>>37082891
>I should stop this, probably

>>37082891
>I should stop this, probably

Or at the very least watch.

>>37082891
>Have a gander, then the goto bed.

>>37082891
>Squirt Clarie with a squirt bottle.
Also take note of whether she was longer then us

>>37082891
>Go watch

>>37082891
>>37082931
>Squirt Clarie with a squirt bottle.
This, then join in.

>>37082891
>I should stop this, probably

>>37082891
>>I should stop this, probably

>>37082891
>>Go take part in this, and see that Claire doesn't rape Avery, but it's consensual.
Avery has both parts, right? Perfect for threesomes.

I should probably stop this. Claire doesn't know the meaning of the word gentle. I troop along to the back of the house, swinging the basement door open.

Instantly, a barrage of sounds rush my ears, struggling and kicking, furniture sliding across the floor, Avery's grunts of desperation and Claire's manic laughter.

I squat a little on the top stair, peering into the main room while hidden mostly from sight, Claire is lying over Avery's calves, pulling at her clothes, as the other girl tries to pull herself away by grabbing at the couch leg.

I start taking the stairs, this seems like it needs my intervention. "Claire, let her- fuck!" I slip, toppling head over heels forwards, I get a long enough look to see that I slipped on a spare battery, probably a spare of Mikes'.

Then I crash into the bottom of the stairwell, and everything goes black and silent.
I blink awake, groaning slightly. I'm in a hospital bed, fluorescent lights, vomit green paint job, scratchy sheets. This is starting to become a pattern in my life, isn't it?

Groggily, I turn my head, finding Claire sitting in one of the spare chairs by my bed, snoring away, head lolled back over the end. Her hair seems longer than usual, shaggier. I look down the rest of her too. There’s no nice way of saying it, even to myself, but girl’s put on some weight, huge bags under eyes, a deep purple

There is no other sound, other than the beeping of my heart monitor, the window next to my bed is black outside, a lamp flicked on for Claire’s sake.
>Mornin Claire, you look like shit
>Wake her softly
>Let her sleep, call a nurse

>>37083007
>Mornin Claire, you look like shit

>>37083007
God, how long were we out?

>Mornin Claire, you look like shit

>>37083007
>Mornin Claire, you look like shit

>>37083007
>Wake her softly

Put up with all that genderbender shit finally get some futa on female and now xmas special. Truly the master butt tickler of our time.

>>37083007
>>Wake her softly
God damnit Chuckes put us in a coma

>>37083007
>Wake her softly
Aaand Chuckles starts the new year off by fucking us over and knocking us out into a coma...

>>37083007
>Wake her softly

>>37083007
>>Wake her softly

Chuckles, coma, really?

>>37083128
Yeah, he really needs to stop putting us in hospital for fucks sake, its gotten old and stupid and annoying as fuck. Everytime we're going well and actually making progress in things all of a sudden "OH WOOPS YOU TRIPPED AND ARE IN A COMA NOW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

I take a moment to reposition, cracking my back with a grunt before I speak. "Psst, Claire. Wake up." I hiss. Must've been out a while, my head isn't even tender, I'm just kinda sore all over.

Her eyes flutter open softly “OH! Danny you’re awake, holy shit.” Her hair is unkempt and her clothes dishevelled, how’re you feeling?”

With a thrust of her hips and arms, her chair squeaks forward softly, moving closer to my bed ”I mean c’mon, you got a huge nap, must be feeling great, huh?” Her smile is growing awkward the longer she holds it.

The answer, of course, is that I feel like shit

>Write in

>>37083007
>This is starting to become a pattern in my life, isn't it?
No, its just Chuckles being a cunt, so Chuckles, fuck off with being a cunt ya cunt.

>>37083155
"I feel like I'm about to learn a lesson about something"

>>37083155
"I feel like shit of course, like I always do when I wake up here, now don't bullshit me, how long was I out and what's happened?"

>>37083155
"Two questions. How long and how is Mia and Rosa?"

>>37083155
How long was I out?
I feel like I been hospitalized for a while.

>>37083166
Yeah, Chuckles is a shithead.

>>37083155
"No worse than I ever do. How long have I been here?"

>>37083007
>lol suddenly a coma appears, its super effective
Eh fuck this, I'll just go to sleep and catch up on this trainwreck in the archives.

Haha seriously another coma?

>>37083210
yep, though it ain't funny anymore, and apparently its been some months so thanks for fucks us over Chuckles

>>37083155
"How long was I out this time, and how is everyone? Looks like I was out for a while. All my gains, gone, we need to get /fit/ again."

Its clearly supposed to be a xmas special and will most likely end up a dream, just have fun guys. Wait till it isn't a dream and its all real to get mad.

"Like shit, as always when I wake up here. How long was I out?"

Claire's smile dips a little. "Uhhhh, five months, two weeks and fifteen days." She shakes her head. "Your bones got all fucked up at the library, they said it's a miracle you survived."

"Library?" I question.

She just gives me a wistful smile. "Hey man... you got off better than I did." She moves her chair back again, the movement smooth. The spoke of her chair squeak loudly. "Me? Not so much."

Her left leg is amputated below the knee, "Falling rebar, straight through the main artery. Not fun." She grimaces.

>Write in

>>37083223
>Wait till it isn't a dream and its all real to get mad.
Nah not going to bother waiting because its Chuckles and his usual shit

>>37083225
Well, I am out of this train wreck.

Good luck people with amputation fetish and stuff.

>>37083225
"What happened at the library, what are you talking about? I tripped on the stairs going down to the basement while you were trying to molest Avery. God dammit this better not be some bullshit timeline shenanigans, fuckit I'll deal with that later, for now come here and hug me, its been too long."

>>37083225
"Fuck."

That is all, and by fuck I mean sit stunned while you figure shit out.

>>37083225
"Damnit I liked the coma dream better..."

>>37083225
"I...could have sworn there was more after that. Hey, gimme a hug. It's been way too long."

>>37083225
>Write in
Time for a kiss then back to the coma dream.

>>37083223
Well if this isn't a dream and we don't get back to where we were then he just killed the quest.

>>37083225
>Write in
"What? Okay, back up. What happened? Last I remember I was at home. I tripped down the stairs and hit my head, I thought that's why I'm here. Did something happen after that and I've got memory loss?"

"I.... there was more than that, wasn't there? The stuff with... "

Claire tilts her head, confused as she rolls back to my bedside.

"Well.... can I at least get a hug? It's been too long." I shift my arms wide, smiling at her.

