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It’s something that cart makes. It’s like, okay first imagine a sandwich, but instead of bread they use thick fresh waffles right? The waffles have this parmesan cheese sort of cooked on them. Then in between they put this lavender rubbed cheddar and spinach. I went with buffalo chicken and bleu cheese because I like a bit of a kick in my meal. “Waffles instead of bread? They play God.” You accuse.

Too true, anyway we really need you to focus up here. You shrug with a sigh and gesture at the prone form of Ryoko. “Don’t really see the need to focus up here. The evidence all points to one simple undeniable fact. We did the rubbing rumba, the lewd line dance, the sensual swing, I can’t make this much clearer to you.” You say with a sigh. The oozing puncture marks on her neck then?

You lean over her and see two swollen injection sites in her neck oozing something like a chemical pus. The disgusting fluid actually makes your eyes sting and water a bit, and you pull away almost gagging. You wipe the tears from your eyes and nod. “Yeah and? Ah shit, I see what you mean, I didn’t use a rubber right? I’m sure she’s on the pez.” You explain. I am just going to stop you there, and say that sex does not involve injection sites oozing strange chemicals. “You sure?” Pretty sure. Also pez isn’t actually a viable form of birth control. “Oh, well then. I have no bloody idea what happened, but I’m sure it will work itself out.” You say throwing off your blankets and hopping off the bed.
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A sharp pain hits your ankle, and you leap back onto the bed with a yelp. You look down at your foot and see an injection site like what is on Ryoko’s neck. You tear the foot off and throw it away before the unknown chemicals can do whatever it is they do to you, then while your leg regenerates you look down. Small lashing rubbery tentacles tipped with a spiked sucker flail about on the flood from under your bed. You let out a small snarl and charge your hand with power before you throw out a stream of balas towards the origin of the tentacles. You feel sharp pains in your arm as the venomous things violate your arm, but finally you hear a screech and something skitters out from the bed.

You roll over and see something that looks like a beaked brain tumor made love with the terrible offspring of an octopus and a millipede before they had a baby and then beat that baby severely. It has no eyes, and lets out a twisted clicking and hissing noise when you look at it. Underneath it is Ryoko’s shirt, and you can smell the distinct scent of Swedish Fish coming from it. You tear off your damaged arm, and give it enough go-juice to operate independently. You throw it at the creature, and lefty sprouts hard bone legs, a large grinning mouth on its palm complete with sharp teeth and a long tongue, and the exposed bone going up to the shoulder shifts into something like a scorpion tale made of nightmares. It hisses and you raise your second arm as it starts fighting the horrible thing. “Go lefty! Aim for his beak!” You shout.

You watch as the two creatures do battle, your arm wrapping around the beast and stinging while the monster bites, and stabs over and over again. You see your arm waver, but then it charges with energy and explodes taking them both with it. “Lefty! No!” You shout to an uncaring god, in an uncaring world.
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>>36863436
>You lean over her and see two swollen injection sites in her neck oozing something like a chemical pus.

that doesn't sound good....

pls tell me that's how viking menstruation works

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You slam your remaining fist against the bed, then sigh. “Well, that’s enough of that.” You conclude as your arm regrows. “So what was that anyway?” Looks like you made sick on Ryoko’s shirt, she thought it was the perfect time to show off her feminineness to you, she stripped and tucked you in bed, then she started getting a might touched in the head and tried to climb in with you, but your vomit wasn’t hearing any of that. “So my vomit is evil now?” You wonder. Probably. Hell, what’s his face made his boy juice into monsters and then you ate him! Anything that comes out of your body is mighty suspect. “Fair.” You reply.

You hope out of bed and spin to get dressed for the day like a Tasmanian devil in a particularly amusing cartoon. You smell Ryoko and conclude she will probably be fine before you look over the shining jewel of the nine realms and decide to…

[] Go see Beefy, he is always good for a laugh.
[] Bug Cyclops
[] Just sort of wander, you are an adventurous cat
[] Other, please specify


Intro crap:
http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
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>>36863514
>Suck the venom out of Ryoko? Carefully suck the venom our of Ryoko.

>Wander

>>36863514
>>36863593
Can this work? If so, sure.
If not
>[x] Just sort of wander, you are an adventurous cat

>>36863514
>[] Go see Beefy, he is always good for a laugh.

Thor right? Hang on his arm like you were welded against

>>36863514
>[] Just sort of wander, you are an adventurous cat

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I hope we try out Genesis today.


It will make Risa greatest LARPer in all the nine realms

>70 SPXP:
>Time something something attack: Manipulate the fate/time around your physical blows so each one hits twice rather than once. (H/O)
We're only 7 away.

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“Like a vampire” You conclude.

You latch onto Ryoko’s neck and start sucking on the open wound. Your mouth fills with the sick venom that stings every one of your senses. Mixed in with the watery pus are something like worms made of tissue, or flesh. They wiggle around, and seem to have some sort of grainy texture that you are pretty sure will never be forgotten. You pull in a deep mouthful of pus, pull back, and then spill the disgusting stuff into a nearby fern. The plant twitches, fills with black veins, then melts into a puddle of fluid best not identified. You brush furiously at your teeth with a toothbrush pulled out of your inventory. You futilely rub at your pearly whites until you decide it is a lost cause and just blow off your face. You stumble back, and a few paces, then your face regrows.

The taste is gone, but the texture is still there. It will always be there. Forever. You wipe at your tongue, then look over to Ryoko. Her open wound starts to hiss steam and you see her regeneration take hold, at least she will probably get better faster now, still it wouldn’t hurt to have Jager or Hiroshi take a look at her when you get back. You tuck her in then make your way out of the room into the halls of the valiant dead. You look over the shiny bits, and see parts of stuff you can’t identify. You quickly get bored because you know a surprisingly small amount about architecture, and continue your ramble through the city. You find a large number of training grounds, as well as large halls you expect exist to hold parties. You ignore them, as there seem to be a number of people bustling about getting ready for something, and make your way instead to one of the active training areas.
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There you see several men and women all watching two people bash each others heads in. It is all very dramatic really. You scan the crowd, and notice there seems to be the one lass who was maybe getting friendly with beefy in the crowd. Well, either she was maybe friendly with him, or her chest split open to spear him upon a giant unmentionable organ that then devoured him like a meat grinder, you were pretty out of it by that point. “Oi, wasn’t she the slag who was getting touchy with our beefy?” You wonder.

Are you really going to make a scene?

[] Go down and talk with whatever her name was, you don’t remember little people
[] Go back to the food place and start snacking in secret.
[] Continue your wander, not worth it brah
[] Other, please specify
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>>36864086
[] Continue your wander, not worth it brah

>>36864086
>[] Go down and talk with whatever her name was, you don’t remember little people

Maybe she knows where Captain Beefy is? Alternatively, we taunt the Loki together

>>36863993
Oooh.

>>36864086
[] Go down and talk with whatever her name was, you don’t remember little people

>>36864086
>[X] Go back to the food place and start snacking in secret.
Let's see if we're feeling better.

>>36864086

> Go and talk to her

This can only end one way...

>>36864086
>Go back to the food place and start snacking in secret.
Maybe it'll help us forget the thing.

>>36864500
What way is that?

Also I think this was too short notice for a lot of people.

>>36864566
Eh sevenish seems fine.

>>36864566

Tears? Bears? A cat fight of epic proportions?

Seriously, I'd love for this to go well, but Risa is out of our hands once dialogue starts. A cock up is pretty much guaranteed unless TD mini somehow made Risa smarter.

As for people, relax. It's only been an hour.

>>36864835

On the other hand, beating the norse goddess of beauty into the floor could be funny. It also would be a boost in recognition if Freyja threw down the gauntlet and we won in fair combat.

