>>37333781
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>>37333781
>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781
>>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

Everyone meet Dirt snake and her Mother

>>37333781
>>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781
>Ignore them. You are, after all, the bigger woman. In every way, to boot.

>>37333781
>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781

> Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781
>snark back

You know one day we will find out what exactly we have on our butt, I just hope that, whatever it is it isn't sentient because that would be very awkward

>>37333781
>"No bears this morning?"
Does she not see the bear slung over our back, or is she being sarcastic about it?

>>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781
>>Snark back. You don't have to take this.
>>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781
>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

>>37333781

> "They seem to find me, yes. Perhaps it is a curse, one that keeps us fed. Still, if you would prefer I not fight them the next time that happens. I will simply leave all of the killing to you."
> "Anyway, I have made new friends, yes. This is Esmerelda and her mother... er, I have forgotten your name."

>>37333781
I just have a question. Is this thread based on the Re: Monster manga? Because if so, thumbs up.

>>37333885

Based on the world, though not the story of the manga. No super ESPers or the like.

Does anyone here know a way to have a Wagon with spinning Hubcaps? I need to know for reasons

>>37333885
NO. NO IT IS NOT. IN FACT, NO SUCH THING EXISTS. YOU IMAGINED IT, YOU ARE DRUNK ANON, GO TO BED. NOW LET US NEVER SPEAK OF THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST AGAIN!

>>37333781
>Tiny snake insult interruption! Introductions!

Looks like introductions are in order!
Writing!

>>37333909

An illusory version of reverse rotation can be created via careful spoke placement and traveling at the right speed. Your brain does the rest of the work in processing what (to it) makes the most sense. It's trial and error, but it can be done.

>>37333781
You know, we never did indtorfuce ourselves to the tiny snakes did we?
Hell, we don't even know the mother's name and the only reason we know Esmeralda's is that her mother used it for scolding purposes.

Adopting new things has become so much of a second anture to us that it's more ingrained than telling people we meet our name.

If we actually introduce Esmerelda as anything but tiny dirt snake I will be sad.

>>37333937

I thought we introduced ourselves to her mother, though her mother never bothered telling us her name. I can't say I blame her with the strange bombs we dropped on her.

>>37333979
Just checked.
We never mentioned our name.

We said hello and then we were distracted by Esmeralda whining that we insulted her, because she's a dirty little tattletale, and then got into another shouting match.

>>37334059
Bets on whether snakemom and mom know each other?

>>37334489
No bet.
I have no idea how these little guys are surviving out in this danger wood.

>>37334489
She'll accuse us of going after the children of her old friends on purpose

>>37334504
By being tiny, living in the dirt and not evolving.

>>37334512
That is extremely unsustainable!

>>37334489
Spidermom left the forest for like 30 years and these guys live a good distance away. Doubt they know each other.

You casually flick your hair back with a toss of your head, raising your nose and looking down on them both. Pulling up next to the fire they've got going- One that Jin is utterly enamoured with- you turn sideways, revealing your cargo.

Lan blinks.
"Lyra, we can see that there isn't a bear. They kinda stand out. Size-wise."
"What- No. Not the food, you- The snakes, yes?"
"Snakes don't taste that good to begin with-"
"They are not for eating!"

You gesture angrily with both hands, palms open as you point out the women seated behind you.

"We would appreciate it if noone were to attempt to eat us. Were invited to breakfast, not for it."
Lann stares. Nin leans forwards.

"Everyone, this is Esmerelda and- ah. I did not ask your name, yes?"
"Lilliana."
"Esmerelda and her mother Lilliana, yes. And this is Lann, Nin, Jin, Sara and Sheszka."
You point out each as you make your way around the circle.

"And you?"
"Me?"
You stare blankly a moment before your cheeks heat.
"Ah- I am Lyra. Nice to meet you. Yes."

The snake-lady incline her head and smirks up at you.
"Nice to meet you as well, little one."
"She really isn-"
"Hush. Can you help Ezzy down? She appears to be afraid of heights-"
"AM NOT-"

You offer your hand again, despite the glare, while the mother slithers down your leg and joins the circle.
There's something of a stand-off going on your back, but Esmerelda breaks first, wrapping herself around your offered hand and letting you return her to the earth.

You do note that she tucks her face into your wrist, though.

>Get the food out, start cooking!
>Breakfast chatter is best chatter! (Who?What?)
>It would probably be less awkward to ask what they are before this goes any longer, wouldn't it?
>Other (?)

>>37334543
They are also stupid poopy heads.

>>37334574
>Get the food out, start cooking!
>Breakfast chatter is best chatter! (Who?What?)

So, I didn't expect to find anyone friendly living out here in supermonster land.

How do you guys do it?

>>37334574
>>Get the food out, start cooking!

>>37334574
>Get the food out, start cooking!
>It would probably be less awkward to ask what they are before this goes any longer, wouldn't it?
>Ask them if there are any other friendly monsterkin living in the region

>>37334574
>Get the food out, start cooking!
>Breakfast chatter is best chatter! (Who?What?)
Talk to Liliana, ask if it's really so strange for us to have evolved twice already, especially since Jin and Sheszka have already gone throw two evolutions, and Sara has evolved as well.

>>37334574
We should show the tiny dirt snake that we can make better dirt houses

>>37334659
>and Sara has evolved as well
That reminds me we still haven't gotten updates for the giant bear fight, and Sara is very close to evolving.

>>37334574
>Get the food out, start cooking!

>>37334574
>"Lyra, we can see that there isn't a bear.

But.... there is a bear. We caught one last thread, before our plant foraging and tree crashing failure.

>Get the food out, start cooking!
>Breakfast chatter is best chatter! (Who?What?)

"I have not met Snakefolk before, please, tell us about yourselves."

>>37334574
>Get the food out, start cooking!
>Breakfast chatter is best chatter! (Who?What?)
Talk to our guess, ask the mother how she knows about your kind, I mean she could tell our age just by looking at us and seemed to be familiar with our evolution tree somewhat as well while we... really don't have a clue to anything about they're kind.

>>37334681
Not nearly close enough.
Besides, bears are easy prey.
That's why we eat so much of them.

>>37334713
>Not nearly close enough.
Level 91, before the fight.

