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"So Karel," Adrien says, turning to her after finishing off his first turkey leg, "what kind of stuff are you into? I know you're supposed to be Emilio's bodyguard, but..."
"My Mom had me take up swords since I was big enough to lift a practice one, so mostly that," Karel replies.
"And that's why she had you posing as a boy for so long?"
"Pretty much," she nods.
"She's the best in all of Marconetti as far as pure swordsmanship goes," Emilio says. "A bunch of Knights entered our tournament too and she -still- beat them handily."
"No kidding?"
"......yeah..." Karel mumbles.

For once it looks like she's embarrassed about something other than that dress she's wearing.

"So that's what you were up to before you ended up as Emilio's bodyguard?" Adrien asks. "Tourney fighting?"
"Pretty much," Karel nods. "The Royal Tournament was my big break, though..."
"Huh, and then you had to quit right afterwards on account of the new job."
"Yeah, but I don't miss it too much," she mumbles. "Castle life was a lot more peaceful, though there's a lot of assholes over in Marconetti."
"Tell me about it," Sir Vincent says with a knowing nod. "I almost beat this one guy half to death for grabbing my wife's ass at one of those fancy parties..."
"Yeah, they do that a lot," she mumbles. "Grabby freaks..."

That's an unpleasantness that you experienced over there as well.

"Wait," Adrien holds up a hand. "So they grabbed -you-?" he points at Karel.
"Mmhmm," she solemnly nods.
"So the person who did it knew that you're a gir-"
"No," she cuts him off.
"............OH."

Yeah, this conversation took an unpleasant turn. Time to change the subject...


>ask adrien what he's been up to
>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing

Its time

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to
>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing
Aren't they the same thing?

Also, the most exciting time of the day has finally arrived!

>>37212696
Dammit it is bedtime.

>>37212734
Ask Adrian where the hell he was and why didn't he call us or speak to anyone who would have cared that he was gone for ten years

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

>>37212734
>So Adrien, why don't you tell us a little about what you've been this past while

>>37212734
>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing

>>37212734
>>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing
But since bringing up a years long revengefulled murderspree at the dinner table might not be the best idea, ease him into it with
>ask adrien what he's been up to

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

>>37212734
>>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to
>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing
So why did you abandon us again?

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

I don't think the details of his lifelong quest for bloody violent revenge is the best dinner topic

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

revenge is not a subject for the dinner table.

>>37212953
You have never been to a Jewish family dinner then.

>>37212734
>ask adrien about the whole revenge thing

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Nicolette is love
Nicolette is life
I will protect Nicolette with my life
Nicolette a miracle of the universe

>>37212983
Japanese family so no. If there are to be talks of revenge it will be in secret meetings a long way away from the house.

>>37212983
I would assume that features a nagging grandmother with a nasally voice inquiring when you're going to marry a Jewish girl.

...God, I can hear it already.

>>37212983
...what type of revenge? Enlighten me on your culture, Anon.

>>37213011
And yet we can't be with her until the VN is complete

The Universe is cruel.

>>37213049
You must have faith. The day will come.

>>37213049
Not as cruel as /tg/...

>>37213011
Too bad she's gay, huh?

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>>37213049
>didn't officially learn about karel until after routelock

Oh well, Luciana was still up there.

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>>37213049
>And yet we can't be with her until the VN is complete
Speak for yourself

>>37213098
I need downloads of these character packs.

>>37212734
>Ask Adrien what he's been up to.

>>37212983
Thank god the holidays are finally over right?

>>37213092
>didn't officially learn about karel until after routelock

Pretty sure people called it out way before it was confirmed. You people should have believed. Your lack of faith caused us to miss out.

>>37213092

Luci worst girl.

>>37213146
Dude, people were saying it the moment she was introduced. Kinda like how some people were saying Adrien was Raoul the whole time when HE was first introduced.

>>37213146
>officially

People called it out the post she was introduced; her picture was male Saber.

but whhhhyyyyyyy

>>37213152
no bully

>>37212734
>ask adrien what he's been up to

So, if Reinhold's shadowruns surrounding Karel come to light during dinner, how do we think the other guests will react? And how demoralized will Rein be when half of his friends respond with astonishment that he was being competent?

>>37213169
>Dude, people were saying it the moment she was introduced.
This is true.

>Kinda like how some people were saying Adrien was Raoul the whole time when HE was first introduced.
This is not.

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>>37213176
Wait, that's my wrong Ron Paul picture.

>>37213186
were we not?
I thought we were.
My mistake, I guess. I need to re-binge the archives.

>>37213011
I've never quite got the Nicolette hype, to me she's only marginally more interesting than Melanie.

>>37213234
Have fun, Anon. I do it more than I should admit to

But fluff got it pretty early though.

>>37213169
I don't think that happened until Niklaus flagged up how similar Karel was to Marianne outside having the same hair color, though it may have been a little before. Not long after that I think most people strongly suspected, though the posts saying to act as if we already knew for sure were kind of premature.

>>37213049
There will be No VN. Your Waifu is lost to you.

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>writing


>>37213292

I want more bunneh loli. Lets feed her.

>>37213279
The first thread Karel appeared like five people mentioned she was probably a girl.

