>>37378899
>[] Decide what your mark will be (appearance, effects...etc)
The left hand becomes made of fire
>[] Try to find some monsters to talk to/subjugate/eat
Gotta do our job, right?

>>37378943
>The left hand becomes made of fire
If this isn't possible, then maybe a glowing red flame pattern appears on it or something similar

>>37378943
>The left hand becomes made of fire
Anon, that's really dumb and impractical. I know you just want to fix Lil's hand, but that'll get fixed on its own eventually without making our mark into something silly.

>>37378899

>[] Decide what your mark will be (appearance, effects...etc)
I'd like a list of options if possible. What sort of effects can we get out of this? Can we have them all grow to be capable of eating anything?

>>37378943
That hand fire thing is incredibly stupid.

>>37378968
>I know you just want to fix Lil's hand
That's not actually the reason anymore, QM said that fully demoning her will sort that out. I just wanna make it what we were talking about waaaay back earlier in the quest.

>>37378899
[] Decide what your mark will be (appearance, effects...etc)
A Set of three interconnected mouths(maws) Letting you know when you're followers are under attacks and by whom.
[] Find a hell door
Thank Metal demon bro for his help, bitch slap eye demon and try to find our cultist..

>>37379007
Yeah I don't recall that and if you had said something like then I still probably thought it was idiotic.

>>37379033
It was during first few threads if I recall. Still, hand made of fire aside, thoughts on >>37378965 ?

>>37378899
>[] go to the inn
Pay u[ bitches I want my golden sword.

>[] Decide what your mark will be (appearance, effects...etc)
Something like a tattoo of what our maws look like on either their stomach or their hand. Maybe it glows lightly like our eyes did pre-100.

As for effects, I dunno. What can it do? I'm thinking that it should pay a tithe of food to Raz automatically by linking them partially to her stomach realm so she gets a part of whatever they eat, which will in turn make them eat more since they're only getting part of what they normally would. Psychic link and the ability to talk through them like Dollbitch and Huron. If possible, I want to be able to use marked indivituals as portal nexus points so that Raz can open a maw on their mark and then crawl out of them. If you want to balance that by saying we can only have x many that can do the portal thing, then that's cool. Maybe minor physical boosts?

>>37379052
That seems more like our sisters mark. The only fire about us is our hair. It's really not suited to our demon.

>>37378899
[] Go to the inn for that sword
[] Decide what our mark will be
>A symbol of a gaping maw on their forehead, with an iris peeking out as if it were also an eye. And it should make them constantly hungry - not on the levels of "oh God I'm starving," more along the lines of "hmm, I feel a tad peckish" and it never goes away no matter how much they eat.

>>37379064
>all out minions can eat ridiculous shit because they have our maws in their mouths
Sounds awesome although we will need to powergame food production if we want to keep our people alive.

>>37379072
Ah, fine, I concede that. We didn't have a sister made of fire when we first considered a flaming hand.

Maybe a maw mark on the palms of their hands, normally appearing only like a tattoo or something but capable of opening up when we activate it or something?

I imagine the more our marks due the more it takes out of us to use.

>>37378899
I had an idea.

When we level up again later we should see if Hatman can incorporate the Bloody Dance spear into our sword so that it has multiple forms like how Maj has with her body.

I'd like to use skin from Raz's stomach to bind it since Impossible Body makes it so her stomach skin can be used as a portal to stomachland. Maybe also use a couple teeth from a maw. Hopefully this will make it so that the top can bloom like a monster flower with a maw inside that's always open when the top is open. The thorns on the handle would be replaced with teeth like Raz's.

Does that sound like something that could happen or do I need to wait until see Hatman again to ask IC?

>>37379138
It would be a really tiny maw.

>>37379186
It could grow along the inside of their forearms and open up a lot bigger when needed mayhaps? I mean, maws are just reality fuckery anyway

>>37379064
>[] go to the inn
>[] Decide what your mark will be (appearance, effects...etc)

I absolutely love that idea. Definitely seconding >>37379064

Think our next mission should be to bust Based Counter Cultist out of hell?

I'm surprised Raz hasn't tried to get him back yet. She loves collecting brave/fearless or otherwise interesting humans and this motherfucker fought for a week straight killing every monster that came after him until he dropped dead from exhaustion.

We should be about strong enough to do that so long as it's not a fuckin full-blown demon lord torturing him currently.

Anybody else wanna try after we go bully the local monster population?

>>37378994
Okay so here's list of appearance options

1>>37379106 since the appearance is so like the idea I had for it when you chose the ability
2: sharpened teeth, slightly glowing eyes, sickly complexion
3: tattoos that look like closed maws
4:scent of blood and smoke around them

effects
1: You can talk to them in their heads
2:constant hunger due to some of their food going to you
3: able to open maws on them with out horribly fucking them up
4: less squishy humans

writing you going to the inn while you decide, and if you don't like any of these options. suggest one
The mark will be able to be upgraded later on

>>37379269
3

3

>>37379269
Well I personally like 2.

Do all of those effects kick in or is it just one effect?

>>37379261
>I'm surprised Raz hasn't tried to get him back yet.
We were literally just prioritising our more readily obtainable targets first. We have every intention to get him and now seems like a good time since we just got a major power boost too.

>>37379269
Appearance: 3
Effects: 3

>>37379269
>1
>3

>>37379269
Voting for Appearance 1 since I suggested it in the first place

And for effect... 2

>>37379269
3,3

>>37379269
3

3

>>37379351
I don't get why people like 3 so much. What is a closed maw even supposed to look like!?

>>37379269
3

1

Also at least one person has started to samefag. We have 8 votes and 8 posters, one of whom is HM.

>>37379370
I imagine it to be a a zigzaggy line. Relatively nondescript until it opens up

>>37379269
1
3

>>37379269
3

3

Oh I know, I'll go to the inn, I still want to add td to my collection after all. I smile and grab my spear, placing it on my shoulder as I begin to walk towards the woods to claim what is rightfully mine, or maybe just get some food, not really quite sure which yet.

I walk down the forest path, nothing coming to stop me or even pass by me as I do so, I come to the cross roads and go down the road towards the inn , passing by a drunk creature wrapped in cloth with a mouth filled with teeth nearly the size of a human's wrist in size.

I soon reach the inn itself and it looks about the same as it was the last time I was here, besides two passed out creatures on the floor, one of which is cuddling with a very scared looking human and a human fighting a creature that has light blue skin and otherwise looks like a large obese human.

