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>Intro Crap:

http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P

>>37424952
Call jaeger and plantbro let them know you'll be a bit. Going to save Yuki and pick up a snack. Don't fix the quail we'll just miss it. Also Azzy don't question our madness you'll hurt yourself.

>>37424952

> Call Caede and ask if she would like to go on a field trip
> Ask Plant Bro to catch our back with Jager. The exchange of goods for this service will be negotiated later.
Seriously, she would make the best tour guide.

>>37424952
>Chase after Yuuki, you need the thingy to make Sin-Fin either more or less sad!

123 easy as do-rei-mi

>>37425047

What does Plantbro even like? I mean, we never really pay attention to him. And now he's become a secretive teenager...

>>37424952
>Chase after Yuuki, you need the thingy to make Sin-Fin either more or less sad!
No time to call anyone, we probably won't be gone long.

>>37425003
>>37425110
>>37425007

Opinion to chucking Caede on the invite list? She's kind of a native and can help us make this clean. Also, if we do kill a hilarious number of people, we can earn some brownie points by helping her git gud.

>>37425305
Sure why not?

>>37425305
She's not a native at all, she's from a completely different circle of hell.

If anything, it might be seen as an invasion.

>>37425348

Well, she'd know more about the general layout and hierarchy of hell then we would, not to mention demonology and magic.

As for thoughts of her leading an invasion, I mean, last I checked I didn't think hell was at war with itself like in DND land.

>>37424952
[] Chase after Yuuki, you need the thingy to make Sin-Fin either more or less sad!
Damn I'm late.

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You nod. “Okay, can’t leave kids alone for too long as they tend to get in all sorts of ruckus when the grownups ain’t about.”

“Oh? Like what?” Asmodeus wonders.

“Unprotected handholding! Wild hair ruffling! They may even make their—their.” You feel your face heat up and you hold your cool hands against the hot skin. “They could make their tails touch!”

Asmodeus puts a hand over her mouth as if she were scandalized. “My word, didn’t they learn not to do such things in the schools?”

You wave your hand dismissively. “Nah, they are too afraid of getting sued so they don’t go into that sort of stuff.” You feel like your face is cooling down a little, but speaking of such debauchery has made you feel all bashful. Damn them and their childlike ignorance of the consequences in life!

“So you want to go in and get them?” Asmodeus asks.

“Too right you. Can you give me a pass so I can just scoot on by?” You wonder.

“Why on earth would I have something like that?” She wonders.

“Well, I mean, you run the place right?” You tilt your head.

She shrugs. “Honestly I just made the rules and let them debauch and debase themselves to their liking. I have no more sway over them than you might have over the setting of the sun. I just let them do their own thing unless I need them for something. Then I break them until they listen.”

Helpful. “Well let me borrow your phone for a tick. I have to tell my family I may not be home for supper.” You say.
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Asmodeus directs you to her phone and you quickly dial plantbro’s number. “Oi, Matilda. I got to go find some folks who are able to give us magical cloth to make adorable clothes for Sin-Fin. Shouldn’t take too long. Just pop off for a bit, stop the kids from doing perverted things, then go back home in time for quail. Don’t eat the quail without me, if you do I’ll cry.” You hang up.

“So are you ready to go?” Asmodeus asks.

“Should I bring Caede? She has to know something about hell, right?” You ask.

“Well not my layer, no. She might know a little about Beelzebub’s layer, but we are fairly different in terms of realms.” She explains.

Hm, every second you delay is another second they are ruff—ruffling tails. You go red and look up. “Don’t say that out loud! I’m a girl! It's bloody embarrassing!” You object.

Sorry.

Chase after Yuuki?

[] Yes, go now and give them the talk!
[] Hold on, call someone else and try to get a party going
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>>37425733
>[] Yes, go now and give them the talk!
Just Risa Cat and Sad Fin

>>37425733

> Yes, go now and give them the talk!
Don't give them the talk, Risa. Neither of them have tails.

>>37425733
[] Yes, go now and give them the talk!
Drag sin with.

>>37425733
[] Yes, go now and give them the talk!

>>37425733
>[] Yes, go now and give them the talk!
Oah hey, it's HQR.

>>37425787

Well, Risa would have the skinny on whether or not dragon girl has a tail, but I'm not sure how much of her was scales and horns. Is it even consider lewd to touch scaly tail? Is that a thing?

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“Right. Come along Sin-Fin! I need someone to ride along in my side car.” You imagine Sin-Fin in a helmet with those aviator goggles, and a long cape riding along on your side car as both of you go out to fight crime. It’s adorable.

“Well I do hope you enjoy yourselves. Bring me back a souvenir won’t you?” Asmodeus asks as Sin-Fin stands up and slowly shuffles over to you. Why would she want something from her own world?

Anyway you stand in front of the door and take a deep breath. You nod then throw it open and step out into the dark pit of the underworld! Where light dare not tread! Where even the greatest of knights wouldn’t—okay, I’m done. It’s bright, the streets are illuminated by what seems like an endless row of flashing signs and promises of every sort of pleasure known to man and many more unknown. You see people staggering around in various outfits, or lack of clothing in many cases.

You see one man stumble out of a building with nothing on, and his body covered in fluids you can smell from here. His eyes are glassed over, but before you can shoot him with a laser for not washing up mate, a winged creature swoops down. It tackles him into a back alley and you hear him scream as something horrid begins feeding.

The lights go on for what seems like forever, with the sky being lit not by the moon or sun but by the endless artificial lights. You see a pretty bitching fountain in front of a casino where it seems everyone is winning. They are winning so much and so often that there becomes no meaning in it anymore. All around you the various wants, the need for physical sensation is tearing apart the minds and souls of all those trapped here. You think you can faintly smell Yuuki’s energy wandering around and going into different buildings. You walk down the street with Sin-Fin in tow, and you note that no one even seems to notice her, seems she is coming up blank.
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A naked bloke tries to rub against you, but you knee him in the knob, then send out enough energy to turn his head into pulp, and people give you your distance for now. You sniff around, and unfortunately the sulfur and raw [Lust] in the dimension is screwing up your sense of smell. You have narrowed down where he might have gone to a few places.

[] Go into the brothel looking building
[] Into the building surrounded by people torn to shreds
[] The building with the bars in it
[] Other, please specify
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>>37426326
>[] Into the building surrounded by people torn to shreds
its Yuuki or something to eat! a win win

>>37426326
>The building with the bars in it
Yuki would almost certainly be placed in the no fun zone.

Also, ask Sin-Fin how she's doing.

>>37426326

> Go into the brothel looking building
He might have thought it was an inn what with the friendly staff and expensive, but comfortable rooms available for rent...

>>37426372
You make a compelling argument, whatever is in jail is probably going to stay in jail, but whatever tore those people apart might not still be lurking there.

Let's give it a shot.

Also, I don't think people were ready for a late session.

>>37426326

We should get Ryoko a souvenir while we're here.

>>37426465
but AE announced it was happening on Wednesday

>>37425733
>yes, go now and give them the talk

Huh, I wonder if we can use Yuki's power to de worm Akira?

>>37426326
>building surrounded by soylent shred.

>>37426326
[] Into the building surrounded by people torn to shreds

>>37426485
souvenirs for everyone, if we remember.

>>37426569
Really it would be more of a soylent slaw.

Soylent Green is Risa's kind of people

Where is everyone tonight?

>>37427211

First week of class for some, the beginning of a busy long weekend for others. Mostly the absences probably lie in the sort of irregular time we had of things last week. This, for HQR has been a pretty long pause, and the early semester rush probably pushed it out of most people's minds.

>>37427211
I think they might have figured there wouldn't be a thread tonight and are doing something else?

Or they were offended by the very idea of AE making his own duck ride, but I find that phenomenally unlikely.

>>37427240
Fair point.

Risa, I hope you can function on only a handful of the usual screaming inside your noggin.

>>37427297
we'll just have to be extra mean to each other!

You..you rapscallion!

>>37427319
Oh yeah. Well then sir I must gladly inform you that you are a pamplemoose upon which I only begrudgingly lay eyes upon. I think even your own mother would scarce spare you a glance if she didn't have to.

How was that?

>>37427319

How dare you insult that other anon, you.. you brigand! Why, it tempts me to show you what for with a round of verbal jousting! Have at thee!

>>37427350
>>37427357
Your mendacity is rivaled only by your glad-handing.

I believe you two are incapable of distinguishing between red-orange and orange-red!

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You decide to check out the building surrounded by torn apart bodies. You grab Sin-Fin’s hand because honestly you very much doubt that she would follow you under her own volition if she had it in her, and then gingerly step over gore piles. “So how are you doing?” You ask.