>>37213292
>so funnah post the magikarp, archelon XD

>>37213339
I was talking about people correlating Adrien and Raoul after Niklaus falgged up how similar Karel was to Mari, not that Karel was a girl. That was fucking obvious from the word go. As is repeatedly pointed out, her original character image was Saber even if all the in-text hints weren't blatant enough.

>>37213265
She's as close to ordinary while being far from ordinary. Not a princess nor a dragon, but still a noteworthy and capable individual with a nice personality that shows the whole spectrum of emotions (anger, happiness, embarrassment), along with a capacity to fight, an ongoing dream, a kickass family, etc.

If you think of the other girls as sort of specialized routes, Nicolette can be seen as the jack-of-all-trades route. There's a certain strong charm to that.

But that's just my view.

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>>37213339

>>37213098
what options did you select to create her?

>>37213404
If anything, she's still the default best platonic friend as long as we don't go down her route.

Which makes me wonder, who will be the best man at the Nico x Rein wedding?

>>37213412
>dat file name
Ok, that's over the line.

>>37213504

karel

>>37213090
She swings both ways.

>>37213504
Luciana, to Greg&Ariane's infinite amusement and Nico's undying embarrassment.

>>37213572
Nah. Though she'd probably be godmother to their children (if they could have any).

To which Luciana will make some sort of teasing comment. "Well, I couldn't be the mother of your children. So I guess godmother is fine."

>>37213624
>implying Monique would let her leave the house

>>37213624
Shame that Rein/Nico/Luci would never be an option

>>37213677
>implying Monique actually care's enough to bother with anything related to marriage
Seriously, Monique very unambiguously weaponsexual for Setsuranka.

>>37213677
>implying he'd give two shits about her and just try to constantly fuck his sword.

>>37213720
>>37213706
If Celestino only wanted the sword, why didn't he just have Luci marry Setsuranka?

>>37213760
I don't think Monique would tolerate such NTR of his swordfu.

>>37213760
We don't exactly know his stance on gay marriage and that sounds extremely painful for Luci.

>>37213785
Then why hasn't HE married her yet? If he's so committed.

>>37213796
Pommel.

>>37213804
Obviously they're still trying to figure out the logistics of getting the sword into a wedding dress.

>>37213339
>The first thread Karel appeared like five people mentioned she was probably a girl.
The use of the male Saber picture did tip a few people off. None outside of the fabulous one knew in character though.

>>37213760
Because Celestino wanted the most surefire way to get the sword, and marriage is pretty fucking surefire. Except that it's Monique, whose one true love is the sword that Celestino wants. I recall Monique learning about his would be marriage and saying, "why would I...", which kinda implied (in my own opinion) that he had no interest in Luciana. Add that to the bullshit he would spout off in his POV threads, it's pretty obvious that he has it bad for Setsu.

>>37213810
LEAVE IT IN THE SHEATH

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"What about you, Adrien?" you ask.
"What about... huh?" Adrien seems confused. "I've never had my ass grabbed by random perverts in Marconetti, if that's what you're asking."
"That's not it," you sigh. "I meant what have you been up to lately."
"I'm also curious about that, little brother!" Thierri says, punching his brother's shoulder from around the corner of the table. "There aren't any more Karels running around that we ought to know about, are there?"

That comment from the King causes Karel to choke on her food a little.


>[1/?]

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>>37213844

>>37213810
Setsuranka's a rapier, right? Checked the pommel, still looks painful.

>>37213827
Oh, well duh. Gotta use protection and all that.

>>37213844
>Cue Ariane and Gregory arriving
>Adrien gets pummeled to death

>>37213804
Knowing Monique, who is all "prim" and "proper" as a peacock, he's the type whose committed to the idea that he wouldn't have sex until marriage.

Following that line of thought, he probably won't propose until after Setsuranka has been restored.

>>37213879
>Setsuranka's a rapier, right?
Please, it's a katana. I'm almost certain.

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>>37213844
>tfw virtually every side character we've met is another Karel

>>37213915
Well we'd have to kill Adrian. Hell.. I'd have voted for it in Detroit if I thought we could best him.

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>>37213902
She's a saber.
>picture is only an approximation of type

>>37213894
Ariane wouldn't hit him. She would just smile that one smile that promises to rip him a second asshole and then proceed to do horrible things to it, rounding the day off with a nice round of killing him so hard he dies to death.

>>37213946
She has awful taste in men.

>>37213946
>She's a saber.
No, Arch.
We're talking about Setsuranka now, not Karel.

>>37213971
She considers him to be a... work in progress on the human being side.

>>37213971
Monique did nothing wrong.
He's a good guy.

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>>37214007

>>37214007
Monique, pls go.

>>37214007
guaranteed replies.mpeg

>>37214007
He was a pompous prick who over reacted to everything. Then brought a legendary weapon to a duel so that he could beat a man with a mundane sword.

He lacks honor.

>>37214007
He is the ponciest ponce in all over ponceland.

>>37213844

"No," Adrien replies. "At least, I'm pretty sure..."
"Pretty sure?" Thierri replies.
"Well everywhere that I've uh... done stuff with a girl I've gone back and none of those girls have come back claiming that I impregnated them. So yeah, I'm pretty sure that Karel's the only one."
"Congratulations, Karel," Marianne sighs, "you're an only child after all."
"That's something else that you two have in common, eh?" Sir Vincent laughs.


>[2/?]

