods. "But the process can takes weeks. Not just for fabrication and surgery, but rehabilitation as well. I am not sure whether you or your superiors would be happy for you to be out of action for weeks."

"He does have a point." Janice frowns. "Even thought I want to stay with Laika so badly, we are still part of the Air Force."

"Right..." You sigh. "Laika, what do you think?"

"I... I don't know." She mutters, burying her face in Janice's shoulder.

"Perhaps we should tour our facilities, then? Introduce you all to the other witches here?" Petrov suggests.

"Excellent idea." Putin nods.

"Ummm..." You frown. "You don't happen to have a witch by the name of Ivanna Raikov here, do you?"

"Ah, I can safely say that she is all the way in Vladivostok, so you have nothing to fear from her." Putin gives you a wry grin. "She is doing rather well for herself at the moment."

"I see..." You say, not sure if that was a good thing or not.

(cont)

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>>37478228
Putin and Petrov lead you to a large recreational area. To one side, you could see a large library. To the other, a gym and other athletic facilities. Hell, you think you even see a full size movie theater. You see a few Russian witches, similarly augmented, milling about, though the place feels oddly empty.

"There more witches, here." Putin says, as if he knew what you were thinking. "Captured NATO witches that I managed to have transferred here. Part of the reason Frank Bishop came was to help return them to their countries of origin."

"But you didn't get them all." You say, indirectly referencing Aila, who had been rotting away in the Gulag all this time.

"Unfortunately, my reach is limited, and the KGB's activities are always under close scrutiny." Putin sighs. "The Gulag is a GRU holding facility, which is out of my jurisdiction."

Meanwhile, Jetstream, Euclid, and Nungesser have wandered off to talk to a trio of Russian witches, leaving you with Janice, Laika, and Ghost. You look around and see one lone witch with short silver hair, sitting at a table and eating alone.

>Join the group conversation.
>Talk to the lone witch.
>Other

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.

>>37478246
>Talk to the lone witch.
>[Curiosity intensifies].gif

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch
Konstantina or Natlya

>>37478246
> Talk to the lone witch

>>37478246
>Talk to the lone witch.

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.
Stalinka? Is that you?

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>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.
>one lone witch with short silver hair

Hmmm.
HMMMMM.
CURIOSITY BECKONS

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.

>>37478282
No, Konstantina has LONG hair.

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>>37478346
>>37478282
>>37478273
You know, I don't think Konstantina ever said anything about having sisters.

>>37478346
So Natalya?

Please Merc let us meet Stalinka before we leave, preferably bothering Rex.

Maybe calling him 'Brother in law'

>>37478246
>>Talk to the lone witch.
Googles "anime girl short silver hair". omg so many

>>37478246
>Talk to the lone witch.

Must be cause I just watched it but I instantly thought of Anya from Idolm@ster CG.

>>37478368
There is a good chance she already silently watching Rex on hangar. While the Russian crew warns Rex:
"don't look at her, for God's sake. Pretend she is not here, and hope your boss returned soon."

...anyway, why for some reason most Russian Girls on mah chinese cartoon often depicted with silver hair..

>>37478368
She probably doesn't know what a Brother In Law is.

But it could be super interesting.

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>>37478470
I think she does since she believes that she is Frank true love/bride.

>>37478465
Why did we leave Rex behind, we must see Stalinka!

Inb4

Laika: "...Mom? I thought you died!"

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>>37478545
You think that would be good? I mean, Laika's parents were great test pilots, but, I dunno if Putin would be interested in them that much.

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>>37478246
You head over to the lone witch. She apparently hears you approach and turns to face you, staring at you with cold, dead eyes. You stop in your tracks as if frozen by ice.

Now you kind of understand why this witch was all by herself. Something just felt... off about her.

"Ah, Natalya!" Petrov rushes forward. "Where is Konstantina! I thought she was with you?"

"No." Natalya says simply.

"Do you know where she is?"

Natalya looks to the left, and then to the right and shrugs.

"No."

You can't help but feel this was all very familiar.

"Interesting girl." You hear Tarin mutter.

Ah.

"Oh dear." Petrov says, obviously concerned. "Comrade Putin, permission to find Konstantina? I fear what would happen if she were allowed to wander with guests present..."

"Granted." Putin nods. "Please find her quickly."

With that, Petrov dashes off with a squad of Spetsnaz.

"Captain Pierce, this is Natalya." Putin says, motioning to the dead-eyed girl. "One of our youngest witches here, but she is one of our more promising ones.

>Is there a reason why she's so creepy?
>Promising?
>Other

>>37478588
>Promising?

>>37478588
>Promising?

>>37478588
>>Promising?
>>Other
Go forward, greet the nutella. Bring Laika forward.

>>37478588
>Promising?

>>37478588
>Promising?

>>37478588
>Is there a reason why she's so creepy?
I'm really curious as to why Natalya is Nagato/Rei-tier.

Also, Natalya vs Tarin Staredown Showdown, who will win?

>>37478588
>Promising?

>>37478588
>>Promising?