>>36865001
We should make a quip about a gangbang with a troupe of dwarves. http://www.nastrond.net/freyasnecklace.html

Hint: One day "weddings" was effectively legal prostitution.

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“I am going to go have words with little Ms. Metal knockers.” You say leaping from your high vantage point to the ground and then making your way over to the tall woman. Okay, just go make friends. “My petty need to be the winner at everything, and my deeply ingrained anti-social tendencies will not allow me to do that. You reply. So you do realize how messed up you are in the head?

Anyway, you slink up to her and smile your Risa Cat smile. You tap her on the shoulder and wiggle your fingers in a way you think is trustworthy. “Hello there person whose name I have forgotten, you’re Thor’s friend right?” You ask.

“Ah, you are feeling better? This is good news, it seems the feast will not have to be delayed. I am called Sif.” He says.

You charge your hand with enough electricity to fry the majority of Tokyo. You offer your hand with a smile, one she returns, then clasps forearms with you. You send out the energy, and nothing happens. You don’t let the confusion cloud your features as she turns back to see a man with an axe get caught in a net, and the other man raises a trident. You wiggle your fingers, then touch your other hand to yours and receive a rather severe shock. You leap back, your arm in ashes, then quickly regenerate while no one is looking. Huh, that was odd. “Plan B time.” You say.

You see several mugs of ale off to the side, and smile. You grab a pair of them, and quickly cover the handle of it in glue. You smile wickedly before walking over to Sif and tapping her on her shoulder. “Have a drink, oh my friendly friend of friendship.” She suspects nothing.
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She reaches for the mug and then looks suddenly shocked as she glances over your shoulder. You turn around to see what she is looking at, but it’s just a flying horse. Horses are jerks. You turn back and see she is drinking from her mug as if nothing is amiss. You raise the other mug to your lips and—hold on, isn’t this the one with the glue? You are unable to pull your hand free and let out a snarl of frustration as she hands you her now empty mug. As you go back to the tray you send out an energy pulse to destroy your hand and mug before looking over at her. “I’m going to prank her so hard.” You say. I think your priorities may have shifted.

You pull out a fake gum finger trap and walk over to her with a smile. “Hey, want some gum?” You ask.

She smiles kindly, and reaches over to take a piece. Her elegant fingers seem to pull out a piece of the gum, and her finger doesn’t get snapped. You look confused as she puts the piece of, well I am not sure what they are made out of, into her mouth and gives some casual chews. You look down and—oh come on! You got caught in your own finger trap? Really? There was only one piece, and she somehow removed one yet left one for you? Risa please, it was a slight of hand. You look down at your caught thumb and frown. “I’m going to take her out alone, then take off her underwear and run back with it.” You say pulling off the trap. “That will show her!” You say. You are spiraling.

You walk over with a smile. “Hey Sif. You know, there was this great place I saw and I was wondering if you could show me. You know, have us some girl time alone outside of the city where no one can see us.” You explain.

“I wonder if it can compare to the wellspring of the snipe.” She says.

“The what now?” You ask.
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“It is a spring where a dark skinned woman with an ample bosom rises from the waters to give you the one thing you truly want, then she peppers you with snacks that fill you with strength. Once we found that place no other land could compare!” She explains. “Of course, it only works for everyone once, so when new people show up we try and share with everyone. Say, why don’t we go together and share?” She asks.

“Well, er, maybe later. Could you just mark it on my map? You know, just so I can know where we will share such things..” You say pulling out your map from Inventory.

She scribbles things down and looks down at your pants. “I must ask, do you always keep things like this in your pants?” She wonders.

“Don’t even, okay? Just don’t even start.” You look over the marked image and smile.

“Now remember, don’t go there without us, or you won’t be able to share.” She says.

“Of course. Yes, of course.” You reply and sonido off to the spring thing.

You follow the instructions to the letter, and finally arrive in a deep dark cave. You wander in and find in the belly of the cave a pile of wiggling worms of some kind. You look back to the map, then to the pit, then back to the map. “I think I may have made a terrible error in judgment.” You say.
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The worms surge up and chase after you as you sonido out of the cave. A few grab on and cover you with fishy smelling mucus, and wiggling worminess. You fire energy at them, but that just makes them multiply over and over. You see a light at the end of the tunnel, and think you made it, but then a massive club smacks into your face sending you end over end into the ground for a few meters. You push yourself up and see several yeti like beasts snarling at you. You frown as several of them gather and you realize you have been tricked. Counter tricked. “That isn’t very fair.” You object. She did spend a few eternities dealing with Loki.

-

It takes some time and a liberal use of swearing, but you manage to kill all of the things. You finally make it back to the Hall of Heroes with your clothing dirty, and your hair going this way and that. You look over the city and see they are getting ready for a party of some sort. You feel yourself somewhat annoyed, so you decide to…

[] Go see what this party thing is about
[] Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now
[] Go try and counter prank what’s her face
[] Other, please specify
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>>36865437
>[] Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now
>[] Go try and counter prank what’s her face
just splash mead on her shirt

>>36865363
>>36865393
Pretty sure we're mandated to call her despicable now.

>>36865437
Go check on Ryoko, and then party.

>>36865437
>[] Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now
>[] Go try and counter prank what’s her face

We should shapeshift into a dwarf wearing an array of fabulous necklaces. That'll catch her goat.

>>36865437
>Go see what this party thing is about
>Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now
Its our party after all.

>>36865437
[] Go see what this party thing is about
[] Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now

>>36865437
>[] Go check on Ryoko. Chick might be better now

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You decide that Ryoko needs to be looked after like some flower metaphor. You brush your hair back to standard shiny loveliness as you make your way back to the room you woke up in. You throw open the door and see Ryoko dead! “What?” You ask. Sleeping like the dead anyway. You narrow your gaze and walk over to the sleeping teenager who has somehow thrown the blankets across the room, what bad sleeping posture.

You lean over her, and see she is making a sort of gross face while smiling. “Sensei!” She mumbles. “That doesn’t go there! No, you can’t. So naughty.” She says while making that weird face and implying a tilde.

Do you wake her up sweetly or—“No.” You say. “Her face is sort of gross.” You explain.

Well, that’s unfortunate. The party seems to be starting, do we just leave her? She seems to be having a pretty good dream.

[] Wake her up (Any preference as to how?)
[] Let her sleep
[] Other, please specify

>>36865752
>[] Wake her up (Any preference as to how?)

"I just woke you up to tell you about my new power to enter people's dreams. Did you like the free sample?"

>>36865752
[] Wake her up (Any preference as to how?)
Attempt to find out where "There" is

>>36865832
Yeah I'd say this.

>>36865752
>[] Wake her up (Any preference as to how?)
Shaking always works eventually.

>>36865752

can we morph our hand into puppet strings and just walk her to the party sleeping?

>>36865877
We could finally use those cero chains.

>>36865877
We should probably dress her first.

>>36865877
>>36865960
>>36865969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvu2ZI329V4

>>36865752
Use our gravity powers to gently rock her awake without having to touch her.

She's probably all sweaty now.

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“Where is there?” More to the point what is being put in it? “Cranberries in pasta?” Italians in comfortable social situations? “The colour red?” You start shaking her, until finally she opens her eyes and, in her half groggy state, pushes you.

“Sensei! Jeez!” She smile, and were this a regular funny situation, you would make a funny joke.

Sadly she is a berserker, and in her half sleepy state she tears your head off your shoulders. You blink as your body falls forward and make a very confused expression for now. She blinks then sees your prone body, and your head in her hands. “Ah! Sensei!” She says pulling you back.

“Well, that was unfortunate.” You say as Ryoko struggles to put your head back on.

You get back in one piece and crack your neck a few times to get the kinks out of it. You look over at Ryoko and smile. “So what was it I was placing in what place exactly?” You wonder.

