>>37283828
You have shit tier spelling, improve before trying to GM.
I'm not even going to comment on the topic.

>>37283873
He's almost 90% blind you dick

>>37283877
How the fuck am I supposed to know that, faggot? And why would I believe you?
I'm mainly talking about "tho" instead of "though" and such that I expect will come up later, anyway.

I'd watch a TV show or Anime with this premise.
>>37283910
Don't most browsers have built in spell checking now?

urk

>>37283873
>trying to QM
ftfy

This guy is actually pretty fun though, I enjoyed his Super Human wrestling manager game when I caught it.

>>37283947
Yes, but "tho" actually passes through my spellchecker. It's internet shorthand with some legitimacy, apparently. also, brb, kthxbye, and many other slang terms don't raise a single red squiggle... but "telekinesis" never fails to get flagged.

>>37283828

~ She said ~

"Elliezabella, don't get separated"
"No, father"

The light was blinding, if only for a moment. The tribe had made the jump with astronomical precision from times so old that the records of the first times had long since turned to dust.

Interdimensional nomads, following the flow of magic as it went from world to world. This was Ellizabella's first round trip. She was going to the world of her birth, but her father had told her not to let that affect her.

"It is a world like any other. The forests are nice, some animals are different, and you'll soon become acquainted with the spirits of the land"

(Boo, killjoy) ~Elliezabella would never say such thing to her father, of course.

-He said-

"Central, I think there's some sort of trouble... I'll be right back."

Cedric step down from the car, walked around to the back of the mall, and shouted at the punk kids kibking the drunk old man.

"Hey! the hell do you think you kids are doing!?"

They saw him, threw some cuss words, and ran.

>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station
>Prioritize checking on mister Davidson

This option is to see if you guys prefer a more strict or caring MC

>>37283873
would you care to point out a mistake, please? I genuinely don't see them most of the time

>>37283828
Hey great to see you running this, I consider it a pretty awesome that you started this quest after asking and using feedback and despite your eyes. Thanks, you're awesome. Also there needs to be a Monte Python and the holy grail reference at some point.

>>37283970
Yeah. Reborn In An RPG is also one he QM's that is quite fun

>>37283999
>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station
Oh the joys of being a cop....

>>37283999
>>Prioritize checking on mister Davidson
helping because it unlike the cops to care about people.

>>37283999
>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station

Is this even a choice?

>>37283984
Fucking mind bullets, being kept down by the man.

>>37283999
Check on mister Davidson, this is a small caring town, that and you would be crucified legally and morally for tasing an unarmed youth, especially in the current social climate in america.

>>37283999
>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station
Power-fantasies are relaxing.

>>37283970
I didn't know this isn't his first quest, so if he has an established following then I suppose it doesn't really matter.
>>37283999
No worries, most I caught is a few smaller ones like a missing 's' at the end of plural words, it was mainly the "tho" that got me riled up for some reason, I suppose I just have a personal dislike of it.
I most likely won't be following this quest, so since it doesn't bother your player base, don't worry about it.
Just as examples, in OP 'america' should start with an uppercase A, Missed the uppercase L in the first dialogue line, 'tho' instead of 'though', and I did not know "straight lace" was an actual phrase now, thought it was only a thing with a 'd' at the end.
Good luck with the quest, I need to go to sleep now.

>>37284065
Even though it be hilarious, actually this is a lighthearted quest, and violence and humor are synonymous for most Japanese style slice of life. I change my vote, tase him, but don't bother with an arrest and check on mr. D.

>>37283999
>Magdump into the old man like a real cop.
I kid, I kid. >Prioritize checking on mister Davidson

>>37283999
>>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station

>Mfw mostly everyone votes to taze the little shit
My faith in humanity has been restored! Love ya /tg/,Never change

>>37283999
Taze em' bro!

>>37283999
I want to say taze a fucker, but
>check on old man Davidson
He's probably a little fucked up

>>37283999
>>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station

>>37284049
telekinesis ... doesn't raise any red flags for my spellchecker.

>>37284038
>>37284024
>>37284081
>>Taze the closest little fucker+++

>>37284065
>>37284030
>>>Prioritize checking on mister Davidson++

"Stop!" ~Cedric pulls out his tazer and runs over to mister Davidson.

The old man is not moving, and Cedric isn't sure if he's even alive.

Cedric hits the closest punk on the right leg and squeezes the trigger, making him drop and dance on the floor for a solid two seconds.

After handcuffing him to the fence he was trying to jump, Eldric goes back to the old man's side.

"Come on, sir. Do not be dead, come on!" ~he checks his breath and pulse. His vitals are weak, but they're there.

Not daring to move him, he calls the central through the radio and asks for an ambulance. He does goes back to the car and gets him a blanket, then throws the kid in the backseat and locks him in, ignoring his cussing.

"You better hope he makes it through, kid" ~he says as he slams the door shut

~She said~

The world changed. One minute it was the peak of a hill in the middle of the woods she knew, then it was a even surface among unknown trees.

The trees were quiet. They didn't sing in the wind, even if they all seemed quite young. There were no animals nearby, but that was expected after a blast of magic like that.

