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>>37437104
As I was saying, I cant properly resize the pics with MSPaint. If anyone feels like making Ellie somewhat smaller and Cedric somewhat taller with some other program, be my guest.

This is Ellie's original pic. As you can see, MSPaint its at least good enough to flip an image

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>>37437176
And this is Cedric's original pic. If anyone wants to compose a new op pic where he's noticeably taller than the elf girl, I can add the text later. Thanks

>>37437104
We need to find those elves a forest stat. They also need a survival manual. They know what's edible in their world, but not here. God help them if they start eating mushrooms in this world, it's hard to tell what's safe and what's a fucking Death Cap (named such for damn good reason).

>>37437329
Might not be an issue soon, Artillery is a bitch

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>>37437329
For fuck's sake anon....Now i have the mental picture of all the elves being high on the magic shrooms!
>Mfw i realize i don't have many laughter reaction images....

>>37437367
If you start tripping balls after eating a random shroom consider yourself lucky. Poisonous mushrooms are not a pleasant way to go most of the time. They kill over the course of a few hours, so you get ample chance to "feel" it savvy?

>>37437381
Yeah i know but dear god the mental image i have right now is fucking hilarious

>>37437104

~She said~

Elliezabella finished her coffee, and looked down to the now empty cup and plate.

That blue man (her husband?) was gone. Should she take the dishes back with her to the campsite?

Surely such nice-looking, soft plate and cup must be valuable. But it seems they would last very little in the middle of her tribe's nomadic lifestyle.

(As expected, city dwellers are different) ~she thought, and looked around, then remembered seeing the city guard acquiring them from that small, bright hut by the metal wall, so she head over there.

It was quite bright, with many high quality, incredibly realistic paintings of tasty looking foods. Somehow, they were glowing with light from the back, as if a torch was behind them.

But surely nobody would risk burning down such beautiful paintings.

There was a young man inside the hut. He was wearing a colorful set of clothes, and wearing a rather cute hat. His clothes seemed to be of high quality (compared to what Elliezaballe knew), but not as resistant as the uniform of the city guard.

The smell of more of those self same creamy, delicious foods reached her nose.

(Oooh! it's... what did father call them... a street stall, right?)

Elliezabella saw many more such cups and trays stacked in the back of the small hut, so she did the obvious thing, and left hers in the counter, while saying thank you to the cook for such a delicious meal.

"Lu lomita ez telizioza, luzaz blaziaz"

The clerk looked at the elf girl. She was petite and quite pretty. Her clothes seemed completely unappropriated for the cold weather, but she seemed to be alright with them.

Was that italian? it sounded italian.

[She must be a tourist] ~he thought

"Ah... I AM GLAD YOU LIKE" ~he said loudly, as if talking louder could break down the language barrier.

>>37437415
He said

"The national guard? for a bunch of campers?" ~said Cedric while staring at the sergeant in disbelief
"They're not campers, or tourist. The news are saying they are invaders or maybe aliens or alien invaders, or chinese!"
"...you are kidding me?"

[There is no way those guys are chinese... no, wait, there is no way they they are invading anything, not with movie props. Jesus, what the hell?]

"I am going back, sarge"
"WHAT?"
"This seems highly fucking illegal to me, and I am a cop."
"Kid, everyone is out right now. What are you going to do, take on the national guard by yourself?"
"You are free to come along if you want"
"...fine. I'll take another car. A barricade with two police cars would look more official, anyway. Follow me"
"Where are we going, sergeant?"
"The armory"

***

At roughly about the same time, an APC is running over the park fence, spearheading for the troops coming in behind it!

***

"Elder?"
"I... don't know"

A large monstruous metal insect was buzzing on top of the campsite, well above arrow reach. Its wings were moving so quickly as to be invisible except as an after image.

It looked like a massive dragonfly.

"DO NOT MOVE. THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS AND LIE DOWN!" ~A strange voice came out from its belly

Normally, the elder's tongues spell would translate for him, but it did not work on voice transmitted by machines, and the megaphone certainly was that.

"It speaks!?"
"I don't know!"

Meanwhile, the crew on the helicopter was informing the troops of their location.

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we need to grab one of these...just in case

>>37437674

~~She said~~

Ellie was having another cake.

The young clerk had no idea how to communicate with her, but girls everywhere like cake, right?

This time, she was using the fork, though.

It was sweet and fluffy and delicious. It was like rainbows in her mouth.

She was chatting happily towards the kiosk clerk, who was just enjoying to see the pretty girl talking a river to him. Sure, he didin't understand a word, but she was pretty enough it did not matter.

She has holding both hands open in front of her shoulders, moving them up and down slightly while she swayed her upper body to the left and right and kept talking up a storm with a bright smile.

Then suddenly, she just stopped.