“That—It’s still too early for sensei to know about that stuff.” She answers. Everyone keeps all the good secrets from you!

“Anyway, how you feeling? They are having a party out there and I was planning on getting smashed while making girly eyes at beefy. Want to come?” You wonder.

“Yes! I wanna go! I wanna go!” She says raising her hand.
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You hand her some clothes which probably fit and then go off to the largest hall in the city. Inside you see several familiar faces, like what’s his face, Cyclops, and Beefy. Yes, you know them all! “We should really talk about this naming thing sometime” You say. But not today!

You see an open seat next to Thor, but he is sitting next to that despicable woman so you might have to pretend to be nice to make that work. One eye is sitting at the head of the table, and drinking heavily while a woman sits next to him with a smile. Looks like we missed any boring speeches, which is good, and there is lots of food!

The question is where to get our party on.

[] Next to beefy! Alcohol will make him love us!
[] Go wander about with Ryoko. See the different people
[] Those folks having a contest of some kind? You love contests!
[] Other, please specify
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>>36866469
[] Go wander about with Ryoko. See the different people

>>36866469
>[] Other, please specify
double team Thor with Ryoko

maximum overslut, follow Ryoko's lead

>>36866469
[] Those folks having a contest of some kind? You love contests!

>>36866469
>Those folks having a contest of some kind? You love contests!
Maybe get Ryoko to compete depending on the contest.

>>36866469
>teamwork!
>Ryoko, you know how the lust game works. I want Beefy as head over heels for me as you are because I am petty and selfish, and I think the only way to reach this goal is with your help. Can you help me, best scrub?

>>36866469
>>36866489
>>36866539
These guys know what's up. Let's do that.

>>36866489
>>36866539
>>36866586
Yu do realize that Risa fails at lewds constantly right? We'll end up blowing up or something.

>>36866634
you only get better by doing

>>36866469
>Those folks having a contest of some kind? You love contests!
You know what you get when you win contests? Prizes.

>>36866469
>[] Those folks having a contest of some kind? You love contests!
Mystery box option?

>>36866661
Pretty sure her hollow hole ate her lewdness, we'd have to be reborn to get good at it.

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Looks like 4 to 3 in favor of a contest?

Operation overslut is grounded. Writing now.

>>36866748
how can a hole not be lewd?

Has Thor ever had the pleasure of feeling the fluffy tails?

He is most certainly worthy

>>36866770
When it is a metaphysical symbol of a soul missing lewdness do to parasitic corruption.

>>36866819
It might feel good, we should try doing lewd things with it and see if we get off on it.

My vote is late, but fuck it.

>>36866469

> Feel some goddamn shame for acting like a Loki.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
> Apologize for acting like a Loki.
> Get Ryoko and attempt to drink away your shame (you can't)

>>36866855
Pro tip:We wont

>>36866469

>[X] Go wander about with Ryoko. See the different people

She knows everyone here already, probably. She is the social butterfly and must show us the interesting people.

>>36866884
That's not a very scientific attitude

>>36866975
Doing things when you know for a fact they wont work isn't very scientific.

>>36866766
Operation Overslut isn't grounded. It's just delayed. Just watch, one day we'll double team someone with Ryoko after we shapeshift into a slutty teen version of ourselves.

>>36866975
Tried before and blew it up in our faces so many times it is kind of sad.

>>36867048
Its well known that anons don't learn.

>>36867096
Sadly yes, especially with smutfags coming in due to pictures of butts.

>>36866872
Shit, we have been acting like a Loki...haven't we.

It's kinda funny how you can tell every time a new person joins the quest.

They either start talking about how we need to fuck everything RIGHT NOW and it will totally work just because they want it to, or they'll start talking about how we need to buy The All Consuming even though it's actually a downgrade that costs 800xp.

We've got someone doing the former currently, and the ask.fm had someone doing the later for the past couple days.

>>36867195
>later
latter*

>>36867195
Hell I barely follow the quest and I know better.

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“Look at that, they having a contest of some sort? I have no idea what it is, or if we even have the parts to do it, but we are going to win it.” You explain.

“What do you mean by us not having the parts?” Ryoko asks.

“No time to talk, we got a contest to win!” You shout and pull her over.

Around you the various people cluster around a group of men drinking a seemingly endless stream of mead. The stench of sweat, blood, and body odor fill your nose, but it isn’t something foul like someone who just doesn’t take care of themselves, but the smell of people who work hard, fight hard, and play hard so it does not repulse you. “Ah there you are!” A burly man in furs says as he wraps his arm around your shoulders. “Thought you were hidin’ away from us! Come on then you skinny twig girl, put some meat on them bones!” He says.

“I would rather have meat where it counts, as opposed to be made of useless meat.” You protest to this stranger, suddenly caught up in their pace.

He laughs, everyone laughs actually, they are a jolly sort, then he smacks your back. “Bah! That’s all well’n good, but you don’t got enough of it no matter how you look! The best women are at least 14 stones!” he says. “You goin’ to have to keep workin’ at it!” He says handing you a leg of a lamb. Stones?

You look around and you finally notice that peppered in the different groups there are men and women of different ethnicities, and from different time periods. You see a man in a kilt who could be the ancestor of the man who gave you the leg of lamb, and a woman wearing one of those fancy dress things you saw Shiba looking at. Looks like the Norse get around. Anyway, you devour the leg, bone and all, then grab a pint. You drain it in one gulp and hear a rousing group of cheers fill the hall.
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>>36867195
Risa trying to be slutty and failing amuses me
and I've been here since thread 2

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Ryoko follows your lead and quickly drains a pint herself. You slam your mugs together, then grab another. You quickly join the others in drinking yourself stupid because come on, it’s a party. A few of the warrior start staggering as you throw back pint after pint, an animal unleashed from its cage. One of the warriors next to you starts getting blurry eyed, so as you finish your pint you smack him in the head with your mug, then take his and finish it eliciting another crowd of yells of joy.

You are now pissed right proper mate. You see one guy who is all “Hey, I can out drink you” and that guy, fuck that guy, am I right?

“Yeah. Right in his face, the muggy cunt.” You agree.

Please roll 1d100. You are having a drink off with someone. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>36867256

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>36867256

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>36867256

LUCIFER GUIDE MY DICE

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>36867256

>>36867245
14 stone is roughly 89 kg. I thought they used stone in england?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>36867256
chug a lug

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>>36867313
Please note I said there was a vast pool of different groups here.

Some men like it big.

>>36867195
I wanted operation Overslut so I could watch it fail. I have been here since thread 1

>>36867444
I just meant that surly risa would know what stones are. I mean I use stone and I just live across a pond from england basically

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You start throwing back mug after mug, and feel your stomach send out tiny cracks of warmth to every one of your extremities. Still, you don’t let yourself get outpaced by this what’s his face. You continue throwing pint after pint down your drinking hole, and the challenger starts to slow. Finally you see mead spill down his mouth, onto his shirt, and he falls face down onto the table.

You raise your arms in victory, just as a slender Asian woman sits across from you and starts drinking. This is clearly a challenge! But dare you take it?

[] Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.
[] Nah, you are developing a problem.

Please roll 1d100, best of first five

>>36867562
Right-o. She knows it, she just has no idea what to do with this information.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>36867569
[] Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>36867569
just inject into our veins

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>36867569
>[] Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.

We are British. We drink like machine men. Focused, silent, and intent only on silent solitary consumption. Let the Germans and Americans enjoy their drinking. That's not what we're here for.

>>36867569
>Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.
Like Risa would turn down any alcohol/drug related challenge.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>36867569

[] Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>36867569
>[] Bloody hell right I am. I am winning that prize thing.

obligatory 5th roll

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>36867569
CHUG CHUG CHUG

>>36867195

Afraid your wrong on the newfag part. Been around for a while, long enough to remember when we said the ability was shit and said no. I was surprised we still had it. Then realized we never fucking used our shield and might do better with yhe shittier, but more passive ability.

