>>37223601
>You cleaned up your mess!

>>37223601
>>You cleaned up your mess!
>>It's not like she gave you much help.

>>37223601
>>You cleaned up your mess!

>>37223601

>You cleaned up your mess!
Don't say she didn't help, she was offering to teach us and we ran away.

>>37223601
>You cleaned up your mess!

>>37223601
She still ugly?

>>37223601
>Write-in.
"Come on baby, don't you remember the good time we had together?"

>>37223778
She still looks like someone's grandma, yes.

>>37223793
heh, gmilf

I cleaned up my mess!
>>37223652
>>37223694
>>37223713
>>37223726

You didn't help.
>>37223663

C'mon, baby. Don't be like that.
>>37223779

>>37223821
Not really a GMILF.

"I cleaned up my mess," you say. "I got rid of the witness."

There's a slight slackening of her grip, then it presses you back into the wall. "How?"

"Used... I don't know, mind control or whatever it is, on the nurse. Had her OD the chick. It's done."

"I have a friend on the police force," she whispers in your ear. "He says they found semen in the body. Care to explain? Had a little fun before offing her, did you?"

"Not like that," you say. "We had sex, it was consensual, everything was fine. I... I don't know, I was so thirsty, I followed her and I- I killed her. Sucked her dry. Hardly even knew what I was doing. The witness... I was still so hungry."

"I'll bet," Agathe says, voice poisonous. You're really hoping she doesn't kill you. "It occurs to me, Richie, that you shouldn't be here."

"No?"

"No. If you fed on both those girls, you should be quite full by this point. No real reason to have any interest in new blood. Or perhaps I'm missing something? Care to explain?"

>You used some of your blood to hypnotize girls and stuff.
>You want to get some reliable sources of blood so that you can avoid a repeat of the Jamie incident.
>You were looking for Agathe for her guidance.
>Write-in.

>>37224038
>You want to get some reliable sources of blood so that you can avoid a repeat of the Jamie incident.

>>37224038
>>You want to get some reliable sources of blood so that you can avoid a repeat of the Jamie incident.

>>37224038
>You want to get some reliable sources of blood so that you can avoid a repeat of the Jamie incident.

>>37224038
>>You want to get some reliable sources of blood so that you can avoid a repeat of the Jamie incident.

>>37224038
>Write-in.
"Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?"

>>37224038

>You used some of your blood to hypnotize girls and stuff.

>>37224120
lol
we probably can't even say that name
we'd choke on it or something

>>37224176
That gives me an idea for an epilogue: you go to hell and burn forever and ever as an unrepentant murderer.

>>37224176
It's worth a shot. Maybe the power of Christ compells her?

We're probably lucky this isn't Italy. All the crosses and garlic would instantly kill us... maybe

>>37224190
You sound pretty salty that we don't regret killing make believe women in your make believe world. lol

I want some blood. That's all.
>>37224092
>>37224097
>>37224099
>>37224106

The power of Christ compels- *breaks down coughing*
>>37224120

I used my blood to hypnotize girls.
>>37224176

>>37224217
Nah.

>>37224190
>implying vampires have souls

The real Richard is already in the afterlife, probably in limbo for being a boring average guy.

"I don't want a repeat of what happened with Jamie. If I can get access to another girl or two, I should have enough sources of blood that I don't have to worry about going thirsty and doing something like that again."

"How very clever of you," Agathe says. "I suppose that the high you're currently experiencing has nothing to do with it whatsoever?"

"Sorry?"

"You're high. High on blood. It's a good high, right? Makes you feel smart, powerful, charismatic. What's more, it really *does* make you smart, powerful, and charismatic. It's no surprise that vampires wind up addicted to it. But it's just like mortal drugs," she adds, her tongue slithering into your ear for a second. "You build up a resistance, start to need more and more. It's best you stop now, while you're ahead."

"O-okay. But don't I need blood to live?"

"Yes," she admits. "But not anywhere near as much as you've been drinking. A nibble a day, if that. You could get what you need off one girl, if you were careful."

"I see." You wait for a long few seconds in silence. "So are you going to kill me?"

She pauses, thoughtful, before pulling back. "No," she says, at last. "But if I see your face on the news, I will." Her hand slips into your pocket, pulling out your wallet and grabbing your driver's license. "There," she says, handing it back to you. "I know where you live now. I *will* kill you if you fuck up like that again." She pulls away, and you can finally turn to face her. Her hand runs along your chest, fingers tracing your body. "Now..." she adds, looking at your eyes. "I believe we have some other unfinished business."

>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.
>If we're going to have sex, we probably shouldn't do it in the alley.
>You have a girlfriend now. Sorry. Thanks, but no thanks.
>Write-in.

>>37224431
>>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.

>>37224431
>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.
>If we're going to have sex, we probably shouldn't do it in the alley.

>>37224431

>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.
>If we're going to have sex, we probably shouldn't do it in the alley.

>>37224431
>You have a girlfriend now. Sorry. Thanks, but no thanks.
btw you're too old

>>37224431
>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.

>>37224509
>btw you're too old
Harsh bro.

>>37224431
>>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.

>>37224431
>>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.

Awwww shit its the Anon from test-tube assassin quest and teacher's pet! I'd recognize that writing style anywhere. Good to see you again sir.

>Yeah, you should teach me all about being a vampire so I don't fuck up again.
>If we're going to have sex, we probably shouldn't do it in the alley.

>>37224555
Truth though.
She molested a drunk minor.

>>37224683
Because a mind-controlling bloodsucker is going to give a damn about consent.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Yeah, I don't realize that you're hitting on me.
>>37224458
>>37224519
>>37224561
>>37224650

Teach me, mistress.
>>37224489
>>37224503
>>37224682

Ew. Uggo.
>>37224509

>>37224749
why the dice?