Her ears were wiggling. It, too, was rather cute, but she was obviously worried about something.

(Is that coming from the campsite?)

A strange buzzing sound.

She apologized to the cook, and left him some rare enchanted seeds as payment, then ran off towards the campsite.

***

Anyone knows what kind of riot/heavy gear michigan cops would have? brb

>>37437801
Bullet proof vests, riot shields shotguns are pretty standard for a city. Maybe flashbangs assault rifles and a few sniper rifles if its a big city.

>>37437801
Same as they all do, cops in the U.S. are damn near indistinguishable from the military once they get serious.

Class 3 body armor, helicopters, riot shields, tear gas, APC's, any firearrm you could possibly want, about the only thing they likely won't have is rocket launchers, tanks, and attack choppers. However, you said they called in the National Guard (i.e. the actual military), so they're probably packing those too.

Only way out for the elves I'm seeing is either epic diplomacy or high level magic.

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all that and gasmasks

>>37437801
That aside, have you decided what part of the state you're going to put this in?

>>37437801
>Anyone knows what kind of riot/heavy gear Michigan cops would have?
pretty much everything short of IFV's, tanks and attack helicopters. gotta love that defense department overspending running off into police departments.

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>>37437801

>>37438080
alright im back, typing

Im from Chile, here, the police is literally another branch of the army, and is organized in the exact same way. A family friend is in fact a police general.

Cops on foot usually have revolvers, but it is NOT rare so see cops carrying SMGs around.

I once asked my uncle (we call our parents friends "uncle" here) "why dont you fix the bullet holes on the police bus?" and he said: "It's only the outer layer. Inside it has thick metal plates, and doesn't it looks badass with all those bullet holes?"

Anyway typing

>>37438213

"Grab the smoke grenade gun" ~says the sergeant
"It's not going to do anything"
"Have you ever been hit by a smoke grenade can? it really hurts, you know?"

The sergeant finishes packing a crate with ammo (rubber bullets, I swear) and starts walking out.

***

There were things falling from the metal insect. They looked small, and metallic, but had colorful, itching smoke inside.

The insect was flying around the campsite, throwing those down with loud "TCHOOM!" sounds.

"Everyone, go into the forest!" ~shouted the elder

Throwing spells around on their own campsite was not a good idea.

***

Meanwhile, the rest of the troops had the same problem. The park trees and terrain was too thick to maneuver the vehicles with any decent speed. It was more of a crawl through the woods than the lightning strike it was meant to be,

***

~~She said~~

There was a monster on top of the campsite. A metallic looking insect breathing poison down unto everyone bellow.

It looked like Elliezabella's people were already moving upwind into the woods, away from the stinging smoke.

A single whiff of the smoke convinced her that it was poison. It made her eyes cry and it was hard to breathe anymore.

"Elliezabella, this way!" ~her father shouted as he picked her up, covering his mouth with his coat.

She did her best to get up and run.

~~ He said ~~

"Sergeant, let's go around!" ~sait Cedric through the radio
"That's the long way around"
"No, they're at the north side of the park, if we want to go in with the cars, we'll have to drive over the walkway, then turn left!"
"Alright, I'm behind you"

The police cars jumped a little as they entered through the park's gate, then began running over the small walkway.

It was way too thin for it to actually support the cars. Instead, the wheels were biting into the dirt and leaves at either side of it, and simply using the fact that it followed a relatively tree-free path.

As fast as they dared to, the cops were coming.

>>37438527

~~She said~~

The insect was flying over them, but had made no attempt to approach them. It had, however, kept spitting those strange poison bombs at them.

However, nobody was dead. The poison seemed to be irritant and painful, rather than deadly.

"Father, what do we do now?"

>Try and throw the poison balls down wind
>Shoot the insect down with magic when it is not directly on top of your people.
>Keep moving north, upwind.

>>37438648
>Keep moving north, upwind.

>>37438648
>Try and throw the poison balls down wind

>>37438648
>>Try and throw the poison balls down wind

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>>37438692
Little late there ain'tcha?

head upwind, no telling what that poison will do if she gets too close...and those things get crazy hot...not that she would know that though

>>37438648
>Try and throw the poison balls down wind

>>37438648

>Keep moving north, upwind

>>37438648
>Keep moving north, upwind.

>>37438648
>>Keep moving north, upwind.

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>>37438692
screenshoot'd for posterity. Named "so this is irony.jog"

~~She said~~

Ellie tried to pick up the poison ball, but immediately pulled her hand back. It was hot, really hot!

Her father got the idea, however, and picked it up with a cooking pan, then threw it down wind.

Soon, the rest of the tribe was doing the same.

Just a few minutes later, the strange insect left the area, and two bright blue metallic chariots with a bright gold star painted on the side began approaching the campsite as the nomads began moving north.

