Inb4 Panzer *Goes back to the archives*

>>37400065
Give her the gnome.

>>37400065
>>wat do
"Did you just magically jump here through the telephone?"

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>>37400065
Pic related.

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>>37400074

Hello, friend! Here on 4chan we really frown on using *action* or similar things to denote actions, as if you were roleplaying on LiveJournal. Here on 4chan, we much prefer you to abuse the quotation feature (Using a ">" to start a line and make the text green) for such things. Even though it's the SAME FUCKING THING, we consider this to be much more mature and acceptable, and the asterisks to be awful and badwrong.

Thanks!

>>37400065
"I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE"

>>37400096
This.

>>37400065
"MINNA! I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME, UNLIKE THOSE TWO FUCKING LOSERS WHO DITCHED OUT OF A PLANE SO PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL THAT I WAS ABLE TO LAND IT WITHOUT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING WITHIN SEVERAL MILES! TRULY, YOU ARE THE MOST DEPENDABLE GIRLFRIEND AN ELITE FIGHTER PILOT COULD EVER ASK FOR! IN FACT, YOU ARE SO DEPENDABLE THAT I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!"

>>37400065
Turn back around and keep talking into the phone to the real Minna. Maybe if we ignore her the hallucination will go away.

>>37400096
>>37400065
The top guy raises a good question.

>>37400065
Hey sexy lady, wanna kill all Martians?

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Just a bit of art from a now discontinued project.

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>>37400096
>>37400197

CALLING THE VOTES

>>37400065
>>wat do

"I am cleared for visitors?"

>>37400198
>we have been unconscious for an undetermined amount of time
>this amount was long enough for them to extract the shrapnel from our head and for Georgette to heal our wound and any brain damage
>amount of time needed to call the commanding officer of the 501st to tell them you have their plane: 5> minutes
>amount of time needed for the CO to fly to your base 30> minutes

She obviously snuck up behind him and closed the line when she "picked up". He's still kinda woozy so he didn't notice.

Abandon whatever pointless bullshit we were ding last time and start flirting with Eila. If that fails, eat the barrel of your gun because what the fuck else is the point.

>>37400515
Panzer spotted

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>wat do
Distraction?

>>37400515
But we can't eat our gun Anon. It's our third most important possession behind the Widow and Rape Whistle.

>>37400515
I agree

>>37400563
What about our pants?

>>37400197
>>37400065
"I think I injured my head worse than I thought."

>>37400314
Duh. But young doesn't have enough brainbloods to think that clearly.

>>37400595
Nice last words

>>37400584
Panzer Plz Go

>>37400595
Dammit, can we change to this?

>>37400065
"Minna, I am SO sorry."

>>37400593
The pants can be pulled down while we flee in terrorlust from horny teenage witches. Best to discard them at our soonest convenience and mimic our fellow Witches. See, if we blend in with the pantless, they cannot distinguish their prey.

>>37400604
"I don't like your shirt. You should take it off."

>>37400065
>>37400595 and >>37400661
seem reasonable

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>>37400728
>>37400604
old but good

>>37400661
Only if we talk into the phone, because there's no way the Minna standing behind us is real.

>Time for a dramatic escape
>Time for the return of NEON SAMURAI!

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>>37400065
>OTHER
>SURPRISE HEADPAT

Also, happy 3rd anniversary SWQ. I tip my goblet in your general direction.

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You stare at the slender, buxom redhead standing as stock-still as a statue, except it's a statue you fucking know you saw move like two seconds ago and it could totally come to life again and if it does it's gonna rip your spine out and beat you to death with it because THAT IS WHAT ANIMATED STATUES IN EVIL OLD SMELLY CASTLES AND SHIT DO just like in that one movie you should never have watched. There's only one thing that can save your fragile, much-concussed psyche right now, and that is to un-suspend your disbelief HARD.

You blink a few times, then slowly turn back towards the phone. “M-Minna?” you say shakily. “S-sorry about that, I th-think I hit my head harder than I realized.”

“Oh?” she asks from right beside you (the headsets on that side on THAT SIDE probably just your ears still ringing from the everything earlier, yeah, that's it, that's totally it.) “What makes you say that.”

“Oh, n-n-nothing at all, ha-ha,” you chitter, scooching your chair away from the damned apparition standing next to you. “Just, uh, you know OUT DAMNED SPIRIT OOOOOOOUT!” you scream at the MinnaShade, pressing the mouthpiece against your shirt to dampen the sound. “Anyway it was uh well I guess Sean and Ian got all worried and they bailed out but it was okay and then I landed! But the big thing is I'm okay and we're okay and we're all... fine... here...”

