>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

Pete so owes us

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

Crusty, I love you.

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

WE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS PETER!!!

WINDOW AND FLY

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.
Evidence.
Peter's a smart kid and Laura has a better nose, maybe we can find out what this is?

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

Pete gonna owe us after this.

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.
We're getting the fuck out of here. rip Harry.

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

>>36938491
>[ ] Write in.

Kick that bitch in the face.

>>36938501
>>36938513
>>36938521
>>36938531
>>36938533
>>36938553
>>36938554
Classic JJ.

>Speedy Cunt Check
>DC16
>+4 mod

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>36938577
we'll be okay(hopefully). We have a karma point

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36938577

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>36938577
Rolling

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>>36938587
>>36938597
>>36938599

fuuuuuuuuck....

eye blast the skank next round

>>36938597
Fail by 1.

Ok, now im a convert for upping agil.

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>36938577

>>36938491
>[ ] Try to grab the syringe and run.

Bad day bad day bad dayyy

>>36938587
>>36938597
>>36938599
Yup, definitely classic JJ

>>36938587
>>36938597
>>36938599
Shit, at least we probably didn't stab ourself with it.

Also Crusty, you always start these things like a half hour before I go to work.

>>36938624
Yeah same here

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>amaretto cappucino late
>light rain gently tapping on my window
>slow jazz plays softly in the distance
>in my bed all nice and cozy
>early Homeless Mutant Quest
Life's good man
>>36938587
>>36938597
>>36938599
...SHIT

It's okay guys.. she's a bug.. we're a lizard. Lizards eat bugs right?

>>36938710
The scene you set up with the lizard rocking in his chair has amused me greatly.

Why did no one vote to taser her?

>>36938724
>bruh
>Hobo cum is a helluva drug

>>36938773
Touching people usually ends badly for all involved when it comes to mutants.

>>36938597
>15
>so close

You think things have progressed beyond the point where a nice chat will settle things down. Actually, you get the impression that they’d progressed beyond that point before you even entered the room.

You bolt at her, aiming to swipe the syringe from her hand. Whatever she was planning to jab into Harry’s arm, it’s green and weird and definitely not a flu jab, and it stinks up the air around it like ozone. You can feel a sort of low, nascent heat in it, like the beginnings of a chemical fire – like it’s somehow just waiting to ignite.

Her senses are better than you expected, however, and she’s much faster than you were imagining. She slides backward across the sterile white floor, her tongue hissing. Her legs don’t actually bend or even much at all, but she slides back anyway, like there’s a whole host of tiny wheels attached to the underside of her feet.

The tip of your finger connects with something, though, and the syringe – the vile concoction with it – goes flying into the corner of the room, shattering on contact with the floor.

Her eyes widening, the nurse snarls in rage, and her mouth releases a stream of noxious, dark green vapour. It expands through the air like the spillage from a cannon, washing over you, soaking you in the smell of rotten innards and ancient bogs. You wretch, your eyes watering – it’s rancid, like bodies left to decompose in the height of summer.

>[ ] Overpower her.
>[ ] Throw something at her.
>[ ] Eye lasers.
>[ ] Run.
>[ ] Write in.

>>36938815
>[ ] Overpower her.

stress relief

>>36938815
>"BITCH YOU SMELL NASTY"
>JJ STRONK

>>36938815
>>[ ] Overpower her.
could we use taser hands?

>>36938815


>[ ] Eye lasers.
max wide try and blow the gases away along with her.

>>36938815
>[ ] Overpower her.
>[ ] Taserhands too

>>36938815
>[ ] Eye lasers.
Trick shot the syringe out of her hand, catch it, hold with adhesive touch, flee.

>>36938815
>[ ] Overpower her.
Give her a shock like she a scorned lover on a Spanish novella.

>>36938815
>[ ] Write in.

She still does not know were we are, use this.

We need to either force her away from harry or collect anything left of the injection sample. Or look for more while fending her off.

Blasting her through the window/door is fine with me.

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>[x] Eye lasers.
Make it look like you are trying to overpower her, and when she least expects it BAM lasers to the face

>>36938815
>>[ ] Eye lasers.
I don't want to get any were near her stank breath.

"holy halitosis you hideous whore"

>>36938877
maybe she has another syringe thing

>>36938815
>[ ] Overpower her.