~~He said~~

"Here, left!"
"Jesus, kid"

Cedric steered hard to the left, leaving the trail and beginning to steer between the trees. He was quite familiar with this area, but what he remembered was wide spaces while on foot, seemed positively claustrophobic when trying to steer a car through.

He reached the campsite, steered to the side, and hit the brakes.

There was nobody there, just the empty tents and some gas cans.

The sergeant came in behind him and descended from the car, donning his own gas mask and throwing one to Cedric.

"What now, kid?"
"I... don't know"

~~She said~~

Just as they were returning to the campsite for their things and about to head north, they saw the blue metallic chariots.

"What are those, father?"
"...I don't know"

While watching from a distance, they noticed the uniforms of the people walking next to the chariots.

It was the same clothes as the city guard they met earlier.

>Go talk to them
>Abandon the campsite and head north
>Other

>>37439008
>Go talk to them

>>37439008
>Go talk to them

>>37439008
>>Go talk to them

>>37439008
>Go talk to them

Go and talk to them, maybe they now whats going on

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Now seriously tho. Because the whole theme of the thread is s/he said, I usually have to type longer than in most quest threads before asking for player input, simply because we have more than one MC, so many times I need to describe more than one situation, or more than one point of view, thus the options are further apart then in most quests.

I think

But once the situation is explained, there should be options every few posts, hopefully.

>>37439103
>>37439099
>>37439045

~~She said~~

"I want to go talk to them" ~said Elliezabella
"But.."
"They may be chasing that monster"

Her father nods, so she comes out of the trees and waves at them.

~~ He said ~~

Cedric was looking around the campsite, not knowing what to do, when the sergeant tapped his shoulder and pointed to the edge of the trees, to the north.

"Miss Elyzabeth" ~he butchered her name, but honestly he only heard it once and this was fairly close.

He ran over to her, taking his mask off.

As best he could, he explained to Elliezabella's people that they were about to be hit by the army, and why.

Her father seemed to have a hard time understanding what he was saying. It was just mind boggling. A countryside with no untamed land? countries borders straight against each other? the army coming for them right now?

>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection
>Tell them to go grab their things and escort them out of the park peacefully
>Go talk to the national guard.
>Other

>>37439299
>>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection.

>>37439299
>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection
>Go talk to the national guard.

>>37439299
>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection
>Go talk to the national guard.

>>37439299
>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection

ask them to surrender to the police then go talk to the national guard

Does anyone have the previous topic of this thread?

You should archive this on sup/tg/ OP, it's pretty good.

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>>37439558
It is archived, tho.

>>37439317
>>37439322
>>37439331
>>37439344
>>37439359
>suggest that they surrender to police custody and protection.

>>37439322
>>37439331
>>37439359

>Go talk to the national guard.

~~ She said ~~

Her husband(?) was suggesting that they surrender to show the army that they were not hostile, then he would go talk with them and calm things down.

Was that possible? could he actually stop the coming fight by talking?

The man behind him was even taller (if not by much). He was wearing a "gas mask", which her husband(?) explained was something to let him breath through the poison gask,

She could just barely see his eyes through it, but they seemed nice.

While they were talking about this, one of the scouts came back in a rush.

A large metal monster is coming, followed by men who look like soldiers They are coming slowly because the metal monster is clumsy between the trees.

Alright.

"Father, let's do as my husband says"
"Husband, what?!"
"Ah... I will explain later"

Should Eldric...
>Go with it. If it helps convince the old man, we can be her husband or whatever
>Deny it clearly
>Other

>>37439657
>".....What?....."

be just as surprised as her father, this is news to you too

>>37439657
>Go with it. If it helps convince the old man, we can be her husband or whatever

>>37439657
>...What?
>Whatever, Go with it. If it helps convince the old man, we can be her husband or whatever

>>37439657
>....WHAT!?!

>>37439657
Psst, you called him Eldric again.

>>37439657
Huh? Husband!? When, how!?

>>37439657
He already had the 'What?!' reaction. Why are we doing it again? We're a bit pressedfor time here.

>>37439882
...I thought that was her father's reaction.

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>>37439707 >>37439716
>Go with it.

>>37439682 >>37439716 >>37439717
http://youtu.be/UPHuE5pDlEs

>".....What?....."
>"....WHAT!?!
>...What?

>>37439822
I'm counting this as a what, ok?

~~She said~~
Meanwhile, the elder was done casting tongues on the sergeant...