In front of you, the hallucination is depressing the handset's cradle with one dainty finger – and now she's also unplugging the phone from the wall, before sitting on the desk and letting you stare at those long, toned legs, following them up to dat rack and up to the eyes and YEP, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD.

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>>37400701
Well, we all know how well that worked out. Pic related.

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>>37400967

“..... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!?” you wail, pushing the roller chair away from the desk as far as it can go.

Minna smiles at you. “The SAS boys are still fucking with that would-be assassin’s head, but what we've gotten out of him so far is...” she shrugs. “Bad enough that they're spreading the word through courier-only, and only very, very trusted couriers, at that. England's small enough, and Witches don't have much turnaround time, so-” she shrugs. “I had to brief Kadomaru on the danger and the new security measures in person."

"B-b-b-bu-"

"What?" she says, crossing her legs very, very slowly and taking obvious pleasure in your momentary urge to break eye contact.

"The – the MARTIANS-"

"Well, yeah, I had to fly over the invasion beaches," she admits. "So naturally, I brought an escort."

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>>37400987
As if on-cue, the sound of stifled giggles comes floating in from the door. You both glance over to see the young WAAF slumped against the doorframe, both hands clamped firmly over her mouth. Next to her is a very worried-looking Lynette, holding a steaming paper cup of coffee in either hand.

"Uh..." she says, and you wince.

Minna hoists an eyebrow at you quizzically.

"... sorry," you mutter under your breath. "She's usually running around with Yoshika and she always does this ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOH~" thing at this exact wrong pitch that seems to induce current in all the wrong nerves."

Minna nods, and slips off the desk. "Come take your desk back, hon. He won't be needing the phone, anymore."

"W-w-would you l-like my rosary b-b-beads?" she snickers at you, before bursting into a fresh spate of giggles. Lynette just sets the coffee down on the desk and then tries to vanish behind Minna. Your commanding officer takes you by the hand and leads you to the back of the cramped, cluttered office to the desk she was apperently writing a report on when you staggered in. She sends Lynette to fetch two more coffees, and turns back to you.

"Now," she says, her smile becoming predatory again. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?"

>wat say

>>37401019
the truth
the whole truth
so help you bob.

>>37401019
>Survived

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>>37401019
>Oh you know, usual pilot stuff.
>LIKE TRYING NOT TO DIE WHEN YOUR CREW BAILED ON YOU MY GOD I AM SO KILLING THOSE SMALLTIME LOWLIFES ARRRRHGGHGHGHGH
>beat
>How was your day?

>>37401055
The truth will set us free.

The true freedom.

Death

>>37401019
>Killed a Martian before he could kill me
>>37401063
also this

>>37401019
"Don't know. I think I might have hit my head at some point. It's all a little fuzzy."

>>37401019
"I got into a dogfight against a Martian that knew what the hell he was doing. It wasn't pretty."

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>>37401019
"Nothing I haven't done before, albeit lack of crew."

>>37401019
Bounced aliums. You?

>>37401019
"I landed a perfectly good airplane that's strapped with two rockets filled with Teutonic death science, that should have killed everyone, on a shitty little island. Oh and my crew pulled on their silk."

>>37401070
Basically this.

>>37401019
>WellmeandtherestoftheflightranintosomemartiansandwefoughtandwemanagedtokillsomeonewiththoseKrautRocket/FuelabominationsbutthenweranintoanothermartiananditfuckeduptheplaneandSeanandIanbailedoutlikebitchesandItriedtofinishtheMartianoffbecauseGodforbidIletsomealienshitgetagoodlookatmyvulnerablebarelyflyingassandtheWidowgotevenmorefuckedupbutImanagedtoshootthebitchdownbuttherewasnowaytheWidowcouldmakeitbacktoBarinsoAmeliaescortedmehere.

>>37401070
this!

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>>37401019
NOTHING That would be considered unusual for us.

>>37401116
>>37401093
>>37401070
All of this, then ask about Shirley.


She's gonna dismember us, isn't she.

>>37401019
"I may or may not have promised Amelia a violent and painful death for identifying my sister as a witch."

>>37401153
Dammit Jess stop time travelling!
Just because Lynette brought coffee doesn't mean you have to pop out of nowhere...

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>>37401070

THIS

I need a custom skin for IL-2 that somehow works an identifiable Hina theme into the spinner pattern

>>37401019
"I swear to God I tried to bail but Amelia said she would hurt me."