>>37334762
The bear was still way too much of a scrub though.

I do love how us going on an adventure may level Aria up. Mom is panicking and she's getting beaten up

>>37334699
Wolves and rabbits and such-


Anywho
chatter and food!
Writing!

>>37334821
that poor girl.

>>37334840
We should delay our home coming just enough for her to level up

I wanna see what she becomes

>>37334821
I love how Elle dragging an unconscious Aria around and having to do the work Aria is in no state in may finally be enough to get her those 3 levels she needs to get for evolving but was too lazy to get on her own.

All I want is before we leave the nest is to have one big entire Family adventure.

>>37334824
>No bear

Oh, must be remembering a different thread.

>>37334887
It won't be much of an adventure, but I do agree we should have a big family outing.

All go on a picnic or visit the town to drain the inn dry or something.

>>37334927
I hope we all show up when that one cowardly guard is on duty, and the old man too.

>>37334860
Their level up during our time away is already in the charsheets.

>>37334887
I wanted a big family hunt. Either all going hunting, or a competition.

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>>37334574
>Go full Hibachi. Fire and flames and everything. Ask what they are when we hit a flourish. That aught to throw that dirt snake for a loop.

Also, am I mistaken in picturing this?

>>37334969
There'd be nothing left in the forest Anon

>>37334945
It would be the best day out ever.
And the inn would be absolutely fucking dry.

>>37334951
The only one confirmed to have leveled up while we were away were our brothers.

Aria specifically is unlikely to make it before we arrive, given that she's already Tier 2 and still has 6 levels to go.

>>37334927
Seven Arachne, one Elf, one Werewolf, a Moth and a Harpy walk into town.

tfw the towns people freeze at the sight. Their brains desperately trying to reboot after the overload.

>>37334998
You mean evolved. Level up just means they got more levels, which Aria did.

>>37334992
The blacksmith would be the best. He see's seven spiders show up.
"No"
"What?"
"I am not making that many sets of armor"

>>37334945
The old man would die.
I know it.
He'd die laughing.

>>37335000
You forgot the Tiny Snake, because there's no way in hell we're leaving this part of the forest without one of them.

>>37335197
they don't seem to like us much.

Though I am worried about them out here. Are there a LOT of their type around?

>>37335197
>Wrap TineeSnek around throat as a scarf
>She tries to choke Lyra
>Lyra thinks it's a hug.

>>37335232
>they don't seem to like us much.

One is an adult, the other is a teenage female with inadequacy issues.

>>37335241
Lyra is strong enough for that.

>>37334824

We should make a raised, heated platform for them to sit on while we eat. Something with an on ramp for the fraidy cat.

>>37335241
>"We are in place. The queen should be here soon. Tonight, she dies, and the Lamia Leadership shall rise as rightful rulers."
>Lyra comes in.
>Tiny lamia assassins drop down.
>Start wrapping around Lyra's neck.
>"Why thank you. After such a long day, receiving a hug feels so nice, especially a spontaneous one. Come. Let's go take a bath, yes."
>Assassins' faces right then.

>>37335521

>So warm...
>Lamia's never try to assassinate her every again, they do, however, plot out spontaneous hug / spa days.

You set about breakfast.

Webbing is torn apart, animals skinned and cleaned- Lann is a great deal faster at the cleaning that your are, but you take the top spot for skinning. Mostly because of knife-hands.

You conjure up a flat stone to cook on. Tiny snake jolts at the little bit of magic, but the mother just raises her eyebrows.
Slabs of meat are slapped onto the stone, sizzling as they touch down. You dice a few slabs for your guests- sharing glances with the mother and waiting for approval.

The scent of cooking meat has at least drawn the younger snake into silence. Instead, she's sitting coiled, weaving to and fro in the air, drooling and watching the food.
And while you certainly want to laugh, you can't say you don't know the feeling.

Well, in any case- Before food starts, there's a few things you want to know.
"Um. Lilliana? There is something I wanted to ask, yes?"
"Mhm? Go ahead."
"Well, uh- Is it really-"

Nin stands straight up, raising her hand like she's in a classroom. How does she even know to do that? Wait, no. She's already talking. The hand was a distraction. Bloody moths.
"What are you!"
You choke, right next to Esmerelda. Lann smacks a hand into her face, and Lilliana just starts laughing.

Nin sits right back down, folding her legs beneath her, waiting for an answer with a smile on her face.
You manage to get your lungs under control in time to fire back.
"What kind of question is that!"
"An important one? Do you know what they are?"
"No, I- That isn't the point, yes! It's rude! Right?"

>>37335704
Nin shrugs.
"Is it?"
You blink a few times, and turn to the snakes.
Esmerelda's face is frozen in half amusement, half confusion at this point. Her mother looks over her to you, rolling her eyes.
"It seems rude, but it is a fair question."
"Please don't encourage her."
"All children should be encouraged, little one."

You groan, and Nin folds her arms and attempts what she probably believes to be a wise nod.
She still looks like a haughty child that just got away with eating all the cookies.

"We are Lamia, little moth. And your question?"
"Urg. Is evolving so soon really that strange?"
"Yes."
"But why?"

The lamia gestures helplessly.
"It takes time. Years, sometimes less. And you have grown twice? In less that two months. That is beyond strange."
"But- My friends have done it too, yes?"
"Have they?"
"Jin and Sheszka both!"

You get nods of affirmation from both when you turn to them.
"It is something to think about, then. But first: Breakfast, if you please."

You sigh.
Sometimes, there's too much you don't understand.
Which, you can sort of accept? You are a kid. Even if you don't feel like it. And you kind of are a sorta adult. But you really want to know things and it's frustrating to not and-
Ugh, you sound exactly like a kid.

Meat is passed around- Lann adds a bit of dry bread to her own, Nin scarfs down leaves that she produced from nowhere.
You glare at them. Plants can't be trusted.

Watching the lamia eat is a pleasure all it's own. You have no idea where all the food is going, but they certainly can fit a lot in their mouths. And they get sluggish the more they eat! Reptiles. You bet you could set up a sunning rock and they wouldn't move for days.

With the food gone, though- Well, there's things to be doing. Going home. No, baths first. You are filthy, and that needs to stop.