“Same as al…ways” She replies looking up at you, then looking back down at her feet. “My feet are squishing.”

“Yes, yes I believe your feet are squishing. That will probably go away in time.” You explain. “So you don’t feel anything special here?”

She glances around, and you think that if she could she would be sweating up a storm. “Do you want me to feel som…ething? I will if you tell me… to.” She ellipsed between the m and the e, how did she do that?!

“Nah, it’s fine.” You say and walk into the building.

The building is just as bloody inside. It is shaped like a stadium of some sort with a large pit in the middle with bleachers along the walls. The thick stench of body fluids wafts over you and you almost gag. In the middle of the ring are people in various states of undress doing weird things with their hips. You tilt your head confused as one of them bites the fingers off of a woman trying to eat another guy but not biting? You do not understand. A woman, a demon actually, with dark violet skin and large bat wings stands over them screaming. You sonido over and tap her on the shoulder getting her attention.

She is wearing patches of human skin, all of them held to her own violet skin by needles or nails of some sort. You are uncertain where the boundary between needle and finishing nail really ends and begins, but they seem thick and twisted. “Oi, mate!” You shout over the din of debauchery under you.

Her sharp clawed hand comes at you and your chest breaks into a large mouth. You bite down on her arm by the wrist and hold her. “You see some human bloke come by here with this dragon bint?”
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>>37427357
Sir or Madam, whilst I appreciate you coming to my defense, I must insist that I am wholly capable of my own defense. Though to your own point, or lack there of, I ask you to stand down. Were either of you to engage in your proposed verbal joust, I fear injury would be upon you from your shared incompetence.

More impressive, though, is that you would render such harm upon yourselves unarmed in a battle of wit.

Too much?

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“Hurt us more! Become one!” She shouts.

You send out your angelic energy and she hisses in pain. “He left! They left us in fear! They sought the land of peace! The gateway through hell! Release me!” She says.

You tilt your head then do so. “Where is that at?” You wonder.

“Into the womb of succubi.” She says blowing on her arm.

You nod then look at her strangely. You nod a few more times then snap your fingers. “Like your piercings by the way mate, how much that run you?”

No piercings or you can’t donate plasma. “Damn my need to save a lives.” You conclude.

“That—thank you?” She asks.

You do the snapping wink thing then leave the hall, certain you have Yuuki’s trail now. “Womb is a… strange word.” Sin-Fin explains, perhaps making conversation.

“So is lascivious.” You continue.

“Also bana..na.” She continues.

You finally feel relieved to have a topic of conversation and keep it up until you get to the womb place. It is disgusting, of course. Like a great pulsing hive mixed with oozing zits. You see a pool of sticky fluid at the base of the tower. The pool bubbles and something like a bloated insect with a rigged pulsing stinger crawls out of it. Weak bat wings twitch, and finally it gains flight and starts to fly off. You see several rows of breasts along its stomach, and you smell the faint hint of sulfur and azzy go juice. That is a baby succubus. Succubutt. Ha, we’re funny.

Yuuki’s energy seems to go inside. You smell them pretty close actually, and they seem to be fighting. What do you do?

[] Wait to see who wins
[] Go in after them and drag them back!
[] Other, please specify
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>>37427559
>[] Go in after them and drag them back!

>>37427559
Cheer him on, ask Sin-Fin to do so as well.

See if it makes him stronger.

>>37427422
Sir, do not project upon me your own subjective color blindness.

Rather cast your eyes upon a wax coated mirror that you may groom yourself while sparring the glass, and your own eyes, the horrid detail.

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>>37427240
I tried to give warning I was running. Hm, too little too late I wonder? Oh well, I have an end point in mind for tonight so we can play till at least then!
>>37427257
I threw d10s at the dick, then rode it with an angry lumberjack face!

>>37427559
>Go in after them and drag them back!
Who's them? Yuki and the baby succubus? Or Yuki and the Dragon Princess?

>>37427611
ha ha ha ha

>>37427622
Yuuki and dragon princess! A young man doesn't leave a lady behind! They are fighting probably succubutts

>>37427559

> Front row seats
> Bring popcorn

>>37427559
>Go in after them, drag em back or cheer Yuki on.

>>37427559
>[] Go in after them and drag them back!

>>37427559
>[] Go in after them and drag them back!

clothes now!

passion for fashion!

>>37427559

We might have to smack Yuki up a little after we catch him. I honestly don't care if he wants to run off, but Azzy hinted that he called her a monster, and I suspect that actually hurt Azzy pretty bad.

>>37427840
I mean, she was turning the dragon princess into furniture.

>>37427840
Sounds fine.

Also what should we bring Azzy? A baby succubut? A Window? A thread?

>>37427896
And? We were going to make her food, so sounds merciful.

>>37427840
Yuki, Azzy isn't a monster. She's just not a human. Can't hold her to the same scale. Now me? Complete monster, and that's okay. I'm right and squared away with myself. Hell, I'd be willing to her a quid that I'm a better person now than when I was alive; but that's apples and oranges.

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>>37427896
bondage furniture?

>>37427896

Yeah, I know, and I really can't say his stance is wrong on the whole, "raping someone into furniture" business. Hell, I'd probably take his side, but he did hurt Azzy's feelings. Two wrongs don't make a right and all that jazz.

>>37427900
Let's bring a baby Succubutt for Caede. She's always hungry and could use the stress relief. We'll bring a sex ready tortured soul for Ryoko. And we'll see if we can't find a proper Nazi commander among the dead here to bring to Jägerbombs so she can put a few soul bullets in him for revenge.

That us assuming the Thule society didn't find a way to escape hell...then any goose steppers we find would just be rabble.

>>37428002

If you read back through the previous threads, Azure makes mention of the dragon princess being bound down on hands and knees and forced to act like a coffee table while she sobbed helplessly. Azzy flipped a switch when we left, making her scream in a mixture of ecstasy and pain.

I mean, as a player I can dig it, but I can also dig that the guy whose all about JUSTICE wouldn't be cool with that.

>>37428073
Too true. Yuki is a soft hearted heroic sort of boy. Kinda wish he and Ryouichi had the chance to meet. If only for sonny boy to have an Aneurism after dealing with Yuki.

>>37428145
pretty sure Ryouichi would try to fuck him or be fucked by him...

>>37428021

Giving Caede a screaming demon baby might not be the best present, but I don't know kids these days.

As for Ryoko, I'd rather get her a gift that's hilarious, like the perfect vibrator that runs on its owner's innocence. It'd be insanely addictive, but run its course after a while as the person ran out of innocence to burn. Her using it would also have a chance at making Granny notice us, so she finally has an excuse to appear in the story.

>>37428244
Well, not to raise. I imagine the little gluttony fly girl would chow down on its succulent list filled demons meats.

Or would the equivalent of Succubutt veal not appeal to her pallet. Do we need to find her an Ara Ara Succubutt. One who would worry Caede might find her too tough to eat, but still be blushing proud she could still even be considered a meal?

>>37428073
Still not... really sure how that falls under Asmodeus's already stretched desire to respect free will.

Is it because Dragon Princess isn't a human?

>>37428210
Yeah I always forget she turned into a cheap whore while Risa was a rock.

>>37428447
She's breaking it manually instead of just going in and shutting it off. She is giving the princess the chance to intellectually and emotionally resist.

Or, I dunno. I cannot into angel brains

>>37428440

I think Caede would probably keep a baby succubutt as a pet rather than eat it. She's far sighted enough to see the, shall we say, possibilities.

>>37428447

Pretty much hits the nail on the head as I see it. Azzy can't really cut loose on people, and there are few enough supernatural beings attractive enough to catch her interest and durable enough to entertain her before they break. Princess just had the bad luck of getting caught (and before we find out she's a masochist and has been loving every minute of it).

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You decide to check out what’s going on down there. You safely wrap Sin-Fin in a tail then dash into the engorged building. You cover yourself with energy and turn into something like a top of death as you go through the masses of demons. Your hands flash out and you pick pockets as you ago, well pick ultra thin thongs made of human flesh, and go through the levels easily. You hit the ground and see Yuuki glowing with energy. “Huh, I don’t like fighting women, but you leave me no choice! My new super attack! Ultimate rainbow dragon spiral!” He shouts and his fist fires out something like a drill of go juice flashing every color of the rainbow.

The demons get torn through as the dragon princess trembles behind him. You tilt your head and decide that is a silly name for an attack, so you shake your head sadly. You run over to Yuuki as he gives the dragon princess a thumbs up. You slam a fist into the back of his head then pick him up. Ryuu-hime looks at you with wide eyes, and you can tell that she remembers you. “N—no! I will not return to her!” She says.

