>>37026238
I think I can gather up some old people with very long memories to help out from my department. I did a quick headcount lately and the department has a lot of people these days. Even if it's been a while since I've seen any of them make the meetings.

Which brings me to something I would like to bring up, it's been a while since our current Head of Necromancy, Lich Cerik, showed his face. And while we all know how he has a reputation of dodging work it's starting to become a problem for the department. So unless he shows up again in another week, I will officially be reinstating myself as head of the department. Department regulations be damned.

>>37026238
>A muffled banging and yelling is heard within the floorboards.

>>37026474
>stares disapprovingly at the floorboards before sending a pair of skeletons to remove the floorboards in question
I'm going to regret this aren't I?

>>37026465
>coughing and wheezing
Don't ask. I don't know. Thanks.

>>37026656
Well at least with you I can assume you had a good reason for being stuck under the floorboards. To be honest I expected to find some apprentice who had botched a teleportation spell.

>>37026743
Good is a bit of a relative term. What day is it? I believe I had too much to drink over wizardmas. Heard what went down last meeting, but was too hung over to make the effort to get out.

>>37026238
I could ask my father, there should be some ancient texts in his hoard. On that note some of our Kobolds disapeared, anyone of you know what happened to them?

It is awfully late for the meeting to be held.
Except that it might be awfully early. The worst thing is that while you can probably guess what is going on with the chronomancers, you can never say when.

S'ulei can always take fellow wizards through Elsweyr if sand is what you need, hm?

>>37026805
Oh. It's you. Hi.
>>37026790
Haven't seen them, but I'll keep an eye out. Have a description of them?

>>37026810
Oh, I've been there, wasn't it... three centuries ago? I remember people making a big fuss about some tribunal thing.

>>37026769
So you have been stuck there since the wizardmas festivities? I imagine things got interesting for you when the hall got turned upside down then.

>>37026839
Uh yes, small, srcawny, red scales, cheap clothes, skittering away like cockroaches when they are in danger. Pretty koboldy actually.

>>37026238
Well my student could perform a grand scrying to show everyone what the times were like. Would that work?

>>37026805
Isn't that the truth, mostly.

Until last week? But last week already happened, how can they
Ugh, stupid chronomagic, always making my head hurt. Now as for ancient history requirements, what about just going to, I don't know, a museum. A normal one.

>>37026839
Ah, Conspierre. I was looking forward this meeting. Let me apologive about the whole "maniac" thing. I heard my insults have had a great impact on you and Cromina and as such I want to say I am very sorry about that. I owe you my life, I shouldn't have yelled at you like that.

>>37026886
...
Ah.
>quickened greater invisibility
>>37026881
>whispering
allow me to say, Quickened Spells is the best metamagic feat ever.

>>37026844
Not really, not much room down there. Saved me the trouble of rolling over though.
>>37026895
...I accept your apology.
>>37026880
Red? I wouldn't hold your breath.

>>37026912
Fryia please, I seen you standing there a good three minutes before you noticed me, you're just wasting mana. We need to talk.

>>37026886
>>37026238
Look, I can give you a thirty-four year lecture in Chronomantic studies, or you can just trust us when we say that there is a certain need for subjective time when it comes to repairing the timelines after some idiot thought it would be funny to open a Far Realm portal over the top of an off-book divinatory ritual that was trying to look into the future for lottery tickets.

>>37026238
We could always just have them spend the afternoon with some of the more senior members of the faculty, they always seem eager to discuss the past.

I swear, if I hear Professor Fishsnap's bloody trout story one more time...

Mortimer here. Have left for a while to search for new coffee tree species I have heard about. Instructions on how to make coffee on the table. Good luck, and what ever you do, don't let Soros make the coffee. Trust me on this one.

>>37026924
You saw red Kobolds around here? I swear father is furious, outraged, sick with anger.

As a side note, the economy of the local area has been un-crashed via some clever if very dangerous work from my students. Perhaps the survivors will graduate soon.

>>37026930

>dispel
... Ok. You're right. It is just that... I don't want to get mad at you again. And your hair are the wrong hue of purple right now.

>>37026912
She already saw you, and yes it is quite useful.

>>37026974
*hands him a bottle of wine*

>>37026930
>>37026983
*smirks*

>>37026930
>>37026912
Oh good, you're both here. For Ilyria's sake, you'd best get over your differences in opinion. Noel, it would probably set Fryia's mind better at ease if you let her see what you were doing with that bauble. Fryia, consider that this is coming from me when I tell you that you are acting too heavily on your suspicions. Yes, be cautious, but don't instantly jump to alienating your friends and allies. And to both of you, please, by the love of all that you consider holy, give her "the talk." I am not explaining to her how lesbians work.

>>37027013
Building on what Pierre said get the emotional overflow of you blood bond fixed.

>>37026938
*starts making coffee*

>>37026998
Skill focus: stealth is another one I should have taken.
>>37027013
>coming from me when I tell you that you are acting too heavily on your suspicions
Rather impressive.
... what about lesbians?

>>37026935
Lottery tickets?! The entire reason why the tower's gone is because some chucklehead wanted to cheat in the lotto?
>>37026983
What? It is? Great.

>>37027047
She needs the talk. I'm just the godfather. I'm not explaining that it is possible for women to have sex with each other because the inevitable follow up question is always "how?" Your problem, not mine.

>>37026974
The trip's budget was just enough to cover expenses. If the economy improved that means we only have enough money for *shuffles papers* two apprentices...

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>>37027035
Hello Soros, any news on my spellcasting yet?
I know it's not a high priority but I'm starting to realise just how much I used to really on magic to get things done before my transformation.

>>37027070
The lottery is a terrible way to make money regardless.

Unless you're running it.


>>37027085
Such is life. I'll get the perpetual money engine fired up again if we really need it. Now, where are those golems I was promised?

>>37027047
Illyria doesn't get how you two have intercourse, we aren't going to explain. Also fix your blood bond's emotional overflow.

>>37027091
Still working on it, getting a lot of interference I need to get through.

>>37027070
Seriously, honey, I'm sorry about, well, everything, but... please try to stay focused and not let your anger override your mind, ok?
>>37027080
Geez, thank you, but I guess I have another issue to solve right now. What has gotten into me when I decided you and Cromina would have been perfect in that role!
>>37027117
You mentioned it last meeting too. What is this bond and is it "broken", so to speak?

>>37026238
HA, I knew it was time for me to shine, all I need to do is wizard up the text and turn it into English!

>>37027047
Apparently Mazfiggabblewhatever isn't exactly, how you say, 'open' to that kind of thing and she lived in a palace for most of her life.
Which is shocking, you think being a matriarchy would result in women fooling around with each other, but I guess not.