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89-5 Get fucked ya slag!

You grab two mugs and just drink both at once. You throw the mugs into the ground and grab any mug you can find in your range, and continue drinking like a proper Englishman. Cold, mechanical, and without any hope for joy, you drink to get pissed, and Bopfrod help whoever tries to stop you.

The woman in front of you tries to keep up for a few rounds, but no one can match your staggering problem that you should really talk to someone about. You throw the mugs behind you, then drink the Asian woman’s drink and she simply bows her head and leaves. Someone takes her place and says something about this being the last round? Your toes feel funny. The mugs come and…

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>36867796

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>36867796
all the booze

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>36867796

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>36867796

Eternal Victory and Glory will be ours

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>36867796
fif

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>36867796

>>36867808
For Queen and Country!

>>36867908
The Sun never sets on the British empire
and Risa's tap never dries

>>36867796
>-5
Not sure if Norse booze is ridiculously strong or if something's horribly wrong...

This debuff is Sammiches-tier

>>36867962
Thats what you get for pre-drinking before a drinking contest.

>>36867962
>Not sure if Norse booze is ridiculously strong
>Norse booze
>ridiculously strong
I think you answered your own question.

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92-10. We win!

You kick over the table and grab a few of the barrels of alcohol. You tear off the top and start drinking! Surprisingly you see the man do the exact same, and both of you drink several barrels. You get about a dozen of the things before the man before you lets out a loud belch, then falls over! Fuck him mate. That guy, fucking guy. Fuck him.

Someone hoists you up and throws you into the air. You raise your arms in victory as they toss you a few times then set you down and hand you a lead. You got the prize! This prize man, this bloody prize. You won! You climb on top of your prize and raise your arms as you take a victory lap around the table. “I haven’t seen her like this since Asmodeus.” Ryoko laughs.

“Bah, you are associated with that thing?” Someone asks.

Oi, they talking shit bout our mate?

“You don’t like her?” Ryoko asks.

“She is a blight upon any world she walks. Beyond abomination, nothing but bad memories from her.” The man replies.

He talking shit about your mate?

[] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.
[] Let it go, Azzy isn’t that much of a friend.
[] Other, please specify

>>36868148
>[x] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.

if Risa was a weaboo she'd call Azzy Nee Sama

>>36868148
Remember to Tell Azzy about it later. Enjoy prIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZe!

>>36868148
>Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.
Time to powerbomb a cunt through a table.

>>36868148
>[] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.
The fuck he say bout my Azzy!?!?

>>36868148
[] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.
U FOOKIN WOT M8 IL SMAK U IN GA GABBAH SWER UN ME MUM

>>36868148
>[] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.

>>36868148

>[X] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend.

I wasn't aware they let angels into this place. Aren't they considered too much of a buzzkill for the Norse?

>>36868148
>[] Thems fighting words. You best watch what you say there friend
Azzy is our mate. No one talks shit about our mates... Just like no one kidnaps our students.

>>36867195

Not sure what you mean by newbies wanting to fuck everything RIGHT NOW. Do you mean literal fucking or trying to get shit done?

I mean, present situation excluded, the filler has been killing me. We have been scrub hunting for a year trying to unscrubbify ourselves and it looks like we haven't gotten anywhere for it.

I was pretty much done before Hellbreaker. If it tuns out we're going right back to scrub hunting and SOL, I'll be pretty sad.

>>36868259
>We have been scrub hunting for a year trying to unscrubbify ourselves and it looks like we haven't gotten anywhere for it.
I know that feel. I actually like the SoL moments, but it's killing me thinking that if we don't constantly go powerlevel ourselves then were just going to keep getting our shit kick in every time some asshole decides to mess with us.

>>36868259
I think after we get time attack we should start causing trouble for the fly fucker. He cant attack the shrine without going through cheeks girl.

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You ride your prize over to where that dude was talking shit, and kick him in his leg. “Oi, mate, you talking shit ‘bout my mate?” You ask.

Old one eye turns around, and seems annoyed. “You keep poor company.” He says.

“I’ll box your ears in, swear on me mum, right in your gob.” You say raising your hands getting ready to fight. “How you even know her? You don’t know her, you don’t know her fucking, just, fucking life mate. How you even know her? You don’t know.” You explain.

“She is a menace, a scourge on the world. We were well acquainted a very long time ago.” He explains.

“Well, she ain’t no menace now, she is my mate she is.” You say.

“Do we have a problem?” He wonders.

[] Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.
[] Back down, he can shit talk azzy ~
[] Other, please specify

>>36868408
>[] Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.

you got five 'em you git

punch him the face

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>>36868408
>[] Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.

Ugh...Watching a train wreck in slow motion.

>>36868408
[] Other, please specify
Pass out drunk

>>36868408
>Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.
Hes norse he should be expecting fights. For all we know this is a test of character since he is supposed to know everything anyway what with hanging himself and his ravens and everything. Also is our prize a horse?

>>36868408
I ain't afraid of Sir Anthony Hopkins

>>36868408
Is this Solomon? Something tells me this is Solomon.

>>36868476
Is solomen old one eye?

>>36868408
Calmly explain that our Azzy is just misunderstood and that she really is a sweethea-
>[] Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.
Nah, screw it. Just box his fuckin ears in.

>>36868491
I thought the first shittalker and one eye were two separate people.

>>36868476
One eye is Odin.

Odin is ascended Solomon?

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>>36868408
>Azzy totes hit it and and quit it with Captain Depth Perception and he's still heartbroke

>>36868514
Either way it makes no difference.

>>36868519
Odin is Sir Anthony Hopkins (he could have been Brian Blessed, that would have been spectacular)

>>36868408
[] Fuck right we got a problem here m8. Better watch your mouth, shit got serious.

For some reason, I can see us having a fight then in the midst of combat, the entire atmosphere changes and we are suddenly having a civil discussion about how good and bad are merely personal perceptions based on ones world view, influenced by culture and upbringing and circumstance...

Then again, it could just end the same as any other day in Valhalla...

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“Oi, best watch it mate.” You say as your prize readies itself for battle.

“Or what?” He asks.

You pull off your shirt, throw it to the ground, then raise your hands as if presenting something. “Shirt’s off, shit just got real.” You explain. “Let’s go.”

“Sensei, hey.” Ryoko picks up your shirt and holds it up. “Here, put it back on, okay?”

Odin stares at you, then takes his shirt off and raises his arms too. Oh shit! Shit just got realer. “Lasses have an extra layer, we can get double real if we have to. Just be cool.” You explain fully ready to throw down if it comes to it.

You glare at each other for a few moments then Odin sighs. “Very well! I take my comments back.” He explains grabbing his shirt.

“Bloody well right.” You say putting yours back on as well. Phew, shit was about to get too real.

You look over at a relaxed Ryoko, then over to the somehow vacant bench next to her. You see old One Eye isn’t paying attention, and you get the urge to hit him with a bench. The hall will probably explode into action if you do such a thing, but it might be worth it.

What do you do?

[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!
[] Smack him with the chair! It’s the way Risa cats party!
[] Other, please specify

>>36868729
>[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

he tapped out verbally we won

consume enough mead to float a batleship

then go for the top score

>>36868729
[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!
s

>>36868729
[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

>>36868729
>[x] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

Good food and drink and partying heal all wounds.

>>36868729
[x] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

Someone else should start the bar brawl.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>36868729
>[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

Where's our beefy? We're drunk so we have an excuse to do stuff to him.

>>36868729
[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

>>36868729
>Feast and drink! Just keep partying!
Party hard you sons of bitches. Maybe if we party hard enough we can figure out what our prize is.

there's no tilde....I'm so tempted...