>>37214038
>"Well everywhere that I've uh... done stuff with a girl I've gone back and none of those girls have come back claiming that I impregnated them. So yeah, I'm pretty sure that Karel's the only one."
Notice how Carina never interjected this line with a question.

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>>37213957
So, Miya then.

>>37214038
Oh, Vincent.

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>>37214007

>>37214028
Worse. He lacks class.

>>37214038
Rein's tragic death defending Marianne when?

>>37214100
Second to last thread, duh.

>>37214100
Soon, we're nearing the final arc now.

>>37214088
So.. he's a Bolton or... a Frey?

>>37214100
Right after Tina becomes real

>>37214100
I'm hoping the Bad End on the foreveralone Reinhold route is a Heroic Sacrifice.

god damn it i'm a fucking sucker for that shit

How will the history books remember Reinhold?

>>37214142
Same.

>>37214155
They won't.

>>37214155
They wont.

>>37214155
Assuming he marries Luciana and they go on crazy adventures?

Probably as part of the next generation of bro hero/kings.

>>37214155
He'll make it into the Princess Guiness World Record Book for biggest and densest chin

>>37214155
If they do at all, it'll be a footnote attached to someone else of importance, like Luciana, Marianne, or something similar.

>>37214100
I want this to happen.
Then I want Monique to marry Marianne.

>>37213946
That hand guard is going to orifice insertion difficult.

>>37214126
Worse. Those two houses are scumbags who know they're scumbags. They know what they are and they don't care: they're in it for the advancement.

Monique is a scumbag who doesn't see what he really is, telling himself he's all proper and just even when his brother and swordfu are telling him "you went over the fucking line".

>>37214221
They would be the death of each other.

>>37214221
I'm pretty sure Sir Gregory or such other figure would lose it and murder him before that happens.

>>37214155
As the guy beaten by the nth holder of the sealed king Setsuranka.

>>37214221
Well, Marianne would never stand for her husband having another woman, so I guess the first thing she'd do after getting hitched would be to snap Monique's sealed king in half.

>>37214303
Heh, I kinda want that. Cause if a random duel against a random lowborn ends up being significant enough to recodring that means that Monique won't be doing anything meaningful with his life.

>>37214038
>[3/3]

"But back to Reinhold's question," Thierri says, clearing his throat, "what the hell have you been up to lately?"
"Yes, please enlighten us," Marianne says.
"Travelling all over the place, mostly. Before I came back here, I was doing some bounty work over on the Eastern coast... there's a lot of fugitive Devil Children and Contractors and stuff that sneak over to this continent on freight ships and I was paid to bring them back to justice."
"Playing hero, huh?" Thierri says.
"Kinda, I guess," he shrugs. "The coastal nations' treaties with the Eastern continent are fragile enough without their criminals coming over and causing trouble so I was happy to keep things from getting too bad."


>ask him more info about ____
>let him continue his story

>>37214336
>let him continue his story

>>37214336
>>let him continue his story

>>37214336
>let him continue his story
Go on..

>>37214336
>let him continue

>>37214336
>let him continue his story

>>37214336
>let him continue his story
This is his own grave to dig here.

I'm sure he's only a breath away from saying something stupid that will warrant another round of punches.

>>37214336
> Check to see if Carina needs any help with her table manners while Adrien continues his story.

>>37214155
You mean the adoptive father of the mightiest battle maid, Carina of Garache?

Absolutely, who wouldn't know about him?

>>37214336
>let him continue his story
Just wait for the opportunity to hit him again.

>>37214385
This sounds cute

>>37214333
The duel would be a significant moment in his life as it was when he revealed to the world that he had Setsuranka. Reinhold's name would only be mentioned briefly as his opponent at the time. He could still very well go on to do other things of significance.

>>37214385
This sounds cute, let's do this.

>>37214385
Awwww, that's cute. Let's do this.

So Marianne or Luciana remember what happened to us because Adrien stormed off leaving us and go ballistic when?

>>37214421
I'm not sure we ever mentioned that it was Adrien specifically who stormed off and left us alone. At most we told Marie that it was Volkier's buddy.

>>37214406
Shit and if we beat him in the duel Monique will go down as that asshole who had a sealed king and still got the shit kicked out of him.

>>37214336
>>ask him more info about fukkin dragons

>>37214336
>let him continue his story

>>37214336


Seconding >>37214385

>>37214446
Nah, if we beat him it'd be spun as him winning anyway to everyone except history sticklers.
It's like the famous gladiators who lost LOTS of times but kept coming back because they were so popular.

When Monique gets a movie made about him, we'll probably be played by a big black dude using an axe or a club with nails in it. Also we'll be wearing a Mad Max mask.

>>37214434
We did. We gave the two of them the unabridged, full in-depth explanation of our entire childhood.

They're probably letting it slide (at least publicly at the moment) because we're letting it slide. After all, Reinhold is all about "Think positively about the future, don't dwell too long on the past. Be a better person" and all that.

>>37214453
Whoa, watch it with that ambiguous wording.

>>37214385
This.

>>37214385
Do the cute.

>writing

>>37214477
I'd watch Monique: The Movie.

>>37214537
I feel as if there is already a movie somewhere about a guy finding a legendary sword and building his legacy from it.

