Screaming a wordless cry as you hurtle right into the beast's face, carried by the momentum of your suicidal leap at the very end of your psychotic berserker dash towards your prey - you drive your right fist forward with all the force you can muster. You feel three things in instantaneous succession: first, a brief resistance, one that immediately gives way with a wet, greasy pop. The second: the sensation of your entire hand - tensed and tight as it already is, curled around your Desert Eagle - crunching right through a wall of white-hot flesh, hot enough to scald the skin. And finally, the third, and one that you will carry in your amnesia-riddled brain for as long as you live: the lip-curling satisfaction of knowing just how much pain you're about to skullfuck Oriko's little pet with. Beyond close proximity. Beyond point blank range. Beyond putting away a target cleanly and safely, without exposing yourself to danger - you'd jumped right into a monster's face and stabbed your arm right through its eye, before pulling the trigger of the gun you've just buried into the meat of its brain.All in the span of time that it takes your heart to beat once.
>>37413213Your first shot is a wet, muffled-thump detonation that kicks in your hand and drenches you with hot, steaming gore. The sensation of something vital being pulped inside the demon's skull turning your smile into a grin, then into a laugh that would've made Kirika proud. The beast HOWLS in unnameable, unthinkable pain as you blow its brains apart. It trashes its horned head from side to side, roaring, braying, squealing with desperation to fling you off. You thwart its clumsy attempts by reversing your grip on Muramasa and driving the golden blade right through its forehead, using its already blood-slickened handle as a handhold.And without any other preamble, you pull the trigger of your Desert Eagle again. And again. And again. Emptying your entire magazine into its braincase, each shot slamming into the insides of its skull with the force of a thunderclap, until something wet explodes at the back of its head. Revealing a ghastly, gory exit wound large enough for you to climb through. That should have been enough - realistically - to kill the beast twice over. Its brains pulped into slack, useless slurry by your pulverizing shots, and now currently draining out of the gaping hole in its scalp. And for a moment, it looked as if it would topple over and simply die from that catastrophic injury.But whether to prove that it lived up true to its impossible existence - a malevolent, goatish neverborn that was once an angel cast out from Heaven, or simply because it was one of Ahriman's birthless, deathless summonings that could only be unmade through complete obliteration - it still stood. Despite nearly half of its skull annihilated through the repeated pummeling of something that could, in your experience, punch holes through a tank - it still lived.And it was now driven mad with anger at the speck of dust that had inflicted such horrific pain to it.[1/2]
>>37413220Issuing another pained bellow - this one ripened by the sting of an injured, insulted pride - the beast drops its axe and snatches you out of midair in its fist. Five spike-knuckled fingers - each one akin to a schoolbus in size and tipped with blackened claws - curl around your small frame in a calloused cage, trapping both your arms to your sides and rendering your Golden Weapons as useless as the Shield ticking on your right arm. You bite back a scream as its grip tightens around you, forcing the wind out of you and compressing your ribs, and you know with a cold certainty that they'll break before you asphyxiate.But before you could suffer the indignity of a crushing death--"HEY! GOAT-DILDO!"A deafening bang, followed by a lightning-quick rasp of metal grinding against metal - and your scabbed, calloused prison immediately goes slack around you, the beast's fingers falling open at the same time that you yourself begin to plummet down to the floor as well. You grit your teeth as you brace for a hard landing, but something snatches you out of the air before you do. something soft, warm, and smelling of blood."...Gotcha, Kong." Wendy murmurs into your hair as she clutches you to her chest, in the same princess carry you'd carted her around in earlier. Despite the gore and blood flecking your face, you couldn't help but feel your cheeks heat up at this turn of events. ...Wait. Did Wendy just--"Can't take the credit for that," Your ex murmurs as the both of you finally land, a safe distance away from the rampaging monster. She lets you down with a huff. "Mickey saved your ass."[2/3]
>>37413239"ANOTHER ONE YOU OWE ME, MURDERFACE!" You look up and see your Equerry, still airborne, keeping herself aloft, kicking off of the demon's armor plates or whatever body part she could grab a handhold or get a booted foot onto. All while raking the electrified length of Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie against the creature's bared flesh, drawing blood with every stroke. After a particularly nasty cut that had had the demon reeling, half of its face sheared right off - the blue-haired Eversor finally leaps away, bloodied cape unfurling as she screams two words. "NOW, MAMI!"You whirl around to see Mami at the far end of the room, both hands held out at either side of her - and she opens her eyes just as a veritable storm of yellow ribbons shoot out from every conceivable nook and cranny of the floor itself. All of them snaking, whipping, and slashing through the very air, like an undersea school of long-bodied fish coming together before diving into one single point with hiveminded synchronicity. The point being the giant winged demon that had nearly crushed you in its fist.And with a sound remarkably similar to that of tearing flesh, they begin to wrap around the daemon. No, not just wrap - they ensnare. They constrict. First looping around its limbs, then snapping taut, pulling this way and that. Robbing the thing of any chance of movement or even struggle.The beast squeals again, all other emotion gone except for the primal fear piercing whatever was left of its ruined mind. It continued to make them, loud and long, until one of Mami's ribbons find its way around its throat, cinching tight into a neat and choking garrote.[3/4]
>>37413255More ribbons stream out of nowhere, even as the beast is practically mummified now, both its arms spread out on either side and its cloven feet lashed together in a pose that could not be called anything else but crucifixion. Before you can wonder if Mami was going overboard with this, however, you are silenced by the ummistakable sound of large, oversized joints giving out in a series of muffled pops. This is then followed by the tell-tale wet snaps of bone breaking apart....Jesus. That's...you thought she was just going to tie it down, or something."That IS how Mami ties 'em down," Sayaka grins as she comes up beside you, tossing her now-broken swords over her shoulder, before drawing two fresh ones from the inner depths of her cape. "Well, minus the part where she's breaking every bone in their bodies tying them down." A series of snapping noises, each one as loud as a thunderclap, makes her twitch. "Egh. That was probably that thing's backbone. You kinda feel sorry for the thing now, huh?""...Shouldn't we be taking it out now?" Wendy asks after a moment, manifesting her knife back into her hand, tossing it casually into the air before catching it with what looks like a clawed thing made out of pure shadow. The appendage jutting out of the still-bleeding stump where her flesh-and-bone arm once was, before a Culexus burned it off with her witchfire. "Mami did say she wouldn't be able to hold it down for long...""You know, I think we should." Your Equerry says after a moment, glancing towards the blonde herself - and you see, besides the utterly-focused look in the Vindicare's eyes, something that makes you feel relieved that you're both on the same side.A cold, calculating cruelty. One that would see any obstacles in its way dealt with in any means possible. A merciless sort of cruelty, found in heroes and villains alike, made sharp and deadly with the conviction that they were doing the right thing.[4/5
>>37413278"...Then again, maybe we should just let her have fun with it." Sayaka's voice trembles slightly. "Murderface? What do you think?"What do you do?Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.Let Mami do it. She seems to have everything under control. Your hands are tied.
>>37413285[X]Let Mami do it. She seems to have everything under control. Your hands are tied.Take this time to catch our breath, form a plan to get Kyoko back.
>>37413285Sooner it's obliterated, the sooner we can assist the red one.
>>37413285>What do you do?[x]Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway. Gotta keep Mami from going bonkers.Also, obligatory.
>>37413319Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.
>>37413285>[X]Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.It's stabby time.
>>37413285>[X]Let Mami do it. She seems to have everything under control. Your hands are tied.Give her some action.
>>37413285>[X]Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.Guys let's not scare of Decu this time.
I hope we take some skulls back with us. Our chair could use some new decorations.
>>37413397Anyway, posting some Chi-chan and her magic hat.
>>37413285[x] Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.Let Mami have her moment but her magic will run out at some point. Kill it now, apologize over pancakes later.
PLAN MAXIMUM:Find something in the shield that can knock a hole in the wall.Knock Hole in the wallBorrow one of Mami's Ribbons (approximate length: room height * number of floors)Swing the fuck down to the floor we left the rouge one at, knock another hole in the wall, collect her and have Sayaka pull us back up.
>>37413424Warning: way too lewd
>>37413397>>37413406>>37413413>>37413424Give us the FWAPPA FWAPPA one
>>37413433Last one. =3=
>>37413285>[X]Finish the thing off yourselves. You were serious about the skull, anyway.Instincts tell me the other option will just get Mumi something like the Charlotte treatment
>>37413505>>37413325Voting is closed! Time for blondeposting! First one in tribute to the Punmaster!
>>37413528Two blondes next, to double our luck!
>>37413535Best girl for a third!
>>37413551That's odd anon, I think your picture must have got swapped. Because that is clearly a shit.
>>37413220Brains don't have pain receptors, Decu, it shouldn't feel much at all, especially factoring in the adrenaline from having your skull broken.
>>37413592u r 1 cheeky cunt m8 im gonna hook u in da gabber sware on me mum
>>37413621>Brains don't have pain receptorsHuman brains don't.:^)
>>37413285[X] Let Mami do it[X] Run down to get Kyouko.
>>37413535>forgetting the Suzi
That's for next thread, so we can triple our luck. I'm going to be hard pressed to find four blondes in one image though, so Kyouko will probably die that thread.
>>37413640>:^)I was with you until that. You still raise a valid point, you goatmunching shitposter.
>>37413621Well normal shit also tends to die after having their thinkin' meats blow out of the skull so...>>37413638If it gets you to post better blondes then I can be cheeky all day long.
>>37413705Alright then, show me your blondes.
>>37413679>I'm going to be hard pressed to find four blondes in one image though.Not as difficult as one might think.
>>37413735YOU FOOL, YOU OVERLOADED THE WARMASTER OF HAPPINESS. Now the lewdest Warmaster will appear and frighten away the moon-rabbit.
>>37413761>the lewdest Warmaster will frighten away the moon-rabbit>lewdest will frighten the moon-rabbit>moon-rabbit ever being afraid of lewdsYou're a funny guy.
>>37413681For all it's worth, I actually regret posting that. Here's a pic of mumi and her mammies to make up for it
>>37413823It's okay, I forgive you.
>>37413802Unless they're his own.
>>37413823W-why is she removing her pantsu? Mumi, that's indecent! And you'll get cold!
>>37413802>>37413873SPEAKING OF LEWDS! I couldn't hold onto this any longer.Heather would give her opinion on the matter, but unfortunately she's a little tied up at the moment. She's bound to have something to say about this situation later on, though.I'll restrain myself from making more jokes in this post. But I'm knot sorry.
>>37413873>tfw we will never know just how many lewds Decu made.
>>37413802>>37413873>last threadLewds 16:25-26But at around midnight Anon and Shitposter were finding and posting lewds drawn by Decu, and the voters were fapping to them; and suddenly there came a great meteor storm, so that the writing resolve of Decu was shaken; and immediately all the zips were opened and all of Decu's spaghetti was spilled.
>>37413924>tfw you are part of the secret MGNQabal and you run things from the shadows and get to see all the lewds
>>37413915If you think you can string us along with puns of such a calibre, you're at the end of your rope. Only a tongue-tied youngster would think that your puns are schlick.
>>37413915where is the cheeky version?
>>37413963Rule 1, nigger. RULE ONEWe should have never admitted you in the Cabal, STEVEN. or maybe GEORGE.
>>374140164chan says it contains an embedded file, so can't post it directly. And it's definitely not work-safe.so I uploaded it here: http://imgur.com/uLfXCvH
>>37413325>>37413679STAND BACK! I'VE GOT THIS !
>>37414108I only see one blonde and three clones.
>>37414077Way too lewd,
>>37414140Equal rights for knock-off Sabers!
>>37414183real? artificial? A person's a person!