“Mind your gob slag.” You command and fill her with electricity before putting her on your shoulder. You sonido out of the building and follow your faint energy trail back to the building you came out of and sigh. That was easy. Yuuki suddenly struggles and you throw him down. “What are you on about then?”

“You can’t take us back there! She is a monster!” He objects.

“Well, more like just not human.” You say.
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“Please! Please, she keeps hurting me. I can’t stand it. What do you want? If you name your price I will pay you and you can just let us go! Say you never found us!” Ryuuhime says. “If I go back there I don’t think I can take it.”

“Yeah, let us just stay here! We won’t cause any trouble for you!” Yuuki says.

Seems they want to stay, or at least stay away from Asmodeus

[] Sure, whatever, just gimme the cloth. I won’t take you back
[] Smack them and take them to azzy. How dare they call your friend a monster!
[] Other, please specify
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>>37428603
Oh come on, she isn't a bad person.

>>37428603
>Sure, whatever, just gimme the cloth. I won’t take you back
"Act now, and pledge eternal loyalty to me, and I'll see if I can't take you somewhere slightly better!"

Do this only if we can Garganta.

>>37428603
How about staying at the shrine? Just no tail touching you two! Speaking of that* incomprehensible argument.*

>>37428603

> "Right, first things first, came here for your cloth."
> "Second thing, like hell I'm letting you stay here. Got some pals in Asgard who owe me a solid and who'll keep you lot safe and moral"
> "That's only if you apologize to Azzy mate. She ain't perfect, but she tries."

>>37428603
>take cloth, bring them back to the shrine

>Yuki is too important a resource to lose.

>even if he's thick

>>37428658
She is. She really really is.

It's just... she's not nearly as bad as she -could- be, most of the time.

And that's more than good enough for the likes of us.

>>37428603
We'll take him to the Shine. Two conditions. She gives us that cloth thing and Yuki helps us figure out that humanity shit. He seems to have it down pat.

>>37428682
Huh, a good idea. We just gotta smooth the loss of a coffee table over with Azzy

>>37428670

Asgard. The Norse Pantheon is an entire realm full of bros ready to fight for justice. He's sort of like a berserker anyway, and they would probably put up with another "Pagan" deity seeking asylum from Azzy.

>>37428670
>>37428698
We kiiiiiiiind of killed and ate her dad.

She might not see us as a better option. Also, afraid of hurting Azzy's feelings.

>>37428698
His instructions will be so incomprehensible we'll have to be able to understand it!

>>37428603
>>37428698
Seconded. I want to see Yuki try to explain humanity to Risa. That sounds ridiculous.

>>37428733
Could work, though I feel like that could increase the fetch quest into getting Asmodeus something nice from the Nine Realms.

>>37428719

We should make Yuki convince Azzy to let Hime go. He's the one whose trying to protect her, he can shoulder the burden.

>>37428668
You can not garganta out of here, no.

>>37428796
Could work.

>>37428825
Then the only way out of here is with Asmodeus's permission. They might be too scared of her that they'd rather just stay here, though I don't see that working out for them even if they have love.

>>37428603
>[] Other, please specify

"Name calling is impolite!"

I don't think Azzy particularly cares if they stay with or not...

>>37428846
It'd need to be something that wouldn't piss off Odin or the Frost King though, because I'm addicted to people having a positive opinion of us despite our being awful.

>>37428796
that fetch quest episode of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was my favorite

>>37428825

Looking a little muddy here, as to whether to pack Yuki off to the shrine or send him to Asgard. Want to throw up a secure vote to narrow it down?

I looks like people want to take them both to Asgard in exchange for the cloth, and try to convince azzy to give up her table.

>>37428989
First we've gotta see if Yuki is willing to stand up to Asmodeus enough (and apologize) to try and get him and his princess to leave.

Also, he has his own house you know.

Here's the thing. If Azzy says no, do we argue with her? I don't think I can bring myself to do that.

>>37429040

Works for me, Yuki's just gotta stand up to Azzy first and make amends.

>>37429040
Well... I don't know, we've really got a good thing with Asmodeus and I don't wanna strain that.

I don't really like her mad at us, and not just because when she's mad she'll murder us horribly.

>>37429040
we'll go table shopping! make a day of it!

maybe something Mahogany ?

>>37429068
The only thing that I think might work is if Yuki asks the Dragon Princess to marry him.

I don't know, I feel like we should get the cloth and then ask Yuki if he's okay staying here or if he wants to apologize to Asmodeus and try and get somewhere better.

Check Sin-Fin for any input.

>>37429128
>marrying a table

that's just silly

>>37429040
>>37429128

I'll second encouraging Sin Fin to speak up. As a person whose dealt with the pain of maternal struggles and someone who understands tragedy, I think she could offer good insight into how Yuki could appease Azzy.

>>37429157
And yet, I'm not sure what else would work.

It's like, I kind of would like to see Yuki more often, not just because it might upset Jager to learn that he's trapped to inevitably succumb to a sexy yet horrible death, but I like Asmodeus so much more.

>>37429196

I'm honestly not sure whether Azzy cares too much about Hime escaping. The thing that seemed to bother her much more was that Yuki took her without asking. I think if he apologizes, she'll be content to see the two elope into happiness. After all, she can probably dig NTR.

>>37429427

The fact that it's effectively NTR where your estranged, adoptive son runs off with your table to get married in violent space Canada just adds a deliciously overcomplicated plot to the whole thing.

We should offer them residence in our little realm if Azzy stopped caring. Just to see what happens if people stay there over an extended period of time.

>>37429616
our universe could use a table...

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it has been almost a year since Jager in Wonderland

>>37429667
I miss the threads where we fuck about in canon land

>>37429465

> But you don't understand, I love her!
> No son of mine is sticking his dick into a half finished coffee table and calling it done! I didn't save you from the Nazi mad scientists for this!
> You aren't my real mother, and our love is as pure as the virgin snow. You can't stop us! We're eloping!
> You're right. You are no son of mine! Go, go and have your strange affair in violent space Canada! Just get out of my sight!

>>37429685
You forgot the part where we eat the table.

>>37429706
Lewd

>>37429706

We'd have to grow an extremely terrible mustache and put on an eyepatch first. I'm imagining a sort of extremely fucked up TV soap opera affair here.

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“Gimme your magic cloth thing and we will try and get you into protective custody with some Asgard. To make it work Yuuki has to first say he is sorry to Asmodeus fer callin’ her a monster. Hurt her feelings right proper you did.” You say.

“Well she is a monster.” He objects.

“She’s a lady! Mind you a bit sour after a few centuries being a bad guy, but she’s a nice sort,” no, she is nice to you, there is a difference. “Say you’re sorry and she won’t be cross.”

“My cloth? That—That is all you desire?” Dragon bint asks. “Then I will be free from her? She won’t bind me any further?” She asks to which you roll your hand get on with it. “Here! Take it, it is no good to me now!”

She hand you a cloth as soft as clouds, as gentle as sea foam, and nearly lighter than air. It coils around your fingers and you are concerned it will slip through your fingers like water. You stuff it in Inventory and—Hey inventory, been a while. What you been up to?

~S’tuff

Good talk! “Well come on then, let’s go talk to azzy.” You say and enter the club.

Heavy bass slams against your skin and you try to avoid passing out from the perverse smells that waft in. You look back at your tail and ask “Hey, any tips for dealing with her Sin-Fin?”

You feel something ruffle in your tails then see the dour face of Sin-Fin through your soft fluffy sexness. “She is hard to… deal with. Of all the fallen she is able to best pretend to be… human but she is… not. It makes it all the more terri…fying when she finally behaves as she want…s.”

“Oh yeah? So she is that good at faking it huh?” You wonder.
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She glances around. “Solomon was in love with… her. She gave him a kingdom then tore it and him ap…art.” She snuggles into your tails. “When a human acts as an an…gel they might be considered insane. Then if an angel acts like a person then does that make them cra…zy?” She asks, and you have to admit it is a good question. Why didn’t she teach philosophy at the school?

“They didn’t have that course at the high school level.” You reply. Well they should have!

You enter Asmodeus’ room with the kids in tow and see her smiling gently as she reclines on the sofa. “Well now welcome back! It doesn’t look like you had any trouble.”

“Well, got something to say?” You ask.

Yuuki frowns. “I’m sorry for calling you a monster.”

“Well, it’s fine isn’t it?” Asmodeus asks.

“Anyway, I was thinking of taking these lot out of here, that okay?” You wonder.

“Eh? But Ryuuhime is mine.” Asmodeus objects.

“Well, yeah, but I mean she says she doesn’t want to be in here anyway, and Yuuki will just try to break her out of here again right? So it’s no big deal.” You say.

