gartendo

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>>37346716
A hero's name if ever there was one!

Now, what are you? A brave knight? A dick-ass thief? A magician or whatever those guys are called? Or something else??

>WHAT IS YOUR CLASS?

>>37346825
A bard.

>>37346825
A brad.

Innkeeper, Gartendo the bartendo

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>>37346850
>>37346835
You are a Brad Bard! A Bard that specializes in songs that have to do with anyone named Brad. You also get a kickass Brad Pitt Goatee.

Alas! You have no instrument!

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>>37347025
Perhaps an instrument lies within that "dungeon" over there???

>>37347042

Nah.
Our rousing speeches and voice are our instrument. We're a great storyteller and author.
No need to go into the dungeon.

>>37347042
Craft a flute from the wooden door

>>37347042
Nah. Someone just forgot to take down their halloween decorations... We should PROBABLY check to see if they're alive still

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>>37347086
Your voice is like nectar to the ears. You ability to captivate an audience with your pipes is uncanny! You are also good at making fart noises and throwing your voice.

SO! GARTENDO the BRADBARD with the GOLDEN LUNGS! You have now set out into this wild wild world. What will you do first?

>>37347201
We do what bards do best: get drunk and cause trouble.
To the tavern!

>>37347232
yes, drunken times!

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>>37347232
You arrive at the nearest tavern, only to find it full of the most vile of folk! Cuthroats! Mercenaries! Whores! People who say "irregardless" when they mean "regardless.

What would a fine, upstanding person such as yourself want with a place like this

>>37347652
To get drunk, duh.

>>37347652
Use our bardic magic to turn all the brads in the bar into whores

>>37347674
Don't do that, you maniac! This is Bradtown! Everyone is called Brad!

>>37347682
Even the rats?

>>37347699
Especially the rats.

>>37347682
>>37347713
We do it anyway. Ratwhores are a growing market.

Side note, this us magical and I love the feeling of your quest and silly drawings. It sets a tone.

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>>37347674
You sing out a glorious tune, swaying every single Brad in the room to become a mindless cum-slut!

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>>37347967
HUZZAH! It worked!

Quick! What's your next course of action?

>>37347957
Great! Now throw coins at them and tell them to take eachothers panties off with their mouths!

>>37347978
Wait, where are the hot ratsluts?! We need hot rodents for our business plan!

Shitfuck it's late. Cont. tomorrow if it's still alive.

Night bruhs

>>37347978
GET DRUNK

>>37347978

Get drunk!

Lewd! :D

This is a great quest

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>>37349300
>>37348014
You approach the barkeep smugly, sounds of pleasure singing from the balcony.

He eyes you suspiciously
>"What do you want?"

Well? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>>37353169
An appletini.

>>37353169
Information about where large groups of people named Brad might gather.
A beer.

I'ma bump ya.

>>37353169
A beer preferably a Foster's

>>37353169
Ask him about... Brad...

Ask where the nearest Brads Anonymous meeting is being held. and what >>37353209 says.

>>37353209
>Fosters
Filth.
>>37353283
I wonder if there are women named Brad.

>>37353298
What if we start giving people 'Brad' as a nickname? Will our bradtastic bardskills work on them?

>>37353314
Our powers are Brad-related, so first we sing a song giving the person of our choice a heroic moniker that happens to include being named Brad.

>>37353298
There has to be at least one in this world. If not, we can just turn all of the brads into cumsluts like we did before. Or we could start an entire nomadic colony of traveling BradBards and travel around the world being vigilantes. Wouldn't that be neat?

>>37353169
This
>>37353198

>>37353329
>>37353329
What if we change our own name to Brad? I know 'Gartendo' will get us some ladies, but being a Brad ourself, we can give ourself superpowers!

>>37353348
There can be only one Brad Bard. We must train others in different forms of appellocanting.

>>37353389
But we can stick with the nomadic vigilante idea, right? That's the most important part.

>>37353389
If we lack women named Drad, I suggest we take on an apprentice and train him to be a Cindymancer.

>>37353376
That probably breaks the Bard's Code.

>>37353410
Of course, we go around teaching our prowess to the righteous and fighting those who spurn our particular method of barding.

Is op coming back?

>>37353509
It's only been 20 minutes. These things take time.

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>>37353198
>>37353375

You're parched and order a delicious, tangy Appletini

>>37353708
Put a willy in it. A WILLY!

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>>37353708
Suddenly, you're surrounded by sharp blades and points!

>>37353732
Wave a willy at it!