Well, it really did look like any other world... it was a bit disappointing. Still, the trees were new, and different! even the herbs and weeds were new, it would be fun learning about them!

It was, however, quite cold.

It had been summer just a moment ago, and her light clothes and soft, bare feet were less than ideally protected for the winterland they now found themselves in.

"Get changed" ~said her father~ "We'll look for a high spot to make camp and start exploring around"

She nodded, and lowered her backpack, taking her coat and boots, as well as those of her sisters.

>Look at all the new plants!
>Sneak away to check the area

>>37283999
>Taze the closest little fucker. He can spill everyone else's names at the station

>>37284351
>Look at all the new plants!
Why don't they sing?

>>37284351
>Sneak away to check the area.

>>37284351
>Sneak away to check the area

>>37284351
>>Sneak away to check the area

>>37284351

Sneak away

>>37284351
>Look at all the new plants!

>>37284351
>Sneak away and check the area

I don't normally go for d'awww, but his looks fun. I'll stick around and see how it goes.

>>37284351
uhhh minor mistake
>After handcuffing him to the fence he was trying to jump, Eldric goes back to the old man's side.
>Eldric

>>37284391
>>Look at all the new plants!

>>37284514
>>37284392
>>37284400
>>37284425
>Sneak away to check the area

While her father was busy making sure everyone made it through, and helping to cast the sanctuary spell, warding off animals and insects, Elliezabella quietly went into the thicket and began walking.

The trees and plants were different, but the soft, leaf-covered floor was familiar. Moss grew on the same side of the trees, and she couldn't find any large animal tracks.

It wasn't long before she found the trail. It wasn't an animal trail, or a wagon's trail. It was a thin trail covered with a strange, porous white rock slab... and another, and another... it went on and on towards the east and west until it dissapeared from Elliezabella's sight.

Just as she was wondering about it, her pointy ears wiggled as she caught the noise of someone approaching her, huffing and puffing with heavy but regular breath.

Being a forest creature, she disappeared from sight with the same easy she put on her coat, and then... a tall, robust round eared person ran by, wearing strange, metallic-looking clothes that seemed much lighter than they should be.

The man was wearing surprisingly white shoes, with something like a headband covering his ears while the strangest... Elliezabella decided to call it music... was blasting off from it.

He ran by without noticing her, and continued his speedy run, losing itself in the path in a few moments.

(...what? WHAT?) ~she was quite confused.

- He said -

After waiting by mister Davindson's side until the ambulance came for him, Eldric drove the kid to the station and filled a report before going back to the car.

"Hey, Zed, you there yet?" ~came the sergeant through the radio
"Yes, sir. I am back at the car already"
"Could you go to the Bicentenary Park? people have been calling about a explosion of some sort. I redirected them to the fire department, but they have kept calling. There doesn't seems to be any fires, though"

>>37284740
> Eldric drove the kid to the station and filled a report before going back to the car.

it needs to be Cedric

>>37284690
heh, yeah, my bad

>>37284740

Cedric made his way towards the park... honestly, it was well past new year's now. Fireworks were prohibited to begin with, but he had no problem turning a blind eye to a kid with a firecracker.

Something big enough to be heard and reported by several people, in a forest, however, was a fire waiting to happen.

He sighed and looked for the entrance to the parking lot.

Honestly, the "park" was simply a section of the forest that had been fenced up and had most animals removed in order to make a safe place for families to enjoy picnics and BBQs (in the proper areas), but was mostly used by local joggers and nature enthusiasts that had little interest in running into too much nature. Especially since the wolves had been reintroduced into the actual forest.

~ She said ~

(W-what do I do!?) ~she was shocked.

Well, for a while, she stood still and became part of the ground, worried about whatever was chasing the man picking up on her, but since nothing came out for a while, she started calming down as she thought on what to do.

>Go back and inform father
>Follow the road for a while, carefully

>>37284857
>Follow the road for a while, carefully

>>37284857
>Go back and inform father

>>37284857
>Go back and inform father
if there was a predator chasing that man, something fearsome enough that he could hear it coming through the noise his headband was making, then the entire group might be in danger. We have to warn father. Also: Pourous slabs of stone? In the middle of a forest? Shoes whiter than the purest new-fallen snow? Father didn't mention ANY of this. This is a lot more than some new plants and unusual animals.

>>37284857
>Go back and inform father

>>37284902
Let's not forget the round eared people! They might be suffering from some kind of mutation, who know's what that's done to them!

>>37284942
And clothing that shimmers like metal! And it must have been enchanted, for the man to run so easily in it. Or he was supernaturally strong.

>>37284866
>>Follow the road for a while, carefully

>>37284942
>>37284895
>>37284902
>>Go back and inform father

Elliezabella suddenly gasps and covers her ears with both hands. She does NOT want to catch any disease ruining her ears!

She starts her way back towards the campsite in a hurry, moving as fast as she dares to while keeping quiet, just in case something does appear and chases her.

"Father! father!" ~she runs into the campsite, crying loudly

Father is just finishing warding the camp when she runs in. She stops, knowing that he has to finish what he is doing before he can talk with her.

As usual, the warding spell sent a wide area "buzz" that scared away animals, causing the short hairs on the back of her neck to stand on end for a moment.