>[ ] Overpower her.

Finally I can participate!
I thought Crusty was British, why does he run during the night?

>>36938815
>pull the fire alarm

Get the civilians out of here.

>>36938912
>pull fire alarm

Holy shit, good idea.

Seconded.

>>36938888
Getting a hold of it is the best way to fuck over what ever they have planned here. If she has another, it will be in private storage, e.g. her desk or a locker.

>>36938912
This also helps.

>>36938905
Don't you know Brits are Nocturnal?

>>36938826
>>36938834
>>36938835
>>36938849
>>36938856
>>36938858
>>36938862
>>36938881
>>36938882
>>36938899
>>36938905
These are pretty close, gonna try to mix 'em up.

>Fightan' Check
>DC15
>+3 mod

And I run late because I'm a masochist.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36938937

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>36938937
Rolling

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36938937

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36938937

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>36938937

Rolled 15 (1d20)

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>>36938946

RIP AND TEAR!

>>36938946
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
TOUCH DOWN
ITS GOOD
GOAAAAAAAALLLLL
HE COULD GO ALL THE WAY
YOU CAN COUNT TO TWENTY HE AIN'T GETTING UP
HAIL SATAN

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>36938937
With a side dish of sadist for causing all the others to be deprived of their sleep just to read this.

>>36938946
words you long to here your parents say for 1000 Alex

what is "For once you are not a disappointment"

>>36938946
>>36938937
AWWWW SHIT, 21 MEANS JJ THE FREIGHT TRAIN ABOUT TO SMOOSH A LADY BUG

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>>36938946
wren to the rescue

>>36938946
Wrenloft what...I don't...

>>36938946
I swear wren, they should make little pendants of good luck with your name on it.

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This is something JJ should learn at some point.

>>36938946
...You get to live, mr. Wrenloft. For now.

>>36938972
Wren rolled like two twenties last thread mate, he's been on a hot streak lately

>>36938990
wouldn't there be a bullet in the chamber to shoot him with?

>>36939019
Thats the second kick.

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Take that Obamacare!

>>36939010
couldn't read last thread live just red op posts in archive

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>>36938946
Wren does it again.

>>36939019
Look more closely what he does with his other foot.
He kicks the hammer so the bullet from the barrel is gone.

We should pick up one of those masks that nurses have in case she uses that stun thing she used with harry.

>>36939070
but then JJJ will hate us

>>36939070
masks are for criminals and the ugly

>>36938946
>21
>success!

Goddamn bitch has the rankest breath holy shit.

You push through the muck, your temper flaring. She doesn’t see you coming (obviously), and you manage to pin her to the side of one of the beds, your grip tightening around her biceps. She’s stronger than she looks, though – much stronger – and soon you feel yourself shifting out of invisibility as you strain to keep her from struggling free. That noxious breath of hers leaks from her mouth like smoke from a chimney, flooding your sensorium with splatters of imagined gore and rot – the translation of smell into mental image is so vivid that you can barely remain cognizant of her face.

You feel… you feel dizzy. The tips of your fingers start to go numb.

Without warning, her neck stretches. Your danger sense screeches in the back of your skull, but you’re too close to for it to do you much good, and you feel a sharp, stabbing pain as she hooks a set of fangs into the exposed flesh of your neck, just above the collar.

You snarl in pain – you think it might be more of a roar, actually, all your senses are clashing right now – and pull away, a reflexive pressure building in the space behind your eyes.

A lance of bright, blue-white light explodes from your eyes, pummeling into her. She vanishes from your immediate vicinity almost instantly, the blast propelling her straight off her feet and through the windows on the opposite end of the room, shards of wood and glass spiraling in her wake. The beam vectors her several yards out across the football field outside before she crashes down into a heap of undoubtedly broken bones.

Hissing, you clutch at your neck. The blood feels oily and thick, like there’s something else mixed into it.

>[ ] Get out now.
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.
>[ ] Jump out into the field and keep fighting.
>[ ] Write in.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

After we get some

>[ ] Get out now

>>36939200
>>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

sonvuabitch...

>>36939200
>>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.
Grab evidence, escape.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff

>>36939200
>[x] Get out now.
Get some fresh air, her saliva must have a shit ton of toxins and diseases like a komodo's bite.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939200
>[ ] Get out now.