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>>37353732
The Barkeep and his patron's glare at you.

>"We don't serve that nancy-boy drink. We're all men here!"

>>37353753
>>37353724
Stop, you madman! We're a Brad Bard, not a Willy Bard!
>>37353732
Guess they aren't fond of appletinis.

>>37353732
Warn them if they don't put the blades down you'll send Brad after them
>Alternatively
Summon Zack Braff to take your place

>>37353766
GET OUT YOUR WILLY IT'S WILLYTIIIIME!

>>37353766
OR ARE YOU?!

Show them they they are just feminine females in trapped inside their meatsack shells!

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>>37353766

>>37353766
Do this >>37353788, free them from the burdens of conformist sexuality.

>>37353766
Oh wow, you guys let other people tell you what you can or can't drink? What a bunch of pussies.

>>37353791
Ask him about his willy?

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>>37353791
>"Except for him!"

They're all looking at you after your cultural faux pas!

QUICK! What do you do??

>>37353791
"EVEN THE ONES WITH TITS!?!?"

>>37353817
Do
>>37353804
>>37353788

>>37353817
So is that orc in this picture >>37347652 having sex with a dude?

>>37353817
Beer then preferably dark and strong, wasn't sure if you could handle drinking a real man's drink.

>>37353852
Oh, so because he has a ponytail he's an orc? Check your humanocentric privilege.

>>37353822
"ESPECIALLY the ones with tits!"

>>37353817
Challenge them to a drinking contest. They'll be placated by our becoming needlessly competitive, and surely they'll loosen up their regulations after they've all downed a couple rounds.

>>37353872
He also has pointy ears.

>>37353892
Those look like regular ears to me.

>>37353817
DRINKING CONTEST!!!

>>37353817
DRINKING CONTEST

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>>37354007
>>37354201
>>37353883
>"A drinking contest, eh?"
He smirks and motions over to the other side of the bar
>"Hey Gnakgnak!"

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>>37354238
A heavy hand slams a tankard of ale down on a table, shaking the very ground you stand on!

>>37354238
Isn't Gnakgnak orcish for brad?

>>37354276

It sure is!!!!

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>>37354256
A large orc stands before you, cross-armed and stink-eyed. This must be Gnakgnak. You hear snickers and keks from around the tavern.

>What do you do??

>>37354276
I'm pretty sure it is.

>>37354293
"That for me?"

>>37354293
FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ORC!
Say, his name doesn't happen to translate to "Brad", does it?

>>37354293
Drink the beer with your beard, to show how much of a man we are

>>37354293

Turn Gnakgnak(Brad in orcish) into a murderous animal ripping everybody tavern(no us of course). Go over the bar an make an appletini for ourselfs

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>37354293
turn him into a whore too!

>>37354337

this, Brad Pitt's beard won't fail us!

>>37354293
Gnakgnak wouldn't make a good whore, instead just sing a song that'll make him get drunk super easily. We may not be playing fair, but we at least have to honor the contest.

>>37354293
Yeah do this >>37354380

>>37354293
Suck his dick

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>>37354303
>>37354283
>>37354276
>>37354358
But what's this?! It seems that Gnakgnak was affected by the whore-song as well... but he seems to be... no, it can't be... yes! It is! He's a tsundere whore!

You might have a leg up on this competition with his mind full of thoughts of dick!

What do you do??

>>37354461
Cast a spell that turns him into a real girl

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>37354461
drink while making remarks about your penis!

>>37354461
"Gnakgnak, that drink for me?"

>>37354461
Play another note of Bradtastic music, to push him over the edge and do the nasty with the barkeep. That way we'll prove they are in fact all nancyboys!

>>37354495
You fool, he's an orc. That'll just make him want to rape us.

>>37354461
Manipulate him into being our companion

>>37354519
not if we insinuate that he may only get into our pants once he's drunk, because they have a spell on them.

>>37354488
This

Op if this dies will you make another one?

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>>37354514
You sing out a glorious song, pushing forth all dirty word and urges!

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>>37354897
And suddenly, Gnakgnak goes very still. Then, a wild look glosses over his eyes as he turns his attention to...

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>>37354918
THE BARKEEP!

>>37354931
Golly.

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>>37354931
Quick as a whip, he jumps over the bar and onto the barkeep!

>>37354931
that'll work.

>>37354931
>>37354947
He lost his mustache!

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>>37354947
The patrons look over in confusion as the orc awkwardly positions himself over the barkeep
>>37354963
ffffffuck

>>37354947
Can we still make him a girl? And have her follow our Bard?