"y...you,,, but, you touched me... there... and then... then you fed me..." ~she says, blushing brightly
"WHAT?!" ~Cedric, the elder, and the sergeant
"WHAT?" ~Cedric
"WHEN?" ~the sergeant
"HOW!?" ~the elder

"H-he touched my ears..."
"I thought they were fake, I was looking for the ... look, miss Ellizabeth, I assure you, in this country, it takes a lot more than just a ..."
"Look, kids, I don't know what this ear business is, but we don't have the time right now. You can play house all you want after we deal with the ARMY coming this way, alright?" ~says the sergeant
"We WILL have a full explanation afterwards, however" ~says her father, completely serious
"Yes sir" ~says Cedric
"Yes father" ~says Elliezabella

For the time beings, Cedric and the sergeant move the cars towards where the scouts say the army is coming from, trying to build a makeshift barricade.

The sergeant is busy in the radio while the elves move behind the car and Cedric keeps explaining about the country to the elder.

Soon enough, the soldiers spot the police cars lined up, with the "aliens" siitting on the ground behind them.

>>37439987
Time to get our cop on boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3-G31SUjpU

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>>37439987

~~He said~~

"So what's the plan, sarge?"
"Did you read them their rights?"
"Yes"
"The elder is in the back of your car?"
"Yes, as you said"
"Then he's under police custody now."
"That's it?"
"That is it, yes. Oh, and try to buy time"

Cedric walks forth with the sergeant towards the approaching soldiers.

The soldiers just stare at them.

[They're just kids] ~thinks the sergeant

"Can I see your permits please?" ~he says out loud while approaching one of the troopers.
"What? but..."
"You trashed public property, did you not? are you doing maneuvers? do you have a permit for all this?" ~the sergeant says with the confidence of a old cop talking to a runaway kid
"Uh... please wait a minute."
"Sure, take your time.... hey, hey!" ~he shouts at a soldier that is aiming at the elves~ "Where are you aiming that gun to!? hey! kid! that's a bunch of sitting down civilians, put that the fuck down!"
"They're invading!"

The sergeant draws his gun and aims at the soldier. The rest of the troops aim at him.

"Son, put that gun down before I arrest you, you hear me!?"
"Wha- but..."
"DOWN, NOW!"

[Jesus, sergeant] ~Cedric just has to admire the sergeant for this

"Yes sir" ~the soldier lowers the gun, and so does the sergeant, and so do the soldiers.

"Did you find your permits yet?" ~Cedric asks to the soldier in the APC's radio
"Ah, I'm trying to get the captain..."
"Alright."

It takes about 20 minutes for the corporal to get in touch with someone in authority. The fact that the police are stopping the troops threw things in for a loop, and everyone is trying to displace any blame, just in case, which slows things down quite a bit.

Finally, someone comes up in the radio.

The corporal explains that the police has taken custody of the invaders. All of them.

The man on the radio asks to talk to the officer in charge.

1/?

>>37440441

"Yes?" ~the sergeant picks up the radio
"Who am I talking to?"
"Sergeant Rob Wolfwood, of Newhope police department, Michigan. To whom do I have the pleasure of talking to?"
"Coronel Augusto Alacena. Sergeant, what the hell is going on over there?"
"One of my officers answered to a call about loud noises in our local park, found a large group of people, and since they admitted to being the cause of it, he took in their representative for questioning. Fairly standard procedure, really"
"You what.. how..? just their leader?"
"Well, no. All of them are now under police custody"
"What!?"

The sergeant asks Cedric how many are they. He asks Elliezabella, who says two thousand and thirteen.

"Yes, all 2013 of them are now in police custody."
"Outstanding, sergeant!"
"Pardon, sir? hold on" ~the sergeant rises the volume of the radio and aims it at the troops~ "Could you say that again, colonel?"
"I SAID OUTSTANDING JOB, SERGEANT!"

The sergeant lowers the volume again and resumes talking through the radio.

"Thank you sir. Now, as you can see, we at Newhope have the situation well in hand. Your boys can go back to wherever they came from or to wherever they are actually needed, now."
"No can do, sergeant. Those are dangerous aliens. Think of them as an invading army"

The sergeant looks over to the elves for a moment.

"Sir, over half of them are women, elderly, and children... no, I would say the vast majority of them are non combatants. They have peacefilly given up, and are now under police custody"
"Sergeant, what are you saying?"
"I'm saying that the army has no business harassing women and children, sir. Your troops have no business here."
"Sergeant, you are CLEARLY overstepping your authority! I'm not going to have a cop from assholeoftheworld, Michigan, tell me what to do!"

2/?

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>>37440702

"Colonel Augusto Alacena, correct?"
"You are goddamn right!"
"Good, I wouldn't want to get your name wrong later"
"What do you mean, later?"
"When the press arrives" ~the sergeant lowers the volume of the radio so only he can barely hear it
"THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
"We have been talking for about 20 minutes, I called backup from every cop in town AND the adjacent towns 30 minutes before we even started, and contacted the news stations. Now, people likes to make fun of our response time, but I'd say its been roughly an hour... I think this place is about to be swarming with upwards of 500 cops and who knows how many newsmen, reporters, and news helicopters any minute now."
"....you are bluffing"
"No sir, I am not."