She might have poisoned us or some shit.

Better leave. The cops can find the evidence here later.

This is a nurse's ward right? There should be disinfectant here.

Should help with healing factor to deal with poisons/bacteria.

>>36939260

Seconded

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.
Lets do this Bug Girl Quest style, and drink all the chemicals we find

I hope Invisibility isn't negated from Nurse Whatthehellismouthwash

>>36939296

But do we have time to heal up before someone comes in wanting to know what the fuck is going on?

>>36939302

No, we're not gonna drink any of it.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939296
Its probably a neurotoxin, or the gas is anyway, and its already in our system.

Maybe crawl into a vent to avoid our knocked out ass being found and dragged off by mutie control?

>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

>>36939321
Good point.
We should go invisible immediately.

>>36939302
Or like the time someone tried a Parahuman Quest (like the Worm web serial by Wildboy). Drink all the chemicals and a little sea water.

>>36939320
Invisibility is less useful when everyone can smell you. We should seriously find an emergency shower. There ought to be one in here for dealing with hyperthermia.

>>36939200
>
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

Remember to tell kids not to do drugs on our way out while carrying a ton of syringes.

>>36939340

Unless >>36939336 is right and shit will fuck us up.

>>36939346

No. Don't drink it.

This is the first thread where I participate and I didn't really read everything in the archive so I wanted to ask:
What is the opinion on JJ and him killing?

>>36939353
>Remember to tell kids not to do drugs

This sounds hilarious. I second it.

>[X] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.

Swaying on your feet, you make your way over to the supply cabinet, managing to bump into just about everything you possibly can on the way. Your vision shudders awkwardly, and you realize you can hear flickers of excitement from nearby rooms. Yeah, makes sense, someone must’ve heard all that. Someone, or possibly the whole damn school.

You root through an assortment of medicines – painkillers, antibiotics, antihistamines, standard stuff.

Nothing, n oth ing like… thing…

Growing in frustration, you slam a fist down on her desk, carving it clean in two.

For fuck’s sake…

>[ ] Run.
>[ ] Jump out to question the nurse.
>[ ] Write in.

>>36939200
>[ ] Search her cabinet for more of that syringe stuff.
>[ ] Drink all of it. Do it, pussy

>>36939363
Parker kind of told us to keep him safe, so I'm going with no?

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.

>>36939363
he will if he has to

>>36939382
Take all the drugs JJ.
They are sure to help.
absolutely sure to help

>>36939363
Conflicting with those that want to murder hobo, the starting JJ that was going 2legit, and situational case-by-case basis. Then there's the mutual agreement of Fuck Kimura and Creeper.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.

Play time is over. Get away while we can still invis and find a place to lay low until this shit wears off.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.

>>36939382
>>[ ] Find a cabinet or a vent and Solid Snake that shit

>>36939382
>Growing in frustration

Damn, that was meant to be

GrowLing in frustration

Like another anon said, crawl into the wallspace and wait for our Healing Factor to overcome that skank's bite.

Remember muggas- winners don't use drugs.

>>36939382
>Run
>Jump in a snow bank to cover up the stench
>find somewhere to shower

>>36939382
>>[ ] Run.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.

>>36939363

Definitely will kill Kimura and Creeper, if he has the chance.

Other people, he tends to avoid doing that, but if it's either him or the guy he's fighting? That guy's gonna die.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.
Flee and try again later.

>>36939382
>Jump out to question the nurse.

>>36939363
JJ is not a natural killer, The exceptions are Kim and Creeps. As such, we disable people as a preference. But please read the archives, you cant make any decent character based decisions without doing so.

>>36939431
This.

>>36939435
So JJ is like a bear that got shot with fucking some moderate tranquilizer shit? drowsy but FUCKING PISSED

>>36939382
Eye blast the residue of that shit on the floor.

Then run.

Laura's going to be upset with us. In our defense, we were at most going to have a chat about drugs, hobo to highschooler. We did not expect venomous nurses.

>>36939382
>[ ] Run.
Invisible.
Leave the door open so people find Harry

>>36939382
>[ ] Run
>[ ] Drag Harry out of the room at least

Hmm, okay, how many of you would rather do the vent thing than run away?

>>36939495
We are not leaving a scent trail back to the lair.