>>36868729
>[] Feast and drink! Just keep partying!

>>36868729
>[] Smack him with the chair! It’s the way Risa cats party!

>>36868408

> She's family, ya ass! You gotta stick by 'em no matter how rotten blokes say they are.

>>36868729
>>36868778

You can thank 4chan's shitty captcha for the late arrival. Bring it up over a mug and find that common ground.

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>>36868831
You entered the captcha but forgot to post didn't you?

I do that sometimes too

>>36868894

No, way worse. I am posting via mobile and the fucking captcha kept not loading or breaking. Pretty tense when you think the thread is about to go tits up.

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You decide to let it go, not worth it brah. Not worth it, though I should point out Ryoko was supposed to be holding you back, because that makes it double real without getting Jager mad at you for going around topless. Jager is such a fuddy dutty. “Oi, monologue, don’t make me come up there mate. I’ll rip you a new one. You say. Nah dude, it’s like a good thing. Maybe.

You decide to ignore fighting a voice in your head and go check out Beefy and his lovely lady. She nods to you in greeting and you make a face, or try to your face is really numb. “Hey beefy, we beat up that giant guy, right?” You ask.

“That we did!“ He replies. “The forces of the Jötunn stood before us, yet with a mighty roar we cut a bloody path through them! It was most impressive when you preformed that attack that blasted parts off of the army! A great star fell onto the land, and cut away their greatest warriors! Even the king, as twisted as he was by that, er, what was it called?” He asks.

“Time devourer.” You reply wrapping your arms around his arm and looking up at him as adorably as you can.

“Ah yes! Not even the Devourer of Time itself could stand before our combined might! With a might roar we tore it from this material plane, and cast it down into from whence it came! You are a most reassuring ally!” He shouts, his whole family seems to have volume control issues.

“Hey, hey. You did a good job too.” You say while holding onto his massive bicep.

He looks down at your adorable, dark ringed, mind broken eyes and then laughs. He places his other hand on your head and ruffles your hair. “That is most kind of you to say! I am certain in the coming days we will do battle together once more!”

As he spoils you, you look over at Sif and make a face like a smug cat. You see one of her well trimmed eyebrows twitch, and she then smiles up at Thor. “Here now, would you like me to pour your mead?”
(1/2?)

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Ryoko pulls on your hair lightly. “Hey! Sensei! I worked hard too!” She objects.

This has all the makings of a tussle.

The night passes, and you drink far more alcohol than should be allowed. You try and tear beefy’s armor off, but that ends with Ryoko getting jealous, so you let it go for now. Still you make the smug cat face a few times over the night, and all in all have a good time! Still, like all things, good things must come to an end and you have to greet the dawn.

You open your eyes in the infirmary room of your shrine with your head killing you. You push yourself up, and feel something tug at your arm so you look down. Standing next to your bed, with a lead in your hand, is a snow white goat. You seem to have won a goat in your drinking contest. You rub at your face, and see Ryoko is on a bed across from you moaning and holding her head in pain. “You awake?” You hear Jager ask.

You turn and see her standing there with an irritated look on her face. “Hello Jager.” You say.

She flips on the lights and you recoil in pain. “Why Jager, why?!” You demand.

She sighs and walks over. She hands you a glass of water and I forgive her instantly. “How much do you remember of last night?” Nurse Jager asks.

“I won a goat, then got real, then hung on beefy and made a smug cat face.” You say.

“So you don’t remember coming into my room and doing anything, er, weird?” She asks.

What? “No, not really. What did I do?” You wonder.

“If you don’t remember that’s for the best. I don’t know if it will help, but I got some pain killers too if you want them.” She says.

She’s a peach. We wait for the liquid to heal you and decide what to do.

[] Go see Azzy. Ask if she knows if you are good about that Hueco Situation.
[] Go see plantbro, we never hang out.
[] Go see Sad-Fin, we never hang out
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>36869274
Operation Overslut?

>>36869300
>[] Go see Sad-Fin, we never hang out

one day operation overslut....one day

>>36869300
Go see Sad Fin. She likes goats. We have won a goat. This means goat things shall happen.

>>36869300
[] Go see Sad-Fin, we never hang out
Bring the goat.

>>36869300
>[] Go see Sad-Fin, we never hang out
Give her the G

>>36869300
>[] Go see Sad-Fin, we never hang out
Bring our new goat. Sad-Fins love goats.

>>36869300
>[] Go see plantbro, we never hang out.

>>36869300
Man, those norse fuckers better have given us a magic goat instead of just a regular goat.

>>36869361
>>36869356
Is it the goat a girl?

operation overslut with Risa and Goat Fin on Depressed Fin?

>>36868778

Would have been a nice complement to the manly staredown. It likens Azzy to Loki, which is unfortunate, but it obliges him to consider his own position more than anything else would.

It shows kinship and convictions as our stronger traits, right next to bravery, or at least sugar coats and masks our recklessness.

>>36869372
Sad fin will love it anyways.

>>36869387
If we had half a chariot he could pull it for us.

>>36869403
we will build one, out of scrubby hollow bones

>>36869383
Ha ha ha, keep in mind they did eventually tie him to a rock to have a snake drip poison into his eyes forever.

>>36869300
>[] Go see plantbro, we never hang out.
[] Go see plantbro, we never hang out.

>>36869300
>[] Go see Azzy. Ask if she knows if you are good about that Hueco Situation.
And tell her old One-eye was talkin' shit about her, but we got him to back down because she's one of our bestest mates.

>>36869425
My mom used to put me in time out too

>>36869425
Ahh. He got out of that eventually.

>>36869300

> Happy birthday, SinFin.
> Then go see Azzy.

>>36869507

Actually, hell, would anyone mind bringing plant regardless of what we do? His insight would be helpful.

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You miss Sad-Fin, she is probably being very sad right now without you there to cheer her up. “Jager! We should go see Sin-Fin. I have a goat, and Sin-Fin likes goats! We must go and goat her all over the place.” You explain.

The goat lets out a noncommittal sound as it chews on something probably unimportant and you stand up. The world kicks you in the head, but you press on. You pull yourself through the shrine, then climb on Jager so she can take you up the stairs. You both make your way to the high tower, and when Jager opens the door you see Sin-Fin sitting in the corner looking down at her feet. You look around the room and see that not much has changed, though the atmosphere in the room is terribly depressing, even for her.

“Heya sinful-Fins.” Her rump you mean. “What are you doing in the corner?”

She glances up at you, then back down. “I wanted to see if… the corner made me… feel better than the be…d” She ellipses. “It makes me feel worse probab…ly.”

“Well then why don’t you get out of it then?” You ask.

She looks at you, then to the side, then the other side. “I do not deserve the… bed.” She concludes.

“Well that’s a load of piss, innit?” You ask. “Here, we brought you maybe a magical goat.”

She wiggles her toes in her shoes, but doesn’t seem to really be paying attention. “I want to hang out with you more than… I want to play with goats. I do not… being left alone. It’s not happy.” She explains.

We made her sad! I am making a sad face! You daughter of a whore, you go over there and make her your wife right now! “Didn’t work out for her too well last time, did it?” You wonder. Low blow!

Seems she is having another emotional issue! What shall we do?

[] Try and make her happy!
[] Leave her with the goat, like a parent who relies on TV to raise them!
[] Other, please specify

>>36869644
[] Try and make her happy!
Headpats, fluffy tails, and juggling her the goat and Jaeger

>>36869644
>[] Try and make her happy!

go on an adventure and take her with you

go get that ice cream Jager likes from the store and see what happens along the way

>>36869644
>[] Try and make her happy!
Make her a Happy-Fin!! Large amounts of goat and fluffy tails are mandatory. Jager can help too.

>>36869644
>nobody buys the Ryoko doll

I still like you best scrub

>>36869644
>[] Try and make her happy!