As if conjured by the sergeant. the sound of sirens can be heard, fast approaching and surrounding the park.

"Cedric, explain to your wife and friens that that's the sound of us good guys, alright?"
"I'm not married, sergeant!"
"Different rites, kid" ~the sergeant is just messing with him~ "Now go explain things before they get nervous."

At about that same time, news helicopters begin flying overhead.

"I can't tell if you can hear that over the radio, sir, but that's the sound of news crews and police arriving on site. Augusto Alacena, right? I just want to make sure I get your name right when I give you credit for assisting in the containment"
"LISTEN TO ME YOU---" ~can't really type this in a christian blue board, so just imagine, please

*** Channel 9 ***
"As you can see, the police of Newhope, and the national guard, have managed to keep the situation under control without firing a single shot. A exemplary performance by our safety forces..."

*** Vixen News ***
"..demonstrating the high quality and training of our law enforcement agencies..."

*** E! Ntertainment Television ***
"...already the fashion industry is drooling at the otherworldly fashion styles..."

Thus, Newhope Michigan got his newest residents.

>>37440894
>*** E! Ntertainment Television ***
>"...already the fashion industry is drooling at the otherworldly fashion styles..."

the funny part is that's exactly what they would say.

>>37440951
Fashion and Entertainment industries would subsume anything of value from these cultures quickly and destroy them.

Nerds would seek knowledge of the multiverse, new fluff for their games, and to learn the secrets of the arcane.

I imagine some elves would take to our mastery of science and the understanding of nature in new ways. Just look at Gate: The JSDF fought there. Exposure to modern concepts of chemical reactions led that one sorcerer girl to discovering a new kind of fire magic, and her teacher told her such an alteration to spellcraft would be enough to make her a sage, the Sage of Combustion.

I fear the possibilities of Molecular Wizardry

>>37440894
>Thus, Newhope Michigan got his newest residents.
Also how level headed police officers potentially stopped a war.

>>37441025
We Patlabor 2 now.

>>37440894
You think that this will net the police dept a budget increase?

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I realized too late that vixen has a negative meaning in english, so i changed it to hound, ok?

>>37440894

...a week later...

***Channel 9***
"With the help of the national guard, sperheaded by colonel Augusto Alacena, the new residents of Newhope Michigan are now setting foor on their new homes for the very first time..."

The images show the elves going into their cute, small but solid, prefabricated housing in the middle of the woods, adding a new residential sector to the town.

*** Hound News ***
"...different from the terrible loss of life elsewhere across the nation. The white house congratulated the colonel on the cool head demonstrated when..."

*** E! Ntertainment News ***
"...changes in fashion with new fabrics, which are already being studied for replication..."

~~ She said ~~

Well, it seems Elliezabella was not married, after all.

Really, it was quite embarrassing.

Still, she was quite happy to have had Cedric give her her first ear scratching, a memory that she remembers fondly, with no little blushing.

Right now, the young city gu-- no, the young cop. That was the word, right?

Right now, the young cop was helping her and some other elves get used to their modern homes.

The concept of locks was not exactly alien to them, but the idea of having to keep your neighbors out, was. In the end, Cedric explained that people may try to break into their houses and steal anything that wasn't nailed to the floor.

He called them "valuable souvenirs from another world"

>Ask him to stay afterwards, and teach us how to use the kitchen again
>Ask him out on a walk
>Other

>>37441107
I honestly have no idea

>>37441137
>Ask him to stay afterwards, and teach us how to use the kitchen again

>>37441137
>>Ask him to stay afterwards, and teach us how to use the kitchen again

>>37441137
>Ask him out on a walk

>>37441137
>>>Ask him to stay afterwards, and teach us how to use the kitchen again

girl should now how to cook, have him show her how the kitchen works.

And yeah I think they would get a bigger budget, maybe even deputize some of the elves.

>>37441137
>Ask him to say, show you the kitchen stuff again

>>37441248
Police Academy spin off when?

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>>37441248
>deputize some of the elves.
sounds reasonable, at least to deal with other elves who may break laws, knowingly or unknowingly

~~ He said ~~

"The kitchen has an automatic spark starter, see? you just need to turn this and the fire will start." ~he said as he explained the kitchen to her
"And this, too, is not magical?" ~she asks him
"Right. We really don't use magic"
"That is... so strange"
"Honestly, it is much more strange that you do"
"I guess?" ~she said folding down her ears

He explained to her about gas and electricity, as well as gas pipes.