>>37224682
twitter.com/72oOCCJ1

This is his twitter, you can see when and where he runs new quests. Just like you, I joined in when he did the Teachers Pet quest.

>>37224771
I didn't clear it before posting. Was going to roll to pick between the first two (then tied) but 4chan was down.

"You're right," you say, with a little nod. "I need you to teach me about being a vampire. I've made some bad decisions in the past night, and a little more information would be helpful."

Agathe looks less than enthused at your response. She eyes you up and down again. "Come with me, then, boy," she says, wrapping her hand around your wrist and yanking you along with her. You don't really have much choice but to follow, and she takes you to her apartment again before explaining vampirism.

Most of it is things you've already worked out, or that she was just saying. Blood gets you high, biting makes people feel good, licking makes the wound scab, you can hypnotize people with a look but it's got limits (she confirms they're will-based, not divine intervention), you fall asleep before the sun rises. There's some other confirmations: the sun kills you, as does fire and decapitation. Wounds inflicted with wooden weapons work much like they would if you're alive; otherwise, you're extremely durable.

When she's done with her explanations, she pushes you down on the bed, her strength greater than yours. "Now... you owe me for giving you this gift, Richard," she says, "and for not killing you. You'd better start paying up."

"Pay up? H-how?"

"How do you think?" She says, sitting astride you, her butt grinding against your ass, her hands roaming across your chest.

>Have sex with her. It's only fair.
>Fight her off. She's a gross old lady.
>Tell her you have a girlfriend.
>Write-in.

>>37224937
>>Have sex with her. It's only fair.

>>37224937
>Have sex with her enthusiatically. All dat experience.

>>37224937

>>37224937
>>Have sex with her. It's only fair.

>>37224937
>Write-in.
Grab your wallet and ask if she accepts VISA

>>37224937
>Tell her you have a girlfriend.

>>37224937
>Have sex with her. It's only fair.
Just to make OP mad that we keep cheating all over the place. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT OP? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, NOTHING.

>>37224937
>Have sex with her. It's only fair.
i feel like karma will bite us in the ass, but her fangs are even closer

>>37225059
We're a vampire, a teenager, and an ero-quest MC. Fucking everything in sight is kind of mandatory.

>>37225025
>>37225025
Better.

>>37225059
How are we going to make OP mad with wrinkly grandma sex?

>>37224937
>Have sex with her. It's only fair.

>>37224937
>>Have sex with her. It's only fair.
get in on that action.

We're a manslut anyway.

Have sex with her, enthusiastically.
>>37225025
>>37225089

Have sex with her, unenthusiastically.
>>37225016
>>37225046
>>37225059
>>37225082
>>37225145
>>37225149

Pay her with $$:
>>37225049

I have a girlfriend!
>>37225052

>>37225059
>implying I don't intentionally encourage you to cheat to mine it for drama later on
Get on my level.

>>37225125
He has to write it

>>37224937
I knew we should have faked our own death ...
>Have sex with the disgusting grandma while thinking about Madison

>>37225125
Wrinkly -undead- grandma sex.

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>>37223601
why do you do this every time I go to take a nap OP?

>>37225184
I always run at the same time, stop napping in the middle of the day.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA

>>37225189
It's soon midnight here

>>37225215
That's what you deserve for living in Europe.

>>37225190
Not it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

"Okay," you say, with a swallow and a small nod.

Agathe takes charge, guiding your hands to her body, rubbing her crotch against your half-willing hard-on in your groin. Your fingers tense and play with her dried, wrinkly skin around her breasts and sex. She eventually moves forward on your body, putting her sex on your mouth, forcing you to eat her out for what feels like hours, the taste of her juices rancid on your tongue. Her hand wraps around the back of your head, pulling you deep in. Eventually, she gives you some hard cowgirl riding, bouncing up and down on top of you, feeling more like she's scraping the skin off your cock than anything else.

When she decides she's satisfied, she pulls off, leaving you still hard, having not come even once. "We'll be doing this again," she notes. "Consider this a downpayment. Now get out of my face," she says, practically kicking you out of bed. You pull up your pants and leave her room.

It's getting late in the night, so you head home, wanting to be there before the sun rises, and fall asleep under your bed again.

>Call Sally. [For?]
>Call Madison. [For?]
>Check on your second murder victim.
>Write-in.

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>>37225386
>Check on your second murder victim.

Watch the news first, then be SAFE about it if not ded.

>>37225386
>>Call Sally. [For?]
We require cuddles to get the taste out of our mouth among other things

>>37225386
>>Call Sally. [For?]
>>Call Madison. [For?]

Sex. Both of them. At the same time. Fuck the police. They don't need to know the other is coming, we'll figure it out on the fly.

>>37225386
>>Check on your second murder victim.

>>37225386
Just go home, we've done enough damage

>>37225386
>Check on your second murder victim.
Do we have eternal youthness and is there a death penalty in this country ?

>>37225386
>Check on your second murder victim.

>>37225255
I just can't listen to that sort of censoring, my ears literally starts to hurt

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>>37225242

>>37225386
>>Check on your second murder victim.
We'd look stupid if she wasn't dead after we told agatha she was.

Do it sneaky like though.

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>>37225543
suck it euroguy.

>>37225386
>Check on your second murder victim.
she was already in an hospital, her chances of survival are way too high

>>37225386
>Check on your second murder victim.

>>37225543
Maybe if you had guns you could have stopped those muslims

>>37225614
France actually has pretty nice private firearm ownership laws.

Keep being ignorant clapistanian.

Check on murder victim:
>>37225422
>>37225454
>>37225484
>>37225507
>>37225552
>>37225566
>>37225592

Cuddle Sally:
>>37225426

Threesome time:
>>37225445

>>37225543
Europeans don't believe in freedom. It makes them an inferior people. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

>>37225652
>Europeans don't believe in freedom. It makes them an inferior people. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
I'd take free healthcare and higher education over your supposed "freedom" anyday.