>>37027101
With the increasing cost of reagents you've only been approved for *counts fingers* 3/4 of a golemn.

>>37027117
Master Diviner, may I ask you to look for my fathers Kobolds? Three disapeared, they are marked as "Property of Draconis the Red" if that helps.

>>37027148
... well this is surprising to say the least. I see we have more to explain to her than what I thought.
That said... I don't think you are a power hungry madwoman, Noel. Please forgive me, I should have trusted you when you asked me to do so. I've been selfish and acted like an absolute cunt to people I have not the right to lash at, especially you.

How curious, I've been reading over the guild rules and regulations and I believe that if I understand the wording correctly, according to Section 17.5 paragraph 23 clause 4 footnote XVII, it is perfectly legal to liquefy an apprentice for research purposes as long as they are scraped into a jar no larger than 4" in radius and stored in a cool dark place.

Gods bless our needlessly byzantine bureaucracy.

>>37027131
Well, I have been hard at work trying to patch things up with her homeland. They've stopped trying to send assassins, are convinced that she's on a pilgrimage, and are entirely busy dealing with other things. May or may not be a cultural revolution going on with a large faction of drow worshiping other gods. I've even kept bloodshed to a minimum, only the fanatics calling for genocide are taken out. And swiftly. I knew that Gloom would come in handy, some of them even worship my image as a god of...I'm not sure exactly, but they're desperate to keep blood out of the streets for fear of angering me.

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>>37027117
Well I guess I'll just wait until you have it figured out then, unless there is anything I can do to speed up the process?

>>37027131
You two have an empathic bond, causing your strong emotions to bleed over. For example your depression and Noel's anger. I'm guessing it formed when you re consummated your love after we recovered you from Jheska.

>>37027159
They are in the Alchemy department trying to change lead to gold.

>>37027262
Making head way sorry about the wait. Would rather get it right the first time after all.

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>>37026805
>>37026886
That's why I refuse to work with time travel. It never ends well. (or begins well, it's hard to tell with time travel.

>>37027217
I don't see her as one either. And if either of you get the sense I might be turning into one, please give me a good slap upside the head. I am dead serious.

>>37027070
Yes. It was, I will be reliably informed three days from now, one of the economancer students.

The one who was dabbling in the divinatory ritual, that is. The person who opened the portal is at large, and we haven't been informed from the future yet.

Next time, could somebody stage an invasion of the Abyss, or perhaps end the Blood War? I mean, really. Fixing the fuckups of first-years is a waste of my time and the kingdom's money, especially since we had to crash the economy just to purchase a big enough stock of reagents. If the accounting department had approved our request to restock our Quintessence (specifically dawn of time and end of time variants), this wouldn't have been a problem.

>>37027217
Don't worry Fryia, I forgive you, I really should've explained my motives for it too. I just wanted to be able to protect you and Ilya better.

>>37027295
GOD DAMMIT! Father told them it's stupid to try!
But have my thanks Soros, and be assured that my father will be gratefull.

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Good afternoon, everyone. I hope everyone had a blessed holiday season.

Now, what is the matter of the day?

>>37027351
No problem, give him my regards. Also take the 2nd floor entrance first floor is having a slime making a mess.

>>37027353
Chronomancers messed up time and now a field trip has been cut out because of it.

>>37027253
We got regulations on how many hats each one of us is supposed to have and how many of them should be bought every century. Go figure.
>>37027255
Pierre! I've just said you are not a megalomaniac and you tell me your are tricking people into thinking you are a god?
>>37027295
How do you know what we did after that, soros?
>eye twitching
>>37027303
You kindness is more than I deserve. I'm so glad I have you.
>>37027296
You would be dead, period. But I think I would let Noel judge her own apprentice.
>>37027353
Greetings. Have we met yet?

>>37027381
...Maybe I just let them try for now. Maybe they really manage to create gold. That would please my father a lot more.

>>37027397
Fryia Crowflame, yes? Anfarthon informs me that you are head of one of the facilities here.
I am Niamal of Rosetide, filling in as Head Lawmagus in Anfarthon's absence.

>>37027397
Regulations I have always found restrictive, personally.

A man should have as many hats as he deems fit.

>>37027353
The chronomancers have mucked about with the fabric of the universe as per usual.
I think there's also some kind of personal drama afoot but nobody's been turned into anything interesting yet so I haven't been paying much notice.

>>37027296
Don't worry Sam, if you become a powerhungry madwoman, I'll be right beside you giving you a good ol' dose of humiliation to set you straight again.
Or I'll just smack you upside the head with Valflame, either or really.

>>37027397
Deductive reasoning, I have enough of a sex life I don't need to peep.

>>37027435
That would be unwi-*explosion from alchemy lab* Oh dear.

>>37027397
Not intentionally. I just don't know how to stop it without turning it to bloodshed in the streets. So I'm just continuing with what I've been doing, killing the ones advocating a purge of the ones who think that maybe a purge of the surface world isn't the best idea. Trying to find a god willing to pick up "enforced non violence," there's some interest, but not as much as you'd expect. At least it's the image of that Gloom I bought that they're worshiping instead of my actual one. That'd get awkward.

>>37027381
>>37027442
No, we're the ones FIXING the damn thing.

It's the economancer students who broke it because they wanted to win a lottery.

We did crash the gold price, but we needed a certain amount of gold value for our focus components, and Accounting refused to just do the simple thing and buy more.

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>>37027397
>>37027443
Thanks. I don't have any plans to be that kind of person, but it never hurts to have people watching out for you.

>>37027442
I kept trying to get a good hat but they all end up falling over my eyes. Maybe I need a new tailor...

>>37027461
Ho boy. want me to take a peek?

Greetings, fellows. Sorry I'm a bit late, had a shipment of corpses to get offloaded and refrigerated in preparation for next semester. You do not want semi-fresh corpses rotting next to your classroom. I did that once. Never going to have to explain myself to that many paladins again.

How are you all doing? Did I miss anything important?

>>37027461
...In Tiamats name, what have they done? *goes to look for the kobolds*

>>37027515
Sure, watch out for jabberwocks

>>37027532
Your call.

>>37027552
They blew up a theurgic smelter. Worth 300k gp

>>37027550
Chronomancers fixing an economic mistake, apparently. It all sounds highly illegal, I'd like to talk with the party responsible.

>>37027532
Vex is actually pretty good at it. I just have my hood most of the time, save for ceremonial occasions. For that I just stitched a skullcap into my hat to keep it at the right position.
>>37027353
Cancelled field trip.

>>37027532
We could just get you a bigger head.

>>37027578
Ah, that sounds... odd.

Why would Chronomancers... You know what, never mind. I don't think I actually want to know.

