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WELCOME TO SIMPLE QUEST

YOU ARE IN FOREST

>EXPLORE FOREST
>LEAVE FOREST
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>>37438653
>LEAVE FOREST
>>
>Explore Forest
>>
>Explore forest
Is that a person or a tree?
>>
>>37438653
>EXPLORE FOREST
>>
>>37438653
>Explore forest.
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>>37438718
>>37438728
>>37438733
YOU LOOK AROUND FOREST

THERE ARE A LOT OF TREES

THERE IS A BEAR

THERE IS A CAVE

>CLIMB TREE
>INTERACT BEAR
>ENTER CAVE
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>>37438747
>Climb tree
No way that bear is getting us now.
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>>37438747
>Climb Tree
Better vision of forest
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>>37438747
> CLIMB TREE.

Maybe we can interact bear next?
>>
>>37438764
>>37438765
>>37438787
YOU CLIMB TREE TO TOP

TO NORTH YOU SEE MOUNTAIN

TO SOUTH YOU SEE HUMAN TOWNS

TO EAST YOU SEE MORE FOREST

TO WEST YOU SEE MORE FOREST

>GO NORTH

>GO WEST

>GO EAST

>GO SOUTH

>CLIMB DOWN TREE

>INTERACT BEAR

>ENTER CAVE
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>>37438816
>CLIMB BEAR
>>
>>37438816
>Climb down tree
>Go West
Always west, westward lies adventure!
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>>37438835
>ENTER BEAR
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>>37438816
> Interact Bear
We need to see if its our bear
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>>37438816
>INTERACT BEAR
>>
>interact bear
We shall become bear cavalry!
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>>37438835
>>37438855
COMPLEX OPTIONS UNAVAILABLE, THIS IS SIMPLE QUEST NOT COMPLEX QUEST, ASSHOLES

>>37438861
>>37438874
ROLL D2
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37438882
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37438882
Fair point.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37438882
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37438882
>>
>>37438894
>>37438896
>>37438902
YOU INTERACT WITH BEAR WELL

>COMBAT BEAR
>SEDUCE BEAR
>RECRUIT BEAR
>>
>>37438912
>SEDUCE BEAR
>RECRUIT BEAR
>>
>>37438912
>Recruit Bear
Bear is not for fight or fuck, it is for bear cavalry.
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>>37438912
>RECRUIT BEAR
>>
>>37438912
>RECRUIT BEAR
>>
>Recruit Bear
I want my own bear lets go
>>
>>37438912
>SEDUCE BEAR
>>
>>37438912
>SEDUCE BEAR
>>
>>37438935
>>37438937
>>37438938
>>37438940
BEAR ACCEPTS YOU AS SUPERIOR

CURRENT PARTY STATS

YOU:
SIMPLE GUY
HP: 5

SIMPLE BEAR
HP: 10
RIDE-ABLE
FURRY

>GO WEST

>GO EAST

>GO NORTH

>GO SOUTH

>GO CAVE
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>>37438968
>GO CAVE
GO CAVE CAVE GO CAVE CAVE GO
>>
>>37438968
>GO WEST
>>
>>37438968
>GO CAVE
>>
>>37438968
> GO CAVE
>>
>>37438968
> GO NORTH
>>
>>37438980
>>37438982
>>37438986
YOU ENTER CAVE

BEAR FOLLOWS YOU

CAVE IS DARK, WET

CAVE SMELLS LIKE FECES

>GO IN

>GO OUT

>CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
>>
>>37438968
>CAVE GO
>>
>>37439005
>CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
>>
>>37439005
> CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
>>
>>37439005
>CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
Too complex.

>GO IN
>>
>>37439005
>CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
Does he know of treasure in cave?
Is it a he?
>>
>>37439005
>CONSULT BEAR ON WHAT TO DO
>>
>>37439006
PLEASE TAKE SIMPLE QUEST SERIOUSLY
>>37439020
>>37439023
>>37439027
>>37439030
>>37439033

YOU ASK BEAR

BEAR GRUNTS

YOU ENTER CAVE

IT IS TOO DARK FOR SIMPLE EYES TO SEE

>GO FURTHER IN
>GO OUT
>>
>>37439056
>GO FURTHER IN
>>
>>37439056
> GO FURTHER IN.
>>
>>37439056
>GO FURTHER IN
>>
>>37439056
>GO OUT
>>
>>37439056
>GO OUT
>GO SOUTH
>>
>>37439056
CAN BEAR FRIEND SEE?
>>
>>37439069
>>37439070
>>37439071
YOU CANNOT SEE