>>36939495
>JJ makes it home
>high as balls on dem horse tranquilizers
Noriko is disappoint
Kevin is disappoint
Laura is disappoint
Layla is disappoint
Gaby is disappoint
Mister star shit is abstractly dissapoint
JJ has been a bad boy

>>36939510
I'd kind of like to do it, harder to find us in there and we can fit due to contortion

>>36939505
Yes, a drugged up mugga hauling off a rich white boy. Nothing could go wrong.

>>36939510
I second it.

>>36939510
I'm guessing we're going to take a nap soon, so no.

>>36939531
fucking lizards in the pipes

>>36939510
Sure

>>36939510
Vent if we can find one nearby and soon.

Running is real damn risky of falling unconscious in the middle of the school and having our mutie ass beat

>>36939510

I say run away

>>36939510
bust out contortion?

yes pls

>>36939510
Yeah allright.

I hope we get stuck

It's new york. Gators in the sewers..lizards in the vents.

>>36939510
I'd rather not because vent don't work like that,

>>36939510
Yeah that's fine, we might fall in the middle of public if we try to run, and we don't need that heat

>>36939510

Yes please.

>>36939510
I'd both rather run (but realize we're not in the best state for it) and want to see police having to cut the wall to haul out a drugged Lizard Elf. We did just accidentally split a desk, so running might leave less evidence.

>>36939573
Contortion niggah

>>36939510
Yes

>>36939583
The bright side of the vent situation is by time they try to haul our ass out of it we can invis and bugger off. were as going lights out in the corridor is 100% arrested and wake up in a cell.

>>36939510
Yes

>JJ passes out in the vents
>laura gets worried and goes and sniffs him out
>wakes his dumb ass up
What do we say? How do we explain ourselves?

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NY public schools really need to screen employees more.

>>36939600
Vent's are usually in the ceiling and not built to carry the weight of the weight of the human body.

>>36939652
>How do we explain ourselves?

"It's cool. I saw this in a movie once... I think."

>>36939652
Don't knock sleeping in a vent til you try it

>>36939652
Considering we will still be a bit off from them mutie drugs
"Da bad lady bit me lauurrra."

>>36939661
Provided we are lucky and fast enough, we just have to park our ass over a wall junction.

Plus, we are a rather skinny human, we have a shot at it.

>>36939661
>>36939712
What this anon said

>>36939703
>Laura dragging JJ home
Oh god, just imagine the delirious confession of love

>>36939712
I'd much rather have JJ come crashing through the roof of some classroom. That would be hilarious.

>>36939661
Well, we can stick to walls and ceilings so that first part isn't that bad, but I'll give the latter. Luckily JJ's a malnourished hobo.

>>36939680
Yes.

>>36939703
Also yes.

>>36939363
>I participate and I didn't really read everything in the archive
Stop.

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What happened to the Hippocratic oath?

>>36939795
Money

>[X] Vents.

Shit. Someone’ll be coming soon.

You – you sway a little on your feet, urgh – momentarily consider just running out onto the football field and kicking what’s left of that nurse so hard she vents all her innards, but you don’t have the time or the energy and while you’re angry you’re not angry enough to do something quite that stupid.

You glance about, looking for an exit. You’re not all that comfortable with the idea of doing a runner, not when you can’t be sure that you’ll make it out the door without being seen.

Your eyes settle on a vent set high up one side of the room.

Yes, that’ll do.

It’s not like the movies. Upon crawling up there and tearing of the covering, you find that the crawlspace within was clearly never intended to be crawlspace. It’s tight and dark and dusty as shit, but somehow you manage to press yourself into the ruthlessly small space, slimming yourself down as far as you can. You crawl a fair distance before stopping, your head swooning.

You sit there, breathing in the dust and muck and whatever else, and you realize that you’re sweating bullets. Your head’s spinning all kinds of crazy and you can… y ou ca n f eel something running through you, through your veins, something that’s not supposed to be there.

You dab at the wound in your neck, and to your horror, you find that it’s not healing. The blood and whatever else has hardened up into a dark, foul-smelling mucus, but the wound itself is showing no signs of closing.

And you’re… you’re feel i ng t ir e d noo oo ww…

>Willpower Check
>Just roll a D20

>>36939795
Nigga that bitch weren't no hippo. You misread that shit?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36939815
Rolling

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36939815

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36939815

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36939815
heem sleepy

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36939815

>>36939830
>>36939834
>>36939836
That'll do pig, that'll do.