“It’s quite a big deal. She is mine.” She replies.

“She is a person!” Yuuki explains.

“You say that like it should hold some bearing on my decision.” She replies with that same gentle smile.

“I gave you the cloth! Please!” Ryuuhime says shivering as she takes a few steps back. “I can’t go back. Please don’t make me stay here.”

“Don’t worry, it will be okay.” Yuukui says and glares at Asmodeus. “This isn’t right!”

Well. Well shit. Azzy doesn’t seem to be relenting

[] You are pretty strong, you can probably break them both out of here if you go all out! Fear the Risa jet!
[] Well, damn. Toss Ryuuhime to Asmodeus
[] Reason with her? (How?)
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>37429816
[] Reason with her? (How?)
Flip a coin?

>>37429816

> "Azzy, love, you're acting a bit on the strange side of things."
> "Frankly don't give much of a piss about dragon girl here, but think about what you're doin'."
> "Boy's crazy for the dame and if you break her, chances are you're gonna have to break the boy too."
> "How's that work into the whole freedom of choice thing, you're always on about?"

>>37429816
Uhhhhhh...

Fuck, I've got nothing. Can't offer her a new table, this is a collector's item.

What sort of reasoning can you offer the angel of lust?

>>37429816
Azzy Mate this is going to give you a massive headache. You know Yuki won't stop and he's going to continually piss in your cheerios until he frees her. Boy really like her tail I guess. Sides he's choosing she's choosing make em promise to visit every so often. Hear grow fonder and all that mess.

>>37429816
>[] Reason with her? (How?)
offer to find a new table? a trade?

>>37429816
>[] Reason with her? (How?)
"Is there anything you want that I could trade for the dragon bint"

>>37429816

>[X] Reason with her?

Well, I mean, we kind of get the possessive thing. It's a thing we had too. But if you like your things, you have to respect their uh

Their uh

That thing they do. With the feelings and the wants and the needs. That needs respecting. Why not just let them run off and see what happens? You didn't even care that much when she was gone, and there's better tables to be gotten. We could probably ask Jager to invent a better table.

>>37429816
"He seems to want to make her his, and of course since you do own her, and took him in, he's willing to give you a betrothal gift in return. I'll chip in?

Look, if something bad happens to this kid Jager will hate herself even more and that means I'll have to spend even more time making sure she doesn't kill herself or something."

>>37429885

> "Also, Yuki, the hell? Calling that an apology? Heard more sincerity from me when I apologized for eating Shiba's koi fish last week. She kept you safe from Mendel, Boffrod sodding Mendel, who would have done far worse than what was done to Hime hear. That all you got to say on the matter?"

>>37429885
Pretty sure that'd be his choice to stand up to her, and thus what happens as a result is simply causality following free will.

B-but Azzy is always so kind! She can't possibly be a monster!

>>37429816
you'd think the fallen of lust would be into NTR...

>>37429990
This was pretty much why I didn't want to do this, and only wanted to offer to let them leave if we could do it through other means.

Now we're fucked, because I'd rather not kill Yuki, but Asmodeus is the best.

...Really wish it wasn't so easy to find him and the dragon princess, then we could have had some fun adventures in lustland before 'no right move' happens again.

>>37429996
Her lust. Not others.

She's fine when she's taking.

We could always murder Yuuki. Just throwing it out there.

>>37430089
I'm kinda curious what would happen if we took his magic shounen belt and put it on SinFin.

Would it make her fail constantly? Do nothing? Make everyone else around her fuck up horribly? Her shades would actually succeed in killing her? Shift to work through the power of SAD and become more pumped than ever?

>>37430089
1. Might upset Jager
2. He might have insightful Shonen knowldge to drop on us. Either to find our humanity.. or to.. save Akria? maybe some one said that. Either way it might be worth checking.
3. He would probably be a useful scrub.

>>37430089
But then Jager will be sad because it was her idea to stash Yuuki with Asmodeus in the first place.

And she won't even be mad at us, it'd just make her hate herself more. And that's unacceptable.

We should have left them in lustworld, even if it means we'd never see them in the quest again.

>>37430133
>>37430145
what if and now this is a big what if, what if we don't tell her?

>>37430198
>Risa being capable of hiding something from Jager

>>37430215
We hid other stuff from her. I think.

She probably wouldn't care about it now but it seemed like a big deal at the time.

>>37430198
That's not a tenable solution.

>>37430198
She's not stupid. She'd find out.

>Risa keeping anything from Jager, Ever.
"I.. didn't eat the orphanage." You smirk. Yeah that'll work you're one clever ca-

"Risa you're still covered in gore and a child's shoelace is hanging out of your mouth."

>>37430215
we never told Jager about how we threatened to kill that secret agent's sister

>>37429816

> Go right ahead then. Try to take her back. Just realize you'll have to kill the boy first. Then what? Who's gonna explain to Jager what happened to him when you promised to keep him safe? It ain't gonna be me, that's for sure.

>>37430243
Who?

>>37430261
back during the visit to the ski resort.

before Mendel introduced herself

>>37430249
She'll bullshit that it was unavoidable and while she'd not like to see Jager sad she would like losing one of her things less. Blah blah blah, I'm actually a monster I'm just nice to you because you're my friend, did you forget about the horrible creature I am because of a pretty face?

>>37430284

Azzy is in Risa mode right now. She is thinking of Hime as one of her things that is being taken for nothing. Bartering might work.

>>37430249
That's a bit too hostile. I mean I still like Asmodeus more than Yuuki.

I'd just rather have Yuuki be dead.

Limiting everything we do because "what if Jager finds out" is silly. She expects a certain degree of insanity and monstrous behavior out of us. We can get away with doing lots of things short of trying to destroy absolutely everything just because.

>>37430317
>Bartering might work.
Makes sense. This is a fetch quest after all.

I wonder what Azzy wants in trade.

>>37430344
But Jager is in a bad way right now, and this could make her a lot worse.

>>37430374
One of the few things we can't trade.

She wants to tear off one of Risa's tails. Which for Jager.. I might vote for.. but for Azzy? And when she's being spiteful? No way.

>>37430344
they act like Jager has a Panopticon or something...

>>37430374

So, calm her down with all the reasons getting violent is a bad idea and then make Yuki ask her what she wants in exchange?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>37430454
That could work.

...or she gets horribly offended that we're trying to buy one of her things because angel reasons.

>>37430490
We're fucked regardless, and Azzy is likely to be cross with us for a while regardless of what happens next.

>>37430490

That would be kind of retarded.

>>37429816
[x] Reason with her? (How?)
What about the freedom of choice that she considers so important? Or is it only people are allowed to make choices but not act on them if it's counter to what Asmodeus wants?

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“Look Azzy, mate, you’re acting weird.” You say.

She tilts her head. “Hm? I disagree. I think I am acting perfectly normal. Rather, you are the one acting strange. Why are you telling me to give up something that is mine? Why are you acting like I am the one in the wrong here?”

“Look they clearly want each other. May even get married! Listen, just have the promise to visit every once and a while and it will all be okay!” You say and you see her furrow her eyebrows.

Maybe you managed to get through to her! Something something humanity something! She sighs and you think she looks a little lonely. “You really don’t understand me at all.” Her tone is rather sad you think.

Suddenly her eyes flash and you see a hard edge to them that wasn’t there before. “No. I will not let Ryuuhime go. She is mine, by all rights.”

“Well Yuuki won’t make it easy for you, will he? He will keep on coming back trying to get her back and that will be a headache all on its own won’t it?” You wonder.

“Yeah! I’ll never stop until she is free!” He shouts, and you believe him because of his Shonen grit.

You see her smile fondly, then her mouth goes wide and the room flashes red. You blink and Yuuki is slammed into the wall, the six red wings behind her flashing and crackling with electricity. “Isn’t that fine?” She wonders.
(1/2?)

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Yuuki throws a strike more powerful than you have ever seen him throw, but Azzy shimmers, the blast goes through her, then she slams him into the ground. “Listen close young man. I am going to hurt her now. Because you took her out and tried to break free I am going to make her suffer agonies unimaginable. I am going to bring her so close to breaking that she will beg me for death. I may even kill her albeit momentarily. Then I am going to fix her, I am going to make sure she gets everything she needs, then I am going to be even crueler to her. The reason I am going to do this is because you are weak. You are too weak to stop me.”

“N—No!” Ryuuhime turns and runs and suddenly the ground swells and catches her.

The strange warped building begins to tear into her and abuse her in ways you never thought of. Asmodeus lifts Yuuki’s head and makes him watch with a twisted, villainous smile. He struggles, but just as Azzy said, he is too weak to beat her. After making him watch for a little while she pulls him close. “Do you hate me? Do you want to kill me? Do you hate your own powerlessness?” She asks.