>>37225700
Enjoy going to jail for trolling.

>>37225709
That happens more often in America...

>>37225740
No it doesn't.

>>37225740
lol no

>>37225709
When our jails are the equivalent of an American luxury hotel I'm not all that worried.

>>37225744
Yeah it does, there are parts of the FBI set up to hunt down trolls and trolling gets SWAT busting in your door and hauling you away.

>>37225764
The holocaust never happened.

*watches door for FBI*

First thing's first - checking up on your murder victim.

It doesn't take much looking. A glance at the local news page shows it as one of the top stories. "Medical Malpractice Costs Police Their Witness In Homicide Case." Apparently you're now legally liable for both killings. Too bad they'll never catch you, you think, leaning back. Yeah. Your life is pretty damn good, right about now.

* * *

Fuck it, the QM can't figure out how to finish this quest.

So you guys do it! Write in your ideas!

Unlike other stuff, which is majority, this'll just be free form. Shoot me all your shitty ideas on how to finish this quest in the next 4h and I'll take whichever ones I like (or whatever I come up with based on them).

>>37225764
It's kinda scary that "SWATing" became a thing

>>37225777
>The holocaust never happened.
it didn't, it was a cover up to take away attention from the 66 million that died in the gulags, the jews won people, Israel is proof of that

>>37225804
We try to juggle relationships with both Madison and Sally, but they figure us out and team up to kill us

>>37225804
we can go on a rampage raping, killing and pillaging everything in our path until that old bat or someone else kills us

>>37225804
We kill off that old lady and assemble a massive harem

>>37225804
>>37225876
This

anyone know the name of that quest where you are a god that absorbs mana by torturing people?

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>>37225804
>Agathe is actually higher nobility within the Vampire community
>She's also young and beautiful because she's a fucking vampire
>She merely assumed the guise of an old lady to test you
>You failed her test by fucking running away
>You could've lived a life of wealth and power with a beautiful, loving and eternally loyal wife that you would share unlife with until the last stars burn out in the sky
>Instead you're now doomed to be an outcast, incapable of going out during the day, incapable of living a normal life, and entirely ignorant of the vampire community
>Madison drops you because your blood-high sexyness fades
>Sally is left to take care of your inhuman self
>It goes well for years, but after a while she can't handle the pressure
>She kills herself
>You're effectively a monster, lurking the streets for all eternity just to feed yourself
>And all of that just because you ran away from Agathe instead of letting her finish her story

>>37225804
How about a shower since we just fucked a rancid old lady? Can't believe thats not the first thing we did. Maybe contemplate life while were in there.

>>37225804
The police fucking break your door and you and you're sentenced to life imprisonment.
>Enjoy eternal life in jail

>>37225837
The mass slaughter the Russians/Soviet did was worse than anything caused by the nazis.

>>37225804
We get our shit together and treasure Sally and Madison and don't do anything to get into trouble.

>>37225907
Reclaiming Might

>>37225804
Murder our sire. Become a scrawnier version of Blade.
Use our mindcontrol powers to cheat at poker.
Form our own "Brides of Dracula" harem.
Vampirize Christopher Lee.
Find a werewolf rival and fight over a bland chick.
Stay in high school for centuries.

>>37225804
Happy ending with Sally and Madison who help us double team random sluts for the occasional party night.

>>37225804
MC disregards the hag's advice, keeps feeding on tons of bitches, keeping them in line with his mind control powers when someone makes a fuss. Eventual bad end when the adiction makes him sloppy.

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>>37225804
sally and Madison become our waifus with Vicky as our blood bank for talking smack to us while we figure out how to get out from underneath the thumb of our sire before we form our own no-life empire as its no-life king.

We then assemble a harem and enjoy it. Sally and Madison might become our vampire brides in the end.

>>37225804
>>37225922
>>37225935
These.

>>37225804
we seek Sally for comfort because we were pretty much raped by an old hag, we make up some plan to ambush her, find a way to turn her into a vamp too, we still keep Madison as a blood cow (and let sally feed on her)
a few hundred years later, we change names and split up with her

>>37225804
Our two waifus find out we're cheating on them and decide to scorn you by becoming werewolves.

>>37225804
We bumble haphazardly into all situations, smash the masquerade by parading into major news filming, then we hide in a small metal box for several centuries.

>>37225804
>>37225948
This so much.

>a few hundred years later, we change names and split up with her
Fuck that nonsense, Sally is a keeper, we're sticking with her.

>>37225804
We keep learning from Agatha until she teaches us how to transform other people. Then we kill her and create our own coven with Madison and Sally.

>>37225804
>>37225948 This sounds the best by far.

>>37225912
which is what i said, but did you know that american bankers pumped money into Germany and the Soviet union and when ww2 started Hitler seized all of the money they had invested and instead of coming clean they cooperated and after they even helped nazis transfer assets to the Vatican?

>>37225804
>use vampire power to get lots of money
>build mansion outside of city
>live out by drinking coyote blood
>welcome guest passing by and offer them shelter and food of the night
>become famous friendly vampire
>be happy

>>37225948
voting for this

>>37225804
Well thats fucking pathetic of you OP.

>>37225804
I'll second >>37225948 as I've no ideas and that sounds the best.

>>37226011
>a bunch of stupid adventurers kill us
didn't expect someone here to know about Naheulbeuk

>>37225982
Simple, but good. The specifics of how rich we are, etc. can be left to OP.

>>37225923
thanks
>>37225948
+1

>>37225804
>Move in the Carpathians Mountains
>get thick russian accent
>build castle
>terrorize nearby population
>Live way to long to not be bored
>wait for faggot with a whip to kick your ass

>>37226025
Also my fucking power cable stopped working again.

>>37226058
How can i be french on /tg/ and not know about it

Of course

>>37226132
the new one?