Claire looks down at the floor at that, her smile turning genuine for a second. "O-oh. You still.... I mean, that's how you feel, huh?" She looks back up at me, sweeping her hair out of her eyes. "Cos of that stuff in the library, where weee....?"

I nod. She blushes and looks at the floor. "How bout this instead?" She leans over and holds my hand. "I had a lot of time to think while you were out...." She murmurs, trying to avoid my eye contact. "And, maybe... deep down, I kinda... like you?" She squeezes my hand hopefully.

>Write in

>>37083344
"Same"

>>37083344
"Well I've had no time at all to think while I was out, but yeah I feel the same."

Squeeze her hand and initiate lewd censored handholding.

>>37083344
I like you too, you still want to form a harem around you though?

>>37083344
"Gay I mean, y-you too"

>>37083344
"Didn't we have this conversation already? Or was that just some coma dream? I am so confused right now. Well, I'll say it again, just in case: I like you too, Claire."

>>37083344
Squeeze her hand back.
"I like, really like, you, too."

I smile back at her, "I feel the same. I really, really like you too." We make eye contact for a long second. The amber heat is still there, burning behind her eyes.

Then Claire freezes in place.

"Merry Christmas." Intones a cheerful voice on my other side. "Sleep well?" I whip my head around, finding a golden shimmering light in the outline of a man, floating a foot off the ground. The clock behind him just ticked past midnight

"Bwuh?"

The outline of the yellow light ripples and the voice is amused, “Myes, a typical response. As I’m sure you realised by now, not all is as you remember. Any ideas as to how that might be? Oh... you can call me M by the way.... though I suppose B is a more accurate title at the moment.”

>Write in

>>37083413
"Can I go back to the coma dream? It was nicer and less sad and realistic"

>>37083413
"What."

>>37083413
"So you're that perv who was stalking me? Well thanks for the condoms although I forgot to use them most of the time."

>>37083413
"FUCK. I knew it was something like this. You're Wonderful Life-ing me, aren't you? Okay, just tell me what sappy lesson I'm supposed to learn so we can get on with this, alright?"

>>37083443
Wait do the angels think we are trying to kill ourselves because no one on earth could be as stupid as we've been?

>>37083413
I'm kind of sad I never got to fuck my sister in the coma dream.

>>37083413
"Since when have guardian angels been giving out condoms. Also I thought you'd be like a ball of light with eyeballs or something."

>>37083462
No anon, this is the coma dream, and don't worry, we shall fuck Eri soon enough when we get out of this shit.

When you think about it, the events of BGQ is pretty much a teenagers wish fulfillment

>>37083483
When I was a teenager I just wanted to be left alone to masturbate, eat and play videogames.

>>37083413
>>37083413
"Is this supposed to make me appreciate my life and loved ones? Or is this a "work for me or this will be your new life" kind of thing?
"Either way, thanks for the condoms but the girls would have preferred pills."

"Can I go back to the coma dream? It was a lot more fun, and not sad and depressing." I ask.

The shape ripples in amusement again. "Come on Daniel. A dream? Can't you be a little more imaginative than that?" I open my mouth to reply. "What's the next one? 'Am I dead'?" The light puts its hand to its hips. "Well if you must know, M stands for Metatron, for I am archangel of heaven!" A tutting noise. "Not quite."

>Can I just go home now?
>Wow, you're kind of a dick
>Alright, what is all this then?
>Write in

>>37083519
>Wow, you're kind of a dick
>Alright, what is all this then?
>When do I get to go home?

>>37083519
>Wow, you're kind of a dick
>"Honestly that fits pretty right with me"

>>37083519
>Alright, what is all this then?
Saying an angel is kind of a dick is redundant.

>>37083519
>>Alright, what is all this then?

>>37083519
>Write in
"Let me guess, you need to earn your wings, right?"

>>37083519
>Alright, what is all this then?

>>37083519
"Are you the leader of the Decepticons?"

"Alright." I sigh. "What is all this bullshit then?"

The light holds a hand out, as if inspecting it's nails. "Think of it this way. I'm like your PR agent for reality. I was bored as shit for most of your life, because you were a spineless little turd. Then you grew some balls and started hitting on your girlfriend here, so I figured, hey, why not put some work in on my end? I pushed a few papers around, called in a few favours, and got you a nifty little super power, even saved your life for it."

"...Okay? I think I get it?" I grumble.

"Yes, well, once I gave you this, you were fun for a while, sex and adventures.... it's why I left you that present, stopped things getting to serious, made it fun to watch. But you kept tripping dick first into shit that I had to scramble to keep you alive in. And that shit is hard."

"Waaah, your life, or whatever it is, must be so hard." I stare at the light, angrily.

The light crosses its arms. “Well. You see. I’m afraid you nor I have the clearance for the whole story, buuuuuuut, what I can tell you is this. You’ve been shunted down the time line axes, in laymans terms. If I were tell you the whole theory and practice it would require several graphics and flow charts that would turn your brain into a gibbering mush, similar to an eldritchian event, BUT we’ll leave it at that. Basically, I took your brain from the incident on the stairs and put this consciousness in this timeline here, where you didn’t develop powers at that time. Here you’ll be safe from the *Classified incident* coming for your timeline. And that benefits me, not to mention you get to return to not being shot at and beaten and nearly killed every other day. Either way, whichever world you end up in... it’s Christmas..... so hey, that’s fun.”

I squint at the light, choosing my words

>Incident?
>What about my friends and family?
>Fuck your incident, I want to go home
>Write in

>>37083622
>What about my friends and family?

>>37083622
"Why did you pick a timeline that's so sad. Like I'm sure there must have been one where Claire's life wasn't ruined by an accident and I wasn't in a coma for 5 months."

>>37083622
>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home
"Satisfaction is about more than happiness, and I was sure as hell satisfied with what was coming."

>>37083622
>Fuck your incident, I want to go home. But what incident?

>>37083622

>>Incident?
>>What about my friends and family?

>>37083622
>What about my friends and family?

>>37083622
>Write in
"Question: What makes you think I won't keep getting nearly killed in this timeline? The shit I get into isn't because of my powers, it's tangential to it. All you've done is eliminate the resources I have that kept me alive. You've made your job harder, not easier."

You people are terrible, wanting to abandon amputee Claire when she could use us the most. The other Claire will be fine, she's got the rest of her harem.

>>37083622
>>Incident?
>>What about my friends and family?
>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home

>>37083748
If we go back coma lame danny would probably wake up.