YOU WALK FORWARD

YOU TAKE 1 DAMAGE FROM INDETERMINABLE SOURCE

>GO FURTHER
>COMBAT BLIND (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE (ROLL D2)
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>>37439056

>GO FURTHER IN
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439098
> COMBAT BLIND
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439098
I cast fist into the darkness.
>COMBAT BLIND (ROLL D2)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439098
>COMBAT BLIND (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439098
>LEAVE (ROLL D2)
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>>37439100
>>37439106
>>37439109
YOU HIT BEAR FRIEND FOR 1 DAMAGE : (

>CONTINUE COMBAT (D2)
>GO FURTHER
>LEAVE (D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439098
>LEAVE (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439125
> CONTINUE COMBAT
> APLOGIZE TO BEAR FRIEND
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439125
>LEAVE (D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439125
>CONTINUE COMBAT (D2)
No surrender!
>>
amazingly, this lacks nothing any other quest offers.
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>>37439141
No waifus yet. Give it time.
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>>37439141
Uh where are the waifus?? Yeah I didn't think so scrub.
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>>37439153
what else would you call the seduced bear?

we need bear fan art.
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>>37439155
>>37439153
Clearly the bear is waifu :^)
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>>37439155
>>37439153
Okay, so it lacks nothing DECENT anything any other quest offers.
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>>37439133
>>37439134
>>37439135
>>37439136
YOU LEAVE SUCCESSFULLY

ON WAY OUT, YOU TAKE 1 DAMAGE

YOU APOLOGIZE TO BEAR FRIEND

YOUR SIMPLE FISTS SEEM TO HAVE BARELY HARMED IT

>>37439141
SIMPLE IS BEST

>GO NORTH

>GO SOUTH

>GO WEST

>GO EAST

>GO BACK IN CAVE

>INTERACT WITH PARTY

CURRENT STATUS

YOU:
SIMPLE GUY
HP 3

BEAR:
HP 9
RIDE-ABLE
FURRY
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>>37439153

Bear is best waifu
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>>37439177
> GO SOUTH

Maybe we buy torch and come back? :^)
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>>37439177
>INTERACT WITH PARTY
Group-hug for morale.
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>>37439177
>GO BACK IN CAVE

Simple MC don't run from a fight!
>>
>>37439177
>INTERACT WITH PARTY
>>
>>37439177
>GO SOUTH
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>>37439177
>INTERACT WITH PARTY
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>>37439177
>Interact with party
>Seduce Bear again
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>>37439153
>>37439155
IS BEAR NOT COMPANION ENOUGH FOR YOU, OR WOULD YOU LIKE A 'COMPLEX' RELATIONSHIP WITH A 'COMPLEX' WOMAN? GET OUT OF MY QUEST, ASSHOLE

>>37439195
>>37439201
>>37439202
>>37439212
YOU INTERACT WITH BEAR

HE STILL LIKES YOU

>>37439195
>>37439218
YOU LEAVE FOREST

YOU AND BEAR WALK ON ROAD

YOU SEE A GOOD TOWN TO LEFT

YOU SEE A BAD TOWN TO RIGHT

>GO LEFT

>GO RIGHT

>CONSULT BEAR
>>
>>37439241
>GO RIGHT
No brainer.
>>
>>37439241
>CONSULT BEAR

Bear good nose Bear find good things with nose Bera nose Knows
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>>37439241
>Woman
What if we want a strong bear boyfriend?
>>
>>37439241
>GO RIGHT

don't offer choices with only one real answer
>>
>>37439241
>CONSULT BEAR
>>
>>37439241
>GO LEFT
>>
>>37439241
>Right
>>
>>37439241
RIGHT

Duh.
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>>37439241
> CONSULT BEAR
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>>37439267
you can have a bear Bear Bear. One thing with three attributes doesn't belong in here.
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>>37439241
>CONSULT BEAR
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>>37439256
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

