Welcome back our dark master...

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After taking a moment to wipe the dragon spit off your face, you slowly reach out and pet the creature.

Making a more happy sound, it nuzzles into your hand, and its little tail starts wagging. Suddenly, it nudges you onto your back with is head and floats above your face, licking it once again.

Sitting up and cleaning your face a second time, you start petting the creature again.

"I'm Kaguya," you tell it.

It responds with a loud cry that makes you wonder if it understood you, or is just responding to noise with noise.

Even though you can't tell what it's saying, you can tell that it likes you. And, you suspect that you might have destroyed its home. You wonder how it will do if you leave it out here, or if it will try following you when you leave.

"Do you want to come home with me?" you ask it.

In answer, it makes another of its cries, wags its tail, and nuzzles your hand once again. You're pretty sure that's a yes. You wonder how your parents will react to you having a pet, and then you wonder what you should name it.

"I'll call you....Icarus," you tell it.

It wags its tail and licks you, giving you the feeling it likes its name.

"Wow, a dragon," you hear.

Looking up, you see Gohan floating above the forest, smiling down at you and your new friend.

>A. Say hello

>B. Ask what he's doing here

>C. Ask if he wants the dragon

>D. Introduce him to Icarus

>E. Tell him to go away

>>37142814
>A. Say hello

>B. Ask what he's doing here

>D. Introduce him to Icarus

>>37142814
>>D. Introduce him to Icarus
half sayain meet dragon
dragon meet half saying.

>>37142670
Jesus Christ how can you be this much of a faggot, your previous thread isn't even in autosage yet, at least do Q&A there until it drops off the board, or just continue in that one for fuck's sake, it still has a couple hours of life left in it, FUCK!

>>37142814
D

>A.
"Hi Gohan. Look what I found."

>>37142814
>>A. Say hello
>>B. Ask what he's doing here
>>D. Introduce him to Icarus

>>37142854
Calm down faggot

>>37142814
A and D.

>>37142814
I really hate the fact, you faggots called him Icarus, anyway.

>D. Introduce him to Icarus

Also ask why he's in Saiyan armor.

>>37142854
Wait, why is this a big deal? It's been almost a day since his last post on that other thread. Why not start a new one?

>>37142951
Because it just pushed another thread off the board.
Who gives a shit how long it's been since his last post in the thread, holy shit, are you people retarded? Is it so much to ask that you don't make needless threads all the fucking time?

>A. Say hello

>D. Introduce him to Icarus

>>37142814
>A. Say hello
>D. Introduce him to Icarus

>>37142921
Meh, Icarus is fine, it even ties in with our recent lesson in Hubris. He's in battle armor because it's been like half an hour since we got wished to earth from Namek. Kid probably hasn't been home yet.

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"Hi Gohan, look what I found!" you say in greeting to your friend.

Gohan smiles and lands next to you, in front of the surprised dragon. Icarus eyes the new arrival a bit nervously.

"This is Icarus," you tell Gohan. "Icarus, this is Gohan."

"Hi, Icarus," Gohan says, smiling.

The dragon takes a cautious step forward, sniffs Gohan, then licks his face, drawing a laugh from the young half-Saiyan.

"So, what are you doing here?" you ask Gohan.

He smiles, petting Icarus as he looks at you.

"Great news!" he tells you. "It turns out the dragon has two wishes left!"

>A. Ask how that's possible

>B. Ask where the dragon is

>C. Say nothing

>>37143193
>>A. Ask how that's possible

>>37143193
>B. Ask where the dragon is

>>37143193
>A. Ask how that's possible

Magic is such baloney!

>>37143193
>A. Ask how that's possible

>>37143193
>A. Ask how that's possible
>B. Ask where the dragon is

>>37143193
>>A. Ask how that's possible
what?

>>37143193
>A. Ask how that's possible
He can revive allot of people if the cause was from a group right, or is that shenron?

>>37143193
>>A. Ask how that's possible
Everyone knows the dragon can only grant one wish, unless it's totally swole.

>>37143193
>B. Ask where the dragon is
We already know how it's possible though.

Motherfucking magic.

>>37143193
>A. Ask how that's possible
>>37143270
Something of the lines of "Revive those that were killed on Earth by the Ginyu Squad and friezas men:

>>37143301
sooo what your saying is aint gotta explain shit

>>37143270
Nope, Parunga is one at a time. We could wish that he had the ability to bring multiple people back to life and then wish that multiple people were brought back to life, I guess.

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"How's that possible?" you ask.

"Apparently, when Guru came back, the dragon was restored to full power," he tells you. "And, we only used one wish to bring everyone back from Namek. So, we have two left!"

"So, where's the Dragon?" you ask.

"I'll show you," he says. "Follow me!"

>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus

>B. Tell him you want to bring Icarus home first

>C. Tell him to go ahead without you

>D. Tell Icarus to stay here

>>37143389
>>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus
bringing the dragon.

>>37143389
>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus

>>37143389
>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus
Maybe they're related. You never know.

>>37143389
>a

>>37143389

>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus

>>37143389
>>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus
Dragon Buddies!

>>37143415
Now I kinda wish we used that anon's suggestion of naming him Shenshort.

>>37143389
Was chiaotzu even revived with the rest or namek or was he killed again?

>>37143389
>A. Tell him you're bringing Icarus

Let's not keep the wish granting dragon waiting. Who knows when Guru will bite the dust?