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>>37401207
>Hina
>SPIN, SPIN MY IL-2!!
>Misfortune intensifies

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk7nE2e0MQ

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I told you guys mounting rockets and fuel was a bad idea. We broke the karma.

>>37401019
"What did I do? I brought the plane home, just like I always do. The problem is what I didn't do. I should have bailed out."

>>37401207

http://i.imgur.com/QXSuDp7.gif

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>>37401265
And leave our beloved OTP to a cruel and terrible fate? HERESY

>>37401286
>implying

We already left one Widow behind to be captured by the Martians.

>>37401299
We'll go back for it though.

Eventually.

>>37401299
THAT WAS MERELY A BRAIN FART.

SHE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED INTO OUR CURRENT WIDOW.

Why am I shouting this??

>>37401019
>Many many things! They weren't fun at all!

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You tell her.

You begin with the mad melee in the clouds and overcast, the often-blind fight where Sean and Ian displayed frankly terrifying acumen. You detail stumbling across Georgette, and then the catastrophic dogfight with the Martian steam-sled. Of passing out without your crewmen in the ship. Of recovering your ship from the spin, and stumbling across the Martian again. Of how you baited him into trying to saddle up on you, only to whip your Widow around like a coiled snake and BITE that cheeky motherfucker.

"And then," you conclude, "Amelia had me fly south till the Chain Home Low stations got a fix on me, and she vectored me into here." You take a sip of your fresh coffee – you were afraid Lynette was going to fuck it all up by pouring wor-ches-thor-shitfucksauce or something into it like they do with their CUPPA TEA GUV'NUH but it's suprisingly good.

Minna nods, and then leans in, very, very slowly, wrapping her hands around your coffee cup and setting it on her desk, so you can't hide behind it. "Why don't you elaborate on that last part?"

>>37401019
Nothing too bad.

I didn't fuck any witches!

[Spoiler]...Yet

>>37401356

forgot

>WHAT SAY?

>>37401356
> "Why don't you elaborate on that last part?"

OH SHIT
AMELIA WANTS A THREESOME

>>37401356
DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

>>37401383

"...I plead the 5th."

>>37401383
"Now in my defense, it was the martians that shot us. If you wanna be mad at anyone, be mad at them fyi"

Then cover your face like the coward you are.

>>37401383
>>37401356
>"The part where I totally stuck that landing and probably would have died if georgette wasn't right there next to me?"

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>>37401393

... what

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>>37401383
I landed safely, HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

>>37401403
Fuck that, we plead the whole damn constitution.

>>37401433
AMELIA SENT US TO THE BASE
AMELIA KNEW MINNA WOULD BE HERE
AMELIA KNOWS WE ARE ATTRACTED TO HER
AMELIA IS COMING FOR A THREESOME

>>37401383
"Because it's barely any different from the stuff I've done in the past? If anything it was one of my best landings, the difference in weight in not having crew is astonishing!"

>>37401383
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR. IT WAS AMELIA'S FAULT."

"Please don't hurt me with your German thighs."

>>37401383

Either:
>Clam up and tell her that your landing was a bit tricky due to reasons involving explosive shit under your wings and a coward-ass crew.

or

>Tell her the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god because there ain't no getting out of this one without fucking her up even more and subsequently having her fuck you up A LOT/

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>>37401383
Wait I thought this wasn't a vote
Well then

>THE BITCH THAT SNATCHED MY SIS-- I mean, Amelia Earhart helped me land here on this here tiny island.
>Problemface.gif

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>>37401383
FEIGN IGNORANCE

"What about it? She lead me here with her gift for navigation. I'd tell you the route, but I'm not quite sure exactly where we went."

>pic related, don't end up like this.

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>>37401460

>>37401460
No wait, the conspiracy goes deeper.

Amelia is a honey-pot trap by the New Orleans coven to take Young's Young-seed for study and implantation.

>>37401383
"Will you marry me?"

>>37401383
>The martian was in the way. I couldn't do any fancy maneuvers to lose it amd Amelia was busy.
>either I killed it as quickly and efficiently as possible, or I let it get behind me and kill me. So I chose the option that had me still have a chance to live.

Embelish, mislead without blatantly lying and try to make it appear we did something smart and reasonable instead of crazy and influenced by blood loss.

>>37401460
I've seen worse chains of reasoning, I guess

>>37401493
Slowly pull out the Rape Whistle and brandish it like a holy artifact to dispel the illusion Amelia has cast to disguise herself as Minna.