>>37439267
YOU ARE SIMPLE MAN, YOU ARE UNABLE TO DETERMINE BEAR GENDER YET

>>37439247
>>37439276
YOU GO TO BAD TOWN

>GO TO STORES
>GO TO BAR (ROLL D2)
>TALK TO STRANGERS (ROLL D2)
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>>37439302
>GO TO STORES
TORCH TIME
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439302
>TALK TO STRANGERS
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439302
>TALK TO STRANGERS (ROLL D2)
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>>37439302
>TALK STRANGERS
>>
>>37439302
>TALK TO STRANGERS
IT'S WHAT SIMPLE MEN DO!
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>>37439302
> GO TO STORES
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>>37439302
>Talk to stranger
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439302
>GO TO BAR (ROLL D2)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439302
>TALK TO STRANGERS (ROLL D2)
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>>37439311
>>37439314
>>37439315
>>37439318
>>37439327
>>37439334
YOU TALK TO STRANGERS

STRANGERS LIKE YOU

STRANGERS ARE ALSO SIMPLE

>COMBAT STRANGERS
>SEDUCE STRANGERS
>RECRUIT STRANGERS
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>>37439355
>Seduce Strangers
>Seduce ALL the strangers.
>>
>>37439355
>BEAR SEDUCE STRANGERS
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>>37439355
>RECRUIT STRANGERS
>>
>>37439355
>SEDUCE STRANGERS
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>>37439355
>SEDUCE STRANGERS
You can totally pick up chicks/dudes while riding a bear, we are swag as all hell.
>>
>>37439355
>SEDUCE STRANGERS
Was any other option really feasible?
>>
>>37439355
>SEDUCE STRANGERS
>>
>>37439355
>RECRUIT STRANGERS
WE NEED SIMPLE MANPOWER
>>
>>37439355
>>37439376
Anon has the right of it.
>>
>>37439367
>>37439371
>>37439376
>>37439380
>>37439384
>>37439385
WITHIN GROUP OF STRANGERS YOU SEE A BOY, A GIRL, AND YOUR BEAR

YOUR BEAR IS JEALOUS

>GIRL
>BOY
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
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>>37439355
>Recruit Strangers
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439412
>GIRL
>BOY
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439412
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439412
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
FIRST LOVE INTEREST RULE

YOU ALWAYS GO FOR IT

GO FOR IT SIMPLE MC
>>
>>37439412
What are we rolling for on the bear?
>>
>>37439412
>GIRL
Bear is platonic, man. We're bros, not lovers.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439412
>Bear seduces girl
>3some
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439412
> BEAR
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439412
>BOY
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439412
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439412
>BEAR
Bear has been the best companion, give bear your attention.
>>
>>37439412
>BEAR (ROLL D2)
I SPIT ON ANYONE CHOOSING GIRL
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>BOY
>BEAR
>>
>>37439420
>>37439422
>>37439425
YOU APOLOGIZE TO BEAR FOR MAKING JEALOUS

BEAR DOES NOT ACCEPT APOLOGY

BEAR LEAVES TOWN

>>37439430
DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS, THIS QUEST IS SIMPLE

>CONTINUE INTERACTION WITH STRANGERS
>GO STORE
>GO BAR
>FOLLOW BEAR
>>
>all these people wanting to fuck Bear
Filth, the lot of you. Bear is a friend, not for sex.
>>
>>37439460
>CONTINUE INTERACTION WITH STRANGERS
>>
>>37439460
>FOLLOW BEAR
>>
>>37439460
> FOLLOW BEAR
>>
>>37439460
>FOLLOW BEAR
GIVE IT SIMPLE ARGUMENTS
>>
>>37439460
>FOLLOW BEAR
>>
>>37439460
>CONTINUE INTERACTION WITH STRANGERS
I don't know why we assumed bear was a friend, that bear just blew us off.
>>
>>37439464
Bear is not for anything any more. Bear left us.

>>37439460
>GO BAR
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>>37439464
implying we were going to fuck bear

implying we were not apologizing for making jealous.
>>
>>37439460
>FOLLOW BEAR
It's our ride/bro/love interest/bling/butler/banner/squire/friend! We can't abandon bear!
>>
>>37439460
>GO BAR
DRINK SORROWS AWAY
>>
>>37439460
>CONTINUE INTERACTION WITH STRANGERS
>>
>>37439470
>>37439471
>>37439472
>>37439480
>>37439480
>>37439481
>>37439485
>>37439487
YOU FOLLOW BEAR