>>37143389
So.. what/who are we gonna use the wishes for?

>>37143463
He wasn't revived since the earth's dragonballs were used to revive everyone on namek and he already got brought back to life by them once.

>>37143389
Wasn't it like Six wishes, after Guru dies they select someone else and somehow that reset the count

>>37143389
>D.
Probably not a good idea to show Icarus another dragon, especially a huge monster dragon from space, he'd probably freak out and run away.

>>37143505
Aw crap. We have 3 people to revive and only 2 wishes.

>>37143482
I'd assume Tien and Chiaotzu

>>37143577
Tenshinhan, Chao Zu and...?

>>37143482
Vegeta.

>>37143609
Vegeta

>>37143609
Vegeta.

>>37143549
Later, Porunga's power is strengthened by Moori to bring back as many lives as needed without any reduction in the remaining number of wishes.
So after Guru kicks the bucket the dragon becomes stronger,
>>37143644
Can be revived withing less than a year since the Namek year is shorter than on Earth

>>37143580
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's going to be Tien and Vegeta. Chiaotzu was pretty much ready to stay dead after he died since he knew earth's dragon balls wouldn't revive him. Plus no one wants to make Trunks not happen and we'll justify that with non-OOC reasons.

>>37143577
I'm sure Vegeta's just fine in Hell, killing Ginyu over and over.

>>37143666
But I'm pretty sure it goes from having 3 wishes to having two when this happens though.

>>37143675
Tien won't come back without Chiaotzu.

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>>37143675
Nappa. We need Vegeta to ride herd on nappa.

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>>37143684
Vegeta would make it far easier to keep Nappa in line long enough for redemption, remember?

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>>37143653
Yeah, no.
As entertaining as Veggie is, no way we're bringing him back. Enemy of my enemy doesn't apply anymore now that Frieza's dead and he hasn't exactly shown any real signs of redemption up until his death.
Shame about Trunks though.

>>37143721
No, it still 3. During the buu saga they had to bring back the Earth, revive everyone, and give Goku his strength back

>>37143764
I'm pretty sure more of the thread wants him back. We're getting him back.

>>37143765
Oh, my bad! Yeah, you had it right.

>>37143764
I get where you're coming from man but I almost feel like its not Dragon Ball Z without Vegeta around somewhere you know?

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"I'm bringing Icarus," you tell Gohan.

Icarus whines and wags his tail.

Gohan smiles. "Alright, well let's go!"

You and Gohan take to the sky, Icarus happily following. The two of you need to slow down a bit for the dragon to keep up, but it doesn't take too long for you to reach your destination; a farm just outside of West City. And, as you approach, you see that Porunga, and your friends, are already there.

You land beside Dende, Gohan doing the same. Icarus, on the other hand, cowers before the massive Dragon. Porunga, taking notice, looks at Icarus, and, with a flash of his eyes, calms the little dragon.

"You have five wishes remaining," Porunga announces.

>A. Five? Did they make a wish yet, or is this the first one?

>B. Ask what the first wish was for

>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back

>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back

>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back

>F. Remain silent

>>37143747
The trick will be keeping Vegeta from offing Nappa someday.

>>37143389
A, and if there's anything edible on us give Icarus a snack. Food means bestestbuddies!

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>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back

>>37143849
>A

>>37143849
>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back
>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back
>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back
Welp, looks like little green gets to go home to his new home

>>37143764
He helped is fight Freiza and kept our friends alive on Namek

>>37143849
>B. Ask what the first wish was for

>>37143849
>>A. Five? Did they make a wish yet, or is this the first one?
>>B. Ask what the first wish was for
>>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back
>>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back
>>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back
All of the above.

>>37143849
>5 wishes
Well Merry Fucking Christmas to us then!
>B. Ask what the first wish was for

>>37143862
Derp, late due to taking too long to type. Strike that.

>>37143849
>>A. Five? Did they make a wish yet, or is this the first one?
That doesn't add up here with Gohan's two wishes comment. Not that we don't trust him, we're just six and confused! (there will be much staring back and forth)

>>37143849
>B

Need to know what's going in first mang

>>37143849
>B. Ask what the first wish was for
>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back
>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back
>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back
Goku is dog sitting Nappa at the moment, im guessing.

>>37143849
>>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back
>>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back
>>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back
Wish for Bardock, to be brought back to life on earth.

>>37143849
First Tien and Chaotzu, then we wish for Vegeta to forever be denied immortality, be it via the dragonballs or any other means, THEN we bring him back. Can't take any risks with him.

>>37143849
>C, D, and E
I mean, talk it over with everyone first. But yeah.

>>37143849
>A. Five? Did they make a wish yet, or is this the first one?

>B. Ask what the first wish was for

We should have the last wish be Death has permanent consequences.

>>37143849
>B. Ask what the first wish was for
>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back
>D. Wish for Chiaotzu to be brought back
>E. Wish for Vegeta to be brought back

>>37143849
G. WISH FOR IMMORTALITY.

>>37143849
I kind of want to give Chiaotzu a chance to learn from King Kai but so long as he and Tien can come back together they're probably happy.

Can we sneak in a wish to ask for the ability to teleport? Shit is super useful.

>>37144017
Let's do that after we've grown up. Being an eternal six year old would suck.