>>37354963
>>37354980
He lost it because hes a nancyboy duh.

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>>37354980
Their looks of confusion turn into masks of horror and the orc grabs the barkeep and
>please tune into this week's smut thread. This doesn't belong on a christian board

With the Barkeep and the manliest guy in the tavern nancy-boyed, what do you do now??

>>37354991
An acceptable explanation.
>>37354989
We're a nomadic vigilante, we can't get tied down to a Brad broad!

>>37354993
"Let this be a lesson, you are all nancy-boys! Now fetch me an appletini!"

>>37354993
Drop some money on the counter
Pour ourselves a drink and find a place less gay to sit.

>>37354993
Prove the rest of them are nancy boys by makong them all suck your dick.

>>37355018
And tgis

>>37354993
Step over them make our own damn Appletini.

Say "Well since the Nancy boys are busy I guess i'll make my own drink."

>>37354993
Get an appletini and ask if any among the bar's patrons wish to learn the power of appelocanting.

>>37355039
Our powers only work on Brads namefag.

>>37355039
1) Stop namefagging
2) That's not how brad bards work.

>>37355009
Hey, she'd tied down to us. Think of her as a tool in our Brad Bard toolkit

Drink our beer, win the competition and demand the appletini becomes the manliest drink.

Summon a dragon for us ride

OP is a cool Gm btw. Doing a great job.

If we begin to call everyone Brad we can increase our range of effect!

>>37355127
That possibility has been considered, but found unlikely.
>>37355104
Unless there's a dragon named Brad, we cannot summon one.

This really reminds me of neckbeard quest. I miss Teli T-T.
Anywho, this is great so far OP.

>>37355107
Truly.

>>37355104
A dragon named Brad?

>>37354993

You know this is a nacy boy bar now right? You guys know what to do....

Drink our Apple while they enjoy their orgy

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>>37355018
>>37355028
>>37355041
>>37355042
With the Barkeep and Orc preoccupied, you happily step over into the bar and find all the ingredients to make an appletini! Strange...

But no matter! You have an appletini now, and boy oh boy is it good.

What'll you do now that you have this delicious drink??

>>37355200
Drink it down and recruit the Orcish Brad as the first acquisition in our journey to form a Super Group the likes of which the world has never seen!

>>37355200
Drink it.

>>37355200
Drink it, and then try to recruit some new appelocanters now that they've seen our power.

>>37355200

croissant of course

>>37355200
Find somewhere less gay and drink it.

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>>37355249
brb u guise

>>37355200

Can we go back to that dungeon with Brad the orc?

>>37355200
Walk out the bar while sipping on the appletini.

>>37355200
Recruit orc Brad. We should be able to command him.

Go on a quest to find a appelomancer (oglaf). They can change anyone into a Brad.

>>37355009
>nomadic vigilante
Is that another word for murderhobo?

>>37355344
No, murderhobos are evil. Nomadic vigilantes slay evil murderhobos, duh.

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>>37355307
An appelomancer would be a great asset to us indeed, but they are fickle casters.

>>37355261
brad rapes bartender
bard rapes brad
women inherits the earth

>>37355235
This
>>37355247
And this
>>37355307
And this

>>37355200
Contemplate our new occupation as a Brad Bardtender

bump

>>37355852
Nah, this place is too gay. We should find a different bar to take over.

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>>37355307
>>37355272
>>37355235
You raise your glass and warmly welcome Gnakgnak (Orc Brad) to accompany you on your travels!

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>>37356517
>"W-well sure. But it's not because I like you or anything..."
He says, pulling his pants back up.

Success! You have recruited Gnakgnak, the Tsundere Orc Brad into your party!

Where shall you go now?

>>37356547
Ask Gnakgnak if he has any local friends that would like to join us on an adventure.

>>37356574
this, they must be skilled in something, though.
we need an elf grill, too.

>>37356547
Find an Appelomancer to change everyone's name to Brad

>>37356606
Yes, an elf grill named Brad Foreman.

>>37356635
Yes, then the world will be his.

>>37356547
Seek out an appelomancer, or others interested in learning appelocanting.

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>>37356574
>"Well, I DO need to see this chick I owe some money to before we go on any 'adventures'."

He seems to have prior engagements. Will you accompany him?

>>37356794
Be REALLY passive aggressive, but go with him.

>>37356794
Of course.

Ask him the chick's name.