>Hop in the river. Get it over with.
>Spider jacuzzi.
>You can wash at home! Set sail! After goodbyes, of course.
>Other(?)

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37335721
>>Spider jacuzzi.

>>37335721
>>Spider jacuzzi.

>>37335721
>Hop in the river. Get it over with.

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

This was never a choice.

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

>>37335721
>>Spider jacuzzi.
>>Invite friends and the tiny snakes to join you

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

>>37335721
>>Spider jacuzzi.
This is the only right answer.

Also, set up some hot rocks around the edge for basking.

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

>>37335721

> Spider Jacuzzi
Though, for point of honesty, setting up a proper whirlpool with heated water is difficult to manage without recirculating flow. We would have to heat another pool ahead of the others to give them a warm bath.

>>37335721
yeah, I gotta go with spider jacuzzi.
It's safer than river swimming and a lot less filthy than just going home.

I am still curious how these lamia live out here.

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

I'm confused about why REQM is giving us prompts with only one option.

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.

I am surprized that Sara has not decided to provide entertainment for our guests in the form of throwing fireballs at us, forcing us to destroy the spells...

or at least weak stars that annoy us into dispelling them...

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.
was there really any other answer?

>>37335721
>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi
Anyone else having trouble with quick replying and auto refreshing the threads on phone?

>>37335721
>>Spider jacuzzi

Silly REQM you knew what would happen when you posted this

>>37335721
>Spider jacuzzi.
Can't say no to that. And the longer we dick around here, the sooner a giant monster can come to attack us.

Alright, getting in the river and just swimming away! Cleanliness and speed, all in one.

I gotcha!
Writing!

>>37335997
REQM we talked about this, you can't listen to those Moths. They are bad at jokes

>>37335997

Sounds reasonable. Clearly had the most support.

>>37335997
Don't forget about Lyra's plans to give up adventuring and instead trying to make a career in real estate.

>>37336080
Only until she marries one of her colleagues and becomes a housewife.

>>37336156
She'd probably still go on short day trips, providing it was nowhere dangerous - with her husbands permission, of course.

>>37336156
>Not wearing the pants
>Not having Elle weave us an octet of pants.

>>37336156
>>37336212
I always imagined we'd have a husband one day. And maybe even a house.

Though it may be made out of a giant crabshell or something.

>>37336225

> Seranthis comes back to the surface after centuries of isolation, his task finally done
> Finds that now all arachne wear pants over their spider parts

>>37336253
And the giant crab is alive.
And the house is a mobile fortress of death.

I wonder what we will get when we evolve 3 times in as many months. Because I have a red queen hypothesis.

>>37336282
Walking houses are actually really neat, I would totally be up for building a house on a big monster and driving it around.

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>>37336253

>Husband

>>37336316
Clearly Lyra is the one who will be the husband.

>>37336316
Moths plz go

>>37336282
>>37336308
I'm not entertaining that, because I am certain the vote will always be in favor of smash giant monster.
>>37336316
get out of here nin

>>37336316
>that was the joke
We are currently having opposite day.

>>37336348
What if we build our house on Seranthis

>>37336225
>>37336316
I'm honestly rather amused that more people are commenting on the husband post than this one >>37336080

>>37336354

It needed to be said regardless.

>>37336348
If the option for a giant monster pet comes along, we will vote for it.

A docile giant tortoise would be perfect.

>>37336361

Building an Empire / Kingdom is basically really large scale real estate.

>>37336354
we've moved into more serious conversation.
I actually have imagined we'd always end up with a husband at the end, if anything.
And now we're talking about giant monster pets.
>>37336378
Living on a giant turtle-island, eh? Do we even like the beach?

>>37336361

We're already talking about property renovation as a major, long-term quest goal.

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>>37336427
I was thinking of a tortoise, but seafront property could be good too.

>>37336427
>I actually have imagined we'd always end up with a husband at the end
Obviously. Nin is already working hard on her position as Royal Consort.
Lyra can't keep her waiting forever.

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>>37336492

>>37336427

Every Queen needs a King.

The fact that King can technically be applied to a woman in this case is merely a matter of convenience and not-at-all engineered.

>>37336537

I get the joke with "no husbandos for the followers" but at the same time, it's kind of sad to think that the idealized version of events by most fa/tg/uy logic would be that our companions never settle down with anyone, basically consigned to an eternal fate of unrequited fawning for anyone other than the OTP.

>>37336579
Huh? What are you talking about?
>would be that our companions never settle down with anyone
No one said anything like that.

>>37336492
Did we already give up our dreams of a airship? No floating home in the sky to carry us to new adventures?

>>37336579
Is it ok that in my Idealized version everyone got married? So they can all have kids who will have their own adventures? The world needs more badass monster adventurers

>>37336579
>fate of unrequited fawning
The ideal outcome for most fa/tg/uys would include much requited fawning.

>>37336605
Shezka has to marry a full blooded city elf. That just has to be a thing.

>>37336579
Fortunately all of them are too young, so there is no need to be concerned at all. This quest will end most likely before anyone is ready to settle down.

>>37336638
>not planning already for the epilogue
Your loss.

>>37336635
I feel I'm missing a joke here

>>37336625

There is a lot of giant spider to go around, mind, but I'm pretty sure we have an upper bound limit on division there. I mean, how would you feel if your aunt never settled down and chose to endlessly fawn over this random dude with like twenty other women?

>>37336603
>Did we already give up our dreams of a airship?
You think we'd stop at one?

Giant tortoise castle? Hell yeah.

Build an airship dock at the top of the tortoise castle? You better fucking believe it!

>>37336638

I think you've got the right of it, really. Our party will still be babies by the time this is all done.

You crack your back, standing again.
You're not full, per say, but, well...

It takes a bit of food to fill you up. And it's probably for the best that you don't stuff yourself before you row down a river.

You back out of the circle, followed by the gaze of a comically lazy looking lamia- Esmerelda has curled herself into a chair, propping herself up with her own coils.

In front of you, away from the remains of breakfast, the ground is already sinking. Smooth stone is replacing it, a rather large bathtub forming in front of your eyes. Maybe you spoiled yourself a bit much with the waterfall and everything at home- You have reached the point where you are now building baths rather than hopping into rivers.