>>37143849
A

If there is a wish left, wish for Goku to learn Instant Transmisson, then learn it from him

>>37143953
>Bardock, to be brought back to life on earth.
He can't bring back someone who isn't dead.

>>37143849
Wish for the Supreme Kai of Time to be our Waifu!

>>37144084
Even assuming the special actually happened, he would have died by old age at this point anyway

Vegeta should be our last wish, just to keep him from preempting one for his own desires. God help the universe if Cell gets ahold of Immortal Vegeta.

>>37144043
>Let's do that after we've grown up. Being an eternal six year old would suck.
Ask Garlic Jr.

>>37144084
What? He's deader than dead, like super dead. Or did that change?

>>37144043
>Let's do that after we've grown up. Being an eternal six year old would suck.
>He doesn't want eternal youth
>He doesn't want eternal /ss/

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Depends on if the Special, Xenoverse, or Neither is canon. In Online/Xenoverse he gets pulled out of time and brainwashed by Miira.

>>37144117
we've already seen Bardock once before by time traveling. Regardless of what canon says, he definitely existed in this game

>>37143849
>>C. Wish for Tien to be brought back

>>37144119
Okay Cell is the spiritual liege of Bullshit but that transcends bullshit if Dr. Geronimo can bullshit immortality into him.

How could he even do that?

It's fucking comsic magic

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"Five?" you ask.

"But, I thought you could only grant three!" Gohan says.

"We asked Porunga to give us six wishes, since we were just going to gather the Dragonballs again in another few months," Dende explains. "And, since most of the wishes we have planned are easy, he agreed, but said he'll need more time to rest once it's done."

"Did you make any wishes yet?" you ask.

"We wished for a new Planet Namek!" he tells you excitedly.

"And we have five wishes left," Krillin says from behind you. "We'll use one to wish the Nameks to their new home, and two to wish our friends back. Then we'll have two wishes left!"

"One wish left, Krillin," Goku tells him. "We're bringing back Vegeta too."

"Fine..." Krillin grumbles.

"Dende, can you wish for Tien to be brought back?" you ask.

Dende makes the wish in Namekian. A moment later, you feel Tien's energy in West City.

"It is done," Porunga announces. Then, with another flash of his eyes, the dragon brings Tien to you and the others.

"Next, Chiaotzu," Krillin tells Dende.

Dende makes the wish, but Porunga shakes his head.

"I am sorry, but I cannot grant this wish," Porunga tells you all.

>A. Ask why not

>B. Wish Vegeta back

>C. Stay silent

>>37144146
18 is youthful. Dralo would probably just use being eternally six years old as a justification for no waifus ever.

...

>Wish for immortality

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>>B. Wish Vegeta back

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>>37144119
Okay Cell is the spiritual liege of Bullshit but that transcends bullshit if Dr. Geronimo can bullshit immortality into him.

How could he even do that?

It's fucking comsic magic

>>37144146
>Ever wanting /ss/

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not
>B. Wish Vegeta back
Must be training with King kai

>>37144205
>>A. Ask why not
With a sniffle, because Chiaotzu is someone we like!

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not

>>37144214
>Dralo would probably just use being eternally six years old as a justification for no waifus ever.
I could deal with that. Waifu fags a shit anyway, waifudom should only be casual.

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not

>>37144205
Oh god, it's Chaotzu's second time isn't it?
I completely forgot about that.
>G. Remember to kick Piccolo's green ass for that sometime later.

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not
Aw damn, Tien's gonna be upset

>>37144205
>A. Ask why not
>B. Wish Vegeta back
He is busy training with King Kai, might have been something that happen in Namek that he wants to get stronger

>>37144247
Prounga doesn't have a problem with that though. We probably have to wish Chiaotzu's soul to earth then wish him back to life though.

>>37144267
Oh, I get it.
Now we don't have a wish to abuse.

>>37144205
>>A. Ask why not
>>B. Wish Vegeta back
>>37144267
Or he might have pulled a Goku and used one of the Ginyu's ship

>>37144205
>B. Wish Vegeta back

>>37144293
Recoom annihilated him before our very eyes. I don't think he's traveling the galaxy at the moment.

>>37144288
Well it was like that in canon too. I do hope at least Goku learns the instant transmission somehow. Just so long as someone has it.

I guess this is where the swordos use a wish to prevent Vegeta from getting immortality

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You feel your heart sink at Porunga's declaration. You have to fight back tears as you look up at the massive dragon.

"W-why not?" you ask with a sniffle.

"The soul of the one called Chiaotzu is currently located on Planet Namek, a planet which no longer exists," he explains. "Were I to bring him back to life, he would immediately die once again in the cold vacuum."

"Wait," Tien says. "Couldn't we wish for his soul to be moved to Earth, then wish him back?"

"You could," Porunga confirms. "But, that would take two of your remaining wishes."

"It doesn't matter, do it," Krillin tells Dende.

The small Namekian makes the wishes, and moments later, your tiny, floating friend appears, smiling happily at everyone.

>A. Wish back Vegeta

>B. Greet Chiaotzu

>C. Speak to Tien

>D. Stay silent

>>37144423
>B
welp looks like no room for vegetable
oh well

>>37144423
>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>A. Wish back Vegeta

>>37144423
>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>A. Wish back Vegeta

>>37144423

>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>C. Speak to Tien
>A. Wish back Vegeta

We need to make sure Tien knows it was Ginyu who offed him in Vegtable's body

>>37144423
>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>A. Wish back Vegeta
"So now you know Hell is real and that it is run by German dudes"

>>37144423
>>A. Wish back Vegeta

>>37144423
>>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>>A. Wish back Vegeta
In that order.