>>37027461
Like I would believe you...
>>37027504
Wha I still don't get is how you managed to make them think Illy is still the Chosen after she fell so hard I am surprised she did not left an hole into the ground.
>>37027438
Did Anfarthon leave?
... I understand, it seems like I caused even more problem than I thought. I still don't know why I lashed at him too...
>>37027589
Please, Adrian. Please.

>>37027634
Because everyone unable to be persuaded that she shouldn't be killed has turned up dead.

>>37027634
Well, they did make me head of Weaponised Astronomy, not Tactomancy.

>>37027515
>It's the economancer students who broke it because they wanted to win a lottery.
Ridiculous. They were busy at the time fixing the economy of the surrounding area, and wouldn't have any time. Moreover, lotteries are well-known as a joke in all economancy circles.

>>37027634
Fryja believe me or not, it is your call. If you want to fight about it, I would be happy to oblige.

>>37027634
Anfarthon's departure was unrelated to you. He had long been feeling depressed and guideless since he was Dishonored. He feels that an excursion of his own will help him to find his purpose in this new life.
And until then, I must perform his duties.

>>37027577
*comes back with three singed Kobolds*
How about...uh...I give you this guys as exchange? They make grerat servants I swear, right?
*Kobolds look confused*
Father is going to kill you...so staying with the wizards?
*Kobolds nod frantically*

>>37027550
Good, I was hoping we would get that shipment before the end of the week. Oh and Professor Doomblight, I'm going to resume my title as head of the department unless Lich Cerik shows up soon. So if you would be so kind as to help spread the word among the other members of the Necromancy Department that would be appreciated.

>>37027678
I didn't say they were your good students.

And yes, the economy was us. We needed five hundred thousand gold's worth of quintessence to fix the problem, and we had one hundred thousand available (budget, you know). Our choices were either to wait for Accounting to approve a purchase or just inject enough gold from the future into the present that we crash the market and get what we had to be worth five hundred thousand.

By the way, about fifty-seven years from now, there'll be a scarcity.

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>>37027583
Alright, I'll consider that.

>>37027589
Uh...no thanks. I like my head not being magic'd up any.

>>37027577
Blew up a smelter? yeah, this is probably up my alley. I'll go check it out.

>>37027709
I've got undead and a Niece, I don't need Kobolds.

>>37027730
Alright, I'll get on that first thing when I get back. Nice to have you back, by the way.

>>37027438
You already met me and my apprentice, right Niamal?

>>37027658
Even the High Priestesses? I thought they could hear Lolth's words, didn't she tell them? But I guess the spider bitch is not going to help her own people if they can't manage to understand what happened by themselves.
... thems-elves, ahahah, got that? Ok, sorry.
>>37027677
Fair enough.
>>37027694
I hope he will find his own reason to go on living, then. Until then, let me say welcome to this guild in the name of the Witchcraft and Curses Division of Wizardry.

>>37027764
You are always introducing your apprentice instead of me, what does this mean, do you care about her more than...
... sorry, sorry. Another fit of rage, it feels like they come and go just like the tides,and I can't quite get the reason behind this.

>>37027750
I wouldn't go up, there is molten lead everywhere. Like really everywhere. How much did you guys use in tiamats name?
*Kobolds shrug*
>>37027761
But Kobolds are a lot cheaper than nieces and don't smell as bad as undead...okay they smell bad but they don't rot and leave parts everywhere.

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*Falls down from the rafters, Head first until miraculously landing on her feet on the floor at the last possible second*
"Uh. When did I get up there? How long was I even asleep? Did anyone get killed? What'd I miss? Am I asking enough annoying questions yet? Did anyone get mad that I stole their clothes to make an appropriate outfit now that my hormones have calmed down?"

>>37027851
Aren't you quite a failure of a paladin?

>>37027851
Alright, who left their paladin in the roof?

>>37027766
The vast majority of the dissenters were in fact high priestesses. I've had to hide more noticeable things than my presence from the gods before though. I'm sure I've confused the hell out of Lolth, from her point of view it looks like her most devout followers are just dropping dead.

>>37027851
Oh goody, the sex fie- I mean the Paladina decided to show up.

>>37027766
Lolth has proved time and time again that she is less interested in the survival and well-being of her own people than she is in her own amusement.

>>37027749
Wouldn't it have been better to reach further into the future than fifty-seven years? Some of us will still be around by then.

Also, if what you say is true then I may have to have a word with the surviving members of the class.

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>>37027879
"Yeah probably. I don't think about it too much. I stick to my personal code and that's enough for me."
>>37027884
"Good question, Any ideas? I think the last thing I did was curl up comfy cozy infront of he fireplace."
>>37027911
"Heya Noel. I found clothes! I can take them off if you want though!"

>>37027764
Indeed, I have had the pleasure of meeting you both.
>>37027766
Thank you, Fryia.
>>37027851
I would like my outfit back, if you would.

>>37027884
She has been taking this habit of sticking around, not that anyone of us is quite happy about it. Not to mention she is rather cowardly and greedy for a paladin, I guess she is just a warrior posing as one.
>>37027911
Ignore her, she might just disappear.
>>37027896
That's how professional works, aight? But thanks for what you are doing for Illy.

>>37027969
"Hey you're the first person to guess that!, But no I won't disappear that easy."
>>37027956
"Fiiine. Ill try and find my own then. I'm sure someone around here can sew."

>>37027952
Please don't, its hard to focus on my responsibilities when there's a nude catperson walking around with a contented grin plastered on her face. God help you if Illya starts taking notes from you.

>>37027969
Yes, of course. As for the worship thing, Soros wants to be a god apparently. Would get rid of the threat of the world-eater in any case.
>>37027577
Hey, I've got a small faction of drow worshiping me as a god, anything you can do to have them worship someone else? Posthumous godhood would play merry hell with my resurrection.

>>37027833
Geomancer. I'll be fine. Learned enough pyromancy to not have to worry about anything though if I need help I'll call for it.

>>37028005
I was a seamstress back in Rosetide. If you needed clothes, you had only to ask. I am happy to help.

>>37027956
Well you met Fryia, she's very near to me and we raise a Drow princess together.
Former Princess.
Maybe.
The succession issue never got clarified.

>>37028025
You could always kill them.

What? I'm just saying it's an option. I'd like a pile of Drow corpses to experiment on anyway.

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>>37028010
"I'll try not to rub off on Illya. But really though I've calmed down! Its just once a year...Ah nevermind. It doesn't matter."

>>37028042
"Oh you were? I could use a good outfit to wear around here. I really wasn't thinking clearly when I packed my bag. Something like this, But with pants would be best."

I return from my trip into the far future. What have I missed?