What do I do
[] kick down door "Where's my sword"
[] walk in,, order a drink
[]throw my spear through the wall 1d20
[] talk to something
[] write in

>>37379408
I guess. Still don't get why people prefer a zigzaggy line over an actual maw that looks like a maw. *shrug*

>>37379426
[] Kick down door, "Where's my sword?"

>>37379426
[] walk in,, order a drink
So i just ate the Duchess of bats. Might want to do something to keep me happy.

>>37378899
>Liliana http://pastebin.com/j4mdQ1sC
Yo dawg you said you needed to add the Pride: 1 to her sheet.

http://pastebin.com/arZLAjhQ
http://pastebin.com/kTFivpBS
http://pastebin.com/KQaZUvjS

So I went and added it for you and reformatted the pastes and stuff.
Or don't use them. That's cool too, I just thought it was slightly more visually appealing and clear like this.

>>37379465
Oooh
I'm going to have to use these in the future, Thank you anon
also update the maw: 3 and 3 won

>>37379426
>See what the human and blue thing are fighting about.

>>37379426
>[] kick down door "Where's my sword"

>>37379515
Wait, I didn't see that 3 was a choice for effect. I guess that's probably a good thing to have, but it does mean we should be a little more strategic with our Mark.

HM, can we brand immortal beings with our Mark? Because if so, we can then chain them in place and have portals to open whenever we need them.

>>37379426
>Walk in
>Ask the blue thing what it is and why it's having such a hard time with that human
>Demand to see lizard man owner and request the sword. Something like "I'm adding to my collection" while holding the spear. hopefully they know who the spear came from
>If he refuses, I want to try out blood control to hold him in place / hurt hm and say more firmly "Get my sword."

>>37379426
>>37379536
this, i wish to know what the fight is about and
> get a drink

Thought: We could still try to help Huron's mistress with getting a few souls and see if she'll pay us. I want to know what knowledge she was offering, maybe it'll be something good, I just didn't want to allow her to have Batmom because revenge. Other random assholes I'm cool with seeing what she has to offer though.

>>37379515
Headmaster might i add for once we pass the 200 milestone each new upgrade is one tenth the souls needed to the next milestone. Ie from 200-400 we need 20 souls -400-800 we need 40 souls we're already a demon we need some challenge. just a suggestion to keep power creep down.

>>37379426
Order a drink and maybe a few sides, we are the everhungering after all.

>>37379721
What are you talking about? It sounds like you want to make leveling waaaaaay faster but you're saying it's to slow it? What?

>>37379163
That sounds really cool if we can do that.

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My quick mock up of mark

>>37379801
I think it'd have teeth poking out between the "lips"

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>>37379801
And open

>>37379801
That seems fine, except for the obvious fact that we open Maws, not ECGs.

>>37379826
terrifying.

>>37379770
Each power up grade costs a tenth of the total milestone upgrade cost. 0-100 they cost 10 souls

100-200 100 difference 10 souls
200-400 200 difference 20 souls
400-800 400 difference 40 souls.

Basically increasing the cost of getting new abilties/attributes to keep power creep and glut down.

>>37379833
Now imagine how much more disturbing it'd be if there were an eyeball peeking out of it.

>>37379825
I figured something along those lines too but I'm too impatient to bother working that in. Busy with coding at the moment.

>>37379846
Oh. I thought you were saying you wanted the milestone upgrades to cost only 10% of what they would, so we get the '200' bonus at 20 more and the '400' bonus at 40 more.

>>37379900
Nope just wanted to keep us from getting world endingly broken by the time we hit greater demon. Should be for demon queen level.

>>37379885
>Busy with coding at the moment.
spooky bot guy?

>>37379953

"Done.
That happened in a of coding.
I want to take on monster.
Hahahaha update use words 4. Use videos where you have no me?
Yes, the never die. Well, dying, but the quest that has no drm and. "

:^)

>>37379846
>>37379721
Seems kinda weird that you're trying to say stuff like this when you don't know what the world power curve in general looks like. From the sounds of things so far, it's supposed to get ridiculous once we get out of this place.

I walk over to the human and the blue thing, I watch them for a moment,, the human dodging away from a punch the blue thing throws, before he jabs it in the jaw.

I stab the spear into the ground and both stop and turn towards me, a look of shock on their faces as they do so.

"For what cause do you two fight?" I ask pulling the spear from the ground and pointing it at the human, who has a thick strip of black hair on his lip.

"Oh, me and bigs are just sparing" he says laughing "need to keep light on my toes if I want to survive in this world, you know"

"Yeah need to keep my little buddy alive, can't live with out him" the blue thing says grabbing the human and pulling him close to himself in a hug. the human lightly bops him on the head smiling

"Well" I say turning from them "Continue of then"

"Will do Mame" The human says.

I push open the doors and walk in, sitting down in the corner where I got a those two humans from last time I came here. A thing that smells and looks like it's stitched together from various corpses, both human and not comes up to me

"What you having?" it asks with a gurgling voice like oil bubbling

"Oh something warm to drink, preferably alcholic" I say "and something to eat while I drink". it nods and walks off. I can see the owner of the bar cleaning glasses near the stage

What do I do
[] go and talk to him
[] sit with other monsters
[] wait for your food
[] start a bar fight
[] write in


>>37379721
Already thought of that, but thanks anyways. Also are you going to keep those pastes up to date?

>>37379163
Sure, other parts of you would do different things, but it would also hurt you to do it

>>37380001
>Also are you going to keep those pastes up to date?
That guy you're replying to there isn't me, but yes I was planning on keeping them up to date.

>>37380001
>[] sit with other monsters
>[] wait for your food
Why not? Kinda curious about their reactions to us behaving normally

>>37380001
[] wait for your food
[] start a bar fight when it doesn't arrive immediately

>>37380001
[] sit with other monsters
[] wait for your food

>>37380001
>Wait for your food
>Go talk to him

>>37380001
>[] wait for your food
When the owner comes up to us, we demand the sword. If he never comes up to us, we go to him and demand the sword more forcefully.

>>37380001
>[] sit with other monsters
>[] wait for your food

>>37380001
[] sit with other monsters
[] wait for your food

>>37380001
>[] go and talk to him
muh fancy sword

>>37380001
>but it would also hurt you to do it
Raz'd heal eventually though, yeah? Or would it be a more perma-wound because of reasons?

>>37380001
sit with other monsters, wait for food.