Nicely done, guys.

Writan'.

>>36939834
I think we're gold

>>36939834
>my first roll
Is this what heaven feels like?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36939815

>>36939815
This is one of those first die only rolls, isn't it?

>>36939866
Close.
Your first nat 20 will be like angels singing.

Vents, guys? Seriously? You're lucky I'm on my phone or I'd tell you all what for.

>>36939866
THIS WAS JUST A GLIMPSE OF THE POWER THAT THE DICE HOLD

>>36939897
Depends. My first nat20 got negated by a 1, so...

>>36939925
I tried. Anons will be anons though.

>>36939925

JJ's not in a fit state to run out the door, man.

He might fall, or someone would see him or something bad would happen. At least here we can rest.

>>36939925
Beats our asses getting caught on the corridor floor anon.

>>36939966
Also, echolocation allows him to find the way out without exposing himself.

>>36939945
Well at least it wasn't like me. I samefagged a roll so there'd be a third, and I rolled two ones.

I even posted proof of it.

>>36939510
>>36939926
>>36939945
>>36939897
>>36939866
>you all muggas will never know the joy of hitting a nat 100

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>>36939925
>>36939965

>>36939994
I have thankfully rolled a nat 100 before.
It was amusingly epic. Forgot what it was in though. Needless to say, someone got wrecked hard.

It has just occurred to me that should this bitch survive, she might be able to get people looking all over for us

>>36939994
I remember when my roll was the instrument of the Dice gods' will to cockslap Loki....good times

>>36939994
I roll all the nat 100s. In hellborn.

>>36940046
So.. business as usual then?

>>36940046
They think we work for one of the gangsters.... so sucks to be those guys

Oh, Christ, you can’t let yourself go to sleep here. No-one’ll ever find your ass. You’ll bleed out in the dark and the dust and someone’ll excavate you in a month or two when they realize something’s clogging up the air with corpse smell, and that’ll be you. “Just in: homeless mutant lizard found dead in the ventilation system of local school. Aren’t we just the wackiest city?” That will be your obituary.

Gritting your teeth, you crawl. You make your way to the nearest exit panel and smack it loose.

In a daze, you note that you’re tumbling through a science room. Luckily, nobody’s around – alarm’s blaring, that must be it. You’d chance a guess that everyone’s lining up out on the football field. Or gawking at Nurse Snake Bitch’s crumpled body.

You smash your way out of a nearby window and set of f f f fff f f down t he ts sgh treet.

You don’t get very far. You feel sick, all of you, head to toe. You think your nails are bleeding. Your nose too. Like, a lot.

You veer into one of the little parks that dot Queens, and promptly fall to your knees.

Semi-cognisantly, you fish through your jacket for your phone.

>[ ] Call Laura, she probably as the best first aid. But she’s like two hours away and has no idea where Midtown is.
>[ ] Call Victoria, she has a car or something right?
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
>[ ] Call the Blonde Phantom, she’s a detective, she can detect her way to you.

So you guys know, I'm gonna be gone for a bit. Twenty minutes ish.

>>36940078
Yeah, being JJ is suffering as usual

>>36940102
>[ ] Call the Blonde Phantom, she’s a detective, she can detect her way to you.

>>36940102
Did this bitch just give us fast acting ebola?

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940102
>Call Peter, have him contact Gwen

>>36940102

>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

his guilt will make him faster

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Laura, she probably as the best first aid. But she’s like two hours away and has no idea where Midtown is.

Peter is not available, vic is an option but we have no guarantee she is able to come save our ass, blonde has no obligation to save our ass after the laura bomb.

Laura will come to save out ass.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940102
>>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
Mugga owes me tree-fiddy

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
Peterrrr, Harry wasn' doin drugs. Venomous nurses were injectin' him wi' stufffff. Also I got bit.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
We're doing this for him anyway, we can report in. Just hope he's not being Spiderman right now

>>36940102
>>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call the Blonde Phantom, she’s a detective, she can detect her way to you.