BEAR WENT TO GOOD TOWN

YOU FIND BEAR IN BAR, DRINKING SORROWS AWAY

ANOTHER SIMPLE GUY IS COMFORTING YOUR BEAR

>COMBAT MAN (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE BAR
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
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>>37439460
>FOLLOW BEAR

We better to get our bear bro back
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>COMBAT MAN (ROLL D2)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439515
>COMBAT MAN (ROLL D2)
HOW DARE HE
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>>37439515
What a slut.
>LEAVE BAR
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439515
>COMBAT MAN
It's our turn to be jealous now!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>interact bear
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>COMBAT MAN
CAST FIST
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>37439542
>>37439536
>>37439535
No violence, just simple.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439515
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
Hey buddy!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>INTERACT BEAR
>>
>>37439532
>>37439535
>>37439536
YOU COMBAT OPPOSING SIMPLE GUY

YOU ARE BOTH EQUALLY MATCHED IN POWER

YOU BOTH TAKE 1 DAMAGE

YOU:
2 HP

OPPONENT:
4 HP

>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439551
VIOLENCE IS VERY SIMPLE

SIMPLE FIST MEAT SIMPLE FACE

SIMPLE OUTCOME
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439566
>INTERACT BEAR
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439566
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
SAVE US FRIEND
>>
>>37439566
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
ITS ON NOW
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439566
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
TACTICS ARE COMPLEX
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439566
>CONTINUE COMBAT
WE MUST SHOW BEAR TRUE AND SIMPLE LOVE
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439515
>>37439566
> CONTINUE COMBAT
>>
>>37439566
CONTINUE COMBAT
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439566
Nothing for it, I suppose.
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439566
>INTERACT BEAR
We are sorry bear, please come back.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

forgot my dice
>>
>>37439551
VIOLENCE IS THE PUREST FORM OF SIMPLICITY
>>37439592
>>37439593
>>37439596
>>37439597
>>37439599
>>37439600
WHILE IN COMBAT, YOU LOOK AT BEAR

BEAR LOVES YOU, BUT YOU HURT BEAR

BEAR DOES NOT WANT TO BE HURT AGAIN

BEAR IS RELUCTANT

>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE BAR
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439632
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
WE MUST PROVE OUR LOVE
>>
>>37439632
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439632
> CONTINUE COMBAT
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439632
>INTERACT BEAR
>>
>>37439632
>Love
Nope, nope, nope. We ain't in it for romance.
>Leave Bar
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439664
FORGOT ROLL.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439632
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439632
>CONTINUE COMBAT
WE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, BEAR
AS LONG AS IT'S SIMPLE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439632
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
>>37439664
>>37439654
>>37439662
YOU CONTINUE COMBAT WITH OPPONENT

YOU DEAL 2 DAMAGE TO HIM

YOU TAKE NO DAMAGE

YOU
2 HP

OPPONENT
2 HP

>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE BAR

>>37439683
IT IS A SIMPLE LOVE, SEX IS TOO COMPLEX
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439733
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439733
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439733
>INTERACT BEAR (ROLL D2)
>>
>>37439733
>CONTINUE COMBAT
TO THE DEATH
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439733
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439733

>INTERACT BEAR
>>
>>37439747
>>37439749
>>37439753
YOU INTERACT POORLY WITH BEAR

BEAR TURNS BACK TO DRINKING WHILE YOU AND OPPONENT ARE IN BAR

>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
>LEAVE BAR
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439762
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DICE
TO THE DEATH
>>
>>37439779
>LEAVE BAR
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439779
>CONTINUE COMBAT (ROLL D2)
ORAORARAORAOROA
>>
>>37439779
>DRINK AT BAR
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439779
Good, that bear has been nothing but problems.
>CONTINUE COMBAT
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439779

>CONTINUE COMBAT
>>
>>37439796
You take that back, fucker.
I will skin you with a rusty rake.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37439779
>CONTINUE COMBAT
BEAR-SEMPAI
PLEASE NOTICE US
>>
>>37439811
What has it done? It's run off when we dared to talk to someone else, and now we're fighting a dude over an ursine that clearly doesn't know how to handle its emotions.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>37439779
>CONTINUE COMBAT
We must prove our love!
>>
>>37439826
I LOVE IT GODDAMMIT, SINCE WHEN DOES LOVE HAVE TO BE LOGICAL?
>>
>>37439796
Agreed, this entire Bear thing is a bit stupid.
>>
I love everything about the bear
>>
>>37439780
>>37439790
>>37439791
>>37439792
>>37439796
>>37439799
>>37439811
>>37439819
YOUR SIMPLE FIGHTING TECHNIQUES PROVE STRONGER THAN THE OPPONENT

YOU DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW AND PUNCH HIM IN THE BODY

OPPONENT HAS DIED

YOU ARE NOW LEVEL 2!