>>37380001
>>37380025
Oh wait. Did you mean those pastes specifically? Because I did those as a guest, so they can't be edited.

I can post links to new updated copies for you to copypaste into your official one every time there's a change (this is what I was planning on doing), or I guess I could make an account and make some new ones, but if you link to those ones I posted earlier those pastes will never get updated.

I look around the room, hearing the joyful laughing and drunken slurring of the patrons. I notice something quickly, that I'm the only one sitting alone. Now usually I'd enjoy this, but for once I want to talk to something rather than eat it, which is a really odd feeling for me to have. I sigh and stand up, grabbing the spear and holding it as I walk over to a table of some beasts, on of which seems to be made of burlap sacks, another that looks to be partially made of swamp weeds and stone, and another that looks like the blue thing outside but a ruddy green, and a rather pale looking human, who's smiling like a fool.

I sit down in the open chair and cross my arms, the four there stare at me for a moment, the green thing and the human looking lower than the other two.

"Greetings?" the burlap creature says backing away "what brings one like yourself to our table this fine morning?". I shrug.

"Smells wrong" the swampy one mumbles

"Oh now don't be rude weedsy" The green one asks scooting closer to me "I mean she's a fine woman if I've ever"

"Put that arm on my shoulder and you'll lose it" I say smiling, causing the green thing to back off.

"Ah, I know er" the human drunkenly says

"Oh do you now, well then friend, please enlighten us" the burlap thing says

"Shee, she walked in our town" He says swaying back and forth "And...and...uuuh". The human collaspes to the ground suddenly

"Well bollocks" the burlap sack creature says as the patchwork creature brings me my food and drink, which I begin to dig into. It's all just various cuts of meat, bread and cheeses "Well do you care to tell me who you are then?

What do I say
[] The everhungering
[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
[] A person looking for a very certain sword, in this very inn
[] No one
[] I'd tell you my name, but then I'd have to kill you
[] write it

>>37380294
former

>>37380377
>[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
>[] The everhungering

>>37380377

[] The everhungering
[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
[] A person looking for a very certain sword, in this very inn

>>37380377
[] The everhungering
[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
and
[] A person looking for a very certain sword, in this very inn

>>37380377
[] The everhungering
[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
[] A person looking for a very certain sword, in this very inn

Let's scare the scrubs

>>37380377
What this fine anon said >>37380445

>>37380377
>[] write it
When we ate the DoB, did we learn what she called herself and did people know it? I kinda wanna say "Well, I suppose you could call me the new [whateverhernamewas]."

>>37380377
>[] The everhungering
>[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats

>>37380377
[] The everhungering
[] the person who killed and ate the duchess of bats
[] A person looking for a very certain sword, in this very inn

>>37380377
>[] write it
Ask the swampy one what smells wrong. Is it all the blood or does he notice something else?

>>37380458
here
>>37380519
Add this in we are a curious demon after all.

>>37380377
>"Shee, she walked in our town"
"I think you meant to say -MY- town, friendo."

>>37380532
>>37380551
>>37380519
I take it were definitely not and never will be the good guys. Especially seeing as we are the result of a desperate group of people doing a terrible series of actions to cause terrible things to befall a person and those around him. Its really no suprise things turned out as badly as they did. They also created an improper tool for the job, by sacrificing a random starving person instead of sacrificing someone who was angry at those who were targetted (sure this was our decision but lore wise it wasn't)

>>37380606
I'm 99% sure that they took a girl the orphanage was pimping out to sadistic sick fucks and sacrificed her. It explains why human Raz wasn't that bothered by the torture and was just wondering why they were being especially weird about it. She was already used to getting fucked up.

>>37380606
Nope we're only "good" because we can get more food and knowledge by not eating everything. Also eventually smaller souls are just kinda tasteless. Our farm started off as bait til we realized human cooking isn't bad, and old farmer is a pretty cool dude. Our hunger and curiosity guide us, we collect shit because it is either useful to us or cool. We're neutral to oblivious evil.

>>37380606
>I take it were definitely not and never will be the good guys.
No, we're not. The only thing we know for certain about this quest is that we're going to kill a lot of people/sapient monsters and eat their souls, and occasionally we're going to instead let our psychotic sister burn them to death.

>>37380606
I vote for the nicer options. They don't usually win but, I still do.

>>37380733
What do you consider to be the "nicer" options?

>>37380606
>>37380674
I personally see us as fairly neutral. We are pretty much a force of nature.

"Well, I am the only one who knows my name" I say biting into a shank of meat, a leg of some kind. I chew on it and swallow it, wiping my mouth

"But you can call me The everhungering" I say smiling as I lean back, the green thing glancing over before turning away quickly.

"That's a real interesting name ya got there" it says "I do like a woman who can eat after all"

"Oh then you'd be happy to know I ate the duchess of bats" I say taking a sip from my mug, goes down smoothly. The three in front of me turn and look at me, before laughing.

"You, eat the duchess of bats?" the burlap one says "Sorry dear but you don't look anything of the sort, now my associate here I could see eating something her size, but not her herself"

"I can bring her daughter and husband here if that'll make you believe me" I say as I chew on a loaf of bread, quickly finishing it before washing it down with some more drink.

"...you're actually being serious about this" the burlap thing say

"I also have her spear" I say tapping my prize on the ground

"Oh my sweet fuck" the burlap things mutters

"Not of this place" the swamp thing mutters

"Damn, I think I'm in love" the green thing says

"Ga'n" the burlap thing says "you do realize that if she did eat her, she's far stronger than anything in this pub?"

"Ah shit, well I do love a powerful woman" Ga'n says laughing

"No you drunken Buffoon, you are supposed to be afraid that she could kill us all" burlap says slapping the green thing

"Now I want something" I say "from the owner here, a certain thing, a sword he has, do any of you know where it is". Ga'n and Burlap shake their heads. The swamp thing points at the stage, I turn and notice the sword is hanging on a plaque above it.

"Now when did that get there?" Burlap asks.

What do I do
[] get sword
[] Talk with owner
[] leave
[] Open maw
[] Go find a hellgate
[] I need some more of this drink...
[] continue talking with these three
[] write in

>>37380757
Pure neutral/nature/self-interest with massive force behind it and a face on it usually ends up looking evil because of how much it shits on everyone else.

Just imagine how much of a dick people would think flash floods were if they were sapient beings that still did what they do.

>>37380606
The cultist leader should have taken control of us by our true name as soon as we spawned. He let us roam and get strong enough to eat his memories, at that point it was pretty much guaranteed to go to hell.