>>37083622
>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home
Oh no you fucking don't Chuckles, no you fucking don't, I thought this was some shitty ghost of christmas crap but you somehow managed to fuck this all up even worse

>>37083622
>>Incident?
>>What about my friends and family?
>>Fuck your incident, I want to go home

>>37083761
True, by hijacking his brain we are denying powerless Cripplefucker Danny his waifu.

>>37083748
Oh fuck off.

"What about my friends... and my family?" I ask, "Are there lives all ruined in this timeline as well?"

The light flickers and tuts again. "No, actually. Shockingly, not everything is worse when you're gone. Some are better, some are worse, some are just different."

"Stop being an asshole and tell me." I grunt.

B shrugs, "If you insist. You've already seen what happened to Claire. Although, I must say, it did stop her developing as strong a pride streak." I growl at that. "Moving on... your brother and sister moved out on their own, sick of dealing with your mother and her breakdown (partly caused by stress over you). Your brother and sister scrape by together, affording a two room flat, which.... they share with Erica’s new girlfriend a foreign exchange student who has returned to the Euro Empire by this time in your axes, but decided to stay with your sister. They bonded over bubble tea, after you weren't around to mess with her head. Your brother is tired from working an accounting job to amass his death robot army.”

I suck my teeth at that, letting the insult pass.

"The light flickers, as if processing more information.


(cont)

>>37083502
Eh when I was a teen I just wanted to work.

Fuck yeah for independence

“Your counsellor, Ms Gutla, is currently in a healthy relationship with.... Mr Ozin, your history and home room teacher. They hit it off after he saved her from some street punks on her way home. Your Father remains largely unflappable, he visits every now and then, enjoys his paper, has a coffee from the surprisingly decent hospital cafe, fluffs your pillows, works his job. The usual. Rosalyn befriended the new troupe of girls her cat recruited and even found a few things in common with her fiancé. Avery burned her tattoo off and moved states after fighting her way out of a kidnapping."

The light flickers again, and places a hand to its chin. "And then there is Mia.... who perhaps you don’t want to hear the story of.... if you’d like, I could wipe all memory of her from your mind, hers is.... truly a tragedy. Well... what do you think happens when you put her mother in hospital, and she had no friends to support her?”


>Tell me what happened
>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!
>Maybe I should stay in this timeline.... people are struggling, and I think they need my help
>Write in

>>37083818
>by this time in your axes
what?

>>37083835
>>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!

>>37083835
>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!

>>37083835
>>Tell me what happened and then put me back immediately.

>>37083835
>>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!
Yeah nah, get fuck brah

>>37083835
I like you Chuckles; this is hilarious.

>>37083835
>I don’t need to know what happened to her, because you’re putting me back. NOW!
Oh god. Her dad was brought back to life and raped her to death.

>>37083835
>Write in
"No, no more of your bullshit, you are going to tell me what happened, and then you are going to put me back where I belong and I am going to cherish the shit out of those I love."

>>37083835
>Maybe I should stay in this timeline.... people are struggling, and I think they need my help
>Write in
"Can I help them, or am I too boring in this timeline to affect peoples' lives anymore?"

>>37083866
I'm not finding it funny at all, so far this 'christmas' episode has just been a slap in the face and not enjoyable at all.

>>37083897
You gotta embrace the suffering

>>37083835
Or worse, she's alive and a mindless cumbucket slave passed around as currency.

>>37083897
I was expecting decently written futa fuckin', but stayed for the Schadenfreude. Either way, I am rubbing this one out.

>>37083917
How about no, I didn't participate in this quest from the start for this crap.

>>37083934
>I was expecting decently written futa fuckin'
So was I, but disappointingly we have whatever this clusterfuck Chuckles thinks is funny to ram down our throats.

>>37083927
Careful anon. My flesh gun is loaded.

"I don't need to know what happened to her." I growl, "You're going to put me back home. NOW!"

B cleans it's ear. "Ok, first of all, rude. Secondly, do you have any idea how much paperwork fucking around I had to finagle to manage this? A lot."

I force myself off the bed, standing up and shuffling forwards. B floats backwards out of my reach as I advance on it.

"Put me back, so I can go and cherish the shit out of the people I love." I demand.

The light sighs. "Fine... but don't say I don't do anything for you... not to mention the incident." B raises a hand and twirls it in the air. "Suppose there's no way I can pass this off as teaching you the meaning of Christmas or something? Treasuring those you love? Something like that."

"Fuck off M." I spit.

The light shrugs. "Thought as much. Welp, seasons greetings." B snaps his fingers.

I blink, and I'm groaning at the bottom of the basement stairs. My head pounds like a motherfucker.

Claire and Avery stand over me, Claire snorts in her throat a little. "Conked yourself pretty bad dickweed." She checks her phone. "Oh and, just in time for the holidays to start." She grins down at me.

>Write in

>>37084006
"No raping."
Go hug Claire and cry

>>37084006
>Write in
So, lets begin by hugging the shit out of her.

>>37084006
Get up, hug the shit out of Claire and tell her we love her and that we don't want no more crazy stupid shit that puts us in danger.

>>37084006
>>37084027
haha this.

>>37084006
What happens in that alternate timeline, though? Did alterna-Danny go back into a coma? I wish we had stayed at least a while to make sure things work out alright. Imagine how alterna-Claire feels. Danny wakes up, she tells him she likes him, and then he goes right back to the coma. Poor Claire.

>>37084027
>>37084028
>>37084032
These work, maybe say something about an existential crisis making us realize what we take for granted and how much we love her and our girls and family.

"No raping on Christmas Claire." I groan, sitting up, rubbing the back of my head. I roll to my feet and wrap her in a tight hug quickly. "I just want you to know I love you, okay? And I'm not taking this for granted anymore."

"Oooookaaayyy?" She drawls. Avery scampers past us up the stairs. "Awww, she got away." Claire whines, as we hear the front door slam. "You owe me for that."

"Just... let me process my existential crisis for a moment." I mutter.

"Heh, totally taught you the meaning of Christmas." B's voice whispers in my ear. "Have fun dealing with bullshit on your own, my hands are off the wheel." I do the mental equivalent of flipping off the voice and hug Claire tighter.

"So, love of my life, what's my present?" Claire finally asks, patting me on the back.

>I got you a cat, does that count?
>Lube and condoms?
>My sister and Avery?
>Write in

>>37084172
>Lube and condoms?
>My sister and Avery? Though you'll have to share them with me.
>Me?

>>37084172
>What ever you want, I'll get Avery to come around later don't worry about that.

>>37084172
>"Heh, totally taught you the meaning of Christmas." B's voice whispers in my ear. "Have fun dealing with bullshit on your own, my hands are off the wheel."