>>37027939
Further you go, the harder it is to stabilise when you bring it back. Fifty-seven years was deemed relatively safe, so the gold we brought shouldn't rip a new hole in reality if it comes into contact with its past existence.

>>37028063
I'm not a big fan of genocide, large scale cultural change that may result in them eventually establishing peace treaties with the surface world at large? That's more my speed.

>>37027709
Sure they can work off the debt.

>>37027750
Please repair it if possible.

>>37028025
*whispers a plan to Conspierre* That should do it

I need to leave for business now, leave the guild in one piece!

>>A man shaped ball of brown fur walks past carrying buckets

>>37028095
That would work yes. Thought you wanted to ascend at some point though? Ah well, if you insist.

>>37028078
Suuuure you have.

>>37028092
I heard genocide. Allow me to help in your endeavors.

>>37028106
Hey Fergus, how are you doing?

>>37028078
I would be glad to provide pants for the affair, modesty is the first step to purity after all. I can make the rest as well, with what little fabric there is to use around here.
>>37028106
Greetings. Do you work here?

>>Fergus walks back past holding two buckets full of fire

>>37028057
Actually Conspierre is working on it. I think this is supposed to be reassuring
>>37028122
Stay away from this guy, he is a notorious backstabber.

>>37028160
That's... actually pretty impressive, to be totally honest.

How'd he get it in the buckets?

>>37028160
Hold on there my good man!

*hands Fergus a comb*

You look like you could use this.

>>37028180
Eh, he has a 50/50 success rate, so either it works, or it doesn't.

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>>37028160
"Looks like there must be a particularly stubborn stain. Hopefully it wasn't my fault. I'm still missing a day or so of memory."
>>37028150
"The only stipulation is that obviously my tail needs to be free"
>>37028119
"Certainly! I haven't molested anyone to my knowledge in at least a day!"

>>37028180
>>37028122
I'm not genociding. Creates more problems than it solves. And she's not really seen as the chosen of Lolth, just the chosen one in general. Everyone's bickering over what that means.

>>37028028
Well I an immune to heat anyways, but I surely won't clean anything like a filthy peasant.

Man remember when these shitty threads got deleted?

>>37028225
Of course, I will make sure to include a tail-hole.

>>37028249
It's no worse than quest threads.

>>37028223
Should we hope it works? I can never tell with Pierre, his plans tend to be a box closed into an enigma entangled in a sea of false leads guarded by three headed monsters.
>>37028228
It is a compliment, mind you. Maybe

>>37028129
>>37028150

*nods* Evening lords and ladies. Just cleaning out the imp pit. I may have to request some extra non-wooden brooms.

*walks out of sight again, trailing smoke*

>>37028180
>>37028223
>>37028228
Well I can assure you with my help all your problems will be resolved. All of them...~

>>37028293
>>37028223
Well, it's now a heavy taboo to even think about harming her in that city. After things calm down I was thinking of having her make some kind of show of force, rally to be better than that city near them that they all hate, beat them to allying with the surface world. Then I visit that city, convince them to ally with more of the surface world, and be even more magnanimous. Playing on a whole lot of rivalry here, not gonna lie. Need Illy to be able to hold her own as well, this is a long term thing.

>>37028417
Is my daughter just going to be a pawn in your next scheme, Pierre? Will you put her in danger just to further you own goals? Be careful, I prepared a lot of Quickened spells this morning.

>>37028495
No. Unless you're counting this as a scheme to not have to keep warding off assassins. It's easier to just have people not want her dead. I'll take a blood oath if you want.

>>37028543
Please do, Pierre. I will officiate the ceremony personally. I hope you understand I can't just put her fate into someone else hands, even an old friend whom I trust. Especially someone I trust. Think about what happened lately.

>>37028618
No, I understand perfectly. I, Pierre, swear to make every effort to protect Illyria Crowflame, adoptive daughter of Warlock Noel the Pyromancer and Fryia the Crow. I take this oath in good faith, under the understanding that if I fail to uphold this oath I shall be stripped of my magic and placed at the mercy of Fryia the Crow.

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>>37028618
Pierre was willing to take a blood oath for me when Noel had a similar concern - I'd trust him to have your daughter's best interests at heart, even if it ends up being a roundabout way of showing it.

Also, I'm gonna need some help with the thingy downstairs. Like, a LOT of help.

>>37028733
Wait, what thingy? You're sounding like me now. Did you do a thing?

>>37028733
...Alright, what's happened this time?

>>37028733
That... I'll help you. Cleaning up mistakes kids like you make is half my job anyway.

What did you do, by the way?

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>>37028733
You need help even after transforming, what kind of overkill problem are you dealing with?

>>37028699
>takes out a dagger and cuts pierre's wrist
Your life lies in your hands; yours lies in mine. Whatever aid you will grant her, I'll return you twofold; whatever harm, tenfold. The Oath is taken.
>cure wounds
Ok, you are good to go now, and...
>>37028733
>>37028757
>>37028767

Oh, I thought me and pierre were alone, no one of you has been showing up in half an hour! What's going on then, Sam?

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>>37028744
>>37028757
>>37028767

This happened. Or more accurately, it shrugged off everything I shot at it and was gnawing on the charred remains of alchemy students. Something tells me I'm out of my league.

>>37028785
Her life* Sorry, got the pact wrong, it still worked out though.
>>37028793
FOE! DAMMIT!

>>37028785
I've been busy enjoying the peace and quiet for once, but I'm still here.

>>37028793
Gods, is that a Spellbane? We'll need some ethereal bindings and a retromancer, stat!

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>>37028793
...I wonder, do you think it would help if I tried eating it? Because until Soros fixes me I think that's all I got.

>>37028793
Yeah, something tells me you're right.

Fuck, I haven't had to deal with one of these for so long. This is going to take a while

>>37028793
Is it red or black, or just orange?
>>37028828
That's an FOE. It may basically be everything, they unveil their camouflage spell only when directly engaged.

>>37028793
Oh god, I'm getting flashbacks!

>>37028793
Uhhhhhhh. Does it look surprised to anyone else?
>>37028828
Yeah....about that. Last time we had those I crafted them out of Anfarthon's finger when he took a human form and had some mixups. You may want to find something else.

>>37028793
Oh. I've seen this before. It didn't go well for the Paladin...

>>37028828
What exactly do you need from us necromancers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8

>>37028879
No, Retromancer!
>>37028876
No ethereal bindings, then? Good thing it's not actually a Spellbane!

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>>37028852
I'd...rather not consider that.

>>37028858
I really didn't expect there to be something that was so totally immune to huge blasts of fire magic, bindings and a few hasty made-up curses. Hence, needing help.