>>37380757
Any good or bad we do is pretty much a by product of us either eating, figuring out a way to eat more, or collecting cool shit so i say you're spot on. At least until someone rustles our jimmies like Duchess did.

>>37380796
[] I need some more of this drink...
[] continue talking with these three
Ask about other monster gathering spots. This place is nice. Not ours yet but nice.

>>37380796
[] Talk with owner

>>37380796
>[] I need some more of this drink...
>[] Talk with owner

>>37380796
>[] I need some more of this drink...
>[] continue talking with these three

>>37380796
>[] Talk with owner
>[] Ask him how things are goin
>[] Tell him to get our sword off the wall

>>37380796
[] get sword
[] I need some more of this drink
[] continue talking with these three

I just have this image of Raz ripping the wall apart so she can pry the sword off the shattered plaque, then grabbing a drink and going back to that table like "what?"

>>37380796
>[] Talk with owner

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Back from work, ready for Maws.

>>37380982
Girlycard?

>>37381016
Hands and eyes, at the very least, are wrong for it to be an official pic, but it does looks like it could be fanart.

"I'll be right back" I say standing up from the table as burlap and Ga'n start arguing about something. I walk past several tables, grabbing a mug from two of them, both of which I down in a few gulps, tossing the wooden mugs to the ground before I wipe my mouth and walk over to the owner of the bar.

He turns towards me and looks at me for a moment

"What do you want?" He asks cleaning his glass

"I'd very much like the sword" I say pointing at it

"No, that belongssss to me, so go ssssod of to what ever hole you crawled out of. He turns away and goes back to cleaning the glasses. I open a small maw to my right and one in front of him. I stick my upper body through the first and out the second

"Give me my sword" I say glaring at him. He gasps and shatters the glass he was cleaning.

"You" he says "you've changed"

"Eating a giant bat woman will do that to you" I sat crawling through the second maw, closing both with a snap of my fingers "Now get me that sword, before I grow impaitent"

"But itssss mine" He hisses

"Do you want me to eat you?" I ask "because I'm feeling a bit peckish and could go for some sssssnake"

"F..fine" He says scrambling off the stage, climbing up the side and pull the sword from the plaque, dropping down with a thud. He walks over and hands it to me

"Now leave" He hisses, crossing his arms and pouting
Bejeweled sword added to inventory
What do I do?
[] thank you *leave*
[] Say I'd like something else as well
[] Eat the sword
[] go back to table
[] talk with owner
[] leave
[] write in

>>37381064
>[] go back to table
Present for Halfbreed get!

>>37381064
>[] thank you *leave*
>[] Say goodbye to the table monsters. Was a pleasure meeting them.

>>37381091
Anon pls no fancy sword ours.

>>37381064
>>37381110
This. Also if we have tie eat a gold piece in front of the owner.

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>>37381016
Nah. Her name is Ozoi.

>>37381064
>[] talk with owner
>Ask him if he has anything for us to do, maybe another eating competitiony thing

>>37381064
[] talk with owner
[] thank you
[] go back to table

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>>37381136
>>37380982
I prefer this one to Ozoi for maw analogs.

>>37381186
>nip
Baka gaijin!

>>37381136
Nice. Research time!

[]Talk with owner
Again, out of pure spite we will now refuse to leave. After all, it's not like he can make us do anything.

>>37381186
Holy fuck anon that's awesome. Also, while we're trading Maw pics... A while back I saw a thread with a pic of a zombie/flesh golem chick with a mouth on her stomach. Anyone got that pic, cause I've been looking for it forever?

>>37381202
Go on /d/ and look at the creepy waifu threads. They're filled with shit like this.

>>37381231
If you say so, the original was on /tg/ though I'm sure. I don't go on /d/

>>37381316
It's really tame compared to most of the threads there. At least it was last time I saw one.

"Thank you, my reptilian acquaintance" I say

"I ssssaid leave" He hisses

"Oh why so rude, I said thank you didn't I?" I say smiling

"You've ruined my week" he says

"Oh weeks pass and go bye" I say "but you only have one life, unless your like me or my sister that is"

"Pleassse leave, I have work to do" he sighs as he begins to clean up the shards of glass

"Why should I?" I ask
He hisses.

"Oh use words, I mean even my sister, a living ball of fire, uses words" I say
He remains silent

"Oh come on now, sssay how much you hate me, do it, I won't kill you if you do, so it's alright" I say smiling
He stays silent

I shrug and walk off,

"Goodbye" I say as I pass the table with burlap and ga'n at it "it was a pleasure meeting you today". I open the door, and walk out of the inn

What do I do
[] go back to the farm
[] wander in the forest
[] find a hell door
[] find something/someone to eat
[] write in

>>37381351
>[] go back to the farm
Present for Halfbreed!

>>37381351
[] go back to the farm
[] find something to eat

>>37381351
>[] go back to the farm
>Organise cultist rescue mission

>>37381351
>[] find a hell door
Time for operation Saving Private Cultist

>>37381351
[] go back to the farm
Get our sword to a safe palce see how Elizabat and duke are settling in, make sure Maj hasn't burned anything important and make sure Lil is still interesting, then
[] find a hell door
Look for cultist bro.

>>37381375
If anything she gets her mom's spear.

>>37381351
>find something to eat

>>37381351
wander in the forest. Lets get ourselves a nice salad and maybe some nice meat to go with it. Besides, we can spend some time reflecting.

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>people keep trying to give away our collection

Is there anything special about that sword?

>>37381453
It's pretty and the snake man was rude to us before about it.

>>37381351
>[] go back to the farm

>>37381433
Oly reason i'm advocating giving Elizabat the spear is because she might be able to use it, not like we're giving away a sword after all.

>>37381453
It made of gold has lots of gems and is fuck awfully expensive. Greed demon's wet dream and dragon's delight. Other than that nope.

>>37381474
hes all around a rude guy and I'm suprised we didn't eat him. Hes also threatening what amounts to a creature that literally only feels negative emotions, with its best emotions being greed and curiosity (those are the two you might survive).

>>37381499
Gluttony but yeah, only reason he lives is because old man needs him to pay him for the crops so he can make more crops.

>>37381529
yes were gluttony, thats the emotion we feel the strongest, however as a demon we feel all other urges too, we just usually feel gluttony, also curiosity.

>>37381489
I wanted to incorporate the BD spear into our sword for one of our later level ups.