She tells him of what she saw, and he immediately admonishes her for going on her own, as well as sending some scouts to check the area in that direction.

- He said -

[So cold!] ~Cedric could see his breath coming out as a cloud as he stepped out of the car, but it seemed to be slightly better as soon as he step on the walkway and walked a little into the forest.

He had run a lot around here as a kid, and got into trouble with a lot of girls up to a few years ago.

In short, it was an area he knew well.

He crossed paths with a jogger wearing a metallic sweat suit, and made him a few questions.

The man had seen or heard nothing, and he had been running for a while now, enjoying his music at a low volume.

Cedric thanked him for his time, and kept going along the trail for a while, before something send a shiver down his spine. It only lasted for a moment, but it was enough to make the hair on the back of his head stand up for a moment, and make him decide to turn in that direction.

1/?

>>37285222

Just a little under 10 minutes had passed, when he heard someone calling out to him.

"Obe lu, luien ebes? loltue liebez obelaz lolbaz?"

It was a firm, but whispered voice coming from... somewhere nearby.

"What? sir, are you injured? please make noise so I can find you! just keep talking!"

The scout understood him, however. When Elliezabella mentioned people, the elder had casted a tongues spell on the scouts before sending them off.

It did not translate both ways, however.

Well, the man seemed helpful. Was that some sort of uniform? he moved as clumsily as a drunk beast, but it seemed obvious that he knew his way around.

A local soldier, then? where was his armor, his bow, his sword?

If they had appeared in someone's land, they would need to relocate, but the last time the tribes came here, there was nobody.

"Ezbeta ali, loi a zalil"

The tall man turned around straight at the scout, without seeing him. What are those things on his face. They look dark and metallic, is that why he can't see the scout?

The round ears man was taller than any man in the tribe.

"Be a telille al bebe lue lai betle i bue loi a tlatlal be atlal lon eblot" ~he whispered to the other scout, and watching him go

The tall man seemed to notice the movement, but did not seem to see the scout.

He took off those dark things. His eyes seemed good, not a hard person, in the scout's opinion.

Suddenly, a man wearing some lord of the rings costume came out from behind a tree, holding a bow in his uplifted left arm.

Cedric blinked and stared for a moment.

"Sir, are you alright? are you filming a movie, are you a camper?"

"A loto emblilo ezlo?"

The bowman did not seem hostile, so Cedric didn't reach for his tazer or his gun. He just approached and tried to ask him about the loud noise that had been reported earlier.

(Oh, there must be more people around here, then. The gate spell was heard by that many of them... he's a city guard, I think? are we next to a city.)

>>37285567

The short man packs away his bow and gestures for Cedric to follow him.

"Sir, are you a tourist? I cannot understand you..."

Just a few minutes later, Cedric is standing at the edge of their campsite.

Hundreds of tents, round ones, made of leather and wood, with God knows how many people.

They are all similarly dressed and wearing make up.

[They must be filming a movie. Someone here has to speak english]

He reaches down for his radio and calls it in.

"Sir, can you read me, over. It's Cedric, I'm at the Bicentenary Park"
"I hear you"

The men and women that had approached seem startled all of a sudden. They take a step back with a gasp, and look at his radio with honest awe.

"Is someone filming a movie? I think I just walked into one"
"Not that I'm aware of."
"Well, there's a huge crowd of people camping in the park. And I mean huge."
"Do you need backup?"
"What? no, they seem pretty nice. Was just calling because its unusual. None of them seem to know english." ~he gently swats a man's hand away when he tries to touch the radio
"Alright, I'll ask the mayor. she would probably know if there was such a thing going on."
"Thank you sir."

Cedric kills the radio and starts asking for whoever is in charge.

Oddly enough, it seems the man that guided him understands english, but does not speak a single word of it.

"Can you understand me?"
"Li"
"Please raise two fingers"

The man does so

"You understand what I am saying, but can't talk english?"
"Tolbetlo"
"Can you please get me somebody who can?"

The man says something to a boy, and the kid runs off.

"That is quite the make up work. Which movie is it for?"
"Lue?"
"Not a movie, then? is this some renaissance fair thing?"
"Bo"

Cedric facepalms a little bit.

After a couple of minutes, he is surrounded by several dozen people, including children.

Finally, a pretty girl wearing a long white coat over clothes that seem all too light for this weather, comes by and offers him ... something.

>>37285972

~ She said ~

Elliezabella was talking with her father and the other elders again, telling them of what she saw, when a child came running into the tent to let them know that the scouts brought back someone.

"One of Ellie's round-eared people?" ~asked an elder with a little smile
"Yes, sir"

The smile went away

"Elliexabella, please see to our guest" ~said her father while turning towards the other elders

She agreed, and left the tent.

The man was... taller than any man she had ever seen. And bulkier.

He was trying to talk with the scout. It was a slightly comical scene.

(He doesn't seems like a bad person)

"Please let me through" ~she said while making it past the crowd

"Loz loz eztbellas lomo ula, bela lue lueztla bemluaz zeal ula" ~she pours a little bit of magic into a pair of large nuts, and offers one to the man

He looked at her from tip to toe, then at the fruits on her hand.

(Ah... he's probably never seen these, right?)

