Alright spider bros its time for you all to come back and handle the brood and everything that you have to handle. Especially your new alloy capabilities that you have access to.
>>37339882http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37318013/ here is your last thread
What is this and why haven't I seen it sooner?
Is this what I think it is?
Holy shitSo many civ questsThere's 4 up right this very secondMaybe moreI have to check
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>37339882ALL HAIL QUEEN LOLTHRolling for spider party
This my friends is the spider civilization quest that got started a few days ago. Please check the last thread to see what is going on link is provided. Also if you could please provide a name for yourself so I can see the different people.
>>37340057Nope I was wrongIt's 55 civ threadsWhy so many civ threads
StockFlint and steelAxe and shears54 Hunting spears200 Pounds stockpiled wood10 khopesh30 Pounds of mithrilPopulationSpider Queen Loth18 Males1 Herbalist/brewer1 Armorsmith1 Smith/ metallurgist10 Females1 Siege master1 Sex toy maker and carver1 Pyromancer69 Broodlings50 Breeding Monkeys80 food monkeyTechnologyWood carving/working, smithing weapon and armor, siege weapons, sex toys, bows and arrows, scrimshaw, bone amulets, suicide pills, grog,bone amulets and the web stuffActionsHuntBreedBuildResearchNegotiateOtheryour list of supplies1/4 turns till the brood is ready for use and gender to be decided1/3 turns till the scouts return
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>37340183Rolling for researching a way to enchant the amulets
Oh yeah to those new you have access to 2 actions per turn
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>37340183second action expand monkey breeding cage bigger brood is going to need more food
Your queen upon noticing the brood size and the fact that you have so few monkeys calls out an order. She sends out the alpha's as a party to capture more older monkeys for breeding purposes so that you can have more useful food. This will come in handy once the brood is fully matured as it stands you have been doing well. In the mean time your pyromancer and 2 of your necro mages go to work trying to enchant the amulets that you make and begin work on this use maybe as focuses your not sure but research has begun.StockFlint and steelAxe and shears54 Hunting spears200 Pounds stockpiled wood10 khopesh30 Pounds of mithrilPopulationSpider Queen Loth18 Males1 Herbalist/brewer1 Armorsmith1 Smith/ metallurgist10 Females1 Siege master1 Sex toy maker and carver1 Pyromancer69 Broodlings50 Breeding Monkeys80 food monkeyTechnologyWood carving/working, smithing weapon and armor, siege weapons, sex toys, bows and arrows, scrimshaw, bone amulets, suicide pills, grog,bone amulets and the web stuffActionsHuntBreedBuildResearchNegotiateOther2/4 On brood aging2/3 Elf scouts return1/3 Captured monkeys
>>37340402Can agree to this. the hordes gonna need food and those little shit flingers are perfect.
>>37340527Build a bigger monkey pen
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>37340527Going with>>37340686Adding a roll too. hope its better then the ones in the orc civ the poor bastards.
>>37340527I've had a long day woops sorry about that.Your queen knowing that the fresh breeding monkeys are going to need more space so your spiders get to work on building the pen out larger you start by ajoining a room to the first and building it out largely spinning web and such to make it large. Finally you pad the pen in wood expending much but you just cut down trees to refresh what you have used up making things go smoothly and in the end you finish in a very timely manner because of some of the alphas
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>37340686forgot my roll
>>37340765can you add how much space we have in the breeding and food cages for the monkeys?
You still have this new turn to pick two actions to use and build make larger anything really when the brood is ready in 2 turns it will be time I think for some more corse interactions if you guys are ready for them with the elves to the south.