>>36940102
>>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
this is total his fault. and hes probley strong enough to carry us some ware if need be

>>36940102
>>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>[x] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
Leave a voicemail if he's not available. That which doesn't kill us only gives us secondary mutations.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
Petes definitely closest, he can slip out while the schools being evacuated and spider our ass out of there.

>>36940164
We're too exposed here to involve Laura.

>>36940164
>But she’s like two hours away and has no idea where Midtown is.

Yeah, that'll work.

>>36940174

If he is, then he'd be coming by since his high school alarm is blaring and he knows shit went south.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940182
>wake up with poison powers
>your lizard has evolved into a snake

>>36940102
>>[ ] Call the Blonde Phantom, she’s a detective, she can detect her way to you.
Laura's tempting, but she's a long way off.
Victoria... just no.
Peter should probably be told what's going on, but if he sees us like this he's going to guilt himself into ludicrous levels of idiocy.

>>36940189
>>36940194
hmm. true.

>>36940164
Changing to Peter. Lets hope he is available.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940208
Neat.

>>36940209
>just no
Rood

>>36940208

We gave up poison powers early on in the quest.

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
He got us in this mess, hopefully he can get us out as well.

>>36940208
We're long locked out of the poison power options.

>>36940244
>>36940250

There are neurotoxin extrapolates available.

>>36940250
>>36940244
>no fun
Let me have my fun you roody poo autists

>>36940280
Stop being ADD you fuck. Let's just get Agi 5, then we can do whatever you assholes want.

>>36940264
Which is basically venom and a whole lot more useful than poison.

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>>36940208
Mugga pls

>>36940264
>>36940250
>>36940280
What this anon said, we still get neurotoxins so it's all good

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You know, if we get 1 point this thread, JJ could unlock the secrets of the druids.
>Animal Affinity lvl 2 = 3 points
>Plant affinity = 1 point

Never gonna happen

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>>36940377
No. Agility 5. We're so goddamn close to maxing it.

>>36940405
minmaxer pls go

>>36940377
...I'd vote for it

>>36940377
No

Drop the power discussion till the thread end please.

>>36940428
Not that anon, but fuck you. We can only benefit from never crit failing an agility check ever again

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Laura, she probably as the best first aid. But she’s like two hours away and has no idea where Midtown is.
OR
>[ ] Call the Blonde Phantom, she’s a detective, she can detect her way to you.
Describe the nurse to whichever one you call, and ask what the venom does.
If it's just a sleep thing, then fall asleep somewhere hidden.
If it's more dangerous, then ask them to find us/text someone who knows where we might be.

>>36940377
I'd vote for it, but Spider-ass man. How could I resist?

>>36940377
The dice gods already demanded we get Booty 5 with the first roll of this thread. In our ignorance, we have thus far failed to heed their warnings.

The druids can wait for later.

>>36940429
We could bond with Chat over being able to both communicate with animals...then awkwardly apologize for copying her powers.

Then Peter gets curious about us copying people powers...and he does Science.

>>36940460
So minmaxing?

>>36940377
Listen, I'd vote for it at any other time, but I'd really like to get Agility 5

>>36940476
Wait, is Peter a genius inventor college student in this world, or are webs something else?

>>36940481
if your going to throw that out every time we try to max out a power, then why should we listen to you?

>>36940481
Yes? You told him to go, and I told you to fuck yourself, I wasn't arguing over whether he was minmaxing

>>36940481
Not even minmaxing, just gaining a Spider Butt of our own. Which I guess is minmaxing charisma.

>>36940481
We're not min-maxing. Look at the rest of JJ's shit. We're all over the place. But maxing out agility is a great idea and we're actually in a position for it.

>>36940505
>No, he's the Genius of Midtown High. He isn't in college yet.

>>36940102
I really wish we could have extracted Harry. I'm scared for him.

>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
I think he's the most relevant, plus I'm pretty sure he'll Spiderman to our location, which seems fun.

>>36940557
>Implying anyone would ever leave the crack lizard.

>>36940557
That's retarded, why the fuck would you vote like that just to spite people?

>>36940573
some sonic scream fags did

>>36940573
His sister.

We got the syringe though, right?

>>36940548
In that case, add
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.
as another option to my plan in
>>36940463

>>36940593
Nope

>>36940593
>We got the syringe though, right?

No.

>>36938815
>The tip of your finger connects with something, though, and the syringe – the vile concoction with it – goes flying into the corner of the room, shattering on contact with the floor.