BEAR NOTICES AND APPRECIATES YOUR DISPLAY OF STRENGTH AND REJOINS YOUR PARTY

YOU AND BEAR HUG

>INTERACT BAR PATRONS
>DRINK ALCOHOL
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439852
>DRINK ALCOHOL
Celebratory drinks.
>>
>>37439852
>Interact bar patrons
The party must grow larger, and we have clearly proven our superiority.
>>
>>37439852
>DRINK ALCOHOL
>>
>>37439852
>INTERACT BAR PATRONS
>>
>>37439851
>>37439841
I know this ironic bestiality may seem funny, but it's really gotten dull at this point.
>>
>>37439852
>DRINK ALCOHOL
>>
>>37439868
>>37439875
>>37439891
YOU DRINK A BEER WITH YOUR BEAR

THE BAR OWNER IS ANGRY AT YOU FOR FIGHTING IN GOOD TOWN

HE CALLS GUARDS

>COMBAT GUARDS
>LEAVE BAR
>INTERACT PATRONS
>>
>>37439913
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439896
More fun now that it irritates people.


>>37439913
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439913
>Interact patrons
We were in Good Town? I thought this was still Bad Town we went to...
>>
>>37439913
>LEAVE BAR
>>
>>37439931
YOU WENT TO BAD TOWN AND FLIRTED WITH BAD PEOPLE, BEAR LEFT TO GOOD TOWN AND YOU FOLLOWED

>>37439918
>>37439925
AS YOU LEAVE BAR, THE GUARDS COME TO ARREST YOU

>COMBAT GUARDS (ROLL D2)
>CONSULT BEAR

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL YOU ONLY HAVE 2 HP, BEAR HAS 9 HP
>>
>>37439931
I thought too that this was bad town.
>>
>>37439949
>CONSULT BEAR
>>
>>37439949
>CONSULT BEAR
>>
>>37439949
>Consult Ursine Companion
>>
>>37439957
I AM SORRY IF I HAVE CONFUSED YOU IN SIMPLE QUEST
>>37439966
>>37439968
BEAR MAULS GUARDS

YOUR PARTY IS NOW EVIL ALIGNMENT

>GO STORES
>GO BAR
>GO MAYOR
>LEAVE TOWN
>>
>>37439931
>>37439957
>>37439515
>BEAR WENT TO GOOD TOWN
>>
>>37439949
>RUN
>>
>>37439991
>LEAVE TOWN
>>
>>37439991
>GO MAYOR
THIS OUR TOWN NOW
>>
>>37439991
You see what following this dumb bear has done? Now we're evil!
>GO MAYOR
To apologize profusely.
>>
>>37439991
>GO MAYOR
>>
>>37439991
>>LEAVE TOWN
>>
>>37439991
>GO MAYOR
If we are evil we might as well go full villain, let's take over!
>>
>>37439995
>>37440002
>>37440014
>>37440019
>>37440020
>>37440026
YOU GO MAYOR'S OFFICE

MAYOR IS A FAT LITTLE MAN WITH A SWIRLY MUSTACHE

"OH NO" HE SAYS

"YOU HAVE KILLED THE GUARDS, PLEASE DO NOT HURT ME"

>APOLOGIZE
>COMBAT MAYOR (ROLL D1) (YES THAT IS A D1, MAYOR IS A WEAK NERD)
>CONSULT BEAR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37439991
>GO MAYOR.
APOLOGIZE FOR FIGHTING IN GOOD TOWN AND SLAYING GUARDS. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO TO REGAIN FAVOR.
>>
>>37440066
>>APOLOGIZE
Is good town, they should accept apology and forgive
>>
>>37440066
> APOLOGIZE.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>37440066
>COMBAT MAYOR
THIS IS OUR TOWN, HAND IT OVER!
>>
>>37440066
>APOLOGIZE
Really, no one needed to get hurt.
>>
>>37440066
>APOLOGIZE
>>
>>37440066
>CONSULT BEAR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37440099
You mean the bear that mauled the guards? Brilliant work.
>>37440066
>APOLOGIZE
>>
>>37440082
>>37440090
>>37440091
>>37440094
>>37440096
YOU APOLOGIZE MAYOR