But beside from the dozen or so King Arthur movies, I can't think of any right now. King Arthur applies to Karel anyway

>>37214496
Watch Rana's ears perk up at that suggestion

"I bet that work paid pretty well, huh," Sir Vincent says.
"Considering how dangerous it was, they didn't have much of a choice but to," Adrien replies. "But mostly, it varied depending on the person they wanted us to go after. The best pay was the stuff they wanted to keep secret, like guys who came over here legally and started doing awful shit under the pretense of 'diplomatic immunity.'"
"Diplo... what?" you ask.


>[1/?]

>>37214734
Densehold strikes again

>>37214760
What? It's a legitimate question. Cariana was thinking the exact same thing.

>>37214734
>"Diplo... what?" you ask.

>inb4 Carina explains it to us.

>>37214776
Actually she got stuck at pretense.

>>37214791
Actually, she became totally lost after Devil Children, Contractors, and Eastern continent.

>>37214734
>Wait, how do you not know that?

>Cateno.

>woops

>>37214780
Yea, I heard it from the man who hurt me down there.

>>37214819
I'm sure she's been called a devil child once or twice in completely different context.

>>37214791
I just assumed she'd been foaming at the mouth for the last quarter of an hour at the sheer spectacle of the feast, not hearing a word anybody says.

>>37214834
>where's Cateno, and what is this massive crater stain?

>>37214760
Not true! This is a perfectly rational question for someone who wouldn't understand the concept of being able to get away with murder simply because they've stepped in another country.

>>37214734

"Basically," Adrien says, turning to you, "there're two countries over there on the Eastern continent. And sometimes they'd have nobles from one country go over to the other on business or whatever... but to keep them from getting hassled by minor regulations that might not exist in their own country, they're exempt from -all- laws."
"So they can do whatever they want?" you ask.
"It's not supposed to be abused, but yeah," he nods. "This is like normal operating procedure over there, so when those countries started doing business with the coastal nations of our continent they expected the same treatment."
"And then they were allowed to run around doing whatever they wanted."
"Under the law, yeah," he nods.
"But I assume that's where you came in?" Marianne asks.
"Exactly."


>[2/?]

Poor Reinhold and Carina. They are literally uneducated hicks in the middle of a bunch of highly educated nobles.

>>37214864
>>37214734
>"Diplo... what?"
>they explain to him what diplomatic immunity is
>"Sounds like bullshit"
>they mostly agree
I can already see it.

>>37214891
Didn't miss a beat. He's used to explaining this to waitresses.

>>37214891
>and then Reinhold went to Marconetti and killed Monique because this diplomunic immatity sounds awesome

>>37214922
Anythings possible when you're banging the kings daughter.

>>37214891

"The guys overseas don't want their countries to look bad thanks to the actions of a couple of bad individuals," Adrien says, "so their consulates would occasionally hire guys like me out to take care of certain problem elements when they'd pop up. Other times, the coastal nations themselves would hire me off the books to do the same thing..."
"If both of them had problems with it then why do they keep up that stupid policy?" Valerie asks. "It sounds like it's just asking to be abused by bad people."
"Because they're morons," Thierri replies.
"Pretty much," Adrien sighs.


>[3/?]

>>37214920
>"Uhh, yeah, that's it baby. Tell me all about those intentional relations and subsequent cross-border law arrangements."

>>37214891
Wait. So he's been semi-openly killing foreign nobles for years and doesn't expect any blow back on Therri or the rest of his friends and family back home?

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>>37214999

>>37215002
See
>>37214986
He was hired by the both the nations they came from and the nations they were bothering

>>37214922
No no. Rein heads to Marconetti, marries Luci, re-enters Granache with diplomatic immunity, exterminated Cateno and then goes home with a clear conscious and no legal repercussions.

>>37214999
To be fair, as someone who studies IR, I find such talk to be a turn on.

>>37215002
Diplomatic immunity, my friend, it works both ways. Besides, he was traveling under an alias the whole time, it's unlikely that anyone would know.

>>37215002
non non

He's been semi-secretly apprehending and/or killing foreign nobles on the orders of both nations involved. They just couldn't "officially" do this stuff because Reasons.

>>37214922
Is Reinhold even strong enough to pull that off?

I remember being in the first Space Princess quest, very cool.

Can anyone briefly describe what has happened in the plot since then?

>>37215045
It'd happen five or six years down the line.

I can already imagine it. Monique would wake up to a pair of sharp, crystalline fingers wrapped around his neck, and then SNAP.

>>37215045
speed over strength, man. Can't defend against a metal Reinmissile when you don't know it's coming until it's already sodomizing you.

>>37215056
>Space Princess quest
What are you talking about? This is Princess Guard Quest.

>>37215032
So Adrien has basically spent the last few years as Operator gonna Operate on behalf of varying countries and racking up huge money while unaware of the existence of his secret, equally as baller child.

Guys... Adrien is Big Boss.

>>37215032
Oh I get why the nations can't do that job openly, I'm just surprised that the nobles aren't trying to get revenge or send a violent message I'd deterrence to the policy's enforcers.

>>37215076
Monique could probably just freeze and shatter a metalhold

>>37215002
How could he not expect his family not to be proud of him when he returns home bathed in the blood of not-Japanese nobility?

>>37215080
This isn't an offshoot of that? I remember the initial choice being whether to run the city guard or the space program, and the opening image was very similar so I assumed this was related.

>>37215097
Sadly, Space Princess Quest died a long time ago.
This one is completely unrelated.