Also, I'd love to ask Porunga if he's at all related to Icarus...shame we couldn't wish to let Icarus speak.

>>37144423
>>A. Wish back Vegeta
Our buddy is back! Yay!

>>37144423
>B. Greet Chiaotzu
>C. Speak to Tien
>A. Wish back Vegeta IN HIS OWN BODY

>>37144423
>B. Greet Chiaotzu

>>37144423
Ask if Vegeta has retained his physical body in hell and if he has, wish for him to step on a rake and hit his nose.

So do we hug him and say "our punching bag is back"

Make sure we wish Vegeta back into his own body

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>Wish back Vegeta IN HIS OWN BODY
This suddenly makes me imagine wishing Vegettia back as a woman.

>>37144487
"Did they ask to wrassle ya?"

>>37144546
Yeah since we seem to be wishing him back we need to be specific.

>>37144515
Pretty sure Porunga isn't as douche as Shenron when it comes to wishes, since he does warn you and he knows what you meant

>>37144550
I read that as
>Wishing Vegeta back as a black woman

>>37144423
>A. Wish Vegeta back in his OWN body with His OWN soul

>>37144573
even better. Vegetaquisha.

Damn it's too bad we don't have a spare wish left over. It would have been hilarious to wish for something nice for the dragon granting the wishes. Porugna would become even more of a bro.

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>>37144573
And this photo comes up again.

>>37144600
Second, don't want to wake up to Vegeta posing

>>37144567
They're both pretty good about it. Porunga just isn't bothered as often since he hasn't had a group call him up every year since they first found him so he's more chill. You still have to be somewhat specific with some wishes. Piccolo's arrival on Namek for example.

>>37144423
>"The soul of the one called Chiaotzu is currently located on Planet Namek, a planet which no longer exists," he explains. "Were I to bring him back to life, he would immediately die once again in the cold vacuum."
Technically, there are ways around that, though it would require King Kai to get off his ass.

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>>37144550
Vegeta wouldn't give a fuck as long as he stays a saiyan.

>>37144664
It is an ancient and powerful ass, we should not push our luck.

In Character wise, why do we want to wish Vegeta back to life?

I'm recalling the story before but I don't see a point in revivng him.

Kind of a prick>

>>37144685
... Yeah I definitely wouldn't mind. 8/10

>>37144685
Yes he would, like when he gets all butthurt that he has to wear pink.

>>37144685
Ahh, the multiverse. That's a pretty fun comic, all things considered.

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You can't hide from it forever

>>37144712
Signed.

>>37144708
Because we don't like the idea of people we know staying /dead/ - especially when they've been on our side, in some way.

>>37144717
Wasn't it more that everyone was making fun of him because of it? He wouldn't care all that much otherwise I think.

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>>37144733
BACK, FIEND!

>>37144708
Because he technically did help save our friends' lives on Namek and helped us personally defeat Freiza, even though he was more concerned about saving himself

>>37144748
Nah, he was a bit butt flustered over the slight emasculation that wearing that shirt caused. If he really hated it though he could have just gone bear chested so it wasn't as bad as DBZ abridged.

>>37144717
The shirt wasn't even that bad. It was just the combination with those awful yellow slacks.

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>>37144748
That and he wanted his saiyan armor and got some peasenty Earth clothes instead.

>>37144722
It's not bad. The authors have some really retarded views on a few things that contradict with canon though.

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>>37144685
Which chapter are those from?

>>37144836
Maybe, but at least they actually went out of their way to declare how retarded mary sue characters are and that they don't use them.

>>37144840
Assuming those file names mean anything, whatever chapter pages 478 and 479 is on.

So, are fellow questers planning on moving towards a "Widespread empowerment of Earth with Spacetech and UNLIMITED POTENTIAL so straight up massacres don't happen again", "Prepare trusted elite human guardians to defend Earth against alien threats", "Keep reliving DBZ w/Kaguya", or "Just be a kid again, Kaguya"?

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"Hi Chiaotzu, welcome back!" you say happily upon seeing your friend.

He grins. "Thanks!"

"You have two wishes remaining," Porunga announces.

"Well, I guess it's time to wish back Vegeta," Krillin groans.

"Are you sure?" Dende asks reluctantly.

"Yes. Please, wish him back," you tell him.

Dende sighs and makes the wish.

A moment later, you feel Vegeta's energy in West City, and an instant after that, the Saiyan prince appears, looking around angrily.

"You...." he growls.

"You have one wish remaining," Porunga says, getting Vegeta's attention.

"Yes, this is my chance!" Vegeta yells excitedly, turning to Dende. "Tell the dragon to grant me immortality, or I'll kill every last one of you Namekian slugs!"

The assembled Namekians glare at Vegeta, as Dende takes a nervous step back.

"You have until the count of three!" Vegeta shouts to Dende.

"I-I...I don't..." the little Namekian stammers.

"Dende, make the wish," Krillin instructs, throwing a wink Dende's way.