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>>37401500
>Dat waifufagging.
There is a time and a place for everything. While we know this is bound to happen eventually, the this is not the time nor the place.

>>37401470
>Clam up and tell her that your landing was a bit tricky due to reasons involving explosive shit under your wings and a coward-ass crew.

>>37401524
It's the middle of a war and we nearly fucking died. Do you comprehend how fucking CLOSE we came to dying? If not now, then it's never.

>>37401493
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

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>>37401516
Pic related.

>>37401356
>>37401383
To be honest, I totally have no idea of what she might be pissed off about, other than the not-bailing thing.

I might qualify for PILOT.

>>37401551
No, you qualify for MAN.

Women are an enigma. And not the kind you can solve by throwing Gay autists at the problem.

>>37401500
let's go with this

>>37401383
Whatever we settle on, we need to keep our cool.
She can already break out body, we can't let her break our mind more than she already has

>>37401542
Then give me the exact phrasing you want to use. If it is creative and good, I will vote for you.

>>37401569
We do not have a convenient ledge nor parachute to jump off of either.

>>37401575
Not that Anon, but:
"I'm pregnant. You should take responsibility."

>>37401494

Thus making Brigitte Youngspawn?

A nice theory, but I don't think it works out.

>>37401435
>>37401421
>>37401468
+1

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>>37401595
PIC RELATED

>>37401383
>THE BITCH THAT SNATCHED MY SIS-- I mean, Amelia Earhart helped me land here on this here tiny island.
GOFORIT

>>37401602
Youngspawn Brigitte could still totally happen, but that's a bit of a stretch for now yeah.
Youngspawn Katya is currently a dark horse tho

>>37401602

You're a nice theory, faggot.

>>37401595
>We do not have a convenient ledge nor parachute to jump off of either.
Good old times, huh.

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>>37401595
>>37401477
Done, changing my vote

>>37401524
To be honest I want to ship her and Young.

Maybe With Trude or Sanya as well.

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>Typical SWQ thread
>Needs a good set of tracks to go with it
>OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iab-eTykmBs

>>37401602
Lets be honest here, we joke about all the Youngspawn out there and 'Young getting to work', but really Young is too terrified to even think about fooling around at this point.

>>37401637
The more important question about Katya's grandfather is; If not Young, then who was he?

>>37401679

terrified boners are the best boners.

>>37401681
Yeager.

>>37401679
The witches aren't, and I expect that even our fear of Minna would not outweigh /tg/'s PILOT idocity if we get in another Cupcakeski situation.

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>>37401681
>INB4 Leigh-Mallory, in an attempt to get back at Young for California

>>37401681
The one German soldier Fap Angel wrote about. Udete.

>>37401690
Fear-based, Near-Death Experience Boners.

>inb4 No'opxYoung CthuluSpawn.

>>37401698
Charlotte? Futafags plz.

>>37401475
Supporting.

>>37401748
I'm pretty sure he means Chuck.

The thought is amusing though.

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>>37401748
He probably meant Chuck
>whoamIkidding.gif

>>37401748
It has been a long time since we saw Chuck, hasn't it?

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>>37401771
>>37401777
I did mean Chuck, but I didn't specify for exactly that reason

>>37401383

"How in hell's name did you get here with only one Brit."

CUE MACK AND HIS HELMET.

YOUNG X HELMET OTP

>>37401704
Shirely and Young hate sex?

>>37401796
That and the fact he trolled the fuck out of Georgette.... yeah Young's gonna be meeting Mack's helmet sooner or later.

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"Not much to tell," you say with a shrug. "We flew here, Amelia guided me in till I picked up the Lorenz beam, and that was that."

"Mmmhmm." Minna leans closer, scooting her chair forward till her knees are bumping yours. "Why didn't you bail out?"

"Why should I? I had one good engine-"

"And a serious head wound, apparently, since you're acting stupider than normal," she says with a quirk in her mouth that's not quite a frown. "And live ordinance. I heard a commotion when they rolled the meatwagon and the fire-truck 'bout an hour ago, but I didn't realize it was *you* coming in hot." She sighs, staring right into your eyes. She's... awfully close, and when she takes your hands in hers, you can't help but feel a little shiver as her dainty fingers caress and squeeze your palms. "I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, mister. You're pretty good at it, after all." Her breathing is a bit ragged, and her eyes are glassy with barely-restrained tears. "We had that conversation, and all, but..." she bites her lip, then plunges on. "Nobody gets over that overnight, okay, so... just..." she shakes her head as she squeezes your hands even harder. "Listen, I'm a pilot too, okay? I know what it's like when... when you're contemplating giving up control. It's hard to admit a ship is lost, not when the machine's still responding and you've still got power, but some risks aren't worth running, okay? Before K- be-" she sighs again. "I thought I was invincible. I'm a Witch, right? I pretty much am. But then... Kurt. And Trude. And even Laura..." she's broken eye contact now, looking down at your joined hands, her voice tapering into silence.