>>37215092
If he knew that Reinmetal was on his way. Tailwind plus about 80 feet, whispered, and he doesn't have to know, unless I'm actually remembering incorrectly and and Setsu has a passive radar for all magical energy in the vicinity, in which case the Reinmissile would be easily detected and evaded.

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>>37215112
A moment's silence for all the quests that didn't make it to the end.

>>37215080
Space Princess quest is the sequel to PGQ where Reinhold and Marianne (True Route) travel the stars while looking for a way home after they accidentally get trapped in and launched into space in a crystal powered space ship created by Niklaus.

>>37214986

"So when one of the Consulate guys first came to me with one of these jobs, I was all 'great, I get to take out people who abuse their noble status,' you know? That's the kind of stuff that we had drilled in our heads since birth NOT to do so that was only extra incentive."
"I bet," Thierri nods.
"Thing is, none of the nobles over there are normal humans," Adrien says. "At all."
"What, so it's like the Western coast where there's a bunch of dragons?" Karel asks.
"Dragons, Contractors, their kids..." he sighs, "...they have some kind of stigma against humans ruling over 'higher lifeforms' on that continent so even if you get elevated TO a noble status you end up getting Contracted or turned into a full-blooded Dragon."
"And that's what you had to fight?" Marianne gasps.
"Yup," he nods.
"Sounds like fun!" Sir Vincent laughs.


>[4/?]

>>37215170
BRILLIANT

>>37215170
That sounds fucking awesome. Shame it'll never happen.

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>>37215165
Fuck Quest and the never born Fuck Quest S2.

>>37215170
Hey now, it could be Reinhold and Luciana. She's a princess too you know.

>>37215112
I miss Space Princess Quest.

>>37215173
>Adrien goes into a prejudiced and vitriolic rant about dragons without knowing about Rana
>This only make him more attractive to her.

>>37215201
But not a princess heir apparent.

She's what, thirtieth in line for the throne of Marconetti? Unless she manages to seduce Thierri after all in which case Celestino would probably bump her up to heir.

>>37215201
Reinhold and Luciana traveling through space would be no where near as entertaining.

>>37215233
If Granache and Marconetti follow basic Agnatic-Cognatic Primogeniture (which is norm), then she'd be like 6th or 7th I think, assuming her elder siblings don't have children.

I would like to thank Crusader Kings II for teaching me medieval succession law.

>>37215173

"So that's what I've been up to for the past few years," Adrien says. "Did such a good job at that stuff that one of the Consulates actually offered to have me ennobled overseas and made into a Contractor..." he laughs, "...but you know, it's not like that had any real appeal to me."
"So you turned them down?" Karel asks.
"Well yeah," he shrugs. "So instead, they were offering to give me an estate over there staffed with some really weird machine maid things... I kind of thought about having one of those sent over here just for the novelty but then I got word about you guys getting attacked so I rushed back here without doing any of that."


>[5/?]

>>37215170
Can it be a sequel where it's just Niklaus in space in a crystal powered space ship built by himself?

>>37215274
>assuming her elder siblings don't have children

>Giancarlo
>Not having kids
Bwahahaha

>>37215112
That was a quest that had truly epic elements to it. I followed it, and I miss it.
>>37215195
Um.... for a smut quest, it was better than I had thought it would be.

>>37215289
This quest has maid-droids?

>>37215289
>I kind of thought about having one of those sent over here just for the novelty but then I got word about you guys getting attacked so I rushed back here without doing any of that."
Reinhold had better ask to hear more about those.

>>37215293
I dunno, as readily as he fucks random women, I'd guess that he would be careful about siring bastards, what with the shitstorm that was his father's ascent to the throne.

>>37215274
>If Granache and Marconetti follow basic Agnatic-Cognatic Primogeniture (which is norm),
You are assuming that they follow common middleage european succesion laws, rather then some convoluted shit a dragon made up.
You are probably right

>>37215293
Bastards don't count unless legitimized or civil war is waged.

...but I have a feeling you may be onto something. That shit would be a nightmare do deal with.

>>37215274
>assuming her elder siblings don't have children
Which they will. If they haven't already.

But Celestino has one hell of a long reign bonus and wants to see M/G reunited so he'd have no trouble changing to elective and getting Luci designated heir if there was good enough reason.

>>37215289
>really weird machine maid things
>without doing any of that

You're killing that one other anon right now.

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>>37215320
It is a bad feeling.

>>37215289
>"Well yeah," he shrugs. "So instead, they were offering to give me an estate over there staffed with some really weird machine maid things... I kind of thought about having one of those sent over here just for the novelty but then I got word about you guys getting attacked so I rushed back here without doing any of that."
His betrayal of Volker is complete.

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>>37215289
>really weird machine maid things
I don't know if this is what I was supposed to imagine but whatever.

>>37215289
>I kind of thought about having one of those sent over here just for the novelty
>but then I got word about you guys getting attacked so I rushed back here without doing any of that.

Depriving us of android maids. Adrien fucks up again.

>>37215291
It could but then it wouldn't be called Space PRINCESS Quest

>>37215301
Yes it was. I am depressed we never saw Alabaster Soliloquy go to college.

>>37215293
Wouldn't his kids parentage be in dispute anyway considering his wife is pretty much a female version of him.

>>37215305
Yeah. Arch talked about them in detail on his ask.fm

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>>37215339
More like this.

>>37215376
Can we fuck it?

>>37215337
Some friend he turned out to be.