She took a bite from one, and smiled, then gestured for him to do the same.

He thought she looked quite adorable. She was quite petite, but so was everyone else here.

[I -really- shouldn't eat these. What if they're drugged or something?]

But the girl seemed to understand his worries, and took a bite out of the other one too. Now she offered him the two remaining halves...

>Eat them
>Don't eat them

>>37286181
>Eat them

>>37286181
>>Eat them
i see no danger

>>37286181
Even if they seem nice I wouldn't accept food from what I thought may be a hippie/renaissance commune. Plus you know, that's a horrible idea to eat food provided by suspects in general. Politely decline.

>>37286181
>Eat them
Maybe it's some wierd cultural thing? They're clearly immigrants of some kind. Or Lord Of The Rings fans who are WAAAY to into staying in-character. Doesn't the city have a specific set of rules for notifying police about LARP event ahead of time?

>>37286181
if the little girl can handle the drugs we can handle them

>>37286181

>Eat Them

>>37286181
Eat it, I bet they're "special".

>>37286224
>>37286280
>>37286217
>>37286280
>>37286317
>>37286332
>>37286336
>Eat them
Anons have crap survival instincts :P

>>37286258
>Politely decline
I know, right? that's what I was thinking too

>LARP event
I was thinking about that the whole time. Would Cedric know about roleplaying, let alone LARP?

- He said -

[I really shouldn't...]

He eats them.

[Ah, kind of oily... some sort of nut?]

The world seems to turn inside out for just a moment, and Cedric finds himself taking a deep breath for some reason.

~ She said ~

"Buelez understand me now?" ~she asked him
"Ah, yes! what was that..?"
"A tongues spell. I can't really cast directly on people, but I can cast on food!"
"What?" -He just looks at her

*****
I need to know what do you guys think? I believe it would be funnier if he didint know about roleplaying at all, would make the culture shock more valid for both parties involved.

>>37286447
Maybe enough to know people do stupid shit with it, i mean finding the occasional lost kid playing pretend is about all he'd know i'd imagine. This scope? Naw.

>>37286447
He'd probably seen some movies like lotr so just the general stuff.Nothing to complex

>>37286447
>Anons have crap survival instincts :P

no we just have a great sense of adventure!

>>37286447
>I need to know what do you guys think? I believe it would be funnier if he didint know about roleplaying at all, would make the culture shock more valid for both parties involved.
If he's worked on the force for long enough in a major metropolitan area, he's dealt with at least one LARP or Ren Faire. Or, possibly, he's been subjected to the anti-DnD booklets that Patricia Pulling used to put out, warning law enforcement that anyone involved in any kind of RPG was being seduced into satanism. I'm not kidding, and they weren't a joke. This is something we oldfags had to deal with back in the 80s and 90s. These brochures full of completely nonsensical 'information' were distributed to law enforcement offices worldwide. Some of the old timers on the force might remember them or still have a copy.

>>37286555
and what he looked at it for a laugh and a giggle.

>>37286603
It's a good laugh now, sure. Like Chick Tracts or the 700 club. But 30 years ago people took it seriously.

>>37286555

My grandpa used have one of those

"It does not matter. You are a city guard?"
"...yes...? ah, right. I am looking into a noise complaint, and maybe fireworks"
"Fireworks? we have campfires"
"No, no... did you hear a loud noise earlier?"
"That was our Gate spell!"
"Well, a... your what?"
"Our Gate spell! it's how we came here!"
"Oh, so the starting signal for your... festival? you are not going to do that again, right?"
"No, not for a very long time"
"Ah, so there will be another when you are done. Can I talk to whoever its running this?"
"Of course!"

[She's cute. Is that coat really enough to keep her warm?]

(He's cute, what are all those things hanging from his belt. Where's his sword?)

She takes him to the elder's tent.

"Please wait a moment" ~she says while holding her hands up, and goes into the tent

She comes back out with an older man. He looks fit but not in a muscular way. More like an old farmer from around the area.

Cedric and the elder greet eachother, and they talk for a bit.

The elder lets Cedric talk, interested in learning about his new whereabouts.

Some words have no meaning in his own language. Park, license, fireworks, movie.

"...please abstain from using that huge signal or whatever it was when you are done, sir. That being said, this is an amazing work, everything looks great. The tents, the weapons. The clothes look a bit too fantasy-like, but I guess it's your chosen theme so who am I to say anything."
"Ah, we mean no harm. Once everyone has rested, we will move our campsite further away from the city."
"If you are leaving the park and going into the actual forest, you will need a permit, and there's wolves out there now, you know? I truly wouldn't recommend it."

At this point, Cedric's radio started buzzing so he picked it up.

"Yes sergeant, what is it?"
"Zed, do they have pointy ears?"
"Sure, looks very realistic, too. Their makeup is amazing."

4/?

>>37287016


"Listen, those folks have been popping up all over the country since dawn. People have died, kid. That's not makeup, the national guard is moving, get out of there"
"What? sir, what? that sounded like you said these guys were real." ~he slaps the radio a few times
"They are!"

Cedric looks at the elder again. At the tent, at the swords and bows, at the girl in the coat...