>>37356794
>>37356809
This

>>37356794
Yes, with maximum passive-agressiveness.

>>37356794
"That's fine, would you like for us to accompany you?"

>>37356794
"Will she be a yandere elf? Because I don't think I'm slutty enough for the both of you."

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>>37356809
You agree and ask her name
>"Eh, you'll see her soon enough. She's just in the back alley"
He leads you around the Tavern and at the entrance of a dark alley, you see a hooded figure at the end.

Do you approach?

>>37356958
nah, let's just hang out with orc-brad. ask him what he's good at.

>>37356958
Yeah

>>37356958
Yes, if their name isn't Brad, make it their nickname.

>>37356997
2 latte

>>37356958
wait for the shadowy figure to throw a dagger that narrowly misses you as a warning shot. it''s courtesy when meeting a cloaked person in an alley.

>>37356958
omgawd you lost your goatee

>>37356958
Any rats named Brad? Make one climb up the girls legs and hold her **** hostage while you bargain. Make her let off Orc Brad's debt.

He is our friend/pet now.

>>37357052
Retractable goatees are the most common facial tool that Brad Bards have.

>>37357088
jeez man, lay off with the rat fetish.

>****

>>37357095
Does it retract all at once? Could he just retreat the mustache?

>>37356958
Ask, "This the one?"

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>>37357038
>>37357029
>>37357039
When no dagger is thrown, you both approach the figure, who you now see is much tinier than you thought, but no less mysterious

>"So, uhhhh. I don't have the money."
Orc Brad says

The hooded figure immediately looks angry and eyes you suspiciously.

Things are getting tense. What do you do?

>>37357111
You mean my Brad fetish? The rat is merely incidental, I assure you.

>>37357134
Sing of course

>>37357134
tell them to come along for adventures.
If they don't, sing their hood off.

>>37357134
You know what to do. >>37357152 >>37357088

>>37357134
"Well, I did see this door that leads to a dungeon. If you two want we can all go there and conquer it for the loot."

>>37357134
>What's your name, by any chance ?

>>37357134
As the kind lady her name

>>37357175
>>37357177
Girl-Brad

Brb guise. Going to work. I'll continue once I get there

>>37357302
legendary thread in progress

>>37357177

Bradina

Best thread on the internet right now

This is some Team COTI level shit going on here

>>37357302
>Going to work.
> I'll continue once I get there
k cool

"anon, wot are you doing?"
"drawin cumslut orcs"
"righteous"

>>37357350
It's a blue board, so legally I'm safe

>>37357350

Tsundere cumslut orcs

>>37357134
Convince the shadow figure that there is loot to be had in the dungeon.

>>37357435
BAWS: ah ok then

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>>37357152
>>37357163
You sing a beautiful song!
Suddenly, everything looks very different. Not bad, but just different. So get used to if for a few hours.

Anyways, she seems unphased, but says
>"A dungeon, huh? I suppose I could accompany you and take Gnakgnaks debt THAT way."

Do you have her join?

>>37357821
Sure, we could always use more party members

>>37357821

yeah! but, what's your name?

>>37357821
Yes, of course a mysterious oracle shall accompany us!

>>37357821
Sure. we need to see her face though, so she's not a mimic.

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>>37357902
>>37357975
She pulls off her hood, revealing a grinning elvish face
>"B'raed is the name, friend. Now let's go see about that treasure"

You've successfully recruited B'raed the Elf into the party! What do you do now?

>>37357821
Ofcourse, the more the merrier. Would love to know a name and a face though.

>>37358026
Prepare! One does not just walk into a dungeon! Arms, armor, food!

>>37358026
>b'raed
one letter off god dammit

>>37358026
>>37358026
Grin. Grin hard.

>>37358026
we need to prep! buy our friends instruments! we're going on a dungeon tour!

>>37358120
orc dibs on the bass

>>37358026
Preparations! Do a preparation montage with music.

>>37358120
B'raed gets a piccolo!

>>37358026

search for a shopkeeper named brad, sing and request all the goods to prepare for the dungeon

>>37358026
>>37358061
Of course that's elvish for Brad

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>>37358050
>>37358120
You check your coin purse, only to find it horribly empty.

What do you do??

>>37358260
Sing the money song!

>>37358260
Sing in the streets to get money from the Brads

>>37358260
Fuck it! Just go into the dungeon

>>37358260
Woo a dragon

>>37358295
I concur, extort people.

>>37358287
>>37358295
Make Orc Brad dance in the street for money.