>>36940593
No it shattered on the floor. Reading comprehension man.

>>36940593
Read the thread.

>>36940557
No one would leave if the agility 5 purchase gets postponed. You're a retard.

>>36940584
I was a sonic fag until I realized that I didn't really care about which ranged power we'd use as long as it's not used primarily for killing.

Sadly, that kind of limited DB.

>>36940557
It's not like not voting for it would lock us out of Agility 5 forever, like sonic scream or phasing. I'd be a little chuffed, but it's not 'RUINED FOREVER' level shit

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>>36940575
because the nonstop masturbating to powersperg is annoying.

its like threads turn into infomercials
there is no one power that will solve all JJ's problem and the chance of failure will always be there.

Its the only way to make me hate a power and it works almost every time.

Couldn't we just waifu sperg over Laura instead?

>>36940657
JJ is getting cucked

>>36940657
Feel free to leave.

>>36940540
Our build will be really good once we start working on stuff we've been neglecting, though I agree we should max shit out one at a time.

Even our most useless ones (Claws and Fangs, Electrohands) will synergize really fucking good together if we max them out, then we can shoot electro-talons while flying with insane accuracy while invisible while shooting eye beams.

>>36940657
That kind of just happens in its own way, besides, if folks over sperg, it gets annoying as shit.

Having said that, has anyone drawn the gang yet? like Gabby and Kevin making eyes at each other behind a sheet of plastic.

>>36940616
>>36940611
>>36940606
>>36940604
Missed that post when I joined. Herp di derp.

>>36940629
>>36940639
there was a "might" in the sentence, indicating a chance, not a guarantee

I hope CJ comes back soon

>>36940677
after you

>>36940679
>claws that can cut through steel and are as strong as it
>useless
Maybe you just don't know how to use it.

>>36940688
And this is why you should read what you miss before you post.

>>36940657
So that's it? Jesus you're a passive aggressive little cunt

>>36940679
Flying electrotalons eye beams? SKREEEEE
JJ has become the lord of cliff racers. All should fear.

come for the quest, stay for watching people arguing about powers because its serious business.

It isn't like its some Ivory Tower game design up in here.

>>36940717
That's what I scew my votes for.

>>36940707
It may be good, but we don't use it, therefore it's useless.

>>36940686
what little art there has been is JJ and or JJ and Laura.

all attempts at writefagging have been actively discouraged by anons(to be fair, they've been mediocre at best)

>>36940716
90+ threads of it erodes any man's patience

>>36940747
We're not even arguing about powers, we're arguing about arguing about powers

>>36940749
Your an idiot.
"Herp derp we havent used this power in x threads, better get rid of it despite it proving to be useful before and having a good use later if it comes up"

>>36940749
>if you haven't used something yet, it's useless
No.

>Heroes for Hires and Alias Investigations are Blonde Phantom's direct competitors

we ever going to run into them?

>>36940779
we must go deeper

>>36940779
Its wonderfully recursive, isn't it.

>>36940821
>Heroes for Hires and Alias Investigations are Blonde Phantom's direct competitors

Where was that said? Not angry/arguing, just curious, and glad that there's another topic going on right now.

>>36940749
...what? That's some insane troll logic you got going there anon

>>36940821
Arguing about arguing over arguing about powers?

>>36940749
It has many uses, its just not being used

>>36940807
Not him, I and agree with you, but
>Your an idiot.
Every time.

>>36940717
>Cliff racer
I sort of want that to be his mutant name.

>>36940844
they both do the super powered PI gig too.

I wanna meet 'em.

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>>36940749
>That's what I scew my votes for.

>>36940872
I want it to be scar, in honor of our home.

>>36940858
Oh yes, sorry. you're. I use an auto correct for my spelling that does not pick it up.

>>36940807
Fuck you dipshit, all I said is we don't use it and that I wanted to upgrade it because it'd be good.

I even agree with you, but you're getting on my ass because of semantics?

Also
>your

>>36940812
>>36940846
>>36940853

I know, I'm just a little sauced right now so I'm typing stuff I don't mean. I wish we used it more, but we don't is what I meant.

>>36940883
>I wanna meet 'em.

Yeah.

Iron Fist could teach JJ a lot.