“I’ll kill you.” Yuuki promises. “Even if I have to crawl out of hell, I swear I will become stronger and destroy you.”

“Isn’t that fine?” Asmodeus asks with a laugh. “Go ahead, try and do it. For every moment you long for strength, every instant you beg anyone to give you power, every time your hate for me, your pain towards this sight prods you forward know that it is a beautiful song of [Lust] being sung in tribute to me.” She replies.

“I hate you” He says.

“Nothing makes me happier.” She replies

Things are getting out of hand.

[] Step in. You still might be able to break them out if you go full throttle.
[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>37430575
>[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen
I want to watch.

>>37430575
I thought most of us wanted to offer a trade?

God damnit, I thought this would be fun but the actual fetch quest was over before it began, and now we've blown it with Asmodeus.

>>37430575
Well if you're interested in humanity you may want to save the girl and the kid... right about now. No guarantees though.

>>37430575
>[] Other, please specify
Get Belphy to calm his little sis down!

>>37430627
Azzy doesn't want a trade. I thought that was obvious.

>>37430575

> Just stand back. Let what happens happen.

Guess we're pretty much fucked no matter what we say.

>>37430627
Azzy doesn't want a trade. Azzy doesn't even want to trade a little

>>37430627

As it turns out, everything that we try to do results in everything getting out of hand and escalating to dangerous situations.

It's getting a little tiring, honestly.

>>37430575
>[x] Step in. You still might be able to break them out if you go full throttle.
As fun as things with Azzy have been, we never really considered what she really is, and what actually are to her.

>>37430644
We didn't offer, we instead tried reasoning with her like a human, which anyone with a brain would know wouldn't work.

>>37430643
Yeah not gonna happen. Sin-Fin won't do anything either.

>>37430675
>We didn't offer
Nothing we offer would be enough. Trying for a trade was completely pointless.

>>37430575
>[] Step in. You still might be able to break them out if you go full throttle.

>>37430643
You are a special kind of retarded.

He either: Gives no fucks effort is awful or won't calm her down the dragon thing is hers after all.

>>37430665

Well, I guess we'll end the light-hearted, fun shenanigans here then.

>>37430670
Yes we have? I knew Asmodeus was really like this for a while now, it wasn't exactly hidden. I just wish she wouldn't be so stubborn in this specific instance. Like fuck, I'd really rather not risk damaging our bond with Asmodeus even more for the sake of this kid, but this is just lame.

>>37430575
>[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen
Let's be honest, we really didn't like Yuuki anyway.

>>37430575
>[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen

>>37430643
This isn't xD Lol Azzy'z mad clma dwn!

They're fallen angels. They're monsters.

>>37430575
>[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen

the important thing is we got the cloth

>>37430575
"But Azzzzzzzzzzzy, if you do that, and Jager finds out, then she'll feel even worse about herself. And not in a way that can drive her to better herself or even end herself, it'll just make her care about everything that much less. And that means that when I inevitably keep hanging out with you because you're still a good friend of mine and are the snazziest, part of me will still feel bad and that'll mean I'm able to enjoy things fractionally less than I otherwise would have."

>>37430720

So we just stand here and let Yuuki get argled by Azzy. That may not sit well with Jager or any other person who was interested in him.

Or we intervene and risk making an enemy of Azzy, who is one of our allies in a situation where we desperately need them.

I guess we need to decide *how* we want to get fucked in this situation, not *if*.

>>37430667
It was not a good idea to tell Azzy that you wanted to take her table because of the reasons you gave.

Looks like standing back is winning? Writing based on that

>>37430766
>>37430737
>>37430729
>>37430652
Why do you care about Azzy? She just straight up sighed and said you don't get me Risa! So she's really lacking on the friend aspect now. Worse We're about to lose the little shit.

Jager just wanted us all fallen are monsters after they're own agendas.

>>37430766
>>37430729
>>37430737
But Sin-Fin might not want to wear anything made from such a thing, especially because it'd mean we broke a promise, and she always keeps hers even when she shouldn't, so the whole fetch quest was pointless. The past two threads were pointless.

>>37430575
>[] Just stand back. Let what happens happen
Never liked yuki much anyway. I feel bad for the dragon chick but its not like risa can't see where azzy's coming from. We would flip all the tables too if somebody tried to take our things/friends

>>37430808
Why do you care about Yuuki?

And don't just go "BUT JAAAAAAGER!" because that's bullshit.

>>37430809
>>37430808
This is going to be one of those horribly things that goes down, then everyone freaks out and bitches that they couldn't have possibly known there were consequences.

>>37430808
>>37430809

I didn't know Yuuki had fans

>>37430783
well, here's the thing. We can just not tell her. And tell Sin-fin not to mention it to Jager. No one ever has to know.

>>37430808
oh, So YOU want to fight the insanely powerful fallen angel?

>>37430729
Yeah, but going back on an agreement is definitely going to take us away from getting part of our humanity back.

Not to mention, Jager is unlikely to be happy about it, and Sin-Fin isn't going to appreciate us breaking an agreement to get her something.

>>37430804
We didn't even come to a clear consensus on what reasons to give, there wasn't much agreement.

Like I knew human reasons like the one you wrote Risa saying wouldn't work, but we didn't really have time for much else before she went full aggressive.

This sucks.

>>37430809

I beg to differ. Now we're going to have a lot more people dying and possibly hating us! Isn't this fun?

>>37430840
Because he's got some sort of untapped power and relevance to the plot that we've totally ignored.

He could hold the keys to some sort of level up. I'm worried this is going to dick things up down the line.

>>37430848
No I want to snag Yuki and get the fuck out.

>>37430818
>We would flip all the tables too if somebody tried to take our things/friends
Judging by how these people seem to want to do, I'm betting Azure would have her be pissy but do nothing and then they'd all vote to calm down and act like a human instead of flipping out because (Jager doesn't like us acting bad / maybe it'll unlock humanity path / [current situation] would be tainted by such an inhuman display]

>>37430804

Thread's turned a bit sour. Hate that.

>>37430841
No? Consequences were known, Asmodeus being like this was known, it's just that we couldn't come up with the right thing to say in time, so the strongest thing that likes us no longer does at all, because we said all the things guaranteed to hurt her feelings.

>>37430894
its two guys being salty that we didn't protect some smiles.

hm... I wonder just how powerful Sin-Fin's Light Bringer is...

>>37430922
Yeah Azzy's or the stupid kids. We've done nothing but damage relations. Possibly with Jager and Sin-Fin as well.

>>37430894
There was a longish break, it started really late and without a lot of people, not a lot happened, and after a lot of factors pretty much guaranteed to reduce player interest, we got thrust into high stakes negotiation again.

The only highlight of the thread that I can actually call nice, was Risa and Sin-Fin talking about words that sound weird.

>>37430936
I really don't want to make an enemy of her. But I'm pretty sure we already fucking did so I don't even know if doing nothing is enough to mend bridges. Hell, maybe standing up to her and taking them would be something that might make her like us more and not turn us into her toy like you would logically expect.

>>37430944

Part of the reason why I don't participate as much is because there's a shitload of happenings happening and no pausing in between. Plus situations where we can come out significantly worse than we came in.

I'm just exhausted from all of this, and it seems that we can't think of proper things to do before everything gets fucked up. Honestly, it feels like I'm taking a test more than playing a collective game.

>>37430944
Sin-Fin made small talk! Sounds like progress to me!

I just hope we can still be friends with Azzy after this rough patch.

>>37430980
The test is rigged from the start too. We're dealing with people with severe mental trauma at best, completely alien mindsets at worse, and the MC has a big handicap and that, no matter what AE says the voices are supposed to be, influences the players pretty heavily.

>>37431000
Doing nothing is pretty unlikely to do that. She doesn't see us as a friend anymore, but as just something to use.

>>37430804

Well Azure, you find yourself standing at the crossroads again. Personally, I don't really care one way or the other how you choose to make this thing go down, but I'd like you to take a little longer with this post considering how you want to handle this series of events. There is a way here to make everyone reasonably happy here, I guarantee it. You might just have to stretch a little bit to find it.

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You decide to just stand back and let her do her thing. A red portal forms around Yuuki and you see a wild forest behind him. “Become strong Yuuki.” She smiles sweetly. “Work hard, and sing your praises to me.”

She lets him go and he falls through the rip in reality to the wilderness of wherever it is. He sends out some energy and tries to jump through the portal before it closes, but with a snap of her fingers the portal vanishes and he is locked away wherever he is. You see her grab her cane and walk over to the bound dragon princess. “I—I did what you asked, right? I made him fall for me, so you promised to let me go.”