>>37226159
No. Well yes, but no. The new one actually got here and Saturday and didn't work when I got it so I sent it back and ordered another new one. This is the same one that was causing troubles yesterday.

>>37226152
Reflets d'Acide race maîtresse.

It's been years I stopped listening to these things.

>>37225804
>build fucking big house
>start picking girl in the street and convince them they want to stay in the house with us
>do that with every fucking girl in the city (exept the old hag)
>kill every other person
>live with big ass harem in ghost city
>have all the fucking blood you want
>???
>Profit

>>37226210
You should read the books, even the one about season 1&2 you learn a lot of stuff

Over the next week or two, you have good times with Sally and Madison. You worry a bit, as your blood pool starts to run low and you're forced to neck Madison and Sally to top it off just a little, that Madison will stop liking you without the clarity that your blood high gives, but it turns out that she still likes you just fine, and is quite the cuddler as well.

Everything seems to be going just fine, and juggling Madison and Sally couldn't be easier. Sally does half the work for you, believing as she does that you need more than one girl to satisfy your thirst for blood. Everything is going fine, and you're on top of the world.

One day, Sally calls you. "H-hey, Rich?" She sounds a little scared, frightened. "I was j-just, um," she swallows. "I was- I was just wondering if you knew anything about... th-this girl, Jamie Reed?"

>Act like you don't know who she is.
>Admit you killed her, but tell Sally it was an accident when you were just getting your feet under you.
>Write-in.

>>37226360
>Write-in.
"why are you asking? did you know her?"

>>37226360
>Write-in.
Just mention you heared about her on the news, and ask why she asks you.

>>37226360
>Write-in.
>Just mention you heared about her on the news, and ask why she asks you.

If pressed, remind her that someone had to turn you first. It was probably them.

>>37226360
>Admit you killed her, but tell Sally it was an accident when you were just getting your feet under you.
Tell her we went on a frenzy when we were turned into a vamp, but due to her help it won't come to that again.

>>37226360
>Admit you killed her, but tell Sally it was an accident when you were just getting your feet under you.

"imma fucking vampire lol"

>>37226406
>Write-in.
Just mention you heared about her on the news, and ask why she asks you.

Sensible thing to do

>>37226360
Admit that you know she was killed by a vampire... our sire, the night we were turned into a vampire. Our sire is a terrible, sadistic ancient monster who gets jollies off of making others suffer, so she turned us into a vampire, made us have sex with the girl, then killed her in front of us.

We didn't tell you because our sire is like, super dangerous. We don't want you hurt, baby.

>>37226444
>>37226406
these two got it.

>>37226406
>>37226444
+1

>>37226360
Heard about it on the news, remind her there is at least more than one vampire on the streets. An old lady turned you when you had beer goggles after all. There are probably more than a few out there.

....I think I know what OP is doing. I won't spoil it, but I think I know what OP is doing. Let's wait and see if I'm right.

>>37225386
>the taste of her juices rancid
It's not that bad.

No, really. They're decrepit, not necessarily decaying.

Not really, no. Why?
>>37226406
>>37226444
>>37226480
>>37226494
>>37226513

Er, yeah. Whoops, haha.
>>37226445
>>37226450

Why?
>>37226403
>>37226517

It was my evil sire.
>>37226482

>>37226557
Everything that isn't blood or the skin that gets in the way of blood tastes rancid to you.

>>37226210
>>37226317
I should listen to that again. The classic "Nyctalope" line.

We can always blame it on other vampires guys

>>37226588
You mean we're never going down on those girls? Jesus, I knew you were heartless, but the fictional plight of these two just makes me itch to go create a Tumblr blog.

>>37226631
>You mean we're never going down on those girls?
We can go down on 'em once a month.

>>37226631
You don't need to, mixing your bite with most any clitoral/vaginal stimulation makes women feel insanely good.

Plus you can go down on them, it just tastes insanely bad.

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>>37226657
10/10

>>37226670
That's cheating.

>>37226670
What if we go down on them during their period?

>>37226708
Then the menses would taste good and the rest of it would taste bad.

>>37226699
what ever makes them squirt is fair game.

>>37226598
Did you know that PoC made a RPG out of it ?

>>37226750
I thought it started out as a RPG.

>>37226750
No, but honestly, I don't see people really recreating humor on the fly. Humor needs work.

"I remember seeing on the news that she died. Why?"

"Well... it's just... you didn't do anything to her, did you?"

"No," you lie. "Why do you ask?"

"She- well, they're saying she got bit, or attacked with fake teeth, or something, then bled out, and- and that kind of sounds like what you do? And it happened right after you b-bit me. You really didn't do anything to her?"

"No," you repeat.

"O-oh," Sally says, her voice quiet. "That's good to hear. You promise you didn't do anything to her? Really really?"

"Really," you lie again.

"Okay. B-bye," she finishes, hanging up before you can even say goodbye as well.

>Write-in.

>>37226783
Kill her

>>37226783
Head to her place and turn her.

>>37226783
>Do something nice for Sally to take her mind off Jamie. Take her out somewhere.

>>37226783
go check up on her? something is clearly wrong

>>37226783
Go check on her, keep your eyes open though, you've got a bad feeling in your gut about this.

>>37226783
Meet up with her, suggest that we could try looking for the one who killed her.
Seems a good chance to off Agatha.

>>37226843
That's probably all that dead blood.

>>37226822
>>37226843
mix of these two

>>37226777
The humor of the series may be not there but it's still fun to interact with the universe

>>37226904
Sorry, ignore this, I stupidly posted it way too early.

>>37226783
rape mom anally

All I am saying is, when your girlfriend calls you up asking oddly specific questions out of nowhere then your best bet is to shift blame rather than flat deny.

It always helps convince someone when there is a less-liked target that they can blame instead.

>>37226783
Oh, it wasn't what I expected. I thought OP was going to fuck us over by informing us that the slut had AIDS or something.