>>37413735>>37414108>>37414183>>37414318Ah, I see you are in favour of the broad tastes test when issues of blonde-favouring Warmasters arise: to wit, that so long as any character within the picture can be established as a blonde, then that character for the purposes of satisfying the Warmaster of Happiness test ("natty lickaroo") will be considered a separate and dstinct blonde entity from all the other blondes in that picture, regardless of any character cloning.However, and with respect, I must strongly disagree with you. As the natty lickaroo has thus far not experimented with the blonde clones of the Second, we cannot conclusively determine if two cloned blondes will be deemd as two blondes for the purposes of the natty lickaroo. Therefore, we must extrapolate from past precedent.The precedents in general indicate that the Ninth Warmaster (on whom the natty lickaroo is based) has never slept with the same blonde twice after the single course of conduct known as "the one night affair" and "the morning after" (see "The Seventeenth Warmaster"). Furthermore, the rejection of the broad tastes test for the natty lickaroo is grounded firmly in sound policy. The entire rationale for the natty lickaroo is to ensure great luck in the Akashic Realm so long as Murderface & Co are in there, and, in particular, to prevent the termination of the death-flagged Sakura Kyouko. Therefore, it would be unreasonable to expect an average shitposter to accept four clones as four blondes for the purpose of saving Sakura Kyouko. For the above reasons, I must dissent from my learned brethren shitposters, and accordingly declare that four Saber clones do not four distinct blondes make. A fortiori, four literal Marisa clones do not four distinct blondes make.
>>37414360I agree that the four Sabers do not count, but I'd argue that it's 2 blondes and 2 clones as although Nero looks similar to the others she has her own distinct background and personality, and aside from appearance is absolutely not related to Sader.The other two are shitty palette swaps playing with "what if" scenarios. What if Sader was evil? What if Sader was accepted as a grill in her home country? Those shoddy second-rate clones can piss right off.
>>37414360Fair point, you leave me no choice.
We need a new summoning ritual.
>>37414735Why, when the old ways have always served us so well?
Decu just died.It's over.
>>37413319 >>37413325 >>37413331 >>37413354"The plan was for us to finish it, so we'll finish it," You growl as you step forward, both Golden Weapons still gripped in both your fists. "I was serious about the fucking skull."You sense your squadmates hesitate yet again - just for a split second - before finally acquiescing. "Fine. Whatever gets this done quicker." Sayaka says drily, grinding both of her swords against each other and making them spark in the contact. What followed, then, was a quick murder of something broken and paralyzed - but nonetheless something that also continued to struggle and fight the entire time you were killing it. It still roared, it still trashed as Wendy and Sayaka tore it apart with their blades, dismembering it, hacking its wings off first before its limbs. It gave the mercy killing the air of something foul, like a heathen ritual of sacrifice - but if your two squad mates felt the same way, they didn't show it, and merely carried out your orders in grim, tight-lipped silence.The beast finally breathed its last when you took its head off with an executioner's beheading cut - the neck bared with the help of Sayaka digging an immaculately-gloved fist into its hollowed-out eye socket, grasping the lip of the ragged hole and then heaving back. Muramasa seemingly growing warmer in your grip as its golden blade tasted the last remaining drops of lifeblood that still coursed through the monster's veins."Man, what the fuck is it with you Warmasters and skulls?" Sayaka frowns as you tap your Shield against your gory prize, the car-sized severed head disappearing with a flash of purple light. "Is it some sorta habit you just compulsively pick up when you put the hat on, or something? I know Miss Vintage never got into any of that kind of nonsense. Hell, I doubt anyone before Kharn did."You shrug. It just...well, it just feels right, you tell her. Like an acquired hobby.[1/2]
>>37414946"Yeah? I'll take your word for it." Your Equerry shrugs. "Anyway, where the fuck is Kyoko? She should've been here, she'd have liked to see you charge that fucking thing--"+ Murderface...? + A weak and horribly-familiar voice crackles into your shared squad connection, and all four of you look up at the sound of it. Your Equerry's face draining of all color as she recognizes it before you could.+ Kyoko? + You've never heard your best friend sound this weak. Sound this...close to death. Not even back at Big Shell. Not even back when she broke her own spine at Kilgore's. + Kyoko, tell me where you are, I'll get you--++ M'fine, really...Got her. Just...just like I promised. + Your best friend's trademark laugh is reduced to a feeble, lung-shot wheezing. + Put up a hell of a fight, but I got her in the end. Roasted the fucker in her own fucking suit. +Another wheezing, crackling chuckle. + You...you guys go ahead, I'll catch up. Just gotta wait for the...Eversor healing shit to kick in. It takes a bit a'time, don't worry. + A wet cough, followed by a horrible rasping noise. + Sounds worse than it actually is, really...++ No. I'm getting you teleported out of here, right now. + You shake your head here, forcing yourself to remain calm enough to act rationally. To act like the Warmaster - the Leader you're supposed to be. + Yuma? Yuma, get Kyoko out of here and into sick bay, now. She's hurt bad, she won't be able to continue with us for the rest of the op--++...I can't, Warmaster. + Yuma's reply is a wretched one. + Her signal's too weak down there. Someone needs to boost her signal with their own teleport beacon. I'll be able to lock onto her position then and teleport her out. +[2/3]
>>37414971Operation Maximum is go.
>>37414971"I'll go," Mami suddenly says, stepping forward. "Chiaki-san, go with Sayaka-san and Wendy to the higher floors, you'll need them in case Oriko has more things like that stationed up there." She gestures to the daemon's corpse you've left in pieces on the floor. "I'll take care of Kyoko-san. Focus on getting this mission done as quickly as you can.""N-no, I...I should go," Sayaka's face is ashen white, even underneath the mask of blood and gore from all the slaughter earlier. "Kyoko's hurt, and...""Sayaka-san, you are the most capable Eversor we have at this moment. Your Warmaster needs you. Finish this with her. I'll make sure Kyoko is safe." Mami gives your Equerry the smile - a smile capable of defusing any situation no matter how tense it got, a smile that could cool any soul running hot with anger or rage. "...I'll go," Wendy murmurs. "My fault she had to fight that bitch. Let me--""Not in the state you're in." Mami cuts her off, frowning now. "We'll talk about your recklessness when we're all back home and complaining about how awful hospital food tastes." The blonde then turns to you. "Chiaki-san, please, let me. I'll catch up with the three of you once I get Kyoko home safely."It seems you have to choose who's going to rescue your best friend.Who do you choose?Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.Wendy. Time for her to make up for her fuckup. She still seems capable anyway, even with her missing arm.Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.
>>37415014>[x]Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.
>>37415014>[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.This seems like something Mami would be best at.I get the feeling one of these options is a death flag.
>>37415014[X] None of the aboveWe go, the better to observe the damage our careless choices have wrought.
>>37415014>[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.Mami ought to get this done the fastest. Sayaka would pussyfoot around or try to heal Kyoko up, while Wendy would take her time to get there and back up.
>>37415014>[x]Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.With Kyouko down, it's safer to take things out at range anyway
>>37415014[X] Dumb Blue-Haired Cunt. If we don't send her, she'll probably be crawling in her skin and be one step closer to the edge and about to break.
>>37415014[x] Leave Kyouko behind[x] Pick up Sayaka on the rebound
>>37415014Wendy is out of question. She needs healing. Only Sayaka can provide the healing.Either Mami goes, or you go, or everyone goes.We honestly needed to get Mami out anyway, both mami and kyouko have personal shit going on in this.[x]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.
>>37415014>[X]Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do....somehow I get the sense I'm setting us up for Octavia. But logically speaking, she is the ideal candidate. Capable of taking out any threat in the area, has healing capabilities to treat Kyouko with.The only trouble is that she might not be entirely rational right now, so we'll add a few words. [X] "Go, but keep your head clear and your eyes sharp. Acting recklessly will not help your girlfriend."
>>37415014>Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.RULES OF NATURE
>>37415014[X] Mami and Sayaka.We will save Kyouko dammit, no matter what it takes.
>>37415014>[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.PARANOIA INTENSIFIES.
>>37415014oh god fuckThe best choice objectively is Wendy, because she's the least battle capable now.Let's hope if we ever need her expertise in the future, we'll be able to communicate via telepathy.[X] Wendy.plus, decu will never kill his own waifu, so everything will be saef
>>37415014>[x]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.capable and probably strongest overall. She can handle going to Kyoko and coming back quickly. Also probably the most calm reaction in case something happens. Also need Sayaka with us for melee support, we got range covered even without golden stuff if necessary.
>>37415014>Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.
>>37415014>Wendy. Time for her to make up for her fuckup. She still seems capable anyway, even with her missing arm.
>>37415014[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.Make way for twin-turbine blueberry bitching.
>>37415014>Mami, you trust her.>What could go wrong?
>>37415014Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.
>>37415014>[x]Wendy. Time for her to make up for her fuckup. She still seems capable anyway, even with her missing arm.Mami seems like she'd have more to add to our progress anyway.
>>37415014>[x]Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.Is this is the point at which we have to trust Sayaka?
>>37415014[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.Do we really want her around for when the golden weapons take us over around Oriko? NOPE.
>>37415014Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.Mami makes a lot of good points, but Sayaka is also much faster than her. Besides, with Mami's ribbons to do crowd control and slow down enemies to make them easier to shoot, she's just as good as Sayaka to bring along.
>>37415014[X]Mami. You trust her. She'll get Kyoko home. She has to.
>>37415168Mami certainly is capable, but Ahriman was gunning for her back when Kharn was warmaster. If we send her out alone and isolated, Ahriman may try to act on this opportunity.
>>37415151Or it could be the point where we need to trust Mami.
>>37415014Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.Paranoia, man. It'll get ya.
>>37415014Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.There comes a point where we need to trust Sayaka, remember.
The Mami choice is clearly delusional. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. She outright said a one-armed Wendy will be better help for us than her. Think about that. REASON about it. This is an outright lie meant to pull the wool over your eyes! She is planning on killing Kyouko and you all know it!
>>37415014She's not dead!
>>37415014[x] none of the above. we all go and secure our fallen comrade. This place is filled with demons and abominations, and I imagine they aren't happy that we killed one of their champions. For all we know there are two more of those damn big bastards we just skullfucked moving in on Kyoko right now and they have a head start. Plus we know that the red suited fuck's magic doesn't heal properly. The whole squad goes to secure our downed friend. We can spare the time.
So what song should we play during the funeral?Might as well start writing the eulogy now.
>>37415266>>37415273TO THE EVERLASTING GLORY OF THE EVERSORSHINES THE NAME, SHINES THE NAME OF KYOUKO-CHAN
>>37415247Then we'll kill Mami and get our 400,000 Risa points.
>>37415271Those binary choices, they'll get ya. I think you're on to something though.
>>37415271oh, and if the scene is super graphic and terrible, everyone will be there to support each other and possibly help blueberry not witch out. send fucking everyone is what I'm saying.
>>37415271>>37415313>>37415323Good points, gentleman. What's Decu's current stance on deviating from pre-determined options?
>>37415350He's fine with it
>>37415358We'll know next time then. Gotta try to blindside the likely outcome sometimes, after all.
>>37415014>Sayaka. If there's anyone who's going to get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do.plz
really even if we have to do a full extraction right now by sending the whole squad that wouldn't be the worst thing. We've shown the enemy we're capable of hunting them down and actually fighting them. By killing the redsuit we've also disabled (as far as we know) one of their greatest capabilities against us. We've managed to do some good shit here. It would be perferable if we could solve the whole situation right now but. we take what we can get.
everyone remember: first one in, last one out. that was the hint given to us to stop tragedy. I feel like we already fucked that up but. just remember it from here going forward.
>>37415438There might be repercussions for re-using the warp technology again, though. The last time we did so, the Transcendent One knocked us out long enough for us to be a liability. Imagine the consequences later.Furthermore, there's no telling how the Akashic operation will affect our movement in time (i.e. how far into the future we've been shifted or not shifted).>>37415461Well, are we supposed to interpret that as a general strategy to get all units extracted, or a specific, tactical instruction for Murderface to eternally take point?
>>37415487Also more blondes. Can't hurt to post more blondes.
>>37415532Blondes are best applied in three-picture bursts, as opposed to fully automatic blondeposting.
Blondes a shit.Dark hair a best.
>>37415487I'd take it as Murderface should take point and not to be surprised if, by a chain of events, everyone else needs to be evaced along the way.