“I said I would think about it.” Asmodeus replies then makes a pose that clearly indicates she is thinking. She leans back, then forward making humming noises, then smiles showing the whites of her teeth. “I thought about it. The answer is no.”

“Bitch!” Ryuuhime shouts.

Asmodeus pressed her cane against Ryuuhime and you see a flash of red. The dragon girl screams, then her body flexes and her eyes roll into the back of her head. Asmodeus holds her cane against her for a little while, then pushes the girl through the floor into what looks like a gaping orifice of some sort. The girl goes down and out of sight and Asmodeus turns and walks back to her chair, leaning on her cane for support. “Well now, did you have something else you needed?” She asks in a flat even tone.

[] Ask her something
[] Nah, we have to go make an outfit for Sin-Fin
[] Other, please specify

>>37431000
Nope, because she won't forgive us not understanding correctly even though Risa can't understand anyone. We should have just left them in her realm, taken the cloth, and left.

>>37431042
>No. Sorry Azzy apparently I'm shit at friends.

>>37431041
It was in character.

There were enough "Protect the smiles" write in reasons without anyone objecting to them that it was what seemed like a majority for the slow thread.

>>37431042

> "Well, thanks for warning me I'd be a two bit actor in all of this. Are we still alright?"

>>37431041
It would make me very satisfied if you stopped being passive aggressive, but Azure has no power to do that.

>>37431042
[x] Ask her something

"Was this your plan all along?"

>>37431042
" 'm sorry.I should be more considerate of your things"

>[] we have to go make an outfit for Sin-Fin

>>37431042
"That was fucking radical, how long do you think it will take him get get out of wherever you just sent him?"

>>37431080
I guess I'll just have to pipe in with opposition to the protect the smiles brigade even if I don't really have anything to add in terms of what do do in the action rather than inaction sense.

>>37431042
>[] Nah, we have to go make an outfit for Sin-Fin
With a side of >>37431083

>>37431042
>sorry Azzy. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. You've seen how I deal with my friends, I'm not that good at people. I would like it if we could still be friends after this. If not...I'll just go.

>>37431042
I dunno if we should say this or not because it might just piss her off more, but
"Can't say I expected that to go much differently, but I told them I'd ask either way because voices wanted smiles or something. We cool?"

>>37431042
"Apology? I guess to give. I know I wouldn't accept anyone wanting to take my things away from me, hell, I'm not gonna encourage Ryoko to get over me and move on, despite knowing that her infatuation with me is bound to end in tears. Your attitude just made me think you didn't really care about owning them that much, and that's my bad for not clarifying that with you previously? Yeah, I definitely should have asked first, instead of assuming, could have avoided all this mess. I just didn't want Jager to find more reason to stop feeling anything, and it was her idea for Yuki to stay with you and all... Also sorry for not getting you better than I do anyone else, even though I thought I wanted to be like you when I grew up."

>>37431161
contact high from all the shonen

>>37431162
Really.

Are you for real?

>>37431080

Just saying, if things go south between Risa and Azzy over this incident, you're probably looking at some hefty problems further down the line. You've got options here, far more than you regularly give yourself credit for. It's your choice whether to use them or not.

>>37431042
"Yup."
>[] Hug the Snazzy
"It was nice seeing Azzy being Azzy."
Brazen through, then
>[] go make an outfit for Sin-Fin

>>37431080
I was tired of getting in arguments especially since you now have a backup quest. I thought you'd do the thing where you say "it looks like you want to say blah blah blah" and we could move from there.

My bad I suppose.

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>>37431188
>agency debate #925

>>37431177
Not towards the end, since she doesn't give a crap about that, but the first part kind of.

Like we ARE unhealthily possessive, and we DID assume that she didn't care what happened to Yuki and the Dragon princess in the first place. And the hypocrisy and not asking permission first are things we should apologize for.

So I feel like we have grounds to make up for on that. The latter part was just me forgetting she's not pretending to be human anymore.

>>37431127
Might help some.

Look dude, for serious, there were a few write ins along the lines of protect the smiles, and people seemed good with them then when shit goes bad because Asmodeus, the Fallen of Lust, she who burned a kingdom blessed by god to get her rocks off, one who fought against the light of God with the big G, doesn't really care about their smiles all that much. I see a majority sort of swing, then I go for the majority swing.

That's my job bro so it helps if other people chime in during the voting to say "Hey, guys, she is a monster like us. She doesn't care about those smiles." rather than hearing people unhappy after.

>>37431215
Even a "That won't work." would be fine.

Seems like we want to say stuff to Azzy then get decked out.
>>37431188
She will behave in character.

Writing now

>>37431234

It really, really isn't. So please stop using trigger words.

>>37431259
>"Hey, guys, she is a monster like us. She doesn't care about those smiles."
Does Risa actually care about smiles? I'm swinging towards no, but she went and wanted to do it. But it was obviously half-assed smile protecting since she was just "oh well I guess they suffer now I wonder if I can get a coat soon", so what is the mental thingie going on? Risa just kinda heard some voices going "do this Jager might like it" so she did it but then it became obvious to her that she doesn't actually give a shit and this is getting kinda heavy, so bail?

>>37431259
I guess I wasn't really paying attention to what they wrote.

And could you first clarify what the fuck you think consensus is THIS time, before things get any worse and it's all our fault again.

>>37431042
>[] Ask her something
Wasn't ambition and desire for power part of Greed instead of Lust?
>[x] Other
Apologize about thinking she didn't care about her things. It was kind of hypocritical of us.

>>37431261
>sending a thinly veiled request to the QM for some rails
Please consider doing that on Ask, or not at all.

>>37431259
>then get decked out
That can either mean "getting hit so damn hard you're unconscious on the floor" or "go get clothes".

Either or could happen here. It's exciting when you do wordplay like this!

>>37431295
Who fucking knows. This is why people hate talking. It's not just about finding the right thing to say in this thread, it's making sure more people don't say wrong things, and of course the tone of the fucking thread needs to be correct, which means because we're frustrated, Risa will be frustrated with whatever the fuck she says now, which will make shit even worse.

Fuck this thread and its consecutive numbers.

>>37431305
AE's treating it as Greed=Material, Lust=Intangible sort of?

Not like FMA.

>>37431326
since this whole thing started over clothes, its probably the clothing one

>>37431349
Is it consecutive or sequential?

>>37431349
In this one I'd say people forgot they were dealing with a monster. Not a person.

We had one post that literally suggested trying to get the fallen of not doing anything to help stop his sister from getting what she wanted.

>>37431349

Kind of hate the player frustration is character frustration deal. It doesn't really add much in the way of fun to the game.

>>37431301
You are asking if she planned it all, then asking if you two are okay and maybe making a sorry if she seems cross. Then going to get the outfit for Sin-Fin. Or at least get it started
>>37431295
They are not her things, so she would not really care about Yuuki's smile or Ryuuhime's smile at all.

>>37431394
There are genuinely retarded people here. What do you expect.

Just zen out.

>>37431396
Fine. That can be gone. It doesn't change anything in this situation.

>we the players are Risa's humanity
It makes sense. We're the only ones that ever push her towards that stuff or care. God knows she doesn't.

How bothered would you be?

>>37431417
But what kind of sorry? Because specifically could we make it about hypocrisy on our part, making assumptions, and, if absolutely necessary, maybe leading her on a bit into thinking we got her even though we don't get anyone even though we keep trying.

>>37431442

You seem agitated. Would you please explain why before continuing?

>>37431422
>Just zen out.
That phrase would mean that a person should react immediately to a retarded person's post, not that they should passively sit by, if that's what you were intending to convey.

>>37431394
But that's not true of everyone, and I'm tired of fucking fighting them because they just keep calling me paranoid and acting like I'm the one who makes bad things happen.

It's not fun.

>>37431487
shut your cakehole armchair psychologist and just let the man write

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>tfw I don't really understand why everyone's all pissy

>>37431487
I'd guess because he sees everything as being a logical consequence of the world he creates and our free will manifested by our write-ins. Thus anything we don't like, is completely on us for making the choices we did.

>>37431487
No
>>37431482
Two are talking about her feelings so I was considering going with that. Then something about mucking up in assuming things.

>>37431487
"I didn't vote at all but the vote went a way I don't like!" That's what happens when you don't vote.

Also how can you possibly tell someone is agitated from text?

>>37431502
What? Your name is anon. So no one is singling you out. Unless you're the guy who constantly shit posts... in which case yeah stop that.

>>37431521

Rampant paranoia that their last, unpoisoned relationship with an NPC is about to go tits up, something that hasn't been substantiated through text yet, but which the track record kind of says is guaranteed. I don't really know. Kind of waiting on the next text blurb.