"You should make more than enough money to last you many years just by selling things over the internet, I think"
"Ah... that" ~she had looked at the "screen" but couldn't use it since she was completely illiterate in the language displayed.

Well, the school was almost finished. Once classes started, everyone hoped to learn the locals language as quickly as possible.

The discussions about letting them go to the local public schools are still going. Every type of argument has been put forth, from the straight "they are not human!" to the strangely-npt-so-laughable "they're witches!" and the much more sensible "they are completely uneducated, the way we understand schooling. They should have some lessons to catch up to the most basic levels, first"

On the meantime, the community had helped gather funds to build a small school, and local, retired teachers had volunteered time in order to teach them the basics.

They had somehow become into a community project.

When a news crew overheard the "marriage" misunderstanding and broadcasted the embarrased face of the pretty girl, folding down and covering her ears as she blushed, she became an instant media icon and popular meme image.

***********
Rub Pointy Ears
**picture of Ellie's embarrassed face**
Acquire elf wife
**********

1/?

>>37441507
>When a news crew overheard the "marriage" misunderstanding and broadcasted the embarrased face of the pretty girl, folding down and covering her ears as she blushed, she became an instant media icon and popular meme image.

Cedric is gonna have to deal with so many idiots actually trying that.

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>>37441507

~~He said~~

"I will see you tomorrow, miss Elliezabella" ~of course, by now, he had her name right
"Thank you, officer"

He went back into the car, and picked up the radio.

"I'm going back to the central after giving the new district a once over"
"You are giving what to your wife?" ~said the sergeant

He wouldn't let it go. Seemed to think it was hilarious. Cedric had gone from "Zed" to "hubby" around his colleagues.

~sigh~ "I'll be downtown soon."
"No rush kid, it's a nice slow day"

Just as soon as Cedric cut the radio, he saw a visitor walking down the street. A chubby, harmless looking white young man with a fedora.

In most neighborhoods, a cop wouldn't have given the young man two looks, but here, that fit the "racial profile" of a multitude of felonies.

>Nevermind, let's just drive
>Step down of the car and ask the youngman about his business
>Other

>>37441680
>Step down of the car and ask the youngman about his business

>>37441680
>>Other
Ask if he is lost?

this is how police do racial profiling with out actually do in it.

>>37441745
guys ill be back in 10 minutes or so. Just applied eyedrops and they burn. Want to lie down a bit

See what hes up to and keep an eye on him

>>37441680
>Step down of the car and ask the youngman about his business

>>37441804
you got to link to the post nigga.

yeah I never figured out how to do that

>>37441975
Click on the post No. of the post you want to reply to.

>>37441975
click on the numbers of the post see how it says 37441975 on your post thats what you click on to link to a post.

>>37441680
>Step down out of the car and ask the young man about his business.

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>>37442391

Cedric steps down and approaches the young man.

"Sir, are you lost?"
"Wh- ah!?" ~apparently, he was so deep in thought that he did not even notice Cedric until he was next to him

The young man spills some... nuts on the sidewalk. He immediately gets down and tries to pick them up.

"Sir? are you alright?" ~Cedric crouches down and picks one to hand it over to him. It looks like a perfectly normal nut
"Y-yes, quite! thanks! Oh God I lost one..."
"Here you go, sir..."

[Wait a minute... doesn't this looks like that nut miss Elliezabella gave me back when...?]

"Sir, are these nuts..." ~Cedric felt positively stupid for asking this] "magical? you know you are not allowed to take outworldly goods out of the neighborhood, right?"
"Wh- no! these are... huh..."

Well, looks like...
>We are taking him to the station
>We are asking Ellie if she can tell us what these are
>We are going to have to spook the young man a little to have him tell us what he's doing
>Other

>>37442528
>We are asking Ellie if she can tell us what these are

>>37442528
you have the right to remain silent *****

>>37442528Call ellie over to confirm what they are then spook him a bit.

>>37442528
>We are going to have to spook the young man a little to have him tell us what he's doing

>>37442528
>>We are asking Ellie if she can tell us what these are

>>37442528
>Spook him a bit

>>37442528
>>We are taking him to the station
obviously take the nuts in for study if there magic he is getting hard time.

>>37442597
miranda rights

>>37442608 >>37442630 >>37442570
>Call ellie

>>37442620 >>37442647
spook him

"Sir, please remain still"

[*sigh* I guess I really do need a partner]

He goes over to Ellie's door, but apparently she was watching from a window. She opens up before he has a change to get close enough to knock on the door, and comes out.

"Miss Elliezabella, please don't just come out like that, it could have been dangerous."
"..alright"
"Can you tell me what these are?"
"Sure, please give me a minute"

Ellie studies them for a bit, her bright eyes looking at the fruits while she holds one.