Dende smiles, nods, and turns to the Dragon. After saying a few words in Namekian, Dende, along with the other Namekians other than Piccolo, vanish in flashes of light.

Vegeta looks around in shock, trembling with barely contained rage.

"WHERE DID THEY GO?!" he demands.

>A. To New Namek

>B. You don't know

>C. Say nothing

>>37144903
>>C. Say nothing

>>37144903
>C. Say nothing
Let Goku handle it, lets go talk with Gohan

>>37144903
>B

>>37144836
True, though some of the ideas like the entire Namekian race fusing into one super warrior and turtle hermit Krillen make it all worth it.
>>37144862
Well, they did give spolight to a few OCs, but I liked hem. The mary sue joke kinda fell flat after Broly's power was maximum, though.

>B. You don't know
have you considered not being a dick Vegeta?

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>>C. Say nothing
Shrug, completely innocently.

>>37144894
>C. Point at Vegeta and laugh, but don't answer his question.

>>37144903
>>C. Say nothing

Just give him a disappointed look. Like you do when a kid acts bad and should know better.

>>37144894
Little of Column A, B and D. Kaguya enjoys being a kid for a bit while he trains up his friends and the Z fighters then transitions into earth defense and expansion post Cell.

vegeta's immortality boner is so hard it's drawing the blood away from his brain if he thinks he can do shit with us standing next to him
>>37144903
>C

>>37144903
>B.
Fuck you, be glad we didn't leave you dead.

>>37144903
C. Say nothing

We learned a lesson from this whole experience. A lesson Vegeta tried to tell us on Namek. We're going to give him a break.

>>37144903
>C. Say nothing
"By the way your dog is back"

>>37144990
We don't want Vegeta to kill Nappa out of pure frustration after all this.

>>37144894
Uplifting the human race would be a cool longterm goal but it's way too big for a six year old to think about, so for now my personal goal in this threat is to annoy Vegeta as much as possible.

>>37145015
It'd be fun to watch, though.

>>37144903
"Hey how about that! You've been miraculously brought back to life along with your Heterosexual life partner for a chance NOT to go to hell the next time you die! Isn't that great Vegeta, knowing you don't have to suffer eternal torment for forever because you were a MASSIVE JERK to EVERYONE you ever met? Wow, fortune must really favor you that there are such forgiving people in the world to give you a second chance after you repeatedly threaten them."

I hope we're still in agreement about wingmanning for Yamcha

>>37144903
Wait, why is the dragon speaking English, but can only receive wishes in Namekian? Eh whatever. I'll just pretend the Namekians are the only ones who understand him and Vegeta is just responding to the fact that a giant dragon is sitting in front of him.

>>37145060
We'll find him a nice normal girlfriend, then he can retire from Z Fighting and maybe take up baseball.

>>37145060
Totally. For the non Bulma girls out there that are more his speed.

>>37144894
We've tried to beef up the other Z fighers. We're also gonna train with our friends, and we plan on geting both 17 and 18 on our side, but trained and relevan. We just haven't had much time.

>>37144903
>>37144903
"I'm surprised. I thought you would rely on your own power to become the strongest, not some wish granting balls."
Play to his pride.

>>37145075
He could speak and understand English in the anime, but wishes had to be made in the Namekian language. It was a safety measure to keep outsiders from abusing the powers of the dragonballs

>>37145054
OH GOD YES THIS

>>37145085
>Explicitly have the power to make other humans stronger
>Make Yamcha retire from fighting

>>37145054
I'm actually liking this. We just did Vegeta the biggest favor in the universe, and lighting into him and calling him names/ Total six year old move, even for Kaguya. Rip Vegeta a new one for being a big dumb jerk.

>>37145015
He might have more fun killing Turles and the rest of his crew, if we are going tree of might route right now.

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Cause fuck if that was...

>>37145116
Oh okay, thanks! I guess I blanked out on that!

>>37145133
Yamcha never really had his heart into it, he seemed more comfortable living a normal life then fighting to save the world.

>>37145054
Still Six years old buddy
Nah

>>37145054
And remind him of what we did to Frieza, the guy who he's attacks didn't affect at all

>>37145148
I'm pretty sure they're all asexual. Pretty sure.

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>>37145114
Nice!

>>37145167
[insert joke about Yamcha's heart constantly ending up somewhere else]

Let's not say anything; let's just beat the shit out of Vegeta again and again for the next few years.

We can call it tortu-ah, training.

>>37145060
Small well-behaved kids are the fucking perfect wingmen. I'm just imagining telling some women our names and trying to hold our anger in when they make jokes about how it's a girl's name.

>>37145054
As
>>37145179
said

>>37145167
That was only after he died and was completely out classed by everything the gang was meeting even after training his hardest. Android arc was what sealed it for him.

He's been a bro to us though so I want to help him whether by helping him get stronger or helping him pick up chicks. Whatever works.

>>37145219
Replace Heterosexual Life partern with BFF and its fine.

>>37145196
I remember King Piccolo just throwing up eggs so.. yeah, probably.

>>37145148
I know that feel

>>37145250
>all his monsters are just the larva state of Namekians

I just shivered.

>>37145167
I'm sure we could motivate him with the right incentive.
Like if we promised him the ability to beat up Vegeta in front of Bulma
>>37145148
How would that even work with their clone-egg-vomitting reproductive cycle?

>>37145276
nah those are just mutants.