>>"Oh dear." Petrov says, obviously concerned. "Comrade Putin, permission to find Konstantina? I fear what would happen if she were allowed to wander with guests present..."
...i know we should've leave Rex with Ghost and Euclid....

>>37478647
There is no winner in dividing zero, anon.

>>37478588
>>Other
"How young?"
Pet her head like a dumbass

>>37478588
>>Promising?

sup nuts.

>>37478588
>>Promising?
Yay, Nutella!

>>37478647
Whoever wins, Laika will be terrified at night.

>>37478669
We shouldn't have.

That is what I was saying before. I want to see Stalinka....

>>37478588
>Promising?
>Is there a reason why she's so creepy?

>>37478588
>Promising?
>Is there a reason why she's so creepy?
Knowing that she's creepy because of essence loss is probably a good thing. Or something we need to establish as false, either way.

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>>37478694
>Laika wakes up to drink some water
>turns on the kitchen light
>suddenly, lights go off as she closes the fridge
>deadpan "HEY"
>THISISNTAGRAVE.gif

>>37478669
WE SHOULD STILL GO AHEAD WITH DIVIDING, MF, FOR SCIENCE!!!

>>37478588
What do "dead" eyes even mean?

>>37478795
The look in their eyes when you rape them.

>>37478748
...t-t-thanks for the mental image, Anon. I think I'm going to night terror myself tonight...

>>37478795
You know whenever someone gets mind-controlled in anime? How the their eyes look dull and lightless? It's something like that.

>>37478795
Think Rei Ayanami or Nagato Yuki man.

>>37478829
former might be valid, not so much the latter

>>37478795
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1904936?tags=girls_und_panzer
third panel.

>>37478829
Every time I think of Nagato, I wind up with Nagamon instead.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8242

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>>37478823
I AIM TO PLEASE

>>37478871
Superior Nagamon is superior.

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>>37478588
"Promising?" You ask. "In what way?"

"Well, I cannot give away all of my secrets." Putin grins slyly. "But suffice to say, Natalya here has a rather unique ability that would give even Frank Bishop, erm, what would you American call it... a run for his money."

Really now...

Janice, Laika, and Tarin take a seat across from Natalya. Laika tries to hide behind Janice's arm, while Janice herself tries to hide her discomfort. Tarin, meanwhile, gets into a staring contest with Natalya.

"Are they...?" Putin asks.

"Yes." You sigh.

>Might as well see how it plays out.
>Better nip this in the bud.
>Other

>>37478901
>>Might as well see how it plays out.
"do you guys have popcorn here?"

>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.
"Keep the weapons sheathed Tarin. I don't care what else you do."

>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.
No stopping it now!
>Other
Is Natalya augmented as well?

>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.

Yes.

>>37478901
>>Might as well see how it plays out.
>Join in!!

>Cast bets.

>>37478901
>>Might as well see how it plays out.
Place your bets!

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>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.
YES
CALLED IT
TIME FOR SIOPAO

>>37478901
>>Might as well see how it plays out.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37478901
>Other
Make faces behind Tarin at Natalya.
Rolling for effectiveness.

>>37478949
>>37478950
Fifty bucks to the one with no emotion.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37478985

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37478949
>>Cast bets.

High roll that this contest interrupted by Konnie.

>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.
>Other
"How long would it take to fabricate legs for Laika and would your people be able to do the operation on her in a allied base close by?"

>>37478901
>Might as well see how it plays out.

>>37479020
>>37478999
>>37478985
Oh, so we use AtA to roll who wins now?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37478985

Clearly Tarin does not lose focus. She's a highly trained and hardened operator. She can ignore Pierce pretty well when he gets out of hand, right?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37478985
Rollan

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>>37478901
And they just stare.

And stare.

And stare.

AND STARE.

They're still staring as Petrov returns, his men forcibly dragging another silver haired in with no small amount of effort.

"Ah, I see you've found her." Putin nods. "Where was she hiding?"

"She was in the hangar attempting to make contact with Rex Bishop." Petrov sighs. "And then she got into a fight with the witch present."

"You mean Red?" You blink. "Is she okay?"

"If either witch had any serious injury, it would be to their pride." Petrov shakes his head. "And you should know better than to disobey orders like that, Konstantina."

"But he is the brother my love!" Konstatina wails. "I wanted him to tell me all of his deepest darkest secrets so I may know every detail about my future husband!"

"In any case, it is rude and unprofessional." Petrov huffs. "Now you shall stay here like the good witch you are."

"But- but-"

"Konstantina." Putin says. His voice is calm and even, but with plenty of force behind it. "Stand down."

"Yes, Comrade Putin." Konstatina visibly deflates.

Throughout all this, Tarin and Natalya were still staring at one another, much to Petrov's confusion.

"Is this-"

"Yes, this is completely normal." You assure him.

"H-hey!" Ghost walks up to Konstantina. "W-why were you b-bothering Rex?!"

"I just wanted to find out more about my love!" Konstatina says with the dreaminess of a girl with a heavy crush. "Ah, you must the guests Comrades Putin and Petrov mentioned! Please, can you tell me more about my love, the Butcher of the Bering Sea?"

(cont)