LOOK WE'RE ALL HAPPY! THE GOAT! THE RISA THE... Jager you're supposed to smile!

>>36869644
>[x] Try and make her happy!

>>36869644

> Hugs, petting her hair, and massaging her with the tails
> Ask what she wants to do
> If she can't think of anything, give her and Plant our afternoon (playing board games or what have you)
> Take those two with us to Azzy's

Jager, unfortunately, should probably stay to guard the shrine.

>>36869644
Have her ride the goat, see if that makes her less sad.

>>36869644
Has Shiba been avoiding her recently?

Or can she just not compare to our greatness?

>>36869989
Shiba is just trying to get over her werewolf lust for Sin Fin.

futile but admirable

>>36869644
Now is probably not a good time to point out that if the Time Devourer has something to do with Free Will and the First Wish, it's incredibly likely that it also has to do with Sin-Fin, is it?

I mean we could be lucky at it's Lilith's/Adam's/Abel's fault instead, but I doubt it.

>>36869644
>>36869644

> Hey! SinFin!
> Do you wanna build a planet?

Seriously, genesis.

>>36870036
I'm pretty sure it's just gonna be a bundle of rocks at first, but I suppose now's as good a time as any to start.

>>36870036
Might be a fun idea.

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>>36870036
yes yes do it do it

imagination station transformation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bX275Crxxc

also, I just realized I haven't posted any Yoruichi this entire thread

>>36870014
What if the First Wish was God making this universe? What if the TD is God's version of our Old Risa? What if God has no idea how to deal with it's Old One self and has been plotting all this for someone to be able to defeat it??

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“She is sad. Why can’t she just stay happy?” Emotional trauma? “You’re not being helpful!” You say.

“We going to do something?” Jager asks.

“Smile Jager, you can’t be this cold hearted. Your abs are just there to protect your vulnerable heart. Also your ample bosom.” You way. We learned a new phrase, it makes us happy.

Jager crosses her arms and turns away from you slightly. “That doesn’t have anything to do with my chest does it?”

You send out your fluffy tails and pick her up. You leave her locked in a snug pocket of fluff and look at Jager, desperate for help. “Got a plan?” She asks.

“My plan begins and ends at goat, and a voice in my head shouting for me to do lewd things! Maybe plant needs to be involved too.” Cover her in molasses. “See?” You ask.

”No, it’s a voice in your head. I can’t see anything. Okay, so we need to cheer her up, we can do that. I just, look Risa. She has a lot of problems, and I think these stop gap measures might be doing more harm than good in the long run. If, er, it’s like you keep picking her up and letting her go over and over. If she is down all the time at least she isn’t hitting the ground. My metaphor is a little sloppy, but you sort of get what I’m saying?” She asks.

“You are saying I should just leave her in her sadness? How can you be so cold hearted?” You wonder.

“It’s not cruelty, it’s kindness.” She objects.

“Just leaving her sad all the time is kindness?” You wonder.
(1/2)

>>36870129
I don't know, if that was the case, I don't think He'd set the angels to auto-ignore.

>>36870107
Goddamn she's too attractive.

>>36870131
AND THAT SINFIN CHIBI IS TOO CUTE

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“It’s kinder than constantly letting her go back to depressed after raising her up.” She says. “Look, it’s just my opinion, and you can ignore it or think I am wrong if you want. I just think she might need more help than the occasional pick me up.” She explains.

“Why hasn’t Shiba been spending more time with her?” You wonder.

“She has been busy with the Shinigami council. They are talking about going back to Soul Society, and she is pointing out they need someone like Asmodeus to even stand a chance there.” She explains. “Honestly even when she is with her she is being careful not to overstep her bounds, so it is hard for her to get close enough to do any real good.”

“What about you?” You wonder looking a little annoyed.

She pauses. “I have my own issues to deal with at the moment. I’m also not really qualified to bring happiness to anyone.” She explains.

Man, everyone is being a debby downer these days, huh?

You ride your goat down the stairs, he has a use! Or is it a she? No idea. You carry Sin-Fin down and…

[] Go see an ice cream man! Everyone likes ice cream!
[] Go get plant bro!
[] Go see Azzy!
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

Also we are going to do Genisis? Are you sure? Once it starts it can't be stopped.
(Y/N)

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>>36870147
she takes after her mums

>>36870073

Bah, Risa doesn't know that, making it all the more hilarious.Also, that others might know my pain..

>>36870036

> C'mon let's start today...

>>36870140
>implying the angels could even do anything to it

>>36870168
>[] Other, please specify
>Also we are going to do Genisis? Are you sure? Once it starts it can't be stopped.
Y

I wanna see! I wanna know! Risa will never need minis for D&D ever

>>36870140
What if that's all part of His plan to use them as fodder to feed Risa until she can kill the TD??

>>36870168
Y
If we bought it we might as well use it.

>>36870168
>Bullshit Jager. You make Risa happy.

>[] Go see an ice cream man! Everyone likes ice cream!
Also we are going to do Genisis? Are you sure? Once it starts it can't be stopped.
(Y/N)
Y Risa world is go.

>>36870168
[] Go see Azzy!
Hey Azzy wanna see me create a universe?
>Also we are going to do Genisis? Are you sure? Once it starts it can't be stopped.
Y

>>36870168
Hm, what time of year is it? Maybe we can get Sin-Fin a job as being some manner of teacher again?

I... think she enjoyed that?

I agree with Jager saying we should be able to do more, but I have no idew aht.

Also I'm gonna say N to Genesis, I don't think it's going to be nearly as good as you guys think it will be, which is what AE is trying to convey.

>>36870168

Well, that's ominous. Is this a warning light not to try now?

>>36870168
Lets not do Genesis now.

>>36870241
I wanna try it out, thought experiment and on paper speculation is fine and dandy

but I wanna see this baby in action

>>36870168
[x] Go get plant bro!

>Also we are going to do Genisis? Are you sure? Once it starts it can't be stopped.
N

>>36870251
I think he's asking for consensus/approval for a write in

>>36870276
>>36870241
>>36870297
Man why not? A shit load of spxp went towards the damn thing. Its not like it could do much to anyone outside it.

Might want to call final destination IF activating genesis will have major repercussions

>>36870168
>[] Go get plant bro!
>Y

>>36870330
what possible negative ramifications would Genesis have?

gonna need more than baseless paranoia to change my mind here

>>36870316
Because he appears to be implying that it's a bad idea that will have negative repercussions for reasons we don't know yet.

>>36870349
Hey man you never know what could happen, maybe we will piss something off trying to make a planet or have old ones just be chilling out and be pulled in when we make it.

>>36870381
I'm thinking that our current level of Old One/Time Devourer corruption would make Genesis less effective than it could be.

>>36870352
Calm your tits, there is no way to experiment with the thing so we wont ever know so going by you we will never use it which means it will be a huge waste. If it goes bad we blow it up and I doubt it will go bad because there wouldn't just be a fuck yourself button in the powers list.
>>36870381
Then we eat the fuckers. We need to power level anyway.

>>36870381

Defer if you think now is a bad time. This will probably take a long time.

I wonder if we will ever figure out whats the deal with bears

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>anons are afraid of their own powers

I liked it better when the paranoia was externally focused as opposed to internally

>>36870457
With great power comes great paranoia

>>36870457
Its not even a power they should be afraid of like our new beam. That shit probably fucks reality way harder then the rest of our moves.

>>36870457
Well, considering we've got Old One Soul Cancer, had to deal with a different kind of cancer due to Fallen exposure, and now we've got a Time Devourer infection, I imagine you've been unhappy for a while now.

>>36870457
We were never this powerful.

>>36870457
It is just one guy

>>36870457
Actually I don't trust Old Risa one bit. We've always focused that internally.

>>36870511
meh, walk it off.