>Write-in
Don't worry. Nobody's going to believe vampires actually exist. In fact, trying to "solve" the case will only draw even more suspicion to you.

You've got a bad feeling about this... you head out straight away, headed for Sally's house. On the way there, you get a text from Madison.

>Hi, Rich! You're up, right? Tex me back when you get this! <3 I want to talk to you soon!
>*Text. Sorry, typo.

You ignore it for the moment. You need to go check on Sally, find out what she's thinking. You make your way past Sally's mom, despite her protestations and statements that "Sally wants to be alone right now;" it's easy, with just a little application of hypnosis, and a physical shove. You come into Sally's room, unannounced. She flinches when she sees you, almost skittering up the wall in fright.

"Wh-what are you doing here, Rich?" She says, eyes big.

"You sounded strange over the phone," you say, voice seeming concerned. "I wanted to come check on you, make sure you were okay."

"I-I told my mom not to let you in," Sally says, her eyes flicking towards the door, as though eying an escape route. "Wh-why did she let you in?" She looks back at you. "D-don't hurt me, p-please, Rich, please, I thought - I thought we were friends," she says, her eyes getting wet.

"I think we're a little more than friends, Sally," you say, voice soft, soothing. "Why are you so scared? I'm not going to hurt you." Your phone buzzes in your pocket - another text from Madison.

"That was Madison, wasn't it?" Sally asks.

"I don't know. Maybe. Please, Sally, it's just me. Calm down."

"I- I just need some time alone, right now, so leave me alone, please, please," she says, her eyes not meeting yours. They haven't met yours in the whole time you've been here, you realize.

>Leave her alone, you've obviously spooked her behaving like this.
>Force her to meet your eyes, use another dose of hypnosis to get her to tell you what she's hiding.
>Write-in.

>>37227064
>Force her to meet your eyes, use another dose of hypnosis to get her to tell you what she's hiding.
And make her feel good about it.

>>37227064
>Write-in.
RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>37227064
>Force her to meet your eyes, use another dose of hypnosis to get her to tell you what she's hiding.
Stroke her hair and tell her we love her and whisper sweet nothings into her ears and all the other lies.

>>37227064
>>Force her to meet your eyes, use another dose of hypnosis to get her to tell you what she's hiding.

>>37227064
>Write-in.
hug her, that can only do good

no magics, just feels

>>37227064
Look her in the eyes no hypnosis for the moment ask her nicely to tell you. Then hypno her if she refuses.

>>37227064
Hug and tell her you're sorry for whatever you did, and you know you're an insensitive jerk sometimes. We'll leave her alone if that's what she wants, but we were just worried because she was acting so strange.

In other words, natural manipulation rather than unnatural. Clearly someone who knows about vampires has gotten to her, told her about the bitch we killed, and told her about the mind control thing. We just need to find out who without spooking her. Well, without spooking her more.

>>37227158
>>37227142
>>37227064

What the hell. Supporting these.

>>37227142
>>37227158
>>37227179
>>37227064
Indeed

>>37227064
Try >>37227158
Hypnotize if it fails

>>37227158
Carrot and stick, working for abusers since 3000 BC. Tried and tested, gets my vote.

/hug/sluts forgetting to read shit again.

>>37227158
>>37227142
>>37227064
Supporting these

>>37227158
Sounds like a plan

Mind control:
>>37227084
>>37227123
>>37227137

Hug/manipulate:
>>37227142
>>37227158
>>37227179
>>37227202
>>37227259
>>37227311
>>37227314

Manipulate, then hypno if it fails:
>>37227143
>>37227212

Rape:
>>37227106

>>37227327
I mean. The hug is not strictly required if it looks like she is going to jump out the window or go for a knife or something... I think the sentiment was probably more "manipulate by leveraging feelings".

>>37227358
Oh, and if it comes up again we can always pull the "You're more important than Madison, forget about her." card, bitches love feeling superior. Clearly shit is going down which we need to get a handle on and we can do damage control later.

You move close to her, and she tenses, afraid, but you just pull her into a gentle hug, softly stroking her hair with one hand. "I'm sorry for whatever I did," you lie. "I know I can be an insensitive jerk sometimes."

"N-no," she stammers out, still afraid, "i-it's fine."

"If you really want me to go, I will. I was just worried about you, because you were acting so strange. Everything's okay, isn't it?"

"I-it's fine," she repeats, though you can tell it isn't.

"Really? Nothing bad happened?"

"N-nope," she says. "Nothing bad happened."

"You seemed really concerned on the phone, earlier."

"W-well, I j-just wanted to make sure you weren't a murderer! And you said you weren't, s-so, you must be. U-unless you lied? You didn't lie, did you? P-please tell me the truth. I-I just, I don't know how to deal with this... vampire, thing, and- and you're, you know, with, with Madison, and I just-"

"Shh, shh," you coo, softly stroking her head again. "I love you. Madison's just a convenient blood source, that's all. You're the one I love."

"Really? Y-you mean it?"

"Of course I do," you say. "I love you, Sally." It gets easier every time you say it.

"I-is it okay i-if I test that love, just a little? I just, need you to do this one thing, for me, and then it will all be okay, and I'll know I can trust you, and that you really love me."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Could you... could you make love to me?"

>Sure thing. You thought she'd never ask.
>No, you don't want to rush into this.
>Write-in.

>>37227542
>Sure thing. You thought she'd never ask.

>>37227542
>Write-in.
Do it, but be brutal. Unleash the beast!

>>37227542
>Write-in
Remember the condom!

No semen samples, the cops already have one.

>>37227542
If that is what YOU really want, then yes. Don't rush on my account on your fears.

>inb4 Madison is hiding in the closet, or Sally films this, or something along those lines

>>37227542
>>Sure thing. You thought she'd never ask.
Raw or no?