>>37415487Well, this quest is crossover as hell...and the Akiasic Realm is supposed to be The Warp/Limbo...so it stands to reason we could wind up briefly falling out of it anytime or anywhere?Could you imagine us fighting a giant demon as we're falling out of a portal into another world.We're standing on it's face, noodly legs bracing apart a jaw the size of a small building while we fire our gun into it as we pass through the scintillating light of a portal and into another world. The foreclaws of the beast hit water just before its hind legs and a giant metal fist slams into the side of the face we were shooting into. Chiaki turns to see a robot even bigger than Tiny Pete, with a nuclear coolant tower as an upper torso/head.
>>37415715>Pacific Rim in MGNQ
>>37415271just for emphasis.
>>37415773I actually thought of Jet Alone from NGE....I've never seen Pacific Rim.
>>37415773Yes, just plain vanilla Pacific Rim.
>>37415941>>37415773>>37415955Decu just tweeted the other day he'd like to do the next part of Cherno Alpha Quest. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cherno%20Alpha%20Quest
>>37415266Kyoko, man...where did we go wrong.It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to the Warmaster's skull throne.(from offscreen) Zat vas yesterday!This one's for you.I got mad at Kyoko, for screwing up the Red Culexus caper. I hope I don't see her name in the paper, the obituaries, because that would mean that she's dead.Kyoko's not dead.I'm so glad Kyoko's not deadKyoko's not dead.Just the claps!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_15zx5uONzA
>>37415955That reminds me did he ever get those two japanese girl fall for him?
>>37416397They are part of his retinue now, It's possible that at least one of them has developed feelings him.
>>37416484N-not that they'd ever tell him or anything.Jeeze, anon.
Of course Kyoko didn't die. Decu won't kill off any of his waifus or give any real punishment for being stupid. Stop panicking, we could slap witches with dildoes and throw Kyoko into a meat grinder naked and there wouldn't be any long term repercussions
>>37416604Ehh. I got a feeling this might have fucked up any chance we had of Oriko being taken alive/ talked down.Kyoko would have been helpful in potential getting through to her.
ooooo, I hope we have a long update coming.
>>37415068You decide to let Sayaka go and pick Kyoko up. While you can certainly see the wisdom of having Mami handle it - the blonde could probably handle anything Oriko throws her way, either with her ribbons or her impeccable lethality with her rifles - you also can't deny that if there's anyone who'll get your best friend back, it's the person who loves her more than you do. The fact that she's your Eversor Rank Leader and an absolute monster with a sword in her hands also helped.Of course, you'd be lying to yourself if you didn't find Mami's eagerness a bit...strange. What she posited was logical enough, and again, you couldn't deny how tactically sound it was. But something was in her eyes when she pressed for you to send her to save your best friend. It wasn't the stoic, chilling cruelty from earlier, certainly not, but something oddly similar. Something oddly familiar....Fuck. No. You're just imagining things. Christ. Mami? Seriously? Her volunteering to fight her way down to your best friend to make sure she got home safe, when any other Magical Girl with her experience and rank would have told you to just suck it up and consider Kyoko's death a 'regretful, but necessary' one?This place is getting to you, you tell yourself. This fucking place."Just try to keep it together until you find her, alright? Going in there like a dildo's not going to help anyone." This you tell the Blueberry just as she finishes healing Wendy's arm, your ex's shadow-prosthetic seemingly having disappeared along with her grinning familiars from earlier. "And after you confirm Kyoko's evac, I want you to sync back up with the squad as quickly as you can.""You don't have to tell me twice, Murderface. I'm your Equerry, not a fucking recruit fresh out of basic." She snaps at you with her typical brand of bitch-laden venom - but it's spiced with an undercurrent of dread strong enough to make her voice tremble slightly. [1/2]
>>37416752Nah, I doubt he would even go that far.
>>37416397Well, it's either cute brown manly shota or huge stinking perverted drunkard bear. Whould would you pick, Anon?Wait, actually don't answer that.
>>37416921She gives Wendy's arm one last once-over, before deeming it good enough for duty and nodding at the American. "I'm trusting you with Murderface, Cooldown. Try not to get her killed before I can.""...I'll try my best." Wendy intones. "Thanks. And...sorry about--""I'll only take your apology if there's something to apologize for. Right now, I just want to focus on getting her back." Sayaka cuts her off, before turning to you and Mami. Offering a textbook salute. "Mami-san. Murderface."She meets your gaze in particular, your purple eyes and her own blue ones - and something passes between the both of you. Not a pulsed message or even an emotion, but an understanding. A grateful one. And with that, you watch your Equerry - bloody cape and beastly mechanical sword strapped to her waist and everything - charge towards the floor's stairwell. Descending to the skyscraper's lower floors in order to recover your best friend.+ Or what's left of her, + Kirika chuckles, now able to speak again with your Desert Eagle holstered and the Muramasa back in its sheath on your hip. + I heard her pulse, Matsuda. It's less a plea for help and more of a mortis-cry of someone afraid of the encroaching oblivion. That one-eyed mongrel is dead, and you've sent off the one Magical Girl who can help you win this fight to play with her corpse. + + Don't listen to her, Nameless One. + Dildoes' voice is cold with dignified fury. + If it wasn't for her sentimentality regarding Oriko, this nasty business would have been concluded with the use of shaped charges placed in strategic points of this dreadful building. This mission would have been over long before the red one's life was placed at risk. ++ Her name's Kyoko, + You tell your past self. + Not the 'Red One', although you have a feeling that Kyoko would have probably liked that nickname. + Sakura Kyoko. +[2/3]
>>37416939+ Her name's Kyoko, + You tell your past self. + Not the 'Red One', although you have a feeling that Kyoko would have probably liked that nickname. + Sakura Kyoko. ++...Yes. Of course. Forgive me. + It's here that you're surprised again - a note of apology in Dildoes' voice, when the most emotion you managed to get from her was cold indifference. + Sometimes I simply forget their names. It's been a while. ++ That's fine, + You pulse back as you and the remaining two members of your Kill-Team make to ascend to the last few floors of the skyscraper. There'd been a working elevator in the room earlier - Mami had seen it used by the deranged half-daemon, half-Magical Girl cultists - but the goat daemon's arrival had ruined it beyond any hope of utility. As such, you are forced to take the stairs again. + I guess you didn't like the Kyoko of your timeline much? +There's a pause before Dildoes replies, and when she does, it's with the delay of someone choosing her words carefully. +...She was friendly enough. A bit misguided, and a bit too over-eager for my tastes, but...+ Another pause, and then, a cough. + She was there when I needed her. +You furrow your brow at this as you, Wendy and Mami begin your ascent of the skyscraper itself, with you taking point, Wendy in the middle and Mami bringing up the rear. All three of you with weapons in your hands, mindful that a horde could come screaming down from the higher floors at any moment, taking each step with a hurried yet cautious pace.Something's up with how Dildoes is talking about her Kyoko. It could be nothing, but...hm.Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.
>>37416966>[X]Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.We need to know.
>>37416966Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.
>37416966>[X]Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.Must tease Dildoes.
>>37416966>Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.Gee Homura some love for Madoka you got there.
>>37416966[X]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.Tease her when we're done.
>>37417005Like we're one to judge.
>>37416966>[x]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.Now is not the time. I see I'll be most likely outvoted but you gotta stick by what you think is right.
>>37416966[X]Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.I finally managed to cache one thread!
>>37416966>Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.
>>37416966>Drop the subject, focus on the mission
>>37416966>[x]Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.[megatron]Yeeeessssssss[/megatron]
>>37417005Braids hooked up with Blueberry.Didloes with Kyoubro.Who does that leave for MURDERFACE? Mami?
>>37416966>Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.>Anyone would choose the other option
>>37416966>[x]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.better not piss our other self off, regardless of whether we're right or not, she'd probably not like it. Also, this seems hardly the time for distractions.
>>37416966>Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.Do it!
>>37417066Kirika.THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS and all.
>>37416966>[x]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.Holy shit you guys get distracted easily. Kyoubro might be dead and suddenly everyone wants to know her shipping options instead of hurrying the hell up and finishing this so we can see if she's okay.
>>37417137We can discuss shipping options while we walk.We have experience.
>>37416966>[X]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.We don't have time for this. We need to get this mission done now.
>>37416966>Be blunt. Ask her if she hooked up with the Red One from her timeline.>"That's forbidden love.">>37416928>Not cute brown manly shota x huge stinking perverted drunkard bear
>>37416966>[x]Drop the subject, and focus on the mission. You're not out of the woods yet.We can press her for details later, when Braids and Murderface are there to heckle her.
>>37417135That makes surprising amount of sense.Also explained why she shut up when drawn next to DEagle even if going by what Risa said Golden Weapons should be competitive with each other for "attention".Or it's just Risa being off her rocker and us thinking with Shadowruns.
>>37417137Look. Life is short. If we dropped everything every time we were in a life-threatening situation, we would never have any ships.
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanartlink to the journal pastebin: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM>>37413823Is it too late for blondes?
>All these Kyouko death flag keep comingDamnit, Decu!
>>37417303We have nobody to blames but ourselves. We knew how to avoid it - and we derped it all up, because we have the collective memory of an earthworm.
>>37417480>>37417303She'll be okay!You just have to believe!
>>37417480but do earthworms constantly get distracted by ships and lewds?
>>37417303As long as kyouko doesn't say she's gonna retire after this one last job while eating pineapple salad waiting for her wife to say she's pregnant, we should be okay....r-right?
>>37417480I don't know about everyone else, but I was under the impression that "first in, last out" meant the mission as a whole, not every single encounter.
>>37417499I believe in her. Always did.
>>37417594Well, with Homucifer delaying us we didn't really keep the first part...
>>37417594I just thought it was lewd.
>>37417714Anon please don't remind me.
>>37417066Given that MURDERFACE is an earlier iteration of Chiaki Matsuda who went full-on... well, MURDERFACE in Siberia, and given how she reacted to seeing Midori a long long time ago, she hooked up with Murderface.And then she died a failure like all the others.Because that the Homura life for you.
if it helps she probably isn't dead RIGHT NOW. that really wouldn't be dramatic enough. What is probably going to happen is Sayaka is either going to get waylaid enroute or they are both going to get jumped as Sayaka reaches Kyoko. Then the prophet will probably at least try some 'I'm going to kill your friend in front of you now because fuck you. suck my magic gold demon dick.'so if we're lucky we might have one more chance to save her. if sayaka doesn't manage to just evac her out. we'll see how it goes, Sayaka could go crazy and brute force through ambush that might happen. We don't know.
>>37417851Relationships are a double edged sword. They can keep you sane, but they can also be the tipping point that flips you into despair.FWIW, I think Sayaka is probably the optimal choice for Kyoko to live, because healing. BUT, if she doesn't recover fully, this is gonna get real messy real quick, and if she was to die, it's an outright apocalypse.
>>37417851Or Sayaka goes crazy, overexerts herself, then both her and Kyouko witch out, holding hands, surrounded by the flesh of fallen angels.
>>37418027Good end as far as magical girls go.
Magical girls don't die when killed.
>>37418078For most of them, death would be a mercy.It all just depends on whether or not the Incubators have deemed mercy to be unprofitable.
>>37418051And then Super QB shows up and offers Sayaka a deal - one additional wish for the price of never being allowed to enter yuri valhalla. Sayaka wishes for time travel.You're a magical girl. You can't quite remember your name and have one of those edgy half-blue half-grey hairdos that are all the rage at stupid dance clubs. What do you do: Check your inventory Hang yourself Try to remember your past
>>37418155 Check your inventoryWe should have another Sayaka Quest. Maybe after all this warp bullshit is over and Kyouko and Sayaka can spend some quality time making babies
>>37418155 Try to remember your past
>>37418188Kyouko already got Sayaka fire pregnant
>>37418205Sayaka with morning sickness would be hilarious.