You shrug it off, willing a pair of channels- one high, and much wider, and one smaller, leading back to the river, tilted into the stream so the water simply rushes by it.

Water spills into the bath, filling swiftly, and you drop yourself in, planting your spider-butt in front of the entrance channel- You heat yourself, and in moments, you have a shield of steam behind you, and a rapidly warming bath.

It isn't long before you're joined by your friends, sliding into the pool you've made once they judge the heat has risen enough. Lazy lazy. You crack one eye, leaning back onto your shell, enjoying your soak.

Oh yeah, cleanliness.

A few seconds of dunking, scrubbing, and making a general mess of the pool and yourself- You feel like a whole new spider. Getting sweaty, then washing it all off- There's nothing like it.

And it's definitely something you didn't really engage in before.

A pair of tiny splashes draws all your eyes open again- Your lamia guests have joined in, slipping into the water and swimming, squirming through the water. You can't help but stare and smile as they move through the water, both heading straight for you. Ah. Well, that makes sense.

>>37336660
>giant tortoise castle with airship hangar
Alright.
I'm more than okay with that.

>>37336678
We're not even babies now anymore. Monsterkin grow up much faster than humans, not sure how often that needs repeating until the last person got it.

>>37336679

They reach you, coiling up on your shell in short order.

"Earth magic, little one?"
"Mmmm. Fire magic too, yes. Well, elemental stuff. I do have earth magic though."
"Oh?"
"Eh. I need mana to cast, and I can't do it myself."
"You are not really helping your whole 'not strange' argument."

You grunt.
"I cannot help how I was born, yes?"
"Mmm."

Jin and Sheszka dog paddle and owl paddle over to you, turning in the water and waiting. Even Nin has slid next to you, a wide smile already dominating her face.
You have the sneaking suspicion she is responsible for this.

>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
>Sheszka and Jin are at least innocent. Dunk the moth.
>This is not a monster wash. Lazy lazy lazy.
>Other (?)

>>37336656
Pretty sure the joke is: "She's a forest dweller who hunts her own bears, can't read and doesn't know the meaning of the word "grammar", he's a high society city elf, with a degree in literature and works in a library, together they fight crime are married."

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.

>>37336702
>>Sheszka and Jin are at least innocent. Dunk the moth.

Damn Moths

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.

>>37336719

That's a stupid joke, and you should feel bad for ever thinking of it.

>>37336702

> Are... Are moths waterproof?
> Make them scrub themselves, though offer to get folks backs when they have cleaned themselves up to a decent condition.

>>37336702
Dunk the moth. Make people play rock-paper-scissors for order.

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
>Sheszka and Jin are at least innocent. Dunk the moth.

>>37336702
>dunk the moth
The only correct answer

>>37336702
>>Sheszka and Jin are at least innocent. Dunk the moth.

>>37336702
>>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
>Splash the Moth.

>>37336504
>>37336537
get the fuck out of here nin

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
ever think we're to soft?

...nah

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
Sara should enchant a stone with fire so that the baths at home have hot water.
Did Lann bring soap with her? Could she reintroduce us to shampoo and conditioner?

>>37336579
I want everyone to get their own love lives and have a good time.
I don't want to have a huge inter-group love triangle system.
Dating within the group is always lame, and I don't like encouraging it.

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.

>>37336702
>Fine, fine. Baths for every lazy monster.
The softness Lyra, can you resist?

>>37336698
we JUST HAD A PLOT POINT about how we're still babies last thread, anon.

>>37336702
>Sheszka and Jin are at least innocent. Dunk the moth.

Why haven't we petted one of the Lamias yet?

>>37336833
>Everyone assuming we aren't obligated to marry for political reasons

>>37336851
>babies in puberty
What? We had a plot point about Lyra being YOUNG.

>>37336833

Pretty much my sentiment. In time, they should move on and explore the options that will make them truly happy as women, for the rest of their lives. Not really much of an issue for the game we'll be playing, though, I imagine.

>>37336702
>This is not a monster wash. Lazy lazy lazy.
What is wrong with you people, I just made a bath.
Can I catch NO BREAKS?

>>37336863
Because they're tiny stupid heads that live in dirt!
At least at first.
Afterwards were busy with cooking, eating and creating a bath.

>>37336863
Well, they are Tiny Snakes.
And we are a Giant Spider.
Tiny and Giant don't usualy mix well.

>>37336881
Same thing.
And we're not hitting an age to care about romance for years and years if I recall the ask.fm.

So arguing we're not going to be too young for this for a long while is kind of counterproductive.

>>37336880
>obligated to marry for political reasons
>obligated

We are a Giant Spider. Who the fuck is going to obligated us to do anything we don't want to?

Well... Except Nin. Damn Moths.

Baths for everyone!
Even moths.
They just might get more than they bargained for, that's all.

Writing!

There may be a delay for food.

>>37336880
I wouldn't mind that normally, but in this case, it means we're probably a queen.

So I curse nin.

>>37336912
You recall wrong.
REQM made joke we will be to young for thi sort of thing until we are 200 according to MOM.
Because, she is Mom.

Seriously, Lyra explicitly entered puberty several threads ago. The reason why she won't care about romance is because she herself was never that young since she came here.

>>37336948
I remember another clarification that it would actually be about 20-30 years before any romance.

I was not talking about the mom thing.

>>37336880

>Trying to force a Giant Spider to marry someone she doesn't.
>Even for Political reasons.

Yeah no, the one you are trying to force on her is going to end up a dessicated husk to be found in the broom closet of some run-down Inn miles away from where they were supposed to be.

>>37336966
You remember wrong.
I don't know why this is such an issue for you, we had several plot points and references to the fact that monsterkin grow up faster.

>>37336916
>>37336927
When a princess needs to improve her burgeoning country's economic state sometimes she has to make sacrifices.

>>37336966

I don't recall that one, though I agree with that age range for the sort of emotional maturity that should be involved in these sorts of things. I mean, people will continue to treat us like a kid until around that time anyway, because arachne are extraordinarily long lived.

>>37336996
and we've had several confirmation that we stay outside of romance ranges long after we hit apparent puberty.
I don't know how you could possibly not recall these.

>>37337003
Or she could raid a dungeon

>>37337003

>Economic state
>Monsterkin.