>>37227542
>>37227542
>>Write-in.
Do it, but be super cautious and watch out for any tricks. She might try to stake us. Also, wear a condom incase she's trying to get semen for the cops. Make sure she doesn't poke a hole in the condom.
Mix bites and sex though so it feels great for her.

>>37227542
>ask her if it's her first time
>Sure thing. You thought she'd never ask.
>don't forget the condom
>try to be extra loving and romantic anyway

>>37227601
this

>>37227601
>>37227542
this

>>37227542
>Write-in
Why now? Let's wait. You're obviously upset and I just would be... taking advantage of you, Sally. I just said I loved you, and I meant it. I don't want to hurt our relationship by doing something we both might regret in the morning.

>Bitch is after or seed, to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids. Also to give it to the cops. Deny her our seed, deny her our essence.

>>37227591
>Remember the condom!
This is important

>>37227542
Time to fugg

>>37227542
>"I-is it okay i-if I test that love, just a little? I just, need you to do this one thing, for me, and then it will all be okay, and I'll know I can trust you, and that you really love me."

How about:

"If you don't already know I love you, and don't trust me already, then why this? I don't want to have sex with someone who doesn't know if they even love me, Sally. I'm sorry."

Sure:
>>37227584
>>37227589
>>37227601
>>37227638
>>37227647
>>37227692

Sure. But I'm wrapping that shit up tight.
>>37227591
>>37227617
>>37227623
>>37227670

No.
>>37227660
>>37227729

>>37227755
Why can't
>Sure:
and
>Sure. But I'm wrapping that shit up tight.
be combined?

>>37227755
i was under the impression a condom was implied for sex seeing as how we already know being a vampire doesn't mean our equipment stopped working

>>37227780
Why do you think?

>>37227782
You'll still wrap it up for PIV.

>>37227755
Why wouldn't we wrap that shit? Like, can you think of even one good reason not to? When we have every good reason TO do so?

Hell, we don't even know what might happen if we get her preggers since we are a vampire.

>>37227796
>Why do you think?
You're an arse?

>>37227755
why the fuck are they split?

>>37227796
just put them together and have sex with a condom

This is going to be hilariously awkward.

She's gonna be all like, wait, leave the condom I need your seed. We'll be all like, "What?" Then if she finally says she needed it for like DNA testing or something then we can be all disgusted with her lack of truthfulness and trying to use our relationship to use us and betray us. (LOL)

We can justify getting rid of the condom by saying we wouldn't want her mom to find it. Then just flush it down the toilet.

>>37227901
"How dare you try to use my love like that!? Now shirt off bitch, I need a snack."

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>>37227901
...

OP you glorious bastard. We're onto you.

"If that's what you really want," you say, helping her to lie down on the bed. "I should probably wear a condom though. We're a little young to be getting pregnant, you know."

"U-um," Sally says, a little hesitant, "o-okay, b-but, I, um, c-could you, could you come on m-my face? I-it's, a fetish I have..." she says, voice trailing off, indistinct.

You lean down to her, kissing her softly. "Whatever you want," you say, as you pull out your cock, your hands fumbling with a condom, pulling it over your length. You work your fingers inside her first, kissing her tenderly, adding little bites here and there, enjoying the obvious and intense pleasure each one brings, before finally pushing your length inside her, necking her as you fuck her.

"I love you," she says, softly, as your teeth tense against her neck again and again, sending waves of pleasure through her body. "I love you. I love you. I love you." One of your hands plays with her breasts, and hers come up to you, wrapping around your back, holding you tight. "I love you. I love you. I love you." You fuck and fuck, for long, long, minutes, enjoying the feeling each time she orgasms, her soft, swallowed moans reaching your ears. "I love you, I love you, I love you."

When you finally near your point of no return, you pull out, moving up towards Sally, pulling off your condom and starting to jerk off on her face. Her hands come up, taking over for you, her tongue lapping out a little at your head, though she apparently doesn't enjoy your taste that much. It doesn't take long for you to come, and you sag down on top of her. She smiles up at you, affectionate.

"C-can I get up?" She asks. "I-I want to s-see it in the mirror, i-in my bathroom," she adds.

>(1/2)

You roll over, letting her up, and she quickly scampers into the bathroom, closing and locking the door it behind her. There are some shuffling sounds, and a few minutes later, she comes back out, wearing nothing but her shirt and half-undone bra, giving you a winsome smile, your cum having been wiped off her face. She sits down on bed with you, cuddling for a little bit, before finally speaking up.

"Y-you should probably go..." she says. "Before my mom finds o-out what we did." She leans forward, kissing your cheek. "I love you," she whispers as she pulls back, smiling at you, gently stroking your cheek.

>You totally stole my semen to give it to the police, didn't you?
>I love you too. Let's stay together for the rest of the night.
>Okay. You're probably right. I should get going. I love you.
>Write-in.

>>37227901
>Then just flush it down the toilet.
You will block the pipes

>>37228042
>"U-um," Sally says, a little hesitant, "o-okay, b-but, I, um, c-could you, could you come on m-my face? I-it's, a fetish I have..." she says, voice trailing off, indistinct.
OH DAMN, YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT. OP IS FUCKING US OVER.

>>37228068
>You totally stole my semen to give it to the police, didn't you?

>>37228068
>You totally stole my semen to give it to the police, didn't you?

>>37228068
>>You totally stole my semen to give it to the police, didn't you?
>>37228079
or he has both covered so if we confront us about it she hasn't done it but if we don't she has

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>>37228079
>OH DAMN, YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT. OP IS FUCKING US OVER.

>>37225804
We become a jewel thief!

>>37228068
>>I love you too. Let's stay together for the rest of the night.


See if we can't flush her sample.

>>37228068
>I love you too. Let's stay together for the rest of the night.

Keep the police thing to ourselves jsut oops away the evidence.

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>>37228142

>>37228068
>I love you too. Let's stay together for the rest of the night.
>You totally stole my semen to give it to the police, didn't you?