>>37215376
>Disgusting fake flesh.
There goes all my interest.

You had one job, archelon.

>>37215366
>his wife is pretty much a female version of him
I swer on me mum m8 if u bash me waifu agen...

>>37215337
Volker wouldn't be interested in fucking a rob-
>>37215376
Well, maybe...

>>37215376
Wait. Are you telling me that moe android maids are a thing in this world?

WHY WEREN'T WE INFORMED OF THIS EARLIER

>>37215379
you reset it down there

>>37215396
Read the askfm. True fans get all the secret goodies.

>>37215387
>>37215366
I don't remember a damn thing about Giancarlo's wife other than she exists.
Did she even get a name?

>>37215417
no idea, but she not only abides by his infidelity, she'll participate if she finds the other woman to be hot enough.

>>37215396
They were mentioned off hand a couple threads ago, then people started asking questions.

>>37215396
But now we have something for Rein to spend his cash on.
Robotic sex maids. Thousands upon thousands of robotic sex maids.

>>37215416
Yes it is the best thing we will get for setting details until we bully arch into making a setting book for us.

>>37215451
which we would never use since we could have ACTUAL maids and a wife that loves us.

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>>37215289
>[6/6]


Just as Emilio inserts himself into the conversation, you're alerted by the sound of coughing coming from your right...

"Carina, I thought I told you not to eat too fast!" Luciana says as she pats the coughing girl's back.
"Whoa, what happened?" you ask. "You okay?
"The food tasted so good that I didn't chew enough," Carina says in between coughs.
"You gotta slow down," you sigh. "Remember what I told you on the way down here? The food isn't going anywhere."
"Yeah but it's like really good!" Carina says excitedly. "I usedta only be allowed to usually eat old stuff but this food's all clean and it's not bitter and nobody ate off it first."

It might not have been GOOD food, but at least you always had fresh non-leftover food to eat when you were her age...

"Well if you like it then you ought to eat it slower," you say. "You can't taste it properly if you just inhale it, you know?"
"You're not one to talk, Reinhold," Luciana cuts back.

Ouch.


>talk to __________

>>37215481
>talk to __________
Emilio.

>>37215481
typical parents, do as I say not as I do.

>talk to Luciana

>>37215481
>talk to Luciana
Time to make over-exaggeratedly polite dinner conversation. Maybe stick our pinkie out as we take a drink. Make use of those damn etiquette lessons we've sat in on.

Perhaps we could ask her whether she likes Kipling.
To which the answer is, of course; "I don't know, i've never kippled!"

>>37215481

>talk to __________
Luciana

"I'll have you know I take a moment to enjoy every bite."

>>37215481
>talk to Luciana
Hey, to be fair, we're sitting amongst people who CONSUME far more than I do in a faster manner. And I'm not even talking about the dragon.

>>37215481
>talk to Luci
Well, I'd ask you to feed me but this isn't the appropriate setting for a repeat of last time.

>>37215481
>Speak with Nico and Sylvie

I realize that Racquel is in the perfect spot to attempt to play footsie with Rein or Emilio. ...If her legs can reach.

>>37215576
Greg would kill us to death.

>>37215528
>>37215540
these are good
Just be cutesy and flirty with her.

>>37215481
Can we feed Luciana turkey legs mouth-to-mouth?

>>37215616
...but he's not here.

Unfortunately, we can't do it in front of Catrina.

>>37215616
Good thing he's not here again

>>37215481
>Talk to Luciana.

>>37215677
Where is he? We need him for awkward social missteps.

>writing

>>37215715
Overing clean up of Salamanders back at Lake Vincent.

>>37215715
trying to convince Ariane not to kill him for completely spilling every bean in the proverbial beanbag about Karel in front of EVERYBODY.

>>37215725
*Overseeing

>>37215735
Some one needs to tell him Rein is a rape victim.

>>37215785
As a rape victim myself I prefer when people don't know. I think Rein is the same.

When you tell someone something like that it defines you in their mind. They start treading on eggshells around you. It's not a nice feeling.

>>37215785
If you tell Greg, you're basically telling everyone in a 50 mile radius.

>>37215828
I think he just wants to see Gregory be hit with a sudden compulsion to shout it at random passers by.

>>37215869
>"Good morning, Sir Gre-"
>"REINHOLD WAS RAPED DAILY FOR SEVEN YEARS, BY A PROSTITUTE!"

>>37215907
>ourself."
BURN IT ALL DOWN

>>37215892
Goddamit I laugh every time I read that.

I have a mental image of him doing this to everyone in the palace once. Except for Adrian. That's how he starts every conversation with him.

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Oh, so that's how it's going to be?

"I'll have you know that I take a moment to enjoy every bite," you say as you most daintily pick up a turkey leg with your pinky finger out and sink your teeth into it. "But if you're still not happy with how fast I eat then feel free to feed me yourself."
"Oh, you think that I wouldn't?" Luciana replies with a wicked grin. "You've already forgotten about the cake?"
"You fed him cake?" Carina asks. "Like a baby?"

More like a baby bird, but-

"Er, never mind that," you say, patting Carina on the head. "Just keep on eating and pace yourself this time, okay?"
"'Kay," Carina nods.


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>>37215955

Heh

I wonder how Sylvie feels about Rein and Luci playing at mommy and daddy.