>>37145240
>Replace Heterosexual Life partern with BFF and its fine.
I don't see why every character /tg/ plays has to become a sarcastic monologuing cunt or beta supreme

>>37144903
This:
>>37145114

>>37145293
>Omit the asexual reproduction
>Introduce Genitals
>Watch Anon die from want

>>37145276
Remember when Yajirobi killed and ate a dude?

You know the best way to fuck with Veggy?

We can unlock the potential of people to give them infinite potential power the same way we have.

Let's give all of our friends that ability, but never Vegeta. I can imagine no worse hell for him than to be forever outclassed by everyone around him.

>>37145388
that will just make him go SSJ faster. Hate is a very powerful emotion.

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>>37144913
>>37144934
>>37144954
>>37144962
>>37144965
>>37144990
The only answer you give Vegeta is a disappointed look and an innocent shrug.

"Someone better tell me what happened pretty damn fast, or I'm going to start killing you weaklings," Vegeta promises.

"They went to a new Planet Namek," Piccolo tells them. "None of us know where that is."

Vegeta struggles to contain his anger, eyes roaming the remaining people as if deciding who would be the most fun to kill. His eyes eventually come to rest on you, and the hatred in them makes him pretty hard to look at.

"And if you're getting any stupid ideas about causing trouble, keep in mind that both Goku and Kaguya are more powerful than you," Piccolo tells him.

Vegeta looks towards you again. "You've humiliated me, wounded me, taken away my chances at immortality, stopped me from killing my enemies, and mocked my pride. Believe me child, I will not forget any of that. You might be stronger than me for now, but I promise you, one day I will become a Super Saiyan. When that day comes, you will be nothing compared to me! And I'll make sure to prove it."

>A. You look forward to that fight

>B. Tell him Nappa is alive

>C. Say nothing

>D. Tell him that this is his second, and last chance; if he dies again, you won't bring him back

>>37145179
Six-year-old addition!

*Ahem*

"Shut up!"

Vegeta looks at us in rage and begins a retort

"No, we just gave you back your life! My dad told me bad people go to a bad place when they die and I'm pretty sure that's where you were! We just saved you from being there forever and the first thing you do is be a big jerk again!"

Vegeta: "What do you expect me to do?"

"Say thank you! Not threaten to kill everyone!"

>>37145405
>A. You look forward to that fight

MUH DICK

>>37145405
E: THIS
>>37145420

>>37145405
>>B. Tell him Nappa is alive
and blast off to see parents.

>>37145405
>>A. You look forward to that fight
>>B. Tell him Nappa is alive
"Bitch, I let you kill Frieza and I even brought you back to life after Ginyu kicked your ass."

>>37145405

>A. You look forward to that fight
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive
>D. Tell him that this is his second, and last chance; if he dies again, you won't bring him back

"You mentioned something about Freeza's family. Mind filling us in on that now?"

>>37145405
>.A

>>37145405
>A. You look forward to that fight
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive
With a big smug grin

>>37145405
Didn't he tell us not to show mercy? Shouldn't we like, attack him? We could tell him Frieza is probably still alive too, considering the wish didn't bring him back and to Earth.

>>37145405
Yeah, this.

>>37145420

>>37145405
>A. You look forward to that fight
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive

>>37145405
>A
>B
>D

>>37145454
Second on this, might be a good idea that frieza may or may not be alive because of the wish king kai pulled.

>>37145405
E. Break his neck with a punch.

Didn't we learn giving mercy to faggots was a bad thing?

>>37145405
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive

>>37145405
>A. You look forward to that fight
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive

>>37145448
Sad thing is, even if Vegeta had wished for Immortality, Ginyu would have still killed him unless the immortality transfers bodies with him.

>>37145405
>A.
>B.

>>37145505
>>37145466
Vegeta is the only time that has worked out so far. His redemption will pretty much determine whether we show mercy in the future.

>>37145553
Vegeta only stops being a cunt after Future Trunks though.

>>37145405
>D.
"We could have left you dead on Namek, we gave you a chance at a new life, now prove that you deserve it. All you need to do is not be an angry stupid petty monkey-man anymore."
>B.
"And the same goes for Nappa."

>>37145593
He can be a cunt without being a real bad guy.

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>>37145614
>monkey-man

Let's leave race out of this one.

>>37145405
"While you're remembering all that be sure to include the part where I kept you from giving up against Frieza and let you get the finishing blow on the guy who blew up your planet."

>>37145405
>A. You look forward to that fight
>B. Tell him Nappa is alive

>>37145641
We'll stop with the monkey comments when Vegeta stops all but literally throwing his shit at everyone he doesn't like.

>>37145693
THis is a good point

>>37145693
Nah, Frieza was constantly going on and fucking on about the monkey thing. I don't want to be associated with the stupid crap that guy was spouting out.

>>37145693
Nah, it's like calling someone a nigger when you have two black friends who you genuinely like standing right there. Remember that Gohan and Goku are both dirty monkeys.

>>37145693
Kaguya is a good boy, not a racist asshat.

>>37145786
We should hang out with Vegeta more.

>>37145786
>>37145774
>>37145748
Okay, fine, we'll refrain from calling him a monkey then.
He is literally from a race of weremonkeys though.

>>37145786
He's also six, very traumatized, and I'm starting to suspect there's a very real chance Future Trunks will see him, immediately burst into screams of horror and fly away back in his time machine.