"It's just a healing effect. Its good for most diseases"
"So, it's a drug? I mean, medicine"
"Yes?"
"Alright, thank you for your help. Please go back inside the house"
"I have to?"
"Please"
"Alright"

Cedric gets the clear feeling she's watching through the small visor on the door, tho.

"Sir, what do you need these for?"
"My mom has cancer." ~he says with a sorrowful voice

[Well, shit]

>I saw nothing
>We still need to process him
>Other

>>37442887
Confiscate the bag "accidentally" leave him enough to help

>>37442887
this>>37442916
also tell him we don't want to see him here again.

>>37442887
take his phone call his mom

>>37442887
Confirm his story, if true look the other way if not a night in a cell should straighten him out.

>>37442887
>>37442916
>>37442946
>>37442993
All of these could go together if he's telling the truth. Seconding.

>>37443063
Alright.

***
Cedric has the young man sit in the back of the car while he calls it in and speaks with the sergeant.

Ellie brings them freshly squeezed lemonade meanwhile.

"Miss Elliezabella... thanks. But I asked you not to get involved."
"a-Alright"

A few minutes later, the sergeant calls back, confirming the young man's story.

"Alright, I'm taking him in."
"Alright"

On the way to the station, we stop by his house and give most of the nuts to the young man's mother.

She is quite nervous to see her son in the back of the patrol car, but we explain that it should probably only be a warning this time.

According to what Ellie told us, just one should be enough, but just in case, we left her 1/2 the bag (6).

"Thank you sir"
"Alright, let's go"

We take him to the station. The remaining nuts are confiscated, he is fined and given a court appointment. He'll get 200 hours community service.

Much more importantly, his mother is healed. The doctor, an old family friend, is out of himself about it, and the woman gives him the remaining nuts.

By the following day, it is all over the news.

***Channel 9***
"...aculous recovery after the consumption of otherworldly medicine. Doctors are stumped, but already studying...

***Hound News***
"...vernment asking the population to remain calm, and to not swarm the new residents for miracle cures..."

***N! Ntertainment News***
"...tual magical treatment. And we all want to know, can they ress Elvis? what about Michael?"

"Well, the cat's out of the bag" ~says the sergeant while drinking his coffee and watching the news
"You think we'll get in trouble for this?"
"Oh yes. Figure we'll see truckloads of sick people trying to get their hands on those nuts, now. Not to mention the less pleasant crazies."
"I'm going to need a partner"
*drinks Coffee* "Yup"

>Maybe we can deputize one of them?
>Preferably someone with experience
>Other

>>37441003
>I fear the possibilities of Molecular Wizardry

Let's hope that never happens, or at least, can't achieve things normal science can't already do. Molecular Wizardry leads to Molecular Biowizardry. I've seen where that leads, ya don't want that. Pray a loner, a nameless dude, and a terminally ill girl never meet up and get cracking on that subject.

>>37443375
>Maybe we can deputize one of them?

>>37443410
which one is That Man?

>>37443375
>>Maybe we can deputize one of them?

>>37443375
>Maybe we can deputize one of them?
Preferably one who fast on the uptake.

>>37443375
I like combining things so, lets ask for an experienced partner, then deputize an elf or two. The Partner can help train them, plus if one is Ellie that gives us more time with her for daww

>>37443375

>>37443375
>Maybe we can deputize one of them?

Fuck. I knew we should have at least told him not to tell anyone about the beans. Oh well. Too late now.

>>37443538
looks like everyone wants to deputize one of them.

Well, I guess the next obvious question is, should we actually ask for someone who was a warrior, caster, or what?

>>37443621
Someone with magic or who can id it at minimum.

>>37443621
Ellie.

>>37443621
a hunter/tracker

>>37443621
caster, would be useful I think specially if they have something like a sleep spell

>>37443634
oh, that really would be helpful, good idea

>>37443646
uhmm... let me see if i find any elfgirl cop pics...

>>37443026
We are the law>>37442887
Am voting for verification

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>>37443489
Hopefully nobody, we really don't want want to have to found a notHoly Order to fight notGears in the future.

Whoever gets chosen should get a taser...and of course the traditional training for using one....preferably in front of ellie

>>37443884
She might be the deputy

>>37443917
that's still within the criteria Of what am Going for

>>37443960
>>37443884
why do we always hurt the ones we love?

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>>37443634 >>37443663
>Someone with magic
>>37443646
>Ellie.
>>37443652
>hunter/tracker

Well, I guess Ellie fills all those slots, specially the Ellie slot?

>>37443692
We already did it, 35 minutes ago

>>37443803
but will they be guilty?

~~She said~~

"Apparently, the nuts were a big thing. People in this world can do amazing things, but they really lack in things we think are obvious" ~explains Ellie to the elders
"We understand. But this means we have much to offer them, as well. That's good, it gives us something to trade with. We will need to find a good way to handle this, however."