>>37215988
I'd guess Nicolette's going to great lengths to distract her from them.

>>37215988
Burning napalm jelly, that's what.

>>37215988
As bitter as burnt garlic, as salty as the dead sea, and as sour as eating an entire pack of warheads all at the same time.

>>37216028
shit I want a warhead right now.

>>37216052
I haven't had any warheads since I was a kid and I took a dare to shove as many in my mouth as I could at once. Do they even sell them anymore?

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>>37215955
>[2/2]

Unfortunately, it looks like your antics haven't gone unnoticed.

"Hey Emilio," Racquel calls out from across the table.
"Yes?" Emilio replies, cutting short the conversation that he was having with Adrien about "Marionettes" or some similar word.
"I think that Karel would like you to feed -her-..." she says, laughing in that creepy way that she does.
"Wha..."

Emilio just looks confused, but Karel turns bright red upon hearing Racquel's insinuation.

"See, she wants it," Racquel laughs. "So pick up a turkey leg and- OW!"

Much to everyone's relief, her insinuations are cut short by Valerie pinching her.


>talk to ____ about _____
>just focus on your foodstuffs

>>37216082
I have not seen any in stores in ages.
But I'm sure they're still sold somewhere. You just have to find a novelty/candy store.

shit hipster places like Spencers probably have them still.

>>37216095
>talk to Raquel about Frogs

>>37216095
I'm probably going to hell for this, but fuck it. I want to see this!
>talk to Emilio about feed Karel.

>>37216095
>just focus on your foodstuffs

>>37216123
Or Karel about Rabbits
Or Vincent about Bears
Or Marianne about Llamas
Or Takamaru about Vixens

Topic of discussion is now aminals

>>37216095
>talk to ____ about _____

Everyone
about
Grandma's visit.

i want to see the shocked looks on Adrien and Greagorys faces at once as they both drop their forks.

>>37216095
Ask Carina what she is enjoying the most so far. If she says turkey legs we adopt her on the spot.

>>37216164
Oh man, Granny is going to tear him a new one.
Lets go with letting them know granny is coming to town.

>>37216164
>the shocked looks on Adrien and Greagorys faces
Gregory still isn't here, Anon.

>>37216164
Supporting Agnes-chatter

>>37216095
>>37216164
This

>>37216164
Oh god I want to see the look on Adrien's face. I have a feeling it will be something for us to sketch. Also Gregory isn't here how many times do people have to be told that?

I get the feeling the thread in general obsesses over a few key things; making Reinhold's interests monotonous to the extreme.

>>37216211
Welcome to /tg/.

>writing

>>37216123
If Granache is not-France, do they eat frogs?

>>37216249
I thought it was not!Italy. Or is that Marconetti?

>>37216257
>people with an unnatural pastry obsession
>pasta and gropey motherfuckers
You tell me.

>>37216257
marconetti had a lot of pasta based foods so I'd say italy, granache always felt more france/spain to me

>>37216295
>>37216296
>granache always felt more france/spain to me
Yes but Granache is -cool-.

Explain THAT, if it's supposed to be france.

>>37216257
Granache is France
Marconetti is Italy
Kinsen and Tenryou are both Japan as far as I can tell
Ancellotta, Perricone and Krassato are all some Europe or another but Krassato has lotsa dragons

>>37216306
Arch is both a weeaboo and a ouiaboo

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>>37216306
>implying France isn't cool

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>>37216334
>implying it is

>>37216311
Granache is Savoy to Marconetti's Piedmont.

>>37216306
hey france is cool, when not fighting wars, or being masculine, or not speaking gibberish

>>37216347
But Britain and France are super happy friends now.
They even share aircraft carriers and shit.

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>>37216365
France was the king of wars, they just ran out of good soldiers after getting them all killed in every European war since 1804.

>>37216306
That's where the fact that it's a fantasy setting comes into play!

It's really not that bad.

>>37216327
Japan actually has a huge franceboner for some reason. I dunno why, really, but hey.

>>37216371
That's like, really gay bro.

>>37216386
>Japan actually has a huge franceboner for some reason
And then their tourists have to be admitted to hospital because they can't handle the crushing disappointment that is Paris.

>>37216386
>Japan actually has a huge franceboner for some reason.
Asians all do, really. Then they visit Paris.

>>37216386
>Japan actually has a huge franceboner for some reason. I dunno why, really, but hey.
France was a major modernising influence on Japan, bringing them up to date with the rest of the world, especially their... navy, I believe?

And for an island culture, getting a more modern navy is a hell of a bonus.

So yeah, they've been pretty good chums for a while.

>>37216365
>>37216371
I know, I know. But I play up the rivalry all the time with my French friends. Banter!

>>37216386
The French basically put the most effort into Japan of all western nations during the 19th century and became the biggest weeaboos so Japan responds in kind.

>>37216384
that was old France, new France wishes it was old France but is more like NotCanada

>>37216400
To be fair Paris sucks a bag of dicks. Seriously the French countryside beats the hell out of that shitty city any day.