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>>37145786
>asshat

Man, forget recruiting the Ginyu's, Nappa or Broly we'll be lucky if Vegeta doesn't stay a villain at this rate. Everything Kaguya touches turns to ash.

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>>37145862
The PC term is trans-ape-kin

>>37145872
What if there is no Future Trunks? What if the person from the Future just immediately tries to kill poor old Kags?

>>37145912
PC can go suck on frieze's dick and die.

>>37145922
>it not being Future Kaguya instead

>>37145908
Then it's time we try harder. Besides, we managed to get our friends back this time, so it isn't a true loss.

>>37145922
>Old Kaguya returns to kill young Kaguya after regretting killing everything.

>>37145922
A self fulfilling prophecy wherein Kags becomes the end game bad guy is set in motion.

>>37145922
>random guy tries to kill Kaguya
>from future
>is actually future Kaguya
>"i came back to kill myself, because without me around everything would have been so much better"

>>37145932
>>>/pol/

This is DBZ time

>>37145972
>Then Kaguya became Archer
>Then Kaguya became a Sword

Plot tweest

We fall ill

Perspective change to Goku

>>37145999
Kaguya was always pretty gar though.

>>37144043
Why does no-one ever wish to be Omnipotent? Or at least to be able to grant their own wishes

>>37145908
I feel like Kaguya is just the wrong person to talk to Vegeta, we already have too much history with him.
We should introduce him to Bulma. Or better yet, Launch. I think he'd like her.

>>37146039
It might be out of the dragon's power to do that. Or the dragon expects everyone to follow the universal rule of Don't Be A Dick With Your Wishes.

>>37146039
Because it isn't a valid wish. If "I wish to be stronger than Freezia" can't work, then neither can that.

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>>37145420
>>37145437
>>37145443
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>>37145463
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>>37145488
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>>37145513
>>37145528
>>37145657
"That sounds like a fun fight," you tell him.

He chuckles. "I imagine it will be."

"By the way, Nappa is alive," you tell him.

"What? That bald-headed buffoon is back?" Vegeta asks, seeming only mildly interested.

"Hey, isn't he supposed to be your friend?" Krillin asks in disgust of Vegeta's dismissal of Nappa.

Vegeta snorts. "A real Saiyan has no "friends". We have a comradery as fellow warriors, but Nappa showed himself to be a weakling in his fight against Kaguya. He's not worthy of being called a Saiyan, and not worth my time."

"Shut up!" you yell at Vegeta.

His attention snaps back to you, rage returning to his expression.

"Don't say anything!" you warn. "My dad told me bad people go to a bad place when they die, and I'm pretty sure you went there! We just saved you from being there forever, and the first thing you do is be a big jerk again!"

He laughs. "And what do you expect me to do?"

"Say thank you! Not threaten to kill everyone and call them worthless!" you shout.

Vegeta stares at you, as does everyone else. For several moments, there is silence. Then, Vegeta throws back his head, shaking with laughter.

"You no nothing, kid," he tells you, getting himself under control. "And at this rate, you'll never understand what it means to be a true warrior."

>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him

>B. Say nothing

>C. Tell him that next time, you won't be bringing him back

>>37146039
Dragon can't grant Omnipotency since it can't do anything beyond it's creator's power. Wishing to be able to grant wishes could be a monkey's paw but it's theoretically worth a try. Wishing for the ability to make our own set of Dragon Balls would be awesome though. They'd be ridiculously strong.

>>37146050
That's why Bulma and Trunks come into his life.

>>37146074
>>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him

>>37146074
>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him

I can't believe we wasted our wish on getting them to their new home, instead of making EVERYONE in our group immortal. It would have been awesome.

>>37145999
>Then Kaguya became Archer

>Hey Veggie
>Veggie?
>Veggie?!
>VEGGIIIIIEEEEE
>WHAT?!
>...Danger zone.

>>37146074
>.A

>>37146074
>D
Tell him he's the one who nos nothing.

>>37146074
A.

What a Legendary Super Dick.

>>37146074
>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him
Then Vegeta had a family and became soft

>>37146074
>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him

>>37146074
>>B. Say nothing

"I'm still six. I'm learning as I go."
Then after a short pause
"You were right about the Ginyu force though. What are you planning to do now? Go and fight Frieza's family and there organization?"

>B. Say nothing

We've learned our lesson, we now know he was right before. We're too soft.

>>37145872
It turns out in Future Trunks timeline Cell used Ginyu's changing technique on us, and now we have to fight our Future self that is even more dangerous than perfect cell or it turns out imperfect cell got the jump on our future self and absorbed us

>>37146099
Wish for the dragon balls to stay in one place once they're done, then wish for them to be usable again immediately after being used, Bam, infinite wishes.

>>37146074
A.

"If being a true warrior means abandoning everyone who ever helped you, then I'm glad I'll never be that!"

>>37146174
I think them going inert is to gather power so they can grant another wish. They probably can't constantly be used like that without destroying them.

>>37146074
Looks like we're going for A.
Is this when we make our decision of whether or not Kaguya will look forward with a darker perspective, DRALO?

>>37146174
The dragon needs to rest, it can't just keep giving out wishes. The only reason we got six here is because Porunga decided to let us, in exchange for an even longer rest than normal.