>>36940927
Ok ok sorry.
But you typed that out wrong enough for several people to reply in the same vein of.

Yes yes see:
>>36940904

You know I think a good codename later on would be Nakhash - hebrew for serpent, the one that gets mentioned in the bible as the snake that convinces adam to eat the apple.

Where's Crusty?

>>36941019

How does that relate to JJ, other than reptiles?

>>36941019
Kind of sinister for JJ isn't it?
Considering we actively want to avoid any war for as long as possible.

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>>36940657
Sure

>>36941019
No code names, and besides if we for some reason do decide to pick one we've already had a few good ones posted prevously.

>>36941019
JJ is literally the optimistic of the snake
Hashkan

>>36940821
>we must go deeper
No we shouldn't.

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>>36941051

>>36940102
>[ ] Call Peter, his aunt definitely has a car.

>[X] Call Peter

It takes a few tries to maneuver your way through the layout of your phone, but eventually you manage to get a call off to Peter. You hear ringing for a while. You’re not sure how long. Eventually, he picks up, and his voice sounds like guts and stew, everything reeling, sky going red, your skin’s hot, like ice, you’re cooking in your juices.

“Hey…” You don’t remember everything you said. You remember everything tumbling inwards, across the black behind your eyes, like old stains of bedroom walls, falling, seeping.

You plummet.

-----------------------------------------------

You awaken to the sound of something humming. Slowly, you realize it’s a computer.

You’re cold. You slept without dreaming. Your neck hurts.

Cringing at the light, you open your eyes. You think you’re in a basement. There’s a work desk nearby, and a computer not far from it, some 3D eye-trick screensaver oscillating ponderously across the width of the monitor. Lots of beakers and machines and stuff, science machines. You can smell chemicals. Sodium. Hydrochlorics. Other stuff. To one side, a tiny window reveals that you are indeed just below ground level. What you can see of the sky outside is grey but bright, and cluttered with falling snow.

There’s a blanket on you. You’re on the floor, but someone’s dragged a mattress down here for you.

You try to say something, but it mostly comes out as a croak.

You lick your lips.

>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.
>[ ] Call out for someone.
>[ ] Get up and run away.
>[ ] Just chill, you’re tired.
>[ ] Write in.

By the by, maybe the nurse was that mutant from the latest wolverine movie with the silver samurai suit in it.
She was toxic as all shit.

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153
>>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153
>Claws out, wake up in a fit. Might ruin the mattress, but we can apologize if we have to.

>>36941153
>[ ] Write in (Echolocate/Listen closer to establish where you are)
80% chance it's Pete's, but just in case.

>>36941222
>80% chance it's Pete's, but just in case.

If it is, we might figure out his secret this thread.

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153

>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153
>[ ] Just chill, you’re tired.

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>>36941153
>[x] Get up, establish where you are.
It's very possible we are at Peter's, but we need to be certain of it. We are in no shape to bro it up with our best man Joseph. Let's not do anything hasty until we get more information.
Also, I'm thinking that the thing they were going to inject Harry with was the same thing they tried to inject us back in the Sinister Six tussle. I think we should ask Peter if Harry is a mutant too.
>>36940639
Phasing will live forever in my heart
Alongside with muh Wampire Touch

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

Might be Peter's

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153
>chill out, check our wounds

>>36941270
>I'm thinking that the thing they were going to inject Harry with was the same thing they tried to inject us back in the Sinister Six tussle.

Proof?

>>36941153
>>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

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>>36941234
A nice young fellow like Peter having a secret? I think not.

>>36941324
Norman Osborn is a massive prick. Not proof granted, but it makes it very possible.

So one of the janitors really likes agility 5....or agility bros do not care for dissent.

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

Its Pete's basement, where he does SCIENCE!

when Pete apologizes for getting us mixed up in this, tell him this is about par for the course for JJ

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>>36941343

Yeah. Plus, someone might be watching us right now.

>>36941153
>[ ] Just chill, you’re tired.

>>36941343
oh he has a secret. the secret of how he stays so boring

>>36941153
>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

Exercise caution before freaking the fuck out.

>>36941153
>>[ ] Get up, establish where you are.

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>no spoopy weird dream

shucks

>>36941568
>no spoopy weird dream

We'll get one later, with it being a wet dream between JJ, Lucas and Laura.