They'd be probably be dealt with faster if we cut down on the slice of life

the omakes should be the cool down threads imo

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“Yes I accept the terms and conditions!” You shout. You didn’t even read them! “No one reads them!” You say.

You send out your energy through the abstract fabric of reality, and infect part of the bubble of the universe. Like a bee sting it starts to swell, and bulge, and then forms a basic area. You feel your body get drained of a massive amount of energy as the universe feeds off of you to prevent itself from collapsing into the vague ether of unreality around it. You make a face, and Jager glances at you as if you are strange, because you probably look like you are doing something particularly unladylike at the moment, or trying to blow up a particularly difficult balloon. Finally it seems to reach a stable level, and you take out a sigh. Your energy is still being drained, but it isn’t something that is terribly straining.

“What was that?” Jager wonders.

“Nothing. Nothing at all.” You say.

YOU HAVE MADE BASIC GENESIS FORMATION. IT IS CURRENTLY A PILE OF FRESH STONE AND DIRT BEING PULLED TOGETHER. YOU THUS HAVE BASIC OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO YOU.

Gravity strength: Between .10x Earth’s gravity and 10x
Light: Do you want light, and if so where from?: An artificial sun, artificial moon, random ambient energy making everything seem bathed in a warm light, No light!
Energy density: High energy density, normal, low
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>>36870539
Eh, if anything we've letting the slice of life stuff slide for way too long. We haven't talked to Plant in forever. And we just saw the consequences of ignoring Sin-Fin.

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You frown at the options as you consider just what to do and press on your noble steed. Your noble goat. It is rather useful. You make your way over to your Plant Bro who is eating a waffle sandwich and—“Her too?” You wonder. Yeah, they are pretty good they are.

You see your plant look up at you with a bit of cream on the side of its mouth and—Jesus Christ she is cute. You avoid hugging it, and let the sense of loss cascade through you. Okay, now you have also collected your plant. “You know Jager, you make me happy so you shouldn’t think like that.” You say.

“I see.” She says, but you can tell she doesn’t really have any feeling in it. Blighter.

[] Go see ice cream man!
[] Go take everyone to azzy! She is a good time!
[] Go somewhere else! She is being depressed inside your tails! This is bad! Error error!
[] Other, please specify
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>>36870547
DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST PURPLE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!

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>>36870523
I think's its 2-3 people

that one anon that always thinks the chosen course of action is a bad idea and likes to bitch (at least he apologizes on occasion)

that one anon that always takes AE standing firm on a ruling/decision as an insult

that one anon that is always afraid

might be blending some together though

>>36870569
>[x] Go see ice cream man!

>Gravity strength: 1x Earth Gravity
>Light: All-surrounding warm light
>Energy Density: High Energy Density

>>36870569
Ask Maple how she's been feeling. Is she down in the dumps too, or is it just Jager and Sin-Fin who are sad.

Also maybe gather the other younglings as well. Being surrounded by their cheerfulness might make Sin-Fin a bit less depressed for now?

>>36870602
Seconding except i thing we should make it 2x for fun.
also plant some trees and grass then proceed to shove every skrub hollow and lingering soul inside it
SCIENCE!

>>36870547
>[x] Go see ice cream man!

oh look! nothing bad happening! what a surprise!

gravity: .10
light: random ambient energy, light clouds maybe!
Energy density: normal

>>36870602
>>36870633
>>36870641
>Not having a giant purple cero sun
You guys sicken me.

>>36870569
I think I can make a logical argument to Sin-Fin why biting the apple was a good call on her part, but neither Risa nor Sin-Fin is particularly logical, and it would likely just make things worse.

>>36870653
this is just the starter kit anon,

gotta let grow before we go cuhrazy with it

>>36870653
You do realize we can change it whenever we want right?
Though i think giant cero sun would take a lot of energy

>>36870678
That is quite the assumption to make.

What you choose will be the standard for the foreseeable future.

>>36870547
>Gravity strength: Between .10x Earth’s gravity and 10x
I'm thinking the 0.1x gravity would be best. It'd make it hard for people without angel wings or rocket thrusters to get around. It'd also let Risa GO FASTER in there.
>Light: Do you want light, and if so where from?: An artificial sun, artificial moon, random ambient energy making everything seem bathed in a warm light, No light!
I want the light to only be in flashes and come from a perpetual lightning storm.
>Energy density: High energy density, normal, low
What exactly does energy density do? It seems like this would only affect quincies/bount in there.

>>36870687
is a purple sun doable? I'm for it if it can be done

>>36870673
>Light: Do you want light, and if so where from?: An artificial sun, artificial moon, random ambient energy making everything seem bathed in a warm light, No light!
>An artificial sun
>>36870678
Well being giant or an actual cero wasn't exactly necessary, just as long as its a purple sun.

>>36870706
Yes, it is doable.

>>36870721
oh, then nuts to my energy clouds idea

purple sun all the way

maybe even dual sun like Tatooine

>>36870721
>>36870678
Here
Im all for it then

>>36870732
>dual
>not somewhere between 9 and 13 of them zipping around the sky like some kind of demented atom model

>>36870569
Let's just do normal gravity. I don't really get the full ramifications of increased/decreased gravity, especially for ghosts, so I feel it isn't worth messing with.

>>36870753
Increased gravity is probably a speed debuff in general.

Decreased gravity is a speed buff, but it also is a general movement debuff for people who are unaccustomed to low grav or don't have some kind of specialized movement ability (angel wings) that ignores stuff like this.

At least I think.

Looks like it is between .1 gravity and 1 gravity
and normal energy and high.
>>36870693
It effects anyone who uses energy. Weak hollows in Hueco Mundo, for example, use the higher energy as a food supply and don't go out hunting.

Going to continue writing and we can decide over the next few posts.

>>36870822
More energy is always good in my book. Suits risa's beamspam anyway

>>36870822
1 Earth gravity
High energy
Want to make sure our hollows grow up nice and strong just like in the motherland

>>36870602
I like this.

>>36870822
It'd feel weird if Risa's realm didn't have high energy.

Maybe we should check on that nice lady from Mendel's base we kidnapped. It's been at least three days since we took her, so lets check to make sure she's being kept fed and watered.

Like did Jager notice her yet?

>>36870893
I cant believe i keep consistently forgetting about her
I hope she's okay

>>36870893
Oh God.. yeah we should check on her.

>>36870914
So yes let's make a quick stop right now?

>>36870914
remember Yuki?

>>36870822
>>36870569


My money is on high energy for our allies and 0.5 gravity. It's light on them and will make building structures easier in the short term.

>>36870921
Very yes
>>36870928
Isnt he still helping Auntie Azzy with sprucing up her club?

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“We are going to go get ice cream!” You shout raising your fist as the voices start to argue about just what it is they want. You decide on a violet sun, and with the color change you have to make some smaller cosmetic changes to the world as well, but it all works out in the end.

“Er, hold on.” You say as you drop Sin-Fin on the goat and go looking through your shrine.

You see the woman you captured in the Mendel base is still stuck to the wall. You get close to her and pock her on the face, and she suddenly springs to life. “What? Hey! You can’t just leave me here like this!” She says.

Well, we did leave her for quite a while.

[] Stay and chat with her.
[] This seems like it will be a pain. Go get ice cream now.
[] Other, please specify

>>36871008
Tell her that she can scream for water or something and someone will probably bring it to her eventually.
>[] This seems like it will be a pain. Go get ice cream now.

>>36871008
"That was very rude of me yes. As an apology, what kind of ice cream would you like?"

>>36871008
[] Other, please specify
You wanna come get some Icecream with us?
frankly im surprised you havent died of dehydration and/or starving to death

>>36871008
>[] Other, please specify
take her with you

give her two scoops as an apology

>>36871008
>[] Other, please specify
take her with you

>>36871008
>[X] Stay and chat with her.
Explain that this is a Mendel sanctioned opportunity to gain valuable intel on us, and that, aside from negligence, we're gonna do our best to make sure no harm comes to her.