How did that even get into the achemy lab?

>>37028861
It was just orange. As for the veil, I might have a spell that can drop it but...

>>37028793
well that's weird, it takes a step every time I take one.
>step
And it moved. But when we don't move, it doesn't too...

>>37028943
Oh, at least we can deal with an orange one.
so, how many Etrian players in this thread?

Good thing I remembered the rope.

>>37028944
>>37028943
Everyone should probably get together, In a formation of sorts. With the people who can take a beating at The front and everyone else at the back. A party of sorts. And move together. To minimize its advantage.

>>37028962 Never played it, But seen it streamed and the song I think everyones heard.

>>37028976
>Pushes everyone nearby in front
Excellent! So many brave souls.

>>37028976
Would this be a bad time to need the restroom?

>>37028976
Well, in that case, you go first miss "Paladin"

>>37028990
Wait, when did the rest of us get signed up to be meatshields?

>>37028999
Probably

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>>37028943
Alright, it doesn't look like it would taste good anyway. But when all you have is a fireball spell and all that.
>>37028976
...so I'll be at the front then? At least I can put this crazy regeneration to good use.

>>37028990
SIIIIIINDRIIII!
>>37028999
You are going nowhere, Pierre. Front line, at once.
>>37028976
Agreed. Paladins are a first line class, don't you know? You are actually supposed to take all of the hurt on yourself. So enjoy being beaten and eaten.

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>>37029007
"That was the plan. Though I wanted to see if anyone else would step forward..." *Glances around the room once before taking up the position furthest forward and most likely to be hit by any FOEs.*
>>37029023
You can try distracting some of its attacks. You claim to be good at dodging and all that. Though I doubt you could hold its attention all that well. You're not...uhm, Intimidating? No offense.
>>37028990
Glad to see someone being so selfless...
>>37029053
I'm used to it.

If everyone is ready, Might as well get this over with.

>>37029069
Wait! We forgot something!
>>37028976
a shame not so many people play EO, it is a top tier game if you ask me.

>>37029069
Wait wait wait...

I could probably have a ravening horde of undead here in 5 minutes, why are we all going in there ourselves?

>>37029023
>A group of 5 rogues drags a large metal box into the guild hall. The leader points to you and shouts "THIS IS YOUR FAULT, FIX IT!" before leaving.
>You can hear muffled singing from inside the box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>37029106
Wheres the fun in that?
Subtext: What kind of lameoid loser thinks about what they are doing before doing it? Are you a NERD?
>>37029095
What'd we forget? We better hurry up. Who knows how many poor assistants and apprentices are being murdered.

>>37029136
The FOE THEME SONG! http://youtu.be/LGJEA1_hIdI?list=PLF3sECcU-eWy1gxwlz8XyO2Q7MdLyiK6d

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>>37029095
Probably best to get it quickly. I'll stay in the back row though I don't know how good my magic will be - unless someone has some sort of booster!

>>37029136
We're in a wizards guild, so most likely.

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>>37029069
Yes I'm very good at dodging in this form. And I think I can be pretty intimidating when I try, let me just remember someone special I used to hate. Someone delicious...
>>37029107
I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO NOONE! GO AWAY!

>>37028990
Sindri, you weirdly named bastard!

>>37029053
Are you mad? This isn't even the body Lupa upgraded!

>>37029154
>Is in a box and can't leave

>>37029148
Oh fuck it, a theme song. We're not getting out of this now.

Right then, time to go fight stuff

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>>37029148
>>37029216
>>37029175
>>37029152

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>>37029154
Sup QB?

>>37029154
If you REALLY want to be up with me you might as well. it'll probably still try to kill me anyway.
>>37029216
Do we have a themesong? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM
>>37029244
Oh wow. This thing looks dangerous. Wheres the bug spray when you need it.

>>37029244
It's a bug for ANTS!

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>>37029180
>lightly taps the box
Actually I'm curious why he is still like that, I really need to look into how this happened, normally the transformation should have worn off hours ago.
>>37029216
Right, right, time for me to distract some FOE.
>>37029258
Hello? I don't believe we have met, so why are you feel utterly terrifying?
>>37029267
Oh yes I'll be up front, it's where I will be the most use.

>>37029244
... so, is it the FOE?
>summon bug spray IX
This oughta do the trick.
>>37029267
I hope it is not that.

"Hello there gentlemen, I'm here to get the list of ingredients you need us to get, as the deal between our guilds dictates."

"So what do you need, we might already have some due to the monster caves we cleared out last week."

>>37029306
>The box dents outward as a huge fist punches into the spot that was tapped

>>37029311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiRivDMIYM

I feel a bit silly now. We have a front line and a back line and everything for one monster. Surely it cant be that strong.
>>37029334
NOT NOW, F O E.

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>>37029301

>>37029244
Gross.

Well, let's get this over with.

>>37029336
I'm just gonna shove that box down those stairs and let the F.O.E. wear itself out a bit killing whatever is in it.

>>37029349
"FOE?"

"Sorry but I have no idea what you're talking about mate, mind explaining it in a non magical way?"

>>37029380
All things considering that might actually work, do it.

>>37029366
Yeah, it looks awfully tiny too... >>37029366
Hey! Not tiny at all! Quick Paladin, stand before me!
>>37029380
Good idea, it is worth a shot.

>>37029366
>Toss at F.O.E.? [y/n]

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>>37029395
NOT A FOE, A F O E. ITS COMPLICATED. STAB THE BUG THING OR WAIT UNTIL WERE DONE.
>>37029402
>*Steps between the squishy caster peoples and the bug and looks intimidating*

>>37029414
>[y]
>>37029400
>>37029402
Very well, sayanora, box!

>>37029414
>points hands at the box and makes it levitate until it stands near the FOE
Problem solved!

>>37029451
>>37029414
>sounds of shattered iron

>>37029435
>>37029451
>Is in a box next to the F.O.E.

http://youtu.be/nDZZEfrRbdw

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>>37029306
Oh, don't you worry about it. It's one of those things you feel but just can't put your finger on, I've been told I have that effect on people. Anyway, I'm looking for someone and she doesn't seem to be here, so I'll be on my way again.

>>37029424
"AH, More of a bludgeoner myself but I do like to smash bugs, HUZZAH! FOR DOSH!"

*Puts on his helmetCharges the bug thing with his mace and shield

"PEST REMOVAL COSTS EXTRA BY THE WAY!"

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>>37029451
I can't believe that weird botch of a transformation might actually turn out to be useful.
>>37029469
>>37029473
>waits pateiently
>>37029484
Well good luck then, I would help but we have our own little problem happening right now. And this body seems to have that instinctive fear of you.