/tg/'s inability to suck up to cosmic forces is hilarious.

>>37084172
>I got you a cat, does that count?
"Plus I gave you anal that one time"

>>37084172
>I got you a cat, does that count?

>>37084172
>I got you a cat, does that count?

>>37084172
>Do you want to pound Danni some?

>>37084201
Woah when?

>>37084172
>>Do you want to pound Danni some?

We could be futa for/with her? Do some cross dick/vagina fucking while smoshing boobies?

>>37084197
'sucking up' to him would have been staying in that timeline and leaving this one behind, and fuck that we aint doing that

>>37084245
When we were Danni and rosa and her double teamed us

>>37084271
That sounds hot, I'm up for some.

>>37084172
>>Lube and condoms?
>>My sister and Avery?
>>Me?

List them off as she says, 'Already have that' for each of them. End it with:
>>I got you a cat, does that count?

>>37084284
Oh I read that wrong

"Lube and condoms?"

"Already have that" She replies.

"My sister and Avery?"

"That too." A smug smirk on her face.

"Me?"

"I've had you for years." She tells me, kissing my cheek.

"Well... I got you a cat, does that count?" I ask, as a last ditch. "Plus you got to do me in the butt before I did you."

Claire tuts, as I let go of her. "That's true." She kicks her shoes off, "Speaking of which, you just figured out what your Christmas present is." She smacks herself on the ass, giggling.

>Fuck yes
>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment
>Write in

>>37084339
>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment

>>37084339
>Why are you still clothed? Get Bucked naked

>>37084339
>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment

>>37084339
>Fuck yes

Our existential crisis can wait, it's buttfucking time!

>>37084339
>>Fuck yes

>>37084339
>Honestly, I just want to cuddle at the moment

>>37084339
>Fuck yes

>>37084339
>Fuck yes
We are sick. Clearly, dat ass is the medicine we need.

>>37084339
>>Fuck yes

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So wait this mean we get to buttfuck Rosa in public later

>>37084430
Well it'd be safer to disguise ourselves and her. That way her dad doesn't find out.

>>37084453
But that's the fun part

>>37084467
No anon it isn't, stop trying to sabotage the quest and her life.

>>37084430
Just have Mia transform everyone into different people, and gangbang Rosa. You get the same effect safely. Also, Rosa wouldn't know who was who.

>>37084467
We';ve already had this discussion and made plans, don't be retarded anon.

>>37084479
I'm not implying getting caught is the fun part

It's the almost getting caught that's the fun part

>>37084486
Why do I have a feeling Claire would take charge and throw Danni into the slut shaming for shits and giggles?

>>37084508
Do you even Chuckles?

We have plans. Lets stick to them, or don't do this. Doing this when easily recompensed is not a good idea.

>>37084542
Because Chuckles can't into boundaries for shit and always goes too far and ruins the scene.

>>37084550
Recognized* autocorrect!

>>37084339
>"This is what I love about you, Claire. You skip the diagnosis and go straight to the cure."

>>37084556
No your fetishes a shit

You know we should probably have asked what the incident is. Like that might have been a good plan.

>>37084602
I voted for it and so did another anon, but it seems everyone else forgot about it, so now we go full paranoia and the quest becomes shit as we endlessly shadowrun and build robot armies and develop power armor for us and our loved ones to wear at all times.

>>37084602
I wanted to and voted for it, but I doubt Chuckles would have told us anyway, he's a cunt like that.

>>37084578
Of course, Claire's ass is the world's panacea.

"Fuck yes, why are you still wearing clothes?"

I surge forward and kiss her, as we tear at each others clothes, by the time we hit the couch, I'm sliding her underwear off, tossing over my shoulder as she lets out a growl of excitement.

"Wait, lube." I pause.

Claire shakes her head. "No time, just stick it in my mouth."

Christ I love her.

She takes me to her gag point, coating nearly my whole length in searing hot spit, staring into my eyes as she bobs her head, tongue swirling, as she probes herself with her fingers, loosening herself up. Holy Christ this is amazing.

"Alright. Let's do this." She winks, falling back onto the couch and rolling to her stomach. "Fuck me like it's Christmas morning."

I sit, grabbing her hips as she presses her face into the couch, ass in the air. I position myself, and slowly slide in.

"Ho-ly fuck!" Claire groans, punching the cushion. "Okay.... you're better than a banana. Just... go slow, okay?"

I grin and slowly press in, all the way, slowly pushing myself to hilt inside her new hole, wrapped around me like a silky glove.


A few more test pumps and she's opening up now, "Fuck, why didn't we do this earlier, this is great!" Claire grunts, now pushing herself back down on me, thumbing her clit, toes curling.

I speed up, rapidly pumping into her now, fucking her deep, feeling her barely trained rectal muscles squeeze and pump, taking me deeper into her, she shudders in delight, grunting her wordless orgasm into a pillow.

"Fucking do it inside me, like an animal, like a stallion." She growls, as I'm getting close. "Waste your slimy baby juice in my ass."

I grunt, heaving as her lewd words set me over the edge, blasting what feels like literal buckets into her.

I collapse onto of her, pawing at her chest as I continue to spurt inside her. "Christ that was awesome." Claire grunts.

"Yeah." I reply "Amazing." Adrenaline dying down, I'm starting to feel drowsy.

>Fall asleep with her here
>Take her up to bed
>Other

>>37084660
>>Take her up to bed
Bridal carry time!

>>37084660
>Take her up to bed
Mia needs cuddlings to

Captcha:nightee

>>37084660
>>Take her up to bed
and call Mia and Rosa and see how they are doing/if they want to sleep over

>>37084660
>Fall asleep with her here

>>37084660
Bridal Carry
Ignore her protests that it's leaking out of her ass.

>>37084660
>Take her up to bed
Stay inside her the whole way.

>>37084660
>>37084681
>>37084686
>>37084687
These.

>>37084687
Mia has been staying with us haven't she?

>>37084660
>Take her up to bed

I feel bad for Eri, we stole her chance for an actual girlfriend by fucking with her

>>37084687
Rosa went home and Mia is already in bed.

>>37084711
I can't remember its been that long since the last thread

Guys remember how we were kidnapped a few hours ago?

>>37084733
rosa went home for the night, mia is staying with danny

>>37084660
>Take her up to bed
then
Tell parents and siblings that you are not kidnapped?

>>37084743
Yes, why?

>>37084713
We can make it up to her by taking her girlfriend's place.

We should text/call Avery to see how she's doing and whether she got home all right, or offer her our couch to sleep on.