>>37225804
Become the man of bats!

>>37228147
>>37228157
master ruseman plan go

>>37228092
>>37228100
>>37228115
You guys do realize that that's pretty much admitting we humped and dumped Jamie, right?

>>37225804
We make a bunch of zombies!

>>37228115
>or he has both covered so if we confront us about it she hasn't done it but if we don't she has
That's probably what's going to happen

>>37228147
>>37228157
+1

>>37228068
>Write-in
Sure, but I gotta take a leak first.

Our junk is clearly in the bathroom still since we didn't see her come out with it, so yeah.

Wash it into the sink, fill it to the same level again with soapy water (looks whiteish) and put it back where we found it. If she DOES go to the cops, they will think it's a prank and never believe her again.

>>37228210
we can probably still put the blame on the old hag if we're creative enough

>>37225804
We get a boat ticket over to Transylvania!

>>37225804
Turn into a cute little bat and mesmerize all the girls with our cuteness!

Power cable is working again, thank fuck. I had a half hour left of power.

>>37228287
HOUR OF POWER

Hey, could we learn how to sword things as a vamp?

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>>37228287
Good, we can undo your evil plans.

>>37228210
It's actually not. We saw on the news that she had been raped and killed. Or heard it from a friend. Or something, shit, she's a teenage girl she doesn't know how the cops work. We *could* have heard it, and that's all that matters.

And then we just put 2 and 2 together and are both HURT and ASHAMED OF HER.

>>37225804
Get a qt3.14 police girl waifu and turn her into a vampire

>>37228068
I'm not gonna lie.

Why did wrapping it up, which we did because we didn't want to give her our spunk, include giving her our spunk? I mean, that defeated the entire purpose.

>>37228330
We should've done it inside her mouth.

Master ruseman:
>>37228147
>>37228157
>>37228223
>>37228247

You stole my semen to give it to the cops, didn't you? Didn't you?
>>37228092
>>37228100
>>37228115

>>37228330
The winning vote was to fuck her, it didn't include wrapping it up. You wrapped it up out of normal male teen responsibility-ness.

>>37225804
Well, since vampires are objectively gay, we should probably go find some dude to gay it up with for the rest of eternity.

>>37225804
>Do the Monster Mash

>>37228354
I think OP just wanted us to freak out.

But I mean, really, we all knew that giving her a semen sample was a bad idea after she was being so sketchy.

On the plus side, she's looking into our eyes now. We can use easy eyebeams to convince her to tell us what is bothering her, she's much more mentally weak and trusting now probably.

>>37228418
I will report you for shitposting if you don't knock it off.

>>37228428
Or we could use [SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES] on her.

>>37228432
But he said to suggest any idea he could use for the ending in the next four hours. And so far, it's only been 2 hours since that was posted.

>>37228456
No, an idea to end the quest (that we can do within the next four hours).

>>37228391
Come on, OP. Most people voted for doing it with her because they assumed we would use a condom and not leave our nut lying everywhere, not need a write-in to use a rubber. Come on. You know that. It's just more interesting to do it this way.

But such is life, whatever, it's going to be a beautiful trainwreck at least despite all that.

>>37225804
Can we even go to school anymore? We should spend the rest of the quest buying a parasol while ducking under shade like Vampire!Austin Powers.

>>37225804
>Become overridden with guilt and take our own unlife.

>>37228489
In the hypothetical scenario where you were really dedicated to wrapping it up, it would've be insanely suspicious for you to refuse to come on her face.

Not wanting to get her pregnant is one thing, not being willing to satisfy such a simple and unobjectionable fetish of your supposed real girlfriend is quite another.

>>37228536
We should have disciplined her more.

>>37225804
Let's see if we can become a famous actor with our sweet vampire skillz. Gonna have to suck a lot of people off, though.

>>37228536
Hmmm. Convincing. Makes sense.

Displeases, but makes sense. I can't find any reasonable objection.

We should probably check the bathroom and see if she collected a sample. If she did I would sort of like to confront her about it but idk, might not need to cross that bridge. Maybe she had a sudden burst of conscience or really does like being cummed on.

>>37225804
We get both Sally AND Madison teen-pregnant with horrifying dhampir abominations.

>>37228247
The best part of this is, by the way, that if she takes it in and it's a hoax they will probably just not even contact her again, or might even warn her against bringing in false samples. Either way, it would look like it tested negative.

>>37228536
By the same token, she can hardly object to us using her bathroom before we leave...

"I love you too," you say, gently running your finger along her cheek. "I don't want to go home. I want to stay here, with you," you add.

"M-my mom," she interrupts, but you stop her, pressing your finger to her lips.

"I'll deal with her if she bothers us. I don't want to be apart from you right now, not after we just... well," you wrap your fingers around hers. "Not after that. I love you. I want to be with you right now."

She gives a faint smile, weak, but willing. "O-okay." Sally blushes. "I really hope my mom doesn't bother us, though," she says, cuddling up next to you, grabbing your arm and directing you to wrap it around her, then giving your chest a couple quick little kisses. She falls asleep shortly thereafter, and you get up, quietly wriggling out of her grip and heading into her bathroom, your footfalls light as you slowly open the door, walking in and closing it behind you.

You hate to distrust Sally, but... she has been acting suspiciously. You set to searching, going through drawers, cabinets, everything. You start to think that you're just being insanely paranoid, but you keep searching anyway.

Then you find it. Hidden in the small space between the back of the bathtub and the wall, a clear little container filled with what's obviously your semen. You quietly, ever so quietly, clean it out, replacing the cum with water and soap, mixing them together so it looks - at first glance - similar. Then you close the container and put it back.

You head back out, seeing Sally fortunately still asleep on the bed, snoring softly.

>Write-in.

>>37228744
Kill the traitor

>>37228744
Check texts from Madison. Leave note that we love Sally and had to go before dawn, cuz Vampire. Further input based on what texts say.