>>37416992 >>37416995 >>37417000 >>37417005You should be focused on the mission right now, seriously. With your best friend injured to the point that she couldn't even make a coherent sentence without coughing her lungs and this entire fucking op taking place in nowhere else but Hell itself - the last thing you should be worrying about is what kind of shenanigans one of your past selves got up to in their timeline.But somehow, you couldn't resist. Maybe it's that thing that happens to the human mind when it's subjected to extreme amounts of stress for a protracted amount of time - it tries to think of anything else and holds onto that, just to prevent itself from breaking down. It's never happened with you before - but then again, you've never been in this kind of situation before, to be completely honest. If you have, you don't remember it.To be this fucking worried about a team mate making it through the op in one piece. Not only that, but a team mate who's also your best friend.So of course you ask the fucking question, as you and your team make your way up the stairs. Anything to stop thinking about that. Anything to stop thinking about what could happen if you lost Kyoko here and now. What you would do if you lost one of the few people keeping you sane....Well, for one, you'd probably quit busting so much ass to save Oriko, that's for fucking sure.In any case, you asked it, and when Dildoes finally answered, it was with an ice-cold pulse-voice that could freeze spines and hearts in a single word. It reminded you of a harsher, less kinder Mami - one you accidentally stumbled upon during your days as Girl A. she'd been dressing a particularly-recalcitrant trainee then, reducing the hooligan to wide-eyed, world-shattering sobs.[1/2]
>>37418258+ I realize and accept, Nameless One, that you are trying your best to cope with your less than desirable circumstances, and indulging in gossip can prove to be a calming reprieve. + She huffs here. + And I am not known to the fact that you have a blunt nature, blunter than most of our sisters. But even for you, Nameless One, this is achingly tactless. +She hasn't answered your question yet. Did she or didn't she?+ ... + She sighs here, an exasperated one. + Does it really matter what I did during my timeline? It has no bearing, no significance in this one, which we've already established to be the last and therefore the most important. Whether I had a relationship with the red one or no, it matters little in the grand scheme of things, and-- +So she did, then.Another moment of silence, and you see in your mind's eye the silhouette of a long-haired girl hang her head in shame. + ...Fine. If you must really know, then yes. I had a brief relationship with my timeline's Sakura Kyoko. +The silhouette shakes its head. + But it wasn't...it wasn't my being disloyal to Madoka. It wasn't because I was straying from our course. It was because...well, we were the only ones left. In my timeline, Madoka had turned into a Witch, slaying both Sayaka and Mami in her rage. Devouring them from where they stood. But I still believed, back then, that the process could be reversed. That she could still be saved. ++ That, of course, was not the case entirely. I slowly went mad. My Soul Gem turned black no matter what we did. I wanted to surrender. I would have, most likely, until she came with her ghastly lack of manners and absurd eating habits and--+[2/3]
>>37418282+ Very well. I'm glad I was able to help. I was beginning to think I would be free to let that particular wound heal, instead of ripping it open every now and then just to satisfy someone's curiosity. + If her tone had been cold before, it was frosty now, with the spiked tang of spite.Well, now. That's a bit harsh. You just--+ You just wanted to know, yes. I'm well aware. + Dildoes snaps, before finally going silent. Her chilly presence melting from your mind, immediately and quickly, as if she'd stormed off....You hit a nerve there, most likely. You were preparing to apologize when suddenly--"The next floor." Mami suddenly says, her eyes wide, and it takes you a moment to realize that Dildoes had just uttered the same thing, in the same exact moment. You turn to see the blonde Vindicare's grip shaking around her rifle. "Chiaki-san, Oriko is in the next floor. I'm sure of it."+ Strange. That's what I was just about to tell you, too, Nameless One. + Dildoes murmurs. + But only because I sense the Golden Weapon nearby. Or at least its will. + A moment's pause. + It's the staff, alright. I can feel its malevolence, even if I were back in that vault you keep storing us in. +...Does that mean--+ I wouldn't jump to hasty conclusions, as I do not sense a Golden Weapon about her person. + Your past self's words seem tainted with hesitation, however. + But there are ways around that. Ways to conceal detection. I'd...advise watching your back, Nameless One, just to be safe. +Christ. Not her too.+ I am very precise with my choice of words, Nameless One. I rarely say things simply for the act of saying them. + A pause. + In any case, we both believe that Oriko is behind that door. I would suggest a more proactive plan of attack this time. +Which is?[3/4]
>>37418282>In my timeline, Madoka had turned into a Witch, slaying both Sayaka and Mami in her rage. Devouring them from where they stood. But I still believed, back then, that the process could be reversed. That she could still be saved. Jesus Christ.
>>37418299+ Charge in, guns blazing. Summon that metal-shod thing you call Teensy Peter, or whatever his name is. If it IS Oriko, then she'll have her usual coven with her. Strike them down with awe-inspiring force, and you'll have Oriko back even before the blue one returns. + Hah. You'll keep that in mind, then."Chiaki-san?" Mami asks you after a moment, her own brow furrowing in concern. "Are you alright? We lost you there for a moment, I said that--"Oriko's in the next floor, yes. You nod. You were just...talking to yourself, that's all."Ah." Mami and Wendy glance at each other, before the blonde nods at you. "Well, if she really is there, then I would suggest trying diplomacy one last time, Chiaki-san." At your expression, she smiles. "Yes, I know, but she must have seen how we've dispatched a decent portion of her troops. She knows what we can do, now, and she may be more amenable to surrendering this time." She nods here. "Always offer your enemy a chance to surrender, even while you're inches away from cutting their throat. The fear of death can always make a tyrant see his sins for all they are."What do you do?Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.Charge in, guns blazing.Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.
Did Decu die?
>>37418408>Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.
>>37418408>[X]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.
>>37418408I think that before we make any decisions, we shouldPulse to Sayaka and ask her how long more till she arrives.
>>37418408>Ask Kirika if she's still sane enough to go through with this
>>37418408>[X]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[X]Pulse to Sayaka and ask her how long more till she arrives.
>>37418408>[x]Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.she hates our guts and considers herself superior if Ahriman is possessing her. Pretty sure she'd gladly talk about it before trying to murder us.
>>37418408>[x]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[x]Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after all.We promised
>>37418408>Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.I don't thrust the mumi, but it was the plan we had. I say the exact moment she seems to be about to do something funny we go medival on her ass (we should say this to our team so we can all attack togheter)
Just as a gentle reminder: Oriko tried to kill Best Imouto.By burning her to death.And laughing at us after we arrived too late.Keep that in mind when you suggestion diplomacy.Charge in, guns blazing.Maximum Over-Violence Mode. We've already fucked up our entire inner circle in one go, we might as well not waste their sacrifices.
>>37418408>Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[X]Pulse to Sayaka and ask her how long more till she arrives.
>>37418408Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.
>>37418408if we break our word with the murder sword I don't know what it will do. so[x] ask mammaries[x] try diplomacymight want to summon tiny right now and just order him to be on stand by at the moment in case diplomacy fails. that way he is already prepared to form up.
>>37418408Hey. Hey, remember what happened with that agent? You know, that one. The one that burned entirely. The one where Yuma tried to kill herself. Remember how she surrendered peacefully and apologised profusely for all the trouble she caused? She was one of Oriko's. You can't expect Oriko herself to be any different.[X] Charge in, guns blazing. WAAAAAAAAUGH
>>37418408>[x]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[x]Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.With any luck it won't be a horribly regrettable decision to try to keep the promise
>>37418408>[x]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion."Does this look like a place inhabited by people thinking rationally?">>37418409Decu wouldn't die even if they killed him.
>>37418408>Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after all. But only after we destroy her retinue.
>>37418491Yes, but giving her that one last chance to surrender made us avoid Yuma's death flag. Decu said that if we had JacedYuma immediately, Yuma would have died.
>>37418408Don't charge in guns blazing. Set charges and blow the floor from under her instead.
oh, as for Mamie's current actions: I think she's terrified of golden weapons. Her clutching her rifle so tightly seems like a nervous reaction to me. her rejecting that golden rifle forever ago probably means she can still feel golden weapons, and evil madoka god still probably tries to tempt her with them. I don't think she's going to out right betray us, she's just super afraid of what golden weapons can do to people, or at least what she suspects they can do to people.She'll only try and put us down if we go super crazy I think.
>>37418408>[X]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[X]Charge in, guns blazing.lets show that we trust Mami by hearing her advice but assure our authority as a Warmaster and charg in anyway
>>37418528Nah, he wouldn't have killed her
>>37418408>[X]Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.Probably won't work, but mustn't upset source of pancakes!
>>37418408>[X]Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.
>>37418408>Try diplomacy again, as Mami suggests. You're still after saving Oriko's hide, after al.We did promise Kiriko.
>>37418408>[x]Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.>[x]Charge in, guns blazing.
>>37418408Charge in, guns blazing.We can demand Oriko's surrender after we have our foot on her throat.
>>37418546>her rejecting that golden rifle forever ago probably means she can still feel golden weaponsBut if Mami doesn't have the golden flintlock, then who does?
>>37418573>Decu said she would have died>Nah, he wouldn't have killed herI understand that Decu has been pretty lenient on killing characters off, but if he flat-out says it's a deathflag, I'd rather not tempt fate and poke the beehive.I'd like nothing more than to shoot Oriko and get this shit over with, but I have a feeling Decu is doing the same thing here and I'd rather not raise anymore death flags.
>>37418691It took another form and appeared before another Magical Girl perhaps?
>>37418709No, I think the forms are constant.
>>37418408Ask Mami how she came to that conclusion.[X]Other: pulse Sayaka and ask how much longer before she's back
>>37418188You peer inside the abyss that is your inventory. From inside two huge eyes look back at you and gradually you can make out the creature they're attached to. You're looking at a HUGE man of vaguely asian descent with a stocky build and HUGE muscles. Atop his head are what appear to be a pair of bunny ears and a pair of cracked square glasses adorn his eyes. Your sight lingers on his glasses and you feel the beginning of a beautiful fetish blossoming in your heart, but all that is interrupted by his beautiful booming voice: "What the hell do you think you're doing in my quest!?" the man inquires.You decide to stop existing.Congratulations, you've found ending 2/958.Your final score is 3/14000[GAME OVER]
>>37418720Then we are probably looking at a Rip Van Winkle and some Hellsing crossover characters or...perhaps...something even more sinister.
>>37418546>>37418691I was under the impression that she'd already used it once before Mamiquest, and that's why it kept showing up.That she still HAD it, she just refused to use it, ever.Then again, I don't read many writeups, so I could very well be missing something.
>>37418772Awwww, we didn't even find a lewd scene!
>>37418815You saw Decu naked.
>>37418833Awwww, we didn't even find a lewder scene!
>>37418860And you never shall
Thinking about it. We do have one advantage over Oriko.Remember when we used out timestop when we went to rescue our little sister Misaka? How the magical girls where were all like "You are not supposed to be here! Your were supposed to arrive too late!"It looks like our timestop is the only thing that can throw off the future sight thing that Oriko uses. Once we use it we disconnect ourselves from the chain of events that Oriko foresees and we can take her by surprise. Just a thought.
>>37418784Does this universe REALLY need another sharp-toothed, spectacles-wearing German with a silly accent? Did we not learn our lesson after the first?
>>37417714Still wish I had the rest of this.At least put the lewds on Patreon, Decu!
>>37418282>even for you, Nameless One, this is achingly tactless.Blunt. But almost always on point.
>>37418954>Does this universe REALLY need another sharp-toothed, spectacles-wearing German with a silly accent?Always.
>>37418944>Using timestop>while we're this close and technically won't gain much time>risk having Pinky anywhere near anyone that isn't Chiaki (or Midori?) for almost no reason
Damn it minty!
>>37418999>>37418957These will be posted in every thread, won't they.
>>37418999This is a blue board, anonPROMOTIONS
>>37418999This one might be a little over the line. Better not attract undue attention of mod-overlords.
>>37418957I should have the bottom of that..Does anyone have the middle?
>>37419058Yeah.Kyouko and Sayaka.
>>37419058Where is Deculture's secret stash?
>>37419057if >>37413915 didn't do it, I don't think >>37418999 will
>>37419077>Red Bitch is Kyouko's sisterNO. NO FUCK THAT, NO
I really wish someone would make reverse image searches that targeted specific sites. Like Imgur, or archive.moe, or something.