>>37084791
She's still in the house I think. And we already offered her to spend the night

>>37084804
Well I thought she would have run away after running out of the basement

>>37084494
It was the time of the great reading comprehension failure, so those plans don't count.

>>37084660
>Take her up to bed
>Go for round two

So my question about whether Avery was longer then us was never answered.

"C'mon, bed time." I grunt, pulling out of her with a decidely lewd wet noise, pulling a final moan from her.

I grab my clothes, tossing hers to the couch as she redresses, before I move to pick her up and bridal carry her, only to be swatted away. "I can walk... ya didn't fuck me THAT hard man."

She rolls off the couch, taking a few lurching steps. "Okay, ya fucked me pretty good, but I can do it."

I end up having her lean on my shoulder as we take the stairs together, emerging into the fresh air of the hall and giggling like little kids.

Claire covers her mouth lazily, yawning. "Fuck it's late." She comments, checking her phone again. "I'm gonna go get cleaned up first though, you?"

>I'm going with you, duh
>I'll check on...
>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped
>Other

>>37084855
>>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped
>I'll check on...
Mike and then Eri

>>37084855
>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped

We've been unhostagalized

>>37084855
>>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped

>>37084855
>I should tell my family I'm unkidnapped

>>37084855
>I'm going with you, duh

"I should tell my family I'm not kidnapped, I guess." Claire nods, wandering away to the bathroom, as I knock at Mike's door. He grunts and I enter, covering my nose. "Jesus, open a window." Smells like used tissues and mechanical oil. The advanced robot stands in a corner as Mike types away at his desktop. He grunts and shrugs again. "Merry Christmas to you too. Just stopped by to let you know I'm not kidnapped anymore."

"You were kidnapped?" He asks, turning back to his screen.

"I was missing for nearly two days." I point out, indignant.

"Mrrm. Thought you were at the boss' house. With, uhhhh" he snaps his fingers a few times, "The daughter... Rosa!"

"No, I was kidnapped and tortured." I tell him.

He just shrugs, "That's like the thirteenth time this year. I got a lot of work to do man. Merry Christmas. Z2 get the door."

I frown at his back.

>Say....
>Whatever, go see...

>>37085081
"Cya mate"
Go check on Eri

>>37085081
>Whatever, go see...
Eri

>>37085081
So what did mom say about your new job?

>>37085081
>"Merry christmas, then."
>Go see if Eri cares

Chuckles the amount of mad ITT is the best Christmas prezzie and cheer up you could've given me. Thanks mate.

>>37085081
>>37085125
This

>>37085081
>Whatever, go see...
Eri.

Happy New Year's, Chuckles. Welcome to 2015.

>>37085213
You Aussie gits get new year early every year

"Well, Merry Christmas, seeya." I let the creepy gynoid shut the door behind me, smiling in my face all the way. "Well, what's sister dearest up to?" I ask, strutting the other way down the hall.

I knock, "Who is it?"

"Danny, just here to-"

"I'm busy." She calls back, "Don't come in."

I frown even further at that, hand on the doorknob.

>Push inside
>Other

>>37085213
Fucking Pikey Australians. Get a real timezone

>>37085228
Yes, that is how timezones work, congrats.

>>37085237
>>Push inside

>>37085237
>Other
>Let Avery and your sister have fun with each other, leave quietly.

>>37085237
"Whatever. Merry Christmas. And wash the sheets when you are done"

Go check on mum and dad

>>37085237
Sing "Jingle bells, Jingle bells" at her door then leave.

>>37085237
>Push inside

>>37085237
>Other
Peek through keyhole. That brings a nostalgic feeling.

>>37085237
Peek taught keyhole/door crack?
This we gotta see, but not disturb.

>>37085237
>"Just wanted to let you know I'm unhostagalised."
>...
>"I hope Pamela Handerson is treating you well in there."

>>37085237
>Other. Leave her alone go take a shower and go to bed.

>>37085258
This

>>37085237
inb4 kidnappers have a gun to her head because they never got Christmas presents when they were little.

>>37085237
"Okay... Merry Christmas."
Then go see parents, take a shower an go to bed.

>>37085237
>Other
"Just letting you know I got away from my kidnappers. Merry Christmas, sis."
Go let our parents know next. We fucked up Eri's chance at a loving girlfriend enough.

>>37085237
Peek

>>37085237
>Push inside
Fuck it, why not.

>>37085237
>>37085266
this

Oh god imagine Eri making out with Avery thinking she's finally got some lesbian lovings until she pulls down her pants.

>>37085237
>Push inside
If you know what I mean.

>>37085237
>>Other
See if we can peek inside of hear whats going on

>>37085266
Ahh, why not?

"Whatever, Merry Christmas, don't forget to wash the sheets when you're done." I tell her through the door.

"Oh. MY. God." She grunts, "For your information, I'm wrapping your present, so fuck off." She rustles what sounds like wrapping paper for effect.

I smile a little at that and walk away, going to my parents room at the back of the house, knocking.

Dad answers the door, dressed in his untied dressing gown and boxers, face sweaty. "Hmmm?" Behind him, Mum scurries into their en suite bathroom.

Ew.

>Write in

>>37085393
"I'm just gonna go to bed and forget about this"

>>37085393
Just wanted to tell you that I got kidnapped for couple of days, and just got back while ago. Sorry for interrupting.

>>37085393
Yo wait up Dad actually has a line in quotation marks? Damn.

Also ew

>>37085393
>>37085419
this

>>37085393
"I want a sister." then >>37085419

>>37085393
>Retreat to room, cuddle with Claire to forget about the memories.

>>37085393
"Just thought I would let you know that I am no longer kidnapped, So merry Christmas and good night."

>>37085447
>"I want a sister"
Are we a lolicon now too? Jesus fuckin christ.

>>37085393
"Sorry. Just needed to let you know I got away from my kidnappers, and my friends are staying over."
Leave and go to our room to cuddle with Mia and Claire.

"Uhhh. Just wanted you to know I was kidnapped for a few days and just got back a while ago." Sorry for interrupting."

"Mmmm." Dad nods, smiles and shuts the door.

"Merry Christmas." I call through the door, trying to repress the memories already.

"Merry Christmas son. Good night."

I'm already half way down the hall, trying to push the image of Mums bare shoulders out of my brain. Ech.

I arrive back in my room, kicking the door shut behind me, finding Claire and Mia spread out in their sleep, together occupying 90% of the bed, snoring quietly under the fan, trying to beat the heat.

>What do

>>37085585
Snuggle in between them.