Our mom has stupidly huge amounts of money, the reason? She has absolutely no use for it and if she needs material wealth she can make it easily enough.

Economics means different things when you take Magic and monsters into account.

Hell, there was talk about the little piss-ant village the Harpies keep around for breeding and company becoming an economic powerhouse just from trading in spidersilk.

>>37337013
>>37336996
I'm looking at the ask.fm right now, and it says about two years to reach sexual maturity, and a few months after that to develop interests.

At our current pace, that means approximately...

9000? threads before we are dating.

I think my math is wrong.

>>37337031
For the same reason you are incapable of citing them, because they exist in your wishful thinking.

Lyra hving romance or not depends completly on REQMs dsire to write and incorporate it, Lyras or her companions age has nothing to do with it.

>>37337003

Or she could, y'know, ask the Earth to move resource deposits closer, or slay a dragon and sell parts of it and keep it's hoard.

>>37337079
>you can't date before full sexual maturity
To reach the equivalent of 18 anon. And he said it takes a few months "after growth" to take interest, not a few month after reaching sexual maturity.
You don't only start devloping interest after reaching 18.

>>37337079
It says no such thing, please don't make things up.
>It varies for individuals- At the absolute most, 2 years. Many start to develop 'interests' a few months after their growth, some take to it earlier.

Note it takes a few months after "their growth", not a few months after reaching maturity.
I'm not even sure how you could misunderstand that, did you not have sexual interests before reaching 18?

>>37337081
I'm looking at the ask.fm right now, anon. about a fourth of the way up. It takes years before they're ready to have kids. Young monsters are infertile.
It takes less time to start developing interests, but even that is a "years" timeframe, not a months.

Anyway, as for the math, let's see.
We're a month and a half, right? Which took us sixty threads. So to reach two years, we'd have to have 16 times the threads we have.

Which would be about thread 960.

>>37337122
or, if we assume the absolute shortest timeframe possible, a "few months", which is more than a couple, which is three, it would be at around thread 130.
Unless we're counting at a "few months" from growth, in which point I'd have to go back and look at when exactly we had our puberty evo and count from there.

either way, no time close.

>>37337122

As any 13 year old boy and his mother who has to do the laundry can attest...

>>37337147
>a few months
so approximately 70 threads from now at earliest?

>>37337079
>>37337148
or a handful of timeskips while traveling, because walking across a continent takes time.

>>37337148
>if we assume the absolute shortest timeframe possible, a "few months"
It explicitly says "some take to it earlier".
Really I don't know why you fight this so hard.
And Lyra isn't young to begin with, she is actually 27.

>>37337158
Uh, what?
That's not a sexually charged situation, anon.
I don't know how you are doing laundry, but I want to get in on it.

>>37337148

Our age growth has probably just hit a major slow down in ways other than levels. That's another thing to consider.

>>37337175
I don't know why you're pushing it so hard, myself. We've been shown to be young several times, and have answers saying it takes longer than our current lifespan to give a shit about it.

>>37337178
Which is pretty normal, we are around 14-16 in human years. You usually slow down growing around that time.
If it takes 2 years for the full growth, we definitly had to slow down hard at some point, Lyra found her body in its early teens when we fought the lightning wolf. That was, not even week in.

>>37337212
>We've been shown to be young several times
Physically, anon. Lyra is a 27 year old trapped in a 15 or so year old body.
And again 18 =/= earliest romantic interest.

>>37337212
>I don't know why you're pushing it so hard
No one is pushing anything, REQm alone decides the time. You are just trying to make up absurd nonsense about the possibilites of Lyras love life just because you hate the idea so much. And thats just silly.

>>37337242
This just in:
A child monster has a body that looks kind of teenage, but still doesn't have any of the capacities of a teenager or many of the desires.

And I don't know where you're getting that humans need to be 18 before they have kids. They almost universally reach the ability to have kids before getting any kind of romantic urges.

>>37337274
You mean going along with how reQM is saying we won't be dealing with love for a long while?

>>37337279
>And I don't know where you're getting that humans need to be 18 before they have kids.
Did it occur to you that Lyras ability to have kids is obviously not linked to her maturity in the same way humans are?
Humans start having the ability to have children in the early stages of puberty, this is clearly not the case for at least Arachne, because Lyra HAS entered puberty, but can't have children. The two things are not linked here, because she is not human.

>>37337288
Please show me the qoute of him actually saying that, or please shut up.

Back, happily full and writing.

>>37337322
He's been continuously trying to gently dissuade you people of going after romance immediately.
Every one of his ask.fm answers on the topic has a "later on" type of answer.

And you make a great point about her not being human. That means that even after apparent puberty, she could easily not start forming any romantic interests.

>>37337322
Did it ever occur to you that puberty might not be linked to having romantic interests?
I mean, in humans puberty is when you engage in the process of being able to make kids. This is also when most romance type things begin to be expresses.
In monsters, these factors are all unhinged from one another.

>>37337354
>gently dissuade you people of going after romance immediately
Except for the fact that no one is going after romance nor plans to go after romance.

And I note how still fail to cite any case of REQM saying that.

Look kid, I understand you don't want romance in this quest for reasons we both know and I don't want to start a argument over, but the simple fact is, REQM is gonna bring romance in when he wants.
Lyra is not "too young" for it, and he himself writing a short about Lyras puberty where Jin snuggles her budding breasts makes it pretty obvious he is not against people discussing and thinking about it either.

You are just going to have to live with that.

>>37337353
How many bears did you eat?

>>37337420
>look kid
aaand tacit admission of failure. Good work.

I challenge you to find a single ask.fm on the topic that didn't have a "later on" type answer. Because they all have later on type answers.

I also challenge you to find a topic reQM has ever been against people discussing.

And finally,
>Except for the fact that no one is going after romance nor plans to go after romance.
I challenge you to stop lying. People plan about this constantly, nearly every thread.

>>37337420
>"Mom will be quick to point out that she didn't kidnap anyone, though." B-but we kidnapped everyone but Sheszka and Nin. Does that mean we can't marry Jin or Lann? Wait, does Sheszka being a prisoner first count as kidnapping? Does that mean that the only one eligible for marriage with Lyra is Nin?
Lann you only sort of kidnapped. Once. And you let her go when asked, too.
Nin was willing.
You ask every time before 'kidnapping' Jin. Not to mention that she demands to be taken along.
And Sheszka essentially considered herself your property from the moment you knocked her out. She'd have followed you home anyway.
Anyway, you're all less than a year old and thus nobody is eligible for marriage.