>>37419077Soooo, Zweihart is an edgelord,.I see.
>>37419124Your words wound me.
>>37419077Why would you even do this?
>>37419077Nigga what the fuck
>>37419077Fuck. They're on to us. At least they missed the vote-rigging discussion we had.
>>37419077GOD DAMN IT Dimunsis. You might have a point.
Was that an IRC log?For what purpose? Come on, that shit's not cool.
>>37419174Sure was. And now I'm back here. I haven't read a thread in months, and now I've been dragged back in. Goddamnit.
>>37419087Swole Avenue 3, Mare Humorum, Moon.
>>37419174Yeah, don't post IRC logs, or at least remove the messages not relevant to the discussion. At best, just rephrase it in a post and remove all identifying information, so you should have posted:Hey, what if Kyouko convinced Yuma to teleport her sister back instead of her and now Yuma wants to use Sayaka's teleport to bring back Kyouko, rather than leave her to die like she wanted?
>>37419219>implying the true MGNQminatti are even in the IRC
>>37419268The votes are rigged in the noosphere, not on the internet.Completely untraceable.
>>37419219>>37419268>They don't know there are layers of cabals, with Cooldown controlling them all, as she huddles under a pile of blankets in her room
>>37419124You couldn't tell? Everything they do is like a 15 year olds try hard edgy faggot journal they carry around to class
>>37418999Mods must be dead, this thing is still up.
>>37419324>Cooldown controlling them allShe doesn't control me. Maybe Attarou.
>>37419334Tell you what, next time I'll shop some male nipples over kharn's, then it will be ok.
>>37419334And you're complaining why, exactly?Did somebody else at your work just get promoted?
>>37419268I'll believe you when I see Midori lewds.
>>37419324>Cooldown controlling them allThat's objectively false. I have peered into the heart of the cabal and uncovered their innermost secrets. The one pulling the strings is actually a skeleton.
>>37419359I want to deny this, but with how much I consult with her it might be true.
>>37419112We are pretty sure its Erebus
>>37419324>Cooldown controlling them all, as she huddles under a pile of blankets in her roomCooldown does comfy? If that's the case, links of conspiration might lead far beyond the scope of this quest.
>>37419324I can believe it. Sounds like Cooldown. The huddling under blankets part. >>37419414I never knew you were a sub, Attarou. She has you wrapped around her little finger.
>>37419441Shit I forgot about her.It's more fun to think she's Kyoko's sister though.
>>37418408>Charge in, guns blazing.We can't deal with Oriko unless we deal with her sorceror headmate.And we cant do that until we dispatch her coterie
>>37419456I know, I know, but considering Erebus is a reference to that Nyaruko girl who is a reference to Cthugha and the red bitch is all about flames, it seems likely that red bitch is Erebus
>>37419536Didn't we already kill an Erebus when we were doing the Kharn flashback?
>>37419332Malal can write. I suppose Planefag, Cooldown, and Archival too.
>>37419483Well of course he is. How else do you think he got to shoehorn her characters into his writeup?
>>37419441Erebus wasn't a bitch, though.
>>37419547Din't Wendy and Midori died?
>>37419559Pretty sure that person meant 'they' because they weren't sure of Zwei's gender, not to refer to all of the writefags.
I am justice.
>>37419600Does it matter? Zweihart sounds pretty edgy. Or maybe just her MC is.
>>37419547>>37419579Wendy came back in a non-interactive segment of the story and Midori likely got a pass because we just did one really stupid decision (and we still had to pay in-character).Erebus is a slightly more important character settingwise than she appears, but due to that we also got like three DM prompts for "do you really want to do this, actually want to kill this person?"So for that same reason it would be very strange if Erebus was left alive. That would feel actually really cheap.
>>37419699Softer than the softest sofa at soft sofa store?
>>37419663>left aliveDoes Pink really seem the sort to just play one side?
>>37419766No, she'd clone herself and double team you.
>>37419625I am salvation.
>>37419663>Erebus got an illustration while Ahriman herself didn't get shitYou could almost taste the atmosphere when DM introduces an amazing NPC he was looking forward to using and dickass thief gut stabs it on sight.Guess he shouldn't have let us play Kharn if he wanted someone to live.
>>37419793I am love.
>>37419793You're a bitch.
>>37419810To be fair, the players also wanted to let Erebus live, since they hesitated to kill her twice. They only went through with it because she was really fucking persistent and they figured it'd be good to give her an honorable death,
>>37419714NOWE NEED TO GO SOFTER
Kyouko corruption doujin when?
>>37419885Why do you think we sent her girlfriend to her deathbed?
>>37418429 >>37418432You shake your head at this, letting out a sigh. Fine. Even if your first impulse is to kick the door down and charge in shooting, Mami's logic is unshakeable here. You ARE still after saving Oriko's hide, and it does sound like there's a decent chance that she may surrender after seeing you and your Kill-Team make short work of her minions. Hell, you skullfucked one of her bigger, badder monsters with your gun. If that doesn't make anyone change their minds, well, you tried.So yeah. You'll try diplomacy again, for all the fucking good it'll do.But first of all, you want to know how Mami knew. How did she figure out that Oriko was up in the next floor? Mami blinks at you, seemingly incredulous. "Really? You couldn't tell, Chiaki-san, even when we're this close, in this place?" She shakes her head here, before gesturing to the floors below you, down the stairwell. "I began to feel her presence a couple of floors back. It only got stronger every step we took, and only now hit me with full force." ...You didn't feel it, no, but--"Felt it too," Wendy murmurs, her brown eyes looking up at you. "Clear as fuckin' day. Thought you knew, since you're point and everything." Ah. Well. ...Fuck."You're distracted," Mami says after a moment. "If it's about Kyouko-san, I'm sure Sayaka-san has things under control. You have to focus on what we're about to do, here and now. More than just our lives hang in the balance, here - Oriko's depending on us, too."Yeah. Probably.[1/2]
>>37419885Corruption nothing.Shes been killed by red culexus, who is kyoko fron another timeline.
>>37420001But if Kyoko doesn't make it--"Kyoko will. Kyoko's tough, and Sayaka's tougher. You know this." Mami smiles. "But if she doesn't? Then I'll be behind you on whatever you decide to do, Chiaki-san. I'll even pull the trigger myself."You look into the blonde's warm amber eyes here, finding nothing in them but truth and honesty and not a shred of deception. Pure conviction, tempered by warmth and compassion. The cruelty was still there, but it blended into the determination in her gaze rather than standing out in stark relief.You nod again, and making your way to the door leading to the next floor - the floor where Oriko would be - you prepare to push it open with your free hand, while keeping your Desert Eagle ready with your other.Diplomacy, huh?"Just one last time, Chiaki-san." Mami whispers. "If not, then we tried. At least we can say that much."You push the door open and step into darkness.An inky darkness that is then suddenly disturbed by a single light, flickering into existence, right in the middle of the floor. A single solitary candle, on top of a table, its soft light illuminating the tea set on top of it as well as the table's sole occupant.A blonde-haired young woman with sharp features, her hair teased in an elaborate bun, and her form sheathed in an ornate kimono. "Wendy Cooldown. Tomoe Mami. And the Angel Slayer Reborn." The girl smiles, in a voice that was and wasn't Mikuni Oriko. "Please, join me for tea. I do believe it's time to try and be diplomatic again, correct?"You narrow your eyes, first at the girl sitting at the conspiciously-placed table, and then at the shadows dancing at the light's edge, horned and tusked ones with claws the size of scythes. Yeah, no, this isn't a fucking trap at all. [2/3]
>>37420027"The darkness isn't real, Angel Slayer. Not in this place, in this time." She gestures to the empty chairs in front of her, three of them. "Please. If we're going to kill each other anyway, what's the harm in talking one last time?"How do you react?Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.Refuse. You're not stupid enough to fall for something like this.Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.
>>37420020I meant that Kyouko has her soul raped by Homucifer and gets turned into a demonic minion that taunts Murderface and Chaika
>>37420049>[x]Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.Fail to prepare...
>>37420049>[X]Refuse. You're not stupid enough to fall for something like this.
>>37420049>Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.
>>37420049Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.
[x]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.Don't eat or drink anything though, this is sort of obvious.
>>37420049>[X]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.>[X]Get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.This is NOT Oriko.
>>37420049>[X]Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.
>>37420049>[x]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.
>>37420049[x]Refuse. You're not stupid enough to fall for something like this.Suffer not the witch to live. Let the purgation begin.
>>37420049>[x]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.we decided to try diplomacy, so we try diplomacy
>>37420049>[x] Say yes and then timestop. Then start breaking every bone in her legs and arms. Its the only way to be sure
>>37420084>This is NOT Oriko.She is there somewhere. She is not in control right now but chances are she can hear us and listen to us. Well, to Kirika if nobody else.
>>37419872Wendy's sweater soft?
>>37420049>actually sitting in one of the chairsThis is retarded as fuck.[X] Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation. Also, do not fucking touch the chairs.
>>37420049>Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.>Get wendy/midori to check for illusionsIt's all an illusion.
>>37420049>Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.
>>37420191Yes, exactly like that. If we have to, reach into the shield and pull out enough guns to make a gunthrone, then sit on it.
>>37420223Sitting in chairs is for pussies.
>>37420246No no no no. Not a chair. Gunthrone.
>>37420049>[x]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.At least burgerbutt and Mami have no-one to blame but themselves if we get them killed by a stupid choice!
>>37420049>[x]Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.
>>37420267Nah, gunthrones are for pussies.
>>37420223If only we'd kept the skull throne.
>>37420049[X]Fine. I'll play your games, Witch.[X]Accept, but get ready to spring into action and summon Tiny Pete at the slightest provocation.We can be careful but not trigger twitchy, right?
>>37420313Perfect opportunity to build our own throne. Build throne, establish dominance.
>>37420366this is pointed at the wrong postit's funny to me though>>37420049>>37420370
>>37420366>>37420370Wh... Which one do I believe? How do I know when the voting period is over?!?!
>>37420366Alright! Pausing thread for now! We'll have another thread this Sunday night!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! We have a few writeups today, including one about Rea! Questions answered after them!
>>37420366>>37420370...is this a screw up, or a brilliant joke? I can't tell...
>>37420370>>37420366Wrapped. Around. Her. Pinky. Finger.
>>37420415Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived.Have a nice day/evening everyone!
>>37420421>>37420427It was a screw up.
>>37420421It was extremely intentional and not at all me not telling Attarou I wanted to put the Fucking Bullshit banner up.>>37420447SHHHThey don't know that.
Actually putting things into coherent words for once.http://pastebin.com/hK9wByrm
>>37420415Side write-up to Attarou's stuff, Friday Night Magic with the 6th. Magical Scrubbernaut Heather Crunch vs Magical Reanimator Valentina Tenko, Magical Burn Jade Nakajima, and Magical Omnishow Amber Nakajima http://pastebin.com/QPfnJcG4>>37420457Not even he knows that?!
>>37420415If Kyouko dies, can we carbonite her corpse? Dildoes could schlick to it I guess.
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz…I wasn’t kidding when I said I didn’t think I was going to win this. Fuckerfly’s an actual Eversor, and presumably she got the full training package. She’s already proven that she is now stronger and faster than I am; if she’s not lying, then ink poisoning won’t work on her again. This is a relief, since it was pretty horrific, but it would have made stopping her a lot easier. I also can’t do what Checkers told me and aim for the legs and joints, because Fuckerfly’s part robot now, apparently. Fuck.I take a couple steps back before charging right at Fuckerfly, gripping the pen spear as tightly as I can. Fuckerfly rushes away from Tanis to meet me head on, letting out a war cry that drowns out the clanking sounds of her movements. She doesn’t even try to avoid the attack, and it runs her right through the chest, emerging through the other side with a wet, meaty noise. She cringes before her expression shifts into a sneer. “Are you scared yet?” she taunts.I nod earnestly and let go and bring up my arms to block. I’m just in time to let my robot arm take the full brunt of her mace strikes, and stagger back. Fuckerfly tosses her maces up, then breaks the spear running her through before she catches them again. Fucking showoff.I bring my arms up to defend against another attack, which knocks my fist into my jaw. The coppery taste of blood fills my mouth, and I spit at Fuckerfly’s face. This just pisses her off –more- and she presses her attack, my joints protesting as each block threatens to rip them out. My legs are trembling in fear as I get forced back, and my ears starting to ring from the loud clanging. Even my robot arm’s starting to feel numb, and that shouldn’t happen! She’s like a boss that can kill you in one or two hits!…I can’t let terror stop me, though. Gotta suck it up and fight back.[1/10]
>>37420415Do you believe that it is possible for someone to become *too* huge?