>>37431521
Jager's gonna hate herself more, and what's worse is that Azzy doesn't like us now, and it's because this quest demands absolute focus both for everything AE says and everything other voters say. I mean fuck, it makes me afraid to walk my fucking dog for fear a vote comes up and everyone picks something dumb.

>>37431560

That's kinda what makes me think about whether I want to even read/participate anymore. It's like taking a collective, timed exam.

>>37431553
Thor's pretty unpoisoned, just irrelevant.

>>37431530
Fine, fuck it, take the worst out of what everyone said and let's burn this bridge even harder.

>>37431585
No, fuck you, get the fuck out and stay out.

>>37431585
just leave salty anon, its late and you are clearly not having fun.

>>37431536
I'm not the guy who kept bitching on AE's ask FM if that's what you mean?

I was the one who told him to not have his ask open all the time hoping that dude would go away.

>>37431585
Go back to Spacebattles. You don't contribute anything but irritation.

>>37431536

Short clipped sentences, and specifically using the word "fine" as a single word sentence. Concession to something that has been a major point of contention in previous threads based on a shorthand remark. Couple that with the rest of his past few posts and it kind of speaks of him being a little terse. If my DM was doing that sort of stuff IRL, I would stop him, and we would talk things out before continuing. Writing/narrating or questing angry rarely has good results.

>>37431560
>>37431583
That's always been my issue with quests in general.

>>37431585
Go and stay go. We are trying to fix the bridge and you're not helping

>>37431670
We're still trying to talk to her like she's human though. Which we just saw makes her mad.

>>37431642
>Writing/narrating or questing angry rarely has good results.
I'm going to let you in on a QM secret: despite the fact that players are necessary to the process, there are times when you/we can be frustrating little shits. And QMs can't let that bring the thread to a halt, so they power through it.

It is known.

>>37431619
Don't worry about what guy you aren't. It says "Anonymous"

I could post, "RED IS BLUE!" Then reply to myself, "RED ISNT BLUE SihT LORD!"

No one knows! So..

>>37431642
Talk to him in his other anon kun thing. If he's writing shit he responds with, Ha ha ha okay! Or something similar. He's fucking busy and can't write you a paragraph.

It's also impossible to talk things out in a quest with 20 or so people who don't agree with each other.

It'd tick me off if some guy felt he had the capacity to psychoanalyze me through a few short posts and then wanted to slow everything down and work out my feelings.

>>37431670

I understanding mending things between Azzy and us, but how the hell are we going to fix the Jager bridge or whatever when she finds out about what transpired here? She may go ballistic on Azzy and/or genuinely hate us for doing nothing in that situation. I am also uncertain as to whether this is going to improve her current disposition as to whether life is worth living or not. She might still be salty over us and Sin-Fin accidentally wrecking her garden, and this certainly isn't going to improve her mood any.

>>37431686
So apologizing for assuming she didn't want her things that she seemed unconcerned about is talking to her like she's human?

What do you suggest, that we simply leave?

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“So was I just a two bit actress? You planned all this out?” You wonder.

She crosses her legs and pulls out a magazine. You notice she doesn’t put her cane away. “Not at all. For one I had thought they would be in there for much longer. That they would bond, then go deeper into the realm where they would eventually consummate their love. After that he would have an extraordinary amount of lust to get stronger and save her. You showed up and said you needed something so I thought to put my plan on hold, or at least change it up. You came back with them both, and I had thought you would at least take my side here.” She shakes her head. “No, it doesn’t matter. Life is full of instances like this.”

“We alright?” You ask.

She gives a smile, but it feel cold and business like. “Of course. I am everyone’s friend in my own way.”

“Doesn’t seem that genuine an answer.” You say.

“Well, believe what you wish. I shall not stop you.” She replies looking through the magazine.

You shift your feet back and forth then glance over at the vague static of Belphy. He seems to be offering no help, is it a he? Lazy sod just wants to have a bottle of gin while watching his shows or something. You look back at Asmodeus and tilt your head. “Sorry for hurting your feelings?” You guess. “I don’t really get people, so I may have led you on a bit.”

She continues reading. “It’s fine Risa. I am not people after all, and I am used to not being understood. Each of us fell, and in our fall were scarred. Our scars make us unique, though totally different than the others. It was a mistake on my part, what they say about assumptions and all that.”
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>>37431686

Funny thing is, Azzy should understand our motives here, and she should appreciate them. We weren't trying to steal her things to be petty, but because we were chasing our own lust for approval, especially with regards to Jager.

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We’re not hugging her. I don’t want to get whacked by her cane. “We alright?” You ask.

“I am always alright. I would not have lived very long if I held grudges you know.” She says. “Don’t you have something to do?”

You do have to go out and deck Sin-Fin out in some new hip threads like one of those pop stars.

You turn to go and glance back at Azzy. She seems a bit off.

[] Go get Sin-Fin a pretty dress! The prettiest dress!
[] No, Sin-Fin needs something with pants! Maybe something like a trendy uniform?
[] Other, please specify
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>>37431758

> Just freeze there and refuse to move as the last friend we have succumbs to some horrible passive aggressive angst.
> Mewl helplessly for her affection and realize that it's an empty, pointless gesture
> Curl into a ball and make her kick us out

>>37431758
>>37431727
Just what I thought. Social link destroyed. Now fucking what?

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>>37431758
>[] Other, please specify
Get her a harlequin jester thing, complete with silly hat

>>37431758
>[] Other, please specify

"FYI, that orifice portal shit was fucking awesome! I am totally going to do that some day!"


>[] Go get Sin-Fin a pretty dress! The prettiest dress!
pretty dress for pretty girl

>She seems a bit off.
Is this just her not trying to act human, but acting more herself, and that's why she seems off to us?

Or is there something going on, like Lucifer's Grace parasite doing things to her, like it was latched on to us.

You are also forgetting that Ryuuhime was something both Risa and her caught on their first proper mission together, then Risa essentially tried taking it back.

Like taking back an engagement ring for some kid Risa just met. Not the exact same connotations, but perhaps a similar "emotional" response. She also thought the two of them got along but, again, she chose someone else over her and it sort of bites. She made her leg hurt for Risa, but Risa essentially just tried to take away the only instance of "Giving back" that has happened, despite all the gifts she has given.

That was solidified when the reason is heard. "Protect random kid's smile! Azzy being fed and amused by something we got together doesn't matter! Smiles! Protect! Friendship!"

>>37431796
That isn't passive aggressive.

>>37431796
Pretty much this. God damnit it effectively is every fucking friend we have isn't it?

Also can she make up her mind on whether or not she's human? Because right now even though she's not mad at us, we very clearly hurt her feelings, though if we try and make amends, her lack of humanity will mean that it won't work no matter what we try.

>>37431797

Increase paranoia and suffering levels to maximum. Try to make plans to mitigate damage from the fallout of these events here.

Although I'm pretty fresh out of ideas on what would even begin to address the huge problems that have appeared here.

>>37431827
Had no idea it mattered that much.

>>37431823
More like she has stopped trying to be as welcoming, and is now treating you like she might treat anyone else who goes into her club. She was terribly friendly before, now she is not. That is different. Also she has her cane out and in easy reach which is, you know, a thing

>>37431853
>She was terribly friendly before, now she is not
Oh, so you meant "off-putting", not just "off".
Or is that how Monologue and Risa see it?

>>37431827
Yeah fuck saving her from the hellwyrm. Or being horribly worried over her injuries and taking care of her and massaging her leg. It was the random dragon chick that meant so much.

>putting practically strangers over snazzy Azzy

I miss big sister...

>>37431848
It was clearly Risa trying to be close to her, which she appreciated. Then Risa tried to take it back, and it just looks like she is giving Risa gifts constantly and she leeching off of her.

>>37431827
That wasn't our fucking intentions at all. Her prior attitude in the last thread made it seem like she didn't fucking care about the dragon princess or Yuki at all, and even later we didn't care about Yuki himself, we just didn't want to make Jager hate herself more. That was more or less what everyone agreed upon, and this is why you need to fucking tell us what you think people are saying before you ruin one of the only bonds that hadn't already been soiled.

Fuck you for making interacting with the supporting characters you write so well, such a fucking chore.

>>37431878

She's not human, anon! How insensitive of you to hold her to YOUR standard of morality and past deeds done and saving lives and long-term memory when she's clearly something different?

>>37431827

Azure, I don't really know what to tell you here. I can see that you are writing the characters with these very in depth motivations and personalities, but it seems to end up as a continual justification for why everything just gets progressively worse. I honestly don't feel like investing fifty threads into a character anymore to try to make friends when a single bad decision can tear everything apart permanently.