>>37085585
>Try to snuggle in without waking them.

>>37085585
>Go watch the night sky

>>37085585
Kiss both their heads gently and sleep on the couch

>>37085585
take the remaining 10% between them and cuddle up, get rid of the covers and use them for warmth

>>37085585
>Shower, Then take up the remaining 10%.

>>37085585
Think about crismas presents for them, while showering. We gotta do/get something nice for them.

>>37085585
>>37085703
This, then >>37085598

>>37085585
Take a shower first, since we haven't taken one yet, then snuggle with both girls.
It's too hot for covers and clothes, so sleep with them without clothes.

I strategically crawl inbetween the two of them, taking care to wake neither one, as I push the memories deeper into repression territory.

Much better. I lie on my side between them, finally enjoying some natural sleep as phase out into sleep.

In the morning, I'm woken up by a sharp stinging. "Fuck ME!" I howl, as something clicks in my nasal area.

"Later." Claire tells me, as my eyes shoot open. "Had to reset your nose, it was bothering me. Sides," she jerks a thumb over her shoulder, "It's Christmas and that would be against the Lord."

"You mean like the premarital sex we have all the time?" I ask, gingerly touching my nose.

"Precisely." She nods. "Now, you better figure out presents to give everyone else, because I don't see any lying around here for anyone else."

Mia is still snoozing to my left, but squirms, covering her head with a pillow to block sound out.

>What do?

>>37085790
>Claire was firmly in bestgirl territory again
>She LOLrandumb decides to elbow us in the nose the next morning.

Chuck, you're working really hard to keep the other girls relevant, aren't you.

>>37085819
she didnt elbow it, she reset it with her hands

>>37085819
She reset his broken nose anon...

>>37085790
"Where am I supposed to get presents now?"

>>37085790
for presents get Mia some new stationary, some quality fancy stuff and some new notebooks, and a locket/necklace with a photo of that picture she drew of us claire herself and rosa together in it

for claire I dunno

for rosa a subtle choker/colar

>>37085819
We had a broken nose and she fixed it. What the fuck is wrong with your reading comprehension?
Is your memory some kind of goddamn sieve, explaining why you forgot we had a broken nose, or are you just that stupid to not be able to tell what happened?

>>37085894
derp, forgot to add
>and a locket/necklace with a photo of that picture she drew of us claire herself and rosa together in it
to the others, get them all one

>>37085790
get Rosa a webcam, Mia this >>37085894, some dildoes for Eri and Claire.

>>37085894
Nice ideas, but how do we get them?
The mercs who kidnapped us stole our cash, and we were in too much of a hurry to grab their wallets.

Man, we could have gotten so much cash and credit cards. I wonder if it's too late to go back there and kill some of them for their money.

>>37085790
Do we have founds, for this, and do we have ideas, or have set something off for presents?
I would sugest (given that we can get)
1)Locket with pen and paper for Mia,
2)Rosa gets colar or somthing S&M related (dog colar, or spiked on or something)
3)Claire, well we can get her some more training gear, or do something sexy for her, I guess. Does the Cat counts?
4)Anime stuff for Eri,
5)Mike got a job, idk Ask Mia to draw him some oppai 2D loli or something he wants?
6)Get Gutta, some flowers and a good dicing after the celebration, maybe some rubber gloves too?
7)Pipe for dad? Maye?
8)Mikes job for Mum? Because we ain't doing stuff for her.
9)Get Mr Miller some beer, and a dinner?

Am I forgetting someone?

We should had robbed the kidnaper guys.

>>37085936
Rosa probably has webcam.

>>37085957
>kill some of them for their money.
That brings up an interesting question.
Hey Chuckles! What's the government's view on super powered teens killing members of these villainous organizations?
Apparently there's no repercussions for heroes who injure bystanders, but on the other hand even super villains are eligible for welfare and pensions.

"Well, I was thinking for Mia, some nice new stationery, some sketchbooks and some other good art stuff with a locket, Rosa, I was thinking a nice little choker thing for her neck, you already got Shoe, sooo.... a dildo. Eri... I can get her a figure. Mike I got a job... that doubles for Mum. Dad i can grab a new pipe.... Marie can have some... flowers. And your dad.... I dunno beer?"

Claire raises an eyebrow. "Uhuh, sounds good. And how are you getting those?"

>Super powered stealing, duh
>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology
>Other

>>37086063
>>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology

>>37086031
government seems pretty inept at reigning in murder and violence in general, Claire killed a guy in ep 2 if i recall

>>37086063
>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology

>>37086063
>>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology
Being kidnapped prevented us from going shopping.

>>37086063
With my super secret money stash that's under the mattress, in which I put my savings from this year of course, and have not mentioned before!

>>37086080
>Claire killed a guy in ep 2 if i recall
that was a time-traveling cyberninja. He won't exist in the governments records for years at least so I don't think it counts as a crime.

>>37086063
>Other
"I was hoping to go back to that merc bad with you, get some money from them, and buying stuff."

"I'll get them tomorrow, first thing, with an apology. I mean I was kidnapped for two or three days." I point out. Claire nods and walks around the bed as Mia stirs more.

"Mornin cutie. Merry Christmas." She plants a kiss on her forehead, which I quickly follow on her cheek as the blue haired girl wakes herself up properly.

Mia snaps her fingers a few times, rolling out of bed and grabbing at her school bag.

She pulls out two gift wrapped rectangles, handing each to us. "Merry Christmas, she murmurs, sniffing her bandaged arm idly.

>Open it now
>Leave it for tomorrow as well

>>37086063
>I'll get them tomorrow, first thing with an extra apology
>Other
camshow of Mia monsters? probably loads of money to be made from these.

>>37086203
>Open it now

>>37086230
That's... That's actually not a bad idea.
We can whore out Mia's art.

>>37086230
It's Christmas. Everything's closed. But yeah, extra dosh would be nice. And we should probably talk to our mom, just because she's stressed doesn't mean we shouldn't show her we're trying and we care.

>>37086203
Help Mia change bandages.
Explain that you didnt get the gifts, before getting kidnapped, and get them tomorrow(/when stores open, hopefully).
Then OPEN THAT BOX. You always open the box!

>>37086203
>Open it now

>>37086203
>>37086289
this

gotta step out for about 20-30 minutes, sorry guys have to pick up drunken assholes so they dont die in fiery car crashes

>>37086203
Seconding >>37086289

>>37086341
No worries, Chuckles. Drive safe and don't die or Ms. Chuckles will kill you.

alright im back writan

captcha enima

I fish a few spare bandages out of my bedside drawer and help Mia peel off her old ones first.