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"Oh yeah," Thierri points a turkey leg that's been completely stripped of any meat that it once held at you, "before I forget,you have the day off tomorrow."
"Huh?" you raise an eyebrow in surprise. "Because Adrien came back, or..."
"That and some other things," he replies. "The day's events are sure to bring a lot of political crap tomorrow so I want Marianne with me to see how it's handled."
"The Salamanders, right?" Marianne asks.
"Yup," he nods. "Those things, Raoul coming back..."
"And Karel too?" Emilio asks.
"Nah," he shakes his head. "I actually want to keep that a secret for the time being, so I'd appreciate it if you and your sisters would refrain from mentioning that she's actually an adorable Princess in your letters to your parents."
"Umm, sure," Emilio replies in a disappointed tone of voice.
"Very well," Luciana nods. "Elena, that goes for you too."

She's too busy sneaking food to her bunny to listen to what the rest of you are talking about...


>[1/?]

>>37216420
Judging the whole of France based on how shit Paris is is like judging all of America based on NYC or LA. Or Japan by Tokyo.

It's just a bad idea in general.

I do like toronto a lot though

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>>37216386
France and Japan have been copying eachother's shit for like 200 years now

>>37216426
>She's too busy sneaking food to her bunny to listen to what the rest of you are talking about...
Nooo, turkey legs are bad for bunnies! I don't care what Inaba said Elena

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>>37216418
>That feel when Napoleon never got to rebuild Europe into a glorious new golden age
Why did old France have to die?

>>37216437
Judging France by Paris is probably preferable to judging it by somewhere like Marseille.

>>37216426
>I actually want to keep that a secret for the time being
Is this... Thierri showing he actually has some nous?

I like it.

Also, Karel is going 'best uncle ever' in her head for him putting off the inevitable Celestino shitstorm. I guarantee it.

>>37216460
because that midget failed history class and set a bad example for other generals in the future by attack Russia in the winter.

>>37216460
>Let's send the entire army into deepest Russia
That's why.

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>>37216486
>>37216496
B-but it worked for the mongols!

Alright lads place your bets

Are we gonna finish the feast this thread?

>>37216517
I'll give 20:1 on 'no'.

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>>37216426

"Elena!" Luciana shouts.
"What!?" Elena shouts back.
"No telling Father about Karel in your letters home, got it?"
"Wha..." her jaw drops. "Why not!? Karel's awesome and she was really a PRINCESS just like me and that makes her even awesomer! There hasn't been a girl swordie who beat everyone back home since Reinhold's grandma was still doing stuff!"
"That might be so, but you need to keep it a secret for now. Understand?"
"...yeah..." she mumbles.

Though it looks like she's going to as she's told, Elena does not in any way look happy about it. Karel, on the other hand, breathes a sigh of relief.


>[2/?]

>>37216529
I'll bet 50 internets that it does end this thread.

>>37216510

Because.

They attacked from the East

>>37216365
Or being civil and polite people. Seriously, I've spoken to French people who actually chose to study aboard to get away from OTHER French people being obnoxious, judgemental pricks about their decisions. One girl said she got so much shit for dying her hair an off-colour that it bordered on bullying.

Also, the French live right next door to Britain, and yet your average Frenchman will barely speak a word of English, because they think it's beneath them to do so, and they have such a disdainful view on the British. Hell, if you try to speak to them in any other language than French (even if to simply explain that you can't speak French well enough), a lot of them will treat you like some rude savage who doesn't belong in their great country.

My French teacher who spent ten years living there told us this, even. He also explained to us that the key to getting the French to tolerate you is to tell them you don't speak French. In French. Because it appeases them.

The French are jerks, in short.

>>37216510
Nahhh-na-Nahhh!
Na-na-na-naaahhh!

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>>37216544
>mfw the one time i went to France the only way they'd help me was to convince them I was Canadian using very bad french i learned in highschool

>>37216530
Elena's letters to Celestino are just going to be full of shit like "And Karel definitely isn't secretly a girl whose Mom made her dress like a boy in order to fool you and become a swordy. And her and Emilio definitely aren't hitting it off after the revelation which never even happened."

>>37216589
Smooth as silk that one

>>37216589
Honestly that might be the best way to frame it in order to minimise the damage.

Suggest to him that he might get that Granache/Marconetti marriage after all and he'll get a boner as hard as diamonds.

He might be disappointed in Emilio for not snagging Marianne but hey, what are you gonna do.

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>>37216486
>>37216496
Hey, he could have done it if the Russian general wasn't abnormally competent and if his army didn't get diseased on the way there.
He didn't really have the option to pull back after committing was the problem, the loss of face, wealth and men for no gain would have collapsed his network of alliances and puppet states.

>>37216589
I think it would be more amusing if she kept Karels secret but accidentally blabs about Karel and Emilio so he thinks his son has caught the gay.

test

>>37216636
4chan eating your posts?

>>37216636
Tripcode has been figured out!
Time to panic!

>>37216644
Someone on IRC had me worried that 4chan was down, is all.

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>>37216652
Hey Arch look somebody wrote gullible on the ceiling!

>>37216623
>and if his army didn't get diseased on the way there
That's part and parcel of invading Russia though.

>>37216664
hehe gullible on the ceiling!

>>37216530


Still, though... you get a day off! After how stupidly long today's been, being able to do whatever the hell you want for the entire day sounds like HEAVEN. You can goof off with your friends, maybe stop by Sir Gregory's place or visit Citrine early...

"I bet you're happy that you'll get to spend some time with your new little buddy there, huh," Thierri says.
"That and I'll be able to maybe see my grandmother earlier than I thought," you reply.
"Oh, she's arriving tomorrow?" Marianne asks.


>[3/?]

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>>37216694