Here, something indicating we're too old for official relationships and probably too old for unofficial ones.

Now please, cite an example of romance this early being anything but a freak exception.

>>37337489

So...Jin is our Princess Peach?

>>37337489
And by old I mean young, of course.

>>37337516
There's no mario, so no.
And we're not a giant turtle.

>>37337489
>Here, something indicating we're too old for official relationships and probably too old for unofficial ones.
What?
In most societies, people marry WAAAYYYY after having their first romantic interest. Like, a lot earlier.
I'm not even sure what your point is trying to be.

>>37337516
I'm not seeing any similarities.

>>37337548

>Demands to be Kidnapped

At this point, Peach really is asking for it.

>>37337539
>arguing the citation
>providing none of their own
Citations please. Cite where it has been shown anywhere that romance this early is anything but a freak exception for us.
Every single time this ever has come up, it's always "romance later. much later."
There has been no instance where it has been anything but that.

Deal-fucking-with-it.

>>37337559
But its not actually saying any such a thing. It just says she is too young for people to marry her. That has nothing to do with romance at all.
I could just as well go and say
REQm answering the question of
>How would Nin react to meeting a Moth in a serious relationship with a Noble Spider?
with
>Requests for more information.
As "evidence" for Nin considering marriage and romantic relationship with us already, thereby proving that thats already a thing in their age.

>>37337593
That's more a citation for nin being a gossip than anything else.
Do you have anything on relationships or marriage?
or anything that actually applies to lyra, and not nin?

>>37337619
Wait, are you seriously saying LYRA can't already consider romance? She is 27!

>>37337593
That's nin.

>>37337637
And now we've passed all the "oh it's totally okay for monsters at this age" arguments after showing it's not OK, and gone straight to "b-but lyra is 27".

and you know what the answer to that is?

It's fucking creepy to date anyone anywhere in our age bracket. Creepy as HELL.

I vote that we deal with romantic plots if and when lyra first looks at somebody and starts thinking romantic things. Also known as "waiting until the QM thinks its appropriate to introduce to the story"
Here's a hint, he hasn't done that yet.

>>37337637
That just make her a cradle robber.

>>37337637
>>37337667
By this logic, lyra really shouldn't be dating anyone until they hit 18 years or so.
However old it was to not be super creepy in her old society.

>>37337667
>And now we've passed all the "oh it's totally okay for monsters at this age" arguments
No we haven't, that was the discussion as I understood it, which is why I used Nin, a monster in that age, as an example.

You were the one that took this away from that by saying that quote wasn't about Lyra.

>>37337695
This a million times.
The QM has been giving us infinite hints for holding off on romance until he introduces it.
Let's wait for him to introduce it.
>>37337705
Wait until we're out of the starting town, you freak.

>>37337723
>Let's wait for him to introduce it.
Everyone alredy does that.
You are just freaking out at people talking about it for no reason.
No one has at any point made a custom in the direction of romance.
Wahts stupid is your insinstence of Lyra being "too young" when she isn't.
And neither are all of our freinds, considering Nin very clearly gets the lewd jokes as much as Lyra does.

>>37337771
Do you assume that if children understand lewd jokes and sex, then they are ready for relationships?

That can get you in big trouble.

As can assuming a little girl interested in hearing about marriages is shopping for relationships.

Do we have to argue about stupid things every thread?

>>37337811
>then they are ready for relationships?
With people of their age? Absolutely.

>>37337812
Good point, I'll be done with the guy. He really wants early romance for some odd reason, and I have no idea why he's pushing it, and we won't come to terms.

>>37337812

/tg/ is made of stupid people, so yes.

>>37337812

It's kind of the life's blood of this quest between REQM's updates. If you have a better topic, feel free to suggest.

>>37337832
Too bad lyra's like 28 years older

>>37337835
>He really wants early romance for some odd reason
Except for me constantly saying its up to REQM and you should just shut up about Lyra being too young for it.
But I guess you being unable to read explains this argument.

>>37337854
Too bad Lann is older then her

>>37337879
Just be done, man. The qm's is constantly telling us to wait and feeding us lines about how we're not old enough. Pick up on the message.

You make another dissatisfied noise as you pull yourself into a sitting position.
As much as you can, anyway.

You mutter something about over-spoiled overgrown children, but you grab Jin anyway.
The harpy makes a distinctly pleased noise, and Sheszka floats herself to the side opposite Nin, who is sitting with a grin like a cat who just got into the birdcage.

Oh yes, keep it up, Moth. The revenge is coming. Oh yes.

Jin coos, leaning up into your hands as you comb through hair, scratching her behind the tufts. And then you set her to one side, drawing her wing wide, carefully brushing feathers with a sweeping motion. You repeat it for her other wing before you reach beneath the water, hands rising with one of her talons.

You tuck the harpy against your chest as you work- No need to flip her upside down. The claws themselves are meticulously cleaned, but you can't say the same for her feet. Well, bird feet aren't anywhere near as difficult to clean as feathers, even if the bird in question is giggling and squirming as you scrub her feet and legs clean.

With Jin returned to a star-white rather than a 'I have been in the woods and am too lazy to bathe myself' brown, you exchange the harpy for a wolf.

Sheszka's hair definitely benefited from the brush you gave her prior, but it's still a gangly, tangled mess. You form up a bucket of stone, pouring water all over the wolf after directing her to hold her ears down. You draw out her hair with water and patience- It won't ever be straight, by any metric, but that's just fine.

A few scraps of rough woven cloth join you in the bath, and you set about scrubbing. You start with her ears, then arms and legs and back. Little waves radiate from behind the wolf- her tail providing a whirlpool all its own. You drop her next to you, having revealed a person beneath all her grime, and pick up the moth.

>>37337932
we need to stop spoiling them.
they're so lazy.

>>37337932
Nin smiles radiantly at you, one hand already performing absurd little court motions as she attempts to tell you how she's honoured or some other such nonsense.