The cut has started to scab over, and thankfully looks infection free, just angry red skin and a probable scar too remain.

I gently rewrap it, binding it tight to her arm and tucking in the end, as Claire offers to heal it and Mia refuses, insisting we open our presents.

Claire tears hers open first, revealing a framed and fully inked portrait of Clarence, replete with bishii sparkles and all.

I open mine accordingly, receiving a framed Danni, with moe eyes and an hourglass waist that looks like a girl out of that show with the pirates.

"Thanks Mia." Claire coos, hanging them on the wall.

"They only took a few days. Each." The artist mumbles, embarrassed at the praise, drawing circles on the floor with her toe.

>Write in

>>37086792
"They are beautiful, thank you. I'm sorry but the kidnapping disrupted my plans for getting you and the others presents, do you mind if I get you yours tomorrow?"

Give her a hug and a kiss and hold her close.

And now this anon needs to sleep because fuck me its early.

>>37086792
Give her sexual thanks together with Claire!
Or at least hugs and kisses.

>>37086792
"...now I feel bad. I don't have any skill that I can turn into a Christmas gift."

>>37086792
Hug and kiss Mia, thank her for the gifts. Apologize that our gift is late, and we'll get it to her tomorrow.

Now we need to figure out how to get the stuff; for the fastest but most dangerous, see if Mike has a combat model robot he can spare, and let's go raid the merc base.

>>37086792
Half-ass a script for monster battling, direct it, cam it, get rich.

I smooch her on the forehead, hugging her from the side. "They're beautiful. I'm just sorry that my present is late, I got all wrapped up in getting kidnapped in junk that I forgot to go out and get anything. Sorry about that, really. But you'll get it first thing tomorrow. Promise."

She nods and snuggles into my side as Claire takes my desk chair, balling the shredded paper into my bin.

A few minutes of comfortable silence pass, until my window slides open, Rosa clambering through it in an decidedly unladylike fashion.

"Morning all." She greets, lugging a suitcase in through the window behind her. "It was a bitch to land a two story jump one handed, but I'm just cool like that. And since my parent's don't do Christmas, I'm free all day."

She unzips the case, distributing the presents, she brought along. Mia looks astounded, as she opens a digital artists pad, Claire in turn, opens hers to find a a receipt for the gym equipment she 'apropriated' from the city and for myself, a new phone, to replace the one broken by our kidnappers and a new suit. "To replace the one that got all torn to shit after the ball." She explains. "And to wear to dinner with my mum. Which all of you are invited to next week."

>Write in

>>37087049
Soo... Up for an orgy? I am in the mood to fulfill your fantasies...

>>37087049
"Welp, since it's Christmas, I only have one marketable skill to share with all of you. LET THE ORGY COMMENCE!"

>>37087089
Bit blunt Anon.

>thank Rosa and explain why we haven't got her anything yet
>let the orgy happen naturally

>>37087049
Hug and kiss Rosa, thank her for the presents and apologies that hers is going to be late.

And damn, the bar just got raised for presents.
We really may need to raid that merc base.

>>37087110
Maybe we can try being classy and offer a hot chocolate and a massage first?

also thanks and hugs.

Ok Anons whilst we're voting let's talk about what we're going to buy our waifus for Christmas. Thoughts?

>>37087049
Are we going to mention we found out who "M" is?

>>37087184
Before that we need to figure out funds. We're broke and only have a day to get money.

Any ideas for fast cash?

>>37087184
Well, Mia's already got the tablet...perhaps we could ask around and see who'd be willing to host an art gallery?

For Claire, we'll just have to let her do whatever she wants. Rosa...a locket. With the words, 'I like it in the ass' inscribed on the inside, and instructions that she's to show it to anyone who asks. Eri...hmm. I'm not familiar with the /a/ of this universe, so I'm not sure. Maybe a few new Yuri manga?

>>37087263
The best presents are the ones you make yourself. Then again Daniel doesn't have an artistic bone in his body.

>>37087263
We'll shake down Mike for a loan. He'll be loaded soon.

I stroll over to Rosa, hugging her on her windowsill seat. "Thanks Rosa, these are all great. But I kinda don't have your present yet, due to kidnapping shenanigans." She nods and waves me off. I look around the room. "Welp since it's Christmas and I have but one marketable skill, I say, LET THE ORGY COM-"

The door swings open. "We're doing presents downstairs." Mum's words are flat and blunt as she walks away, leaving the door open. "Merry Christmas." She calls from halfway down the hall.

>Take everyone downstairs
>Leave them up here, they don't have to deal with this
>Fuck that, orgy time

>>37087292
"But Muuuuuuuuuuuuum we were gonna have an ooooooorgyyyyyyyyyy"
>sulk and go downstairs

>>37087292
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAfuck

>Take everyone downstairs

>>37087268
>see who'd be willing to host an art gallery?
We're still a social nobody, and Mia still has confidence issues when showing her art to strangers. And she can draw, but I don't think her work is meant for A gallery.

>>37087089
>>37087110
Danny is a classy gentle-slut-man. While he's up for Orgies, he's doing this because he cares. So, first, romance.

>>37087292
>>Take everyone downstairs

also
"But Muuuuuuuuuuuuum we were gonna have an ooooooorgyyyyyyyyyy"
>sulk and go downstairs
^ this.

>>37087292
>Take everyone downstairs
Man, I thought that getting dad's D would have mellowed her out some, as well as Mike getting a job.
Maybe Eri really does need to move out.

>>37087311
>>37087345
Man, no. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you want be a whiny little bitch, on top of all of the stupid that Danny has normally?

>>37087292
>Take everyone downstairs
Hopefully the conversation about lesbians, robo fucking, and harems doesn't come up.

So like when I was Danny's age I didn't get shit for my family. I still don't get shit for my family. I just show up and are given food, clothes, and lotto tickets.

"Well. That was a thing I wish hadn't happened." I stand and walk to the door. "Come on then, you're all part of the Speltin Christmas now." I wave them on, taking the stairs slowly.

Everyone else is already sitting around the tree, Mum and Dad in recliners, Eri sprawled on the couch in a tacky Christmas sweater and Mike sitting on the floor with his prototype, who, now wearing a conservative dress over her exposed machinery looks pretty convincingly human.

I nudge Eri to make room on the couch, letting the girls take it as I sit next to Mike.

I rather lamely admit I don't have anything to give today, once again, due to the kidnapping that no one noticed.