>>37340797Yeah. In the first pen you have enough room for roughly 200 fully grown monkeys.In the second cage you have enough room to fit nearly 500 living full grown monkeys. Two adult spiders can feed from 1 monkey.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>37340815build an armory something to store weapons in and get equipped faster if we are attackedmake some bows to equip ourselves with as well as arrows
>>37340815Oh I bet we're ready.Do we at least give them cursory diplomacy attempts or just go straight to the murderizing?Remember That (Phoenix) Wright Lord said he will do us a solid for each and every elf corpse we give him and will even help us open our own mine if we give him an entire town of elves. if he wants them alive or not I doubt he fucking cares much.I kinda just wanna see how piss scared the elves get of us. >captcha:stoptNo we will NOT FUCKING STOP THIS TRAIN CAPTCHA
You send out part of your spiders and begin to build the armory to store your weapons this is as most rooms you start with the webbing then you fill it in with wood. The hard part is building the racks but you only struggle slightly.Your woodworker begins work on making bows and in short time builds a small fleet of them. Your blacksmith feeling particularly inspired grabs up the mithril and the steel and begins work after much experimenting he crancks out 30 good khopeshes of mithril alloy. He selects 20 of them and he goes to the pyromancer and asks her to enchant them. As she is feeling inclined and inspired from her work with the amulets she enchants them to leaving behind a blazing cut, burning everything in its path. These are christened for the alphas.StockFlint and steelAxe and shears54 Hunting spears200 Pounds stockpiled wood10 steel khopesh10 mithril alloy khopesh20 Enchanted mithril khopeshPopulationSpider Queen Loth18 Males1 Herbalist/brewer1 Armorsmith1 Smith/ metallurgist10 Females1 Siege master1 Sex toy maker and carver1 Pyromancer69 Broodlings50 Breeding Monkeys80 food monkeyTechnologyWood carving/working, smithing weapon and armor, siege weapons, sex toys, bows and arrows, scrimshaw, bone amulets, suicide pills, grog,bone amulets and the web stuffActionsHuntBreedBuildResearchNegotiateOther3/4 BroodScouts return with 20 elf corpses and 5 living scouts for info2/3 Monkey hunting party
Rolled 30, 34, 28 = 92 (3d100)>>37341158Oh god the shock troopers are gonna be berserk. We need to build arrows as well now also we are short 11 weapons for our total force so take the elf corpses weapons before we bring them to the wightone roll for searching corpses second roll for bringing to wight third roll for interrogate
>>37341158Wow that stock list is growing long. Sift it might be time to invest in a pastebin to store our civs full stock list and techs. My goodness thats alot of stuff>>37341254I think too many actions we can only do two right?
>>37341448Thats fair all wight stuff is handled by the queen so its pretty fairly free unless negotiating something.
Rolled 14, 60, 52 = 126 (3d100)>>37341483Well in that case Lady luck be kind because civs been dieing tonight. I'll back martigras rolls with my own and see if I can get higher.
>>37341545two outta three aint bad god dammit I LIKE IT. Oh wait we only needed two since diplomacy affairs are handled fairly autumatically... hah.
You begin work and its time. You start building arrows to match your freshly made bows so that you can prick those bastard elves. You are pleased with the progress towards killing these elves. Its time they feel the bite of the spiders you think. Its time those fucking knife ears die. You have stripped the elves of their weapons and you have gathered 25 finally crafted elven straightswords to arm your soldiers with. You are triumphant these elves are weak and you feel no fear against killing them.Your queen feeling the need sends out the troops with the corpses to the wight and after a bit he comes forth and sees the corpses and cackles loudly. He shows his delight and begins casting. He brings them to life. Unexpectantly several resurrected as greater undead. They come forth as wights. These are the elves magic users and he smiles in delight. The wight lord looks at you and says "these are yours. As I said I would give you something nice these spell slingers are yours" and the control of them is relinquished to the queen. "My name is Delforn, Wight lord of the West." This shows you that you are much farther out of the way then you first thought as he tells you just how far out you are.You interrogate the scouts and manage to get an exact size to their settlement. There are 378 total elves. Of them only 125 are standing trained hunters and soldiers. Once they fall you will be able to loot and pillage as you see fit.http://pastebin.com/hg5FYJZa this is a link to your stock as it stands. Decide the genders of the 69 broodlings.