HE IS IN NO POSITION TO REFUSE APOLOGY

PARTY ALIGNMENT IS NOW NEUTRAL

BEAR SEEMS PLEASED AT PARTY ALIGNMENT SHIFT

>INTERACT MAYOR
>LEAVE OFFICE
>>
>>37440127
> INTERACT MAYOR.
"WHAT NEEDS DOING AROUND TOWN."
>>
>>37440127
>INTERACT MAYOR
Can we consult HIM on simple political climate?
>>
>>37440127
>BEAR SEEMS PLEASED AT PARTY ALIGNMENT SHIFT
That furry shit was the one who made us evil to begin with. Damn puppet master.
>INTERACT MAYOR
>>
>>37440127
>INTERACT MAYOR
>>
>LEAVE OFFICE
>>
>>37440127
>INTERACT MAYOR
LET'S QUEST!
>>
>>37440140
>>37440141
YOU INTERACT MAYOR

HE IS STILL SCARED OF YOU

>COMBAT MAYOR
>SEDUCE MAYOR
>RECRUIT MAYOR

>SPECIAL OPTION: CONSULT MAYOR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37440163
WHERE IS THE OPTION TO SEEK EMPLOY
>>
>>37440163
>SPECIAL OPTION: CONSULT MAYOR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37440163
>SPECIAL OPTION: CONSULT MAYOR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37440163
>SPECIAL OPTION: CONSULT MAYOR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
>>
>>37440163
>: CONSULT MAYOR ON SIMPLE POLITICAL CLIMATE
HOW IS THE WEATHER?
>>
>>37440175
OH, SO YOU WANT TO RUN THIS QUEST? BE MY GUEST ASSHOLE

>>37440178
>>37440179
>>37440182
THE MAYOR INFORMS YOU THAT GOOD TOWN IS A FARMER'S COMMUNE WHERE THE SIMPLE FOLK OF THE TOWN WORK IN UNISON TO PROVIDE FOR EACH OTHER AND TO BENEFIT EACH OTHER FURTHER, HE ALSO INFORMS YOU THAT BAD TOWN IS A FIEFDOM RULED BY AN OLIGARCHY THAT EXPLOIT THE COMMON MAN AND HAVE CONTROL MOST OF THE ECONOMY IN THE REALM

NONE OF THIS INTERESTS YOU

>ASK FOR QUEST
>LEAVE
>>
>>37440163
SPECIAL OPTION IS TOO COMPLEX. IS IT STILL SIMPLE QUEST?

>RECRUIT MAYOR
>>
>>37440224
>ASK FOR QUEST
>>
>>37440224
>ASK FOR QUEST
>>
>>37440224
>LEAVE
>>
>>37440224
>ASK FOR QUEST
>>
>>37440224
> ASK FOR QUEST

NO I WAS SIMPLY... I'M SORRY SIMPLE QM.
>>
>>37440232
>>37440235
>>37440239
>>37440245
>>37440247
YOU ASK FOR QUEST

MAYOR TELLS YOU TO KILL MAYOR OF BAD TOWN

ARE YOU A SIMPLE ENOUGH DUDE TO KILL THE MAYOR OF BAD TOWN?
>Y
>NO, I'M A COMPLEX NERD
>>
>>37440261
ACTUALLY, YOU WERE COMPLEXLY.
>>
>>37440224
>ASK FOR QUEST
>>
>>37440268
>NO, I'M A COMPLEX NERD
>>
>>37440268
>YES
>>
>>37440268
>Y
>>
>>37440268
>NO, I'M A COMPLEX NERD
We need to become good guys for bear.
>>
>>37440268
>Y
>>
>>37440268
>Y
>>
>>37440268
>Y
>>
>>37440268
>Y
US AND BEAR ARE BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO DO ANYTHING!
>>
>>37440278
KILL YOURSELF
>>37440299
KILLING BAD GUY IS GOOD GUY
>>37440285
>>37440297
YOU SHAKE MAYOR'S HAND