Borrow money from elf-Brad

>>37358260
That motherfucking fly is taking off with our loot!

>>37358260
We could probably whore out Elf-Brad and Orc-Brad.

>>37358260
How much does Orc-Brad even owe Elf-Brad?

>>37358416
>>37358360
Make them dance for money on the street.

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>>37358360
>>37358416
You doll up Orc Brad and put him out of the streets. That spellsong must still be working, cuz after an hour, he takes in 6 gold!

What do you do with the money??

>>37358662
a piccolo for elfbrad, and a bass for orcbrad! we dunjun tour now!

>>37358662
Buy some potions, maybe a weapon, so we can go dungeon diving!

>>37358662
Buy wooden dildoes, name them Brad-Bats and proudly wield them. Then go dungeoning.

>>37358691
seconding

>>37358691
Thirding.

>>37358691

What kind of bass?

Double, guitar, drum..?

>>37358691
Whatever the numbering

>>37358756
The fish. It is a difficult instrument to master, but its tones are melodious indeed.

>>37358777

Trips demand it!

>>37358756
an orky kind!
Which kind would be the orky one? i think a fishtyped one would be good >>37358777

>>37358777
>>37358781
So it shall be.

>>37358662
He looks discontent.
Do something nice for orc-Brad.

How much money does orc-Brad owe anyway?

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>>37358809
>>37358691
You go out and get your new friends instruments! A piccolo for B'raed and a Live Bass for Orc Brad. You yourself have a beautiful voice, so you're fine.

You ask B'raed how much Gnakgnak owes her.

>"oh, just 250 gold."

WELL NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR SHIT, what do you do?

>>37359067
we inspire our friends to learn the basics of their respective instruments through SONG!

and then we head to the dungeon, we have a crowd waiting.

>>37359067
Get a couple Brads from the town guard to serve as canon fodder then go into the DONGEON!

>>37359105
this

>>37359067
Into the dungeon!

>>37357302
Doing God's work, son

>>37359105
Agree with this

>>37359067
I dunno if we bothered to check, but did we see if the Bass was an electric bass? (A Bass crossbred with an Electric Eel, of course.) It's hard to tell the difference at first glance.

If so, remind Gnakgnak to wear insulated gloves.

>>37359105
This. Que Montage montage

>>37359067
Teach Orc-Brad the fine art of dropping the bass. On enemies. Literally just hitting them with that fish.

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>>37359188
After acquiring the instruments and teaching the others basic music theory, you head to the dungeon. You open the door and peer into the darkness.

What do you do?

>>37359464
Enter, of course. Have our instruments ready in case we need to out-perform any attacks.

>>37359464
shine a light.
WITH SONG!
Sing all throughout the dungeon, the other two backing you up, as we rock our way through.

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>>37359464

>>37359497
Use your voice and elf-Brad's hearing for ecolocation.

Orc-Bard covers your backs.

>>37359464
Play epic intro song, with our newly recruited band, that activates natural pyrotechnics in the area and lights our way, as we enter the dungeon

>>37359687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx0I4NYDgRI

>>37359230
No its a standup Bass (a Bass of fine and upstanding character naturally) the difference is quite obvious.

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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I shred a few righteous licks stealthily.

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Upon entering the dungeon, your party is attacked by an undead classic british rock coverband, "The Rolling Bones"!

They attack by opening up with "Jumpin Jack Flash"! What do you do??

>>37359934
We PAINT IT BLACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uj9sduV3k8

>>37359985
We can't use the Bones' material, we need our own!
>>37359934
We must play a song of our own: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk

>>37359934
We take their JACK and stick it IN THE GREEN (it's horrible but I want us to be the Jethro Brads)

>>37360051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCR4_985wq4

Related

>>37360048
This

>>37360048
Yes

Rolled 14 (1d20)

I whoop their bony asses.
http://youtu.be/-MEpNG_lEeM

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>>37360048
You break out into an even more rockin song, getting more and more intense as you near the chorus...

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>>37360641
And just as you hit the chorus, Orc Brad drops the mothafuckin bass on top of the skeletons lead singer, sending his bones flying!

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>>37360641
>>37360662

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>>37360641
>>37360662

>>37360662
we have won the song contest. Offer the drummer skeleton a place in our band. (He obiviousy needs a new one. And he wasnt half bad)

>>37360809
But what about the cowbell? We always need some more cowbell!