>>37401856
Look he had chunk of metal in his head and need something to keep his sorry ass awake. I think Mack will forgive him on this one. And only once, I imagine, at least.

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>>37401887

>Say nothing.
>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
>Say something hotblooded. The best way to survive is to kill the other sonofabitch before he can kill you – just ask Patton. He's a crazy motherfucker, and he's still alive, and he's lived long enough to be a middle-aged crazy motherfucker!
>other?

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
Also apply hugs.

>>37401887
>But then... Kurt. And Trude.
>Trude
Wait, what?

>>37401908
>Say nothing.
Just hug her. I think we both need it, courtesy of the whole 'near-death situation' escapade we just went through.

>>37401908
>>other?
>SHALALALALALA MY OH MY, YEAH SURE WE ALMOST DIED, IT'S TIME TO
>KISS THE GIRL

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>>37401908
>Say something reassuring
THEN
>Say something hotblooded
Yes, we RYOMA NAGARE NOW

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.

>>37401908
>>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.

We were lost in the clouds. For all we knew, we were over the Martian-held parts of England, and bailing out would mean jumping right into their cooking pot.

>>37401908
>>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.

>>37401908
>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?

>>37401908
>"I hear you."
>Hug

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.

>>37401908
>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?
>Hugs, hug the shit outta her.

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.

>>37401796
I really don't see how that one thought follows the other.

>>37401908
>Say nothing.

Nigger this is a serious and sensitive situation. You can talk like an onii-chan, but Young got no clout as a person who can say something reassuring that goes against his nature as a stupid gloryhound pilot fucker.

Maybe tell her the truth. Maybe tell a joke. But nigger, this shit is serious business.

>>37401908
>Say something confident. You're very good at running the fuck away from trouble, or hasn't she noticed?
Haven't we flown on one engine a fuck ton of times. We definitely fly half retarded all the time.

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
This even sounds credible. Staying on the plane was objectively a best option. Not to mention we were near alium lines.

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
Also hug.

>>37401887
>Trude
SHIT
>Laura
Who is this?

>>37401908
"IAN, SEAN, YOU COWARDS, THANK YOU FOR THIS MOMENT. ALSO I WILL HAUNT YOU LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON CRACK."

Then we give Minna the D.

Then ask about her escort because holy shit there's no fucking way she and one other witch made it through ALL OF THE MARTIANS.

>>37401887
Who the fuck is Laura?

>>37401908
>can it be hugs tiem

Also
>Trude

>>37401908
>Say nothing.
Just hold her in your arms tightly to you and tell her that all you could think of was her.

>>37401908
>Other

I guess what kept me in that plane was the need to come back, the need to see you. And you were waiting for me when I got here. As long as you wait for me, I will come back.

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>>37402018
OH WE ALL KNOW WHO MINNA'S ESCORT WAS

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA

>>37401908
"If I were to die out there, you would kill me. I can't be dieing until you take responsibility for riding me like a stallion. My back still hurts."

>>37401908
>Say nothing
>Kissu

>>37401908
>Say something reassuring. You'd be out of that plane in a heartbeat, you just didn't want to land in some bumfuck nowhere field and bleed out before you were found.
Then hug and apply alcohol until it's all better.

>>37402050
Changing votes to this. Too Young to pass up.

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>>37402047

>>37402050
>saying that in front of Lynette

>>37402032

Oh, Laura Toth.

Isn't she supposed to be at the Isle of Wight too?

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>>37402050
Young can't die, even if he is killed!
Your argument is invalid.
>Spiral Energy intensifies.gif

>>37402098
That only makes it 73% more trolly.

>>37402098
>implying lewd Lynette is bad

She would be able to have fun with her sister!

>>37402098
>not saying that in front of Lynette, realizing what we said in front of Lynette, then asking Minna if she wants a threesome with Cupcake while spaghetti falls out of our pocket

>>37402111
Yes, in normal canon her friend dies so she's a bit gloomy

>>37402047
[MyHeartWillGoOn.mp3]

>>37402111
Oh.