Rolled 39 (1d69)>>37341762roll is number of females seems fair?So he left us some mages swag!second roll is for rallying speech from lolth to soldiers
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>37341968second roll
>>37341762>>37341762namefagging is allowed and encouraged right?Umm... Maybe 25 females and the rest are males?Anyone else here?
>>37341997Yes namefagging is encouraged here so I can tell who is who
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>37341968seconding the speech and rolling.
And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the tree trunk.Down came the arrows and washed the blood around.Then came the sun and everyone had food.Dancing in the webs the spider had some fun!
Your queen steps forward as the full brood assembled the original 15 assembled behind her in an array to impress really. She begins "We do not remember who we are, who we were. We are lost but we will survive because we are the brood. I am your queen and I have come here and I have seen these knife ears. I remember them from before and they cut and stabbed an killed many of our kind before. These dastardly elves are cruel and our friends agree it is time they die. We have a reason to kill them so as to settle in better. We must become strong, NO WE WILL BECOME STRONGER. IT IS TIME WE KILL THESE ELVES. WHEN WE MARCH WE MARCH FOR BLOOD!!!!"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>37342162(inner wagh intensifies nice job sift) Battle plans? rolling to ambush guards in the town and web doors shut take care of night watch then keep the rest locked up until they can be killed or cocooned(Did they need to be dead or alive for wight?)Rolling for this battle plan
>>37342226He didn't give a shit on their state he is gonna use them as undead slaves remember
>>37342282works for me wasnt sure if he wanted to harvest there souls for some weird shit
>>37342321Thats usually more demons on soul harvest to be honest.
>>37342355i know but this wight sounds strong af so. doing what we can to make him happiest hes helped aloton a side note i think its just me and you now sift
>>37342392Hmm seems it but ah well I can keep going if you like, I have time to kill and lots of it really.
>>37342418I can play through the attack easier to plan with just one person anyway
>>37342436Yeah it is, as a side note tomorrow I am thinking of starting a quest thread and running that to give my self a break from the civ thread and so I can plan for it and alternate the two.
>>37342476Sounds good to me add me on skype? i may be able to help you plan it.
>>37342497I actually don't have a skype heheh, I usually just run mobile because I never bothered buying a computer
Still here. Sorry I'm fucking mezmerized by the power of Shoggy and ALL GUARDSMEN STORYTIME.Seriously its fucking great and draining all the viewership.
>>37342530haha its all good bro maybe you can help with the attack then>>37342511its all good lets get this attack over with its already 11 and i gotta be up at 5
>>37342530Those threads are awesome I am watching it my self checking in from time to time
Lurking but I'm here. I can join if it will keep this going
Alright then your council comes together and begins planning. You wish to capture the wizards so that you can raise the corpses so that you can have more powerful casters. This is a consensus. However there is some disagreement on how to open. Do you open with arrows or webs then arrows or just straight brutal slaughter up close. Decide
>>37342597I vote for this>>37342226>>37342226Because its a kind of divide and conquer idea
>>37342597Exchanging volleys with elves is suicide. they're some of the best marksmen to live. This has to be forced into close combat and deny the bows a chance to sing.If webs can be used offensively thats good as it makes them harmless.Night time raid into close combat and attack for full effect? The mages are the only priority target every thing else is collateral.
>>37342655Remember the wight wants the town as in tact as possible and you have 8 death wizards literally
>>37342655attack at night, Climb the walls and web everything/one
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>37342688>>37342655Going with the night time raid and such. Use webs and be sneaky
>>37342655Webs to close combat seems like the best option, we could probably also make some traps to catch anything that tries to flee.
>>37342721going with this
>>37342721Can agree. Also outer web layer of doom to catch stragglers, we're getting paid by the head.
also before commencing the attack, make webs in the pathways where we think they would try and escape. leave no elf behind!