You nod without listening to so much as a word, and dunk her into the water.
She comes up spitting water, and immediately takes double handful, spraying you in the face.
So you dunk her again.

Everyone is wet and laughing in short order.

The moth gets the same treatment as the rest afterwards- Minus the wing washing, of course. They aren't something to scrub. At least she has enough control of her dust now to not leak it into the water.

You scrub her scalp along with her hair, neatly combing back each antennae as she leans into you, closing her eyes and letting you work.
Lazy lazy lazy.

_________________________________________________________

With the bath drained and returned to its natural state as a riverbank, you have opted for sunning rocks to dry off.
You could rush home, but rushing home doesn't involve a wonderful warmth relaxing your muscles and not doing anything at all.

While you are at least allowed to sun your upper body against the stone, enterprising monsters have decided that your spider half is stone enough for them, spreading themselves all over everything.

Jin has simply flopped herself, wings open, across your skull, lying spread eagle and snoring. The snakes are apparently cozy where they are- Snoozing idly behind you. Nin requested her own stone, spreading her wings wide and letting them dry. Sheszka is next to you, and Lann and Sara are snoring somewhere.

Finding where would involve getting up though, so not happening.

>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.
>Just five more minutes...
>You bet you could pack the boat with your earth magic. You wouldn't even need to move.
>Other (?)

>>37337950
>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

>>37337950
>You bet you could pack the boat with your earth magic. You wouldn't even need to move.
I can see no way this could possibly go wrong

>>37337950
>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.
Never settle down!
Never rest!

Also, how are those lamias coming?
>Other (?)
Ask them if they still have a house.
I think we broke their house.

>>37337950
>>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

We need to save Aria from Mom

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>37337950

> You bet you could pack the boat with earth magic. You wouldn't even need to move.

Not a roll for the thing in question, just curious if the god of sloth smiles upon us.

>>37337950
>>37337999
Can we make super special sure we didn't homeless the lamias before we go?

>>37337950
>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

>>37338020
Pretty sure they would have been a lot more angry.

>>37337950
>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

>>37338017
Looks like he's pretty apathetic right now.

>>37337950
>>Just five more minutes...
We're not lazy.... just very comfortable.

>>37337950
>>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

>>37338041
They could just be cool with it, or too afraid of us to mention, or any other number of reasons for not bringing it up.

But I still would feel bad about leaving them homeless. ESPECIALLY if they were cool about it, in fact.

>>37338051

Lazy bastard.

>>37338064
Yeah, no. I could see the afraid part, but not after the breakfast and all we invited them to. Also, Lamia Mom is not that tiny, we would have seen their house.

>>37338088
I thought they sort of lived in the roots under the tree.
I mean that's where we found them.

>>37338064
>>37338088
Addendum, we could offer to make them a snake jacuzzi, though.

>>37338103
Not everyone is a giant spider that doesn't have to really fear predators. I don't think they could afford having something so visible.

>>37338119
>>37338103
>>37338088
we should make them something regardless.
It's easy for us, and hard for them!

>>37338041
>Snakemom comes home to up-rooted tree.
>Snakedaughter is SCREAMING AT GIANT SPIDER THAT COULD EAT HER WHOLE.
>Tries to be friendly and defuse situation.
>Doesn't want to set off another argument.
>Makes no comment of destroyed home-tree.

Probably not, but could happen.

>>37337950
>Just five more minutes...

>>37338145
As I said, I can see it at that point. But not after the breakfast.

>>37338103

Only problem is that our bath has water and fire stones powering it... we'd have to make a massive redirection of the river to get them the water... and even then it won't be heated...

Though I can see Esmerelda asking to join us so she can grow up faster...

Alright, this is nice but we really have to get up guys I swear

Also checking about house status.

>>37338161
you've never had a terrified meal with the local warlord and his seventy armed goons?
understand, it can be pretty scary to ask these things.

>>37337950
>>Alright, this is nice, but we have things to do, spiderbutt.

>>37338184
>you've never had a terrified meal with the local warlord and his seventy armed goons?
Can't say I had the pleasure, no.
But I see your point.

>>37338161
They've been sort of sluggish and blissed out on food and warmth for a while now.

Doubt they've said anything since the meal.

>>37338184
This will be amusing on the road I think. I can definitly imagine people outside the forest seeing it like that. Especially if we start carrying around our adventuring treasure.
>Giant spider and her powerful looking monster companions invite you for dinner
>casually shows off her amazing elemental powers
>guest goes internally "ohshitohshitohshit"

>>37338264

> The old man, having taken a rare vacation to that outpost, laughs his ass off none too subtly in the corner

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>>37338359
>>37338264
really, replace stabbing the terrorist with stabbing some random bear, and it's basically this scene.

It takes every piece of will, every ounce of strength you have.

You manoeuvre your hands beneath you, splaying your fingers out to get a better platform, pushing with everything you have.

Bit by bit, you lever yourself off the stone- though it feels like leaving behind a fragment of happiness, you persevere.
After the most intense battle of your short life, you stand triumphant.

Standing.

The sunning stone, your own traitorous creation, lies before you, unmoving, uncaring. You glare, stepping past it, heading to your boat. There is packing to be done!
Not much. People took care of that this morning. But still, work is work.

There is one thing though- You interrupt the snake-snoozing as you pile your stuff beneath benches with a question.

"Ah- Lilliana, Esmerelda. I need to ask, yes?"
"Nnn."
"Yesssss?"

"Was the tree your house? I did not break anything, did I?"
"Heee- No, no. We live beneath the ground, little one."
"Haaaah. That is a relief, yes."

It isn't long before the boat is ready- though it most certainly takes time to get people off their rocks and into it. Sara moans about her poor legs or something, so you carry her to boat and dump her in.

Lann decides that if you'll do as much to your sister there's no need for risks, and gets herself up and into the boat.
Jin folds neatly into a socket- Which is to say, you neatly fold Jin into a socket, as she has returned to the land of slumber from whence she came.

With your friends ready, the boat floating and regret burning in your gut as you banish the stones back to the earth- You give your farewells to the lamia.
They slither into the forest- far faster than you thought, too. They might have been able to keep up with you anyway. Huh.