There’s a meaty, crunching noise from behind Fuckerfly – while we were distracted, Tanis snuck up behind her and axed her in the back. This proves enough distraction for me to run back and charge Fuckerfly again, punching her in the stomach. It’s semi-ineffectual, as that area is plated with armor. However, she gets blown back by the force of the attack and crashes into the bed that I was hiding behind before, which buys us some time.“Let’s make a break for it,” I suggest to Tanis, getting her attention. Clutching her bloodstained axe like a security blanket, she nods as we both return to the headache-inducing hallway. “Uh, can you lead?” I ask her. “I don’t know which way is out.”Uh oh, the clanking sound is starting up again, which means Fuckerfly’s back on her feet. With some reluctance, Tanis grabs me by the arm and pulls me along, slithering as fast as she can. Which is fast, but not as fast as I can run, and definitely not as fast as Fuckerfly can chase us. Risking a glance back, I see her emerge, sliding on the floor from poor traction as she rounds the corner. Something black is poking out of her stomach.“EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE SHITS!” she roars, and the sound of gunfire that I heard earlier returns. It turns out that black thing is a machine gun, and it’s shooting at us, bullets whizzing by and thunking against the walls. Who the fuck installs a machine gun in their stomach?My left leg is suddenly filled with an intense, burning and familiar pain as a bullet lodges itself in my thigh, and my right leg shortly follows after. I’m almost knocked to my knees bow how agonizing it is, but Tanis pulls me around a corner before I can fall over. I end up with my back against the wall, my breaths coming out erratically from my body telling me to pass out.“Hold on, I-I can treat that,” Tanis frets. Milly doesn’t give her the chance, though, appearing around the corner before Tanis can do anything about it.[2/10]
Marina said that you can either tough out a bullet wound, or dull the pain with intense emotion. Toughing it out didn’t work during the exercises, and I –need- to do something while Milly’s drawing out her attack to scare us.So I get mad.I think back to what I said earlier about trying, about not being good enough, and I let indignation be my anesthesia. The white-hot agony is reduced to a dull, stinging feeling, still painful, but something I can actually work around. Fuckerfly’s threat of violence is ruined by me springing back to my feet and connecting my fist with her face; I knock her into a nearby wall.“Can you flank her?” I whisper to Tanis through clenched teeth, not wanting to risk running away while Fuckerfly can still catch us. The snake girl makes a small affirmative noise as I make another spear, and we charge down Fuckerfly again. The pain spikes with each step, but I gotta back up Tanis.Milly growls, picking herself up off the ground and running up to meet the both of us head on. “You destroyed my memorial garden for my family, Eleanor! You ruined everything!” she asserts, “You –deserve- this! Now just give-!”“SHUT UP!” I interrupt her, letting her deflect my spear attack. “Yes, I did something awful!” I jump back a ways to lure Fuckerfly towards me, and she takes that bait. “But that doesn’t excuse you at all!” I yell at her.“I feel horrible and very sorry for what I did!” I insist, my spear snapped by a combined attack from her maces. “But I don’t feel bad for protecting people caught up in your hissy fit!””I –want- to make it up to you somehow!” I shout emphatically, Tanis delivering a sickening blow to Fuckerfly’s back. I follow up with punches to her face, words punctuating each hit. “BUT NOT! LIKE! THIS! I! DON’T! DESERVE! THIS! CRAP!” Finally, I hit Fuckerfly in the chest, cracking her ribs with a disgusting sound. “-NOBODY- DOES!”[3/10]
Somehow this isn’t enough to make her stop, and she shoots me point blank. Pain comes back to me as my gut is shredded apart by bullets, and I stagger backwards in shock. I make a new spear at the last second, propping myself up with it like a cane as I try not to watch my insides gush out. Fuckerfly takes another one from behind, and whirls around to deal with Tanis, knocking the axe out of her hands and… well, her wings obscure what she’s doing, but I recognize the sound of somebody being literally beaten to a pulp. I’d throw up if I still had a stomach.The inviting embrace of unconsciousness is there waiting for me, but I can’t. I can’t just leave Tanis to die for getting involved in my shit. So I find more things to get angry about, more things to focus on besides being disemboweled with bullets lodged in my legs.I’m sick of people getting hurt for being around me. I’m sick of being outdone every time I try to compete in something. I’m sick of being scared by everything that happens around here. I’m sick of almost being killed every time I get in a fight.The almost certainly fatal condition feels like a minor discomfort. Nausea, maybe, which is good enough for me. Wrapping myself around the spear as its tip embeds itself in the ground, I open my metal fist. Another pen spear forms, and I cock my arm back.Please work this time, I silently pray as I hurl the spear at Fuckerfly, nearly stumbling over from the exertion.Before the spear runs Fuckerfly through her chest and pins her to the wall, before she lets out her screams of pain and rage, I make another one. Once Fuckerfly starts struggling, I throw another spear at her chest. A third one follows immediately as her cries turn to gurgles. That should hold her for a bit. I don’t have any delusion that it’s enough to keep her down, but I have to keep Tanis from dying here, even though I’m probably screwed.[4/10]
>>37420514Wat!>>37420579Hahaha, no, of course not!
My rage and adrenaline are spent, so the pain returns in full force, like white hot metal and the unique sensation of having no stomach. I fall to my knees and start to retch, forcing myself to check the condition of the snake girl-Wait, where’d she go?Someone grabs me by the shoulders and pulls me behind a corner. There’s a sudden, sharp pain in my neck, and the tickle of something else. I can’t turn around to see what’s going on, but the pain from the injuries is… fading is the best I can describe it as. I can even see the skin around my stomach reforming, though the costume that covered it stays torn in that area.Finally I’m released, everything looking good as new, if a little pink. I spin around to find Tanis vomiting up blood and her insides spilling out, among other signs of things being broken. Fuck, even her posture’s lopsided. Don’t you smile at me, dammit! This isn’t funny!Now there’s something moving around beneath her skin. Like it’s scratching at the surface, trying to claw its way out. I… I don’t know what to make of it, but it’s not as distracting as the thunking of Fuckface’s feet advancing on us again. I have to try and hold her off until help arrives or something. Fuck, I don’t know, but I’m not just going to leave her here.Fuckerfly rounds the corner in time for me to make another spear and lunge at her. She catches it with her hands, and I let her keep it. I make a new one and go on the offensive, forcing Fuckerfly to fall back. The fighting has managed to take its toll on her, Eversor regeneration or not. I can see that the freshest wounds aren’t closing yet, leaving holes that show off her ink-covered heart and lungs. She’s breathing pretty heavily, and even her robotic parts are dripping with sweat. I can’t believe it, but she’s wearing down.[5/10]
I’m in better shape, at least, but that could change very quickly if Fuckerfly decides to start shooting again. She suddenly starts grinning, and I back the fuck off. This turns out to be the right choice, as she starts cackling while the machine gun thing keeps shooting. Diving behind the corner, I only get shot twice in the right shoulder thanks to my foresight.What else is there to get mad about… I’m sick of being unable to read things without triggering a trance. I’m sick of only surviving due to dumb luck. And I’m really sick of Fuckerfly antagonizing me. The anger once again eases the pain of the gunshot wound, making it bearable for the time being.Alright… alright… I can’t go after her head on again. Without Tanis supporting me, I need to get behind her somehow and finish this. I spend way too long thinking about it before I run down the hallway and turn left, sliding a little thanks to the lack of friction. I scramble forward, rush to the end of the hall, and turn left again, Fuckerfly’s heavy footsteps moving towards where I was before. I keep going and turn left a third time and find she has her back to me.I make one more spear, and dash toward her as fast as I can, for what I hope is the last attack. Fuckerfly hears me coming, but she’s not quick enough enough; as soon as I get close, I change my stance: feet open, shoulders back, body crouched low, spear forward. And then I spring at her, spearing her in the chest yet again, and keep going. Yelling the entire time as I tackle Fuckerfly into a wall with a loud crash, and pin her there yet again. I feel her ribs and spine crunch under my shoulder, and she coughs blood and ink onto my face in response.Her normally prim and proper brown hair is wild and matted with viscera and ink. Her white costume is stained red and black. The gun barrel is bent at a weird angle. And she’s… she’s actually starting to cry a bit.…She looks really pitiful right now.[6/10]
Damn, nodded off. Am I in time to catch the rest of the- >>37420415>ChikuwaWell, fair enough....also >>37415068 >37416921welp why'd you have to go and reply to my post decu. now Kyouko's survival is on my head.
>>37420689We have a demon skull, may as well freeze the corpse of our BFF in a cool/lewd pose!