>>37029473
>pulls Noone out of what remains of the box, holding him between its claws
Bbbbzzz, greetttingz, man-thingzzz, can you pleazzzzze tell me where am I?
>>37029495
Pleaazzze, I mean no harrrm.

>>37029469
"HEYYYEYYYAAAHEYYYY"
>Engages in fisticuffs with the F.O.E.

>>37029526
*Stands where she is her jaw working but no words coming out looking confused before eventually mumbling* "...it can talk?"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>37029526
Flee before me!
>terrifying visage
>>37029529
Hey! What's going on?

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>This whole thread

>>37029526
And the mages guild misunderstood yet another living being. Hooray for us.
Greetings.... Mr. FOE? This is the basement of the Mage Guild. How can we help you?

>>37029526
"LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR GREYSKULL!"
>Punch!

>>37029526
*Stops his charge and raises his visor

"IT CAN TALK, THAT MEANS IT CAN BECOME A DRINKING BUDDY'S WITH US! "

>>37029562
Not anymore worse than the 500 quest threads. And we only have 1-2 a day

>>37029562
Please tell me someone archived this

>>37029562
Must be your first time seeing these threads, this isn't even the second strangest Mage Guild thread.

>>37029526
It should be noted that even though this is He-man Noone, it's still Noone so assume his hits are like that of tiny kitten

>>37029605
>Strangest
Its full of shitposts

>>37029592
Yes, i know. Those Quest generals opened up shitposting form every board, i hate them.
My advice to not make Quest threads still goes ignored.

>>37029605
>The plot to an entire thread was that assassins guild tried to throw a party in the mages guild and we ended up killing thousands of them before we even asked them why they were here

>>37029553
I Can zzzzing to, not that thizzzz izz a suitable occazzzion to do so.
>>37029557
Yezzz? There is dangerr I should be awarrrre ovvv?
>>37029567
Restrrrrrrain thizzzz fool, plleazzze. It izzz starting to get botherrrring.
>>37029566
Ohhhh, greeeetingzzzz. My name izzz ZZZtalker. I am here forrr, a certain, Connzpierrrrre. Can you bring me to Conzzzzpierre?

>>37029574
Oy, Steve, long time no see! 'Ow's it goin' over at th' fighter's guild?

>>37029349
I'm pretty sure the Divination Department has a theme [spoilers]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b-i0XknSnM[/spoilers]

>>37029648
>>37029557
What are we supposed do with it then?
>>37029631
it wasn't even among the strangest things that happened. Trust me, or ask Pierre, Cromina, Soros, or Biscuitbarrel or the Head of Necromancy. We've seen some shit

>>37029648
"Do you drink mate, or like going cave diving and monster slaying?"

>>37029682
"Pretty good Marluk, though last month's 'monster in the food hall to test the rookies' was a water elemental, talk about a sink or swim situation. How have you been?"

>>37029687
Ive read some of the archives, This mages guild thing has been going on a long time. Surprised I didnt see it sooner. I posted in the Paladins guild meeting and a few random Villagers meetings etc

>>37029687
On a second thought what are you supposed to do, since I am going to get a nap. Let me know how it turned out, though. Good night, everyone!

>>37029723
there was a fighters guild meeting, it was fairly fun. kinda want to see a bard's guild meeting

>>37029648
"EAT KNUCKLES, KNAVE!"
>Ineffective punching continues

>>37029717
I can, in factttt, drrrrrrink quite 'eavily. I zuppoezzzzz we can share a drrrrrink afterrr I've found thizzz Conzpierre.
>>37029750
Dezzzzizt!
>throws Noone several feet away

>>37029743
It would end in an orgy and a boom of business for the clerics who cure STDs. Heu. Paladin guild was interesting because the plot involved half of them bedding succubi while the other half went BUT THATS BAD. My favorite thread is the interdimensional bar or whatever. Where people from all types of settings walk into a bar and hijinks ensue.

>>37029743
We had one of those. There was less sex than expected.

>>37029743
There have been both Bard and Druid meetings from what I am aware of.

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Behold!
I have stolen a young girls heart?

>>37029785
I assume there was still a lot of sex?

>>37029783
I remember those, would often play an Ork that forgot how to Waaagh

>>37029785
>>37029783
I remember the bard guild. pretty fun. Bt there was definitely a LOT of sex involved betweeen a mothkin, a dragonborn and an eldricth knight that is probably the same one who posts in the mage guild
>>37029802
the mages hijacked the druid one

>>37029812
Yes, and? What are you planning to do with it?
I need to know if it's worth the effort to hide you from whatever guards or paladins you have after you.

>>37029802
There was a adventurer academy meeting or two aswell, With plenty of jokes about people not being able to find the right classrooms and the bards molesting everyone and so on
>>37029819
I only managed to catch a few, Cant possibly guess who I was! Was pretty cool, But it seems like they have trouble getting started
>>37029825
Good lord there truly is nothing a bard wont fuck

>>37029825
>the mothkin
gee, I wonder who that was. Heh, heheh...

>>37029861
What im planning to do with it? Pride, of course!
Also get off my leg, i already raised a Crypt. I don't need a tower of whatever right now.

That being said, what happened to the Chronomancers' Tower?

So now that the F.O.E. situation has been dealt with...

So assuming no Chronomancer shenanigans, at least one new years celebration should be coming up soon. My Niece wants to throw a party for all the kids enrolled in the necromancy program at the academy, and assuming we can get permission for it she told me to invite all my, and I quote, "Wizard Guild Friends"

Not sure what she was implying with that line, to be honest.

>>37029861
Hey, boss, would it be alright for my Niece to throw an end of the year party for our students?

>>37029864
you don't get it. the mothkin and the dragonborn were among the bards.
>>37029883
Did you post in the Monster Union thread too? that was a pretty fun one.

there was also a thiefs guild one but it was mostly paladins and fighters pretending to be rogues

>>37029924
I was the OP to that, in fact. I'll have to wait a year until next October to host another, though.

>>37029932
That's hilarious.

Keep wanting to start a bard's guild meeting as Daveth the Bowyer

>>37030012
omg do it

>>37029919
Well carry on then. As for the Chronomancers' tower, it's currently located a week ago, no idea when they will pop ahead again.
>>37029923
I don't see why not, let me know when it happens and I'll see if I can attend myself. Is your niece a necromancer as well?

>>37030012
Do it fgt

>>37030019
Maybe at some point in the future, got a week of 12 hour night shifts to do first

>>37029923
I'd be glad to come, I was always fond of kids.
>>37030012
Do eet.

>>37030027
>>37030043
Keep an eye out for it then, time to start thinking up material when I've got nothing going on at work.

>>37030020
In-training, at least.