"Uh.. so, they're from Norway or something?"
"The fuck, kid!? do they look like norweg-- nur--- do they look like tourists to you!?"
"They look like a Ren Fair group, nothing more."
"Listen, just come back, alright? you are not in danger?"
"No, they seem fine, peaceful folks having a festival or something"
"Whatever, just come back, alright?"
"Yes sir"

"Look, my boss is calling me back, so I have to go"
"Oh, you were talking through that thing?"

The tongues spell does not translate machine sounds

"Yes. Look, this looks like fun and I want to come back to hang out later. You are not moving out yet, right?"
"No, we'll be resting tonight, first"
"Alright, I guess I will be seeing you tomorrow morning, then."

He politely nods to the old man and the young woman, then makes his way back to the entrance of the park.

"Did you made sense from what he said?" ~asked Elliezabella
"Some. We'll need to move after resting tonight, so tell people to not get too comfortable."
"Yes father."

>Go around and tell people
>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man

>>37287238
>>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man
why what could possibly go wrong?

>>37287238
>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man

>>37287238
>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man
This is a town guard. He said is leader, the head guard, wanted to speak with him. He would be the person to speak to to ensure we did not accidentally break a local law. Maybe they have a map of the local countryside so we do not accidentally stumble into another village?

>>37287238
>Go around and tell people

>>37287238
Get some one else to tell people and
>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man
And ask him questions.

>>37286447

No LOTR No LARP nothing. Have it completely alien. or at the very least waaay of the cultural mainstream.

>>37287238
Follow the Interesting Round-Eared man
Ask that city guard some questions

>>37287238
>Follow the round eared man
Ask him about his funny round ears, and where he put his sword. Can we see it? He must have a sword right?
He must just be hiding it somewhere, like the spirit hiding in his talking box thing.

btw is the s/he said format alright or would you rather that I'd drop it?

>>37287289
>>37287291
>>37287325
>>37287387

>>Follow the interesting round-eared tall man

>>37287334
>Go around and tell people to keep things ready to move

>>37287387
I read that as "Pet some one else's tail popular ass". Sometimes, my eyes make me laugh

~ She said ~

As soon as her father went back into the tent, Elliezabella walked a bit, and told one of the scouts to let people know to keep their things ready to move, then followed the blue-dressed man.

"Wait!" ~she called out to him
"Yes miss?" ~he said after turning around
"Can I go with you?"
"What? I am sorry miss, but I cannot just give joyrides, no matter how cute the person asking may be"
"B-b-wh-uh?" ~she looks at him with eyes wide open, her ears standing up.
"Ah, I apologize."
"Can I walk with you for a bit, then?"
"I see no problem with that"

She nods and walks by his side

(He has a very heavy stride)
[She looks like she's floating]

"What's the name of your city?"
"New Hope. You should at least know where your group is"
"That's why I'm asking!" ~she said, a bit upset that he's apparently making fun of her
"Ah, sorry. Do you travel that much?"
"Yes! we are always moving"
"I see, that explains it. So, its a traveling performance"

They reach the paved road soon. She looks at it with interest, then sort of hops from the forest floor unto it, landing on the toes of her right foot.

Rather than lowering her other leg, or at least her entire foot, she just sort of flexes her toes, bouncing in place a couple of times before lowering her left foot unto it.

[She's pretty light]

"This is a nice road. Your people must be very proud of it" ~she says with a dazzling smile
"Thank you?"

As they are looking at eachother's eyes, a woman in jogging blothes runs by. She's wearing white from head to toe, with parallel red lines on the sides of her track suit.

"Hi!" ~the woman greets them in passing
"Good evening" ~says Cedric
"Hello/Ola" (depends on who hears her)

She quickly dissapears along the road.

"Why didin't she stop by your side if she's running from something?"
"Ah? no, she was just working out"
"Working out?"
"Yes, you know, jogging"
"Lobbim?"
"That does not sound even remotely like it. Jogging"
"Lob bimb"
"Jog"
"Lob"
"Jog"
"Yob"
"Never mind. She is just trying to stay in shape"
"What shape? oh, wait! is that why your ears are so funny? they're out of shape! You need to run, or your ears will become round!"
"What, no I.. what?! my ears are fine!"
"But they are round!" ~she stares at him like he just said the dumbest thing she's ever heard
"They're meant to be! why are you wearing those things anyway, what are they? extensions? prostetics? looks really nice, very natural" ~he says as he stretches a hand

>Grab pointy ear and try to pull it off with some gentle tugs
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from
>Reach for both ears and try moving them a little. She's been wagging them around for a while. Are they articulated with some props?

>>37287896
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from

>>37287896
>>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from
inb4 elven marriage rite

>>37287896
Touch elf ears. I don't care how it's done but God wills it!

>>37287896
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from
great way to start off interspecies interaction by violating someones personal space

>>37287896
>Grab pointy ear and try to pull it off with some gentle tugs

I know /tg/ has a thing for rubbing pointy elf ears, but this really isn't the right time.


That comes after the first date.

>>37287896
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from

Official police business, ma'am.

>>37288036
We're just uh...Inspecting for contraband! yeah...Contraband.....