Once again I’m aware of the wound in my shoulder, burning like molten metal under my skin. I can’t stay mad like this. I just can’t. For fuck’s sake even she doesn’t deserve this shit.…It’s not going to work. What I’m going to do isn’t going to work. It’s just going to earn me derision from Miss Schulz. She’s just going to scream curses at me, or try and attack again, or something. But even so, it doesn’t feel right to leave it at this.“…I’m really sorry about all this, Miss Schulz,” I murmur, staring at my boots in shame. “I, I don’t want to die after all, but if, um…” I wipe at my eyes with my sleeve – a part that isn’t covered in something - before I continue, “if we run into each other again later, and you’re still mad…” Sucking it up, I stare her straight in the eyes, meeting her hateful glare with no such animosity left in me. “if there’s anything I can do to make you feel better, or make things up to you somehow, then I’ll do it if I can. I mean it. Just… just stop involving other people to get to me. Please.”Miss Schulz lets her face relax and looks at me with incredulity. Like she’s actually considering what I told her just now. However, it turns into a scowl right after, and she starts struggling against the spear. Darn.I think I’ve done enough, so I leave her there, walking back to where I think I saw Tanis earlier. Hope she’s alright.Tanis is standing by another bloody pile of brown stuff, apparently dusting herself off or something. “Eleanor!” she says, looking completely unharmed again. “Did, did you get her?”I nod, relieved to see her okay. “Yeah,” I tell her, “I don’t think-“And I’m interrupted by the erratic clanking of a certain someone coming towards us at speed.“Oh, come on!” I groan at Miss Schulz as she comes into view, maces ready. “Do we –have- to keep fighting?”“That won’t be necessary,” a stern voice informs me.[7/10]
A wisp of smoke appears out of thin air in the direction of the mysterious voice, causing Miss Schulz to slow to a stop in curiosity. Swiftly, it expands into the shape of a tall woman in a vest and skirt, with her back to me and one hand on her hip. Her half-cape and shoulder length black hair billow out behind her as if blown by a gust of wind. Her other arm rests at her side, both arms covered in black tattoos that give a distinctly snake-like feel.I don’t know why I’m scrutinizing her like this. I know who this is.Miss Madge clears her throat, seemingly ignoring me for now. “Lady Muck,” she taunted, Miss Schulz going red in the face, “your performance was embarrassing. Have the dignity to bow out.”“Fuck off, Madge!” Miss Schulz snarls, stomping forward with loud clanking sounds. “This doesn’t concern you!”“But all of this –does- concern me,” Miss Madge insists, her silvery voice clear in spite of the cacophony Miss Schulz’s walking created. “See, the only reason you even made it this far is that I wanted to test Miss Slam, the Warmaster allowed it, and Miss Berry is indisposed at the moment.” She glances over her shoulder at me, a small grin on her face. “I really didn’t believe you would do as well as you did. Congrats, kid.”I probably shouldn’t have blurted out the first thing that came to mind: “…You let other people get hurt for some stupid test about me?” I grumbled, then covered my mouth in embarrassment.“I believed the risks were acceptable,” Miss Madge responds, drumming her fingers against her thigh. She glances over at Tanis and asks her, “do you have any objections, Miss Nagi?”“Oh, no. I mean, I don’t,” Tanis stammers, clutching her axe to her chest. “I don’t have any objections.”[8/10]
>>37420027>I'll even pull the trigger myselfNo, you won't.>>37420049Suffer not the witch to live
This seems to satisfy Miss Madge, who turns back to Miss Schulz. The berserker pounces at Miss Madge, but the Callidus Rank Leader turns to smoke the instant Miss Schulz reaches her, flowing around her assailant and reforming directly behind her.Miss Schulz has a faraway look in her eyes for an instant, then looks at her arms and starts screaming hysterically. Miss Madge calmly strides right past her as Miss Schulz begins clawing at her arms and legs, skin flaking off and metal screeching against metal. The girl falls over, grabbing her right wing and ripping it out with an agonized scream. After much groaning from the artificial enhancements, she even manages to tear her right arm and leg off, tossing them away and thrashing on the ground as she attempts to remove all her limbs.The horror of the situation finally sinks in fully, and I yell imploringly at Miss Madge, “Stop that!” She quirks her eyebrow at me, but doesn’t stop smiling or drumming her fingers on her thigh. “Please, don’t torture her any more,” I plead, balling my hands into fists. “I know what it’s like to have a bad day that drags on for a long time, and I want to make it up to her somehow!”Miss Madge doesn’t really do anything for an agonizingly long amount of time. Miss Schulz’s spastic motions seem to increase in intensity, and I wonder if she’s doing the opposite of what I asked out of pure spite. Gradually, though, he screams turn to whimpering and she seems to tire out, taking big, heaving breaths. “Out of the goodness of my heart,” Miss Madge informs me, still looking smugly confident, “I’ll ignore the fact that you told me what to do.” Turning her head back to face Miss Schulz, she asks her, “well? Do you have anything to say in response, Miss Muck?”Miss Schulz tries to pull herself up to a sitting position, but the struggle proves pointless with just one arm and leg. Finally, she gives up and asks me, in a very small voice, “Why?”[9/10]
I smile slightly at her. “Because it’s horrible to kick someone when they’re down,” I answer. “Even if you don’t like them, even if you hate them, even if they’ve done awful things to you…” I have to pause to wipe at my eyes a bit before I finish, “that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t help them when they really need it.”Miss Schulz looks incredulous. “You don’t really think that, do you?” she asks.“Yeah. I… I haven’t been following that as well as I should,” I say with no small measure of shame - a bunch of really bad days isn’t a good enough excuse for me to be mean to people. I got a lot to make up for. “But it’s what I’m gonna try to do from now on.” That makes her go silent.“If that’s all, then,” Miss Madge says, “Miss Schulz will be confined to the Silent Room until Monday.” She looks back to me, looking very pleased with herself. “I’ll give you your performance evaluation tomorrow. Think of whatever questions you might have for me. For now, go get some rest.” She starts to turn to Tanis, but stops, her half-cape swishing around. “Oh, and a word of advice,” she adds, “tell your boss about this. I believe she’d like to hear it.”I nod along, still trying to process the fact that I’m getting a performance evaluation for not getting killed. Miss Madge orders, “Miss Nagi, please tend to Miss Slam’s injury before you escort her to her quarters. You are both dismissed.”Tanis moves up and signals for me to follow her. I’m more than a little relieved to be out of here. …I’m not sure why, but I’m cautiously optimistic about things. Maybe they’ll turn around for real this time. I hope so.No, things are going to get better this time. I’m going to make sure of it.[10/10]
Omake - Thanks“Here we are.”“...Thanks.”“Thanks for what?”“For saving me. I mean, even if you think that it’s your fault… you didn’t just, you know… run away and leave me behind.”“Really, I should be the one thanking you for saving me back there. And getting those bullets out... that's a bit beyond me.”“I guess we both saved each other?”“Hee, I guess we did.""Mm!""Well, I'm going to go check to see if Checkers called back yet before I get a little bit of sleep. Goodnight, Tanis. It was nice meeting you.”“Yeah. S-see you later, Eleanor.”..."YOU HAVE -FIVE- NEW MESSAGES.""What the fuck?"*beep*“Hey. Hope you’re doing okay over there, kid. Don't get yourself in too deep, Papers.”"Checkers must've been worried after all."*beep*"SLAM! WHY WON'T ANYONE ANSWER ME!""The hell?"*beep*"SLAM! SAY SOMETHING!""..."*beep*“Whoever this is, I… I, I just need somebody to talk to. Anybody. Call me back.“"..."*beep*[incoherent, slurred sobbing]"...I think I can put off sleeping for a little bit longer."
And that's it for now.Thanks to Deculture for letting me write and for all the picsThanks to Wendy for some inspirationThanks to Minty for proofreadingThanks to Twiceborn for the term "hanzer" to describe megucas like Milly and Eleanor, for proofreading, and for letting me use stuff from the FourthThanks to Hat-chan for Madge's designThanks to Jarv for the Tanis drawingThanks to Higurashi no Naku Koro ni for teaching me the phrase "delusional parasitosis"Enough with the 'healing' and chain-yanking, it's time to let the actual healing begin. Next time we finally get back to Heather.Eleanor is trying to be a good girl.
>>37413621Probably the parts of its head that are getting pulped by ricochet do though
>>37420891Aww yeah time for RECONCILIATION! Maximum dispute resolution!
TTC X-Chapters: The Nightmare Returns, part 3Finally some good progress was being made. I could feel I was growing closer to the goal, but at the same time a certain ominous sensation crawled over me, as if things were just about to or already had turned to shit. I didn't like this. I didn't like it at all. I was tempted to take another dose of Satrophine, but I knew it was too early. I had to wait a little more otherwise the consequences would be... unsightly.No, I had to reach my goal on my own power. It was no good to get there early if I let myself become a crazed husk in the process. Accidently killing someone I wanted to protect because of a miscalculation was about the last thing I wanted right now. To be honest I wasn't sure if I could handle either at the moment, with how frantic my mind was. I felt vulnerable.The environment around me suddenly morphed and changed, as if crossing biomes in one of those video games. No longer a tall jungle it was, but rather a broken wastelands of crystal. It looked like ice, but it was a sickly green tint and was not slippery, with rock-like formations rising erratically and randomly everywhere, some even taking intricate or impossible shapes. Under less stressful circumstances, I would have taken some time to observe and study the strange material, but my curiosity had to be postponed as I raced between towering pillars and giant flowers of crystal alike...Only to be greeted with the second last thing I wanted right now... Great...Too late did I realize; the crystals were scrambling my sense of smell with a strange, indescribable scent. Otherwise I would have felt the new enemy dead ahead much earlier.[1/11]
Out of all the beings in this realm, they were the ones I despised the most. The witches I could find useful. The familiars might as well be prey. The twisted half-mutated abominations I could at least pity. But these? They didn't belong in here. Their presence was an eyesore. Could I really say I belonged any more than they did? perhaps I shouldn't, but against my better judgment, I still felt like I did.There were seven of them, all clad in their iconic armor from head to toe except a lone blueberry with long twintails who forsook her helmet; probably the squad leader. A whole squad of these 2nd Officio bitches, and judging from their armors, it was a veteran one too. Religious fanatics, the whole lot of them, I hated them so much. I hated them even more than the Witch bitch who pretends to be Future Me. I've had previous run-ins with them before and they've always attacked me on sight. I tried to talk to them, get through those thick, indoctrinated skulls of theirs, but it's always proven useless before."One of them sneaked on us, be vigilant sisters." one of the helmeted dildos spoke up, pointing her sword in my general direction as I came to a stop."I don't have time for your shit! Get out of my fucking way or I'll MAKE you move." I snarled with poorly contained contempt."It speaks. Be on your guard, it has achieved sentience." It? Seriously? -IT-? I am so going to fuck you up Twintails. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.The pleasant scent of blood and sulfur rose up, shooing away that of the strange crystals' and bringing a modest smile to my face. The feeling of baleful energies running through your veins was always exciting, no matter if it was the first time, or the thousandth time, and in my current state of irritation it was a very soothing balm.[2/11]
I leaped, covering the distance in a blink as they were barely moving into combat formation. Once more I longed to be able to saw them apart like I used to, but simply feeling fresh blood run through my bare fingers would be satisfactory. If I couldn't see their faces, I could hear small gasps of surprise behind those helmets as my claws, fingers joined into single cutting tools, bit metal. The so-called 'Knights' closest to me managed to parry with their swords, but their blades were shaking heavily under strain, my claws pressuring both weapons as my smile grew lightly.I would have pressed on to establish dominance, but the rest of the squad didn't stay stunned, instead reacting swiftly. I was forced to jump to avoid shots from the rear-most squad two members, armed with a gunlance and a heavy halberd with a grenade launcher attachment respectively. I landed on top of one of the many crystal formations, denying the remaining 3 'knights' who had tried to flank and surround me. A war maul, a chainsword, and Twintails was a dual-wielding bitch with a long Arming sword and a short rapier.I took the precious seconds as they regrouped to gather this information and prepare something else, but War maul Bitch didn't seem to want to give me time since she bashed her weapon into the crystal I was balancing myself atop of. I had to jump to another perch as it crumbled down under my feet and Gunlance bitch started taking potshots at me. I turned to the side to expose my profile, using the dense metal of my forward hand to block bullets while gathering energy with my back hand.They stuck together closely. This would generally be a good idea, but not so much against me. One might think they'd learn by now, but no. I don't know what they teach those girls back at the 2nd, but I suppose the -actual- Witches take priority. Well, their loss. Enjoy fire.[3/11]
I unleashed a barrage of bolts of Warpfire straight in the center of the formation, forcing them to split up as iridescent flames rose and raged, licking away at their armors. One of the generic Sword bitches, probably a younger one recently transferred to the squad, hesitated and failed to move in time. Her screams pleased me greatly as she dropped her weapon and frantically tried to take off the armor on her left arm and hand, ablaze."Evans, cover her! the others with me, we'll punish that Heretic with death!" Twintails Bitch roared and the other rookieslut helped her comrade into hiding behind one of the larger crystals. Gunlance Bitch and Halberd Bitch kept trying to pin me down from a distance while the other 3 split up. They were learning, but it wouldn't save them. Actually, nevermind that, I don't even -have- to kill them all, I can just ignore them if I use the terrain right.Deciding to try to simply shake them off, I stopped my current plan of separating them in two groups by falling back in a calculated manner and instead suddenly reversed gears. I rushed straight ahead from pillar to pillar, narrowly avoiding falling whenever Maul bitch went fatty smash or when Halberd Bitch used her grenade launcher, either resulting in shattered pillars. Already I was putting some good distance between them and myself, so with some luck--The pain caught me by total surprise as some sort of energy beam hit me in the left thigh and somehow managed to cleave my left leg right off, causing me to plummet down onto the sickly green floor and swear profusely enough to make Daemons blush. I didn't have much time; I could hear their armors clanking in the distance as they kept giving chase.[4/11]