>>37146074
>A. Tell him you're glad if that means never being like him
"You nearly got yourself killed by Frieza trying to prove you were a warrior"

>>37146074
>A.
"I know that. I've met many fighters that I admire and respect, but there's not a single warrior among them."

>>37146133
http://en.inkei.net/Kakarot!Vegeta
http://en.inkei.net/Kaguya!Vegeta

Yes, this is good. Let Vegeta be a recurring villain and Nappa can be our Vegeta. Sorted.

>>37146237
This... this is a thing.

>>37146074
>"And you don't know what it is like to live"

>>37146237
I don't even want to know.

>>37146237
>Kaguya is only six and his is bigger than both of them

Super human indeed

>>37146251
Do you want a bald Trunks? Because that's oh you get a bald Trunks.

>>37146237
Tried to analyze anon's penis.
>"THE LEGEND UNCROWNED"
>"SATAN"

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>>37146193
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>>37146139
>>37146133
>>37146129
>>37146108
>>37146107
>>37146226
>>37146228
"If it means I'll never be like you, then I'm glad," you tell him.

He snorts. "You fools are nothing, and when I reach the level of Super Saiyan, you'll all die by my hands!"

With a laugh, Vegeta shoots into the sky, disappearing from sight soon after.

>That's it for tonight guys

Sorry this only lasted one thread, but I'm not feeling so well. Next thread should be Sunday evening, and will probably last a good deal longer. I can hang out for a bit and answer some questions, though.

>>37146323
So was Nappa conscious to hear everything that Vegeta and Kaguya said

>>37146237
>Vegeta's penis
>THE FINAL BURST CANNON
>Occupation rate 32% (Goku only)

Gonna need a senzu for my sides.

>>37146323
Thanks, Dralo! It's fine. You've done these quie frequently anyway, so I don't mind the two short sessions.

>>37146348
Yes

>>37146351
Thanks, anon.

>>37146323
If you had to give us a percent to represent Vegetas respect for us what would it be at?

Are you following the timeline for events closely or is there going to be sizable time skips soon?

>>37146369
I can't wait to see Nappa's reaction next thread then!

>>37146349
>Goku's Penis
>THE NYOIBO
>Occupation rate: 32% (Vegeta Only)
What the fuck is up with dat curve though.

>>37146369
Much appreciated, get well soon.

>>37146369
How soon will Goku turn super saiyan, thus drawing a bit of Vegeta's anger away from us and instead towards Goku

>>37146323
If it's not to spoilery, how long until the next major(ish) event?

I'm kinda burnt out on trying to make positive changes at the moment, should we just kill Nappa off screen and have it been done with? It kind of sucks the Namekians couldn't stay for a month or three, it would have been nice to hang out with dende outside of combat for a little while.

What did Yamcha get for winning his bet?

http://en.inkei.net/Yamcha!Tien!Roshi!Krillen

>>37146390
>>37146349
THE SMALL FISH
Piccolo's Penis
Ability: 7%

Surprised it didn't call it THE GREEN MILE

>>37146369
My thanks as well.

Is the android arc 5 years away or less than that? I remember the anime and manga have a discrepancy there.

http://en.inkei.net/tits/Launch!18!Bulma!Chichi

>>37146452
I hope it is. More time for ADVENTURE and lots of filler movies

>>37146479
We're gonna learn how to ride Shenshort and then unlock his potential so he can beat up Vegeta too!

>>37146377
He respects your strength, but hates you in pretty much every other way.

>>37146402
Thanks anon

>>37146380
Should be fun

>>37146406
It will take a major event to draw that level of anger from him

>>37146420
Yamcha got to learn a certain technique from King Kai

And in the canon timeline, Trunks appears in a year and a half. Stuff will happen between now and then, but I will allow options for timeskips at some points.

>>37146452
4 and a half years until the Androids arrive

>>37146380
>That bastard thinks he's better than me?
>Flies off to begin his own training montage to surpass Vegeta

Current order of rivalries/Hatred

>Nappa - Vegeta - Kaguya - Failure/Defeat

>>37146425
http://en.inkei.net/Kaguya!Goku!Gohan!Vegeta

HAWHAWHAW

>>37146552
there like coat hangers.

>>37146552
We have to name an attack Burning Sunset Butler now. Or at least Burning Sunset.

>>37146511
So the pep talk didn't do anything to endear him towards us? That should be worth at least a few respect points.

The second we get a chance to train guys, let's work on creating energy melee attacks, the Nen power distribution thing and try and improve the Taihouki. We should also try and make the Destructo Sword or whatever we end up calling it.

http://en.inkei.net/anus/Kaguya!Vegeta!Goku!Tien

Okay apparently the site ships Goku/Vegeta

>>37146624
He never liked Goky either. Saving Vegeta is the job of Trunks and Bulma.

>>37146511
Care to list any wishes that are flat out forbidden since it seems like we're going to try and get at least one wish in.

>>37146601
If we can charge a Kamehameha wave from our pelvis, I'll vote we call it that.

>>37146709
Kamehamehoohah?

>>37146677
It also says Roshi is gay.

>>37146624
The one on Namek? He sort of views it as an insult.

>>37146695
Instant Transmission

Waifus

Killing anyone

Immortality for large of people

Reviving the Saiyan race

Making female Namekians

For Nappa to act like abridged Nappa

For Popo to act like abridged Popo