>>37287896
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from

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>>37287920
>>37287991
>>37288020
I want to comment that the personal space bullshit is a 1st world problem
>>37288046
>>37288123
>Gently caress the tip of the ear

>>37288036
>gentle tugs

>>37288015
this vote for all three?

The next post will be censored because it will contain graphical images of lewd. You have been warned

>>37287896
>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from

>>37288287

yeah, around here hug each other all the time and even kiss strangers cheeks... It was pretty confusing to learn that you 1st worlders don't do it

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>>37287896
>>Gently caress the tip of the ear between thumb and index and rub them, trying to figure out what they are made from

>>37288287
I rather have my 1st world best world problems than 3rd world daily life.

>>37287238
I for one support the Norwegian elves

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Cedric casually reaches for her ear, while Elliezabella looks at his hands.

(H-huge! those hands are huge! wait, do I have something on my hai--a-a-.. ah!)

"a..ah..." ~she seems paralyzed as a electrical sensation washes though her from her ear

For a young maiden like her, this casual, rough handling of her sensitive ear tips its too much to handle. She feels her knees grow weak as the man's huge hand gently squeeze her flesh between its fingers.

His index behind her ear acts as a support while his thumb smoothly moves back and forth along her flesh, giving her goosebumps all oer as her bright eyes tear up in helpless excitement.

[Uh, I can't find where they are connected to the ear. It's really seamless]

"This is fantastic work" ~he says as he keeps it up
"y-Yes, fantastic..." ~she says as she goes apple red

He slides his index down behind her ear, the tip gently rubbing against her skin while he looks for the seams on the toy ears, his short nails very gently poking against her delicate flesh and dragging up, making her cry out

"E-eeep!"
"I'm sorry, did I scratch you?" ~he pulls his hand back
"i-I can't get married anymore" ~she whimpers out with her ears full of tears.

His radio buzzes again, so he lets go of her ear to pick it up. She gets weak in the knees and falls kneeling to the pavement.

He naturally stretches both arms to hold her, picking her by the thin waist and helping her stand.

"Are you alright, miss? you are too thin. I know I said I couldn't give you a ride, but do you want to eat something?"
"Ah..."
"Hold on, please, I have to answer this"

"Zed, where are you?"
"Sergeant? we just talked like, 5 minutes ago. I'm still in the park"
"Hurry back, would you?"
"Yes sir"

He kills the radio again

"I'm sorry miss, it will have to be another time. Are you alright"

She nods, softly

"Are you sure?"
"Yeees" ~softly
"Alright"

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>>37288607
....Did we just commit elf-rape?......

>>37288691
It's not rape if it's an elf, /tg/ should know this by now.

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>>37288607

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>>37288607
I like you, please never stop writing.

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>>37288607
Bueno.

>>37288607
Officer of the l-lewd.

lol this is awesome, he should become known as Officer pervert after this

>>37288607

"Should I walk you back to the festival?"
"What? no... I'm really fine. I'm just going to sit here... for a while..."
"There's a bench a little further down the path. Excuse me"

He gently picks her up and takes her to the bench. The park fence and visitor's kiosk can be seen from there, so he goes to get her something to eat, and comes back with a cup of coffee and a small pastry

"You look like the type that takes care of her calories intake, but I think you could use the caffeine and the sugar"
"Ballite?"
"Ah... let's not do this again. I will see you tomorrow, miss"
"...alright. Tomorrow"

He leaves, while she covers both ears with her hands, still quite red.

Eventually, she reaches down for the coffee and the pastry.

- He said -

"I'm in the car, sergeant. Going back now"
"Alright. No problems?"
"No, none at all"
"Thanks God"

He parks in the station's lot. and goes into the building.

The sergeant is alone inside.

"Sergeant, where is everyone else?"
"Warning the citizens to stay indoors. I just wanted you to take it easy. You sure you are alright?"
"Sure"

The sergeant points at the television.

Images showing the national guard viring in the middle of dark yellow clouds and tanks rolling over cars to advance fill the screen.

"As you can see, the scene here is utter chaos. These long eared people just came out of nowhere all over the nation, and have responded with violence when the authorities tried to take them in for questioning..." ~the newsman dodges as an arrow sinks into the post he was hiding behind, and then runs away.

The signal gets cut and the news go back to the studio.

That is correct, ladies and gentlemen. The national guard has reported that while these strange folks do not possess any obvious weapons, bolts of lightning and massive explosions have taken a toll in their forces as they fight to establish control.

"The hell...?" ~Cedric just stares

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>>37288886
>rape the elf

>>37288886
Why the hell would they try to take people in for questioning? Why not just question them where they were? Since they didn't have any obvious weapons, they weren't immediate threats. If they were smaller groups of maybe 10-20 people, I could see them taking them all in because illegal aliens, but why risk it with a big group, where they could overwhelm you with numbers and take your gun? This seems like a few people fucked up badly and should be punished for their idiotic actions.

>>37289068
They had bows and swords, that's some pretty damn obvious weapons

>>37289068
Welcome to American politics!

>>37288691
people tend to do that in King's Quests. same girl 2

>>37289106
>The national guard has reported that while these strange folks do not possess any obvious weapons

and while yes, bows and swords may be weapons, they aren't exactly dangerous weapons.