Mike hands his out first, Eri squeals in delight as she finds an actual mini robot in her present, with talking AI, standing at 6 inches tall, to me an envelope, inside is a card, with five hundred bucks in cash and a usb. "My first cheque- b-barring what I spent on the other presents." He mumbles, rubbing his arm awkwardly. "As thanks for the help. Also, I programmed a shi-" his eyes flick to Mum- "Bad game is vis basic, thought you might like it."

>Write in

>>37087508
"Jeez, now you're all making me feel worse and worse for not getting you anything." Blush and hang head in shame, smile regardless because fucking awesome gifts.

>>37087508
"Thanks man. Hey I need to ask you something latter"

Then him when we are alone who his favorite 2d girl is so we can have Mia doodle her for him

>>37087508
Meanwhile! Cripple Claire stands over braindead danny. He loved her. He said it... then he fell back into a coma.

>>37087508
"Wow, thanks, Mike. So you got the self-learning AI done?"

>>37087548
Fuuuck youuuu. That's not what happened at all. She and Danny are in a decent and caring relationship.

Mia is still raped to death though.

>>37087601
she probably killed herself first when her mum was crippled and dave relapsed

>>37087615
Missed opportunity. Longer we spent over there longer brain dead body was here. Could have ruined christmas.

>>37087548
We should have stayed in alternate reality background character.

Broken cripples do things to my heart boner and I wanted to protect cripple Claire.

>>37087548
God this alt universe shit is really making me sad. Claire's life is more or less ruined, Mia's life is the saddest thing possible, Rosa gives up on finding real friends and just settle with those MT takes in, and our mom is turned into an emotional train wreck. The worst part is the universe isn't all bad for everyone, just like real life. This is the worst thing chuckles could have ever done. Except for the universe where Mary died in the fire

>>37087676
Yeah. I felt horrible for her.

No hockey, no fit, just Danny. And he's a shit.

>>37087688
Mary sucked. She was Worst girl.

>>37087717
You shut your whore mouth

>>37087717
No your a shit

>>37087717
Mary > Yuki > Carrie > shit > Timmy > Julie

>>37087700
Honestly though, if M took us out of this reality because it's shit, and that shitty reality was better, you have to wonder what happens tonight that's going to change all our orgy having and degeneracy.

Probably rocks fall.

>>37087688
Yeah, fuck all this happiness, I want to take care of broken Claire and remain a background character by finishing highschool with average grades and getting a boring desk job for a boring company.

>>37087772
Carrie=Mar>Yuki=Julie>Shit>Timmy>>>>>>>>>>Timmy's Shit>Wally

"Jeez. Thanks Mike. Remind me to ask you something later, okay?" He nods, as his robot hands Mum and Dad their presents.

"Such a sweet girl." Mum comments as she unwraps her new oven mitts, and dad his new glasses chain. "Very sweet of you too honey." Mike stares at the floor and nods, unused to praise from our parents.

Claire yanks the usb from my hand, running to grab my laptop, as Erica hands out her presents. Mike gets a copy of GITS, which he nods to, while I open my copy of.... "What the hells Yosuga No Sora?" I ask.

She just shrugs. "I thought it would be relevant to your interests, watch it some time. You casual."

I give her a mock scowl and set it with Mikes card, as Eri give Mum and Dad their presents. A copy of Brokeback Mountain for Mum, which she scowls at, and a new wallet for Dad, featuring a bunch of pictures of Mike Eri and I as kids. He nods and tucks it away.

Claire returns with my laptop, pluggin the usb in as it boots up, staring curiously at the DVDs.

"Erica.... Why didn't you invite anyone special over for Christmas?" Mum asks, tapping a nail against the DVD case testily. "Both your brothers did."

>What do

>>37087803
Hah! No! Don't be silly. The worst thing is NTR.

>>37087808
you take that back about my husbando

>>37087813
>Yosuga No Sora
That's a pretty big hint she wants the D

Try to deflect mom. By mentioning that Mike's is a robot.

>>37087813
>Yosuga No Sora
>harem
>ecchi
10/10 sis.

>>37087813
> Why didn't you invite anyone special over for Christmas?
>Erica status: TOLD

>>37087832
Timmy. That's why he wasn't a romance option. He's already chuckles husbando.

>>37087813
"I don't know, why didn't you seem to care that I got kidnapped and tortured for several days?"

"We've all got our disappointments and gripes, but it's Christmas, so try to forget about it for a while."

>>37087813
>push Claire into Eri's lap
"Sure she has"

>>37087900
>>37087813
Seconded.

Fuck you mom. Oh honey I cared but My K drama was on.. and well.. not everything is about YOU Danny.

>>37087893
It's not a harem at all. And the main route is the sister route.

>>37087813
"Your younger son came out of his shell and your older son's gonna be a multimillionaire soon. Aren't two miracles enough, mom?"

>>37087813
"Because they're in the European Empire, mom. Yeah, Erica, I know about the exchange student you were crushing on."
Later help her get in touch with that student, see if they can hit it off and get her a student visa so she can come back.

>>37087942
That didn't happen here. They never even met.

>>37087892
>be a dick to Mike right he gives us the 500 dollars we needed to buy gifts for our girls
Why are you such a shit?

>>37087813
>Let Eri handle the situation

>>37087991
Fuck that shit, it's going to lead to a fight. Lets do >>37087942.

>>37087942
Didn't happen in this timeline.

>>37087925
Even better.

Can we change topic?
So yea mom, Claire,Rosa and Mia are pregnant, so you might have the grandchildren you wanted faster than you taught...

Or something.

>>37087942
Didn't happen. She was conflicted over the D.

"I don't know, why don't you seem to care that I got kidnapped and tortured for several days?" I ask her in turn. "We all have dissapointments and gripes Mum, but it's Christmas, so try to forget about it for a while, alright?" Mum looks away, as Eri smiles at me, tucking her legs up into the bottom of her sweater.

Rosa cuts in the present line to give Mum and Dad some fancy chocolates from the Greater Atlantic Union, claiming they're from all the girls.

Mum thanks her, even if she is still a bit frosty about it, before Mum and Dad hand out their presents.

Mike gets a new laptop, as 'apology for the old one' Eri gets a package she tries to hide behind the couch, but I recognise as a 3.5 starter kit, as well as a few hundred bucks in her car fund, and I get a new external hard drive, a few vidya I wanted to pick up in the year and a copy of Kamasutra, hastily pressed into my hands by dad when Mum goes to grab a glass of water.

>Well that was fun... we're going upstairs now, merry christmas
>Other

>>37088143
>copy of Kamasutra
based Dad