>>37338485
A shove is all it takes to get your little dinghy moving, even weighed down as it is. You paddle into the centre of the river, and let the current take hold.

To hell with work today.

You've made quite a bit of progress when a tiny head pops out from beneath Lanns seat, looking side to side suspiciously.
Esmerelda's tongue flicks out idly, tasting the air as she looks up at you.

"I don't know how you managed to grow so fast, web-butt. But there's no way I'll let you go without finding out."

>>37338485
maybe we'll see them again some day.

Mark this place on our minimap.

>>37338495
Freak the fuck out.
Did we just kidnap a little snake?
does your mom know about this?
oh god oh fuck

>>37338495

Ah! Ninjas! Tiny Ninjas!

>>37338495
Once again the seductive spiderbutt has torn a innocent young monster-girl away from her home.
Mothers of the world, beware the spiderbutt!

>>37338495
uh uh

>>37338495
ACCIDENTAL KIDNAPPING

GASP

>>37338495

Getting home will be Awesome.

"Mom it happened again"
"What happened?"
"Monsters followed me home"
"You're feeding them"

>>37338536
BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHAAARE

>>37338495

"No, tiny snake butt. You will ask your mother before we take one more step back the way I've come from."

>>37338495
And that's it for tonight!
Next thread will probably be thursday!
Comments, questions and concerns answered in thread!

>>37338495
Oh shit. Snake mom will think we are the monster candy van.

>>37338495
I do hope her mom knows she did this. Don't want an angry Lamia mother after our Giant Spider ass.

>>37338567

Thanks for running, REQM

>>37338495
>I don't know how you managed to grow so fast, web-butt. But there's no way I'll let you go without finding out.
...well it's actually quite easy, first you go looking for the biggest meanest looking monster you can find, then you fight it... that and lots and lots of training from a borderline sadistic teacher whenever she see that you have enough energy to walk.

>>37338536
>>37338550

Esmerelda will become convinced the way to evolve is to collect followers

>>37338567
Thanks REQM. Makes sure Moths don't spirit you away in the night to become a sovereign in some convoluted plot

>>37338495
"Your Mother doesn't know about this, does she? She will not know where you have gone and will think you have been killed by a predator."

*turns the damn boat around*

"Come on then, I'm not going to let a Mother cry herself to sleep in grief for no reason."

>>37338567
We did it again, REQM! Why do we keep doing it?! What is the spiders secret?

Thanks for running!

Our group is really getting a bit big...
Not complaining about tiny snakes. But, just saying.

>>37338567
so how pissed is Lilliana going to be when she finds out her daughter is chasing giant spiders around?

>>37338567
Can we go and tell the snake that her daughter is with us and not, you know, dying somewhere?

>>37338600
No reason to be so melodramatic about it. I doubt her mother can't add 2 and 2 together to come up with how her daughter disappeared.
That being said.
Its not impossible she thinks we kidnapped her.

>>37338567
thanks for running

is it just me or was the thread a lot shorter tonight?

>>37338600
This is exactly my concern.
that poor mom!
>>37338611
That's EVEN WORSE!

I say we go back to her mom, even if she claims she has permission. Don't trust the tiny snake enough to take her word for it.

>>37338611

She knows it's probably her daughter's doing. However, she won't know where she's gone if we don't tell her. It's a big forest, there are a lot of spiders, and she's a very small lamia.

>>37338640
>>37338633
yeah. we need to at least tell the big snake how to find us.

>>37338611
Forest full of deadly, deadly, monsters.
Unlike us, Tinee Snek is not a stupidly powerful Apex Predator.
Assume the worst if a child suddenly goes missing in the Monster Forest.

>>37338640
>She knows it's probably her daughter's doing.
I see it going that way, largely because its "funnier", I guess.
But on the other hand, REQM said he tries to convey thaat this is a dangerous world, so it would fit into that.

We'll see. No way we just take her without going to her mother first anyway.

>>37338674

I'd be surprised if mom got more than ten body lengths without noticing she's gone.

>>37338672
>Assume the worst if a child suddenly goes missing in the Monster Forest.
Thats why I said kidnapping is more likely, she saw her with us last time, and its pretty obvious to make the connection.
We ARE a giant Apex predator who grows mysteriously fast and has completly unknown motives.
For all she knows we eat young monster girls to keep us young looking/help us grow faster

>have dinner with warlord and 70 goons
>warlord kidnaps daughter
We just became the villain.

>>37338573
You aren't?

>>37338585
>>37338593
>>37338601
>>37338625

Thanks for playing!

>>37338762
Dangit reQM.
We don't -want- to be the monster candy van!

>>37338747
>>37338762
>You aren't?

>"For you, the day the Giant Spider came into your part of the forest and lured away your teenage daughter was the most important of your life. But for me, it was Thursday."

I long for the day when Ezzy manages to climb up to our ears. It will be glorious.

>>37338778
>We don't -want- to be the monster candy van!
Speak for yourself
We will finish our collection/future harem

>>37338856
You aren't the pokemon master, anon.
You'll never be number 1.

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How tiny are the snakes, anyway?

>>37338495
And we didn't even have to seduce her with headpats or anything.

>>37338778
Lyra seems pretty okay with. The more the merrier, afterall.
She can deny it as much as she likes, but secretly her goal is to find ALL the monsters, and then pet their pettable parts.

>>37338889
No. never. not ever.
we have to go return this lamia immediately. We took it in bad faith.

>>37338904
You don't know that. It's possible that she told her mother that she was coming with us and took off. We'll just have to wait till next thread.

>>37338949
Not going to take her word for it.

>>37338949
It is impossible to know if she is telling the truth.

>>"Hush. Can you help Ezzy down? She appears to be afraid of heights-"
>She appears to be afraid of heights

>we live up a giant tree
this is going to be fun

>>37338867
Anon we just need a dragon and I will be happy

>>37339995
lewd dragongirl
thinks our shell reminds her of gemstones
Discovers we are constantly warm
not to mention fireproof
tries to add us to her hoard

>>37340189
>>37339995
damnit lewd disease.
Not only are you instantly assuming a girl will be lewd, you're also picking the most OP fucking type.

>>37338949
Like I'm going to believe the word of a tiny dirt snake...

>>37340248
>most OP fucking type.
but anon we are the spider