>>37228744
meh, just join her as if nothing happened

>>37228744
go find a guy guy then rip his balls off and squeeze his ball juice into the container

>>37228744
>>37228796
This

>>37228744
Leave a note telling her we left to avoid the eventual dawn, go out and find some real semen to put in the cup

>>37228744
>Leave a love bite on her butt.

>>37228744
Might need to mind control her suspicions away.

>>37228773
Come on now, if she believes in us after doubting then she will forever be loyal.

>>37228803
>>37228808
this

>>37228803
>>37228808
We already soaped it out, we're good.

>>37228744
>>37228815
Seconding cuz wut

>>37228856
until it's tested and they say it's soap, please use your brain before posting

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What if she really had a semen fetish and was keeping that batch of man milk as a memento of her deflowering?

>>37228816
mind control sounds easier then ball harvesting

>>37228808
I read that as "find some real ramen to put in the cup."

>>37228892
Any sample we took would be tainted by soap anyways. Besides leaving and coming back would get us dawned.

>>37228893
"Hmmm, gross."

>>37228856
Eh, I think there is some merit to that but the chance of her finding out it has been replaced is small. The lab techs for the cops will generally send back a report, but unless it's a detective AND he already has some reason to believe her, 99% chance that they'll just snub her as a hoaxer. Cops hate hoaxers.

And if it's a badge she's talking to and not a detective? Pfft. Forget about it.

>>37228915
not if we clean it out first, and just grabbing the first male we see and obtaining his sperm wouldn't take that long

>>37228970
Making more loose ends. especially if he reports it or gets found dead.

>>37228953
can't hurt to be careful
my anti jew sense is tingling over these posts saying it won't be suspicious but my sense has been wrong before
>>37228992
he would report getting reverse raped? what would the cops even do? what could they do?

Murder:
>>37228773

Check Madison's texts:
>>37228796
>>37228804

Join Sally in bed:
>>37228799

Get someone else's semen:
>>37228803
>>37228855
>>37228808

Love bite on butt:
>>37228815
>>37228886

Mind control her:
>>37228816
>>37228895

Welp. Time for wacky hijinks involving a gay bar, I guess. Roll 1d20 (best of three).

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>37229052
i don't even
poor gay goth kid

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>37229052

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>37229052
fabulous

>>37229052
Can we still bite sink our teeth into the cute butt of hers before we leave tho

>>37229052
Can we PLEASE check and reply to texts along with the rest? It takes like 30 seconds. I do it all the time while doing other stuff, even when I'm not just traveling from place to place bored.

>>37229052
Can we vote on how we are getting the cum? I don't think it'd be wise ripping a guys balls off

>>37229100
To elaborate, even a "Sorry, phone ran out of charge, what's up?" is better than stony silence.

>>37229031
Possibly, Dna samples get a description of us, maybe see they have two matching results? Always expect Murphy's law anon.

>>37229098
>>37229100
>>37229104
Lol nope we don't get any of those things.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>37229098
>>37229100
>>37229129
+1

>>37229104
I was assuming you would have receptive anal sex while your partner was wearing a rubber and get the semen that way.

>>37229148
Let's just suck him off and hold it in for a while.

Giving a bum 50 bux to jack off into a cup would be safer than a gaybar though.

>>37229148
Thus we get counter trapped. Nice going guys.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>37229148
sounds good

>>37229148
Thank fuck

>>37229148
can't we just use our powers to mind-fuck the guy as soon as he has the condom on?

>>37229166
You could suck him off while he wears a rubber.

>>37229181
Now that I think about it, you could probably use your bite to make him come super fast.

>>37229170
This entire thing started because you were unwilling to part with $60, anon.

>>37229173
>>37229178
>>37229179
>>37229181
Oh my god guys. Give a homeless man on the street a fifty or a hundred to wank into a cup. This is not hard, and it doesn't involve us getting railed in the ass and hitting gaybars, which could easily complicate our social life.

>>37229207
Oh yeah, we wanted to be charitable, yet you had us skimping out when it came to the hobo. Our miserly nature is all your fault, QM. That Jamie girl died because of you.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>37229148
lets just get it over with

>>37229228
I literally wrote the scene with Jamie as you being in the process of giving her money.

>>37229223
plan hobo go

>>37229223
But I want us to be railed in the ass!

>>37229228
Are we going to dump the traitor?

>>37229207
Actually, I thought it started because we were unwilling to be extorted while thirsting to death.

Also, our perspectives have changed.

Lastly, 60 bucks we will kill for, but 50 is a whole ten dollars less. Pocket change!

Okay, okay. Final destination. Just the link and the number.

1 - Plan hobo.
2 - Plan homo.

>>37229246
You're the one who turned us into a greedy bastard. Accept that it was your fault and retain some pride, man.

>>37229223
i don't want homeless man sperm, at least it has to be from someone good looking if she kept it to impregnate herself

>>37229272
2

>>37229207
No. This entire thing started because /tg/ is a bunch of childishly petty virgins.

>>37229272
2

>>37229272
2

>>37229272
1

>>37229207
>This entire thing started because you were unwilling to part with $60, anon.
Character development! We've learned our lesson and figured out that some things are worth $60 so we don't need to deal with the problems it causes later.

>>37229302
Tomato, tohmato.

New guy here. Assuming that we're too weak to kill our Sire, why don't we just save up money to hire an Ex-Military Hitman to kill her from so far away she wouldn't hear the gunshot before half her head was gone, and pay extra for him to use a .50 Cal loaded with Armor Piercing Incendiary ammunition? There's bound to be some slick no questions asked motherfucker on the market.

If she needs to be staked, we can always find some John Dies At The End-tier local street-level Hunters and tip them off BEFORE having her body riddled with munitions designed to put holes in Warsaw Pact APCs.

>>37229272
1

>>37229272
1