We're still having trouble figuring out why she can't actually raise anything larger than a slightly fat chinchilla, though.

>>37030058
shit thats right, I mean to make bard stuff....

"So, anyone got the list of stuff you guys need us to get for you?"

>>37030020
A week ago? I assume this is a chronomancer classic?

>>37029923
Oh boy, pardon me.
Heard about a party. Who's in charge of the Music?

>>37030082
Somewhere in here. Hey, you of any relation to the other Steve that used to be in your guild? Died a lot on missions for me, little simple now?

>>37030087
Well, I was planning on getting whoever was in charge of the bard wing at the moment. You wouldn't happen to have any suggestions, would you?

>>37026238
im pleased to announce that the planer area swap practice went without anything going wrong we brought a little ysgard here waited for it to leave and went on out merry way

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>>37030082
I'm sure someone around here can get you a list. But I need some supplies, for me personally. Whetstones and the like. I can pay you Platinum. I believe that's the common currency here? That's all I brought so I hope its enough.

Hello everyone, some dire matters needed attending to in the library but all has been fixed. What have I missed?

>>37030131
you know sometimes i miss not having any students to teach i barely get any time to spend with my wives husbands and children now

>>37030156
an F O E. Fortunately, I took swift action and terrified it into submission.
>>37030131
I need you to let me know if any godlings arise as a result of my scheming. I need them to understand that I do not, under any circumstances, want any kind of divine favor.

>>37030127
Bards?
Who likes bards?
I once captured a Bard and he started making his own music, what kind of insanity is that? He tried to cheat me!
I swear, everytime someone chooses bard, i get a little blood rot because bards are cheaty cards.

Cleary, I should be in charge of music.

>>37030195
no divine favours got it

>>37030195
for real? Im surprised they even could find ways into the hall...

Mages! Bill bled on the sixth floor of the South tower and there's a demon in there!

>>37030125
"Nah, lot of Steves in the fighters guild now you mention it though. And Bobs, 'n Jims."

*Scratches chin in thought

>>37030154
"Ah, just head on over to the guildhall lass, go around the brawl in the main hall and ask Jeff to give you some, all martial or partialy martial classes get to use the armoury supplies at discount."

>>37030220
It was Already Here. Some infernal sorcery no doubt.

>>37030201
what you got against bards i have lots of bards at homes its great

>>37030201
...Right, we're going to have to meet up later and plan out the song selection.

Shit, that reminds me I need to get someone to conjure up some food.

>>37030230
Dammit, Fergus is going to be so pissed at you.

>>37030238
correction at home i only have 1 home

>>37029717
Markul. It's Markul. But yeah, things get pretty strange 'round these parts, 'specially since y'don't see many 'round 'ere who take t' close combat as well as they do magic. Th' only other one 'round who comes to mind is Cromina, an' she 'as a bit of an inferiority complex. Say, you got any Eldrich Knights over there?

Shit, we need t'get some sorta cross-curricular program set up. There's plenty folks out there who can fight who also got a bit of magical talen' in 'em. The only real sparrin' partner 'ere is a ball of emotional issues who needs t' learn 'ow t' apply 'erself. Last time I really got t' see proper combat was wit' a member of th' baker's guild.

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>>37030220
Someone probably left the front door open again. Like how all the assassins got in.
>>37030232
I cant leave here, I have to protect them from assassins. And my supplies are dwindling. I had no idea it was even possible to piss off THAT many shadow organizations. They even sent a humanized rust monster, It was hell to get my sword back to proper condition after that.

>>37030234
>>37030277
both of these ideas make sense to be honest, I myself have been known to accidentally leave the main door open time to time. That thing is so heavy it's rather hard to close properly

>>37030277
You're not the only one wit' close combat talen' here. Go an' get your supplies, I can 'old down the fort. An' I'd be awfully grateful if you could get some lard bread on the way back. Bakers' Guild screwed up my last order an' put some sorta monster transformation potion in it. An' then th' delivery boy ate it.

>>37030251
Oh sweet. Just don't pick Conga, the guy that helps me with it gets a little angry when someone fails a single step.

>>37030238
I swear.

Everytime i capture the heart of someone and he pulls out a banjo i start sweating in anger because curses aren't things you can just shake of because "i play the banjo!"
>Pulls of his cursed music instrument while ranting.

I SWEAR, MAKING SOMEONE USELESS. IS TERRIBLE.
>The NecroDancer starts playing the cursed music instrument rapidly!

WHEN I CAPTURE BARD HEARTS I JUST LEAVE THEM ON THE FLOOR BEATING SO I CAN LAUGH AT THEM. THERE'S NO USE TO BEING A BARD, YOU JUST PLAY MUSIC AND SEX WOMEN. WELL I HAPPENS LIFE ISN'T LIKE THAT. IF I WAS CONFRONTED WITH A BARD IW OULD RATHER JUMP INTO THE PIT OF FIRE THAN BATTLE HIM. LIKE WHO DE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS? SOME KIND OF GOD-BLESSED MUSIC MAKER? 1000 YEARS UNDER-EVOLVE BLESSED BY GOD OF TRICKERY. IT MUST BE. THEY HAVE IT TOO EASY, ITS NOT FAIR FOR OTHER PEOPLE

>NecroDancer ranting intensifies to a point where you can only hear his mouth cackling and his music getting louder until he eventually storms off.

>>37030332
we have doors i always assumed everybody just magicked there way in theres so many ways to do so

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>>37030232
PERHAPS LEVI, YOU SHOULD TRY LIFTING WITH YOUR LEGS MORE

>>37030332
Oy, this is why we need t' encourage more 'alf-orcs t' take up studyin' magic. We got the blood of the race that figured out 'ow t' cast wit' constitution runnin' through our veins.

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>>37030367
Fraid I cannot, I have to be here as much as possible. I already shirked my duty once or twice with an apprentice or two when my mind was clouded last month. Hence why I need to pay someone to get me supplies.

>>37030433
>meant to link>>37030332

>>37030445
or you know just make the doors lighter

although i suppose then there to easy to beat down

>>37030277
"I'll send a courier over to get some delivered then, no problem. Us martials got to stick together."

>>37030261
"I'de be happy to get the head of the guild in touch with you guys to get something like that set up. We're already training war skalds for the bard's guild, and armoured archers for the Ranger's guild. Give mea missive and I'll see that it gets brought up during the next meeting."

"And yeah there's one or two Eldritch Knights over in the hall, nice guys, if a bit quiet due to the study they do."

"And any one you send over should be warned, Culinaire the Battlecook, our head chef, makes bread like stone, saw a man beat a dragon to death with a loaf once, and a holy guy once blessed one put it on a chain and used it as a holy weapon."