Just so you know I love you guys. You had the same thought I did, night time close combat slaughter.You finally agree that a ranged fight is mental against these knife ears. These fuckers will stomp you so you decide a night time assault on them would be best. If you attack at night and take out the guards fast and quiet then go in it should go well. So you prep and wait.Night falls its time. You begin the raid and you find the night patrolls webing and slaughter them before they realize you are there. The khopesh are used and tear the elves in half leaving split corpses. You move on to the town its self and notice there are guards you will be seen no matter what but you have set traps for those who flee none shall survive.You charge in arrows flying spells blasting out and in front your alphas are wielding their blazing khopeshes intimidating and trailing the ground leaving burning trails. The elves raise an alarm and try to return fire but its useless the distance is closed to fast and the fight goes in earnest. The bodies pile civilians begin to muddle up the assault of the soldier elves and it matters not to you, you cut them all down the same.The mayor comes forth finally and asks for the challenge of the leader. Your queen steps forth and cackles. She cries out "HE IS MINE!!" then falls forth into the fight. It is a brutal back and forth affair no blows land the elf lord fights brilliantly and the battle around falls silent as both sides watch this duel. Finally the queen knicks him and the magic in her khopesh shows its teeth and he flags immedietly and stumbles. The fight continues for some time more and he gets a few cuts on her but nothing bad. Finally she gashes his leg and the evil magic is too much for the elf and he falls. She reaches down and grabs him by his hair and hoists him high and yells in triumph. She looks down in glee and decapitates him. The fight rages on a bit more and it doesn't last they soon surrender and you just kill them.
>>37343003Your queen looks around and proclaims "life is for the victors." She looks around and there are no dead or anything on your brood but there are injuries but everyone will heal and live and for the time you are safe. A sense of accomplishment and satisfaction comes over you as you look around at your brood.
>>37343047I love our damn near crit success roll on this btw xD Its a great day contact the wight tell him to clear the town and take stock of what the plunder is. I need to get some sleep but put the final inventory in the pastebin and ill read it in the morning before i go to bed gnight guys,SPIDERBROS5EVAR
>>37343094Good night friend, Thats why you suffered no losses, I thought you all would enjoy that
>>37343003>>37343047We are fuckign terrifying at this. My god.Standard procedure now. loot, pillage, and let Phoenix Wright know we just fucking sacked an elf town. Wheres our damn mine?!I get the feeling he'll want to keep on our good side after this one. We just proved we can assassinate the shit out of an entire settlement.
>>37343150Yes, yes you did, I am fairly impressed check here to see what all you got fresh there are some new goodies and I will do the write up in a second.
>>37343199http://pastebin.com/hg5FYJZa forgot the link sorry
>>37343216Well dats some loots.Pillaging is profitable. We gonna be spider vikings now?
Your brood rallys together and you all celebrate raiding the wine and drinking it all. You then alert the wight lord to what you have done and he is pleased and he expresses such when he gives you plenty of servants. On top of this near your clearing he has successfully opened a mine through magical means. He smiles and says "As promised I will pay you and well." At this point so many undead shamble forth at first you fear an invasion till you realize that they are now yours. They come with 500 pounds of mithril and many enchanted great swords to outfit your soldiers. It is time now for you to rest and lick your wounds however.
>>37343254That was actually mostly from your wight bro. The only real gain was from him nothing else from the elves is really useable considering that most of their weapons broke on the alphas hide or your superiorly crafted khopeshes. They didn't have many to start with either so its not surpising. If you want you can but know that your next nearest raid is the wight and he likes you a lot, after that its a settlement of 1000 celestials that is very well set up and dug in.
>>37343308Nah Phoenix Wight has been damn helpful plus the undead make great allies. A untiring unrelenting and above all unfearing army? Handy as fuck.But fuck no no angels yet. Nope nope nope nope. We could start to expand though, we breed insanely fast and setting up colonies and mapping things out ourselves for more resources and allies. While the orcs would take effort I bet they're worth getting relations with. Plus we kinda just slaughtered a shit ton of elves so they oughta love us.If not we got plenty of incentive to slaughter up another town. They'll love us in no time.
>>37343370Fucking fantastic. Thats a pretty awesome plan actually. I may or may not do the civ thread tomorrow but I am gonna archive now and take a rest since this is a good stopping point I think.
>>37343419All right. Thanks for running!