>>37360809
This
Skellington Brad

>>37360662
>>37360641
See? Gotta use AC/DC

>>37360841
Seconding cowbell

>>37360841
Dont know.. He was kinda out of tune.. Maybe if we let him have the lead guitar (if that thing still works) and we could add the cowbell to the drumset?

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>>37360809
>>37360841
>>37360909
You offer the skeleton a place in the party. With his friends dead, he says something, but gives a money thumbs-up, so I guess that means he's cool.

NEW PARTY MEMBER ACQUIRED!

What will you do now?

>>37361141
Deeper into the dungeon. We haven't yet caught sight of any lewt we're here for.

..... You know I can honestly say I was not expecting something so GLORIOUS when I entered this thread.

>>37361141
Continue to look for loot in the form on enchanted gear, shiny bling, and sheet music.

>>37361141
Have elf brad check for traps

>>37361261
This, and continue playing while doing so

>>37361311
>>37361141

For the deadly kind of traps.

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>>37361261
At the mention of the word "loot", the skeleton gets all excited and points further into the dungeon. Through the darkness, you see a chest in the distance!

>>37361360
Including sneaky record deals

>>37361372
have elf brad check the chest for traps. the sexy kind.

>>37361372
Awesome Give the skeleton a bro fist and continue to chest, singing and watching out for roaming succubi songstresses.

>>37361372
Awwww yeah! Check for traps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk

Sing to boost perception and dexterity. To detect and evade traps. (Make them prance.)

The writing and the art in this quest thread is too good for it to be just some random anon. Seems like you've had some experience with this sort of thing...

OP, you don't do any webcomics do you?

>>37361372
Aww yisss
And also ask if the skellington is named brad, if so sing a song so he can speak

>>37361508
He's a skeleton, clearly he'd be playing some kind of percussion

>>37361626
Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsA3DxeqtZ4

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>>37361424
You fist bump the skeleton, who blushes and turns away. That's strange....

>>37361696
... can skeletons be girls?

>>37361696
...skeletons can blush?

>>37361696
You tell Elf Brad to go look for traps, to which she responds by giving you a sort of incredulous glare and heading off toward the trunk.

(Cont when I get back home)

>>37361723
do you see dem hip bones?
aww yeaaa

>>37361696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bOsdHckhg

>>37361723
Yeah. We could check the pelvis to be sure, but that's a little... forward.

>>37361696
Check skeleton's hips. Are they womanly hips?

>>37361723
It's all on the hips.

>>37361747
no pic?

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>>37361747
WELL FUCK ME FOR FORGETTING THE PICTURE

>>37361784
only if you really want to
i dont want to feel like a chore

>>37361820
Lol no I just forgot to include it with the post

>>37361747
>>37361784
>i-its not like i enjoy helping you or anything!

SKELETON DANCE UP IN THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e54m6XOpRgU

>>37361857
i was talkin bout the fukin
oh ok cool

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>>37361696
skeleton girl best girl

>>37361952
Amen to that.

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>>37361696
Skeletons can't blush.

>>37362091
They can if they're MOE AS FUCK anon

>>37362091
Who are you to tell them what they can or cannot do ?

>>37362091
Don't doubt the Moe, anon.

>>37362146
It's simply impossible for a skeleton to blush.

>>37362140
>>37362188
But if this skeleton is Moe then it isn't Brad.

>>37362320
Well duh, we need the love interest to be a non-brad, otherwise there's no dynamic!

>>37362339
but if they are a skeleton how do we bone?

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>>37362362
*rattle rattle*

>>37362300
We're talking about a musical skeleton who can play and understand human language and the only thing that bother you is the blushing ?

>>37362362
It's obvious, anon. With our bones.

>>37362362
Well it can get a little dry sometimes, but thats what lubes are for!

>>37362484
Yes. why does anything else in what you just said strike you as odd?

But technically speaking, is it necrophilia if its still walkng around?

K guise, home. lemme finish of this panda express and we can continue

>>37362838
WOOT WOOT!

>>37362838
Yay!

>>37362838
We're in autosage though

>>37362924
oh shit.

Whelp. I'll make a new thread then

>>37362954
be sure to link it here after for the lazy people!

>>37362729
So long as it's cute, that kind of stuff doesn't matter

>>37363412
>>37363412
>>37363412
>>37363412
>>37363412
NEW THREAD

Oh hey, it looks like someone archived it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37346691/

Thanks to whomever did that, but it needs more tags. It's standard procedure to include a unique tag for a specific quest (in this case, something like "Quest Quest"), and I'd personally recommend some additional tags, such as "Gartendo" for the protagonist.