The elders nodded towards eachother while saying so. This was indeed good news for them. If their people would act as the sole healers of this world, that would give them massive clout.

They were not stupid, after all.

"For now, we should decide about the Michigan Police department's request" ~said one of the elders~ "They ask that we choose some of our own to act as city guards"
"Kopz" ~says Ellie
"What?"
"The term is kop, not city guard." ~she volunteers
"Right, that"

The elders talk about it for a while.

It is a cold winter evening. It is actually after dusk, but the wonderful electricity made it possible to have meetings after dark in comfort and warmth.

They were meeting at the head elder's house (Ellie's dad), so Ellie had been busy attending to them.

In the end, they chose 2 hunters (Ellie is one of them), 2 spiritualists, and a warrior.

They will begin their training in a few days.

***End Thread 02***

Let's stop here for today, guys. I have other stuff to do, but will remain online in case you want to ask questions, make suggestions and what not.

>>37444084
Hey OP, just found this quest and I'm digging it. Have you got a twitter feed?

>>37444166
MagSgamE

Also, just checked the archive. Apparently the thread 1 wasnt saved properly, dammit

>>37444084
thanks for running see ya next time.

>>37444199
nevermind, it was a server issue It seems it is properly saved after all

Link here in fact http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37283828/

Would you guys like to see more of anything in specific?

>In b4 ear scratching

>>37444235
well when we have to have our new elf cops patrol around the human parts of the town to get humans used to seeing elf's.

>>37444235
Elf buddy cop action would be cool. Even the day to day beat of policing with one would be pretty cool.

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>>37437198

Drawfag reporting. I can make a colored sketch of both, if you'd like, I just need a short description of both (unless you want them to look exactly the same). Here's a sample of my work.

>>37446118
Well, it seems Ellie will be Cedric's new partner, which works well for a new opening picture since that way they can still appear together.

For pic composition, I think the both of them sitting in a police car would work well. Hold on let me doodle something real quick-like

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>>37446450
Like this. As for descriptions, honestly I am really happy with the pics I found.

Cedric is a rather tall (2 meters 5cm) guy who is athletic without being muscular, and quite stiff. I imagine him being rather square on his appearance. Like Dexter from Dexter's lab, he just seems to be made of squares. Unlike Dexter, Cedric is quite tall, however.

Ellie is the typical newelf girl, from modern fiction, I guess? not tolkien-like untouchable perfect beauty you need to keep on a case and worship. She's more of a D&D adventuring ranger kind of elf. She has soft lines, but is not a thin and delicate tolkien elf beauty.

Honestly, like I said, I am really quite happy with the pic I got for her, but I would like her to have some (few) hair ornaments made of bone or colorful wood.

I like your idea of them just doing regular stuff, actually. Maybe instead of sitting behind the wheel, they could be walking side by side? helps showcase how much smaller Ellie is.

As for how small, I guess she would reach to about the beginning of Cedric's chest.

So:
Cedric~ rigid, tall and blocky
Ellie~ soft, petite and curvy

>>37446842
I thought it would be funny to have Ellie be just barely able to see over the car's counter, but while it seems funny, it really hides her too much.

>>37446869

Just put her on a phone book if you want to keep her short, or a seat that goes up or down.

>>37447167
hey man, didint see you today, You okay?

>>37447847

Was running my own first quest, a civ quest.

Subterran Faun bards.

Figured it was the easiest choice to figure out quest running, just ended up with a more unique civ and motivations then normal.

>>37448077
I wanted to run a civ quest, but when i was ready to do so, blindness struck and its too hard, keeping track of things when you cant see

So how did it go?

>>37448202

Pretty good actually.

>>37437007

Started with Faun, they had Shrooms as roadies, and then some dark elves as groupies.

Decided to keep that theme up.

They first did a show in the dorf fortress, flubbed the rolls, then spent most of the thread to prepare for a follow-up show in a small dorf fortress.

Layed on so many bonus's they will pick up a bunch of followers and gifts.

Whole thread decided to go with traveling underdark circus route instead of normal civ fighting.

>>37448292

It also showed how much effort is needed to write this stuff on the fly, if it is not short simple responses.

>>37448619
heh, but its fun

>>37448647

Yeah, I'll see if i can cut up a few simple stat sheets/cards for Eldric/Lyann and Mako too this week.

>>37446842

Alright, then.

>>37449749
goodnight, and thanks

>>37450339
I got up to tell the drawfag that I just had a pretty good idea (I think, but im a self centered type of guy, i guess). How about showing them sitting side by side, from behind, having coffee and donuts? you know, as breakfast before starting their shift.

That way its a warm friendly scene, and it can show the height difference nicely.