HM said earlier in the thread that, yes, we could do that and it'd let us add another mode to the sword as an option to use instead of hellfire. We could set it so that it opens up to essentially be a maw-on-a-stick. It'd be fuckin baller.

>>37381547
Huh. If we make gaurdswoman greedy would she get clingy and try to monopolize her mothers time?

>>37381565
Or we could have Swiss army sword of all our different blades and take bat daughter with us on hunts, after all she needs real blood to grow.

>>37381547
>as a demon we feel all other urges too
That's not true. Demons pretty much only feel their main aspects and tiny little trickles of other things happen as they get older.

Raz is weird because the memory eating thing artificially let her feel other things waaaaay earlier than normal, mainly fear and pain, but some other stuff too, that she stole from the people she killed.

>>37381587
Maybe, shes probably going to either end up pride or (knowing /tg/ lust). Pride demons are interesting in that they are the most human of all demons, also they might act a lot more like a disney bad guy as they are arrogant.

>>37381587
I hope so!

>>37381587
I was hoping that Pride would make her be like one of those snooty perfectionist kids who tries to do the very best to impress their parents.

I sigh and unfurl my wings of smoke, taking to the air as I leap into the air as my wings begin to flap and carry me into the air. I fly over the forest and to the field where the farm sits, peacefully. I can see a few shacks to the west of the field and I can see a campfire in the center of it. I'll need to check those out later, but now I'm just going to go to the farm. I touch down in the center of the farm, away from the crops.

I hear a yelp and turn to see Lilac, the sheep girl on the ground

"Y..you surprised me" she says standing up brushing her dress off.
I look around and see Majazal in her burning form sitting near a small fire, staring at it while giggling happily

I spot Liliana shooting at the sky with a few dead birds around her, which Elizabeth is feeding off of happily, her face covered in blood and feathers. I smile and pat her on her head

What do I do
[] talk to someone
[] help around the farm
[] wander around the fields with someone
[] find a hell gat
[]mess around with powers
[] write in

>>37381634
Same. But the fear is that she'll just decide she'd better than mom. Which would be awful.

>>37381646
>[] talk to someone
Talk to Halfbreed and see if she wants to come hunting with us?

>>37381646
>[]mess around with powers
Mark.
-Lizzie
-Old Man
-Lil(?)

>>37381659
Or maybe she'll take pride in her heritage and turn out like some kind of ultranationalist demon or something. "Everhungering is my mom and I'm from [whatever the fuck we call the place we came from] so I'm better than you!" and such.

>>37381646
help around the farm lets see if anything needs to be eaten. Theres always mice or something. Alternatively that sister of ours needs to burn things and elizibeth demands virgin blood. Although regular blood will PROBABLY work as well.

>>37381646
[] talk to old man ask him about other monster gathering areas.
[] help around the farm while talking.

>>37381646
>Marvel at how what a wonderful shot Liliana is, Clearly no one could ask for a better daughter.

>>37381646
Look through DoB's memories. Can halfbreed drink monster blood or does it have to be human? Various things that we'd need to know about her care.

And use the mark power on some people. If it's limited, let's keep it to the favorites that we actually talk to / like more than the nameless herd. If it's unlimited then let's just brand em all!

>>37381646
>[]investigate shacks west of the field

"Elizabeth, do you wish to go hunting for lesser beasts?" I ask. She looks up at me, dropping the bird she was draining of blood from.

"Isn't that dangerous?" she asks

"Not with me around it isn't" I say

"Okay then I guess" She says standing up "can we just go for a walk instead"

"I'll think about it" I say as I walk over to the old man, sitting down in a chair on the porch of the house of the farm "Old man, do you know where any monsters have been gathering of late?"

"There's some in the caves for sure, and some set up a few shacks nearby for some reason" he says not bothering to lift his hat from his eyes "besides that, you can just go looking around and you should find a few"

"thank you" I say.

"So where are we going" Halfbreed asks staring up at me

Where do we go
[] caves
[] forest
[] shacks
[] write in

>>37381881
>[] shacks

>>37381881
[] shacks
Need to check them out, make sure they won't wreck our farm.

InB4 we get worshipped.

>>37381910
Sure were a gluttony demon, but I'm up for a bit of pride and heresy (idol worship IS a sin after all, and I'm pretty sure claiming to be a deity is also a sin or twelve)

>>37381881
That got.. one vote.
>[] shacks

>>37381930
As long as we get worshiped in food and cool stuff, we don't give a shit.

>>37381881
>[] shacks
Okay.I'll bite

>>37381881
Yeah, shacks.

>>37381881
[] shacks

>>37381881
>[] shacks

>>37381933
Sorry, I was a bit distracted when I was writing that

>>37381881
Does the batmom have any memories of eating monsters or feeding any to Lizzie?

Do we know anything about her dietary requirements in general? All I know is "something something blood".

I should really check out the shacks to the west, just to be sure there isn't anything that could in anyway harm the farm or cause me annoyance. I grab halfbreed's hand and slowly walk her throw the field, which she seems to be in awe of, then again she didn't really get out at all before recently so I suppose it makes sense for her to be amazed by such a wide open space. I decided to walk a bit slower than usual to make sure I don't tire halfbreed out.

We reach the edge of the shacks and I can see the embers of a fire in the middle of the shacks, as well as some humanish looking things covered in rags that are wrapped around their warped bodies like bandages. The still all look vaguely human, but obviously aren't, I can tell that just from looking at them. Judging from the bottles on the floor, they're dead drunk

What do I do?
[] Open maw
[] throw spear at one of them 1d20
[] talk to one of them
[] boring, lets keep walk Elizabeth
[] inspect shacks 1d20
[] write in

>>37382016
She can feed on most types of blood
Bat bitch drank monster's blood, but didn't feed any to lizzie
Fruit, blood, but she can eat normal food but she doesn't like it much

>>37382135
>[] talk to one of them

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>37382135
>[] talk to one of them
>[] inspect shacks 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37382135
[] inspect shacks 1d20
then
[] talk to one of them

>>37382135
Blood control the blood out of all of them through their head holes and keep it floating in an orb that halfbreed can drink like astronauts do with water in zero gravity.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37382135
>[] inspect shacks 1d20
>[] talk to one of them

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>37382135
[] talk to one of them
[] inspect shacks 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37382135
[] talk to one of them
[] inspect shacks

>>37382197
Pretty sure we lack the power for that atm. Besides we're curious we can do that later.