We know it's Mendel sanctioned because Mendel is bound to have noticed her missing by now, and yet she -hasn't- yet activated the bombs she must have surgically implanted into this lady's brain.

Also Mendel and us have a truce, she even let us visit her satellite.

>>36871008
>[] Other, please specify
Take her with us to get ice cream.

>>36871036
>>36871045
I don't know, it could be that the Shrine has some kind of jamming properties we're currently unaware of and haven't seemed to work in the past, and she's foolish enough to attempt to run or call for help.

>>36870962

I think Azzy is slowing breaking his soul apart for furniture. We really should do something about that since we promised Jager...

>>36871100
Wasn't it Jager's idea to send Yuki there?

>>36871094
Honestly she can do whatever she wants, what is she going to do tell on us to the cops? Inventory bought them out a long time ago

>We will never EVER get our EF to 3

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“Frankly I am sort of shocked you didn’t die of dehydration.” You say.

“You just left me! If it wasn’t for that one arrancar I would be dead by now! Look, just let me go okay?” She says.

“This is an officially sanctioned Mendel event! Super serious! Look, we will even take you out for ice cream with us, okay? That will make up for it.” You say.

“Sure, let’s do that.” She says.

You unlock her, then lead the way out of the room happily. You are making friends you are! You hear something strange behind you, and when you look she is gone. Some sort of implanted technology you suspect. She is a few meters away at this point, and already doing a full sprint to get the hell away.

A small orb she left behind explodes, and makes your nose run like mad. You stumble back as tears flood your eyes, then you blow your nose, and you note your sinuses are super clear, and you seem to have lost her scent. Bloody hell, the little blighter is trying to get away from you.

Do you chase after her?
[] Yeah! Go after whats her face!
[] Let her bugger off then
[] Other, please specify

>>36871163
we should check out rape island and see how its recovering some time

>>36871008

>Mendel and I came to an agreement before I left. We're mates now and a mate of my mate is my mate. So what do you say love, want to help keep the peace, maybe get some ice cream?

>>36871169
>[] Yeah! Go after whats her face!
We demand an apology
after that she can do whatever the fuck

>>36871169
>[] Let her bugger off then

>>36871169
>[] Yeah! Go after whats her face!
Just for that you get one scoop..and its rum raisin

>>36871214
>raisins
A fate worse than death

>>36871169
[] Yeah! Go after whats her face!

Well it is called making friends right/

>>36871169
"If I catch you, I'm going to fuck you!"

We know she won't but science lass doesn't

>>36871169
>[] Let her bugger off then

>>36871169
> Yeah! Go after whats her face!

She can't just leave she's one of our thin-friends.

>>36871169

> Catch her
Competent is good
>Explainto her we are on the up and up
> Ask her to help us stay that way by keeping us informed
> Offer her a head researcher position and a raise

>>36871346
>> Offer her a head researcher position and a raise
She's a soldier, not a researcher.

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You decide to chase after her, because you insist on making friends. You sonido after her at once, and as you enter the forest you trip over an invisible thread. You look at the strings and the object it is attached to and suddenly something like a flashbang goes off. You hit the ground swearing as the bright light temporarily stuns you, and you let out a howl of pain. You roll on the ground as your senses turn into a loading screen for a moment. Your regeneration can’t do too much since it is simply an overload, and you let it play its course for the few moments it takes.

You finally manage to see and notice you are alone in the woods. You frown as the sound of her crunching through the ground at the bottom of the hill fills your ears and you have to skip after her. You catch up and as you land you hunch up and smile. “If I catch you I’m gunna fuck you.” You obey the voices.

She pulls out a weird hand thingy and fires it, and suddenly the area around you seems to become like ice. Your body locks up and you fall over. “Where the bloody hell were you hiding all that?” You demand.

“That’s—like I would tell you!” She replies angrily taking a few steps back.

Your body cracks and pops, and you break out of the weak stasis after a bit of work. You sonido over to her and tackle her by the shoulders to the ground. “Just for that you get only one scoop! A single scoop of raisin!” You swear.

“Let me go!” She says struggling weakly in your arms.

“No! You are my friend now, and I can’t let you go.” You say.

“If I’m your friend then let me go.” She says with tears forming in her eyes. “I want to go home! I want to see my mom. Please let me go!” She begs openly sobbing now.

She does not seem happy.

[] Let her go
[] No! Ours!
[] Other, please specify

>>36871371
[] Let her go

>>36871346
>>36871354

> Replace head researcher with diplomatic consultant, and I think we are good.

>>36871371
>[] Other, please specify
NO! We haven't eaten ice cream yet.
She can go after we all have ice cream. And only after she eats her raisins. All of them.

>>36871371
"...I know you're tricking me again, because you would have started off with this, as opposed to frustration and throwing things at me, but fine. Wasn't that good an idea anyway."

Next time AE, if you have us auto-take someone, maybe also include some auto-maintenance?

Since it was at the end of a thread and not something people voted for, I think people forgot about her and thus missed whatever you were planning.

>>36871371
>sniff her and get her scent
>get face to face with her as close as possible
"soon"
[] Let her go

>>36871371
>[] Other, please specify
You know I don't eat people anymore right? I poached you for my own science division

>>36871408
Dude, 42 looked after her sort of, but she was still locked up.

>>36871425
>You know I don't eat people anymore right?
Except we do?

Or is this another one of those things we're gonna lie about?

>>36871428
Yeah, I guess when I remembered her, I assumed the others noticed her as well.

And we've had a lot of stuff on our plate until now. I'm just wondering what the point of all of it was.

>>36871434
Who was the last person we ate? That crazy guy obsessed with Jager almost as much us?

>>36871371
[] No! Ours!

>>36871457
There was never much of a point. This chick is just some random human that we decided we liked, so we kidnapped her.

This shit is pretty standard Risa behavior.

>>36871457
Because people including me asked about her?

>>36871464
A ton of people in Mendel's base, the same base we kidnapped this chick from.

>>36871485
We only killed two people there because we had to fit inside a box. We very conspicuously did not ravage the base.

>>36871485
I think we just murdered them

>>36871371

> Ice cream, some sensible discussion, and then she can go home.
Seriously, someone has to give us a chance or we will just continue to get worse. Pinky promise if we have to. She took the Risa course. She knows what it means.

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“But I am poaching you for my own division of some sort! Science, or diplomacy! Look, we are already took you so that means you can work for us!” You say.

“I don’t want to work for you! I want to go home! I want to see my parents again! Please, let me go! Let me go!” She shouts and wiggles.

She wiggles a lot. We could sort of maim her a little? She can’t run if we tear her legs off, then she will have to depend on you! “Sort of dark there monologue.” Sort of a sociopath there Risa.

“Just let me go!” She says.

Seems she doesn’t want to join the motley crew of crew people.
[] Maim her
[] Kill her
[] Let her go
[] Other, please specify

>>36871515
>[] Let her go
If you didn't want to write her AE, you should just let her die in the dungeon

why must Risa only be good at literal head hunting?

>>36871515
>Let her go
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine."
Sneak an eyeball on her person, to track her/show us where she lives.

Bet she doesn't even live with her parents.

>>36871515
[] Let her go
Bah shes no fun

>>36871515
Either get her hooked on Risa´s go juice like an addict

Or ask jager. Shes an adult.

>>36871536
He probably did want to write her. It's just that until now, nobody bothered to remember her.

I'm not going to fault AE for having characters react realistically to their circumstances.

It's just kind of frustrating when the MC is incapable of being rational and the majority of the players don't seem to pay attention unless it's about fighting things.