I glanced around urgently and spotted my severed leg. Without wasting a second I jumped towards it with my remaining good leg and landed with an uncomfortable roll, ended prematurely by one of the pillars hitting my side. I reached out with my left hand and grabbed it, putting it back roughly in the proper place while my right hand gathered more baleful energy.I won't lie, I'm usually pretty proud of my regeneration, but this was too much for it. There was a whole chunk missing so it wouldn't be able to take care of it; I had to do something more drastic. Once I applied the sorcerous spell, it was my turn to muffle screams through my bared teeth. I hated having to use this spell because it hurt as much as being next to a naked Culexus, but I didn't exactly have a choice at that point.The bone reformed first, baleful energies converging and shaping themselves into marrows and osseous tissues to bridge the gap. That was the easy part, though. The pain grew even worse as came the turn for cartilage and muscle tissues to grow around it, which took more time as well due to the bulk and complexity. I was finally able to take a breath as the skin finished, but it didn't last as I immediately had to roll out of the way due to Twintails Bitch's arming sword chopping down the ground where I was a second ago. She backed off when she saw I was fine, though, and motioned for the others to halt.-"Baxter! You said you shot her leg off!" she inquired with a glance back as I got back to my feet."I did! I swear I saw it!" another voice came from further back, trying to catch up. Gunlance Bitch maybe?[5/11]
- "Well her leg looks quite thoroughly unshot! we'll have a talk about exaggerating your achievements later." She then motioned to her buddies and Maul Bitch and Chainsword Bitch moved in to my sides. It looked like I wouldn't be able to shake them off so easily, but at this point, I wasn't really thinking much anymore. The pain, the hatred, the time running out, the tempting scent, this maddening realm...The hunger..."ENOUGH."My irises shrunk to the point where they were barely noticeable among the black tar. My mind snapped as I reached the limits of my self-control and patience, becoming little more than a beast of instinct and murder. I raised both arms towards the 'knights flanking me and wide arcs of purple lightning fired from the tips of my claws, knocking them both back several meters and leaving the squad leader alone for me to close in onto.She steadied her footing and readied herself for me. Commendable, in the situation, but I put a ruthless pressure immediately. Even with both weapons and her obvious years of experience, she was struggling to keep up with the sheer ferocity of my claws, swiping and stabbing with fury."Sisters! to me!" Shut up. I'll make you shut up. I'll make you shut up forever if you don't fucking stop.Despite her best efforts my claws slipped through her defenses a few times and drew blood, ignoring her armor as if it was mere wet tissue and grasping into the flesh. I was only stopped in my fury by the intervention of Gunlance Bitch and one of the rookieslut; the former managing to sneak a shot into my left shoulder while the later jumped down from a crystal formation and tried to strike me from overhead in a fairly well-coordinated attack.[6/11]
My new wound was already smoking with baleful energies from my regeneration as I grabbed the sword approaching me in my left claw and pulled to the side, making her violently crash down to my side while Twintails Bitch was still recoiling from her own wounds. Another shot from Gunlance Bitch found its way into my back as I turned to take care of the downed Rookieslut, but it utterly failed to even slow me down. My right claw fell down on her neck, cutting through the steel and severing it. It was so quick it was probably painless, but the scent and feeling of blood stirred me on, made me rejoice. I knew I shouldn't indulge. I knew I had more important things to do. But I could hardly control myself anymore."What in the Blessed lady's name is this thing?" A recovered Maul Bitch managed to inquire to Chainsword bitch, the two approaching me cautiously and defensively. I stared back, blood dripping from my claws."I thought it was a Familiar at first." step "But it's too powerful to be one" step "so it has to be a Witch, right?" step."Probably." step "Think it's an Alpha?" another step."Pull it together you two!" Twintails Bitch's nagging voice rose up as she did, wincing visibly from the wounds I inflicted on her earlier. "I.. think I heard of her. If that's the Tarrasque, then we -have- to take her on all at once." Yes, please do. "Harlow, call for reinforcements, we'll do what we can." Oh great, more religious maggots. "Keep steady and cover for each others, girls!""E-evans? EVANS!! BLESSED LADY NO!" Halberd Bitch stared down at the headless body of the rookieslut with shifty eyes as she made it on the scene."Summers! Wait!" The squad leader's warning was useless as Halberd Bitch charged at me immediately, wrath no doubt burning in her eyes . She was probably close to the girl I just beheaded.[7/11]
She opened by firing a frag grenade from that weapon attachment of hers but I simply jumped clear of the explosion. She raised her halberd to try to impale me as I was coming back down, but I deflected the blade by sending out another, smaller and quicker burst of Warp Lightning onto her arm, earning me a pleasant sound of pain escaping her lips, quickly followed by another as I landed right up to her face and swiped my left claw up her chestplate, raking it across from waist to shoulderplate. From the corner of my eye I could spot Gunlance bitch having jumped onto a Crystal pillar as well and preparing her light beam shit again, so I pushed Halberd bitch into the way of her line of sight, practically daring her to shoot through her friend if she could. I'd be in a pinch if she did, but fuck her either way.The others had managed to surround me again, but this time I didn't back out. I was too lost in my bloodlust to relocate. The four of them began to slash and smash at me while Gunlance Bitch I could only assume waited for an opportunity. I was doing much the same as I whirled around, deflecting blows with both claws while waiting for a lull in the strikes, occasionally kicking one of them away when their strikes were coordinated too well.And coordinate they did. Even though I did not have trouble keeping up with their attacks, they were all precise, meaningful strikes made by Magical Girls who knew well what they were doing without wasting any motions. Their teamwork was good as well, they had no doubt been working together for a long time and the Halberd-wielding one was particularly vindictive for her friend. That was good. You could only meet brutality with brutality. Ultimately though, it proved her undoing as she over-extended a strike and lost her balance.[8/11]
In a blink, I knocked away Twintails Bitch and Chainsword Bitch with a healthy application of baleful lightning and lunged onto her neck with an upwards strike more quickly than she could recover. Another head rolled down and Maul Bitch was too slow to stop it. Not too slow to hit me in the back and send me to the ground, though, preventing me from enjoying the warm sensation of flowing blood in the process. What an asshole.I rolled onto my back and narrowly avoided a crushing downwards blow, but not the sniper shot from Gunlance Bitch who fucked my leg up with her light beam bullshit, AGAIN.I grabbed the maul by the handle before her wielder could pull it back up, resulting in a small gasp from the 'knight', whom I tugged towards me with enough strength to make her fall onto me. In any other circumstances, I would have taken the occasion to have some healthy "fun" with her and leave her safe but confused, but I had neither the composure or the leisure at the moment, so I just took her skull.I had to roll some more to avoid more shots from the team Vindicare, who went for my head this time, but I had grown sooo sick of her by now. It only took a few seconds before a barrage of Warpfire took her by surprise and hit her squarely in the chest, setting her armor ablaze and making her fall down from her perch."Summers... Willow... Lyon..." Twintails Bitch was back on her feet, still jolting a little from the lightning as she looked frantically between my handiwork. Her body shook lightly as she fell to her knees, in shock and her own wounds not tended to. "Everyone... what.. what can I do...I have to stop her... There's got to be a way.. but how..."[9/11]
That was good, because I needed time to fix my other leg. Unfortunately, I wasn't in such luck because Chainsword Bitch managed to stomach the death of her teammates more easily and crashed down her weapon on me. I had to use both of my hands to catch it since I wasn't really in much of a state to be dodging. The chain screeched onto the black steel of my claws, sparks flying wildly but the weapon not managing to dig through the tainted fleshmetal.I held onto her weapon, locking it into a stalemate where she tried to force her way through, but I didn't give any ground. Even though I couldn't see her face, I could tell from the sounds she was making that she was driven by hatred right now. I would have wanted to say this was the same mistake as her comrade earlier, but really, who was I to talk about -that-? No one. I had no right.I smashed into the side of her armor with my good leg, which caused her to fall down to the side and roll with a curse. I followed even though she tried to slash at me once more in her fall and ultimately ended up on her despite my reduced mobility. In a last, panicked gesture, her chainsword started to bite into my torso, but it was too late.The beheading carnival continued, and Twintails was too broken to say a word about it. I flopped back onto the ground with a heavy breath as I let my regeneration take care of the injury to my chest for a handful of long seconds. With that taken care of, I sat up and reached for my severed leg for the second time in a far too short time, seating myself against a crystal tree and starting the same atrociously painful process all over again.[10/11]
Doing so pulled me back from my frenzied state and into a more collected, if still fragile one. As I stood up, I noticed the squad leader's breakdown was getting worse. She held her head with both hands, eyes frantically cycling through the headless bodies of the girls in her care, the girls who had put their trust in her. I sighed heavily and made my way towards her, which caused her to gasp and her eyes to narrow. Damn I despised those religious fucks. I grabbed her by the throat and lifted her to my eyes' level, giving her one backhanded, if genuine, piece of advice."You want to do something about it? Calm the fuck down. Don't Witch Out, survive. I didn't crush their Soul Gems, so they'll be fine if you recover them." I spat out coldly before dropping her back down and turning around, resuming my own journey.[11/11]
>>37420415Lewd question for the Decu:It's now been mentioned that it's not terribly uncommon for magical girls to temporarily become futanari abominations. It's not really my fetish, but it has left me with a question that will haunt me until it gets answered:Between Sayaka and Kyouko, which one usually has the dick?
>>37421288Think the moon-rabbit's knocked off by know. Going by the timezone he probably pulled an all-nighter to finish this one.Also didn't Sayaka call Kyouko her "husband" in the first Maximum Christmas? Kyouko probably has the dick
>>37421288>>37418957>>37417714>>37419058the answer is both
>>37421356When they're DPing their warmaster, sure, but I meant when it's just the two of them.I could see them trading off every other night, though.>>37421354>Questions answered after the writeups!>Falls asleep before the writeups are finishedEvery time.
>>37421417Well, Kyoko's the spear user, so that's gotta mean something, right?
>>37421417To be fair if I'm not wrong it's past 7 AM his timezone right now
>>37421356>>37421417Sayaka doms when Kyouko is being too silly; Kyouko doms when Sayaka is being too much of a bitch.Also yeah, I think that's a legitimate objection to the write-ups being posted at the end of the thread. We used to have this QnA thing going with Decu a while back, but now what are essentially Further Readings take up most of the thread. This wouldn't be such a big problem if Decu didn't live on the moon. Pretty damn sure he pulled an all-nighter for this one.Also, this is not to say the write-ups are bad. I actually enjoy them.
>>37421417He has an ask.fm now. http://ask.fm/Deculture
>>37421456Swords are just as phallic and just as likely to be a metaphor for a penis.
>>37421494But I want the answer to be there in the archives for everyone who reads MGNQ that way in the future to see.
>>37421585I don't follow.
>>37421576That's actually a pretty good reason. I don't think he'd have stuck around anyway, though. He ran really late this time.
>>37421664What's there not to follow, friend?Saber's sword is fucking awesome.Lancer's lance is fine too.
I'm posting this again because it amuses me.
>>37422161Slowly but surely it's coming together.
>>37422401But some of the most important parts are still lacking!
>>37422468Still better than us non-cartel plebeians had yesterday.
>>37422563We've been told not to post the whole thing. Sorry.pic unrelated
>>37422401It's almost like a lewd jigsaw puzzle now.
>>37422563If it makes you feel better, I don't have it either and didn't know there was more to it until today. Decu is apparently against sharing.
>>37422631I shared them once. Decu's cries of embarrassment were delicious.
>>37422604>>37422631So Decu a shit is what you're saying?
>>37422631Commissions are a commissioner's property, not the artist. That's why money changes hands.
>>37422687Well I didn't know it was a commission, no need to be snippy about it.
>>37422687Well on one hand, it's not like they're following his demands out of fear of retribution or obligation or whatever, they're just doing him a favor which he presumably asked nicely for.On the other I want to see it, so yeah, fuck Decu!
>>37422671I was talking about the person who commissioned it saying not to post it. They're enjoying your suffering. I don't really care either way.
>>37422751Aaaaah, that makes more sense then!
Guess I'll have to commission something that would make /d/ blush then.
>>37422751>Attarou has the lewds somehowWhat even is going on
>>37422751>They're enjoying your sufferingJoke's on them, the best part of any lewd are facial expressions so I've already won!
>>37422865I asked the person who had them for a link. I was going to share the link, but they asked me not to do that.>>37422902I fully agree. I may hit him up again with some new expressions in mind.
>>37423019Well whoever commissioned it is an enormous asshole then.
>>37423019Then tell them to quit stirring the fucking pot or I'll post it instead. That goes for you too.
>>37423081It's a bit late for that anon.
>>37423046He knows.>>37423081A bit late for that. We're going to fall off the board at any moment.