Her.

The one whose country got wrecked.

Shit.

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>>37402047
Bro.
BRO.
This isn't Clannad.
We can't repel FEELS of that magnitude.

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>>37402047
>>37402097

>>37401932

(Trude got headfucked over her sister, Laura got headfucked over... something, it's in that shitty manga nobody reads, etc.)

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>>37402114

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>>37402166
Ooh? Do I see a fellow clerk from Teppelin Beach PD?

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I'm still waiting for Sean and Ian to arrive being carried like little baby cowards by Sakamoto and Perrine.

>>37402127
>with cupcakeski
>not with Lynette

>>37402155
But the mangas and lns are a lot better than the tv series.

>>37402204
Cupcake is like 18. Lynette is *15*.

Minna would non-lewldy and non-metaphorically kill us.

>>37402155
>Laura got headfucked over... something
Losing over her teammates.
Maybe.
all of that tits and panties very distracting.

>>37402218
Not all SW manga created equal.

>>37402204
We can't be stealing Yoshika's gril. That'd break our PILOT-in-training.

>>37401908
>other?
>I was already too low to bail, and those god damn THINGS where stuck when I tried to drop them.

>>37402218
That's not really saying much. It's like saying a constipated dump is better than having explosive diarrhea.

>>37402218
Afrika Witches is Great.

One-Winged Witches is... eh.

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>>37402190
Hell yeah, Brother.

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You pull your hands free of her grasp and fling your arms around her shoulders, pressing her slender frame against you roughly. "I'm not suicidal-"

"-th-that f-f-ate of the p-p-pilot b-bullshit you f-f-ed me-"

"-yesIrememberthankyouverymuchshutupplease," you whisper back hoarsely. "I didn't want to jump out and bleed to death in some dumbasss farm-field attended by cud-chewing goats, okay? I had to get down fast. I trusted my wingman and she didn't fail me. That's what you want me to do, right? And I wasn't gonna jump for it in front of that Martian just to get strafed under my 'chute. The Widow's got plenty of pilot armor; if I needed to leave I always had the option, okay?"

She nods against your shoulder, but doesn't say anything. She just pulls you closer, and presses her lips directly against your ear to whisper your name tenatively.

"Yeah?" you ask.
"I didn't get mad at you," she whispers.

"Yeah."

"You promise you won't get mad at me, if I tell you something?"

"Of course."

"... no matter what?"

"Of course."

She pulls you a little tighter, and whispers so softly into your ear that you can barely hear it.

"I'm pregnant."

>what react

>>37402349
>Bullshit.

>>37402349
"Oh"

>>37402349
>Visible confusion.webm

>>37402349
>what's one more coma in one day, eh?

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>>37402349
"Pregnant? Bitch what? Whatchu mean by 'pregnant', like with a pau-LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"

>>37402349
"Will you marry me?"

>>37402349
>Can witches figure out that quickly?

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>>37402349
>Dat spoiler
Uh. Yay?
Also
>What? I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THERE ARE FLYING BUTTERFLIES AND MUSICAL NOTES ARE WHISPERING IN MY EAR ARRRGH I KNEW THERE WAS ACID IN MY IV

>>37402349
>"OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT CUPCAKE'S I CAN'T DEAL WITH RAISING ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHILD!"

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>>37402349

>>37402349
>>37402383
This.

>>37402349
"So am I."

What are you waiting for, Pilot? Kiss her.

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>>37402349
NOW

IT'S TIME

THIS IS HAPPENING
>propose

>>37402349
>"I know. Wait say again?"

>>37402349
Anemia option

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>>37402349
"...What?"

>>37402349
>Run that by me again?

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>>37402349
>sigh with relief
Oh good I thought I was the only one.

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>>37402398

KEK

>>37402383
You fool, we only get one marriage proposal and we need to save it to cover one of our fuckups. Now that the fuckup has passed, there's no point in wasting it now.

>>37402349
>DO NOT PANIC
>HUG HER, KISS HER, LAUGH WITH HAPPINESS

>REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TO BECOME A RESPONSIBLE MAN.

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>>37402383
Ok, NOW is the time for this

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>>37402349
> The Widow's got plenty of pilot armor
Deme, are you confirming that Young is protected by PLOT! armor and bullshit decision-making?

>>37402349
>angry_pilot_noises.gif

>>37402383
I think the time has come for this question. Now where the hell are we going to get a ring?