>>37289135
that doesn't seem like American politics. It's more like American armed forces incompetence.

>>37289167
>Bows and swords
>Not dangerous weapons
Sure, they're not firearms or explosives, but you can still kill a lot of people with medieval weaponry.

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>>37288807
this one was a good one

>>37288830
i think it just shows how completely innocent he was about the matter of elf ears, really

~ She said ~

(......wh-w-what....?) ~She was hiding her ears with both hands

(What just happened?)

Then she looked down at the small white soft plate on her lap, and at the cup, and at the food.

(First he... m-my ear... a-and then he... he feeds me... a-am I married, now!?) ~she is still blushing apple red as she looks at the food offering on her lap

(Then why did he leave? I should eat this?)

She tries to grab the cake slice, but her fingers sink into its sides.

(So soft!)

She tries licking her fingers.

(Tasty!) ~her ears perk up

She holds her hand before her with her fingers spread straight as she licks at them for a bit, then sinks them back into the soft cake and keeps licking them...

A jogger runs into a tree due to distracting circumstances.

Once she is done with the cake, she eats the paper handkerchief that came with it, and looks at the coffee cup.

Holding it, she immediately realizes it is some beverage.

(This one seems rather obvious...) ~she takes the straw to her lips, and gently sucks on its tip

(Bitter! hot! this was meant to go with that fluffy thing, right!?)

She makes a face and pushes the cup away.

(Should I drink it anyway?)

She takes the cup up and wraps her soft lips around the straw's tip again, then gently starts sucking once more...

(hot!)

Still, after a little bit, it feels quite nice.

I should go back and tell father about these...

At that time, a large horseless carriage tramples down the wire fence in the opposite side of the park, heading towards the campsite.

Behind it comes several other vehicles with troops

***End EP01***

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>>37289068
I see it more like, cops not really being very friendly and just wanting to give the problem to someone else, so they tried to take someone in to have him/her explain at the station, and the other tribe members not liking that very much

>>37289211
I meant comparatively.

>>37289250
Ah, so it's asshole cops. That makes a LOT more sense.

>>37289167
i meant firearms or something to explain the fireballs and lightnings

>>37289250

Reading it, the cops showed up, wanting to get an explanation of things, like Cedirc.

Then they tried to bring them to the station for standard questioning procedure.

They resisted, possibly violently.

It also depends what areas they popped into. A lot of them were likely not violent, but all it takes is a few for them to get news.

Got a question king on xp in Reborn. Is it halved and then split between job and class?

100 xp.
50 goes to job
50 goes to class

Or is it applied once to either.

100xp

100 goes to job
100 goes to classes

>>37289225
Thanks for running. This was nice. Though, I'm not sure it's going to stay that way with team 'murika on the scene.

What do you think? assuming I dont go blind this week, I was thinking on having Cedric drive in through the soldiers on his patrol car, looking for Elliezabella in the chaos, and dragging her out of there, as well as a

"this seems highly fucking illegal"

remark when he sees the troops moving in

maybe tazing some uniformed asshole giving orders, taking his radio and calling the troops off. I haven't yet decided

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>>37289364
once to each, IIRC

>>37289378
>maybe tazing some uniformed asshole giving orders,
Well it's gotta happen now King.I got to see it happen

>>37289378
I like it so far. Don't think I've read anything of yours before, but I'll try to keep up with this.

>>37289378

Not really, the likely action would be block off the area and then just have a stand off.

If there are no hostile moves it will be relatively calm, if stressed.

He may get called in to talk to them if he explains what happened prior.

This group could likely be handled peacefully. Some other groups, less so.

>What do you think? assuming I dont go blind this week, I was thinking on having Cedric drive in through the soldiers on his patrol car, looking for Elliezabella in the chaos, and dragging her out of there, as well as a

Good way to get Cedric shot. You need to know that a lot of American reservists did a tour of duty over seas, in Iraq or Afganistan.

He is likely to go up and talk to whomever in charge and explain what happened prior and may be able to mediate it some.

Did you guys look the OP pic, btw? it was hard getting a cop pic that wasnt a girl in a microminiskirt or straight up porn

>>37289576
Oh, can one of you try to archive the thread? it failed when I tried and it got archived... weirdly

>>37283828
I get this when trying to archive the thread

Archiving thread 37283828
>>37283828 found.
Thread is already archived; updating content.
Expected data from 4chan not found; something is wrong with the requested page. (Error: Sanity check failed, canceling archival) Please contact sup/tg/ administration immediately (IRC is fastest).

Perhaps the ear rubbing was too much for suptg?

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have him go up and explain whats going on, and get an uneasy peace going, then have a govt agent come in and fuck it up

>>37289714

Likely a bug. I reviewed some recent threads there and they were a mess.

FYI, if you want to watch something that does a good example of the real shit American cops deal with and how they do so, go watch

Cops

The long running reality type TV.

>>37289798
hey, cops deal with people at their worst, they have a right to be jaded as fuck, but you have to admit some just jump over the line with both feet together.

The other day a native american kid over here got shot to death because he had a stick on his hand. On camera. It was just a twig, ffs

>>37290015
Yeah, I prefer the way we do things over here. All firearms are kept in locked up in the police officers cars, and they have to request premission from their superiors to even be allowed to take them out.