>>37030456
what supplies do you need

>>37030392
Well as a librarian we have resolved to only use magics relating to books. If we stretch it we might find a way to relate it but not reliably.
>>37030433
Honey you can't maintan thighs like that in a library for 600 years
>>37030445
Honestly, seeing how orcs treat their literature I would detest to see them in my library.

>>37030251
So, is anyone going to do something about it? It's big, and angry. And looking for someone who summoned it before. I'll clean up, but not before that thing's gone.

>>37030456
They'll probably send a courier.
>>37030261
Well, if need be I can actually do something, depending on what body I use. Got one that Lupa upgraded, and got a Gloom. Downside to the gloom is that I have to cast using hand signs instead of words.

>>37030572
oh fine i will go kill it

>>37030600
Thank you, my lord. I'll get a mop.

>>37030510
>>37030576
Cheers.
>>37030514
Sorry man, A martial will know better what to get for me. Ill just let him handle it.

>>37030572
"Where is it and what kind? I may have to get more specialized gear from the guild hall."

>>37030610
ok its a ballor im going to need somebody to take its weapon from it before it dies im horrible at disarming and i need another assistant to be ready to teleport it the fuck out of here before it destroys the room in its death throes

>>37030658
"I have a chain lasso that I'm reasonable with, I can snag it's weapon for you."

>>37030658
It takes me an hour to prepare a teleport, I'm going to just stay away from this one.

>>37030658
Here tuypo, have some list of SECRET magic writings that will make people think you're smarter:
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>>37030688
Ok thanks now i just need to find somebody to ready a teleportation out of here for it.

>>37030477
Aye. There was a witch doctor from my clan who could 'elp out th' witchcraft department. 'E drew 'is magical energy from 'is mask an' scars. Quite fascinatin', but definitely 'ard to learn. An' 'ard on the body, for tha' matter.

>>37030510
I remember Culinaire! 'Is bread was amazing. Jus' like Auntie used t' make.

>>37030532
Tha's just the tribesfolk. They're rather ol' fashioned. The clansfolk are far more civilized. Bit more of a preference towards witchcraft an' them druid-types, anyways. My cousin Marhorn was actually a Paladin of th' local Druidic sect. I still have no clue how tha' works.

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>>37030688
I have a mop. I can pretend it's a lute.

What? I'm just trying to be helpful.

>>37030700
That's amazing.

>>37030754
im not sure how that works either

>>37030728
"Nah, just kill it and run, oldest tactical manoeuvre in the fighters manual for fighting powerful demons."

>>37030787
oh im not worried what it will do to me im worried what it will do to the area its in

>>37030754
really? I've never met the clan folk. I'll have to venture out one day to meet them, I fear being in a library every day sometimes alienates me from learning

>>37030816
Oh the irony.

>>37030784
Marhorn was kinda strange anyways. Then again, so's a half-orc droppin' outta the fighter's guild to join the mage's guild.

>>37030815
"We often bring a few rooms down during our brawls with the barbarian's guild, so we can rebuild anything that's broken."

>>37030895
fair enough lets go

>>37030816
Sir, I'd think that Libraries are the best place to learn.

>>37030917
thats the joke

>>37030847
>>37030917

You'd be amazed. Surrounded by old tomes filled with opinions thousands of years old prevents new aged knowledge from seeping in. Good place to learn magic, bad place to build opinions

>>37030909
"HUZZAH! FOR THE DOSH AND STUFF!"

*starts to swing his chain lasso in preparation

>>37030951
to battle

*buffs up steve in preperation

>>37030816
Aye. The clanfolk 'ave been livin' 'longside 'umans for generations. Pretty sure we've got more 'alf-orcs than 'umans an' orcs combined.

>>37030929
Ah. A joke. I'll just go back to reading. Sorry. Sarcasm/Jokes don't carry well across text.

>>37030978
well that was a great fight that thing you did with the chain around his neck was awesome and i love my new sword

speaking of magic weapons how would you like me to enchant that chain for you.

Tuypo makes me cringe

>>37030948
oops dropped my nametag
>>37030993
Really? I'd love to document how that effects their biology as well as society

>>37031051
At least im role-playing interact lurk or get the fuck out do you have any idea how hard i try and remember to puncuate.

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>>37031051
Im not sure if he's roleplaying, either.
I knew i should have ignored him but now its too late.

>>37031086
>Do you have any idea how hard i try and remember to puncuate.
It should be something that comes naturally.
Are you mentally challenged or?

>>37031030
"'Tis a tempting offer, alright then, just needs to be made tougher or unbreakable. And you weren't bad in that fight yourself, next demon will think twice before attacking the armoured dude first and not the caster, never saw the spells coming."

>>37031120
yes i am although it is admittedly a bit strange my memory is usualy very good but for some reason i always forget to punctuate (i suppose it does not help that i mostly dont see the need i only try to do it for others benefit).

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>>37031086
>Simply cringing
I think I'm going to have an aneurysm. I mean look at that shit. Let's just ignore him. Maybe he'll go away. Probably a troll, to be honest.

>>37031154
tougher i can do it will take a little while come back next meeting and it will be ready

>>37031187
do you want it to glow or not

>>37031187
>>37031222

"Sure, glowing would be nice, I have to go now though, need to discuss some things with the head of the guild and to get people organized for gathering you guy's potion ingredients. Tell the catgirl her supplies will be delivered tomorrow morn."

*Nods to the mages and leaves

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>>37031187
>tuypo the planeshifter head of planer studies at the mages guild
>head of planer studies at the mages guild
>planer studies
>planer
>mfw

>Also, dat tripcode.
[He just doesn't want anyone impersonating him and making him look bad[/spoiler]

>>37031262
ok will do bye.

>>37031291
You made me spit out my mountain dew. Damnit.

>>37031054
Mos' of the 'umans in the clans are refugees from th' far east, so th' culture's a mix of their traditions and a bit of orcish Druidic tradition. Definitely shows in the garb an' their armor. Mos' of th' armor is lamellar. Lotta protection without usin' much materials. Gotta make do with what we got out in th' marshes. Like I said before, mos' of th' spellcasters are witch doctors and druids. Mos' clansfolk orcs see 'umans as a smaller cousin to the orc race.

>>37031291
its because enough people hate me that i need a trip

and yes planer is the correct spelling.

>>37031322
Planar.
Its planar.

>>37031356
oh shit your right i should not have assumed you were wrong just because you were shitposting my apologies arsehole

He cant be serious.
I cant even right now

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>>37031372
>my apologies arsehole

>>37031420
i just wanted to make sure you knew that just because i regretted something i still dont like you.

>>37031440
Were like 3-4 people.
You litearlly brought the thread to a halt because nobody can take you seriously.