>>37382135
Try and talk to one of them, inspect shack

>>37382223
From the sheet
>Control blood (can now be used on blood still inside of things)

So long as we're relatively close range, we can fuck up anything that has blood. If we're looking at them inside their dinky little shack, we're close enough.

So once we got batmom into stomachland, it said it almost looked like there were smoke hands/claws/tendrils/whatever that pulled her down into the acid. Wonder if this means that we could eventually get smoke limbs that come out of maws and pull things in like a graboid.

"Stay close to me" I say as I walk into the small little ragtag community . I look around and notice something about the shacks imedeatly, they seem to be made from bits of buildings, carts, crates, and broken weaponry. I recognize a piece of wood as the sign from the shop I was born again under. Oh I think I know what these things are now, at least partially.

I lightly kick one sleeping on the ground, he sits up, screaming before shaking his head and turning to me. His head is wrapped entirely in dirty bandages except for the upper left portion and most of his lower jaw, which slacks slightly due to two tusks sticking out of his mouth. His right eye resembles that of a goat while his left looks like a very blood shot human eye. his hair is long and brown, but thinning around the top of his head.

"Wha" He groans rubbing his head "Oh hell thar"

"Hello"I say "may I ask what exactly you are?"

"Oh ahm a ...I can't quite remember what I am" He says laughing as he grabs a half empty bottle and starts to chug it down, sighing before wincing in pain.

"Do you know where you're from?" I ask

"Yah" He says "my home city, now little more than a hole in the ground and .... damn can't remember which part any more, heeheeeheee"
Elizabeth hides behind me as the man stands up and stumbles forward a step

"Nah, if yah'll excuse me, I need more booze, the aches are coming back" He says placing a hand on his back as he walks off

"I don't like this place, it smells bad" Elizabeth says tugging on my arm

What do I do
[] talk to a different one
[] leave
[] Continue walking with Elizabeth
[]finish the job you started with the city
[]go back to farm
[] write in

>>37382422
Our maw shall be the maw that pierces the heavens!

>>37382433
talk to another one, we shall get our answers, otherwise these are a bit too bland I'd say so we may want to continue walking.

>>37382433
[]go back to farm
Lil go talk to them might be like you.
then
[] Continue walking with Elizabeth

>>37382433
>>37382481
Seconded

>>37382433
Well, that's interesting.
>[] [] talk to a different one
Ask if they've been doing a lot of fighting or eating monster meat or something.
>[] Continue walking with Elizabeth

I like what >>37382481 said about having Lil go visit them later and conquer their shanty town or something. Should be fun.

>>37382433
[] Continue walking with Elizabeth

>>37382433
>[] talk to a different one

>>37382481
Second

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>>37381202
Is it this?

"Wait here for a moment" I say turning back towards the farm, I can just see it in the distance. I stare at it and wrench my arms apart, opeing a maw on the roof of the barn with slight sound of wood cracking and breaking. I open another maw infront of me and walk forward, falling through it and into the other maw slightly under it.

I hit the ground with a thud and stand up brushing myself off, I spot Liliana standing near the sheep, who soon flee from me

"I'll need you to go talk to the things in the shacks later, since you're better with the talking thing" I say "I think they're remnants of the city"

"Okay?" she says as I climb back up the barn and leap through the maw, closing it behind me as I fall into the other one, which closes behind me as I land infront of halfbreed.

"Okay, back" I say grabbing her hand again "do you want to go back yet?"

"No" she says smiling. I smile and keep walking, through the little shanty town and forward through the field, Elizabeth stopping to pick some flowers. A warm wind blows and I can see the caves close by to my right

What do I do
[] head back to far with halfbreed
[] go into a cave
[] help her pick flowers
[] talk to halfbreed
[] write in

>>37382750
>[] help her pick flowers
>[] talk to halfbreed
This is...Nice....

>>37382774
this

>>37382750
Pick flowers and talk to half breed, so nice for such a violent creature.

>>37382750
[] help her pick flowers
[] talk to halfbreed
Maybe nom a flower or two.

>>37382750
Did we ever find out why Batmom wanted to fuck a human to make a halfbreed so much that she was willing to protect the city like that? Was it just that there weren't any batdudes or was there sinister shit afoot?

>>37382750

[] help her pick flowers
[] talk to halfbreed

>>37382833
Undoubtedly sinister shit.

We never did look at her memories. We should do that.

>>37382750
>[] help her pick flowers
>[] talk to halfbreed
>eat a few flowers

>>37382833
Undoubtedly sinister shit, it was bad enough a cult of brave heroic idiots created us to destroy it, and somehow we literally didn't kill the #1 target.

>>37382952
I don't think they knew about halfbreed. The cultists were just angry with how shit was. Standard peasant uprising, except one of them figured out how to make a big fuckin' bomb (Raz) and got everything fucked up worse for it.

I sit down next to halfbreed and pluck a small white flower from the ground, it has no flair and only six petals, and it doesn't taste that good either.

"You aren't supposed to eat them, I think" She says giggling as she begins to pick more of the flowers

"then why are you picking them?" I ask as she picks a few more from the ground

"Because they look nice" She says smiling
I pick another flower, and sniff it, smells a bit like butter for some reason and it is pleasant to look at, the more I look at it. I pick a few more and hold them in my hand.
and then I pick some more
and a few more
and one last one just to be sure.
I do eat a few more, simply because I'm hungry, like I always am.

I turn and see Halfbreed has stuck a few flowers in her hair and is now sitting next to me look down at the field, smiling happily as she kicks her legs up and down.

"This is nice" I say smiling as I look down at the grasses blowing gently in the wind.

"Yeah" halfbreed says

We sit there for awhile enjoying the view

What do I do
[] take halfbreed backk to farm
[] go into cave
[] ever seen a pond?
[] ask halfbreed something
[] write in

If we do manage to get based cultist out of hell, he's going to be so unbelievably fucked up from it that there's no way he doesn't turn into a demon himself. Maj went demon just from standing around screaming at orphanage bitch. Lil started to turn after a couple months of wandering murder. BC's been getting tortured in the mindfuck dimension.

>>37383030
[] ever seen a pond?

>>37383042
one thing at a time anon. If he demons up he'll be even more interesting anyways.

>>37383030
>[] ask halfbreed something
Ask her if she hates us for killing her mom

>>37383030
ever seen a pond?

Ask the halfbreed something? Shes taken all of this way too softly, does she really feel anything at all about whats going on around her?