>>37290075
And you have to first get tazed to use a tazer

>>37290202
That's the only way to do it

oh right I forgot, where did you guys tell me lastnight the best forests int he US are? still trying to decide on where is this happening

>>37290683

There is no place with the best forests, they are all over the US.

Pick a climate and there are forsts.

California, Oregon, Washington

The NE US, Maine, Vermont, New Hamspire, New York.

Alaska.

Pick an area you want, and there likely will be forests somewhere in the state.

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>>37291028
alright, an area with all four seasons clearly being different from eachother then, because i support elf girls in swimsuits and also elfgirls in warm and fuzzy clothes, and even in keyhole sweaters

>>37291391

Do you want snowfall, and warm enough water to make going to the ocean fine?

Ocean currents do affect how comfortable it is to swim there. So is important too.

Virginia works pretty good, you can set it in some of the more mountainous areas if you want snow fall, otherwise you will just get colder weather.

Or you can do Northern California too.

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>>37291391
Forests can be anything in the U.S. If it ain't mountains, desert, or city/farmland, it's probably a forest or has a forest somewhere around it. You're limited to the costal regions if you want them to swim on a beach, but if you don't mind them using artificial pools or diving into lakes and rivers instead then they can set up shop damn near anywhere in the northern half of the country and meet your criteria.

>>37291028
oregon or southwestern washington gets my vote but am biased and I hate california

You know, I am kind of reminded of one of the Diskworld novels where Commander Vimes arrests not one, but TWO armies, for 'conspiracy to commit and affray'.

I love it. I want more. So very very much more. More copperly awesome from Cedric; more magical awesome from the elves; more culture shock; more confused ear-rubbing... More everything!

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>>37291841
alright lets say oregon unless someone has a problem with it. What can you tell me of oregon so i can more accurately describe the environment?

>>37292605
have you read GATE: Thus the JSDF fought there ?

>>37292639
Yeah and it was great for what I read, but then I started to get worried that it was going to get all preachy about muh democracy and how much 'better' everything from OUR side was, without any regard to what the other side of the Gate could bring that was new and wonderful (apart from waifus). That fear kind of soured me on it somewhat...

>>37291391
>>37292612
Can I also say that you have the very finest taste in elven attire and in nuclear-powered bird-brains?

>>37292612
>>37292612
>>37292612
t lots of forests some dry areas mountains a tiny bit of the worlds only non tropical rainforest verry few cities lots of most of the old stuff using brick construction but generally very rural and fish iconography on a lot of stuff

>>37289211
Civilians shouldn't have swords and bows. Only the police should.

>>37293402

Well, as a reminder for those who are not used to the US, we have stores like this:

http://www.cabelas.com/

Out here, for hunting, outdoorsman stuff or anything else.

Yes, you can get guns there.

>>37292612
>>37292612
>>37292612
t lots of forests some dry areas mountains a tiny bit of the worlds only non tropical rainforest verry few cities lots of m>>37293402
ost of the old stuff using brick construction but generally very rural and fish iconography on a lot of stuff

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>>37289211
If you're a good archer, a bow is just as good as a gun at the proper ranges. And it's quiet, and any operator's favorite time is quiet time. A guy with a bow who knows how to use it could be a terrifying guerrilla warfare combatant. Especially in a jungle or forest where concealment is cakewalk.

If a hostile army marches into an elf's forest, they ain't marching out without heavy casualties. Imagine walking through the forest, always aware that at any moment some knife eared psycho could send an arrow whistling towards your skull.

There's a reason they developed Agent Orange, all that undergrowth made it all to easy for ol' Charlie to pop a shot off, move, and pop another off without ever being seen. Elves would be in a similar situation, except they'd be Charlie.

>>37293675
But Charlie won

>>37293720
Kinda my point man, kinda my point. Superior tech and air superiority ain't a match for superior knowledge of the terrain and a willingness to die to defend your home from invaders. Even if you win, it won't feel like it, and they'll have taken a lot of your buddies down with em'.

>>37290683
Well, since you mentioned wolves in your story, you should pick a us state where wolves live. Those states are Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, and North Carolina. New Mexico, Alaskaand Arizona have wolves too, but not 4 distinct seasons.

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>>37295074
im gonna pick michigan because the name makes me smile for some reason.

Anyway going to bed. Nighty

michigan serious danger danger winter and great lakes so big they may as well be ocean beaches during the summer....it is perfect

I I really liked the oregon choice earlier but this satisfies me

>>37298718
Midwest chosen; im more than happy about this.

>>37300015
>>37299969
also that accent

>>37289576
I have just this one complaint that's really not a big issue and I'm only saying this because I have problems.

The girl in the pic should be a lot shorter to get the image you were talking about how the guy is a lot taller than all of the other elves.
But again, it's really not an issue.

>>37283828
It is spelled, "though" not "tho".

>>37298718
>im gonna pick michigan
Yes! Michigan resident here, I'd recommend putting it somewhere in the vicinity of Holland for maximum lake effect snow 'fun'. Also I'm sure the Elves would appreciate Tulip festival.

>>37300535
But why you mad tho?