>>37402458

You!

You stile the gif i wanted to use!

it's all good though. I approve of you and your taste

>>37402472
No, he means it literally has plenty of armor plate built in to protect the pilot.

>>37402349
Don't react for a few seconds. Then: "Okay, I know it might be a bit early, but what the fuck. Hi, pregnant. I'm dad, apparently."
this is a joke I swear to god

>>37402383
fuck it nuclear option! WE ALL SUFFER!

>>37402349
>what react
Scream towards the heavens yelling 'Goddamn you Cupcake!'

>>37402349
Ask Minna if she's serious. Then ask Lynnette standing in the door if she could repeat back what Minna said to us to confirm. Then calmly freak the hell out.

>>37402398
this.

>>37402472
Go back to gensokyo, Aya.

>>37402349
Just laugh. Then faint.

>>37402349
>Kiss her harder than you ever have in your life

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>>37402496
THIS. NICE.

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>>37402493
Aw man. It would've been funny though. Like breaking the fourth wall.

>>37402496
Sh8 r8 m8 0/8
This is also a joke.
>>37402337
>mfw

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>>37402490
I need more popcorn gifs

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWQ

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>>37402472
>>37402472

>>37402349
> You WA SHOCK
> Hug her DAMMIT

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>>37402513
JAJA
NEIN

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>>37402536
Even if no more pages are released, it's memory will forever live on in our hearts.

Also, Kittan has a message for Young.

>>37402562
>YOU WA SHOCK
I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJGeqB_uc6Y

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>>37402349
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>37402496
AHAHAHAH YES

>>37402349
>"...Was that the concussion talking or do I need to celebrate while panicking now?"

>>37402349

There's no way out of this. You've gotta take responsibility, Pilot.

Harden the Fuck Up and be the best Dad you can be. And you know what that means...

Hello Pregnant. I'm dad.

>>37402349

This
>>37402496

>>37402349
Didn't Young only first bonk her like a week ago?

How would she even know at this stage?

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>>37402637
I hear the cap'n MAY come back when his piano tour is over.

But you know how the rumor mills go around the Beach.

>>37402700
I think it's been a month or two, there's offscreen downtime.
Though she might totally be fucking with us. I doubt it, but it's possible.
It's also possible that her witch talent is really creepy and she can sense it

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>>37402700
Oh man you have no idea how a pregnant woman's intuitions are heightened

Trust me I've seen it happen

>>37402700
MAGIC

>>37402349
>Are you seriously giving me nine months to win the war?

>>37402700
That's actually a good question. How long has it been since Young first crashlanded on Barin?

>>37402349
She's trolling us, I can tell.

Panic anyway.

>>37402733
>>37402740
>>37402743
Her talent is basically magical AWACS, right?
That must have been a hell of a realization for her

>>37402349
>>37402746
haha This!

>>37402750
Good point. Planefag! Spill the beans!

>>37402750
5-6 days by my count.

>>37402769
"Ohgod IT'S INSIDE ME"

>>37402398
Voting for this.

>>37402733
>It's also possible that her witch talent is really creepy and she can sense it
Her talent is really, really useful if that's the case.

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>>37402782
>mrw

>>37402496

This.

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>>37402746

>>37402778
Its been a loooooooong week

>>37402746
Oh this is good, very good.

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>>37402806
"Oh god, we gotta figure out a name for the baby!"

"Who said it was only one baby?"

>>37402800
>>37402769
So she woke up and realized she was a twin-engine now?

>>37402820
Bout 108 or so threads.

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>>37402833
DOES THIS CONFIRM THAT THE ATLAS BOSS IS YOUNG???

Because if it is, then I love you Merc, with all the homo

>>37402820
>>37402854
It took, what, two-and-a-half years of threads before Wizard boned his gril. And that was only three days in-story.

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You push her away just enough to look her in her tear-filled eyes as that word sinks into your brain and spreads out like an oil slick upon the ocean tides, blotting out clear waters with the thick, inky certainty that you're being fucked with.

"Bullshit," you say, your voice carrying the weight and authority of the professional, trolling asshole – the true Alpha Pilot, without peer amongst your people. You smile at her, warm and sweet, the benevolent aura of the champion asshole approving of the bold, admirable efforts of the talented, scrappy upstart.

Her mouth drops open, a soft, almost inaudible cry strangling in her throat before – you can't believe what you're seeing, of all people, not her, the one who's always composed, always tough, always holding herself together, in rage or in peace, with sorrow or with seething fury, she never – it never – *crumples* as that first sob rips loose from her breast, invading the stuffy little office with its awful *presence,* raw and ugly and real.