I don't get why people think Risa gaining humanity would help with shit like this. This would have gone just as badly, if not worse, if Risa genuinely wanted to help Yuuki here.

>>37431884
How the fuck does that work? I feel like the only thing she really gave is her company. She followed us around once or twice, and gave us that box, but most of the time we just hung out with her and asked her some questions, while doing our best to reciprocate by massaging her leg.

But now apparently we're scum because we're not a fucking hivemind.

>>37431913
Then stop voting to make friends with everyone and vote to just break shit.

That's what I do because I know I can do it and I find it fun, but I'm consistently outvoted.

Just break the world for sweet catharsis.

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I look forward to mending bridges with Azzy

>>37431945

Thing is, I wouldn't really care about breaking the world. Sure, graphic combat scenes can be enjoyable every now and again, but the heart of the quest for me has always been the awkward, quirky interactions that Risa has with people. It's just that lately everything has taken on this terrible tone of fragility.

Everything has apparently been made to break and no amount of prolonged effort on our parts can save a fond friendship from ruin at a moment's inattention. In fact, our attention itself is a poison, like our every action on the plot. Everything is just so fucking dark and bitter that I'm not sure where we are supposed to get our kicks in.

>>37431980
Why? We're currently trying to mend SF and Jager, and they'll regress if we take time off.

>>37431875
Well she has been generally friendly, so her being like that is vastly "off' compared to the usual.
>>37431878
Which cost nothing but time and a little effort. The dragon chick was Risa giving up SPXP, actually giving up feeding and becoming more powerful, for her. Azzy can understand that.
>>37431885
Sorry to hear that. Next time a protect the smiles vote starts up I would appreciate voicing complaints about it during rather than after. I will not retcon.
>>37431913
Well then I don't know what to tell you here either. Not everything is always worse.

Seriously, voting to protect Yuuki and Dragon chick's smiles and trying to steal them away to Asgard where they will be protected is what went really wrong here.

So seems most either want to just sort of crawl around or go get something fancy for the Fin?

>>37431994

Perhaps HQR is turning into a healing-type/suffering/"it's happening"/"you could have prevented this"/"don't call it a grave it's the future you chose"-type quest instead of what you originally wanted out of it. I kinda get that feeling too, sometimes.

>>37432015
be sad at Azzy then Sin Fin clothes

its like the people here have never seen friends fight before or something.

>>37432015

I'm afraid to do something because it'll make things worse. I'm also afraid to do nothing because it will also make things worse.

>>37432015

I want this thread to not be saved in the archive, to wash away this stain before it sticks. Seriously, can you find it in you to do this without some giant ass pull or retcon? I don't care about narrative consistency or how your characters are mandated to act by how you've written them. At least, I really don't care for any of those things when compared with actually enjoying the game, and I don't see anything good coming of this.

>>37431758
>[] No, Sin-Fin needs something with pants! Maybe something like a trendy uniform?

There is nothing that we can do to mend bridges with Asmodeus right now. Maybe if an opportunity to gift her something, something tangible like SPXP or material, rather than just some words and time, comes up, then we can try to mend some bridges.

>>37431994
It doesn't need to be combat. The entire SS arc was fun as hell and we didn't really need to do all that much fighting or at least the killing random dudes wasn't the focus. It was more sneaking around and scheming to wreck something and that was awesome.

>>37432015

So saving someone from certain annihilation or grievous injury (at great risk to ourselves) (even if we rolled so good that it didn't cost us that much) is worth apparently nothing?

>>37431758
"Oh you know what, fuck you Asmodeus, I'm sorry for not reading your mind and knowing that despite your ambivalence earlier, you considered the dragon princess something precious. Oh but wait, the only thing you used her for was bait so you could own something you were just loaned, without a thought of how it might make the person who loaned him to you feel shitty, which was what -I- was concerned with, and since I know you weren't a liar, I know you at least considered letting her go, because you don't lie."

I almost don't care that it would make her smite her, this whole thing is bullshit.

>>37432015
Well if all it apparently fucking takes is items worth SPXP we'll just go drag her that first japanese woman or some shit.

>>37432022
Yes, I like interactions with character too! But just like "Choosing all the options!" annoys me and doesn't end well "Protecting all the smiles!" will not help anyone. It will make things worse. Choose who you want to make happy, then work at making them happy.
>>37432081
Compared to actively trying to take something from her and giving it to some kid just because you want them to be happy? Not in her eyes.

>>37432015

Fainting goat activate. In all seriousness, I don't fucking care about Risa's dignity, I just want to end this shitty "Asmodeus hates you" subplot you have going.

>>37432015
No, you know what, I want to get mad at Asmodeus for not knowing what we were thinking if she can get mad at us for not reading hers.

She could have fucking let us in on her plans, but you just had to boobytrap us, not even all of us, just the ones who don't pay attention, and there are always people who don't pay attention, especially in such a fucking slow late notice thread.

>>37432114

That won't fix it. That's "Time" not SPXP. So it won't mend any bridges apparently.

>>37432114
You honestly think that will make her not hate Risa?

It would be an absolutely retarded, pathetic, miserable to read shitfest.

>>37432114
I did not start this subplot. This was supposed to be an in and out.

Yelling at me will not change that. So everyone please stop.

>>37432112

It's more because that kid dying or being damned would certainly affect Jager in a very negative way. We don't want that to happen. We've been very actively trying to not to get that to happen.

And once again shit gets fucked up by people insisting that Risa be a nice monster instead of just doing how she do.

Thanks, guys. Protect those smiles.

>>37432129
"Hi Azzy I'm going to take this cloth from the Kid.. also they shouldn't be in there they could be tailing!"

"Actually Azzy, I'm taking the kids, I know they're trapped in your world.. but Mine. Bye!"

>>37432112
No one fucking wanted him to be happy. We didn't want Jager sadder. And you know what, if you really feel that strongly about the subject then fucking say so before leading us into situations like this.

>>37432112
Wait, didn't we only loan Yuuki to Asmodeus?
Like, we asked her to hold on to him for us, so he was hidden from Mendel?
I don't remember giving him to her, so wouldn't her sending him to some sub-world where she can feed off of his Lust be stealing something from Risa?

>>37432164

But Azzy is stronger than Risa. Therefore, she can do whatever she wants.

>>37432139

As usual, it's entirely the player's fault, absolutely and completely. There is nothing you could have possibly done to minimize the impact of a single mistake, and now we will suffer an intolerably less enjoyable story for it, because that's what we deserve.

>>37432164
It's the princess she's upset about. She's also tossed Yuuki off to god knows where so that keeping track of him things is apparently moot.

>>37432139

> Can we? Can we take a stab at killing Azzy?

I'm seriously up for it. I think that's what we need, a violent outburst now that everything is ruined. Risa rage!

>>37432139
No. Because this is bullshit. I paid attention, but I need to fucking make sure everyone else does?

And even though you're laying it out for us why Asmodeus's response makes perfect sense and it's all our fault, you're not gonna even hint how to make amends, probably because we can't.

>>37432202
No.

>>37432202
She'll kill us, but honestly a fight is an inevitability now so... fuck it.
And I wanted to avoid arguing with anyone because AE has a nice cushy backup quest but so much for that. Time for this quest to go the way of .hack//AIDA.

>>37432198
Yes, she's upset we wanted to take the Princess back. But then taking away Yuuki and making him hers when we asked her to look after him for a bit in retaliation seems a bit much.

>>37432204
Bring her something of value. SPXP most likely and don't try to take it. So want to keep Azzy as a friend? Probably a God or some shit.

Is the vote really shifting to be mad at Asmodeus rather than put Sin-Fin in adorable outfits?
>>37432159
If I really feel that strongly about the subject? Why on earth would anything Azzy did lead you to believe she would be okay with giving things up? She feeds on lust as food. If she doesn't have it she will die. Like when Risa was a hollow and trouncing around the desert and needed to feed all the time.
>>37432164
She feeds off of everyone so long as they live. She feeds off all humans. He wasn't in danger of dieing, so it is probably fine.
>>37432185
I have to go along with the votes. The votes said protect smiles. Azzy didn't like that answer.
>>37432204
It would impact the vote it I gave an instruction manual for how to fix everything forever. That would be railroading. All I can do is explain their mental reasoning after the vote and hope people take this into consideration when dealing with them in the future.

>>37432198
meh, we never really did anything with him anyways

pity the new characters seem to have trouble sticking.

guess we're too obsessed over maintaining S Links instead of making new ones

>>37432202
pls no, getting Risa killed will not help the mood.
all this pessimistic autism is bumming me out....