>>37383030
>[] ask halfbreed something
She doesn't really like doing the whole "wander around killing things" thing, does she. Oh well. She does seem to like the wandery parts. Maybe ask her if she wants to still come along with us anyway when we go see stuff? I dunno. She'll probably come around eventually. Or not.

>>37383078
Nah. s'far as she's concerned, we are her mom now.

>>37383030
>>37383078
This +

>[] ever seen a pond?

>Hey, let's broach some heavy shit and ask if she hates us for killing her mom. Let's just not even consider the fact that this contradicts what we've already told her and she believes; that her mom is still around inside us so we're her mom now.
>Oh and afterwards let's go look at the pond. Ponds are nice.
Demons are the best at talking about stuff...

>>37383259
Exactly. Demons are great at thing like wizards are.

>>37383030
>[] ever seen a pond?
ponds are nice

Halfbreed and us is a good matchup since neither of us really know shit about the world. I can just imagine the look on the others faces just watching us. "Wow, that's a big tree! Woah. how did it even get that big? Who put that there? Maybe it a monster! Do you tihnk it taste better since it's bigger?"

"I wonder, do you hate me for all I have done to you?" I ask her as I stare at the sun as it begins to set

"No, why would I?" she asks

"I eating your mother, my sister burned down your home, I eat people" I say "most things fear or hate me when they know of what I do"

"Well people eat things, so why can't things eat people?" She says smiling "I hated that house, and I didn't know her for long and she kept me inside like dad did, you were the first person to ever let me outside"

I'm crying again, I'm not supposed to cry, humans cry, I don't

"are you okay?" She asks "You haven't said anything in awhile"

"Yeah, just thinking" I say

"About what?" She asks

"I don't know" I say

"Why do you eat people?" She asks

"Because I'm hungry" I say "not much to it really"

"Can't you eat something beside people?" She ask "I know you can, I'm just curious as to why you seem to prefer living beings"

"More food on them" I say "and I eat their memories as well, so I learn something from each person I eat, I feel everything they felt, feel all they felt, it helps me understand things better"

"Do you know why everyone keeps locking me up then?" She asks

"That is one thing I wonder, for all the memories I've eaten, I can't find any that gives any reason to that, to me at least" I say "I'll find out why one day though, I'm sure of it"

"Oh" She says saddly

"Say, have you ever seen a pond?" I ask

"No" she says "What's a pond"

"A body of water" I say

"What makes them?" she asks

"I have no idea, but whatever does, I have endless gratitude for them doing so"

"Can you show me one?" she asks

"Well I know where one is, lets go there before we head home, okay?" I say standing up

"Okay" She says happily, following after me as we walk down towards the pond in the woods. Today was a good day, nice and peaceful. I could get used to this.

And we'll end here

But if you want, I'll write what Raz and liz do at the pond
I'll archive this
and be around to answer questions and talk

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>>37383552
Do it.DO IT NOW FAGGOT!
That made my heart boner happy HM

>>37383552
Thanks for running headmaster, If you write it I would be grateful. So when will the angel(s) attack.

>>37383552
Do it, I want those feels!

>>37383592
Soon

>>37383552
do iiiiiiiiiiiiit

thanks for running Headmaster!

>>37383552
I really do hope Raz is hungering less due to having a family.

>>37383552
Are they going to skip rocks? Try to find a mermaid? Fishing?

>>37383606
You sound like George R. R. Martin with his dragons.

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>>37383592
>>37383606
When is the third coming?

>>37383644
have get the second first anon.

>>37383552
Man, Raz and Elizabeth really are perfect together.

>>37383613
I don't. I really hate it when quests have a monstrous mc with some core fundamental trait and then people push and push and push to replace it with something nicer and more human.

Am I saying that she needs to do nothing but running around murdereating things? No. But replacing "hunger" with "family" would be lame as fuck.

>>37383652
Angels came when city went under, I Thought.

>>37383659
Agreed, but I'm guessing her explosion will satiate her until we can feast on an angel. Might have to eat some non aligned humans or monsters to tide us over first though.

>>37383671
Yes but we didn't see them, we got rekt too soon. So next angel is still our second.

>>37383671
Yes but we've only fought one angel.

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>>37383692
>>37383691
I-I wanted to look politically correct in front of head-sama

>>37383724
Fuck wrong quest my bad sorry!

>>37383743
>>37383724
I think this also applies to this quest, anon.

>>37383758
.....Touche.....

>>37383743
>>37383758
>>37383767
Demon mount for a hellish gift?

I carry Elizabeth over the brambles and help her through the woods, making sure she doesn't accidentally step on anything sharp or dangerous as she goes stumbling around as she tries to keep balance on the uneven ground, her wings not helping matters.

We eventually get to the pond and find it empty, the air around it warm and the sunlight streaming down from the leaves dim. I sit down on a rock and pick a few rocks out of my feet, regretting I didn't at least eat one of those things in the shack now as Elizabeth walks over to the water and begins to prod it with her fingers.

I walk over next to her.

"Is there anything in it?" She ask

"Fish" I say "maybe something else, I don't know never swam in it really"

"Why not it looks nice enough?" she asks

"I was in pieces" I say

"Ah" She says looking at a few fish "Can you teach me to swim"

"Why do you want to swim, you can fly,, flying can take you anywhere, swimming can only take you under or across water?" I ask

"Because it looks fun" She says smiling

"Yeah, it is quite pleasant" I say taking my coat off so the blood doesn't drain out when I swim. I step into the water and allow myself to sink down, before resurfacing, my hair that's out of the water relights.

"Well come on" I say

"Do I have to take my clothes off? it doesn't look that clean" She say touching the water with her foot

"Well it's no dirtier than any other water" I say. She walks into the water, shivering as she does so, flapping her winged arms a bit as she tries to walk deeper into the water.

"Now, the easiest way to swim is to swim like a dog" I say "push your arms and legs in the water and back out, like this". I demonstrate for her, before diving under the water to try and catch a few fish, which I fail miserably at.
I resurface and see Elizabeth clumsily swim around, smiling as she slowly moves deep into the pond.
I smile and let myself sink back into depths, watching her swim above me as I do so.
cont

What do you guys think demonized Based Cultist would be?

We already know his secondary is Loyalty, but I dunno what his primary would be. I'm thinking either Wrath or Pride on account of how he just fought and fought until he died of exhaustion.

I almost wanna say Sloth since he just did what he was told without really putting in effort to do stuff on his own. He let other people think for him and just ran on autopilot. Feel weird though. Unlike Raz and Maj where their primaries and secondaries conflict, Sloth+Loyalty would have a weird synergy where you can't really tell where one ends and another begins.