"Oh," you say, as your blood slowly cools, drawing the heat and emotion out of your head like circulating coolant through a radiator. "Okay." You nod at her. "That's real, then."

With her face buried in her hands, she manages a half-nod before another sob takes her, her slender frame shivering.

"Right." You stand up, slowly, mindful of how light your body feels. You step past her to the window, fling the lower pane up, and lean out into the cool, fresh air, which you so badly need. You close your eyes, and feel the brisk summer breeze... and then you strech your arms out, balancing your hips on the sill.

Gnomes.

Magic.

Who's to say, really?

Who's to say you can't?

Nothing, that's what.

>>37402879
Oh god, how horrifying......

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>>37402349
I'll go with:

>Are you seriously giving me nine months to win the war?

>>37402893
Aaawwww SHIT nigga.

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>>37402893

You take a deep breath of that lilac-scented air, and the soles of your shoes ever-so-slowly lift off the floorboards. Your pantlegs rustle slightly as they're dragged over the sill, and then they're fluttering in the breeze as you lift off, climbing away from the office building towards the somber, brooding sky above, free.

>>37402893
Wtf r u doin

>>37402888
>>37402854
Kinda makes you re-evaluate how slow planefag is, and regret being addicted to this that much more. There's a reason I like the pacing of strikers '89 better.

>>37402893
W-wha
Young no

>>37402922
wat?

>>37402893
don't be a fool!

>>37402922
gg no re

>>37402922
Whaaaat

>>37402922
What? What? Are we still in a coma?

>>37402922
>I must go, my planet needs me
Planefag are u drunk

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>>37402714
Shit, Seriously?
That is the best damn news I've received this month.
Now I have a reason to be happy and hyped for the rest of this year.

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>>37402922

>>37402893
Can't tell if he wants to jump, or tele-abort Minna with the power of gnomics.

>>37402893
>>37402922
I don't even know, man.

>>37402922
Did we pass out like a damn pussy?

>>37402893
And this is how SWQ ends.

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>>37402922
I'm trippin balls, man

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>>37402922

>>37402976
Not with a bang, but with a rustle?

I think we are still comatose.

>>37402922
What the fuck is this? Is this some fucking Birdman bullshit?

>>37402922
Either minna has just punched us for being a total twat, or Planefag is fucking off forever.

>>37402976
Not with a bang, but a bone-shattering crunch.

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>>37402922
GODDAMIT TEWI
JUST
GODDAMIT


>>37402963
Still, just take it with a grain of salt and a pitcher of gin man. You know how it is.

>>37402976
Not with a crash, but a with pregnancy.

>>37402983

this whole episode brought to you by Georgette frantically trying to dig the hunk of shrapnel out of our skull and stem the bleeding.

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>>37402976

If SWQ ends, will you finally be able to do TWQ again with all that free time?

>>37402998
Pls no.

>>37402981
>>37402991
>>37402996
Mah niggas.

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>>37402922
Stop playing with our FEELINGS

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>>37402998
Ehh, needs more Brigitte.

>>37402999
>mfw

>>37402998
We're actually going to wake up and still be in the cockpit.

In the air.

>>37403051
I'd count it as an improvement of our current situation.

I mean, Minna just pulled the ultimate bounce on us.

>>37403051

in a flat spin, headed out to sea?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

>>37402998
To be perfectly honest, I kind of hope so.

I kind of not want Minna to have the preggers yet.

>>37403051
If we do, we better still be mad at those cocksuckers for bailing on us, especially if they're still there.

>>37403070
Nah, Mars

>>37403051
Inb4 Young screams to the Heavens he is going to be a father.

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>>37403075
SIT BACK AND RELAX
BECAUSE
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>37403070
>In the event the plane floats

>>37403075
Welcome to the club. Please excuse the substandard conditions, we're overbooked.

>>37403091
>If we do, we better still be mad at those cocksuckers for bailing on us, especially if they're still there.

The hilarity.

>>37403106
It has more chances to work as a functional submarine than to float.

You know, except for all the holes in the cockpit. And everywhere else.

>>37403113
What the fuck is that look trying to convey?

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>>37403113
you don't fool me!

>>37403113
We get it, you were thirsty and needed some quick tears, no need to rub it in.

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>>37403113

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

>>37403113
Couldn't let us just have the moment huh?

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>>37403113
I sense something.