>INTERACT MAYOR
>LEAVE OFFICE
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
>>
>>37440299
We WILL be good guys dude. We're killing the bad guys.
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
As long as it's simple style.
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
TO BAD TOWN!
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE
We're too simple for style
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
>>
>>37440332
>LEAVE OFFICE IN STYLE
>>
>>37440344
>>37440346
>>37440355
>>37440362
>>37440363
>>37440368
YOU GRAB GOOD TOWN FLAG FROM MAYOR'S OFFICE

YOU MOUNT BEAR

BEAR MAULS DOOR

YOU AND BEAR GALLOP INTO GOOD TOWN STREET

GOOD TOWN PEOPLE ARE APPLAUDING YOU

YOU RID OFF INTO THE SUNSET

GOOD TOWN FLAG WAVING

YOU ARE GONNA KILL SOME BAD GUYS

>END QUEST
>PLEASE RATE ENJOYMENT
>1 IS INSUFFICIENT
>2 IS SUFFICIENT

HERE IS TWITTER
https://twitter.com/SIMPLEQUESTGUY

I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME

STAY SIMPLE!
>>
>>37440425
>1.7
>>
>>37440425
>PLEASE RATE ENJOYMENT
>>
>>37440425
>2
Close enough.
>>
>>37440425
2

Also,
>SEDUCE SIMPLE QM
>>
>>37440425
>Like a million
>>
>>37440425
>PLEASE RATE ENJOYMENT
>>
>>37440425
2
>>37440465
THIS
>>
>>37440433
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

>>37440456
>>37440467
YOU RATE ENJOYMENT AS 2

QM THANKS YOU

>>37440465
>>37440487
YOU SEDUCE QM

>COMBAT QM
>RECRUIT QM
>ROMANCE QM
>>
>>37440511
> COMBAT QM

But no really I enjoyed this quest. Thanks for running.
>>
>>37440511
>>ROMANCE QM
QM ROUTE HERE WE COME
>>
>>37440511
>ROMANCE QM
>>
>>37440511
>COMBAT QM
>>
>>37440425
22/2
>>
>>37440511
>ROMANCE QM
>>
>>37440539
>>37440561
>>37440562
>>37440564
YOU FIGHT QM WHILE KISSING QM

BEAR LOOKS CONFUSED AT YOU


WOULD YOU SIMPLE GUYS LIKE TO DO A Q&A ABOUT THE QUEST BEFORE I GO MASTURBATE?
>>
>>37440594
No, masturbate now.
>>
>>37440594

WHAT IS QM'S FAVORITE BOARD GAME
>>
>>37440594
>Y
>>
>>37440594
QM, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>>
1
WORD NEED MORE SIMPLE
>>
>>37440624
MUNCHKIN OR ARABIAN NIGHTS ARE GOOD
>>37440654
TO DRINK WATER AND EAT WHITE BREAD WITH NOTHING ON IT
>>
>>37440678
>WHITE BREAD
BUT WHITE BREAD IS MORE COMPLEX, WHEAT HAS TO BE CLEANED FOR IT, BROWN BREAD NEEDS LESS COMPLEX PREPARATIONS!
>>
>>37440678

>Tales of the Arabian Nights
Awwwww yeah son
>Munchkin
Used to like it a lot before I realized how heavily the player interaction favors those who happen to get a good early game. But it's simple, so that's a plus. Have you tried Munchkin Quest? I liked it more than the card games.
>>
>>37440678
>WHITE BREAD
Ewwwwww
>>
>>37440771
THE SCIENCE AND MANUFACTURE OF BREAD IS NOT SOMETHING I, A SIMPLE MAN, CARE FOR
>>37440772
I HAVE NOT PLAYED MANY BOARD GAMES IN MY SHORT TIME ON THIS EARTH, I AM MORE INTERESTED IN D&D AND TABLETOP WARGAMES
>>
>>37440805
>D&D
SIMPLE QM WHY ARE YOU SUCH SUBHUMAN SCUM
>>
>>37440823
I LIKE THE PICTURES
>>
>>37440864
WHEN IS NEXT QUEST PROBABLY?
>>
>>37440881
MAYBE TOMORROW AROUND SAME TIME

NOT SURE ABOUT THIS COMING WEEK BECAUSE I HAVE JOB AND STUDIES
>>
>>37440823
>>37440772
>Munchkin
>D&D

QM is SIMPLE, it makes perfect sense.



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