Or maybe he doesn't have one of the main 7. Or he's just pure loyalty. Who knows.

>>37383855
I smile and then notice a fish swim by, so I give chase, wanting to have at least something in my stomach

Any other requests?

>>37383872
Only one:Keep being based HM!

>>37383867
id say pride, not in himself but in his ability to follow orders and do his work.

>>37383872
Lil's talk to the monster people?

>>37383867
You pretty much summed up my entire thoughts on his potential sin

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>>37383867
Based Cultist should stay Based Cultist and should instead be given boons and blessings up the dick

>>37383867
I understand what you mean completely by sloth for him. I did really good for a lot of my life doing what I was told and doing good at it, but it was pure laziness. I didn't do it because I wanted to succeed, I did it because I didn't care to come up with shit on my own so I just did it. Yeah, it's not the traditional "Do absolutely nothing" sloth demons that people think of, but it is a form of laziness.

>>37383929
Definitely pride, he believed himself to be our best underling, and that we favored him over all the others (we did).

>>37383872
Just keep making Elizabeth adorable, thats all I need.

>>37383872
Daughters inner monologue about how great she is.. and possibly concerns over why mother isn't noticing her. What does the half breed have that she doesn't?

>>37383872
I like. Keep it up man (also who knows, maybe one day I'll be arsed to make a 1d4chan page out of this, even if I'll be grasping at the lore a bit.)

>>37383977
Assuming he comes out of hell in one piece. Remember how fucked up human ghost Maj was just from haunting the orphanage? BC spent months in hell getting his ghostly ass tortured by demons. He might just explode into demons from the slightest thing once he's out.

>>37383867
I can't help but think of this when you say that....
"TAKE THIS! THE STORM OF MY LOYALTY!!!"
God bless you Jeremiah gottwald!

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>>37384017
He has the fearless feat, remember? I'm sure he'll be fine.

>>37384031
I don't think fearless necessarily makes you immune to torture. It probably helps, but that shit's intense. He still feels pain and presumably the non-fear negative emotions.

>>37384003
I would but I don't think she's at that point let

>>37384017
>>37384031
>>37384050
>Mfw we thought that he was being tortured in hell....He was actually having fucking tea with Satan all this time.....

>>37384068
>Okay.jpg

What would happen if someone tried to punch Raz in the gut? Would their arm just disappear into stomachland?

>>37383898
>Lil's talk to the monster people?
I'd love to see this too.

>>37384068
Is applying the mark painful or something?

>>37384215
"Hey, my mas...demon freeloader told me to come here to talk to you" I say to a thing that appears to be slowly degrading into some lesser form of life. Why did she send me here anyways, this place isn't anything special besides a few drunks and broken buildings, I know she said these are the remnants of the city but they don't look like much, hell most of them seem to be sleeping off hangovers right now. I stare at one sadly, it looks like a child, covered in bandages with bones protuding from parts of it, her eyes covered by a plate of bone. She turns towards me and sniffs the air.

"You smell nice" She says smiling "like flowers"

"thank you" I say sitting down next to her "say, do you know what happened to all of you"

"I don't know, we woke up and everything was gone" She says "we hurt so we wrapped ourselves in bandages, but we started to change"

"Sounds terrible" I say flapping my wings behind my back as I remember the wonderful pain my own transformation caused

"It was" She says "most just stared drinking to dull the pain, and then sleep most of the time, to drunk to crawl to their beds"

"You know you're pretty wordy for a kid" I say

"I read a lot of books" She says smiling "also can You help me walk home, I'm still getting used to being blind"

"Sure" I say grabbing her hand "come on"

>>37384263
Yes

>>37384347
>still getting used to being blind
Ew... our bad.

>>37384347
I wonder if the bone could be chipped off

>>37384347
Ouch. Poor kid. Hope we can help her.

Anything on How the old man is taking to his new charges?

>>37384347
Does Maj ever freak out and scream at the people at the farm and throw fire around but then realize that Raz doesn't want them burned and that just makes her badder but she stops throwing fire around?

>>37384471
>Hope we can help her.
That seems more like a job for Lil than Raz. Unless you want to try licking the bone plate or something.

>>37384527
Well it'd be interesting to see what happened......

Good point though

>>37384347
Any posts about Huron doing Huron things?

>>37384471
"Okay, so let me get this straight" I say staring at the former duke of the lands "You fucked a bat woman and then escaped from a massive brawl between demons, angels and monster and then go captured by said bat woman, found she had her daughter, and then held in her home for a few monthes"

"more or less" He says taking a sip of my special brew, can knock a fucking troll on it's ass if you give it enough time "So I see my would be assassin lives here as well, and that she has a sister, and one of my guards under her employ"

"Yeah, she doesn't do much harm besides eating more than our entire family in a day, and munching on farm tools" I say taking a sip "but she keeps her sister under control and seems to know the metal man outside, so I can't complain"

"You truly are a much greater man than I" He says taking another sip, before smiling and passing out on the table

"Light weight" I say grabbing his cup and drinking it

*clonk*

"DAD?!"

>>37384509
Yes of course

If we make that spear that opens up to have a maw in the tip, what happens if we throw it through another open maw?

>>37384543
I sit on the grass outside of the small farm where the demon dwells, awaiting her arrival or a new order from my mistress. I sigh and stand up, disturbing the birds that rest on my shoulders as I grab my sword and shield, moving my arms to make sure nothing has rusted.
I begin to walk in the woods, perhaps seeking to find a worthy foe, maybe looking to find a place to sit for awhile and dream.
I hear my limbs creak and groan as I walk along towards the forest and hear the bushes crumple beneath my weight, Maybe I could find something in here to release me of my service, but I doubt any such thing exists, and besides I have no reason to leave my mistress.

>>37384620
Snake man being pissssssy?

>>37384733
He's only pissssssy when raz or a similar annoyance is around and I don't know how his thought process would work besides "Money money money"

>>37384762
Snakes are monster jews canon?

>>37384772
this one is

>>37384772
Ssssssnakeberg

>>37384762
Hmm Lilac's take on all this?

>>37384850
Lilac?

>>37384858
the one who tends the sheep

>>37384858
One of the farm girls, average as can be. We're borrowing her or her sisters clothes

>>37384869
http://pastebin.com/nQbmGZAg

Almost forgot to add the bejeweled sword to the inventory.